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Speaker 1: This show contains adult material and swearing.

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Speaker 2: You have been warned.

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Speaker 1: I think a lot of people don't know what they're

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Speaker 1: like is the problem? So I mean, who does I did?

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Speaker 3: I mean, have you listened to yourself? Listened to yourself

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Speaker 3: as entire day?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I'm really annoying, That's all I know. Look having me,

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Speaker 2: I'm a savage. Are you bored of modern dating?

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Speaker 1: Meeting the same people from the same apps in the

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Speaker 1: same bar You've only chosen because it's close to your

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Speaker 1: house and you can make your usual quick getaway. It's

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Speaker 1: time to change the narrative on how we find love.

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Speaker 1: It's time to start looking for love in all the

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Speaker 1: wrong places. I'm going on a wild dating adventure, only

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Speaker 1: picking people who are the total opposite of my type.

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Speaker 1: And after twenty eight of these dates in two months,

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Speaker 1: will I find that special someone?

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Speaker 4: Or Well?

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Speaker 1: This experiment proved that I should just give up on

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Speaker 1: dating altogether. It's time to find out. I'm Grace Campbell

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Speaker 1: and this is twenty eight dates later.

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Speaker 2: Hi, Dan, Hi, you need to say hi Grace.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Hi Grace. Well, we ty of feeling.

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Speaker 2: Don't say it like you want me to die?

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Speaker 3: Well, don't direct me I need to say hello.

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Speaker 2: The first line of the script.

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Speaker 3: It's not scripted scripted podcast.

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Speaker 1: Dan, It says Dan, say hi Grace, So Grace says

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Speaker 1: Hi Dan, Hi Grace.

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Speaker 2: Dan. Can I ask your question?

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Speaker 1: So, when you're on dating apps, what are the biggest

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Speaker 1: things that like will be a complete no, Like I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to meet with you.

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Speaker 3: Well, when people try to be funny and they're not funny,

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Speaker 3: I kind of hate that, But I'm not that funny

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Speaker 3: in my dating app. I've got like one joke.

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Speaker 2: Really I can't believe that.

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Speaker 3: Actually maybe I am, but like I've got one joke

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Speaker 3: that I say always. You know that one of the

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Speaker 3: questions on it, hine or something, it's like, what is

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Speaker 3: your like pet hate? And I always say my pet

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Speaker 3: hate is when my pets hate me more than I

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Speaker 3: love that because it's not like too much, but it's

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Speaker 3: just enough.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what.

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Speaker 3: Like a lot of men like have dating I think

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Speaker 3: this is maybe more the straight man. Like when I

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Speaker 3: see like four of the five photos of them skiing

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Speaker 3: with like a big ski mask on, and I'm like,

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Speaker 3: maybe if we can't see your face, like that's so stupid,

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Speaker 3: like three quarters of your face is gone.

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Speaker 2: But obviously they're hiding their faces because they're ugly.

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Speaker 3: Now, but sometimes they're not. But I think sometimes people

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Speaker 3: just don't think this through, like they think that.

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Speaker 1: I think sometimes men don't have pictures of themselves.

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Speaker 2: I think that's the thing.

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Speaker 1: One of the deals, and I broke up with my

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Speaker 1: ex boyfriend, like one of the sort of like statement

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Speaker 1: deals was that he'd never put any pictures I took

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Speaker 1: of him on Hinge and he was like, but I

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Speaker 1: have no other pictures.

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Speaker 2: All the pictures I have a pictures you dogging me.

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Speaker 1: I was like, well, my r is not allowed on

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Speaker 1: your Hinge profile because I don't want to be on

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Speaker 1: Hinge and bump into my pictures.

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Speaker 3: Or at least I right, like curated by Grace Campbell, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: taken by or on cumbers. What else do I hate?

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Speaker 2: So me and Holly have this.

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Speaker 1: Ongoing argument because Holly thinks if somebody has a dating

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Speaker 1: other people, Holly will not match with them. But when

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Speaker 1: I see someone with a dating profile and they have

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Speaker 1: pictures of them of other people, I won't match with

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Speaker 1: them because that gives me the egg because I'm like

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Speaker 1: why do you think you're so ugly you're having to

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Speaker 1: like blend in with your friends, and Holly thinks, but

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Speaker 1: but then that means they don't have friends, and I'm like, well,

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Speaker 1: obviously they have friends, Like who doesn't have friends?

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Speaker 3: When they then got a photo and it's with someone else,

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Speaker 3: but they put like an emoji of their face because.

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Speaker 5: It's like their X.

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Speaker 2: I actually keep seeing that on just cop it just

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Speaker 2: don't use it.

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Speaker 5: Wait, sorry, you were dating an emoji? What is this?

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Speaker 3: It's so embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: So I went on a date this week with the

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Speaker 1: guy who profile on a dating app was bad for

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Speaker 1: various reasons. I mean, he barely had any pictures of himself,

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Speaker 1: Like he's only got three pictures of himself, and he

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that is a red flower.

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Speaker 1: And then in the writing, it says, let's vibe and

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Speaker 1: have fun looking something casual, let's go on a quote

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Speaker 1: unquote capital letters date meaning quote unquote dick at the end,

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Speaker 1: which I kind of love, but I kind of vibe that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think that's really funny. Like when do you think

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Speaker 1: he thought of that? And he was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm so clever.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well no, you know he's like seen it

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Speaker 3: somewhere else. Surely you think he's made that.

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Speaker 2: You never know. He's a creative, he's in the creative industry.

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Speaker 2: He had a good chat though, I.

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Speaker 3: Mean he's a little bit like a good chat.

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Speaker 2: Well we'll come on to this.

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Speaker 1: But after the date, he tried to take me to

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Speaker 1: see the Wagatha Christie play.

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Speaker 5: Okay, absolutely dead? Was he there? Like? Was he like?

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Speaker 5: D y c WP? Do you come?

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Speaker 3: I can't do it?

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Speaker 5: This is what most trying to say.

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Speaker 2: I can't catching dyslexia is what I think.

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Speaker 3: Oh your wordsmith?

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Speaker 2: How are you? How was your day that? It was

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Speaker 2: good as all right?

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Speaker 4: It was, it was calm. I'm emotional designer, so I

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Speaker 4: was just like emotion wrap designer. So I did like

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Speaker 4: two D three animation the same ship, different.

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Speaker 2: Days, really enthusiastic about it.

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Speaker 4: Do I tak?

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Speaker 3: So?

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Speaker 2: How long we've been doing that? How long we hate

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Speaker 2: to learn to learn?

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Speaker 4: I've been learning since I was a kid, like I dyslexia?

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Speaker 2: So did you always like do art?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I I always wanted to do art, like reading, It's

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Speaker 4: not my first anchorage, like yeah whatever, But It's just

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Speaker 4: like when I meet people. It took me some time

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Speaker 4: to actually understand a lot of people where body language

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Speaker 4: So I can understand someone how they act, how.

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Speaker 2: They their body languages. Okay, the way the eyes are,

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Speaker 2: how do you read my body language?

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Speaker 4: Can't collect of chill in?

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Speaker 5: You have fun?

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Speaker 4: They like, maybe I could be at hook.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't feel that. As long as I've got

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Speaker 2: my dog with me, I'm very happy.

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Well, firstly, reading is in anyone's first language. You know

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Speaker 3: that that doesn't actually make sense.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I had to I feel like I had

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Speaker 1: to ask him like loads of questions on the actual day.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he sounds quite nervous, to be honest, he's got

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Speaker 2: I thought he was quite calm just reading.

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Speaker 3: Body language right now. You seemed quite calm. That's like, well,

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Speaker 3: you might want to say, how.

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Speaker 1: Did he go from talking about his dyslexia to how

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Speaker 1: he reads body language? Like reading is not my first language, but.

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Speaker 2: Languages he was like it took a while.

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Speaker 1: I think at the beginning, I feel like he didn't

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Speaker 1: feel like over time he thought, Actually, I quite like

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Speaker 3: But the thing is, if you look at his profile,

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Speaker 3: he's only like prepping for the end, like he's actually

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Speaker 3: profile he's just like, I know, I'm going to give

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Speaker 3: the beginning of the day, I'm going to try and

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Speaker 3: read your language.

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Speaker 1: You're like, I'm going to try and read your language

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Speaker 1: and give you like below average chat.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what average chat?

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Speaker 2: The chat has to be good if when.

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Speaker 3: Someone can't hear you being ironically enjoy it?

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Speaker 5: Do I?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: No? So what's your like? What's your vibe?

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Speaker 3: What are you into? Like?

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Speaker 2: Do you watch comedy? Do you like Sunday?

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Speaker 4: I feel like anyone does.

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Speaker 2: Everyone was like comedy?

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Speaker 3: Is that not a thing?

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Speaker 2: No? I didn't really watch that.

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Speaker 1: On the side to do it, I'm a very well

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Speaker 1: known comedian.

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Speaker 2: Is Instagram follow you back?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 5: Are you trying to go to me.

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Speaker 2: Or me on today?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Okay, you've just rejected me.

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Speaker 3: But sure.

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Speaker 5: There is zero vibe on this day.

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Speaker 3: It feels like zero vibe firstly, or so, what is

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Speaker 3: this product placement of yourself?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, well, I'm the I'm the worst person

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the thing that has bothered me is the amount

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Speaker 1: of people who come on the date and pretend like

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Speaker 1: they haven't googled me before doing it. There is not

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Speaker 1: a fucking chance in the world that I would go

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Speaker 1: on a date with someone for a podcast being recorded

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Speaker 1: and not look up the person before.

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Speaker 2: What if they're like a Nazi? Like do you know

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Speaker 2: what I mean? You need to know? Like if I'm

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Speaker 2: like a fucked up person.

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Speaker 3: I love that if there was ant scene the like,

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Speaker 3: so watch the vibe, Nazis.

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Speaker 5: So watch your vibe.

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Speaker 3: Real general comedy girls of curly hair.

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Speaker 2: Grace Hamil, do you follow me just on Instagram?

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Speaker 5: Like, I'll follow you back for like two.

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Speaker 2: I'm still following him?

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Speaker 3: Is it?

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Speaker 2: I'm still following him?

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Speaker 3: I sometimes I have to go for like a little purge, right,

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Speaker 3: Like I go through who I'm following them, They're like,

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Speaker 3: why why do I know?

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Speaker 2: I follow like two thy five hundred people?

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Speaker 1: Like I just follow people like really fucking Lilly, And

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Speaker 1: then and then I'll be like looking at someone's stories

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Speaker 1: and I'll.

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Speaker 2: Be like, who the fuck is that? Like why am

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Speaker 2: I following this random girl with like four.

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Speaker 1: Hundred followers I met like once in a bathroom, like

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Speaker 1: I don't want to see your holiday content.

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Speaker 3: That was me, that is you.

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Speaker 2: I muted you. Do you ever get into like arguments

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Speaker 2: of people one days?

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Speaker 5: I've never gone argument really.

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Speaker 1: So many arguments and I'm just kind of all over

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Speaker 1: the place.

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Speaker 2: Look at my hair.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I used to say that back in the day.

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Speaker 4: Like people will ask me like like oh, kind of

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Speaker 1: There was not not a single man who's made me

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Speaker 1: Actually, like I get in fights. I got in fight

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Speaker 3: You're putting on the stench of a dead person.

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Speaker 3: I always get like a bit like testy chatty shops

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like maybe they're just saying, like you six foot five,

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Speaker 5: Y're like, you keep coming in and ripping all the

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Speaker 5: You ain't you Wait.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, people always see me as well. They're like, I

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Speaker 3: Wait where's so?

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Speaker 1: I asked him how the dating apps were going for

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Speaker 4: I think a mattress.

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Speaker 5: This one girl called Gabby and I was like, Gabby

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Speaker 2: It takes some time word to reply.

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Speaker 4: She did reply, Yeah, we just she was a kiss.

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Speaker 3: Are you okay?

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Speaker 2: Judge?

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Speaker 5: The thing is right.

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Speaker 3: It's like, I mean, if someone was like Gabby the baddie.

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Speaker 3: With your dyslexia, do you have like a funny opener.

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Speaker 2: On a dating app? No? I never start a conversations started.

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Speaker 3: I just I can't be bothered. I'm always like, hi,

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Speaker 5: I'll do all three to all three.

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Speaker 2: So we were.

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Speaker 1: Talking about our types, and I was trying to figure

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Speaker 1: like watch a lot of football, watch like a big

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Speaker 4: I'm notreave, like I don't watch so much football.

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Speaker 5: Craved guys, do you think?

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Speaker 2: Really?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's another one of my types. Prefers themselves as creatives.

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Speaker 1: I used to go out of a guy who was

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Speaker 1: But it's not really, you're the manager, not the creative,

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Speaker 5: World?

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Speaker 1: That's true, but so do we I don't refer to

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Speaker 3: But when you just said that that's one of your TOI.

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Speaker 2: Yes, because it is.

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Speaker 3: It gives you're an it well, because I always.

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Speaker 1: I always get with people and then I'm like, oh fuck.

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Speaker 1: I'm a creative what are you talking. I remember there

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Speaker 2: And I was like, well get out.

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Speaker 5: Wait. So he can't manage musicians because he's came too.

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Speaker 2: Much, because he's come too hard.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's actually ridiculous. It was ridiculous, really hard to

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Speaker 3: in terend of you're like energetic flow, Like you need

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Speaker 5: But he was like, I never come.

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Speaker 3: I keep that energy. Yeah, but that's a reason orgasmic state.

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Speaker 3: But like I never released them.

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Speaker 2: But that is the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: Men, like spiritual men, a lot of them believe that

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Speaker 3: Baby, then I'm going to die soon because my god,

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Speaker 1: But it's also just fucking like embarrassing because it's like, again,

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Speaker 5: I don't know you've been hanging out with.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Yeah, but he comes all the time.

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Speaker 2: This has been a good day, I hope.

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Speaker 4: So up or not?

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not.

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Speaker 2: What's the number I'm gonna get a number?

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Speaker 3: Is that?

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Speaker 5: Okay?

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Speaker 2: My number?

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Speaker 3: Okay? So if you found your soul mate, is he

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Speaker 3: He's cute though there's a vibe there, but like he's not.

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Speaker 3: I don't think he's enough of a vibe for you.

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Speaker 3: No good look in your life, sir. I hope great

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Speaker 3: things come to you. Dick at the end, why not

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Speaker 3: Thing is lot of these things is like we're only

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Speaker 2: It was good.

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Speaker 1: I did attracted and he was very attractive, and he

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Speaker 1: I'm not not having a good time. But when I

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And I think it's that thing was interested to

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Speaker 3: Oh baby, oh my god. I remember I was like

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Speaker 3: Like there is no vibe. There is no vibe, or

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Speaker 3: like how do you sex so well? Like how you

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Speaker 3: like you should go into a rottica like my mom

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Speaker 1: Story like that to me, vibe serial killer really bugs

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Speaker 1: me out when someone's like one thing on text and

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Speaker 3: But then the whole thing is like you just have

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Speaker 3: what I mean, Like you don't.

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Speaker 1: Have you have to be realistic about what you're like.

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Speaker 1: But I think a lot of people don't know what

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Speaker 1: they're like.

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Speaker 3: Is a problem. So I mean, who does I do?

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Speaker 3: I mean, have you listened to yourself? Listened to yourself

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Speaker 3: this entire day?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm really annoying, That's all I know. I'm realistic.

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Speaker 1: Next time on twin eight dates later, how do you

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Speaker 1: actually have time to be seeing five different people? And like,

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Speaker 1: you know what when you saying this, I only looked

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Speaker 1: at his photos and that's why I was shocking. You're like,

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Speaker 1: he's got five griffins and then you just scrolled in

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Speaker 1: and realize that his pronaiins are he him?

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Speaker 2: You? Your mom?

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Speaker 6: Oh my girls around for me?

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Speaker 2: I'm a savage. They can help it.

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Speaker 1: Twenty eight Dates Later is produced by Novel for iHeartRadio.

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Speaker 1: The series is presented by me Grace Campbell with help

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Speaker 1: from Roz Purcell and Dan Why.

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