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Speaker 1: WHI is this Leslie? Yes it is. This is Madeline's father.

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Speaker 1: I'm just calling to see what the hell you're doing.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me. I've been comparing numbers from the other troops

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Speaker 1: selling cookies in our area and you're getting your ass

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Speaker 1: handed to you. Wow. I don't even know you, but

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Speaker 1: you've got a lot of nerve calling me out on

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Speaker 1: my cookie sale. Okay, well you're not winning, all right.

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Speaker 1: I've been selling retail my entire life. It's obvious that

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Speaker 1: you have no clue what you're doing when it comes

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Speaker 1: to selling these cookies. Oh, you work in retail? What

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Speaker 1: do you work at Old Navy or the Gap? Wait?

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Speaker 1: Feel better? Are you a furniture salesman? I don't give

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Speaker 1: it that you work in retail because our numbers are

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Speaker 1: good and the girls are having fun. All right? In

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Speaker 1: my life, I don't strive for being good. I strive

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Speaker 1: for greatness. That's why the other day I passed by

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Speaker 1: in disguise to test out how you were selling them.

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Speaker 1: Where at the grocery store to check out your little

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Speaker 1: Mickey Mouse operation? I ended up getting one box of

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Speaker 1: thin mints. Okay, then maybe it's because you're a cheaper

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Speaker 1: because I'm sure our girls would have tried to at

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Speaker 1: least have sold you three boxes. No, that little seven

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Speaker 1: year old didn't try to upsell me once. Seven year

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Speaker 1: old is my daughter. Well you need to teach that

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Speaker 1: seven year old r ABC's, then, don't you she knows

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Speaker 1: the ABC's because she's no, she doesn't. She clearly doesn't

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Speaker 1: the ABC's, and sales is always be closing and they

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Speaker 1: are not trying to close every single deal. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: am going to give you a couple of letters to

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Speaker 1: how about an off because one, you're a dad, so

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Speaker 1: maybe you ought to fist to boy scouts. And two

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Speaker 1: you don't know who you're messing with on this one.

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Speaker 1: You need help as a salesperson because you have no

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Speaker 1: idea what you're doing. I see that you're going to

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Speaker 1: be at the grocery store to morrow at one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, well number one rule of business sex sells.

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Speaker 1: That's why I've hired two ladies to push your new cookie.

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Speaker 1: You've hired ladies, that's right. I hired a couple of

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Speaker 1: promo girls. They normally do beer events, but they're coming

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Speaker 1: down tomorrow. One of them's gonna be named Savannah. One

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Speaker 1: of them's gonna be named Smiles New Cookie Savannah Smiles Right,

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Speaker 1: They're gonna be dancing next to you in tight girl

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Speaker 1: Scout outfits the whole time. Talk about the male numbers

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Speaker 1: shooting through the roof. We're going to clean up tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: I could throw up right now if you were here,

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Speaker 1: I throw up on you. You're welcome, You're welcome. Listen,

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Speaker 1: You're not going to bring any flood bags to the

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Speaker 1: grocers grow Scout cookie sale because I will have you

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Speaker 1: escorted off of the site. You're lucky. I don't set

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Speaker 1: up next to you and embarrass your show of on operation.

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Speaker 1: We'll see you sell because I am going to take

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Speaker 1: your ass down to Chinatown. I'm gonna show you under

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Speaker 1: the table that I'm going to take the table endn't

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Speaker 1: have and shove it up your an. People are not

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Speaker 1: gonna definitely any shred of dignity because Leslie, this is

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Speaker 1: actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm

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Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your friend Ellen set you up? Oh my god? Are

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Speaker 1: you Oh? I hate you? Are you kidding me? Ellen?

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Speaker 1: She said that you've been a little competitive with the

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Speaker 1: cookie selling. Yes, I have been a little bit competitive,

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Speaker 1: a little competitive. You scared the sh out of me.

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Speaker 1: You've scared the out of me too,