WEBVTT - Ep 6: The Guy With The Terrible Profile 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:02.920 This show contains adult material and swearing. 0:00:03.560 --> 0:00:04.640 You have been warned. 0:00:05.920 --> 0:00:07.280 I think a lot of people don't know what they're 0:00:07.320 --> 0:00:10.600 like is the problem? So I mean, who does I did? 0:00:10.760 --> 0:00:12.760 I mean, have you listened to yourself? Listened to yourself 0:00:12.800 --> 0:00:13.399 as entire day? 0:00:13.600 --> 0:00:18.000 Yeah? I'm really annoying, That's all I know. Look having me, 0:00:18.040 --> 0:00:26.440 I'm a savage. Are you bored of modern dating? 0:00:26.680 --> 0:00:29.200 Meeting the same people from the same apps in the 0:00:29.240 --> 0:00:32.000 same bar You've only chosen because it's close to your 0:00:32.000 --> 0:00:35.280 house and you can make your usual quick getaway. It's 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:37.760 time to change the narrative on how we find love. 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:40.720 It's time to start looking for love in all the 0:00:40.760 --> 0:00:45.840 wrong places. I'm going on a wild dating adventure, only 0:00:45.880 --> 0:00:48.320 picking people who are the total opposite of my type. 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:51.760 And after twenty eight of these dates in two months, 0:00:52.080 --> 0:00:54.080 will I find that special someone? 0:00:54.360 --> 0:00:54.720 Or Well? 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:57.400 This experiment proved that I should just give up on 0:00:57.520 --> 0:01:03.600 dating altogether. It's time to find out. I'm Grace Campbell 0:01:03.760 --> 0:01:06.040 and this is twenty eight dates later. 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:13.920 Hi, Dan, Hi, you need to say hi Grace. 0:01:14.360 --> 0:01:21.000 Okay, Hi Grace. Well, we ty of feeling. 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:23.520 Don't say it like you want me to die? 0:01:23.880 --> 0:01:27.400 Well, don't direct me I need to say hello. 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:29.759 The first line of the script. 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:31.919 It's not scripted scripted podcast. 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:36.679 Dan, It says Dan, say hi Grace, So Grace says 0:01:36.880 --> 0:01:39.160 Hi Dan, Hi Grace. 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:41.559 Dan. Can I ask your question? 0:01:42.000 --> 0:01:43.560 So, when you're on dating apps, what are the biggest 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:45.679 things that like will be a complete no, Like I'm 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:46.560 not going to meet with you. 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:49.680 Well, when people try to be funny and they're not funny, 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:51.400 I kind of hate that, But I'm not that funny 0:01:51.400 --> 0:01:53.400 in my dating app. I've got like one joke. 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:54.480 Really I can't believe that. 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:56.640 Actually maybe I am, but like I've got one joke 0:01:56.680 --> 0:01:58.760 that I say always. You know that one of the 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:00.280 questions on it, hine or something, it's like, what is 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:03.280 your like pet hate? And I always say my pet 0:02:03.280 --> 0:02:05.400 hate is when my pets hate me more than I 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:07.920 love that because it's not like too much, but it's 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:08.560 just enough. 0:02:09.160 --> 0:02:09.560 I don't know what. 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:12.320 Like a lot of men like have dating I think 0:02:12.320 --> 0:02:14.519 this is maybe more the straight man. Like when I 0:02:14.600 --> 0:02:16.720 see like four of the five photos of them skiing 0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:18.240 with like a big ski mask on, and I'm like, 0:02:18.240 --> 0:02:21.600 maybe if we can't see your face, like that's so stupid, 0:02:21.720 --> 0:02:23.079 like three quarters of your face is gone. 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:25.320 But obviously they're hiding their faces because they're ugly. 0:02:25.240 --> 0:02:27.280 Now, but sometimes they're not. But I think sometimes people 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:29.280 just don't think this through, like they think that. 0:02:29.440 --> 0:02:32.760 I think sometimes men don't have pictures of themselves. 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:34.079 I think that's the thing. 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:35.640 One of the deals, and I broke up with my 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:38.359 ex boyfriend, like one of the sort of like statement 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:40.560 deals was that he'd never put any pictures I took 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:42.600 of him on Hinge and he was like, but I 0:02:42.639 --> 0:02:44.800 have no other pictures. 0:02:45.560 --> 0:02:47.480 All the pictures I have a pictures you dogging me. 0:02:47.480 --> 0:02:49.480 I was like, well, my r is not allowed on 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:51.600 your Hinge profile because I don't want to be on 0:02:51.680 --> 0:02:55.720 Hinge and bump into my pictures. 0:02:54.560 --> 0:02:57.079 Or at least I right, like curated by Grace Campbell, Yeah, 0:02:57.160 --> 0:03:01.160 taken by or on cumbers. What else do I hate? 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:02.680 So me and Holly have this. 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:06.560 Ongoing argument because Holly thinks if somebody has a dating 0:03:06.600 --> 0:03:09.280 app profile and they have no pictures of them with 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:12.600 other people, Holly will not match with them. But when 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:15.080 I see someone with a dating profile and they have 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:17.840 pictures of them of other people, I won't match with 0:03:17.880 --> 0:03:20.040 them because that gives me the egg because I'm like 0:03:20.520 --> 0:03:22.440 why do you think you're so ugly you're having to 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:25.799 like blend in with your friends, and Holly thinks, but 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:27.600 but then that means they don't have friends, and I'm like, well, 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:30.960 obviously they have friends, Like who doesn't have friends? 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:33.480 When they then got a photo and it's with someone else, 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:35.320 but they put like an emoji of their face because. 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:35.760 It's like their X. 0:03:38.080 --> 0:03:42.000 I actually keep seeing that on just cop it just 0:03:42.040 --> 0:03:42.840 don't use it. 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:45.760 Wait, sorry, you were dating an emoji? What is this? 0:03:45.960 --> 0:03:47.080 It's so embarrassing. 0:03:50.120 --> 0:03:52.320 So I went on a date this week with the 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:59.000 guy who profile on a dating app was bad for 0:03:59.200 --> 0:04:02.160 various reasons. I mean, he barely had any pictures of himself, 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:04.800 Like he's only got three pictures of himself, and he 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:06.960 looks weirdly, like really different in each picture. 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:08.240 Yeah, that is a red flower. 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:11.800 And then in the writing, it says, let's vibe and 0:04:11.880 --> 0:04:16.040 have fun looking something casual, let's go on a quote 0:04:16.120 --> 0:04:21.360 unquote capital letters date meaning quote unquote dick at the end, 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:25.360 which I kind of love, but I kind of vibe that. Yeah, 0:04:25.440 --> 0:04:27.080 I think that's really funny. Like when do you think 0:04:27.120 --> 0:04:28.760 he thought of that? And he was like, oh my god, 0:04:28.800 --> 0:04:29.320 I'm so clever. 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:32.040 Yeah, yeah, well no, you know he's like seen it 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:34.359 somewhere else. Surely you think he's made that. 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:37.240 You never know. He's a creative, he's in the creative industry. 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:39.160 He had a good chat though, I. 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:40.919 Mean he's a little bit like a good chat. 0:04:41.120 --> 0:04:42.000 Well we'll come on to this. 0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:45.280 But after the date, he tried to take me to 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:46.799 see the Wagatha Christie play. 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:49.640 Okay, absolutely dead? Was he there? Like? Was he like? 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:53.840 D y c WP? Do you come? 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:55.640 I can't do it? 0:04:55.680 --> 0:04:56.880 This is what most trying to say. 0:04:56.920 --> 0:04:59.400 I can't catching dyslexia is what I think. 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:01.920 Oh your wordsmith? 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:08.880 How are you? How was your day that? It was 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:09.600 good as all right? 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:14.760 It was, it was calm. I'm emotional designer, so I 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:17.479 was just like emotion wrap designer. So I did like 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:20.480 two D three animation the same ship, different. 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:22.240 Days, really enthusiastic about it. 0:05:22.360 --> 0:05:23.560 Do I tak? 0:05:24.640 --> 0:05:24.760 So? 0:05:24.800 --> 0:05:27.919 How long we've been doing that? How long we hate 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:29.520 to learn to learn? 0:05:29.800 --> 0:05:33.320 I've been learning since I was a kid, like I dyslexia? 0:05:34.320 --> 0:05:36.440 So did you always like do art? 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:37.039 Yeah? 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:39.040 I I always wanted to do art, like reading, It's 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:43.040 not my first anchorage, like yeah whatever, But It's just 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:45.240 like when I meet people. It took me some time 0:05:45.320 --> 0:05:49.640 to actually understand a lot of people where body language 0:05:49.680 --> 0:05:52.000 is always a bitter thing for me as a kid. 0:05:52.160 --> 0:05:54.320 So I can understand someone how they act, how. 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:57.000 They their body languages. Okay, the way the eyes are, 0:05:57.279 --> 0:05:58.880 how do you read my body language? 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:00.839 Can't collect of chill in? 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:02.040 You have fun? 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:05.479 They like, maybe I could be at hook. 0:06:06.800 --> 0:06:08.280 No, I don't feel that. As long as I've got 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:10.000 my dog with me, I'm very happy. 0:06:10.600 --> 0:06:10.920 Okay. 0:06:10.960 --> 0:06:15.200 Well, firstly, reading is in anyone's first language. You know 0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:16.800 that that doesn't actually make sense. 0:06:17.279 --> 0:06:19.360 So yeah, I had to I feel like I had 0:06:19.360 --> 0:06:22.560 to ask him like loads of questions on the actual day. 0:06:22.839 --> 0:06:24.880 Yeah, he sounds quite nervous, to be honest, he's got 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:25.320 like thin. 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:27.679 I thought he was quite calm just reading. 0:06:27.520 --> 0:06:31.680 Body language right now. You seemed quite calm. That's like, well, 0:06:31.680 --> 0:06:33.000 you might want to say, how. 0:06:32.880 --> 0:06:35.080 Did he go from talking about his dyslexia to how 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:37.800 he reads body language? Like reading is not my first language, but. 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:43.760 Languages he was like it took a while. 0:06:43.880 --> 0:06:46.440 I think at the beginning, I feel like he didn't 0:06:46.480 --> 0:06:49.359 really know what he was there for. But then I 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:51.920 feel like over time he thought, Actually, I quite like 0:06:52.200 --> 0:06:53.200 obviously only human. 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:54.559 But the thing is, if you look at his profile, 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:56.679 he's only like prepping for the end, like he's actually 0:06:56.960 --> 0:06:58.480 profile he's just like, I know, I'm going to give 0:06:58.480 --> 0:06:59.800 you a dick at the end of the day, but 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:01.240 the beginning of the day, I'm going to try and 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:02.159 read your language. 0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:05.159 You're like, I'm going to try and read your language 0:07:05.200 --> 0:07:06.960 and give you like below average chat. 0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:08.560 Do you know what average chat? 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:10.920 The chat has to be good if when. 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:14.320 Someone can't hear you being ironically enjoy it? 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:14.600 Do I? 0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:15.920 No? 0:07:15.920 --> 0:07:23.560 No? So what's your like? What's your vibe? 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:24.960 What are you into? Like? 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:29.200 Do you watch comedy? Do you like Sunday? 0:07:30.520 --> 0:07:31.440 I feel like anyone does. 0:07:31.560 --> 0:07:34.000 Everyone was like comedy? 0:07:34.880 --> 0:07:35.640 Is that not a thing? 0:07:35.920 --> 0:07:37.000 No? I didn't really watch that. 0:07:37.080 --> 0:07:39.320 On the side to do it, I'm a very well 0:07:39.360 --> 0:07:40.040 known comedian. 0:07:40.240 --> 0:07:43.520 Is Instagram follow you back? 0:07:43.680 --> 0:07:45.360 Okay? 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:46.680 Are you trying to go to me. 0:07:46.760 --> 0:07:48.200 Or me on today? 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:48.800 Yeah? 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:53.800 Okay, you've just rejected me. 0:07:53.840 --> 0:07:54.360 But sure. 0:07:57.840 --> 0:08:00.120 There is zero vibe on this day. 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:03.320 It feels like zero vibe firstly, or so, what is 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:04.720 this product placement of yourself? 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:07.400 Oh my god, well, I'm the I'm the worst person 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:10.400 in the world. But with this whole process. 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:13.160 Yeah, the thing that has bothered me is the amount 0:08:13.240 --> 0:08:15.120 of people who come on the date and pretend like 0:08:15.160 --> 0:08:17.760 they haven't googled me before doing it. There is not 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:20.000 a fucking chance in the world that I would go 0:08:20.040 --> 0:08:23.320 on a date with someone for a podcast being recorded 0:08:23.840 --> 0:08:25.400 and not look up the person before. 0:08:25.680 --> 0:08:27.880 What if they're like a Nazi? Like do you know 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:30.240 what I mean? You need to know? Like if I'm 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:32.120 like a fucked up person. 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:33.640 I love that if there was ant scene the like, 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:38.880 so watch the vibe, Nazis. 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:39.520 So watch your vibe. 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:42.760 Real general comedy girls of curly hair. 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:46.200 Grace Hamil, do you follow me just on Instagram? 0:08:47.000 --> 0:08:48.880 Like, I'll follow you back for like two. 0:08:50.559 --> 0:08:51.800 I'm still following him? 0:08:51.960 --> 0:08:52.160 Is it? 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:53.120 I'm still following him? 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:54.920 I sometimes I have to go for like a little purge, right, 0:08:54.960 --> 0:08:56.480 Like I go through who I'm following them, They're like, 0:08:56.880 --> 0:08:57.920 why why do I know? 0:08:58.040 --> 0:09:00.000 I follow like two thy five hundred people? 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:02.280 Like I just follow people like really fucking Lilly, And 0:09:02.360 --> 0:09:04.480 then and then I'll be like looking at someone's stories 0:09:04.520 --> 0:09:04.920 and I'll. 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:06.960 Be like, who the fuck is that? Like why am 0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:08.760 I following this random girl with like four. 0:09:08.720 --> 0:09:11.160 Hundred followers I met like once in a bathroom, like 0:09:11.320 --> 0:09:13.000 I don't want to see your holiday content. 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:15.480 That was me, that is you. 0:09:16.840 --> 0:09:25.240 I muted you. Do you ever get into like arguments 0:09:25.280 --> 0:09:26.240 of people one days? 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:28.360 I've never gone argument really. 0:09:29.920 --> 0:09:33.120 So many arguments and I'm just kind of all over 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:33.560 the place. 0:09:34.400 --> 0:09:35.120 Look at my hair. 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:40.000 Yeah, I used to say that back in the day. 0:09:40.080 --> 0:09:42.520 Like people will ask me like like oh, kind of 0:09:42.559 --> 0:09:44.520 a cigarette? It's like okay, roll like you used to 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:46.480 have like dreads and ship or like do I have 0:09:46.600 --> 0:09:53.080 dress for nothing? Now there's like yeah, last. 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:55.080 Year, what made you want to do it? 0:09:55.240 --> 0:09:57.800 Just knew me for like eight years. 0:09:58.040 --> 0:09:59.200 Wow, they're like it. 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:04.199 And then I was on the day that the majority 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:06.280 of the girls were like, oh, Dreads, are you gonna 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:06.800 g back? 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:08.440 Love the dreads love me. 0:10:12.800 --> 0:10:15.280 Honestly, I'm sorry, I feel like I actually am hating 0:10:15.320 --> 0:10:16.480 myself on this day. 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:20.160 This podcast isn't about cutting. 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:22.320 Down yourself, I know, but I have to acknowledge with 0:10:22.440 --> 0:10:25.240 the audience that I'm aware that I'm quite annoying, Like 0:10:25.320 --> 0:10:27.360 do you know what I mean? Like I laugh at 0:10:27.440 --> 0:10:29.400 absolutely everything anyone says. 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:31.560 We need just to feel annoying. 0:10:31.400 --> 0:10:33.880 Yeah, but we also need to like stop propping men 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:34.439 up so much. 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:38.360 I mean, nothing was funny, and I'm laughing to make 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:40.640 him feel good. And that's why he felt like the 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:42.440 date was going well because I was laughing everything he 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:42.880 was saying. 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:44.840 But the thing is is like men just need to 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:46.560 learn that, like they aren't funny. 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:49.200 At all, not even remotely, not one. No. I mean, 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:52.480 was the last time a man made me laugh Jim. 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:55.960 Carrey in the Mask when I was a kid. Rob Williams. 0:10:58.040 --> 0:11:00.000 Williams started it for everyone. 0:11:00.280 --> 0:11:01.880 There was not not a single man who's made me 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:15.839 laugh since Robin Williams died. Anyway, I feel like this 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:17.960 is the one where I'm really gonna analyze myself more 0:11:17.960 --> 0:11:19.480 because he's not giving me much materials. 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:24.600 Well, it's not spiral, it's my ration in my face 0:11:24.840 --> 0:11:28.240 making me spiral. What had quite a lot. 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:30.600 Actually, like I get in fights. I got in fight 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:35.360 like two days ago in the shelter charity shop. I 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:37.360 was there with the dog and the woman said I 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:38.800 could take the dog into the changing room. 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:40.080 Come out of the change room. 0:11:40.080 --> 0:11:42.200 Obviously, Eddie, like the tinest little dog in the world, 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:44.480 came the change room. This woman weighing in the queue 0:11:44.559 --> 0:11:47.080 was like and I was like, you're right. She was like, well, 0:11:47.080 --> 0:11:48.240 I'm not going to go into a change room that 0:11:48.240 --> 0:11:50.640 the dog has just been in. And I was like, okay, 0:11:50.679 --> 0:11:53.320 well that's ridiculous, like she's a very well a waved dog, 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:57.040 she hasn't done a ship in there. And then the 0:11:57.080 --> 0:12:02.160 woman made the volunteer clean the changing room before she 0:12:02.200 --> 0:12:04.560 could go in. So I was like that's despicable, Like 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:08.400 I'm sorry, like that is despicable behavior, like this woman's 0:12:08.400 --> 0:12:11.120 like volunteering. So I was just like kind of shouting 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:12.319 at her from a crosse the shop, and then I 0:12:12.360 --> 0:12:13.840 remember that I am a public figure and I had 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:17.640 to stop. You're a chatty shop shop, like no offense 0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:18.120 for everything. 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:20.000 A charity shops is like smelly, do you know what 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:20.280 I mean? 0:12:21.000 --> 0:12:21.200 Washed? 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:22.400 Washed? 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:23.679 My dog has? 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:26.280 You're putting on the stench of a dead person. 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:29.280 Yeah, and then you're angry at my cove looking Charles Maniel. 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:31.600 I always get like a bit like testy chatty shops 0:12:31.600 --> 0:12:33.440 when like I get something that's like for a woman, 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:36.040 and then the employees that're like this is for a woman, 0:12:36.160 --> 0:12:42.520 and I'm like, yeah, you got an issue. 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:44.199 That's actually wild, that's actually wild. 0:12:44.520 --> 0:12:47.720 Yeah, like maybe they're just saying, like you six foot five, 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:51.360 like bloke body person, This little shimmy's little blouse is 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:51.839 not going to fit. 0:12:51.920 --> 0:12:53.200 Yeah, you're like it's a crop. 0:12:53.440 --> 0:12:55.240 Y're like, you keep coming in and ripping all the 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:58.120 female clothes. Just stop thinking you've got. 0:12:58.000 --> 0:12:59.600 Body just morphy in the way that you think you're 0:12:59.760 --> 0:13:01.440 five for five Smith Spoon type. 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:03.120 You ain't you Wait. 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:05.319 Anyway, people always see me as well. They're like, I 0:13:05.320 --> 0:13:06.920 forget you're so tall, And I'm like, do I give 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:08.120 off small person energy? 0:13:08.280 --> 0:13:11.000 No you don't, but do I know? I feel like 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:12.040 I give off such particua. 0:13:12.200 --> 0:13:13.120 Wait, sorry, yeah you did? 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:19.439 Wait where's so? 0:13:19.520 --> 0:13:21.920 I asked him how the dating apps were going for 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:26.000 him with his profile being what is confident outlandish? 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:27.400 I think a mattress. 0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:30.440 This one girl called Gabby and I was like, Gabby 0:13:30.480 --> 0:13:32.160 the baddie. What you're saying? 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:36.040 It takes some time word to reply. 0:13:38.800 --> 0:13:41.880 She did reply, Yeah, we just she was a kiss. 0:13:43.360 --> 0:13:44.520 She's in a media as well. 0:13:44.559 --> 0:13:45.640 I thought she gonna be funny. 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:48.400 Really yeah, I was making her laugh. 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:50.640 I was like, really making me laugh? 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:52.560 Are you okay? 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:56.120 Judge? 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:01.559 The thing is right. 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:04.000 It's like, I mean, if someone was like Gabby the baddie. 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:05.680 I'm like, okay, we've got a poet on her hands 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:07.160 with that rhyming scheme. 0:14:07.920 --> 0:14:11.240 Like that isn't that isn't so short? 0:14:11.240 --> 0:14:14.000 With your dyslexia, do you have like a funny opener. 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:19.320 On a dating app? No? I never start a conversations started. 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:21.400 I just I can't be bothered. I'm always like, hi, 0:14:21.440 --> 0:14:23.400 how are you? When people are like message you and 0:14:23.400 --> 0:14:27.120 they're like Mary kills shags, that's funny. 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:29.400 I'll do all three to all three. 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:35.160 So we were. 0:14:35.040 --> 0:14:37.240 Talking about our types, and I was trying to figure 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:40.960 out if he was like my usual type. Do you 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:45.160 like watch a lot of football, watch like a big 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:45.880 Arsenal fan or. 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:49.720 Like a half ast Arsenal. 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:51.760 I'm notreave, like I don't watch so much football. 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:54.720 Craved guys, do you think? 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:56.160 Really? 0:14:56.400 --> 0:15:07.920 Yeah, that's another one of my types. Prefers themselves as creatives. 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:13.720 I used to go out of a guy who was 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:14.880 a creative right. 0:15:15.360 --> 0:15:17.240 And whenever he was what was his job? 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:21.040 He wasn't even a creative. He was like a music manager. 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:24.880 But it's not really, you're the manager, not the creative, 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:25.440 do you know what I mean? 0:15:26.440 --> 0:15:26.680 World? 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:28.520 That's true, but so do we I don't refer to 0:15:28.520 --> 0:15:31.880 myself as a creative. Is what is the biggest it 0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:33.520 for me? When people call themselves creatives. 0:15:33.720 --> 0:15:36.560 But when you just said that that's one of your TOI. 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:37.760 Yes, because it is. 0:15:38.040 --> 0:15:41.560 It gives you're an it well, because I always. 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:46.760 I always get with people and then I'm like, oh fuck. 0:15:46.960 --> 0:15:49.080 And then I'll hear them referring to themselves as creative 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:52.160 and I'm like, fuck, I'm already trapped. But he whenever, 0:15:52.320 --> 0:15:55.040 like i'd call him out on anything, he'd be like, Babe, 0:15:55.720 --> 0:15:59.720 I'm a creative what are you talking. I remember there 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:01.440 was a week where he said we had sex too 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:03.200 much and because he was coming too much, he was 0:16:03.240 --> 0:16:07.680 losing his creative energy ian and so he was like, sorry, 0:16:07.680 --> 0:16:08.760 we can't have sex this week. 0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:10.480 And I was like, well get out. 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:13.120 Wait. So he can't manage musicians because he's came too. 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:14.360 Much, because he's come too hard. 0:16:14.520 --> 0:16:17.760 Yeah, that's actually ridiculous. It was ridiculous, really hard to 0:16:17.760 --> 0:16:20.600 get my musicians gigs because I'm empty and come sack. 0:16:21.760 --> 0:16:23.880 I remember one time I spoke to this guy who's 0:16:23.920 --> 0:16:26.360 like a bit like holistic and spiritual, and I said that, like, 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:27.920 I wake up and the like when I wake up 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:29.840 is when I would like masturbate. I was feeling horney, 0:16:29.920 --> 0:16:32.000 like I always feel hornis in the morning. It's like 0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:33.800 terrible to date me because like as I wake up 0:16:33.800 --> 0:16:36.080 and I'm like, let's have sex, and like I really 0:16:36.160 --> 0:16:39.280 feel the horn. But this guy was like, oh no, 0:16:39.320 --> 0:16:41.600 in terend of you're like energetic flow, Like you need 0:16:41.640 --> 0:16:44.280 that life energy in you, so you should maybe MasSpec 0:16:44.280 --> 0:16:44.960 at the end of the day. 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:46.760 But he was like, I never come. 0:16:47.080 --> 0:16:49.920 I keep that energy. Yeah, but that's a reason orgasmic state. 0:16:50.000 --> 0:16:51.040 But like I never released them. 0:16:51.080 --> 0:16:52.080 But that is the whole thing. 0:16:52.520 --> 0:16:55.320 Men, like spiritual men, a lot of them believe that 0:16:55.360 --> 0:16:57.480 like when you come, you're losing a lot of your 0:16:57.520 --> 0:16:58.560 like healing energy. 0:16:59.200 --> 0:17:01.280 Baby, then I'm going to die soon because my god, 0:17:01.640 --> 0:17:03.520 drained no healing energy. No. 0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:07.879 But it's also just fucking like embarrassing because it's like, again, 0:17:08.000 --> 0:17:10.959 you have no healing energy. Whether or not you're coming 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:14.439 makes no difference. Your energy is horrific to be around, 0:17:14.520 --> 0:17:16.560 you know what I mean, Like there's always people like 0:17:16.560 --> 0:17:17.960 that that have bad fucking vibes. 0:17:17.960 --> 0:17:19.080 I don't know you've been hanging out with. 0:17:19.960 --> 0:17:21.800 Oh my god, Yeah, but he comes all the time. 0:17:28.720 --> 0:17:31.440 This has been a good day, I hope. 0:17:31.480 --> 0:17:35.160