1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,800 Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Michael 2 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:13,800 Speaker 1: Ziten's trend Drameda Strain. Who deep col Michael, Yeah, I'm Jack. 3 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:18,360 Speaker 1: That's Miles, and we are a Michael Creighton fan cast. Yeah. 4 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:24,200 Speaker 1: The sickest, the sickest author ever. Everything he said was 5 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:27,320 Speaker 1: true and right. We don't push back on nothing. Mikey 6 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:33,560 Speaker 1: Crate says, did you see Andromeda Strange at the movie? Okay, 7 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:37,080 Speaker 1: so I remember when Jurassic Park came out. I loved 8 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,760 Speaker 1: this so much. My dad was like, oh man, and 9 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 1: you're you you'll funk with Andrameda tin Tell. This movie 10 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:47,360 Speaker 1: was so fucking dry to my fucking ten year old 11 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:49,919 Speaker 1: I was like, what the is this? This is horseship. 12 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:52,599 Speaker 1: It's just like an outbreak thing, right, Yeah, but it's 13 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:54,480 Speaker 1: like it's like one of those movies that like you're 14 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:56,960 Speaker 1: not old enough to like, do you truly begin to 15 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,800 Speaker 1: see like the generational differences on what entertainment is and 16 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 1: so like intellect I'm like, this is more of a 17 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:06,400 Speaker 1: working on my psychology than anything versus like the dinosaur 18 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 1: movie that is good for kid. Oh man, you like 19 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:17,960 Speaker 1: Jurassic Park, You're gonna love e Er. Also by Michael Travels. 20 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:23,119 Speaker 1: Michael Crichton's one work of nonfiction that's pretty fictional. He's 21 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:26,119 Speaker 1: got a lot of wild ship to say in there. 22 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:29,080 Speaker 1: But it's more it's not the wild shit he was 23 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,399 Speaker 1: saying at the end of his career about like global 24 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:35,560 Speaker 1: warming being a hoax. It's more like, you know, there, 25 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:39,440 Speaker 1: I met somebody who could see auras man. Dude. In 26 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:43,680 Speaker 1: ninety two. He was on People's like Sexiest Humans list. 27 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:49,920 Speaker 1: Yeah he was. Wow. Anyways, Uh, I'm Jack, that's Miles. 28 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:54,800 Speaker 1: This is what's trending. There's an all peanut butter Reese's 29 00:01:54,800 --> 00:02:01,400 Speaker 1: peanut butter cup coming. Um what Yeah, so I had 30 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:04,080 Speaker 1: the same question as you. I was picturing just the 31 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:08,440 Speaker 1: crumbly inner peanut butter part just in a cup, just 32 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:11,919 Speaker 1: like loose Yeah yeah, just loose dust. You just opening 33 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:16,840 Speaker 1: him and just like falls up. But it looks more 34 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:19,919 Speaker 1: like they've just replaced the chocolate with like a peanut 35 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:26,760 Speaker 1: butter flavored kind of chocolate material. Um, so that's happening. 36 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:32,320 Speaker 1: So that just happened. Uh. But Reese's is Reese is 37 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:36,799 Speaker 1: really like out here trying to keep us um entertained 38 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 1: and hopeful in this dark time. Yeah, I mean, great, 39 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:44,160 Speaker 1: keep keep iterating, I'll try it. I mean it's funny, 40 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:48,280 Speaker 1: how effortlessly like, I'll always try it. Reese's product, Um, 41 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:52,800 Speaker 1: I mean, fucking what was it fast break that she 42 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:57,320 Speaker 1: used to be? My fucking was that? Where those the bars? Yeah? 43 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:01,160 Speaker 1: They still make those anyway. Yeah, I always see like 44 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:06,400 Speaker 1: some Rec's bars when I'm browsing the candy out, but 45 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:08,720 Speaker 1: it's never appealed to me because the cups are so 46 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:13,800 Speaker 1: damn good, so perfect and also nutrageous too. Man loved 47 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:19,639 Speaker 1: the nutrageous. Um. I'm gonna I'm holding out for the 48 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:23,440 Speaker 1: potato chip Rec's that we have coming potatoes suff Like, 49 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:25,400 Speaker 1: I'm telling you, they're already out. I don't know what 50 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:27,920 Speaker 1: the fund is going on. You can buy them places. 51 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:32,360 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm holding out though, Okay, yeah, keep holding up. 52 00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:37,400 Speaker 1: Kings of Leon are trending. Uh, there's a blast from 53 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:40,800 Speaker 1: the past. Um. Someone I went to high school with 54 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,760 Speaker 1: he's married from to one of them. Really, I saw 55 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:46,119 Speaker 1: them open for the strokes, that's how old I am. 56 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 1: Before they were like a thing, and I thought they 57 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:55,520 Speaker 1: were like a cult, just throwing fucking arenas. I mean 58 00:03:55,560 --> 00:04:00,320 Speaker 1: in the before times. But yeah, Kings of Leon, Uh, 59 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:03,200 Speaker 1: they're the first grub group, or they're just being like, 60 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:05,480 Speaker 1: your next album is going to be an n f T, 61 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:10,480 Speaker 1: a non fungible token, which is all the rage. When 62 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:13,640 Speaker 1: we were talking about this last week and I was like, 63 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:19,120 Speaker 1: this is so dumb. I don't fucking care these cryptographic tokens. Right, 64 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:22,640 Speaker 1: It's like the musical equivalent of a top shot, right, 65 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:28,520 Speaker 1: It's like it has exactly, it has a specifical Specifical 66 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:31,880 Speaker 1: is a new word that I've just got sous on 67 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:36,880 Speaker 1: the brain canceling him yesterday. Uh I, it's a it's 68 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 1: got a specific like digital signature right, right exactly, Because 69 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:44,680 Speaker 1: essentially the whole point is by having these n f 70 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:51,880 Speaker 1: T s, you can create like measurable quantifiable scarcity rights, 71 00:04:52,279 --> 00:04:57,280 Speaker 1: artificial scarcity. Yeah exactly. Okay, cool, you have the first 72 00:04:57,480 --> 00:05:02,240 Speaker 1: fucking Kings of lyne on album. Yeah. The only thing 73 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:04,640 Speaker 1: that you having the n f T and me having 74 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:08,080 Speaker 1: the digital version that I stream communicates to me is 75 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:11,400 Speaker 1: that you are a sucker who I should target for 76 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:14,680 Speaker 1: a scam. That's absolutely If somebody said they bought an 77 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:17,479 Speaker 1: n f T, watch me switch my tone up real quick. 78 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:19,240 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like, hey man, how are you feeling man, 79 00:05:19,279 --> 00:05:20,640 Speaker 1: because I want to I want to let you in 80 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,400 Speaker 1: on a secret I have on how to like you 81 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:27,600 Speaker 1: can actually see auras and uh, close your eyes. I'm 82 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:31,680 Speaker 1: closing over the head and take your n f t um. 83 00:05:31,839 --> 00:05:35,719 Speaker 1: Do you need a life coach? Is telling me you 84 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:37,640 Speaker 1: could use. I'm telling me, Jack, it's gonna take a 85 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:40,840 Speaker 1: few bad decisions for me to be some Jeff Bezos 86 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:43,800 Speaker 1: life coach. And I'm doing like what happened to that man? 87 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:47,359 Speaker 1: It's like he he found a sucker and he he 88 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:51,839 Speaker 1: did him our new Robin hood. Um yeah, Like, so 89 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:57,520 Speaker 1: this is assuming that there will be like a future 90 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:59,920 Speaker 1: market for these, Like somebody's gonna be like, oh, I 91 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:03,960 Speaker 1: got the original batch of the original n f T 92 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:09,480 Speaker 1: batch of Kings of Leon's seventh album that nobody listens to. Uh, 93 00:06:09,839 --> 00:06:13,000 Speaker 1: I'll trade you that for you know, It'll like there 94 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:16,120 Speaker 1: will be a market for this. Uh yeah, I guess. 95 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:20,360 Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I don't know. Jack, we're over here. 96 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,760 Speaker 1: We're old, man. Remember when we used to just our 97 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:25,840 Speaker 1: biggest problem was getting the plastic wrap off a new CD. 98 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:31,239 Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Um, it does suck, though 99 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:33,840 Speaker 1: I don't I don't you can. I'm not going to 100 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:38,080 Speaker 1: be like SNL isn't cool anymore music this day's these 101 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:42,440 Speaker 1: days suck. But this n f T false scarcity bullshit sucks. 102 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:47,000 Speaker 1: It's not adding anything to the world yourselves. Um near 103 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:51,880 Speaker 1: a tandem is trending because she has withdrawn her name 104 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:57,159 Speaker 1: from consideration. Yeah, withdrawn. They didn't beat me. Look, I 105 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:59,320 Speaker 1: just I feel like it's become too much of a 106 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:03,640 Speaker 1: distract shance. I'm just gonna step away, uh, you know, 107 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:08,479 Speaker 1: open it up for others. I'm sure. I mean, she 108 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:12,800 Speaker 1: wasn't a great pick. Like, let's be real. Uh, you know, 109 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:16,160 Speaker 1: she's been she's talked about cutting social Security and ship 110 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:21,360 Speaker 1: and you know, like it's this the there's a reason 111 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:25,760 Speaker 1: why she didn't like Bernie Sanders. She's a radical like centrist, 112 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:30,160 Speaker 1: like a radical radical. Yeah, she's a she's a square 113 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:34,480 Speaker 1: root sign. She's so radical And basically, yeah, they're back 114 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:37,160 Speaker 1: and forth to her talking about Bernie Sanders created an 115 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:41,720 Speaker 1: artificial controversy to scuttle her, you know, nomination, And I'm 116 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:44,120 Speaker 1: fine with that personally, I you know, just for the 117 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:47,440 Speaker 1: reasons I'm saying. You know, this is not the kind 118 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:52,440 Speaker 1: of person or the mentality, the philosophical, ideological bent of 119 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:55,360 Speaker 1: someone who's gonna be running o mb and now, in fact, 120 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:58,360 Speaker 1: is the opposite of the person that we need running 121 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:01,880 Speaker 1: ship and now we have someone who's you know, like 122 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:04,560 Speaker 1: obviously they want to just try and get somebody through. 123 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:07,000 Speaker 1: There are a lot of names flying around, most a 124 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:10,120 Speaker 1: lot of Progressives and other you know, Democrats are saying 125 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:14,680 Speaker 1: shelanda Young would be a great person. Who is uh, 126 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:18,640 Speaker 1: you know, just she's she works as an aid, but 127 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:20,840 Speaker 1: she has been doing this for so long, and like 128 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:23,560 Speaker 1: her acumen about budgets and things like that is like 129 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:27,880 Speaker 1: respected on both sides of the aisles. She's already gone 130 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:30,520 Speaker 1: through hearing to be like the the deputy director of 131 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:33,480 Speaker 1: o MB and that went smooth as ship. So a 132 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:36,640 Speaker 1: lot of people like, uh, just promote our girl Salanda 133 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:39,680 Speaker 1: to be the the director because you saw how we 134 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:41,840 Speaker 1: already know what that is gonna look like based on 135 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:46,440 Speaker 1: the previous round of vetting that happened up on the hill. 136 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:50,840 Speaker 1: So you know, they're they're throwing other names around, like Annalars, 137 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:54,280 Speaker 1: someone who people talked about who's more you know, the Clinton. 138 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:58,400 Speaker 1: She's from the Clinton world and also from Gavin Newsom's 139 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:01,040 Speaker 1: h She's also Gavin Newsom's chief of so then people 140 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:05,040 Speaker 1: are like, uh, that's an optic l right, right, Like 141 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:08,080 Speaker 1: people don't like Gavin Newsom, there's a he's already facing 142 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:11,120 Speaker 1: recall ship that's gonna be that's gonna be another one. 143 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:15,480 Speaker 1: There's another uh, like a Biden loyalist that's being talked about. 144 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:19,160 Speaker 1: But a lot of people like, just go with Salonda Young. 145 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:21,800 Speaker 1: This would be very easy, and it's someone that's respected 146 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:25,440 Speaker 1: and will seemingly get the job done and have no 147 00:09:25,559 --> 00:09:28,760 Speaker 1: problems through a hearing do it. So she's like kind 148 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:31,160 Speaker 1: of a lever, which is never a bad thing when 149 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:35,600 Speaker 1: you have somebody who has like institutional knowledge, right, But 150 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:38,240 Speaker 1: for fourteen years she's been on the US House Committee 151 00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:42,360 Speaker 1: on Appropriations, Yeah, exactly, and that's basically her position there 152 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:44,719 Speaker 1: for fourteen years. The same people both left and right 153 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:47,040 Speaker 1: have been looking at her, respecting what she's been saying, 154 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:50,920 Speaker 1: and that's why everything's going well. They're even Republicans saying, yeah, 155 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:53,400 Speaker 1: if they nominated or her, there's not gonna be a problem. Yeah. 156 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:57,520 Speaker 1: But that when Yeah, And I think part of it 157 00:09:57,559 --> 00:10:00,040 Speaker 1: too is like the Biden administration not wanting rather it 158 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:04,200 Speaker 1: than saying, like you know, I guess pulling back her nomination. 159 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:07,319 Speaker 1: It's because Joe Mansion and these other people are fucking 160 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,760 Speaker 1: enough for you already, and you're for all this ship 161 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:12,040 Speaker 1: that was being talked about about we're gonna take the 162 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:14,839 Speaker 1: Senate and there were a fifteen dollars in every the 163 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:18,360 Speaker 1: White House and it's not happening. So they it's easier 164 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:20,160 Speaker 1: to just be like, yeah, we're gonna switch it up 165 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:22,600 Speaker 1: rather than say that was an l because we didn't 166 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:29,280 Speaker 1: have enough votes. So that yeah, yeah uh And finally, uh, 167 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:35,760 Speaker 1: Neanderthals is trending because the right um is going to 168 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,800 Speaker 1: try to turn this into the new deplorables, would be 169 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:45,479 Speaker 1: my prediction. Um. Joe Biden said that trying to reopen 170 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:49,640 Speaker 1: ahead of you know, everybody getting vaccinated, just like where 171 00:10:49,679 --> 00:10:53,320 Speaker 1: we're right there months away from everybody or at least 172 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:58,160 Speaker 1: having enough vaccines to get everybody vaccinated. Uh, that reopening 173 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:01,520 Speaker 1: and just been looking off were even as your numbers 174 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:03,840 Speaker 1: are going up, as we talk about in tomorrow's episode, Texas, 175 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:07,120 Speaker 1: those numbers are going up, which is not the time 176 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:14,200 Speaker 1: to reopen one. Uh. But so he said that's Neanderthal thinking, um, 177 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:19,319 Speaker 1: which what the what's wrong with them? And then what 178 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:21,320 Speaker 1: I mean, you know, what we're going to see now 179 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:24,320 Speaker 1: and then when the world opens up and these people 180 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:27,720 Speaker 1: starting having rallies and ship again, bookers are going to 181 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:31,679 Speaker 1: dress like cave people. Yeah, and you're gonna be like, 182 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:37,320 Speaker 1: I whatever, Fine, now we're fighting with racist cavemen. Like literally, 183 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,560 Speaker 1: I mean, I guess fine, you might as well just 184 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:42,520 Speaker 1: distill yourself down to your true form, which is a 185 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:47,679 Speaker 1: knuckle dragging, mouth breathing cave person. So fine. I wonder 186 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:55,280 Speaker 1: what would happened if, like Biden started calling them libs 187 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:57,880 Speaker 1: ship and they're like yeah, like, I'm just curious what 188 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:00,400 Speaker 1: that would do, Like just as a thought, ex permit, 189 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,520 Speaker 1: how the like right wing media would happen, Like if 190 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,719 Speaker 1: Joe Biden threw out a weird like an insult to 191 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:11,080 Speaker 1: funk with him like that? Yeah. Um. Also, Neanderthals were 192 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:15,920 Speaker 1: probably smarter than humans. Uh. They had more brain, which 193 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:19,560 Speaker 1: is usually the the size of your brain as as 194 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:22,559 Speaker 1: it relates to your body mass is usually like how 195 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:26,640 Speaker 1: they measured an animal is. Then I'm sorry to disrespect 196 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:30,559 Speaker 1: Neanderthals because these people, even on you'all level, Neanderthals, this 197 00:12:30,679 --> 00:12:33,200 Speaker 1: is just like Joe Biden, you know, he is the 198 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:39,760 Speaker 1: average of all, like American knowledge in like nineteen seventy three. 199 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,000 Speaker 1: I feel like that's his brain is just like that, 200 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:48,920 Speaker 1: right right. Uh yeah, don't talk to him about America Online. 201 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:52,439 Speaker 1: It'll confuse him. He's not there yet. What line I 202 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:59,080 Speaker 1: don't like lines? Jack Online, get out ice cream? Yeah, 203 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:02,560 Speaker 1: and ways. Those are the things that are trending. That's 204 00:13:02,559 --> 00:13:06,200 Speaker 1: gonna do it for this Wednesday. We are back tomorrow 205 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:08,680 Speaker 1: with the whole last episode of the show, and I'll 206 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:13,280 Speaker 1: just just put it out there. Uh, this episode, I'll 207 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:16,960 Speaker 1: just say it's a crofting episode, chaos rain Supreme. Ready, 208 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:21,480 Speaker 1: that's right. Uh, that's gonna do it for this Wednesday. Uh, 209 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:25,640 Speaker 1: until tomorrow, be kind to each other, be kind to yourself, 210 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:29,880 Speaker 1: wear a mask, stay inside, don't do nothing about white supremacy, 211 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:40,679 Speaker 1: and we'll talk to you all tomorrow. By