1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:03,400 Speaker 1: Jewbles dirty little secret? 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:07,200 Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up. You have a dirty little secret. 3 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:16,640 Speaker 3: I do have a dirty little secret. Okay. So I 4 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:20,360 Speaker 3: used to be a nanny for a really really nice, 5 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:26,200 Speaker 3: wealthy couple. Okay. So I was tidying up one day 6 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:29,880 Speaker 3: after like you know, like a random mess of course, 7 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:33,159 Speaker 3: and I found mom's diary and you read it? 8 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 1: No. 9 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:40,080 Speaker 3: I I peaked and I started reading it and I 10 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:41,120 Speaker 3: couldn't put it down. 11 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:43,400 Speaker 2: Wow, I was in there. 12 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:47,479 Speaker 3: It was so good. I mean, you know, these people 13 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:52,040 Speaker 3: are just like she's an amazing writer and like detailed everything. 14 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:55,560 Speaker 3: But then and like it was really like her life. 15 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:59,200 Speaker 3: Then I got into like an affair, and then another affair. 16 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:02,120 Speaker 2: Oh wow, so I know. 17 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:04,640 Speaker 3: And then I just every time I went to work, 18 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 3: I just couldn't wait to read the next couple people. 19 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:16,160 Speaker 3: So there's like multiple affairs. And then she gets pregnant 20 00:01:16,319 --> 00:01:19,160 Speaker 3: and she's writing about she doesn't even know with the 21 00:01:19,319 --> 00:01:23,160 Speaker 3: kids that I'm like watching if the baby's daddy was 22 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:23,959 Speaker 3: her husband. 23 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 2: I guess if you have a type, it doesn't really matter. 24 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,920 Speaker 2: It will come out looking kind of similar, right, But 25 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:34,720 Speaker 2: if you're just like adventurous, then who knows. Well, thank 26 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,800 Speaker 2: you for telling us your dirty little secret. It sounds 27 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:39,280 Speaker 2: like you could steal it and publish. Yeah, seriously, juicy, 28 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:40,600 Speaker 2: I know. 29 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:43,800 Speaker 3: Everything that she's been doing behind her husband's back. So 30 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:45,560 Speaker 3: I've been carrying this around. 31 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:47,960 Speaker 2: Well, you should go back and get that. It might 32 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:51,600 Speaker 2: have the best seller on you my photocopies. Right, Yeah, 33 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,600 Speaker 2: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. 34 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:55,920 Speaker 3: Thank you. 35 00:01:56,000 --> 00:02:00,360 Speaker 2: Yeah bye, hello, hello, hey you have a dirty little great. 36 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:05,280 Speaker 1: Yeah. So a few years ago, when I was nineteen, 37 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:08,600 Speaker 1: I used to like drink water, a lot of water 38 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:11,320 Speaker 1: before I went to bed so I could wake up 39 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:17,280 Speaker 1: early and play video games. So one night I did that, 40 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:19,280 Speaker 1: and I woke up early in the morning to go 41 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:24,560 Speaker 1: play video games. But I had serious morning. Okay, okay, 42 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:27,800 Speaker 1: So I went to the restroom and I needed to 43 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 1: lean down. So I put all my weight on the 44 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:34,120 Speaker 1: toilet paper roll hanger and it's kind of like nailed 45 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:39,640 Speaker 1: to the wall. But it broke through my weight and 46 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:42,320 Speaker 1: I face planning in terms of toilet stool. 47 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:50,000 Speaker 2: Almost broke my feth. Wow, I was. 48 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:54,320 Speaker 1: Bleeding everywhere and I had to go, like, wake up 49 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:54,800 Speaker 1: my mom. 50 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:57,520 Speaker 2: That's an awkward conversation. 51 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,280 Speaker 1: She died laughing, but she's like, what's wrong? 52 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:06,600 Speaker 2: Like you don't want to see. Oh my gosh. 53 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:09,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, but luckily I didn't break in my tea or anything. 54 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,600 Speaker 1: I kind of like messed up, like the inside of 55 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:13,359 Speaker 1: my lip, but it's mostly heeled now. 56 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:17,760 Speaker 2: I'm glad. I do have a question, though, why do 57 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 2: you drink a lot of water before you play video 58 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:20,799 Speaker 2: games in the morning. 59 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:23,960 Speaker 1: I drank it like before I went to bed. I 60 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,120 Speaker 1: was addicted to figure games, so I drank it before 61 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:27,880 Speaker 1: I went to bed, So wake me up like a 62 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:28,960 Speaker 1: natural alarm clock. 63 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:34,040 Speaker 2: That's a good idea. Actually, yeah, it's actually so funny. 64 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:37,320 Speaker 1: I don't do that anymore, but it was like when 65 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:37,920 Speaker 1: I was younger. 66 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,960 Speaker 2: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. 67 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:47,120 Speaker 1: Oh, no problem, what's your secret.