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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what is most obviously,

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Speaker 1: very crucially important today. On This is Important, your butt

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Speaker 1: naked and now you need that little trim of hair

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Speaker 1: around your asshole to keep you warm or else you

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Speaker 1: might die. If someone pulls a gun on me, I

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Speaker 1: will fisk them. And it just it really did hit

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Speaker 1: the spot, It really did. My orgasms have become a

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Speaker 1: little bit more groundbreaking. Let's go, well, how does it fail?

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Speaker 1: I think I'd be a good Kyle. Let's would Blake

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Speaker 1: make it better Kyle than Kyle. Hey, if you're wondering

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Speaker 1: why my voice sounds so weird in this podcast, it's

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Speaker 1: because I'm wearing a mask. Be safe and be smart, guys.

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Speaker 1: Damn uh Well, there's all those Kyle memes that are actually,

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Speaker 1: like really hard to stomach. Other any old Kyles, Kyle

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Speaker 1: feels like a very millennial name, Like I have a

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Speaker 1: lot friends named Kyle. There are a lot of No

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Speaker 1: I'm a millennials, No, we're millennials. But how many younger

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Speaker 1: how many younger Kyles do you know than Kyle. I'm

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Speaker 1: saying it's a very our age range name. Kyle, and

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Speaker 1: there's no dad's named Kyle. I don't know a single

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Speaker 1: dad named Kyle. Well, my parents did name it off

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Speaker 1: of a guy who was credited on Hill Street Blues.

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Speaker 1: Like they saw the name and they were like and

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Speaker 1: so so there was an older Kyle obviously, because that

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Speaker 1: was k Kyle Gas. Okay, so there are we just

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Speaker 1: remember that later for some apologies and take for whatever reason,

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Speaker 1: Kyle took hold in the year nine eighty to the

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Speaker 1: early nineties, true grasp. And we know why. It's because

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Speaker 1: of Hill Street Blues. Obviously, Hill Street Blues took it

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Speaker 1: over the edge. Isn't that crazy? You guys watched that

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Speaker 1: Anthony Michael Hall video I sent you guys of him

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Speaker 1: screaming at people while he's swimming in a pretty normal

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Speaker 1: hotel pool. Yeah, and you know what if he was

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Speaker 1: kidding his laps in and they were they were breaking

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Speaker 1: a swimmer protocol, I I got his back, losing his mind.

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Speaker 1: He was just like, fuck you, fuck you and your

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Speaker 1: whole family. I love I love when people just snap

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Speaker 1: like that. That stuff is like, yeah, obviously he's being

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Speaker 1: very rude dude during the filming of that, But I

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Speaker 1: wonder as an editor of like what was before the

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Speaker 1: end point and after the outpoint, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: But didn't have good on the clip that we get

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Speaker 1: to see. She obviously wasn't an improver because she kept

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Speaker 1: just going you're crazy, You're insane, and I'm like, well,

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Speaker 1: that's not a yes hand, but you don't want to

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Speaker 1: have any comebacks because you're rolling on them. That's true,

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Speaker 1: you know. And I just want to say this real quick.

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Speaker 1: I in in the year two thousand to put a

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Speaker 1: few bids on the black jeans that Anthony Michael Hall.

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Speaker 1: Warren Edward says her hand lost out when they went

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Speaker 1: over a hundred and twenty dollars. It was just a

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Speaker 1: little too deep in my pockets. Wow. That don't know

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Speaker 1: who Anthony Michael Hall is, which none of us really

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Speaker 1: knew who he was, and we had to ask wonders. Uh.

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Speaker 1: He is from Weird Science along with other John Hughes movies,

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Speaker 1: and he was kind of a nerd when he was

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Speaker 1: a kid, and he must have that must have like

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Speaker 1: weight on him. And then he was like, I have

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Speaker 1: to lift weights. I have to be a joke to

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Speaker 1: ass I grow. Dude. Hey, look some people have to

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Speaker 1: do that. Okay, he's from He's from Breakfast Club too, right, Yes,

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Speaker 1: he was the nerd in Breakfast I snapped yesterday. I'll

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Speaker 1: admit this. I was out riding. First of all, I've

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Speaker 1: been riding my bike bicycle a lot lately. I got

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Speaker 1: a road bike with the skinny tires. I wear spandex

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Speaker 1: shorts and I get after it. I need to wear

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Speaker 1: more neon, that's what I need to do. But I

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Speaker 1: got hit by a car two days ago. I got

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Speaker 1: it clipped by a car where I was listening to

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Speaker 1: a podcast because I'm a podcast boy now, and it ended,

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Speaker 1: is it's supposed to do, And so I had to

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Speaker 1: open up my phone while riding the bike like twenty

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Speaker 1: and try to switch podcasts. In this car turned right

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Speaker 1: So am I good at at cycling? Yeah? I'm okay.

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Speaker 1: So but then the very next day a similar thing

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Speaker 1: to him like a psychopath. And then he gets in

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Speaker 1: He was scared or I was scared he was I

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Speaker 1: was both. Obviously he was a little scared. He got

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Speaker 1: your confrontations. So you know, I think that's the move

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Speaker 1: if you have to go full bow or full steam

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Speaker 1: sounds like you grew up around a bunch of bitches

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Speaker 1: because that would never work. Well no, no, Well then

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Speaker 1: you just had to fight a man exactly? Is that

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Speaker 1: like a that's a rage against the machine lyric? And

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Speaker 1: then you just fight a man and then you just

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Speaker 1: lose your house. He just takes your house. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: a tough one, can't you? Like? What are those clip shoes?

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Speaker 1: Do they have like spikes at the bottom. No, they're

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Speaker 1: super slippery. If he pushed you, you would have like

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Speaker 1: my ass kicked. I'm I'm much more into that the

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Speaker 1: vulnerable male. Um, you know, say you're sorry and you know,

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Speaker 1: apologize for yelling and well, for sure, I mean I

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Speaker 1: I'm on a bicycle, right, you like already sold yourself out.

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Speaker 1: The getting hit by the car the day before was

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Speaker 1: it is on me. He did turn into the bike line,

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Speaker 1: but I should have been watching. This was two stories,

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Speaker 1: and it wasn't that time, and I was hit by

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Speaker 1: pretty normal reaction. Kyle. Do you we were way back

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Speaker 1: up and be like, why are hitting people with cars? Oh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's what road rage is. Somebody just put

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Speaker 1: a scary moment. So then you go into freaking fight

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Speaker 1: fan and I'm like an ultimate deflator. And I was like, sorry, man,

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Speaker 1: And for those of you home, that's a production assistant.

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Speaker 1: You're basically like a gopher on a production for real time.

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Speaker 1: Not an actual thank you for that, not an actual

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Speaker 1: for you for those outside of Hollywood. Great joke anyway,

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Speaker 1: I get back from getting groceries and Terrence Howard had

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Speaker 1: just parked in my spot and was getting out, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, Duke Duke honked at him, and I'm like, hey,

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Speaker 1: That's called being the viewer the listener. Okay, I was

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Speaker 1: asking for them. I know who Terrence Howard is, obviously,

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Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a huge Terrence Howard fan. I'm just

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Speaker 1: I got groceries to get in here. I'm gonna get fired.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to be the guy who got me fired?

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Speaker 1: And he's like, damn it, man ate now man, And

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Speaker 1: I'm dude, I didn't tell him I was a fan.

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Speaker 1: Of course I'm a fan, but like, but you had

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Speaker 1: Halo Top melting in your true I was toe to

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Speaker 1: toe with Terence Howard with melting groceries and I'm just like, dude,

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Speaker 1: I'm getting paid zero dollars? Can you please move your

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Speaker 1: sick BMW? Damn? Terrence Howard has an awesome music album

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Speaker 1: out as well. I don't know if you guys knew

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Speaker 1: that Hustle and Flow. It's a whole soundtrack. Yeah a brother,

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Speaker 1: no no noes hod out her check it out. What

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Speaker 1: do we think about his Iron Man move? He was

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Speaker 1: like I want some of that Marvel money man, and

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Speaker 1: they were like, no, we're gonna get don Who did

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Speaker 1: they replace him with from Boogie Nights? And was a

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Speaker 1: money move? Is that what it was? He was like,

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Speaker 1: I need more money. I think he wanted more money

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Speaker 1: because they were like, you're going to get a war

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Speaker 1: Machine Movie at some point. Uh, and he was like, okay, cool,

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Speaker 1: pay me for that and they were like, well not yeah,

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Speaker 1: does all here say who knows? Allegedly just do one

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Speaker 1: of more money and they said no, and you can

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Speaker 1: well I that's where they blew it. That's where they

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Speaker 1: lost me on the Marvel movies. You were out once

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Speaker 1: like a thousand and so the butts just all caught

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00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:28,240
Speaker 1: on fire. And we came home one day and the

421
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 1: side of our house was on fire. Because is that

422
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,639
Speaker 1: how it happened? Did we come out? I think you

423
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,480
Speaker 1: came outside because I remember editing inside my room and

424
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:42,040
Speaker 1: you were just like fire, fire, fire. I love those

425
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:45,239
Speaker 1: moments when you just when you're like, it's kind of

426
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:48,160
Speaker 1: like snapping, when it's just like pure panic mode, when

427
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:51,240
Speaker 1: you're like, and I mean it was a big fire.

428
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,520
Speaker 1: It did it like it made the side of the house.

429
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 1: It charred the side of the house, It blackened the side.

430
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,600
Speaker 1: It's those moments when you really find out what you're

431
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:03,119
Speaker 1: made of. Do you panic, do you fight? Do you flight?

432
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,440
Speaker 1: What do you do? Well? I got grabbed a bowl

433
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,320
Speaker 1: of water. That's what we did. That's right now. That's

434
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,240
Speaker 1: called using your nogging. Pretty sure I did. You might have.

435
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:14,119
Speaker 1: I might have just screamed fire. I was gonna say

436
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,920
Speaker 1: I wouldn't grab the bowl of water. But was there

437
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,880
Speaker 1: like a hose right there? And you just ran inside

438
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:19,639
Speaker 1: for a bowl of Now the hose we kept on

439
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 1: the back to uh to matt down the flies. That

440
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 1: house was fucking disgusting. There was no a c there

441
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:31,400
Speaker 1: was so like thousands of flies. We had that horrible

442
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:34,800
Speaker 1: dog that just ship on everything and ate our couch.

443
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:39,679
Speaker 1: Not a good dog, I just dog. Well, it wasn't

444
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,960
Speaker 1: exactly the dog's fault, Kyle. You did find it in

445
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 1: a nuclear desert in the middle of California. Yes, he

446
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 1: was raised for eleven months on the chemical borax. Yeah,

447
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 1: he was what well out in Trono where I got

448
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,399
Speaker 1: the dog, Like that's their whole But yeah, give a

449
00:24:56,400 --> 00:25:00,520
Speaker 1: little backstory. I was a grip of for much of

450
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:04,400
Speaker 1: my life before we got workaholics. And a grip is.

451
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 1: A grip is someone that works on a film set

452
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 1: that basically shapes the light and works with the lights

453
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,880
Speaker 1: essentially and pushes the camera, connects the camera to cars

454
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,200
Speaker 1: and does all that, sort of like the construction worker

455
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:19,480
Speaker 1: of a set. Yeah, the real cool dudes on the set,

456
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:23,880
Speaker 1: in my opinion, smokers usually smokers, almost all of them. Okay, yes,

457
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 1: yes you're I smoked a lot. Okay, but you found

458
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,720
Speaker 1: this dog. It was a puppy when you found him,

459
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 1: found him on a film set, and didn't Danny DeVito

460
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,919
Speaker 1: tell you you should keep the dog? Well, yeah, there was.

461
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:39,959
Speaker 1: I was working on a star studded film, Danny de Vito,

462
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 1: justin Long Jonah Hill, Michael C. Hall. No, it was

463
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 1: called just Add Water. When I worked on it was

464
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,720
Speaker 1: called One Part Sugar, but then they changed the title

465
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:54,120
Speaker 1: to just Add Water. And yeah, this dog just kept

466
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 1: hanging around the grip truck, and so I named him

467
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,640
Speaker 1: Gripster and brought him back to my hotel room, which

468
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 1: he destroyed, and I was getting paid nothing, and I

469
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:07,359
Speaker 1: remember half my paycheck went to just the destruction of

470
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 1: the hotel room, which for sure, keep this dog after

471
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 1: it destroyed your hotel room and then bring him down

472
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 1: back to our house where he I remember we were

473
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:20,200
Speaker 1: gone one day, you know, we all had work, and

474
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 1: he had to stay inside for a couple of hours,

475
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 1: and we came back and there was just half of

476
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,679
Speaker 1: our couch was missing, and then there was just like

477
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 1: fifty puke piles in our house where he had obviously

478
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 1: eating the couch and then kept puking it up around.

479
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 1: I know. I think it was one of those things

480
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 1: where it's like I want to prove to myself that

481
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,959
Speaker 1: I'm responsible, so I get a dog. But it just

482
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 1: really highlights how irresponsible I actually am. It's like being

483
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 1: the one to take care of the electric bill when

484
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 1: with your group of roommates and then you just never

485
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,920
Speaker 1: pay it. It's the same type of the lights kept

486
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 1: turning off, we got a shower outside. As an outsider,

487
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 1: I just to say, like you might have not been

488
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 1: a great dog owner, but this dog was just fucking bananas.

489
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,880
Speaker 1: It was crazy. It was all scatter brained. It might

490
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 1: have been blind, It was a little It would run

491
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 1: into the walls all the time. It wouldn't come out

492
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:19,159
Speaker 1: of the pool. Remember that it would not come out

493
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 1: of the pool and just drink gallons of water. And

494
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 1: then finally when it came out, it's for like three

495
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 1: minutes just standing there. Remember that Gripster was a fucking

496
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,399
Speaker 1: party animal, dude. Yeah, when we played beer pong, you

497
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 1: would just drink all the beer that fell off allegedly allegedly. Yeah, yeah,

498
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 1: Gripster rocked. Yeah, Gripsters r I p now yeah, rest

499
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: in peace? Oh yeah, I heard about that. You know

500
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: what video I get sent every once in a while

501
00:27:54,119 --> 00:28:02,400
Speaker 1: is Who Gets the Dog? Man? Dude? Uh, we won

502
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:07,359
Speaker 1: a dog? Um me Kyle and our old roommate Teddy,

503
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 1: we want a dog on a TV show called Who

504
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 1: Gets the Dog where three groups of like family or friends,

505
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:18,640
Speaker 1: three different groups battle over like who the dog likes

506
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 1: more and who they feel would be the best fit

507
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,639
Speaker 1: for this dog, and then we ended up winning, and

508
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 1: I like, I got on all fours because I'm a

509
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 1: fucking cheese dick Ham and acted like a dog to

510
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 1: like win. I was like, yeah, it was really a

511
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 1: testament to our acting, like being like, we want to

512
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 1: win so bad that will put on whatever, We'll say,

513
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 1: whatever we have to say, hold the heart strings of

514
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 1: America and you want the dog on the dog And

515
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 1: then they we have this this dog Rocky who now

516
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: lives with with Teddy's family. I think, yeah, Roy and

517
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 1: were the same one to me, worked together and they

518
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,120
Speaker 1: look similar, right, Yeah, Rocky was a little weird. If

519
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 1: Rocky is still alive, I think Rocky might have just

520
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 1: passed away. Good run. He had have been like fifteen

521
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 1: plus years old when we filmed that reality show. I

522
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 1: remember that was my first like because we had to

523
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 1: do reshoots. We had to do like we shot it

524
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 1: once and then we had the reality for something happened.

525
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 1: I know, something happened with the cameras and they're like,

526
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 1: we gotta come back and shoot again, and that's when

527
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 1: we had time to really know what we had to

528
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 1: do to win the dog. But it also was me

529
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 1: being like, wait, this is a reality show. You can't

530
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:37,040
Speaker 1: what reshoots? It just felt so weird, man, Hollywood bro

531
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 1: it's freaking weird. Dude, guys, I U, I didn't hit record?

532
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? That would be so tight. I

533
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 1: can't tell he didn't. I can tell because it's not

534
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 1: Oh no, I did I hit record. But I would

535
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 1: be the one to not hit record for sure. But

536
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 1: let's just circle back for a second. For a second,

537
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 1: you thought you didn't hit record? Right? Uh? Yeah, for

538
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 1: a second. Yeah, I like Dad, it was like, is

539
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 1: it it is? Okay? I really thought that you got

540
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: me on that one he got himself that would do

541
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 1: some record. This was not a prank. This was a wait,

542
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 1: let me get them. No no, no, no no no

543
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 1: no no no no. I got you. I got you

544
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 1: really good. I'm a really good actor. I've won a

545
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 1: teen Choice Award. So he was Josh and you you

546
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 1: just got Josh. Your boy got Josh. Here's a quick question, guys,

547
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: what sort of elective procedure would you guys get, like

548
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 1: as far as like something that you feel you would

549
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 1: get if if no one ever found out and you

550
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 1: could just do it and you could add something to

551
00:30:56,080 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 1: your life. Bigger plugs, calves. Uh, you get a plastic

552
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 1: like a plastic surgery? Is that what this is, yeah,

553
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:07,720
Speaker 1: an elective surgery. I was thinking when COVID hit and

554
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 1: they're like they were like, uh, you could still go

555
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,479
Speaker 1: in for elective surgeries. I was like, I wonder if

556
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 1: people are spending this time to like go, you know what,

557
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be home alone. I'm gonna get that new

558
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 1: nose that I've always wanted. I'm gonna, yeah, I'm gonna

559
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 1: then just playing COVID be like yeah, like it just

560
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 1: my whole face collapsed. And then you're like, COVID did it. Well,

561
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 1: It's it's a good time to do all this ship

562
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 1: because then you you're not seeing people and you could

563
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 1: just go like, sorry, COVID, I maybe I have COVID.

564
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 1: I better stay in my house for six weeks and

565
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 1: and not come out. And then when they come out,

566
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 1: they just got this super shiny, beautiful beautiful trim MEAs

567
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 1: huge dig beautiful trim beautiful trimmed. What is it? I'm

568
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 1: asking you, Kyle, this is I'm I'm this. It's called volleyball. Baby,

569
00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: hit the ball. It's gonna be a hot button top.

570
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: Oh okay, alright, are you are you going through with

571
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 1: the skin lightning? Okay? Alright, alright, Blake. Let's start with you.

572
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 1: What would you get? I really love myself. I have

573
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 1: really no problem with any of my features. Beautiful, I guess. Yeah.

574
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 1: Bigger dick is that? Is that a real one? Though?

575
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 1: Can you get a bigger dick? Is that? I don't

576
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 1: think that's a real can't you? Yeah? I think I can.

577
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 1: I don't know if there is. I think there. I

578
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 1: think there's a way to just like snip something so

579
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 1: that when you're flaccid, it's bigger. Okay, yeah, that's like

580
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 1: he's like whatever, it is, all of it, but not

581
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 1: k it. That's Isn't that more important than you could

582
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 1: just be like in a public wherever and you're just

583
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 1: like slapping your show and then you're like, John, my

584
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 1: my work here is done. I'm pretty sure that's just

585
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 1: a snip. I mean, I remember can into it. But

586
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: I think they can fill it like with fat, right,

587
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 1: they make it? Can't they make it thicker with fat?

588
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 1: There is penile enlargement surgery and it's fifteen thousand dollars

589
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 1: with an up front one thou dollars. That's a deal

590
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 1: that we should make a bet, and whoever wins the

591
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 1: bet we all pitch in and get that person a

592
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 1: bigger tick. That'd like that. But do we do a

593
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 1: percentage wise or like you automatically have to add four inches.

594
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 1: I think it's you're gonna work with whatever they say

595
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 1: they could give. Is that what it is? I don't

596
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 1: I don't think they can say. I don't think you

597
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 1: could go I want four inches? Right? They kind of

598
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 1: take pieces of skin from your body and add it

599
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 1: all up into a pile. Okay. It says that it

600
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 1: can increase length and girth measurement around the penis, which

601
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 1: is girth of about one and a half to two

602
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 1: and a half inches while flaccid and erect. That's a

603
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 1: lot extra two and a half inches. I don't like

604
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 1: a fourteen inch okay, right? That is crazy? Adam? What

605
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: about you? What's your surgery? You know? I don't know.

606
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:18,239
Speaker 1: I I think for sure. But also beyond that, I

607
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 1: feel like all of this want that. I think you

608
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 1: say it's dick and then you get it's a two fur.

609
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 1: It's a two fur you get if you get the dick,

610
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:28,080
Speaker 1: you get the other one. If you can get an

611
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: extra two and a half inches, that's jambone right there.

612
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 1: This mother, I don't know probably. I see, I'm not

613
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,880
Speaker 1: losing my hair yet. But I know I've seen my father,

614
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 1: and I see all the men in my family, and

615
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 1: they're all pretty fucking bald. Mother's dad was bald. He

616
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 1: died when he was like forty, and he still had hair.

617
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 1: Like the photos, he still had hair. But I'm like,

618
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:55,440
Speaker 1: is that just how he's combing it? I don't know.

619
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 1: My mom said he had a full head, but there

620
00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,479
Speaker 1: was not a lot of photos. I just what's cool

621
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 1: is that You're like, I'm worried about my hair falling out.

622
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 1: But my mom's dad he died at forty, But I'm

623
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:10,360
Speaker 1: not worried about the health and complications. It's an elective surgery.

624
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 1: He had a heart attack because he was like a

625
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 1: he's like an alcoholic, you know. Uh so I'm not

626
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 1: stopping drinking, baby the good time. Wow. But you're not

627
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 1: worried about that. No way, I'm not worried about that. No,

628
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 1: I'm worried about my dick and my horror, probably my hair.

629
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:32,439
Speaker 1: That's my guest. I did get complimented on my cast

630
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 1: the other day, so I don't have to worry about those.

631
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,839
Speaker 1: It's weird that some men are so worried about their

632
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 1: calf muscles. Yeah, I don't give a funk. I think

633
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,920
Speaker 1: it's not. It's guys who have everything but the calf

634
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,359
Speaker 1: and they it was. It was a very buff man

635
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,319
Speaker 1: who was like, hey, brouh, what do you do for

636
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 1: calf workouts? And then you know I have scars all

637
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 1: over my legs, so I was like explaining. I was like,

638
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 1: oh no, it kind of looks like but I do

639
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 1: have a big cast because I ride a bike so often.

640
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 1: And I was like, uh, kind of scar tissue. It

641
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,840
Speaker 1: looks more rich than it actually is. And he goes, no,

642
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 1: I was talking about your other leg that isn't scarred up.

643
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,280
Speaker 1: He did not give a shit about my scar tissue.

644
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 1: Was just talking about my calf muscles. I felt pretty good.

645
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 1: I felt pretty good, so don't have to worry about that.

646
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 1: But my hair. Maybe? Did you guys swap cons contacts?

647
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 1: We didn't swap any cons No is it one? It

648
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 1: was in a weed weed store, so I didn't. I

649
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 1: didn't really, I didn't go full fully down the path. Nods.

650
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 1: What's your surgery? Oh man? If I could change everything,

651
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:41,280
Speaker 1: can you get a new body? Lightbul suction? Lbul suction

652
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 1: is one lb suction. I don't know why you're suggesting

653
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 1: I should do that. Why don't you that some of

654
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,239
Speaker 1: them moles, Bro, that's a healthy thing. That's not really elective.

655
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 1: Where do I have any moles? I don't know, Bro.

656
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: I think, Blake, I think. I guess my neck is

657
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 1: kind of long? Is there a way to like, I

658
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 1: don't want to be a shorter person. If I could

659
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 1: just shorten my neck, that all that's gonna make you

660
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:08,480
Speaker 1: a shorter person, I hate to tell you. Then can

661
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,439
Speaker 1: they just bring the rest of my body up? That'd

662
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,359
Speaker 1: be sick a shoulder enlargement. Yeah, I don't know. I'm

663
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 1: not I'm not too mad. I already did this. I

664
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 1: already changed my teeth back in the day. Okay, yeah, yeah,

665
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 1: I lasered my eyes and I did my teeth. So

666
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 1: this is ain't a hypothetical. You've had a few electives, Yeah,

667
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:30,399
Speaker 1: I've elected to have some What about a laser your

668
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 1: hair off so you could swim faster? You know what's funny.

669
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 1: I think we talked about this before. I don't know

670
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 1: if it was on the air. By the way, welcome

671
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 1: to this is important. Um, this is welcome, and this

672
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 1: is important, so important, everything that we talked about. I

673
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:47,919
Speaker 1: said that, like I think I said season after season three,

674
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 1: I was going to get the hair around my asshole

675
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 1: lasered off. I remember, we just don't. We don't need it,

676
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 1: and like I feel like you get like toilet paper

677
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:59,799
Speaker 1: and remnants there, and I'm like, get it out of

678
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 1: the air. Yeah, but that is too Uh, that's to

679
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:06,800
Speaker 1: protect your asshole. Yeah, if you're running from your fucking woods,

680
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 1: away from like wolves we're in. Yeah, but what if

681
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:15,359
Speaker 1: you're the plane crashes like in a book, You're you're

682
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 1: wearing pants and underwear, right, Yeah, but let's say it's

683
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:22,439
Speaker 1: hard those it's it started on fire and you come

684
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 1: out and you're butt naked, and now you need that

685
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 1: little little trim of hair around your asshole to keep

686
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 1: you warm or else you might die. Hey, you're not wrong.

687
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:33,399
Speaker 1: I'm willing to take that risk. I get that. It's

688
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 1: kind of like with a gun, you know, with butthole hair,

689
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 1: it's you'd rather be caught with than without, because when

690
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:42,719
Speaker 1: you do need butthole hair, it's super important. I guess

691
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 1: I'd rather be caught without a gun in this situation.

692
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:50,360
Speaker 1: That's your choice, that's your choice. I'll tell you my

693
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:54,720
Speaker 1: weapon of choice is right here. Pal the fist raised

694
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 1: his fist. If if someone pulls a gun on me,

695
00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 1: I will fist them. That makes sense. Uh, what made

696
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:03,879
Speaker 1: you not do it? After season three of Workhols, Yeah,

697
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 1: I just didn't do it. I just was like, like,

698
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,759
Speaker 1: I just never like lined it up. I guess I

699
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:12,359
Speaker 1: wanted it. And then by the time I like talk,

700
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:15,879
Speaker 1: that's true. Uh, and you guys all know that about me.

701
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 1: It is a funny. It is a funny discussion to

702
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 1: say I just didn't I don't know. It was essentially like, oh,

703
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 1: when I get that like butthole laser money, and then

704
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 1: I just bowed on other things like fucking yeah, butthole enhancers.

705
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,240
Speaker 1: It's a super hairy now like a house and kids

706
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:41,239
Speaker 1: college that kind of I'll do it. You know what

707
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:44,280
Speaker 1: if we get I don't know what kind of like

708
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 1: like some kind of podcast statistic. If we get X,

709
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:51,279
Speaker 1: I will get my butthole laser. Didn't report right back

710
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,840
Speaker 1: to all you guys and girls out there, we have

711
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:57,760
Speaker 1: to do a few things here, can I tell mine? Oh,

712
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,920
Speaker 1: because it's a hot button issues and sitting on it.

713
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 1: Thank you? Okay, go ahead, please, look, I've thought about

714
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 1: this a lot, and it also has to do with

715
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 1: the dick. I thought about this a lot. Well, obviously

716
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 1: it's going to be about your dick. We're gonna need

717
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 1: some soft piano. And it's not what you think. Okay,

718
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 1: it's not you're gonna you want it to be smaller.

719
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 1: Hang on, let me get a drum roll. I want

720
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 1: my foreskin back. Okay, now, let's talk about this. You

721
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:34,239
Speaker 1: can stretch, you can stretch it. It takes years I've

722
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:37,239
Speaker 1: been thinking about doing this, so then maybe you really wait, wait,

723
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:40,760
Speaker 1: hold on, now, I hear a real truth in Kyle's

724
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 1: voice right now, and and I'm looking at him via zoom,

725
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 1: and it looks like this is an emotional issue for you. Well,

726
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 1: I mean I had to go through this when I

727
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 1: had a son and decide if I'm going to cut

728
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 1: part of his wheek we off, and I decided not to,

729
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 1: and too late doing so, I realized that I want

730
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 1: mine back like I didn't have that choice. None of

731
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,799
Speaker 1: us had that choice. Are you jealous of your kid? Now?

732
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 1: Are you weirdo? When you're changing his zipher? No, I'm

733
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:13,319
Speaker 1: happy that he doesn't have to have this realization. One

734
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 1: day that somebody else made the choice to cut part

735
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 1: of his dick off. And I get that, but isn't

736
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 1: it weird that you have to like peel your son's

737
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:25,440
Speaker 1: dick skin back and clean. I don't have to do anything,

738
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:28,320
Speaker 1: You just let it go. But doesn't it get grows

739
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta clean at this age, not when

740
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 1: he's this little. You know what you're talking about? None

741
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 1: of you little dicks in my house. Well if you

742
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 1: don't know, are they circumcised? Yeah, but they still got

743
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,959
Speaker 1: a little something. And I gotta like go, hey, guys,

744
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 1: like they're cumcised, you don't know what you're talking about,

745
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,399
Speaker 1: but they still got a little something. So I said,

746
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 1: you gotta pure speaking on a false platform, you have

747
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 1: no idea. Wow, I'm just saying none of us had

748
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 1: a choice, so it's easy to defend it. Sure, sure, no.

749
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 1: And when I initially heard the argument, I believe we've

750
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 1: had this argument several times. I thought it was a

751
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 1: sanitary thing. But apparently that's a myth of sort. That's no,

752
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: it isn't a myth, but that's the same thing I'm

753
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 1: talking about. It is the thing in the past, like

754
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 1: the butthole hair well, is it a thing where yeah?

755
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:18,359
Speaker 1: Is it a cot with them without? Is there a

756
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 1: time when you're gonna need that foreskin? Well, all you

757
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 1: guys are fucking talking about how you want bigger dicks,

758
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 1: and when you cut your foreskin off, it does retract

759
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 1: a little bit. Okay, well, I need much more than

760
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:34,839
Speaker 1: odds are. If you didn't cut your foreskin off, your

761
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 1: dick would hang lower. So but here's the deal, though,

762
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:38,759
Speaker 1: if you have a little dick and you never got

763
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:41,440
Speaker 1: the foreskin cut off, you have no excuse. Now I

764
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: know that. Like I can go home to my wife

765
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:45,240
Speaker 1: and go, look, do you know why it's so small?

766
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,359
Speaker 1: I got circumcised and it retracted. Yeah, and I'm good

767
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:51,320
Speaker 1: to go. Lay off me, guys. With a quick google,

768
00:42:51,440 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 1: I found foreskin problems. Foreskin problems, dryness, swelling, infection, irritation,

769
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 1: just just like that, just right away. It's a campaign,

770
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:12,359
Speaker 1: manaign from Christianity. Dog, it's a Christian campaign. Christianity. Look

771
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 1: at the rest of the world, look at the global statistics.

772
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 1: I thought it was a judaism, yeah, which was adopted

773
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 1: by Christianity as well. Oh well, I guess what. They

774
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,880
Speaker 1: were right on the money, as they usually are I

775
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 1: told you it's gonna be hot button baby? Dang, you

776
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:31,279
Speaker 1: weren't kidding, brother. Yeah, let's get into this, man. So

777
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:36,839
Speaker 1: what do you told you? Yeah? You know what I want.

778
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 1: I elected I want to get those nipple balls back

779
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 1: under my nipples. It's possible just to give me a

780
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 1: little extra Oh, that'd be tight. But for real, if

781
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:45,919
Speaker 1: it if it's not having to do with the dick,

782
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:47,440
Speaker 1: I think I would do like a butt tuck or

783
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 1: something because I'm so sick of my saggy butt and

784
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 1: I upd just do those police Horse workedouts. Yeah, do

785
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 1: you do any squats or anything? Yeah? How about you

786
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,360
Speaker 1: just work out a little, do some squats and stuff.

787
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 1: Is that how you get rid of it? Yeah, that's

788
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 1: the start of it. Huh Yeah, dude, I think i'd

789
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 1: take mine back. I think I would uh full on

790
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 1: lapo suction down to like five body fat, just get

791
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,879
Speaker 1: rid of all of it, just like that. Over day,

792
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:20,719
Speaker 1: just be raped over day. This dude just said overday. Well,

793
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:23,720
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it overnight, I know, but I love

794
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 1: over day. I'm not doing it overnight. I'm doing it

795
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 1: over the Daytime you go to like a store, they're

796
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 1: like we give you a suction over day for one.

797
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,839
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it overnight though, I'm doing it over

798
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 1: the day. That's that's cool. I'm not not going in

799
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:42,280
Speaker 1: at nighttime to get it done and does a daytime procedure.

800
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 1: I'm going to start in the morning and they're gonna

801
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,400
Speaker 1: work however many hours it takes and get done probably

802
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:48,919
Speaker 1: by lunchtime. I'll go home and have a shredded ass

803
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 1: six packing back. I'm with you, but like, I feel

804
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 1: like you gotta have like thirty extra pounds to be

805
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 1: doing light. Sure do you have to qualify? No, I'm

806
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 1: not even saying like I'm and like I wouldn't do

807
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 1: it unless I got up to like two fifty and

808
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 1: couldn't shake it. Okay, money is not an issue here.

809
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:09,239
Speaker 1: This is for podcasts. This is just we could do

810
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 1: whatever we would like, and it's just snappy snappy, and

811
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 1: we can we can be dumb and yeah, so why

812
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:17,719
Speaker 1: would I do squats. I'm not gonna do squats. I

813
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 1: want my butt tuck. I like that. Well, you already

814
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:23,239
Speaker 1: chose that you're going to add for Yeah, but no,

815
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 1: I was just saying you can only choose one. You're

816
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 1: not doing multiple. So I was just going to the

817
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 1: vanity that one's like, I feel I feel robbed of

818
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:35,359
Speaker 1: my foreskin. Were to Yeah, see, if you really believe

819
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:39,319
Speaker 1: in souls, you know what I'm talking about. Okay, I

820
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 1: like that because when we were talking about this in

821
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 1: the Workholics, writers from people were just like, I just

822
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:47,879
Speaker 1: want more feeling. Like that was like the huge thing.

823
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 1: I guess there's more feeling when you have your force. Sure,

824
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 1: I'm good with the amount of feeling I have. In fact,

825
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,319
Speaker 1: I'm trying to numb it down a little bit, right,

826
00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:02,439
Speaker 1: I don't need extra feeling. You notoriously have earth shattering orgasms.

827
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:08,360
Speaker 1: My gasms were well, shake the house. Yeah, I've definitely

828
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 1: heard a couple of We were roommates, and it was

829
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:21,319
Speaker 1: it sounded like felt hell good. I could barely make

830
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:24,799
Speaker 1: it out over you blasting red hot chili peppers every time?

831
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:30,319
Speaker 1: What is the stadium arcadium? Yes, it was weird, man,

832
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 1: We would hear that all the time. Well, sorry, you

833
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:36,240
Speaker 1: guys weren't fucking well bro, It's cool. No, we're quiet,

834
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 1: We're just we're respectful. You guys were making love, not me.

835
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:43,439
Speaker 1: I was blasting stadium arcadium and going to town. You fuck,

836
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 1: I'm like coitus. It's the orgasms. He's got earth shattering orgasms, dude. See,

837
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to have extra feeling. I'm trying to

838
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 1: imagine that. I will say that once I moved out

839
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 1: and I had privacy, my orgasms have become a little

840
00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 1: bit more groundbreaking, not earth shattering. And I think that

841
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 1: it was the privacy. And it's a shame that I

842
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 1: was worried about what you guys thought about what my

843
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 1: orgasms sounded like enough to keep it quiet, Adam, I

844
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 1: got respect for you for just doing you. Bro. Well,

845
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,279
Speaker 1: I you know, I out of a level and I

846
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 1: also respect you. And that's why I played the Chili

847
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:24,320
Speaker 1: Peppers so loudly. Right, it's the perfect music to play

848
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:28,879
Speaker 1: while having sex because it's a roller coaster ride. There's

849
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 1: some they want to stop addicted to the chin dig

850
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 1: and then every once in a while they'll slow it

851
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:37,879
Speaker 1: down and so wait, you can you can go longer

852
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:43,760
Speaker 1: than one song? Yeah? Bro? We fuck on concept albums. Ye, yeah,

853
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 1: that's what's up nowadays. Back then, no way, man, no way,

854
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:52,359
Speaker 1: I gotta skip some trash. Oh yeah, well, there's there's

855
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 1: a few. There's a few special tracks. Definitely wait for

856
00:47:55,560 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 1: the secret song, the crescendo. Do you guys have sex

857
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:11,760
Speaker 1: to music or not at all? I don't at all anymore.

858
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 1: I feel like I used to all the time. I

859
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 1: go back and forth. We got the so nos so

860
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:18,919
Speaker 1: it's like, if you turn the so nos on, then

861
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 1: it's on, then it's on. It's not, but we're still

862
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:25,839
Speaker 1: going after it. What's your number one go to? What?

863
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 1: What do you is it? Obviously it's chili peppers as well,

864
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:31,720
Speaker 1: or no, I don't really set it up. My wife

865
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 1: likes it. It's just to drown out your breathing. Were Yeah,

866
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 1: we exactly so she doesn't have to hear you. Dude.

867
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 1: We were in therapy and she's like, I really want

868
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:43,799
Speaker 1: to play music while we have sex. And I'm like,

869
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 1: that's cool. I'm down with whatever you want. And she's

870
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 1: like stadium, marcadium. I'm like, that's what's up, and you're like,

871
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:51,359
Speaker 1: wait a second. Like a couple of days later, I

872
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 1: hear fucking Marvin Gay, let's get it on, come on.

873
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 1: I'm like, no way, Like it's this literal yeah, but

874
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 1: I knew what was up. It does work, so you

875
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 1: knew you knew what was coming. Around the corner. The

876
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: few times that I have done it, I have enjoyed it.

877
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 1: And it was two very like typical love making music

878
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 1: like Usher, and it just it really did hit the spot.

879
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 1: Confession climax, some climax for sure, just saying for everyone

880
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 1: listening at home, Usher is a musician from So you

881
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 1: guys didn't make like cool uh love making mixtapes that

882
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 1: you would hand out at school? Uh? I didn't, did you?

883
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:37,759
Speaker 1: I didn't either, but it sounds like you did was

884
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 1: on these mixtapes? And who were you giving them too?

885
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 1: Because I know you and your friends weren't working in

886
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 1: high school. If there was no Jill Scott in there,

887
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 1: your disqualifier. It's true. I know, I know the whole crew.

888
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 1: I that wasn't a high school fucking crew right now,

889
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:55,400
Speaker 1: not at all, no dis there. We did go to

890
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 1: script clubs though, a lot of magic the gathering, Yeah,

891
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 1: gathering something I remember when I think I must have

892
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 1: been living with Teddy or something, but I remember at

893
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:11,440
Speaker 1: Camden when we lived together, he came over and like

894
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:14,319
Speaker 1: your friends came in town and I was like, oh ship,

895
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 1: we're gonna party and everything, and then you guys played

896
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 1: magic the gathering for four days straight, and I don't

897
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: know how to play, and so it's just me kind

898
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:26,160
Speaker 1: of drinking, sitting around the outside of the circle being like,

899
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:29,200
Speaker 1: does anyone Yeah, I went trying to go do anything,

900
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:32,799
Speaker 1: Like now we're this major is I don't even know

901
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 1: how to make fun of it because I truly don't

902
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,880
Speaker 1: know magic the gathering at all. So you found yourself

903
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 1: knee deep in a booster draft. You buy a box,

904
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 1: you make a deck, you go at it for about

905
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,239
Speaker 1: four days with your tightest bros, and you come out

906
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:49,600
Speaker 1: stronger for it. It's a bro bond. Never could get

907
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:51,920
Speaker 1: into it either, Adam. I was up in film school

908
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 1: working on that. I never could get into magic with

909
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:57,440
Speaker 1: these guys. I always always said that I would build

910
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:00,799
Speaker 1: a magic deck, and I have ever lived up to

911
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 1: that promise. I wanted to get into it only because

912
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 1: I I loved all those guys, and I'm like, I'm

913
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,439
Speaker 1: trying to hang out like they're in town. I'm trying

914
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 1: to have fun with Blake's like childhood homies who I

915
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 1: got to know really well. And then they all come

916
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:16,279
Speaker 1: into town. I'm like, oh, this will be fun. We'll

917
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 1: like play some foodsball will drink will you know, go

918
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 1: to the pool or whatever, And none of those things happened.

919
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:26,319
Speaker 1: It was just magic the gatherings for four days straight. Right.

920
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,319
Speaker 1: That was the thing that I had trouble with two

921
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 1: was just the obsessive nature of the game and it's like,

922
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:35,439
Speaker 1: we should go do something else during this time, right.

923
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:37,880
Speaker 1: I think that touches more on the issue some of

924
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,759
Speaker 1: the issues that our childhood friends have. They do have

925
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 1: problems just being around people, talking to people, to people.

926
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 1: That's true, that's true. I mean respect, respect to that

927
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 1: respect straight up, straight up. Let me know, when you

928
00:51:55,120 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 1: guys are done on magic, we think we're done on

929
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 1: magic together and here to wrap on magic together. I

930
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 1: got no reference for magic to gathering that that didn't

931
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 1: happen at all in your high school. Huh. I'm sure

932
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 1: it did. I just didn't. We just that wasn't I

933
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 1: didn't run with those wolves, you know, I neither did I.

934
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 1: But I would see it in some of my classes

935
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 1: where like I remember, because I was in I like

936
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 1: did theater in high school, I really downplayed all of it.

937
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 1: I would like act like I'm not in theater until

938
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 1: suddenly the play was happening and I'm in it, and

939
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:35,840
Speaker 1: you were sitting there like, wait, yeah, I'm singing and

940
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 1: dancing on straightgew My homies are like, wait, so you

941
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 1: weren't helping your dad build a deck for for two months.

942
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 1: You should just come see it. It'll be hilarious. Like

943
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:46,919
Speaker 1: I'm like singing in stupid. She's like, yeah, it's so funny, dude,

944
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 1: I'm like singing and all this ship. I wear makeup.

945
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:52,440
Speaker 1: I know what. It's crazy. It's so funny. I love

946
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:56,399
Speaker 1: my own makeup. It's so stupid. I love it. It

947
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 1: gives me confidence, it gives me a place in this world.

948
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 1: Like so dumb, it's so stupid. I love it. Yeah.

949
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 1: I remember being like truly embarrassed. I remember making up

950
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:08,719
Speaker 1: a lie about how like I'm helping my dad build

951
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 1: a deck. So every day, like right after school, my

952
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:13,360
Speaker 1: friends would be like, you know, smoking weed in someone's

953
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:16,920
Speaker 1: garage or drinking beers and someone's basement. And every day

954
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:18,920
Speaker 1: they'd be like, yo, you're gonna come over to Ryan's

955
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:21,239
Speaker 1: house or whatever, and I'm like, no, my dad needs

956
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 1: help with the deck again. I gotta go with this deck.

957
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:27,560
Speaker 1: And then and then you know, six weeks later, we're

958
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 1: doing the play and they're like, wait a second, where's

959
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:33,359
Speaker 1: this deck? Right? Where's does your dad have a new deck?

960
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:35,319
Speaker 1: Then we go over to my parents house and the

961
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:37,279
Speaker 1: deck is just still old and shitty, and you're like,

962
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:41,799
Speaker 1: what we found out? What's the show? What musical it was?

963
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 1: I believe it was Harvey about the talking um. There's

964
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:50,279
Speaker 1: like an imaginary rabbit talking rabbit. I feel like that's

965
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:56,680
Speaker 1: an original bio drama teacher or something. I don't real's Harvey.

966
00:53:56,800 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 1: There's an old movie of it too. Really, Yeah, I'm

967
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 1: like a theater major. I feel like I know that stuff.

968
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:06,560
Speaker 1: I'm just blown away. Yeah, I don't know about it either. Yeah,

969
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:09,279
Speaker 1: were you like a shitty theater major? It's like, I

970
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 1: mean O C. C. Brother. Yeah, that's true. Harvey strying

971
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 1: James Stewart. Okay, I did have Jimmy Stewart in my mind,

972
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 1: but I thought that was a wonderful life for whatever reason.

973
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 1: Is that what it mean? That too? I think he

974
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:29,360
Speaker 1: did a few movies. Yeah, yeah, but it isn't Harvey,

975
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:38,759
Speaker 1: like the same premise as movie He's talking rabbit. Okay, okay, okay, okay,

976
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 1: check out, okay, okay, are you grocery shopping right now?

977
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:48,480
Speaker 1: Respect like happened. Oh that's the same movie, right, Do

978
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 1: you gets a two percent? Uh? Sorry? Yeah? Notes, I

979
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 1: had James Stewart in my head too. Skim skim milk. Okay, sorry,

980
00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 1: do you guys have do you have other different movies? Okay?

981
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:06,880
Speaker 1: That checks out different movies. It's good to know, you know,

982
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:09,440
Speaker 1: I don't know a lot about that stuff. It's uh,

983
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 1: are you out of paper? Okay? Okay, yeah, we'll get there, dude,

984
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:23,200
Speaker 1: podcast number eighty will I'll be just doing chores android pay.

985
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:28,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you guys, I golfed yesterday. What I

986
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:31,239
Speaker 1: went golfed with some homies I haven't seen for a

987
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:34,359
Speaker 1: long as time. It's COVID safe and they were like,

988
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:37,680
Speaker 1: we're going to Tory Pines now for you people at home.

989
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:40,400
Speaker 1: I don't know what Tory Pines is. I didn't either,

990
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:43,200
Speaker 1: But it's like a famous golf course where they do

991
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:45,720
Speaker 1: the US Open, and it's like a public golf course,

992
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:50,560
Speaker 1: but it's also like on it's a public course but

993
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:55,320
Speaker 1: it's all but it's on the ocean, so it's like sick. Uh.

994
00:55:55,360 --> 00:56:00,080
Speaker 1: And I don't know how to describe my golfing. It

995
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:03,440
Speaker 1: It is the worst golfing you've ever seen in a

996
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 1: way that like it starts off funny and you're like, oh,

997
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:08,400
Speaker 1: you know, you're warm up, and everyone's like laughing, and

998
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:11,600
Speaker 1: then they're just like, you know, it's a tough sport, uh,

999
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:14,440
Speaker 1: and everyone's just sad to feel bad for it was

1000
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 1: so bad. I was shooting like solid nines and tens

1001
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:24,440
Speaker 1: per hole. Golfing just really fucking sucks. As far as

1002
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:27,880
Speaker 1: a sport goes. It's definitely more. It's just fun to

1003
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:29,840
Speaker 1: get out there with your friends and get drunk and

1004
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:32,280
Speaker 1: drive golf carts, and then the hitting the golf balls

1005
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:35,400
Speaker 1: is a thing you have to do secondary. I do

1006
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:39,000
Speaker 1: like golfing, though how much people respect golfing. You could

1007
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:43,120
Speaker 1: go like anything else. If you're like, hey, I'm gonna

1008
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:46,239
Speaker 1: go play video games for four hours, so don't talk

1009
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:49,399
Speaker 1: to me, and people are like, what an idiot. People

1010
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:52,239
Speaker 1: are like this guy sucks. You know we have But

1011
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:54,640
Speaker 1: if you're like, I'm actually going golfing in the afternoon

1012
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:56,760
Speaker 1: so I'll be out of commission, people are like, okay,

1013
00:56:56,960 --> 00:57:01,840
Speaker 1: golfing respectable eight hours, that's all eight hours off. Yeah,

1014
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:04,880
Speaker 1: it takes forever. After nine holes. After nine holes, I

1015
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:07,840
Speaker 1: was like, we're done. What are we doing here? But

1016
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 1: they were good. They were like hitting a couple of

1017
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 1: pars here and there. Well that's the other thing. If

1018
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:15,440
Speaker 1: you are really bad and it's taking you ten shots,

1019
00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:18,280
Speaker 1: you're just making the days. I like, I skipped three

1020
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:22,320
Speaker 1: holes and they were like, you don't you sure. I'm like, like, guys,

1021
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:27,800
Speaker 1: let's get the funk out of here, because they were

1022
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:30,120
Speaker 1: just waiting on your ass. No, no, no, no, they

1023
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:32,840
Speaker 1: were They weren't even waiting on me because like we

1024
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 1: were walking, we weren't on cards. We were just like,

1025
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:36,400
Speaker 1: we're huffing it. So like I would just hoof up

1026
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:38,440
Speaker 1: to my ball, which would be halfway to where their

1027
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:41,640
Speaker 1: ball is. Hit it again with it, biff it, fucking

1028
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:45,479
Speaker 1: shank it, slice it. I'm like a fucking your daft

1029
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:48,200
Speaker 1: Punks song. You have to put your time in. I mean,

1030
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:50,040
Speaker 1: when's the last time you swung a club. You got

1031
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:52,880
Speaker 1: to go to the driving range bro years ago to bus.

1032
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:55,160
Speaker 1: No way, there's no way you're gonna jump right back

1033
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:57,959
Speaker 1: into golf with all of the mechanics needed to be good.

1034
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:00,840
Speaker 1: I know. It just hurt. I was God damn it.

1035
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 1: My dad's so good. Club champion two years in a row.

1036
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:08,280
Speaker 1: Remember a quote from your dad about golf? What was

1037
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:10,200
Speaker 1: that quote? What was that? What was that when we

1038
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:13,200
Speaker 1: got wizards up on something? We got uh yeah, no, no,

1039
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:14,880
Speaker 1: we sold the TV show And he goes, well, I

1040
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:17,640
Speaker 1: got a hole in one, and I'm like, okay, but

1041
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Speaker 1: now you realize how fair enough? Now I get it's

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Speaker 1: actually harder to get a hole in one us getting workaholics?

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Speaker 1: Was was our hole in one? A little bit that?

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Speaker 1: Does anyone have any takes? Apologies? I know you do?

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Speaker 1: Or what was the other one? Is? Apologies? Take backs

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Speaker 1: and compliments comments. I'd like to compliment Kyle on keeping

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Speaker 1: it real even when he obviously sounds like a true

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Speaker 1: psycho about and I want to say sorry for not

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Speaker 1: taking back that compliment. You're apologizing to the world. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: You know what. I'll take that. I'll take that very much.

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Speaker 1: And uh I will um also compliment Blake on his

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Speaker 1: knowledge of magic. It's always been something of a wonder

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Speaker 1: for me and his keeping it real when it comes

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Speaker 1: to nerd culture or something that I believe that I

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Speaker 1: am falsely attributed to. And you are my rock when

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Speaker 1: it comes to nerd culture, and thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: He's a real nerd. I am thank you and I

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Speaker 1: love you. I love you too, thank you so much,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Um, I just want to compliment there's his

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Speaker 1: use of sound effects today. Wow, we've added a whole

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Speaker 1: new element to the show. I was gonna complimentaries on

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Speaker 1: that too. That was really that was a fun extra layer. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And I want to say thank you so much for

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Speaker 1: bringing that literally to the table and spending those solid

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Speaker 1: six dollars on that little machine. Worth every titty absolutely

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Speaker 1: even though some of them draw out a little too long,

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Speaker 1: but you know, you gotta fill air space, so think, okay,

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Speaker 1: sorry you taken back the compliment or no, no, I'm

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Speaker 1: just chipping away you at it. It's still there. I

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Speaker 1: have now chipped away at it. You have to have

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Speaker 1: been a thousand cuts. Yes, thank hey guys, this was important.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't important. It always is. See you next week.