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Speaker 2: I thought that was bad. It somehow got way worse.

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Speaker 2: seems like a count ole off series of unfortunate events,

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Speaker 1: You know when you said I was thinking of frozen.

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Speaker 1: What does the sweet man have to do with this?

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Speaker 1: Secretly has like ten baby mamas.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he does. Like the bro you move it

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Speaker 2: down and then you go to pound pound, all right, off,

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Speaker 2: I see you the ladies being like, oh love love,

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Speaker 2: You're so lovely, You're so lovely. You might be cool,

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Speaker 2: but that dick be warm, Oh god, warm the right place, sexy,

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Speaker 2: hot motherfucker made of snow, but my heart damn. Oh

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Speaker 2: oh dude, I want some smutty OLAF fan fiction. Oh god, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, if you, if you guys could come up with

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Speaker 1: the best muddiest OLA fan fiction.

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Speaker 2: We're here for it. We're here for it. We desperately

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Speaker 1: YouTube might take us down, but you know what, well,

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Speaker 1: we'll roll the dice for you, baby.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's what we do every day. We won.

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Speaker 2: We're one bad joke away from a total financial ruin.

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Speaker 2: That is exactly correct. Yeah, so please help Pratreon it's there.

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Speaker 1: So I twenty eight female, am currently nineteen weeks pregnant.

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Speaker 1: My partner twenty nine male, and I are very excited

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Speaker 2: No yes, oh yeah, we're trying for a baby. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I row dog my wife every night. O congratulation and

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Speaker 2: my wife. That's what it is. That's what it is.

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Speaker 2: It is. Hey, I'm not trying to beat around any bush. No, no,

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Speaker 2: we're beating something else. We're beating something else that bucks.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, jeez, Louise.

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Speaker 1: We announced a pregnancy a month ago at a dinner

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Speaker 2: As you should be when someone announces that they're going

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Speaker 2: to have a child, or that they're announcing. They're raw

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Speaker 2: dogging it until they do. Yeah, we're trying for a baby.

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Speaker 1: But Sae, yeah, but Sam, you know you know where

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Speaker 1: Karen Foreskr and sister. She immediately burst into tears and

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Speaker 1: asked me, how could I do this to her?

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Speaker 2: What? What? What? What is? I'm unsure of what Opie

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say that Opie's sister is in the right,

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Speaker 2: but David Attenborough watch the documentary, said stop having kids.

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Speaker 2: If you want to say the world all all the

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Speaker 2: sister wants is to say, be an environmentalist. Human that

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Speaker 2: just crapping to her people. Yeah, let's go. I'm ready

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Speaker 2: for the frog, the frog takeover. I've been waiting for

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Speaker 2: hopping him on them the lily wagon. After my sister

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Speaker 2: Excuse me? Like, well, yeah, what do you Why are

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Speaker 1: That'd be like, hey, I achieved my lifelong I'd achieved

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Speaker 2: Why I have no idea how I would react in

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Speaker 1: She started ranting, saying that I was always getting everything

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Speaker 2: I've worked hard for all that I have and she

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Speaker 2: you were raw dogging for months to get this.

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Speaker 1: Well well Sam. She also said she knew I got

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Speaker 2: I think that's actually why people get pregnant. I just

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Speaker 1: You find your your most infertile family members.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and you you been right? Yeah, yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 1: It's truly like the biggest flip flop, and like I

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Speaker 2: Like, oh, I know, I know, Like man, like, I'm

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Speaker 2: I'm glad that my my swimmers are they swimming? Are not? No?

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Speaker 2: I'm a little worried. Hey, yeah, it's like who if

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Speaker 2: it's a special fix down there. Oh goodness, gracious.

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Speaker 1: My sister screamed at me for five minutes about how

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Speaker 2: You know, the only way to prove that you're gonna

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Speaker 2: you kidding me? You're gonna be a terrible buddy? Who's

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Speaker 2: gonna be a fucking awesome mother?

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Speaker 1: Man, that would be a terrible prank show of just

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Speaker 2: What like just like pranked MT pranked cribs, dude, Yes,

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Speaker 2: Going to ruin it. You're going to ruin it. You're

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Speaker 2: It honestly could be. I think we should create it.

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Speaker 1: We should create it, and hopefully exhibit will sue us.

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Speaker 1: That would be that's the host of Oh No, I've

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Speaker 2: H Exhibit is like a name of a person. It

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Speaker 1: I have no idea what his government government name is.

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Speaker 1: If it was exhibit, that would be impressive. That would

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Speaker 2: That would be a thing to behold, much like something

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, my parents left with her soon after and

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know how you recover from that. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I let's let's pick things up. How about a round

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Speaker 2: and twister everybody? No, I just like I just rewatched

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Speaker 2: this is the greatest moment in the history of baby showers.

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Speaker 2: Like that's all you can say, right, Like I like,

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Speaker 1: Nothing else you can do. The party's over. The party

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Speaker 2: Nothing. I was really disturbed by my sister's reaction. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: could you not be a fucked exactly right your own sister? God,

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Speaker 2: did they have a bad relationship before this? Like I

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Speaker 2: wonder if this is like, is this random, like crazy,

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Speaker 2: You know, we always say that right to be red flags. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: there had to be, but she actually addresses it in this.

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Speaker 1: I was really disturbed by my sister's reaction because we

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so.

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Speaker 1: So she says, I mean, so the amazing out of

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Speaker 2: That's fucking nuts. Yeah, I like, I find that a

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Speaker 2: you're lying. You're yeah, I don't believe you the slightest you.

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Speaker 1: You deserve your baby shower ruined. Okay, Op has decided

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Speaker 1: I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 2: Obviously I'm not. Sam is dead serious. I'm dead serious.

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Speaker 1: But Kay called me the next day apologizing for how

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Speaker 2: That's nice. Maybe we got some reconciliation. Yeah, potentially. Sorry,

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Speaker 2: it's just backtracking. Yeah, you've read like six or seven

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Speaker 1: It. We have discovered so many things that are actually

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Speaker 2: Idea that like pregnancy jealousy was a thing. I guess

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not pregnant. Yeah, it's always there's this girl

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Speaker 1: Fucking crazy. Let's go, dude, Florida. Oh yeah, babies, pop

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Speaker 2: You can't compete with our babies, bro, Yeah, got the babies.

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Speaker 1: Then she started a big speech about her infertility, how

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Speaker 2: I believe until this point. Interesting.

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Speaker 1: So I mean definitely there that is a I don't

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Speaker 1: meaningful of like right, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Give it like a test tube baby or something, or

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Speaker 2: like a sea monkey.

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Speaker 1: Well, sea monkey, you just go to a seahorse and

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Speaker 2: Have you seen have you ever had a sea monkey? No,

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Speaker 2: what is a sea monkey? Oh? Bro, where's your childhood?

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Speaker 2: They're like like these little plankton that you pour in

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Speaker 2: water and then they like bounce around. Are they living creatures?

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Speaker 2: I believe they're living creatures. Yeah. Who needs babies? Who

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Speaker 2: needs babies when you have like you have sea monkeys

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Speaker 2: and then you have like a ton of like you know,

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Speaker 2: I guess so it's true adoption adoption. There are tons

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Speaker 2: right now, it's true. And and they're addicted to crack already.

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Speaker 1: Goodness that I think, Oh, because it's through the womb,

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Speaker 1: through the womb. Interesting, I've never.

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Speaker 2: Heard I was a whole podcast about crack babies. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Like like if you're gonna dream dream big, you know,

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Speaker 2: Know, but like like why does adopt a billion other

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Speaker 2: Would be kind of say, to clone yourself and raise it.

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Speaker 2: just like that's what you just said. You just said

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Speaker 1: Like it's like the irrational thought your friend, your friend

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Speaker 2: kill me? Yeah? But you are you? No?

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Speaker 1: No, no, that's a different whole different like soulds all situation.

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Speaker 2: I think I would actually, I don't think I would

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Speaker 2: It's just what that kid raised the clone of himself.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like like like you are me, I am you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like gravy, you've heard of steel your girl?

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Speaker 2: How about steal your old baby a whole level, fuck bro.

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Speaker 1: And that this meant so much to them, and I

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Speaker 2: I told him that my partner and.

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Speaker 2: So he hung up. That's an insane like line in

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Speaker 2: even better? What's equivalent? All right, Like let's just let's

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Speaker 2: Maybe maybe like it's it's so hard to think of

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Speaker 1: Your firstborn child worth that's the question. How many bugattis?

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Speaker 2: How many bugattis? Dude? Definitely a half.

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Speaker 1: Literally just cut a Bugatti in half. Here's my kid,

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Speaker 2: Wow, just just in half? Which half? Which half? Because

434
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Speaker 2: like when it had the engine right back the back,

435
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Speaker 2: you know, that's the engine part. That's the movie kind

436
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Speaker 2: of part interesting what trunk its? Yeah, I don't know

437
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 2: if I would trade my firstborn for Bugatti. Yeah, no,

438
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,719
Speaker 2: it's not the movie. It's not. What I've learned is

439
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:43,240
Speaker 2: John will kill his club father and he'll trade his

440
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Speaker 2: firstborn for Bugatti.

441
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:47,359
Speaker 1: We've basically learned that we see you thought this whole

442
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Speaker 1: time that we were like exploring these stories of these

443
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:53,399
Speaker 1: like just like my numbingly insane individuals went all along.

444
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,879
Speaker 1: I was the most insane of them all. That was

445
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:59,120
Speaker 1: that was my my big ruse that I've pulled doing

446
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Speaker 1: the show.

447
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:04,880
Speaker 2: Up on you here, usual unusual, suspected you how Kevin Spacey,

448
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 2: how crazy? But without the real problematic stuff just in

449
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 2: the movie exactly just just the movie Baby Yeah. Yeah,

450
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 2: I was also in Baby Driver. Kevin Spacey's in a

451
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:21,160
Speaker 2: lot of stuff, right, That's that's true. That's true.

452
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 1: But he said, Baby, it's just word association, just thought

453
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Speaker 1: of it.

454
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 2: True, true, true. He's not the best of handling those.

455
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:35,160
Speaker 1: Okay, once again, let's let's return to our to our our, our,

456
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 1: our hero or anti hero.

457
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:40,400
Speaker 2: My sister later.

458
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:43,879
Speaker 1: Sent me a long letter four pages about how she

459
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 1: always wanted to be a mother and could I consider

460
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Speaker 1: either terminating the baby or let her.

461
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:56,360
Speaker 2: Adopt my baby? Now in writing now in just pros

462
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 2: four pages worth, Wow.

463
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 1: How I should care about my older sister's happiness and

464
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:06,640
Speaker 1: how she would make a better mom, How the oldest kid.

465
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 2: In what world? Would you make a better walm? Like?

466
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 2: In what world?

467
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 1: Also like, how do you think that helps your case?

468
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 1: Like I would be such a better mom than you?

469
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:19,119
Speaker 2: Like why do you think someone would this? This woman

470
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 2: is so delusional. It's literally like what she's saying is

471
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 2: I would be a better mom than you, right yes,

472
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 2: And and the action she's taking is either you give

473
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 2: me your kid or destroy it or the baby is erased. Yeah,

474
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 2: like hello what what mother of the literally whoa go

475
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 2: opie no or go sister? No no no.

476
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 1: She also said how the oldest kid should have the

477
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:51,399
Speaker 1: first grandchild and how I could always have another baby

478
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:54,400
Speaker 1: since it was so easy for me to conceive.

479
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 2: Dude, if it's so easy for just let you know,

480
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,920
Speaker 2: give her your second issue for the second come on.

481
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 2: You know, just keep the peace right, keep the piece

482
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 2: for the first one, God ask for the second one.

483
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,399
Speaker 2: You have a better shot than God.

484
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 1: After that, she quieted down some and I thought we

485
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Speaker 1: were done with this.

486
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, I thought we were done too, Sam.

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Speaker 2: except it wasn't it never is.

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Speaker 1: She had posted my sonogram on her Facebook and captioned

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Speaker 1: our little princess. Yes, yes, she did that. She did that.

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Speaker 2: What it goes? I mean, how delusion? Like where do

521
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,120
Speaker 2: you have to go from here? In terms of delusion,

522
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 2: I don't know, create a whole like fan fixed story

523
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 2: of how you're raising this kid, like why I like

524
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Speaker 2: Sue Sue don't. I don't know, I don't know how

525
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 2: it's more delusional than this. Oh sorry, I thought you

526
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 2: were saying where to where does OPI's sister go with

527
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 2: continuing this narrative that she has this fake baby.

528
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Speaker 1: He do, Yeah, I got yeah. I mean I don't

529
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Speaker 1: know if you sue.

530
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 2: I was saying that, like, how much more delusional can

531
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 2: the sister be?

532
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 1: Basically, how much more she's at the like she's at

533
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 1: the she's at the the summit of insanity.

534
00:30:55,080 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't understand. I don't even Yeah I could.

535
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 2: I could see her like sabotaging her sister, like like

536
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 2: the Opie sister sabotaging op to like call like child

537
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 2: protective services or something.

538
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there's probably ways that she can she can

539
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 1: mess with her for sure.

540
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:20,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is where are the parents in this?

541
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 1: I think I think they come in a little later.

542
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 1: We're getting there. I was seeing Red. I texted her

543
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 1: and demanded that she take the post down.

544
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 2: To no reply.

545
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:38,720
Speaker 1: I texted her husband el no reply. So I called

546
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 1: my mother and told her what had happened. She was

547
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 1: able to make Kay take the post down. Luckily enough,

548
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 1: Kay has called me petty for calling my mom and

549
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 1: has continued.

550
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 2: To demand I give up my baby. Has the mom

551
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 2: said like no, like, what are you doing? I mean,

552
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 2: I guess the mom convinced her to take down this

553
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 2: host for pretending to be the mom. But yeah, I

554
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 2: don't know.

555
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 1: I sent her a letter explaining that I had had

556
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 1: enough of her nonsense. I am keeping the baby and

557
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 1: that I recommend she gets some help. I added if

558
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 1: she continues, I will not hesitate to call nine one one.

559
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 2: This week you say one? Uh? I have? My sister

560
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 2: is probasting her Facebook the matter baby, Okay, calm down, goodness.

561
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 2: Is it your first born and your second born? Yeah,

562
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 2: there's levels level born. You gotta just, you know, shove

563
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 2: it over second born. Maybe This weekend, however, was the

564
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 2: absolute last straw. What I thought we were sam straws

565
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 2: mm hmmm, we're we're we're.

566
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 1: Getting deeper into the We're getting into the seventh layer

567
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 1: of hell.

568
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 2: Right here. I thought we were out of straws already. No,

569
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 2: we count one more? What more straw? My mom and

570
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 2: dad have a spared key to the house, and while

571
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 2: my sister was over at the house for brunch, she

572
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 2: took the key. While my partner and I were at work, my.

573
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 1: Sister broke into our house and stole all of the clothing, blankets, nappies, bottles,

574
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 1: and pretty much every other item we had bought for

575
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 1: the baby, except the furniture.

576
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 2: Stole everything? What the fuck?

577
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 1: I mean?

578
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 2: Wait, this is getting actually really bad. No, like words,

579
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 2: this is escalating a lot. This section is I think

580
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 2: like that now is probably the time to press charges

581
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 2: or do something, because.

582
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 1: Like funny you say that it was later returned after

583
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 1: my mom found it in her car. I called nine

584
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 1: one one, but they told me I couldn't do anything

585
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 1: because I had no proof and because it all had

586
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: already been returned.

587
00:33:56,200 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 2: Ah. God, how about the broken window? This destruction of property, Like,

588
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 2: isn't that someone Uh, it wasn't broke. She broke into

589
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 2: the house. Oh so there's no like damage.

590
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 1: She just took moved it out, and moved it back.

591
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 1: My partner and I are moving in April, but I'm

592
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:17,200
Speaker 1: still scared my sister will find out where we live

593
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 1: and take my child. I get that she's upset and

594
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:24,360
Speaker 1: jealous due to her infertility, but that shouldn't mean I

595
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:25,759
Speaker 1: have to kip it my baby.

596
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 2: You are shut in. You are correct, God, good God, lady.

597
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 1: My parents know about this, and they have been doing

598
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:39,239
Speaker 1: their best to get her some help. She doesn't want

599
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 1: to adopt because she wants a child, that's her own

600
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 1: flesh and blood. God, I'm doing August and the stress

601
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 1: she's causing cannot and will not be good for me

602
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 1: or the baby. My partner is looking into a cease

603
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 1: and assist letter. Is there anything else I can.

604
00:34:53,560 --> 00:35:00,400
Speaker 2: Do or say? I'm scared for my baby? Wow? Wow? Yeah,

605
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:03,680
Speaker 2: Op for sure needs a restraining order. This is like insane,

606
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:09,280
Speaker 2: absolutely insane. Uh you all, we're lost for words.

607
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 1: So please please go into the comments and share how

608
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 1: one could possibly wrap their minds around the situation. I

609
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 1: don't even want to say or Angel because it's so obvious,

610
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: but just sharing your thoughts below, Sam what what?

611
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 2: Please? Okay? Please try? Okay, please go the sister obviously

612
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 2: a oh yeah, L huge L by the way, a

613
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 2: whole number two, but a little less because I mean, like,

614
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 2: I feel like he's just trying to be supportive, just

615
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 2: being that husband of the Year award worst person. I

616
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 2: would say, yeah, most ride or die, Yeah for sure,

617
00:35:53,520 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 2: ride or die for sure? Then Angel, honestly, Op like osivation, Yeah,

618
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:06,239
Speaker 2: like the straws Op, you've given them out way too

619
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 2: many straws. Yeah you need to be out of straw out. Yeah,

620
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 2: the too too many straws. You're fucking up the ecosystem

621
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 2: for the turtles with all these straws that you're given

622
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 2: out are bleeding. Yeah, those things are shoved up those

623
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 2: tur Why are turtles snorting all these fucking straws they

624
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,360
Speaker 2: just sniffing through? Have you seen that video of the

625
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 2: guy they taken out like crazy? Do that that straw

626
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:35,359
Speaker 2: don't end?

627
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like that railing cocaine with

628
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 1: straws at the bottom of the ocean. I'm trying to

629
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 1: there's there's there's a tie tie in, and it's it's

630
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 1: just it's just right there for me. I feel you

631
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 1: know what, OPI is the turtle, the sister is the straw.

632
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 2: You have to remove it, right, it's just so far

633
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:57,719
Speaker 2: stuck up o pie's nose.

634
00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 1: You just have to rip it out and guess what,

635
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:02,280
Speaker 1: It's got to be painful. It's gonna be a painful mess.

636
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 1: You have to completely remove it.

637
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:08,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good. That was good. I knew I was

638
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 2: like eloquent. Eloquent. Oh. I think like the parents seem

639
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 2: to be helping, but like not enough, not enough, not enough,

640
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 2: like they need to I feel like they need to

641
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 2: step in more. Oh, my god. Opie's husband seems to

642
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 2: be pretty supportive too. Yeah, but I want to know

643
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:30,359
Speaker 2: like where the parents are in this, because like, yes,

644
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 2: they helped in getting the Facebook post down, but like

645
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 2: I feel like the parents should be way more involved.

646
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: It's possible that well no, no, no, I was about to

647
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 1: say it's possible that they didn't know up until then,

648
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:44,320
Speaker 1: but she she burst out in tears at the baby

649
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 1: shower in front of everybody, so they at a bare

650
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 1: minimum kind of new. Maybe it's they didn't know about

651
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 1: the like request of like getting rid of the baby

652
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 1: or the adoption, but like still, you know, you.

653
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 2: Know, yeah, I just I don't know. I mean, maybe

654
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 2: they're not in tune with their kids, but like, fuck,

655
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 2: this is the this is this is such a crazy scenario.

656
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 2: And the thing is that like this happens all the time,

657
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 2: like seemingly like this is not an uncommon occurrence. It

658
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 2: really isn't. And I never knew about like like you know,

659
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 2: jealousy for pregnancy or pregnancy jealousy or whatever, but like

660
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 2: it seems like it is is Really it can be

661
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:32,440
Speaker 2: really tough to deal with if you're infertile and your

662
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 2: identity is tied to your fertility, which I think for

663
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 2: some women it is.

664
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 1: And oh I think this case too. It's like take

665
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:44,239
Speaker 1: someone who is just mentally ill, yeah, and giving them

666
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,879
Speaker 1: something like that to latch onto.

667
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 2: Right, right, and especially if they're like I wanted to

668
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 2: be a mother my whole life, like this is what

669
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 2: I've carried about towards yeah, and already mentally unstable and

670
00:38:54,120 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 2: then just snap. This might be the craziest. So in

671
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 2: terms of what OP should do, I have to imagine

672
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 2: like filing some kind of sort of restraining orders.

673
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 1: The next step just just remove, like by any means necessary,

674
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 1: remove them from from your life, block everywhere. Like look

675
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,320
Speaker 1: people on Reddit baby pulling that no contact trigger like

676
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:19,800
Speaker 1: it's nothing.

677
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 2: This one is no contact, this is no call, like

678
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 2: it's for the baby's safety, truly, Like this is the

679
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 2: I legitimately worry that this is like one of those

680
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:35,439
Speaker 2: cases you know how they say, like, uh, when when

681
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:38,359
Speaker 2: a baby's are abducted, it's usually always a family member, Yeah,

682
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 2: someone they know, right, Yeah, this is this is a

683
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:43,760
Speaker 2: case where it would be very easy, yeah, for Op's

684
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 2: sister to abduct this child, and she has motive She's

685
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 2: set out right that she like wants this kid, I

686
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:55,840
Speaker 2: would be I mean, good on them that they're moving,

687
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 2: but yeah, we need to take it like a step up.

688
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 2: And then also just like tell the parents everything if

689
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 2: they don't already know.

690
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:05,319
Speaker 1: I feel like her taking the baby's stuff was her

691
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 1: was almost her, Like it was like like the horse's

692
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 1: head in the bed.

693
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:13,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I'm letting you know what I'm gonna do. Yeah,

694
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 2: like you think like you think it's it's not that

695
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 2: much harder to take your baby, you know, or it's

696
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:24,440
Speaker 2: just as easy to take this diaper as it is

697
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 2: to take your baby, you know, Like that's what it's saying. Wow. Yeah,

698
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 2: we've had a lot of insanity. I would love to

699
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 2: know what you guys think. What should op do? Have

700
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 2: any of you guys experience like I think John and

701
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 2: I actually want specific encounters you guys have had with

702
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 2: pregnancy jealousy, Yes, because we've read a bunch of stories

703
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,799
Speaker 2: like this and it seems to be pretty common. So like,

704
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 2: if you guys have any it's the okay gang has

705
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 2: an experience with this, please let us know, because I've

706
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:03,399
Speaker 2: never been jealous of a pregnant woman daughter pregnanty playing

707
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,879
Speaker 2: it down on the line, yeah, playing his flag. No, dude,

708
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:09,360
Speaker 2: Like I mean, you get you get cravings. You're like,

709
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 2: ankles are sore, dude. Pickles and peanut butter, pickles and

710
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 2: pe That actually sounds like a dope combo. But like,

711
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:20,280
Speaker 2: besides that, everything else, everything else sounds like it's difficult

712
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 2: to deal with, I believe. So, yeah, shout out to

713
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 2: my ladies out there. That's right, all the ladies, all

714
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:31,279
Speaker 2: the shout out to the ladies. I don't want your

715
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 2: first born. No. I faked what hospital the baby was

716
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 2: being born at, so my entitled mother would show up

717
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 2: at the wrong one. She freaked out and was detained

718
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:48,279
Speaker 2: by security. Okop, this is Okayop. I'm Samuel Donner and

719
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 2: I'm Josh Fry and we tell the funniest stories on

720
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 2: the internet. And John, have you ever done like ancestry

721
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 2: dot com or twenty three and meters or anything like that?

722
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,880
Speaker 1: I really wish I did, because, as we both well know,

723
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,840
Speaker 1: white people are and I have no real idea what

724
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:02,279
Speaker 1: I am.

725
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 2: I recently found out what I was. My mom did

726
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:05,720
Speaker 2: twenty three.

727
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 1: And me, Oh, oh that's right, because it'll work if

728
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: to anyone in your close family.

729
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right, right. My mom like looked it up

730
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,799
Speaker 2: and the only thing that I really remember is I

731
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,239
Speaker 2: am a little bit Irish, a little bit German, and

732
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,720
Speaker 2: I am one percent to Nigerian rocket.

733
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:21,799
Speaker 1: It no hate or shame on you, but that is

734
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 1: the first thing that you see on like Twitter is

735
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 1: why people being like, yo, I'm one percent this African.

736
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 2: Good, let's go. Yes, I definitely fall into that category.

737
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:35,439
Speaker 2: But I appreciate my mom for uh, you know, telling

738
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:38,600
Speaker 2: me it's really good. It's interesting to know. But I

739
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:42,480
Speaker 2: have a story about moms that are not good ooh,

740
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:45,439
Speaker 2: and are way more entitled and don't care about any

741
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:49,360
Speaker 2: kind of ancestry. Oh goodness. I faked what hospital the

742
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 2: baby was being born at, so my entitled mother would

743
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 2: show up at the wrong one. She freaked out and

744
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 2: was detained by security.

745
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:59,839
Speaker 1: I don't have a child, but I typically imagine that's

746
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: not how childbirth goes.

747
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,399
Speaker 2: It's not how it should go, John, It's not how

748
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,880
Speaker 2: it should go. So my sister went into the hospital

749
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 2: to be induced and had her baby. So i'm officially

750
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:14,840
Speaker 2: and uncle. Now congrat Sophie. Hey, yo, let's go a

751
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 2: pee to a wonderful little baby boy. But here's how

752
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 2: things went down. Oh, my sister went in on Saturday

753
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 2: to be induced, and like so many of you guessed,

754
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 2: entitled mother went rushing to the hospital the moment she

755
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,359
Speaker 2: found out. I first got word from the neighbor who

756
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,879
Speaker 2: lives across the street from entitled mother that she came

757
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 2: rushing out and got in her car to drive off

758
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 2: like a mad woman. Yes, she's not afraid enough of

759
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 2: our restraining orders against her. Restraining orders. When do you

760
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 2: have a restraining order against your mom? That's when you

761
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 2: really know you have a helicopter parent. But it didn't matter.

762
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:50,359
Speaker 2: The hospital she went running to wasn't the one we

763
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:53,240
Speaker 2: were at. Instead, we went to one fifty miles away

764
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 2: and said online that the birth was going to be

765
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 2: at a local hospital. On the chance that entitled Mother

766
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 2: was still ghosting her social media is we stated the

767
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 2: wrong hospital on purpose to throw her off the scent.

768
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,320
Speaker 2: From what I found out, she went to the maternity

769
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:10,360
Speaker 2: ward of our local hospital and made a huge scene

770
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 2: of telling them to let her in until they convinced

771
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 2: her we weren't there, and then she was promptly escorted

772
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:18,280
Speaker 2: out by security.

773
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 1: Can you imagine a woman just yelling, my where's my daughter,

774
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 1: and they're just like, maybe.

775
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 2: Ma'am, this person isn't. I don't know what to tell you.

776
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:33,799
Speaker 2: My sister was in labor for twenty seven hours, yo out.

777
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 2: I got no sleep that night. I, with the help

778
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 2: of my girlfriend, coordinated almost everything right down to the hotel.

779
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 2: We stayed out for a couple of days and we

780
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:43,880
Speaker 2: only just got home this morning. During the birth, I

781
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 2: waited around the hospital like a guard dog in case

782
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,760
Speaker 2: entitled mother somehow figured out where we were. I packed

783
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 2: a taser. Man's about to tase his mom? Tase your

784
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 2: own mother. I packed a taser while patrolling the parking lot,

785
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 2: but I wasn't allowed to carry it inside. Thankfully we

786
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 2: had guards on high alert in advance. After explaining this

787
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 2: situation to hospital staff, I brought my old game Boy

788
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 2: Advance and it's charge cord with me to play Metroid

789
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:13,359
Speaker 2: Fusion and Mario Kart while sitting around in the waiting room.

790
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:15,919
Speaker 2: Very nice. I still love playing on that old game boy.

791
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 2: Which OPI, whatever you have to do to get through

792
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 2: this entitled mother ruine, you do what she got to do,

793
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 2: hopefully without tasing anybody. As soon as we were home

794
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 2: this morning, we told the whole story to family on

795
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:29,760
Speaker 2: social media, putting mom on blast. There's no way entitled

796
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 2: mother wasn't watching, so she likely knows the gender of

797
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:35,320
Speaker 2: the baby by now, since she would have willingly violated

798
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,880
Speaker 2: the restraining orders both my sister and I have against

799
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 2: her by going to the hospital she thought we were at.

800
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:43,879
Speaker 2: My lawyer has already sent her a seasoned assist letter

801
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 2: for it, so she'll know that we know what she

802
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:50,760
Speaker 2: tried to do. We're all of the belief that entitled

803
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 2: mother was holding out hope that my sister would have

804
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,880
Speaker 2: a baby girl, But my sister and future brother in

805
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 2: law held off telling any of us the gender of

806
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,319
Speaker 2: the baby before it was born. I don't really blame

807
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 2: them for not saying not with entitled mother watching. If

808
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 2: they said it was a boy sooner, entitled Mother probably

809
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 2: wouldn't have believed it. But now with the baby photos

810
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 2: up for all the family to see, there's no way

811
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,800
Speaker 2: entitled Mother will deny it now regardless. I'm going to

812
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:19,640
Speaker 2: keep my taser close. Stop. That's not the ending note

813
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:22,360
Speaker 2: of the story. Okay, I'm sorry, I don't know what

814
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 2: your mother did you, but do you really have to taser?

815
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:28,760
Speaker 2: Got a taser? She's got too close restraining order fifty

816
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 2: feet away. Wonder man. Yeah, we need we need to

817
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 2: We need to comb through Crackle Crackle Tom's discography on

818
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 2: which is his name is Cragle Tom. He has got

819
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 2: some story, He's got some stories on their stories for sure.

820
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,439
Speaker 2: You need to know why he has a restraining order

821
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:50,439
Speaker 2: and a taser for Please release your memoir right now.

822
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 2: But you know what you should always release into the world,

823
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:59,480
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824
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826
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827
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