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Speaker 1: I can't oh, I hear you. Hey, dude, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: tell you what. Something has happened in this studio. But

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Speaker 1: my headphones have been working for months. I have not

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Speaker 1: had anything to complain about. It feels good. Well, Hey,

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Speaker 1: and I love your shirt USA, USA.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the country we live in.

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Speaker 1: The Olympics have come and gone.

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Speaker 2: Dude. Yeah, but our pride and our passports and identification

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Speaker 2: cards all come from this place. That's why we should

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Speaker 1: That's great, all right, you want to start it, dude?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Arnold, what's up?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Hey, how's it going?

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Speaker 1: I just want to hear I'm want to read you.

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Speaker 1: An email says, hey losers, I'm fourteen and just had

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Speaker 1: leg surgery. I've been listening since the beginning with my

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Speaker 1: older brother. I speak for all the truckers out there

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Speaker 1: when I say we miss Arnold. We need more Arnold.

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Speaker 1: Tell Arnold to get off Aruba with Abby and pull up.

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Speaker 1: I'll hang up and listen Arnold's secret lover. That's from Hudson.

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Speaker 2: Dude. I can't believe that I went to a Aruba

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Speaker 2: for the honeymoon. I don't can't say that I'd ever

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Speaker 2: go there again. It was kind of expensive. I'm glad

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Speaker 2: my parents paid for it. But then that's where the

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Speaker 2: joke came in our merch that says, take me to

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Speaker 2: a Ruba.

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Speaker 1: That nobody bought. Yeah, we really need new merch. We've

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Speaker 1: really got to design something. People are clamoring for more merch.

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Speaker 2: I've never seen something where it's in such demand. I mean,

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Speaker 2: a store of the stone business. So Dolly go to Memphis.

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Speaker 2: Dollar City. So there's Dollar Tree in Dollar General. I

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Speaker 2: love both those, but Dollar City made that up. At

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Speaker 1: They made up Dollar City, no shit.

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Speaker 2: So they have deals there and nobody wants it because

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Speaker 2: it's Dollar City. It's complete crap. Nobody wants anything bargain

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Speaker 2: basement at that store. But us. We have the demand

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Speaker 2: from the people that want stuff from us, and we

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Speaker 2: So it's the opposite a Dollar City is what I

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Speaker 1: Every day. I'm like, oh, we should design new March.

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Speaker 1: We should design New March. And guess what, we never

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Speaker 2: And what I've learned now from seeing and there's people

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Speaker 2: on these reality shows where swimsuit line, Oh nice. This

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Speaker 2: And I thought, Oh, that's cool. It's for this summer. No,

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Speaker 2: you got to do stuff a year ahead. It's like

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Speaker 2: seasons and stuff. Her swimsuit lines in twenty twenty five,

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Speaker 2: so they're already planning seasons ahead. We need to have

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Speaker 2: stuff for not this summer, but for fall or actually

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Speaker 2: falls too soon. We need to start creating stuff for spring.

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Speaker 1: No, we need to have stuff for winter. We got

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Speaker 2: We miss winter. Winter's over.

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Speaker 1: I hate saying no one would buy a winter jacket

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Speaker 1: that says sort losers on it. I mean that would

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Speaker 1: be the biggest waste of time. But we could come

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Speaker 2: And I believe the sayings sell themself. Maybe there's some

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Speaker 1: I think we'll do it live.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's there's stuff that we can do. And then

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Speaker 2: we just need to have a call with our LA office.

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Speaker 2: And that's how we develop it.

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Speaker 2: That's the sweatshirt right that we remember last time we

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Speaker 2: needed about five ideas. That's where we got take him

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Speaker 1: He said, like your pastor now, or your pastor when

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Speaker 2: Pastor now, he's in the The Romans used to be

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Speaker 2: track records and stuff. The sore Losers are ninety nine

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Speaker 2: how much foresight we have. We're worse than the Romans.

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Speaker 1: I am impressed that you actually pay attention when you

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Speaker 2: It's pretty good and they have a coffee bar there.

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Speaker 2: It goes hand in hand. It makes you you're thinking

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Speaker 2: you're hearing a good sermon. You know he's coming down

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Speaker 2: on you. There's freaking ten thousand people there. Excuse me, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So when you go, do you sit up front? You

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're always They're always saying hi to somebody.

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Speaker 2: There's a guy Baser used to go to Pope John

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Speaker 2: Paul with and he spotted us and he goes, DMD

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Speaker 2: or he goes, hey, sorry about that message. I hope

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Speaker 2: Ray wasn't offended because there was a oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: Oh and I got the.

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Speaker 2: Audio and everything, and he goes, I hope Ray wasn't offended. Oh, Ray,

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Speaker 1: That's awkward. All right, can we start it, dude, I've

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Speaker 2: Arnold hit that clip for.

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Speaker 4: Me, Get it just right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's where you're hitting Abbey. We don't want

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Speaker 2: Well, we have new lights here in the studio and

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Speaker 2: they keep getting bright.

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Speaker 1: I was so damn bright. I went, whoa, I need

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Speaker 2: That is a cool thing to do.

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Speaker 1: I do like when they do that.

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Speaker 2: All right, Arnold, just hit the button. You don't got

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Speaker 3: We're gonna do it live. We are the one two

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Speaker 3: three sore losers. Say it again, Arnold's what up, everybody?

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Speaker 1: Oh, I accidentally hung up by a mental press too.

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Speaker 1: Dang it, lunch Boss, you on my blood. All right,

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Speaker 1: what's up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 2: Genius, y'all, it says. And I'm gonna try and keep

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Speaker 2: the perfect game. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.

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Speaker 2: But then I told her we don't have a fence.

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Speaker 2: Maybe it's a docsin, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: But so you went picked it out, filled out the

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Speaker 1: I don't know how you do that. But that's okay.

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Speaker 1: You don't need to have a fence to have a dog.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're just not ready for that. We jumped the

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Speaker 1: Then say that they've got more issues than the dogs.

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Speaker 1: And Cindy and her boyfriend come to my parents' house.

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Speaker 2: And Cindy in Sales of the powder kind.

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Speaker 1: Cindy and her boyfriend came to my parents' house and

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Speaker 2: And then they head out. Would they ever stay the night? Now?

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Speaker 4: Then?

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Speaker 1: They then they set them on their then they went

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Speaker 2: That's nice.

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Speaker 1: I mean, daddy, see that is crazy though, So you

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Speaker 1: And then she picked her up, brought her home, let

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Speaker 2: Dude, Now I don't because of all these bayser would

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Speaker 2: I wonder why I became so generous. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: When I first moved to Texas, it'd be people walking

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Speaker 2: But now there's all these new killing movies and shows.

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Speaker 1: It's just bad news.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how bad it could turn. How much it's more

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Speaker 2: it was just oh, guy down on his luck, let

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Speaker 2: it was college kids. You never realize how appreciative these

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Speaker 2: Sometimes you don't realize how appreciative people are and how

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Speaker 1: People don't expect to ride when you roll up next

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Speaker 2: We've changed now to where you don't hitchhike anymore and

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Speaker 2: It was a nicer It wasn't as known. You didn't

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Speaker 2: now you. Oh yeah, some guy in New York murdered.

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Speaker 2: But the face of a woman on is for a face?

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Speaker 1: Oh, he's hitchhiking. Oh is that a truck pulling over

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Speaker 2: My fault in the sixties though, it was he needs

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Speaker 1: It's a weird, weird times. We're gonna take a break,

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Speaker 1: and I got stories from the pool man, sad pool

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Speaker 1: It's sad, right. We're in the last week of pool season.

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Speaker 2: Just gave me an idea. I'm doing that and can't

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Speaker 1: Well, hey make the bridge and here she'd be like,

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Speaker 2: Was it a game? Though?

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Speaker 1: But what's the game?

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Speaker 2: Just trying to get out how many times can you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and what happens he has he starts losing his

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Speaker 2: That's the problem.

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Speaker 1: And the fact that he was looking up at the bridge. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, people are weird. What games are y'all playing? Rings?

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Speaker 1: Ah? We do throw some rings down to the bottom

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Speaker 2: We were always sports. You're always throwing a ball. We

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Speaker 1: Here's the problem. My kids aren't tall enough to catch

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Speaker 1: No, he can stand, but it's not like he's just

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Speaker 1: We're still in the efancy stage of learning how to swim.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm talking about kids. I don't even know what

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Speaker 2: And also how sad and far and not a good

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Speaker 1: Here's the problem. Here's the thing though, I will say

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Speaker 2: Yeah, under the bridge carriage, she was hot. So that's

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Speaker 2: what that just changed it.

440
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,840
Speaker 1: That made it even more awkward to me that she.

441
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,480
Speaker 2: If I go under the golden gate, she.

442
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:05,600
Speaker 1: Had a white bikini on and she's just standing there

443
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,080
Speaker 1: all right, going to the bridge. And then he'd swim

444
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:09,520
Speaker 1: back under the bridge and I was just like, I

445
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,400
Speaker 1: don't look at this. What is under the bridge?

446
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:15,160
Speaker 2: Honey, I've been totally consumed with this.

447
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:18,560
Speaker 1: I said, this is very disturbing to watch, and she said, no,

448
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,680
Speaker 1: it's a mother and son bonding at the pool. There's

449
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,520
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with her.

450
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:25,159
Speaker 2: She goes under the bridge. She says it out loud.

451
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,359
Speaker 2: You're over there, buyer. You walk near her and go well,

452
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,160
Speaker 2: London Bridge.

453
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:33,800
Speaker 4: Is falling, falling back London.

454
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,919
Speaker 2: Gosh. There were so many opportunities for you to be creepy,

455
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,399
Speaker 2: and you controlled yourself. I'm proud of you.

456
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,159
Speaker 1: But is that the Golden Gate Bridge? Is that the

457
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:43,560
Speaker 1: Is there another bridge? You know the name of it?

458
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,679
Speaker 2: What are you all playing? Suez Canal?

459
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:49,919
Speaker 1: That was my trip to the pool. That was my

460
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:52,040
Speaker 1: I was just like, this is so weird and awkward.

461
00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:54,720
Speaker 1: I bill gross and I don't know. I don't.

462
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:57,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess that was perfect for the story, but

463
00:20:57,160 --> 00:21:00,439
Speaker 2: didn't picture her as hot. I think it's all right.

464
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,840
Speaker 1: Now you're okay with it.

465
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,320
Speaker 2: I assume she was three hundred pounds. That's what I

466
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,400
Speaker 2: in the Theater of the mind, dude, and I thought

467
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,600
Speaker 2: about your pool is indoors again? Was it outdoors?

468
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,600
Speaker 1: The pool is outdoor rate.

469
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,800
Speaker 2: I thought the YMCA pool.

470
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:19,920
Speaker 1: Yet the community pool is outside like the city pool

471
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Speaker 1: does not have indoor pools.

472
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,480
Speaker 2: They don't have indoor pool that's crazy. I almost pictured

473
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Speaker 2: opry Land, that sound waves thing they have, and a

474
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Speaker 2: big mom there with her kid. She's still working off

475
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,840
Speaker 2: the tummy weight and then the kid's going under the bridge.

476
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:35,399
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, she's he's thirteen fourteen night. There's no

477
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:36,280
Speaker 1: tummy wait anymore.

478
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,600
Speaker 2: Go ahead and throw up a picture on our Instagram

479
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:39,040
Speaker 2: of her.

480
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:40,439
Speaker 1: I didn't take a picture.

481
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:41,880
Speaker 2: That would have been big for the site.

482
00:21:42,119 --> 00:21:44,680
Speaker 1: Hey, how creepy would that have been? Hey? Snapping a

483
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Speaker 1: photo of some random lady at the pool.

484
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:49,800
Speaker 2: I mean, there's worse accounts out there. If that's what

485
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:52,360
Speaker 2: shuts us down, then so be it. Oh you want

486
00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:56,439
Speaker 2: an email, Yeah, let me hit it. Hey O.

487
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Speaker 1: The new logo goes hard the pod Coachers longtime listener,

488
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:06,159
Speaker 1: fifth time emailer. I'll hang up and listen after Arnold

489
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:09,879
Speaker 1: gives me a shout out. Much love, Gabriel from the

490
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:12,760
Speaker 1: from Ohio. One of these days I'll make it to

491
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:16,040
Speaker 1: Coaches Convention. No you won't, Gabriel. Everyone always says, one

492
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,160
Speaker 1: of these days I'll make it somewhere and you never

493
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,400
Speaker 1: make it somewhere. It's sort of like my guy that, hey,

494
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,320
Speaker 1: one of these days we're gonna play golf. We ain't

495
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,800
Speaker 1: get ever play damn golf. Me and that dude are

496
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:29,960
Speaker 1: never gonna play golf. Uh, Larry, yeah, you and Jerry? Yeah,

497
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,880
Speaker 1: Jerry or Larry don't remember. Let me check, dude.

498
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:36,080
Speaker 2: Me and Jerry, me and Justin have turned into that.

499
00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:38,560
Speaker 2: We just talk about golf more than we actually go golf.

500
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,840
Speaker 2: Why different parts of the city you called it.

501
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:43,399
Speaker 1: It's hard.

502
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:46,200
Speaker 2: He's trying to get me to go to the west side.

503
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,000
Speaker 2: I always recommend the places on the north.

504
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,000
Speaker 1: I did get. I go play golf the other day

505
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:55,880
Speaker 1: and I go into the clubhouse. I'm like, oh, yeah,

506
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:57,359
Speaker 1: just a single see if you can get me in.

507
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,120
Speaker 1: The guy's like, oh yeah, we can, we can get you.

508
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:04,080
Speaker 2: What about your trick? What you hit him with the

509
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 2: golfing for two and then you just say the other

510
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,120
Speaker 2: guy canceled.

511
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,720
Speaker 1: Well, this was just a walk up. I went, yeah,

512
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:13,239
Speaker 1: you know what, because usually if you if you make

513
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:17,360
Speaker 1: a tea time online and it is Jerry, uh, they

514
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,240
Speaker 1: you put two and then you show up with one.

515
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:20,680
Speaker 1: That way you can get a tea time.

516
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 2: And it looks like you have friends, but you really don't.

517
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 2: But you're able to get the tea time. And then ah,

518
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:27,479
Speaker 2: buddy had to cancel. He's got a power job. Fortune

519
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,680
Speaker 2: five hundred, just me today, thanks Beth.

520
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, last minute. He had something going on. Sorry, he

521
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:33,680
Speaker 1: got called into a meeting.

522
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,480
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk about it. Him and his wife,

523
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,320
Speaker 2: they had an affair. You hit him with that cots

524
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:42,080
Speaker 2: you coin. He ended up, he got caught. It was

525
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:45,200
Speaker 2: dick out of his pants. They're like, oh, oh my gosh, yes,

526
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:47,160
Speaker 2: it's just me golfing today. You put it on them.

527
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 1: I like it. I'm gonna try it, dud.

528
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 2: They no longer care that you're just a one person golfing.

529
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:56,160
Speaker 1: I really enjoy that. Hey, I'm gonna do that from

530
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,879
Speaker 1: now on every time. I'm gonna book for two and

531
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:03,399
Speaker 1: I'm gonna show up. Oh is your second person here yet? Oh? Actually? Uh?

532
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:09,520
Speaker 1: His wife caught him with another woman this morning? Or uh,

533
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 1: what's another one?

534
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 2: He got fired this morning from his job, and he thought,

535
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,399
Speaker 2: since his severance package is only two weeks, he probably

536
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:18,119
Speaker 2: shouldn't golf.

537
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,639
Speaker 1: He actually, he lost his job yesterday.

538
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,160
Speaker 2: But that's good that you still got your job here

539
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:27,200
Speaker 2: at the tea time area. That's good. Should be happy

540
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:27,720
Speaker 2: here employed.

541
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:29,440
Speaker 1: And then they're still like, oh, we're still gonna to

542
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:31,440
Speaker 1: charge you for two, sir. No, no, no, no, I

543
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:34,359
Speaker 1: don't think you understand. Oh, hey, is your is your second?

544
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 1: Is your second player coming? Actually gotten a wreck on

545
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 1: the way here? You hit him with no. No, that's

546
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:44,160
Speaker 1: the ultimate one.

547
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:49,680
Speaker 2: They would feel so bad. He died this morning, but

548
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 2: you're still golfing. You're getting a couple of mickeys from

549
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 2: the freezer.

550
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 1: That's it. Hey, man's uh is your second gonna make

551
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 1: it today? Actually he's passed? What do you mean? Yeah,

552
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 1: I got I gotta call this morning that he did,

553
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:13,560
Speaker 1: he just didn't wake up. Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. Yeah,

554
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 1: but uh can I pay for just one? Like you're

555
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:17,400
Speaker 1: still gonna play?

556
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 2: Well, well, sir, you're still gonna play through the route?

557
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, Tiger. Tiger would really want me to play

558
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 1: like I'm just like you know how like Brett Favre

559
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,639
Speaker 1: goes out and plays when his dad dies, and you

560
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,199
Speaker 1: know that's what his dad would want him to do.

561
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:33,480
Speaker 1: I think Tiger would want me to play around the

562
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:37,639
Speaker 1: golf today and I'll take two mickeys you're gonna drink. Also,

563
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,200
Speaker 1: he loved Michaelobultra, so I'm just gonna drink a couple

564
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:46,399
Speaker 1: in his honor. Okay, all right, man, that'll be forty

565
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,840
Speaker 1: two dollars and uh plus the mickeys, that's forty eight

566
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 1: bucks man.

567
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 2: Coach or you just hit him with just a total

568
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:55,800
Speaker 2: awkward cringe thing you go, uh yeah, his Uh. I

569
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,880
Speaker 2: don't want to say kid, because that's just feel his

570
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 2: elderly parent that was living at home walked off. It's

571
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 2: a silver alert. Oh, but I'm gonna play this round

572
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 2: and then I'm gonna go help him find him.

573
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,680
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna look and see if he's out here.

574
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:16,959
Speaker 2: Like, coach, you totally hit him. Now you're going for

575
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:17,679
Speaker 2: free golf.

576
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:24,399
Speaker 1: Like yeah, so his elderly grandparent, like ninety five, gray hair,

577
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 1: someone call him, looks like a Q tip went out

578
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:31,119
Speaker 1: to like get the newspaper and never came back. So

579
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:34,120
Speaker 1: they've put out a silver alert and I'm gonna check

580
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 1: holes one through eighteen to make sure he's not out here.

581
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,440
Speaker 2: Well, I'm actually here for a reason today to golf

582
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 2: because apparently my wife has been one of the people

583
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 2: here that's a member, and I'm heading out on the

584
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,240
Speaker 2: course to see if I can can find him.

585
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 4: Coach, you hit him with a crime scene. They're like, oh, yeah, yeah,

586
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:58,719
Speaker 4: you're good. Don't even worry about paying. Just head on out, Coach,

587
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:02,359
Speaker 4: you could put anything in their lap. Crime scene, kid

588
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 4: ran away, wife divorced?

589
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,880
Speaker 1: You not bad? Here we go. Oh is there gonna

590
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 1: be two of you today?

591
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 2: Well?

592
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,159
Speaker 1: I actually know us. I was supposed to play with

593
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 1: my boss, but they let me go yesterday. Then they

594
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,880
Speaker 1: feel sorry for you, like you're the one that lost

595
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 1: your job, and maybe they give you the free golf.

596
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 2: I like it. And yeah, and my severance package is

597
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 2: running out very soon. But yeah, I should still be

598
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,679
Speaker 2: fine today to pay. Is it okay if it's just

599
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 2: me going to hit them with the one person? Oh?

600
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,640
Speaker 2: By all means yes, yes, you're good. And I don't

601
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 2: really feel like talking anybody just because of the situation.

602
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 2: Can I just play solo?

603
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 1: Yeah no, Actually you gotta have two to play. But dude,

604
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 1: my dude, my friend died.

605
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 2: Man.

606
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:48,919
Speaker 1: He goes, sorry, man rules or rules. So I go in,

607
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 1: I say, hey, play around of golf. He goes just

608
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:55,400
Speaker 1: you Yep, he goes all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna

609
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:56,920
Speaker 1: pair you up with wolf Man out there.

610
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,919
Speaker 2: Oh, we're back to the real story. Yeah, okay, we

611
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 2: just did fake stories for five minutes. You can't transition

612
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 2: then into a real one without saying we're back to

613
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:04,119
Speaker 2: real life.

614
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:05,680
Speaker 1: All right, we'll take a break and we'll get back

615
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:06,719
Speaker 1: to real life right after this.

616
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 2: Jeez, all right, ray irl.

617
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,639
Speaker 1: Back to real life. So I say, yeah, just me

618
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:19,680
Speaker 1: and any chance you can squeeze a single in. He goes, well, actually,

619
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:21,920
Speaker 1: if you're ready to go, you can. In the next

620
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 1: five minutes, I can pair you up with wolf Man.

621
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 2: So I'm talking about I'm like, oh.

622
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,679
Speaker 1: Cool, cool, and he goes uh and Wolfman already has

623
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 1: a cart. I'm like, no, no, I don't want to ride

624
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:32,160
Speaker 1: with wolf Man.

625
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 2: Oh.

626
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 1: So I'm go out there and there's people on the

627
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 1: putting green. I'm trying to look for the guy that

628
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 1: looks like a wolf. Oh, because I'm assuming the guy's

629
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 1: calling him wolf Man because he looks like a wolf.

630
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 2: Arnold, good job with the how thanks man?

631
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 1: So I do I go Oh, I go over to

632
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 1: the putting green and I just kind of.

633
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 2: Oh, dude's pudding green.

634
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,480
Speaker 1: I was over there is the chipping green, and no

635
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 1: one looks. I'm all right, let me go over this

636
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 1: side of the green. Oh, because I assume Wolfman will

637
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 1: turn around nothing. I go back in. I'm like, hey man,

638
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: I don't know which one Wolfman is. I don't see

639
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 1: anybody that looks. I assumed you told me that wolf

640
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 1: Ben because he looks like a wolf. He goes, no,

641
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 1: it's his last name.

642
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 2: Oh.

643
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 1: He points to the guy, and I go out there,

644
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 1: Hey man, how's it going? He goes, and I'm Jason.

645
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 1: He goes, I'm wolf Man.

646
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. Dude with the nickname.

647
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 1: No, no, just give me your first name. I don't

648
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 1: need to know wolf Nan. That Wolfman is not your

649
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 1: first name, it's your last name. So we end up

650
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,479
Speaker 1: having to share a cart. He goes, you mind driving?

651
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 1: He's like, no, I don't mind driving. All right, I'll

652
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 1: drive the damn cart. This is gonna be an awkward

653
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:52,560
Speaker 1: four hours. Here we go, Wolfman. Dude, I haven't done it.

654
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 2: I think when they make you share the cart, it's

655
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 2: so stupid because you're both paying for carts.

656
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 1: You're paying for carts and I don't know this, dude,

657
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 1: I don't know his hygiene. I don't know what he's like.

658
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 1: What if he's a raging, you know, lunatic who gets

659
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 1: really pissed off. It's punching the cart when he makes

660
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 1: a bad shot, or he likes to drive really fast

661
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 1: and crash into which I don't need to be in

662
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 1: a cart with this dude. Whatever.

663
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 2: Only on the golf course.

664
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 1: Only on the golf course. They force you to just

665
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 1: get with a random stranger or the brothel.

666
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 2: Like if a woman goes to a coffee, Oh, yeah,

667
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 2: you're gonna be sitting right next to that girl. Yeah,

668
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 2: you guys are just side by side and chairs at coffee.

669
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 2: What I'll go walk and drink, Michael.

670
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 1: Can I get a table for one at this restaurant?

671
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're gonna share with that guy over there,

672
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 1: since he's already a four top, and we'll make it

673
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 1: a two top. Yeah.

674
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 2: The guy with the headphones, the laptop, computer, yep, and

675
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 2: all those uh yeah, and all the papers, newspapers. Yeah,

676
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 2: that guy, you're with him, You sit with him, so

677
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 2: all right, cool? All right, man, I forgot what they

678
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 2: called dude. I haven't read a newspaper in ten years.

679
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 2: My bad.

680
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 1: It's on the internet.

681
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 2: Now, folks, I've seen one of those things rolled up

682
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 2: with a bunch of news on it in a while.

683
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll tell you that. My my kid's favorite hobby now,

684
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 1: like they enjoy like when we go for a walk

685
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 1: or a bike ride, is if they have a newspaper

686
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 1: in front of someone's house, they like to throw it

687
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 1: up towards the door. So my four year old the

688
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 1: other day, we're doing it and he goes, dadd I,

689
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 1: can I throw this one? Can I throw this one?

690
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's fine, and he picks it

691
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 1: up and he I mean, a four year old has

692
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 1: no damn idea where it's.

693
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 2: Going, right, flings it except for Jackson Holiday and these

694
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 2: massive bushes, massive bushes, no way they're getting that news.

695
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh my god, I gotta go in

696
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 1: the bushes and try to find it. I gotta go

697
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 1: in the bushes to try to find it. So I'm

698
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 1: up in these people's bushes and I'm like, I can

699
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 1: see they have like a little ring doorbell camera, so

700
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 1: there's no doubt they're watching me on the ring doorbell camera.

701
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 1: There's no cars in the driveway, uh, And I'm like,

702
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 1: I gotta figure this out, and I'm in the bushes

703
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 1: looking and looking. I spend ten minutes. I can't find

704
00:31:58,280 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 1: the name of that.

705
00:31:58,640 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 2: That's where you've done went too far.

706
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 1: But they obviously have my kid on camera flinging the

707
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 1: newspaper into the bushes.

708
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,960
Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna say it broke a potted plant.

709
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 2: That's when you leave.

710
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 1: No, that's on the game paper boy. Yes, and so

711
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: I finally I never get I found that, didn't find

712
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,400
Speaker 1: the newspaper. I just left.

713
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 2: Dude. Newspapers, man, I always love Texas State USA Today's

714
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 2: were free there.

715
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: Ah USA Today. That's what my mom used to deliver.

716
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 2: Dude, you go into the lobby, uh Commons, I don't

717
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 2: know something right there, they'd always have stack of fifty

718
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 2: of them.

719
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 1: Get it.

720
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 2: Every day I'd read the USA Today. That's why I

721
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 2: am and who I am today.

722
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 1: I mean, that's what I used to do. When my

723
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 1: mom would let us be special special days. We could

724
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 1: wake up early with her, at like two in the morning,

725
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 1: and we'd go and we'd wrap the USA Today and

726
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 1: slide them into that plastic bag, and then we'd sit

727
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 1: on top of the newspapers, barely enough room between the

728
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 1: newspapers and the roof, and we'd sit there and she'd

729
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 1: let us throw them out the windows. She'd delivered newspapers

730
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 1: so awesome.

731
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 2: Can't tell you how jealous I was my friend in

732
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 2: elementary school. He lived in the city, so he delivered newspapers.

733
00:32:57,960 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 2: I lived in the country, so we weren't allowed to

734
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:02,239
Speaker 2: be the newspaper people. So jealous of him. You got

735
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 2: to wake up every day at six am, ball out

736
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 2: for an hour and a half, and then we would

737
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 2: all just schlep into school. And I hated him for

738
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 2: being the one that got up the earliest. And I said,

739
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 2: for the rest of my life, I'll never let somebody

740
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 2: get up earlier than me. And I proved that over.

741
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 1: Guess what you were worried about is who was going

742
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 1: to be the earliest to wake up. Yeah, that sounds

743
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 1: like the worst damn thing ever.

744
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 2: Dude, that was fomo before there was fomo. I didn't

745
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 2: realize it, but I was experiencing fomo.

746
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 1: It's like in college when I had an eight am class,

747
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 1: I was like, this is terrible. Why am I getting

748
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 1: up so early? Awful? So stupid.

749
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 6: Hey, Sarah, I gotta go to biology. Let me sneak

750
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 6: in some anatomy quick. You care if I study?

751
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,960
Speaker 1: And I'm going pajama pants to my eight am class

752
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: with a glass of milk, a pop tart, walk across campus,

753
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 1: go to English class at eight am. It was miserable.

754
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 1: I was like, this is so dumb.

755
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 6: Hey, Jessica, I got an anatomy quiz the day, you

756
00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 6: care if I do some hands on experience.

757
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 1: Then in the summer, I got a job as an

758
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 1: orientation leader and we had to be there at seven am.

759
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: And I was like, what the is this? This is

760
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 1: so stupid getting up so damn early. I hate getting

761
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,839
Speaker 1: up early. So then I get this job and.

762
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 2: I say, when do you smash cut to when you're

763
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,240
Speaker 2: on a morning smash cut?

764
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:19,799
Speaker 1: I get up and I gotta be up at four

765
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 1: damn am. I'm like what in the world. I'm like,

766
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 1: what I would take to go back to having an

767
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 1: eight am class? Now, I'd be like, oh my god,

768
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 1: this is so late.

769
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:32,359
Speaker 6: Hey Jessica, it's the crack of noon. Time to get

770
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:33,240
Speaker 6: up for class.

771
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 1: Oh messure ass up?

772
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 2: So back to Wolfman. Back to Wolfman, back at my

773
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,320
Speaker 2: Theater of the Mind. I was back in college.

774
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:43,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I mean we get to the first team,

775
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 1: trying to talk to wolf Man. Man, how's it going today? Good? Oh, okay,

776
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 1: so that's gonna be a long day, just kind of

777
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 1: talking to him, and I would after every time he

778
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 1: hit a good shot, I'm.

779
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:59,320
Speaker 2: Like, oh, were there a lot of ouh?

780
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,279
Speaker 1: He was pretty goo off the drive, but after that

781
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 1: it was pretty I mean it was rough. He could

782
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 1: hit the ball a long way on the driver, but

783
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 1: not anything else.

784
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 2: But I'd say, take him to the chipping Green. I'll

785
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 2: whip him into shape one summer.

786
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,919
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest. Ended up being a pleasant round.

787
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 1: Wolfman was in the military. Uh. He was from South Carolina.

788
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 1: He was just doing a little training here for three

789
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 1: weeks and then he was going to be going to Germany.

790
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:25,759
Speaker 2: Wow.

791
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:29,360
Speaker 1: Yeah. Wolfman was a real nice dude. He just he

792
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 1: decided he had been doing something in the military for

793
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 1: like four years. He's like, man, I just wanted to

794
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,840
Speaker 1: change my I don't know if they call it career discipline.

795
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 1: I don't know exactly what it was. But he was

796
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 1: training right here in Murphysboro.

797
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 2: What the hell is he going to do in Germany?

798
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:43,400
Speaker 2: Put down a stein?

799
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,280
Speaker 1: No, he had a buddy that was stationed in Germany

800
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 1: and said, dude, it's awesome over here. You gotta come.

801
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 1: And so he put in the papers to request to

802
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:55,359
Speaker 1: get moved to Germany, and he did, and I said, oh, man,

803
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 1: you're gonna take the golf clubs. He goes, oh, my

804
00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,799
Speaker 1: number one rule is if they're gonna move me somewhere

805
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,319
Speaker 1: the military, I tell him I got to be able

806
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:02,240
Speaker 1: to take my golf clubs.

807
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 2: And I heard those women in Germany they submit to

808
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 2: their husbands. Really, Ray, they're obedient.

809
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 1: Ray, they're dutiful, they're obedient, obedient.

810
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 2: I've been telling my wife she needs to be more

811
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 2: of a dutiful wife.

812
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,880
Speaker 1: Really, she needs to be more of a trad wife.

813
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,520
Speaker 1: What's that traditional wife?

814
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,280
Speaker 2: Morgan's in here about to kill us.

815
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 1: Trad wife they're the ones that cook, clean, they do everything,

816
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 1: and they succumb to their husband.

817
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 2: Not anymore. I'm like, my wife's like, hey, have you

818
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 2: seen my Stanley? Yeah, it's in the kitchen. Did you

819
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:35,240
Speaker 2: just tell me to kid in the kitchen.

820
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 1: No, I would.

821
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,919
Speaker 2: Never tell you to do that. In twenty twenty four,

822
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 2: I'll get it in the kitchen.

823
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 1: Unless you're Harrison Bucker. He would say that he would

824
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 1: say that. But yeah, So I had a pleasant round

825
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,360
Speaker 1: with wolf Man. Dude. I thought he was going to

826
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,799
Speaker 1: be very awkward and terrible, but ended up being a

827
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:49,839
Speaker 1: good eighteen nice guy.

828
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 2: Happened before I was with a ninety year old guy

829
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 2: one time learned he was a lawyer. He even made

830
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 2: jokes where he'd say, hey, if you hit those old

831
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 2: ladies to give you a hundred bucks's funny, hilarious.

832
00:36:59,120 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 1: I like it.

833
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 2: And you never knew that was gonna happen until you

834
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 2: were meeting him.

835
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest. Wolf Men didn't make any jokes.

836
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,319
Speaker 1: I mean he won the comedy type. I mean he

837
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:10,319
Speaker 1: didn't have that great of a personality, but he did

838
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 1: enjoy Oh he's like, after the throw hole, he goes,

839
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:16,359
Speaker 1: you really gonna do that every hole?

840
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 2: After?

841
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 4: Uh?

842
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 2: After the round? Did you salute him no and play

843
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:33,839
Speaker 2: him this gets Did you ask his thoughts on that? Nah?

844
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 1: I didn't ask him any of that. I didn't ask

845
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 1: him his thoughts on much.

846
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:40,360
Speaker 2: You guys didn't talk politics or the country, no religion, no,

847
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 2: just talked about life in the military and how he

848
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 2: loved it. He really enjoyed it, thought it was really great,

849
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 2: and I just wanted something different. I was ready to

850
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 2: get out of South Carolina. That is what he told me.

851
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 2: I heard when they go on to like certain places,

852
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:55,800
Speaker 2: they can just get them prostitutes. Ask him about that.

853
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 1: I did, and well, he'd never been out of the

854
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,360
Speaker 1: United States. He was going to Germany.

855
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:00,360
Speaker 2: That's why, you know.

856
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.

857
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 2: They do it differently there.

858
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 1: I have no experience. I don't know. I've not talked

859
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:09,799
Speaker 1: to any military members that have been getting prostitute. Usually

860
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:12,439
Speaker 1: when I talk to military members, my first question is not, hey,

861
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 1: have you guys ever got a prostituteude.

862
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 2: I just feel like some of them. I know, I

863
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:20,879
Speaker 2: have family members that are in the military, and when

864
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:22,360
Speaker 2: you go to some of these cities, they don't have

865
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 2: the rules and laws that we have here, and you

866
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 2: have weekends off, we just go get schlit faced prostitute.

867
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:32,760
Speaker 1: Okay, we got another email. Speaking for all the Spanish

868
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 1: speaking decent people, the proper way to pronounce dozer is

869
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 1: el dozer lunch. I feel your pain. When they announced

870
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:43,239
Speaker 1: Chris Paul going to the Spurs, I thought you were

871
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,479
Speaker 1: overreacting a little bit until they announced that my team,

872
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 1: the Denver Nuggets, are getting Russell Westbrook. They are the

873
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:51,800
Speaker 1: same player in my point of view, annoying and dirty.

874
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 1: One thing that he does have is he gives one

875
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 1: hundred percent effort. Keep up the good lifestyle stories. Danny

876
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 1: the electrician from Colorado, I know he was an electrician one.

877
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 2: We forgot enough of the tractors too. We did get feedback.

878
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 2: People can hear the podcast louder in their tractors. So

879
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:12,440
Speaker 2: that's goodness.

880
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 1: All right, here we go, Yo coachers. It's been a

881
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 1: while since we last spoke. I first wanted to say lunch,

882
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 1: you were right. The Yankees suck. And now here's the

883
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 1: bad news. I got arrested again drinking in public and

884
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:26,399
Speaker 1: public urination. It was just one of those nights Yankees lost.

885
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 1: I had too many corps lattes, and I really don't

886
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 1: remember much at all. I know that I was in

887
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:34,359
Speaker 1: a cell surrounded by a bunch of other drunks. All

888
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 1: I can say is that the Yankees better wake up.

889
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 1: I might die from alcohol poisoning if they don't. Thanks, guys,

890
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 1: and we love you. Don't listen to the haters. I'll

891
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 1: hang up and listen. Marco from the Bronx.

892
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:47,959
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't even know if that was real, fake

893
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 2: sad to cry happy?

894
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: What was that? I don't know. I'm not quite sure

895
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 1: if it was real.

896
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 2: He's worse off than some of the people we talked

897
00:39:55,719 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 2: about foreshadowing before the entire podcast about being homeless. Yeah,

898
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:04,400
Speaker 2: it's amazing what alcohol make you do. Marco could be

899
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 2: have the best electricians job ever. Is he the electrician

900
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 2: or did I blend No?

901
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 1: That was two emails together. Man, Danny was the electrician

902
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 1: from Colorado. Marco was from the Bronx.

903
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 2: So Marco does trash collecting in the Bronx. I have

904
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 2: no idea or rat pass control. My point is this

905
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 2: alcohol makes you get in the street and piss, similar

906
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:26,960
Speaker 2: to a person down on their luck. It's the alcohol

907
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 2: is one of the most unbelievable equalizers on this planet.

908
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:31,160
Speaker 2: And I'll hang up and listen.

909
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,279
Speaker 1: That was deep man. Yeah, alright, have a great day.

910
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 2: We're out.

911
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 1: Hey, I need to take a nap. Ray you have

912
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:38,359
Speaker 1: a wonderful day.

913
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:40,360
Speaker 2: And on that note, I'm not drinking this weekend.

914
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:48,279
Speaker 1: Yeah that's rap. That's a rap man. Good job man,

915
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 1: I'm tired. Yeah, that's rough.