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Speaker 2: We know it's not.

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Speaker 3: That's because the Jeff's song of the week.

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Speaker 4: It's when I medalist. Thanks for keeping us on track.

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Speaker 1: It's breaking Jeffrey. We got a brand new full hour

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Speaker 1: for you. Thanks so much for being here. And Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: is singing. He's singing today.

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Speaker 4: It's sweeping the nation, so you're definitely want to stick

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Speaker 1: We got a brand new second date. Oh oh, you

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Speaker 1: tap segment for you. Yeah, you're gonna love this, but

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Speaker 1: always starting by highlighting you because you're why you we're here.

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Speaker 1: The listeners, well, I'm guessing Jules listen to yesterday's Awkward

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Speaker 1: Thursday because they said my seven year old heard y'all

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Speaker 1: edited Thursday on y'all's Awkward Calls one time, and now

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Speaker 1: every time the jingle plays, he yells Thursday from wherever he.

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Speaker 3: Elma, if you missed it, go listen to it and

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, it was a good one.

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Speaker 1: Don't want to miss So all right, brand new full

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Speaker 2: Yesterday on the show, It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: And I don't know if people who listen at this

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Speaker 2: time don't listen at other times. Some people are driving

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Speaker 2: or working or child's birthing. But if you miss anything,

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Speaker 4: Of push playlists.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it's called. If you ever miss anything,

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Speaker 2: you can always catch us wherever you get your podcast,

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Speaker 2: just type in our names. But during TikTok Click Shock yesterday,

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Speaker 2: we covered a viral trend called raw dogging boredom.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I still hope Brook tries that for our social media

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Speaker 2: next week. But the reason that I bring it up

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Speaker 2: is cause a seventeen year old kid in Florida was

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Speaker 2: quote super bored the other night.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, oh super.

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Speaker 2: Super So he filmed himself driving his truck onto a

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Speaker 2: ritzy golf course and doing a ton of doughnuts. Oh

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Speaker 2: it's just going around and around and around, ultimately causing

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, this sounds like someone I would have gone

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Speaker 4: I'm not exaggerated, but I feel.

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Speaker 5: Like, yeah, happening.

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Speaker 2: And he basically destroyed seven thousand square feet of property

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Speaker 2: nothing else to do bored eagles crime, So he did

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Speaker 2: the opposite of raw dogging boredom. He raw dog adrenaline.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's when he's like, why can't you be like

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Speaker 4: every other teen and just get on TikTok and scroll

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Speaker 7: Yeah, as crazy kids.

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Speaker 2: Now, the good news is his golf course doughnut video

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Speaker 8: Oh nice.

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Speaker 2: The bad news that video helped cops track him down

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Speaker 1: Wow, and now school, that's kind of like who he's famous?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, now he's facing charges of criminal mischief, second degree felony,

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Speaker 2: and what do we think of second degree felonies? Ultra ultra,

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Speaker 2: Almost as dank as the shotgollar question of the day.

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Speaker 2: Who knows how much damage Jake has done to our

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Speaker 2: throats over the years, But what's a little bit more?

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Speaker 5: Am I? Right?

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Speaker 6: Gangs?

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Speaker 2: Crank it up?

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Speaker 9: Happy National American Teddy Bear Day. It's the perfect excuse

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Speaker 9: to admit you like being spooned by something with big

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Speaker 10: Scream.

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Speaker 9: There since bear's been stealing our hearts in movies and

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Speaker 9: cartoons for decades. Today, we're testing your fuzzy knowledge with

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Speaker 9: a special Bear It All edition oflenty of twenty. Oh

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Speaker 4: I thought we're gonna go with the naked.

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Speaker 9: They could be teddies you've seen on TV shows, movies,

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Speaker 9: the game, and we'll start with the woman who's a

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Speaker 9: big fan of bears because she barely graduated. That's Axis.

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Speaker 3: Three.

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Speaker 9: Alexis Your bear is a polite, marmalade eating bear from

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Speaker 3: The second one made me cry.

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Speaker 4: How is the second one so good?

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Speaker 6: So good?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the first one is good, but the second one.

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Speaker 2: Paddington Bear is absolutely corrects from thought he was British.

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Speaker 3: He moves there, he leaves his and goes to accent.

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Speaker 4: Don't worry, he gets reunited with his Pruvian grandma.

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Speaker 9: That's sorry, anyone who hasn't seen Paddington to yet, Dude,

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Speaker 9: I got to Paddington three turns.

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Speaker 3: To That is the name. You know, that's real. That's

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Speaker 4: It is such a huge part of the plot.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never.

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Speaker 9: Seen them, Brook, Your turn three is off the board.

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Speaker 4: Give me five, Brook.

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Speaker 9: Your bear is a laid back bear from the Jungle

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Speaker 9: booking the Bearsies.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, forgot his name? Is the boy.

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Speaker 2: Is different?

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Speaker 4: I keep on saying a boo, but that's from Aladdin.

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Speaker 1: I love the bare Necessities is like my don't pick

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Speaker 2: That's not culturally appropriate. Wow, are you going to get

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Speaker 2: that whole performance for nothing? Your clothes card? Oh my god?

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Speaker 2: What is the be.

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Speaker 6: Is?

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Speaker 2: You gotta cut her off here?

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Speaker 3: So boo? I don't know.

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Speaker 9: Correct, The actual answer is close to what you did

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Speaker 8: Blue, because you and a monkey.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Jose, Three and five are off the board. Let's

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Speaker 9: He's the corny stand up bear comedian from the Muppets.

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Speaker 9: He says, walka waka. What's his name?

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Speaker 2: My god, it's gonna get two seconds on. I got

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Speaker 2: my boy Fanzie Bear, Sorry, Fozzy Bear.

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Speaker 9: Jose, I was ready to cut your head off right

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Speaker 9: there for Phonsie Bearhonzi from Greece from I Will cut

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Speaker 9: We're talking about teddy bears, famous from history for National

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Speaker 9: American Teddy Bear Day, and I.

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Speaker 2: Need a number, number eleven, number eleven.

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Speaker 9: Colorful bears with belly symbols who spread love and kindness.

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Speaker 4: In the nineteenies cartoon we call him what yay?

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Speaker 2: They they.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we didn't have these for some reason.

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Speaker 2: I'll dare you I didn't have them.

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Speaker 3: You know what they are?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: They're care bears. Care bears is correct?

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Speaker 4: Did you have a care bear?

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Speaker 2: I had all the care bears.

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Speaker 9: We're back to. Alexis number two, the forest fire prevention

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Speaker 2: What's his name?

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Speaker 3: Is it Smoky the Bear or just Smoky Bear? It's

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Speaker 3: one of those. I'm gonna go Smokey Bear.

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Speaker 2: Smoky Bear is correct? The brook What is his middle name?

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Speaker 2: I want to know Archibal Jose. We're back to you

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Speaker 2: need a number.

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Speaker 9: Let me umber one smarter than your average bear, known

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Speaker 9: for stealing picnic baskets and jellystone. Yogi Bear Jeffrey, were

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Speaker 9: over to you now, Jeffrey, this beloved children's book Bear

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Speaker 9: lost a button, but he found a friend. What bear

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Speaker 2: Missus Paddington from Paddington to.

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Speaker 9: That Bear's name is Corduroy from the children's Yeah. I

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Speaker 9: could barely stand hearing Jeffery get that wrong. I'm gonna

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Speaker 9: say that Alexis and Jose have plenty of plenty, So you.

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Speaker 2: Two get to choose who gets shocked. They're gonna be

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Speaker 2: singing You've got a Friend in Me by Randy Newman.

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Speaker 2: Who's that gonna be?

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Speaker 3: I mean, I can't believe Brooke did yeah song, but

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Speaker 4: If you want me singing that song again, will Okay?

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Speaker 2: You've got a friend in me?

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Speaker 4: You've got a friend in me?

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Speaker 2: That is your shock collar question of the day. We

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Speaker 6: Just a few minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to the Dank Awards for this season's holiday

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Speaker 2: gift list. Jeff Debo and you're listening to the new

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Speaker 2: and improved Dubou Show. Today we'll be covering Oprah's favorite

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Speaker 2: the list, a two thousand dollars espresso machine super Dan

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Speaker 2: Oprah's annual list of favorite Things, a seven hundred dollars

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Speaker 2: indoor pizza oven. Indoor.

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Speaker 4: Yes, why can't you just use your regular oven to

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Speaker 4: cook the pizza?

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Speaker 2: Jes Because the more niche ovens you can cram inside

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Speaker 2: That's dank, all right? What else is on Oprah's list

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Speaker 2: this year? How about a mother's Son Oprah book Club

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Speaker 4: I was getting you that, Yeah, self help books that

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Speaker 4: I love all the reading I do with the shower.

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Speaker 4: Wet soggy books so useful.

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Speaker 2: That was the dank list on the New and Improved

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Speaker 2: Debo Show, Thank You for listening. And remember stay dank

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Speaker 2: the brand new laser store Super Day. They are super

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Speaker 2: Dank coming up right after this. It's the radio segment

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Speaker 2: that's changing the fragrance game with a new Yankee candle

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Speaker 2: called Scent Overload.

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Speaker 5: What is that?

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Speaker 2: The candle that smells like an entire Yankee candle store

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Speaker 2: all in Wall.

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Speaker 4: It's like in everything Bagel, but for candle.

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Speaker 2: Mixes cranberry, vanilla, cinnamon, fish, cheese, and bonfire all into

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Speaker 2: Laser stories Fire, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 2: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 2: This first laser story is out of why am I

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Speaker 2: not surprised? A twenty one year old woman named Yasmine

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Speaker 2: Irazo was caught super speeding at one hundred and seven

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Speaker 2: A man named Harmon Topknot decided he was going to

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Speaker 2: isn't there a tool that makes unwrapping candy canes easier?

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Speaker 2: Maybe it's because.

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Speaker 4: It's that difficult.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, dude, it is a fun thing to

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Speaker 1: I'm imagining in the next Hallmark movie, like the guy pulls.

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Speaker 4: Out the cutter from the girl, and that's what they

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Speaker 3: That I got you girl.

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Speaker 2: you can have it hanging next to your candy canes

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Speaker 4: I would not recommend you putting your finger in that hole.

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Speaker 2: No, if you want one, they're going on sale Monday.

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Speaker 2: You can find the link up on our Brook and

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Speaker 4: Of candy cans, making holiday shopping easier.

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Speaker 2: For their final laser story is out of the name Nook.

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Speaker 2: The name Nolk a new poll ass. Do you think

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Speaker 4: If there's a negative, I'm there.

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Speaker 9: I'm not perfect.

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Speaker 1: I think it's because my name was so simple to

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Speaker 4: Like, I never had to try.

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Speaker 2: And my name is.

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Speaker 2: So hard to figure out what people are saying.

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Speaker 9: Trying to say a lot.

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Speaker 4: That's a strength.

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Speaker 2: Now, yeah, it actually helps me sometimes. So one of

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Speaker 2: Is it Lewis who works a regular job or Louis

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Speaker 2: Louis definitely.

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Speaker 3: I do have a friend named Louis that spells it

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Speaker 2: I've never met anybody named Zooey, but supposedly they exist.

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Speaker 4: Well, if it's spelled the.

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Speaker 2: Easy but not so fast the pretentious people named Jeoffrey yikes,

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Speaker 5: Him of.

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Speaker 2: Jse look what you're doing to him? There, he exited,

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Speaker 2: He's gonna be sweating the rest of the day. That

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Speaker 6: Monday, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes we like to peel back the curtain on this

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Speaker 4: Jeff We've talked about you giving peaks to listeners, and.

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Speaker 12: We usually do behind the scenes peaks and sometimes under

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Speaker 4: I don't think there's one listener that thought that.

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Speaker 4: I didn't say that exactly.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna find out what it is when we play it.

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Speaker 2: the Morning, and out of all of our segments that

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they are because you have to be funny,

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Speaker 2: They stay on the line. Yes, so much can go

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Speaker 2: It actually happens a lot. We have to hang up

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Speaker 3: I love thoes.

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Speaker 4: Don't even get me started on the brads.

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Speaker 4: It's our job to like have something to air. I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we cannot air them, or can we? Because this

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Speaker 2: to play a few of them, right, so we can

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Speaker 2: don't know, he's kind of a tough guy, usually has

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Speaker 2: So let's play it. Your cousin, doctor, my cousin. Remember

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Speaker 2: I jump out of the van.

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Speaker 13: I think all my jumpsuit and then I'll change in

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Speaker 8: Hey, focus on the game plan, fool. I don't got

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Speaker 5: No, I know what's happening.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, I know what's happening through a fool. You're gonna

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Speaker 2: Is that?

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Speaker 5: Is that before or after you tried branking me?

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Speaker 2: they become really iconic and then people are like, hold

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00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,040
Speaker 2: on a second, that sounds too familiar.

451
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,000
Speaker 4: Sound I know?

452
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:21,119
Speaker 2: Sometimes you can push through and ignore them and hopefully

453
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:24,480
Speaker 2: they ignore you. Yeah, yeah, when your got your God

454
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 2: And this next clip is one of Jose's definitely most

455
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:32,920
Speaker 2: well known characters, which again good thing, but also difficult

456
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,320
Speaker 2: since a lot of people have heard it before. His

457
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:40,920
Speaker 2: name is Rolando, he's the most iconic, and in this clip,

458
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:44,920
Speaker 2: he's calling a woman whose friend recommended him as a

459
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:49,119
Speaker 2: dog walker. Let's listen.

460
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:54,880
Speaker 8: Hello, Hello, am I speaking with Babla.

461
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:57,240
Speaker 6: This is Pamela.

462
00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:01,200
Speaker 8: Oh hello, I am the mom be walking your dog.

463
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:06,120
Speaker 2: I hear you need some assistance. Oh did Colleen give

464
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 2: you my numbers?

465
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:07,080
Speaker 6: Oh?

466
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:11,000
Speaker 7: Jay, she told me that your dog Max needs to

467
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:14,119
Speaker 7: be walked and taken care of, maybe temporarily.

468
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 8: Wait the temporarily That is fun to say.

469
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:19,680
Speaker 2: Wait I know you?

470
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,760
Speaker 8: Oh no, you do not know me, I am Brando

471
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,200
Speaker 8: to the dog walking industry.

472
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,879
Speaker 14: No, you are Jose.

473
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:31,720
Speaker 1: I listen to your show.

474
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:34,160
Speaker 8: What's Joe?

475
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:40,680
Speaker 7: Okay, ma'am please, we must focus on the dog. Your

476
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,240
Speaker 7: dog Marks needs to be walked.

477
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,040
Speaker 1: No, no, you are not fooling me.

478
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,880
Speaker 5: You are Hose, and you do the voice of Ronaldo.

479
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:52,320
Speaker 8: It is Rolando, not Ronaldo. Everybody says that, Okay, well wait,

480
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 8: I just kind of admitted that I have Rolando.

481
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,399
Speaker 13: No way I knew it was you.

482
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 2: I love the moment when Jose gets caught and he

483
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:12,199
Speaker 2: always pauses, He's like, what what show can I recover?

484
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 4: I personally love that you were outed.

485
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,880
Speaker 1: After you tried to correct her, You're like, actually, correct,

486
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 1: that's not correct.

487
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:24,880
Speaker 2: The ADHD did you in? There's not right. If you're

488
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 2: just joining us, we're pulling back the curtain on the show,

489
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 2: playing audio from Jose's failed phone tap attempts that we've

490
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 2: saved from over the past year so that you can

491
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 2: hear what happens when the prank doesn't go according to plan.

492
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,680
Speaker 2: But for this one, Jose's not in a character voice.

493
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,359
Speaker 2: He's just in his regular voice. And the thing is,

494
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,680
Speaker 2: before each call, we try to get all the facts

495
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 2: in line right about who? What ammunition can we use

496
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 2: against them? What are the jokes that we can do?

497
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:58,200
Speaker 2: But we don't always know what the other people know.

498
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,159
Speaker 2: And you have to be able to think quickly on

499
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 2: your feet. So Jose does his best job but gets

500
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 2: caught pretty early on this when he introduces himself as

501
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:11,480
Speaker 2: the president of the homeowners Association. So here it is.

502
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:13,120
Speaker 8: Hello.

503
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 7: My name's Hacklin Ball and the president of the homeowners Association.

504
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:18,159
Speaker 8: What are you doing today?

505
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:20,080
Speaker 5: No, you're not.

506
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 2: I sure I am. I'm just calling to welcome you

507
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 2: to the community.

508
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:29,520
Speaker 5: No, the president's name is Lily so oh Lily?

509
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:34,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh you didn't hear What didn't I hear?

510
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:36,199
Speaker 6: Her?

511
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 7: Tesla God's stuck on autopilot and it's just driving east.

512
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 2: It's not stopping.

513
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 9: So I don't know what.

514
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 2: I don't know when she's coming back.

515
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:49,240
Speaker 8: But this has been going on since yesterday.

516
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,119
Speaker 5: Hey, literally fall her this morning?

517
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 14: What is this?

518
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 5: Well?

519
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,159
Speaker 2: Then that great news? She's okay.

520
00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 5: I recognize their voice. I know this is a radio.

521
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 6: No, yes, yes it is.

522
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:06,359
Speaker 2: It's not gonna work on me.

523
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 8: I'm on man.

524
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 2: No, your friend Trachelle tried to set you up for this.

525
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 2: She didn't tell me you already met the HOA president.

526
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,360
Speaker 10: Yeah, she is a failure on that part.

527
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 9: You get started.

528
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:24,119
Speaker 14: I know.

529
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:27,720
Speaker 4: I did like the excuse that her autopilot was just

530
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 4: heading east. Yeah, I thought that was good.

531
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 2: Extremely believable. It's called top tier improblem.

532
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 4: I enjoyed it.

533
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,920
Speaker 2: Those are just a small sample of your failed phone

534
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 2: taps from this year. You'll hear an actually successful one

535
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 2: coming up.

536
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 6: Right after this, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

537
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,440
Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Almost time for

538
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 2: your phone tap. And I don't remember the last time

539
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 2: we made someone really angry during one of our pranks,

540
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:59,239
Speaker 2: but this one definitely falls into that category. It all

541
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:02,720
Speaker 2: starts innocent, where I'm just pretending to call a guy

542
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 2: from a cable company.

543
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 4: I see, You're not the problem here.

544
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 2: I'm just checking this see if he wants to get

545
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 2: an upgrade? How could that go horribly wrong?

546
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 4: Problem?

547
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:13,479
Speaker 2: It's your phone s app right now.

548
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 6: It's another.

549
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,360
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Lawrence.

550
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 5: This is Lawrence.

551
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 2: Hi Lawrence. My name is BJ Honeycut. I'm from XD Wireless.

552
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,640
Speaker 2: How are you doing today? I'm good?

553
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 5: How are you?

554
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 2: I'm great, sir. The reason that I'm calling is because

555
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:37,879
Speaker 2: I noticed your yearly contract is coming up with us

556
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 2: and you're actually eligible for an upgrade to our premium service.

557
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 5: Oh okay, all right, what's uh? What are we talking about?

558
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 2: Well, it'll only be an extra sixty nine to ninety

559
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 2: nine per month, which I have to say is quite

560
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 2: a deal.

561
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a little too much, bro, it's too much.

562
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 2: Okay, Well that's disappointed to hear. Uh. Can I ask you?

563
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 2: Are you close to your router right now?

564
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 5: I can see it. I can see it from across

565
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 5: the room. I can see it.

566
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 2: Well, can you just check something for me and get

567
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 2: much closer to it?

568
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 5: Yeah? Hold on, section, let hold on? What is it all?

569
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 2: Just tell me when you're standing right next to the router.

570
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 5: All right, I'm standing right next to the route.

571
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 2: Okay, and hold your phone right above it.

572
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 5: Okay, phones above the router? And why am I doing

573
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 5: this again?

574
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 2: Perfect? All right? Your payment has gone through what and

575
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 2: you'll be seeing that premium service added no later than

576
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 2: at nine pm?

577
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 5: Sir? Soo, man, what did you just do? What did

578
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 5: you say you just did? And what did you just do?

579
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 2: I didn't do anything. You just put your phone above

580
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 2: the router, just so you could check something for me,

581
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 2: and I appreciate that.

582
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 5: Oh I just heard the Apple pay sound. Come on,

583
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 5: what the did you just do?

584
00:29:54,960 --> 00:30:00,200
Speaker 2: Oh like that one? You do not have to give

585
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 2: me a tip for my services, but I do appreciate

586
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 2: the extra twenty dollars for you.

587
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 5: All right, look both ways before you cross the street

588
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 5: because I might be driving. So what are you doing?

589
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 6: Man?

590
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 5: You better not be no charges.

591
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 2: And I swear to God, Sarah, I do think you

592
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 2: need to calm down a little bit here. I'm not

593
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 2: really sure what's going on and why you're getting so heated,

594
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 2: But again, I do appreciate your generosity. You are very kind.

595
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 5: Well, you were talking to to you. You called me

596
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 5: up about some bull upgrade, and then you tell me

597
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 5: stand near the router. Then you hit me twice with

598
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 5: Apple pay. Well, you're telling me to calm down.

599
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 2: In my defense, you're saying that I hit you twice.

600
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 2: One was to pay for a service and the other

601
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 2: was a tip out of the kindness of your own heart.

602
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 5: So I didn't pay anything through Apple Pay. Okay, you

603
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 5: asked me to do something. I stood near the router.

604
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 2: Okay, Sorry, you're checking me up for this pad. I

605
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 2: hear the frustration. I think we can fix this. Are

606
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 2: you still standing by the router?

607
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,240
Speaker 5: No, I'm not standing by the router again.

608
00:30:58,240 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 2: Okay, could you go back towards it?

609
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 5: No?

610
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,719
Speaker 8: Oh, son of them?

611
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 5: Okay, how the hell are you getting this? And I'm

612
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 5: not even standing near the route?

613
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 2: Thirty dollars this time?

614
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 5: This is the game.

615
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 2: Are more than generous, sir? Again, you really do not

616
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 2: have to do this.

617
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 5: I'm not giving you any money right now. Who's your supervisor, sir?

618
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 5: I'm not.

619
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 2: I cannot give out that information at this time.

620
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 5: Oh, very nice, very convenient.

621
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 2: But if you would stay it through that, if you

622
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 2: could stand a little bit closer to your router, I

623
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 2: might be able to get him on the phone.

624
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 5: Bro. I'm not even in my house right now. I'm

625
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 5: not even close to it, but I'm close to coming

626
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 5: to Europe.

627
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 2: Wow, your service is excellent, sir. You mother get upgrade

628
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 2: was worth it.

629
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 5: I know these calls are recorded, so whoever's listening can

630
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 5: go themselves. I don't consent to any of this.

631
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 2: Okay, you know what, I got it, sir.

632
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 5: No, you're gonna get it.

633
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 2: No, I understand you want to cancel your premium upgrade.

634
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 2: And go with the ultra package. Perfect, all right? Surprised.

635
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 2: I'm I'm just as surprised as you are because that's

636
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 2: an additional fifteen dollars a month on top of the

637
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 2: sixteen ninety nine. I mean, I'm at this rate, I'm

638
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 2: gonna be employee of the month here.

639
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 5: You're gonna get sued in federal court, another court if

640
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 5: I think of this.

641
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 2: Sir, you need to calm down, because I'm not talking

642
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 2: about employee of the month at the wireless company. I

643
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 2: meant at the radio station where I work at. What

644
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 2: your best friend, Darryl he set you up for this

645
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 2: prank phone call that we're doing on the radio right now.

646
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 2: Oh he just hit me too, thanks Darryl. Wow. Oh,

647
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 2: because you're actually on his show called Brook and Jeffrey

648
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 2: in the Morning. My name is Jeff. Darryl set you up, dude,

649
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 2: Hey Jeff. Yeah, So come on, man, you're not mad.

650
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 2: That was fun.

651
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 5: That was a good time. That was no fun.

652
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 2: You actually believed me that the payment was going through.

653
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 2: I wasn't sure you would buy it.

654
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 5: I'm not talking to you anymore. I don't fuss you.

655
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 8: Why what did I do?

656
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 5: Idiot?

657
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 6: Wake up every morning was poone taps weekday mornings on

658
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 6: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

659
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 2: What's the first thing you do when a date leaves

660
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 2: you alone inside their apartment? You snoop?

661
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jeff, of course you do.

662
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 2: You a few drawers, You peek at some of their mail.

663
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 2: Oh you do, You try on some of their underwear.

664
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 8: We are going to do it.

665
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 2: And that's exactly why we're worried for our listener, because

666
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 2: he made the fatal air of leaving his date in

667
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 2: his apartment all by herself for a few minutes. But

668
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 2: time he came back, she was ready to dash right

669
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 2: out the door. Yikes, Jeff, I'm worried about who's underwear

670
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 2: you're wearing, right, It's not what we're focused on. We're

671
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 2: focused on what could have possibly spooked her in that

672
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 2: short time span, and we're going to try to figure

673
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 2: it out. It's lace, by the way, in your brand

674
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 2: new second Date update, it's fine. Right after this second

675
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Speaker 2: Date update. D you ever see those videos of marathon

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Speaker 2: runners who were in the last stretch right before the

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Speaker 2: finish line and they start celebrating a little bit too early.

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Speaker 2: That's a very last second. Somebody else passes them, or

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Speaker 2: they run right into a car.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, did I miss that viral video.

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Speaker 2: Well, it also can happen on a first date, because

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Speaker 2: one of our listeners said in his email he got

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Speaker 2: all the way back to his place and just couldn't

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Speaker 2: cross the finish line. So he needs our help today.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I want to know what that means.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's okay.

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Speaker 2: I know Brook you like to cross the finish line

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Speaker 2: in the first five minutes, but Anthony does it a

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Speaker 2: little bit differently. Anthony, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 5: What's up, guys?

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Speaker 4: Okay, can we establish what your finish line is again?

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Speaker 2: You're jumping right to the finish line at the very

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Speaker 2: start of the call. Let's get let's get to the

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Speaker 2: finish line in a normal amount of time. We'll begin

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Speaker 2: with the girl's name.

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Speaker 10: What's her name's Olivia?

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Speaker 4: Olivia Olivia?

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Speaker 2: Okay, And according to my notes, it says you met

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Speaker 2: Olivia on a dating app. So what did you to

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Speaker 2: bond over that brought you together?

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Speaker 10: Well, she had something on her dating profile that made

702
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 10: me laugh, and she said, I never know what to

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Speaker 10: do with my hands during hugs.

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Speaker 4: Don't you just put them on the person's back.

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Speaker 2: But I guess the question is where on the back

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Speaker 2: do you put them?

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Speaker 4: Do you go high?

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Speaker 2: Do you go lower?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I definitely I do not do that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it depends on the energy, I guess.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so you related to that, you thought it was funny.

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Speaker 4: It's yeah, for.

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Speaker 5: Sure, And I was like, I don't know either.

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Speaker 9: Hut.

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Speaker 2: You two is very confusing.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so that was your funny response back to her,

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Speaker 1: and it sparked conversation.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, and we said we should hug in person and

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Speaker 10: test it out.

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Speaker 4: So that's cute.

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Speaker 5: I thought, I was you know, I thought I thought.

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Speaker 10: That was my green light.

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Speaker 5: What do you mean? That's for sure?

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Speaker 2: You're getting a hug the smooth line to start things off.

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Speaker 4: So did you go to dinner? What did you guys

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Speaker 4: do for your date?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, well, well we hugged when we see each other

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Speaker 10: and oh.

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Speaker 2: When you very first met Okay, hold on, don't tell

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Speaker 2: me you were that guy that's like, where's my hug?

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Speaker 10: I tried not to, but then she was kind of

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Speaker 10: like put her arms out, so I just went in

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Speaker 10: and get good.

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Speaker 4: That is such a cute first interaction. But where did

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Speaker 4: you put your hands.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't even remember. I was like so caught

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Speaker 5: up in the.

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Speaker 2: Moment, all right, you dog, Anthony.

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Speaker 10: I could tell there was an attraction because every time

742
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Speaker 10: I talk, she would either touch or slap my hand.

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Speaker 8: So slap.

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Speaker 5: I thought it was kind of whirdy.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure if you're reading that right.

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00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: You know people who like slap the table when they're laughing,

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00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,880
Speaker 4: or they you know, like slap their name, yeah, or

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Speaker 4: just like.

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Speaker 2: Slapped the waiter as he walks by. Okay, so what

751
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Speaker 2: did you talk about during your date, because according to

752
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Speaker 2: your email, it sounds like you bonded over both having

753
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 2: bad roommates.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I used to have a roommate who would always

756
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Speaker 10: leave loads of wet laundry in the washer for a day.

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Speaker 5: You just forget about the.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, until my entire apartment smelled like mold.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I mean that's a good, like relatable, totally totally. What

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Speaker 4: was her horror story about her roommate?

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Speaker 10: She had, like this old roommate who used to keep

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Speaker 10: like forty packs of hot dogs in her fridge.

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Speaker 5: Or something, come on, or she ate them raw. This

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Speaker 5: is the weird thing. She ate them raw.

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Speaker 9: Queens grows.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so YouTube bonded over awkward hugs and midnight hot dogs. Yeah, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 2: let's go to the finish line part. Because in your

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Speaker 2: email you said you were back at your apartment and

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Speaker 2: what happened?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, like our whole conversation, like maybe the

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Speaker 10: easiest flowing conversations I've ever had on a first date.

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Speaker 10: That's why I suggested we get more, maybe more drinks

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Speaker 10: back in my place. No bad roommates waiting there.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's funny.

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Speaker 9: How did she react when you asked her?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 5: She was down. She let's go.

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Speaker 10: So we get to my apartment and I gave her

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Speaker 10: the full tour. I hit the bathroom real quick, and

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Speaker 10: I tell her to help herself to whatever drake drinks

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Speaker 10: she wants to get in the fridge.

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Speaker 14: Okay.

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Speaker 10: When I came out, she already got her coat back on.

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Speaker 10: She tells me it later and she thought, and you.

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Speaker 3: Just had to go, oh no, did you have your fridge?

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Speaker 4: That's weird, alexis what stinks in there?

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Speaker 2: Or there was ten packs of hot dogs in there?

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Speaker 2: And she was like, oh no, not again. Yeah, She's

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Speaker 2: like only ten. I'm hungry.

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Speaker 1: That I mean We have heard a lot of stories

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Speaker 1: of people who have things in their apartment that they

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Speaker 1: didn't realize was strange and somebody else found it like

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Speaker 1: off putting possible.

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Speaker 2: I mean, other than the pole and the swing in

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Speaker 2: your living room, is there anything else weird that could

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Speaker 2: have like driven her away? She's on the swing when

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Speaker 2: he comes out, I gotta go by.

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Speaker 10: It sucks because she hasn't answered my text since that night.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I know it's something and you've reached out.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, but I'm not trying to like stalk her and stuff,

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Speaker 10: so I just quit.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we're just saying I'm not trying to stalk her,

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Speaker 2: but now we're going to stalk her alright, recall her. Sorry, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: slap heer with questions. Slapping is their love language, slapping hands.

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Speaker 4: She's the only one allowed to do that relationship.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll leave the slapping to you too, and we'll

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Speaker 2: just ask some normal questions when we come back and

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Speaker 2: call Olivia to get your second date update with awkward

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Speaker 2: hugs and hot dogs. Sounds like, sounds kind of nice.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it right after this second date update. Some

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Speaker 2: couples bond over similar TV shows, similar coffee orders, similar

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Speaker 2: unpaid parking tickets. I'll call your husband. Let's have a

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Speaker 2: bonding moment. But our listener Anthony Today says he bonded

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Speaker 2: with a woman named Olivia over awkward hugs and roommates

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Speaker 2: eating hot dogs straight out.

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Speaker 6: Of the bag?

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Speaker 2: Hot dogs and hugs? Is this it's a true love

819
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:06,359
Speaker 2: story packed with delicious preservatives. No, we're trying to make

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Speaker 2: it come to life today. The weird part, though, happened

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Speaker 2: at the end of the night back at Anthony's place,

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Speaker 2: when he told her to go make herself a drink

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Speaker 2: and by the time he got back to the kitchen,

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Speaker 2: she had her coat on, saying it was actually late

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Speaker 2: and she had to go.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So either Olivia truly lost track of time, or there's

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Speaker 2: something Anthony isn't telling us.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, about what's in his house in the fridge maybe

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Speaker 1: us Like, honestly, how many guys had that is a

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Speaker 1: good point, Like it could be really helpful Anthony, Like

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Speaker 1: maybe you'll learn something that women don't like about your

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00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 1: house and you can change it.

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Speaker 10: Hey, guys, I'm not a weird guy, that's what you're thinking.

835
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 10: I mean, I'll have some weird stuff hanging around, but

836
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Speaker 10: I'm not a weird guy.

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Speaker 1: Okay, no, no weird guys ever know they're weird guys, Anthony.

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00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,759
Speaker 1: That might be the self realization we come to.

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Speaker 2: And then fast forward, he's like it was the ten

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00:41:56,840 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 2: thousand Ninja stars on this wall exactly, No way, what not?

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00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 4: Everybody has twenty pet iguanas.

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00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 2: Let's find out how not weird you really are, Anthony.

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00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 2: I'm gonna dial Olivia's number and she hopefully will validate

844
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Speaker 2: everything you just said. Are you ready to do this?

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00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:13,959
Speaker 8: Yeah?

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00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 4: Okay, you got this a little weirdo.

847
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:19,359
Speaker 2: We're on your side for now.

848
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 10: But here we go.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, we're looking to speak with Olivia.

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Speaker 11: Uh yes, this is she.

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00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:37,279
Speaker 2: Hey Olivia. We are a radio show. A bunch of

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00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 2: people in the room here we called Brook and Jeffrey

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00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 2: in the morning.

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00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 4: Good morning, Olivia, welcome to the show.

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00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 5: Hi.

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00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,280
Speaker 4: What is this great?

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00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 5: Yeah?

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00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 2: This is It's a segment that we do called the

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Speaker 2: second Date Update. Not sure if you're familiar with that,

860
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 2: but we're trying to help out one of our listeners

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00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 2: that you went on a date with recently, and afterwards,

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00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 2: he's feeling like you're trying to distance yourself a little bit.

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00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 4: Uh no, jeff you haven't responded to any of his texts.

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00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 4: I mean, she knows, she knows.

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Speaker 11: Is this Anthony?

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Speaker 2: No, this is Brooke and Jeffrey. Yeah, the guy that

867
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,839
Speaker 2: we're talking about, his name is Anthony. That's true.

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00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 11: Oh my god?

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00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 4: Wait is that? Oh my god? Like, oh my god,

870
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:24,839
Speaker 4: so cool?

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Speaker 11: Their manners just so disappointing.

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00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:32,319
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I told him not to come through our show.

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00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 2: We thought it was weird too.

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00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 4: Wait, why are you lumping him in with disappointing men?

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Speaker 5: What happened?

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Speaker 4: Because it sounds like you guys had a nice date.

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Speaker 11: It's just that every single time that you have like

878
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 11: you feel like you start to have a connection with

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Speaker 11: the guy, he just immediately ruins it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of our thing. I mean yeah, but what.

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Speaker 6: Did he do? Oh?

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Speaker 11: We had a great time on our date, but then

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Speaker 11: we ended up going back to his place.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: We were asking Anthony about this when we spoke to him,

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Speaker 2: if there is anything weird inside of his place that

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Speaker 2: may have come across weird or been a turn off.

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Speaker 2: He said, no, it's a perfect, perfect room. But you

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Speaker 2: have for some reason, it.

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Speaker 4: Sounds like you're only there for like five or ten

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Speaker 4: minutes before you bailed.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, well, that wasn't originally my plan. I was thinking

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Speaker 11: that we might have like maybe some like romantic time

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Speaker 11: because I haven't really felt close to a guide like

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Speaker 11: in probably years.

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Speaker 2: Whoa, wow, we're very comfortable.

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, you liked it.

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Speaker 2: It must have been a pretty big thing that happened

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Speaker 2: to change from romantic time to darting away from his apartment.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

901
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean we were having a great time. But

902
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 11: then at one point in the night he excused himself

903
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 11: to go to the bathroom, and I mean, I'm just

904
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 11: assuming he's changing.

905
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 2: Okay, what happened.

906
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:03,240
Speaker 11: Well, when he is in the other room, he decides,

907
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,440
Speaker 11: like from down the hall, he just tells me something

908
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 11: that I was not prepared to hear.

909
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 4: What Like he's going down to the bathroom and he

910
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 4: says what.

911
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 2: Well, he tells me he has heps oh, says he

912
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:20,360
Speaker 2: has hepatitis C.

913
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:22,320
Speaker 4: That's that's serious.

914
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:23,359
Speaker 6: Yeah.

915
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:24,840
Speaker 11: I don't know if I can't even say that on

916
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:25,400
Speaker 11: the radio.

917
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 8: That's okay.

918
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 4: People have it and they should be open about it.

919
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 1: I mean, it's interesting to casually mention it as you're

920
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 1: walking away, you know, it seems like a bigger conversation.

921
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:40,719
Speaker 11: He seems like very confident about it, like, oh, it's

922
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 11: no big deal. Hey, by the way, I have hepsi.

923
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 2: Okay, change your mind.

924
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 3: But yelling down the hall.

925
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 4: Is the yeah, oh god, well what what?

926
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 10: I never said that?

927
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, hold on, hold on there, Anthony, because we need

928
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 2: to inform Olivia that that is your date on the

929
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 2: other line listening to this. He's been there the one time. Yeah,

930
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 2: that's how the segment works, as we have them quietly

931
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:05,759
Speaker 2: listened so that they could hear what they did wrong.

932
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 2: And Anthony apparently never I never said I had hepsi?

933
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 6: What you.

934
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 11: Definitely one hundred percent.

935
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:19,440
Speaker 5: Did Oh no, No, I didn't. There's no way. The

936
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 5: only time we were talking loud is when I was

937
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 5: in the bathroom.

938
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:22,800
Speaker 4: I know.

939
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 11: I asked you, Hey, is there anything that I should know?

940
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 11: And you said you had hepsi?

941
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:32,919
Speaker 2: Oh, pretty straightforward.

942
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 4: That's a very honest response, which is good, Oh my god.

943
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 2: Not something that seems like you would forget.

944
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:38,800
Speaker 5: No.

945
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 10: You you asked me what drinks I have to mix with,

946
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,280
Speaker 10: and I told you I have pepsi.

947
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 1: Pep god, hepsie.

948
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:54,360
Speaker 2: You said pepsi? Anthony, Are you making that up because

949
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:55,840
Speaker 2: you're feeling a little bit embarrassed.

950
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 5: I swear to god, she asked me, what do you

951
00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:58,879
Speaker 5: have to drink?

952
00:46:58,920 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 10: And I said pepsi?

953
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,319
Speaker 15: And he could have misheard you through the door too,

954
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 15: if she's like, hey, anything I need and he's like, oh, yeah.

955
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 9: Yeah, drink.

956
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 2: Anthony did tell us that he encouraged you to go

957
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 2: make yourself a drink while he was using the bathroom.

958
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:12,760
Speaker 2: It makes sense that he'd be talking about what sodas

959
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 2: to mix with.

960
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, he definitely, he definitely did that.

961
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 2: That could have been my mistake, Alexis you've been with

962
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,719
Speaker 2: a lot of guys who've had hepsi? Does this seem

963
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 2: like something that would check out?

964
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 3: I wouldn't even talk to him through the bathroom door.

965
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,080
Speaker 3: Don't get that close to a guy in the bathroom ever.

966
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:36,279
Speaker 2: From down the hall. I mean, maybe this is all

967
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:41,879
Speaker 2: just one really horrible miscommunication. Olivia. Do you believe him

968
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,400
Speaker 2: that he was shouting pepsi at you?

969
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:45,319
Speaker 9: You were there?

970
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:49,839
Speaker 11: I mean, we did have a great time like all

971
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 11: before this happened. So I guess Anthony, I can I

972
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 11: can believe you on this one.

973
00:47:56,400 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe you can get together and discuss all diseases

974
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 1: you have and don't have to.

975
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'm just happy that we finally sorted this

976
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 2: out because that was quite a misinterpretation.

977
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 10: Yes, I mean I have had hepsie before, but that

978
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:16,879
Speaker 10: was like earlier this year.

979
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 5: It's gone now.

980
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 4: I don't think that's how works, my man.

981
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:23,359
Speaker 10: I'm joking, guys, not really.

982
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 4: Okay, that is a fairly time joke. I'm starting to

983
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:31,319
Speaker 4: think that maybe we should like it felt real.

984
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:34,240
Speaker 2: Is it possible that you have pepsi and hepsi.

985
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 6: Both?

986
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 5: I can make them together.

987
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know if that sounds appealing.

988
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:42,879
Speaker 5: I just too sure.

989
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:48,720
Speaker 1: Tomato, tomato, tomato, cume quats.

990
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 2: A lot of questions are going through my head right now,

991
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,320
Speaker 2: but the main one is, Olivia, would you like to

992
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 2: go out on one more date with Anthony, who is,

993
00:48:56,920 --> 00:49:02,359
Speaker 2: according to him, totally hepsi free. It's really up to you. Yes,

994
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 2: lots of PEPSI.

995
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:05,520
Speaker 4: Don't even drink high Sea.

996
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:08,359
Speaker 2: That's a whole lot of If you're willing to give

997
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:09,800
Speaker 2: him another chance, we'd pay for it.

998
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 4: I mean, I do.

999
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 11: I do believe him that he said he had pepsi?

1000
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 6: Right?

1001
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 4: Very sweet?

1002
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 11: Yeah, maybe before we go out he should go get

1003
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 11: tested to make sure that that he's telling the.

1004
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 10: Truth something, Anthony, you would agree to that, right, Yeah,

1005
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,239
Speaker 10: I mean I'm pretty busy, but I could set up

1006
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,440
Speaker 10: a date, I guess to go and get tested.

1007
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:41,719
Speaker 2: It feels pretty important, Anthony, he has.

1008
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 5: Now, No, I'm just I'm just super busy. Guys, I

1009
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 5: don't know what's going on.

1010
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:53,000
Speaker 2: Did he say busy or did he shout HEPSI again?

1011
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:55,800
Speaker 4: Just protection's important.

1012
00:49:56,800 --> 00:50:00,919
Speaker 2: Just be cautious out there, Jeffrey in the morning. Isn't

1013
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 2: it weird to think that this entire thing could have

1014
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 2: been avoided if he just had sprite in his fridge?

1015
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 2: Oh my god, shut up. That one choice led to

1016
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 2: this entire thing. He wouldn't have had to reach out

1017
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:19,799
Speaker 2: to us. She wouldn't have been running away from his apartment. Yeah,

1018
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:22,360
Speaker 2: they might have been engaged by now, for all we know.

1019
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 4: That is quite the commercial for sprite.

1020
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:28,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I see it now, I go down after this

1021
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:30,920
Speaker 2: second sprite or seven up. Look, I don't want to

1022
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:34,759
Speaker 2: get into cola wars started here, but it sounds like

1023
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 2: the good news is they're back onto the right track

1024
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 2: and they're not gonna yell mixer options across the apartment

1025
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 2: through closed doors anything.

1026
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank goodness, let's just not talk to each other

1027
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 1: while we're in the bathroom.

1028
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's just a good rule of thumb. Nothing

1029
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:49,440
Speaker 4: good happens that way, Joe.

1030
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:51,280
Speaker 2: I don't know if I go the door that extreme

1031
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 2: with it, but yes, so if you need help with

1032
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:58,360
Speaker 2: your dating life, though, unless you're talking to closed bathroom doors,

1033
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 2: you can always reach out to the show. We'll call

1034
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 2: that person who's not calling you back. You can go

1035
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 2: find all of our Second Day podcasts available online wherever

1036
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 2: you get him a Brook and Jeffrey. You know, being

1037
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 2: a celebrity singer is not easy sometimes.

1038
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:14,840
Speaker 6: Oh wait, you mean you know?

1039
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, long nights of writing lyrics cameos for

1040
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 2: so many fraternities, that's right. And just the other day

1041
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:28,840
Speaker 2: I got an invite from an international dignitary offering to

1042
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:32,840
Speaker 2: fly me halfway across the world who can't even pronounce

1043
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 2: his name. I'm sure with some higher up in North

1044
00:51:35,239 --> 00:51:41,399
Speaker 2: Korea last name, I'd stay away.

1045
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't know, We'll see you again.

1046
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 2: With Dennis Rodman, apparently this guy's birthday is coming up,

1047
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 2: so he's offered me a ton of money to come

1048
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 2: serenade him in a Marilyn Monroe outfit. All right, you

1049
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:53,120
Speaker 2: better not.

1050
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:55,520
Speaker 4: Mess up, jeff Why I feel like that checks out?

1051
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,279
Speaker 4: And please don't accept.

1052
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:01,840
Speaker 2: Oh wait wait, I'm reading invitation wrong. Oh he's wearing

1053
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 2: the Marilyn Monroe out and I have to film him.

1054
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:05,480
Speaker 14: M hm.

1055
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:09,879
Speaker 2: That makes me feel little bitter. Sing Happy birthday, mister Pritt?

1056
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:10,799
Speaker 4: Are you singing at all?

1057
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 2: Maybe I might do this, but only after I performed

1058
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 2: my brand new song of the week right here in

1059
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 2: my birthday suit that's coming up right after this. It's

1060
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:25,399
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning time for my song

1061
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:27,400
Speaker 2: of the week. I'm excited.

1062
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:28,319
Speaker 4: Why you sound so down?

1063
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 2: Well this one, frankly producer Boyd made me do.

1064
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 1: I was wondering, you didn't ask for any song ideas

1065
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 1: this week? Yeah, you had this plant, had this plane?

1066
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:40,359
Speaker 8: Not Jack Well.

1067
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:43,480
Speaker 2: Honestly, when he pitched me the idea, I was like, what,

1068
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 2: how am I supposed to make a whole song about that?

1069
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 2: He told me, well, it's either this or bed bath

1070
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:52,879
Speaker 2: and beyond his back once again.

1071
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 4: Months we do that right now, gimme so I said.

1072
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 2: Okay, fine, let's do your dumb idea. Because not too

1073
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 2: long ago, there was a big dust up in the

1074
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:06,240
Speaker 2: middle of the night across this fine country of ours

1075
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 2: when Starbucks announced they were releasing a special holiday coffee

1076
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 2: container shaped like a bear. Yeahsa, yeah, yeah. They call

1077
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 2: them Barrista cups, and very similar to the Beatles invasion

1078
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:26,000
Speaker 2: of the nineteen sixties. Women everywhere went fricking crazy.

1079
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:29,359
Speaker 4: Okay, is that also a reference that producer Boy had

1080
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:29,600
Speaker 4: for you?

1081
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 2: Exactly?

1082
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 4: He's an older gentleman.

1083
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 2: To him, the Beatles, Beatles were it.

1084
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:37,440
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, it's like similar to the Stanley

1085
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 4: cup craze.

1086
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:41,480
Speaker 2: But yeah, but the Stanley cups, you know, those are

1087
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 2: actually practical. Oh but you know, women they rushed the stores.

1088
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 2: They stood in line, sometimes starting at two or three

1089
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:51,480
Speaker 2: in the morning, waiting for them to be rewarded with

1090
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:55,960
Speaker 2: a little piece of plastic shaped like a bear. Yeah.

1091
00:53:56,360 --> 00:54:00,480
Speaker 2: I stand corrected. I don't want to enrage the women, apologizes.

1092
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:02,680
Speaker 4: What kind of research did you do to the bears

1093
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 4: to come?

1094
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 5: Very much?

1095
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:06,320
Speaker 2: I'll tell you this much. Remember he didn't want to

1096
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 2: do this.

1097
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:08,800
Speaker 4: We're going to give Jeff one. He's gonna drop it

1098
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 4: then not have one anymore.

1099
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 2: The point is it's a bear. You can drink coffee

1100
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 2: out of it, big big cool thing. You can find

1101
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 2: it on tiam Who for fifty three cents. But what happened,

1102
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:24,239
Speaker 2: Chaos and despair happened. Many locations sold out immediately.

1103
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:27,239
Speaker 4: Well they only got like two per location. It was ridiculous,

1104
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:28,400
Speaker 4: did they because some.

1105
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:32,960
Speaker 2: Say barist does were buying them on discount, secretly tossing

1106
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:35,960
Speaker 2: them in their backpacks and then turning around selling them

1107
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 2: on eBay for five hundred dollars.

1108
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 4: I didn't think it was a secret.

1109
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:39,840
Speaker 2: Were all over TikTok.

1110
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:44,279
Speaker 1: They're entrepreneurs, dude, Yeah they should good.

1111
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:48,760
Speaker 2: Screw the customers. Because of that, that whole thing, Starbucks

1112
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 2: had to come out and apologize, and now they're going

1113
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:54,239
Speaker 2: to have to apologize again after this song. Okay, okay,

1114
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:55,160
Speaker 2: So what's the song about?

1115
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:55,359
Speaker 5: Jam?

1116
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:57,960
Speaker 2: Because I had to write one from the perspective of

1117
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 2: a crazed coffee fanatic desperate to get my hands on

1118
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 2: the holy grail of coffee containers, the sweet Berrysta mug.

1119
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:09,320
Speaker 2: All right, I'm one of them. I like it, Jeffy,

1120
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:12,600
Speaker 2: I'll try. That's why instead of doing the old Motown

1121
00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 2: classic Ain't no Mountain high enough, it's young Jefferies. Ain't

1122
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 2: no Cups supply enough.

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00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:20,479
Speaker 3: This is all boy, yes for sure.

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00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:23,320
Speaker 2: Right so I'm in a point when I'm ready.

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00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 5: Here we go.

1126
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:36,839
Speaker 2: Point. I'm not crazy waited in long lines, camped out

1127
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:37,840
Speaker 2: in the cold.

1128
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:39,520
Speaker 6: I did ninety.

1129
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:41,280
Speaker 2: Stop what's on the dail?

1130
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 15: Not seeking coffee or paint a chunk a lot, just

1131
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:49,839
Speaker 15: want that berry you got all make me angry. I'm

1132
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:56,120
Speaker 15: hollered days the bista when the fire because they know that.

1133
00:55:56,560 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 16: Ain't no coup supply enough, ain't no stop us holding up,

1134
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:06,759
Speaker 16: ain't no winter joying us.

1135
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,840
Speaker 2: My Mocha's more bitter than usual.

1136
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:14,799
Speaker 15: Just last Tuesday, I was on my knees begging Borisa,

1137
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:17,360
Speaker 15: please just give me one Teddy.

1138
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 2: It's my tears frown. I was screaming loud. I will

1139
00:56:21,719 --> 00:56:26,000
Speaker 2: sell you my kidney's dorm and your mount because lately.

1140
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:32,040
Speaker 14: Y'all stood outside the rain and slush, dumpster dived the store.

1141
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:36,720
Speaker 5: Is a bunch all to have my soul be crushed.

1142
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:40,239
Speaker 2: Just need my mug Winny the pool face.

1143
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:49,239
Speaker 15: O mom so broken hearted, No dues, no face the rumors.

1144
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:55,879
Speaker 2: Tall Foresta's take on a eBay and steak. I'm knock

1145
00:56:55,920 --> 00:57:00,120
Speaker 2: off t MoU Tobocles repurposed honey bottles, just a time.

1146
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:05,479
Speaker 14: To me with real grissa did it wants to fight

1147
00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:08,600
Speaker 14: until I saw one and thought, let's throw down in

1148
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:12,239
Speaker 14: this park and little girl with three I stole her

1149
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:14,680
Speaker 14: caraph but she rans her knee.

1150
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 9: Had my beans decapped because without it, that ain't no crap.

1151
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:24,800
Speaker 16: That's ice enough, ain't no lotsat bombed enough?

1152
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:27,160
Speaker 2: Can no cake.

1153
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:31,480
Speaker 14: Potching me up a case of unbearable booze?

1154
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 4: Don't you know that my first born child?

1155
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:35,920
Speaker 10: I give them up.

1156
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:43,480
Speaker 2: Sell my soul to bees a bum paris pice delivery trucks.

1157
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:47,480
Speaker 5: Ain't no cups supplying.

1158
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:49,960
Speaker 2: Up because I had a one one that's preused.

1159
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 4: No, Jeffrey, that three.

1160
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:58,360
Speaker 1: Year old had the right idea though you had it coming, yeah,

1161
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:01,240
Speaker 1: you know, just not even trying to steal.

1162
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:02,360
Speaker 4: You still don't have a cup.

1163
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:05,920
Speaker 2: I still don't and I probably never will. I'm sorry.

1164
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 2: It's like an investment. I think you can hold them

1165
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 2: like bitcoin.

1166
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:09,160
Speaker 4: Dude.

1167
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:12,480
Speaker 1: They're like thirty dollars without the resale, which is wild

1168
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:13,040
Speaker 1: you're doing this.

1169
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:13,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're big.

1170
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 2: Wow, Wow, they look cute. I saw a picture once

1171
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:19,000
Speaker 2: and was like, I got they are adorable, and so

1172
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 2: are we. If you check out the video. Yeah yeah,

1173
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:25,280
Speaker 2: up on our socials zat Brooke and Jeffrey. We're gonna

1174
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:28,280
Speaker 2: post this video on TikTok on Instagram YouTube with all

1175
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:30,360
Speaker 2: the lyrics there. You can text in seventy eight five

1176
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:31,960
Speaker 2: nine to two tell us whitch thought about the song

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00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 2: of the week.

1178
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:34,080
Speaker 4: If you're one of the.

1179
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 3: People who got a cup o talk about it.

1180
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:39,680
Speaker 2: I mean, be careful out there. That's your song that

1181
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:42,080
Speaker 2: we're gonna do a phone tap coming up right after.

1182
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:44,240
Speaker 6: This Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1183
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:57,120
Speaker 2: Welcome back to Brooks Trivia, where, just like a ninety sitcom,

1184
00:58:57,400 --> 00:59:01,640
Speaker 2: every episode ends with an important life lesson. That lesson,

1185
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,760
Speaker 2: Brook is better than you and feel free to run

1186
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:07,200
Speaker 2: to the principle and cry about it because nothing's gonna

1187
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 2: help because she paid him off too. So who's going

1188
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:14,240
Speaker 2: to be slapped in the face with life lessons today?

1189
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:18,040
Speaker 2: Her name's Heather, who is back after an embarrassing oh

1190
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:23,840
Speaker 2: and one loss. Apparently, I don't.

1191
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:30,000
Speaker 10: Think I'm here to redeem myself.

1192
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:32,840
Speaker 2: Apparently after the last game you played, Brook went on

1193
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 2: social media and slammed Heather on Twitter, and she single

1194
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:40,800
Speaker 2: handedly started the movement called No Heather Day. I remember

1195
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:43,240
Speaker 2: that you remember that a little extreme if you ask me,

1196
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:45,720
Speaker 2: especially because you won, brook But hey, I'm just a moderator.

1197
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:49,200
Speaker 4: I actually go under a pseudoname on that Twitter account.

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00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:51,440
Speaker 2: Okay, well well I found it.

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00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:54,200
Speaker 4: Sorry her.

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00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:57,320
Speaker 2: Now she's back to take down her nemicence once and

1201
00:59:57,480 --> 00:59:59,600
Speaker 2: for all. We'll find out if it happens. Brook's gonna

1202
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:01,600
Speaker 2: leave this st But you know how it works, Heather.

1203
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:03,960
Speaker 2: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1204
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:05,360
Speaker 2: If you don't know when, you can say pass. But

1205
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:06,560
Speaker 2: you have to beat her out right if you want

1206
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 2: to win. Are you ready? I am good luck? Your

1207
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:12,120
Speaker 2: time starts now. In what year of the twenty tens

1208
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:16,880
Speaker 2: did Disney's Mowanna come out? What's the name of the

1209
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:22,360
Speaker 2: leprechaun mascot for the serial Lucky Charms? The French beheading device,

1210
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 2: the guillotine was originally invented to chop what onions, paper

1211
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:27,920
Speaker 2: or fingernails.

1212
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:29,600
Speaker 5: Onions?

1213
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:32,320
Speaker 2: In Which city does the US version of the Office

1214
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:32,880
Speaker 2: take place?

1215
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:35,560
Speaker 11: Pennsylvania?

1216
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:43,920
Speaker 2: Out of the five Kardashian sisters, who's the youngest? All right, Heather,

1217
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:46,960
Speaker 2: well done. Brooks's gonna come back into the studio now.

1218
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:50,400
Speaker 2: And it looks like our producer asked you, Heather, if

1219
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:54,200
Speaker 2: you have any holiday traditions, and apparently for Thanksgiving you're

1220
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:59,080
Speaker 2: a wishbone breaking family. Oh yeah, yeah, wishbones on the

1221
01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:01,280
Speaker 2: turkey or a wish bones on each other? What are

1222
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:01,640
Speaker 2: we doing?

1223
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:03,600
Speaker 14: Well?

1224
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:05,880
Speaker 11: Probably I should probably say turkeys?

1225
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:06,120
Speaker 5: Right?

1226
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:06,720
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1227
01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:11,720
Speaker 4: Thea Do you only have one wishbone? Who gets to

1228
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:12,840
Speaker 4: break it? Who are the two?

1229
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:14,840
Speaker 9: Whoever?

1230
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:17,280
Speaker 11: Can you know win the fight over it?

1231
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:17,640
Speaker 9: Again?

1232
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:18,160
Speaker 2: That's right?

1233
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:20,520
Speaker 1: I just pictured her family like on the floor of

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01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:25,760
Speaker 1: a dance floor when the bridal bouquet gets thrown, just pulling.

1235
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:30,600
Speaker 2: Hairs, elbows flying, I mean, yeah, pretty much. Okay, let's

1236
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:34,600
Speaker 2: see Meanwhile, for Christmas her tradition, even though she prefers

1237
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:38,520
Speaker 2: real she does go with artificial trees to make the

1238
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:42,600
Speaker 2: landfills look pretty, which I never thought of it from

1239
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:46,320
Speaker 2: that angle before. Heather, that's actually really magical and selfless

1240
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:52,560
Speaker 2: of the airplane family.

1241
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:55,560
Speaker 4: See all the toxic gases rising from it as well.

1242
01:01:56,440 --> 01:02:00,280
Speaker 2: Really bring the holiday magic, Heather, So well done. Now

1243
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:01,919
Speaker 2: it's Brooks turnbrook Are you ready?

1244
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:02,240
Speaker 1: Yes?

1245
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:05,360
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. In what year of the twenty

1246
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:07,440
Speaker 2: tens did Disney's Mowanna come out?

1247
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:10,320
Speaker 4: M twenty sixteen.

1248
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:13,480
Speaker 2: What's the name of the leprechaun mascot for the serial

1249
01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:14,360
Speaker 2: Lucky Charms?

1250
01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:14,840
Speaker 4: Lucky?

1251
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:19,520
Speaker 2: The French beheading device, the guillotine was originally invented to

1252
01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:24,560
Speaker 2: chop what onions paper or fingernails paper? In Which city

1253
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:27,160
Speaker 2: does the US version of the Office take place?

1254
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:28,560
Speaker 4: Oh city? Scretin.

1255
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:32,360
Speaker 2: Out of the five Kardashian sisters, who is the youngest?

1256
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:34,160
Speaker 4: U Kylie?

1257
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:39,000
Speaker 2: There's the final buzzer, which means the match has come

1258
01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:40,200
Speaker 2: to an end for the day. Let's go to the

1259
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:42,840
Speaker 2: scoreboard to see how you did with jose Just send

1260
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:44,840
Speaker 2: her an eggplant and the erupting volcano.

1261
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:49,480
Speaker 5: I never thought of your own.

1262
01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:56,080
Speaker 2: That is smart, Heather, you got one correct today? He

1263
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:58,760
Speaker 2: is today the day you be brought.

1264
01:02:59,080 --> 01:02:59,800
Speaker 4: We're battling over.

1265
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:03,560
Speaker 2: The Heather's got one on the wishbone, Brook.

1266
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:09,120
Speaker 11: Finn, Hey, I think it was a technicality on the

1267
01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:13,200
Speaker 11: last question, because technically Kylie's a Janner Kardashian Jenner.

1268
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:14,120
Speaker 2: We'll give her a hat.

1269
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:15,040
Speaker 5: What that one?

1270
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:18,080
Speaker 2: That's fine? Anyway, Let's go over the answers for everybody.

1271
01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:20,760
Speaker 2: The year that Disney's Malana came out in the twenty

1272
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 2: tens would be twenty sixteen.

1273
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:24,240
Speaker 5: On this day.

1274
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:26,520
Speaker 4: Brook has a huge film for our family.

1275
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:27,760
Speaker 14: My daughter was so.

1276
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:29,400
Speaker 4: Little when it came out. It was so fun.

1277
01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:33,080
Speaker 2: The name of the leprechaun mascot for Lucky Charms is Lucky.

1278
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:37,160
Speaker 2: The French beheading device, the guillotine, actually was originally invented

1279
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:42,640
Speaker 2: to chop paper imagine fingernails, though don't put your hand

1280
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:45,680
Speaker 2: been really precise with it. The US version of the

1281
01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:49,520
Speaker 2: Office takes place in Scranton, Pennsylvania. Out of the five

1282
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:53,240
Speaker 2: Kardashian sisters, Kylie is the youngest. She's twenty eight years old.

1283
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:56,320
Speaker 2: Her sister Kendall is twenty nine. That's all we got

1284
01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:57,560
Speaker 2: to give you.

1285
01:03:57,760 --> 01:03:58,720
Speaker 8: It would be two to five.

1286
01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:01,640
Speaker 2: Hey, it wasn't quite enough to win today, Heather. But

1287
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:04,160
Speaker 2: the good news is just for playing. You do get

1288
01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:07,960
Speaker 2: a pair of tickets to see Italian singer songwriter Demonio

1289
01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:12,240
Speaker 2: Davis perform at the Paramount Theater on November twenty first.

1290
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:13,920
Speaker 11: Sweet thank you.

1291
01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:18,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, have a happy Thanksgiving. We're gonna do Winnenbrooks

1292
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:18,760
Speaker 2: Bucks same time.

1293
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:21,480
Speaker 6: On Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning