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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast,

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Speaker 1: Firm Present show. Pardon me while I swing into my

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Speaker 1: vine to start the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Look,

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Speaker 1: almost everyone's here. There's Froggy and Danielle and Gandhi back

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Speaker 1: in New York. Is it going to be back in

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Speaker 1: New York? It is? Actually, I love coming back here.

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Speaker 1: I gotta stop going and seeing that dumb boyfriend of Morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. He's great to Scotty b and Master Control.

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Speaker 1: And there's Scarry, and there's Nate, and there's Garrett and

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Speaker 1: suspiciously missing Brody. I have a theory. I think he

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Speaker 1: had such a large contribution today. I think he probably

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Speaker 1: tapped out. He loves doing this thing. Brody always shows up.

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Speaker 1: He'll he'll go to the opening of a window always.

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Speaker 1: But during the show, when he's on the phone on

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Speaker 1: old Listening, I always picture him in bed with the

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Speaker 1: over the covers over him boxers, oh God, like always

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Speaker 1: in his boxers. I think he spends time in the den.

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Speaker 1: I think that's where he spends most of his morning,

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Speaker 1: or in the kitchen. But there's no way he's sitting

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Speaker 1: up for four hours with the He has his earpiece in.

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Speaker 1: He's on the couch. He's definitely legs up, you know,

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Speaker 1: relaxing at times. I don't know any other guesses where

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Speaker 1: Brodie is in the bathroom. He pop Poper Brodie. Who

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Speaker 1: wasn't it Brodie who flushed the toilet on Mike while

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Speaker 1: we're doing an interview with someone. Yeah, he could be.

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Speaker 1: Oh he's signing in now. I see him on the

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Speaker 1: Just give him a standing ovation when he gets okay,

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Speaker 1: he's trying to connect. Oh, I see three dots. He's

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Speaker 1: gonna have to go over to zoom. He's going to

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Speaker 1: have to move to zoom. Okay, Well he'll be here.

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Speaker 1: That's right. If you're just turning a song, we're awaiting

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Speaker 1: the arrival of Brodie. But I guess you didn't just

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Speaker 1: turn us on because this is you know, what happened

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Speaker 1: before being in the zoom room. That was so weird.

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Speaker 1: So I don't know if it was just on my end,

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Speaker 1: but so Scottie Bee's image all of a sudden did

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Speaker 1: like a little glitch, but it seemed like a horror movie,

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Speaker 1: like either they like, we're trying to make me not

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Speaker 1: see what was actually going on in the room at

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Speaker 1: the time, you know, when they go and edit things

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Speaker 1: or that he was like an apparition. It was so weird.

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Speaker 1: It's the ghost of his speared teddy Bear. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I was walking by earlier and there's actually a doll,

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Speaker 1: face down, ass up with a hole and it's fun.

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Speaker 1: I was sitting right by his computer actually cut out

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Speaker 1: of it. I was like, what the hell is it's

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Speaker 1: the elf And we talked about this last year. I

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Speaker 1: ripped the ass open, all the beads fell out, and

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Speaker 1: he's just been sitting back there for a year. Your

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Speaker 1: elf had antal beach. It's a little weird. Why it's

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Speaker 1: more weird the position it's in when you walk by

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Speaker 1: his face down, as it's been sitting there holding this

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Speaker 1: computer up. The laptop is floppy, so he just that's

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Speaker 1: the technology. Is that the level of technology we have

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Speaker 1: at So now now now they see the computer flopped

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Speaker 1: little bit. Yeah, that's that's why we use a stuffed

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Speaker 1: animal to hold up a laptop screen, high tech. Of

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Speaker 1: all the places to tear a hole, why his anus right, Well,

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Speaker 1: because we were talking about ted Ebare at the time,

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Speaker 1: and I ripped a hole in this guy's ass, so

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Speaker 1: you can see what it's like I have nothing. I

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Speaker 1: don't think anybody does. You know? Yesterday I was wondering

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Speaker 1: why we didn't get nominated for a podcast award, But

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Speaker 1: I think we found out why. How did we not? Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: we don't do this for the awards. Why do we

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Speaker 1: do it? Elvis comes? Here, comes day Brody? Come on, Brody,

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Speaker 1: come on, you can do it. You can do it.

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Speaker 1: Yours into it? Come on, Brody. That cartoon of him

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Speaker 1: looks so suspect. I mean, I know it's a microphone,

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Speaker 1: but the way he's holding it with his mouth open,

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Speaker 1: looking like he's drolling a little bit, it looks like,

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Speaker 1: come on, Brody, how come he's on signing on? Scary?

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Speaker 1: I hear him. We have him through zoom today and

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Speaker 1: not through the clean audio. Guys, hear me, we hear

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Speaker 1: you seeing you? Hello? Yeah, here, Yeah, we're here. Can

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Speaker 1: you hear his? His uncle Brodie? Can you guys hear me? Yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny. We're here. Hello, lady. I got a question?

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Speaker 1: Can you hear us? Can we ask that question? I

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Speaker 1: don't understand why it doesn't work. It works one day

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Speaker 1: and doesn't work the next day because the solar flares

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Speaker 1: told you, Daniel, we have so far. Yes, we can't

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Speaker 1: hear you. I think it's more operator error. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: going with that. He also has a a laptop from

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Speaker 1: he refuses to thread it up. Scary, Why don't you

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Speaker 1: get off your rest and call him real quick on yourself.

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Speaker 1: I could do that. It's so funny. It sounds like Grandma,

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Speaker 1: which she's opening a candy bag. Yeah, we know how

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Speaker 1: this story is going to play out. It is Scary's fault.

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Speaker 1: It's gone. It's like that movie clover Field. For a second.

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Speaker 1: You need to know that if you're listening to this,

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Speaker 1: you're missing out. You should try to watch it. He

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Speaker 1: doesn't see you day, he doesn't doing little Irish told

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Speaker 1: I just feel sorry for the people who are listening

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Speaker 1: to this podcast. What the fox is going? There's no entertainment.

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Speaker 1: This is the funny. You gotta watch this. This is

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Speaker 1: the podcast you have to watch. Hey, Garrett, when you

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Speaker 1: low this, make sure and say this is the podcast

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Speaker 1: you have to watch. Watch as it is. It looks

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Speaker 1: like that video we saw earlier with the wild board

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Speaker 1: talking to the guy. Can you hear me? Can you

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Speaker 1: hear me? Hear you? Thank you? Can you hear. I

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Speaker 1: hope you enjoyed that. I We spent the last ten

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Speaker 1: minutes saying yes, we hear you. Sorry, so I couldn't

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Speaker 1: hear you saying it scary is saying it's all operator

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Speaker 1: error and your computer laptop is too old and you

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Speaker 1: need to fix that and learn how to use your equipment.

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Speaker 1: It's not accurate. The problem with the program we used,

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Speaker 1: and he knew it because he immediately texted me and said,

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Speaker 1: switched to your phone. Yea, there is a problem with

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Speaker 1: the normal audio. But I didn't know that until the

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Speaker 1: podcast started. So now if you had updated equipment with

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Speaker 1: that problem will not happen. I'm just has nothing to

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Speaker 1: do it my equipment. It's the software we use. It's

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Speaker 1: not connecting. It connects better to a newer computer. It's

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Speaker 1: still not the computer. Gune. Okay, maybe newer computer would

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Speaker 1: give you the confidence to be a better operator. That

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Speaker 1: could be somebody, If there's somebody out there works your

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Speaker 1: best flight, I would like to get me a new computer. Alright, alright,

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Speaker 1: so how much time do you have It's almost over?

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Speaker 1: Uh maybe five minutes. Okay, we got five minutes. What

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Speaker 1: did I miss? Can you guys relive the first you

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Speaker 1: we didn't miss anything. You were a part of the

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Speaker 1: first ten minutes. Just trying to sign on was just

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Speaker 1: so entertaining. Whatever I could do that That's how it

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Speaker 1: that was almost as funny as when Uncle Johnny was

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Speaker 1: trying to sign on for seventeen minutes. Uncle Johnny, Well,

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Speaker 1: we can get some clarity of what Brody does. We

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Speaker 1: were trying to figure out. Do you sit up all

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Speaker 1: four hours of the show? Do you relax on the couch?

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Speaker 1: What do you do during the show? Yeah? Where are

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Speaker 1: you and what are you doing? The four hours during

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Speaker 1: right where I'm sitting. That's what I thought. I have

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Speaker 1: the I have the news on over there behind behind me,

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Speaker 1: have three dogs that rotate. Who sits here? And then

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Speaker 1: you know, I monitor the show. I write in the

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Speaker 1: chat room. No, but I sit here the whole time

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Speaker 1: unless the dog needs to go out and I take

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Speaker 1: a hymn or them outside and walk them. But other

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Speaker 1: than that, I'm here the whole time. Are you wearing pants? No?

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Speaker 1: And are you saying that your dog identifies as them preference. No,

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Speaker 1: I have three dogs. Said that I didn't know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my dog identifies as a cat. Shut up, Froggy. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I apologize, I need to be more sensitive. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I wish I had a dollar for every time I

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Speaker 1: said shut up, Froggy or all of we all say

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Speaker 1: we would have like we have like eighty dollars just today.

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Speaker 1: All right, what else? I'm done? Oh, you don't keep going.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying I was waiting on eight to do

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Speaker 1: is donut dance, but it never came. I only had

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Speaker 1: three today. I'm I'm trying to cut back. He got

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Speaker 1: all like donuts, sorry about the donuts, and he started

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Speaker 1: he was hovering over them. He's like, you can't have

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Speaker 1: that one. You can't have that one. That's but Danielle,

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Speaker 1: Danielle knows that. I mean, we have our favorites. Right

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Speaker 1: when I see somebody an towards my favorite, I'm like

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Speaker 1: your finger, I can put your finger in it, nobody

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Speaker 1: will touch it. So Danielle and I are going to

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Speaker 1: be in studio with you tomorrow, so we expect to

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Speaker 1: have our own Crispy Creek. Who gets them? Does Andrew

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Speaker 1: go get them. I think he did get the Halloween

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Speaker 1: dozen please would be luckily can't do it. I think

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Speaker 1: it's funny how everybody thou throughout the lemon one. Though

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Speaker 1: Scary tossed the lemon one, the producer from down the

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Speaker 1: hall took it fighting threw it away. Was great. I

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Speaker 1: would eat the ship out of that lemon. You know

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Speaker 1: what else is tomorrow? What Garrett's birthday? That's right, Crispy Cream,

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Speaker 1: So he gets an ice cream cake. It's just like

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Speaker 1: growing up anyway, like everyone enjoys everything. And I'll just

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Speaker 1: fade into the background as you sing hap your birthday. Okay, hey, Andrew, Andrew,

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Speaker 1: come here. We need to put in like a specific

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Speaker 1: order for for doughnuts tomorrow. Can you help us? Yes?

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Speaker 1: What do you need the Halloween ones? Please? Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna we need sugar free, gluten free doughnuts, which

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Speaker 1: is air like, just give me, give me a box.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm gonna go on line and look

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Speaker 1: at their catalog, the Crispy Cream catalog. The Halloween edition

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Speaker 1: is pretty freaking amazing. The Witches one has green butter

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Speaker 1: cream in the middle day. I gotta say I was

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Speaker 1: talking to eight before, and I said, I really think

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Speaker 1: I you know, I'm proud of Nate for really leaning

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Speaker 1: the Dad bought era. He's leaning back in. He's yep,

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Speaker 1: there he is. Don't forget about the act that. I

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Speaker 1: can't wait to try the wall. I gotta make mine, man,

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Speaker 1: because I can only have one donut. And by the way,

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Speaker 1: the reason why you love green buttercream so much that

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Speaker 1: night you were probed by the alien. How can I forget? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I'll get you your donuts, no worries, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I slapped my stomach and Diamond thought she farted. She goes,

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Speaker 1: that sounds just like when I farts. Some clapping ass

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Speaker 1: cheeks right there. Well, is it over yet? It's over.

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Speaker 1: We're done by everybody, your friends, because it was for you.

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Speaker 1: Tell your friends. If they're going to do this podcast,

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Speaker 1: you gotta watch it. Yes, The Fifteen Minute Morning Show