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Speaker 2: Ooh, I bet I am. Something inside tells me I'm

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Speaker 2: just gonna laugh and laugh and laugh as well.

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Speaker 1: I love the French Parisians threatened to poop in the

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Speaker 1: sand river to protest sewage contamination at a Paris twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty four Summer Olympics.

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Speaker 2: Oh shit, well they do get a gold medal for protesting.

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Speaker 2: We respect our French bananimals so much. Let's get into it.

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Speaker 2: This is when nations compete on a new episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 2: Would you.

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Speaker 1: Mind sillion pieces? Would you? Guys, gals, non binary pals.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Bananas. I am Kurt Brown.

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Speaker 2: Alarm, yes you are, and I'm Banana Boy number two

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Speaker 2: Scotty Landis and we are just so grateful you listen

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Speaker 2: to the silliest little podcast there ever was. It's strange news,

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Speaker 2: it's storytelling. Sometimes we have guests, but this week, no guests,

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Speaker 2: just my homeboy Kurdie B and I having fun.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm very excited to tell you.

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Speaker 2: So.

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Speaker 1: First off, just want to remind everybody Bananas Fest is

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Speaker 1: is live.

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Speaker 2: You can go.

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Speaker 1: You can RSVP for September seventh in Denver. We're having

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Speaker 1: a full day Street Festival in case you haven't heard,

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Speaker 1: and you can rs VP for the street Festival. You

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Speaker 1: can buy merch if you want to look your bananas.

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Speaker 1: We got this really cool designer, be Fresh specific specifically

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Speaker 1: just bananas themed. We got a shirt and a hat

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Speaker 1: and a little fanny pack. It's great, it's awesome.

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Speaker 2: Maybe it's maybe a tank top. We're maybe trying to

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Speaker 2: Bananas festre we're hooking it.

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Speaker 1: Up and you can also RSVP for or you can

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Speaker 1: also buy tickets to see the Bananas Podcast that night,

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Speaker 1: a seven five show Comedy Works, and they're going to

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Speaker 1: be crazy, crazy shows. I think we're gonna get some

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Speaker 1: very special guests that we can't tell you who we're

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Speaker 1: going to try. And then I'm going to be doing

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Speaker 1: stand up the previous two nights.

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Speaker 2: It's so dark, masks, yeah, come on out. Also, everybody's

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Speaker 2: already signing up. We launched it about two hours ago

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Speaker 2: and it's it's happening. It's real. The shows are gonna

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Speaker 2: be great. You can watch both of our live shows

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Speaker 2: and it'll be different, completely different, including with different guests,

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Speaker 2: and that will be after Kurt and I started the day,

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Speaker 2: you know, just stressfully getting Bananas Fest together with gum

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Speaker 2: Pop and Sam at Gumpop, who's been wonderful, and then

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Speaker 2: Downhill one k, which will kick the first event off

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Speaker 2: and starts at a brewery. So by the time we

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Speaker 2: know where we are, I would say it's a complete victory.

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Speaker 2: But uh, we're gonna give one hundred percent exactly, no more,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, we are. And it's and I'm thinking

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Speaker 1: even I was thinking today it would be fun for

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Speaker 2: You missed it. Bird and Lime you bozos.

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Speaker 2: Too screwed us. I think they both nobody stepped up

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Speaker 2: Maybe we'll do a little scoot around Denver. We're gonna

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Speaker 2: learn something. Maybe we'll drink a coffee, maybe we'll drink

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Speaker 1: What about great idea, Let's do that done friendship circle.

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Speaker 2: We'll figure out what that means and how to delineate it.

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Speaker 2: And when we do get in there, also, Kurt and

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Speaker 1: I got a new shirt to listen, Scottie low Key.

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Speaker 1: I made a a resolution for myself in the New Year. No, no,

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Speaker 1: two years ago, yes, sir, I and two of the

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Speaker 2: That's it. It was.

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Speaker 1: It was shoulder high, it was clean, there was five

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Speaker 2: That's a good wave. That was a good wave, Pearlman

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Speaker 2: All right, I'm pumped. See now you got my stoke

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Speaker 1: The world, nothing better here. It is, all right speaking

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Lee, ooh best. Lee's Parisians threatened to poop

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Speaker 1: A website has appear using the viral hashtag excuse my

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Speaker 2: that's an ignorant thing, but that's what feels like's happening

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Speaker 2: You know, that's so gross. I mean this I one

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Speaker 2: Whoops, whoopsie Daisy.

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Speaker 1: So here's the deal. It was June twenty third, right, yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: wasn't that when they were going to poop in the

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Speaker 2: Did they poop in the sin?

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to find out.

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Speaker 2: Is this, like let's see the alien situation where we're

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Speaker 2: all let's see, Yeah, I bet you poop in the sin.

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Speaker 1: This is great.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 1: You just yelled at your phone.

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Speaker 2: I'm not do it. Why why didn't they do this?

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Speaker 2: Let's see, let's see what they called it off? Did

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Speaker 2: they called it the Olympic poop protest? Postponed as politicians

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's a major it's a city, it's it's

435
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:16,399
Speaker 1: a river going through a major metropolitan area. It's incredibly dense.

436
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 1: It's really hard to keep something like that probably hasn't

437
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,400
Speaker 1: been cleaned since like seventeen hundred.

438
00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:24,840
Speaker 2: And they don't need to. It's nice to look at

439
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,720
Speaker 2: you don't need to get in it. That is strange.

440
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,720
Speaker 2: And speaking of the movie Under Paris, since I mentioned it,

441
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,440
Speaker 2: already once on the pod. One of the greatest movies,

442
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 2: probably a cinematic achievement of our lifetime. They it's all

443
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 2: about a swimming race in the Seine. It's a triathlon

444
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,479
Speaker 2: that starts in it, and the Prime Minister or the

445
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,879
Speaker 2: mayor of Paris is like, we're doing it. No matter what,

446
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,640
Speaker 2: I would swim in it. And that's when the sharks

447
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:52,160
Speaker 2: come during the triathlons. Oh it's what year is that movie?

448
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:56,479
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty four. It came out four weeks ago. Oh,

449
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,119
Speaker 2: it's on Netflix. It's called Under Paris and it's French

450
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:01,920
Speaker 2: and it I'm gonna watch it again tonight in honor

451
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,239
Speaker 2: of this. But the whole idea, yeah, they do the

452
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:09,360
Speaker 2: same thing and man alive. It's funny. When I got

453
00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 2: down here, I googled Fish of the Ozarks because I

454
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,240
Speaker 2: saw this fish just smashing its face into a dock

455
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 2: and it just going dunk, dunk, dunk, and it's called

456
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 2: a drum And all I could say is every fish

457
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:24,560
Speaker 2: in the Lake of the Ozarks is the ugliest fish.

458
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:28,119
Speaker 2: The largemouth bass is the one exception. Everything else. I'm like,

459
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:31,119
Speaker 2: where did you find these goblins? And who is catching

460
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:36,680
Speaker 2: and eating these things. Paddlefish just yea, there, they're horrible.

461
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,679
Speaker 2: I was looking for a winner in the group. You know,

462
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,280
Speaker 2: give me one good looking. For give me a nemo.

463
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:43,720
Speaker 2: I know it's freshwater.

464
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:49,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, nightmare. Crappy's not great. Blue catfish

465
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 1: not great. All catfish are dumb looking. The paddlefish is

466
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:54,639
Speaker 1: really dumb looking.

467
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, offensive, hilarious looking.

468
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,640
Speaker 1: A while eye is a dumb looking fish. Real dumb

469
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:01,080
Speaker 1: gill is not too bad.

470
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:04,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, blue gill that's a looker. Yeah yeah, that's a

471
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 2: double take fish.

472
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 1: That fuck a blue gill. But yeah, I'm throwing them all.

473
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:11,400
Speaker 2: Oh you know, you get one two but ices in

474
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:17,720
Speaker 2: me and let's smooch a blue gill. Here we go.

475
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:21,119
Speaker 2: I got one from Carly. Carly is a great bananimal.

476
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,200
Speaker 2: She came to splity in the city. She sends great stories,

477
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 2: and she is she works with animals. I think she

478
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:32,560
Speaker 2: is let's just say she's a biologist, but I think

479
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 2: she's something even better than that. The zoologist does that

480
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:40,760
Speaker 2: better than bout just probably not? Thank you, Carly, and

481
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:44,640
Speaker 2: I did this one for you. Curtie b Okay, missing hiker,

482
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,399
Speaker 2: I'm sure you read this. Missing hiker found alive after

483
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 2: spending ten days in the Santa Cruz Mountains. This was

484
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 2: on ABC seven, but we got sent this by quite

485
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:56,360
Speaker 2: a few bananimals, So thank you to everybody who sent

486
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 2: it into The Bananas Podcast on Instagram or the Bananas

487
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 2: Pocket at gmail dot com. Lauren Martinez wrote this for

488
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 2: ABC seven Santa Cruz County, California. A missing Santa Cruz

489
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:11,480
Speaker 2: County hiker is back home after spending more than a

490
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,200
Speaker 2: week in the mountains, and the heartfelt reunion was all

491
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:19,160
Speaker 2: captured in photos. Lucas McLish, thirty four, said he spent

492
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Speaker 2: ten days in the Santa Cruz Mountains. On Tuesday, June eleventh,

493
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 2: mcclish headed out for a three hour hike from his

494
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 2: hometown of Baulder Creek. He said he got lost and

495
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 2: didn't recognize certain landmarks wiped away by fires. That's scary. Wow.

496
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 2: When he didn't show up for Father's Day dinner, he

497
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 2: was declared missing on Sunday, June sixteenth, So that's five

498
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:45,360
Speaker 2: days after so he's already bit out. Five days wait

499
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:48,400
Speaker 2: five wait, five days. He left June eleventh, and then

500
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:52,359
Speaker 2: he wasn't declared missing till June sixteenth.

501
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 1: That they were being real chill about that.

502
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 2: He's that guy turns his phone off. The guy leaves

503
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,080
Speaker 2: his phone in the glovebox.

504
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 1: Wait, Father's Day dinner. Oh it was so he Oh

505
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 1: he went he was supposed to go to his dad's

506
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 1: I think dinner. He's not a dad, because if he

507
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,679
Speaker 1: was a dad, that would have been reported much earlier, I.

508
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:16,640
Speaker 2: Would assume when he didn't show up. Yeah, four days later.

509
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 2: So four days after the Father's Day dinner, McLish was rescued. Quote,

510
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:23,160
Speaker 2: I'm tired and a little sore. I lost my voice,

511
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:26,879
Speaker 2: McLish said, because he was yelling help. We spoke with mclisch.

512
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:27,719
Speaker 2: You don't know.

513
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 1: Maybe he was singing so much.

514
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, that's right. Maybe he was singing so much. Man,

515
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 2: I feel like a woman just over and over bump hey.

516
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 2: Girls that they were like, do we rescue this guy? Also,

517
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 2: great head of hairl on this guy, Like just looked

518
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,919
Speaker 2: like a woodsman. Came out of there. What a salad

519
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:54,919
Speaker 2: on that guy. We spoke with mcclish on Friday about

520
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:58,680
Speaker 2: what he had on him at the time. I had.

521
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 2: I left with just a pair of pants, my hiking

522
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,199
Speaker 2: shoes and a hat. I had a flashlight and a

523
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:06,679
Speaker 2: pair of folding scissors like a leather man tool. Very useful, Okay,

524
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:10,119
Speaker 2: and that was about it. Mcliff says he survived by

525
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 2: drinking tons of water. I just made sure I drank

526
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 2: a gallon of water every day, and then after getting

527
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,360
Speaker 2: close to the end of it, my body did need

528
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 2: food in some kind of sustenance, mcliff said. The Santa

529
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:25,400
Speaker 2: Cruz County Sheriff's Office said they deployed drones, which is interesting,

530
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 2: interesting and very smart. Maybe the best use of drones

531
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 2: I've ever heard in my entire life.

532
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 1: If this is the only good use of drones.

533
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 2: I agree the cowfire, San Matteo, Santa Cruz unit blah

534
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 2: blah blah. They ALLSSIS did in the search, The Sheriff's

535
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 2: office said. Around three pm on Thursday, witnesses reported hearing

536
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 2: someone yelling for help. Mcliffe was found in a remote

537
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 2: canyon in Big Basin State Park. I've never been there,

538
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 2: have you been there? No base and me neither.

539
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 1: I always wonder about this. I go out in the

540
00:28:55,880 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 1: woods a lot, and I always wonder what, how, how

541
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 1: does it occur? How does the getting lost cur and

542
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,959
Speaker 1: and I haven't been like it cause it's always like

543
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 1: there is certain things that you're aware of, Like this

544
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 1: was the mountain that I was facing, do you know

545
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like that sort of thing. I'm not

546
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 1: saying I wouldn't get lost. I am not saying that.

547
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I want to put myself in that position,

548
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 1: so I understand how to prevent it, you know what

549
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 1: I mean?

550
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 2: Absolutely? I went camping once and near Harper's Ferry, and

551
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 2: I was with a big group and I had my

552
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,959
Speaker 2: own tent and everybody was kind of like finding their

553
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 2: own place to set up ten and people brought different

554
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 2: levels of camping supplies. I was probably twelve. It was

555
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 2: part of summer camp that I was probably eleven or twelve,

556
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 2: and I had this really strange dream and then I

557
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 2: felt like everything was going bad in my house, Like

558
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 2: I felt like my parents were fighting. I felt like

559
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 2: my sister was crying. I felt like all these horrible

560
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 2: things because I'd never I rarely have nightmares like I

561
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 2: probably have. I'm probably good for one or two a year,

562
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 2: but this one. I remember waking up and being a

563
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 2: kid and was raining really hard. But that's not what

564
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 2: made me, you know, that's why, not why my sisters crying.

565
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 2: The water had wherever I had set up the tent,

566
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 2: the water had like picked that as the channel, and

567
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 2: so slowly all night it had eroded all of the

568
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 2: dirt and mud out from under my tent. So I

569
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 2: was sinking lower and lower, and then the pressure of

570
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 2: the water and mud was squeezing my sleeping bag. So

571
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 2: I woke up in the middle of my two person

572
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 2: pup tent, which just like I could feel I was,

573
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 2: I was. My butt was wet, like my lower half,

574
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 2: or excuse me, the back half of my body, the

575
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,240
Speaker 2: laying down half was wet, but I was pinched in

576
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 2: between basically a sudden river.

577
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's trade.

578
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 2: So I woke and the dreams I had were my

579
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 2: parents fighting with each other and my sister crying and screaming.

580
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 2: And then I wake up and I'm like, oh god.

581
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 2: So it was basically I was foot first towards the river.

582
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 2: I was in a little flume ride and I didn't

583
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 2: know it. It was fine, but it was. It was.

584
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 2: It was memorable. I'll say that.

585
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, you know when I lived in the woods

586
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 1: for a month by myself when I was twenty two,

587
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 1: and it rained twenty seven out of thirty days, and

588
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 1: so I can tell you that I have I'm very

589
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 1: deeply familiar with the sound of rain on a tent,

590
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 1: and to this day, I now find it to be

591
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 1: the most enjoyable day to sleep. Oh, I love it

592
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 1: so much, But only if, like all the if you've

593
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 1: done it all right so that you're dry, and that

594
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 1: is such a good feeling. You're like, I succeeded.

595
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 2: Yeah. I had to get out of my soaking wet

596
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 2: sleeping bag in my soaking wet tent while it was raining,

597
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 2: didn't I knew the camp counselors and like one other person,

598
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 2: and I had to sit. I'd like sit on the

599
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 2: side of my tent till the sun rose, like basically.

600
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,239
Speaker 2: And that's why I remembered so vividly as I just

601
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 2: was sitting there, cold on the side of a tent

602
00:31:56,040 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 2: as water flowed underneath it. Oh, those are the days

603
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 2: that'll so maybe that's why I've always been good on

604
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 2: those sleepless nights. Three We're like, oh, I'm just not

605
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 2: sleeping tonight. I'm just like all right, I'll just get around,

606
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 2: I'll read something, I'll just I'll work a little bit

607
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,959
Speaker 2: it's never bothered me. I don't know why. So this

608
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 2: is how he survived. Mclifs. He so when they went

609
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 2: to see him, he moved around to see U on

610
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 2: what it was to say. He moved to see all

611
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 2: the boots and palls on the ground looking for him.

612
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:26,959
Speaker 2: It was just really humbling, he said. I don't know.

613
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 2: It was actually an awesome experience. Mcliff said both he

614
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 2: and his family are grateful for all the help they received,

615
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 2: and they he said, he won't be hitting the trails

616
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 2: anytime soon. I did enough hiking to probably last me

617
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 2: for the whole rest of the year, he said, me too,

618
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 2: his dad said, And we've hiked a lot, his mom said.

619
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 2: But apparently he was filling his shoes with water. He

620
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 2: was using his shoes to catch rain water and like

621
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 2: he was drinking out of his shoes.

622
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 1: Whoa, Oh, so he wasn't by a river.

623
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 2: I don't think he was. I got I picked this

624
00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 2: story because it was a local story. But in another

625
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 2: one I read he captured water in his boots. Yeah,

626
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 2: his hiking boots. Wowty wild, that's great. Good chime in

627
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 2: happy ending. We love a happy ending.

628
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah, I'll tease the sin to a little

629
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 1: bit of thumbs up.

630
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 2: Please do here.

631
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 1: It is how a fish became prison currency.

632
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 2: Great. I thought you were gonna say more, and you've

633
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 2: said enough. That's it. I hope it's a crappy I

634
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 2: hope it's a blue girl. What us? What a sexy,

635
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 2: beautiful fish? The blue gill is so colorful and slender.

636
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: I would love to find out the origin of a

637
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 1: blue gill because I'll put money on it that it's

638
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 1: not an invasive species. I bet you that's a natives.

639
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 1: That's a native blue guild.

640
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 2: You know what. I yeah, that's they're all. No matter

641
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 2: where it goes, it's at home. That's how good looking

642
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 2: that fish is.

643
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, even if it is an invasive species, all

644
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 1: the other fisco you know what, you're local.

645
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 2: Now he swims up and he too that place first.

646
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 2: I just want to do. This was my own thumbs up.

647
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:08,400
Speaker 2: I am on episode seven of eight of a true

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Speaker 2: crime podcast called Once Upon a Time in Nashville. I

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Speaker 2: take breaks from true crime like all people that are

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Speaker 2: maintaining their sanity. But Once upon a Time in Nashville, Kurt,

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Speaker 2: you should actually listen to this one too. It's this

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Speaker 2: journalist named Cornelia Row. Listen to this The Death of

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Speaker 2: this woman Lee Terry, But it's sort of modern. I

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Speaker 2: like the true crime stuff that's happened fairly recently, but

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Speaker 2: it's about like corruption in Nashville, with judges and lawyers

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Speaker 2: hanging out together and partying and going to the beach

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Speaker 2: and then flying these women in and it's nuts. It's

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Speaker 2: it's one of the best true crime things I've listened

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Speaker 2: to in a long time. So anyways, once upon a

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Speaker 2: time in Nashville. I just wanted to give that a

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Speaker 2: thumbs up myself.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's great. I love that. I love a personal

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Speaker 1: thumbs up from Scotty.

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Speaker 2: Thumbs up Cornelia Row and Sierra Pavia, the producer. It's

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Speaker 2: damn good. Anyways. Okay, let's get into the ones. Are beautiful,

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Speaker 2: beautiful bluegill like bananimals sent to us Stephanie hovermail great name. Wow,

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Speaker 2: wants to thumbs up her son Cooper. You're gonna love this, Okay.

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Speaker 2: He finished fifth grade and was nominated as one of

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Speaker 2: the top ten nicest kids in his whole grade. He

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Speaker 2: couldn't win first place, yes, but Stephanie is so proud

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Speaker 2: of him for always being such a nice kid.

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Speaker 1: That is so so important and it is something that

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Speaker 1: I want to teach my children and I'm trying so

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Speaker 1: very hard to do and it is a difficult thing.

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Speaker 1: So not only shout out.

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Speaker 2: To Stephanie and Cooper Stephanie and Cooper.

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Speaker 1: Not only thumbs up Cooper, but thumbs up Stephanie too.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know they're watching you. The nicer you are,

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Speaker 2: Curtie b. The nicer you to the guy at the

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Speaker 2: deli that gives you that olive loaf when you ask

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Speaker 2: specifically for now olive loaf. That's how they know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that's being nice. I think that

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Speaker 1: it sounds like you're accepting things.

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Speaker 2: You know, duh, what you want? That's true. Ter Terry

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Speaker 2: wants to thumb up her two friends, Jade and Jeff again.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna love this one who created a portable pop

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Speaker 2: up miniature golf course. They created called Putt Around, just

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Speaker 2: based on their mutual love of miniature golf. Hell yeah,

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Speaker 2: they have literally built themselves a miniature golf course that

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Speaker 2: can be hired for vnsent parties in the Detroit area.

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Speaker 2: You show up in its mire golf holes, you know

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Speaker 2: it's it looks pretty good. I went on their instagram.

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Speaker 2: Their instagram is putt are Round, so putt tt are Round,

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Speaker 2: or you can just google them. And if you're in

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Speaker 2: the Detroit area and you need a little extra fun

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Speaker 2: at your summer party this year, get a minture golf

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Speaker 2: course with Jeff and j Congratulations. Whitney is thumbing herself

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Speaker 2: way up for her JI sixty nine. She maintained her

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Speaker 2: sobriety through some real awful shit and she's thankful for

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Speaker 2: us for all the encouragement right on. I will send

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Speaker 2: her a bumper sticker as soon as I'm back.

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Speaker 1: Thumbs up.

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Speaker 2: And last, but not least, this is a great one.

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Speaker 2: It starts with again one of the great names Banana.

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Speaker 2: Maddie Catchpole.

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Speaker 1: H Hello, Maddie catch Pole.

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Speaker 2: Mattie catch Pole probably a line of fishing in the

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Speaker 2: you know, probably comes from a long line of fishingmen

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Speaker 2: and fishing women and fishing binary folks. Mattie Catchpole wants

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Speaker 2: to thumbs her eighty five year old grandmother, gene up.

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Speaker 2: He is an environmental activist. Yes, we mentioned on bananas

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Speaker 2: a couple leeps ago the song Where Have all the

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Speaker 2: Cowboys Gone? I believe, Yes, Paula Cole I believe and

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Speaker 2: Jean wrote and performed a similar song like a protest song,

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Speaker 2: called where has all the Seagrass Gone? Yes for a

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Speaker 2: wonder pollution nonprofit that Grandma Gene works with.

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Speaker 1: Oh, right on, I a about Gene. Come on, Banana

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Speaker 1: of the Week, Grandma Jean. My first volunteer position ever,

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Speaker 1: when I was eighteen years old, was clean water Action

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Speaker 1: in Wall, New Jersey, and so I have a deep

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Speaker 1: appreciation for the preservation of seagrass and thank you and

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Speaker 1: thumbs up.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely thumbs up. Indeed, And you know what, while we're

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Speaker 2: at it, let's thumbs up, let's give banana the week.

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Speaker 2: Also to Cooper hovermil Cooper for being one of the

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Speaker 2: top ten nicest kids a year after year, Jean and

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Speaker 2: Cooper Bananas of the Week.

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Speaker 1: I got one hundred percent Banana of the Week.

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Speaker 2: Cooper.

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Speaker 1: Also, it is so funny to name ten of the

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Speaker 1: nicest kids at the class.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a very cool thing to do. But

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Speaker 1: it's also something I've never heard of.

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Speaker 2: I think they should do more of that, I think.

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Speaker 2: And also ten is a big number, Like you know,

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Speaker 2: there's probably one kid that's so nice that you're like,

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Speaker 2: of course, never gonna catch Ricky. This kid hugs everybody

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Speaker 2: and they like it when he does it. He brings

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Speaker 2: his parents Lilac wrapped in a little wet paper towel

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Speaker 2: with a little with a little room of foil around

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Speaker 2: the paper towel. Can't beat Ricky Lilac.

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Speaker 1: So Scottie, here it is how a fish became prison currency.

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Speaker 1: This was sent in by the one and Only Copyhaste

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Speaker 1: getting another one in. This was written by Tyler Durden Tyler.

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Speaker 2: From from Fight Club. Wasn't that Brad Kie Pitt's characters

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Speaker 2: named Tyler Durden?

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Speaker 1: You're right it is. Tyler Durden is a pseudonym for

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Speaker 1: a group of editors who collectively write for the financial

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Speaker 1: blog zero Hedge. So it says that at the bottom

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Speaker 1: and there is a little picture of uh of Brad Pitt.

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Speaker 2: I like it a little less now, but let's I

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Speaker 2: like it.

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Speaker 1: I like it a little less now. I don't like

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Speaker 1: that movie, nor do I like that guy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, here it is.

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Speaker 1: This was in the Foundation for Economic Education, which sounds

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. It sounds maybe like

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Speaker 1: a right wing thing text, but I have looked up

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Speaker 1: this information on other sites and it does appear to

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Speaker 1: all be true. But they what I thought was interesting

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Speaker 1: is they do it from a very specifically economic standpoint,

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Speaker 1: which is cool. So in two thousand and four, the

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Speaker 1: US banned cigarettes in all federal prisons, and it was

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Speaker 1: pretty much the best thing that could have happened to

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Speaker 1: the packaged mackerel industry. The first off, who knew. I

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Speaker 1: had no idea that cigarettes were banned in two thousand

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Speaker 1: and four from federal prisons.

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Speaker 2: I mean neither.

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Speaker 1: I'm shocked. And also I was always under the impression

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Speaker 1: like if I, if ever it happens, then I am

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Speaker 1: sent to jail, at least I'll be able to smoke

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Speaker 1: cigarettes like that, That is what like. I've had a

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Speaker 1: lot of those types of thoughts, like if I get sick,

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Speaker 1: I'll at least I'll be able to start smoking again.

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Speaker 1: And to find out that these bastards at the top

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Speaker 1: have banned cigarettes from prisons, it makes me so upset.

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Speaker 1: It makes me so angry. Let people smoke cigarettes if

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Speaker 1: you're stuck in a jail.

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Speaker 2: And as a taxpayer for the people that are on

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Speaker 2: life sentences, it's gonna shorten that sentence up. Yeah, significant number.

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Speaker 2: Let us smoke like chimneys.

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Speaker 1: Oh, since two thousand and four. And I didn't know this.

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Speaker 1: I'm shot.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know it either, But tinfish is having a moment,

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Speaker 2: so I'm not surprised it really is.

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Speaker 1: But it's a big moments since two thousand and four

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Speaker 1: in prisons. So how did a smelly package of fish

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Speaker 1: become the gold standard of a marrias federal prisons? Well,

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Speaker 1: for a variety of reasons. We'll let your imagination run wild.

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Speaker 1: And all that means prisoners are not allowed to possess

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Speaker 1: actual currency up until two thousand and four. They use

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Speaker 1: cigarettes as their currency of choice to purchase anything for

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Speaker 1: melistic goods such as stolen food, home brewed prison hooch,

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Speaker 1: blah blah blah, I don't know what I mean, as

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Speaker 1: well as services such as shoeshines and sell cleanings. But

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Speaker 1: once cigarettes were banned, prisoners needed a replacement currency, and

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Speaker 1: the quote mac was deemed to be the best choice

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Speaker 1: because it was worth roughly one dollar at the commissary

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Speaker 1: and pretty much no one wanted to eat it. As

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Speaker 1: one prisoner notes in the wall and broadcast video below.

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Speaker 1: The mac was also inherently inflationary because its supply was

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Speaker 1: limited to fourteen macs per week per inmate. Now, inherently

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Speaker 1: inflationary is in quotes, which sounds to me like it

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Speaker 1: means like it would the price would continually inflate, but

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Speaker 1: it means it means the opposite. It means that it's

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Speaker 1: a stay currency. Quote. Mackerel had utility because it was

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Speaker 1: inherently inflationary. A certain amount of max came into circulation

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Speaker 1: every day. Every inmate can buy fourteen mackerels per week.

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Speaker 1: Fourteen times five hundred inmates times fifty two weeks is

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Speaker 1: the amount of mackerels that are coming into circulation every year,

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Speaker 1: and that's why it was a pretty good stable value

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Speaker 1: of currency. The reasons mackerel had value is because inmates

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Speaker 1: believed it had value. Perfect example of that was mackerels

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Speaker 1: expired after three years. This is fascinating, but people didn't

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Speaker 1: just throw them away. These became known as money max

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Speaker 1: and retained seventy five percent of the value of eating

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Speaker 1: max because people believe that they still had value and

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Speaker 1: they were still being used in transactions. Amazing. Also, that's

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Speaker 1: exactly how money works. All money, all cash, all like dollars.

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Speaker 1: We just have all assumed that that thing is worth

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Speaker 1: that amount.

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Speaker 2: Agreement.

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Speaker 1: It's a collective agreement, right. That is, at least until

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Speaker 1: prison guards confiscated a massive supply of Max from one

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Speaker 1: prisoner and essentially flooded the market, creating a hyper inflationary environment.

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Speaker 2: Quote.

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Speaker 1: I'll never forget the day where the Max lost all

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Speaker 1: their value almost overnight. Someone had a huge amount of

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Speaker 1: money Max and they got confiscated and the administration left

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Speaker 1: them sitting in a bucket. They essentially introduced hyper inflation.

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Speaker 1: They flooded the market with money Max. Oh so they

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Speaker 1: just gave the Max to everybody, as opposed to throwing

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Speaker 1: them and destroying them. And that is the whole article.

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Speaker 2: But that is is interesting. That is certainly bananas. I

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Speaker 2: didn't see that. I hadn't seen that story. That's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, copyhaste Babies finds the ones that no one else

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Speaker 1: has find Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Interesting. Well, but you also have to think that on

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Speaker 2: top of the guy that was just hoarding all the

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Speaker 2: money Max, that there was probably somebody that just legitimately

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Speaker 2: loved mackerel, just loved it. It's just would pay three

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Speaker 2: money Max just to get his hands on some of

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Speaker 2: that sweet fish.

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Speaker 1: Look, Scottie, I've been I've been reading. I've been reading.

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Speaker 1: I'm interested. I'm a man who loves fish, Okay, yes

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Speaker 1: you do. I love eating it, I love cooking it.

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Speaker 1: I love it, love it, love it. But yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: the problem is is that mostly my kids only will

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Speaker 1: eat salmon, and salmon is a fish you can only

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Speaker 1: eat once a week for the most part, because it's

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Speaker 1: a big fish, and the amount of mercury because it's

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Speaker 1: eating all these little fish, okay, And so I kept

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Speaker 1: looking in and into it, and it's like the smaller

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Speaker 1: you get with the fish, kind of the less of

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Speaker 1: an impact on the ecosystem it has, and also the

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Speaker 1: less mercury it has. So it's kind of like good

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Speaker 1: on a health level and an environmental level. And so

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Speaker 1: sardines are supposed to be right now, like the best

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Speaker 1: fish for the health of the ocean and for your

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Speaker 1: own health as well. And so I've just been desperately.

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Speaker 1: I bought five tins of skinless, boneless sardines, and I

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00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:17,919
Speaker 1: have been trying every single recipe I can to try

864
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,320
Speaker 1: and figure out a way for me to like this

865
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 1: fucking fish.

866
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:23,319
Speaker 2: Man.

867
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 1: It's like I've tried to people like it's just it's

868
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 1: just fishy, you know. It's like I've done that. I've

869
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:33,319
Speaker 1: treated it like tuna fish. I've treated it like an

870
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 1: ore derv I've like put it, you know, and have

871
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,399
Speaker 1: done like all the different things, and it's like it's

872
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:40,760
Speaker 1: an intense taste.

873
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 2: Man.

874
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 1: I love I love every fish, and it's it's rough.

875
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 1: So if anybody out there has a recipe where that

876
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 1: doesn't taste like incredibly fishy fish for sardines, please send

877
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 1: me a DM.

878
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,360
Speaker 2: Help your boy out. This guy's over here, it's up

879
00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 2: to his button sardines. It doesn't know what.

880
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: I bought too many. I bought too many sardines because

881
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 1: I was like that, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna

882
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 1: force myself.

883
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 2: To like this fish. You're gonna have that sard money

884
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 2: soon if you don't eat it. When you and I

885
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 2: were in for Bananas Live, we went to that sushi place.

886
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 2: Remember we went, oh yeah, that place where Marada was

887
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 2: the best sushi I've had in three or greers.

888
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 1: And then we got the bill. We were both like,

889
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 1: how much is this going to be? And we just

890
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:29,360
Speaker 1: started saying numbers to each other. Three hundred came in

891
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:31,719
Speaker 1: at like one hundred and twenty five dollars, and we

892
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: both had stuffed our faces and had saki and had

893
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 1: like it wasn't I was like, this is I couldn't

894
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:42,800
Speaker 1: believe how like affordable it was.

895
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 2: It was so good, Marada, was so good. But your

896
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,880
Speaker 2: story reminded me because we got down to like the

897
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 2: last thing you're like and order one other piece or whatever,

898
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 2: and I was like, well, we'll get the mackerel. And

899
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 2: I could tell that you were like, Okay, we'll see,

900
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,879
Speaker 2: we'll get this macrol going. And it was the best

901
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 2: one of the bunch, and the mackerel was so good. Correctly,

902
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 2: you said, you can really tell if the sushi place

903
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:11,520
Speaker 2: is like extremely fresh and extremely good, because sometimes mackerel

904
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:16,680
Speaker 2: gets pretty fishy, pretty fast, pretty fast, Marada. Good on

905
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 2: you guys that if you've ever been and you live

906
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 2: in Portland. Woo oh, it is so good, damn good. Okay,

907
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 2: I got I got a good story.

908
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 1: Give it to man.

909
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:27,360
Speaker 2: I shall give you a choice, because we can do

910
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:29,319
Speaker 2: both of these, or we can do I have one

911
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 2: about UH OnlyFans and I have gone about UH a

912
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 2: woman suing her partner.

913
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 1: Let's do only fans.

914
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 2: I guess yeah, it's a it's a juicy one. Sean

915
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 2: Fister sent this in Sean, you always send great stories.

916
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. We appreciate it. This was on

917
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 2: UNILAD written by Maya Williams, who when it comes to

918
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 2: UNILAD writing, Maya Williams is the way to go. She's

919
00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 2: the best in the biss I've heard only Fans star

920
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 2: noticed small detail in X rated chat that saved her

921
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 2: customer's life.

922
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:11,839
Speaker 1: Oh okay, it's an only physic only fans who also

923
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 1: is a nurse.

924
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 2: Uh no, but she should be Okay. An only Fans

925
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:21,279
Speaker 2: model managed to save her client's life after an X

926
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 2: rated video call. Only Fans creator Belle Grace saved one

927
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:29,239
Speaker 2: of her customers lives after noticing something whilst on an

928
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 2: X rated video call. There you go, just the same

929
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 2: three things. Maya Williams knows how to fill copy and

930
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:43,600
Speaker 2: whilst a medical check wasn't exactly the servious science for No, there's.

931
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,360
Speaker 1: Not another whilst is there another?

932
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 2: Whilst no, let me scroll, I gotta find another Wilston here?

933
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 2: Come on?

934
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,120
Speaker 1: Was it really two Whilsts in the first three sentences?

935
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 2: I would not make that up. There were two whists.

936
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 2: Is this is beautiful? Whilst oh there's another one. There's

937
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 2: a the other one in the next sentence, or then yeah,

938
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:03,919
Speaker 2: the next sentence, here we go, I'm gonna read it again.

939
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 2: And whilst a medical check wasn't exactly the service he

940
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 2: had signed up for, I'm sure he's thankful Bell spotted

941
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 2: it in time whilst on the call. No, I'm not kidding,

942
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:19,279
Speaker 2: I will so you can just say while on the call.

943
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 2: Not in England, you can't wilst on the call. Things

944
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 2: got in from it and Bell noticed that one of

945
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:30,360
Speaker 2: the man's testicles was larger than the other m M.

946
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 2: After the call, she urged him and to go and

947
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:37,400
Speaker 2: get it checked out, but it took some persuading. Belle

948
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 2: said that it took between four and five weeks to

949
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 2: convince this client that he definitely had something going on

950
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:46,400
Speaker 2: and should go get it checked out. And eventually he

951
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:49,800
Speaker 2: plucked up the courage, I guess it should say, and

952
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:50,400
Speaker 2: he or.

953
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:54,000
Speaker 1: Five weeks of watching this guy jerk off. It took

954
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 1: her that long to be like, get your balls checked, buddy, please.

955
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 2: Well, you know, they said, intimate who knows what he

956
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 2: was doing?

957
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:06,359
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe, maybe it was a puppet show.

958
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 2: Maybe he was hanging curtains.

959
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 1: We don't know, We don't know. You are right, it

960
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:14,840
Speaker 1: might have been we don't know what sexual.

961
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 2: It was sexual. I'm sure talking to Yahoo. Uh and

962
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:22,960
Speaker 2: why I should say whilst talking to Yahoo it doesn't

963
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:26,360
Speaker 2: But I'm going for it whilst talking to you who Yahoo?

964
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 2: She said, I honest I said, honestly, I do think

965
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 2: you need to get it checked out. And it took

966
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,800
Speaker 2: me four or five weeks to actually convince him. He

967
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 2: did turn around to me and say, look, I'm really

968
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,239
Speaker 2: embarrassed about it, and I don't actually want to go.

969
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:44,360
Speaker 2: I said, honestly, just go, you'll be fine, just to

970
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,839
Speaker 2: get that peace of mind that everything's okay. I mean,

971
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:50,800
Speaker 2: this is a very caring person. Yep mm hm. Belle

972
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:54,359
Speaker 2: cared about this guy. You know, she wasn't just taking

973
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 2: his money to watch him hang curtains, to watch him

974
00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 2: play the.

975
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:01,880
Speaker 1: Harpsichord, although she was watching him play the haunps a

976
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:04,400
Speaker 1: chord and the hand curtains. We know that for a fact.

977
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:08,719
Speaker 2: That's right. It's just good and it's good that he

978
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:11,400
Speaker 2: trusted Bell. As it turned out, doctors found he had

979
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 2: an aggressive form of testicular cancer. Oh incredible, testicular cancer

980
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:22,480
Speaker 2: and all the brone animals and the male bane animals.

981
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 2: It's the only thing they check you for when you're

982
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:27,360
Speaker 2: eighteen to thirty, you know, like when you go in

983
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 2: and you get a physical on your guy, they basically

984
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:33,880
Speaker 2: check you out for testicular cancer and ask how man,

985
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 2: how much booze and sex you're having, And then they're like,

986
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 2: all right, go have fun. You're gonna be fine until

987
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 2: you're fifty five. Not the case. Testicular cancer is the

988
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:44,719
Speaker 2: most common form of disease in men in their late

989
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 2: twenties and early thirties. According to the NHS. Typical symptoms

990
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 2: include a painless swelling of one of the testicles. Luckily

991
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 2: the cancer got caught in the nick of time. Look

992
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:59,239
Speaker 2: at that and her customer was treated. Look at that

993
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:03,360
Speaker 2: and say, Unlike other forms of the disease, testicular cancer

994
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 2: is one of the most treatable cancers. And there's a

995
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 2: ninety nine percent survival rate for one year or more

996
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 2: after being diagnosed. I don't know what that sentence means. Meanwhile,

997
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 2: ninety eight Oh okay, so ninety nine percent survival rate

998
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 2: after you're diagnosed. If you get treated within one year. Meanwhile,

999
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 2: it's ninety eight percent we'll survive for five or more years.

1000
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:29,719
Speaker 2: Got it? Kind of two weird stats, I would say

1001
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 2: Mia Williams could have left those two strange stats out. Yeah,

1002
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 2: almost all men who are treated for testicular germ cell

1003
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 2: cancer blah blah blah blah blah. Okay, well, yeah, it's

1004
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 2: I'll end on the last line. Who knew that OnlyFans

1005
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 2: creators were out here saving lives? And the answer is

1006
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:54,000
Speaker 2: we did, because if they weren't providing this service, there'd

1007
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:56,480
Speaker 2: be a lot of pent up and pissed off dudes

1008
00:53:56,520 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 2: out there. So God, bless you, God bless us. The

1009
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,040
Speaker 2: paid sex workers.

1010
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 1: Thank you this, you know what. That's right. This episode

1011
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:08,279
Speaker 1: goes out to sex workers, thank you for what you do.

1012
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:15,839
Speaker 2: Sure, stay safe, stay safe. Uh pretty wild. And also

1013
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:20,440
Speaker 2: good for her to Bell Grace, I believe yeah, Bell Grace.

1014
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:25,400
Speaker 2: It's like, good for her for letting him finish his

1015
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:30,359
Speaker 2: saxophone solo. Uh, maybe he was assembling a dirt bike.

1016
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:33,880
Speaker 2: But good for her for saying something at the end

1017
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:37,960
Speaker 2: of that, and then repeatedly because dudes don't go to

1018
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 2: the doctor. Guys go to the doctor. Something's wrong. Treat

1019
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:45,000
Speaker 2: your car like that old camaro your dad kept in

1020
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 2: the front yard and never fully fixed. Go go to Autozonne,

1021
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 2: go to the doctor, get the replacement parts. Take care

1022
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:53,800
Speaker 2: of yourself. That's why we die so much younger.

1023
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 1: It is right.

1024
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:57,320
Speaker 2: It's not nothing.

1025
00:54:57,719 --> 00:54:59,680
Speaker 1: It is it's just because we don't like going to

1026
00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 1: the die. I go to the doctor too much. I

1027
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:03,200
Speaker 1: go to the doctor too much.

1028
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 2: And I love that. I disagree. I'm glad you do.

1029
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 2: Go as much as you want to go. I get.

1030
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:11,200
Speaker 1: I just go because he's really insistent.

1031
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,040
Speaker 2: I know, well. I love my doctor. She's got the

1032
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:17,880
Speaker 2: greatest uh you know, everything's a portal. Now, everything's like,

1033
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:20,960
Speaker 2: we'll communicate the portal. Yeah, my doctor, and I think

1034
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,720
Speaker 2: I sent you one of her emails or messages before.

1035
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 2: Her first sentence will be what I want to hear.

1036
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 2: She'll be like, your blood results are great, let's go

1037
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:32,919
Speaker 2: through them. And I'm like, yes, that's all I want.

1038
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:35,759
Speaker 2: And then I throw it in the treasure. Yes, I

1039
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:37,759
Speaker 2: don't want to go through them. Just tell me I'm

1040
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:41,880
Speaker 2: not dying. And so shout out to doctor Tyre. She's excellent.

1041
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:45,479
Speaker 1: Shout out. Shout out to doctors as well, I'm giving

1042
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:47,840
Speaker 1: it up for sex workers and doctors today.

1043
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:52,880
Speaker 2: Okay, that's right, both serving the community. Yeah you too, buddy.

1044
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:55,399
Speaker 2: It's always fun. Great to see you. I can't wait

1045
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:57,680
Speaker 2: to show you this dog, and can't wait to see

1046
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:01,200
Speaker 2: all of the ban animals, Brone animals, theyin animals, all

1047
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:07,120
Speaker 2: of our wonderful fans and strangers at Bananas Fest September seventh, Denver, Colorado.

1048
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 2: Bananas ban Bananas is an exactly right media production.

1049
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,320
Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

1050
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:28,040
Speaker 2: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

1051
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard, and.

1052
00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:34,800
Speaker 2: Our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and Georgia

1053
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:35,360
Speaker 2: Hartstart

1054
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 1: intern