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Speaker 2: Oh wow, we don't want to get hit by the fl.
Speaker 3: Right on YouTube. Kitty would never do Kitty would never
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Speaker 2: Are we on to twelve right now? Ye? I don't
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Speaker 3: I don't want to give a free shout out today
Speaker 3: even know we're doing shot out in a free shadow,
Speaker 3: but shout out Airta for making these fucking t shirts.
Speaker 2: Bro, I'm not this goode in they.
Speaker 4: And they naturally they naturally fold up here because you
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Speaker 2: Top of the bike.
Speaker 3: You gotta be kidding me with that. Yeah, that's not
Speaker 3: even real. You look good, thanks, brother, It was good. Well,
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Speaker 2: What were we? What were we? Yeah? You're no.
Speaker 4: Your physique you said, the last couple of weeks have
Speaker 4: been weird. Yeah, absolute, Your glow up is coming.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Your glop is here is
Speaker 2: upon us.
Speaker 3: We were right before we started EGO, you said something
Speaker 3: that really hit me in the heart. Yeah, you said,
Speaker 3: are you hitting your Moojie era. Yeah, Moodie's been in
Speaker 3: his ear since he was twelve years old.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you had to be the kids sitting there watching
Speaker 4: watch and you know, watching him just play pick up checks,
Speaker 4: letching right, and you're you're just the extra, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean, because you're you're bulking at all times.
Speaker 2: It paid off.
Speaker 4: But now that now that it's the off season and
Speaker 4: you get to you get the ACL surgery, so you've
Speaker 4: lost a lot of weight, you are like, I love.
Speaker 3: How you navigate shit, did you You're a big brain motherfucker.
Speaker 2: Dude. You're a big brain cat.
Speaker 4: And and as as great as you look right now,
Speaker 4: there are you see the comments you see people when
Speaker 4: we're at the live shows. People are like, hey, what's
Speaker 4: the deal, what's going on? And it seems like you're
Speaker 4: not really trying to put weight back on. How do
Speaker 4: you respond to those people when you see those comps because.
Speaker 2: They're out there, let's not pretend like cos they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: Will's look a little it's more stout than the boy,
Speaker 2: which I'm thinking I got to lose some weight now, Yeah,
Speaker 2: did you take.
Speaker 3: It with a grain of salt? Yeah, people out there
Speaker 3: gonna say things. Maybe some people just want to punch
Speaker 3: up every once in a while, but yeah, live show.
Speaker 3: People want to come out there and say, hey are
Speaker 3: you what's the deal with you playing? And I say, brother,
Speaker 3: there's a lot of time. No, hey, when are you
Speaker 3: gonna sign? I say, there's there's some phone calls out there.
Speaker 3: Your boy's gotten some phone calls. Now, all right, this
Speaker 3: is the game, in this game that you're in now,
Speaker 3: free agency, that first wave has already gone. The draft's
Speaker 3: gonna happen. You know, we'll see, dude, if the boy
Speaker 3: needs to start gaining weight, he'll start. He'll start gaining weight.
Speaker 3: But the number one key is just getting this knee right. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and don't get it twisted.
Speaker 4: Like if you were going on your second contract or
Speaker 4: obviously this will be your third one coming up. Like
Speaker 4: if you were if you were like literally all you
Speaker 4: had was ball and that's all you were gonna do,
Speaker 4: you might jump at one of the first things that
Speaker 4: comes across your desk, you know, Like the first way
Speaker 4: people talk about the first wave of free agency or whatever,
Speaker 4: guys are getting picked up, you know, left and right,
Speaker 4: and then the second wave comes. It's like the market
Speaker 4: might go down like you're not You're not in that,
Speaker 4: you're not in that shift. You kind of get to
Speaker 4: pick your shot, you know what I mean. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: there's there's a good spot to be And.
Speaker 2: It's like Obj, he's still out there.
Speaker 4: Reports of him commanding the money, he's commanding he could
Speaker 4: have been signed.
Speaker 2: Tweeted about that.
Speaker 3: He tweeted about that and said, I'm not asking for
Speaker 3: twenty I'm just asking for something more respectful.
Speaker 4: But you know that game, like I'm not asked for twenty,
Speaker 4: but that you know, it's might be it might be
Speaker 4: nineteen and a half.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, I think.
Speaker 3: I think there will be a lot of clarity. I
Speaker 3: don't know if I can even say this. I think
Speaker 3: there'll be a lot a lot more clarity on my
Speaker 3: life in the next couple of weeks. And I'll just
Speaker 3: leave it at that voice. We will say that's all
Speaker 3: we need it, that's all we needed. There will be
Speaker 3: a lot more clarity in different.
Speaker 2: Saying the same thing as you're saying it, all these
Speaker 2: voices just in your head in the clarity, yeah, dude.
Speaker 2: But yeah, man, it's been a cool couple of weeks.
Speaker 3: It's been nice, dude, it's been It's definitely a different
Speaker 3: body style than I'm used to. And it is one
Speaker 3: of those things where you know I was always like
Speaker 3: a leaner.
Speaker 2: It's to see you get big again. Yeah, gonna suck.
Speaker 4: Wait on, because I'm gonna remind you them behave Remember
Speaker 4: how good for this one?
Speaker 3: Just like a photo of you and me in the
Speaker 3: spring turb but it looks like ship now, Bud, I
Speaker 3: got these teeth, but remember something about their past wrong
Speaker 3: and you can block pass rushers. Yeah, now weeks a
Speaker 3: lot more clarity.
Speaker 4: Hey, hey, come on now, when you got it, when
Speaker 4: you got a podcast rock and the way that the
Speaker 4: boys do right now, shot at the tier once you
Speaker 4: can kind of pick your shot, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: You know your boy he never I was never gating
Speaker 4: ready until the time was right.
Speaker 3: And I'll tell you what to dude. I see you
Speaker 3: got a little trying in this this weekend. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: kiss on the on the skin. Taylor opened his pool
Speaker 3: for us on Saturday. Open had a hell of a
Speaker 3: day Saturday at your house. Very kid, viby, yeah, very kid.
Speaker 4: But we ran into each other the Farmer's Market, right,
Speaker 4: farmers Market Saturdays.
Speaker 3: I know, I know, I was like do you come
Speaker 3: here a lot? I was like, I come here every weekend.
Speaker 3: He's like, no, you don't. I was like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: ate it.
Speaker 2: And I was like whatever, we be taking a win there,
Speaker 2: like she was like before one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like when I'm not and I wasn't playing in
Speaker 4: the season. We would go in the weekends in the fall,
Speaker 4: but we hadn't been since.
Speaker 3: The fall, so yeah, you can't really, I mean, I
Speaker 3: don't go yeah right right, usually, yeah, you're playing playing,
Speaker 3: but yeah, dude, Farmer's Market, Franklin, Farmer's Market, Dude is
Speaker 3: a fantastic place.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 4: It's one of the best. And I, I uh spent
Speaker 4: a little. I spent a little this weekend on seafood.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get into the seafood and see if I
Speaker 4: can make some stuff. Yeah, the king krab legs that
Speaker 4: were being sold, they were monsters, dude.
Speaker 2: Then, fucking that is a monster.
Speaker 4: You remember you, Hey, Taylor checked this out and this
Speaker 4: thame was fucking hey, how fuck can that go down
Speaker 4: your throat? And you showed me and it was really impressive.
Speaker 4: Now then like crab legs, Now they'll get a little
Speaker 4: spikey on the side. You gotta be careful with that
Speaker 4: cat penis like.
Speaker 2: Bananas, pop sinicles, anything else you know you might try.
Speaker 4: But yess, Mark was a good weekend. Then we went
Speaker 4: over to Taylor's. After the kids went down for a nap,
Speaker 4: We go over to Taylor's. We got kissed by the
Speaker 4: sun a little bit. But also Sunday yesterday was a
Speaker 4: nice vibe.
Speaker 2: Of great day. Yesterday.
Speaker 3: I saw via Instagram you fell asleep. Yeah, a page
Speaker 3: of two of a book.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, you get too. Yeah, you get two pages dozed,
Speaker 2: and you're.
Speaker 3: Not suffer if you suffer from nighttime anxiety. For those
Speaker 3: of you listening, open up a book, brother, five pages
Speaker 3: in you'll be dozing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no fucking problem.
Speaker 3: That's a that's a sleep pack right there. It really
Speaker 3: is a sleep pack. That's the time to do it.
Speaker 2: I was in too, but.
Speaker 4: Yeah, your boy, no, as you can tell to no sunscreen.
Speaker 4: I just yesterday twenty minutes, just as naked as I
Speaker 4: could be in the sun.
Speaker 2: And then that's when I went and kind of fell
Speaker 2: asleep and then naked as you were like legally allowed
Speaker 2: to be. Right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is one of those things, dude, the sun
Speaker 3: coming back.
Speaker 2: The vibes are just higher. I woke up this.
Speaker 3: Morning, took my kids to school, and legit was like, Man,
Speaker 3: this is gonna be a great fucking Day's gonna be
Speaker 3: given me. Be a phenomenal day, dude. So got my
Speaker 3: workout in the morning. Watch that sunrise. I'm not flexing
Speaker 3: right now. We can break down my workouts at a
Speaker 3: different time. But was I up a four thirty? Yes, dude,
Speaker 3: was it up before Jocko? There's no question. So that's
Speaker 3: not That's not what this episode's about. But I'm just saying,
Speaker 3: watch the sunrise. Saw there wasn't a clown in the sky.
Speaker 3: Fuck what a we've been having?
Speaker 2: Brother? Is that?
Speaker 3: Now here's the negative And I hate being a negative
Speaker 3: Nancy on a good Viber's Podcasonna slow it down, I know,
Speaker 3: but I must speak my truth, William, and I'm going
Speaker 3: to right now. This weather's fantastic, but it's short lived.
Speaker 3: In three weeks, we're gonna be burning up mosquito bites everywhere, heat,
Speaker 3: hot rain.
Speaker 4: That's still one thing that like winter, doesn't get enough
Speaker 4: credit for us.
Speaker 3: It keeps the bugs away, It keeps yes, it keeps
Speaker 3: bugs all the way. I'll tell you what to dude,
Speaker 3: a couple of nights ago. I believe it was Saturday
Speaker 3: night after you left. I walked outside for putting the
Speaker 3: kids down. Yeah, and I could hear the frogs going
Speaker 3: Armageddon of the insects is now pawn us again.
Speaker 2: They're coming.
Speaker 3: You go out in the winter time and it's quiet,
Speaker 3: it's eerie almost, and the summertime starts hitting. Legit World
Speaker 3: War three in the South when it comes to insects
Speaker 3: and bugs, they're fucking out there killing each other all night.
Speaker 3: They're going fucking crazy on each other. And it was
Speaker 3: nice to hear that warfare. The weather's back for the boys,
Speaker 3: because what's horrible for them is white noise. For me,
Speaker 3: it was a nice feeling. Now the bug you know,
Speaker 3: it is what it is. But they're not out yet.
Speaker 3: But they are coming.
Speaker 2: They are coming.
Speaker 4: But these next like I would say, this next month,
Speaker 4: maybe two, right, maybe we'll get too sweetze too and
Speaker 4: there until about June, I think we'll be living a
Speaker 4: good life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, may may slid. It all depends on April, do
Speaker 3: because usually April's when those showers come. April showers bring
Speaker 3: me flowers. You know what I'm talking about. Mitch, Yes,
Speaker 3: you're not in the back poetic that is I think
Speaker 3: part of the poem at one point. Yeah, it's definitely
Speaker 3: a phrase now, but I believe at one point it
Speaker 3: was written in a poem. But you know what was
Speaker 3: tough that I did not expect is how muggy Tehos
Speaker 3: was Texas. Yes, dude, we pulled into Austin. I had
Speaker 3: that hoodie on because it was freezing here. Yes, freezing,
Speaker 3: we pull into Texas. Now, let me just say real quick,
Speaker 3: I've already tweeted it once and if you don't follow,
Speaker 3: now's the time. But I'm going to tell you right now,
Speaker 3: if you're just watching this episode, I retract my negative
Speaker 3: statements about Austin, Texas. The last time I was there,
Speaker 3: I did not enjoy myself. A lot of homeless. There's
Speaker 3: a lot of homeless out there. However, this time I
Speaker 3: went there at home, didn't buy the entire way, not
Speaker 3: the entire There's always gonna be a little bit. Diversity boys,
Speaker 3: Texas University of Texas outstanding school, phenomenal colors, great facilities.
Speaker 3: They were a little and I say this with a
Speaker 3: grain of salt, because they ended up getting a lot stronger,
Speaker 3: a little more difficult to deal with.
Speaker 2: They have a lot of a lot more red tape
Speaker 2: are red tubversity get around.
Speaker 3: But that being said, they got Sark, sat him down.
Speaker 3: We only had fifteen minutes. You know, your boys push
Speaker 3: it to eighteen and it was a phenomenal interview. Dude,
Speaker 3: that's out now. You guys can listen to that whenever
Speaker 3: you want. Dude, have to listen to this episode. Scoot
Speaker 3: over there, subscribe on scrab We scribed do the whole
Speaker 3: fucking thing already watched because we're talking to tier ones
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 2: We're talking in any New Texas fans that we have here.
Speaker 4: We are a horns down Pots Taylor horns down, fifty
Speaker 4: percent hornszone.
Speaker 2: Way.
Speaker 3: We don't have to be right now. We can find
Speaker 3: out bloss horns upper horns down, Brother.
Speaker 2: Horn horns down.
Speaker 3: That too.
Speaker 2: Hear me with that.
Speaker 3: Okay, so right now we're a sixty six percent horns
Speaker 3: down podcast. Jack Horns, upper horns down, horns up.
Speaker 4: Bro.
Speaker 5: The real ut resides in Knoxville, Tennis and not a
Speaker 5: hard damn fact. Tennessee was established eighty years prior to Texas.
Speaker 5: Any of these fucking Texas fans that want to say
Speaker 5: old Texas is the real ut. Shut the fuck up, dude.
Speaker 2: Hey, that's a that's a great that's a great favorite
Speaker 2: ass right there.
Speaker 3: Hey, that was good. I'm gonna I'm gonna hold on. No,
Speaker 3: that's a that's a clip. That's gotta be a clip.
Speaker 3: I have something to show your record. I'm telling you
Speaker 3: it's the fucking hitter. Just don't sleep on that. Bring
Speaker 3: Katy Perry back. I don't even know what she's doing anymore.
Speaker 2: When I saw Jack horns down, your horns up, horns up? Brother,
Speaker 2: there you go.
Speaker 3: So we are a sixty percent horns down podcast.
Speaker 2: Jack pay horns up for horns down, horns up. Baby,
Speaker 2: let's stope he can't take it easy. We can get
Speaker 2: his attention. That's what more to three horns down pod?
Speaker 3: Do the percentage on? I don't got that quarter three
Speaker 3: is I did look something up earlier this week and
Speaker 3: I said what college is UT and it said University
Speaker 3: of Texas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, look at these facts right here.
Speaker 2: Give me in nineteen I.
Speaker 1: Mean seventeen ninety four versus eighteen eighty three.
Speaker 5: Bro, we had kids who were in the first class
Speaker 5: in Tennessee that were grandparents by the time they had
Speaker 5: their first classes.
Speaker 3: You could literally say they were almost dead, if not
Speaker 3: most of them were dead.
Speaker 5: Yeah, probably, I mean in the seventeen hundreds, most likely
Speaker 5: all of them.
Speaker 1: They could be second generation there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, listen, I get it, brother, I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 3: A lot of history and tradition out there. Sixty percent
Speaker 3: what he oi? Quarter three? Hees, brother, it is not.
Speaker 6: What's well, like, what is the percentage of like one
Speaker 6: out of seven?
Speaker 4: See, that's what the I don't I go on one hundred
Speaker 4: divided by seven?
Speaker 3: That this is not the AMMO you want to give
Speaker 3: THEO right now?
Speaker 2: Wait? Wait, one hundred divided by seven. He can't do
Speaker 2: the math either. Seven.
Speaker 3: By the way you're doing that, ten is seventy, eleven
Speaker 3: is seventy seven.
Speaker 2: You go, you go zero, and then you go one,
Speaker 2: and then it's thirty four four point two forty point
Speaker 2: two times seven.
Speaker 3: Wait, wait, hold on, you might be onto something him.
Speaker 2: Thirteen point two times seven? What's fourteen point two times that?
Speaker 5: What's fourteen seventy ninety nine point four?
Speaker 2: Okay, that's off, that's wrong. Fourteen point two times four
Speaker 2: fifty six point eight.
Speaker 6: That sounds like I was okay, I stank corrected my bad.
Speaker 3: Well, he's six point eight percent horns down on this bus.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 4: I don't think we would love I would love to
Speaker 4: see if that was if that is actually correct.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to do it, But maybe I think.
Speaker 3: I don't know what Garrett's out there just on Jack.
Speaker 3: I don't know why he's against He's a Bama guy.
Speaker 1: Bama and Texas have been going at it the last seas.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's something I don't know. I retracted, irontracted gap
Speaker 3: track the.
Speaker 2: Gag on that. Huh, we're a fift What did I say? Fifty?
Speaker 2: That's what details round up?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a podcast podcast, Brother, we got Jack. Did
Speaker 3: you enjoy yourself at least in Austin?
Speaker 5: Bro, Don't get me wrong, I'm horns down because I'm
Speaker 5: a Tennessee fan.
Speaker 1: But I love Austin. Yeah, I love Texas like they do.
Speaker 2: Texas really is a fucking.
Speaker 1: Red tape everywhere.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was the nicest facility we have seen so
Speaker 5: far as a podcast, without a doubt.
Speaker 2: Hold that just for a second, because I wanted.
Speaker 4: I do want to talk about that stuff too, But
Speaker 4: we talk about all the red tapes surrounding it. Dude,
Speaker 4: meeting John and Tommy. Yeah, it seems like we have
Speaker 4: a There were some good conversations and then once you
Speaker 4: got to understand why the red tape was the red tape,
Speaker 4: you kind of you kind of got it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because there it's a big time program with a
Speaker 3: lot of products.
Speaker 2: They don't they don't. Yeah, they're not throwing that ass
Speaker 2: at everything for everybody.
Speaker 3: You know what, I mean, everyone's school in Texas. And
Speaker 3: I say that after TCU has gone into college football playoffs.
Speaker 3: I'm saying that right now, No Texexas on their way up.
Speaker 2: We're going back.
Speaker 4: Hey we're orange down at for Texas, but we're also
Speaker 4: horning for Texas.
Speaker 2: You know, you can be that at the same time.
Speaker 2: You could say that. You could say that to me
Speaker 2: and I'll say it. The University of Texas was a
Speaker 2: great time.
Speaker 3: We're horning for the for the orange and for the
Speaker 3: orange and white, for the burnt orange. I do love
Speaker 3: U T I I don't know why it back to
Speaker 3: jack Dune.
Speaker 2: That burnt orange.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's it's a great It goes.
Speaker 2: So fucking hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, burnt orange is out there though.
Speaker 5: You don't see that Knoxville orange anywhere else besides Knoxville.
Speaker 1: That's all. But but what are you saying reddible colors games?
Speaker 3: Are you telling me that that burnt orange is not
Speaker 3: as good?
Speaker 5: I'm saying that there are other colleges out there that
Speaker 5: have that burn orange, no one has.
Speaker 3: What's your preference in orange color?
Speaker 2: I'll ask that.
Speaker 5: Let I mean the sunset orange is considered burn orange.
Speaker 1: I don't think you can beat that. But that's just
Speaker 1: strictly from.
Speaker 3: I love him being honest. I love him being honest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to be objective about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I appreciate you being objective.
Speaker 5: Tennessee orange is objectively obnoxious.
Speaker 1: It is a very bright, potent orange. So that like
Speaker 1: really warm Sulton fan base. Yeah, potent fan base.
Speaker 4: In the exclusivity you feel like you have when you're
Speaker 4: a Texas football player, Like you're you're walking around those
Speaker 4: facilities and yeah, if you're a player walking around, I
Speaker 4: don't see how you walk out and not think, you know,
Speaker 4: I want to fucking go to Texas. And that's coming
Speaker 4: from a boy. I trust me. I believe red. I'm
Speaker 4: all big Red and I'm still pro big redding at all.
Speaker 4: But you walk especially if you're in you live in Texas,
Speaker 4: and Texas gives you that offer probably in nowadays eighth grade.
Speaker 5: I mean, you saw that map of how many players
Speaker 5: they have from in the country and how many are
Speaker 5: in Texas versus the rest of the country.
Speaker 1: They keep that shit in house.
Speaker 3: But all that's what you can do because Texas is
Speaker 3: Texas huge. Unbelievable dude. I said this a bunch of times,
Speaker 3: but I'll say it one more time, just so it's
Speaker 3: officially on file. When I was in high school, that
Speaker 3: was a school that was like one of the three schools.
Speaker 3: I was like, if they offer I'm committing on the spot.
Speaker 2: Would you if you had offers from them? And LSU?
Speaker 2: Where you're going? Oh? Or or do we need to wait? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Or USC? Or should we wait to go down the shop?
Speaker 3: LSU a couple of times that we're gonna be blown
Speaker 3: away by them. I haven't seen their facilities, but we're
Speaker 3: gonna be blown away.
Speaker 1: Like this that's gonna rival Texas really hard.
Speaker 3: Their I heard their facilities, fucking rep Their campus is beautiful.
Speaker 3: They have an open container law there too. They literally
Speaker 3: have drive through liquor stores in Louisiana. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 3: We can literally get a drink and put it in
Speaker 3: your cup holder and as long as the little paper
Speaker 3: stays on and they pull you over like, oh so
Speaker 3: you're good.
Speaker 2: Isn't that wild? That's the Louisiana though.
Speaker 3: It's a crazy culture, like Texas is its own entity
Speaker 3: as well. But Louisiana is like a wild culture.
Speaker 2: Wild. But that pride at Texas bro I know, but
Speaker 2: but but again, I don't have.
Speaker 3: A I don't have a whole the purple, the purple,
Speaker 3: the yellow, the white, like that's a that's a cool
Speaker 3: color scheme too. Now, if I'm basing color schemes, Texas
Speaker 3: is way over l s U. But way over I
Speaker 3: think that burnt orange, dude, I get horny purple and yellow.
Speaker 3: When they're always rocking the white with the yellow, I
Speaker 3: need to see, like that's hard they got yeah that yeah, yellow.
Speaker 3: But this is what they usually wear right there. They
Speaker 3: usually wear the whites and the yellow on top. But
Speaker 3: I think one thing that's going to set them apart
Speaker 3: the stadium. LSU stadium is fucking insane. It's crazy because Texas.
Speaker 4: The stadium, it's beautiful, but it wasn't Like here's the
Speaker 4: issue with my blow whin stadium's here's the issue with
Speaker 4: techn you agree, Nebraska, yeah, stadium yes, But I'll tell
Speaker 4: you why.
Speaker 3: The tunnel yes, And I'll tell you why Texas when
Speaker 3: you walk out in the stadium very old with a
Speaker 3: back that's very new, and it definitely clashes with each other.
Speaker 3: I think if it was all like that new, the
Speaker 3: new part they put up with the big screen, those
Speaker 3: those Master suites that are in there, like two hundred
Speaker 3: fifty thousand dollars for a season, that if that was
Speaker 3: all the way around like that, you're looking at one
Speaker 3: of the top stadiums in the country. But I think Lincoln,
Speaker 3: Lincoln's awesome, Lincoln rips. I love Lincoln.
Speaker 2: Just making sure you know, I'll just bring everything back
Speaker 2: to Nebraska. It helps have that validation.
Speaker 3: And I don't want to bring up when Jet we
Speaker 3: were making sure Jack was being objective about things. I
Speaker 3: think there was something you said in Texas that was
Speaker 3: not very objective. You said that Nebraska had better facilities
Speaker 3: than Texas. I don't agree, but I do want you
Speaker 3: to speak whatever that truth is, if it's actually truthful,
Speaker 3: if you want to be objective right now.
Speaker 4: I think number one, I think they're both they both
Speaker 4: rival each other very well. I think the color schemes
Speaker 4: at Texas it's when you got that white and they
Speaker 4: got that lighting going on there, it's it's it's easy
Speaker 4: to fall in love like that goal.
Speaker 3: That not that gold, the gun metal gray in the
Speaker 3: locker rooms too. That hop was and they could they could.
Speaker 4: They do a good job complimenting each other all the
Speaker 4: way around the facility. Nebraska, They've obvious, they've they're you know,
Speaker 4: always it seems like developing something. But they kind of
Speaker 4: have that black and the red going on now in
Speaker 4: some of the newer developed spots. I think once they
Speaker 4: get continuity around that, like, that's gonna go hard. And
Speaker 4: not to mention black and red is a awesome color. Yeah,
Speaker 4: And the way they're doing the led lights and everything, like, yeah,
Speaker 4: that shit looks fucking looks high. And I'm talking about
Speaker 4: that just with schools in general who do that, Like
Speaker 4: that shit looks tough.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: But Nebraska's new facilities that are coming they're gonna be it.
Speaker 3: So so you can see the holes and you're yeah, yeah, okay, good,
Speaker 3: you said You're it's gonna be it. I'm saying objectively
Speaker 3: right now, I think.
Speaker 2: They rival each other easy, and I'm giving the edge
Speaker 2: of Nebraska. You're giving the edge of Nebraska.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you see, I don't think you're being objective there
Speaker 3: because I think we all because we can all agree
Speaker 3: that Michigan's facilities were better than Nebraska.
Speaker 2: M you guys had a weight room, weight room, we
Speaker 2: have a fire weight room.
Speaker 1: Is insane.
Speaker 3: That Hey, that's where fucking our weight room is big now,
Speaker 3: sixteen thousand square feet. I think that's happened.
Speaker 5: Ye weight room reminded me though of like in early
Speaker 5: two thousands, kind of like it was premiere that I
Speaker 5: think will maybe beat out.
Speaker 3: And I said that to him too, but he just
Speaker 3: won't get off.
Speaker 1: Like right now, right now, I think right now.
Speaker 3: Texas, from what we've seen, Texas, Michigan, Nebraska, those are
Speaker 3: the top three I think.
Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't think Michigan's got it like that, like.
Speaker 3: I think right now, because everything is updated there now,
Speaker 3: Once that two hundred million dollar facility comes in where
Speaker 3: it's just football, I can almost guarantee that Nebraska will
Speaker 3: have better, a better setup than Michigan.
Speaker 2: But right now they do not.
Speaker 3: And that's okay because in a year, the two hundred
Speaker 3: million dollar facility is going to be up and running.
Speaker 2: Well, we're gonna have a whole new conversation about that,
Speaker 2: then talk about the entirety of the facilities. Like, our
Speaker 2: facilities are right there.
Speaker 4: You get in that tunnel walk and you're going right
Speaker 4: out to the stadium, and I like our stadium over
Speaker 4: at the Big House. We're louder, Yeah, I think more
Speaker 4: sold out. There's a we got the fucking fans. There's
Speaker 4: a level of the Big House being overrated. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: that's speaking of one hundred and fifteen thousand people in
Speaker 4: a stadium. It needs to be much louder. Here's how
Speaker 4: you fix that right away. You can't fix structure, Jackie.
Speaker 4: That's history.
Speaker 3: And Michigan will never ever ever give up the structure
Speaker 3: of the Big House because it is such an iconic
Speaker 3: figure in an arbor Michigan. What I would do, though,
Speaker 3: tear those fucking bench sheets out, align the whole stadium
Speaker 3: with aluminum, just like they do at the University of Washington,
Speaker 3: just like they do at Seattle.
Speaker 2: It'll literally vibrate.
Speaker 3: You'll get I can almost guarantee twice as much volume
Speaker 3: for half the price.
Speaker 2: I'm just letting you know that's what they need to do.
Speaker 3: If you get loud, then the history and tradition and
Speaker 3: all that now keeps up. But when you walk in there,
Speaker 3: unless it's like Ohio State the third weekend in November,
Speaker 3: it's not that loud of a stadium.
Speaker 4: But let's talk about the quality of fan that's in
Speaker 4: each spot. Like Michigan, you ain't got them doggish fans.
Speaker 2: Bro old fans.
Speaker 4: I really hope there's a lot of go There's a
Speaker 4: lot you've you've even talked about before. There's just a
Speaker 4: lot going on in Michigan to where you don't have
Speaker 4: them fucking diehards.
Speaker 3: It's not like they are diehards, but they are. It
Speaker 3: is much more of a white collar setup. It's like
Speaker 3: a preppy die hard fan. I know, and I that
Speaker 3: hurt to hear because I know who I am. Yet
Speaker 3: I am a part of that school, and I wish
Speaker 3: there was a little more that white room. Now, herb
Speaker 3: that strength coach, that's grit, that's fucking grit in there.
Speaker 2: Now, he's the guy, he's a.
Speaker 3: Statmos fucking grit that the football team is fucking grit,
Speaker 3: that hockey team grit, their basketball team tough year this
Speaker 3: year fucking grit. However, the school itself, it's not that gritty.
Speaker 3: It's not a gritty school.
Speaker 2: It's not weird.
Speaker 3: It's not going to be LSU, it's not even South Carolina.
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 3: And does that disappoint me a little bit? It doesn't
Speaker 3: disappoint me, But it's just not It doesn't like if
Speaker 3: I'm if I'm speaking strictly on Taylor Lawan and the
Speaker 3: representation of myself, like it doesn't match. You know what
Speaker 3: I'm talking about, Guys, You guys fucking picking up what
Speaker 3: I'm putting down here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know what you're talking about, now I do.
Speaker 2: They're more in line with the four values that you'd
Speaker 2: like to have any school.
Speaker 3: The ten most hardcore fans of the University of Michigan,
Speaker 3: they're going to rival any other school because they're they're
Speaker 3: fucking it was any school you're there're gonna be some
Speaker 3: fucking diehards out there now Lincoln, Nebraska, that's fucking blue collar,
Speaker 3: stand in a quarter, see the entire state type of
Speaker 3: fucking mentality.
Speaker 2: But they'll they'll they'll definitely shake your hand after the
Speaker 2: game though.
Speaker 3: That is the most mind blowing, That is the most
Speaker 3: mind blowing thing. Got absolutely butt fucked in Lincoln, Nebraska
Speaker 3: one time playing football, and that walked out of that
Speaker 3: stadium sore, limping, and they're like, hey, brother, great, hey,
Speaker 3: great job out there. The rest of Sason weird. Word
Speaker 3: of god, it's very weird. How polite are you?
Speaker 2: Guys? Are about a little bit more. I don't like that,
Speaker 2: But there's a lot of juice in that stadium.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I ripped a lemon lime earlier and I've been
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Speaker 3: Give me that lemon lime. Don you see it? Mitch, Mitch.
Speaker 3: Mitch gave me a little comment too. When we were
Speaker 3: back in what was this school we went to before
Speaker 3: South Carolina? South Carolina. We're at the bar, unsolicited walks
Speaker 3: out to me and goes, hey, your ass is getting better.
Speaker 2: Wow man, middle of the night too. Drinks were following
Speaker 2: up he walks were flowing. Looked at him. I popped
Speaker 2: the head.
Speaker 3: Thanks, man, I really I needed that more than you know,
Speaker 3: because when that a cl goes, if you ran a
Speaker 3: cl boys and you can't be getting on those lags
Speaker 3: too much, those cheeks are the first thing to leave.
Speaker 3: Never had the most phenomenal ass in the world.
Speaker 2: Hey, but it works. It easy killing it works now,
Speaker 2: it works. The thing works hard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is really good. Fidlse do we got not
Speaker 3: what else?
Speaker 2: Like? There's a lot of ships. But again, I'm operating
Speaker 2: differently right now.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about the We talked about the facilities, we
Speaker 3: talked about all that. We got some barbecue out there.
Speaker 3: Terry Black.
Speaker 4: Oh, we got blacked by Terry at his little barbecue joint.
Speaker 3: And it is I love the setup.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 3: You walk in, you're getting a single file line. There's
Speaker 3: a buffet style. You're picking your sads. When you pick
Speaker 3: your sads, you now getting another line and you go up.
Speaker 3: That's when the anxiety hits. Right, you're hitting a barbecue spot.
Speaker 3: Everyone's like, this is the number one spot in Austin.
Speaker 3: And there's the real texts are like, no, I sent
Speaker 3: the spot.
Speaker 2: In the hot huff saying, oh baby, go walk in.
Speaker 2: You should getting that line right there, Like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: it's amazing.
Speaker 3: We walk up to it, tadded individual and he goes,
Speaker 3: what are we getting today? Boys realizes there's six of us. Correct,
Speaker 3: there's six of us going on coming up. He goes,
Speaker 3: go and bring all those trades up here, starts giving
Speaker 3: us sample so absolutely everything you can possibly have, tells
Speaker 3: us how it's cooked, how long it's cooked, how it
Speaker 3: season everything in between. Dude, But brother, there was a
Speaker 3: lot of meat consumed by the boys Jack. There's a
Speaker 3: there's an argument to whether Jack really ate a lot
Speaker 3: or not because he was fighting the old Vegas fight.
Speaker 2: Brother, I'm just saying what the argument.
Speaker 5: Wanted to do this when you know I'm the one
Speaker 5: who my play was so fucking clean. The argument I
Speaker 5: have the video there's no argument. There's substantial evidence.
Speaker 2: I think you're projecting from Vegas. Before before that video
Speaker 2: was taken, I heard Jack defending himself. What here, Mitchy?
Speaker 6: Before that video was taken, there was caught out a
Speaker 6: peripher Jack taking some food off of his plate and
Speaker 6: putting on others.
Speaker 5: So he's putting to the left. You check the tapes
Speaker 5: on the farthest seats on the left. So was I
Speaker 5: putting it on the plate of the tape?
Speaker 3: I loving Mitch's ust brother right now, dude, brother, shut up.
Speaker 2: In context, we were in Vegas and Jack.
Speaker 4: We all ate wings, and Jack not eunotionally sadly left
Speaker 4: a lot of meat on the bones with all.
Speaker 5: His wings they left on my plate. Yeah, look, I
Speaker 5: admitted to this.
Speaker 4: I was wrong, but trying to set up something in
Speaker 4: Texas when that's barbecue, it's like, bro, we haven't you
Speaker 4: post anything?
Speaker 3: No, he didn't, did you No, because that's not my game.
Speaker 2: But because he knew, he just knew. He knew. We
Speaker 2: had ten pounds of meat, and everybody did what they could.
Speaker 3: There was a point when Jack was talking about the
Speaker 3: situation where he crushed food and you guys didn't you
Speaker 3: did say, I feel solid about our story right now,
Speaker 3: and I I think that's what really put it in
Speaker 3: for Jabs because.
Speaker 2: Right now he threatened me with the video. We live
Speaker 2: tweeter right now he threatened me with the video, and
Speaker 2: I go whatever, I said, I'm like, hey, I feel
Speaker 2: good about where we're at.
Speaker 1: Rhett, Ever, I think you.
Speaker 2: Wish me to the video. You whispered to me, and
Speaker 2: you go, oh there we go. You go. He said
Speaker 2: something about like you keep this up, like just know
Speaker 2: that I got.
Speaker 1: This fucking stuck me up outside.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we like right right when we walked out
Speaker 4: the door, I turn around immediately put my finger in
Speaker 4: Jack someone.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you guys them to fucking tell me, dude.
Speaker 3: So Terry Blacks was delicious, dude. The guy was extremely accommodting.
Speaker 3: We ate a whole bunch of meat that was Now
Speaker 3: Will has his own story, but I'll say, mind, that
Speaker 3: is probably the best barbecue I've ever had. And there's
Speaker 3: probably a lot of textans out there listening right now
Speaker 3: and going, brother, you have no idea there's a couple
Speaker 3: down Route sixty six that you're gonna fucking just fall into.
Speaker 3: Go to a place over there, some guys been doing
Speaker 3: it for sixty years in the same smoke. Or he
Speaker 3: might make the best barbecue all time. For now, this
Speaker 3: is the best barbecue I've had of all time. But
Speaker 3: you you ran into a bit off a city situation,
Speaker 3: uh in Houston, with your with your barbecue. Yeah so,
Speaker 3: and maybe you can get some more clarity here, maybe
Speaker 3: the people can help you.
Speaker 2: Right. I'm a big brisket guy. I love brisket. I
Speaker 2: love ribs.
Speaker 4: I feel like pulled pork and everything else you're gonna
Speaker 4: kind of taste the same. It's all, it's all kind
Speaker 4: of the same, right, But taste of the brisket. The
Speaker 4: brisket is phenomenal. Terry Black's great place to go get barbecue,
Speaker 4: but the best brisket I feel like I've had so
Speaker 4: far in my life as an adolescent and an adult
Speaker 4: has been at this spot called Q in the fucking
Speaker 4: Houston Airport.
Speaker 2: And that's gonna take every by by surprise. I know,
Speaker 2: trust me, I'll listen.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to figure my shit out too, because I
Speaker 4: am a big barbecue guy, like I fucking love barbecue.
Speaker 4: The son Like yesterday when we were out on the deck,
Speaker 4: I'm like, man, I need to get we need to
Speaker 4: get all this stuff going because it's grilling season.
Speaker 2: Grilling season is upon us. Like, that's vibes, that's socializing,
Speaker 2: it's the best.
Speaker 3: You're looking for a grill?
Speaker 4: Still looking for grill for anybody out there. Was hoping
Speaker 4: to pull some uh so I was hoping to pull
Speaker 4: some trigger. But it hasn't worked out. So your boy
Speaker 4: is in the market for a nice grill, a nice
Speaker 4: new grill because I do love smoking meat. That's been
Speaker 4: my my little forte, which which probably way I need
Speaker 4: to have the boys over again.
Speaker 2: I need around two.
Speaker 3: You weren't proud of that. I thought it was pretty decent. Well,
Speaker 3: I know what my potential is.
Speaker 4: That's why you know what I mean, Like it's it's
Speaker 4: okay if you guys enjoyed it and there's a little
Speaker 4: bit of fluff and trying to enjoy it and just
Speaker 4: telling me for my own But I know what I'm
Speaker 4: capable of.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: The never been a massive barbecue consumer. Yeah, I thoroughly
Speaker 3: enjoyed myself.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: Me and Ribs. I've had a Ribs like three times
Speaker 3: in my life. Every single time I've had him, I've
Speaker 3: thrown up. Yeah, and that was the fourth time I've
Speaker 3: had him and I didn't throw up. So to me,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna.
Speaker 4: Dial in that apple hal apenio rib for you, and
Speaker 4: you're gonna you're gonna have a different tune.
Speaker 2: I think. I know you're still gonna have a different tune.
Speaker 3: You know what I love in the barbecue game is
Speaker 3: the uh the cheddar jalapenia stuffed sausage. That to me,
Speaker 3: sausage at Terry Blacks just so fucking eazy, Buddy, I know,
Speaker 3: I know, to go back.
Speaker 4: They were awesome, They're ribs, they're uh sausage. Those are
Speaker 4: my two favorites.
Speaker 2: But getting back onto this brisket, and maybe there's some
Speaker 2: Texans out there, some people that know what I'm talking
Speaker 2: about when he.
Speaker 3: Spank that thing, Horny Ornie, Bro, Sorry, we got there.
Speaker 2: That's my fault.
Speaker 4: That's my thinking of the brisket. It's coming at it's
Speaker 4: coming at me right now. But the the ratio with
Speaker 4: the brisket, the meat and the fat, just the texture,
Speaker 4: the juiciness and everything in between. Bro, I'm telling you,
Speaker 4: q Q Barbecue at the Houston Airport is so far
Speaker 4: I believe the best brisket I've ever had in my life.
Speaker 3: That's crazy. If you use the word airport in that,
Speaker 3: it's just I know I'm gonna lose a.
Speaker 2: Lot of credibility. But maybe there are people out there, maybe.
Speaker 4: Ques like a spot in or in Houston that I'm
Speaker 4: not aware of, you know, but I'm not fucking joking.
Speaker 2: Well, we we had that fucking we fly to Houston
Speaker 2: just to go eat at the airport.
Speaker 3: Every time I've flown to Houston with the team, guys
Speaker 3: are apparently that the food there is phenomenal. Papa Guyos.
Speaker 3: I believe it's a spot out there. It's like a
Speaker 3: seafood Cajun thing. I think it's it's supposed.
Speaker 2: To be insane. I've heard about it. Everyone's always going there.
Speaker 3: I mean we go there once a year, right, so
Speaker 3: guys are always piling in to an Ober and ripping
Speaker 3: over there to popados. Yeah, they have a seafood chain.
Speaker 7: They have a Mexican chain, and then they have a
Speaker 7: barbecue chain and it's like papatos like.
Speaker 2: Peel and eat stuff seafood.
Speaker 3: No, I don't know like that. I always wanted to
Speaker 3: go to a seafood place that has the bag like
Speaker 3: it has a bag of seafood with just the buttering
Speaker 3: in the season.
Speaker 2: And I think it's overrated. Really, I've never had it.
Speaker 4: Well, I said good on the Papa Do thing because
Speaker 4: we went to uh I don't know what it was called,
Speaker 4: but Keenan Robinson took us somewhere when we were out
Speaker 4: in Virginia if hecause people love that seasoned bag and
Speaker 4: butter stuff. But you know, it's it's too messy for
Speaker 4: too much work for a little bit of for a
Speaker 4: little bit of a return on investment.
Speaker 3: That makes me a little worried about our stop at
Speaker 3: LSU coming up, because we're gonna have a crawfish boil
Speaker 3: out there.
Speaker 2: And I think there's just a very social setting.
Speaker 3: It's it's all it's all work and a little play,
Speaker 3: but it's a big time social setting for sure.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 4: I'm just like, you know when Charles she's from Maryland,
Speaker 4: and when she want to take me to the Crab
Speaker 4: the Crab like opening up crab and everything else, Like
Speaker 4: I get the social aspect of it, but it's like.
Speaker 2: What are we fucking doing here? Like I'm working way
Speaker 2: too hard for this ship.
Speaker 3: You gotta get on the Instagram, bro, sometimes the food
Speaker 3: things pop up. I saw some chick twisting off the
Speaker 3: sides of a crab and it's going like this, the
Speaker 3: thing would just rip out. Now, she had a nice
Speaker 3: little technique on a.
Speaker 2: Crab, like a full.
Speaker 4: One, especially if you get the King crab, like you're
Speaker 4: getting something thick coming out of there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you the smaller ones, like it just depends.
Speaker 3: We back up for a second. Yeah, absolutely, Maryland even
Speaker 3: more than that. Maryland, Maryland, Maryland. It's Maryland, Maryland, Maryland, Maryland.
Speaker 3: Mary Maryland does crab cakes in football. That's what Maryland does. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you said Maryland, Maryland like it was an amusement park.
Speaker 1: Mary's Land.
Speaker 2: My my, my wife, you know what.
Speaker 3: Look up the history on Maryland.
Speaker 2: I was a poke out in that. Like even even
Speaker 2: my wife said something about it. But yeah, Maryland got
Speaker 2: to go to the northeast and get some dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Baltimore, my rookie year, I got a couple of
Speaker 3: crab crab cakes that were like this fucking made.
Speaker 2: They're like two pounds New New England clam chowder too, dude.
Speaker 3: The best clam shout I've ever had is an Antaiber Michigan.
Speaker 3: I know it sounds wild. A tradition at the hotel.
Speaker 3: You would go there and they'd have pictures of clam chowder,
Speaker 3: so fucking good dude, games would not eat anything else.
Speaker 3: They would literally eat the picture of clam chowder and
Speaker 3: that was their pregame. Mealea like no one. We didn't
Speaker 3: win a whole lot of games. That and the drugs,
Speaker 3: but that fucking clam chowder probably had a lot to
Speaker 3: do with it.
Speaker 4: I tell you, got to shout out the businesses that
Speaker 4: figure something out, even when it's not like their forte
Speaker 4: like of the region, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 4: clam chowder is not like a it's not a thing
Speaker 4: yeah and overthing like you know, but it.
Speaker 3: Was legit, like the tradition of Michigan. Now that hotel
Speaker 3: we used to go to is now the Graduate where
Speaker 3: we've stayed at before.
Speaker 2: Shout out the Graduate for shout out to.
Speaker 3: The Graduate, but shadowt Graduate and it's I don't even
Speaker 3: know if they did the clam shower anymore, which is
Speaker 3: so sad if they don't, because it was truly like
Speaker 3: the best thing ever. Did you ever do traditions at
Speaker 3: your school like take a drink or anything like that,
Speaker 3: like We had a thing called the drink, and your
Speaker 3: your first twelve travels, you had to the seniors would
Speaker 3: make a concoction. They could put whatever they wanted in it,
Speaker 3: which is scary, and you would have to take a
Speaker 3: teaspoon of it and eat and eat it. I was
Speaker 3: starting as a freshman and I had to eat it
Speaker 3: every day before the game, and it was like Tabasco salt, pepper,
Speaker 3: horse radish pumped up you and you'll never had nothing
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 4: No, Like, each freshman would have to like basically all
Speaker 4: the old lionmen, the senior and junior and senior O
Speaker 4: linman would shower together and each freshman would have to
Speaker 4: go in and basically shower with them.
Speaker 2: Dude, what bro Hi didn't go get it?
Speaker 3: And now this, dude, what is wrong with your lifestyle?
Speaker 2: I made that.
Speaker 3: I was fucking worry dude, Oh my gosh, you're going.
Speaker 4: I was like, I don't really have anything, but let
Speaker 4: me just make some weird ship ups that can live
Speaker 4: on TikTok.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Oh, your reaction is solid. Hopefully that
Speaker 2: gets caught because I was trying to just keep it in.
Speaker 3: With the get in there. That ship is funny. Dude, funny,
Speaker 3: it makes you you weren't a part of a frat
Speaker 3: were you? You weren't a frat boy, were you? I
Speaker 3: was for a year and a half or so, and
Speaker 3: then yeah, it has this ship out of Now, what's the.
Speaker 2: Worst thing they did to you?
Speaker 5: I didn't really get it. I didn't get anything they like.
Speaker 5: I remember one guy tried to they call like bows
Speaker 5: and toes, so it's like doing a plank, but on
Speaker 5: your elbows. And then I remember it was like some
Speaker 5: older ath and I was like a freshman, just like
Speaker 5: on on your actual elbows, and a lot of times
Speaker 5: that make you do them on my bottle.
Speaker 1: Caps, so like fucking hurts.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I remember they like placed like a solo cup full
Speaker 5: of beer on my back and like he was like,
Speaker 5: you got to make it to sixty seconds and if
Speaker 5: you do that, you're good. And I remember I made
Speaker 5: it to fifty nine three times in a row, and
Speaker 5: at fifty nine he just spilled the beer all over
Speaker 5: my back and I'm win like a suit And that
Speaker 5: was like literally the worst thing that ever happened to me.
Speaker 5: And then I was like, dude, I'm done with this shit,
Speaker 5: Like I'm not paying for this anymore, and I told
Speaker 5: him I was out, and the president called me and
Speaker 5: was like, hey, man, you don't have to pay anymore.
Speaker 5: It's all good, Like you can still show up to
Speaker 5: the stuff. And I was like, yeah, I know, I'm
Speaker 5: doing that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're mad.
Speaker 1: Oh no.
Speaker 3: I was just like, dude, I'm not Jack getting upset
Speaker 3: once a week. Dude, those are the three things you
Speaker 3: can guarantee on. Bro. I can't imagine ha'sing your ass.
Speaker 2: Can't imagine it.
Speaker 1: No, I mean, look, I met cool guy.
Speaker 2: Look, it was fun.
Speaker 1: We you know, had fun parties and shit.
Speaker 5: But like at the end of the day, like after
Speaker 5: you're a freshman and that shit's so lame. Like watching
Speaker 5: guys who were twenty one and twenty two their seniors,
Speaker 5: like having this power struggle over kids who are just
Speaker 5: coming in just because they were fucking losers in high
Speaker 5: school and now they finally have some kind of status.
Speaker 1: It's like, go fuck yourself.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: Today, Iri, dude.
Speaker 4: Speaking to somebody too, like direct hit one guy.
Speaker 3: Everyone enjoys. These fucking pods the way are the fucking best, dude.
Speaker 3: Greek life really is an interesting concept. Yeah, it's now
Speaker 3: the networking thing. You look far into the future, the
Speaker 3: networking deal is seems like a nice little move for people.
Speaker 3: When I was in college, it was like, what is
Speaker 3: why would you pay for friends?
Speaker 4: Greek life didn't fuck with the football team when I
Speaker 4: was in school, so we know, we never went to
Speaker 4: none of that stuff.
Speaker 3: Broca, I've kind of fucked with us, but I was
Speaker 3: kind of a little frat boy myself.
Speaker 2: I always kind of get in.
Speaker 4: Remember Richie and Cognito went and knocked on some Greek
Speaker 4: Greek uh, some Greek house and beat the ship out
Speaker 4: of basically everybody into.
Speaker 2: Or something like that too in college, but Richie was
Speaker 2: older than me. I don't know how much holders were
Speaker 2: thirty four thirty five, He's probably two years old than
Speaker 2: he was.
Speaker 4: Probably the generation like right before I got there. But
Speaker 4: we had this strength coach named Riggs uh Ragoni and
Speaker 4: he was a stud I'm talking. You'd get in the
Speaker 4: cold tub and he would just come up after like
Speaker 4: holding his breath for five minutes. The dude who was
Speaker 4: a fucking he was a special teams demon, bro and
Speaker 4: he would tell us a story about how h and
Speaker 4: Bo was a coach at the time too, and RAGONI
Speaker 4: I feel like I guess he got jumped or beat
Speaker 4: up by a couple of fraternity fraternity dudes.
Speaker 2: And then they had this team meeting like, hey, if
Speaker 2: anything has to siation today, do what fraternity d d dudes.
Speaker 4: And then they had they had a team meeting and
Speaker 4: coach was like, hey, anybody who picks on her own,
Speaker 4: like you know, I know how we would handle and
Speaker 4: stuff like that. And Riggs said that Richie came up
Speaker 4: to him and goes, hey, get in my truck, and
Speaker 4: he goes, I didn't have much a relationship with uh
Speaker 4: with Richie because the dude was just a savage and.
Speaker 2: Riggs was just like a special Things player. He's like,
Speaker 2: walk on special Things player. That's how he got it.
Speaker 4: And so he gets in the truck with Richie and
Speaker 4: he's like, I want you to point out the how
Speaker 4: that they live in and they're like driving, it's just
Speaker 4: them too, and Rix is like, it's that house right there,
Speaker 4: And apparently Richie gets out and goes to knocks on
Speaker 4: the door and right when they answer, he fucking kicks
Speaker 4: the door in and starts beating the ship out of
Speaker 4: everybody he's looking at.
Speaker 2: And comes out unscathed.
Speaker 1: Everybody was in there showing up at the door, brow
Speaker 1: on the screen.
Speaker 2: The screen's dead.
Speaker 3: Oh fuck, but hey, imagine that, bro, you just roll
Speaker 3: here's rolling with somebody like Richie that You're like, oh,
Speaker 3: he's you know, seems like he's gonna be a this
Speaker 3: is the right guy to be with you point and
Speaker 3: you're like, man, I wonder what's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: He just beats the ship out of everybody in the.
Speaker 3: House comes out, and that's how you got kicked out
Speaker 3: in Nebraska, right.
Speaker 2: Oh no, there were there were other things. We don't
Speaker 2: need to go into that that one.
Speaker 1: That one.
Speaker 4: They came back, They come back the next day, and
Speaker 4: I feel like the consensus is and feel like, who
Speaker 4: knows if we should have had that kind of meeting
Speaker 4: for fucking Richie, because you know, Richie.
Speaker 2: Was sitting there like, oh fucking yeah, not one of
Speaker 2: our own.
Speaker 3: Richie's never has an age the day in his life.
Speaker 3: We saw him when we were in Arizona for the
Speaker 3: Super Bowl. Guy look exactly like he did when I
Speaker 3: met him seven years ago. It's just wild.
Speaker 2: I know. We gotta get him on the bus, pank, bro, Yeah,
Speaker 2: we gotta get him On because I'd love to ask
Speaker 2: him about that, because you know how, you know how
Speaker 2: stories are too like legends, legend has it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I probably told a story once on the
Speaker 3: bus before when Jordan Kovacs I think he actually coaches
Speaker 3: for the Bengals now. He was at the University of Michigan.
Speaker 3: Walk on guy was a special team guy, end up
Speaker 3: becoming all big ten safety and getting drafted to the Dolphins.
Speaker 3: Like killer story, all American type of cat. Yeah, great, dude,
Speaker 3: that's him right there. He gets drafted or goes to
Speaker 3: the Dolphins, comes back for like a bye week or
Speaker 3: something like that. During game we're out, We're at Rick's
Speaker 3: American Cafe, your boys hammered drunk, and he comes up.
Speaker 3: He goes, Bro, there's this guy on the Dolphins that
Speaker 3: reminds me so much. You guys have the same exact personality,
Speaker 3: Like the way you guys get after it. All this
Speaker 3: stuff is like, his name's Richie and Cognito. You should
Speaker 3: fuck like you guys would definitely be boys. Two weeks later,
Speaker 3: all that Jonathan Martin shit came out and I was
Speaker 3: like that that guy thinks I'm the same as him,
Speaker 3: And then fucking Richie and I met before the Bills
Speaker 3: game my second year because gay biker wins the Bills,
Speaker 3: and we all got dinner the night before the game,
Speaker 3: and Richie and I hit it off, like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we could buy these, and then we trained together
Speaker 2: that off season, dude.
Speaker 3: And anytime Richie I took a photo together, the comments
Speaker 3: and they were like, not these two.
Speaker 2: Not these together, dude.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, it was dude, Richie. I've said this before
Speaker 3: and I'll say that thousand times. A healthy Richie Incognito
Speaker 3: is one of the greatest human beings in the world.
Speaker 3: We saw him at We saw him out in Arizona.
Speaker 3: I sorry, sorry, you know you know, you know take
Speaker 3: his black label today, you know that, bro.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, we saw him.
Speaker 3: We saw him in Arizona and during the Drake thing,
Speaker 3: which was its own fucking story and its own and
Speaker 3: big hugs.
Speaker 2: It was a little nervous.
Speaker 3: Broke to him in a while, dude, and you kind
Speaker 3: of the rich things with Richie and I, which is
Speaker 3: not my story to tell. We could probably have them
Speaker 3: on the podcast one day and tell the whole story,
Speaker 3: but we didn't end on the best of terms. Like
Speaker 3: the last time we saw him was at Exos and
Speaker 3: he basically pulled you this side and was like, hey,
Speaker 3: I don't fuck with Taylor.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: He goes, oh, I want to keep his energy away
Speaker 4: from mine, and I was like, no, just me, him
Speaker 4: and Lane Johnson standing then I'm like all right man.
Speaker 4: He's like hey, but we're We're good done. I'm like,
Speaker 4: thank god. It's like I just want you to.
Speaker 3: Know that gonna have to find his own battles out there.
Speaker 4: And then when we did see him in Arizona album,
Speaker 4: like thinking, like because Richie's like, oh, come on back here,
Speaker 4: come on, I'm like, hey, rich you and I'm just thinking,
Speaker 4: I hope this is I think it's gonna go smooth
Speaker 4: because he is, like, you know, Richie's like a good soul.
Speaker 2: He's a good It's a scary spot to be in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, goh, chirp back, but all yeah, this just goes
Speaker 3: back to him fucking his his stuff he had to
Speaker 3: deal with, dude, and it seems like when we were
Speaker 3: in Arizona with him, it seemed like he had all
Speaker 3: his ship together and he's like just seemed like the
Speaker 3: best version of himself. I hope that train keeps rolling, dude, because,
Speaker 3: like I said that version of Richie. There's literally not
Speaker 3: a better human out there, not a better human.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's he's fun.
Speaker 3: He was the one that like when I first met
Speaker 3: Taylor and me and Talon, obviously for those of you
Speaker 3: who listened a lot the tier ones out there, we
Speaker 3: fucking uh. Taylor and I got engaged in five weeks,
Speaker 3: married in two months. We married on four to twenty
Speaker 3: because we thought it was funny.
Speaker 2: But when I.
Speaker 3: Told people that I was gonna get married, I told
Speaker 3: like three people, one of my best friend at the time,
Speaker 3: we're really not even that close to anymore, and he
Speaker 3: like tried to talk me off the ledge, like saying
Speaker 3: all the shit, and then Richie pulled me over the
Speaker 3: side and was like, hey, are you sure about this?
Speaker 3: And then he laid out like he could be a
Speaker 3: gold digger, she could be this, she could be that,
Speaker 3: all these things. She's like, are you okay with the
Speaker 3: worst case situation? I was like yeah, he was then brother,
Speaker 3: I'm happy for you, and like it was a great
Speaker 3: conversation that a friend would have with another friend in
Speaker 3: that situation. And then right from there, as soon as
Speaker 3: like he knew like I was rock solid on it,
Speaker 3: he like, was like, your decision, you do what you do.
Speaker 3: And he's been He was amazing, dude. One of the boys,
Speaker 3: one of the boys took me and Taylor, Me, Taylor
Speaker 3: and him took us to the first Connor McGregor Nate
Speaker 3: Diz fight to Vegas. Is like, Hey, we're gonna go
Speaker 3: this weekend. Do you want to go? Look at the time,
Speaker 3: was like, Bro, I don't really watch UFC like that,
Speaker 3: but I'll go with you. And he's like, go watch
Speaker 3: Connor McGregor videos and call me back. So I went
Speaker 3: on like a two hour fucking that was going down
Speaker 3: an absolute rabbit hole of Connor McGregor stuff, and I
Speaker 3: call him back. I was like, I gotta fucking go
Speaker 3: to this law of attraction. It was in Dude. It
Speaker 3: was awesome. So Richie's fucking.
Speaker 4: Come on the bus, brother, come on the bus. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I know he definitely wants to get on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, dude, Texas was fucking awesome. We did
Speaker 3: the live show back on the Live Show ship.
Speaker 2: Dude. Hey, the live The live show was a It
Speaker 2: was live, bro, it was now great.
Speaker 5: Up.
Speaker 2: We had the green room.
Speaker 3: We had It's like about the green room, talk about
Speaker 3: the green room from Texas to South Carolina.
Speaker 2: The green room in South Carolina was a basement like
Speaker 2: dungeon we.
Speaker 1: Got doing it justice is saying it was a basement.
Speaker 1: It was a seller.
Speaker 4: Seller with a freezer big enough to hide bodies in.
Speaker 4: That's where we're sitting waiting to go up to go
Speaker 4: on stage. But the spot Vulcan Gas Company, they had
Speaker 4: a good set up, a little two story spot right
Speaker 4: over top of the stage, like it was fucking cool.
Speaker 4: And then they had the green room and he's like
Speaker 4: he pulls out cigars and say, hey, smoke, you can
Speaker 4: smoke in here.
Speaker 2: You can smoke cigars, whatever you want to do.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh, buddy, I'm gonna get my hands
Speaker 4: on a gar now, which I did drunk, but.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we did start drinking like right when the VIP
Speaker 3: things started. So by the time we hit the show
Speaker 3: we were cooked.
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, because it was big. It felt like, hey,
Speaker 4: this was good.
Speaker 3: A little were nervous, kind of like we made it
Speaker 3: type by the look at this bro Yeah, and it
Speaker 3: was almost sold out and fucking this week in Columbus, Ohio,
Speaker 3: all the places we're going to do to sold out.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hostile environment environment.
Speaker 3: I came away to get a little ras going with
Speaker 3: the crowd.
Speaker 4: But then Vulcan is like a few a few down
Speaker 4: from the Mothership too, Like you're just on a street
Speaker 4: where you know, like, oh the street, right, comedy comes
Speaker 4: through here.
Speaker 2: Well, now I know they're trying to build it.
Speaker 3: It seems like Joe Rogan's really just said fuck La,
Speaker 3: fuck the comedy clubs in l A. And we're just
Speaker 3: going We're going all comedy in Texas.
Speaker 2: Now. The Mothership thing is fucking cool.
Speaker 1: If y'all know that.
Speaker 5: It's like a no cancel culture thing. They're like, you
Speaker 5: can go there and say whatever you want. Essentially, that's
Speaker 5: like the whole premise of the Mothership is like it's
Speaker 5: a safe place for comedians to go and write jokes
Speaker 5: and no one's gonna be canceled.
Speaker 2: Essentially.
Speaker 4: That's so funny. It's like you can slip into more
Speaker 4: of a there. But yeah, it's maybe a family show.
Speaker 3: Like you can say, hey, so you want to go
Speaker 3: you want to be racist, like that's the place to
Speaker 3: go to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, it's uncanceable. I'm like, I can't wait to
Speaker 2: continue to listen to what he's trying to if you
Speaker 2: hit minorities, go to the Mothership. Yeah, had a problem
Speaker 2: with trans people. Mothership. You got some ship to get
Speaker 2: off your chest, you go to the mother show.
Speaker 3: That was cool, dude, And we met up with Uncle
Speaker 3: Laser Lazarre whatever you want to call him. Dude guy
Speaker 3: is an absolute trip. Yeah, man, he was a fun
Speaker 3: fucking time. I'm telling the boys, I couldn't wait to
Speaker 3: just do the whole bit.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, Taylor's so excited to meet you.
Speaker 3: Hey stop, because I did show you a couple of
Speaker 3: his videos and now you're doing it.
Speaker 2: I just met him, Like god damn, here we go. Brother.
Speaker 2: It's one of those was like, I got my boy.
Speaker 4: He's so stoked to meet you, like you said me,
Speaker 4: watch your stories like you just.
Speaker 2: Hey stop, you got it? Like bro got it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But it was a lot of fun, dude, he's great time. Yeah.
Speaker 3: He got in there ten minutes, grabbed himself a red bull,
Speaker 3: and then I heard him whisper to himself, I'll just
Speaker 3: have one, and he grabs himself a button l dude
Speaker 3: and starts cranking that, which.
Speaker 4: By the way, the fan that was trying to get
Speaker 4: him off the stage, that's fucking bullshit, dude, Why do
Speaker 4: you do you do you remember that?
Speaker 2: Do you not remember that? Guy was a scumbag. He
Speaker 2: was like, we're here to solid up until that point.
Speaker 2: He got too drunk and we were here to guy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, He's like, we're here to see you guys, not
Speaker 6: to see you get off the stage.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that?
Speaker 3: I remember him making a big fuss, but it's kind
Speaker 3: of hard to hear everybody I remember.
Speaker 2: Really it was a weird negative vibe. There was a
Speaker 2: weird negative vibe.
Speaker 3: There was one There was one dude with glasses kind
Speaker 3: of looked like we'll call it a gatherer. He looked
Speaker 3: like a gatherer and he was fucking loud, bro like
Speaker 3: saying whatever.
Speaker 2: He couldn't really say nothing.
Speaker 3: He would just be like you just like this hand
Speaker 3: was he trying to do a shoutout? No free shotow
Speaker 3: just really wasn't cooking for him, dude. Then there was
Speaker 3: the uh hey, somebody here was the Undertaker sitting with
Speaker 3: the guy from the green h with the with the
Speaker 3: packers off on and he was solid in the beginning,
Speaker 3: and he got too drunk. He was bro we weren't
Speaker 3: kicking nobody out of here.
Speaker 2: I thought, dude. No, he was fantastic guy with the
Speaker 2: backwards hat.
Speaker 3: He shout out suck though, he was like shout out
Speaker 3: and then he just named some biking company.
Speaker 4: Business boy, you get the platform to do shout you
Speaker 4: do you fucking think?
Speaker 3: I guess myself, all right, you know one guy's like
Speaker 3: shout out the bully, like the Green Bay guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah we are until that til that, you know, they
Speaker 2: all they got.
Speaker 4: They got a little few of them got a little
Speaker 4: too drunk, and by a little too drunk, way too drunk.
Speaker 2: Way too drunk, couldn't speak. Yeah, they were fired up, bro.
Speaker 3: But even after it was fun. People stayed a little
Speaker 3: bit after we had some drinks with them, cruised over
Speaker 3: to Whiskey Tango Fox Trot.
Speaker 2: That was a good time. Vibes, live music was it was,
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 3: Fund It was a great time. Ping pong battles were
Speaker 3: going on. He had like wei and ship set up.
Speaker 3: It was dude, And I was just bouncing.
Speaker 4: All over that every time I kept going to the
Speaker 4: bathroom toone, just leaning more and more on the wall.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, Will said he blocked out, But legit, I
Speaker 3: thought you were fine the whole night.
Speaker 2: Bro. Every time I talked to you.
Speaker 3: I was like, man, he's really fucking keeping his composure.
Speaker 3: The next day seeing Will though, not to see one
Speaker 3: of your boys like that.
Speaker 2: Down.
Speaker 6: Will was at the point where anytime you saw him,
Speaker 6: even if it was like thirty seconds later, he just
Speaker 6: wap you up and give you a massive hug.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I was running around. Man. It was fun.
Speaker 2: I tried.
Speaker 3: I think I tried to talk to you every single
Speaker 3: person in that bar.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we were, yeah, the boy we were. It was
Speaker 4: fun man, it was great, awesome, was fucking awesome. And
Speaker 4: what even made me more nervous too about the show
Speaker 4: is having that crew come through, the hunting crew.
Speaker 3: Well then then they're like, uh, man, like, uh Tony Hitchcliffe,
Speaker 3: is that him?
Speaker 2: Tony kill Tony?
Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah, but he would he didn't actually, I
Speaker 4: know they said.
Speaker 3: He was coming. Fuck dude. Then Laser shows up. He's
Speaker 3: a comedian. It's like, oh, there's there was like real
Speaker 3: performers watching us do whatever the fuck we're doing here.
Speaker 3: We don't even know what to call our show, yeah, because.
Speaker 2: There's like, who's that? Who's killed? Ton is like, bro
Speaker 2: kill Tony.
Speaker 3: I'm like no, no, no, they said Tony Hitchcliff is coming.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh fuck yeah, and you're like, who's that.
Speaker 2: I didn't know who Tony Hitchcliff was. I know who
Speaker 2: kill Tony is. Yeah, that's all I like.
Speaker 4: I'm not starting to say, like, you know, these live
Speaker 4: podcasts like this could be our shot. This yeah, like
Speaker 4: we're coming to get scouted right now.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 3: It was a fucking It was a great time, man,
Speaker 3: it really was. And now we get to go to Columbus,
Speaker 3: ohioff all the places in the world, a sold out show.
Speaker 2: It's just crazy. How do you think they're gonna take
Speaker 2: you in? Dude?
Speaker 3: So I've already been up there once, so my expectations aren't.
Speaker 3: I don't think they're gonna be as hostile as I
Speaker 3: probably would have if I didn't go up there and
Speaker 3: do college college game Day, because I went up be
Speaker 3: in college game Day and I literally thought to myself,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna wake up in the middle of the night
Speaker 3: with a bunch of people with bars of soap and
Speaker 3: of sleeping back and just beating the ship out of
Speaker 3: me with it. That didn't happen. Everyone was actually super nice.
Speaker 3: A couple of guys, yeah, yeah, yeah, A couple of
Speaker 3: guys razzed me a little bit, but than that, it
Speaker 3: was a good time. Obviously, when I got on stage
Speaker 3: and I was on on the show, they were booed
Speaker 3: me in the back, but like, boos are the same
Speaker 3: things as cheers.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 3: I had a fucking blast with that. So I had
Speaker 3: a good time at Columbus. And then to see this
Speaker 3: sell out, I'm like, damn, yeah, that's a weird do
Speaker 3: they got to be coming to see will I.
Speaker 4: Hope that we go out and we just get booed
Speaker 4: because they're all they're wanting to be fucking hostile.
Speaker 3: That'd be awesome day. Then we got to try to
Speaker 3: win them over.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and when we do, like just laugh, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Laugh a little bit, laugh.
Speaker 3: Because we're funny ish.
Speaker 2: We're not comedian, we're working. We're students.
Speaker 3: We're a chemistry. We're a game of chemistry. You're walking
Speaker 3: up there, you're hanging out with us or hanging out.
Speaker 2: With the boys. That's what the show is. We're students
Speaker 2: of the game.
Speaker 3: Now we do got to talk about Louisiana. Though sold
Speaker 3: out show is incredible contrast, we sold twenty nine total
Speaker 3: tickets to ls is Shoes not.
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's like Fred Barr's the thing
Speaker 4: where everybody just goes and they'll just buy tickets like
Speaker 4: once they get there. But yeah, as far as like
Speaker 4: pre selling tickets, like we've done well everywhere except for LSU,
Speaker 4: and I'm talking, yeah, you're right, like complete one eight,
Speaker 4: Like we're over one hundred tickets at every spot, some too,
Speaker 4: which are whatever the capacity is, right, but LSU we're
Speaker 4: literally sitting at as we speak right now. This is
Speaker 4: a Monday. You guys are listening on Tuesday. But we've
Speaker 4: only sold twenty nine tickets, So who knows. He might
Speaker 4: just turned that thing into a nice little into m
Speaker 4: Q and A.
Speaker 3: It would be nice to turn it into something that's
Speaker 3: not necessarily a live show and just kind of turned
Speaker 3: into a big party. Like everyone and will do the
Speaker 3: Crawfis spoil. We'll do what we gotta do because obviously
Speaker 3: like people, people sponsor the show, and we want to
Speaker 3: make sure that we give out for those people. But
Speaker 3: like twenty nine people, it's kind of like, hey, maybe
Speaker 3: we do fifteen minutes of this, then we do a
Speaker 3: Q and A, we do some shot out. No free
Speaker 3: shoutouts and then we roll like, well, we'll come up
Speaker 3: with that game plan. Get the situation is stays the
Speaker 3: same as it is right now on this Monday, But
Speaker 3: buck boys, oh State sold Out's crazy. Yeah, honess to
Speaker 3: see their facilities too, How it stacks up to Michigan.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I went to two Ohio State like youth football camps
Speaker 6: when I was a kid, and I don't really remember
Speaker 6: all that much, but I know they have like a
Speaker 6: hallway that is just all of their trophies, Like Archie Griffins,
Speaker 6: both of his Heisman trophies are in there, and at
Speaker 6: like the end of the hallway they have like you
Speaker 6: know how in uh like in church, there's like that
Speaker 6: pane of glass like with the artwork.
Speaker 2: And stuff on it.
Speaker 6: They have the block oh on it with like just
Speaker 6: the like a helmet sitting on it, and it's like it.
Speaker 2: Looks really cool, sounds lame.
Speaker 6: And they're they're indoor like practice facilities like dope as well,
Speaker 6: And like I'm excited because I'm an Ohio State fan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know what you are. Are you gonna are you?
Speaker 2: Are you gonna try and wear blue?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna wear blue the whole time. Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: wear an amazing blue hat and amazing are bust with the
Speaker 3: boys and the one that got c Indeed, I'm wearing
Speaker 3: that m and we'll see how it goes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I'm have a backup just in case
Speaker 2: I'm not walking that thing.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, but it is what it is, dude.
Speaker 3: Other than that, dude, NFL not a whole lot going
Speaker 3: on right now. It is kind of the calm before
Speaker 3: the draft storm. But one thing that's big right now
Speaker 3: is Lamar Jackson coming up publicly saying that he wanted
Speaker 3: to trade as a March second. I thought he had
Speaker 3: a nice little tweet.
Speaker 2: I thought his three.
Speaker 3: Little little tweets, his little chain was really well worded.
Speaker 3: Thought he did a great job.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Not something that's just completely contrasted away from his
Speaker 2: voice to where you know, somebody wrote this thing for him. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But if I'm a if I'm a Baltimore Ravens fan,
Speaker 3: I'm pissed now. I want to see, like what his
Speaker 3: market value is. I wish someone would come out and
Speaker 3: say that, dude's so funny stavvy.
Speaker 2: To his his to his thread, yeah right there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, it's gonna be interesting to see where he lands.
Speaker 4: I feel like his resume is out there like he's
Speaker 4: gonna be He's gonna want an MVP.
Speaker 2: It's just it's just where he's going to get paid.
Speaker 3: And how he gets paid is another question too, because
Speaker 3: I mean we're in the street as he wants a
Speaker 3: fully guaranteed contract, which is how he should be posturing
Speaker 3: right now. You need those guys like Lamar Jackson to
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 3: What an opportunity for Lamar to really give out, give
Speaker 3: out his uh, what's w I'm looking for his narrative,
Speaker 3: his words on the bus.
Speaker 4: We would love to have him on the bus. I
Speaker 4: love he like, you know what, He's got something going.
Speaker 4: He's got a what is YouTube channel rolling? I don't
Speaker 4: know if they connected page or something, fan website, fan fans,
Speaker 4: fans trust fans, trust eight.
Speaker 2: But we love that on the bus. Yeah, I'm trying
Speaker 2: to pick my shot correctly. Slide in.
Speaker 3: Maybe we'll just clip this, dude, Maybe we'll just clip
Speaker 3: this and be like, Lamar, we would love to have
Speaker 3: you on the podcast. We'll fly you down, brother. We
Speaker 3: will literally pay for that Southwest flight now Ay one
Speaker 3: through fifteen, man gets you the early bird why not. Yeah,
Speaker 3: one through fifteen. You want to you're really willing to
Speaker 3: go that far. I think we should go that far.
Speaker 3: We'll guarantee it all too.
Speaker 2: Hey, when that's a big this package, we'll put you
Speaker 2: up in a nice hotel, ish.
Speaker 3: Nice ish hotel. I mean, it's not gonna be the best.
Speaker 3: We're doing the best one. I think we've got to
Speaker 3: guarantee him the best hotel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right,
Speaker 3: we'll do the best hotel and you come in, fly in,
Speaker 3: do the pod. We'll fly it back out, no problem.
Speaker 3: We'll take you out the dinner too, In and out. Dude,
Speaker 3: bring your agents, bring your people so that they can
Speaker 3: sit in and be like, oh, you know, they can fucking.
Speaker 2: Whatever we got to do to make it happen. We
Speaker 2: will want to make it happen, dude.
Speaker 3: We just want to make it happen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, either way, I am curious to know what happened
Speaker 4: between Baltimore and him for them to not meet anything,
Speaker 4: because it looks like he's been requesting the trade since
Speaker 4: the beginning of this month, which is wild that they've
Speaker 4: been that they've done such a good job of keeping
Speaker 4: that thing on hush hush.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder if when did they put the franchise
Speaker 3: tag on them? Can you look that up? Because if
Speaker 3: you want to trade for a franchise tag, guy, I
Speaker 3: believe it's two first round picks.
Speaker 2: I think it is. That was a specific franchise tag
Speaker 2: they put on him, a non exclusive franchise tag.
Speaker 6: Something like that, Like they could have put a different
Speaker 6: one on him that it was just like one first
Speaker 6: round or something like that?
Speaker 2: Was it?
Speaker 1: I mean, this is March seventhicles written.
Speaker 5: But I wonder if you requested that trade and then
Speaker 5: they franchise tagged him.
Speaker 2: So that they get.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it seems like they couldn't come to an agreement
Speaker 4: on his fully guaranteed contract. He's requesting a trade, like, Hey,
Speaker 4: if you don't want to work with me, like trade me.
Speaker 4: Then they put on they put on their business hat
Speaker 4: and they put up the They hit them with the
Speaker 4: tag that's going to say, hey, open up to the market,
Speaker 4: go test it, go see what you got out there,
Speaker 4: and then they have the opportunity to match it. And
Speaker 4: then obviously the narrative has been taken every which direction
Speaker 4: over these last few weeks to where now Lamar is
Speaker 4: coming out and trying to start telling his story on
Speaker 4: it all that he requested a trade back in early March.
Speaker 7: And you know, do you think we don't know its
Speaker 7: market value because the owners are kind of getting.
Speaker 4: Together conspiracy out there that you know, people are in
Speaker 4: bed and they're not they're not trying to offer due
Speaker 4: because why wouldn't you want a reigning MVP, somebody who
Speaker 4: is in their prime, somebody that's got nothing but their
Speaker 4: best ball ahead of them. Yeah, why would there be
Speaker 4: no market at all? Like zero, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Because it's not it's not like they can offer Lamar
Speaker 4: didn't have to accept it. He's just got to set
Speaker 4: it down the line and then the Ravens have a
Speaker 4: chance to match it. But you'd almost like it's very
Speaker 4: interesting and like, why hasn't there been any kind of
Speaker 4: market on Lamar Jackson?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is that is an odd deal. There might
Speaker 3: be some colluding in the background.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 4: I think that's what the PA and other people are
Speaker 4: trying to fight for. That there is some of that
Speaker 4: going on.
Speaker 3: And see, Yeah, and if the PA is actually fighting
Speaker 3: for something, it's got to be true because they don't
Speaker 3: fight for shit. They picked their shots, They definitely picked
Speaker 3: their shots shots because they are terrible. It wasn't for
Speaker 3: your ten, not for your ten. Yeah, they didn't take
Speaker 3: a shot on your ten, did they?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude?
Speaker 3: Fuck the pay easy, bro, No, I'm back.
Speaker 5: Are you?
Speaker 2: Are you? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I see. They're so fucking bad. The NFL p A
Speaker 3: is so awful at their job.
Speaker 2: We should have j C. Trader on the bus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we can have Jason. I think Jac's a phenomenal guy.
Speaker 3: But at the end of the day, there's dudes. But
Speaker 3: he might be the president of the PA, but there's
Speaker 3: the other guys, the old guys that couldn't find a
Speaker 3: real job when they were done playing football and had
Speaker 3: to go fucking stick and ball and do all that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there definitely needs to be transitions that happen in
Speaker 4: the PA a bunch of cuts.
Speaker 2: But to say the entire PA and just say a whole.
Speaker 3: I think it just sucks, dude, as a whole. They suck.
Speaker 2: We're talking to them. We're talking about our union. Brother, Yeah,
Speaker 2: your union. I don't I know you.
Speaker 4: I know you've never been to one of the meetings,
Speaker 4: so you can't necessarily, well, I.
Speaker 3: Go to a meeting for what so I can be
Speaker 3: away from my family for four days because that's the
Speaker 3: only reason want to get.
Speaker 2: To go to the meetings. You get. No, No, it's not.
Speaker 3: You need to go there to be away from them
Speaker 3: their families and fucking have a vacation because nothing gets
Speaker 3: done when they're there.
Speaker 2: No, you get, you get a plus one. Hey, that's
Speaker 2: you're just assuming right now.
Speaker 4: You're taking wild shots that you have zero credibility behind
Speaker 4: because you've never been there.
Speaker 3: I've never been there, but I fucking heard about it.
Speaker 3: Go to Hawaii, go to fucking this place. That's great,
Speaker 3: that's any time Taylor's.
Speaker 2: That's what they do.
Speaker 3: They fucking put you in a nice hotel in a
Speaker 3: very tropical setting, and you think yourself, Wow, they're really
Speaker 3: doing spend that money, put them bitches up into Motel eight, dude,
Speaker 3: and fucking Baltimore, Maryland, and just fucking go over there
Speaker 3: for a week. Maybe you'll get some shit done. Then
Speaker 3: NFL P a bunch of dude. I fucking hate them.
Speaker 3: They're so awful. And I know your boys all the
Speaker 3: time are like, hey, we gotta get the tailor. They're
Speaker 3: not getting to me.
Speaker 2: Well everyone knows. They like, yeah, you had a tough loss,
Speaker 2: you had a tough loss, Dudude, fucked the PA.
Speaker 3: Dude, you had a tough loss, a big l and
Speaker 3: they didn't even stand up for your boy. Let me
Speaker 3: change the fucking vibes here a little bit, because I
Speaker 3: can feel myself spiraling. I've already spiled. Let's call a spade.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, a million dollars. LA.
Speaker 4: You're doing your thing, Lamar Jackson. Though hopefully they're you know,
Speaker 4: they're finding the good fight for the boy, Lamar.
Speaker 2: Hopefully they I mean, let's hope. Should we do? Uh,
Speaker 2: maybe this will pick your spirits of shout out no
Speaker 2: free shout out. Yeah, that'll make me feel better. That'll
Speaker 2: make you feel better, Yeah, that'll bloss You want to
Speaker 2: kick us off for our favorite segment, our shoutout no
Speaker 2: free shout out of the week of the week. I'm
Speaker 2: excited to talk about mine because it happened the other day.
Speaker 7: I shout out no free shoutouts a little bit more personal.
Speaker 7: I know we don't shout out personal brands, but I
Speaker 7: wanted to shout out my brother and his barbecue. Reshant
Speaker 7: is a first in Nashville hot chicken restaurant in Oxnard, California,
Speaker 7: these past two weeks, they ran a March Madness style
Speaker 7: tournament of sixty two restaurants in our hometown and he won.
Speaker 3: So shout out, oh shit, yees go awesome. That is
Speaker 3: fucking all time bad at a boss. That's a good
Speaker 3: shout out. Good luck Jack.
Speaker 5: Yeah, mine's not going to top that cause mine goes
Speaker 5: out two Q tips. And when you get out of
Speaker 5: that shower, though, and everyone knows the feeling, it is
Speaker 5: like the closest thing you can get to an orgasm.
Speaker 1: You're in that canal and oh and you gotta.
Speaker 2: You gotta take it out. You gotta take it out.
Speaker 5: The best way I can describe it is like when
Speaker 5: you hit a doll, you scratch a dog and you
Speaker 5: get that itch for my bad and you know what
Speaker 5: I'm saying, They start like kicking the leg and it's
Speaker 5: like that's how I feel when I get that Q tip.
Speaker 1: Right in there, I'm like my leg starts kind of.
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, you know, sometimes you get up an
Speaker 5: extra one, You're like, I know it's already clean, but man,
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna so yes, a shout out to the
Speaker 5: Q tip, especially post shower. There's something about in this
Speaker 5: a little water in the air.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because sometimes when you c tip too much, it's
Speaker 3: a dry c tipping.
Speaker 2: You don't get that.
Speaker 3: Neat little moisture in there, little moisture and hopefully it's
Speaker 3: been a couple of days to get to meer waxing
Speaker 3: there some goods you pull out and you go, holy shit.
Speaker 2: Bro, I do know we got going on?
Speaker 3: I uh, I use Q tips probably quarterly. That's phenomenal.
Speaker 3: I'm sure every quarter you're having an absolute real organs.
Speaker 5: Four times a year probably supposed to use Q tips
Speaker 5: every day, trust me. I feel like there's got to
Speaker 5: be somewhere in the middle between four times a year
Speaker 5: to maybe like at least eight times a year, maybe
Speaker 5: fifteen who knows, once a month.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know if that's like a I'm a
Speaker 4: once I'm like a once a week guy. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 4: I'm sure that might be the more common ground.
Speaker 5: Just because the feeling of like scratching the inside of
Speaker 5: your ear canal.
Speaker 1: It's you said.
Speaker 4: You see all the beef and drama going on with
Speaker 4: the mean girls pot talking about do they wash their
Speaker 4: hands after they go to the bathroom and stuff like that. Like,
Speaker 4: I don't know if that right they're like you talking
Speaker 4: about I go once a week, Like if that's more
Speaker 4: of the common thing, because I feel like people do
Speaker 4: like the Q tip their ears. I just feel like
Speaker 4: I only get around to doing it maybe four times
Speaker 4: a year.
Speaker 2: Like sometimes you might just be walking around.
Speaker 4: You might just get a little piece of limp fall
Speaker 4: out of your ear, you know what I mean, where
Speaker 4: it's like just to build up was going on in there.
Speaker 1: Becau's preferably only one or two times a week.
Speaker 2: Like I'm a little behind, though, don't do it just.
Speaker 3: Q tip pushes it in the ear. It pushes it
Speaker 3: in dude. Roger Staffold before a game two years ago,
Speaker 3: he like lost hearing in the ear, fuck dude, and
Speaker 3: went in there with tweezers and they pulled out a
Speaker 3: fucking unit.
Speaker 2: It's happened to me before.
Speaker 3: Wax has a Really, it's actually a more common thing
Speaker 3: than people think. That's fucking wild.
Speaker 6: I was in college and like I wasn't even using
Speaker 6: Q tips. I guess it's been a minute for my ears.
Speaker 6: And then like I you know how like you rub
Speaker 6: your ear sometimes and it'll like help it out a
Speaker 6: little bit. I did that and it made it worse
Speaker 6: and then I got a Q tip and it made
Speaker 6: it worse, and I had to go to the like
Speaker 6: the medical center, and they just got like that flood,
Speaker 6: like that fluid. They just started like wirting it in
Speaker 6: your ear and like I had a cup right here
Speaker 6: and just wax was just falling.
Speaker 2: Oh my, it's amazing.
Speaker 4: After the words, I bet man all that head in there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, the dude, you know what probably would rival
Speaker 3: that feeling of getting that out doing colonics. You know what,
Speaker 3: It's like, we need to get a nice ship, dude,
Speaker 3: And it literally is nice, like it feels good. You're like, damn,
Speaker 3: and it's fucking a solid ship. I've never done colonics.
Speaker 2: I want to try bad. I don't know what.
Speaker 3: They put like this tube in your ass suck out
Speaker 3: all the ship in your colon. It's like a massive
Speaker 3: detox cleanse. Allegedly, it sounds super gay the way I
Speaker 3: just said.
Speaker 2: They go about eight inches deep out like this.
Speaker 1: What does he call that? A coffee?
Speaker 3: Animo coffee? And I heard that's not the best thing
Speaker 3: to do.
Speaker 5: I thought one all the time that year years ago,
Speaker 5: like back when we first started.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't think i've heard of that
Speaker 2: but I've never done, never done.
Speaker 3: I've never done an anemone.
Speaker 4: I need to get my asshole cleaned out, though, just
Speaker 4: because sometimes my pea's a little lighter, and I know
Speaker 4: that's a sign of like, you know, you need you
Speaker 4: need to get that colon st.
Speaker 2: The stream right, My stream isn't as strong as all
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 6: You do.
Speaker 3: Need to get that checked out, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I told Tale that, she's like, he needs to go
Speaker 3: to the doctor immediately. It's been five months. You've done
Speaker 3: that the mic.
Speaker 7: Yeah, No, I did it when I came back from Afghanistan,
Speaker 7: just because we ate a lot of stuff there.
Speaker 3: Would you do no its in the military. He was
Speaker 3: in the military.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're.
Speaker 4: Eating each other if you need to get that asshole
Speaker 4: cleaned out when we talked about in Afghanistan, serve.
Speaker 3: Your country always than one, is what you're saying.
Speaker 2: You legit, I will will forget that. Bosses in the military.
Speaker 3: That's exactly where my head.
Speaker 4: I had to get my buttole cleaned out because we
Speaker 4: just got back from Afghanistan.
Speaker 3: Before you finish your story, did you get mad at
Speaker 3: Will when he did? Couldn't figure out what the stripes
Speaker 3: were on the flag. Oh. I was just I was
Speaker 3: like laughing inside and like, that's what you're fighting for. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know, But I didn't take it personal. It wasn't
Speaker 3: a personal shot.
Speaker 2: I wasn't.
Speaker 7: More people were upset at you that you saluted with
Speaker 7: the wrong with the wrong hand.
Speaker 2: Oh you can't do.
Speaker 1: Left hand, No, people were.
Speaker 5: People were kind of dragging one of y'all in the
Speaker 5: the mother ship.
Speaker 3: That was my left hand because I'm left handed. Bro,
Speaker 3: it's not natural for me to do that. You know,
Speaker 3: you shouldn't salute anyway, right, unless you're in the military.
Speaker 2: What do you do?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're you're not. I mean, I don't know if
Speaker 3: you're not supposed to. I guess the game. But it
Speaker 3: was a football player that scored a touchdown and saluted.
Speaker 3: I think it was at ut Actually he like ran
Speaker 3: a touchdown and he like put his hand up and
Speaker 3: there's a military guy like na like screaming at him.
Speaker 2: And that's just You're just wasn't happy.
Speaker 3: Scored no salute the mile high salute.
Speaker 2: Remember that time you wanted to take a knee before
Speaker 2: the game, and I was like, bro, I'm not listening.
Speaker 3: Well, I can't believe you didn't do that, dude. Brutality
Speaker 3: is way too much. I can't believe they want take
Speaker 3: that need with me. That's crazy. Tell everybody you're kidding.
Speaker 2: I'm joking. That's a joke. I'll go with you for
Speaker 2: a little bit. Boston. I'm gonna need you to bring
Speaker 2: that back in. We got new listeners.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, listen Texas listeners like that, dude, I do. Hey.
Speaker 4: We were driving around Austin, Texas, and I was just
Speaker 4: sitting there like internally thinking like, man, I wish I
Speaker 4: was born here.
Speaker 3: Oh, it would be sick to be born in Texas. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know what to say. You know, it's a good
Speaker 3: backup though, Arizona Mitch, what's your shoutout?
Speaker 2: No? Free shutout? All right?
Speaker 6: My uh my shout I know free shout out is
Speaker 6: something that doesn't happen all the time, but it happened
Speaker 6: to me this past weekend, and like happened to me
Speaker 6: a while ago as well. So those videos that you
Speaker 6: watch and no matter what it is, or those moments
Speaker 6: that you like think about or relive and it gives
Speaker 6: you those like the goosebumps that chows You're like, oh,
Speaker 6: like that was really cool. Like I watched this Wisconsin
Speaker 6: uh like workout video and like Luke Fickle at the
Speaker 6: end is like we're fucking coming for it, and I
Speaker 6: was like, oh, like that fired me up.
Speaker 4: And then said players win games, team teams win championships.
Speaker 2: And we're here to win a fucking championship. I'm like y.
Speaker 5: Then.
Speaker 6: Another one that like really sticks out to me was
Speaker 6: when like the Buffalo Bills their first game after Demorrow,
Speaker 6: Hammlin and Naim Hines runs back to the opening kickoff
Speaker 6: for a touchdown, like just goo goosebumps that you get
Speaker 6: from that and like that.
Speaker 2: Like wow, that was really cool. It's like it's those
Speaker 2: moments that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm shouting out, moments that make you tear up
Speaker 3: a little bit, I.
Speaker 6: Mean not tear up, but like yes, but not not
Speaker 6: just strictly like the team.
Speaker 2: But like goose bumps and ship getting hype. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: like the moments that make you cry a little Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like that could be it as well.
Speaker 6: It's like it kind of like encompasses a lot, but
Speaker 6: it's just like those hype up videos like do it
Speaker 6: for me all the time?
Speaker 2: I run the same page.
Speaker 3: Now, well, what do you got, dude?
Speaker 2: Me? And beast. We got them working out last Friday.
Speaker 4: And uh, my shout out, no fore shoutout goes to
Speaker 4: dapping up your boy as you're exiting the building, but
Speaker 4: then also walking the same direction to get to your car.
Speaker 2: That's a shout out. That's a shoutout, dude.
Speaker 4: Here's why, because you're with your you're with your boy,
Speaker 4: like you dap up and go and then you start walking.
Speaker 4: We're like, oh we our cars are the same way.
Speaker 4: And then you start carrying on the conversation. You kind
Speaker 4: of break the ice of like it being awkward, and
Speaker 4: then you get to the end like, yo, you know,
Speaker 4: we got to tap up again. And then you tap
Speaker 4: up and give a bro hug at the end, just
Speaker 4: to salute and say, hey, see you later.
Speaker 2: Brother. But that's my that's my shoutout. No for shoutout,
Speaker 2: Like tapping up.
Speaker 4: Your boy when you're exiting the building and then walk
Speaker 4: in the same direction just to tap up again before
Speaker 4: you leave.
Speaker 3: That's a unique one, yeah, because it doesn't always go well.
Speaker 3: If you're in a meeting with somebody it's not your
Speaker 3: boy at the boy part. I totally understand why you
Speaker 3: brought that home there. But if You're like in a
Speaker 3: meeting with somebody and you leave like the area, the
Speaker 3: Starbucks or whatever, and you're like, all right, good seeing you.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's awkward.
Speaker 4: But think if it's like me and you, we just
Speaker 4: say we get done working out and we realize our
Speaker 4: cars in the same direction, are like, oh we get
Speaker 4: to keep hanging out.
Speaker 2: Yeah that is not fired up. Yeah, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. That's the that's the that's
Speaker 2: the feeling. You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yes, brother, your boy, dude, my SHATOWT no free SHADOWT
Speaker 3: goes to the first time you get your car detailed
Speaker 3: after you bought it. And this one came from Dave Lawan.
Speaker 3: Actually he text me this the other day. You buy
Speaker 3: a new vehicle, the first thing that goes to your
Speaker 3: mind when you's sit in that car is, man, this
Speaker 3: ship smells so fucking good. Now, after a couple of weeks,
Speaker 3: a couple of months, even you're thinking and never really
Speaker 3: crosses your mind. But there's not that u fork feeling
Speaker 3: when you get back in your vehicle. Now, you get
Speaker 3: your car detailed, you even go to a car wash,
Speaker 3: you drive that thing through. Maybe you buy like even
Speaker 3: the the black ice little tree. You put that in
Speaker 3: your car. The next time you get in that vehicle,
Speaker 3: that thing feels brand spanking new. So my shoutout no
Speaker 3: free shadow goes to the first detail after a vehicle purchase.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Dave, Dave watches man, he's a tier one.
Speaker 2: Do you think he's a tier one?
Speaker 3: I think if you were, if if you were to
Speaker 3: do like a fan, a fan off Bill's beating Dave.
Speaker 2: However, Dave fus with this pot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he
Speaker 2: loves it. He does. He got a fit. I know
Speaker 2: you wanted my You text me if I really texted
Speaker 2: me that.
Speaker 3: I sent him the photo of your father and I said,
Speaker 3: do you have anything remotely as cool as this outfit?
Speaker 2: And I don't think let.
Speaker 4: Me let me double check my phone, yo, And it
Speaker 4: was your listener right now, bloss put that thing up
Speaker 4: that the old man was a stud. He's got me
Speaker 4: rethinking a lot of ship Like damn.
Speaker 3: I talked about changing my style. Yeah, the boots, the
Speaker 3: whole thing. Listen, we might all have to make a
Speaker 3: big change. The boys are going country.
Speaker 2: No matter what I think I think we should, we
Speaker 2: should wear the fit.
Speaker 4: Maybe unie it up. Everybody some snake skin boots buying
Speaker 4: them boys, dude, Golds Gym. I got the Golds Gym
Speaker 4: crew on the way, but all of us were the
Speaker 4: rock the red Golds Gym Crew with a white collar
Speaker 4: under it. Gets some get some retro looking jeans boot
Speaker 4: cut obviously, bro.
Speaker 2: That's why last week I was like, I don't know
Speaker 2: if I'm both of my dad ass man.
Speaker 4: And then I said that in the chet because my
Speaker 4: daddy listened to the pod and he goes, hey, just
Speaker 4: so you know, like this was your old man back
Speaker 4: in the day, and since it an, I dropped the
Speaker 4: group chat and Jack said, what did you say?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 4: You said like, yeah, there's no way my dad's definitely
Speaker 4: beating your ass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said, he is whooping your ass.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but uh, you'll put that in there real quick.
Speaker 2: I don't want to say it out loud. Yeah, Dave.
Speaker 3: I texted Dave and I said, do you have anything
Speaker 3: remotely that cool? And then he changed the subject talking
Speaker 3: about how the story I told about getting spanks and
Speaker 3: my brother chasing me. He goes, I literally told that's
Speaker 3: my friends, Like our objective when you guys were younger
Speaker 3: was a scare heel, and I just put Dave, you
Speaker 3: wanted to scare us his kids, Like, that's fucked up.
Speaker 3: Fucked up, Dave, that's just crazy parents, parents, man, unique individuals.
Speaker 2: Is this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Farmer's dog. Like, let's get into how we feed
Speaker 4: our cane nines. Dude, if you're a dog dad out
Speaker 4: there or a dog mom, you want them eating.
Speaker 2: You know better than them, you know better than your
Speaker 2: friends do. To do that. You get them. Farmer's dog.
Speaker 2: Dogs eat anything, shoes, toilet paper, garbage, and even kipple.
Speaker 4: But just because the lead, it doesn't mean it's healthy food.
Speaker 4: Here's an idea, dogs eating real food. This is what
Speaker 4: you get with Farmer's Dog. Because listen, Waffle, my little
Speaker 4: English bulldog that went from sixty six pounds down to
Speaker 4: forty four pounds, lost, all the skin rashes, lost, all
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Speaker 4: I even got lost in the ad because I was
Speaker 4: trying to figure out I was going off the top
Speaker 4: for a minute.
Speaker 2: But yeah, the.
Speaker 4: Farmer's Dog, dude, I'm telling you, they fucking rip. Are
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Speaker 3: But as you were telling that, saying that ad, I
Speaker 3: was thinking to myself, I need to get Jake a
Speaker 3: little fatter.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna yeah, because you can.
Speaker 4: Pick like literally on the side. It's like, are you
Speaker 4: trying to lose weight, maintain or even gain some weight.
Speaker 3: I worry about Jake, though, because his stomach did everything
Speaker 3: he eats. That's not like he has like his own
Speaker 3: kibble for his own diet, because that boy is anything
Speaker 3: off the reservation and he's fucked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but this is real food. That's what worries man.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. Oh, that worries you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because sometimes he gets his hands on uh or
Speaker 3: his mouth on our food, and then the next morning
Speaker 3: I'm up there on my hands and knees cleaning up shit.
Speaker 4: But maybe there's some like specific ingredients that kind of
Speaker 4: active me, Like Waffle sometimes, Like when Ruth throws something down,
Speaker 4: there's like garlicin and Waffle will lick it. And even
Speaker 4: though we try to keep her away, just starts salivating
Speaker 4: for like the next four hours, just because she touches
Speaker 4: that garlic like a little just touches like a little
Speaker 4: ingredient that might not cooperate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, brogs of shit. Fuck, Well, wasn't gonna say. Bro.
Speaker 3: You know your eyes are so funny the way you
Speaker 3: tray look at both my eyes?
Speaker 2: Is that what's happening? Yeah, you do that all the time.
Speaker 2: It's the caffeine. Boy, I got, I got hundreds of
Speaker 2: milligrams in this body, right.
Speaker 3: I think I took down seven hundred and fifty milligrams
Speaker 3: of caffeine yesterday. I know I took down seven hundred
Speaker 3: caffeine and say, like, holy know, bro, I was so
Speaker 3: tired after Texas allg didn't get my my my wind
Speaker 3: back and under my sales until yesterday.
Speaker 4: Oh bro, Yeah, I mean when number one alcohol, the
Speaker 4: effects it has on you just period is insane. But
Speaker 4: being an older gentleman like myself, like, yeah, your boy
Speaker 4: was hurting for a few days. Like I mean, obviously
Speaker 4: when I woke up on Thursday, I was a little drunk.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: The only time I've really drinking and not felt like
Speaker 3: too much of the effects is when we drink our
Speaker 3: bust one of the boys whistle Pig whiskey. For whatever reason,
Speaker 3: it just seems cleaner. I don't know what the deal is.
Speaker 3: Put that on some rocks, brother, and the next day
Speaker 3: I kind of feel fine because we picked that whiskey.
Speaker 2: Brother. Yeah, I wish.
Speaker 3: I was there, I know mine, but I think you
Speaker 3: did a great job. I've never seen a whiskey change
Speaker 3: of the seasons.
Speaker 4: I also got to tip my hat to Blost too.
Speaker 4: Like Bloss was right there next to me and we
Speaker 4: were talking shop. Yeah, because I want to say the
Speaker 4: final two we agreed on and then we were both
Speaker 4: giving our spins of the others. Like Bloss, he's got
Speaker 4: a nice little pallette back there in his mouth.
Speaker 3: Good shit, congrats on your mouth, Bloss. That's fucking awesome, dude.
Speaker 3: I don't got a palette like that. Dude, I don't
Speaker 3: food tasty it. Sometimes it all just tastes the same.
Speaker 3: I'm a big garlic guy though. Now going back to
Speaker 3: Duke Cannon, I feel like my nose is pretty good though,
Speaker 3: because I was smelling some stuff. I'm not gonna get
Speaker 3: into it until it comes out. Got something special for
Speaker 3: you guys with Duke Cannon and we were we were
Speaker 3: doing some samples of something. I'm not gonna say what,
Speaker 3: But when I was putting that stuff up to my
Speaker 3: nose and smelling, I was picking out a lot of
Speaker 3: the main key ingredients in those in those sense. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: you werelf a three for three four four.
Speaker 4: Yeah you were betting. You were betting one hundred percent.
Speaker 4: Thanks brother, Because that specimen of a man with that
Speaker 4: beard and that many head going on. He was literally repeating,
Speaker 4: like the exact ingredients that you were really.
Speaker 2: Nice to hear.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was kind of just shooting from the hip,
Speaker 3: like this is what my nose is giving me.
Speaker 2: I hope I'm right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because maybe I said, hey, citrus and he's like, actually,
Speaker 3: that's pure tobacco and we want to just filled with gasoline. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I probably would have picked that one. I fucking loved
Speaker 3: the smell.
Speaker 2: That's subtle. That's a nice little smell.
Speaker 3: Do you want to wrap it up? We can wrap
Speaker 3: it up the time, is uh Silver Tribe coming on
Speaker 3: their way?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Sure, Yeah, I'm sure Jordan's on his way over, which
Speaker 4: that'll be fun to dive into. I think as we're
Speaker 4: filming this episode right now, there's been a lot of
Speaker 4: ship that's been going down to Nashville. Sadly, there's been
Speaker 4: a school shooting. It's literally like two minutes from your
Speaker 4: house and we've just been got that part.
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, that's not very far. That's not very far.
Speaker 3: From Green Hills, which is relatively around the area that
Speaker 3: both Will and I live and a lot of people live.
Speaker 3: Literally is a school that my wife and I looked
Speaker 3: at for my five year old daughter to go to school.
Speaker 3: And what I'm hearing now is a woman walked through
Speaker 3: what's that girl? A teen girl, two ars and a
Speaker 3: handgun came into Man, it's an elementary school, right, yeah,
Speaker 3: pre K through six.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 3: That's so fucking disgusting that people are walking into schools
Speaker 3: and doing that. Good children, little kids, kids on the
Speaker 3: news are being released to their families. And now there's
Speaker 3: there was three children in shot two three, so six people.
Speaker 1: Seven apparently, but I don't know who this is.
Speaker 3: Saying there are three kids, Oh, there are three kids
Speaker 3: going home. Oh sorry, there are three kids not going
Speaker 3: home today and their parents, their families are gonna have
Speaker 3: to mourn their children because some fucking idiot wants to
Speaker 3: get their name in the news or have some sort
Speaker 3: of mental disability or whatever the excuse is. There's no
Speaker 3: fucking excuse for this. And I'm not here to say
Speaker 3: that there's like a big thing we can do, Like
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna get up here and start talking about gunna.
Speaker 3: That's above me. But whatever it is, whoever is up
Speaker 3: top in the United States president, if they were looking
Speaker 3: up a little further, whatever it is, fucking figure it
Speaker 3: out because we can't have this, dude. It's so many
Speaker 3: shootings now it seems like it seems like they're not
Speaker 3: even really getting talked about enough. But there's not enough.
Speaker 3: There's not enough stuff about it. So I don't know
Speaker 3: what needs to get fixed, but something fucking does. Because
Speaker 3: you got a kid, Yeah, I got a kid and brother.
Speaker 4: What it is like obviously rue like ru's about to
Speaker 4: be one shot at the little girl, but it does, like, uh,
Speaker 4: you sit there and think like what if?
Speaker 2: What if? It makes you it makes you like you're like, man, you.
Speaker 4: Just kind of want to fucking homeschool just because you
Speaker 4: just have no clue the uncertainty. I think it obviously
Speaker 4: hits a lot closer to home because truly damn near
Speaker 4: in the backyard. Yeah, and I just you know, I know,
Speaker 4: definitely Uh thoughts, prayers, condolences everybody involved, the parents that
Speaker 4: are just you know, my wife, she was just text
Speaker 4: me saying she's gonna go pick up Roue right now
Speaker 4: from daycare. But everybody who shook from this, the families
Speaker 4: who lost their kids, just yeah, that's a.
Speaker 2: God. That's fucking so sad, man, that's so sad. I
Speaker 2: just don't understand.
Speaker 3: It's just wild, dude. This seems like there's so much stuff.
Speaker 3: I mean, I got a kid that's in school. I
Speaker 3: dropped her off. Like, what if I dropped my kid
Speaker 3: off at school today and I had to get that
Speaker 3: phone call. What if I was sitting with you guys
Speaker 3: and I had to pick up the phone. That's just tough.
Speaker 3: Now there are three.
Speaker 2: Families that have to deal with that, and every parent
Speaker 2: and family right now is just thinking like if we can't.
Speaker 2: This is a private school too, right, dude.
Speaker 3: I was literally in Green Hills when it happened, Like
Speaker 3: I was at Empower doing my rehab, and it's just
Speaker 3: like you hear police cars and stuff, but it's like,
Speaker 3: you know you hear police cars all the time you
Speaker 3: were driving down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was obviously everybody was stopped and there's probably
Speaker 4: man forty cop cars and it's just what comes my
Speaker 4: mind is like, man, hopefully there's not like some shooting
Speaker 4: going on. And then you get to the bus and
Speaker 4: we didn't really have a lot of information at the time,
Speaker 4: and the phone's kind of been going crazy since as
Speaker 4: we've been shooting this podcast.
Speaker 3: But and it's so fucked up that we have to
Speaker 3: now sit here and legit have a conversation about homeschooling
Speaker 3: our kids, Like do you want to put your kids
Speaker 3: in those situations you think, like place like Green Hills
Speaker 3: for those of you that are not in Nashville that
Speaker 3: don't know anything about Greenhills, it's a nice area.
Speaker 2: It's not like it's like a nice neighborhood.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like the Scottsdale of of of Nashville.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like the fucking Paradise Valley. Like it's
Speaker 3: a it's a very nice community. And we got people
Speaker 3: fucking some dumb with some stupid big.
Speaker 4: Money going to a private school. Yeah, I mean it's
Speaker 4: just funning. There hasn't been a whole lot of time
Speaker 4: to read and look at it.
Speaker 2: But anybody literally walking into private school and just letting
Speaker 2: some letting shots loose, like.
Speaker 3: And then you you don't want like like, dude, there's
Speaker 3: just gotta be something figured out, And I'm not This
Speaker 3: is not the podcast for that. This is we don't
Speaker 3: will and I don't have the education. You guys in
Speaker 3: the back don't have the education for like, we are
Speaker 3: not here to fix the problem because we don't know
Speaker 3: we just know that. All we know is that the
Speaker 3: five of us know that some's got to get figured out.
Speaker 4: Well, we just know it within five minutes time. We
Speaker 4: don't have some, So we don't have some. Like it's
Speaker 4: a it's a it's a big conversation. But that ship
Speaker 4: is so fucking sad man, you almost don't like.
Speaker 3: But was she boss being a police officer? Was this
Speaker 3: chick taken down by the police.
Speaker 7: Yeah, from what it from what it sounds like, she
Speaker 7: engaged U m MPD when uh, when they arrived on
Speaker 7: the scene.
Speaker 3: Again, we don't really know.
Speaker 7: That's just what I've what I've what I've been told
Speaker 7: so far, allegedly that's what happened.
Speaker 3: But bro, bro, but growing up, did you ever think
Speaker 3: about this? No, Like, like Will and I were talking
Speaker 3: about before the podcast, like you think about bomb threats? Yeah, people, people,
Speaker 3: and look you're thinking of yourself in a bomb. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna go off in here, Like, oh, we get the
Speaker 3: day off of school as a little kid, you know,
Speaker 3: but yeah, as a kid, you don't understand like the
Speaker 3: dangers that's actually going on. My school literally had we
Speaker 3: shut down for two hours as a guy was working
Speaker 3: around on a Batman mask in the desert, like, and
Speaker 3: that was like the scariest thing that happened.
Speaker 7: I think the only thing that I could recall was Combine.
Speaker 7: I'm Combine.
Speaker 2: That was in the night. That was in the nineties
Speaker 2: documentary nineties or was the early two thousands?
Speaker 3: I think it was early two thousand. No, I thought
Speaker 3: it was before and eleven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was before eleven. And it's just dud.
Speaker 3: I was like the biggest thing up until and now
Speaker 3: this shit happens all of the fucking time here.
Speaker 2: It's just crazy, and bro listen.
Speaker 3: I am just like a lot of people out there
Speaker 3: that when you see a shoot and you're like, it's
Speaker 3: the same thing. Hey prayers out to this place. But
Speaker 3: when hit fucking it happens to you, like close to you,
Speaker 3: within miles, within miles where my daughter could have literally
Speaker 3: gone to school, You're like, holy fuck, Like this shit's real.
Speaker 3: Because at the end of the day, dude, we're like
Speaker 3: everyone's living their own lives. I get to go home
Speaker 3: to my kids today, there's three pair there's three pairs
Speaker 3: of parents that don't and like we get to sit
Speaker 3: here and be sad about it, but eventually we're gonna
Speaker 3: go back to our lives, like yeah, like it never happened.
Speaker 3: You feel, you feel bad, but then you just keep
Speaker 3: moving on. It's just fucked up, man, I don't know.
Speaker 3: That's wild. Bus You worked that area now, don't you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I used to where I worked at last year and
Speaker 7: there wasn't a lot that that went on. I mean,
Speaker 7: the most that you really dealt with was, like, you know,
Speaker 7: a couple of car burglaries, traffic crashes, stuff like that,
Speaker 7: but not nothing like this.
Speaker 3: It's a nice area. It's a it's a really nice area.
Speaker 2: Hug your families, man, hug your kids, like you know,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's a tough way on the podcast, Well listen we yeah,
Speaker 3: prayers as to the families city in Nashville right now. Yeah,
Speaker 3: this is a tough day in Nashville, tough day all
Speaker 3: over the country. But like we'll said, hug your families.
Speaker 3: Never want to end a show like this, but obviously
Speaker 3: the circumstances are just a little bit different.
Speaker 2: We love you guys.
Speaker 3: For those of you in Columbus, will see in Columbus
Speaker 3: they hugs, tin of kisses.