1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:09,520 Speaker 1: One hundred. It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load. 2 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:15,520 Speaker 1: The Michael Very Show is on the air right now. 3 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:17,520 Speaker 2: There's a lot of fallacies about Latinos and we. 4 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:19,560 Speaker 3: Want to clear that up. Oh yeah, like like what officer. 5 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:23,279 Speaker 2: First of all, not every single Latino is Mexican. 6 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:31,760 Speaker 3: I'm glad you noticed different kind of Mexicans. Puerto Rican Mexicans. 7 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:44,199 Speaker 4: Nick Rocko Mexican, the Medican Mexicus. 8 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:52,800 Speaker 5: I knew nothing of Mexican culture. I'm originally from the Midwest. 9 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:56,280 Speaker 5: I moved to Los Angeles like Sinko Demayo. I didn't 10 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:58,760 Speaker 5: even know what it was. My neighbor's Mexican. I asked him. 11 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:03,040 Speaker 5: I mean in Midwest, we call Tuesday, you know. I 12 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 5: asked him, I go, what is it? He goes, It's 13 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:07,399 Speaker 5: our Independence Day. I go, who'd you beat? He goes 14 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:12,240 Speaker 5: the French. I'm like, well, who didn't you know? I 15 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:14,160 Speaker 5: don't know if it's something to get quite this wound 16 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:17,920 Speaker 5: up about Hosey, but if Margarita's are half price, I'm 17 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:19,480 Speaker 5: all abouctors ain't going to ball. 18 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:38,959 Speaker 6: The French forces in the Battle of Puebla back in. 19 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:39,960 Speaker 3: Eighteen sixty two. 20 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:43,000 Speaker 6: It's also an excuse to drink tequila on a Monday. 21 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:43,880 Speaker 3: Morning at work for Lewis. 22 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:47,040 Speaker 6: President Obama will mark the holiday with a reception at 23 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:48,760 Speaker 6: the White House. You have to drink the whole thing 24 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:51,880 Speaker 6: and eat the worm. I wanted to take a moment 25 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:54,000 Speaker 6: right here because on Monday, think of the mile Way 26 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 6: too early made sarcastic references to the way some Americans 27 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:59,520 Speaker 6: celebrate the holiday, and it was not our intention to 28 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:03,600 Speaker 6: be distressful, and we sincerely apologize for those references. You know, 29 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:05,880 Speaker 6: after twenty years in this business, anyone who knows me 30 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,720 Speaker 6: knows where I stand on diversity and inclusion. So to 31 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,440 Speaker 6: those I let down or feel betrayed, I hear you, 32 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:12,200 Speaker 6: and I'm sorry. 33 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,040 Speaker 3: So we're going to go over to Lewis now. 34 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:15,720 Speaker 6: But the look at the stories in the courer of 35 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:17,600 Speaker 6: this morning, and I know you are contrite as. 36 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:21,440 Speaker 7: Well, Thomas, I want to express my sincere apologies as well. 37 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:25,200 Speaker 7: I truly was never my attention to offend anyone, and 38 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:30,200 Speaker 7: if I did, and I know I did, I'm very sorry. 39 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:34,359 Speaker 3: I guarantee you that in a Mexican woman, that that's 40 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,280 Speaker 3: the most offensive thing that's happened to them in their 41 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:39,680 Speaker 3: right Trust me, that's not the worst thing that happened. 42 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:45,799 Speaker 3: All these apologies people being canceled. You're left with a 43 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:51,000 Speaker 3: humorless society, a society that can't laugh. You know what, 44 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:55,280 Speaker 3: You end up with high blood pressure anger. I genuinely 45 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:57,600 Speaker 3: believe that a lot of this road rage that you're 46 00:02:57,639 --> 00:03:02,200 Speaker 3: seeing is when it's a black person doing it, it's 47 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:05,040 Speaker 3: because blacks have been told to get madder and madder 48 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:08,480 Speaker 3: and madder and matter. When it's a white person doing it, 49 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,600 Speaker 3: it's because they're so pent up over race and resentful 50 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:14,560 Speaker 3: and angry and bitter, and can you blame them? There's 51 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:17,960 Speaker 3: a war on whitey and they've just had enough. They've 52 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:22,280 Speaker 3: had enough. Mexicans. I don't know why they're mad. I'm 53 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:25,880 Speaker 3: never really sure on Mexicans, I mean Hispanians. I mean, 54 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:31,640 Speaker 3: used to Mexicans thought of themselves as minorities, and but 55 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:34,520 Speaker 3: lately they've come over to they've read rovered over our side. 56 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:36,840 Speaker 3: And what a difference it's made. 57 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:37,120 Speaker 7: Man. 58 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,120 Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you something. I got emails coming in 59 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:45,800 Speaker 3: from people Alfonso and Alberto and Jesse that's Mexican and 60 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:49,080 Speaker 3: different people, and they're more conservative than the white dudes 61 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:51,880 Speaker 3: now are more ready to say, I'm they're whooa man. 62 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:57,440 Speaker 3: They are conservative. If you think you're having a crappy day, 63 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 3: and I hope you're not, this one might make you 64 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:02,880 Speaker 3: feel better about your situation. A Pennsylvania woman has been 65 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:05,440 Speaker 3: arrested for crapping on the hood of another person's car 66 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,160 Speaker 3: in a road rage incident. Now process that for a moment. 67 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:12,840 Speaker 3: You know the tesla stuff, most of that stuff you 68 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:15,960 Speaker 3: see the video. They're they're on their way somewhere and 69 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,200 Speaker 3: they go there. You know, I gotta go to my 70 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:20,000 Speaker 3: therapy because they're always on their way of therapy. Have 71 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,599 Speaker 3: go to my therapy. I've only had therapy three times today. 72 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:25,680 Speaker 3: And who with my therapy? With therapy, my therapists gonna 73 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:27,400 Speaker 3: be late my therapist. I'm gonna have to have therapy 74 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:31,040 Speaker 3: over being late for therapy. And oh, there's a tesla. 75 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:36,120 Speaker 3: They look around and they go scratch it. Listen to you, dumbasses, 76 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:39,320 Speaker 3: if you haven't seen the news stories yet, the tesla 77 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:43,400 Speaker 3: is a is a phone with a car attached. Their 78 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:47,920 Speaker 3: cameras all the time, all around you. It's amazing. It's amazing. 79 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:51,240 Speaker 3: So everybody that scratches the tesla got video. You don't 80 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:54,760 Speaker 3: get away with it. It's brilliant. They're gonna catch you 81 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:59,760 Speaker 3: because you always look distinctive. You always look goofy anyway, 82 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:01,640 Speaker 3: But for you to crap on the hood of another 83 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:05,080 Speaker 3: person's car. You know, over the years, we'll do occasionally 84 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:07,280 Speaker 3: a show. Tell me how you got, tell me how 85 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:09,360 Speaker 3: you quit, or tell me what you did to show 86 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,520 Speaker 3: somebody you know your ask or somebody you hated him. 87 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:14,120 Speaker 3: One guy told the story that he went into his 88 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:17,200 Speaker 3: boss's office. He was quitting that day. His boss was 89 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:19,240 Speaker 3: going to lunch, so he went in there, closed the 90 00:05:19,279 --> 00:05:22,080 Speaker 3: door behind him, hopped up on the desk, popped the squad, 91 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,600 Speaker 3: turned around, dropped a deuce inside the drawer, closed the 92 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:28,960 Speaker 3: drawer back. Man, you hear a story like that, oh 93 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:32,440 Speaker 3: whatever you My reaction is, that's fascinating. But you think 94 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:35,239 Speaker 3: to yourself, all right, you've processed, crapped in his bosses 95 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:41,560 Speaker 3: and his boss's drawer, all right. But what you don't 96 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:48,719 Speaker 3: think about, like if you actually genuinely process the moment 97 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:51,800 Speaker 3: his boss comes back in sits down. He might not 98 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,840 Speaker 3: know Bobby's retired because Bobby might work out in the warehouse, 99 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,800 Speaker 3: probably for the owner's son. Truth be told the hunter 100 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:04,760 Speaker 3: Biden of the company, and he's sitting there and he's becuz, swello, 101 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:08,240 Speaker 3: can you come here for a minute. Hey? Uh was 102 00:06:08,279 --> 00:06:11,280 Speaker 3: the cleaning lady here or something? It swells weird in here? 103 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:12,919 Speaker 7: No? 104 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:16,240 Speaker 3: Uh not when you were out? Did were you out 105 00:06:16,279 --> 00:06:20,000 Speaker 3: at lunch? Yeah? Man, I think that. I squear. I 106 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,640 Speaker 3: know this is kind of crazy. I was like, poop 107 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:26,280 Speaker 3: in here? This is crazy. But the thing about it 108 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:29,000 Speaker 3: is for you to poop on the hood of another 109 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:32,479 Speaker 3: person's car in a road rage incident, you had to 110 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:35,520 Speaker 3: already have to poop because I don't know about you. 111 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:39,320 Speaker 3: I can't poop on the mend, right, I just can't 112 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:44,159 Speaker 3: do it. And then for you to have to run 113 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:49,360 Speaker 3: over there and blow dirt, you had to hold it. 114 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:50,120 Speaker 8: You pitched. 115 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:55,120 Speaker 3: But I know you're gonna think I'm crazy, But I 116 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:59,040 Speaker 3: have to halfway admire that. I mean, that's that is 117 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:04,400 Speaker 3: that he's impressive. Viral video of the incident shows her 118 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:09,000 Speaker 3: bending over and launching her explosive diarrhea on the hood 119 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:12,520 Speaker 3: of the car. I would get ten emails by cal 120 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:16,040 Speaker 3: You didn't have to describe that. All I did. I did. Okay, 121 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:19,400 Speaker 3: you don't have to listen. You can go check out 122 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,280 Speaker 3: what somebody else is doing elsewhere. But if you go 123 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:24,720 Speaker 3: to Walton johnsonmer Tay something, they might be discussing this 124 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:27,360 Speaker 3: same story because they like a good producer. Kenny likes 125 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:30,280 Speaker 3: a good explosive diarrhea story too. Steve Johnson might too. 126 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:32,960 Speaker 3: I don't know, he probably does. It's a good story. 127 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:35,920 Speaker 3: I mean, you hear a lot of things. A lot 128 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:38,800 Speaker 3: of people, you know, hop out and fire into the 129 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:41,720 Speaker 3: car behind them. Okay, that's been done. Okay, that's been done. 130 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,560 Speaker 3: Get out with the baseball batsman, Okay, been done. I 131 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:49,560 Speaker 3: don't know that I've heard. I still can't get over 132 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:51,880 Speaker 3: they took it down. In fact, they took my page 133 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:54,640 Speaker 3: away for a month. I've never recovered my big Facebook page. 134 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,160 Speaker 3: I had to start over. You remember the woman it 135 00:07:57,240 --> 00:08:00,520 Speaker 3: was out on the eighteen wheeler on two ninety. I 136 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:04,080 Speaker 3: still sometimes wonder what happened to that lady? Wherever she 137 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,480 Speaker 3: is she? You know, at least once a week she's like, hey, 138 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,000 Speaker 3: you remember that lady is up on the on the 139 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:11,680 Speaker 3: that was me. I just can of get your autograph? 140 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:14,760 Speaker 3: I mean, seriously, shoot whettle past. 141 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:15,240 Speaker 6: It's been. 142 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:20,040 Speaker 1: A lot. 143 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:26,760 Speaker 3: There's probably nothing more see go to Mito than low rudder. 144 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:32,760 Speaker 3: All right, So here's that story. This story. The story 145 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:35,760 Speaker 3: is from NBC Philadelphia about the woman. You know, I'm 146 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:42,240 Speaker 3: thinking to myself, Mom, somebody can really make me mad 147 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,800 Speaker 3: on the road, really really make me mad. And I 148 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,280 Speaker 3: could want to go back there and do something to them. 149 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:55,000 Speaker 3: I could, but I couldn't blow the dirt on their hood. 150 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:59,400 Speaker 3: I'm not opposed to it. I'm not. I'm not opposed 151 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:01,880 Speaker 3: to it. But for me to drop a douse on 152 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:06,679 Speaker 3: somebody's hood, I'd have to get that back there, pull 153 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:12,320 Speaker 3: my pants down, get into a squatting position, pull my 154 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:18,200 Speaker 3: iPhone out, start reading the Facebook comments. I told her 155 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,440 Speaker 3: bud of mine the other day, He goes, I noticed 156 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:23,360 Speaker 3: you started reading the comments on your postmorrow more lately. 157 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:26,040 Speaker 3: That's why I go through phases. You know what I'm 158 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:28,760 Speaker 3: reading when I'm pooping. You know, I might read Twitter, 159 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:32,440 Speaker 3: might read Facebook, might read you know how the San 160 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:35,520 Speaker 3: Antonio over all came about. I've just been done you. 161 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:38,800 Speaker 3: You commented to me while you were pooping. Yeah, oh 162 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:42,560 Speaker 3: you can get any on you did you? What do 163 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:45,640 Speaker 3: you think's going on? But I'd have to I'd have 164 00:09:45,679 --> 00:09:49,280 Speaker 3: to get back there and get real comfortable, you know, 165 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:52,079 Speaker 3: take my glasses off because I can't read with my glasses. 166 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:55,000 Speaker 3: My glasses are for distance, opposite of most people. I'd 167 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,680 Speaker 3: have to get everything comfortable. Yeah, I think by that 168 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:01,840 Speaker 3: time they did run me over anyway, story NBC Philadelphia. 169 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:05,040 Speaker 9: The police chief or Prospect Park says he has seen 170 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:09,600 Speaker 9: some roadreach cases during his career. Somebody cuts someone off, 171 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:13,280 Speaker 9: then the drivers might get into a heated exchange. Then 172 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:17,280 Speaker 9: they typically drive away. But in this case on Tuesday, 173 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,559 Speaker 9: there was a little more to that, and the incident 174 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:24,160 Speaker 9: was captured on video by a bystander. That video, shared 175 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:28,599 Speaker 9: thousands of times on Instagram, shows a woman identified Thursday 176 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:33,160 Speaker 9: as Christina Solometto walking to another woman's car. The forty 177 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:35,839 Speaker 9: four year old sits on the hood or not showing 178 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:38,960 Speaker 9: the most graphic parts of the video, including when she 179 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,280 Speaker 9: appeared to defecate on the car. 180 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,120 Speaker 3: I know it's being joked about a up. 181 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:46,280 Speaker 10: I know there's all kinds of puns in the window 182 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:50,360 Speaker 10: and humor online about this, but you know the bottom 183 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:54,160 Speaker 10: line is we are treating it seriously. No, it can't 184 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:56,680 Speaker 10: happen in this community. No town wants this to happen. 185 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:57,000 Speaker 3: In their town. 186 00:10:57,160 --> 00:11:00,480 Speaker 9: Prospect Park Police chief David Madonna says it happened by 187 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:04,400 Speaker 9: Fourth and Madison. Like most people in this neighborhood. Police 188 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:08,320 Speaker 9: say they too, found out about the incident through social media. 189 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:11,760 Speaker 11: Hi, I think Israel at first with those state news 190 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:14,800 Speaker 11: it was hilarious in the same sense to be able 191 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,840 Speaker 11: to poop one a car like that was impressive, but 192 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,079 Speaker 11: it was discussing at the same sense crazy. 193 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:21,360 Speaker 7: You had to go Christina, if you have a comment. 194 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:25,200 Speaker 9: Solomto was brought to the Prospect Park Police Department Thursday 195 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:29,920 Speaker 9: in handcuffs, offering no remarks. She faces a number of charges, 196 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:33,880 Speaker 9: including in decent exposure and depositing waste on a highway. 197 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:36,280 Speaker 10: The recognition of town gets over this kind of thing. 198 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:37,480 Speaker 3: It's really unwelcome. 199 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:41,320 Speaker 9: We don't want this, Chief Madonna says, with any roadreach incident, 200 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:44,360 Speaker 9: there's always a level of frustration, but never need for 201 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:45,280 Speaker 9: it to escalate. 202 00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:49,600 Speaker 10: There's anger people are hurry to get everywhere. Things are 203 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:53,160 Speaker 10: certainly tumultuous in our country, to say the least. There's 204 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:55,880 Speaker 10: a lot of anger out there, and sometimes this is 205 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:56,959 Speaker 10: how it presents itself. 206 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:59,679 Speaker 9: Now, we spoke with the suspects family a little earlier 207 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:02,960 Speaker 9: this evening. They did not agree to an on camera interview, 208 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,800 Speaker 9: but they claim that there's more to the story than 209 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,560 Speaker 9: just the video that's being shared. I am told that 210 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:11,080 Speaker 9: they are working on getting an attorney. 211 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:23,079 Speaker 3: Dragging Dason uncle me down. Good, I've got the best 212 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:26,679 Speaker 3: set of good times up to me. 213 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:33,600 Speaker 4: You don't even try. 214 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:46,839 Speaker 3: Yeah, we've all been there, you know, when you've got 215 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:52,280 Speaker 3: to go that bad. There was a place called There's 216 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:55,520 Speaker 3: a place on a riverwalk call on the Bend, Oysters 217 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:58,080 Speaker 3: and something else. It's the only place I could find 218 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:04,240 Speaker 3: to smoke a cigar. So Indians I could take afternoon nap. 219 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,960 Speaker 3: And when families around My wife likes to take an 220 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:10,160 Speaker 3: afternoon nap too. Her father did it. They love their nap. 221 00:13:10,559 --> 00:13:14,480 Speaker 3: It's sacred to them. I can't nap, so middle of 222 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:20,000 Speaker 3: the afternoon, we're staying at the Western Riverwalk, which I 223 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,200 Speaker 3: got to tell you, bang for the buck. I'm sure 224 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,760 Speaker 3: there are cheaper places. I know there are a lot 225 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:28,959 Speaker 3: of more expensive places. Let me tell you that hotel Emma. 226 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:33,760 Speaker 3: Now it's hiring a cat's ask but who it's hiring giraffes? Well, 227 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:36,680 Speaker 3: but man, is it ever nice? The bar at the 228 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:42,080 Speaker 3: hotel Emma. I have received advice approximately one two hundred 229 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:46,000 Speaker 3: and nine times from Jimmy Pappas and inwohundred and eight 230 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:50,120 Speaker 3: of them are just been dumb, stupid, repetitive, ridiculous, absurd 231 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,240 Speaker 3: or I didn't pay attention to him in the first place. 232 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:56,800 Speaker 3: He nailed it with this one. Well, his daughter Samantha 233 00:13:57,240 --> 00:14:00,720 Speaker 3: ran the market there at the Pearl for a long time, 234 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:05,480 Speaker 3: so she told him so really her advice and she 235 00:14:05,559 --> 00:14:08,240 Speaker 3: knows what she's doing. And so we went for a 236 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:11,760 Speaker 3: drink there. That place is that it's an old brewery. 237 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:16,080 Speaker 3: It's the old it's the old Pearl Brewery, which was 238 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:19,880 Speaker 3: Otto Kaylor was the guy's name, and they converted the 239 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:24,200 Speaker 3: brewery a guy named Kevin Fink, and he's that whole 240 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:27,400 Speaker 3: Pearl district is really nice now, I mean it's something. 241 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:30,080 Speaker 3: Levi Good's opened a place right across the river walk 242 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:34,320 Speaker 3: from there called uh Auto's, which is a tribute to 243 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:38,760 Speaker 3: Otto Kaylor and a funny story behind this. Otto Kaylor 244 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:41,960 Speaker 3: had three Emmas in his life. His wife, Emma Kaylor, 245 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:47,920 Speaker 3: his mistress Emma. So he's carrying on with his mistress 246 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:55,080 Speaker 3: and she ends up accepting an offer of marriage from 247 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:59,840 Speaker 3: another fellow. So he puts some move on his mistress, 248 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:05,840 Speaker 3: Emma's roommate in the boarding house, who's also named Emma. 249 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:10,480 Speaker 3: She puts a bullet in him, the original Emma. The 250 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:15,080 Speaker 3: wife takes over the brewery. Uh, you know, gets it 251 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:22,840 Speaker 3: through prohibition and carries on. Yeah, it's a it's a 252 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:26,800 Speaker 3: it's an amazing story anyway. So he's built an ice 253 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:29,560 Speaker 3: house that you would think, you know, this has an 254 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:32,200 Speaker 3: Austin feel. Man, I don't know anything in Austin. Is 255 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,840 Speaker 3: this nice as what's going on right now? They had 256 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,720 Speaker 3: live music out there. Of course, as always happens, you 257 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,440 Speaker 3: get three songs into the guy and go, hey, guy's 258 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:42,720 Speaker 3: pretty good. Did a Jason Bowling song, did a Whaling song, 259 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:46,160 Speaker 3: did an old murle a deep cut? And then I'm 260 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,080 Speaker 3: gonna take a break. Of course you're gonna take a break. 261 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:49,880 Speaker 3: The only reason to be up there is to take 262 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:51,960 Speaker 3: a break. Charlie Hager, we all know that we love 263 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,360 Speaker 3: you for it. But of course you're gonna take a break. Anyway. 264 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:59,240 Speaker 3: When you gotta go, you got to really really go. 265 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,920 Speaker 3: You'll do some crazy, crazy things. I would like to 266 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:06,040 Speaker 3: hear that story on where you went, not Pete poop, 267 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,160 Speaker 3: where you did it? And if you're thinking yourself exactly. 268 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:11,440 Speaker 3: I don't want to hear that. You don't have to. 269 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:15,360 Speaker 3: That's the beauty that's free. You can turn it. Jim's 270 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,720 Speaker 3: got a story. It starts with I was anyway seven 271 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,680 Speaker 3: one three nine nine nine one thousand, seven one three 272 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,000 Speaker 3: nine nine nine one thousand extra credit for any woman 273 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,600 Speaker 3: to call in and tell the story. To know what 274 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:24,440 Speaker 3: around the world is. 275 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:29,480 Speaker 12: Whistling bungholes, spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey riders, whoskerdos, whosker 276 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,880 Speaker 12: don'ts nips and dazers with it without the scooter stick 277 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:35,040 Speaker 12: or one single whistling kiddy chaser. 278 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:41,600 Speaker 3: Michael, So, where's that unusual place? You couldn't help it. 279 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:46,040 Speaker 3: You had to go, and it was. It had to happen, 280 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:50,040 Speaker 3: Jim Mudd, says. Our credit director says, I was delivering 281 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:53,360 Speaker 3: pizza on the side when the girls were little. I 282 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,280 Speaker 3: was on delivery one night and I had to go. 283 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,480 Speaker 3: I knew I wouldn't make it back to the store. 284 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:02,040 Speaker 3: I wasn't close to home. I was delivering in a 285 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:05,399 Speaker 3: neighborhood full of new construction. As luck would have it, 286 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:09,080 Speaker 3: I saw a porta potty. Now, remember it's dark, so 287 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:12,840 Speaker 3: I grabbed my flashlight and walk over. I opened the 288 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:16,359 Speaker 3: door and double checked the toilet paper situation. There wasn't 289 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:20,040 Speaker 3: any none. I went to the car to see if 290 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:23,720 Speaker 3: we had any napkins. We didn't. I look in the 291 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,840 Speaker 3: back seat and see baby whites wipes. So here I 292 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,600 Speaker 3: am going ten to two hundred in the middle of nowhere, 293 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:34,680 Speaker 3: in the dark, using a flashlight, wiping with baby wipes. 294 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,960 Speaker 3: Can you tell Jim that's the worst story ever. That's 295 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,560 Speaker 3: not even an inconvenience. That's what baby waves are for. 296 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:46,639 Speaker 3: I keep baby wipes in my car, my truck at 297 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:50,879 Speaker 3: all times. Baby wipes, sir, I drop an ash, you 298 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:55,119 Speaker 3: gotta drop a deu'e anything. I mean, baby wipes are amazing. 299 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:59,400 Speaker 3: I met Old Christina, the woman that the road rage woman. 300 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,520 Speaker 3: She'd been keeping that diarrhea at bay for some time. 301 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,520 Speaker 3: I bet she was sitting on it. She was pinched up. 302 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:08,159 Speaker 3: You gotta go, I mean, it's gotta go. Are you 303 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,600 Speaker 3: close enough to make it work? 304 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:10,160 Speaker 13: And you go? 305 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,240 Speaker 3: You stop at a gas station, a fast food joint. 306 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:15,640 Speaker 3: You ever go in the fast food joint and you're 307 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:18,200 Speaker 3: worried they're judging you, So you're like ham Holder in 308 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:21,119 Speaker 3: just a minute, you hope they're not there when you 309 00:18:21,119 --> 00:18:25,159 Speaker 3: come back. You're playing with fire because when you go 310 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,760 Speaker 3: in you might even have time to clean it. I 311 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:29,000 Speaker 3: mean it might might pee all ladies, y'all don't know this, 312 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:33,480 Speaker 3: but in the men's restroom it's filthy. You could stop 313 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:39,080 Speaker 3: at the grocery store. But the problem is, as Rory Scovell, 314 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,600 Speaker 3: one of my favorite Southern comics, points out, it's not 315 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:45,400 Speaker 3: easy to find the restroom in the grocery store. It's 316 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,240 Speaker 3: almost like they don't want you to. And when you're 317 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:47,760 Speaker 3: in public. 318 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,240 Speaker 14: If you're in a public place and you need to 319 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:50,840 Speaker 14: use the restroom, we. 320 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:51,320 Speaker 3: All know the deal. 321 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,520 Speaker 14: Put them in the corners. 322 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,880 Speaker 3: I'll find them. 323 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:59,800 Speaker 15: The grocery store is like, nah, wann't really roll like 324 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:04,280 Speaker 15: that around here. We like to put our bathrooms on 325 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:07,399 Speaker 15: the other side of these kind of too heavy double doors. 326 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,399 Speaker 3: You don't even know if you're allowed to go beyond 327 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:10,679 Speaker 3: or not. 328 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,359 Speaker 2: They don't even say employees only, and they easily could, 329 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:14,960 Speaker 2: but they don't. 330 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,040 Speaker 3: You can't just go back there. 331 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:20,960 Speaker 16: You gotta go to some sixteen year old kid restocking 332 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:26,679 Speaker 16: the soup as an adult and ask for permission to 333 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:27,960 Speaker 16: use the bathroom. 334 00:19:28,359 --> 00:19:29,800 Speaker 2: And they always like they don't even. 335 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:30,879 Speaker 3: Know if they have bathrooms or not. 336 00:19:32,359 --> 00:19:33,760 Speaker 14: Hey, may can't you go back to those doors and 337 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:42,600 Speaker 14: use the bathroom? Oh you know what. Let me let 338 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:46,439 Speaker 14: me go get Matt. Let me go get Matt too. 339 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,640 Speaker 14: I have to bro I. 340 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:53,560 Speaker 2: Have to if I had to go outside like an adult, 341 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,120 Speaker 2: and I don't. 342 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,600 Speaker 3: Enough time to make it home to do it. 343 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,240 Speaker 2: If I did, I wouldn't be talking to you. I 344 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,720 Speaker 2: would abort the submission. I'd be singing to myself in 345 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:04,120 Speaker 2: the car. I think I want to talk to you. 346 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,040 Speaker 2: I have three minutes till this happens. 347 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:15,000 Speaker 3: Enough time for that. You remember the diarrhea song? We 348 00:20:15,119 --> 00:20:17,920 Speaker 3: all sang it from the opening scene of the movie Parenthood. 349 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:21,240 Speaker 17: When you're sliding in the first and you're feeling something 350 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:27,000 Speaker 17: versus diarrhea. Diarrhea when you're sliding heard it when you 351 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:31,600 Speaker 17: just said herd diarrhea diarrhea. When you're sliding in the 352 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:36,400 Speaker 17: hole and you're shrunk a full phone diarrhea, diarrhea. When 353 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,600 Speaker 17: you're sitting in your Chevy and you're shore you're feeling 354 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:41,160 Speaker 17: heavy diarrhea diarrhea. 355 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:45,439 Speaker 3: Kevin, Honey, where'd you learn that song? Wessomer at camper 356 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:51,120 Speaker 3: Ah That was money, well spent it? When you love 357 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:53,200 Speaker 3: to know the first where you were the first time 358 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:56,320 Speaker 3: you did this or that thing? You know you ate 359 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:57,800 Speaker 3: the orange? What's that orange? 360 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:58,000 Speaker 10: Pop? 361 00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,560 Speaker 3: You have to push through it comes in the cylinary, 362 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:04,080 Speaker 3: you have to push it push pop. Yeah, tastes like 363 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:11,520 Speaker 3: children's aspiring. Yeah, that that thing. Wouldn't you love to 364 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,200 Speaker 3: have seen the look on your face the first time 365 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:16,399 Speaker 3: you sat down in about six years old in the toilet, 366 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,800 Speaker 3: your feet don't even touch the bottom, and you read 367 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:24,879 Speaker 3: on the side here, I sit so broken hearted? Or 368 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,720 Speaker 3: what's the other one? Beans? Beans good for the heart. 369 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,080 Speaker 3: There's a few of them that when I read to 370 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,919 Speaker 3: this day, I still chuckle because I go. Man, I 371 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,000 Speaker 3: guarantee the guy that wrote that is one of our listeners. 372 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,800 Speaker 3: He's got our kind of sense of humor. All right, 373 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,680 Speaker 3: let's start with Kirk Kirk. You're old to Michael Murray 374 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,760 Speaker 3: show what's your story? 375 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:47,280 Speaker 13: Yes, sir, yes, sir, I was a contractor in Afghanistan. 376 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:51,520 Speaker 13: And those guys to produce the food may really try hard. 377 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:51,719 Speaker 18: Man. 378 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,239 Speaker 13: They produce a lot of meals during the dairy, but 379 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,240 Speaker 13: every now and you get one where you get the bubbleguts, right, 380 00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:01,639 Speaker 13: so I just got through eating and I'm driving down that. 381 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,840 Speaker 13: There's the main street called Disney, believe it or not. 382 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,800 Speaker 13: And uh, you're driving down Disney and there's tanks and 383 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:10,440 Speaker 13: there's humbies and and all these people and I gotta go. 384 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,439 Speaker 13: Uh and I'm trying to drid out a U A 385 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:18,720 Speaker 13: portage on and uh, there's so many military personnel running 386 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,960 Speaker 13: around and I'm not trying to screw it in finding 387 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:25,679 Speaker 13: fround a parking place. Finally found one. I uh was 388 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,760 Speaker 13: heading over there. You know, my bunghole is kind of 389 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000 Speaker 13: poaching out, you know, like I could cut washes off 390 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,080 Speaker 13: of it. You know, it's so so sticking far out there. 391 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,360 Speaker 13: And then somebody's in there. So I had to kind 392 00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:36,399 Speaker 13: of wait for this like a I think it's a 393 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,239 Speaker 13: tech sergeant. He comes out and I tryed to jump in, 394 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:43,359 Speaker 13: and man, I just barely cleared my drawers for you know, 395 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:46,680 Speaker 13: I had a blast off and it was was so relieving. 396 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,880 Speaker 13: But then you know, as soon as I'm done, there's 397 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,560 Speaker 13: somebody coming in and right behind me, and like, I 398 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,199 Speaker 13: know that was that was rough for them to go 399 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,320 Speaker 13: man behind me after that, but you know, that was 400 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,080 Speaker 13: that was my story and It was rough, but I 401 00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:57,040 Speaker 13: made it out. 402 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:02,119 Speaker 3: Could have been worse, be worse. I told you I 403 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:03,960 Speaker 3: had a cigar at this place called on the Bend 404 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:07,480 Speaker 3: in the afternoon, and I try to time everything perfectly. 405 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:11,119 Speaker 3: It's my desire for efficiency. So I'm going to finish 406 00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:15,359 Speaker 3: my cigar, finish my beer, and then go downstairs a 407 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:18,439 Speaker 3: couple of floors to the restroom. What I didn't know 408 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:23,360 Speaker 3: is they only had one restroom for both sexes. It's 409 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:28,840 Speaker 3: the middle of the afternoon and fiesta, and I get 410 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:32,480 Speaker 3: down there. Some of you may have seen my Facebook post. 411 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:36,719 Speaker 3: If you are waiting on a toilet that's locked and 412 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:40,840 Speaker 3: somebody's inside for over ten minutes, there's a one percent 413 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:44,399 Speaker 3: chance somebody has diarrhea, or they just had their colon 414 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:47,440 Speaker 3: removed and they're cleaning out they're ask me back. There's 415 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,960 Speaker 3: a ninety nine percent chance that that's an employee in 416 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:55,840 Speaker 3: there and they're winking off or vaping, or returning messages 417 00:23:56,320 --> 00:24:01,480 Speaker 3: or taking a nap or all three. And it's so 418 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,880 Speaker 3: aggravating when they come out of there. So aggravating because 419 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:09,399 Speaker 3: first of all, this is absentee ownership kind of stuff. 420 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,000 Speaker 3: You tell your people, hey, you know you don't have 421 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000 Speaker 3: to be Amazon where you can have two minutes per 422 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:17,359 Speaker 3: eight hour shift. But guys, we got a one head 423 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:20,879 Speaker 3: for men and women. As I'm waiting to go in 424 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:25,880 Speaker 3: and old boys inside there, time is ticking. So when 425 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,840 Speaker 3: we start, I'm the only guy, and it's that kind 426 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,440 Speaker 3: of deal, you know, you're like a little kid. I'm 427 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,280 Speaker 3: going side to side and I'm thinking, I'm gonna burst. 428 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:36,000 Speaker 3: I'm gonna burst. I swear I'm gonna burst. Then a 429 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:39,560 Speaker 3: woman comes up behind me and she goes, is this 430 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,320 Speaker 3: the only bathroom? Yes, ma'am? 431 00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:42,719 Speaker 18: Who? 432 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:46,000 Speaker 3: And I can tell she's thinking, surely this man's a gentleman. 433 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,840 Speaker 3: No U, I wet the floor right here? Are not 434 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,119 Speaker 3: even gonna do it? I'm sorry. There's no way you 435 00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:54,080 Speaker 3: got to go more than I do. No chance. And 436 00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,359 Speaker 3: she was wearing like a moon move because for some reason, 437 00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:00,280 Speaker 3: women go to San Antone and they get that kind 438 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:03,000 Speaker 3: of real light cloth moo moo thing with the flowers 439 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,760 Speaker 3: embroidered up at the top. That's hideous. And oh, I'm 440 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:10,480 Speaker 3: sending on Mexico anyway. That line was at twelve by 441 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:12,639 Speaker 3: the time I went in. All right, hold on, if 442 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:19,800 Speaker 3: you're on the money to Michael Berry's show. 443 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:24,720 Speaker 10: No. 444 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:29,439 Speaker 3: We closed on our big deal this morning, merging with 445 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:33,480 Speaker 3: a major company. I've read the Wall Street Journal and 446 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:38,080 Speaker 3: Investors Business Daily trying to figure out if I'm going 447 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:42,840 Speaker 3: to get into cryptocurrency. I may go back and get 448 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:49,280 Speaker 3: an MBA executive. I decide if I'm going to start 449 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:52,440 Speaker 3: lifting again or not. I might do that intermittent fasting. 450 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:57,200 Speaker 3: I'm considering the implications of artificial intelligence on my job. 451 00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,720 Speaker 3: I wonder what Michael Berry's talking about. Let me see, 452 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,320 Speaker 3: you know what I got twenty minutes till I get 453 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:05,000 Speaker 3: to that meeting. Let me switch over and see what 454 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:11,160 Speaker 3: he's talking about. If you just tuned in, there's a story, 455 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:16,000 Speaker 3: it's a big deal. A woman in Pennsylvania. She was 456 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:19,960 Speaker 3: engaged in road rage and she ran to the car 457 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:24,880 Speaker 3: behind her, lifted up her momo in blue dirt all 458 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:28,199 Speaker 3: over the hood, and then she went back got in 459 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:31,879 Speaker 3: her car. People said she was full of crap, but 460 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:36,040 Speaker 3: not anymore. What's amazing is that the sheriff has to 461 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,200 Speaker 3: be so serious. You know, I know there's a lot 462 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,760 Speaker 3: of jokes going around, but we're taking this real serious. 463 00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:43,960 Speaker 3: He don't even use adverts, doesn't have adverts, and it's 464 00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:50,200 Speaker 3: just adjectives, straight adjuctives. We're taking this real serious. Listen, fella, 465 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,240 Speaker 3: you and I both know that if you and me 466 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,919 Speaker 3: and Brandon Bess and a couple of other guys I 467 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:59,000 Speaker 3: can't name because it'll blow their cover, was having drinks 468 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:02,560 Speaker 3: tonight and you started into that. Guys, y'all, don't make 469 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,440 Speaker 3: any jokes about that. It's just real serious. We're taking 470 00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:08,280 Speaker 3: real serious. We would start laughing, and you would too. 471 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:12,359 Speaker 3: We're taking this real serious. Well, you got to sureff, 472 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,439 Speaker 3: otherwise there'll be a whole rash of it. Everybody'll be 473 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,280 Speaker 3: doing it. I was glad. Does he get home and 474 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:25,240 Speaker 3: his wife's like, honey, You remember Tommy uh No country 475 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:28,560 Speaker 3: for Amen, Al Gore's cause room mate, Tommy Lee Jones. 476 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,320 Speaker 3: You remember the woman that's kind of his his his 477 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,240 Speaker 3: you know, I don't. I don't know if they're married, 478 00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:34,920 Speaker 3: or he goes out there and he has to borrow 479 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:40,040 Speaker 3: her trailer to bring the horses out. Remember you remember 480 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,760 Speaker 3: the exchange pull this up in the next break, she says, 481 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,639 Speaker 3: be careful, I won't be It'll be this. I'm not 482 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,720 Speaker 3: that that little exchange. That little pattern right there is 483 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:52,760 Speaker 3: brilliant writing, brilliant, But I just imagine the sheriff coming 484 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:56,879 Speaker 3: home and his why going honey house. So proud of you, everybody. 485 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,840 Speaker 3: I know. Murna down to the hair salon. I'm up underneath 486 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:02,199 Speaker 3: the dryers and she comes over and I'm trying to 487 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,600 Speaker 3: catch up on my Cosmo. She's three years behind. But 488 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,080 Speaker 3: there was an interesting article in seven ways to please 489 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:09,760 Speaker 3: your man without ever having to get your lips dirty, 490 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:14,000 Speaker 3: and she would She said, uh, Joey Inn, Joey Inn, 491 00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:15,919 Speaker 3: could you uh could I talk to you for just 492 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,960 Speaker 3: saying I'm up under the driver right And she said, 493 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,399 Speaker 3: I know, I know you've heard about it already, but 494 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,520 Speaker 3: your husband was on there. I don't know what to do. 495 00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,520 Speaker 3: That woman that did she really did she She must 496 00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:28,840 Speaker 3: have had all over. I couldn't stop laughing. And I 497 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,640 Speaker 3: was proud of you. I was proud of you, Tommy. 498 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,840 Speaker 3: You didn't you didn't make no jokes or nothing, because 499 00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:35,960 Speaker 3: it's serious, you know. And I'm proud of you taking 500 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,480 Speaker 3: your job real serious Amo because she doesn't do adverbs either, 501 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,640 Speaker 3: still know, Oh Jane, who got a lady Jane? 502 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:46,440 Speaker 8: Go ahead, good morning. So I have actually a story 503 00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:49,000 Speaker 8: about my sister. Okay, we loaded up in the car 504 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:53,160 Speaker 8: to drive to Albuquerque with my mom, her daughter, and 505 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:56,440 Speaker 8: my daughter, and we're about louling and I think she 506 00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:59,920 Speaker 8: was a little hungover from the night before. My daughter 507 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:03,920 Speaker 8: got a nosebleed, so she's stuffed tambon in her nose 508 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,120 Speaker 8: to stop her nose bleed. And my sister started laughing 509 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,240 Speaker 8: so hard she shouted her pants. We had to stop 510 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:14,440 Speaker 8: in the buck at the bucket to change her up 511 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,560 Speaker 8: and get her cleaned up and get the car cleaned 512 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,600 Speaker 8: up so that we could drive to Albuquerque. 513 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,360 Speaker 3: Not the worst story. I mean, it's a funny story, 514 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:27,880 Speaker 3: but not the worst story. You know, think about it 515 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,080 Speaker 3: is when when people will come to work and you go, hey, 516 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:35,920 Speaker 3: how was your weekend? Baby didn't sleep? I can't help 517 00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:39,120 Speaker 3: but think to myself that poor dude cleaned poop all weekend. 518 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,880 Speaker 3: And women, You know, for some reason, women get angry 519 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,360 Speaker 3: when I brag on them. I don't know why, but 520 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:49,600 Speaker 3: a stay at home mom. I used to think the laziest, 521 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:53,160 Speaker 3: most good for nothing thing. Now I think it's the 522 00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:56,960 Speaker 3: highest calling, the most sacred, the angel on high. Can 523 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:01,120 Speaker 3: you imagine you see a woman that has multiple kids, 524 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,440 Speaker 3: so you got you know, they got irish twins, but 525 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,880 Speaker 3: they'll having back to back. She's got one that's one 526 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:09,880 Speaker 3: year old, she's got one that's two one, a's three one, 527 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,840 Speaker 3: and then she's got one somewhere and then another one poopin. 528 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,720 Speaker 3: I mean, she's just all day. How do you eat? 529 00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:17,200 Speaker 6: Like? 530 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:22,360 Speaker 3: How do you h And they're doing it, God bless them. Woody, 531 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,000 Speaker 3: you're on the Michael Berry Show. 532 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:29,120 Speaker 18: Well, good morning. This happened about twenty years ago. We're 533 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:32,360 Speaker 18: living down in the Corpus area and I was taking 534 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:36,840 Speaker 18: my kids and nephew's fishing, and I made the mistake 535 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,520 Speaker 18: of eating a few deviled eggs early in the morning 536 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:43,240 Speaker 18: before we left, and as we're boating towards we're going 537 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:47,520 Speaker 18: to go, I started having a little bit of antestinal distress. Well, 538 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,600 Speaker 18: we got over to the right off the King Grange 539 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:55,880 Speaker 18: shoreline and I couldn't wait, and it's going, all right, 540 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,480 Speaker 18: what am I going to do? And saw a little 541 00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:01,360 Speaker 18: five gallon bucket on boat, So I was gonna just 542 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,840 Speaker 18: take this bucket and go on the shortlane do my business. Well, 543 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,160 Speaker 18: as usual, when you got to go real bad and 544 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,920 Speaker 18: you see something you're supposed to go, well, it's going 545 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:15,120 Speaker 18: to come. So I just pulled my pants down, did 546 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:18,320 Speaker 18: a pirouet off the side of the boat and the 547 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:22,600 Speaker 18: spray goes everywhere in the water. I laid it in 548 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,040 Speaker 18: the water, and when I came back up, I look 549 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,640 Speaker 18: up and here I see all these boys faces with 550 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:32,080 Speaker 18: this oh my god look on their faces. You know, 551 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:38,480 Speaker 18: you know, it was just funny. 552 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:43,400 Speaker 3: I believe in reducing the shame of the taboo. I 553 00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:47,800 Speaker 3: think that taboo makes us u Anyway, Tony, you're on 554 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,200 Speaker 3: to Michael Berry Show. What say you, sir? 555 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,440 Speaker 19: Hey, I want to invite you to go visit the 556 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:58,400 Speaker 19: most famous bathrooms, probably in the United States, if not 557 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:03,200 Speaker 19: the world. They're in Sulfer Springs, Texas, my hometown, about 558 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:07,760 Speaker 19: halfway between Dallas, Texas, Canada. They're in downtown Suffer Springs 559 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:11,920 Speaker 19: on the Square, which is actually round, and they're two bathrooms. 560 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:12,800 Speaker 3: They have two. 561 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,760 Speaker 19: Way glass, so if you're on the outside, you're going 562 00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:17,840 Speaker 19: to see yourself in the beer, but if you're on 563 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:21,680 Speaker 19: the inside, you can see everybody walking around while you're 564 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:25,840 Speaker 19: doing your business inside. They're so famous Steve Harvey had 565 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:29,760 Speaker 19: them on his show and Texas Country Reporter did a 566 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:33,640 Speaker 19: special report on him. So if you're ever in Sulfer Springs, Texas. 567 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:37,400 Speaker 19: You got to go visit the two way glass bathrooms 568 00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:42,280 Speaker 19: in downtown Sulfur Springs, Hopkins County, dairy capital of Texas. 569 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:46,360 Speaker 3: I have never heard of that, but I am so 570 00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:55,760 Speaker 3: glad you told me that. You sound like Tom Ramsey. 571 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:58,040 Speaker 19: Just retired assistant athletic director after forty five years. 572 00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:58,760 Speaker 3: From where. 573 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:05,920 Speaker 19: H from, Texas City is d Texas City, the Sting 574 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:11,959 Speaker 19: of Rese, the Stingarease, and the Lamark Cougars Well remote 575 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:15,160 Speaker 19: roads plates for the Texas City Stingarese. 576 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:21,520 Speaker 3: That's what I hear. Obviously you didn't make much impression 577 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:22,840 Speaker 3: on him.