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Speaker 1: Welcome to get it to Dutch a screenwriter's podcast. I'm

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Speaker 1: Mark now, I'm Brendan.

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Speaker 2: Gregg's not here again, but unlike last week, we know

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Speaker 2: why and we're going to get to that a little

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Speaker 1: We are usually three aspiring Hollywood screenwriters who meet every

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Speaker 1: week and read from a script that one of us

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Speaker 1: has written. We give notes and we rate the scripts,

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Speaker 1: and at the end of the season we are going

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Speaker 1: to pitch the best one to big time Hollywood producer

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Speaker 1: Duck Huxley, son of even bigger time producer Dutch Huxley,

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Speaker 1: who is unfortunately dead Rip King. This week, we're dealing

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Speaker 1: with a little bit of a tricky situation. As you know.

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Speaker 1: Last week Greg set us up with a general meeting

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Speaker 1: at Tyson Chicken Studios, and to say the least, it

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Speaker 1: didn't go as planned and we walked out with our

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Speaker 1: names attached to an extremely problematic script about January sixth

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Speaker 1: that is already heading into production. So now we're waiting

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Speaker 1: to have a call with our lawyer, Albinga to see

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Speaker 1: if we can get out of this.

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Speaker 2: And you should say have to have because all always

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Speaker 2: keeps us on the phone way longer than we want

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Speaker 2: to be and he.

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Speaker 1: Charges us for Yeah. Yeah, it's true. And in any event,

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Speaker 1: the call will come through any minute from Al and

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Speaker 1: we will record it and play it for you on

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Speaker 1: the podcast.

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Speaker 2: We really need to keep this call as short as

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Speaker 2: possible because I.

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Speaker 1: Have no money. Yeah, totally agree. Okay. In the meantime,

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Speaker 1: I have to catch you up on the week that

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Speaker 1: we've had. Yes, and it softens the blow to Gregg's

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Speaker 1: blundering a little bit. It has been life changing. There's

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Speaker 1: no other way to put it. Be honest, I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: on top of the world, from blunder to wonder.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Hey, well, I didn't really blunder anything in the Tyson

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Speaker 1: edstra You are a saint. I wouldn't call myself.

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Speaker 3: Please you should?

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Speaker 4: You gave life only God.

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Speaker 1: Himself CONDI yeah, well, I mean I wouldn't call myself God,

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Speaker 1: and I would I guess if those are the choices,

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Speaker 1: little bit godly.

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Speaker 2: Hey well, Almighty God, please tell the story to the listeners. Story.

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Speaker 1: Well, all right, let me take you back to three

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Speaker 1: days ago. I got an urgent text from Greg. He

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Speaker 1: was helpless as a little puppy dog, and I read

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Speaker 1: and I quote, I need a kidney. The operating room

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Speaker 1: is prepped. Get yourself to Cedar Sinai. This next part

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Speaker 1: is in all caps as soon as humanly possible. So

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Speaker 1: of course I jumped into an uber cost me seventy

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Speaker 1: eight bucks. Didn't get paid back. That's fine, it was

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Speaker 1: for the greater good. I get there and I find

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Speaker 1: the room. Long story short, I donated my kidney so

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Speaker 1: that Greg could have life hero and then of course

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Speaker 1: do the podcast, which is all of our first log.

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Speaker 1: And well, where is Greg right now?

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Speaker 2: Do you know?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I assume that he's resting. This is

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Speaker 1: not a procedure that you want to start climbing up

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Speaker 1: counting his blessings, maybe journaling his gratitude. Oh ho ho

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Speaker 1: wo whoa, this is a surprise, look amazing, speak of

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Speaker 1: the devil. Thanks, how are you, man?

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Speaker 3: Buddy?

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Speaker 1: Come here, Come in here, brother. I've never said it's

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Speaker 1: time for a deep and meaningful hug man. We have

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Speaker 1: been through an ordeal. Toget truly, Mark, We're bonded. It's

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Speaker 1: hard to look at you right now. Mark what why? Hey,

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Speaker 1: this man is inside you right now?

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Speaker 4: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Just saying that made me hard?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? What's wrong? Man? This is our this is our

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Speaker 1: first chance to talk after the the op, the appy. Yeah, buddy,

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Speaker 1: please catch us up on what happened. How are you feeling?

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Speaker 1: How's your recovery going?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 1: Did you like what I mean? Are you feeling any

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Speaker 1: sort of like deeper life purpose after all this? I

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Speaker 3: Now let's see where to start. Friday night, I met

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Speaker 3: Glenn Parsley's with Duck and Jeandaloorian and a bunch of

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Speaker 3: too many drinks, and lo and behold Chris Barraboot walks in.

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Speaker 2: Who is Chris Baraboo?

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Speaker 3: Chris Baraboo lit Agent to the stars if you can

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Baraboo the Cariboo. He's a big time CIA lid agent.

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Speaker 1: He's got billboards, he's got that. I never met him,

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Speaker 1: and I'm with CIA people. That was tattoo like, he's

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Speaker 3: You're with CIA.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Crisis Acting Academy.

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Speaker 2: It's usually called Brian Molinsky's Crisis Acting Academy.

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Speaker 1: But we just called.

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Speaker 1: CIA, not the same. I hate to ask and derail

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Speaker 1: this even more. Crisis actors are a real thing. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: When I first got to town, I just plopped down

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Speaker 3: Really is there money in that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I got my SAG.

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Speaker 2: Card Crisis acting the gigs, you know, we're all right,

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Speaker 2: they paid low.

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Speaker 1: Three figures low. So what's that like? One hundred buck

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Speaker 2: And I'm not going to talk to you guys about money.

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Speaker 2: I just let my agent deal with it.

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Speaker 3: Who's your agent? You're not talking about an agent?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, Nan is my manager and the manager.

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Speaker 2: But my agent is Brian Wallinsky, CPA.

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Speaker 1: He makes us say that, oh, the head of the

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Speaker 1: academy is your agent, which is that that's what's double dipping.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, actually he's triple dipping, you know, because he

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Speaker 2: also did my head shot. Oh and he teaches a

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Speaker 2: really great hip hop dancing class, so I guess he's

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Speaker 2: quadrupled dipping. But he also is my accountant. How do

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Speaker 2: you say five dipping?

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Speaker 3: Pent penta dipping?

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Speaker 1: You're paying him for the dance class?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, hip hop is very big in this down.

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Speaker 1: So okay, enough about this. This is goofy and insane.

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Speaker 1: No offense, Greg, What happened with Chris Baraboo led Agent

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Speaker 3: Okay? So he sits down. Baraboo looks awful. He said,

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Speaker 3: six buckets of martinis, And I said, Baraboo, God, why

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Speaker 3: don't you just sit down and have one more bucket

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Speaker 3: and let's talk this out before you jump behind the

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Speaker 1: So you were having drinks at Glenn Parsley. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 3: It's awful.

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Speaker 1: And martini is there? Two terrible. They serve them in buckets,

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Speaker 3: Duck and I brought our own martinis too, because we

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Speaker 3: like the salami, but we hate the drinks. So we

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Speaker 3: were drinking them under the table, and the waiter told

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Speaker 3: us he was really mad at us for that, for.

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Speaker 1: Drinking them under the table and not having them over

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Speaker 3: Well, we were drinking. We were drinking everybody under the table,

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Speaker 3: but we were sipping our little martinis with long straws

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well sure, so long story longer, what's wrong with Baraboo?

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Speaker 3: So Baraboo sits down and he says kidney, and I

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Speaker 3: was like, whatt and so what did he say? I

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Speaker 1: He has to have a kidden.

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Speaker 3: He has to have a kidney, is what it came

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Speaker 1: What a week man?

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Speaker 3: I know, wild? And so that's what I took from it.

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Speaker 3: It was kind of a you know, when someone's so

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Speaker 3: I got. So I, of course I see this as

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Speaker 3: the perfect opportunity. I give Baraboo a kidney. He signs

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Speaker 3: me at CIA, because who wouldn't sign you if you

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Speaker 3: save their life? Or I mean, at least back.

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Speaker 1: Pocket you hold on, Sorry, wait a second, So.

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Speaker 3: Mark, before you try to poke holes in the story

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Speaker 3: and question every last detail, can I just finish the story.

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Speaker 3: It's actually a really great.

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Speaker 2: Story on Mark.

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Speaker 1: I'm really liking.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, I sent Marchitects and I gave you my

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Speaker 1: kidney when I know you did. Okay, so I'm just

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Speaker 1: trying to get to the bottom. Bear a Boo needs

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Speaker 1: a kidney also, yes, okay? And did bear a boot

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Speaker 1: need my kidney? He needed anybody's kidney? Did you need

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Speaker 1: my kidney? Do you have my kidney inside of you? No? Great?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 1: What? Where is my kidney? I did this because I

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Speaker 1: thought I was saving your life. You said you were dying.

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Speaker 3: I said I was dying to have a kidney. You

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Speaker 3: told me I saved your life. I said, you're a

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Speaker 3: life saver. You can never actually saved my life. If anything,

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Speaker 3: you've shortened it because you really haven't provided proper accommodation.

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Speaker 4: Here.

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Speaker 1: Does CIA's Chris Barraboo lit Agent to the Stars have

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Speaker 1: my kidney?

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Speaker 3: If anybody has it, it is probably Bearaboo. Probably, as

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Speaker 3: far as I know, it's still in a Yetti cooler

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Speaker 3: in his office. What, yes, it does?

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Speaker 4: It's not even in his body. No?

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Speaker 1: Is it a cooler? Yeah, it's a Yetti cooler. That's

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Speaker 1: a nice cool The hell is he gonna How do

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Speaker 1: I get my kidney back? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Shit, shit, shit else calling Okay, guys, enough of this crap. Okay,

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Speaker 2: we got to focus up and get out of this

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Speaker 2: chicken movie. Cannot afford a long call with him.

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Speaker 1: So let's focus up. Here we go, my god? Greg?

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Speaker 1: All right, okay, fine, we'll deal with the money situation

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Speaker 1: and the script for now. But this is not over.

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Speaker 4: Greg.

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Speaker 3: Why don't you take a little sip off a bucket

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Speaker 3: of martini yourself. He's just so lay.

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Speaker 1: It's out.

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Speaker 4: Hey, hell guys?

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Speaker 3: What all right?

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Speaker 4: Hey?

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Speaker 1: Thanks for calling. How's it going?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Not so good.

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Speaker 5: I'm trying to get to the Jollibe and Kate and

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Speaker 5: I don't know which way's east. Can you guys jump

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Speaker 5: on your maps and figure me out?

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, Al, we have a really important legal

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Speaker 1: question for you, so we need to get into it.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely, guys, that's what I'm here for. Oh shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot,

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Speaker 5: Now what happened? Al? I'm driving past my bus bench

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Speaker 5: ad and there's a guy drying a mustache on it.

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Speaker 4: Dang it.

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Speaker 5: Now I'm gonna have to grow a mustache. No one

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Speaker 5: will recognize me.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we just want to stay on topic.

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Speaker 2: I'm really sorry, Al, but we need to talk about

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Speaker 1: I think you read that in the email.

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Speaker 4: Get it out.

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Speaker 1: You cannot bill us for this. Al did I tell you?

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Speaker 4: Guys? I bill by the quarter hour? Yes, you always do. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: We need legal advice?

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Speaker 4: Legal? Oh? Well, I know a guy. You're our guy? Wow?

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Speaker 1: Oh, now what happened?

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Speaker 5: Oh, you guys hear about this Megan Markle thing. The

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Speaker 3: Yeah, why are you bringing that up now?

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Speaker 1: Cares al? That's two years old.

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Speaker 4: This is front page news.

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Speaker 1: That is a really old paper.

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Speaker 5: Owl. Hey, you should write a movie about Megan Markle.

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Speaker 5: You know who's looking for a new franchise. Gas station

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but can we just we want to ask a question, Al, Shoot,

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 4: I'm just saying, shoot, I can you know ask your question?

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Speaker 4: Guys really need to learn your Hollywood lingo.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll work on that out. Here's the issue. We

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Speaker 4: Ah, that's great, easy money boys.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we don't want to be on the script.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, where did you take the meeting?

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Speaker 2: Well, we went to Tyson Chicken Studiostra one.

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Speaker 5: They're technically a five O one C three religious institution.

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Speaker 4: Did you eat anything in the lobby?

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Speaker 3: Brendan partook of a dino nugget.

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Speaker 1: I partook of a single nugget.

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Speaker 5: Well, then you took a sacrament. You're all taystars now.

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Speaker 1: Christmas please? How do we get out of it?

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Speaker 4: Almost impossible? I think like a sovereign nation. I mean,

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Speaker 5: Them where they're magistrate judge, but you'd have to live

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Speaker 5: to spend like two hundred dollars in chicks bucks.

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Speaker 1: What are chicks bucks?

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Speaker 5: It's their currency, but the conversion rate is terrible. One

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Speaker 4: Well, congrats on the deal, guys, I got a run.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, we're trying to get out of the deal.

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Speaker 5: Wait, you're trying to get out of a go picture. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 5: it seems like bad business.

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Speaker 1: Guys.

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Speaker 4: But before I go, I'm trying out a new catchphrase.

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Speaker 5: It's gravy baby, right, what do you think of it?

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Speaker 4: Shoot?

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Speaker 3: Are you asking for our opinion on your catchphrase?

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Speaker 1: Out?

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Speaker 4: I'm not talking to you. I p out.

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Speaker 5: Somebody clearly stole my catalytic converter because the fumes in

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Speaker 5: this car could kill a mule. In related news, I'm

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Speaker 4: Did I tell you I bought a farm?

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Speaker 1: Oh? America Bucks? Congrats?

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Speaker 4: Al You know it was a couple of weeks after

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Speaker 4: my super Bowl party. You guys were there, right.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah we got a bill for that.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah. Did we talk business?

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Speaker 3: Well yeah, you cornered us by the nachos and said podcasts,

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Speaker 3: we're a waste of time.

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Speaker 4: There you go, that's industry talk.

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Speaker 1: So we paid for your farm, Brendon.

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Speaker 4: I heard you crushed it in your Big Wonder on

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Speaker 3: Really, who told you that do not get into that.

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Speaker 1: They were a little news focus up.

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Speaker 5: I heard it from Tiber l you know, the guy

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Speaker 5: from the show Modern Times with Al Bundy. Tiber is

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Speaker 5: the captain of my Laser Tag team.

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Speaker 1: I think Modern Times is a beer al Are you

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Speaker 1: talking about ty Burrell tie Charlie Chaplin movie?

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Speaker 4: Pretty sure his name is Tiber.

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Speaker 1: It's not it's not Tiber. Nobody's name is Tyer noway?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well I don't know it. And maybe it's a

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Speaker 4: space name. If you play laser Tag, you gotta have

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Speaker 1: I'll keep that in mind.

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Speaker 4: You guys want to know my space name?

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Speaker 1: No, thank you, wild al Zappa.

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Speaker 3: No relation though, no relation to who.

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Speaker 4: It's gravy babies.

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Speaker 3: I just don't like it.

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Speaker 1: What are we talking about?

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Speaker 4: Shoot?

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Speaker 5: Shoot, shoot shoot, I got a Oh, guys, I'll send

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Speaker 5: you a bill for this one.

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Speaker 1: Don't bill it, please, He's gone.

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Speaker 3: Well it's gravy baby.

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Speaker 1: Hey, it works when you say it. Yeah, don't say that. Please?

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Speaker 1: Why did we engage him at every turn? That cost

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Speaker 1: us so much money? We are stuck in this Tyson picture?

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Speaker 1: Can we please get back to Greg stealing my kidney?

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Speaker 1: I cannot believe that you would do this to me.

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Speaker 3: I thought I could get assigned. You're not the only

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Speaker 3: one who has lost a kidney in the steal, Mark,

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Speaker 3: What what are you talking about? Because Baraboo rejected yours.

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Speaker 1: That's not possible. I'm a universal donor.

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Speaker 3: No, he personally rejected it. He said, your kidney just

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Speaker 3: didn't move the needle.

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Speaker 1: What does that even mean. It's a super healthy kidney.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't have that it factor the Hollywood thing.

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Speaker 1: But he needs a kidney.

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Speaker 3: No, he wants a kidney.

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Speaker 1: What the fuck?

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Speaker 3: Greg, I'm telling you Mark, these agents they're bloodsucking vampires.

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Speaker 1: What does he want with it?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I think it was just a power move.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes what a character wants and what he needs are

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's good for the listeners. So let me get

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Speaker 1: this straight. You got me to take out my kidney,

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Speaker 1: and you gave it to CIA power agent Chris Barraboo

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Speaker 1: because he wanted it for a trophy, and in return

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Speaker 1: you thought you were gonna get signed.

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Speaker 3: At least back pocketed.

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Speaker 1: This is the single worst thing you have ever done

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Speaker 1: to me.

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Speaker 3: Mark. I could be saying the same thing about you.

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Speaker 3: I went through all this trouble to get your kidney,

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Speaker 3: and you embarrassed me. I mean, I put my reputation

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Speaker 3: on the line. You fucked me.

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Speaker 1: Ah, I thought I was saving your life.

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Speaker 3: I know you've made it a living hell.

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Speaker 1: The hell are you talking of?

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Speaker 4: Mark?

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Speaker 3: I don't have a kidney either. What if you could

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Speaker 3: just stop yelling at me for one second and let

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Speaker 3: me finish this incredible story?

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Speaker 2: Should let him finish the incredible story. Every time he's

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Speaker 3: Yes it is, thank you, Brenda, and get out. Okay. So, anyway,

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Speaker 3: I get a call on Saturday from Baraboo's girl lunch Baraboo, No,

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Speaker 3: not his daughter, his assistant. I don't know why had

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Speaker 2: Oh, Chattau Marmont is a very famous Hollywood I hanger.

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Speaker 3: So I get there and he's back in one of

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Speaker 3: who's who of CIA LIT agents back there. You got

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Speaker 3: fits Olivio, Riley O'Hara, triple Oh. I mean she's there,

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Speaker 3: and that's what I'm thinking. I'm like, Wow, this is

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Speaker 3: it the signing ritual. I'm sure I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 3: do some untoward things that I can never tell you

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Speaker 3: the biggest agency in the world.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Congrat Oh. I wish I could jerk off some agents

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Speaker 2: just to get a superagent.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, But of course that's not what happened, because cut

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Speaker 3: and I have no kidney. So now I have a

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Speaker 3: four thousand dollars bill for the room, which, incidentally, Mark,

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Speaker 3: I put your card down and it didn't run. So

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Speaker 3: sh and you got to sort that out.

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Speaker 1: I gotta sort it out. Yeah, hold on, they already

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Speaker 1: have my kidney. Why do they want your kidney?

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Speaker 3: Because Mark, I have very special parts. I've told you

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Speaker 1: The fuck are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: I've told you guys about this.

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Speaker 1: Oh shoot, Al's calling me now, Oh God, pick it up,

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Speaker 1: pick it up. Come. This is all your fault, Greg.

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Speaker 1: And if he can't get us off this Tyson picture,

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Speaker 1: you are off my couch and out of my life.

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Speaker 3: I really ever take offense at you calling this a couch.

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Speaker 2: Guys, please, okay, we've got to nail this call. We're

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Speaker 2: in and out Seal Team six.

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Speaker 3: Let's roll.

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Speaker 4: Hey, Al, all right, guys, I'm all yours.

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Speaker 1: Okay, great, Al again, how do we get off the

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Speaker 1: Tyson script? Ah?

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Speaker 4: Heck, I'm getting pulled over. You know you know what.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna gun it now.

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Speaker 3: That is not a good idea.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Bud, go ahead with your question right real quick?

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Speaker 1: Can we can we get out of this in some way?

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Speaker 1: Can we send out a press release? Can we go

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Speaker 1: to the Hollywood Reporter? What? What can we do?

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Speaker 5: And now I'm getting followed by a news chopper. Oh

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Speaker 5: you know this is great advertising. Yeah, turn on Channel nine.

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Speaker 5: I'll thumbs up you guys.

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Speaker 1: Please keep really quick before you get arrested and tell

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Speaker 4: I just want to give your heads up. I'm coming

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Speaker 4: to you.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, please stay where you are.

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Speaker 4: Okay, here's the deal.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna need one of you to hop on the

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Speaker 5: driver's seat and YO, take the heat for me.

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Speaker 4: What. I'm way more important than you, guys.

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Speaker 1: You can't quantify that. No one's taking the heat for you.

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Speaker 5: Al O, Holy smokes, there's another chopper after me.

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Speaker 4: It's a cop chopper. Yeah, please, chopper cops stink.

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Speaker 5: Oh I hope it's not a canine unitopter.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they'll drop a dog right in your car.

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Speaker 4: Chopper cop. Oh that's a good movie idea that.

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Speaker 1: It's not a good idea.

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Speaker 3: I'd have to hear man.

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Speaker 5: Okay, the best shopper caught when the station is in

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Speaker 5: a lightning storm.

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Speaker 4: Now he's part man, part shopper.

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Speaker 1: Are you doing a promo for a show slash movie

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Speaker 1: that doesn't exist?

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Speaker 5: Out, that's the plot of Chopper. Come, that's a freebie,

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Speaker 5: you guys. Now, somebody jumping my driver's seat.

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Speaker 4: I'm pulling out.

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Speaker 3: You're here, go away out.

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Speaker 1: No, maybe we just run down and you can answer

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Speaker 1: our question or just tell us over the phone.

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Speaker 5: You know what, guys, I'm just gonna put the mule

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Speaker 5: on the driver's seed.

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Speaker 4: Okay, problem solved.

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Speaker 1: Just tell us what what about our problem?

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Speaker 3: How do we get out of the script?

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Speaker 4: You know what? That that didn't clear it up at all? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: they're piping man oh man?

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Speaker 1: All right, okay, do you need help? What are you

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Speaker 1: gonna do?

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Speaker 5: Al oh, they stopped.

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Speaker 4: I made it over the.

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Speaker 5: La County line. Looks like I'm somebody else's problem.

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Speaker 3: Now we'll see you do live outside La County?

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Speaker 1: Probably not here. I live in North Hollywood.

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Speaker 5: All right, I'm gonna take this mule for a walk.

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Speaker 5: Tani will send you, guys an invoice. It'll be around

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Speaker 5: one hundred and twenty seven chicks bucks.

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Speaker 1: Doculator, What in the what are we buying from him?

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Speaker 1: How many chicks bucks?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Look, you can see him. There is a mule.

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Speaker 4: Mule.

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Speaker 1: It's chasing him.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, maybe we just need to accept our fate. Okay, guys,

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Speaker 2: we all ate that nugget.

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Speaker 1: And now we have to take our licks. You ate

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Speaker 1: the nugget, you fat fuck. I'm sorry, I couldn't think

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Speaker 1: of another word.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, I ate it because all Mark had it

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Speaker 2: is goddamn house. Before the meeting was this little pack

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Speaker 2: of sunflower seeds. I mean, when am I a chicken?

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Speaker 1: It's oh, it's my fault. You ate all my other food,

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Speaker 1: and so that's the only thing that was left, and

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Speaker 1: you lost us our kidneys, Mark.

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Speaker 3: Would you look on the bright side for once. Our

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Speaker 3: kidneys are at CIA and they say, you know you

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Speaker 3: need your foot in the door. Brother, We have internal

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Speaker 3: organs in the door. We are in the office.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess there's nothing we can do

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Speaker 1: about it now.

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Speaker 2: No, this does make a great idea for a great

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Speaker 2: movie script. Huh. Think about this desperate Hollywood writer has

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Speaker 2: to break in the CAAA to get his organ back

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Speaker 2: from a psychotic agent.

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Speaker 1: Oh. I'm going to text Wolensky to see if he

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Speaker 1: thinks it's a good sell. Yeah, like a heist movie.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that could be good.

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Speaker 1: It's worth a shot. We got nothing else.

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Speaker 2: Oh kind of national organ says it's a great idea,

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Speaker 2: but he already came up with it. He's going to

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Speaker 2: pitch it to Sony next week.

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Speaker 3: Damn it.

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Speaker 1: Really that was a fast reply. He's a screenwriter.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's amazing. You know, every time I tell

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Speaker 2: him about a great idea that I have. He's already

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Speaker 2: had the exact same idea, and he's sold like a

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Speaker 2: dozen scripts to Sony. Well, we resolve nothing this week.

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Speaker 2: I'm not the hero I thought I was, although I'm

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Speaker 2: still kind of a hero. Greg just bunked it, and

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Speaker 2: our names are attached to a nightmare picture. We owe

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Speaker 2: an exorbitant amount of chicks bucks, whatever the hell those are,

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Speaker 2: to our worthless lawyer, and we're down two kidneys. We've

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Speaker 2: got four kidneys between three people. I actually had like

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Speaker 2: one super kidney. Oh I was born weird. Well, we've

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Speaker 2: got a kidney each. Then that's what we're working with.

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Speaker 1: And the nail on the coffin is that it's very

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Speaker 1: clear Brendan's agent, slash dance coach slash accountant has stolen

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Speaker 1: a dozen movie ideas from him. What so until next time?

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Speaker 1: I guess it's lights camera action, but for writing,