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Speaker 1: learn it with friends who will probably be worse at

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Speaker 1: it than you'll ever be. It's a Jewel Show and

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Speaker 1: it's time for your morning tut. Yes, tutorial two time,

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Speaker 1: that's what it is. Yea well morning to morning tut.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty good. That's too. It's the time where we

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Speaker 1: pull up a random tutorial from YouTube and we learn

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Speaker 1: to do something together as friends. Yeah. Text in by

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Speaker 1: for us to pull up and we can do it

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Speaker 1: all kinds of things. So let's all bond and meld together,

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Speaker 1: all right, right, now though, somebody texts it in and

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Speaker 1: wants to learn how to whistle with their fingers too.

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Speaker 1: You know, the loud whistle. I've always wanted to do that.

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Speaker 1: Never do it? Yes, yeah, Alex, actually do it. Go

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull up well, I'll have you guys. Okay, yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull up a tutorial tea up on the youtubes.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. I'm gonna start the tutorial how to

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Speaker 1: You will mean clean fingers and a mouth. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't know about the clean finger. I got the mouth. Well,

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Speaker 1: we got too. We got one of the two things.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Step one, warm a U shape with

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Speaker 1: different ways that you can do. You can use just

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Speaker 1: Step five adjusted the your's tongue and jaw for optimal

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Speaker 1: No lack that tone? That tone you know that song? Yea,

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Speaker 1: phone frame morning. Hello. Hi, my name is Harror. I

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Speaker 1: was looking for Kelsey, I'm calling from Tax Services. Hi.

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Speaker 1: This is this is Kelsey. Yeah, Hi, I'm calling because

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Speaker 1: you know, I know that we submitted all your tax

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Speaker 1: ahead and take ownership of it. I was the one

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Speaker 1: preparing your taxes. It's on our end and made a

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Speaker 1: So how much do I owe them? Now? Twenty two

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Speaker 1: that's exactly what I told my son. That's exactly what

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Speaker 1: so what happened is you gave us all the paperwork,

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Speaker 1: that was all Mary. Yeah, I know how it works.

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Speaker 1: I went through it with you. Yes, tell me how

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Speaker 1: you made this mistake. Well, that's just the thing. I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I didn't make this mistake. Wait a second. You just

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Speaker 1: told me you didn't make the mistake. Your company made

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Speaker 1: this mistake, right, And I prepared your taxes I'm you're

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Speaker 1: Who are you yelling at? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: If you must know? If you must if you must know?

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Speaker 1: And I'm sorry that I raised my voice, but I'm

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Speaker 1: very upset about this. Probably cost me my career. Grounded.

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Speaker 1: That's I'm talking to my son, Skyler, who is seven

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Speaker 1: he's not paying attention at school. All right, full transparency.

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Speaker 1: I let him prepare a few of my client's tax

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Speaker 1: documents and he didn't well, he didn't do a lot

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Speaker 1: I RS Twenty two thousand dollars because of some real

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Speaker 1: bad man. Ridiculous. You are running a business filing people's

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Speaker 1: taxes and you get their paperwork, their personal information to

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from the Jewels Show doing a

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Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your husband James at you up.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. He wanted me to prank you because

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Speaker 1: he said, you guys are trying out a new company

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Speaker 1: Day follow up today, and apparently he went out with

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Speaker 1: to meet somebody. Yeah, that's a cool way to meet somebody.

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Speaker 1: Tender And obviously you already have one interest the love

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Speaker 1: of the run, right, you guys love the runs these

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Speaker 1: race people people run twelve ks usually that's a lot

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Speaker 1: like a longer run, So you're probably really into running.

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Speaker 1: So that's cool. You had that common interest. Tell us

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Speaker 1: about your actual date. Then how'd that go? So we

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Speaker 1: obviously fitness people. Then like fit people, you're running twelve

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Speaker 1: Butt dial. It's an awkward situation. It's kind of Yoda Yoda. Okay,

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Speaker 1: year ago. You see, six months old, and we split.

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Speaker 1: You know, of course responsibilities with him, but I'm clearly

423
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Speaker 1: had a kid. About a kid yeah, yeah, a little boy, Yeah,

424
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Speaker 1: like a child. I didn't hear you. I didn't understand

425
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Speaker 1: kid like for whatever reason, maybe I owned out and

426
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Speaker 1: then I heard six months I was like one if

427
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,040
Speaker 1: it time about to get her a car? Okay, so

428
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:33,280
Speaker 1: you have like a mini mini Yoda? We got a baby, Yoda? Okay. Nice.

429
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Speaker 1: He's a he's a total badass. But um, I'm I'm

430
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Speaker 1: I'm the I'm the good cop in the relationship, like

431
00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:43,280
Speaker 1: my wife's the bad cops. She's always trying to, uh

432
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Speaker 1: just set down orders and rules. She wants to keep

433
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Speaker 1: you up. Yeah, parenting. She's the punished for sure. She's

434
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Speaker 1: a She's definitely does vader. Yeah, so whenever my wife

435
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,680
Speaker 1: goes out like this is my he's my little buddy,

436
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Speaker 1: it's my partner crime. So we watch Kung food with

437
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Speaker 1: like holid duty, Um, you can play six months old, Wow,

438
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Speaker 1: yama kid. I mean he chills with me right, Like clearly,

439
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Speaker 1: my wife doesn't want him to do this stuff right, Like,

440
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Speaker 1: she doesn't want him exposed to that. She's got her

441
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Speaker 1: own views even at six months old going on there. Yeah,

442
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Speaker 1: I don't know. She thinks like maybe it'll he'll turn out,

443
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Speaker 1: you know, like a crazy whacko. But I think it's

444
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Speaker 1: gonna be fine. So your wife would have a problem

445
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Speaker 1: with that for sure. Yeah. She she might be a

446
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Speaker 1: little upset, right, she might. She might be very upset

447
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Speaker 1: if she found out like he was, you know, watching

448
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Speaker 1: Kung food with me. Um. Definitely the diet, like she's

449
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,640
Speaker 1: got all these stocks on diet, Like he can only

450
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:43,520
Speaker 1: eat organic. He can only say yeah, like food. Yeah,

451
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Speaker 1: letting met a little ice cream once in a while,

452
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Speaker 1: get him a chocolate six months Yeah, let the kid live,

453
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Speaker 1: Come on, the kid grow a little bit. So you

454
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 1: basically when your wife's gone, you do all the stuff

455
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Speaker 1: that she doesn't want you to do with your kids. Well, yeah,

456
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Speaker 1: I just let him live all thank you. So my

457
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:09,840
Speaker 1: wife comes back from girls nights, um a couple of

458
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Speaker 1: nights ago, right, and and she comes in and well, yeah,

459
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Speaker 1: here's here's the bad part is that I didn't I

460
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Speaker 1: didn't realize that she'd be home as she watched came

461
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Speaker 1: in and there's some grow up everywhere. And I didn't

462
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Speaker 1: see where there. I didn't see where baby Joda and

463
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,920
Speaker 1: thrown all. You see, you gave him so much chocolate

464
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:35,440
Speaker 1: that he puked. Yeah, what went overboard? Yeah, your child

465
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Speaker 1: at six months years of age. I don't think you

466
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Speaker 1: should feed your child at six months chocolate alone, that

467
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Speaker 1: much chocolate. It'sous, it is delicious, but like wait until

468
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Speaker 1: a year, Like like what about allergies? Yeah, I don't

469
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Speaker 1: think he has any allergies. You just got a little

470
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Speaker 1: you know, upset tommy allergies. Yeah. Yeah, you sound a

471
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Speaker 1: lot like my wife right now, because we know we're

472
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Speaker 1: talking about exactly what your wife say. So she found

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Speaker 1: all this throw up because you had given your kid

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Speaker 1: a bunch of chocolate, and yeah, I had to I

475
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Speaker 1: had to take the blame myself, Like I had to

476
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Speaker 1: take one for the team and tell her it was me. What,

477
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Speaker 1: so you grew up? I forgot to clean it up? Yeah,

478
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Speaker 1: Well I told her that. I just I didn't even

479
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 1: not clean it up. I just I had like going on.

480
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Speaker 1: I had to change it. I ever ready to take

481
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:26,359
Speaker 1: care of our kid. I just forgot right. Yeah. And

482
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,400
Speaker 1: then by the time I got back to it, she

483
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Speaker 1: she was there. So uh and so now she's got

484
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Speaker 1: me myself. She got me and the baby on a

485
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Speaker 1: strict diet of dude, you're eating way too me. She's

486
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Speaker 1: kisses when I'm gone. Well, thank you for your dirty

487
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Speaker 1: little secret. What's your dirty little secret? Did Jewel show

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Speaker 1: on demand? Welcome to the i n N, The Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news For Thursday,

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Speaker 1: September twenty third, twenty twenty one. I'm Jewel Freshman. A

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Speaker 1: new study has determined that the filthiest spot in your

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Speaker 1: bathroom it's not the toilet or your dirty mouth. Find

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Speaker 1: out what it is in just a second. But first

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Speaker 1: let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex fresh and after reading

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Speaker 1: my story, I'm gonna really need your guys's help to

496
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Speaker 1: figure this one out. Okay, And I'm English Evan and

497
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Speaker 1: drugs just won the wool on drugs, Oh boy? All right,

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Speaker 1: more in those stories everyone's taking heroin. I guess more

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Speaker 1: on those stories in just a second before you first

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Speaker 1: start of the day in the I n N the

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network is their part the news. A DO

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Speaker 1: study has revealed the filthiest part of your bathroom and

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Speaker 1: it's not the toilet. It's a towel rack. The towel

504
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Speaker 1: rack is actually the dirtiest spot in your bathroom. Thick.

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Speaker 1: Why because it's rarely cleaned and a lot of times

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00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,679
Speaker 1: damp and dirty towels go on it and then the

507
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 1: bacteria just sits there and grows and grows and grows.

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Speaker 1: And I'm clean that immediately. You ever leave the same

509
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Speaker 1: towel up and then go to dry off and you're like,

510
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Speaker 1: oh my god, it's just like that musty. Yeah, it's

511
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Speaker 1: almost like it's almost like you know, a sponge if

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Speaker 1: you sink. When you leave it there for a while,

513
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 1: it gets like that kind of smell. Yeah, definitely a

514
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Speaker 1: dude problem because I don't even like, I literally don't

515
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Speaker 1: even have its. Hewell, remotely around enough time to even

516
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Speaker 1: started becoming musty. I switch it all. Like every couple

517
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 1: like two days is so much better than men. They

518
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Speaker 1: really are. I feel like almost every single dude listening

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Speaker 1: to this right now knows their threshold. Do you like

520
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Speaker 1: you have a threshold? Do you get to where you're like?

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Speaker 1: All right, this one's officially got to be watched now,

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Speaker 1: he text in four one six one. This is the

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Speaker 1: i n N, the idiot news network where adios aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news. For our next story of the day,

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Speaker 1: let's send it on over to Alex Fresh, who's currently

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Speaker 1: on location somewhere trying to figure something out in Brazil. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we're a soccer star name given later Viera. Oh him, Oh,

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Speaker 1: what is expecting his fourth child with his first ex

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Speaker 1: wife's sister's daughter. Fourth child? Hold on first ex wife's

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Speaker 1: sister's daughter. It feels like a rubeks Cuban money. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna read this real quick. Okay, he has three kids

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Speaker 1: with this thirty three year old His ex wife, who's

533
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 1: who he was with for twelve years. Oh he left

534
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Speaker 1: for his current wife is thirty two. Her name's Camilla. Okay,

535
00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 1: so his first ex wife who has three kids with

536
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 1: is thirty three and also happens to be Camilla's aunt. Well,

537
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 1: so his wife it happens to be his current wife's aunt,

538
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 1: and so the baby's siblings when it's born, is also

539
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 1: going to be its cousins. Oh, whoa, that's gonna be

540
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 1: an interesting one to try to figure out. Cousin. It's

541
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 1: definitely not morally right. What's happening. No, it's not morally right.

542
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 1: It's actually really messed up. But she's beautiful first looked like.

543
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 1: But I'm like, dang, I gotta understand why. I don't know.

544
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Speaker 1: I don't know how he could have done, like if

545
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,600
Speaker 1: if he downgraded conversations. He's just gonna keep swinging from

546
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 1: branch to branch on that family tree. He's gonna go

547
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 1: branch to branch until there's not even no branches anymore.

548
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:43,239
Speaker 1: It's just straight up and down family tree. Sing it back.

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Speaker 1: This is the I n N, the Idian News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. The news for

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Speaker 1: your next story of today, let's send it on over

552
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Speaker 1: to English Evan, who's somewhere. I'm gonna say it real

553
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Speaker 1: quick because I'm about to cough in the midst of

554
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Speaker 1: a global labor shortage, because that is what the world

555
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 1: is in. But employers around the world right now they

556
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 1: are doing away with drug tests in a desperate bid

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Speaker 1: to attract more applicants and feel more rows and retain

558
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Speaker 1: more work. That makes sense, Well, it does make sense,

559
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Speaker 1: But I'm hoping it's not people who like have to

560
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 1: work with heavy machinery. No, I'm sure it's probably just

561
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:17,600
Speaker 1: people who smoke weed. Yeah, if companies screen for any drugs,

562
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 1: including mary Jewana, then they're helping the fits for the

563
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Speaker 1: company will be cheaper for them. Really, Yes, I didn't

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Speaker 1: know that that's why they do it, because you know,

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Speaker 1: companies ultimately, at the end of the day, they don't

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Speaker 1: care as long as they're they're not spending as much

567
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Speaker 1: money and you're not screwing up on the job, They're

568
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 1: like whatever. But I've always wondered why they do that

569
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Speaker 1: unless it's like a machinery job or something, because I

570
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 1: kind of get, you know, you're not supposed to be

571
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Speaker 1: right exactly, you know, high or whatever a T mobile

572
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Speaker 1: because they never drug tested everble. But yeah, I've always

573
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 1: wondered that. Okay, so it's a health insurance thing more

574
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 1: than anything, Like, most of that stuff is motivated by

575
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 1: some kind of financial gain for the company. So the

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00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 1: companies who don't drug tests, I'm like, wow, good for

577
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 1: you guys. It's you're literally spending more money to not

578
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 1: drug test your employees. There's a lot of employees I

579
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 1: know who could probably use the weed. Yes, they're a

580
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: hard imagine how many people would not be employed if

581
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 1: they drug tested for weed? Oh, oh my goodness, the

582
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 1: half of the US, Yes, seriously, how many teachers wouldn't

583
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 1: be teaching a lot of teachers, especially elementary school teachers. Man,

584
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 1: they have to go home and do something to a

585
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 1: whole bottle of wine. Yeah, they're definitely medicating with something.

586
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Speaker 1: They have to see you about the job, Lady, you

587
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 1: might lose your job if they drug tests or something

588
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: and you don't have a clean DARG test. But that

589
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Speaker 1: also means that the ionn's done for the day. Lose

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Speaker 1: yo of job, about to lose yo of job? You're

591
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 1: about to lose No, no, you me. And that was

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Speaker 1: the inn the Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't just

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Speaker 1: on the social media. At the Jewel Show, you can

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Speaker 1: follow all of us individually. I'm a Jewel Fresh, I'm

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Speaker 1: Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame morning. So

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Speaker 1: that's one. Hello him, I speak to Colin. Please. This

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Speaker 1: is he. Hey Colin. We don't know each other. Name's

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Petrie and Jimmy Peatrie did and not so Jimmy

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Speaker 1: Peatrie thing, and that's why I'm calling you. Sorry, Jimmy Petrie. Okay,

605
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Speaker 1: Jimmy Peatrie. I don't think I know anyone by that name,

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Petree. Jimmy Petrie. Yeah, that's some I know. We

607
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Speaker 1: don't know each other. I mean, I know you, but

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Speaker 1: you don't know me. And I've gotta get something off

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Speaker 1: my chest. And that's why I'm calling you. Jimmy Petrie.

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Speaker 1: Wanted to apologize. I'm sorry, and I know you don't

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Speaker 1: even probably know what I'm talking about, but that's no

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Speaker 1: I have no idea what you're talking about. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: here's the thing. When Jimmy Petrie does something that Jimmy

614
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Speaker 1: Petrie shouldn't do, Jimmy Peachre apologizes and Jimmy Petrie would

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Speaker 1: like to apologize to you. So I am one of

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Speaker 1: your neighbors. Name's Jimmy Peatrie. Like I said, we haven't met,

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Speaker 1: but h yeah, I knew your name is Jimmy Petree.

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Speaker 1: You've said it like ten times. You want to just

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Speaker 1: tell me what's going on, Jimmy Petrie do that from

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Speaker 1: time time. Yeah. Look, I'm one of your neighbors and

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Speaker 1: I come to you on bend knee to say sorry,

622
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Speaker 1: I got your internet password and been using your WiFi.

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Speaker 1: Sorry what Yeah, Jimmy Peatree spent the whole night one

624
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Speaker 1: night because my internet was down trying to figure out

625
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Speaker 1: your password, and I finally got in and I've been

626
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Speaker 1: using your WiFi and it just hit me. And Jimmy

627
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Speaker 1: Peatrie feels terrible about it. So I'm sorry. If you

628
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Speaker 1: want to, you know, you might want to hop on

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Speaker 1: change your password. I promise I won't get on your

630
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: WiFi anymore. Okay, yeah, I'm already changing it. But and

631
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess thanks for calling me to say

632
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 1: you're sorry. But seriously, don't ever do that again. I promise, Jimmy.

633
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:52,239
Speaker 1: That's a Jimmy Petrie promise to you, Jimmy Petrie, I

634
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 1: will not do that again. And by the way, could

635
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 1: you also do me a favor, dude? Stop seeing your name?

636
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 1: I've got it, okay, okay, jim are you talking about, well,

637
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 1: why you're changing your WiFi password? Because I've been, you know,

638
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 1: obviously still in your WiFi. Would you also do me

639
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 1: a favor and change your email password and your other

640
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 1: like just any password you have, could you change it?

641
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 1: Because I found that you're using the same ones, And

642
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:19,800
Speaker 1: like I said, I was up late and just started

643
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 1: checking things and got into your email, and you know,

644
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 1: I just can't help myself and I want to make

645
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 1: sure that I can't do that anymore. So if you

646
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 1: can make it a really hard pass. You got into

647
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 1: my email, dude, what are you talking about? Like that's

648
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:33,280
Speaker 1: super up? You got into my email. Hey, Jimmy Petrie

649
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:36,479
Speaker 1: agrees with you. I don't want to be your name. Dude.

650
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 1: I got your name. You were in my email. Yeah,

651
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 1: you know, I just poked aroun a little bit. Don't worry.

652
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 1: I didn't send anything, but It's like one of those

653
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 1: things you know, where you figure out a password and

654
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 1: you just before you know it, you're going through somebody's

655
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,400
Speaker 1: email and the next thing you know, you're like, hey,

656
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:50,839
Speaker 1: well where do they bank? I guess I can find

657
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 1: an email on where they bank bank? So then you

658
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:57,440
Speaker 1: get the account number, you know where the hold You're

659
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 1: in my bank account? Dude, Well, no, not in it

660
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 1: right now. I went in it a few times. I'm

661
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,360
Speaker 1: calling the cops right now, this is look up. Okay.

662
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:05,799
Speaker 1: If I could just talk to you for one second

663
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,919
Speaker 1: before you call the cops, I would appreciate it. Who

664
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 1: the do you think you are? Jimmy Petrie? I think

665
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 1: I've I've said that right. No, I don't mean your name.

666
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:17,439
Speaker 1: I know your name, jim Who the do you think

667
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 1: you are? My bank account? Dude? I know Jimmy Peatrick

668
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:22,919
Speaker 1: knows you're angry, and I would like to tell you something.

669
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,360
Speaker 1: If you just give me a second, I think I

670
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 1: can help you out. I think I think I can

671
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 1: make this better. I'm listening, okay. So one thing you

672
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 1: don't know about Jimmy Petrie. Jimmy Peatrie works in finance.

673
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 1: I don't care. I know, I know you don't. I

674
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 1: know you're upset right now, but look I looked at

675
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 1: your bank account and I could help you out. Do

676
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 1: you ever think about investing. I've got some ideas for you.

677
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 1: Got too much money in savings? Right now, this is ridiculous.

678
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 1: I don't give I'm getting I'm getting off the phone.

679
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,799
Speaker 1: I'm calling the cops right now. Hold on, you're going

680
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 1: to jail, Jimmy Peach. Okay, well, Jimmy Petre would likely

681
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,239
Speaker 1: you know it's a prank phone called then before you

682
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 1: call the cops on Jimmie Peach, Wait what this is

683
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 1: actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank

684
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: on you and your sister Jennifer set you up? What?

685
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, Jimmy Petrie strikes again. Jimmy Petrie,

686
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 1: stop saying, Jimmy Peatrie. All right, I won't Jimmy Peatrie

687
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 1: wake up every morning with Jubil phone pranks the Jebil

688
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:25,760
Speaker 1: Show on demand. It's time Floor of the Roses only

689
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 1: on the Jebil Show. Oi, it's me again, the cheetah

690
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 1: hunter chet. It isn't time to see if we can

691
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 1: catch that cheetah right my right, and on the phone

692
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 1: right now, is Hope, Pop, how do you stop talking? Like? Hi,

693
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 1: how's it going? Hope? It's been better? Yeah, probably not

694
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 1: the best. Sorry about that. I always do that. I

695
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,839
Speaker 1: need to stop anyway. I know it's not going great

696
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:57,400
Speaker 1: because obviously you think that your significant other is cheating

697
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 1: on you and I almost said it in the weird

698
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 1: Australian accessent just switch. So anyway, tell us what's going on, hope. Um,

699
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 1: So I've noticed something like made really different about my

700
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:14,240
Speaker 1: boyfriend lately. Um, and I just think he's cheating. Okay,

701
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,880
Speaker 1: so what is he doing differently? So normally, like he

702
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 1: dresses super casual like always just you know, around the

703
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: house and sweats running video games. You know, we haven't

704
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:28,720
Speaker 1: really been going out much anyway, but he's always since

705
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 1: you know, we started dating, just swarm like casual, sweats,

706
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 1: searching clothes. Well, lately he's been totally dressing up and

707
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 1: also like not just like dressing like he just doesn't

708
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 1: really you know, like grooming. He's not really into He's

709
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 1: just I don't know, I'm not like sloppy, but kind

710
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 1: of and just not into the whole like grooming, hair, whatever.

711
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 1: So he is sort of a slob. I don't mean

712
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,319
Speaker 1: to be rude, but is that what you mean? Like,

713
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 1: I don't a little bit. Yeah, he's just not one

714
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:07,839
Speaker 1: of those more like put together metro Okay, okay, he's

715
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 1: a manly dude. Yeah, Like he's even beard, yeah, you know,

716
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: always scruff all right. So lately he's been like looking

717
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,919
Speaker 1: like really good and like, you know, shaving every day,

718
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 1: putting it like a coming on after shave and you know, okay,

719
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:27,800
Speaker 1: so is he doing that before you leave the house? Yeah,

720
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: like every time before he leaves the house, and you

721
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 1: know it's are you one that would check his phone?

722
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:37,879
Speaker 1: I haven't, Um, I really don't want to do that yet,

723
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 1: but like this is enough at it. So that's why

724
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 1: you think your boyfriend might be cheating because the fact

725
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 1: that he started shaving and wearing cologne, well maybe he's

726
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 1: trying to you know, look good for another girl. Yeah, no,

727
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 1: it makes sense. I'm just dressing better, like clothes, like

728
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,360
Speaker 1: asking me if he smells good like he's you know

729
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 1: you think, well now, and so was this something that

730
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:03,359
Speaker 1: he did when you when you both started for stating, No,

731
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 1: he's never been like this really, and you don't even

732
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 1: think he's just trying to up his game for you.

733
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,919
Speaker 1: I mean we're not like I'm not the one going

734
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 1: out with him. When he is dressing up like this,

735
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 1: Where is he saying that he's going I mean to

736
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:21,439
Speaker 1: like get drinks with the guys, um, you know, watch

737
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 1: sports the poker with friends, like I just different his

738
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 1: normal stuff. But he's just looking like really good, all right?

739
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 1: So you think that because he's gone from laying on

740
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 1: the couch and sweats with a beard kind of with

741
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 1: a musty smelled him, and now he's leaving the house

742
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 1: in a top hat and a monocle and a tuxedo

743
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 1: all sorts of yeah, and all sorts of yeah, probably

744
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,600
Speaker 1: a pocket watch. Yeah that you think he's he's doing

745
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 1: that for someone else. Yeah, he smells better than me

746
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 1: now all right? Well, I mean that could be a

747
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 1: sign for sure. I mean it's weird when people change

748
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 1: up their behavior like that. And have you asked him

749
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: at all, like hey, why all of a sudden do

750
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 1: you smell good? And are you shape? Why do you

751
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 1: look at I'm putting on pants that don't know what

752
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 1: you look better? Yeah? I like asked him, and he's like,

753
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 1: you know, I've just been tired of like you know,

754
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 1: being in sweats and like, well that's weird, Like you're

755
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 1: just going to hang out your like guy friends, Like

756
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 1: it's why you don't like it. Yeah, unless there's a

757
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,600
Speaker 1: deepest secret here, it would be strange that he's dressing

758
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 1: out for his guy friends. Yeah, find out. Let's find out. Yeah,

759
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 1: have you thought of a way that we could try

760
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 1: to catch him if he is cheating on you? He

761
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:32,840
Speaker 1: is like really into photography, Um, as part of his job.

762
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,479
Speaker 1: Is there okay? Is there a store that he buys

763
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 1: stuff from a lot that I could pretend to be

764
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:40,839
Speaker 1: from with some sort of special romantic package for him. Yeah,

765
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 1: he does this place called like you know, like gets

766
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 1: gear from. All right, well that's what we'll do. Then

767
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 1: we'll play a song come back, and then I'll pretend

768
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 1: to be from photography with maybe a sightseeing package for

769
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 1: him and someone special that includes flowers and everything else,

770
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 1: and see if he gives us your name or someone

771
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,479
Speaker 1: else's before I make the phone call. I did it again?

772
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 1: What's his name? His name is Lowe? Forget that. I

773
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,360
Speaker 1: don't know. It's such a big part of everything. Like

774
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 1: right before I make the phone I'm like wait a second, Okay,

775
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:14,800
Speaker 1: good Lowry. We'll do it right after this. It's a

776
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 1: jewel show in the middle of war. The roses to

777
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 1: catch a cheater if you're just joining us. Hope is

778
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 1: on the phone, and Hope thinks that her boyfriend might

779
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 1: being unfaithful because he's all of a sudden started dressing better,

780
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,400
Speaker 1: wearing cologne, going out to meet up with his buddies,

781
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:31,279
Speaker 1: when before he was just always in sweatpants and kind

782
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:34,399
Speaker 1: of like, you know, bummy looking beard everything, And now

783
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 1: he just looks better, and she thinks that something's going

784
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 1: on a lot of times, I feel like that could

785
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 1: be assigned. So we're gonna call him and pretend to

786
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,879
Speaker 1: be from a photography place that he goes to and

787
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 1: give him a wonderful sight seeing package to take some

788
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,839
Speaker 1: pictures with someone special and see whose name he gives

789
00:41:47,920 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 1: us for the someone special. Hi, this is Jurban calling

790
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,920
Speaker 1: from photography. I was looking for Lowry. Oh yeah, this

791
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: is him Lowry. How are you. I'm doing well? How

792
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 1: are you doing? I'm not too bad? Thank you very

793
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 1: much for asking. Hey calling you today because we're doing

794
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 1: sort of a special promotion for some of our better customers,

795
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:21,839
Speaker 1: and you have been selected as this month's winner of

796
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:26,800
Speaker 1: the level photography package that we have. Have you emails

797
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,439
Speaker 1: or anything about it? No, no, I didn't know anything

798
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:32,720
Speaker 1: about this. I love I love your store. That's awesome. Yeah, no, sorry,

799
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 1: we've been sending out emails, so I don't know if

800
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,280
Speaker 1: they went to your junk folder or whatever. You should

801
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,759
Speaker 1: update that if they are, by the way, because we

802
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 1: send out some special offers sometimes, yeah, they might be sorry. Yeah, no,

803
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:46,319
Speaker 1: it's fine. Well, we're doing this promotion. It's called, like

804
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 1: I said, the Love of Photography, And what that is

805
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 1: is we select one person who shops with us frequently

806
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 1: every month to win a site seeing helicopter ride to

807
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:02,799
Speaker 1: take some picky pretty cool, yeah, super cool. Yeah, and

808
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 1: also a fifty dollars gift card that you can use

809
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 1: at the store. And because it's the Love of photography,

810
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:11,240
Speaker 1: you get to take someone special with you and also

811
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 1: send them some flowers. That's great. I wanted to do,

812
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:18,439
Speaker 1: like a helicopter sight seeing kind of photog drip is great. Well,

813
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:20,239
Speaker 1: and now you get to take someone special with you.

814
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 1: Is there someone special in your life? Yeah? Yeah, I

815
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: want to. I would there someone I want to bring. Yeah.

816
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 1: The one thing I can do, right, now though, is

817
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 1: get these flowers sent out to the person you want

818
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 1: to take. It's got like a little like invite to

819
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: go on the helicopter ride with you and some chocolates

820
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 1: and some flowers and uh man, this all sounds great.

821
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,799
Speaker 1: So what would you need for me to get started? Well,

822
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 1: to get started, I just need the name of who

823
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 1: you want to send them too, and then I'll get

824
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 1: all the other info. So, what is the name of

825
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:48,839
Speaker 1: the person that you want to send the flowers to? You? Okay,

826
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 1: I want to send those to Crystals cry st al

827
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 1: c r y Sta lay Yeah, because I was thinking

828
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 1: it might be spelled hop e if it was your

829
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:07,400
Speaker 1: girlfriend that I guess not excuse me, Yeah, I was

830
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:10,879
Speaker 1: thinking Crystal would be spelled Hope, like Hope, like your

831
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 1: girlfriend Hope. Yeah, yeah, how did you how do you know? Oh?

832
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:22,280
Speaker 1: What what do you mean? Like? Yeah, that's my girlfriend?

833
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 1: What do you mean, Hope? How do you know Hope? Oh? Well,

834
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 1: that's because Hope emailed us because she thinks you might

835
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 1: be seeing someone else, and it sounds like you might

836
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 1: be seeing someone else named Crystal. Uh what do you

837
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,839
Speaker 1: what do you mean? Like? What do you be talking

838
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 1: about right now? What what do you mean lowry? Cool

839
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 1: is Crystal? But look, I I'm sorry, I still don't

840
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:48,840
Speaker 1: even understand what's going on right now. Yeah. I emailed

841
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:53,880
Speaker 1: then because I have been concerned because you're suddenly dressing

842
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 1: so nice that you're just hanging out with your boys.

843
00:44:56,239 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 1: But you know now it's clear that well Chris so clear.

844
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 1: Apparently what are you talking about that I'm dressing better

845
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 1: and you think that that means him? An you email people, hights,

846
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 1: come talk to me? What do you I would do

847
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 1: this on the floor? I think you're getting away from

848
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 1: the point there. Yeah, flower really? She asked who Crystal was?

849
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:22,800
Speaker 1: Look this romantic? You said she was a you know,

850
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:27,400
Speaker 1: romantic Like you're taking her on this romantic thing. Like

851
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 1: I just I can't believe you're cheating on me. How

852
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,879
Speaker 1: long has this been like going on? Like? Who who

853
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: is she? Where do you meet her? Look? This is

854
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 1: it's nothing like I was playing at. It sounded to

855
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:42,719
Speaker 1: me like there was just like a go on a

856
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:45,360
Speaker 1: trip and you don't do take picture to do photography?

857
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? I want to do. We're

858
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 1: gonna send the flowers? Like why would you send them

859
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 1: to me? Were put together for a year and a half.

860
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:57,880
Speaker 1: Like I'm just I'm so hurt. I don't really understand

861
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 1: like anyway, Yeah you're caught, dude, it's gonna be hot.

862
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 1: Took away out of this one. Look, oh bye, Okay,

863
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 1: Look I haven't I mean probably for like the last

864
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:15,920
Speaker 1: like six months, I haven't been like happy with us

865
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 1: or this relationship or what we're about. You know, I

866
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 1: started dressing well and stuff because it made you didn't

867
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 1: made me feel good. I didn't feel good in that

868
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:27,279
Speaker 1: relationship and didn't feel like you wanted me to look

869
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 1: good to look nice. I just felt like I felt

870
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 1: like I was just you're gonna go out to trudge

871
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 1: and alone, to give up and find someone new, Like, yeah,

872
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: you had the conversation with her instead of just going

873
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 1: out behind her back and cheating on her, And it

874
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 1: was your decision to look the way you looked. Yeah,

875
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 1: I look, I was. You know, I tried my I

876
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 1: tried to try and get you know, us, to kind

877
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:55,839
Speaker 1: of find a spark again, to like be excited. That's

878
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 1: why I started to get into photography. And you know,

879
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:00,160
Speaker 1: I hope didn't seem to like care or anything thing

880
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,919
Speaker 1: like that. It's just like I want someone that wants

881
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 1: to be excited about what we're doing. And I didn't

882
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 1: feel like any excitement. You know, I won't be honest

883
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:10,680
Speaker 1: And yeah, you got leave, Yeah, or at least have

884
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:16,799
Speaker 1: a conversation. So so disrespectful to go behind my back. Hey,

885
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 1: I can't believe you. Look I you know, I'm really done.

886
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 1: You better get your stuff out like I'm so done. Hey,

887
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 1: Hope with Crystal. Would you like me to hang up

888
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 1: on him? Yes? No, there you go, Hey, Hope, Sorry, Hope,

889
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:45,439
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Man, that sucks things whatever. He's a jerk clearly, Yeah,

890
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 1: for sure. And the fact that he was trying to

891
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:49,360
Speaker 1: turn it on you for making him feel like he

892
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 1: couldn't look good was ridiculous. No, he just still does

893
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:55,800
Speaker 1: about about himself. Yeah, I've only supported him with his

894
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 1: photography everything. So well, you'll find someone who respects that.

895
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:03,400
Speaker 1: You know. Well, thanks, like you know, at least I know,

896
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:07,879
Speaker 1: and to be you know, cheated on anymore. And yeah,

897
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:10,799
Speaker 1: so I appreciate you guys helping me out even though

898
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 1: it sucks, but it will be better, no problem. And

899
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 1: not to be petty, but I am kind of the

900
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:17,760
Speaker 1: king of being petty sometimes. He's probably got some pretty

901
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 1: expensive camera equipment lying around that could take a fall,

902
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 1: could be put on the bay, yeah, or could make

903
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:26,719
Speaker 1: some money off the deal. I like helped him pay

904
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 1: for some of it, so I'm chasing it all right.

905
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:34,439
Speaker 1: The Jewels shows were of the roses. The Jewels Show

906
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:40,439
Speaker 1: on demand Jewbils Dirty little Secret, have your dirty little

907
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 1: secret text in four one to six one. If you

908
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything.

909
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 1: Why does my mouth's not all spiddle because I was

910
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 1: eating right before I started talking. I should have done that.

911
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:51,319
Speaker 1: It's not a good thing to do when you're talking

912
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:54,400
Speaker 1: to a microphone for a living. Actually opposite, Oh, you

913
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 1: think it's good. If there's anybody out there wanting to

914
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 1: get into the broadcast world, kids out there, children dreaming

915
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 1: of doing something like this one day. First rule, eating, coughing, burping,

916
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 1: all directly into the microphone while the microphone is on

917
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 1: and you're supposed to be doing something else. That's the

918
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:11,279
Speaker 1: way I've done it, and i've been I've done okay,

919
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:14,480
Speaker 1: so I've done successfully well, not too bad. So anyway,

920
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 1: key to my success is that it's hype. You're dirt

921
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 1: A little secret text in formula six one. If you

922
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 1: haven't did a little secret, you can tell us anything, literally,

923
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:23,799
Speaker 1: whatever you want, because nobody will know who you are.

924
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 1: Nobody even asks what your name is. That's why everybody

925
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,359
Speaker 1: who calls in it's a fake, anonymous nickname. And I'll

926
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:29,839
Speaker 1: say a word, then Alex will say a word, then

927
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:31,319
Speaker 1: English Demon'll say a word, and that'll be the name

928
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:32,840
Speaker 1: of the caller on the phone, since we don't know

929
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 1: their actual name. So on the phone right now to

930
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 1: tell us a dir a little secret is trail mix

931
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 1: tail light potato. You've always said it twice most twice. Hey,

932
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 1: we're doing this again. Okay, sorry, can never say potato again.

933
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:53,440
Speaker 1: I'm not very good at improv. You played an improv

934
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 1: game where the answer was always potato, though you would

935
00:49:55,680 --> 00:50:05,360
Speaker 1: kill it. Here we go, her friends, right now, all

936
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 1: here we go on the phone, right now, to tell

937
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 1: us a dirt a little secret. Potato flack Jack, hold on,

938
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:15,439
Speaker 1: he said potato. He took my I was gonna hold on. Leaf.

939
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:20,440
Speaker 1: There we go, potato potato leaf. Oh leaf. All right,

940
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 1: let's let's just get your phones on the phone. Hey

941
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:27,399
Speaker 1: on the phone, Hi, how are you all right? Hello? Yeah,

942
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 1: there's not enough Okay, they're still there. Hey, you have

943
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret? Yes, yeah, she's busy now,

944
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 1: she's grocery shopping, because what are you doing getting potatoes?

945
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 1: I think she's making a fact made her hungry, turning

946
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 1: on because or turning off my car? Your car sounds

947
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 1: like a fax machine. I'm sorry. Oh that's all right,

948
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 1: you drive her on on a fax machine. All right, Well,

949
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 1: let's get to it quickly, quickly. What a little secret.

950
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. Yeah, what is your getting? My dirty little

951
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:01,800
Speaker 1: secret is that um my sister's Thursday party this weekend

952
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:08,959
Speaker 1: and I'm inviting for the first time. You're doing it again.

953
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 1: Your sister's birthday? What it went? Thursday? Thursday? Thursday, Thursday,

954
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:18,279
Speaker 1: her first day, her first day of what school? The

955
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:22,839
Speaker 1: first day of Thursday. It's it's her birthday? Okay, want

956
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:27,840
Speaker 1: you to say so? Yeah, okay, Okay, continue. There happened

957
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:32,040
Speaker 1: this big family birthday party, and I figured there is

958
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:34,800
Speaker 1: no way I can get out of introducing my boyfriend

959
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 1: at this point because we've been together for so long

960
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:39,440
Speaker 1: and I've avoided it. Right, Why don't you want to

961
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 1: introduce into your family because it's our family? Yeah, I

962
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 1: guess you're right. I mean that's the main reason Dirty

963
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 1: Little Secret has to do with it too. Whoa, oh dear.

964
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,800
Speaker 1: So I told my family and my friends that my

965
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 1: boyfriend does door dash, which doesn't lie. I mean, he

966
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 1: does door dash on the weekends, but they think that

967
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 1: that's his only employment currently on what does he do?

968
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 1: He's a stripper. The way you said, that's your boyfriend

969
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:12,440
Speaker 1: is a stripper, it's kind of like DoorDash. Yeah, and

970
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:15,759
Speaker 1: I'm cool with it. My family usually really open and

971
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 1: cool with stuff like that, but it's just one of

972
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:21,279
Speaker 1: those topics I've never been approached in my family and

973
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:24,719
Speaker 1: so I don't even know how that would go. Yeah,

974
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:26,840
Speaker 1: I mean I could not have imagined having a boyfriend

975
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 1: who's a stripper. You could just double down. Maybe he

976
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:31,400
Speaker 1: could strip at the birthday policy. Yeah, that's a perfect

977
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:34,120
Speaker 1: that's my thought, perfect way to introduce the two things.

978
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,760
Speaker 1: You know, it's like, hey, here's my boyfriend. Also my boyfriend,

979
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 1: he's not a bullie officer in the movie, he's not

980
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 1: a doordasher. I think my sister would actually like that too,

981
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:48,480
Speaker 1: So I made Yeah, you might get a show up

982
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 1: and they won't know that's my boyfriend at first, he'll

983
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,800
Speaker 1: just be the stripper and they'll enjoy the show. And

984
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:58,320
Speaker 1: by the way, that's amazing. That would be for your boyfriend.

985
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:01,839
Speaker 1: Probably so awkward to be stripping for your family at

986
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:05,600
Speaker 1: your sister's birthday. You should do it. I think I will.

987
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,840
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you for telling us your little secret.

988
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:13,239
Speaker 1: Thank you? What's your dirty little secret? The Jewels show

989
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 1: on demand? You guys? And what that was? Uh you gargling? Yeah?

990
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 1: The same? So Beat the Britt him is just so dumb.

991
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 1: I think I actually profound my version and that is horrendous.

992
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 1: Now you're selling some sort of animal here. You guys

993
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:41,920
Speaker 1: don't like me gargling, no singing. I thought it was

994
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 1: pretty impressive. Maybe Melanie online too would like it, because

995
00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:47,400
Speaker 1: Melanie's gonna play Beat the Britt today. And Melanie, I

996
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:49,239
Speaker 1: would advise you before you say hi to say that

997
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:51,520
Speaker 1: you liked it, otherwise I will drop the line. Melanie,

998
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 1: what do you think about my gargling? It was great?

999
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 1: Thank you? Smart? All right? Melanie? Do you think that

1000
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,239
Speaker 1: you can beat eng seven? It's the only American game

1001
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,000
Speaker 1: show that the English guy answering trivia questions with a

1002
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:07,479
Speaker 1: weird German Dancy intro that you can gargle to I hope. So, okay,

1003
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 1: good luck, Meliody. We're gonna send English I hope. It's

1004
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:12,480
Speaker 1: not a strategy. I'm gonna send English Evan out of

1005
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:13,960
Speaker 1: the studio. The game is way like this. You have

1006
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 1: thirty seconds stents, there as many questions as possible if

1007
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:17,759
Speaker 1: you don't know, and just say pass, and you have

1008
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:21,799
Speaker 1: to beat English Evan outright to win. Melanie. Yes, here

1009
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:26,200
Speaker 1: we go, Here we go, your time? Wait? Is there

1010
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:29,480
Speaker 1: a theme today? Yes? Why we forget? It's new. It's

1011
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 1: a federal holiday's edition. This is federal holidays. Okay, oh, okay, okay,

1012
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,239
Speaker 1: all right, you have an upper hand on Okay, so

1013
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 1: here we go, Melanie. Your time starts now. Besides March

1014
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 1: and April, what is the only other month that does

1015
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 1: not observe a federal holiday? Yeah, tune. Two specific presidents

1016
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 1: are celebrated for President's Day, George Washington and who WoT?

1017
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 1: What is the newest federal holiday to be passed for observance?

1018
00:54:57,120 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 1: How many federal holidays are in the month of November. True?

1019
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:03,719
Speaker 1: Many cities and stays have adopted the name change of

1020
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 1: a Columbus Day to what oh you can still answer yep, yeah,

1021
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, how do you feel about that?

1022
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,239
Speaker 1: It's hard under pressure? Yeah it is. Well, this is

1023
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:21,880
Speaker 1: the time of the game. We're really get down to

1024
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:25,400
Speaker 1: business and ask the contestants something about themselves so the

1025
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:27,640
Speaker 1: audience can get invested in them. Melanie, do you have

1026
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:30,279
Speaker 1: a little tidbit you'd like to share with us? Um?

1027
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:33,759
Speaker 1: I just got over COVID. Oh oh, how was it

1028
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 1: for you? Was it? Was it really tough? Yeah? It

1029
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:39,080
Speaker 1: was horrible. I mean like in probably a week, I

1030
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 1: was awake seven hours. Oh my god, whoa. Yeah, it

1031
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:45,640
Speaker 1: was horrible. Well, glad you're here with us. Now. I've

1032
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:46,840
Speaker 1: known a couple of people that have had it, but

1033
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:49,920
Speaker 1: I've never really like delved into the subject. But like,

1034
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 1: what it does? It feel like it's like the fluid,

1035
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:56,239
Speaker 1: no vomiting, but like it was so much worse. I mean,

1036
00:55:56,440 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 1: I feel like I got beat up so bad. Okay,

1037
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:02,080
Speaker 1: So if you're going to give it a yell preview,

1038
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:07,840
Speaker 1: that's a one star. Yeah, no, like no stars, Like, alright,

1039
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:10,759
Speaker 1: that sucks. Well, I'm glad you're better and English. Evan

1040
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 1: is back in studio. This headphone's on. Evan, are you

1041
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:15,239
Speaker 1: ready to go. I'm ready to go. Theme today is

1042
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:18,600
Speaker 1: federal holidays? Correct? Federal holiday don't really my thing? But okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, good luck, here we go, Engli seven. Your

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Speaker 1: time starts now. Besides March in April, what is the

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Speaker 1: only other month that is an observed of federal holiday? October?

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Speaker 1: Two specific presidents are celebrated for President's Day, George Washington

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Speaker 1: and who John F. Kennedy. What is the newest federal

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Speaker 1: holiday to be passed for observance? Say that again? What

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Speaker 1: is the newest federal holiday to be passed for observance? Oh? Um? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Military Awareness Day? How many federal holidays are in the

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Speaker 1: month of November? How many federal holidays are in the

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Speaker 1: month of November two? Oh my god, you don't even

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Speaker 1: get that one. Wow. Military Awareness Day. Yeah, that's a

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Speaker 1: new one. The military is around, it'll be aware. It's

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Speaker 1: either coming this year or next made on new holiday.

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Speaker 1: I think. All right, let's send it to our scoreboard.

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Speaker 1: Our executive producer Brad all right, Melanie got one correct?

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Speaker 1: Nice oh boy, and Evan last support from everyone in

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Speaker 1: the military, but also got one correct. Time goes to

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Speaker 1: the caller. I got one? Is the time I goes

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Speaker 1: to the caller to the rules. Yeah and wire enough

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Speaker 1: straight up? Melanie, congratulations, whoa you beat the bread? Only

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Speaker 1: did my first time ever trying to call into Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: Oh she's bragging all kinds of wins today. Hey, let's

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Speaker 1: go over the answers, all right. Besides margin April, what

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Speaker 1: is the only other month that does not observed a

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Speaker 1: federal holiday? August two? Specific? Yeah, two specific presidents are

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Speaker 1: celebrated for President's Day? George Washington and who Abraham Lincoln?

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Speaker 1: What is the newest federal holiday? To you? Passed for observance? Juneteenth? Oh?

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Speaker 1: How many federal holidays are in the month of November two?

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Speaker 1: Many cities and states have adopted the name change of

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Speaker 1: a Columbus Day to what Indigenous People's Day? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's right. I didn't even get didn't get that far.

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Speaker 1: He congratulations, Melanie, get job, Melanie, you beat the bread.

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Speaker 1: Beat the bread. We're doing so, I'm gonna send you

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Speaker 1: some jewels show swack. So hang on a while, I'll

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Speaker 1: get your infoe for a bread. Thank you, all right?

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Speaker 1: And remember we played beat the Bread every single Tuesday

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Speaker 1: and Thursday at this time, so tune in next time.

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Speaker 1: When we beat the Bridge Bread Yeah late, Sorry, that's

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Speaker 1: all right. Remember you can follow the show too at

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Speaker 1: the Jewels Show. All of us on social media individually.

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Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh, I'm at Areas, I'm at Evan on

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Speaker 1: the radio, I'm at Brad Nolan The Jewel Show on

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Speaker 1: demand