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Speaker 2: But Bella's the Super Bowl? I mean that was an
Speaker 2: ass Is that? Mitch? You might know, I know you're
Speaker 2: a historian in the NFL. Is that the worst ass
Speaker 2: beating we've seen in the Super Bowl? I know, you
Speaker 2: got What one that comes to mind is Ravens over
Speaker 2: Giants back in the early two thousands.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean the worst one that I have ever seen.
Speaker 9: I think they said, like one of the facts was like,
Speaker 9: this is the largest lead in the Super Bowl since
Speaker 9: like the Redskins back in the seventies or something like that.
Speaker 2: I mean, that game was crazy. It got to a
Speaker 2: point where I'm sitting there in the middle of the
Speaker 2: second half. Of course I'm having fun. The Chiefs kingdom's falling.
Speaker 2: The dynasty is not happening. And I've played into this
Speaker 2: hater of the Chiefs for the last few years. But
Speaker 2: there was a moment where I had to grab myself
Speaker 2: because I was actually starting to feel bad for the
Speaker 2: Chiefs on how bad it was going, because I just
Speaker 2: wanted to see a better game. And then I had
Speaker 2: to shake myself, Like, Bro, they go to the AFC Championship.
Speaker 2: They went every year the last seven years. They have
Speaker 2: a couple of Super Bowls, Like they're going to be
Speaker 2: just fine, but the kingdom has fallen. In the Philadelphia Eagles,
Speaker 2: the bullies of the NFL, they absolutely manhandled them. Bro.
Speaker 2: They that truly was a bloodbath the and that was
Speaker 2: without Saquon even running crazy. The Chiefs get did a
Speaker 2: good job of kind of keeping him at bay. Slips
Speaker 2: a couple times in the backfield, but aj Brown goes
Speaker 2: off dots and has a big game. How bummed are
Speaker 2: the fans that had Dots and on first touchdown score?
Speaker 2: I know, the group chat was, Gary, did you have it? Yeah?
Speaker 6: I had that, I had Juju I had. I took
Speaker 6: all three of the ones I sent in the group text,
Speaker 6: and I'm jumping higher than I ever have because I'm like,
Speaker 6: oh my god. Yeah, and then the replay starts having
Speaker 6: I was like, mother fucker.
Speaker 2: I know plus seven thousand, right, yes, bro, that would
Speaker 2: have been crazy.
Speaker 6: That would have been a crazy I literally just scrolled
Speaker 6: when I was texting you guys. I was like, all right,
Speaker 6: I'm sin three one semi realistic one that was you know,
Speaker 6: Juji was like plus three thousand, and then yeah, Dots
Speaker 6: was plus seven thousand.
Speaker 2: And he had a game too.
Speaker 1: Is over under for receiving yards was three and a half.
Speaker 2: Which is crazy, bro, he had all his props.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that one hurt though. That one hurt because then
Speaker 6: you know they his knees down on the two yard
Speaker 6: line whatever, and it's like, all right, here we go bullyball.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just could not believe how lopsided the game was,
Speaker 2: how flat the Chiefs were. I want to say what
Speaker 2: they had several three and outs to open the game, right, Like,
Speaker 2: they were zero for six on third down in the
Speaker 2: first half. They had about twenty three total yards after
Speaker 2: the first half, didn't you say, mitche like twenty five
Speaker 2: total yards going into the fourth quarter.
Speaker 1: I think going into the fourth quarter they had like
Speaker 1: thirty eight total yards.
Speaker 2: Which is just unreal. That's a very uncharacteristic. Like Andy
Speaker 2: Reid Chiefs football team.
Speaker 6: The first half, there's not like a single play I
Speaker 6: mean that could be wrong.
Speaker 2: Was the d hop drop in the first half or yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: because that was a two minute drill they needed to
Speaker 2: go down.
Speaker 6: It's the most memorable play they've had they had on offense.
Speaker 6: I can't recall like one play where I was like,
Speaker 6: all right, this is a good play until the end
Speaker 6: when yeah, there was a one moment.
Speaker 2: Ye dropping that ball too? Did he like was his
Speaker 2: focus went off because it looked like he was going
Speaker 2: two hands and try one hand.
Speaker 7: It's like, bro, just eat know, y'all know what it is.
Speaker 10: It's a Clemson player put in the brightest lights in
Speaker 10: the biggest moment.
Speaker 7: We knew this was going to happen.
Speaker 10: He got himself a touchdown himself a little trash can touchdown,
Speaker 10: and he is from the A six four, so I
Speaker 10: will I won't fully hate on him, but yeah, tripping
Speaker 10: And also to go back though with the Super Bowls
Speaker 10: getting dominated in twenty fourteen, the Seahawks beat the Broncos
Speaker 10: forty three to eight.
Speaker 2: That's right, they did whoop their ass.
Speaker 7: Pey Manning had a bad game.
Speaker 2: Safety Yeah, yeah, that was that was Yeah, that was
Speaker 2: an ass beating. Yeah that's one too. It's like again,
Speaker 2: right after that game and everybody just eliminating Patrick mahone
Speaker 2: from the goat conversation.
Speaker 7: Like Tom had to be hype low KEI.
Speaker 2: No, Tom was just watching it game, just smoking a cigarette,
Speaker 2: just watching down the field, be like, yeah, you're not
Speaker 2: gonna touch me. But it was you know, uh, you
Speaker 2: know the scene in that Nike the Nike movie, what's
Speaker 2: it called the Air. He's like, they're gonna build you
Speaker 2: up and then the moment you slipp they're gonna tear
Speaker 2: you down. Like the fact that everyone's just almost throwing
Speaker 2: Mahomes into the trash can like he shouldn't be anywhere
Speaker 2: close to the God conversation. Don't ever bring it up again.
Speaker 2: The Yeah, the Patriots dynasty, they come nowhere close to
Speaker 2: now we get to stop talking about it. It is
Speaker 2: crazy how they're just shooting on that he did have
Speaker 2: a bad game.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, I will say I think it does. There
Speaker 10: is a different vibe. Obviously, Patrick Mahomes should one thousand
Speaker 10: percent still be in like the goat conversation, he could
Speaker 10: do it. But the feeling after anytime the Patriots would
Speaker 10: lose in the playoffs, I know my first thought as
Speaker 10: a fan was like, they're gonna win it next year,
Speaker 10: like because they're that good and like that competitive where
Speaker 10: the chief I'm more kind of.
Speaker 2: Like they do. I don't is this it?
Speaker 10: Yeah, like I have no doubt he'll get back to
Speaker 10: a super Bowl, But I don't like feet. I don't
Speaker 10: think of the Chiefs as next year like taking it
Speaker 10: personal and running through everybody like the Patriots would do right.
Speaker 2: And they got and getting beat like that too. It
Speaker 2: just puts it different. Patriots never had that kind of loss.
Speaker 2: And and to your point, it's like, who knows if
Speaker 2: Mahomes when you when you witness an ass upin like
Speaker 2: that last night, it's like you say, I think it's
Speaker 2: very easy to say there's no doubt Patrick Mahomes will
Speaker 2: be back. But after witnessing that. You don't know what's
Speaker 2: gonna happen with Chris Jones, you don't I don't know
Speaker 2: what's gonna happen with Travis Kelce. You never know what
Speaker 2: those offensive weapons like, you know, Kareem Hunt, like some
Speaker 2: guys that kind of came in, like DeAndre Hopkins was
Speaker 2: another one. Not the biggest game changer, but still you
Speaker 2: have these holes that are getting filled along this past season.
Speaker 2: You don't know what's up in the air with the
Speaker 2: Chiefs future. As far as Mahomes's weapons, who knows if
Speaker 2: you will see them again. That could have been the
Speaker 2: last time we witnessed the Chiefs in a Super Bowl
Speaker 2: in the Patrick Mahomes era.
Speaker 9: That's also like Andy Reid's getting older. Yeah, it honestly
Speaker 9: like I feel like the Chiefs will be fine with
Speaker 9: all their weapons and stuff because Andy Reid's their head
Speaker 9: coach and he just is a wizard with figuring out
Speaker 9: how to get people the ball. But I mean he's
Speaker 9: getting old, He's getting longer in the tooth, like who
Speaker 9: knows how long he wants to keep coaching.
Speaker 1: So it's like, you're right, it is like is our
Speaker 1: time up?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 6: There the receiver room is crazy deep at skill level
Speaker 6: at all positions, and yeah, it's like you lose one
Speaker 6: or two of those and you you're human quote unquote
Speaker 6: as far as like, okay, you only have one or
Speaker 6: two guys.
Speaker 1: We are going to be let's go. We would get
Speaker 1: Rashid Rice back next year.
Speaker 8: Crazy with Xavior Worthy.
Speaker 9: Yeah, sky Moore hasn't done anything, but like Marquis Brown,
Speaker 9: I think they started him to a couple of years.
Speaker 1: De Hopp will probably de hop will probably be gone.
Speaker 9: I don't know, like not that Juju really did a
Speaker 9: whole lot this season, but he might come back.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 9: Like Travis is getting older, Like we do have a
Speaker 9: like with Worthy, Marquise and Rice. They're all young, and
Speaker 9: they're all kind of studs, but they're all kind of
Speaker 9: like the same type of player. They're all just super fast,
Speaker 9: like not really like a deep ball, kind of like
Speaker 9: contested catch, like a J Brown the.
Speaker 1: Kind of guy.
Speaker 9: So it's like, unless you're just that dink and dunk
Speaker 9: offense and just run a slant take it for sixty like,
Speaker 9: I don't know, you're.
Speaker 2: Gonna need some more weapons. I mean, we can talk
Speaker 2: about the Chiefs having a bad game. But the Eagles
Speaker 2: bro that roster. I mean they the physicality of that game,
Speaker 2: that offensive line just moving the line of scrimmage. The defense,
Speaker 2: I mean, the defense played lights out, Bro. They were
Speaker 2: We talked about Mahomes having a bad game, Like there
Speaker 2: was a stat that the Eagles didn't blitz all night,
Speaker 2: I know, going into the fourth quarter or something like that.
Speaker 2: They had they were pressuring over fifty percent of the
Speaker 2: time with only a four man rush. I mean they
Speaker 2: were dominating that line of scrimmage, getting to Patrick Mahomes
Speaker 2: making him very uncomfortable. That was that was shown. I
Speaker 2: was obvious. And then the guys in the back end
Speaker 2: just making plays that picked by Zach Bonn, like right
Speaker 2: when Hurts through that pick, Bond turned around and bailing
Speaker 2: out the offense and getting a pick of his own.
Speaker 2: Cooper Dejene first team All White. He's our m v P. Yes,
Speaker 2: he is our MVP, the one who hosts the cookout
Speaker 2: having that pick six. That was it was awesome to
Speaker 2: watch like that team dominated aj Brown. The specimen that
Speaker 2: he is bro is nuts. It does seem too easy
Speaker 2: because McDuffie locks dudes down and he really wasn't having
Speaker 2: a whole lot of problem with McDuffie was.
Speaker 6: That first flag on aj Op.
Speaker 2: I no, no, no.
Speaker 6: The first pass in the game. You can't throw a flag.
Speaker 2: Right, You just gotta let the boys play. And it
Speaker 2: was like the guy's leaning, like if you go frame
Speaker 2: by frame, still shot by still shot, you can find
Speaker 2: a penalty everywhere. And yeah, he might have. He might
Speaker 2: have barely touched his face mask with his pinky. I believe.
Speaker 6: With this pinky, like I said, could push boy off
Speaker 6: of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, And it wasn't like that. It's like McDuffie
Speaker 2: got beat up the line of scrimmage, so he was
Speaker 2: kind of leaning and and Agent is just kind of
Speaker 2: like pushing downward. Yeah, they're both doing it. You can't
Speaker 2: help his faces right there. But to me, that was
Speaker 2: a very ticky tech call. Bad call for sure, bad
Speaker 2: call for sure.
Speaker 6: It just opened up Twitter fingers as soon as.
Speaker 2: Dude, you knew the world was going to erupt on
Speaker 2: that fourth and one because I was surprised, what was it?
Speaker 9: Was it fourth and two? So I think that was
Speaker 9: like fourth and three, fourth and four like it was.
Speaker 9: It wasn't toush push territory.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, yeah, but you're sitting there and then Jalen
Speaker 2: just rips it now. Also, can can are we allowed
Speaker 2: at Garrett? I saw your tweet? Are we can? We
Speaker 2: all give the respect now to Jalen Hurts for what
Speaker 2: he's accomplished, winning the Super Bowl, the MVP of the
Speaker 2: super Bowl, because the dude is just a winner. A couple, yeah,
Speaker 2: a couple of balls that like the one where he
Speaker 2: threw a pick and I was like, oh, that was
Speaker 2: a great punt by Jalen Hurts and somebody comment that
Speaker 2: they were on the thirty great punt though, yeah, great punt.
Speaker 2: Thought the set up for a Zach Bonn interception and
Speaker 2: they went in and scored.
Speaker 6: But uh, the Jalen his resume is way better than
Speaker 6: people realize. Like he's won at every.
Speaker 2: Level, every level that commercially has now fire love Hurts.
Speaker 6: Swagg is a little song with it too, like he's
Speaker 6: such a vibe.
Speaker 2: And lookie, I hate like I'm obviously gonna be glazing him.
Speaker 2: But he ist a swaggy bro. He's got handsome.
Speaker 6: Get the hoop earing, the cheek.
Speaker 2: Bones, the wings, the way he delivers his tone of voice.
Speaker 6: After the game, they had him on the he can
Speaker 6: get him on the panel.
Speaker 2: He's got a team full of women around him, like
Speaker 2: his agent rep is marketing all of it. The dude's
Speaker 2: got juice. The dude has all the juice in the world,
Speaker 2: and I need just a little bit of it.
Speaker 6: It'd be awesome to have him on the bus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we can get him on What you mean?
Speaker 6: I mean, that's like a debate that will go on forever.
Speaker 2: But lo okid, what he did at.
Speaker 6: Alabama SEC championships, National championships, went to Oklahoma, didn't win
Speaker 6: any of those, but he was a Heisman finalist, So
Speaker 6: I mean that debate can go forever.
Speaker 2: But to get him on a bus and well, we
Speaker 2: won't let him get around your bulls goes no bro.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 6: After the game, they asked him, you know, like the
Speaker 6: question like how you deal with the adversity. He was like,
Speaker 6: everything I've been through, and people like forget that he
Speaker 6: has won SEC championships. All they remember is that he
Speaker 6: got benched and then he went to Oklahoma. It was
Speaker 6: a freshman went straight to the national championship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a baller.
Speaker 6: He is a point. He was a one look guy
Speaker 6: and run.
Speaker 2: And you gotta think too, like the balls on the
Speaker 2: Eagles organization for when they moved on from WinCE and
Speaker 2: drafted Jalen Hurts. Everyone wanted that. I mean, the Eagles
Speaker 2: fans won, everybody fired at all times, but everybody was
Speaker 2: calling for their head. Then right then they go to
Speaker 2: the Super Bowl and lose it with Hurts and the
Speaker 2: the fact that you're back in the Super Bowl. What
Speaker 2: a couple of years later, two years later and then
Speaker 2: you win. Hurts is the MVP. You got to be
Speaker 2: sitting up there like front office, all those guys whoever
Speaker 2: was involved with taking the shot at Jalen Hurts and
Speaker 2: be like, all right, let's let's move on now from
Speaker 2: Carson Wentz when Nick Foles won the title, like you got,
Speaker 2: you got whatever pieces you want. You can kind of
Speaker 2: go any direction with the quarterback, but to put your
Speaker 2: eggs in on Jalen Hurts. Now he's got a second
Speaker 2: contract with them, he's won year Super Bowl and brought
Speaker 2: the Lombardi back.
Speaker 6: Yeah he I mean his first year as a starter
Speaker 6: was Sirianni's first year, go to the Super Bowl, next year, lose,
Speaker 6: third year, they go to the superl This his third
Speaker 6: year or four year.
Speaker 1: Third year was last year when they went ten and
Speaker 1: oh and then shoot the bed.
Speaker 2: Right, But first I thought, it's only been two years
Speaker 2: since the Super Bowl. Yeah, they went to they went
Speaker 2: to the Super Bowl. Maybe it was.
Speaker 6: Playoff and then the next year super Bowl playoff super Bowl.
Speaker 2: That sounds right, Yeah, yeah, that's right, because it was
Speaker 2: they went to the Super Bow. They've been the two Super
Speaker 2: Bowls and three y Okay, Yeah, Sirianni's first four years, right, yeah, Sirianni.
Speaker 2: Whoeverybody was sleeper wanting to hang this man in the
Speaker 2: middle of the year. What you say week nine was
Speaker 2: the latest. I mean last year when they went ten
Speaker 2: and oher and then dropped, they're calling for Sirianni, get
Speaker 2: him out of here. He's hiring his buddies.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: With Jalen, everybody wanted him going. Then you fast forwarded
Speaker 2: this year, they went what thirteen and three, fourteen and three.
Speaker 2: I forget if the record was in the regular season.
Speaker 9: I think it was like since Week four they were
Speaker 9: ten and one and the only time they lost was
Speaker 9: when Jalen Hurts got hurt and Jayden Daniels went.
Speaker 2: Crazy and they wonted him fired.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: When aj might only caught the ball that has one
Speaker 2: catch or whatever, and there was some there was some drama.
Speaker 2: That's when we had Wallow and Gilly on. But people
Speaker 2: were calling from then it is crazy. And then you
Speaker 2: go on and win the super Bowl. It's like only
Speaker 2: only the Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 6: On the In the post game, they asked him on
Speaker 6: the desk of trying to say it's like three times,
Speaker 6: but they asked him like, hey, since you've been here,
Speaker 6: like what's happened? How is it taken this time? He's
Speaker 6: like first year with Sirianni did whatever. And then in
Speaker 6: that offseason he was like, hey, coach, I got somebody
Speaker 6: in Tennessee that's ready to go win. Got aj draft
Speaker 6: Avante Smith, and then the last piece of the puzzle
Speaker 6: was like this off season we went and got this
Speaker 6: guy and pointed at Saquon. It's really it's like they
Speaker 6: really have like had pieces gotten as far as they've gotten.
Speaker 6: The next year add pieces same thing, and then they
Speaker 6: go and get Saque.
Speaker 2: And they're lucky to have the continuity that they have,
Speaker 2: like along the line of scrimmage that they've experienced. It's
Speaker 2: like Jurgens came in and he was kind of behind Kelsey.
Speaker 2: He's learning from Kelsey. But you got Lane Johnson who's
Speaker 2: been just a steady force the whole time. You got
Speaker 2: guys along the defensive line when j Jayalen Carter has
Speaker 2: been able to come in. But you get Sweat from
Speaker 2: from the Washington or the Bears, wherever he came from.
Speaker 2: I know he started with Washington. You got Brandon Graham.
Speaker 2: Like they've had some continuity at key spot, some good vets.
Speaker 2: They've brought in good bets, but they've also drafted.
Speaker 7: Well, that's their draft is in Cuina.
Speaker 2: Mitchell and Cooper Dejene, those two cats right there.
Speaker 7: Man Jalen Carter.
Speaker 1: I think they actually.
Speaker 2: Because they were I want to say, their back seven
Speaker 2: was like the worst in the league last year and
Speaker 2: now they're looking at the number one defense in the
Speaker 2: NFL this year.
Speaker 1: I think they drafted Josh Sat. You're thinking of Montes.
Speaker 2: Sweat, I'm thinking of Montes Josh right, that's how me.
Speaker 1: So like he's a guy. Another guy that they.
Speaker 6: Drafted, Georgia Dan. They drafted a Georgia d lineman and
Speaker 6: Georgia linebacker. The next year did the same thing.
Speaker 2: And even you talk about the Jordan linebacker. What's his
Speaker 2: name again? Na, Kobe Dean Nikobe Dean Baller and he
Speaker 2: went down in the playoffs and then you got uh
Speaker 2: uh Berks. Yeah, what's his fucking first himp? That's my guy, Yeah,
Speaker 2: number forty two. But I'm talking about is like, this
Speaker 2: is my boy, and I'm drawing a blank on his
Speaker 2: name right now.
Speaker 1: Boy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he got drafted out of Vandy, played at Green Bay.
Speaker 2: Oran Brooks ob yeah, ob Orn Brooks, I'm saying, and
Speaker 2: he does a hell of a job just filling in,
Speaker 2: like again, this team from top to bottom. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: Zach Bond making the transition the inside backer off the
Speaker 2: ball linebacker. But just the vets that they've had Darius Slay,
Speaker 2: they're talking about, Oh is he lost a step? He's
Speaker 2: kind of getting old, and then you just put this
Speaker 2: youth around him that helps, you know, pick him up.
Speaker 2: You gotta read blanket hip on the back end, Cooper Quinnon, Mitchell,
Speaker 2: who's their other safety? Read blanket ship?
Speaker 1: I don't remember, I don't.
Speaker 2: You're supposed to be a guy.
Speaker 1: No, I know, I didn't. I didn't hear what names
Speaker 1: you just said.
Speaker 2: Supposed to be a guy. Guy, just the other safety
Speaker 2: I didn't hear all the different guys. You said there's
Speaker 2: two cities.
Speaker 6: Though they just dominated from the start of the game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, i'd be curious too, like what they what they
Speaker 2: look like next year. I'm sure they'll be good.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't know if they have anybody with their
Speaker 9: contract up. Like the only person that's kind of like
Speaker 9: an if is Lane Johnson because he's getting older, but
Speaker 9: I mean he's still He's got better numbers than Pennel
Speaker 9: And yeah, it was all pro so it's like, but.
Speaker 2: If you're Lane Johnson that old, do you go off
Speaker 2: into the sunset with one your one super Bowl?
Speaker 6: They probably got somebody right behind him.
Speaker 2: Ready to go, ready to go.
Speaker 6: It was the biggest line or heaviest o line in
Speaker 6: Super Bowl history. I did see that.
Speaker 2: I saw that the heaviest line, tallest line at the
Speaker 2: center too. Did you see the comparable of the first
Speaker 2: the first Super Bowl average weight versus seven? First the
Speaker 2: Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: Now mix three two forty five and then the Eagles
Speaker 1: were six.
Speaker 2: Six seventy Yeah? Was it six six sixty seven?
Speaker 9: I have no idea, but either way, McKai beck in
Speaker 9: six seven Jordan my lot is like six.
Speaker 2: Kay back then sixty seven three and sixty pounds as.
Speaker 6: A guard as a guard, as a guard.
Speaker 11: Bro, seeing him in person, I literally saw him.
Speaker 7: He stood up.
Speaker 12: I said, no, I think I was the only one
Speaker 12: I heard that the highest, the highest pitch you can get.
Speaker 7: But he was legit. He stood up next to Taylor.
Speaker 2: I said, Taylor is a big human being. And even
Speaker 2: though he's like lighter now he's like two fifty two sixty,
Speaker 2: he's still six seven. When Makai Beckton stood up and
Speaker 2: stood next to Taylor, that ship was crazy. Bro. Yeah
Speaker 2: he was too. It's like, Makay, what's up man, I'm
Speaker 2: will I knew who you go. I'm like, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: take it.
Speaker 7: You got to introduce yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, relax man. That vlog is out too,
Speaker 2: by the way, if you're tuning in right now, we
Speaker 2: have a vlog that kind of recaps our entire week
Speaker 2: in New Orleans. JP did an incredible job, but we
Speaker 2: had a lot of fun questions. We got to go
Speaker 2: to the Chiefs media day, we got to go to
Speaker 2: the Eagles media day. We're trying to get access in
Speaker 2: media row, which fails on us the first few times,
Speaker 2: but we ended up making it happen. It was a
Speaker 2: It's a fun week encapsulated into one vlog that is
Speaker 2: on our YouTube channel, Busting with the Boys. And again,
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Speaker 2: but you can find all of our fun content from
Speaker 2: the super Bowl week on our YouTube page. Yeah, do
Speaker 2: we feel good? Fellas? I thank you. Dive into the
Speaker 2: weekly recap with myself. Taylor was here, Taylor listen. So
Speaker 2: the reason Taylor's now here right now is we're all
Speaker 2: on vacation. So Taylor's in Canada. I'm about to, Uh,
Speaker 2: your boy is about to take the family to Hawaii.
Speaker 2: Are you guys going to anywhere this week? Where you
Speaker 2: guys heading.
Speaker 6: Go on West Coast? I can get some sun. But
Speaker 6: I looked at the weather. It's gonna rain.
Speaker 2: Oh really, bro I know I'm chasing some sunlight too,
Speaker 2: like just being out in New Orleans and just seeing
Speaker 2: my Like I'm at.
Speaker 6: The one day in New Orleans and look down and god, damn,
Speaker 6: I know, legs are scary.
Speaker 2: You need some sun, need some sun. JP you going anywhere? Mitch,
Speaker 2: You going anywhere?
Speaker 1: I'm going to Chattanooga.
Speaker 9: That's just because Brooke is her next rotations in Chattanooga.
Speaker 9: So I'm just gonna go down there for a couple
Speaker 9: of days.
Speaker 2: Oh nice, I know our boy go to the aquarium.
Speaker 1: Do I have a good aquarium?
Speaker 2: Yeah, our boy Jackson Breckinridge, Lottie, Tom d Breckenridge. You
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Speaker 8: New Orleans let's go on Orleans real quick. I'm gonna
Speaker 8: let you know. Do you want to rate it? Let's
Speaker 8: rate it and let's break it down.
Speaker 2: Okay, I would say the big win for busting with
Speaker 2: the boys to rate it. Yeah, I'm gonna rate it,
Speaker 2: but I'm gonna start with a win. I'm gonna try
Speaker 2: to make a little, a little sandwich shit sandwich bustles boys.
Speaker 2: The boys brought home all the hardware for the barstool week.
Speaker 2: You look at a dozen trivia, you look at the
Speaker 2: skills challenge. What else did we do? What else do
Speaker 2: we do? We also had some incredible interviews. There was
Speaker 2: some mixture. We got food poisoning, We ate some bad oysters.
Speaker 2: We read the article a little too late, so we're
Speaker 2: in the dumps from you know, Tuesday midday, Tuesday, Tuesday
Speaker 2: midday for JP, Tuesday night for me, you and Garrett
Speaker 2: on through. I mean that's leakage. The rest of the week,
Speaker 2: the hotel beds were shitty. We stayed in a in
Speaker 2: a pretty shitty spot New Orleans. We did love, we
Speaker 2: did enjoy ourselves in the French Quarter. Walking down Bourbon
Speaker 2: was a nice little blast. Anywhere you look, it's kind
Speaker 2: of like, hey, we probably shouldn't walk over there. It's
Speaker 2: a weird mix of like you can see the beauty
Speaker 2: in New Orleans, but also very quickly you can see
Speaker 2: the stench in New Orleans. What else?
Speaker 7: What else?
Speaker 2: Thursday long? I mean, we didn't get into media days,
Speaker 2: we miss out under credentials, but we do pick back
Speaker 2: up and gets the dust by going into the Chiefs
Speaker 2: Media Day. We get the Eagles media Day. We get
Speaker 2: some good content there, some highs, some ultimate lows that
Speaker 2: kind of drug out and really you just realize how
Speaker 2: much sleep you did not get all week long, even
Speaker 2: though we did not go out one time. Compared to
Speaker 2: Vegas last year, complete one eight overall, give it a
Speaker 2: four point five beautiful.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and I think that's my alarm saying your credit
Speaker 8: that's twice so nice? Said it twice? Yeah, Yeah, Monday
Speaker 8: miss our access point to go get our credentials. Supposed
Speaker 8: to be there before six, we decided we'll get there
Speaker 8: around six. We didn't know that we were supposed to
Speaker 8: be there before six until about twenty minutes before six,
Speaker 8: so we ended up missing out on that. Then a
Speaker 8: really dumb brainstorm took place. No bet it is in
Speaker 8: a brainstorm. We end up at the stadium and I'm
Speaker 8: not getting into that whole thing. Tuesday comes around, we
Speaker 8: try to make it right by going to uh these
Speaker 8: you know the hotel media days that we get knocked
Speaker 8: out of that because we don't have the crect credentials
Speaker 8: for that. Fast forward to Wednesday. We all have we
Speaker 8: all have food poisoning. I feel fantastic at seven in
Speaker 8: the morning, seven thirty five in the morning, I'm sitting
Speaker 8: on the toil that I'm in front of the toilet.
Speaker 8: I'm back sitting in front of the toilet. It's a
Speaker 8: bad sandwich. If we're making this into a whole bunch
Speaker 8: of sandwisteings, like Will said, bleeds onto Thursday and then
Speaker 8: eventually Friday. The beds are shit, the hotel was shit.
Speaker 8: I took a shower Monday and Wednesday. That's and I
Speaker 8: and I actually did not wash my hair or face
Speaker 8: the entire time because the faucet in my hotel was
Speaker 8: different shades of green and blue and touches of brown
Speaker 8: around the spot of the spouts. Didn't want to put
Speaker 8: my face in that. Also, in the top right corner
Speaker 8: with the venting area was to get the hot moisture
Speaker 8: out of the area was moldy to say the least.
Speaker 8: Your a my ace didn't work the first two nights,
Speaker 8: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Will.
Speaker 8: The French Quarter was beautiful here. This is where my
Speaker 8: biggest downfall was.
Speaker 2: And you had a great performance on the street. Thank you.
Speaker 8: I appreciate that. I think we I mean yeah overall.
Speaker 8: I think the content overall on for Busword the boys
Speaker 8: throughout the week was a plus. Whether I got negative
Speaker 8: reviews or positive reviews, like the content was was viewed
Speaker 8: and seen by many of people. So take that as
Speaker 8: a massive positive. Krusher bench press, the talking to the
Speaker 8: different teams, uh, the skills challenge, which full transparency zero
Speaker 8: part of me wanted to do. Before that, I was
Speaker 8: thinking to myself with the need, there's no way I'm
Speaker 8: gonna be able to do it. Plus my tummy hirts'
Speaker 8: about to poop and throw it at the same time.
Speaker 8: End up bawling in that whole entire thing. If you
Speaker 8: were able to watch it, if they're they're playing it back,
Speaker 8: Will Compton had himself a show as well. Going back
Speaker 8: to Will saying we took home the hardware, so positives,
Speaker 8: lots of negatives. My biggest negative for me. I'm a
Speaker 8: huge fan of New Orleans. I actually love the culture.
Speaker 8: I love the vibe. I love the grittiness, the fact
Speaker 8: that you feel like you're in a third world country
Speaker 8: but really you're in the United States of America. The voodoo,
Speaker 8: the spookiness. Uh you know, I've already said it, but
Speaker 8: the history of all of it. So I'm excited to
Speaker 8: indulge in the culture with the boys that haven't been JP,
Speaker 8: William Mitchell, you you've never been either, correct, But the Sherham,
Speaker 8: Jack Darret, you guys have all been. So I'm excited
Speaker 8: to be like, Yo, this place has got some really
Speaker 8: cool culture. But it's really exciting. There's not a world
Speaker 8: or a leg I can stand on from here on
Speaker 8: out that I can look at Mitch, JP or Will
Speaker 8: in the face and say, hey, you know, it sounds
Speaker 8: like a great idea going to New Orleans. Yeah, because
Speaker 8: I think Tuesday was like, We're walking around the French
Speaker 8: Corner and be like, Yo, this would be sick to
Speaker 8: do Forcepootober and Will was like, you know what, Yeah,
Speaker 8: that would be a good time to come here. Already
Speaker 8: knowing that Will was like not loving the absolute vibe
Speaker 8: of what was going on fully understood super Bowl time,
Speaker 8: it just gets a lot grittier not to mention the
Speaker 8: absolute United States militia on every single corner. It was
Speaker 8: like one to one between pedestrian and military people.
Speaker 2: You just because there's so many people and it's very congestion. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know you haven't got to the rating yet.
Speaker 8: Right overall it's tough, man, but I give it a
Speaker 8: four point five.
Speaker 2: Right in line, right in line. I will say this.
Speaker 2: I would go back in a heartbeat for for Spooptoba.
Speaker 8: Okay, that's good to know, because I was gonna let
Speaker 8: the pain of this week kind of get away from
Speaker 8: us until I was gonna jump back into like Junior July,
Speaker 8: and then I was gonna slide it onto the table
Speaker 8: at a team meeting one day, be like, hey, it's
Speaker 8: on the horizon. Maybe we go to New Orleans. Yeah,
Speaker 8: and just see how many eye rolls focus on Super Bowl.
Speaker 2: But every time, like you ensure we're on the scent
Speaker 2: of this, the haunted stuff and the spot that you're
Speaker 2: wanting to do on Thursday, it is like walking around
Speaker 2: that place, even though the the vampire boutique that we
Speaker 2: went to it's like that does seem like a place
Speaker 2: that comes alive in the month of October.
Speaker 8: Now, let's let let's play a little game of accountability.
Speaker 2: They cause our downfall.
Speaker 8: Two hundred and thirty five days till Spootober. If any
Speaker 8: of you guys are wondering, that's October one, correct, G
Speaker 8: thank you very much. Also shout out G just now
Speaker 8: for giving me that little piece of information on this phone.
Speaker 8: And that's outstanding work of a plus regret, absolutely beautiful.
Speaker 8: I do have to take a level of accountability. It
Speaker 8: was brought up by Sherman the group chat right after
Speaker 8: as we got into New Orleans and my bag was lost,
Speaker 8: So that was just right, that's another rounding out.
Speaker 2: But all Surris, you weren't lower than a four point five. Yeah,
Speaker 2: then the last one of the worst four point fives
Speaker 2: you've ever wear, one of.
Speaker 8: The worst four point fives I've probably ever given in
Speaker 8: my life. I will say the bag thing was was
Speaker 8: actually my fault, not the beautiful Southwest Airlines.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, really.
Speaker 8: It was my fault in this. It was like a
Speaker 8: so the night before when I think everybody's just scratching
Speaker 8: and clawing to get ourselves back to Nashville, Tennessee and Lanard.
Speaker 2: I can't wait for you to say this because I
Speaker 2: got a random text yesterday when I got home that
Speaker 2: confused me. But then I thought about it.
Speaker 8: You tell your story, Okay, Okay, tell your actually just
Speaker 8: gonna okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So around like ten pm at night, we're like, first off,
Speaker 8: for those of you don't aren't with us, the people
Speaker 8: on that are on this bus from on Thursday from
Speaker 8: like literally six fifteen am to what ten thirty at night?
Speaker 8: Eleven at night. Yeah, we literally did not stop. I know,
Speaker 8: the boys got like fifteen twenty minutes well, and I
Speaker 8: had to go like Shahapn's kissing some baby type of thing.
Speaker 8: But it was go, go go all day to the
Speaker 8: point where're like, would have really loved I thought we
Speaker 8: had a little bit of like a three to five
Speaker 8: where we'd have a little break. There was no break
Speaker 8: at all. So we get back to our hotels, we're
Speaker 8: hitting the group chat. We're like, hey, there's this flight
Speaker 8: or flights wast be at four fifty five, but there's
Speaker 8: this flight at two pm. We should do that. I
Speaker 8: immediately ahead, I'm like I need to go and make
Speaker 8: sure that I can get on this I can get
Speaker 8: on this flight. So I go to do it via
Speaker 8: the travel agent thing, or I go to do it
Speaker 8: based on the thing we already have and it doesn't
Speaker 8: have It quickly g hits the group chat as like
Speaker 8: doesn't work right now, let's try it again at midnight,
Speaker 8: and it's like it's like eleven forty five in my brain.
Speaker 8: I don't have the patience to wait fifteen minutes. So
Speaker 8: I go on my Southwest app pop over your boys
Speaker 8: got points for days right now? I'm like open win free.
Speaker 8: When it comes to points, I could give you all
Speaker 8: like an absolute bag of points. And I spend like
Speaker 8: twenty five thousand points on the two pm flight because
Speaker 8: I'm thinking if we can't, I know eventually we're all
Speaker 8: gonna sit there and say, hey, let's book this flight anyway,
Speaker 8: regardless of it whether to work on the navon app
Speaker 8: or whatever. Like I'm sure we'd have all been like
Speaker 8: it's worth eating two hours early. So I'm just in
Speaker 8: my mind getting ahead of the chance.
Speaker 2: We're getting out of this place as fast.
Speaker 8: As fast as possible. No disrespect in the worlds, but
Speaker 8: also yeah, y'all need to do better.
Speaker 2: Very suggested there all week we had it. We had
Speaker 2: a bad loss with that, with that, with the oyster.
Speaker 8: Pausive note, Monday and Tuesday wasn't bad. It was actually
Speaker 8: really chill Monday and Tuesday. Yeah, right around that Wednesday
Speaker 8: mark when the sh hit the fan for all of us,
Speaker 8: when we knew.
Speaker 2: We were about to lock in, we were happy walking
Speaker 2: back from the dozen tournament. People want to go out.
Speaker 2: We're like, no, we've done this before. We're staying locked in.
Speaker 8: Right Tomorrow, Wednesdays our biggest day.
Speaker 2: Wednesdays our biggest day.
Speaker 8: And right when I think, once you finish that sentence, yeah,
Speaker 8: that's when.
Speaker 2: You're talking like O G left. My stomach just starts
Speaker 2: rumbling right now, and.
Speaker 8: It's weird how the brain works. I'll finish this one
Speaker 8: because we have a whole bunch of Yeah. So I
Speaker 8: I I booked that flight. We go, We get out
Speaker 8: at two pm. Our flight was fifteen minutes to late.
Speaker 8: No one really spoke about that, but I'm just adding
Speaker 8: on to like the Hey, how shitty was this experience? Uh?
Speaker 8: We land and all the boys are sitting there. We
Speaker 8: kind of there's Ashton gent in the corner and we
Speaker 8: wrap them up for a second. All the boys at
Speaker 8: their bags and like I'll see later they walk off.
Speaker 8: It quickly hits me as you guys are walking away,
Speaker 8: It's like, Yo, that door's closed, my bag's not here,
Speaker 8: Like what the fuck is actually going on? So I
Speaker 8: go to the bag thing and in my head it's like, listen,
Speaker 8: you're at rock bottom, like we're solid and h I
Speaker 8: go to the people and they say, oh, actually, your
Speaker 8: bag was put on the four fifty five flight, because
Speaker 8: when I went to check in, that was the original
Speaker 8: one that was put on. So they put me on
Speaker 8: the four forfty five flight. They're like, you have two options.
Speaker 8: You can come pick it up from us when it
Speaker 8: gets in or tomorrow, or we can set we can
Speaker 8: send it to you at your house if you live
Speaker 8: in Nashville and you know we you know that's really it.
Speaker 8: If you come and pick it up, you get a
Speaker 8: two hundred dollars voucher. So I don't want to brag boys,
Speaker 8: but got myself a two hundred dollars voucher right there. Yeah,
Speaker 8: little boy is spiesy. Yeah you know, so got it.
Speaker 2: I guess that made so much sense for a couple
Speaker 2: of reasons. But Josh Peyton text me yesterday at like
Speaker 2: five thirty, he said, Luan missing his flight, and the
Speaker 2: South Southwest Intercom lady is searching for him on this
Speaker 2: place a like a private investigator. And it made sense
Speaker 2: to me, okay, because when we were when we were
Speaker 2: having a little good when we were having a little
Speaker 2: a goon pubg sash, we were all like, hey, do
Speaker 2: we think or Taylor hasn't responded? Do we need a
Speaker 2: I wonder if he got his flight or stayed up
Speaker 2: to get his flight. And I was thinking in my head,
Speaker 2: I think, no matter what, this flight's gonna be wide open,
Speaker 2: so we'll be able to wake up in the morning
Speaker 2: and get it. But I was curious too because you
Speaker 2: were also in front of me in the line. So
Speaker 2: when I was a seven, I was thinking to myself,
Speaker 2: all right, I'm a seven. I haven't been a seven
Speaker 2: in a while. I was like, people probably already bought
Speaker 2: this flight and had their check in before the switch
Speaker 2: was made for me at like twelve before the royalty
Speaker 2: of twelve oh one in the morning. But then it
Speaker 2: all made us because like, oh, Taylor must have bought
Speaker 2: his flight before he fell asleep, like the day before,
Speaker 2: the night before.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and that's exactly what happened. But got a two
Speaker 8: a dollar voucher out of it, So chalk that one
Speaker 8: up as a wine checking up a win.
Speaker 2: So you have your bag?
Speaker 8: Yeah, what's that?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I really picked up my bag and I ago.
Speaker 8: I went over there hot tailing, kind of did that,
Speaker 8: ripped around real quick, and they were quick with it too.
Speaker 8: Like the same lady that I talked to yesterday was
Speaker 8: at the baggage claim, so it was all it was
Speaker 8: all self inflicted wounds at that But I think I
Speaker 8: came out on top with a two dollars voucher. Just
Speaker 8: lost thirty thousand points, that's it. That's like what fifteen bucks.
Speaker 8: I think with thirty thousand, I'm not sure, is it not.
Speaker 2: That's a lot.
Speaker 8: That's a lot more, Oh I do if I'm rich
Speaker 8: in one thing at Southwest points like I got them,
Speaker 8: I got them points down. Shout out Barstool Sports and
Speaker 8: all the travel. When we're doing for the past year
Speaker 8: and a half.
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Speaker 8: Back to the episode but let's circle back to the
Speaker 8: level of accountability I need to take for everybody on
Speaker 8: this bus. Tuesday, before shit hits the fan, we're like, hey,
Speaker 8: what are we gonna do? We got some time like
Speaker 8: and vampire negativity, negativity as it's starting to creep up
Speaker 8: in all of us because we miss Monday Tuesday, we
Speaker 8: try to make it right. So when we don't get
Speaker 8: our credentials on Monday, it's like, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 8: We end up going to the stadium thinking to ourselves,
Speaker 8: there's not gonna be secure. Do you have to get
Speaker 8: taken sea in the fan zone? Obviously that was not yeah.
Speaker 8: We we we thought we were smart. Well, get rest
Speaker 8: of the yeah, and we'll do some man on the
Speaker 8: street stuff like a If content won't come to us,
Speaker 8: we'll come to the content. We'll make it worse. So
Speaker 8: when we do a bus with the boys, we fuck up,
Speaker 8: we fix it. We repeat, that's literally that might be
Speaker 8: the foundational pieces of a bus with the boys. So
Speaker 8: we go down to the French quarter after we're not
Speaker 8: allowed in the team hotels because our credentials aren't right,
Speaker 8: where everyone's kind of like a little bummed out. We
Speaker 8: take the nice little walk and nice stroll. We get
Speaker 8: into the French court. This is there's this gentleman named
Speaker 8: Liam who has his Chinese toys that are like centuries
Speaker 8: years old. The second the second, you know, oldest toys ever.
Speaker 8: I am thrust it into his uh, his street what's
Speaker 8: it called? His street street performance? Thank you? It was awesome,
Speaker 8: a lot of fun. Get some beignetes with the boys,
Speaker 8: grab a coffee. So one person recognizes Will and I
Speaker 8: and then all of a sudden, everybody decides one picture
Speaker 8: was taking. The whole rest of the restaurant wants to
Speaker 8: get taken. One guy kakes me off in the corner.
Speaker 8: It was like, now, hey, put your hands up and like,
Speaker 8: dap me up, like we're boys. I'm like all right,
Speaker 8: yeah for sure. Dude had a crazy accent. So we
Speaker 8: start walking around. We're going to this old pirate bar
Speaker 8: and lo and behold in a small little corner and
Speaker 8: a red door is a vampire boutique, which you know
Speaker 8: your boy loves spooky stuff. We screws on over across
Speaker 8: the street, go in there. There's a lady. How would
Speaker 8: you describe this lady?
Speaker 2: Will, Yeah, she's a witch. She's a witch. She's a
Speaker 2: full long witch. She's she's dressed like she's about to
Speaker 2: go trigger treating, right.
Speaker 8: She knows the neck face like she's she.
Speaker 2: Knows all the drama in the vampire world.
Speaker 8: Yep, which she explained to us that New Orleans is
Speaker 8: the largest place where people identify as vampires per capita
Speaker 8: and the.
Speaker 2: United States standing boutique.
Speaker 8: Longest standing boutique. She hits us with the this is
Speaker 8: the longest standing vampire boutique in an America. I'm like,
Speaker 8: oh shit, how long?
Speaker 2: Twenty two years?
Speaker 8: Twenty two years, so that's really yeah, crushed it. And
Speaker 8: then was it you sure that got changed for a dollar? Yes,
Speaker 8: Saran got changed for a dollar because there was like
Speaker 8: a little wishing thing. There's like this no, no, no, there's
Speaker 8: no accountability for you to take here, zero zero zero.
Speaker 8: But there's like this wishing well type thing that's in
Speaker 8: the corner of the boutique. As we're exiting the place,
Speaker 8: correct its coins in it, and there's like the witch
Speaker 8: doctor or something like that. He doesn't grant everybody's wish,
Speaker 8: but every once in a while he gets a little
Speaker 8: bored to grant somebody what's on a cute little card
Speaker 8: and I get my my thingion. Listen, people people take
Speaker 8: wishes for granted. When it comes to me giving a wish,
Speaker 8: I don't care if it's a well a genie or
Speaker 8: this little situation with a vampire boutique. Like I'm fully
Speaker 8: involved in my mind of actually making a wish as
Speaker 8: if it's one hundred percent going to come true, or
Speaker 8: I'm trying to articularly put my sentences together correctly in
Speaker 8: my mind before I place it into where it needs
Speaker 8: to be.
Speaker 2: Play. Did you like this food poisoning? Honest?
Speaker 8: No, But I put the quarter down as I'm starting
Speaker 8: to finish my thought, and I have like a I
Speaker 8: have like a hiccup in my brain. So I put
Speaker 8: the court down. I grabbed the quarter out and finish
Speaker 8: the thought and put it back. And JP said right
Speaker 8: then and there, He's like, you might have just fucked us.
Speaker 8: An hour later, JP's like, my stomach hurts, yeah. An
Speaker 8: hour later, JP's stomach hurts, two hours later, Garrett stomach hurts,
Speaker 8: three hours later, Will's hurts, nine hours after that mine hurts.
Speaker 8: So that is where I need to put my hand
Speaker 8: up and say, boys, listen, I was trying. I was
Speaker 8: thinking about myself in that situation and my best oyster
Speaker 8: could possibly give, not realizing the few gestures I made
Speaker 8: towards it might have sucked the entire trip up.
Speaker 2: And I can't let you jump in the bullet of
Speaker 2: acme acme oysters. That place fucked us. Thank you, that
Speaker 2: place got.
Speaker 8: Us because it was wearing on me since the moment
Speaker 8: was sent, because it was like my literally like a
Speaker 8: light bulb went off in my head, like I really
Speaker 8: did do that to the boys.
Speaker 2: Anyways, Yeah, I.
Speaker 13: Was gonna say the.
Speaker 2: But also what if what if that would happen and
Speaker 2: you wouldn't have made the comment, like what it has
Speaker 2: still been just a normal wish since Taylor wasn't like
Speaker 2: you know, he was just still making a wish, but
Speaker 2: you had to make the comment. Then it kind of
Speaker 2: snowball from there.
Speaker 7: No, I don't mean I don't think it was the comment.
Speaker 10: I think how many people do you know that make
Speaker 10: the wish and then take the wish back and then
Speaker 10: can wish again?
Speaker 7: Have you ever watched a wishing movie?
Speaker 2: That's not how it works?
Speaker 8: Movie movie for those of you who haven't seen it, great movie.
Speaker 8: So yeah that that I can't help but feel like
Speaker 8: I put all my boys and harms away in that situation.
Speaker 8: That was a tough one. So for that, I do apologize.
Speaker 2: Gentlemen.
Speaker 8: We're on the up and ups from here, and if
Speaker 8: things continue to snowball for bust with the boys, I
Speaker 8: will I will fly down myself. I will fly down
Speaker 8: to myself. This is an absolute promise. If three more
Speaker 8: things happen, I will fly down to New Orleans. I
Speaker 8: will go to that boutique. I will absolutely put a
Speaker 8: coin in there to unwish the wish that I wished,
Speaker 8: and then I'll put another corn in there to make
Speaker 8: sure that wish that came true, because I really meant
Speaker 8: that wish.
Speaker 13: To save money on flights for you to have to
Speaker 13: go all the way down there. I did bring up
Speaker 13: to JP. I saw that there are psychics in Nashville.
Speaker 13: I didn't know if we wanted to do like a
Speaker 13: sage burning, some kind of reverse curse if needed here
Speaker 13: at the shop.
Speaker 11: I have.
Speaker 8: I've been around psychics. I've done a psychics session more
Speaker 8: times than I like to say. I have more times
Speaker 8: than I like to say, Mitch, So I'm down. I'm
Speaker 8: down to do that as well. I'm down the jump
Speaker 8: in that game because I can't have this type of
Speaker 8: blood on my hands, not my fucking boys, not my guys.
Speaker 8: I can't take you guys into the fire, all right,
Speaker 8: take me, right, take me. I'm a buff fury.
Speaker 2: Send me.
Speaker 8: I'll go, not you.
Speaker 2: I do think we're starting to get some some We're
Speaker 2: starting to come up for air. Shout out, no free
Speaker 2: shout out. I did have I did enjoy my first
Speaker 2: morning too this morning. Yeah, all week long, for the
Speaker 2: first time, all week long, nice cave, solid shits like.
Speaker 2: It was good. It was enjoyable. I felt like I
Speaker 2: was back. Really, you haven't gotten there yet.
Speaker 6: No, it's not that I haven't gotten there. I just
Speaker 6: haven't had a I just haven't had one come by
Speaker 6: that needs to be let out. Yeah, yeah, flying, Yeah.
Speaker 8: I think I was vacated a little bit too much
Speaker 8: to where my body's like we're good for a minute,
Speaker 8: because it's been like a day.
Speaker 6: And I'm still drinking like peing, like barely peing.
Speaker 8: Dude, I'm peeing like brown.
Speaker 2: Still. It's weird.
Speaker 8: I'm drinking a whole lot of water too. Maybe that's
Speaker 8: a personal problem. I don't know, but I'm just trying
Speaker 8: to find something. You know because I know that everything's
Speaker 8: now working so well in the gut area for me right.
Speaker 2: Now, it's like it's burning a little bit.
Speaker 8: Yea with Chat Boys, I got this rash on the
Speaker 8: sign to you guys got a rash. It's a tough
Speaker 8: deal man, tough. It was a tough week for busting
Speaker 8: with the Boys from a morale standpoint, from uh, find
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Speaker 8: Upside, great dinner, Yep, good h Yeah.
Speaker 2: I thought we did it with everything, with everything that
Speaker 2: happened to the squad, I thought we did a good
Speaker 2: job trying to fight through the fringe.
Speaker 8: A lot of ads happy to do them too, A
Speaker 8: lot of ads happy to do them We what else
Speaker 8: we want to talk about the nwance.
Speaker 2: I mean, there was a there was a lot of
Speaker 2: stuff that involved the boys too. Part of my take
Speaker 2: trying to barstool sports. Yeah, trying to get all the
Speaker 2: boys in the back of the bus srem they were
Speaker 2: poaching you.
Speaker 13: Yeah, shirm cat big shirm. It was getting thrown my way.
Speaker 13: But I'm not fucking leaving the show goes on.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 1: You were sliding them salary notes.
Speaker 2: You were sliding salary numbers. Sure, Like, hey, shirm could
Speaker 2: be big, which does It's got to fire you up?
Speaker 13: It did, Yeah, And I was scared that he was
Speaker 13: going to start getting to my head, so like I
Speaker 13: really had to start shutting it down. I went, I
Speaker 13: was like there was a moment there where I almost
Speaker 13: started asking people to like give me coffees stuff like that,
Speaker 13: and I was like, this is this is because too much? Okay,
Speaker 13: So we put the headphones on, sorted editing, got behind
Speaker 13: the camera.
Speaker 1: And in all reality shuram.
Speaker 9: Like the next morning when all that stuff happened, She's like,
Speaker 9: are the guys like mad at me?
Speaker 2: For what?
Speaker 1: Big Cat said? He was super in his head about
Speaker 1: it all.
Speaker 2: So he pulled us both to the side and had
Speaker 2: one on one.
Speaker 1: He was sliding him notes.
Speaker 8: Yeah. To me personally, I love the fact that you
Speaker 8: were leaning into the entire situation instead of being like
Speaker 8: super shutdown about it. Now, if those numbers that barstool
Speaker 8: was saying to you is real, no one here is
Speaker 8: going to be mad at you if you have to leave, Like,
Speaker 8: we can't do that for you.
Speaker 13: They were not real. And even if they were real,
Speaker 13: I'm still talking to you, guys. I'm still having a conversation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, still a conversation.
Speaker 7: There's still a conversation.
Speaker 8: But you should definitely thought that Jilly being before that
Speaker 8: as well, like you have a child on.
Speaker 13: The way, maybe you should get a bus in tattoo.
Speaker 8: That would be like, that would make me feel better.
Speaker 13: There's only one way out once.
Speaker 8: You get the Yeah, yeah, I like that. Guess any
Speaker 8: of the train station.
Speaker 2: Yea.
Speaker 8: Let you know who's who in.
Speaker 13: The zoo once you get the brand.
Speaker 8: What was your number that you gave them that you
Speaker 8: were like, this is my all?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know because big Cat he never showed like
Speaker 2: you've never let Taylor myself.
Speaker 8: I thought I knew. I thought I knew the number.
Speaker 8: I thought I knew because at one point during the dozen,
Speaker 8: me and Baks Star are doing a bit of like
Speaker 8: we'll all leave and just leave Will behind.
Speaker 13: They didn't start offering Taylor.
Speaker 8: Yeah, idea that which would be not an ideal move
Speaker 8: for them, not an ideal move for them.
Speaker 13: Do you all want to guess what it was? Just
Speaker 13: really quick?
Speaker 6: I thought you already.
Speaker 2: I believe I heard it was two hundred, okay, I
Speaker 2: thought I heard five hundred.
Speaker 13: Okay, it was two hundred, okay.
Speaker 1: You put him another one that was three fifty.
Speaker 8: No, no key wrote, I wrote five million, five million.
Speaker 8: I wrote five million, and then I but I made
Speaker 8: sure sign it and it came back to me and
Speaker 8: I'd be like, well, you see shirm signatures right here
Speaker 8: on the paper.
Speaker 13: Well, what was there anything that was said about that one?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 8: No big cat, Like we looked at it and he
Speaker 8: laughed and we just giggled about.
Speaker 2: It and moved on. Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but how did you feel when Dave was mad
Speaker 8: about my street from a.
Speaker 13: Pat that I legitimately was scared, Like Mitch, Mitch and
Speaker 13: I were all by ourselves at the hotel and it
Speaker 13: was the floor.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I haven't want to come up with space, no, sir, the.
Speaker 13: Production floor that they had set up for us at
Speaker 13: the hotel, Like all the barstool podcasts are on that
Speaker 13: one floor, and it was really kind of like hopping
Speaker 13: and bopping, like a ton of people there, but that
Speaker 13: day in particular, it was me, Mitch and Dave Portnoy,
Speaker 13: and anytime that we would walk by that production room
Speaker 13: to like grab anything, he was just muttering underneath his breath.
Speaker 13: And then I finally I had to go in there
Speaker 13: to get a water and he let me have it,
Speaker 13: and I tried to be funny but also was like, yeah,
Speaker 13: I was. I was legitimately scared because his volume was
Speaker 13: loud before I entered the room, and he was screaming
Speaker 13: your name and he was not It seemed like it
Speaker 13: was a bit, but maybe it wasn't. But we found
Speaker 13: out at dinner always forgiven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was surprised that he did not know Mahomes
Speaker 2: didn't like Barstow.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and let's give a little little context behind that
Speaker 8: that comment right there, because that was a main discussion
Speaker 8: at that dinner was that Dave did not understand that
Speaker 8: Patrick openly is not a fan of Barstool Sports. And
Speaker 8: when he was confused about It's like, Dave, just watched
Speaker 8: what your company posts. Because it's one thing if like
Speaker 8: the New York Times or whoever is like Patrick Mahomes's
Speaker 8: family might be a distraction for Patrick Mahomes and his
Speaker 8: success in the NFL, Like that would be a title
Speaker 8: that media, mainstream media company would put on Barstol Sports
Speaker 8: would be like Patrick Mahomes his brother should go to
Speaker 8: prison for the way he dances on TikTok. His wife's
Speaker 8: a bitch, like just saying super like very barstool things,
Speaker 8: and so obviously he's going to be upset about that.
Speaker 8: But once Dave was like, I didn't know that Pat
Speaker 8: hated us, and Big Cat literally told me, I was like, well, yeah,
Speaker 8: that's that's like the phrasing of the question. So we
Speaker 8: we did have a good conversation about it, but also
Speaker 8: Pat has been close to coming on our show before
Speaker 8: multiple times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like back when you said what you follow will back,
Speaker 2: like there was a time where you had even called
Speaker 2: him and congratulated him on that contract, Like we had
Speaker 2: asked him a couple of different years. Because the first
Speaker 2: time he was down and it ultimately didn't work out,
Speaker 2: and the second time it came back around, that's when
Speaker 2: he had unfollowed, and ultimately they just kind of went
Speaker 2: his side, kind of went dark on us, and then
Speaker 2: the response we got back was he's not going on
Speaker 2: anything barstool.
Speaker 8: He's not doing anything barstool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you talked
Speaker 8: to Big Cat about it at one time as well, right,
Speaker 8: And because I was like, oh yeah, he hates us.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I mean not again when we were at
Speaker 2: the dinner with Dave, I was like, I'm I'm legitimately
Speaker 2: surprised that you didn't know he wasn't he wasn't messing
Speaker 2: with barstool. But obviously it was like we had even
Speaker 2: gotten close before. So that's why even the context of
Speaker 2: the question, like even on our story and journey with
Speaker 2: Mahomes too, like he was close to coming on and
Speaker 2: then ultimately chose he was choosing not to do anything barstore.
Speaker 8: Do anything bar story related. Obviously, the phrasing the question
Speaker 8: could be different. I didn't know in my mind that
Speaker 8: I was going to hurt anybody's feelings on the Barstolne
Speaker 8: truly one that was that was a genuine thought process.
Speaker 8: I read it, reiterated that to Dave at dinner, and
Speaker 8: actually sent him a text as well on our flight back,
Speaker 8: and I was like, hey, it was like a gratitude text,
Speaker 8: thank you for everything you've done with it done for us,
Speaker 8: Like I appreciate you. You're the man wants to reiterate
Speaker 8: what I said at dinner. But yeah, I would never
Speaker 8: intentionally try to or hurt the look of Barstool Sports,
Speaker 8: so Patrick Mahomes would come on our show. But something
Speaker 8: the words of Deve Portnoy, like numbers are numbers. That
Speaker 8: shit did go crazy. I remember Brandon Walker like trying
Speaker 8: to jump in on it, and it's just like all right,
Speaker 8: all right, Brandon.
Speaker 2: And like to like he doesn't ask just bizarre questions sometimes.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and like they're like and he even asked to
Speaker 8: get him to follow him back on Twitter, and I'm like, well, no,
Speaker 8: technically I asked to get will to get followed back
Speaker 8: on Twitter. Love Stephen j I for whatever reason, love
Speaker 8: Brandon as well.
Speaker 2: He's day. But also Dave came to dinner. Yeah I
Speaker 2: should have beely ninety minutes late.
Speaker 8: Wasn't only ninety I thought it was like at least
Speaker 8: two hours.
Speaker 2: It was getting close. I know when we got the
Speaker 2: dinner reservation, we want to do you know, people like
Speaker 2: I want to say that Yak had a dinner early,
Speaker 2: and you just hear people like we had a dinner
Speaker 2: that we had to go to like on Wednesday, and
Speaker 2: it's like, hey, I know we have all this stuff
Speaker 2: going on, but we should get something going with the
Speaker 2: like for us, like just the boys eat whatever, you
Speaker 2: want to go to a nice spot. And then one
Speaker 2: place we were trying to go to at first it
Speaker 2: was like it requires ten people and we don't have
Speaker 2: ten people. And somebody had the idea They're like, yo,
Speaker 2: this is a good this is a good redemption story,
Speaker 2: like invite Dave. Dave said yes so quickly that we
Speaker 2: also thought, yeah, Antenna's were up, like he's not gonna come,
Speaker 2: we should get balloons. Then when he doesn't come, we'll
Speaker 2: just be like, you know, you just do the you
Speaker 2: run the whole you run the whole thing into the
Speaker 2: ground on him not coming to dinner, because again we
Speaker 2: were zero for three at that point with Dave Portnoy
Speaker 2: and dinners. So it got to that day and honestly,
Speaker 2: we got to the restaurant, hadn't talked to him about
Speaker 2: it in a couple of days. I chant we changed
Speaker 2: the location of the restaurant because but the IV doctor
Speaker 2: who came in to help us out was like, no,
Speaker 2: don't go to that spot, you should take him here.
Speaker 2: We end up getting reservations at Doris Metropolitan, which was
Speaker 2: a phenomenal restaurant by the way, and they said, oh,
Speaker 2: by the way, Dave came here a couple of nights ago.
Speaker 2: So we kind of laughed about that, like, oh shit,
Speaker 2: day's probably gonna bust our balls because he's going to
Speaker 2: a repeat spot. And what do you know? He did?
Speaker 2: He did, he did. But even that day we got
Speaker 2: to the restaurant, we were I mean, we were two
Speaker 2: minutes late to the restaurant and we got there, we texted, you, texted, hey,
Speaker 2: you have the hold on.
Speaker 8: Put a quick pause on that because our drive trying
Speaker 8: to get from one meeting to this to this dinner.
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean that the traffic field, Yeah, holes were tight.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was bro I think it's going to be
Speaker 2: behind it. Hopefully he's not there yet.
Speaker 8: Yeah, hopefully then he wasn't. Yeah, he's not there yet.
Speaker 2: But you shoot him a text saying et a and
Speaker 2: then he's like, oh, my favorite band, my favorite band
Speaker 2: is in town. I'm going to go see them in concert.
Speaker 2: And we're kind of thinking, like, he's not coming. Is
Speaker 2: He's just gonna start baking in these excuses and ultimately
Speaker 2: not come, which we were assuming in the first place,
Speaker 2: which would make sense even given that day too, that
Speaker 2: was when all the Mahomes dramas.
Speaker 8: Yeah, which would have sucked. That that would have that
Speaker 8: would have definitely like, I would have felt way worse
Speaker 8: because because at that point I wasn't one hundred percent
Speaker 8: like is Dave really mad or is he doing content
Speaker 8: for like? Is he just taking advantage of getting back.
Speaker 2: To us on showing for the dinner. He's like for
Speaker 2: a stake, I'll be there later yea, And I'm gonna
Speaker 2: listen to a couple of songs and he's like hey.
Speaker 2: Then he texts again because You're like, hey, did you
Speaker 2: order that steak? I was like, no, bro, Dave's not coming,
Speaker 2: and he's like, I think he's gonna think.
Speaker 8: It was a little bit of insecurity. Part of it
Speaker 8: was like he's texting back in the group chat like
Speaker 8: last song, yeah, you know.
Speaker 2: I was like, Taylor, you had to text him. Eta
Speaker 2: Like he didn't even let us know he was going
Speaker 2: to this concert. He's respunning to us. I was like,
Speaker 2: there's no way he's coming. Yeah, and then he's like,
Speaker 2: order me a steak. I'll be there. Afterwards. He's like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm going backstage to hang with him for a little bit.
Speaker 2: And then he's like, hey, this is the last song,
Speaker 2: and we're kind of like no worries. Dave like, yeah,
Speaker 2: go have fun. That's awesome. We'll got we got your
Speaker 2: steak ordered. Hey, we're gonna keep it warm for you
Speaker 2: in the back.
Speaker 8: And then he yeah, Will didn't order the steak yet.
Speaker 8: And once We'll was coming go ahead, He's like I'll
Speaker 8: be there.
Speaker 2: He's like, I'm two minutes away. I'll be there. And
Speaker 2: I told the waiter, I said, hey, come here, I said,
Speaker 2: Dave Court it's supposed to be at this dinner we
Speaker 2: told or I told him I had him a ten
Speaker 2: ounce fil a with tiger prawns that are sitting back
Speaker 2: warm waiting. If he shows up and I wave you
Speaker 2: over and say, hey, can we get that steak? Just
Speaker 2: know that we need you to start cooking that steak.
Speaker 2: Mocker that, but you just play it off like it's
Speaker 2: already in the oven. It's just gonna be a few minutes.
Speaker 2: And he was like. I was like, but if he
Speaker 2: doesn't come, then we don't have to get it. We
Speaker 2: don't have to waste money. Yeah, yeah, yea, da Dave
Speaker 2: walks in. We all stand up standing. Ovation he's fashionably
Speaker 2: however lady is. But it was the boys.
Speaker 8: The boys got balloons. We wanted to do a nice
Speaker 8: little like a ceremony for him, like a thank you
Speaker 8: Dave type of thing. Yeah, the boys got nice what
Speaker 8: probably ten dollars with the balloons, Yeah, but basic blowing
Speaker 8: up ones with helium, took a sharpie, wrote nice notes
Speaker 8: on day.
Speaker 13: We love you Dave, Dave, and also shout out to
Speaker 13: that waiter because he crushed the delivery of that steak
Speaker 13: when he said down and he said, mister pod or
Speaker 13: mister Portinoy. We already had one for you. It was overcooked,
Speaker 13: slightly overcooks, and we got him fresh one.
Speaker 2: And he did a great day. And then we were there.
Speaker 2: I mean that that reservation started at seven to fifteen.
Speaker 2: We didn't leave that place until eleven. They've probably showed
Speaker 2: up at what eight forty five maybe close to nine. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And we sat and hung out and shout out Roan two,
Speaker 2: like Roan Roan tagged a lawn with the boys.
Speaker 8: And shout out Roan two for being there really drunk,
Speaker 8: because two hours before we did a show with him.
Speaker 8: We say, what it is? I don't want to like soil.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's probably it's probably coming out a
Speaker 2: series Rone dot com.
Speaker 8: He's doing we're doing warm ones, and Will and I
Speaker 8: are not really we're not really drinking right now. We're
Speaker 8: doing this whole word me me for sure. I'm not, like,
Speaker 8: I'm not doing a drinking thing right now. And Will
Speaker 8: ends up having a couple with them.
Speaker 2: But were drinking thing.
Speaker 8: Like Ron has twelve beers in a two hour setting
Speaker 8: minus the two that Will Will snuck, and he's like
Speaker 8: he's litternoon and he's doing Dirty Martinez at dinner.
Speaker 4: So Ron is cooked and I have.
Speaker 8: To give a special shout out to that man because
Speaker 8: you wouldn't have known he had as many drinks as
Speaker 8: he did, like he was handling his business correctly.
Speaker 2: And afterwards he went to Caesars one money was out
Speaker 2: super late. I saw him the next morning and he
Speaker 2: was in from a run. He was sweating from a run.
Speaker 8: That's the kind of cats. That's that's the cat.
Speaker 10: Dude.
Speaker 8: See, I can't do that. I can't drink and be
Speaker 8: productive the next day. It's not in me. I do
Speaker 8: not possess that capability. But it was a dude, a
Speaker 8: great dinner. Obviously. I was a bit of a battle
Speaker 8: for about what forty five to an hour that first
Speaker 8: forty five to an hour. Voice was a bit of
Speaker 8: a kind of solo too, didn't have any help. Was
Speaker 8: in there fighting, throwing punches left and right, just hoping
Speaker 8: to go. It all worked out. Then it all kind
Speaker 8: of became happy. You could tell a couple of those
Speaker 8: big glasses of wine Dave happened. We're starting to hit
Speaker 8: him a little bit. He was getting a little more calm,
Speaker 8: a little more happy. Ended up being a great dinner,
Speaker 8: a great time for all of us, even the walk
Speaker 8: back was fantastic, nice comparade. Yeah, when the when the
Speaker 8: red wine started hit the bloods, Yeah he yeah, yeah,
Speaker 8: he's a yeah, he's definitely a boomer dad where it's
Speaker 8: like he's never gonna say I'm proud of you. But
Speaker 8: some of the words he was saying, you can connect
Speaker 8: the dots. You can connect the dots for sure. Ten
Speaker 8: minutes old. Okay, all right, good to note. Do we
Speaker 8: want to talk about Monday? Do we want to talk
Speaker 8: about how the NFL and their process of getting ship
Speaker 8: done is maybe the most flawed system?
Speaker 2: Then in doged to.
Speaker 8: Walk in there and figure out how to get that
Speaker 8: all that taken care of. Yeah, we can rip it.
Speaker 8: Add if you want, absolutely want to do?
Speaker 2: You know which one we should do? You know which
Speaker 2: one we should do? One out of the one hundred
Speaker 2: one out of the four that we.
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Speaker 1: gotta do?
Speaker 8: Yeah, after the super Bowl, I'm going We're going on
Speaker 8: a break. I'm going to Canada tomorrow, getting into British
Speaker 8: Columbia right before the super Bowl actually starts. And then
Speaker 8: when I come back, my first order of business needs
Speaker 8: to be find an eye doctor. Get these eyes taken
Speaker 8: care of. That is the Q one.
Speaker 2: You'll love it. You're gonna love Q on to. But
Speaker 2: just getting your eyes fixed, it's bad. Like based on
Speaker 2: the way you talk about your blurriness, you're gonna love
Speaker 2: just getting there like dog.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Cory playing is crazy, Yeah, dude, fucking fucking NFL
Speaker 8: media days. It is insane the way they operate that business.
Speaker 8: Like they we love the NFL. They're fantastic. Obviously they're
Speaker 8: giving Will and I a huge opportunity that ended up
Speaker 8: leaving to this bus without the NFL there really might
Speaker 8: not be no bus worth the boys, at least at
Speaker 8: the level it is now. However, let's just talk about
Speaker 8: this small, small little things that can make this company better.
Speaker 8: And that is when you want us to get the credentials.
Speaker 8: You have a thousand lines. One side's open, one side's
Speaker 8: not open. You say, hey, you have to be here
Speaker 8: between five and seven to get your credentials. But oh,
Speaker 8: by the way, it closes at six, so that six
Speaker 8: to seven mark actually doesn't matter at all. Jay, you
Speaker 8: said you got an email twenty minutes before it even started.
Speaker 8: I don't know who's sending out the emails getting those
Speaker 8: things done, but like that was crazy. Basically, we could
Speaker 8: have just flew in on Wednesday if we knew everything
Speaker 8: we knew. Now that's all I had. Well, maybe a
Speaker 8: pet peeve of mine. I guess that'd be my pet
Speaker 8: peeve for the week. Yeah, because it was tough slid.
Speaker 2: Looking back, it's we got to do everything we can
Speaker 2: to get there before six.
Speaker 8: Looking back, we should have did what we did last year,
Speaker 8: which was go get them early and then go do
Speaker 8: what we have to do. Because truly, Monday wasn't that
Speaker 8: busy of today.
Speaker 2: Should we should we dive into the Workaholics. Do we
Speaker 2: have anything else that we need to touch on?
Speaker 8: Guys, want to get anything like your chest before we uh.
Speaker 1: Happy to be happy to be back in Nashville.
Speaker 2: Happy to be back in Nashville. I'll be back in Nashville.
Speaker 8: Hopefully New Orleans was Spootober redemption story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think New Orleans would be, especially
Speaker 2: what we're trying to do off Spootober. Like if we're
Speaker 2: going to go on a couple of trips, I feel
Speaker 2: like New Orleans should be towards the top of the list.
Speaker 8: I agree New Orleans needs to be also Ghost Adventures.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to do ghost too.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that would be massive. Let's get into the Workaholics episode.
Speaker 8: A lot of fun these guys. This is Will and
Speaker 8: I in the middle of food poisoning. The Workerholics. Guys
Speaker 8: are after after not a Broadway and very minimal sleep.
Speaker 8: Their manager Bourbon excuse me, Bourbon Street. Their manager actually
Speaker 8: threw up on the side of their hotel or their
Speaker 8: hotel bedroom. Everyone's in rough shape. But it was a
Speaker 8: phenomenal interview. It was a lot of fun that the
Speaker 8: chemistry that those guys have did.
Speaker 2: They are so funny.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it was a lot of fun to have all
Speaker 8: that go down. It had to be massive for ug
Speaker 8: and U being a massive fans. Anything you want to say,
Speaker 8: anything you want to say about the Whoics guy before
Speaker 8: we kick this thing off.
Speaker 14: For any Workaholics fans seeing them in person, they truly
Speaker 14: are like personified their characters on Workaholics and the just
Speaker 14: super nice guys.
Speaker 7: It was a dream just.
Speaker 14: Watching them and like seeing how y'all were sick and
Speaker 14: then they were hungover and you'll kind of like met
Speaker 14: in the middle. Yeah, test and they're just there. You
Speaker 14: can tell like their performers and comedians like they carry
Speaker 14: conversation very well. So it was awesome just to sit
Speaker 14: and watch. You know, guys you've seen forever. So shout
Speaker 14: out the Blake.
Speaker 2: Adam Devine, enjoy this episode, Big hugs, tiny kisses.
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Speaker 5: It's a lifestyle.
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Speaker 2: So you guys got a podcast we do.
Speaker 7: What's it called, Isaac, Isaac? What's it called?
Speaker 11: This is important? Is important? Yes, this is important. Our
Speaker 11: manager who puched the bed last night, just had remind
Speaker 11: us our name of our podcast.
Speaker 7: Honestly, that's pathetic. I would never do that.
Speaker 8: Understood as well, don't talk about So a couple of teens,
Speaker 8: a couple of drinks on Broadway, couple hurricanes.
Speaker 7: We went to a restaurant where we began the night
Speaker 7: drinking out of a glass purse.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, which was a really nice restaurant. It's called Brennan's.
Speaker 11: It's like a very nice restaurant. And then they're like
Speaker 11: they ordered the purse. I'm like, what is that? It
Speaker 11: comes into a giant purse, Yeah, with like five like
Speaker 11: a glass.
Speaker 2: A big fish bowl. Yeah, you guys are just all
Speaker 2: drinking out of it. Set the tone for the night.
Speaker 7: Well yeah, sort of just let's go guys like, you
Speaker 7: can't take that purse? Ye got the best man.
Speaker 2: Did you guys paint the town red? Yeah?
Speaker 11: Yeah, you know we The thing is is we didn't
Speaker 11: even go that hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 11: I think we're just getting old now.
Speaker 7: The town Yeah, we didn't really painted. It was more.
Speaker 8: Primer yeah yeah, soft coat down.
Speaker 7: Yeah we did have.
Speaker 11: Yeah, so that that's started the Bourbon Street festivities.
Speaker 8: It is absence at the vampire bar.
Speaker 5: We were talking vampires everywhere.
Speaker 8: Dude, we got to yesterday. We were in the French quarter.
Speaker 8: See this small little red door vampire shop. Vampire boutique
Speaker 8: is what it said. Walked in this heavy set, beautiful
Speaker 8: woman with in her face. She starts putting us on game.
Speaker 8: This is the longest standing vampire boutique in the whole country, right,
Speaker 8: how many hundreds of years has been around. She's like
Speaker 8: twenty two years strong.
Speaker 7: Yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 8: And she's like this is like this location is where
Speaker 8: most the most people in the world identify as vampire
Speaker 8: in New Orleans.
Speaker 4: So absolutely says nothing place.
Speaker 8: Find the vampire till the vampire sent you. I wanted
Speaker 8: to go, but then that little tummy bug got me.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, did you get your You might have.
Speaker 8: Thinking of nice was saying about waking up with a
Speaker 8: couple of dots at the corner.
Speaker 11: Well, we went to that bar last night. We might
Speaker 11: have ran into him or her them.
Speaker 7: We one guy came in with a fake dog on
Speaker 7: a leash. That's true, like holding it up like yeah yeah,
Speaker 7: and that's Norman. Yeah. It's better at night, and you're like, oh.
Speaker 11: Yeah, what's during the day, because he's a vampire.
Speaker 2: Oh she did say that, like everybody else, there's a
Speaker 2: lot of drum in the vampire Yeah.
Speaker 11: Yeah, community.
Speaker 8: Yeah's got to be the most unique place in all
Speaker 8: of America.
Speaker 7: I love it.
Speaker 11: It's my favorite city.
Speaker 8: It's awesome.
Speaker 2: New Orleans is your favorite.
Speaker 11: I'm an alcoholic.
Speaker 7: That's a nice way.
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's just a nice way of saying that.
Speaker 7: I love it.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 11: I would say King of Mardi Grass of the Bacchus
Speaker 11: Parade two years ago.
Speaker 8: Yeah, if all the accomplishments you've ever had in your life.
Speaker 11: Was that, that's that's top twelve for sure, no doubt. Yeah,
Speaker 11: you know, I would say, yeah, it's it's way up there.
Speaker 11: It was crazy. I I did have to dress in
Speaker 11: a full like crown and wear a cape and chips.
Speaker 15: Yeah, they did, as if he wasn't dreaming of like
Speaker 15: and they're like, you could just wear regular street clothes
Speaker 15: and I'm like, but maybe a gold crown.
Speaker 5: And I haven't had a guy wear a cape in years,
Speaker 5: Like bring back the.
Speaker 7: Tradition, Yeah you got to.
Speaker 11: Yeah. And the list of of Bochuses, which is what
Speaker 11: we're called the they're like the god of merriment and
Speaker 11: wine are hilarious. It's like hul Cogan, John Claude, Van Dam,
Speaker 11: John Goodman and me. So yeah, legends, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Absolute wealth.
Speaker 8: Have you been down here enough to where like you're
Speaker 8: like kind of one of those guys's like I'm over
Speaker 8: Bourbon Street, Like that's for the tourists. I'm more of
Speaker 8: a local now.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I've been down here a lot. I've shot a
Speaker 11: bunch of things here, and but I still love Bourbon.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 11: I love that bourbon.
Speaker 2: There.
Speaker 11: I am there.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that dude, that's nice.
Speaker 11: That's relighting at the end of a week of drinks.
Speaker 5: I don't know where your neck and chin start.
Speaker 16: Yeah we are, Yeah, jacket, I was warriors.
Speaker 5: I turned it into a vampire that weekend.
Speaker 8: Congratulations man, Yeah it felt good. That is awesome.
Speaker 7: Can you imagine applying for like a business license at
Speaker 7: a at a bank and they're like, well, so what
Speaker 7: do you need to loan for or whatever? And then
Speaker 7: they're like vampire bar. But in New Orleans are like, yep,
Speaker 7: absolutely perfect.
Speaker 8: Fifth one this week over stamping down.
Speaker 7: That is the number one city.
Speaker 11: I love I love it man, It's it's.
Speaker 2: I think it's wild. That is your number one city.
Speaker 8: The people that think it's beautiful.
Speaker 2: It's like one of those spots where you're like, oh man,
Speaker 2: look we're at this is awesome, and then you quickly
Speaker 2: look over and you're like, I don't know if we
Speaker 2: should go that way. Well, I love and that's everywhere.
Speaker 2: It's everywhere here. Yeah. Yeah, and people just don't give
Speaker 2: a fuck on the street either.
Speaker 11: I like the smell, okay, yeah, yeah, it gets me excited. Yeah,
Speaker 11: I like that for sure. You haven't been able to
Speaker 11: piss in the streets for hundreds of years, but it
Speaker 11: still smells like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Right, it's like a skillet that's been well right exactly.
Speaker 5: We never want to fully wash it.
Speaker 8: And what made you guys want to get into the
Speaker 8: podcasting game and then not remember the name? This is important?
Speaker 11: This is important our podcast. Yeah, we're spreading the word.
Speaker 7: We just had a lot of important things to say, yeah,
Speaker 7: you know, topics to touch on a lot of hot tops.
Speaker 5: I do think the true tipping point was COVID, Like
Speaker 5: we were just not doing anything, yeah, and we're like, yo,
Speaker 5: how can we We were Yeah, we were so bored
Speaker 5: and we just wanted to have an excuse to talk
Speaker 5: to each other again because we will not call each
Speaker 5: other just to catch up.
Speaker 11: Yeah, that just won't happen.
Speaker 7: We just won't.
Speaker 2: It takes up too much time.
Speaker 11: We just won't be friends. You know, we will write
Speaker 11: each other off and never see each other again. But
Speaker 11: then we're like, if we are made to sit and
Speaker 11: talk talk once a week, we will.
Speaker 8: If you're obligated per contracts and sponsors its Superloads.
Speaker 11: Our number one in our face flavor sponsors loads.
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, if.
Speaker 5: You want to start a company called superloads, I'm down.
Speaker 11: I feel like our sponsor, load Boost might have it
Speaker 11: might be a conflict of interest on me.
Speaker 8: It's like the new enhancement.
Speaker 2: Yeah weeks. You guys are set up on radio row. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we's gonna be a lot of load boost advertisement.
Speaker 11: You know you got Twisted Tea, you got Kevin's Natural Foods.
Speaker 11: We've got load Boost and uh Jiz sauce is another
Speaker 11: one of what else we got come rags, Come comerags,
Speaker 11: Yeah boot Yeah. The Twisted Tea people are like, can
Speaker 11: we cut that?
Speaker 1: Can we cut that?
Speaker 11: Where they h where they said our name and then
Speaker 11: went right into their sponsors.
Speaker 8: There's a guy at barstool who sells comeracks it's part
Speaker 8: of his merk shop. He's got from Tony Yep. Yeah,
Speaker 8: you'll see away his game.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a good business.
Speaker 8: I never market as always gets you hooked for life,
Speaker 8: find a fitness You remember when we we first started,
Speaker 8: Oh there he is.
Speaker 7: It's real, excuse me, very come.
Speaker 8: Me and names today it's tough.
Speaker 7: Let's fuck is it ripping ass?
Speaker 11: And lets lick.
Speaker 8: Clips shut out. It was a verbatim quote, Yeah, is
Speaker 8: is he here?
Speaker 7: This for the super Bowl?
Speaker 8: More like an energy he might be anywhere he actually
Speaker 8: what is the movie that's kind of loosely based off
Speaker 8: of one of the two.
Speaker 2: For the Money too?
Speaker 8: For the Money? He has an incredible story.
Speaker 2: We did it.
Speaker 8: We did a whole episode with him, and he was
Speaker 8: like telling us how the mob got involved. He was
Speaker 8: a bookie, he was selling a whole bunch of stuff.
Speaker 11: It's a it's a I feel like, if you have
Speaker 11: a story like that, you got it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, has for sure. I had somebody killed.
Speaker 7: Okay, Yeah, he's like.
Speaker 8: Blood whatever you Yeah, bro.
Speaker 2: It was one of those podcasts where you sit there
Speaker 2: and you ask one question and he talks the entire
Speaker 2: episode and tells the story and you're just able to
Speaker 2: visualize in my mouth. And at the end you want
Speaker 2: to ask, like, have you killed somebody? But you're kind
Speaker 2: of scared too because you don't know who's still involved.
Speaker 7: With He's one of those he's like interview over. Yeah,
Speaker 7: it's how dare you ask that? It's better to bring
Speaker 7: it up like months or years later and then just
Speaker 7: get murdered out of nowhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Smart.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Remember when we uh, the first merch we were ever
Speaker 11: given was like way back in the day when we
Speaker 11: were doing YouTube videos before workholics and all that, we
Speaker 11: did a bang bus spoof.
Speaker 7: Explain what bus is? Bang bush?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: For you guys, not.
Speaker 16: Anyone knows straight edge kids over here there, Yeah yeah,
Speaker 16: uh bang bus.
Speaker 11: For those at home on the internet, I'm sure you
Speaker 11: aren't familiar. Uh we uh like picked up Yeah, here
Speaker 11: here's the.
Speaker 8: Actually sure just google bang bus. We'll find out for ourselves.
Speaker 7: Yeah there is.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 11: So there we are and we are like cruising, We're
Speaker 11: gonna do a bang bus and then we like pick
Speaker 11: up a girl and we're like, yeah, we're gonna bang
Speaker 11: her in our in our van and then uh, she
Speaker 11: gets in and we're just very nice to her and
Speaker 11: and we're too nervous to ask her to do anything,
Speaker 11: and she's like, just drop me off over there, and
Speaker 11: we're like, oh man, and then we do it and
Speaker 11: we're like we could.
Speaker 7: Have banged her. Yeah, we just we totally good.
Speaker 11: We decided not to, but we could have. Bang bus
Speaker 11: saw that and gave us like a lot of coum towels,
Speaker 11: said bang.
Speaker 7: Bus, which can also Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 11: Our girlfriends loved it.
Speaker 5: So we just pulled up to like only Thanksgiving. It's
Speaker 5: just all bank.
Speaker 8: Got that stroll walking up to the door.
Speaker 11: I'm ready for Grandma's gravy.
Speaker 7: We made it.
Speaker 8: We made that was gonna be one of our questions about,
Speaker 8: like before workaholics, what were you guys doing?
Speaker 7: Was it.
Speaker 11: Spoofs?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: You guys crazy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean how insane is that? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I mean I was like, I.
Speaker 7: Look yeah, I don't remember Adam being so high and tight.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you look good.
Speaker 5: And I was justin Guarini from American Idol.
Speaker 7: That was to that was my first car out, was
Speaker 7: it really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: How long that last year? How long did it last year?
Speaker 7: It lasted a while a few years, Yeah, I was,
Speaker 7: and I was like I need to be taken seriously,
Speaker 7: I need a Volvo now, Yeah, yeah, exactly.
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Speaker 11: We met in community college to Orange Coast Community College
Speaker 11: Coast to Mesa, California, and I moved there right after
Speaker 11: high school and he moved down from the Bay Area.
Speaker 11: We were too dumb to get into a regular fourie
Speaker 11: at college and we met. It's day one in improv
Speaker 11: class with Kyle Nuicek, who was our director is our
Speaker 11: director and was he's dead to me, where are you?
Speaker 11: You're supposed to do the podcast and then you bail
Speaker 11: to go shoot a movie.
Speaker 7: Whoa what easy Wars out?
Speaker 11: Uh and uh? And then I moved up to LA
Speaker 11: with Kyle and met this guy at the Second City,
Speaker 11: which is an improv school Chicago.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it's a Chicago like Second City is Chicago.
Speaker 7: And then we have this little tiny like school in
Speaker 7: LA that no one goes to.
Speaker 11: That's the one we decided to go.
Speaker 7: And we went to that one for some reason. Yea.
Speaker 2: You guys just all met hit it off, were like
Speaker 2: started to collaborate. Ideas, hey there's YouTube out there. We
Speaker 2: can start making some spooz.
Speaker 11: YouTube hat like just this is how old we are due?
Speaker 8: How do you know what year is?
Speaker 7: This was like oh four or five.
Speaker 11: Yeah, And then I remember when YouTube came out. We
Speaker 11: were just like making videos and like showing our friends,
Speaker 11: like literally being at a party and being like you
Speaker 11: got to check this out, and well.
Speaker 4: Everybody cut the music real quick.
Speaker 7: We're gonna watch our home video.
Speaker 5: Watch me if all the chicks could just be quiet,
Speaker 5: actually be quiet, And there's no chicks, it's just one.
Speaker 11: We're gonna show a comedy video stop having fun and
Speaker 11: uh yeah, my Actually, my roommate Christine thought I was
Speaker 11: a homosexual man because because she saw me. She had
Speaker 11: my car broke down, she had to pick me up
Speaker 11: after improv class, and she saw me like flirting, she
Speaker 11: thought with drors because he was like, we had a
Speaker 11: class together. And then afterwards, I was like, hey, so
Speaker 11: if you would ever want to like link up and
Speaker 11: maybe write together or something, you're pretty funny.
Speaker 7: Yeah, actually that could work. Uh.
Speaker 11: Later and then saw it was like giving each other
Speaker 11: like awkward hugs, you know, like dudes just and then
Speaker 11: he weirdly kissed my neck a lot.
Speaker 7: You're gifted, thanks, uh.
Speaker 11: And then she was like I didn't know, and I'm
Speaker 11: like what. She's like, I just I guess I just
Speaker 11: didn't know, and I'm like, didn't know what. She's like,
Speaker 11: it's okay, I won't I don't want tell anyone if
Speaker 11: you And I'm like what and she's like that you're yeah, you're.
Speaker 16: Homosexual, and I'm like you think seeing confidence? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 16: like all right, I didn't see that for myself, but
Speaker 16: I don't think I could pull this hot piece of
Speaker 16: ass though, So I'll tell you what.
Speaker 7: You could thank you dude.
Speaker 11: Uh yeah, And then we started to do uh sketches, and
Speaker 11: then YouTube came out, and then I would I wish
Speaker 11: what we could say, like our ship went super viral
Speaker 11: and we were like crazy successful, but we weren't. It
Speaker 11: was it was just by total happenstance that.
Speaker 7: Because there was like the comedy front page, and if
Speaker 7: you made like the comedy page, you just took off.
Speaker 7: Everybody who got to work on Monday morning was like,
Speaker 7: I'm not gonna work, I'm gonna go to YouTube comedy
Speaker 7: page and look at look at that. First. We never
Speaker 7: got there.
Speaker 8: They never made it on there once.
Speaker 11: No, I don't think so.
Speaker 5: I think our big claim to fame was like in
Speaker 5: like Game Pro magazine or something we did like a
Speaker 5: Guitar Hero video and they said we were cool.
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh yeah, well we were we on attack of
Speaker 7: the show.
Speaker 5: We might have been in Yeah, I guess we were
Speaker 5: super successful.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 11: And then uh, and then a executive at Comedy Central,
Speaker 11: Walter Newman. Uh, he found us like in a stack
Speaker 11: of DVDs that we just sent Comedy Central and he
Speaker 11: wasn't even an executive. I don't think at that time,
Speaker 11: he was like a janitor No, I don't know what
Speaker 11: it is.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but he was like a Matt Damon situation and
Speaker 7: he was just writing jokes on the board and like
Speaker 7: who wrote these? Who wrote these?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 11: And then he brought that up to their bosses and
Speaker 11: they were like, actually, these guys are funny. But at
Speaker 11: that point they wanted us to do work all exince
Speaker 11: we did a video that was sort of similar to Workaholics.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 11: They were like, yeah, we like the idea of you
Speaker 11: guys living together and working together. That's that is really interesting.
Speaker 2: That's what was on the DVD. They something yeah.
Speaker 7: And I'm just like a.
Speaker 11: Yeah and uh and then uh. But what we really
Speaker 11: wanted to pitch at that point was we had an
Speaker 11: entire album of us as gangster rapping wizards, uh that
Speaker 11: we had released and we were very proud of. We
Speaker 11: were very proud of.
Speaker 7: It's on Spotify. You can check it out.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, check out the Wizards probably magic and uh.
Speaker 11: And so we were like, yeah, yeah, yeah, Workaholics, that's
Speaker 11: a cool idea, but what we really want to do
Speaker 11: is us as gangster rapping wizards from another realm. And
Speaker 11: they were like absolutely don't pitch that dog shit idea.
Speaker 11: Don't that the vice President of Commons, So.
Speaker 8: The person you're pitching it too, and.
Speaker 2: They're gonna in this meeting if you keep remember, they were.
Speaker 11: Like, you're going to go to the president next week.
Speaker 11: We want you to pitch Workaholics. Don't pitch the Wizards.
Speaker 11: And then of course right at the very end, we
Speaker 11: were like, there's what we actually want to do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you want to hips?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: With that said, in season one of Yeah here, we
Speaker 5: were on to make an appearance.
Speaker 11: Yeah, the Wizards actually made an appearance on Conan, which
Speaker 11: was so sick Top twelve.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, the cos they made the war was incredible.
Speaker 2: What was it like being in the room, like pitching
Speaker 2: Workaholics to the president of Comedy Central. How old are
Speaker 2: you guys at this.
Speaker 11: Point twenty five twenty four, So.
Speaker 7: That's what was so crazy.
Speaker 11: Three years older than Yeah, he's ancient.
Speaker 2: So going from like one to be going from like
Speaker 2: one to be on the comedy page, you do find
Speaker 2: one you're not getting on the comedy page, like then
Speaker 2: you're your DVD gets found by somebody at Comedy Central.
Speaker 2: Then the next thing you know, you guys are going
Speaker 2: in to pitch Workaholics to the top dog Y.
Speaker 5: They was wild is I think like we didn't realize
Speaker 5: like we were in the eye of the storm, so
Speaker 5: we're just going to these things just kind of like
Speaker 5: you know, blind, just going for it.
Speaker 11: Like, yeah, we didn't realize what a big deal it
Speaker 11: was about to be. I remember one of the Comedy
Speaker 11: Central execs right before the show came out, was like,
Speaker 11: your life is about to change, and I'm like, shut
Speaker 11: up and uh. And then the next day I walk
Speaker 11: into Starbucks and no one knows.
Speaker 2: Me walking into Starbucks.
Speaker 7: Sat.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's just making eye contact with everyone. Can I
Speaker 11: put on the cup and.
Speaker 7: It's I think, you know, seriously, I need to know
Speaker 7: your name for the cover. Are we really going to
Speaker 7: play this game? It was I put the star on
Speaker 7: Starbucks it.
Speaker 11: It actually kind of took off pretty quickly, and it
Speaker 11: was remember Bonu that that first year it was like
Speaker 11: we hadn't left l A because people in LA play
Speaker 11: it pretty cool, you know because you see celebrities all
Speaker 11: the time. But then we went to that year and
Speaker 11: it was like just fucking chaos. Yeah, they like made
Speaker 11: us uh good security. They're like, you guys should have security.
Speaker 11: This is like dangerous for you to just be out
Speaker 11: and about. But we're like we love it. Everyone grab
Speaker 11: grab a chunk, take this part. Someone grabbed this part. Yeah,
Speaker 11: it was so fun.
Speaker 5: It was awesome.
Speaker 7: That made everyone adam saying, grab this part.
Speaker 1: We're good, We're good.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 7: That dispersed the crowd. Oh yeah, there's whoever is doing.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you're doing a great job.
Speaker 5: Geez, look at somebody like on our podcast.
Speaker 8: No, you guys performing the wizards at you guys are
Speaker 8: just like.
Speaker 17: We're doing different sketches and stuff from before the day,
Speaker 17: Like we had like sketches that we were doing live
Speaker 17: that we just like dust it off and like updated
Speaker 17: a little bit.
Speaker 7: How many we'll still do that? How many twenty year
Speaker 7: old sketches?
Speaker 8: How many you guys said, Tommy Central before you like.
Speaker 2: Works is the one.
Speaker 7: No, I mean, I don't even I don't even remember
Speaker 7: the I thought they emailed us through YouTube and we
Speaker 7: didn't even know because we were so bad at like
Speaker 7: promoting ourselves.
Speaker 5: We've always been really bad at that promotion.
Speaker 7: We got very lucky. You know, it's not about the promotion.
Speaker 5: You know, as we forget the name of our podcast important.
Speaker 7: We did sketches live and like on YouTube for seven
Speaker 7: years before Workaholics got picked up.
Speaker 11: No, is that right?
Speaker 7: I mean we were put six years.
Speaker 11: Didn't give up, you know, it's like depressing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was wild, but we got That's that's what
Speaker 5: we did on weekends, like we weren't really going out,
Speaker 5: like we held each other accountable. We like would tape
Speaker 5: index cards to the wall, like with sketch ideas, and
Speaker 5: it was like a whole ladder system.
Speaker 11: Yeah, but you make it sound like we're fucking nerds.
Speaker 4: You were cool. I mean we were going out to.
Speaker 5: Cards yeah, I mean yeah, we were clubbing too. We
Speaker 5: were at Barneys before it was like a.
Speaker 11: Spot yeah, or it was cool to go to Uh yeah.
Speaker 11: Durs was like the only person that we knew kids.
Speaker 11: He's a few years older, so he and also he
Speaker 11: was like he would charge things to a credit card,
Speaker 11: so we were so poor, but he was paid out,
Speaker 11: but then would just charge it to the game, which
Speaker 11: is I didn't he would.
Speaker 7: Say that a lot he charged.
Speaker 11: You got to charge it to the game because one
Speaker 11: day we're going to make money and then I'll just
Speaker 11: pay this off. And I'm like, yeah, I'm not going
Speaker 11: to do that though, And now I look back and
Speaker 11: I'm like, I should have done.
Speaker 4: That, dude, Yeah, no doubt I should have done that.
Speaker 11: So that's a piece of advice for any you know,
Speaker 11: kids that are looking to get in.
Speaker 7: Just charge it to the game, run it up, transfer
Speaker 7: it to a new credit card, and get a new API.
Speaker 5: Transfer it to another game.
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's just good advice.
Speaker 2: That great.
Speaker 7: Yeah, absolutely, that's so.
Speaker 2: Like big Bro to everybody.
Speaker 7: Yeah. Absolutely, he had the credit card.
Speaker 11: Well, he would, uh, he would like he'd be like, yo,
Speaker 11: me and my boys are going to He said things
Speaker 11: like me and my boys, that's cool.
Speaker 7: That's cool boys, Dang dang.
Speaker 1: That is cool.
Speaker 11: Blake's over here drawing on no cards how to get
Speaker 11: out of the house, and he'd be like, you don't understand.
Speaker 4: We have to do the ping bus too.
Speaker 5: I'm running out of towels.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 11: Yeah, And he would he would invite us to like
Speaker 11: a nightclub. I remember we went to some some nightclub
Speaker 11: and and you were like dressed nice. So it was
Speaker 11: our shitty version of dressing nice. So it just looked
Speaker 11: like we were going to church, just like khakis with
Speaker 11: like woven belts and like tucked.
Speaker 7: In you look like get best buy helper.
Speaker 11: Absolutely, yeah, geek squad Yeah, and then was so disappointed.
Speaker 11: I'm like, drinks are thirteen dollars.
Speaker 7: What's money?
Speaker 8: That's nothing, dude, you know, thirteen dollars. Yeah at that
Speaker 8: point in time, Come on, that is well, at any
Speaker 8: point in those seven years, if it was really seven years,
Speaker 8: which I know is up for debate, didn't of your
Speaker 8: like parents or loved ones or friends that were outside
Speaker 8: the bubble be like, hey, we should really talk about
Speaker 8: what your actual future goals are.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah. I mean I was with my wife
Speaker 7: at that point, who's like smart and like had a career,
Speaker 7: and was like, what are we doing? Because I was
Speaker 7: doing this stuff and then during the day, I was
Speaker 7: like a PA on different TV shows and I'm like
Speaker 7: fetching sandwiches for people, and She's like, is this the dream?
Speaker 7: Is this what we're doing? And I was like, just
Speaker 7: stick around, trust me, someday I will pay off your
Speaker 7: grad school your grad school owns. But yeah, it was
Speaker 7: a little bit of like because la is just not
Speaker 7: like it's into street town, you know what I mean,
Speaker 7: And like you could do a bunch of stuff there,
Speaker 7: but what she was doing LA wasn't the best and
Speaker 7: I was like, please just and then I think maybe
Speaker 7: even just Less than a year later is when Workaholics
Speaker 7: got picked up.
Speaker 8: God, that had to be such a hell of a feeling,
Speaker 8: except for walking to the Starbucks the next day.
Speaker 11: Yeah, no, one really huh, but life is going to
Speaker 11: be secure with it?
Speaker 8: Like, were they like, hey, this is it was really
Speaker 8: going to be like that?
Speaker 7: Yeah? It was great. Yeah.
Speaker 11: I didn't really have any people. I feel like my
Speaker 11: family my parents definitely were like you're gonna make it.
Speaker 11: They're just wildly so supportive, like weirdly weirdly supportive. But
Speaker 11: my uncles were like, no, shit, you got a show.
Speaker 4: You're a loser.
Speaker 11: Shit, it's the least funniest honestly, No, literally, that was
Speaker 11: the thing. My family is like, you're the.
Speaker 4: Least funniest out of all of us.
Speaker 11: And I'm like, well, then why didn't you get a
Speaker 11: TV show?
Speaker 2: Boom?
Speaker 11: I'm dumb.
Speaker 7: Fuck?
Speaker 2: Where are you now?
Speaker 8: A Huster game?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, And my my parents had a really low bar.
Speaker 5: They were happy I was just delivering pizzas. So yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: they were like, no.
Speaker 7: Okay, we didn't see this for you. We love pizza.
Speaker 7: This is great.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So when you first signed, was it just one
Speaker 2: season of Workaholics or how quickly did he get picked
Speaker 2: up like in that first season that you guys are
Speaker 2: going to do another one?
Speaker 11: Yeah, it got it.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 11: I think we got picked up to write the second
Speaker 11: season before the first season aired because they were so stoked.
Speaker 11: So that was like a huge sign of.
Speaker 7: But also like at this time, they used to do
Speaker 7: like pilots. They would do one episode like any networker,
Speaker 7: channel whatever would do a bunch of pilots, like one
Speaker 7: episode of a show. Let's say they did ten, and
Speaker 7: then they'd watch them and pick the five that they're
Speaker 7: going to pick up for a season. We shot. They
Speaker 7: gave us fifty grand shoot like our own video, and
Speaker 7: we were like, let's make a whole pilot. So we
Speaker 7: did that and then they just picked us up for
Speaker 7: ten episodes right away, which was like, which they basically
Speaker 7: give you the.
Speaker 2: Fifty grand, you guys figure out what to do with it. Yes,
Speaker 2: you put it together and showed them. They're like, we're
Speaker 2: gonna get to that. Yeah.
Speaker 11: Yeah, and then they gave us ten apps, which was
Speaker 11: crazy because at that time I was doing I was
Speaker 11: still doing stand up all the time in the clubs,
Speaker 11: and my stand up friends were like, they truly didn't
Speaker 11: believe me that I had a show on Comedy Central
Speaker 11: because I would, I would, because it took like a
Speaker 11: year and a half for the show to actually come out.
Speaker 5: Yes, they just they wanted to drop our show with
Speaker 5: new south Park.
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's right to get eyeballs.
Speaker 7: And they were doing Broadway with Book and Mormon phenomenal.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah yeah, and so like they were like, wait
Speaker 7: for south Park to come back, and yeah, while we
Speaker 7: were waiting, we started writing season two.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Yeah, and it Yeah, it definitely sucked because I didn't
Speaker 11: know that they have the pilot presentation online.
Speaker 5: That's sick.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's probably illegal.
Speaker 11: Yeah, Isaac, Yeah, Isaac quick puking on your on your bed.
Speaker 11: We look over, Isaac's just puking down.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that was weird.
Speaker 2: I was watching that.
Speaker 7: I'm Brendon.
Speaker 8: So, uh, what did you say, said, Isaac's been catching stray?
Speaker 11: Yeah, sorry, that's just all good, Isaac.
Speaker 8: I mean, I respect the boot and rally. Yeah, that's
Speaker 8: a big deal. If you have a big boy football,
Speaker 8: if you.
Speaker 5: Call that rallying, I don't know.
Speaker 16: I just assumed his hair is always Bro's sad.
Speaker 7: I feel sad now and then.
Speaker 8: And so we're calling went seven seasons, like how did
Speaker 8: the writing process go for you guys? And I know
Speaker 8: it's such like a kind of a gay question, but
Speaker 8: also it is kind of interesting to hear, like how
Speaker 8: you guys work through each series? Who wrote the most?
Speaker 2: Who? Like how did you find essentially had on the
Speaker 2: index cards?
Speaker 8: Yeah, he was like gambit with massive fans, like they're
Speaker 8: like worcoholics, like their show, they're number one. So to
Speaker 8: be able to accumulate that kind of cult following, like
Speaker 8: what was the work like between seasons and all the
Speaker 8: writing and stuff like that.
Speaker 11: We had a writing staff that we worked with that
Speaker 11: Comedy Central didn't trust us to run the show immediately.
Speaker 11: We're just so young and inexperience that we hired a
Speaker 11: bunch of really smart people and then we were the
Speaker 11: bosses of them, which was really weird, like a trip
Speaker 11: like community college dropouts. For Blake and myself were like
Speaker 11: the bosses of all these Harvard educated writers.
Speaker 7: Were like, no, I.
Speaker 11: Don't think you should do it that way. Are you
Speaker 11: supposed to do that? But Durs was he was our writer.
Speaker 11: He's the one that kind of taught us everything along
Speaker 11: the way. We hadn't ridden anything besides sketches, and then
Speaker 11: he's kind of showed us the ropes when it came
Speaker 11: to sitcom writing.
Speaker 8: Yeah, elevate this pod.
Speaker 7: Yeah, just like like a format to be like, hey,
Speaker 7: if you think about an episode this way, you like
Speaker 7: come up with your own ideas and then you can
Speaker 7: kind of this will take you to the next step,
Speaker 7: and that'll take you the next step and like that way,
Speaker 7: it's not like we all have to sit down together
Speaker 7: to like figure it out. It's like, if you have
Speaker 7: an idea and you're on your own, just plug it
Speaker 7: into here and it'll step you.
Speaker 1: Through the template.
Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly, template set.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Yeah, the sort of math of it, because you can
Speaker 11: have a really cool, funny creative idea, but then if
Speaker 11: you don't know, like the math of the x'es and
Speaker 11: o's of figuring out exactly how to uh lay it out,
Speaker 11: then then it's just a funny idea.
Speaker 7: And it was kind of just like this. I mean,
Speaker 7: this kind of reminds me of our writer's room we had.
Speaker 7: I think we had a twisted didn't we It.
Speaker 11: Was sponsored by dub men.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we were always so soft. No, but
Speaker 7: we would just sit around and bullshit and be like,
Speaker 7: all right, so like the dudes go to a water park,
Speaker 7: what could happen?
Speaker 5: And then step it out as far as you can.
Speaker 11: And our writers room was hilarious though. It was in
Speaker 11: Panorama City, which if you don't know where that is.
Speaker 7: You're lucky.
Speaker 11: If you don't know where that is, you've never tried
Speaker 11: to buy heroin dud not for all the kids out there,
Speaker 11: they're gone, yeah yeah uh, because it was like the
Speaker 11: back the where our office was was the back corner
Speaker 11: of this building and you couldn't see in, but we
Speaker 11: could see out and people you just see people on
Speaker 11: their like lunch breaks, just like a guy in a
Speaker 11: shirt and tide just come and just smoke crack, just
Speaker 11: alone in his car and you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 11: that guy's smoking crack or like a lot of fucking
Speaker 11: just prostitute. It was a wild scene back there.
Speaker 7: I've got a different episode, So these guys are fucking
Speaker 7: in a car. Uh, that's all I got.
Speaker 2: Went out.
Speaker 7: It was a motivator as it was exploding.
Speaker 2: Was there ever, like, did you ever st to feel
Speaker 2: like a weight of any pressure to continue to exceed
Speaker 2: expectations or trying to exceed expectations, like because you guys
Speaker 2: obviously did seven seasons, Like was there any middle point
Speaker 2: there to where one season was harder than the other,
Speaker 2: or maybe one of the three you guys are straying.
Speaker 2: Maybe you loved what the game did for you more
Speaker 2: than you were loving the game, and then you got
Speaker 2: a real them in, like's pulling some accountability to them.
Speaker 2: Let's bring our boys, I don't know who.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, they had to always put the yeah you know.
Speaker 11: Yeah, Blake, when I'm down a real road of just
Speaker 11: wanting every episode to have like real like a lot
Speaker 11: of boogers and ship season five, Blake was like, yeah,
Speaker 11: what if there's more boggers in this one?
Speaker 5: I think what you're trying to say is that I, yes,
Speaker 5: I wanted to push the envelope with our comedy. Yeah,
Speaker 5: there were you know, set pieces that, but yeah, no,
Speaker 5: you want to like keep one upping yourself and like,
Speaker 5: you know, just just pushing it.
Speaker 11: But yeah, I guess a lot of it was mostly
Speaker 11: like visually, we wanted to do cool ship, Like if
Speaker 11: we're going to do a drug trip, we wanted it
Speaker 11: to seem different than the other drug trips that we've
Speaker 11: been on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we also always had like pretty big like set
Speaker 5: piece minds, like with stunts and stuff. So that's kind
Speaker 5: of like where we were starting to evolve to, like, hey,
Speaker 5: we what we want to do after Workaholics is make
Speaker 5: like movies together and all that and have like a
Speaker 5: bigger budget for stuff like that. And that's when we
Speaker 5: did Game over Man for Netflix and we got to
Speaker 5: pull off like big major stunts and all that.
Speaker 8: What was that like when they pull you off the
Speaker 8: side with Netflix calls and like, you guys can actually
Speaker 8: do what you wanted to do for so long.
Speaker 11: Well, then we were like, let's do absolutely uh everything. Uh.
Speaker 7: And I was like I could show my butthole right
Speaker 7: see yea and buttholes I could.
Speaker 11: I could show accident butthole. And They're like, I guess
Speaker 11: why do you keep pitching that?
Speaker 7: Sure, yeah we did.
Speaker 11: I guess we didn't really need that. Now.
Speaker 7: That was fun, I mean, and it was like same
Speaker 7: but different, you know what I mean? It was like
Speaker 7: Workaholics esque, but like again ten X, Also, I like
Speaker 7: the way that like, and I don't even think I'm
Speaker 7: ever thought about this until right now, guys. But the
Speaker 7: way that like the world of work Halics like built
Speaker 7: like the characters, like we ended up doing an episode
Speaker 7: that took place in the mind of Bill, which is
Speaker 7: something no one from Comedy Central wanted.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 7: They're like, well, why, Bill's kind of just like the
Speaker 7: guy who kind of other episode and we're like, right,
Speaker 7: but it's action. Yeah, But I liked how we built
Speaker 7: the world out and like we had like shout out
Speaker 7: to Wayman Lee who just passed away, Like we had
Speaker 7: all these kind of we had like actors, but then
Speaker 7: we also had just had background actors who are just characters,
Speaker 7: like Jet said Wayman, and we would write them a
Speaker 7: lot ye to do.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 11: We found this guy, Jet said, Hudson. He was a
Speaker 11: character dude, and you could not You would give him
Speaker 11: a line and he would butcher it in the funniest
Speaker 11: way possible. That made it so much funnier than than
Speaker 11: what you would write for him.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So yeah, the universe kind of just evolved naturally
Speaker 5: as the seasons went on.
Speaker 11: Do you remember when he like left, he was supposed
Speaker 11: to be like, uh, he's supposed to be like I'm
Speaker 11: out of here and he goes, uh Blag's uh Anders, Uh,
Speaker 11: what do you call me?
Speaker 7: Like Adams Adams.
Speaker 11: Yeah, he called me Adams Blaggs Anders Adams. Get the
Speaker 11: fuck up out my house.
Speaker 7: It's just supposed to. He's in his cubicle.
Speaker 11: He's like, get the fuck up out my house. And
Speaker 11: we're like, Okay, that's better than what we could have.
Speaker 11: Fort just absolutely butcher our names and I say, get
Speaker 11: out of our house.
Speaker 7: I think it started when we gave him a line.
Speaker 7: We were like, so the episodes about like Adam wants
Speaker 7: to be in charge or something, and people are asking like,
Speaker 7: what do you want in the office, like I'll take
Speaker 7: care of it, like running for school president kind of thing.
Speaker 7: And he was like, so supposed to just say I want, uh,
Speaker 7: string cheese in the fridge, spring cheese. Yes, saying was
Speaker 7: all he could say. Yeah, We're like it's string, like
Speaker 7: a string, like a shoelace, string cheese. He's like, got it,
Speaker 7: spring cheese. And we're like, I think we've found a
Speaker 7: comedy genius. And he's not gonna say string cheese because
Speaker 7: he knows spring cheese.
Speaker 11: Dude, no one knew what spring cheese was.
Speaker 7: But and then we put them on, but we wanted it.
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Speaker 2: like you know, you start getting cameos, like who is
Speaker 2: your favorite person to bring in to do a cameo with? Dude?
Speaker 2: Good question?
Speaker 11: Will lots of legends, I bet I mean for me
Speaker 11: it was Jack black Jack Blacky Awesome. He was just
Speaker 11: such a legend artists of all time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, us honestly, weirdly, like when Ben Stiller said he'd
Speaker 5: do an episode, it was like wait, really what they
Speaker 5: And that was awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 11: It was cool when like people that were actual movie
Speaker 11: stars were like, yeah, I'll do it.
Speaker 7: We're like you what, which have you seen? Bangs?
Speaker 4: Can we talk to your manager?
Speaker 5: What are they doing?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Did your man?
Speaker 7: Have you guys ever seen the movie The Running Man?
Speaker 2: Have not?
Speaker 7: Whoa How old are you guys?
Speaker 2: I'm thirty three thirty five.
Speaker 7: Has anyone seen The Running Man? No one seen? I
Speaker 7: know they are okay, So it's an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.
Speaker 7: Takes place. It's fair. There's a prison everyone's just watching.
Speaker 7: Everyone's got these like neckt things on that I stole
Speaker 7: and put in Game Over Man, and they're doing a
Speaker 7: prison break and they got to shut down like the
Speaker 7: perimeter or else their heads are gonna explode. And there's
Speaker 7: one guy who keeps running and they're like, wait, hasn't
Speaker 7: been cleared Chico and his head blows off. He was
Speaker 7: in marcoholics and I was, yeah, that is there is
Speaker 7: And I was like, can I get a Can I
Speaker 7: get a selfie with you? And he was like what
Speaker 7: And I'm like you were in Running Man right He
Speaker 7: goes yeah, and I'm like and also Predator too. He's
Speaker 7: like yeah, I'm like you're the man. And he's been
Speaker 7: a stunt guy forever and he like flipped over a
Speaker 7: bicycle in an episode I remember you.
Speaker 5: Like taking I know who that is and he went
Speaker 5: through the exact same story.
Speaker 11: Dude, what a deep cut.
Speaker 7: That was nice. That's a guy yelling truth in that
Speaker 7: just to be clear. Yeah, so that was like my
Speaker 7: number one guy.
Speaker 11: Yeah, cool people.
Speaker 8: What was it like the guy like Ben when he's
Speaker 8: coming into it, did you guys immediately see yourselves as
Speaker 8: peers with him or was that kind of like yo.
Speaker 11: This is like no, and it looks so good this Yeah,
Speaker 11: he looked like a real movie star, while like I
Speaker 11: just put my burrito the side of the size of
Speaker 11: my head down.
Speaker 7: I was like, oh shit, I can't eat this to
Speaker 7: look like that. Yeah, yeah he was. And what was cool?
Speaker 11: It's like he took it serious, like he had a
Speaker 11: little monologue, you know, because we're like we got a
Speaker 11: rite Ben Still or something funny, you know, and you
Speaker 11: see him and he's like working it, and I'm like,
Speaker 11: you don't we and we I think we said, We're
Speaker 11: like you don't need to say it verbatim, like you
Speaker 11: don't actually have to memorize your lines.
Speaker 7: You could say whatever you want. He's like, no, I'm
Speaker 7: gonna do it how you.
Speaker 1: Guys wrote it.
Speaker 7: And we're like, okay, okay, mister Stiller. And now, looking back,
Speaker 7: I wish I said that the entire week. Oh, Luca's her,
Speaker 7: it's mister. He would have liked that.
Speaker 11: Yeah, he would have loved that.
Speaker 7: No, but we did have like crazy cool like Tom Green,
Speaker 7: like people who we wanted to mix it up with
Speaker 7: Tom Arnold, the dude who Mark Martin summers. Dude like
Speaker 7: people who meant a lot to us Chico. Even the
Speaker 7: dude who played Renegade Lorenzo Lamis was.
Speaker 5: On Amy Yasbag.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 11: I Woody Harrelson was a huge Workaholics fan, and he like,
Speaker 11: he's reached out to me a few times and was like,
Speaker 11: I love this, I love the show. Like I went.
Speaker 11: I was in Hawaii shooting Mike and Dave and UH
Speaker 11: need wedding dates and I he was like, come to
Speaker 11: come to my house. And I went and partied with
Speaker 11: Woody Harrelson for like and I spent the night at
Speaker 11: his house and like I we went cliff diving. Uh,
Speaker 11: it was incredible. And He's like I want to be
Speaker 11: on the show, and I'm like awesome. And then I
Speaker 11: I think we sent him like four different scripts and
Speaker 11: he's like, yeah, this isn't the one.
Speaker 7: We never got him, never got him, never got We
Speaker 7: had some legends. Carrie Elws from Princess Bride in an episode.
Speaker 7: I mean, when you like sit and think about it,
Speaker 7: you're like, oh, like I'm real quick to go Chico
Speaker 7: and Stiller, but like when you sit and think, you're like,
Speaker 7: oh yeah tofa. Grace was in an episode, like, oh,
Speaker 7: like it just the list kind of goes on and
Speaker 7: on as we got like bigger and bigger. Chris Parnell
Speaker 7: didn't know who we were season one, did our tenth episode,
Speaker 7: last one. He was so fucking game and good. It
Speaker 7: was awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 11: He played the CEO who was trying to kill himself, right,
Speaker 11: that's to kill him?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, and that's awesome.
Speaker 2: Is there any is outside of Woody Harrelson, anybody else
Speaker 2: that you guys were trying to get that ultimately didn't
Speaker 2: work out? You really fuck.
Speaker 11: Wesley Snipes. We were always trying to get.
Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah. Val Kilmer wanted to play my dad. He
Speaker 7: like left a voicemail that our casting director plays for
Speaker 7: us where he was like, I'm Swedish, I can do this,
Speaker 7: and we were like, okay, yeah, pitching himself and then
Speaker 7: we were like okay, and oh, Dolph Lungdering. I mean, dude,
Speaker 7: we had some people on the show. Who else did
Speaker 7: we did not get though? I don't know we got everybody.
Speaker 11: We would say every year when we would do press,
Speaker 11: they would say, what now, tell us what crazy guest
Speaker 11: stars do you have this coming season?
Speaker 1: And we're and we.
Speaker 11: Would always say, well, Denzel Washington may or may not
Speaker 11: be on this coming right. Yeah, could you imagine Denzel
Speaker 11: I would be so incredible he would have to fire
Speaker 11: his manager.
Speaker 8: His manageruld be picking up in the hotel. Absolutely, that's awesome.
Speaker 8: I mean did you ever reach out to Denzel?
Speaker 5: I know, did you ever try towards him like at
Speaker 5: a carpet away?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I think maybe we broached that to our agents,
Speaker 11: and I don't do that, right, don't reach out to him.
Speaker 7: Yeah he was like that.
Speaker 8: Huh.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think we respect him too much.
Speaker 11: Yeah, we wouldn't want to bring him into our world,
Speaker 11: bring him down.
Speaker 7: He couldn't in the mud.
Speaker 2: Who are some people that you feel like, as you
Speaker 2: were elevating everything else when you're whether it's the red
Speaker 2: carpet whatever, to where you're getting starstruck in the moment, like,
Speaker 2: have you gotten to meet the people that you've been like, Yo,
Speaker 2: I cannot believe I'm sitting he rubbing elbows. So so
Speaker 2: obviously the Woody Harrelson story is incredible.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, well, Dere's I did a movie called The
Speaker 11: Intern with Robert de Niro, which was, you know, fucking insane.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you don't get higher than that. Yeah, I've heard
Speaker 7: him with him twice now and I was like, please
Speaker 7: remember me, please remember me, and he was like, hey,
Speaker 7: I remember you.
Speaker 11: It was like incredible.
Speaker 2: What's my name? He's like it'll come to Yeah.
Speaker 7: So that's like, I don't know where you go from there?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: On death doorstep right?
Speaker 2: Nice?
Speaker 11: Nice, No, they offered, I don't take one.
Speaker 7: Hell yeah, go ahead, what are you vampire?
Speaker 5: You guys went out last night?
Speaker 2: Or no? We did not, really, we did not. We
Speaker 2: knew out.
Speaker 5: Okay, we're out of here.
Speaker 11: Profession they're professional, dude crazy. They they don't do interviews
Speaker 11: hungover like some people I know, get a little great experience.
Speaker 2: I was telling them the show when we were in
Speaker 2: Arizona a couple of years ago. We went hard a
Speaker 2: few of those nights. Yeah, and one night I came in.
Speaker 2: We had like her cousins, We had a few interviews Trump.
Speaker 2: Sitting there, my voice is basically like gone, He's got
Speaker 2: a beautiful voice, but like it only has so many words. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Day and Kirk was giving me so many flowers from
Speaker 2: being on Washington and I'm just sitting there thinking to myself, like.
Speaker 8: I was tearing up here, right, Yeah, it.
Speaker 11: Was yeah, you're you're not sweating your pictures.
Speaker 2: I felt like a fraud. Everything I was saying. I
Speaker 2: was like, man, if you only knew what I was
Speaker 2: doing last night.
Speaker 8: Yeah, last night there was like this dozens trivia thing
Speaker 8: and Will's team won.
Speaker 11: Congrats.
Speaker 2: News is we.
Speaker 8: Got a couple of oysters at acting.
Speaker 7: It was acme, Okay, we don't want to.
Speaker 8: Not gonna shame Bourbon Street. We're not going to shame.
Speaker 8: They had massive oysters. Delicious. Yeah, sitting there in the
Speaker 8: green shirt, handsome boy. He gets marked right before the show.
Speaker 8: It's like, man, we lost it. We lost a fellow guy.
Speaker 8: Then g halfway through the show, He's got a boogie
Speaker 8: out of there. I'm feeling fine. Willis hurt on the
Speaker 8: way home. Yeah, he had a tough night last night.
Speaker 8: And then this morning I woke up and I was like,
Speaker 8: this is this is my nightmare.
Speaker 7: This is cold, like the sweats and all that tell
Speaker 7: me about.
Speaker 2: Everywhere, just like a broken fire hydrant just releasing Yeah, damn.
Speaker 11: Well that's not where I didn't the p s. I
Speaker 11: I ship a lot last night and it wasn't diarrhea.
Speaker 1: It was ship.
Speaker 11: So let's talk about this.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I'm.
Speaker 11: Dead serious when I say I should know less than
Speaker 11: nine times. I stopped counting after and I wait, last
Speaker 11: last night, dude, I woke.
Speaker 1: Up, Dude.
Speaker 11: I woke up at uh five thirty in the morning
Speaker 11: and then was just up until I came.
Speaker 7: Here just doing diamonds.
Speaker 11: I should have been before, Huh.
Speaker 8: I should have like an hour before, just hanging out,
Speaker 8: just hanging out, dude, just because I'm taking walking half awake.
Speaker 11: I was ready to roll over right next to It's
Speaker 11: been nice, dude.
Speaker 8: It's been nice.
Speaker 2: Great spin Were guys are here, like wake up?
Speaker 8: Yeah? So that's a life we decided. Yeah, the life
Speaker 8: chose us last night. We didn't choose the life.
Speaker 1: Gotcha.
Speaker 7: Are you guys going to catch up this week?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Potentially? Way? Huh Like get after it? Yeah, get after
Speaker 2: dogs out?
Speaker 7: Yeah charge. That was what I was shouting on Bourbon
Speaker 7: Street last night. I kept being like, left the dogs.
Speaker 1: Yeah you did? What a song?
Speaker 11: Yeah still is. There also was a lot of people
Speaker 11: remember king their dogs at one a m.
Speaker 7: Last night was now, well, so here's the deal. There's
Speaker 7: a guy we had two albino Doberman's and I was like,
Speaker 7: I need to say what's up to this guy? Uh,
Speaker 7: and he goes, I can only walk him at night
Speaker 7: because it's too bright outside duringire dogs beams them off. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 7: but can you imagine albino Doberman's vampire dogs. Yeah they
Speaker 7: look crazy. Yeah, they look like resident evil dogs.
Speaker 2: They did.
Speaker 5: They were scary. I did not go close to them.
Speaker 7: So this is he pulled it up right here.
Speaker 11: This is one our our manager who puked on himself
Speaker 11: last night.
Speaker 5: This is important.
Speaker 11: Yeah, got got his ear pierced on stage. That this
Speaker 11: is important live show?
Speaker 7: And what is this is important? That's our podcast?
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, great plug.
Speaker 8: How is the live shows for y'all?
Speaker 11: So fun?
Speaker 8: Does he have a good time with it?
Speaker 2: We do? Yeah, you hate it?
Speaker 4: No, I don't hate it.
Speaker 8: They're actually sometimes they're actually I don't know if you've
Speaker 8: told them the show like we're kind of flying by
Speaker 8: the seat of our pain.
Speaker 11: Guys are doing a good job.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: We sit there before our live shows and we're very
Speaker 2: nervous every time, like, hey, what do we want to
Speaker 2: talk about this?
Speaker 8: That's very nervous.
Speaker 5: That is a little nervous. It's like kind of freeing
Speaker 5: in a way. But yeah, we don't plan shit for
Speaker 5: our podcast and wen't plant absolutely nothing for the live show.
Speaker 11: There was a we found out later that we all
Speaker 11: had COVID. But uh, there was a point in the
Speaker 11: Chicago show where Blake it's a podcast, you have to talk.
Speaker 11: You have to keep talking for at least an hour
Speaker 11: just talking. Blake didn't talk for seventeen minutes.
Speaker 7: Well in the Zone.
Speaker 5: Had Milort on stage. So Malort, the like Chicago liquor
Speaker 5: thing that they're drinking.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's a garbage Yeah.
Speaker 5: It erased my function to well, by the way.
Speaker 11: If Lord is like nine percent alcohol, it's not a
Speaker 11: minute he was going after it.
Speaker 5: It has some minute.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 8: Whenever we have like Jelly on the podcast or somebody
Speaker 8: comes in like, hey, can we smoke on the bus
Speaker 8: for like yeah, for sure smoking the bus, He's always
Speaker 8: like you want some We always say yes, this man
Speaker 8: right here, you guys like a hoots, I'll.
Speaker 2: Go, you'll go, yeah, I'm the same one.
Speaker 8: Then has hit me a little bit like yo, you
Speaker 8: got to keep this train rolling a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 8: like a couple of backward giggles and like, so music,
Speaker 8: huh right, what's not like?
Speaker 7: Yeah, what's music?
Speaker 2: Like? Dude?
Speaker 7: Wait, but how long have you guys known each other since?
Speaker 2: Eighteen? Yeah?
Speaker 7: So, but I mean so for us, like we've known
Speaker 7: each other since two thousand and four ish.
Speaker 2: We can't shut.
Speaker 7: Up, Like there's a there's an endless amount of things
Speaker 7: we can talk about. There's an endless amount of like, well,
Speaker 7: I know that he's drinking, my lord, so we're going
Speaker 7: to pick up the slack. We know we know that
Speaker 7: he also we know he can't think of anything funny like, so,
Speaker 7: like as far as getting nervous before show, I'm like, no,
Speaker 7: like I don't know.
Speaker 11: And yeah, Blake gets really nervous before shows. We don't
Speaker 11: get nervous before shows.
Speaker 5: But also being in the room with like all those fans,
Speaker 5: it's like the energy coming from them, it's just is
Speaker 5: so funny.
Speaker 7: You feel like rock stars.
Speaker 5: And it's a podcast, but you feel like rock stars.
Speaker 7: It's like, it's so right. He was quiet for seventeen
Speaker 7: minutes in front of four thousand people.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, it was crazy. The best people started to notice,
Speaker 8: did you guys like you guys noticed, did you say
Speaker 8: anything during the show?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 11: I think I was saying, yeah, Blake, shut the fuck up,
Speaker 11: you're talking too much, right, the onslaught the verbal diarrhea
Speaker 11: coming from you. Yeah right, Uh, the funniest part of
Speaker 11: someone sent me we have to find it.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 11: There was like a review of our show at the
Speaker 11: Chicago Theater. And it was someone that just came because
Speaker 11: of Chicago Theater is such a historic venue that they're like, there,
Speaker 11: it has to be a great production if it's at
Speaker 11: the Chicago Theater. And they just bought tickets. And they
Speaker 11: were an older couple and they came and watched the
Speaker 11: show and they gave a scathing review of their like
Speaker 11: it was all inside jokes. They didn't do anything. They
Speaker 11: just sat on couches and talked with each other.
Speaker 4: One of them didn't talk.
Speaker 7: One of them didn't talk seventeen minutes.
Speaker 4: The hair one.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 4: You guys have they talked about load boost?
Speaker 2: You guys known each other since two thousand and four, Like,
Speaker 2: which two of the three has had the most tension
Speaker 2: at one point in time?
Speaker 5: Tension?
Speaker 2: Say you got a little dicey.
Speaker 8: And especially if you do if you're a week ten
Speaker 8: of load boost.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, boogers earlier, Blake.
Speaker 11: The tension might actually peak this week because we we
Speaker 11: took a testosterone test and we're going to see who
Speaker 11: has the lowest.
Speaker 7: T Finally yes, but me, I don't know. Do you
Speaker 7: think it's Blake? Who do you think? Let's say this
Speaker 7: is a good question. Who do you think? My answer,
Speaker 7: brother you, who do you think has the lowest? Who
Speaker 7: do you think?
Speaker 2: I think?
Speaker 5: I'm not surprised people tell you right, it's okay.
Speaker 2: I think it's Blake.
Speaker 5: Thanks, No, wine, I like that.
Speaker 8: Have any of you guys ever taking supplements before to
Speaker 8: booster sauce Throne?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 5: No, no need man, your brother, he.
Speaker 7: Said, do you think it's the lowest?
Speaker 8: Huh, yeah, you think so? Like the older you get that.
Speaker 2: But he was, hang, here's here's a nice test too.
Speaker 2: Before you even get to where you're testing for your testosterone,
Speaker 2: do all of you wake up every morning? Rock Hard?
Speaker 7: Still, I would say not.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you what the science behind it is.
Speaker 5: Like.
Speaker 2: When you're wanting to test your testosterone, here we go
Speaker 2: your first good Yeah, your first example. The doc would
Speaker 2: ask you like, hey, are you still waking up? Rock Card?
Speaker 2: If you have a morning would when you wake up
Speaker 2: your testosterone is probably pretty healthy.
Speaker 18: It might be fucked man, rock rock Card, you said,
Speaker 18: you said every morning like a rock Usually.
Speaker 7: I remember when I'm rock hard.
Speaker 5: In the morning, I'm like, this is gonna be a
Speaker 5: good day.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I feel like I.
Speaker 11: Remember now it's not an everyday thing it used to be.
Speaker 5: I used to be cutting diamonds in the morning, in
Speaker 5: the middle of kind up on.
Speaker 8: The mattress, giving that thing hellful heart, yes, and you
Speaker 8: kind of forget. Yeah, it's like there's no going to sleep,
Speaker 8: but we can't wait with the with the rock hard.
Speaker 11: Oh damn.
Speaker 7: Okay, But I thought it was because I had to
Speaker 7: like take a piss, Like, isn't that your body's way
Speaker 7: of like twists twisting the cat every morning?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he said. I think I would up every morning
Speaker 2: and look at him. He's got the he's.
Speaker 7: Relaxed, and my dick is hard to.
Speaker 8: He's coming for.
Speaker 2: You right now.
Speaker 8: If you play, if you play football long enough, you
Speaker 8: know a big dick when you see yeah, okay.
Speaker 7: Cool, my dick's hard.
Speaker 8: The frame, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 7: Okay, got the frame, get the hands, you got the shoulders.
Speaker 4: Then what happened, yohn, I got the frame.
Speaker 7: My dig is hard to.
Speaker 5: I liked where Jersey was going where he thinks that
Speaker 5: an erection is just your dick filling up a piss. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm saying I thought.
Speaker 7: I thought you had. I thought mourning wood was a
Speaker 7: function of like when you have to take a piss,
Speaker 7: No you can't, when you have a boner, it's very hard.
Speaker 7: No you can, you can, but it's very difficult.
Speaker 2: I feel like an Olympian pissing in the toilet because
Speaker 2: you got to have the nice.
Speaker 7: Like exactly, yes, yeah, you're like, there we go, flexibility,
Speaker 7: all that all back.
Speaker 2: Only if my wife could see me right now.
Speaker 7: And she sometimes does, and I'm like, I didn't see
Speaker 7: the door.
Speaker 11: So you think Blake and then you thinks because he's
Speaker 11: the oldest.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I would just assume that. But every morning with
Speaker 8: wood like it kind of yeah, back to Blake. But
Speaker 8: I don't want to pile on. I'm trying to establish
Speaker 8: that actually.
Speaker 2: It's not even most of my career. I most of
Speaker 2: my career. The last time I did before I started
Speaker 2: getting on what was the cloonmate clment clombing. I started
Speaker 2: to get on that. I was you think I tested
Speaker 2: around like too eighty. You're like, so I was below
Speaker 2: three hundred because it goes up.
Speaker 7: To photo I do like how he's like I was
Speaker 7: at two eighty, We're going to be at like one twelve.
Speaker 11: It'll be like mine sets seven.
Speaker 2: I know, yeah there, okay, for sure, we don't got
Speaker 2: at my low T. Look right there, my Tom Brady,
Speaker 2: Yeah your lowest te right yeadam.
Speaker 8: I wasn't gonna say, but when you did flex, I
Speaker 8: was like, yeah, I would sleep all the.
Speaker 5: Tea's right, all the he knows twisted tea.
Speaker 7: That's why, baby, there's the plug a lot.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited to see whoever.
Speaker 5: And now that you're throwing these numbers around, I'm realizing
Speaker 5: that with like no clue like how to even gauge.
Speaker 11: It now how expensive it doesn't matter. I think whoever
Speaker 11: has the lowest T the other two has to pay
Speaker 11: for that other man to up their tea.
Speaker 5: Right, what happens if I have really low tea and
Speaker 5: then I start teeing off?
Speaker 11: Yeah, you will probably get in.
Speaker 2: Actually, like I went up to like nine hundred almost
Speaker 2: a thousand.
Speaker 8: What the hell?
Speaker 5: And that's why I got the beer, And.
Speaker 2: You would every morning like this working.
Speaker 11: Why so why not do it? I'm with you now
Speaker 11: you look like you have human when sometimes when I
Speaker 11: see men that are like that are a little older,
Speaker 11: and then they take the tea that they look like
Speaker 11: they are a human penis.
Speaker 2: Red.
Speaker 10: They're like, yeah, I'm talking like they look like a
Speaker 10: human penis.
Speaker 7: They're red, you know, red, veiny.
Speaker 11: Yeah, always possible, purple, yeah, yeah, weird scabs on themselves, itchy.
Speaker 7: You know, like a penis.
Speaker 11: Yes, yes, So it doesn't make you there's no like
Speaker 11: weird side effects.
Speaker 2: No, you would so if you're they would tell you,
Speaker 2: if you're trying to have kids, to not take the stosterone.
Speaker 2: But like I took clomen which is like something to
Speaker 2: help naturally boost it.
Speaker 1: You're trying to get pregnant, Okay.
Speaker 7: Gotta get on it.
Speaker 2: What do we Yeah, there's some different methods out there.
Speaker 5: You think I could score it out here?
Speaker 11: Like is that what you guys are doing Orleans City
Speaker 11: to get you know, we we have the we've we've
Speaker 11: already taken the test. We're going to open them, uh
Speaker 11: probably live live bringing.
Speaker 7: This is important.
Speaker 5: Tune in to see who's got the most twisted team.
Speaker 11: I like, we're gonna be doing it. We're gonna be
Speaker 11: interviewing someone. It's just like Troy Aikman sitting there and
Speaker 11: being like, why did I agree?
Speaker 8: This is.
Speaker 5: It's scanning. Come on, we're getting rich scanned.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, shoot for Troy.
Speaker 5: Yet not yet.
Speaker 8: Scavengers out there, bro, It's cool, it's fun. We're excited
Speaker 8: people to be pulling in a bunch of different directions.
Speaker 11: It's it's gonna be absolute chaos. We're too hungover for it.
Speaker 5: But well, we're gonna have to get some dak rese
Speaker 5: on deck.
Speaker 7: Is that it's gonna help hit the deck.
Speaker 4: We're gonna have to be that help up.
Speaker 6: I'm saying.
Speaker 5: We get a couple of hand grenades, have them.
Speaker 2: Gonna throw up.
Speaker 7: That's just the idea of a doacry right now, Mark,
Speaker 7: we'll hear the dog got to have it. But I'll
Speaker 7: do a beer.
Speaker 4: There's one let's do.
Speaker 11: Let's go to the Jeenelafeats, find the vampire. I want
Speaker 11: one of those on some of its blood.
Speaker 5: Let's go and hit radio row bade you and check
Speaker 5: our tea levels.
Speaker 8: Yeah, since we're on twisted tea, we know you guys
Speaker 8: have to get out here. We have a twisted question Okay,
Speaker 8: I love that. Twist Questions brought to you by guess
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Speaker 11: You guys are so much better at this than we are, dude.
Speaker 11: Ours the fact that they didn't drop us already, they're
Speaker 11: like super like the load boost guys are like, why
Speaker 11: the way you talk about us?
Speaker 7: I was like, I don't. The only thing I feel
Speaker 7: is like when I pissed, it feels good. Helly, it's true.
Speaker 11: It is true.
Speaker 8: You pe more than come yea time?
Speaker 4: Yeah, what was that?
Speaker 7: Was that the twisted question?
Speaker 8: No, that's a state, that's okay, Yeah all right. Twist
Speaker 8: question is what do you call someone when you can't
Speaker 8: remember their name? Blake, We'll start with.
Speaker 5: You big guy, Okay, yeah, they're they're big in my eyes.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 7: Then it's like a fun ironic thing like, well he
Speaker 7: called me big.
Speaker 11: That's the thoroughbese And then you're like kind of shaming them.
Speaker 7: Well, then we got a problem. Then they know they got.
Speaker 2: Or I'll give it.
Speaker 7: I'll just there he is.
Speaker 5: I'll always just be like, there he is, and then
Speaker 5: you just go on with the conversation. Never a hello
Speaker 5: or what it's.
Speaker 11: Just like, there he is, so you don't know my name, there.
Speaker 7: He is, there you are. I feel like I say, like.
Speaker 11: My man, man, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good safe one. Yeah, my man, good
Speaker 2: to see you again. But we've never met before. And
Speaker 2: then you're kind of like blender.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, they'll throw you off. Yeah, they'll you off. Or
Speaker 2: when people are like, hey, do you remember me, and
Speaker 2: you're like why we got to do this? Yeah I
Speaker 2: came up.
Speaker 7: That's the worst that truly is. But they're users. They're losers, okay,
Speaker 7: because you don't come into a conversation and go do
Speaker 7: you remember me? Because you already know you're forgettable. If
Speaker 7: you're saying okay, I like that, So take that ship
Speaker 7: and get out of here.
Speaker 2: That's a quote graphic. SUREM make should write that down.
Speaker 11: I go with my guy, Yeah, I do like a
Speaker 11: I do an impression of my father.
Speaker 7: My guy and who never knew your name?
Speaker 11: Yeah, who never my name?
Speaker 2: The boy one's home.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I feel like I go with uh, my guy, now.
Speaker 2: Willy, I I feel like I just switch it up.
Speaker 2: It's a big guy, big dog, my guy. You're a
Speaker 2: big big guy.
Speaker 8: You're a big big dog guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, big dog, big dog. What's a legend? Yeah, try
Speaker 2: and give him some you.
Speaker 7: Know, yeah, build him a little bit strong, dap, like,
Speaker 7: bring him in, especially if they're like, do you remember me,
Speaker 7: and you're like, of course I do. Legends, you're like,
Speaker 7: not a loser, I guess I guess he doesn't remember. Yeah, Like, whoa,
Speaker 7: I'm not a loser. I'm a legends.
Speaker 2: I like that, how about you.
Speaker 8: I like to stay with the basics in the situations.
Speaker 8: The kiss method. I like to just dude, or but
Speaker 8: what's up?
Speaker 11: And that's the kiss method. Keep it simple, stupid Okay, okay,
Speaker 11: I thought you're like the kiss method.
Speaker 1: I saw him.
Speaker 5: You're not even gonna say your name.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna kiss.
Speaker 4: That's how I remember you get in here.
Speaker 8: We had a situation yesterday.
Speaker 2: I was going to bring that up like you didn't.
Speaker 2: Necessarily you had to stop the guy hang up for
Speaker 2: a second. What are we talking about?
Speaker 8: Yeah, he wasn't talking. He came out to me like
Speaker 8: we've been best friends and we went to high school together.
Speaker 8: And he's a man, wait, what's.
Speaker 2: You been up to.
Speaker 8: I was like, oh, it's just been in New Orleance
Speaker 8: for the week. He's like, great, man, that's awesome, Like,
Speaker 8: what are we doing here?
Speaker 2: We know. It wasn't that he was like bringing up
Speaker 2: something that made it made it seem like you would
Speaker 2: remember what he was talking about and you had to
Speaker 2: you had to pause. You're like, remind me of what
Speaker 2: we're talking about.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's It was tough, but he came in with
Speaker 8: so much energy I thought. I was like, what do
Speaker 8: we I have no idea why, Like you think this
Speaker 8: is we Yeah. He had worked at a bar and
Speaker 8: I was going to say, you helped to move something
Speaker 8: one time, like a great. I don't know.
Speaker 2: You're probably young and banged up each time, so.
Speaker 7: Probably yeah, probably yeah, And like this just goes to
Speaker 7: show never helped anyone move anything. That's right, because then
Speaker 7: you're getting up in a conversation ten twenty years later,
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here we are all right, there's been a fun pause.
Speaker 8: Yeah, dude, we appreciate you.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 8: Man, we've been at like fifty percent capacity. It just
Speaker 8: made it awesome. I really appreciate you guys.
Speaker 11: Yeah, and well, so together we are one nice.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, nice dude.
Speaker 2: One thing I wanted to ask, there's a there's a
Speaker 2: because I remember somebody we did something about the Workaholics
Speaker 2: movie coming out and then it wasn't coming out, dude, devastating.
Speaker 11: Thanks for bringing that out the weeks out from shooting,
Speaker 11: and they Paramount Plus said that it no longer fits
Speaker 11: our global agenda. Yeah, so fuck you, Paramount Plus.
Speaker 7: Yeah that sounds like something Hitler said.
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's exactly right.
Speaker 4: So that's all that.
Speaker 8: Before you go, I want to know your prediction for
Speaker 8: the Nebraska Cornhuskers twenty twenty five season.
Speaker 7: Yeah, champs.
Speaker 2: You've seen the next seasons, right, what's that? You've seen
Speaker 2: the portal class number one class in the Big Ten,
Speaker 2: number five in the country, number five in the country. Time.
Speaker 7: Wow, wait, which one you guys played Nebraska and so
Speaker 7: were you there when they were part of the Big Ten?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yeah, first two? No?
Speaker 7: No, no, are you badger?
Speaker 2: You a fucking badger badger? Yeah? Yeah? Were you at
Speaker 2: that Big ten jamionship?
Speaker 7: I was not, But I welcome Nebraska to the Big Ten.
Speaker 7: I think it's a perfect fit.
Speaker 5: There you go.
Speaker 7: That's all. Are you pade some.
Speaker 8: Really bad pts?
Speaker 2: Because I was part of that. I was part of
Speaker 2: that where basically every running back rain for over two
Speaker 2: hundred yards long, seventy something on him crazy. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: he's crying big ye Huskers and we had to pull
Speaker 2: it through. We like seven four quarter comebacks that year.
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, I remember, Yeah, at god, who's reliving?
Speaker 8: The more this has brought up to Whale, like once
Speaker 8: a month, what's a month of clippery surfaces or the
Speaker 8: bar stool guys want to bring it up to him?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, sorry yeah, and it was wiscond Wisconsin.
Speaker 8: His eyes went red.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we love you guys, Thank you, thank you,
Speaker 2: appreciate it.
Speaker 8: H