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Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after the hour,

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Speaker 1: Get ready for today's crazy a Strawberry letter. But up next.

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Speaker 1: Come on, nephew, what you got for the prank today?

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Speaker 1: Dr Petrie? I need some help? Dr Petrie. I need

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Speaker 1: some help. Hello, I'm trying to rich Dr Petrie. Please,

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Speaker 1: this is Dr Petrie, Dr Petrie. I'm My name is

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Speaker 1: a Jared Jared, and I was hoping you can help me.

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Speaker 1: I would have would have would have would a problem

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Speaker 1: that I have? Okay, hello Jared, um, I would love

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Speaker 1: to help you out with a problem. Unfortunately, though, I

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Speaker 1: am but this is my personal number. How did you

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Speaker 1: get this number? Somebody gave me this number so I

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Speaker 1: could call you and and and try to get some

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Speaker 1: counseling from you, because I gotta I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm really in a bad situation right now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I can I can recognize that that you're in a

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Speaker 1: bad situation. But how did you get my number? This

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Speaker 1: is my personal line? Who gave you my number? Are you?

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Speaker 1: You're the doctor that you're the counselor to help people

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Speaker 1: with with with with with situations. And problems and stuff. Right, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I am Jared. What can I do for you? Jared? Uh,

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Speaker 1: I got a problem that just seemed like I'm just

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Speaker 1: you know, I've been married to my wife for six years. Okay, wait,

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Speaker 1: wait wait Jared, Now this what you're what you're about

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Speaker 1: to get into. You're about to you want to go

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Speaker 1: into a counseling session, and so in order to do that,

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Speaker 1: I do that through making an appointment all of that.

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Speaker 1: But to you, you don't understand I'm trying to. What

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you is that I gotta sit

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Speaker 1: away and I know it's gonna happen again the night

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Speaker 1: because it's been happening all the time. I'm just I

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Speaker 1: just need to if you could just give me a

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Speaker 1: little bit of help and then I'll come in next week.

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Speaker 1: But I mean, I just need you to tell me

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Speaker 1: how to handle my problem and then I'll come in

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Speaker 1: next week. I just I just I need this bad

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Speaker 1: right now, Jared. Jared, Jared, I need you to focus. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I don't do this over the phone, However, it sounds

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Speaker 1: to me like you need I need you. Can you

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Speaker 1: can you be there for me just for a Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm here us for calling you and disrupting your weekend,

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Speaker 1: But can you help me out? I don't know what's

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Speaker 1: going on. Someone gave this lloll him I'll call him back. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm here, Jared, Dr Patriot, I'm here. Tell me telling

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Speaker 1: what's going on? Jared. I'm here to listen to you. Okay, listen.

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Speaker 1: I've been I've been married to my wife for like

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Speaker 1: six years now, and and I don't know what it is.

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Speaker 1: But whenever, whenever we intimate, you know, I guess scared.

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Speaker 1: And I'm going to the closet and I got a

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Speaker 1: I'm scared. I'm scared of the intimacy between me and huh. Okay, Jared,

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Speaker 1: This this sounds like a particular case. Um, It's different

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Speaker 1: from anything that I've experienced thus far. And I want

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Speaker 1: to make sure that I address your no. We up

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Speaker 1: in the big league. Get not turn it back? What

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Speaker 1: lor will we live? You and me? Baby? Nothing long

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Speaker 1: with that? Okay, Jared's focus. You called me and you

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Speaker 1: need me. I'll be going. I'll be going through it

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Speaker 1: to be fo Okay, Jared. What I need to do

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Speaker 1: is I need to make sure three o'clock, four o'clock Rock, five,

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Speaker 1: six o'clock and o'clock Rock, Nor o'clock Rock. We're going

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Speaker 1: to rock rock the clock tonight. When the clock right,

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Speaker 1: you can win the band going down to tonight. Breathe, Oh,

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Speaker 1: how did you get my number? How did you get

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Speaker 1: my personal number? They gave me a number and said

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Speaker 1: you you would be the one that would that would

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Speaker 1: that would that would that would take care of me?

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Speaker 1: Come on, I'm here, okay, let's take a difference. And

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Speaker 1: you knew where you are. Then girls were girls and

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Speaker 1: men were men wishing we could use the man like her.

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Speaker 1: But you'll right again. Let's me together. I want to

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Speaker 1: to help your situation. I want to help you with

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Speaker 1: your wife. But you you called me, and I mean,

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Speaker 1: if you're looking for a lifeline for an anchor, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to do that to help me. Do help me.

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Speaker 1: I know my wife is gonna leave me if I

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Speaker 1: don't quit doing this. Here's this story of a lovely

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Speaker 1: lady three barely lovely girl. Jared. My technique is a

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Speaker 1: fearless grou the mino would be lost, the mood would

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Speaker 1: be lost the minute. Look here, look here, I mean

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Speaker 1: you need need you to help me. I need to

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Speaker 1: get you into my office. I need to schedule appointment

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Speaker 1: with you. You need to erase my personal number from

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Speaker 1: your cellphone because he knows your name. Jared. Focus, Focus, Focus,

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Speaker 1: Jared Focus. There's a lot more going on here. But

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Speaker 1: why you're making now with me and all the game

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Speaker 1: learning from each other? Why we do our thing? Damn

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Speaker 1: gonna have a good time, Donna, Let Jared. My patience

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Speaker 1: is said up. I have no more patience with you now.

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Speaker 1: I need you to face fucker's and get it together.

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Speaker 1: Why why didn't you call me? Why didn't you? How

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Speaker 1: did you get my number? Why you supposed to be

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Speaker 1: the doctor. You're supposed to be the doctor and a doctor,

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Speaker 1: don't question my credentials. Show man, you called me. I

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Speaker 1: want to help you, but this has gone on too far.

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Speaker 1: This gave me your number for me? Who Steve? You know? Steve?

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Speaker 1: Don't you? Now? Look? I want to help you, but

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Speaker 1: you are not allowing me to do so. So who

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Speaker 1: is Tommy? Who is Stephen? And how did you get

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Speaker 1: my numbers? On the rain? Now? It's Stephen on the

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Speaker 1: even on the radio, as in as in Tommy, Matthew, Tommy,

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Speaker 1: Dr you have been Pike. You know you didn't go.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, do you have a colleague named Charles?

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna ki Oh, look that I

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Speaker 1: can't believe Charlie did this to me? My god? Do

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Speaker 1: you know what time I you got what? You got

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Speaker 1: me flustered? I was recording you. Why you know that?

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Speaker 1: I gotta ask you something, though, what is the baddest

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Speaker 1: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

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Speaker 1: That's Steve Haven? Shut baby, Donna, fry in the kiss beans,

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Speaker 1: don't burn on the ground. I'm not even man does

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Speaker 1: out the fact of the life. Poor Dr Petrie, you

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Speaker 1: stop myself, Come on it. You're proud of your nephew.

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Speaker 1: Just stop busting out of him down So yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: leave me if I don't stop doing it now we up.

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Speaker 1: Keep you stupid, Keep you stupid. You do that running

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Speaker 1: a closet TV show? What's you think? President and CEO

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Speaker 1: of Team Tommy and appreciate that that's a compliment. That's

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Speaker 1: definitely a compliment to make this announcement. Jackson, Mississippi I'm

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Speaker 1: supposed to be there this weekend. The club is not

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Speaker 1: opening this weekend. I was the grand opening this weekend,

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Speaker 1: because that's how you grand open. You grand open with

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Speaker 1: somebody like me. Alright, alright, that's how you open. But

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Speaker 1: show will happen. But it's not happening this weekend. They're

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Speaker 1: working on some things. But nevertheless, the nephew is still coming.

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Speaker 1: As soon as I let you know, I will be there.

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Speaker 1: All right, We'll be back. Strawberry Letter coming up next