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Speaker 1: Forever.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Wow, hey guys.

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Speaker 3: We're here on another day that we don't usually record,

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Speaker 3: and this is a lot. It's very weird, you know

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Speaker 3: how like when you had to go to school on

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Speaker 3: like a Saturday, or you went to churchill like a Wednesday,

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Speaker 3: and you were like.

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Speaker 1: This is not it feels wrong.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that absolutely feels like. Right now, it's head scarves

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Speaker 3: and ashy ankles. Right now, it's just dryness and head scarves.

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Speaker 1: Yes, but I'm wearing a.

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Speaker 3: Scar because I need to wash my hair, which you

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Speaker 3: got a scarf for, said the same thing.

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Speaker 1: Okay, look at us smashing They got me out here

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Speaker 1: on wash day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, unbelievable. It's it's out of control, but happy to

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Speaker 2: be here.

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Speaker 1: We like you guys. Yeah, as friends.

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Speaker 2: We'll do whatever we can for the pod. We'll switch

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Speaker 2: it up for.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I guess sure.

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Speaker 3: That being said, we need to record some bonus episodes,

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Speaker 3: so maybe tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Yes, oh yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, we're being really professional with this podcast. Now,

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Speaker 3: it's a business. It's a business.

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Speaker 1: We had some checks come in.

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Speaker 3: Well it's a business now, because we finally got some

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Speaker 3: paychecks and I was like, well, I guess we are

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Speaker 3: we I'm doing. I'm signing emails into Sydney now with

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Speaker 3: the warmly or regards, warm regards all my best Maris.

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Speaker 2: I love it. I'm just giving you dash s.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Oh I love just an am yeah, symmetrical amp.

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Speaker 3: I'm ending all my emails now now that the checks

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Speaker 3: are coming in.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't, don't, don't go to dashing just okay,

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Speaker 1: so people know as per my last email, right right,

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Speaker 1: we ain't doing this.

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Speaker 2: Oh bitch, I'm so tired.

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Speaker 1: I can't.

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Speaker 2: This is too much. I have a day job, so yes,

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Speaker 2: let's talk about work. This was the first week of it.

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Speaker 1: And uh, it ain't for me. I just.

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Speaker 2: Days.

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Speaker 1: Yeah already, you not what.

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Speaker 3: Day jobs are not for me. I'm a night person.

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Speaker 3: I'm not getting up before noon less. It's a gig

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Speaker 3: that requires you know, extra zeros.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, Like, I'll leave my house early.

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Speaker 1: What time? What time you're getting up? What goes through today?

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Speaker 2: I'm getting up at seven?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm meaning up at seven, going to bed at

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Speaker 3: one point thirty probably, and then I'm getting up. Then

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Speaker 3: I'm getting to running to the train because the train literally,

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Speaker 3: how do y'all be on time.

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Speaker 2: I don't get it.

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Speaker 3: How do people who have day jobs be there exactly

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Speaker 3: the time or early? Because there's always something, there's always

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Speaker 3: a delay. There's somebody always throwing themselves in front of

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Speaker 3: the train. It's just pigeons committing suicide.

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Speaker 1: It's a lot pigeons. It's too much.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So you're okay, So you're up at seven, You're

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Speaker 3: out of the house, out the door.

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Speaker 1: At what time?

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Speaker 2: In order for me to be at work on time?

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Speaker 2: I need to live at eight forty five?

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Speaker 1: What time? Am I? Are you sprinting? You up from

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Speaker 1: seven to eight forty five and you still run it? Yes? Si,

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Speaker 1: you're not making breakfast?

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Speaker 2: Nope, I'm oh I'm putting my lunch together.

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Speaker 3: Oh you're brown bagging, yeah, brown bag sit? Yes, okay,

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Speaker 3: what's going in there?

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Speaker 1: In apple? A chocolate milk?

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Speaker 3: No, it will be an entree, a bisc off, and

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Speaker 3: some mango mango chips. Girl, what is going on with

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Speaker 3: these biscofs? Because them cookies is too damn dry.

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Speaker 1: There are they sponsoring you?

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Speaker 3: No? The way did you talk about them? I'm like,

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Speaker 3: Citty must have a new partnership or something. She got

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Speaker 3: a new You're trying to get a Bisco off bab.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to secure the bag.

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Speaker 1: I saw how bad the Delta snack bag is.

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Speaker 3: But if I succurred a Bisco bag, then Delta will

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Speaker 3: be like, oh, you want.

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Speaker 1: Some free flights. Yes, only that's not happen. Bitch. Let

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Speaker 1: me putting it in a universe. Fuck you?

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Speaker 3: Okay, you listen, speak them dry ass cookies into existence.

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Speaker 1: Friends speak it. I mean it's nasty, but okay.

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Speaker 2: How dare you speak?

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Speaker 3: Yesterday it was yeah, people were loving it. Also all

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Speaker 3: up in the they were like, ooh, the wig is hungry.

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Speaker 3: I said, yes, the wig gotta eat if I eat

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Speaker 3: the wigs eating. Oh my god, it's a long ass day.

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Speaker 3: I don't get out till six. I'm smiling. There's so

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Speaker 3: many white people that I don't know, and a lot

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Speaker 3: of dirty sneakers.

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Speaker 2: It's a mess, but it's great.

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Speaker 1: It's great. I love everything.

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Speaker 2: I already love it.

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Speaker 3: But we don't like dirty. These are not my dirtyss.

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Speaker 3: I thought I had my red converse on.

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Speaker 1: Let me let me put the clean white ones back

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Speaker 1: under the table.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of expertise, my expertise this week was getting what

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Speaker 3: I want, Getting what I want.

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Speaker 2: They took me to lunch.

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Speaker 3: It was like a welcome to the team lunch and

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Speaker 3: I saw the menu and I was like, oh, everything

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Speaker 3: and I was like, well, what's the limit. They're like, no,

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Speaker 3: this is celebration.

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Speaker 2: Get what you want. So I got the Alaskan Crab

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Speaker 2: king King crab, like.

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Speaker 1: Crack crab king.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm yeah, how they're gonna survive up there?

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Speaker 1: You ate the king of the crabs? I don't know, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Alaskan King crab. Yeah, that's what I uh. I feel

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Speaker 1: like eating crab is it's too much work for very

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Speaker 1: little pale.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Marie, we've heard that before.

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Speaker 1: I feel that about lobster also.

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Speaker 3: But I'm saying the crab legs is just like you

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Speaker 3: gotta like have good form, no no no, and like

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Speaker 3: you gotta work try.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 3: What you gotta do is you gotta go to places

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Speaker 3: that already do the ship for you.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: It was already scooped out and then put.

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Speaker 1: Back in the leg. It was real cute.

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Speaker 3: The sauce the saw they had like a ginger aoli sauce.

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Speaker 1: It was great.

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Speaker 3: Wow, Oh niggas is doing Ali, Yeah nineteen you aly gingerly, Yeah, clear,

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Speaker 3: just signus is right up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: He was at the Dutch and I was not paying Dutch.

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Speaker 1: It was great. Wow, oh my god? Wow? Right, what

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Speaker 1: were you an expert?

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Speaker 3: But tell us what the price point for the King

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Speaker 3: King of the Crabs was. It was like forty something

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Speaker 3: crab Live was there? What were the side no signs?

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Speaker 1: Johnish? Oh hell no? And you know I ordered a

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Speaker 1: burger two.

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Speaker 3: Wait, you had a yes, you gotta get what you

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Speaker 3: want sis.

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Speaker 3: So then the next day that was what was in

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Speaker 3: your brown It's crab legs. Yeah, scooped out, sticking out

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Speaker 3: the top of the leg like a baggette. Hello, wow,

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Speaker 3: I'm doing well now, Oh my god. Honestly, I don't

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Speaker 3: even know you. In twelve months, I'll be able to

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Speaker 3: predicting that you're gonna be.

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Speaker 1: There for the full twelve Who knows.

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Speaker 2: I fell asleep at work yesterday.

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Speaker 1: They called me. They called me sleep.

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh man, I was like whoh, I

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Speaker 3: had something in my eye.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: He's like, Sydney, you gotta go meet such and such as,

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Speaker 3: Like fuck, yeah, I was sleeping.

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Speaker 1: It was it was like three point thirty.

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Speaker 3: That's like a right time girl. Whatever, bitch, what were

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Speaker 3: you an expert in this week? What was I experience

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Speaker 3: at this I was a little bit shady this week?

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Speaker 3: But you know that this weekh yes, wow, you got

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Speaker 3: a new job. But you think you could talk to

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Speaker 1: Sis? Do I need to call hr?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Look, so there's someone that I work with who I

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Speaker 1: Okay, So what that means is I be showing up.

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Speaker 3: Already ready, right, Okay, yeah, but we always do that.

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Speaker 3: If it looks the way it look on camera, at

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Speaker 3: at sticking to my guns good because sometimes, as women especially,

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Speaker 3: we think that we gotta like tiptoe or like watch

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Speaker 1: To work, I do whatever I need to do when

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Speaker 1: I'm at work. This We're gonna do this on a Patreon.

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Speaker 1: On the Patreon.

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Speaker 3: This is the Patreon, gonna be gonna be there. Listen,

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Speaker 3: We're gonna have that move into like ten dollars.

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Speaker 1: If you want to hear.

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Speaker 3: This, if you want to get named, you gotta you

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Speaker 3: gotta bias King of the Crabs. I'm so tired of

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Speaker 3: you gonna being tired. Our guest today we walked in

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Speaker 3: together because she looked so slow and so tired on

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Speaker 3: the sidewalk in front of me, and I was like, uh, girl,

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Speaker 3: is that Joe And she turned in slow motion. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: she is a freaking funny ass comedian. She performs all

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Speaker 3: over the country.

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Speaker 1: Right, you'll be torn. I'll be singing you.

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Speaker 3: She's at the Comedy Seller. She's done our live show

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Speaker 3: a couple of times. She is our Did we say

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Speaker 3: honesty and being honest? Yeah, honest, she's our honesty expert.

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Speaker 3: Give it up for joyel Are we saying the middle name? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Nicole Johnson who clubs Snap Snaps? Hey ladies, good morning.

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Speaker 1: Hey you out a nine to five or attend to sit?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely not.

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Speaker 3: I'm living this comedy life full throttle. So nighttime last night,

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Speaker 3: I was on stage at about one am, twelve thirty.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so I went to bed, but I tried

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Speaker 1: My body looks amazing. I don't know what truly, I

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Speaker 1: I want to be like you on running Canyon in

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Speaker 1: I had to record. I had to report her spell.

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Speaker 1: They try to take my picture down? They did.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I think I muted. It was hate speech.

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Speaker 1: Well? I have an unrelated story.

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Speaker 3: And so I show up to I show up to

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Speaker 1: Oh no, you're He's.

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Speaker 3: Like, you're great, everything's fantastic.

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Speaker 3: You have because I'm doing a Rosie the Riveter. Yes

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Speaker 1: You're doing more than I was doing that.

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Speaker 3: Since I'm feeling I'm feeling a mama that you said

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Speaker 1: Okay, should we talk about what your hair is doing.

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Speaker 1: You're giving us, give us a street.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, give you Cleo. I was giving Cleo from seven

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Speaker 3: not not one of us. Okay, So the person who

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Speaker 3: So so so now I'm worried if my makeup is

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Speaker 1: You thought she was gonna look like a geisha? Yes,

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Speaker 3: It was stressful. And then the picture they chose, I

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Speaker 1: A picture, and we need to see this picture. We

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Speaker 3: When you get to a certain point in your career,

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Speaker 1: That you like. Well, don't let me see. Oh, don't

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Speaker 2: I'm so mad at them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh wow, I'm gonna cry again.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's just because I saw the other people

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Speaker 1: Is that your age? Wow?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they put everything out Sidney. Did you see the age?

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Speaker 1: No? I didn't even look. I was what is happening?

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Speaker 1: I were honest, honestly, I thought you were a lot younger.

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Speaker 1: A lot of people do thank you.

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Speaker 2: Well you as long as you look at that's all

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Speaker 2: I thank you.

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Speaker 1: We can't know. That's great that you couldn't tell about

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Speaker 1: They put a hat on top of that's how you know,

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Speaker 3: Here's a hat, but it'd be like a hat that

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Speaker 3: It was humiliating, and it's gonna be in a magazine

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Speaker 3: I shot something for like like Bravo with Candy Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. I was like, sis, did you put

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Speaker 3: Like, how did you put darker makeup on me than

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Speaker 3: Why do why do I generally look younger than everybody

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Speaker 1: Why did you put that wet and wild, shimmery blue

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Speaker 3: It's not even called for.

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Speaker 3: And now I've learned my lesson to be like, oh,

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Speaker 3: Because if I have to learn the lines, if I

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Speaker 3: Like because if you ugly, everyone expects that if you're ugly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Did you my base? Brup? I don't even know,

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Speaker 3: And and then it's like I have to spend my

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Speaker 3: should just have the color palette to go with. Why

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00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,359
Speaker 3: do I look so dry? And says how am I?

448
00:19:55,480 --> 00:20:00,240
Speaker 1: Am? I? Ashy and oily at the same the same time. Yeah. Yeah,

449
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,840
Speaker 1: it's humiliating, but it's nice to know now.

450
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,879
Speaker 3: But I also it also makes me see how people

451
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:07,680
Speaker 3: turn into quote unquote divas, because I'm like, oh, I'm

452
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:10,320
Speaker 3: never doing another shoot without getting the proof first. I

453
00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:12,680
Speaker 3: need you to I need to see what you're putting

454
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:15,560
Speaker 3: in this magazine, because how dare you? Like, like, who

455
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:16,439
Speaker 3: chose this picture?

456
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,119
Speaker 1: Did you tell them? Did I tell them?

457
00:20:18,119 --> 00:20:18,239
Speaker 3: What?

458
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:19,359
Speaker 2: How you feel about it?

459
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:19,520
Speaker 3: No?

460
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,119
Speaker 2: It's just like it's out, it's whatever.

461
00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:24,119
Speaker 3: I didn't you know, it's it's out and my my,

462
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,320
Speaker 3: you know, we just left it.

463
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:33,840
Speaker 1: Luckily it's not in an it's not vogue. It's gonna

464
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,480
Speaker 1: be like so what it is. It's gonna be a

465
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,440
Speaker 1: scene and it is gonna be like bitch, and I

466
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:38,160
Speaker 1: be like bitch.

467
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,280
Speaker 2: But but how do you do that in this industry?

468
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:44,479
Speaker 2: How do you? How are you honest but also like

469
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:45,600
Speaker 2: nice about it?

470
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:46,719
Speaker 1: Diplomatic.

471
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,800
Speaker 3: I don't think that you have to be nice if

472
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:52,119
Speaker 3: you're being honest, because being honest doesn't know that memory.

473
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:52,760
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.

474
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:56,119
Speaker 3: Being honest doesn't necessarily mean mean. Like now, when I

475
00:20:56,119 --> 00:20:58,679
Speaker 3: show up stuff, it'll be like a little It'll be

476
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,399
Speaker 3: a little, a little hairstylest. They be like, we what

477
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:01,639
Speaker 3: are we doing with your hair? And I'd be like,

478
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,760
Speaker 3: we already did it at home, right, and they'd be

479
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:04,640
Speaker 3: like oh.

480
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,360
Speaker 1: I'd be like oh, And then that's it. I don't think.

481
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:10,600
Speaker 1: I don't think I mean am I mean no, I

482
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,239
Speaker 1: don't think you're mean.

483
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,080
Speaker 2: I think you're stern.

484
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:16,080
Speaker 1: Stern is like a step right below me. Ye take it.

485
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:16,879
Speaker 1: It's stern.

486
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,720
Speaker 3: And it's one of those things like I'm gonna have

487
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:23,320
Speaker 3: to talk to your people instead of you if I

488
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,760
Speaker 3: want to get something through.

489
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,639
Speaker 1: I like that I put off that facade.

490
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:27,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, first of.

491
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:31,159
Speaker 1: All, you tall. If you're like six to two, you

492
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:35,119
Speaker 1: are really talking five ten a quarter. You know.

493
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,800
Speaker 3: I didn't realize what the height difference was until we

494
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:41,160
Speaker 3: hugged earlier and I was yeah. I was like, yeah,

495
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,840
Speaker 3: so let's talk about like, let's talk about dating. Sure,

496
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,000
Speaker 3: are you honest in relationships? What type of men are

497
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:49,639
Speaker 3: you attracted to?

498
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,200
Speaker 1: I'm attracted to men who will be mean to me

499
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:53,359
Speaker 1: and unavailable.

500
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:57,280
Speaker 3: I've seen just I mean ship Joeya, and I was upset.

501
00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:00,920
Speaker 1: I was like, girl, no, when what did I mean?

502
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,119
Speaker 3: Well, I mean one, we were at the taco truck

503
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:09,000
Speaker 3: and some stray animal was there. I think he bought

504
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:11,159
Speaker 3: you a taco, just one, because I need you to

505
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,760
Speaker 3: get at least three. No, no, I think he brought

506
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:16,359
Speaker 3: you a couple of taco Union pool but he just

507
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 3: looked mass shooter ish.

508
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,280
Speaker 1: So it was a white man. Yes, yes, oh wow,

509
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:25,600
Speaker 1: I remember that you were there. He had a beer.

510
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,359
Speaker 3: You have been drinking, Like, well, maybe I shouldn't be

511
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,680
Speaker 3: so harsh because you were drinking, so it's like whatever,

512
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,760
Speaker 3: you know, it's not as it wasn't like you were

513
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,560
Speaker 3: sober picking this dude, but.

514
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,959
Speaker 2: You picked him or he picked her. He definitely went

515
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:40,440
Speaker 2: up to her.

516
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:48,879
Speaker 3: Sydney, I feel so great. Okay, well, you know that

517
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:50,960
Speaker 3: if I show you the people that I've been with,

518
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:53,640
Speaker 3: you would be like, what, thank god you're with a woman?

519
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,720
Speaker 1: Yes, oh, thank god is one you know?

520
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 3: And that guy I remember that guy was so funny

521
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:01,840
Speaker 3: because I recently saw him.

522
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,400
Speaker 1: He came into the comedy so no, yeah, and he's

523
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,520
Speaker 1: a return customer. He came in to.

524
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,440
Speaker 3: Try to get a seat and he couldn't get a seat,

525
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:11,320
Speaker 3: and I saw him and I smiled because I didn't

526
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:13,880
Speaker 3: recognize him. And then he paused and did the thing

527
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,320
Speaker 3: like where he was like oh oh, and then I

528
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:16,760
Speaker 3: was I smiled, like what's up?

529
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,520
Speaker 1: And then as he walked away, I was like, oh

530
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:19,240
Speaker 1: that was a dude.

531
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,600
Speaker 3: Yes, So it was a fun moment for him to

532
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,960
Speaker 3: get rejected from the door and be like being about

533
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,480
Speaker 3: to go on stage, like body.

534
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,040
Speaker 1: Okay, this still feels very vague to me.

535
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think all of the listeners. Is this somebody

536
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:34,479
Speaker 3: that you dated? No, we just well, yeah, we went

537
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:37,040
Speaker 3: on like two dates. Okay, So then Sydney found out

538
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:46,119
Speaker 3: he was married, so you like married dude, you like unemployed?

539
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:51,199
Speaker 3: No unavailable mean married? Yeah, just unavailable? Yeah, and so

540
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,960
Speaker 3: that how did you find out? You know, as you

541
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,200
Speaker 3: get more talk get to talking, but I don't.

542
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:57,960
Speaker 1: I don't even remember.

543
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 3: It was like, well, my wife and I my WiFi

544
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,280
Speaker 3: is FI? My wife, my wife FI?

545
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:08,600
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah.

546
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,440
Speaker 3: It came out of conversation because I'm not the type

547
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:11,879
Speaker 3: of person you're gonna be able to lie to for

548
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 3: a very long amount of time because I'm honest and

549
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,440
Speaker 3: I take honesty out of people.

550
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:19,960
Speaker 1: I believe that, Wow, you can't lie to me.

551
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 3: So uh, you know, he was able to keep it

552
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,000
Speaker 3: down for one day, but on that second one, I

553
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,639
Speaker 3: was like, oh, well, where did he take you on

554
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,200
Speaker 3: the second day, because the first day sounded like he

555
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,320
Speaker 3: took you to a truck that we met at the

556
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,480
Speaker 3: truck we were already there, Yeah, we were already in

557
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:32,880
Speaker 3: the truck.

558
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,879
Speaker 1: Did he did he get Sydney's tacos? We already hate it?

559
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:39,479
Speaker 1: I didn't even remember you were there.

560
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,920
Speaker 3: Claris Sidney be looking and taking notes.

561
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 1: She really did. That's hilarious. He got on a new balance.

562
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 1: I'm remember that. Honestly, it was so long ago. It

563
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 1: was so I mean this is years ago. Yeah.

564
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I'm like, I don't even remember, but yeah,

565
00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 3: probably went out and then found out he was married,

566
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,600
Speaker 3: and then he tried to like still hang out, and

567
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 3: I was like, leave me alone.

568
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:08,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, you know are so bold?

569
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, so okay, So do you have an example of

570
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,480
Speaker 3: your Like what did you say to him when you

571
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 3: found out he was married?

572
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 1: I mean you said leave me alone? Obviously. Yeah. Yeah.

573
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:20,720
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, we're done here.

574
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 3: And then he was like but but like it was

575
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 3: like the we're separating type of thing.

576
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 1: The loophole ship. Yeah yeah yeah, and I was like

577
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,919
Speaker 1: waiting figure out your ship. She got full closer to

578
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,640
Speaker 1: you of our eight kids. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

579
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 3: But we lived together and like, what, what do you

580
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:36,400
Speaker 3: have a curfew?

581
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 1: I don't why would you want to do?

582
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 2: I don't understand.

583
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 3: There could be no way that I would feel comfortable

584
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 3: still being living with somebody and then dating other people.

585
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 1: No, I mean I can't. You can't come back to

586
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:48,680
Speaker 1: the place. Well, no, you got to go to day place.

587
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:50,239
Speaker 3: You have to Yeah, and you have to have you

588
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,360
Speaker 3: have to have you know, when someone's always coming over

589
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:53,439
Speaker 3: your house, You're like, what's going on?

590
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 1: At your Yes, yes, yes, what happened. I didn't realize that.

591
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,240
Speaker 3: I didn't realize that when I was younger, But now

592
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 3: at this age, I'm like, oh, if they're not, if

593
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,920
Speaker 3: you're not going to the place, they hiding their body.

594
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:04,400
Speaker 1: Underneath the bed.

595
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 3: Yes, the body on top of the they have they

596
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 3: have twelve bowls that are like have half eaten food

597
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:13,879
Speaker 3: in it underneath the fucking like that's a hoarder. Yeah,

598
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:17,080
Speaker 3: that's a hoarder or a killer or or they have

599
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,920
Speaker 3: a roommate that's like sixty two years old. Oh my god,

600
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 3: that's who actually owns the play. You're like that dude,

601
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 3: he got a bunk bed.

602
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:25,360
Speaker 1: Yeah. One.

603
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 3: If they don't evite you to their house, they got

604
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 3: a bunk men or some mattress on the floor.

605
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 2: They have two hamsters as pets for their button.

606
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:37,000
Speaker 1: Where did the hamster butt thing come from?

607
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 3: Uh?

608
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 1: Wasn't it an actor?

609
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 3: I think it was Richard Gears yet, But who was

610
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,400
Speaker 3: the first person to be like I could put a hamster.

611
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:47,760
Speaker 1: In my butt. That sounds like some medieval uh, some

612
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 1: feudal lord, some feudal lord. Realists.

613
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,360
Speaker 2: I thought it was Professor.

614
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:53,840
Speaker 1: That's how the black plague.

615
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 3: Start why I heard the rumor before nightty professor, Right,

616
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 3: So Eddie Murphy was prosthetics on.

617
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 1: And then putting a hamster in his book. I believe

618
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:04,200
Speaker 1: it Hercules, Hercules.

619
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 3: This took okay, sorry. So besides relationships, I know you

620
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 3: got friends. Oh yeah, that you got to be honest.

621
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 1: With you terrible at friendship. Really, friendship is hard talk about.

622
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:19,400
Speaker 3: I don't understand friendship. I never have in my entire life.

623
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 3: I was the I was the girl who had the

624
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:24,679
Speaker 3: hate club in middle school.

625
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:25,400
Speaker 1: What's that?

626
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,480
Speaker 3: A bunch of girls decided one day that they hated

627
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,199
Speaker 3: joy El and they were like, we're going to be

628
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:30,879
Speaker 3: meeting her today.

629
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,919
Speaker 1: Why did your boobs come in before? They're No, Actually

630
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:37,359
Speaker 1: I didn't. You were to know. I didn't hit I

631
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,439
Speaker 1: hit it later. I hit puberty very very late. I

632
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know what happened.

633
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,919
Speaker 3: You know, your mother's always like they're jealous of you,

634
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,199
Speaker 3: and I was like jealous of what I didn't. I

635
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 3: was in the little smart classes when I was a kid,

636
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 3: But it's something to be jealous of. Yeah, yeah, I

637
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 3: was smart. Yeah yeah, I was in the smart classes.

638
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 3: So that was part of the jealousy, but it was

639
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,240
Speaker 3: all the black girls in the school were like, we

640
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:02,720
Speaker 3: ate joyl so ever since then because they were my

641
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,199
Speaker 3: friend one day and then the next day they weren't.

642
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 3: So I've never been able to attach to friendships really,

643
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 3: But I think that's.

644
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 2: Now that I'm learning about. I just feel like that's emotions.

645
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 3: I feel like in high school, middle school, you're going

646
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 3: through so many changes.

647
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,679
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's hard hormones.

648
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:25,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh my god, twelve year olds, it's disgusting. I mean,

649
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 3: like satanic little creature beasts.

650
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

651
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 3: But I think that, like the fact that we were

652
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:34,639
Speaker 3: able to survive middle school and then high school and

653
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 3: now we're adults that are still struggling is like struggle.

654
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 1: Where's my where's my wars? Yeah?

655
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 3: And that and that's the thing where I'm like, I'm

656
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 3: still struggling because for me as a friend, I'm very open. Initially,

657
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 3: I initially I give you a chance to turn on me,

658
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 3: like and the second that you do, we're done.

659
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 1: That's so funny because when people talk to me, I'd

660
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 1: been like, look at this nigga.

661
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 3: He trying to get booked, or he trying to get

662
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 3: some pussy men men or women I'm like, you look

663
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 3: trying to get.

664
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 1: Trying to get some.

665
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 3: She must think that I'm okay tagging out with sitting.

666
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 3: You know, I'm queer adjacent. Yeah, yeah, so I'm the opposite.

667
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 3: I mean I'm closed initially and then I'm closed at

668
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:17,719
Speaker 3: the end.

669
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 1: You're closed.

670
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 3: Out for lunch, Yeah, I'm yeah, and the and it

671
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 3: depends on what you do, because for me, you have

672
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 3: to do something major and like, I know you got

673
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 3: an example, sure for sure, let me turn example somebody

674
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 3: that was your friend that you did something gross that

675
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:42,239
Speaker 3: you hate. Now, I had a friend who I was

676
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 3: I was dealing with a person and I told them

677
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 3: about it, and then their reaction was to side with

678
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 3: us someone else in the situation, a friend friend exactly,

679
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 3: and and then that's why I was like, oh cool,

680
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:00,160
Speaker 3: you're not my friend, and so now.

681
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 1: I'm moving forward.

682
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 3: My problem also is that I just don't need to

683
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 3: say anything to you about it because I don't care.

684
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,720
Speaker 3: You have to address people, and that I think that

685
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,120
Speaker 3: at this age it's okay to tell people like this

686
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 3: is how I feel. We don't have to go anywhere

687
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 3: after this. But I just have to get this out

688
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 3: because then I'm gonna be holding this in or telling

689
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 3: the people who don't need to hear it. You need

690
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 3: to hear it. I have the problem with you and

691
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 3: and also for me. So where my honesty comes in

692
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 3: is once I'm asked. If I'm asked, I will be honest.

693
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 3: So very I'm not out here lying. I'm not out

694
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 3: here lying.

695
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 1: Do you know?

696
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,080
Speaker 3: Can you tell us about the last time you did

697
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 3: lie about something? Yeah, something small? I'm always, oh, that's

698
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 3: cute a lie. I think I lie to white people.

699
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 3: Those are the only people I lie to, like, especially

700
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 3: when it comes to money, Like if I'm late for something,

701
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 3: I'll be like, oh, the trains late.

702
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 1: Those are the lies. Those are like, yeah, that's a

703
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 1: New York lit Yeah, everybody that.

704
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think when someone says the trains are late,

705
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 3: I know that you left your house late, right exactly,

706
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 3: because that's what I'm saying it. Yeah, Because like today

707
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I'm late because I went to

708
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 3: get coffee and that was why I was late.

709
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 1: So I was like, I don't need to lie to

710
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 1: y'all about the train because you know here. So for me,

711
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think, I don't I don't lie. I'm

712
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 1: not lying.

713
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,240
Speaker 3: You've never lied to get out of something at work

714
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 3: or lied to a dude.

715
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 1: A lot of dudes know work work related.

716
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 3: Would be the only type of time I would think

717
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 3: about lying to white people.

718
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 1: Yes, it's usually it's usually white people.

719
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 3: Well, I feel like in this industry everybody is like

720
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,720
Speaker 3: you feel like they're your friend, but they're also a

721
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 3: co worker, so there's like blurred lines with that, and

722
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 3: I do, I do have to skate very thin with

723
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 3: in terms of being honest with people, because somebody will like,

724
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 3: do you think I'm funny?

725
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 2: And it's like, I haven't bulked you on.

726
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 1: Any of my shows, any of us shows. I think no.

727
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 1: But I like you as a person. I think you're cool,

728
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:01,239
Speaker 1: but somebody might find you fun. I just don't get it.

729
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 1: I wouldn't.

730
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 3: I would say that if you asked me, do you

731
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 3: think I'm funny? And I don't, I would try to

732
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:11,479
Speaker 3: nicely say, because you really If you ask me, I

733
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 3: will tell you think I'm funny.

734
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 1: I will tell you the truth. Are you yes? Very much?

735
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna ask.

736
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 3: You guys were like this picture?

737
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 1: You guys were very honest. I don't think I did ask.

738
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 3: I didn't ask, well, your your eyes showed your baby hairs.

739
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 1: Ass just showed the picture your emergency contact as somebody

740
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 1: somebody did ask. I felt it my spirit.

741
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 3: Well, I had to be honest with somebody who asked

742
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 3: about a spot at the knitting factory.

743
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 2: I sent it to the group. I said, were do

744
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 2: y'all think of this person?

745
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 3: Everybody was like absolutely not, And then I had to

746
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 3: write them and it was like, yeah, you're not the

747
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 3: right fit for the knit that's great you're talking about.

748
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 3: Because I feel like I say no regularly.

749
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: Mouth to me, I'll tell you.

750
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 3: I'll tell you because I say I say no to

751
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 3: everybody sending be like I'm so and so, and I'll

752
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 3: be like m m no, I'm good on that.

753
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

754
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, Marie hasn't been to a comedy show when when

755
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 3: when's the last time you watched some of someone set?

756
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 1: You know, I'm working in the evenings. Who wants to

757
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 1: do that? Honestly? Yeah? Who wants to sit and watch

758
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 1: comedy when they're not performing?

759
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 3: No, And I've had dates try to be like, let's

760
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 3: go to a comedy show? Like absolutely, you want me

761
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 3: to go to work on my day?

762
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 4: No?

763
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 1: Thank you, and you're not going to take.

764
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 3: Me to a good one, right, you want to write,

765
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 3: you will spend a lot of money for me to

766
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 3: see nothing.

767
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 1: Right, we're going to be a Times Square. Okay, that's

768
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 1: way I said. Drag them.

769
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 3: Let's talk about like your upbringing, like where are you

770
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 3: from your I feel like you gotta oh Brooklyn project mother. Yeah,

771
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 3: she's the most honest person on the planet. Like one

772
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 3: of my examples is when I was a kid in

773
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 3: my first breakup, I'm crying to my mother and she

774
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 3: was like, you'll be fine and it'll happen again.

775
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 1: But that's the right thing to say. Well, you're black, so.

776
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:11,479
Speaker 3: That's what she's Actually it's different. It's it's a different

777
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 3: level of black. Yeah, yeah, no, you'll be fine and

778
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 3: it'll happen again.

779
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 1: And you're like, what, hell man, why would you riot?

780
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 1: I'm fifteen. You didn't have to.

781
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 3: He was a little bit fast friend, No, fifteen, Yes,

782
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 3: I think that that's really funny.

783
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:34,760
Speaker 1: Ah. Yeah, my mother's very honest. So honest single mother nurse.

784
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 1: Oh they have to be, yeah, they have to be.

785
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 3: But the thing is Ramona, when she was honest, it

786
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:43,360
Speaker 3: was just like she was smoking a cigarette, while she

787
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 3: was being honest or just hurt more. It's like your

788
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:50,760
Speaker 3: mom smokes cigarettes. Oh well not anymore, but growing up. Yes,

789
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 3: Oh she's a chain smoker, chain like back to back smoking.

790
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 1: Oh wow.

791
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 3: So it's just like she's drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes, drinking

792
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 3: ian j and just like letting you have it. Oh,

793
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 3: I don't you want a black mama like that, Ramona Marie. Absolutely,

794
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:10,800
Speaker 3: Ramona Marie, Yeah, absolutely, I like her.

795
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:14,840
Speaker 1: I like you. No, absolutely, I just feel she sounds hilarious.

796
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:18,400
Speaker 1: She don't. She sounds like a Jennifer Lewis character. Jennifer Lewis.

797
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 3: I mean, I think I've told this story about I

798
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,359
Speaker 3: had a talent show and I had to sing, and

799
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 3: I was like, mom, can you take off her work

800
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,839
Speaker 3: and come? And she came and she she had her

801
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 3: trench coat on, her jean jacket on, she had like

802
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,800
Speaker 3: two wigs on, sunglasses, she sat.

803
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 1: In two wigs on, because you know, she's a direct.

804
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:37,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she saw me, she saw me sing, and

805
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 3: after the show she was like, don't ever have me

806
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 3: take off of work.

807
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: For something like this. Well she's like, it's nothing for this.

808
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 2: No, No, you.

809
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 1: Should have said to her, you'll be okay, and it'll

810
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 1: happen again. Yes, I did not.

811
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 2: Invite her to anything else too embarrassing.

812
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 1: Old were you high school?

813
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 3: Yes?

814
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 1: So you were? You were an adult friend, You're like

815
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 1: six times. I was not fine. I well going in.

816
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 2: I was like, I shouldn't be singing. I can't sing.

817
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 1: Do you remember what song you said? It was a

818
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 1: holy night?

819
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,280
Speaker 3: I did it with my friend Latitia, and she's fucking

820
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 3: a mess because I was like, girl, this doesn't sound

821
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 3: good holy.

822
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:23,880
Speaker 1: And then you are a little sharp, right, Yeah.

823
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:26,879
Speaker 2: I hadn't heard tone deaf in such a long time.

824
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:32,240
Speaker 3: Like I kept they kept telling me that I'm tone deaf, and.

825
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:34,839
Speaker 1: They kept telling the audience was like.

826
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 3: Ramona threw one of her wigs up there, She's why

827
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:42,839
Speaker 3: she bowed.

828
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:43,760
Speaker 1: She threw one wig.

829
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,919
Speaker 3: She threw a clip on bang at you. Yeah, that's

830
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 3: exactly how it happened. So yeah, I'm used to my

831
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 3: family being honest. Honest just necessary, is very necessary, but

832
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 3: also a borderlines on emotional trauma.

833
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 1: It does. But like I think, I think when I

834
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 1: talk to people and we compare notes.

835
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:10,840
Speaker 3: About like our upbringing, uh my childhood, seems like it

836
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 3: like I was emotionally abused but I feel like I'm fine. Yeah,

837
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 3: I mean, but there are people who are in therapy

838
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 3: for things that like I'm like, oh I happened to me,

839
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 3: and I'm I'm fine. I mean, I'm very deep in therapy.

840
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,840
Speaker 3: So let's talk about Yeah, sure, let's talk about it.

841
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 3: I've found my therapist a couple of years ago on craigslist,

842
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:34,319
Speaker 3: black female. Absolutely not imagine she was a referral from

843
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 3: a family member and I wouldn't trust it. I've been absolutely.

844
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 3: I love it even more because she don't want family background.

845
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,240
Speaker 3: But it was a it's my cousin, so it was fine.

846
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 3: But yeah, she has family backgrounds. So when I'll say something,

847
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 3: she'd be like, oh, that's that person. Like she's so

848
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 3: she knows more about my family.

849
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 1: You don't have to give her the backstory exactly.

850
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 3: I don't have to give her as much of a

851
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 3: backstory so we can get into the deeper stuff quicker.

852
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 3: You know, is it a young black woman or she's

853
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 3: older and just the wise, Yes, my Angelou type. I'm yeah,

854
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 3: not that old, but yeah yes. And then she's like

855
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 3: forty two.

856
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:13,240
Speaker 1: My Angelou was forty two before she always looked eighty.

857
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 1: Morgan Freeman yeah, Angel, we're never younger. Yeah. So no,

858
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 1: she's great.

859
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:23,359
Speaker 3: She's black, she's a woman, and that's what I think

860
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 3: everyone needs in their therapists, somebody who relates to them

861
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 3: in some way, shape or form in the democratic And

862
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,919
Speaker 3: when you say relate like, I mean, I don't want

863
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:32,800
Speaker 3: my therapists.

864
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 2: I don't want her to look like somebody I would

865
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 2: actually hang out with.

866
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:36,760
Speaker 1: And I don't want.

867
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,200
Speaker 3: My therapist to know the lyrics to Drake songs. Yeah,

868
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 3: my therapist is not the lyrics.

869
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 1: D I don't know that.

870
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 3: I don't want my therapists like out at any place

871
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,800
Speaker 3: I would be like, I wouldn't be like, oh you

872
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 3: come here too.

873
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:53,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, Cecilia, Yeah, you know she's she ain't that person.

874
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:54,919
Speaker 1: She's older than that. So it's great.

875
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 2: But when you say relate to it's just like culturally.

876
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you need I need to be able to

877
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,880
Speaker 3: talk to you and say that happened because I was

878
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 3: black or female, and then you'd be like, cool, what

879
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 3: happened next? Like I've talked to white guys before and

880
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 3: they were like, well, maybe it wasn't because you were black,

881
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 3: Yes it was.

882
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 1: Now let's move on. We're not going to explore my.

883
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 3: Exactly that I know, and you're not going to sit

884
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 3: here and gas like me. And then that's the thing

885
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 3: that a lot of people don't know that they're doing.

886
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 3: If you're talking to a person and you're trying to

887
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:26,319
Speaker 3: tell them their experiences and their experience, that's that's going

888
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 3: to make you feel like, oh, I can't even get

889
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 3: deeper into this conversation, which is why a lot of

890
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,760
Speaker 3: people are turned away from therapy, I think, in my opinion,

891
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,800
Speaker 3: because they're talking to a person that can't relate to them.

892
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,439
Speaker 3: You know, I don't have a therapist, but if I did,

893
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:42,759
Speaker 3: if you did, she would be like bigger than me,

894
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 3: but not too big. And you're talking about the yes

895
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 3: because she would have blue eyes.

896
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 1: Listen, because if you're not taking care of yourself, how

897
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 1: you're gonna take care of me? It's true.

898
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 3: So I need you to be like maybe not this

899
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,479
Speaker 3: skinny as sexy, but like I need you to be

900
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,360
Speaker 3: you know, like motherly but not my mom.

901
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know whatever. I need you to be a

902
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: middle child because I'm a middle child. You know Tinder,

903
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:12,839
Speaker 1: you know, date the bitch.

904
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:15,960
Speaker 3: Here's the thing it is like dating, though, finding the

905
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 3: right therapist I think it's like dating and that's Sydney.

906
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 3: A good friend is Psycha Sydney. You were complaining about

907
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 3: your therapists wearing toms the other day because it's just no.

908
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 2: That was the thing about real That's like you cannot.

909
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,400
Speaker 1: Show up to a job, just that.

910
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 3: Casual moms are not It's not a day shoe, it's

911
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 3: not a night show.

912
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 1: It's the shoes should be thrown away, should be canceled.

913
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:41,320
Speaker 3: Toms are in the same category as crocs. It's like

914
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:42,320
Speaker 3: a gardening shoe.

915
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 1: It is a house shoe.

916
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 3: It's a run into the grocery store. No, no, just

917
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 3: check the mailbox downstairs.

918
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: Throw the trash shoes. That's what the fuck it is.

919
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 1: I wear my other airplane.

920
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:55,960
Speaker 3: It may not be a good airport shoe because I

921
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:57,840
Speaker 3: I'll wear my regular.

922
00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:01,280
Speaker 1: Boots, my toms, my and I'll wear them on the airplane.

923
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 1: They'll protagon when they do a wedge on the on

924
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 1: the toms. I was like, Tom, they're doing some great things. No,

925
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 1: they're not. We're never sponsoring Tom. Tom.

926
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,919
Speaker 3: If you're listening to the unofficial expert, we're not. We're

927
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 3: not doing anything. If your name is Tom, we're not

928
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 3: even really rocking with if you go by Tom, you

929
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 3: gotta go by Tommy. Yeah, we're trying to cancel Tom's hilarious.

930
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:28,959
Speaker 3: Yeah and so and so you're all the way honest

931
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:33,799
Speaker 3: with your therapist. I do. We're getting down to the

932
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 3: deep stuff. I'm having a lot of breakthroughs recently, and

933
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 3: it took years. It took years to realize, you know,

934
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,680
Speaker 3: things where I was holding myself back and trying to

935
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 3: heal it, like part of you know, pursuing unavailable men.

936
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 1: You know, what's that?

937
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 2: Where do you think that come from? I think that's everybody.

938
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:52,320
Speaker 3: It's daddy issues because I think it's just like challenge

939
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,719
Speaker 3: sometimes because the people who actually like you're like, oh

940
00:41:54,800 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 3: you check good morning pick up on the first ring, boring.

941
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:04,399
Speaker 3: I loathe a good morning beautiful text. Oh I hate

942
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 3: just because that's beautiful, like good night beautiful. And it's like, okay,

943
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 3: look you don't need to and you said it both.

944
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:13,360
Speaker 3: No from a guy I like, from a guy I like,

945
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 3: I don't want it, yeah, and not every day, like

946
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 3: not every day, not every day, But I like it

947
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 3: from a guy I like. But the guy I like,

948
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 3: I don't like nobody showing emotions that's what the fuck

949
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,720
Speaker 3: I do. I just said, I like, I disagreed.

950
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 1: It just sounded the same because I.

951
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,319
Speaker 3: Said I like a good good morning, So you know

952
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 3: what that is? Because Sidney is a good morning, beautiful Texter.

953
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 3: She's the person that like in a relationship, is dating

954
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 3: No not maybe not to us.

955
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 1: No, I don't feel like the people she's.

956
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 3: Dating, she's hitting them with a good morning, like hey boo,

957
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 3: I've message you like, hey, good morning Marie, like I've

958
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 3: said that, and I'd be.

959
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: Like, throw the phone away. I was like, she's trying

960
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:57,239
Speaker 1: to get some, trying to get on, trying to get

961
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 1: it's too much, woman. So you have to be with

962
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 1: a therapist for a couple of years?

963
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I have had people tell me that, oh

964
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:09,719
Speaker 3: I tried therapy twice and it.

965
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 1: Didn't work, And it's like, no, you can't.

966
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 3: You have been like how much you cause for me

967
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:15,799
Speaker 3: to be doing it for a couple of years. I mean,

968
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:18,240
Speaker 3: I am the luckiest bitch on the planet. My therapist

969
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 3: sees me for free.

970
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:22,320
Speaker 1: But would you what do you give it her in exchange?

971
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:24,759
Speaker 1: You sent her your five minute set, your late night

972
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:25,479
Speaker 1: What the fuck?

973
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 3: So you're sending her nudes, like, what's happening here and there?

974
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 3: You do her hair?

975
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 5: She?

976
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, she's she. I'm one of her people that

977
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 1: is on her pro bono list. But uh oh, Sydney,

978
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 1: you gotta get on that listen.

979
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:39,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's crazy, it's crazy. Yeah, well, and I go

980
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 3: to Jersey for it. That's why you got all these

981
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 3: emotional issues.

982
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 1: You're getting on a past. Yeah, you had to cross

983
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:53,320
Speaker 1: that dirty as Hudson. We can't face time. It's worth it.

984
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 1: It's worth it for free, it's worth it. Well, it's

985
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:58,479
Speaker 1: not for you. I'm off from New Jersey nikes. Oh wow,

986
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:04,319
Speaker 1: so that I would ye. I've been getting berated this

987
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 1: entire time.

988
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 3: You love it, honest expert.

989
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 2: We love you so much. Maybe I'll scale back.

990
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 1: You know, you know I'm not scaling back.

991
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:19,759
Speaker 3: I haven't cried yet today, So this is actually not

992
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 3: do you cry often?

993
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 1: Very much?

994
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 3: Really seemed like a crier. I cary a lot too,

995
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,400
Speaker 3: but I haven't cried in a while.

996
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: A while city two days, actually, no, I like in

997
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:32,320
Speaker 1: all of LA.

998
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 3: I didn't cry. I came back and all of LA

999
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 3: I didn't three weeks damn. And before LA I had

1000
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:41,359
Speaker 3: been crying like every other week. So I didn't cry

1001
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 3: for three weeks and then I got back and then.

1002
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,240
Speaker 1: Immediately cried when you got to JFK.

1003
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 5: No.

1004
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:52,399
Speaker 3: Something something had triggered me. And I cried the week after,

1005
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 3: and I cried in front of Adrian and she was laughing.

1006
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:58,439
Speaker 1: And I love it. Adrian is one of my favorite people.

1007
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:02,719
Speaker 3: Adrian is turning into Marie and it listed a lot,

1008
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 3: and she kind of made me feel weird for.

1009
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 2: Crying, and I was like, she's why you can't cry.

1010
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 1: Okay, but you are crying about something. It couldn't have

1011
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 1: been super serious. If she is serious.

1012
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:17,760
Speaker 3: The thing is the stuff that y'all think are not serious.

1013
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 3: It's serious to me, so I should feel like it's

1014
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 3: still valid. Yes, it can be valid, but if you

1015
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 3: were truly going through some type of crisis, Adrian would

1016
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 3: not laugh at you. She won't laugh, but she'll definitely

1017
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:34,920
Speaker 3: look like, wait, she's gonna got her eyes at you,

1018
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 3: but she's not gonna laugh at you. That's why if

1019
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 3: you're telling me that she laughed while you cried in

1020
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 3: her house in front of the cats, I'm like.

1021
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 1: Well, you know you a little dramatic friend. You know

1022
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 1: you just got got back from La from pilot season,

1023
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:47,759
Speaker 1: and you've been acting and you came home and put

1024
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:49,840
Speaker 1: on a put on a little show with your tears.

1025
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:53,720
Speaker 1: Are you with with Marie?

1026
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1027
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:57,279
Speaker 1: I am actually all the way. I'm glad that you've

1028
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 1: somebody else mentioned it to someone else. I mean, I

1029
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 1: have no idea emotional abuse. I don't even know what

1030
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 1: those words mean together. I can't do it. Yeah, imagine,

1031
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:10,720
Speaker 1: imagine Marie.

1032
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 3: Honest, but she's she's thoughtful, she thinks about the stuff

1033
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 3: that she's about to say. She'll just won't speak to

1034
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:18,360
Speaker 3: me because she's like, I know what I'm about to

1035
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 3: say is rude, so I'm gonna wait.

1036
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 1: Hold back. Sometimes.

1037
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 3: But I cry a lot, often, often very But like

1038
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 3: what makes you cry? Like it sounds like when you

1039
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:30,360
Speaker 3: get angry. You tear up when I get mad. I

1040
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 3: can't understand. Yeah, I get mad and then.

1041
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:33,319
Speaker 1: You get mad.

1042
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 3: It was the last time you cried, Marie? I don't remember,

1043
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 3: But I cry. I know for a fact every year

1044
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 3: on my birthday. But this year I didn't cry my birthday.

1045
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 1: What Yeah, once a year, you like a dude. Yeah,

1046
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:55,279
Speaker 1: it's beautiful. You haven't cried. I don't remember the last

1047
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 1: time I cried. I cried last night. But thank you,

1048
00:46:59,000 --> 00:46:59,799
Speaker 1: Andrew frasking good.

1049
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 3: No, it's foolish and not foolish, but like, are the

1050
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:05,319
Speaker 3: last three birthdays you have have been really good?

1051
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 1: Really You've had a good party.

1052
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm I'm saying thank you so much the

1053
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 3: Marie Gala, Andrew, you can maybe come to the Marigala

1054
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 3: this year.

1055
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 1: I'm just going to be naked. It's this September. You

1056
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 1: have to wear a costume. But uh no, I don't

1057
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 1: cry on at on my birthday party.

1058
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:24,320
Speaker 3: I used I cry on my actual birthday out of

1059
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 3: happiness or no, i'd have said this friend, just like,

1060
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,800
Speaker 3: oh my god, I'm so old and I'm doing nothing.

1061
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 3: That's why when I see people's ages, it's interesting to

1062
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 3: me because I always compare myself to people who are

1063
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:39,520
Speaker 3: younger than me and more successful and than when I

1064
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:41,880
Speaker 3: see people who are like around my same age or

1065
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:43,320
Speaker 3: people who are older than I am, and they just

1066
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:44,799
Speaker 3: like out here, just like look at.

1067
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 1: Me, I'm fifty eight, and I'd be like, wow, fifty eight,

1068
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 1: that's the how old joy. I was like, wait, this

1069
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 1: isn't going to turn into where are you going with this? Yeah?

1070
00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:59,879
Speaker 1: But that's what I on my birthday. I'm just said,

1071
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, it's crazy.

1072
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 3: I get it, but you know, and it's it's because

1073
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm not accomplishing enough. Yeah, and I

1074
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 3: compare myself to like celebrities.

1075
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:12,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, who are your age?

1076
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:16,320
Speaker 3: Are lying about their age? Oh yeah, they're lying so

1077
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 3: like I'll be looking at it. I'm like, okay, well,

1078
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 3: Ariana Grande is twenty four. She might could actually be

1079
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:24,359
Speaker 3: twenty four, but I'm also twenty four.

1080
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 1: I don't want to be twenty four.

1081
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 3: That's the one thing that is annoying about everyone lying

1082
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 3: about their age, because then when people who are honest

1083
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 3: about their age, it's you almost feel bad for being honest.

1084
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 1: It's just like, wait, I all don't I don't. She's

1085
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 1: from New Jersey, she don't give no damns. I don't care.

1086
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:44,919
Speaker 1: I don't care. You don't know. I love getting older.

1087
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:46,919
Speaker 1: I love it from the bottom of my heart.

1088
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:48,879
Speaker 2: Well, you don't age, bitch, that's why.

1089
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 1: Hey, your skin looks great, thank you. Well, what's the diet.

1090
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 1: The diet's terrible. Wings from the cellar, shrinking all the time,

1091
00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:59,839
Speaker 1: smoking all the time. I'm terrible in my diet.

1092
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 3: Wow, I'm trying to get better, you know, but whatever,

1093
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,440
Speaker 3: people come to boot camp over the time. People keep

1094
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 3: stressing me out. Come to my sister's boot camp. Girl,

1095
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,800
Speaker 3: I've seen your sister. I'm not coming to that.

1096
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 1: I don't do that. I look stressful. Let me tell

1097
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 1: you this. I went a couple of times and I

1098
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:22,320
Speaker 1: was like, this is now my lane.

1099
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 5: On.

1100
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 3: Her sister looks like she can bench press me. I

1101
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 3: mean she might get lifting things now. And she's smaller

1102
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,439
Speaker 3: than me. I just know she's talking.

1103
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 1: She's short. Yeah, yeah, no, I'm not here for that.

1104
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 1: I like yoga. No, you're a yoga instructor. Yeah.

1105
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,800
Speaker 2: Here, we learned so much at the unofficial expert I

1106
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:46,319
Speaker 2: swear to.

1107
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 1: God, I used to teach.

1108
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 3: I was teaching at a rich school for kids, and

1109
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 3: then I was doing to get yoga in school.

1110
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:59,359
Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow, it was a very rich school. One. Can

1111
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:00,840
Speaker 1: we do a little one off? Can you do a

1112
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:03,359
Speaker 1: little yoga for sure? For the host? I would love.

1113
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 1: I would love to start teaching again. So you should,

1114
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 1: you should, you should totally do it. Yeah.

1115
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can come to your sister's boot lamp and

1116
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 3: then I'll do the stretching. I'll lead everyone in a

1117
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:15,759
Speaker 3: nice stretch.

1118
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:17,399
Speaker 1: And it's just gonna be a bunch of black women

1119
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 1: going ah hurts, but is growing.

1120
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 3: Yes, No, I'm an amazing yoga instructor. So how does

1121
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:30,800
Speaker 3: a black woman from New Jersey get into yoga?

1122
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 1: You you find a teacher. Once again, it's like dating.

1123
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 3: You find a teacher who speaks to you, and then

1124
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 3: she influenced me to become a yoga instructor.

1125
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 1: But I have a dance background, so o so sweet,

1126
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 1: I'm ignoring this is happening here. I wish I was

1127
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:54,400
Speaker 1: confident enough to strip. I'm not good at that.

1128
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 2: Oh well, you know what I did an amateur a

1129
00:50:58,239 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 2: night at since the city?

1130
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 1: Did it? Let me back?

1131
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:05,239
Speaker 3: Because the level of honesty that's coming from mess out

1132
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:07,240
Speaker 3: of the Table is I'm sorry?

1133
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:08,759
Speaker 1: Was John Moses the host?

1134
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 5: No?

1135
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:12,800
Speaker 3: No, this was literally this was like right before I

1136
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 3: went to college. I was so strapped for money, so strapped.

1137
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 1: And you couldn't get a job at like an urban out.

1138
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:24,920
Speaker 2: I'm telling you this was before this city got renovated.

1139
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 1: So I went there.

1140
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 2: I was with my friend Anna and another friend Desi,

1141
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,840
Speaker 2: and it was like, oh, you are drink Hennessy, Like

1142
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:33,240
Speaker 2: that's how I got drugs?

1143
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 1: Do it.

1144
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 2: And then I had like this dress on from American apparel.

1145
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:40,320
Speaker 1: Okay, so it was a body con silver situation.

1146
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 2: No, it's one of those things that like it was

1147
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 2: like one of those wrap dresses.

1148
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:52,400
Speaker 1: Yeah. This was They're doing a bony burlesque. This was

1149
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:53,400
Speaker 1: the whole year boobs.

1150
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,279
Speaker 5: It was. It was I had like.

1151
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 1: And so I got up there before and it was

1152
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 1: like niggas in the front that already was like, no,

1153
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:11,920
Speaker 1: just ain't it. They're like young man, young man.

1154
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:12,360
Speaker 5: It was.

1155
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:16,439
Speaker 1: It was so bad. And then I took the first spin.

1156
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 1: I'm to say, spin like she with hers she spun

1157
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 1: her hand around.

1158
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 2: So I have a bra and panty that match.

1159
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:29,920
Speaker 1: So thank god I lifted up the dress. You could

1160
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:37,240
Speaker 1: see the marks you the flat cheeks.

1161
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 3: No, actually I had a little I had a little boom.

1162
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 3: I had to poke out, boom, poke out. And so

1163
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:46,960
Speaker 3: when I did the first spin, I heard my friend

1164
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:51,799
Speaker 3: and like ah, I heard her saying, wait, you had.

1165
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:55,040
Speaker 1: Your friends there, my friend to come. They were there.

1166
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:57,800
Speaker 3: They were in the audience or where they got a strip. No, no, no, no,

1167
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 3: they were they were like the support. You know how

1168
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:03,000
Speaker 3: you be out and you just late night like oh,

1169
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 3: so let's just go to the amateur night and you

1170
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 3: already drunk and gass like, let's go do it, your

1171
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 3: friend said, So they gassed me up, took me there

1172
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:18,439
Speaker 3: and obviously with that and then I didn't win the money,

1173
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:21,360
Speaker 3: but the girl after me it was like, you're clearly

1174
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 3: a professional.

1175
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 1: Stripper, that's what happened. But a stripper it would come

1176
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 1: to get money.

1177
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:28,840
Speaker 3: So by the time John Moses was hosted it and

1178
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 3: he would be like, girl, I saw you here the

1179
00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:34,320
Speaker 3: last three weeks, Like you can't keep coming back. He

1180
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:36,560
Speaker 3: was like, this is the fourth week in a row, right,

1181
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 3: and you're like a Wednesday night stripper who's not a

1182
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:41,960
Speaker 3: Saturday night stripper, comes on amateur Pretend you're not a

1183
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:44,399
Speaker 3: real Yeah, you're just trying to make a little extra money.

1184
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 3: What do you think You get five hundred dollars dollars

1185
00:53:46,719 --> 00:53:48,359
Speaker 3: and you have to dance for what one song?

1186
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,759
Speaker 2: Not not not the whole song?

1187
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:52,680
Speaker 1: I mean we should we should do that tonight and

1188
00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: meet up. The meet up it's gonna be at a

1189
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 1: strip clu so wait, hold on.

1190
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:03,759
Speaker 3: So then you know how they line up the people

1191
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:06,560
Speaker 3: like give it up for such a people have to

1192
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 3: clap your friends.

1193
00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 1: When I told you fucking crickets, they did not clap.

1194
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,400
Speaker 1: And there was this one guy that was by the

1195
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:20,279
Speaker 1: bar that was like yeah, and everyone was like, oh.

1196
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 3: He must be her uncle. He was trying to get

1197
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 3: booked at the next he was trying to get Oh

1198
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:27,440
Speaker 3: my god.

1199
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 1: It was so embarrassing. And then I was like, oh,

1200
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 1: how you do. I was like, let's go. They're like, girl,

1201
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 1: were already here, we gotta stay for the rest of

1202
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,239
Speaker 1: the night. We don't dad.

1203
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 2: It was just and then one of the bartenders like,

1204
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:42,920
Speaker 2: you did your thing up there.

1205
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:45,839
Speaker 1: I was like, she said it in that time, that's

1206
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 1: like you stayed as a comic girl. You comedy is

1207
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:50,560
Speaker 1: hard comedy.

1208
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:56,640
Speaker 3: Maybe you should do some musical cues dance. Do you

1209
00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 3: want an application to maybe bartend here?

1210
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 1: Wow? It was before the titties. It was before and

1211
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 1: I had.

1212
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 2: The chicken cutlets and I had two extra bras.

1213
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:09,759
Speaker 3: It was a lot.

1214
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:12,239
Speaker 2: But my friends, my friends was like, we give it.

1215
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:15,279
Speaker 2: We're happy that you just went up there and did it.

1216
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 4: Anyway.

1217
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,359
Speaker 1: I can't believe you did that. You're amazing, my hero.

1218
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:21,480
Speaker 2: This was before gentrified Bronx.

1219
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:24,759
Speaker 1: This was really no. I've been a city since city.

1220
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 1: It was harsh somebody. They were like, nope, that ain't it.

1221
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:38,239
Speaker 1: A Dominican barber through some clippers. Yeah, people are.

1222
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:41,600
Speaker 3: Wearing a do rags as double pieces traces.

1223
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:45,320
Speaker 1: They do SATs on on the on the fucking floor.

1224
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:49,000
Speaker 1: And somebody threw a chop cheese. Wow.

1225
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:52,520
Speaker 3: Friend, I've heard it start a stripper who did comedy.

1226
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:55,240
Speaker 3: I was like, what's harder? And she was like comedy,

1227
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 3: She's like, stripping you don't got to talk to nobody.

1228
00:55:58,239 --> 00:56:00,919
Speaker 3: Comedy is the hardest job. But no, I think people

1229
00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:04,600
Speaker 3: judge more when they see your body. I think that's harder.

1230
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:07,640
Speaker 1: I mean they're judging our bodies when we're telling jokes. Yeah,

1231
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:10,080
Speaker 1: we're we're always getting around, we.

1232
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:12,400
Speaker 3: Have we have clothes on, but they're judging our bodies well,

1233
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 3: also when we walked down the street, so so so

1234
00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:17,640
Speaker 3: that they're always judging our body. But I feel like

1235
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:21,400
Speaker 3: stripping you gotta be kind of close to the beat, you.

1236
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 1: Know what I mean, Like you need to be on

1237
00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 1: beat to be a stripper.

1238
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 3: No, you don't.

1239
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:26,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have to speak.

1240
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:28,720
Speaker 3: But she's she was like, you don't have to speak,

1241
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:30,879
Speaker 3: so you could bust a couple of shots and then

1242
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:32,360
Speaker 3: just twirls.

1243
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:33,160
Speaker 1: Just twirls.

1244
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 3: I did that one, that one lap and are you

1245
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 3: picturing this twirl? Picturing this to it was rough?

1246
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:43,239
Speaker 1: I definitely it's like face.

1247
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:45,840
Speaker 3: And then the second time I really tried to like

1248
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,880
Speaker 3: pick my legs up, it was you had to stretch.

1249
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:51,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you were young, you were more limber, were

1250
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:52,320
Speaker 1: more limber.

1251
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:53,920
Speaker 3: But it was definitely one of those things where you

1252
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:55,960
Speaker 3: see your friends and you're just like, this is not

1253
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:56,520
Speaker 3: going well.

1254
00:56:56,719 --> 00:56:58,360
Speaker 1: While you were up there, did you did it sober

1255
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:02,120
Speaker 1: you up? And you were like, damn, I'm not. I wasn't.

1256
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:05,080
Speaker 1: I wasn't drunk enough to begin. I was scared.

1257
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:09,120
Speaker 3: I was sweating. My hands were my hands were soaked,

1258
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 3: my panties were wet, but not in a sexual way.

1259
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:15,640
Speaker 3: It was like just sweating. I was just there was

1260
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:16,880
Speaker 3: I wore long.

1261
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:17,680
Speaker 1: Sleeve dress, so.

1262
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:27,720
Speaker 3: You wore a long sleeve American pall wrapped dress. When

1263
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:30,920
Speaker 3: you were taking the dress off, the risk in the dress,

1264
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:32,320
Speaker 3: you were like, I.

1265
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:35,040
Speaker 1: Never I never took the whole dress off. I just

1266
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:39,960
Speaker 1: you can't. The sleeves were too tight.

1267
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 3: It off.

1268
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:45,960
Speaker 1: I just just underpped no, no, no, she rerapped, no,

1269
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:47,680
Speaker 1: she shook the top of the dress.

1270
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:50,880
Speaker 3: I pushed it underneath my bra and I just tried

1271
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 3: to show the top of the bra and then I

1272
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:54,480
Speaker 3: lifted the dress.

1273
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 1: Did you not put titties out?

1274
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:58,360
Speaker 2: They didn't see nipples or anything.

1275
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,200
Speaker 1: The money, Yeah, but you.

1276
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:06,919
Speaker 3: Listen to Cardi, she tells you get them out? Would

1277
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:10,120
Speaker 3: you do it again? Like if you were desperate for

1278
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:12,480
Speaker 3: money and you had the opportunity to do it again,

1279
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:13,160
Speaker 3: would you do togain?

1280
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:15,080
Speaker 2: I got too many files on Instagram.

1281
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:16,919
Speaker 1: For that, right, See social media is messing up the game.

1282
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:19,280
Speaker 1: See what if you put like a wig on and

1283
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:21,160
Speaker 1: some nights already got wigs.

1284
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:26,040
Speaker 3: If I went out of there without a wig, then

1285
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:28,560
Speaker 3: that would be the character, right, No wig, no wig,

1286
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:29,240
Speaker 3: no wig?

1287
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:32,080
Speaker 1: Sid no wig with a mask that sid?

1288
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:33,080
Speaker 5: Oh?

1289
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:35,120
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm not Bravey mask off.

1290
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:36,919
Speaker 2: No, it's fine.

1291
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 1: Little one of those little burless masks, one of them

1292
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:46,120
Speaker 1: eyes wide shut masks, one of them holding it up.

1293
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 3: This is how we you know, This is how we bond.

1294
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:53,640
Speaker 3: It's the roasting. The roasting is great. I think roasting

1295
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:56,320
Speaker 3: is honest. Can we talk about that just a little bit,

1296
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 3: because I've been told that sometimes.

1297
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:05,160
Speaker 1: It's being a bully roasting people or making fun.

1298
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:10,040
Speaker 3: Yes, do you agree. I'm very, very sensitive, so I

1299
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:14,200
Speaker 3: love it. I love roasting, but it hurts my feelings.

1300
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 3: But I worked through it, she says at the end

1301
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 3: of the bottom, I worked through it in.

1302
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:23,200
Speaker 1: New Jersey, New Jersey. I do work through it in

1303
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:26,200
Speaker 1: New Jersey. Oh my god. So we should have been nicer,

1304
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:30,880
Speaker 1: up top marine, damn be yourselves everyone. No, I think that.

1305
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:36,520
Speaker 3: Like my culture and my my upbringing, all my family

1306
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:38,600
Speaker 3: members ever did was roast each other.

1307
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:41,280
Speaker 1: Sure, we never hugged, and we weren't.

1308
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:43,680
Speaker 3: We were like we would withhold information from each other,

1309
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:46,760
Speaker 3: but we were always roasting each other. And even like

1310
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:48,720
Speaker 3: Sydney came to my house last year and it's too

1311
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:50,760
Speaker 3: much I need to a house to each other in

1312
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:52,760
Speaker 3: the kitchen and Sydney was like, oh, I got a

1313
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:56,400
Speaker 3: lay down, and she went through the beaded curtain.

1314
00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:58,080
Speaker 1: She went to la.

1315
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:01,400
Speaker 3: Let us on the chair because I was like, you

1316
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:05,040
Speaker 3: guys are going full full throttle on each other, and

1317
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:05,360
Speaker 3: at my.

1318
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:07,840
Speaker 2: House we don't apologize to each other. Yeah, my cousins

1319
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:08,240
Speaker 2: are like that.

1320
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:10,800
Speaker 3: And that's how I learned comedy was watching my cousins

1321
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:14,280
Speaker 3: and us roasting each other and still sensitive but I can.

1322
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:14,920
Speaker 1: I can get it.

1323
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:18,160
Speaker 4: I'm sensitive too, I'm very but you'll be roasting people

1324
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:23,800
Speaker 4: the loudest and the most viciously, Sydney, Marie, Sidney sitting

1325
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 4: are you really doing this, Sydney sitting at the comedy

1326
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:30,240
Speaker 4: seller table, or Sidney sitting at the diner, or Sidney

1327
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 4: sitting at the comedy show like Sidney is.

1328
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:36,160
Speaker 1: Roasting people like a veteran in the game. You are

1329
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:38,680
Speaker 1: the meanest person I know. Okay, And that doesn't mean

1330
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:40,600
Speaker 1: that I'm That doesn't mean that you're not roasting people.

1331
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:44,400
Speaker 1: When you love that, you roast, you roast to the end.

1332
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 3: Listen, you don't mean that Sidney and I bonded over

1333
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:53,040
Speaker 3: a roasting session at a comedy show at an open mic. Sidney,

1334
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:55,400
Speaker 3: don't do that. Don't leave me out here, like people

1335
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:56,360
Speaker 3: don't listen to the podcast.

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01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:59,680
Speaker 1: You guys are good at roasting. Oh, we don't do

1337
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:02,840
Speaker 1: the show. We don't do that battle because I'm too

1338
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:03,880
Speaker 1: sensitive for that. Yeah.

1339
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,000
Speaker 3: No, And I would love to know, because I feel

1340
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:07,600
Speaker 3: like Mike Lawrence is the best at that. I would

1341
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:09,000
Speaker 3: love to know what he would write about me. But

1342
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 3: I would also probably cry.

1343
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,120
Speaker 1: Have you not done a roast? Meal. I would never.

1344
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:15,400
Speaker 1: I would never were fighting after if we do a roast,

1345
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:19,840
Speaker 1: squear enough. But Sydney did do a roast bat and I.

1346
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 3: Bomb sister, who's not even a comedian anymore. So there's

1347
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:29,360
Speaker 3: the rose the gagger. You won that battle, but I

1348
01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:32,680
Speaker 3: won in real life. Wow, you said you make money.

1349
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:34,800
Speaker 3: Sidney said she was doing a roast. I was like, oh,

1350
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:37,280
Speaker 3: because they asked us a bunch of times. They were like,

1351
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:38,840
Speaker 3: would you guys do a roast battle against each other?

1352
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:41,760
Speaker 1: I was like, no, never, I don't need to do that,

1353
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:45,600
Speaker 1: and Sonny was like, well, I sometimes.

1354
01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:47,400
Speaker 3: It wouldn't be a it wouldn't be a right roast

1355
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:49,640
Speaker 3: because marinos everything about me.

1356
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:51,080
Speaker 2: I know nothing about Marini.

1357
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:57,040
Speaker 1: Oh the ball up that wall, build it around Marie.

1358
01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:58,160
Speaker 1: I know nothing about her.

1359
01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:02,480
Speaker 3: Anything that I could find remotely means so right, and

1360
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:03,640
Speaker 3: it's not even that bad.

1361
01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:05,600
Speaker 1: But that's the thing. That's what the white people do.

1362
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:09,520
Speaker 1: They get together and tell each other's deepest darkness. They

1363
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:12,320
Speaker 1: write together. Yeah, they be like, well, your mom dies,

1364
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:13,960
Speaker 1: you odeed, I'm gonna talk about that.

1365
01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:16,080
Speaker 3: And I'll be like, oh no right, no, no, no, no, no,

1366
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:19,000
Speaker 3: what you won't do? And that's that's why I'm like that.

1367
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:20,880
Speaker 3: When it gets deeper like that, we're good.

1368
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:25,280
Speaker 1: I don't do that. Yeah, my dead dad who had

1369
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:26,800
Speaker 1: scoliosis and cancer.

1370
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:32,240
Speaker 3: Nahou we don't need dead dead beat dad jokes.

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01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:33,280
Speaker 1: Right.

1372
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:36,560
Speaker 3: And I just feel like as when when you're battling

1373
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:38,800
Speaker 3: a white person and as a black person, you know

1374
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:42,840
Speaker 3: they're gonna say something, right, and especially if you're a

1375
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:44,919
Speaker 3: black chick, they're gonna say something that like they're gonna

1376
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:46,680
Speaker 3: call you some type of hood rat, monkey or some

1377
01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:48,760
Speaker 3: type of and it's like, we're not doing this in

1378
01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:52,960
Speaker 3: front of sixteen people in a basement. Let's go to

1379
01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:55,960
Speaker 3: the diner, feel me, and then we can roast each other.

1380
01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:59,840
Speaker 3: We do it, we do it quietly in public space.

1381
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:02,439
Speaker 1: This is when movie theater.

1382
01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:02,760
Speaker 5: No.

1383
01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:05,800
Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna take that. Not from a white person. Girl,

1384
01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:09,800
Speaker 1: that's a great way to end the pot. Take that

1385
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:11,560
Speaker 1: before we go.

1386
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:14,840
Speaker 2: Do you have like three tips on being honest?

1387
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:17,760
Speaker 1: How to be your most honest self? How to be

1388
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:18,840
Speaker 1: your most honest self.

1389
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:22,160
Speaker 3: I've been practicing on using my voice in therapy, So

1390
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:26,120
Speaker 3: everybody use your voice. Your voice matters, just like be louder,

1391
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:29,120
Speaker 3: not louder, or to speak up. For example, when when

1392
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:31,640
Speaker 3: the dude was like, your hair looks great. I should

1393
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:35,440
Speaker 3: have said, no, I just woke up. Yeah, I just

1394
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:37,800
Speaker 3: I woke up like these and you need to do

1395
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:40,240
Speaker 3: something to my hair. Or I should have hit my

1396
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:42,600
Speaker 3: manager up and said get me the fuck off the set,

1397
01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:45,440
Speaker 3: like didn't you have could you have left?

1398
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:50,280
Speaker 1: I wanted to leave. They weren't paying me. I wanted

1399
01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:50,560
Speaker 1: to leave.

1400
01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:52,160
Speaker 3: So so that's part of the thing, was like I

1401
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:53,880
Speaker 3: should have spoken up and I should have said something,

1402
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:57,600
Speaker 3: especially professionally. So I want everybody to be more honest

1403
01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:01,280
Speaker 3: with themselves professionally and relationships with friendships. If somebody asks

1404
01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:04,120
Speaker 3: you a question, answer truthfully. You don't got to be mean,

1405
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:05,240
Speaker 3: but you could just be honest.

1406
01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:07,280
Speaker 1: Okay, So your friendly comes up to you and says,

1407
01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:09,840
Speaker 1: do you think I'm funny? I'm not getting booked on

1408
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:10,480
Speaker 1: any shows.

1409
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:13,479
Speaker 3: You said, maybe you should go to some more open

1410
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:18,560
Speaker 3: mic Oh, and uh, work on your dude.

1411
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:19,480
Speaker 1: This happened the other night.

1412
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:21,600
Speaker 3: This happened the other night, but Nigga bombed on stage

1413
01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:24,439
Speaker 3: in front of us, and Kay with that bomb face,

1414
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:25,040
Speaker 3: who was it.

1415
01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:27,400
Speaker 1: Late? Honest?

1416
01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:29,680
Speaker 3: Can you write it in it right in the Google

1417
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:31,600
Speaker 3: dog look look right in the Google doc.

1418
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:36,560
Speaker 1: Does that mean anything to you? Does that mean yeah? Yeah?

1419
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:40,560
Speaker 3: So Nigga bombed and then we were like, came over

1420
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:43,520
Speaker 3: and I'm not gonna be like good set, and I

1421
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:45,720
Speaker 3: was just like dude, I was like, the premises are good,

1422
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:46,240
Speaker 3: you just.

1423
01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:47,800
Speaker 1: Need to work on them. You just need to work.

1424
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:48,520
Speaker 2: That's helpful.

1425
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:51,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would rather somebody be honest with me, because

1426
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:53,320
Speaker 3: if you're walking through and people are being fake, we

1427
01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:54,680
Speaker 3: have enough phoniness in this industry.

1428
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:58,040
Speaker 1: Why are we being fake? If you're not funny? You already?

1429
01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:00,680
Speaker 1: I think, no, you're not. I mean literally just bombed,

1430
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:02,640
Speaker 1: so and we all bomb everybody.

1431
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:06,160
Speaker 3: Yes, it says everybody bombs, but when when I bomb,

1432
01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:07,880
Speaker 3: I'd be like, wow, I am not funny.

1433
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:09,840
Speaker 1: And then I and I take my black ass home.

1434
01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:13,720
Speaker 1: I don't go. I would never shot out to go

1435
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:16,360
Speaker 1: back to school and get my master's. Like what I feel?

1436
01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:20,280
Speaker 1: Go back to the jar boy? Right? Yeah? Okay, ask somebody.

1437
01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:25,120
Speaker 2: That last thing. Friend brings her significant other over, You

1438
01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:26,560
Speaker 2: meet him, yes, he leaves?

1439
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:29,000
Speaker 1: Yes, Hey girl, what do you think about my man?

1440
01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:32,720
Speaker 1: Did I not like him? No? He's a mess.

1441
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:36,360
Speaker 2: He rolled up in a skateboard o hairline?

1442
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:39,040
Speaker 1: Not right? Okay, Yes, he's a mess. He ain't out

1443
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:42,240
Speaker 1: of money. Yes, no, let's put another layer on this. Please.

1444
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:45,640
Speaker 3: You used to date him. Cute your friend shows up

1445
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:48,600
Speaker 3: with this dude, you used to date him? He walks away?

1446
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:51,640
Speaker 1: Do you like my man? What do you say? Girl?

1447
01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:53,800
Speaker 1: You know that was that I was telling you about

1448
01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:54,640
Speaker 1: from two years ago?

1449
01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:55,440
Speaker 3: Right? Oh?

1450
01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:57,040
Speaker 1: Do I like your man? Your man has been up

1451
01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:57,240
Speaker 1: for me?

1452
01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:59,920
Speaker 3: Yes? Yeah, I would, I would be I will you

1453
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:03,400
Speaker 3: let your friends still date that man? Let I'm all

1454
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:07,520
Speaker 3: about people doing what they want to do. You know, Hey,

1455
01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:10,920
Speaker 3: there are plenty of sisters in comedy.

1456
01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:15,720
Speaker 1: Because I don't have the biggestmost sister income. Good girl,

1457
01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:21,440
Speaker 1: I have a few. So yeah, good for you, Marie.

1458
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:23,360
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you, bitch.

1459
01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:27,760
Speaker 3: Yeah no, so uh you know I would definitely be

1460
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:30,000
Speaker 3: honest and be like, yeah I was, I did that

1461
01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:31,240
Speaker 3: and he was terrible.

1462
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:33,600
Speaker 1: But good luck, he was terrible.

1463
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:35,480
Speaker 2: Good luck. That's good, that's honest.

1464
01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:37,360
Speaker 1: That's a good that's a good place to leave it. Yeah,

1465
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:39,800
Speaker 1: this has been fun. We went all the way around.

1466
01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:41,520
Speaker 3: We went to the strip club, to therapy, we went

1467
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:43,760
Speaker 3: to New Jersey. We're here and now we had a

1468
01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:45,840
Speaker 3: toll and we're back do.

1469
01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:47,840
Speaker 2: You think we've gotten closer through this hour.

1470
01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:50,440
Speaker 1: Yes, I know that you guys are liable to make

1471
01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:55,880
Speaker 1: me cry. So yes, I mean both of you.

1472
01:06:57,680 --> 01:07:00,200
Speaker 3: I feel like feeds off of energies. And if you

1473
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:02,800
Speaker 3: start crying, she might start crying. Oh I could cry

1474
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:04,840
Speaker 3: for I Yeah, I'm an EmPATH, a path.

1475
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:06,640
Speaker 1: Yes, I completely would do.

1476
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:10,120
Speaker 3: I see somebody crying, look, and I'm so glad I

1477
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:11,600
Speaker 3: had the sunglasses on because I almost cried.

1478
01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:15,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Wait during during which part when you

1479
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:17,840
Speaker 1: was talking about stripping? Oh no, I think it was

1480
01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:21,800
Speaker 1: that made me cry. You felt sad for me, it's

1481
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:22,320
Speaker 1: sad for you.

1482
01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:23,080
Speaker 2: Oh wow.

1483
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:25,520
Speaker 1: Yeah. Tell people listening where they can catch you. Yes,

1484
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,880
Speaker 1: you can catch me. Have the comedy seller a lot, Yeah,

1485
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:30,680
Speaker 1: you can catch me. I'm just gonna be all over

1486
01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:32,680
Speaker 1: the damn country. So you're very well.

1487
01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:36,920
Speaker 3: Nicole actually on Nicole on Instagram and Instagram and Twitter.

1488
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:40,760
Speaker 1: Website. Oh you have a website, Yes, Sydney is twenty nineteen.

1489
01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:45,120
Speaker 1: Oh you have. Of course she has. You want a

1490
01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:49,360
Speaker 1: toddler like you got a website. You've been doing this

1491
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:51,120
Speaker 1: podcast with her for years. You know how many times

1492
01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:52,000
Speaker 1: I've cried on the plood.

1493
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:54,680
Speaker 2: How about to hold back tears.

1494
01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:57,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, how many times you almost cried on the black

1495
01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:57,960
Speaker 1: so many times for me?

1496
01:07:58,880 --> 01:07:59,439
Speaker 2: So many times?

1497
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:02,080
Speaker 1: You know what it's I feel tears coming. We gotta

1498
01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:06,160
Speaker 1: go comment, subscribe, listen to the Patreon for the Real Team. Yes,

1499
01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:14,080
Speaker 1: you go get see you in New Jersey for.

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01:08:17,360 --> 01:08:20,840
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