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Speaker 1: I've been traveling a bit for different reasons, personal reasons,

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Speaker 1: going on a romantic trip with Paul, an amazing work

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Speaker 1: trip to launch my wine in France. I like being

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Speaker 1: home better, I really do. We get caught up, and

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Speaker 1: I think because of pandemic and being trapped in our houses,

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Speaker 1: afford to travel anywhere that I want, and pretty much

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Speaker 1: at any time that I want, I would rather be home.

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Speaker 1: I just would rather be home with my dogs and

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Speaker 1: with my own bathtub, and with my own sleep schedule,

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Speaker 1: and with my own freedom. And it doesn't mean I

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Speaker 1: never want to go anywhere again, doesn't mean sometimes it's

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Speaker 1: winter and you get chili and you want to go

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Speaker 1: experience something, or you want to do a sport. But

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Speaker 1: I just have to say, there's nothing like being home.

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Speaker 1: I am on the verge of saying travel is overrated.

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Speaker 1: I've gotten to the point where I like travel for

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Speaker 1: work because then you can just add something onto it.

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Speaker 1: So if you know you have to go to France,

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Speaker 1: which is very luxurious and was very fortunate for me

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Speaker 1: to launch a Rose wine, then go for an extra

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Speaker 1: couple of days with your child or your friend. Or

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Speaker 1: I'm going to Cincinnati, Ohio. I'm going to Colorado Springs

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Speaker 1: for work, so attach something to that so then you're

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Speaker 1: I'm going to do the exhausting Disney or Universal trip

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Speaker 1: don't think it's worth its weight. I would rather be home, um,

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Speaker 1: and people say, oh, you have beautiful homes, etcetera. I

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Speaker 1: would rather be in a small apartment in many cases

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Speaker 1: and just having a staycation and taking nice walks. And

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Speaker 1: I get activated. I get I don't like all the

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Speaker 1: stuff in the past, in the unpacking and where's my toiletrees?

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Speaker 1: And I lost this and I'm gonna leave that, and

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Speaker 1: I can't fit into my suitcase and this bottle exploded

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Speaker 1: and broke all over everything, and you know I feel that,

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Speaker 1: I really really feel that. So I your skin is dehydrated,

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Speaker 1: like you know, you're exhausted, you feel dirty, you get

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Speaker 1: just feel that while I will continue to travel, I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna be a hermit. I just appreciate home in

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Speaker 1: the most. So if you did not get to travel,

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Speaker 1: please do not feel bad, because I will say I

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Speaker 1: think it's overrated. And while we're watching Instagram and all

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Speaker 1: these people and these famous people on these boats, I

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Speaker 1: want to tell you a story and it's not that relatable,

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Speaker 1: but I still want to tell it to you. The

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Speaker 1: reason it's not relatable is because it's expensive, and it

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Speaker 1: was a boat. We call it a boat. You're not

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Speaker 1: supposed to. I guess it's like cheesy to say yacht,

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Speaker 1: but it was. I was on it. I've been on

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Speaker 1: large boats before, guests of other people. So you go

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Speaker 1: on a wealthy person's boat, no matter how big the

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Speaker 1: boat is, and I mean boats can be hundreds of

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Speaker 1: big the boat is, you're on somebody else's program. The

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Speaker 1: gold makes the rules and they want to run the program.

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Speaker 1: And being on a boat means the program. What time

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Speaker 1: we're gonna leave, and what we're gonna stop on that port,

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Speaker 1: and then we're gonna be there for how long? And

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Speaker 1: the jet skis off? And we have to do this

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Speaker 1: and we have you know, cocktails on the bow or

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Speaker 1: the back or whatever it's called. Like it's it's running.

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Speaker 1: It's someone's running a program now. No matter how big

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Speaker 1: there's rocking. I don't have good boat karma. I was

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Speaker 1: the Housewives. I had another experience that no one saw

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Speaker 1: do not have great boat karma. There's this is not

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Speaker 1: a lie. You can ask Matt Anderson Bravo really doesn't

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Speaker 1: enjoy having me on a boat. It's just bad karma, okay, um,

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Speaker 1: So I don't care how big a boat is. You're

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Speaker 1: Meaning I remember my I keia apartment, my my my

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Speaker 1: before that, there was always I think studio. I was

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Speaker 1: on my own program. I woke up, I walked my dog,

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Speaker 1: I went to the Delhi a. But I wanted to

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Speaker 1: And of course, if you decide to get off and

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Speaker 1: not on the program because you're with a person who's

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Speaker 1: a BBC A big boat complex you're supposed to be

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Speaker 1: on their program. They're rich, you're not. That's the price

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Speaker 1: of going on someone's boat. Okay. I don't love to

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Speaker 1: be a guest in that way. I'd rather be on

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Speaker 1: for years, when I saw my company, and you know,

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Speaker 1: I always like say, like, you know, one time we'll

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Speaker 1: price it out and you think about doing it overnight

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Speaker 1: like people say if it flies, fuck, if it flies,

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Speaker 1: fox or floats, rent it, because having your own play

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Speaker 1: always think about it. You have a fantasy, and then

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Speaker 1: too expensive, and you never do it. So someone presented

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Speaker 1: and it was gonna be a big trip. And Paul

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Speaker 1: wants to feel like he's we're being more social because

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Speaker 1: whenever we go away, it's just the two of us

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Speaker 1: were isolated, staring at each other at every meal, and

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Speaker 1: we have a great time, and we run our own

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Speaker 1: a great time. Um, traveling with kids also fairly overrated,

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Speaker 1: then you're like, then you're spending money to be on

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Speaker 1: There are certain trips for kids. Galapa goes Disney, like

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Speaker 1: you know what you're getting into. You know, it's fueled

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Speaker 1: But um, I digress. So we go on trips on

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Speaker 1: So it's like, oh, what if we ever did a boat?

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Speaker 1: Someone presented to us a boat and I was like,

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Speaker 1: you know what, let's be social and he's not social

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Speaker 1: and I'm not social at all, and we're both not guests.

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Speaker 1: But we'll be social because means we're going at to

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Speaker 1: dinner with other people, we're talking, we're chatting, we're like,

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Speaker 1: you know, and you don't think of what that really

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Speaker 1: is like because then you're also like you're checking in.

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Speaker 1: You're not it's not your program, it's not there program.

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Speaker 1: You're paying your own way, but like you're checking in,

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Speaker 1: like what are we gonna do for this? And it's

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Speaker 1: the same conversations I said before, but just with other

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Speaker 1: more other people. It's even better to be controlled because

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Speaker 1: then one person is making a decision. In this case,

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Speaker 1: everybody's got an opinion on the town, on the food,

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Speaker 1: on the boat, toys, on the stuff. We were not

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Speaker 1: for but any it's called a yacht for sure. It's

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Speaker 1: it was I just know it's not relatable and I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: but it's a big boat, okay. And it was very expensive.

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Speaker 1: It's definitely the most expensive trip I've ever been on

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Speaker 1: in my life. So it's gonna be amazing because we're

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Speaker 1: and wonderful. So we get on this boat and all

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Speaker 1: the things I said before true, and you're planning of

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Speaker 1: It's you get off the there there that you get unpacked.

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Speaker 1: It's like miraculous, some fancy hotels do that. I like

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Speaker 1: The thing is that, like I don't know why, but

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Speaker 1: So so the first night of this very expensive boat,

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Speaker 1: like you know, days later. So the first day you're

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Speaker 1: rent through that's a thought for me, just like if

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Speaker 1: I want to let that go. But I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 1: you the story. So you're we're sitting outside eating and

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Speaker 1: we see towels and giant clothes pins holding probably like

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Speaker 1: Like I don't need to see like hanging laundry on

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Speaker 1: So we're like we're gonna have to discuss that. It

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Speaker 1: just thought, like I've never seen laundry outside in a

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Speaker 1: We live on a sailboat now, and we want air

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Speaker 1: dried laundry, I guess. So I'm like, okay, And you know,

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Speaker 1: you don't want to be spoiled, and you're you're you're

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Speaker 1: you're centered in your privilege. But the thing about me

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Speaker 1: I take food to go. I don't over order. I

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Speaker 1: don't like being ripped off. I will buy an expensive

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