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Speaker 1: Hello, this is Rolando from Brook and Heyfrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: This is going to be the sexiest both guys you've

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Speaker 1: ever heard, so I hope you are not in public.

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Speaker 1: Oh and it's probably fine.

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Speaker 2: The produce is already pretty expensive these days. But this

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Speaker 2: is on a whole nother level. It's Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the Morning, because did you guys know luxury fruit

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Speaker 2: is a whole thing in Japan.

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Speaker 3: I did know this, and of course you did, because

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Speaker 3: there isn't a food blog in the world that you

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Speaker 3: don't follow.

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Speaker 4: Even if you don't.

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Speaker 3: Speak the language. Hose you're still watching the video algorithm.

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Speaker 2: I'd never heard of this before till today, But there's

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Speaker 2: a business called Sembikaya with more than ten different stores

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Speaker 2: in Tokyo, and they're considered the Tiffany's of fruits. It's

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Speaker 2: basically Michelin Star grocery shopping for produce, and it's so

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Speaker 2: popular it's now going to be making its way over

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Speaker 2: to America soon.

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Speaker 4: No, that is ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: I'll show you a pick, sure, and we'll have this

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Speaker 2: up on the Brook and Jeffrey Easter stories. But this

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Speaker 2: is a variety set of pearl white strawberries.

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Speaker 4: I've seen these before, these pearl white ones.

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Speaker 2: They're luxury strawberries. A package of twenty seven goes for

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Speaker 2: eight hundred dollars.

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Speaker 3: Shut and you know you'll have them in your fridge

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Speaker 3: for two days, and four of them will be moldy.

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Speaker 2: But they'll still taste good.

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Speaker 4: You eat the mold even with the Yeah, it makes sense.

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Speaker 2: Not everything's that expensive. There, perfectly packaged crown melons are

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Speaker 2: being sold at the lo low cost of one hundred

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Speaker 2: and twenty eight dollars each.

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, but it's worth.

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Speaker 2: It because these growers hand polony, hand water, hand massage,

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Speaker 2: and hand polish the melons before.

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Speaker 6: That.

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Speaker 4: I want my melons massage.

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Speaker 2: You know you do, trust me. You're not just paying

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Speaker 2: for the fruit. You're paying for the time that these

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Speaker 2: experts took to create this masterpiece for you.

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Speaker 5: Wag you beef. It's like how they take care of

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Speaker 3: All you're paying for is the ability to tell other

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Speaker 3: people that you spent one hundred and twenty dollars.

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Speaker 7: I mean it's a.

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Speaker 4: Huge yeah, and that's all it is.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Brook, you can buy your melons over at seven eleven.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna get the luck stuff Overptains Place makes whole

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Speaker 2: foods look like the Salvation Army.

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Speaker 3: Bernestly, give me a dry melon any day over that,

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Speaker 2: We gotta move on and get it in your chacolic

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Speaker 2: question of the day with the total opposite of a

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Speaker 2: dry melon, the moist delicious digital jail.

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Speaker 4: Right, he's honey, dude, give it.

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Speaker 2: To us, Jake.

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Speaker 7: Did you guys know that April is National Humor Month?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 9: I know?

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Speaker 5: Who wants to hear it? Joke?

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Speaker 4: What a funny thing to say.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 7: Studies have found the average adult laughs about seventeen times

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Speaker 7: a day a day an hour. The average child laughs

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Speaker 7: three hundred times a day. Kid, and while the average

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Speaker 7: jose laughs two hundred and ninety thousand times for twenty

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Speaker 7: four hour period. Those are facts.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a long day.

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Speaker 7: And if you're currently falling below the average number of laughs,

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Speaker 7: two one laugh the car That felt good.

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Speaker 4: I did, honestly.

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Speaker 7: But today we're gonna be honoring National Humor Month by

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Speaker 7: recognizing the professionals who've made us laugh the most. In

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Speaker 7: a special Highest net Worth Comedians Edition plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 7: I have a list of the twenty highest net worth

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Speaker 7: stand up comedians. It also includes comics who are show

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Speaker 7: with the woman who's related to a famous Idaho comedian,

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Speaker 7: JFFA Fox. That's her uncle Brook highest net worth of comedians.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna start really simple. There's noise not on

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Speaker 7: Number one of the list, unknewly minted billionaire. Jerry signs. Wow,

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Speaker 7: let's go over to Jose next.

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Speaker 10: Well, I'm super cool here because I don't know. I

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Speaker 11: Huh, And I'm like, oh do I do some obscure

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Speaker 11: ones like my boy nigh burgat Si Shane Gillis and

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Speaker 4: I feel like I'm in that terrible fruit store.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'll shut up. Look, let's go simple. Let's go easy.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna say Kevin Hart.

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Speaker 7: Kevin Hart number six on my list and net worth

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Speaker 7: of four hundred and fifty million dollars. Go over to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean, you have to think of people that

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Speaker 2: And you gotta go with Adam Sandler.

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Speaker 4: There, Yeah, he is lazy.

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Speaker 7: Stand up to Adam Sandler number seven on my list,

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Speaker 7: just below Kevin Hart four hundred and forty million. Hello,

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Speaker 7: let's go to Alexis.

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Speaker 4: Oh, oh, I'm so bad at this.

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Speaker 7: Name comediaxmedian, show creators, talk show host.

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Speaker 4: Okay, talk show host, show creator. I see comes about

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Speaker 4: TikTok all the time. Is like Jimmy Fallon.

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Speaker 5: That's a good one.

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Speaker 7: Jimmy Fallon is not in the top twenty. Alexis is

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Speaker 7: out for this round. We're back to Brook. The number

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Speaker 4: I mean, it's fine.

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Speaker 3: He obviously wasn't very good with money yet a lot more.

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Speaker 7: Back over to Jose.

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Speaker 5: My gosh, I'm getting scared. All right, I'm.

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Speaker 7: Sorry to remind you. Brook, you got the Silver saved,

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Speaker 11: I'm keeping with my safe ones. I'm gonna say Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 7: Steve Harvey, number fifteen barely squeaks onto the list one

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Speaker 7: hundred and eighty five million dollars. Jeffery, it's your.

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Speaker 2: Turn, okay. Sticking with famous movie comedians, let's go with mister.

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Speaker 7: Bean gat answer Rowan Atkinson.

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Speaker 7: Number nineteen on the list, mister Bean. Also Johnny Orlish.

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Speaker 7: Let's go over to Brook. You're still in because That'silver saved.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we haven't named many female comedians yet.

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Speaker 4: Show me Chelsea Handler.

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Speaker 7: Chelsea Handler did not make the top twenty. Brook is

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Speaker 11: Oh my gosh, I have a female comedian on my

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Speaker 11: in my head too, now that she said that. But

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Speaker 11: I want to keep going with the guys, I think

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Speaker 11: because they make like fifty million dollars per Netflix special.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna go Dave Chappelle.

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Speaker 7: Chappell's not on my list year.

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Speaker 4: He doesn't do it nothing, and that's it.

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Speaker 7: That means, Jeffery, you've won today's edition. Paul plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 7: Let's go over some of the names you guys missed

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Speaker 7: on this list. Have Number two Matt Stone and Trey Parker,

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Speaker 7: the creators of South Park seven hundred million dollars. Number

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Speaker 7: three Matt Groening, the creator of the Simpsons.

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Speaker 7: Number four was Ellen with five hundred million dollars.

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Speaker 5: I was thinking.

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Speaker 7: Jay Leno was number five for seventy five million. Bill

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Speaker 7: Cosby made it at number eight.

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Speaker 12: Four million.

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Speaker 5: The list.

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Speaker 7: Number nine David Letterman three hundred ninety million, the creator

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, there's only one female on that list.

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Speaker 2: It's not it's not her fault, all right, So I

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Speaker 2: the in studio comedian Jose Belonga. Yes, this honor, and

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Speaker 5: When I walk in the spot, this is what I see.

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Speaker 5: Everybody stops and they're staring.

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Speaker 12: At me.

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Speaker 11: Together.

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Speaker 2: That's your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 12: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: There's a famous saying the truth will set you free.

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Speaker 4: Isn't that true, Jeffrey, Well.

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Speaker 2: People in prison will tell you it's not true. I

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Speaker 2: admit I had fourteen million dollars from the children's hospital.

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Speaker 11: Oh no, oh, why am I still locked up?

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Speaker 2: You said it would set me free?

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Speaker 2: Even though it didn't work to get Brooks uncle out

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Speaker 2: edition of What's on Your Mind, it's coming up right now. Man.

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Speaker 2: How does a computer have the audacity to ask if

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Speaker 11: It's like it's a good part.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, you're a quicker robot. I'm just I'm so

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Speaker 2: over computers right now. Just check a computer, you know what,

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Speaker 2: Shut up computer. I need some old school human to

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Speaker 2: human interaction with what's on your mind? We're gonna start

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Speaker 2: with human brook, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 4: Funny. So, my daughter recently turned ten and.

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Speaker 3: We ventured a new phase of just everything I do

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Speaker 4: Just now, it is really really coming to play in

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Speaker 2: Brooke is extra just being a normal person role.

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Speaker 3: After the first practice, I was given a hard talking

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Speaker 4: I loved that.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, it was so hard. You guys, what

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Speaker 11: Well, a little while ago, I was talking with some

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Speaker 12: Nah.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's a win for you, alexis what's been on

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Speaker 4: Well I don't know that. So month's happened.

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Speaker 13: You're not allowed to take photos of it anybody's profile.

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Speaker 14: They do this through the day and I maxed out

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Speaker 4: But it was nice lasted, but.

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Speaker 2: Watched so brook and you need to start an a

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Speaker 4: So we can get on by summertime.

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Speaker 10: For the record, I also applied for Well. I couldn't

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Speaker 15: Sad.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, YA has standards.

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Speaker 4: Very much, all right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 2: Have you guys been in our break room recently?

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Speaker 2: It's got the clear fridges with the food you can buy,

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Speaker 2: There Does that worry anybody there? I googled this and

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Speaker 3: Doesn't it kind of make you just want to get

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Speaker 4: If you eat it. I'll pay for it if you

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Speaker 2: I mean I am tempted to eat it.

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Speaker 7: Well?

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Speaker 10: Is there also like grapes in the chicken se Cranberries.

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Speaker 2: Cranberries don't stay good that long, yes, no, but strive

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Speaker 13: Maybe you can just pick out the good stuff, eat.

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Speaker 2: It for the bread.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, slice.

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Speaker 4: Bread usually last two months.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna take a risk this afternoon for lunch.

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Speaker 2: I'll keep it posted and next seven eight, five, nine two.

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Speaker 2: Tell us what's been on your mind? It's brooken Jeffrey

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Speaker 12: Morning, freaking jeff Free in the morning.

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Speaker 2: In a lot of text in at seventy five nine too,

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Speaker 2: with people telling us what's on their mind it someone said,

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Speaker 2: entertain Oh what is it?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah, we're not good at accepting compliments.

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Speaker 4: Thank you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, wait a minute at all? About you? By the way,

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Speaker 2: How sorry?

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Speaker 5: I thought I found a new podcast, amity.

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Speaker 2: Another text says what's on my mind lately is I'll

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Speaker 2: probably be single forever. I'll have money, so who cares?

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Speaker 4: Cry? Emoji y we'll keep you warm at night.

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure if you have money, somebody is going

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Speaker 2: to nab you up.

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Speaker 5: Yeah you promised, Jeff swear.

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Speaker 2: Rupert Murdoch is a ninety six year old Raisin, and

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Speaker 2: she is getting married again somehow.

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Speaker 5: Like a forty year old.

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Speaker 2: I swear if you have money, marriage will happen.

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Speaker 11: Oh man.

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Speaker 4: Another text borrow exists.

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Speaker 2: Another text came in says, what's on my mind? What

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Speaker 2: does that guy say in the beginning of Stories?

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Speaker 4: No one knows how many times have.

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Speaker 2: I had to answer this question.

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Speaker 4: And people always think it's producer boy But it's Boyd.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's a recording from our producer Boyd ten years ago,

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Speaker 2: doing a bad British accent, saying hello, it's Laser Stories.

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Speaker 5: We should play it. Just listen.

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Speaker 2: You'll hear it when it comes out.

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Speaker 4: Oh but I heard if you play it backward, it

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Speaker 2: Good luckily that we're gonna do Laser Stories. You'll hear

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Speaker 2: it right after this. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning,

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Speaker 2: and we all have friends out there. You've been with

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Speaker 2: their wedding. Yeah, you bought them baby gifts when they

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Speaker 2: even though you totally called it years but just what

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Speaker 4: That's nice.

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Speaker 2: Now they're gonna need you more than everything.

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Speaker 4: That's right through the hard times too, Jess.

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Speaker 2: That's why there's a new trend happening where people are

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Speaker 2: posting divorce registries wagistries for people who are going through

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Speaker 3: Divorce settlement before we contribute, like how much are.

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Speaker 4: They each getting?

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Speaker 2: You should be allowed to look at that. But the

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Speaker 2: be left with half of their stuff. Okay, the appliances

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Speaker 4: It's like, how do I crush my garlic? He took

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Speaker 4: it in the divorce?

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Speaker 2: Well, a divorce registry is how you fill in those

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Speaker 2: missing games. Hey, God to help divorces transition back to

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Speaker 2: single life with these idea Some people think it's a

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Speaker 11: We all know someone who's literally in a relationship because

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Speaker 3: But it's not because they don't they can't get bed

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Speaker 4: They can afford.

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Speaker 15: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Other people like Brooke are not fans of this. They

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Speaker 5: I record your friends a good impact.

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Speaker 4: Sure, I'll take him out drinking. We can go to Vegas.

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Speaker 4: We could do something to celebrate the end of it.

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Speaker 3: But like I'm buying you a blender. I'm sorry, familiar divorce.

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Speaker 2: One person joked you broke it, you buy it? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Gonna put it on my midlife crisis register. Coming up,

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Speaker 2: Laser Stories is happening. It's the radio segment that's starting

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Speaker 2: a new reality TV show called Animals Face Their Fears.

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Speaker 2: The first episode, a trough of pigs have to be

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Speaker 2: brave enough to walk across a flaming pit of bacon,

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Speaker 2: oh go die with their relatives' names written on it.

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Speaker 2: Some say it's cruel, some say it's delicious. Tune in

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Speaker 2: stories around the globe just like everyone else does. We've

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Speaker 12: Come on.

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Speaker 2: This first laser story is out of New York. As

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Speaker 2: orthopedic surgeon Andrew Bazos will be cruising at seventeen thousand

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Speaker 5: Wow, even sounds rich.

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Speaker 3: What's his name again, that Andrew Bazoso.

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Speaker 4: He gets really close to Bezos.

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Speaker 2: He's not going to be alone either. The aviation company

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Speaker 2: with days ago, people who want to catch the once

450
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Speaker 2: in a generation totally generation are shelling out four and

451
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Speaker 2: five figures for different exclusive experiences. In fact, forty three

452
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:56,280
Speaker 2: year old Donald Menstone has paid twenty thousand dollars to

453
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Speaker 2: the people at Coney Island so he can ride the

454
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Speaker 2: roller coaster all by himself for the five minutes. All

455
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Speaker 2: the eclipses happened like.

456
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Speaker 4: Upside down one time it goes through a tunnel.

457
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. How are you gonna

458
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Speaker 2: watch it from the roller coaster?

459
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:14,879
Speaker 4: And why do you have to be by yourself on

460
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Speaker 4: the roller coaster? Why can't other people be on the.

461
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Speaker 5: Roller making it go to the very top before it drops?

462
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Speaker 5: You stops it so you can do I don't know.

463
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Speaker 4: So many questions, but.

464
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Speaker 3: I did read that it'll be back in the United States.

465
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Speaker 3: You'll be able to see another full eclipse in like

466
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Speaker 3: twenty years.

467
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Speaker 2: Oh okay, I planned to be dead by then, so

468
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Speaker 2: the laser shories out of Munsey, Indiana. Imagine going for

469
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Speaker 2: a walk on a sunny spring day when suddenly you

470
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Speaker 2: get hit by something. Oh, then you look around and realize, oh,

471
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Speaker 2: it was a falling plane.

472
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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, knocked out. It's control plane.

473
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Speaker 2: A real plane, because, according to the Delaware County Sheriff's Department,

474
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Speaker 2: an older cut, We're out on a leisurely neighborhood stroll

475
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Speaker 2: when a private plane fell out of the sky and

476
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Speaker 2: crashed right on top of them.

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Speaker 12: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 5: God.

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Speaker 2: Even more shockingly, the couple, along with the pilot all survived.

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Speaker 4: So how was your day?

481
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Speaker 2: All?

482
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,360
Speaker 4: I got hit by a plane, the.

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Speaker 2: Chief deputy said in a press conference. They aren't sure

484
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Speaker 2: if the couple were actually hit by the plane itself

485
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Speaker 2: or just the falling debris from it.

486
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Speaker 4: I mean, does it matter, it's all the plane?

487
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 2: Yes, he added, quote that's a bad day. They're going

488
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Speaker 2: out doing some exercise, going for a walk. Next thing

489
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Speaker 2: you know, they're being struck by a plane. I would

490
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Speaker 2: not buy a lottery ticket if I was that. That's

491
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Speaker 2: his quote quote. All three people were rushed to the

492
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Speaker 2: hospital and they're miraculously in stable condition.

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Speaker 14: Whoa good I mean, I think that is lucky.

494
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Speaker 2: I would not call getting hit by a plane lucky.

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Speaker 13: Brook Well, it's a good truth in a lie story,

496
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Speaker 13: so true.

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Speaker 5: That's amazing.

498
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Speaker 2: This next laser stories out of tech trends science sure

499
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Speaker 2: has come a long way, and there's a report out

500
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Speaker 2: that says by the year twenty thirty two, people might

501
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Speaker 2: have the option of having their non dominant hand replaced

502
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Speaker 2: by a robotic hand. That'd be pretty cool.

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Speaker 5: That's so funny. Why I use it less?

504
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,120
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because it's a dumb hand that you can't

505
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Speaker 2: do a lot with, so you need to upgrade it

506
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Speaker 2: to something better.

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Speaker 4: It's very useful.

508
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Speaker 3: Just because it's a sidekick to my right hand doesn't

509
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Speaker 3: mean that it's not important.

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Speaker 2: Apparently, the surgery options nearing the trial stage and getting

511
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Speaker 2: a lot of buzz, so a question just went viral

512
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Speaker 2: about it, asking if you had a robotic hand, what

513
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:46,359
Speaker 2: gadget would you include?

514
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:49,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so that's an idea.

515
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:55,480
Speaker 2: Yes, here's the top five options. Number five powered screwdrivers

516
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Speaker 2: on your fingertips.

517
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Speaker 4: You know, though you still wouldn't have the right size

518
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Speaker 4: bit every time.

519
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,959
Speaker 2: Number four a flashlight in the palm of your hands

520
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Speaker 2: like iron Man's stock.

521
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Speaker 5: That's pretty cool.

522
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 2: Number three your robot hand would have retractable claws like

523
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Speaker 2: wolverine frightening shoot out from the knuckles.

524
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Speaker 4: Oh, you save so much money out a curlix.

525
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 3: I was taking a nice curly and iron on one

526
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Speaker 3: finger and then a blow.

527
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 4: Dryer on the ice.

528
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Speaker 10: I was thinking the wolverine could be chopsticks where I'm at.

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Speaker 4: You got to use your left hand. Then you still

530
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Speaker 4: can't do it.

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Speaker 7: I can't.

532
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Speaker 2: Number two an integrated smartphone with touch screen.

533
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Speaker 4: I mean it already doesn't leave our hands, so.

534
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Speaker 2: Well, now we can't drop it and break the screen.

535
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Speaker 4: That's true unless you fall.

536
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Speaker 2: Number one gadget that people say they'd like if they

537
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Speaker 2: ended up getting a robotic hand surgery in the future

538
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 2: is super strong grip. Never have a problem with a

539
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Speaker 2: pickle jar ever again all of them?

540
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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, that for it, Jeff pickle haands.

541
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Speaker 2: Let's go, Jessica, stop choking your brother with your sup

542
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,920
Speaker 2: This next laser stories out of hook Up Headquarters. A

543
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Speaker 2: new poll by the dating app Wingman found first dates

544
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 2: over video are now more popular than meeting up in person. Wow,

545
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,719
Speaker 2: at least for people under age thirty.

546
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Speaker 4: Really is that true?

547
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 2: Pole says. Singles between eighteen and twenty seven were asked

548
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Speaker 2: if their ideal first date would include getting together or

549
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:35,160
Speaker 2: just chatting on FaceTime or Zoom, and sixty five percent

550
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Speaker 2: chose the virtual option.

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Speaker 4: It's interesting though that you.

552
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Speaker 3: I mean like I could see chatting on zoom before

553
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Speaker 3: a first date, but that you would consider that your date.

554
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Speaker 4: You know what I mean.

555
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:48,120
Speaker 2: Here's the three main reasons. Number one, it's more efficient

556
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Speaker 2: and for young people, it's not weird at all because

557
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 2: Wingmen Time, Wingman's founder says, quote users in that younger

558
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Speaker 2: age group just absolutely don't bat an eye at it.

559
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Speaker 2: You can have a quick chat and see if there's

560
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Speaker 2: that spark.

561
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 4: Or just seeing if they're real.

562
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Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, you know.

563
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Speaker 2: Number two, it's cheaper than a real in person date.

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Speaker 5: You Yeah, but I thought that was the fun of it.

565
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:15,879
Speaker 5: It's like, hey, I'm going to spend money on you.

566
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:16,879
Speaker 4: I'm going to unless you do.

567
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 2: One of you might still buy dinner for the other though,

568
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:20,880
Speaker 2: and have a door dash to them.

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Speaker 5: See that's what I can do, Okay.

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00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 2: And finally, number three, a lot of young people say

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Speaker 2: they feel intimidated face to face.

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00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:32,920
Speaker 4: Now kind of socialized. I mean, I do try to

573
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Speaker 4: make eye contact with people in their twenties and it's

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Speaker 4: very I hate it.

575
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:37,199
Speaker 16: I don't like it.

576
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 4: For the playoff.

577
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Speaker 2: They feel more like themselves when they're on zoom or

578
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 2: on face time. And if things ever get awkward, you

579
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 2: don't have to make small talk until the bill comes.

580
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 2: You just hang up quickly block them and got.

581
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 5: Them the bills coming and call I suck.

582
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:55,400
Speaker 2: It's that easy. I know. This guy also prefers face time,

583
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 2: but it's a little bit different because he just calls

584
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 2: himself so he can always be back into the most

585
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 2: handsome guy in the room. And then he ghosts himself afterwards. Okay,

586
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,479
Speaker 2: that means lays of stories has come to an end

587
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 2: for the day. We'll do it again the same time on.

588
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 12: Friday, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

589
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:17,119
Speaker 2: Why does it feel like in the dating world there's

590
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:21,920
Speaker 2: zero effort happening. Nobody wants to plan out nice dates anymore.

591
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 2: Nobody's pulling out chairs and opening doors. You consider it

592
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 2: a win if they just remember your first name.

593
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 3: They got it close, right, Yeah, yeah, it start with

594
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Speaker 3: a J.

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00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 4: Yeah. At least that's.

596
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 2: Effort in zero effort right now. But when it comes

597
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 2: to cheating, oh man, people go above and beyond that.

598
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 2: They will book secret flights for their side piece. They'll

599
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 2: buy multiple burner phones and set up separate Amazon Prime

600
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 2: accounts to buy them gifts.

601
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 5: All of a sudden you got money.

602
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 2: They'll even drive out to a remote atm so they

603
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 2: can pay for dinner and all cash and not leave

604
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 2: a credit card record.

605
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 1: Hey, you guys, take.

606
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 11: Canadian just a case.

607
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 2: Cheaters put in more effort than anyone. It's almost romantic

608
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 2: even Yet, you're gonna hear some real life stories about

609
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 2: cheaters who, despite all of their efforts, just couldn't pull

610
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 2: it off. But it's a brand new Busted coming up.

611
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 6: Sneaky husbands, two lives, boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends. They

612
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 6: thought they could get away with that, but now they're

613
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 6: about to get busted.

614
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 2: It's so weird. Having one cheat day a week on

615
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 2: your diet is considered totally acceptable, but you have one

616
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 2: cheat day a year on your significant other. Suddenly this

617
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 2: spouskets all bent out of shape.

618
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 3: Where's the line around with the donut, Jeff, there's an issue.

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Speaker 2: We live in a strange, rule confusing world. Luckily there

620
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 2: is a source of hope. It's this segment called Busted,

621
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 2: where you can share how you caught your dumb X

622
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,479
Speaker 2: having an unauthorized cheat day and feel a little bit

623
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 2: better about it. You got a few listeners ready to

624
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 2: tell us their stories. We're going to start with Regina,

625
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 2: tell us how you busted your significant other.

626
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 17: So I was getting my hair done and I always

627
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 17: gospied my hairstylist about my dating life.

628
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 5: Yes, hairstyles are like therapists.

629
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 4: I mean for men too, right, I guess for all

630
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:27,239
Speaker 4: of us.

631
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 2: No, I'm like, none of your business. Don't ask me

632
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 2: personal questions. I did. I paid to make sure that

633
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 2: I didn't talk.

634
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 9: That there's silence.

635
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 11: We're talking all day long.

636
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 4: He likes to bottle things up and not let it out.

637
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 4: So you have a healthier situation.

638
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 2: I get why you would like to share with you

639
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 2: with your hairstylist.

640
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:48,120
Speaker 9: Okay, Well I talked him on and so I was

641
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 9: telling her all about my news Jay and right outside

642
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 9: the studio. The last time I got my hair done there,

643
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 9: it was like, I don't know, a month ago, and

644
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 9: I was telling her where it took me to dinner,

645
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 9: and I just check off from there and like now

646
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 9: we're exclusive and we have labels, and she was like, oh,

647
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 9: show me a picture. Wow, because you know I think

648
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 9: he's cue. I think he's a.

649
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 4: You gotta share a picture.

650
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 9: Well, she told me, you're not going to believe this,

651
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 9: but I just had a client in earlier today telling

652
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 9: me the exact same story and shot that same.

653
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 5: Picture the same thing for every girl.

654
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

655
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 9: Another stylist came over and was like, wait, is it

656
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 9: this guy again, and like one of her clients is dating.

657
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 2: I'm also like another one.

658
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 9: So at least three. Maybe you just really likes women

659
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,480
Speaker 9: with freshly cut hair.

660
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 12: There.

661
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 2: Maybe it's a group of triplets though that hang out

662
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 2: three different guys and they just all look exactly the

663
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 2: same brain.

664
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 4: That's usually what it is, usually good.

665
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 2: So Regina, maybe you need to do some research before

666
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:57,720
Speaker 2: you come on our show.

667
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 11: Check yourself.

668
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 2: Okay, let's keep going. I'm sorry that happened. Let's keep going.

669
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 2: To Sean tell us how you busted your significant other.

670
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 18: Yeah, so I was dating this girl for us like

671
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 18: five months, and you know, if I'm being completely honest,

672
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 18: I wasn't really feeling it right.

673
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, You're always like thinking like maybe something will happen

674
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Speaker 3: that makes me fully Yeah, and I don't have any

675
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 3: other better options.

676
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 18: Yeah, that's kind of where it was. And she was

677
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 18: cute and all that, so we just kept on dating.

678
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 18: And one day she's being distant and this is on me.

679
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 18: But I started looking at an online dating site, and you.

680
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 4: Know, did you bust yourself?

681
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 16: No?

682
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 18: I hopped on this app, and of course, who do

683
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 18: I come across but my girlfriend.

684
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 4: I love and she's on.

685
00:32:58,680 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 2: Space.

686
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, did you confront her too?

687
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 16: Well?

688
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 18: I swiped, I swiped to see if it was really her.

689
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 18: We matched, and I almost immediately got a message from

690
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 18: her saying we should break up.

691
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 2: How could you be on this dating and.

692
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 4: I mean it's like, who do you blame in this situation?

693
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 15: Too?

694
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 4: And you both thought it?

695
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 2: What did you say back?

696
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 18: I mean the answer was yes, clearly we were both

697
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 18: like halfway out the door.

698
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 4: The algorithm said, you should have been a good match.

699
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 18: Yeah, it shows you how much the algorithm knows.

700
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 2: All right, we have time for one more. Let's go

701
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 2: to Madeline and tell us how you busted your significant other.

702
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 19: So I have a tesla and I let my boyfriend.

703
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 19: Yeah I know you, and I let my boyfriend borrow

704
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 19: it sometimes. Well, one day I get back from being

705
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 19: out of town and I get into the tesla and

706
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 19: it's just dirty like food.

707
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:01,840
Speaker 12: And drinks and.

708
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,239
Speaker 19: And so like the two of us get into an

709
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 19: argument because I told him, don't let your friends do.

710
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 4: That you know, like or clean up after them, like

711
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 4: that's you're not somebody's mom.

712
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 19: Yeah exactly, And then he goes he swears that he

713
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 19: didn't drive them. They were never in the car.

714
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 2: So that made the mess, right, Okay?

715
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 4: Confused?

716
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,800
Speaker 19: So I go and I like pull up the tesla

717
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 19: recorded footage.

718
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 2: All right, yeah, I forgot that always.

719
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 8: Yeah, what do I see this?

720
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,720
Speaker 19: Him drive to a house that I've never seen before.

721
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:44,399
Speaker 19: He gets out and these three kids start running up

722
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 19: and hugging him, and like there's no audio or anything,

723
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:52,880
Speaker 19: but it's so clear that they are calling him dad.

724
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:55,320
Speaker 15: Yes.

725
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,919
Speaker 19: And then I see him go up and kiss a woman,

726
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 19: and so I'm like, oh, he's got a whole family, explain.

727
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 4: The random Tesla that he's driving.

728
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 19: While so they must think that he has a Tesla

729
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 19: but that's not his. And so I was just like, nope, done.

730
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,439
Speaker 2: So was the kids and their happy meals that made

731
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 2: the mess in your car? Did you have them come

732
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:20,839
Speaker 2: and clean it up?

733
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 4: I did not know that man is back to driving

734
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 4: the minivan.

735
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 19: Yeah exactly, and are doing just fine.

736
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 12: I know.

737
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 2: Hit up our text board by the way at seventy

738
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 2: five night too. If you have a funny story about

739
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 2: how you caught your ex cheating. You could be on

740
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,359
Speaker 2: the next edition of Busted. We got your phone tab

741
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:40,919
Speaker 2: coming up.

742
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:42,760
Speaker 12: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

743
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:46,319
Speaker 2: You guys ever feel like customer service isn't what it

744
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 2: used to be. Kind of everybody's done over texts or apps.

745
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:53,319
Speaker 2: I have to talk to one chat bot so she

746
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 2: can pass me along to the supervising chat bot. He

747
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 2: passes me up to the corporate chat bob. Look, we

748
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 2: hear Broke and Jeffrey are committed to doing things the

749
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,720
Speaker 2: right way, like in today's prank phone call, because sure,

750
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 2: this lady made her dinner reservation over an app, but

751
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 2: we're gonna call her in person to confirm it and

752
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:14,800
Speaker 2: then annoy the crap out of her with the best

753
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 2: customer service that she's never asked for. Got it for you,

754
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 2: it's your phone tap right now?

755
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:26,280
Speaker 12: Hello?

756
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 11: Hi?

757
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 19: Is this Justine yes speaking?

758
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 11: Is this hello? I'm from Open Table. My name's Peter Pants.

759
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:36,360
Speaker 2: How are you today?

760
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,839
Speaker 13: Oh, Open Table?

761
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 9: I'm okay.

762
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 11: I am just calling to confirm your dinner reservation for

763
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,799
Speaker 11: tomorrow night at Tavern, one of the best restaurants in

764
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 11: the city.

765
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 5: At six thirty pm.

766
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 2: It looks like, yeah, wonderful.

767
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 9: I actually didn't know you guys called to confirm.

768
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 13: I thought it was handled through tech message.

769
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 11: It's actually a news service. I mean it is a

770
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:01,280
Speaker 11: little old school.

771
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 2: But I like old school.

772
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 9: Okay, yeah, okay.

773
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 11: All right, well I will pass on the information to

774
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 11: the restaurant. You are all confirmed and good to go,

775
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 11: and you have a wonderful meal.

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00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 9: Thank you too.

777
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 2: I'm sorry I cut you off. What you say, I just.

778
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 18: Said, thank you, have a great day.

779
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 11: Oh gosh, you too. I'm blushing. Hello, Hi Justine, this

780
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:30,280
Speaker 11: is Peter Pants again.

781
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:32,359
Speaker 7: Hi.

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00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 20: Ay, Hey, So when I was on the phone with

783
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 20: the restaurant, they said I was talking a little too

784
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 20: much and gabbing whatever. Apparently they missed another phone call

785
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:43,879
Speaker 20: while I was on the phone with them.

786
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 2: Was that Was that you a chance?

787
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:46,439
Speaker 21: No?

788
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:47,840
Speaker 12: We confirmed.

789
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 11: That's what I thought. I just thought maybe you tried

790
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,759
Speaker 11: to go around me to cancel your own reservation. Like

791
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:55,720
Speaker 11: you know, if you want to do that, that's fine.

792
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 11: I won't be mad.

793
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 15: I'll be there.

794
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 11: But if you do anything, I can handle it. Just

795
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,800
Speaker 11: want you to know that because this is my job.

796
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 2: Okay, I love doing it.

797
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,839
Speaker 9: Well, I don't need you to do it. So we're

798
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 9: all set. I'm set for my reservation.

799
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 13: Thank you for checking before, and you don't need to

800
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 13: call back again.

801
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 2: Ali's just kidding, Okay, I have I have things to do.

802
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 2: Oh you have things to do, so do I.

803
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 11: I got a lot of restaurants that i'm calling confirming

804
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,799
Speaker 11: changing stuff. I can tell you about it some time

805
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 11: if you want. I mean, there's a lot of interac

806
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 11: I'm good.

807
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 9: I don't need any more confirmation calls. I don't need

808
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 9: any more conversation.

809
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 13: I'm really excited about my dinner, and I hope you

810
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:33,359
Speaker 13: have a great day.

811
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 2: Well I have.

812
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 11: I salute to you, ma'am, General Sergeant Justine. Right to business. Sorry, Hello, Hi,

813
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 11: it's Peter Pants again.

814
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 9: Oh my god, I'm not canceling. Please stop calling me.

815
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 11: I actually have an update for you. I wanted to

816
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 11: let you know. One of the waiters that the restaurant

817
00:38:58,600 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 11: is called in sick for tomorrow night.

818
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 9: Well, I'm sure someone will fill going around.

819
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:04,839
Speaker 11: I may have it too.

820
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:07,319
Speaker 19: I hope you feel better.

821
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:08,359
Speaker 4: I'll be there.

822
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 9: I hope you bye.

823
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 11: I know it's going to affect your reservation. That's the

824
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 11: third best server in the restaurant, and you may not

825
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 11: get the service you were expecting.

826
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 9: I'm sure I'll be satisfied. I just want my meal,

827
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 9: and you don't have any reason to call me back.

828
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 11: Oh bye, gowing up please. I have a second piece

829
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,880
Speaker 11: of news. It turns out the restaurants putting their chocolate

830
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:29,360
Speaker 11: sup fla back on the menu tonight.

831
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,279
Speaker 9: Well, I can find that out when I get there.

832
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 2: So no, you don't understand.

833
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:34,319
Speaker 11: This happens once a year.

834
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 9: Wow, you'll have to order you twenty.

835
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:37,919
Speaker 11: Minutes in advance. You have to know that now.

836
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:38,760
Speaker 9: I don't care.

837
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:42,279
Speaker 15: Oh okay, I don't care about the chocolate soup a.

838
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 3: I'll figure it out when i'm there.

839
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 16: You know, I don't want to.

840
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 8: Be on this phone call anymore.

841
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 11: I wouldn't either. I'm more of a krumber leg guy myself.

842
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,839
Speaker 5: Hey bye, a great day.

843
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 11: Before you go, I do need to let you know

844
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 11: that the reservation has changed from two to three people.

845
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 8: Now what are you talking about.

846
00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 9: I'm the one who knows how many people are coming

847
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 9: to my dinner.

848
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 10: You wouldn't know because I just added myself Peter Pants

849
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 10: at the table.

850
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 19: You are not coming to my dinner?

851
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 10: Well, your husband, Rudy said I could, and he also

852
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 10: said he wanted all of us to spoon feed each

853
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 10: other chocolate soufle But that was a small side note.

854
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 9: Who are you?

855
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:18,760
Speaker 21: This is this is crazy.

856
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 11: My name is jose from Brick and Jeffrey. In the morning,

857
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 11: we're doing a phone tap on you you're radio.

858
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 7: Wow, that was a lot.

859
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 11: I'm so sorry. Your husband, Rudy set you up. He

860
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 11: said your anniversary dinner's coming up, and.

861
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:38,920
Speaker 8: Well, I'm very excited about the dinner.

862
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 19: That was really difficult to deal with.

863
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 11: Well, it's pretty rude that he phone tapped you on

864
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,319
Speaker 11: the radio for all these people to hear. You may

865
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 11: want to cancel your reservation.

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00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,359
Speaker 2: Oh I can do that if.

867
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 9: You'd like it.

868
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 5: Or I can confirm it.

869
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,240
Speaker 11: I can confirm you want me to reconfirm. We've confirmed

870
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 11: five times already, but I can confirm one case.

871
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 15: Look, I know this is a joke, but I I

872
00:40:58,120 --> 00:40:58,880
Speaker 15: really don't ever.

873
00:40:58,719 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 9: Want to talk to you again.

874
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,400
Speaker 11: Okay, silly, we don't have to talk on the phone anymore.

875
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,880
Speaker 11: We're gonna have dinner tomorrow. I'll see you at the

876
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 11: restaurant six thirty.

877
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 16: Oh my god.

878
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,840
Speaker 12: Weake up Every morning was foom taps weekday mornings on

879
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 12: the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

880
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 2: What's the secret to never getting ghosted?

881
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 12: No?

882
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:23,399
Speaker 2: No, no, no no no no no stop stop stop

883
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,799
Speaker 2: the man. Not that kind of ghosting. I mean never

884
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:28,319
Speaker 2: getting ghosted for a date.

885
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:30,319
Speaker 5: Oh yes, I still don't know that.

886
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 2: I didn't think there was one perfect answer for that.

887
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 2: One of our listeners says he's figured it out. After

888
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 2: years of trial and air. He found a way to

889
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:44,359
Speaker 2: guarantee he never gets ghosted again. Wow. And it's been

890
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 2: working for him until he met one woman that broke

891
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 2: the trend. Wow, you're gonna hear his sneaky dating technique

892
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 2: to guarantee himself more dates in your brand new Second

893
00:41:56,040 --> 00:42:02,279
Speaker 2: Date Update, Next Second Date Update. We talk a lot

894
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 2: about how hard it is in the dating world right now,

895
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 2: especially for guys to just get a pretty girl to

896
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 2: agree to a date. But you know something we rarely

897
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 2: talk about. What that could be even more difficult is

898
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 2: successfully locking down that second date all on your own,

899
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 2: because maybe you just got lucky on the first one.

900
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,799
Speaker 2: She was feeling hungry that night and just needed a

901
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 2: free meal. She was bored and was willing to lower

902
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 2: her standards just for a funny story. To laugh about

903
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 2: with all of her hot, judgmental friends. One of our

904
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 2: listeners told us that over the last year he's been

905
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,760
Speaker 2: mixing it up in the dating pool, trying all sorts

906
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 2: of ways to secure himself that second date. But his

907
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,919
Speaker 2: latest foolproof plan doesn't seem to be working anymore, which

908
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 2: is why he's on the phone with us right now.

909
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 4: Makes him the fool of the fool proof plan.

910
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 2: It sounds like, okay, well, Jared Brook has already called

911
00:42:55,800 --> 00:43:00,320
Speaker 2: you a fool before you've even said a word congratulations.

912
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 4: That's not what I meant, buddy.

913
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 2: I mean, I.

914
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,879
Speaker 3: Mean, if you call it fool proof and it doesn't work,

915
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:10,360
Speaker 3: there's only one part that ends up true in that statement.

916
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 5: Yeah.

917
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:14,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome to the show man. How you doing, don't

918
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 2: get man?

919
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:15,359
Speaker 16: How you guys doing?

920
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 1: All right?

921
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 4: You got positive attitude still, that's a good thing.

922
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:18,399
Speaker 12: Yeah.

923
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 2: So your email says that you're going out on a

924
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 2: lot of dates and you're trying these strategies to make

925
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,319
Speaker 2: sure that you can secure another one. What are you doing?

926
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,879
Speaker 16: Yeah, it'd be like so frustrating and trying to get

927
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:29,799
Speaker 16: like a second date like they have a good first one.

928
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:32,479
Speaker 16: And then so as I start talking about the second

929
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 16: and a lot of times I just get ghosted and

930
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 16: then I was like, okay, well, at the end of

931
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,360
Speaker 16: the first day of like shake on it, it's like

932
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:42,799
Speaker 16: good eye contact. Hey, we're going to meet, let's do

933
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 16: a second.

934
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 4: Date like a business contract.

935
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 17: Right.

936
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 21: Well, I'm just like trying to get that genuine vibe.

937
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 4: Going, you know.

938
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 3: Okay, that's okay, this was working well, Alexis.

939
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 2: You don't like the business handshake at the end of

940
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:55,759
Speaker 2: a date.

941
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 13: No, why don't that business handshakes ever?

942
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 4: Period? What if you change it to a pink swear?

943
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,359
Speaker 4: Would you be more into that? Slightly better?

944
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:02,600
Speaker 15: Yeah?

945
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 4: Some rock paper sissors again?

946
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,240
Speaker 2: What about mouth kiss to lock in.

947
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 4: That second dish doesn't lock in anything?

948
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:12,879
Speaker 2: The tongues maybe for a second. I don't know, I'm

949
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 2: not doing this.

950
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 16: Actually, it's plain that you mentioned pinky promise, because that's.

951
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:18,839
Speaker 21: That's what I went with, because that's safere.

952
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:19,839
Speaker 2: You know, Oh really you did.

953
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 21: I was like, Yo, pinky promise, But I'm like playful

954
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:22,799
Speaker 21: with it, you.

955
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:23,760
Speaker 5: Know, Okay?

956
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:27,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, is the pinky promise working better than the handshake?

957
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 3: What's our like percentage of success right here?

958
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 2: Yeah?

959
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 21: So I've tried it three times, even one of them

960
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 21: actually turned into a pretty like decent relationship.

961
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 3: Okay, so that's why you're confused why it didn't work,

962
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:39,920
Speaker 3: because it worked the first three times.

963
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,880
Speaker 16: I see, and now he's the only one did not

964
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:42,319
Speaker 16: do it.

965
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:45,479
Speaker 4: So who's who's this girl who's bucking the trends? What's

966
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:45,839
Speaker 4: her name?

967
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 16: Her name is Mona?

968
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, tell us about the date, because that could

969
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 2: give us some clues for how this went. Did you

970
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 2: guys go to PF Chang's?

971
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 4: Why is so specific.

972
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 2: Because those are where my parents like to take me

973
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,880
Speaker 2: when we do our pinky promise no boot.

974
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 3: Like that fancy fancy Yeah it's awesome.

975
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 2: Uh huh yeah you've probably never been. Your parents take

976
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 2: you to like what Denny's or something?

977
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know.

978
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 4: The Missouri Mule.

979
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 11: Sometimes even worse.

980
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,440
Speaker 2: Ye, where did you go for your date? Jared?

981
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 16: Yeah, so we went to this, uh this gold cart place?

982
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 12: Oh so fun.

983
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 4: I love go carts for your day.

984
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 13: It's like ChIL go carts, like the ones we have

985
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,840
Speaker 13: to wear a helmet because they go in a full suit.

986
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 16: Yeah, it was more like the high octing when I

987
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 16: had like windy tracks and stuff.

988
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's awesome. That's a fun date because it's

989
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 4: a little competitive. You're all trying something new. You got

990
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 4: some adrenaline going. Were you super competitive with her? Is

991
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 4: that maybe an issue?

992
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 16: No, I try to like lighting it up. I was like, yeah,

993
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:48,799
Speaker 16: we should do a shot for every lap we do.

994
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:51,120
Speaker 16: I was kidding, but I would have done it just

995
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:52,759
Speaker 16: I was just trying to see what you would say.

996
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:55,719
Speaker 3: You know, they frowned, probably drinking even if the last

997
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 3: you do a lot?

998
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:58,319
Speaker 16: No, yeah, we did a lot.

999
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:01,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, you like poisoning.

1000
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 2: Trying to figure out how did she react to your joke?

1001
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:06,839
Speaker 16: He was like, oh, I don't think they let us

1002
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 16: do that.

1003
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:08,319
Speaker 21: She just kind of laughed it off.

1004
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, which is what the point was, right, But

1005
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 3: the business, did you guys squeeze.

1006
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 4: In dinner or drinks after the go carts? Or was

1007
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 4: the go carts in?

1008
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 2: No?

1009
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:21,319
Speaker 21: We we did go carts and then afterwards we did

1010
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 21: a little some hamburgers and milkshakes, and we did that.

1011
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 16: We're there for like an hour and then headed out.

1012
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 3: Okay, did this pinky swear feel different than the other

1013
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,840
Speaker 3: pinky swears? Like, did you notice if she was crossing

1014
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 3: her fingers with the other hand while she did it.

1015
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:36,400
Speaker 4: That's important.

1016
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 21: No, I didn't know see something like that, So I

1017
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 21: said'm kind of confused. That seemed from my I thought

1018
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 21: we had a good time, okay.

1019
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:46,360
Speaker 2: And so you pinky promised to see each other again.

1020
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 2: She has not followed through on the promise. So the

1021
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:51,400
Speaker 2: real question is when we call her now, should we

1022
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 2: do double pinky promises to really lock it in, we

1023
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 2: call the.

1024
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 5: Police and arrest her for breaking the contract.

1025
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 4: Obviously she we have to cut her pinky off. That's

1026
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 4: the whole point of the pros.

1027
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, so he just gotta let her know, say, audios,

1028
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 3: was it right hand.

1029
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:05,919
Speaker 4: Or left hand?

1030
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:08,280
Speaker 2: That's right. I forgot about the rules of pinky promising.

1031
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 2: So we're gonna go get our machetes ready, we'll sharpen

1032
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 2: them up, and then we'll come back and we'll call

1033
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:13,360
Speaker 2: Mona for you.

1034
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 15: Cool.

1035
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,279
Speaker 16: No, no, yeah, that's cool. But yeah, that's not like

1036
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 16: a like a real thing that they only cut off

1037
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 16: your pinky finger for the pomise, right, They don't do that.

1038
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 2: No, No, on this show, we do.

1039
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:23,760
Speaker 4: I've never broken a pinky promise before.

1040
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, we take it very very seriously, Jared, So Mona's

1041
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:29,840
Speaker 2: gonna go out with you, or she's gonna pay the

1042
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 2: price with your second date. Update right after this hold

1043
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 2: on second date update. Oh, the pinky promise. It's a

1044
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 2: sacred ritual that dates back hundreds, if not thousands of years.

1045
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 4: That's right.

1046
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 2: All the greatest rulers in history have used it to

1047
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 2: achieve victory. Julius Caesar did it, Genghis Khan, Joey Chestnut.

1048
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:57,880
Speaker 2: Even Pinky swore right before he downed sixty eight and

1049
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 2: a half hot dogs at Coney Island. Take home the crowds.

1050
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 4: It's beautiful.

1051
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:06,880
Speaker 2: But recently somebody broke the eternal bonding promise of the

1052
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:11,839
Speaker 2: pinky Jared's date Mona because she promised that she would

1053
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 2: see him again after they went go karting together. But

1054
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 2: clearly the power of the pinky means nothing to her.

1055
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:22,360
Speaker 2: And today, Pink, we want some answers on Jared's behalf.

1056
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:25,840
Speaker 3: I want some blood, Jeff, take that pinky off.

1057
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,880
Speaker 2: Pinky, promise that you'll give the man a chance this

1058
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,400
Speaker 2: time and not turn on him the instant. Another females

1059
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 2: on the phone.

1060
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:35,359
Speaker 4: I don't like to make promises I can't keep, so.

1061
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:39,839
Speaker 2: Maybe okay, yeah, Jared, we got a maybe Brooke will

1062
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 2: be on your side?

1063
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, yeah, I just don't know what else he's done.

1064
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 4: You know, you got to hear both sides of the story.

1065
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 4: One side right now. I'm all for Jared all on

1066
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 4: his side.

1067
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm like saying yes to the terms and conditions

1068
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:54,719
Speaker 2: without even reading yes.

1069
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 3: It sounds like Jared is right no matter what this

1070
00:48:58,840 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 3: woman has to say.

1071
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:01,879
Speaker 2: All right, Jared, let's call her. Here we go.

1072
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 9: I don't even tell you guys to talk about, but yeah,

1073
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 9: let's do it.

1074
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:07,920
Speaker 6: Up.

1075
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 2: Thank you for your contribution. Let's call this woman.

1076
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:18,240
Speaker 8: Hello?

1077
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 2: Hi? Is this Mona?

1078
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:21,439
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1079
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 4: Does this she? Aren't you? Friendly?

1080
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 2: Friendly? The person who is speaking right now is the

1081
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 2: lead host of a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey

1082
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 2: in the Morning. Why didn't my other host laugh when

1083
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:37,160
Speaker 2: I said that that's a weird way. That's my title?

1084
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 4: Okay, Hi, Mona.

1085
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 5: Hi, that's your lead hosts.

1086
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:50,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're all co hosts together on Brook and Jeffrey

1087
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 2: in the Morning, and we're doing a segment right now

1088
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 2: called a second Date Update.

1089
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 8: Have you ever heard a lot of people.

1090
00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:59,840
Speaker 2: We're trying to do something where we're helping one of

1091
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 2: our listeners to get a second date with you because

1092
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 2: he had such a nice time when you hung out.

1093
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 2: Originally his name is Jared.

1094
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:15,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, that's like Jared planned an awesome date for

1095
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 4: you both.

1096
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 2: What does mean?

1097
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 17: I guess, like, did he tell you that we had

1098
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 17: gone go karting?

1099
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't like that.

1100
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:32,800
Speaker 8: I like soule phone on paper on paper?

1101
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:38,279
Speaker 4: What happened in real life? Helmets? Because I'm with you.

1102
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, we heard about most of the date from Jared,

1103
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:45,480
Speaker 2: and the highlights were go cards, there were burgers and milkshakes.

1104
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,840
Speaker 2: And then at the very end, this is kind of controversial,

1105
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:51,000
Speaker 2: you pinky promised him that you would see him a

1106
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 2: second time out right, Well, I mean, you're kind of

1107
00:50:55,080 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 2: a liar and we're trying to fix why.

1108
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 17: Well, I don't know if we can count that pinky

1109
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:06,960
Speaker 17: promise because I kind of like I had kind of

1110
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,280
Speaker 17: maneuver myself out of it because.

1111
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 9: Well, it was.

1112
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 17: Like he hooked the pinky, but then he also like

1113
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:18,400
Speaker 17: pulled me in and tries to go in for a kiss.

1114
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:23,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone does I think he meant a kiss on

1115
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 3: the hand or a kiss on the mouse.

1116
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:30,720
Speaker 5: Mouse, That's not what I was talking about.

1117
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 3: Wait, did he misread the moment because it sounds like

1118
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 3: kind of a cute moment for a first kiss.

1119
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 17: I mean, it was cute, but maybe it's just a

1120
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 17: little cringe because I was like, is that your move?

1121
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:41,479
Speaker 17: Is that what you do?

1122
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 4: Did you kiss him? Or did you not kiss him?

1123
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:44,320
Speaker 4: He didn't tell us.

1124
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 9: I had to swerve or curve.

1125
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:49,480
Speaker 3: Well is it wait though, is it because you don't

1126
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 3: kiss on a first date or is it because you

1127
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:52,040
Speaker 3: don't want to kiss him?

1128
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:54,360
Speaker 13: Well?

1129
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 17: I think like the bigger ick was a little bit

1130
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,240
Speaker 17: before that, so I think it was insulting injury.

1131
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 2: He wasn't gonna get a kiss no matter what at

1132
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 2: that point, I don't.

1133
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:05,360
Speaker 4: Think, so it was a bigger it.

1134
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:10,279
Speaker 8: Okay, so I know how this will sound. I'm not

1135
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:18,319
Speaker 8: a mean or shallow person, like I'm promised, but we

1136
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 8: were We were go karting, right, so we had like

1137
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:24,719
Speaker 8: the full get up and everything, and it's just like Jared.

1138
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:29,239
Speaker 19: Just looked really kind of dumb, like the whole time.

1139
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 5: I see that.

1140
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:33,920
Speaker 2: It was kind of a.

1141
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 19: Big turn off.

1142
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 8: And then we even took like a fealthy and he

1143
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:38,760
Speaker 8: had his helmet on still.

1144
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 17: So it's like it's like every time I think about him,

1145
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 17: I think about him, and.

1146
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 5: It happens all the all the reasons.

1147
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:48,280
Speaker 4: I don't think that's shallow. I just think that's.

1148
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 10: One thing could happen and you just look at someone

1149
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 10: a completely different But what about you.

1150
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:53,880
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure that you didn't look like perfect

1151
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:55,960
Speaker 2: in your go kart helmets.

1152
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 8: Like, to be fair, it's a little hard, but I

1153
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:02,279
Speaker 8: took the I'm kind of adjusted right, like you could

1154
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 8: fit it properly. I'll put my hair in a way

1155
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:05,719
Speaker 8: that it would stop out.

1156
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:06,400
Speaker 19: Kind of cute.

1157
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 3: I mean, it's something you couldn't get over, though, Like

1158
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 3: you can't unsee it, Like.

1159
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 13: You shouldn't see him in a go car helmet that

1160
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 13: often after this, right, you.

1161
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:17,040
Speaker 8: Know, it's just it's looms so big in my in

1162
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 8: my mind.

1163
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 17: And so yeah, I know I feel bad because he's

1164
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:23,400
Speaker 17: been texting and I guess I did pinky promise.

1165
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:24,359
Speaker 8: But it's just.

1166
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 2: So basically, you look super cute in your racing helmet

1167
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:33,359
Speaker 2: and he looks super stupid in it. So he is

1168
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:35,240
Speaker 2: not boyfriend material for that reason.

1169
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 4: He's not second date materially. Here to that yet, that's

1170
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 4: a long way down the road.

1171
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 2: You know, it's a little harsh to my ears, but

1172
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 2: my ears aren't the ones that matter really. Jared is

1173
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 2: the one. He's probably going through it the most because

1174
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,400
Speaker 2: he's on the other line right now listening to this conversation.

1175
00:53:51,920 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 17: Oh my gosh, no, that's not nice, he said, wasn't

1176
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 17: very nice.

1177
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 2: But let's helmets ugly, she said, stupid. Big difference, Jared,

1178
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 2: are you there?

1179
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 16: Are you serious?

1180
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:16,880
Speaker 21: I look dumb in a go cart helmet and ask why,

1181
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:18,160
Speaker 21: Oh my god.

1182
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:20,839
Speaker 8: I'm so sorry.

1183
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:24,560
Speaker 16: We're riding go carts. Everybody looks stupid and.

1184
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 21: Like an idiot writing.

1185
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 8: Do you think you were pulling it off?

1186
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:34,880
Speaker 16: You know, I didn't care how I looked. I was

1187
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 16: excited to get on the gold cart and go around

1188
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:38,839
Speaker 16: to do laft. I didn't like.

1189
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:42,320
Speaker 21: It's not this is the Daytona five hundred. I don't know,

1190
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:44,880
Speaker 21: like I don't have to look you know, cool?

1191
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:46,480
Speaker 17: Okay, I know.

1192
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 2: You actually would look pretty cool if you were written

1193
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 2: the Daytona.

1194
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:53,319
Speaker 3: I think the point is is you found a guy

1195
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:56,600
Speaker 3: who's willing to look dumb and do fun things like

1196
00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:59,440
Speaker 3: that's really what you want in that partner.

1197
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 2: And he's presumably not going to be wearing a helmet

1198
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 2: the whole time that you guys date.

1199
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:08,480
Speaker 17: Yeah, but guys, I'm looking at the Selty picture right

1200
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:11,120
Speaker 17: now and he just looks so dumb.

1201
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 2: Deleted a photoshop it so he doesn't look anymore. Put

1202
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:17,560
Speaker 2: a nice head of hair on top of him.

1203
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:19,480
Speaker 18: I took off the helmet and I look good to what.

1204
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 8: Oh the image has been burned into my brain.

1205
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 9: It's like forever associated. I'm sorry.

1206
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:30,520
Speaker 2: Well, we'd love to get the opportunity to burn a

1207
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:33,759
Speaker 2: brand new image into your b with no helmet on

1208
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:35,400
Speaker 2: his head, because we're going to offer to send you

1209
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:37,439
Speaker 2: on another date, and we'd pay for it.

1210
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:39,240
Speaker 16: And you pinky promise that's sacred.

1211
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:43,839
Speaker 4: You should give him another chance. He's a funny guy.

1212
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,520
Speaker 2: Don't unleash the wrath of the pinky gods on yourself.

1213
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:52,959
Speaker 18: Are feel bad, Jared? I mean if your ego is im.

1214
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:58,960
Speaker 2: Groused that badly, I mean, stop looking at the picture.

1215
00:55:59,000 --> 00:55:59,480
Speaker 2: Delete it.

1216
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 11: Oh my god, I think you can take a beating, Jared.

1217
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:04,759
Speaker 4: Tell her why she should.

1218
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:08,240
Speaker 21: Say yes, because you know, besides, then you look at Dominah,

1219
00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:10,200
Speaker 21: how we had a good time even after we had it,

1220
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:12,920
Speaker 21: when we had molk chasing burgers. You were laughing and

1221
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 21: having fun. We had a good time, you know.

1222
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:19,600
Speaker 17: Yes, I was a lyricly My mind was taken off

1223
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:22,040
Speaker 17: of the helmet for a little moment, so I think

1224
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:23,400
Speaker 17: maybe it could happen again.

1225
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:30,480
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, that's a yes then yay, yes, yes, yeah,

1226
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:33,560
Speaker 2: that's what I thought. Pinky promise has been restored.

1227
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:35,880
Speaker 5: We can put the machety away, all right.

1228
00:56:35,719 --> 00:56:37,759
Speaker 2: And make sure you burn any headgear that you own

1229
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:38,239
Speaker 2: right now.

1230
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:42,960
Speaker 4: He's like concussions, it doesn't matter anymore.

1231
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:45,439
Speaker 16: Now I'm gonna wear a cowboy hat.

1232
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:48,440
Speaker 4: That's a bold choice.

1233
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:50,799
Speaker 8: Oh I don't know if you can pull that off.

1234
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:55,279
Speaker 2: All right, No country bars. Good luck you, Brook and

1235
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:59,879
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning, moving five. Oh man, I missed up.

1236
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:02,160
Speaker 4: Why did you mess up before we got off the phone?

1237
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:04,440
Speaker 4: I probably agree, But why before we.

1238
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:06,279
Speaker 2: Got off the phone. I should have Pinky promised with

1239
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:08,359
Speaker 2: her that she'll actually go through with the next day.

1240
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:11,399
Speaker 3: You brought it up, but I know I don't think

1241
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:12,879
Speaker 3: that means a lot to her these days.

1242
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:15,359
Speaker 5: Jeff you don't like to hear this, but let's keep

1243
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:16,240
Speaker 5: the fingers out of it.

1244
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 3: Okay, you're probably It's like if she saw you wearing

1245
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 3: those headphones, she may get this.

1246
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:26,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, you're right, Yeah, okay, where okay? But

1247
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:29,400
Speaker 2: hindsight is always twenty twenty on these segments, because as

1248
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:30,960
Speaker 2: soon as you're done with one, you look back and

1249
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,520
Speaker 2: you go, oh, darns, why couldn't Brook have been more

1250
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 2: funny there? I wasn't she more clever and more witty

1251
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 2: and more complimentary of men? We just brought so many

1252
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:42,600
Speaker 2: regrets about that second I mean.

1253
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 4: It's a good point men they struggle. Yes, yeah, just

1254
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:48,480
Speaker 4: I'm always talking about too late.

1255
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:50,480
Speaker 2: Now, you should have said that during the second day there.

1256
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:52,000
Speaker 4: You know, it's like, I'll never have to bring it

1257
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:52,439
Speaker 4: up again.

1258
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:56,680
Speaker 2: That's true. Luckily, despite all of our many, many collective shortcomings,

1259
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:58,160
Speaker 2: we still manage to get them a.

1260
00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:00,760
Speaker 4: Second men in that one.

1261
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 2: If you ever need help with your love life, email

1262
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:05,440
Speaker 2: the show. We'll call that person who's not calling you

1263
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:06,960
Speaker 2: back and go check out all of our second day

1264
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,760
Speaker 2: podcasts up online wherever you get yours at Brooke and.

1265
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 12: Jeffery Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1266
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 2: Got a brand new player, Shannon is taking you on today, Brooks.

1267
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 2: She's a first grade teacher and is in the Army

1268
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 2: National Guard.

1269
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:28,560
Speaker 4: Oh, you need that type of training.

1270
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:31,040
Speaker 2: Basically the same type of thing. Yeah, those two things,

1271
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:33,440
Speaker 2: teaching people to share, be kind to each other, with

1272
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:35,240
Speaker 2: little combat training thrown in there.

1273
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 4: That makes sense to me.

1274
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:38,160
Speaker 11: Kids, Today we're gonna learn how to pull the pin

1275
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:39,120
Speaker 11: out of a grenade.

1276
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 2: Shannon, Welcome to the show.

1277
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 16: Hi, thank you so much.

1278
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:48,959
Speaker 4: What was harder life? What was harder in your life?

1279
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:50,240
Speaker 4: The teaching or the army?

1280
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:55,120
Speaker 15: Well, teaching is actually easier because the army it's grown

1281
00:58:55,200 --> 00:59:00,800
Speaker 15: up that I'm trying to micromanage.

1282
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:01,160
Speaker 4: Or child she is what you're saying.

1283
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:02,840
Speaker 5: They all think they know more than you.

1284
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:03,160
Speaker 12: Yeah.

1285
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:05,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna send one of the grown upside of

1286
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:07,720
Speaker 2: the room, Brooks leaving, and you know the game works.

1287
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:10,280
Speaker 2: He got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. Shannon.

1288
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 2: If you don't know when, you could say pass, But

1289
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:13,440
Speaker 2: you have to beat her outright if you want to win.

1290
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:14,280
Speaker 2: Are you ready?

1291
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 15: I'm ready?

1292
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:18,640
Speaker 2: Good luck? Your time starts now. The first ever issue

1293
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:20,640
Speaker 2: of TV Guide was published on this day in what

1294
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:24,760
Speaker 2: decade the seventies. Mark Zuckerberg owns three out of the

1295
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:28,440
Speaker 2: top five most used apps in the world, Facebook, Instagram,

1296
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:32,560
Speaker 2: and what other Twitter. The country of Columbia's flag is

1297
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:34,440
Speaker 2: red blue? And what other color.

1298
00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:36,400
Speaker 12: Black?

1299
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:40,440
Speaker 2: Dermatology studies which part of the human body skin name

1300
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:44,160
Speaker 2: the video game franchise that features the character Laura Croft,

1301
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:48,400
Speaker 2: Oh oh pa in the US, which direction does horse

1302
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:51,800
Speaker 2: and Auto Racing always go clockwise or counterclock rise?

1303
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:52,600
Speaker 15: Counter?

1304
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:57,080
Speaker 2: All right, well done, Shannon on your first Trybrooks coming

1305
00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:59,480
Speaker 2: back into the studio, and it says on my screener here,

1306
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:01,840
Speaker 2: maybe you can help explain what this means. You're a

1307
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:02,880
Speaker 2: free uber driver?

1308
01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:05,760
Speaker 15: Yeah, because I have two kids who play soccer.

1309
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:14,280
Speaker 3: I oh my god.

1310
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:15,800
Speaker 2: So you're in the car constantly.

1311
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 15: Then I'm in my car right now.

1312
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:18,840
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1313
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:21,280
Speaker 5: Okay, let's ask the great question. If they could rate you,

1314
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:23,600
Speaker 5: what is your uber rating according to your kids?

1315
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:26,440
Speaker 15: They have to give me at least nine because I

1316
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 15: buy a milkshakes and drive them everywhere.

1317
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:31,560
Speaker 11: It is real.

1318
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:32,280
Speaker 2: One should do that.

1319
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:34,439
Speaker 4: Get in just a little water.

1320
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:35,320
Speaker 15: I'm gonna patent that.

1321
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:36,880
Speaker 9: That's my idea.

1322
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:39,080
Speaker 5: I also like that wasn't a full ten stars?

1323
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:39,360
Speaker 11: Still?

1324
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:42,200
Speaker 19: Yeah, I yell at them.

1325
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:45,160
Speaker 5: You gotta take a little You have to got it.

1326
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:47,800
Speaker 2: That army training just kicks in all the time. All right, Broke,

1327
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:48,240
Speaker 2: are you ready?

1328
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 15: Yeah?

1329
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:48,840
Speaker 4: I'm ready.

1330
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:51,640
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. The first ever issue of TV

1331
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:52,720
Speaker 2: Guide was published on.

1332
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:55,360
Speaker 4: This day in what decade, god, seventies.

1333
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:58,160
Speaker 2: Mark Zuckerberg owns three out of the top five most

1334
01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:02,000
Speaker 2: US used apps in the world, Facebook, Instagram and what other? Uh?

1335
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 4: Oh my god, what's up?

1336
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:06,920
Speaker 2: The country of Columbia's flag is red blue? And what

1337
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:10,120
Speaker 2: other color yellow? Dermatology studies which part of the human

1338
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:13,240
Speaker 2: body skin name the video game franchise that features the

1339
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:17,479
Speaker 2: character Laura Croft in the US, which direction does horse

1340
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:20,640
Speaker 2: and auto racing always go clockwise or counterclockwise?

1341
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:22,960
Speaker 4: Counterclockwise?

1342
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:26,960
Speaker 2: Was like shaking around thinking of which direction.

1343
01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:29,840
Speaker 4: They watching the horses? In my mind, where are they're going.

1344
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Speaker 2: Let's go to the scoreboard to see how you bolted

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Speaker 2: with Jose You need help with.

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Speaker 4: My underwear?

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Speaker 12: Night By.

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Speaker 10: Did not see that coming, Shannon, you got to correct today?

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Speaker 2: Yes, solid word.

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Speaker 10: A good game in Brook exact same amount of questions

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Speaker 10: and Brook gets five.

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Speaker 4: It's a good day for me.

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Speaker 2: Really, she really showed up. Let's go over the answers

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Speaker 2: for everybody. The first ever issue of TV Guide was

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Speaker 2: published on this day in the nineteen fifties nineteen fifty three, specifically.

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Speaker 5: Crazy ess have to like look into a book.

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Speaker 11: What was on TV?

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Speaker 4: I remember doing that in like the late eighties early nineties.

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Speaker 12: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Mark Zuckerberg owns three out of the top five most

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Speaker 2: used apps in the world, Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp is

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Speaker 2: the third. The country of Columbia's flag is red, blue

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01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:25,120
Speaker 2: and yellow. Dermatology studies the skin Laura Croft is the

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Speaker 2: character from the video game franchise tomb Raider, and in

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01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:33,280
Speaker 2: the US, both horse and auto races always go counterclockwise

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Speaker 2: around the track.

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Speaker 4: It's interesting to think, but you get to watch it

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Speaker 4: in your head, my head, yes, way do it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Now, I get Shannon. It wasn't enough to beat

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Speaker 2: Brooke today. But the good news is just for playing

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Speaker 2: you do get a pair of tickets to see the

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Speaker 2: Barbie Movie in concert dance The Night Away with the

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Speaker 2: Barbie land Sinfignet as they debut their summer twenty twenty

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Speaker 2: four North American Amphitheater Tour.

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Speaker 13: Cool wweet.

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Speaker 15: Thank you, yeah, thank.

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Speaker 3: You for your service both in the classroom, man, yeah,

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Speaker 3: in the army as well.

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Speaker 15: Yes, you're welcome.

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Speaker 2: Shnon thanks for playing. Come back anytime and do it again. Okay,

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Speaker 2: we'll be back to do Windbrooks Buck same time.

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Speaker 12: Tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.