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Speaker 1: got this week. Thomas middle Ditch was a hit, you guys.
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Speaker 1: Hi says, it makes me so so happy that Thomas
Speaker 1: is a Bachelor fan. I know I already loved him
Speaker 1: on UM. I already loved him on Silicon Valley. And
Speaker 1: then you throw in the fact that that guy freaking
Speaker 1: watches The Bachelor and it's not ashamed to come out
Speaker 1: of the closet about it. Like, there is no part
Speaker 1: of Thomas Middle Ditch that I'm not a huge fan
Speaker 1: of this week. Thank you guys for playing along. We
Speaker 1: had so much fun live live tweeting last night with
Speaker 1: Aaron and uh and Katie and Anna and our friend
Speaker 1: Gretchen coming over and hanging out. UM. I loved the
Speaker 1: photo from Seth that of the big balls. Here at
Speaker 1: Bachelor ABC, we always practice safe sex and it was
Speaker 1: and it's a photo of Joe Joe when she's fighting
Speaker 1: um Chase and that gigantic big all Jackie Williams right,
Speaker 1: Derek equals Krasinski, Robbie equals Forte Evan equals poor Man's
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Speaker 1: find center our clothes. Thank you, Annah really nails it.
Speaker 1: I I we get fever dreams. I'm like, put his
Speaker 1: head on a center body and then it arrives like
Speaker 1: two moments later. Okay, Seth vat, I think you're gonna
Speaker 1: get m v P for the week. Seth that right,
Speaker 1: there's a photo of the he did a photo at
Speaker 1: the end of the side tit that Luke in the
Speaker 1: side tit and he and he writes the Matthew McConaughey
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Speaker 1: And then we have a couple of emails that people
Speaker 1: sent to us Middle Ditch in Paradise. This comes from
Speaker 1: Katie McDonald. Um, she loves Middle Ditch. I think Chad
Speaker 1: maybe more than the season that we think that is true. Um,
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Speaker 1: the snooze fest of Ben season. But JoJo's season is
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Speaker 1: you should see the snooze fest that is Bachelor Australia. Well, Jenny,
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Speaker 1: you guys, they here we go. Welcome to Will You
Speaker 1: Accept This Rose. Here's our little preview, our little warm up. Uh.
Speaker 1: Coming up in a second, We're gonna have Sarah Colowna,
Speaker 1: my friend from Chelsea Lately, and her adorable fiance John Ryan,
Speaker 1: who is the punter to the Seattle Seahawks. Between the
Speaker 1: two of them, I'm going to get to try on
Speaker 1: the world's largest engagement ring and a Super Bowl ring.
Speaker 1: I am gonna be dripping in blaing. But more importantly,
Speaker 1: I have on the phone with me a woman who
Speaker 1: needs no introduction, my co host, who is who is
Speaker 1: the most popular gal about town. You can't pin her
Speaker 1: down this season. Give a warm round applause too, And boy, now, Aaron,
Speaker 1: you can't be with us in studio later? Is that correct?
Speaker 1: It is. I took a writing gig for X number
Speaker 1: of weeks, so I'm gonna listen. I'm gonna watch these episodes.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call in to write a blog. I'm with you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there you Well, let's just get right
Speaker 1: to it, because last night we had our first It
Speaker 1: was equivalent of like a will you accept this Rose
Speaker 1: Podcast slumber party? Wouldn't you say? Yes? It was. It
Speaker 1: was fun to have all the gang there and had
Speaker 1: some wine and just took in, you know, a very
Speaker 1: special episode, very special episode we had. We had our
Speaker 1: producers Anna and Katie, and then and then one of
Speaker 1: the fans of our show, our friend Gretchen Enders. Gretchen
Speaker 1: shout out to you, who was hilarious all night, throwing
Speaker 1: out jokes, killing it. She's a comedy writer. She joined
Speaker 1: us at our house. Um, and thanks to everybody who
Speaker 1: tweeted in and who watched us on try to figure
Speaker 1: out social media, try to figure out Facebook. Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: never been good with technology. It is the first time
Speaker 1: we were using uh what you were using a selfie
Speaker 1: for the for the betterment of the world, and then
Speaker 1: we immediately had to put it down so we didn't know.
Speaker 1: And I also just want to say you were there.
Speaker 1: I guess now it was two weeks ago. I just
Speaker 1: want to say. I'm just going to say, I guess
Speaker 1: we have to wave the white flag. Like ABC is
Speaker 1: just it feels like they're like, I feel like now
Speaker 1: the biggest liar, Like like, oh, really you got to
Speaker 1: go meet like George Clooney, Like no, we really did
Speaker 1: meet Christian the Bachelor. I feel like it's just I
Speaker 1: think ABC is officially completely blown us off. Was that
Speaker 1: not the greatest hour of your life? I mean, we
Speaker 1: I apologize last week to the fans. Will you just
Speaker 1: give everybody a taste for like twenty seconds of what
Speaker 1: that was like for us? Yeah? And can we mention
Speaker 1: the other names that called in now that it's never
Speaker 1: gonna air. I don't think we can mention the names,
Speaker 1: but we did get to face time with two people
Speaker 1: and we can't talk about it. But that was part
Speaker 1: of the problem, was he here's the thing. You have
Speaker 1: a bachelor in your hand, who's got a cell phone
Speaker 1: whose friends with the other bachelor's We were face timing
Speaker 1: with blew you guys. It was thrilling. It was really
Speaker 1: it was really fun because Christian was fantastic. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's visual proof. You took a photo in the studio.
Speaker 1: I left before the photo was taken, but there's visual proof. Uh,
Speaker 1: he's super nice guy. He faced time two other guys
Speaker 1: I guess can't say their names, but um, uh lovely dude,
Speaker 1: and uh have you ever seen me? Have you ever
Speaker 1: seen me so amped up? No? Arden listened for the
Speaker 1: record people. I know this is an audio thing, but
Speaker 1: if I could do an oppression of art, it was
Speaker 1: like it was like, I guess it would be me
Speaker 1: with my sports hero, you know what I mean. Like
Speaker 1: if someone's like Aaron fully can play here played catch
Speaker 1: with Derek Jeter, I'd be like, like Arden, you were
Speaker 1: it was like, you know, Christmas morning, it was Christmas.
Speaker 1: I don't know everybody's dream sequence yeah, I got like
Speaker 1: the Barbie dream trailer, and it was in the form
Speaker 1: of Christian. We had chemistry, he and I, we had
Speaker 1: real chemistry. He was loving you. I don't think he
Speaker 1: knew what to do with a little weird I don't
Speaker 1: think he'd met weirdos. By the way, like because he
Speaker 1: got cast arm wrestling and he broke somebody's arm. I mean,
Speaker 1: he doesn't hang out with freaks like me. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: you're not a freak, a special individual planet. And by
Speaker 1: the way, so God bless you. And last night I
Speaker 1: might have eaten seventeen thousand torty in chips last night
Speaker 1: I had I was stressed eating Oh my god, we
Speaker 1: had wine, we had torchy a chip. I might have
Speaker 1: eaten every torchy in chip that Trader Joe's has ever made.
Speaker 1: I did. I had enough keen chips. I don't know
Speaker 1: a plant planet Ald, by the way, I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm okay, but I was worried my tummy
Speaker 1: was gonna be upset and I was going to be
Speaker 1: like in the podcasting booth with John Ryan, like like sorry, buddy, okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Let's just get to it real quick
Speaker 1: before we bring in before I go meet our our
Speaker 1: fucking John Ryan and Zara Kelowna. Okay, so let's just
Speaker 1: certainly se kins. I'm a big Sarah and I are
Speaker 1: friends and I love her, and she's been on my
Speaker 1: sports podcast. For the fact that I have to work
Speaker 1: and I can't tea John Ryan, who I'm a huge
Speaker 1: fan of, and then I can't even watch Seattle Seahawk
Speaker 1: games for the last couple of years, feeling like so
Speaker 1: protective of him because I know he did he was
Speaker 1: dating Sarah and I'm the hugest football fan. Is a travesty.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you could wear the ring. You could
Speaker 1: wear the ring. I can't even, I can't even. I
Speaker 1: just I just need to get Sarah and John. I'm
Speaker 1: a sports podcast, but they're gonna be so much fun
Speaker 1: and so jos, Okay, here we go, let's just cut
Speaker 1: to the chase. But pro jein Powder Funeral, that was fantastic.
Speaker 1: I loved it. Um, that was amazing. I thought it
Speaker 1: was gonna be a little bit more with Chad uh
Speaker 1: But you know, I love Bells. Shot Wills is so
Speaker 1: smart and funny and such a catch. I don't think
Speaker 1: he's gonna be a much longer. But he's just well,
Speaker 1: if you're listening, we think you're adorable with a capital A.
Speaker 1: You gotta get some confidence up and like, like, I
Speaker 1: feel like we're watching a man sing into himself. You know.
Speaker 1: It's like because he's the key, he's the cat, he
Speaker 1: just needs he's beating himself, which that's why I like
Speaker 1: him so much. But in the it's like a pack
Speaker 1: of wolf. No, he's not alpha, he's not an alpha.
Speaker 1: It's just not him, which which is why I like him.
Speaker 1: I love we we well, we would all give you
Speaker 1: our roses. We think you're adorable. Okay, now here's the
Speaker 1: sad part, listeners. So we watched it. We were all
Speaker 1: like making jokes to the whole thing. So then I
Speaker 1: watched it again. I watched four hours of The Bachelor
Speaker 1: last night to make sure I didn't miss anything. Here's
Speaker 1: here's some gems you might have missed, Daron. So when
Speaker 1: Evan said you still owe me, you owe me from
Speaker 1: my shirt? You owe me one shirt, and then um,
Speaker 1: and then he says you have your wallet, and then
Speaker 1: and then Chad says you need money, I thought you
Speaker 1: had a boner company the best. Of course he did,
Speaker 1: because I was screaming out he needs a manly shirt,
Speaker 1: uh because he in endorable game. Actually, I don't think
Speaker 1: he's adorable game, and I think he's just like a
Speaker 1: gay dude. But um, I yeah, I thought you got
Speaker 1: a bone or company. But the best thing, I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm done and I'm glad. Yeah. I felt like he
Speaker 1: was just whining, yeah, and not not happy, not happy
Speaker 1: with the sort of Alex Chase girl accident. Now Alex
Speaker 1: was being Alex was being because of who I we
Speaker 1: liked for a little bit. He was being such a
Speaker 1: little bit. He was really alpha dogging poor Derek, like
Speaker 1: he he was just being when he goes, we're done.
Speaker 1: Like it just felt like so unnecessary, no matter no
Speaker 1: matter who was gaming, like Jojo was liking he was.
Speaker 1: You could see that like how he's probably like his military,
Speaker 1: like he was really in it to win it in
Speaker 1: a way that was like I'm glad he's fighting for
Speaker 1: our country, but like I'm glad he's not coming at
Speaker 1: me and a bachelor setting. Yeah. No, It's it's one
Speaker 1: of those things where I think, um, you know, obviously
Speaker 1: professionally like military, like nothing better. It's amazing. But he
Speaker 1: had Napoleon. Yeah, agreed. It's like after the jugular use
Speaker 1: to make up for statue stature, super you know, I
Speaker 1: need to pop out my chest. And meanwhile Derek's like
Speaker 1: freaking harmless. Everybody needs everybody needs reassurance. Oh my god. Yeah,
Speaker 1: now I rewatched it. I rewatched it. Here we were
Speaker 1: talking through Alex had just said to her basically, I
Speaker 1: could fall in love with you. We missed that, and
Speaker 1: so and then I think he thought he was going
Speaker 1: to get the rose because he really laid it out
Speaker 1: there and and so then he didn't get the rose.
Speaker 1: He like full on viper attacked. He full on viper
Speaker 1: attacked Derek. Okay, let's say, because we only have a
Speaker 1: little more time, I want to just talk about portantly. Jordan's.
Speaker 1: Jordan's dude. He's a liar, right, I mean, when she
Speaker 1: called him out and he's like taking that quick drink
Speaker 1: and then goes right into the mariachi dancing to distract
Speaker 1: from his lies about cheating. We loved Jordan's. He's hot
Speaker 1: as shit, he did. They seem to have chemistry, he
Speaker 1: seems sweet, he's nice to the other guys. But when
Speaker 1: he when she brought it up, he wouldn't look her
Speaker 1: in the eye. He's drinking. I watched it twice. I'm like,
Speaker 1: that guy's lying. Yeah, you know he got you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: you want to be all in with Jordan because their
Speaker 1: chemistry is fantastic, and he wants like, you know, funny
Speaker 1: good chemistry, shack past whatever. But he looked so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: He was like beat red. He chugged a drink. He
Speaker 1: didn't know what to say, and that to me, I
Speaker 1: was like, I wonder if that's going to be the
Speaker 1: kids to death. I mean, obviously she's gotta hang you know,
Speaker 1: he's got to hang around for the fantasy she's got.
Speaker 1: She's gotta get in the bone zone. She's got into
Speaker 1: the bone zone with him. Yeah. And the thing about
Speaker 1: it is like he was like, you know, that's kind
Speaker 1: of all in with Jordan's and now she feels I
Speaker 1: feel like she's all in with Robbie. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what to say. You had a funny joke lass
Speaker 1: that we were hanging out when he when he was
Speaker 1: like trying to evade the question, and he goes My
Speaker 1: pastor said, don't say you love somebody unless you're willing
Speaker 1: to put a ring on their finger and you said,
Speaker 1: I think you're quoting Beyonce. I was like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: that's not your pastor. That's clean Bay. Yeah, and that's
Speaker 1: Bay Bay, that's Bay. I will say Derek. I will say,
Speaker 1: Derek has held his own with these like he's like,
Speaker 1: he stood up to Chad, he stood up to the
Speaker 1: pack of wolves coming at him, the mini chats. He's
Speaker 1: not afraid to stand up to these guys. And he's
Speaker 1: not a frat boy. Yeah. No, I mean I don't
Speaker 1: think really anything's wrong with Derek. He's not like the
Speaker 1: most dynamics, but he does stand up. But you know,
Speaker 1: it was funny because we did have that moment where
Speaker 1: Chad left and he called everybody a little bit chi
Speaker 1: and we're just like, oh God, easy Chad. But I
Speaker 1: mean those yeah, you know what I I had to say,
Speaker 1: when now that we have a step away from Chad,
Speaker 1: when you remove the machete and there floating torsos in
Speaker 1: the pool without arms, and you remove you remove the
Speaker 1: eye will gps your house, Jordan and find you after
Speaker 1: the show, like the murder threats. When you remove all
Speaker 1: of those, what he actually said was correct and made sense.
Speaker 1: It just comes in the middle of this meat let's
Speaker 1: at the the eye of the storm is accurate, but
Speaker 1: the storm is so frightening and filled with protein powder
Speaker 1: that it's like such and meat and maybe possibly some substances.
Speaker 1: Like it's such a crazy package. I know. So I
Speaker 1: know it was real quick. We're gonna wind down. We're
Speaker 1: gonna wind down, just going through, like who's left? You
Speaker 1: know they're not great guys this year. I feel like
Speaker 1: she doesn't. She didn't have as great picks as Caitlin had.
Speaker 1: I feel like Caitlin had better picks because I feel Chase, now,
Speaker 1: who I liked, seems like he might be a dumb
Speaker 1: dumb I feel like he's, you know, not the and
Speaker 1: he was ganging up with with Alex. He was backing
Speaker 1: up with Alex. You know that. Now I've got a
Speaker 1: Sourchase in my mouth about Chase. I enjoyed Luke's sidetit.
Speaker 1: I liked Luke side tit at the end. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I love this Listen. I think right now i I'm
Speaker 1: picking Fantasy Fleet. It's Jordan, Luke and Robbie. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say Jordan, you don't think
Speaker 1: Chase Okay, if we have to pick three, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say Jordan's. I feel like Chase might be in there.
Speaker 1: It's either Luke or Robbie. Yeah, alright, email us Email
Speaker 1: us at Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Rose Podcast
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. Who are your final three? All right, Aaron,
Speaker 1: final thoughts before I go meet Sarah and John Ryan. Well,
Speaker 1: first of all, I'm so I'm so bummed I can't
Speaker 1: be there, But um, I think now with Chad gone,
Speaker 1: we'll be able to like really focus on these dudes.
Speaker 1: Um I'm not I'm not thrilled with a lot of
Speaker 1: their behavior, but um, now I'm really excited to see
Speaker 1: like who she really is going to cement relationships with
Speaker 1: and uh and I and I'm I'm very interested in
Speaker 1: and Robbie's hair has has his own Twitter handle, Harris.
Speaker 1: His hair is incredible. She looks great in a bikini.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, here we go. Here comes the
Speaker 1: official kickoff. Get ready, ladies and gentlemen for this episode
Speaker 1: of Will You Accept This Rose? Now entering Nervous dot com.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, were you accept this road? It's up this
Speaker 1: Rose to the most beautif we accept this role? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, America Mark Rivers does it again? Will you
Speaker 1: accept this rose? My name is Arte Marine, and I
Speaker 1: am here with two lovers. I could not be happier
Speaker 1: to be here with my friend from Chelsea Lately, best
Speaker 1: selling author, comedian, all around beauty Miss Sarah Cologna High
Speaker 1: Arten him. We also have another superstar in the house. Um.
Speaker 1: He happens to live with Sara Colna. He also happens
Speaker 1: to be loaning me his super Bowl ring for the podcast.
Speaker 1: You are our first um NFL flare that we've ever
Speaker 1: had on the podcast Wondering. Last week it was Thomas
Speaker 1: middle Ditch. He almost made the cup, but he didn't
Speaker 1: fully make it. Um um, John Ryan, can can I
Speaker 1: just say you are mad enough to come on? Said
Speaker 1: round of applause? John? Thank you? John? Were you playing
Speaker 1: that song to Sarah when you proposed to her? Was
Speaker 1: in the background. Yeah, I wish I actually walked down
Speaker 1: the aisle of that. I really should. Yeah, it's beautiful.
Speaker 1: You guys could have like a really sexy first dance,
Speaker 1: like you know, you like in front of everybody, like
Speaker 1: just the most erotic, just really getting at it. We
Speaker 1: actually discussed last night we're watching about Strett because actually
Speaker 1: to be honest, John got me watching I didn't used
Speaker 1: to watch Shot the Front got her started on it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've been on since the beginning. Like
Speaker 1: Ryan and Trista, I've been on. How did you get on?
Speaker 1: I don't know watching it? Not on? No, I don't know, Like,
Speaker 1: how did you don't know? You don't know? You just
Speaker 1: I'm like a reality like I love I love reality TV.
Speaker 1: Well I didn't. I also love reality DV. I was in.
Speaker 1: I watched up through UM, I watched Andrew Firestone, and
Speaker 1: then I watched Jen Chef's season. And then when after
Speaker 1: she took me through like seventy eight hours of programming
Speaker 1: and said that she chose not to she goes I
Speaker 1: choose not to choose, and I was like, well yourself,
Speaker 1: you don't ever have to see this guy again. You
Speaker 1: just pick one. And then I was gil, you have
Speaker 1: us some closure. And I didn't start again until last
Speaker 1: year with Caitlin, but I came in hard and now
Speaker 1: I have a podcast. I was more of a rock
Speaker 1: of Love Love girl at the beginning, like that was
Speaker 1: my sort of romance. So when did you start? What
Speaker 1: was your first season of Bachelor? I guess what was it?
Speaker 1: What was it when we I mean two years ago
Speaker 1: too and half years ago. I'm trying to remember who
Speaker 1: the Bachelor was. I don't even I know that's bad, Crystal. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right, because then, yeah, farmer, thank you, that's what
Speaker 1: I have to remember, the farmer occupation. Do you guys
Speaker 1: also do the greatest show on television Baths f in Paradise? Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god. I remember last year again because Caitlin
Speaker 1: was my first season and everyone was like, are you
Speaker 1: gonna watch Bachelor Paradise? And I was like, no, that
Speaker 1: sounds stupid, and then I had people like, no, you
Speaker 1: really should watch it, And then I would have missed
Speaker 1: the raccoon edit. I would have missed that guy Joe
Speaker 1: licking his lips in the hot tub. I like guessing
Speaker 1: while the show goes on, like, oh, they're gonna obviously
Speaker 1: send that person to Paradise because they're O my god, no,
Speaker 1: you see they have Chad, they have lace lace, Yeah, Jubilee,
Speaker 1: And I heard, isn't Nick? Nick is already there? There's
Speaker 1: been photos of Nick with that girl who was like
Speaker 1: the one that was like the pot star. Right. Um, Now,
Speaker 1: you guys are sort of like a modern day romance
Speaker 1: before we get to the ship show that was last night,
Speaker 1: which was incredible. You guys met over Twitter? Is that right?
Speaker 1: Is that right? Yeah? You were a fan of Sarah's right.
Speaker 1: I saw her on TV and then I like a
Speaker 1: big crush on her. I was playing in a game
Speaker 1: and I saw Ross Matthews, Seahawk fan, he was on
Speaker 1: the sideline. I was like, this is like my inn. Wow.
Speaker 1: I would and talk to him and asked he'd put
Speaker 1: in a good word for me, and just kind of
Speaker 1: like escalated from there. Never in a million years as
Speaker 1: a football player asked Ross to talk him up. Never,
Speaker 1: That's the first. I still mind boggled that Ross Matthews
Speaker 1: was on a football game. Hue. What I like when
Speaker 1: we would when I because they often put Ross an
Speaker 1: eye on together on Chelsea lately. And the best part
Speaker 1: was they would in the booth. You know, there's like
Speaker 1: four cameras and in the booth the apparently the people
Speaker 1: calling the shots couldn't tell who was talking because we
Speaker 1: have the exact same boy, so they'd be like one, two, three.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That was raw. It was honestly, Um okay,
Speaker 1: let's first of all, is there some person that you're
Speaker 1: pulling for, and the wait before we get anywhere, you
Speaker 1: guys are about to get married right tomorrow. Rosie is
Speaker 1: officiating our wedding. Are you where are you getting married? Like? What? Oh? Fuck? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're just going to Mexico and doing it really small
Speaker 1: quick on the beach, just like, oh my god, you
Speaker 1: should go down to say Elita. And that's where they
Speaker 1: filmed Bachelor parais. The bartender Patchet Brewster. Patchet Brewster is
Speaker 1: one of our regulars here. She and her husband actually
Speaker 1: went because they love Bachelor in Paradise. They went to
Speaker 1: the hotel and befriended or Hey, the bartendering the hotel.
Speaker 1: I'll get you on the dan. She said, it's really
Speaker 1: nice because there was only one hotel. I was insightly
Speaker 1: the ones too. I think it's developed or something that
Speaker 1: sounds like a place i'd go if I was. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I was distracted by my bachelor my my, my, fucking
Speaker 1: my my fantasy ring right here. This is this is
Speaker 1: these all diamonds. Fuck, I accept your rose. Wow, this
Speaker 1: is not messing around. Okay, um, all right, I'm not
Speaker 1: are you are you rooting for anybody? Uh? No? I
Speaker 1: was kind of reading for the drunk Canadian Daniel, right,
Speaker 1: you know what he really grew on me. I love
Speaker 1: that his I love that he befriended Chad and that
Speaker 1: then he tried to then he tried to actually reason
Speaker 1: with Chad and like told him to be less like Hitler.
Speaker 1: And then today I love or of course I take
Speaker 1: I take very important notes. My favorite thing as he left,
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna miss you, Daniel, when he said,
Speaker 1: she's obviously going for personality. My personality is shit. Are
Speaker 1: not at my level as far as body, No one's
Speaker 1: on my level. The best that's how you go out.
Speaker 1: He went out swinging, and the best was when he goes.
Speaker 1: He was her chances are her picking. I have a
Speaker 1: better chance of getting hit by lightning well shaving my face. Yeah,
Speaker 1: while shaving minutes to come up with shaving my face.
Speaker 1: He is a dream weaver. I love him so much.
Speaker 1: I was watching it with my bachelorette watching party, which
Speaker 1: is five women in myself Sarah. Yeah, she was like
Speaker 1: a late invite exactly. Yeah, I guess you can come in.
Speaker 1: Made the cut for six you Lisa Rena Rue McClanahan,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, exactly, but they're all like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: Daniel always tho. I can't believe he laughing. There's like
Speaker 1: never mind, yeah, yeah. The interview was like, never mind.
Speaker 1: Do you always watch with the same girls quite often?
Speaker 1: Who's who's? Do I know any of the girls? Um?
Speaker 1: I don't know that you do. Know. It's nice because
Speaker 1: your girlfriends or just your bachelor wine. Okay, we're gonna
Speaker 1: start at the beginning and let's just speak freely, you guys.
Speaker 1: Let's start out the protein powder funeral for chat. Yeah, Wells,
Speaker 1: it's great. I wish Wells would like have a little
Speaker 1: more get up and go because I think he's adorable
Speaker 1: and it actually seems to have a personality. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: really fun and I think like he he kind of
Speaker 1: reminds me of like a Latin pop star even though
Speaker 1: does but he just seems like that's what he kind
Speaker 1: of seems like. But he doesn't have any Yeah, he
Speaker 1: needs a little more, Like Wells needs like a time
Speaker 1: machine to go back ten years and start lifting ways
Speaker 1: to kind of compete with the other guy. These are
Speaker 1: very well really like and his eyes are like sinking
Speaker 1: into his head. It's like I want to give him
Speaker 1: a burger, like I feel like, boo boo boo, you
Speaker 1: would need Yeah, it's me you need some eyeliner and
Speaker 1: me like but like and she definitely seems to like
Speaker 1: to look at her brother, look at her brother. Was
Speaker 1: brothers man boy side not just for America, you can't.
Speaker 1: This isn't like a sensory podcast, thank god. But like
Speaker 1: it is so hot in here, just the at it
Speaker 1: is like about degrees, you know, because we're all getting
Speaker 1: hot uto the collar thinking about wells. I thought that
Speaker 1: was so smart that I did love. I thought it
Speaker 1: was I liked that the Evan the erectile dysfunction guy
Speaker 1: was sniffing the protein powder. And I didn't mention last
Speaker 1: week in the podcast, and I would like to just
Speaker 1: say to you guys we mentioned very briefly, but when
Speaker 1: at the very end of the episode, the last one
Speaker 1: went before Chad left there it was the outros. They
Speaker 1: had Evan the erectile dysfunction guy, and Daniel the Canadian
Speaker 1: approached him from behind and say, and Evan's overlooking the
Speaker 1: cliff and he says, I'm naked, and he basically like
Speaker 1: pretended to grab him, and Evan didn't even flinch, like
Speaker 1: didn't even flinch. Yeah, you think he is. That both
Speaker 1: of them were ready to get in the bone zone
Speaker 1: and that hot. Yeah, I think so. I think Evan
Speaker 1: was in. The interesting thing to me about Evan was
Speaker 1: her keeping him around because not because I just was like,
Speaker 1: she won't pick up, like she certainly has the type
Speaker 1: and it's just not Evan, Like, no, it's just not
Speaker 1: really amazing. I would also love it. Yeah, I would
Speaker 1: love her to have to like go to a fantasy
Speaker 1: suite with Evan and actually like get at it. I
Speaker 1: want Evan to be the next Bachelor. I want it awkward.
Speaker 1: His hairman, I can't handle this here. So then I like,
Speaker 1: so then Chad shows back up. I love when Evan.
Speaker 1: Evan goes, you owe me a shirt, and then he
Speaker 1: and then he goes, you have a wallet, you need money?
Speaker 1: I thought you had a boner company. Chad. Like when
Speaker 1: he was giving commentary over the Rose ceremony last week,
Speaker 1: I was like, that's what he should be doing every week,
Speaker 1: Chad when he when he goes the fir from the
Speaker 1: very first episode, from the very first episode, Chad's commentary
Speaker 1: when he was like, I don't even know who who?
Speaker 1: Then is that guy. Chad's actually a genius. Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: they should hire him literally to just do the over
Speaker 1: the ceremony because he was remember when she picked the
Speaker 1: guy or Nick right? Is that yeah? Is that his name?
Speaker 1: That Alex? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. He's
Speaker 1: gonna take herd of she has to take him like
Speaker 1: like short people. She has to say she doesn't want America.
Speaker 1: I think she doesn't like she were Yeah, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: he's a genius because like, again, what sad is that?
Speaker 1: I was actually like, I have a friend. His name
Speaker 1: is Rob roy Is. He's a contractor. He's a fucking contractor.
Speaker 1: He also so he and I were talking about it
Speaker 1: today we were staying home in a weird way. Chad
Speaker 1: is such a genius and such a savant. If only
Speaker 1: he didn't get to the point where he's talking about
Speaker 1: torsos floating in a pool when the heads arms her
Speaker 1: legs or like the machette or I'm gonna GPS your
Speaker 1: house Jordan Rogers. Yeah, I think he might kill somebody.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. Like he's gonna go to Mexico, I'm
Speaker 1: bad for in Paradise and he's going to get like
Speaker 1: the drug cartel to run for their money, like the
Speaker 1: chopper is going to have Chap doing things on the dude. Okay,
Speaker 1: so then we have Alex. So the little guy Alex
Speaker 1: who became such a it was weird. I came out
Speaker 1: and then when he beat Chat on that date, then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, he just became all pompous like
Speaker 1: he was such a dick. He was such So she
Speaker 1: meet out with him. We see her leaving at that.
Speaker 1: I was uncomfortable watching the make up she did it.
Speaker 1: She took the bullet. She meet out with him. You
Speaker 1: could tell she didn't want to either, No, she didn't,
Speaker 1: but she was a champ about it. Yeah. Well I
Speaker 1: think when she gets in there, she's like, all right,
Speaker 1: it feels nice, Like that's just kind of Jojo likes
Speaker 1: you accept this time. Yeah, just so Jojo. You know what,
Speaker 1: I think those girls have to just be a sport
Speaker 1: at a certain point. It like like like everybody's going
Speaker 1: to tell you about like somebody who died, and then
Speaker 1: you're gonna make out with them, and then you're gonna
Speaker 1: wish it was Jordan Rodgers. Yeah, she she couldn't have
Speaker 1: looked more bored. Who was she talking to? You? Remember
Speaker 1: there was one more. She just looked like the poem.
Speaker 1: The poem. She was like, guy like she kind of
Speaker 1: I was like, she was like or something. We just
Speaker 1: make out, you know, like, because kayl, can we just
Speaker 1: I don't know what you just let's just make out.
Speaker 1: Let's just cut to the chase and make out. We
Speaker 1: just make out. I just like, at least stop this
Speaker 1: poem a painful? Is making out with me is not
Speaker 1: as painful as listening to guys, any listeners out there,
Speaker 1: No girl wants a poem. You don't want to poem.
Speaker 1: No one wants to People don't like poetry. The only
Speaker 1: person who likes poetry as a person who wrote the poem.
Speaker 1: That's true. What about hiku Hi, Oh my god, I'll
Speaker 1: take I will take a high coup Chad so angry meat, meat,
Speaker 1: lots of meat, how a pharmacy, a portovore, mosteroids. Thank
Speaker 1: you my god, you guys, I just wrote America. So
Speaker 1: then okay, then they're then they're back cut to these
Speaker 1: dudes with the fucking cupcakes. The cupcakes because because of Alex,
Speaker 1: like hoorady to carry Alex like a hero through the
Speaker 1: house like you did it. By the way, it was
Speaker 1: very easy for them to get no problem. And then
Speaker 1: some pa made all those cupcakes and they handed out
Speaker 1: like New Year's Eve crackers. Yeah, it was so embarrassing.
Speaker 1: It felt like a junior high like musical theater camp,
Speaker 1: like Billy got the leaded and you know, like you're
Speaker 1: a good man, Charlie Brown and connected it. Let's throw
Speaker 1: a party. And I also, I mean, I was glad
Speaker 1: to see Chad go just because I was getting tired
Speaker 1: of them just talking about him all the time. So
Speaker 1: I don't know what they'll have to do now, like
Speaker 1: that might be a problem, but they were getting a
Speaker 1: little too girly where that was just every time he
Speaker 1: left room to what was interesting the removal of Chad.
Speaker 1: It really did show you how lame these guys are, Like,
Speaker 1: like I think Jojo kind of got a stinker bunch, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: well she got a lot of like there's a lot
Speaker 1: of hair situations. Oh my god, Robbie, Robbie the swimmer,
Speaker 1: the hair, the hair, even Jordan's hair. J Yeah, it
Speaker 1: makes me insane. Tell me, tell me about tell me
Speaker 1: about Jordan's because it's so it's just so bit. He
Speaker 1: loves it. He thinks it looks amazing every time. And
Speaker 1: the very first episode when he was talking to him,
Speaker 1: his head was cocked and there was just like one
Speaker 1: piece flopping off to the last time. I was like,
Speaker 1: that is so I wouldn't be able to handle it.
Speaker 1: And then and then it flops down in front of
Speaker 1: his face and you're like, just cut it and then
Speaker 1: you won't look like that. I want to throw in
Speaker 1: another thing with him, because you can tell he thinks
Speaker 1: he looks hotly does that? I also think somebody told
Speaker 1: him he looks hot when he bites his lower lip.
Speaker 1: Did you notice he did that a lot during the day.
Speaker 1: He'd be like, oh my god, there's a lot of
Speaker 1: lower lip biting. I don't notice that. I didn't notice that.
Speaker 1: Like girls licked there too, Yeah, don't do that. Well.
Speaker 1: Jojo actually does that a lot. Jojo actually a lot
Speaker 1: when yeah, a lot. During the poem, she was like,
Speaker 1: and she doesn't like she as she thinks she should be.
Speaker 1: Because Caitlin was really good at crying, Jojo just dabs
Speaker 1: near her eye where a tear should be. She dabbed
Speaker 1: her eyes like rain for it made me look sense.
Speaker 1: And if I don't ever want to see Jordan Rogers
Speaker 1: dance again. I almost feel like the producers hate him
Speaker 1: that they edited that in, Like they were like, he
Speaker 1: maybe he has a little better at some moment in time.
Speaker 1: They made him No. He were like, we're putting that in. No,
Speaker 1: and maybe he did it. They were like, we're putting
Speaker 1: that in. Yeah. Last night when she cried, it was
Speaker 1: so funny because she kept going, you know, and like,
Speaker 1: you know, obviously she's just willing it out. And then
Speaker 1: John was like, she's too dehydrated whole episode, like there's
Speaker 1: never gonna be By the way, I would waste seven
Speaker 1: pounds if I drank, and like I would have. She
Speaker 1: looks better in a bikini than any human on Plan
Speaker 1: I know. I said that last night. It was like,
Speaker 1: how do they stay so thin? You think that she
Speaker 1: doesn't eat, just drinks all that, just only drinks. I
Speaker 1: think it's liquid diet. She guys on one day every
Speaker 1: night and just drinks and eats, and then the next
Speaker 1: day in a bikini. But if you have three bottles
Speaker 1: of wine a day, that's still a lot of calories.
Speaker 1: I would look I would be I would be college
Speaker 1: fat in like two days or less. Yeah, it would be.
Speaker 1: I would like and I would be like the producer
Speaker 1: would be like, we regret, we regret that wasn't like
Speaker 1: day one and day four of filming are like a
Speaker 1: much different experience. Articles about you or they're like the
Speaker 1: more natural exactly our first bachelor in a tankiny okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So then here we have did you guys see the
Speaker 1: ad for Bachelor of Paradise where they did Chad eating
Speaker 1: the meat? Okay, okay, okay, did you? So then they're
Speaker 1: they're nemicolon and we have Chase and those big stupid balls,
Speaker 1: the big balls that they're running at each other in
Speaker 1: the big bounty balls, like big hairy pink ball. Why
Speaker 1: would you ever do that? And like, by the way,
Speaker 1: they're on concrete, you're in heels. That was that embarrassed
Speaker 1: me because she, you know, she's like, I got all
Speaker 1: pretty and now we're like having full physical contact in balls.
Speaker 1: You're stuck being at a big pink ball. And then
Speaker 1: like that was just like product placement. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: It was like you always see commercials for those. You're right.
Speaker 1: It was like, oh, look at these big balls. You
Speaker 1: love big balls, mashed them into each other. But whoever
Speaker 1: watches the bats are and goes, you know what, we
Speaker 1: gotta get some of those that looks fun. Bunch of
Speaker 1: housewives in the Midwest that are like, I'm getting those
Speaker 1: from my kids yours, And you also know that they're
Speaker 1: like these ladies are like, these ladies love the balls,
Speaker 1: so let's have It's just like it goes hand in hand,
Speaker 1: hand in your hand, in your balls, balls in your hands.
Speaker 1: A better bird in hand. So the guy the bomb, James,
Speaker 1: he looks like Corey Feldman. Can we just give a
Speaker 1: shout out to the He's like, he looks like he
Speaker 1: looks like cray Felman. James Taylor, No, no, James. There
Speaker 1: was the guy who was the He was James. He
Speaker 1: was the boxing ring owner. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess he does look a little bit like cray Felman.
Speaker 1: So then they're like, you know what, we've run out,
Speaker 1: We've blown our budget on Pennsylvania. We're gonna go to
Speaker 1: your auguy Pennsylvania, to Uruguay. What is happening? ABC. I
Speaker 1: also really enjoyed listening to everyone say you're Aguay. Like
Speaker 1: Jojo was like, we're going to You're a way. You
Speaker 1: can tell she been practicing in the mirror for a
Speaker 1: lot like a week. She's like, don't buck this up.
Speaker 1: All looks stupid and that's like, I actually hear that
Speaker 1: you're a guy is supposed to be really pretty. But
Speaker 1: clearly they were in like the Fort Lauderdale of your
Speaker 1: Aguay and they're like, whoa, here we are Ergay, Like
Speaker 1: they could have been in Venice Beach. Yeah, it didn't
Speaker 1: look great and there was and he was like the
Speaker 1: hottest girl in your Aguay. Like there's no other girls there,
Speaker 1: anybody else. So they get to Uruguay, okay, hold hard, okay,
Speaker 1: Daniel leaves blah blah blah. Daniel leaves okay, okay. So
Speaker 1: then we get down there, she gets her she gets
Speaker 1: her date. She goes on her date with Jordan's with
Speaker 1: the seals swimming. I wanted more seals. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: but I don't. I think that would be fun, but
Speaker 1: I don't know that I would be like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is a romantic first time in the ocean with like
Speaker 1: a big slimy animal like flapping around. It's better than
Speaker 1: the pigs. But Olivia, Olivia and the pigs, Olivia and
Speaker 1: the pig. I would like to be in the water
Speaker 1: with seals. I think it would be cool. But I
Speaker 1: just felt like it was probably the least romantic moment
Speaker 1: that they could have had. So George, let's talk about Jordan.
Speaker 1: Jordan's he's a liar, liar pants on fire right like
Speaker 1: his vibe, his vibe and this is all this is
Speaker 1: all just us guessing. We don't have any inside facts,
Speaker 1: but we have his excess Instagram, which I look at
Speaker 1: every day looking for updates. Well, I want I was curious.
Speaker 1: I actually immediately google her last night watch because you
Speaker 1: know she was watching with the way she said like, Okay,
Speaker 1: here's my question. She was like, I met your ex.
Speaker 1: I'm concerned. So part of me is like, how did
Speaker 1: you meet the X? If you've been filming The Bachelor
Speaker 1: at did you know he was gonna be on? How
Speaker 1: did you meet the egg? Like the timeline doesn't add up?
Speaker 1: You were talking before? Yeah, And she basically admitted that
Speaker 1: last night, Like that's what she admitted because reality Steve
Speaker 1: says they were talking before. Yeah, So they must have
Speaker 1: been because otherwise, like everybody else's sequestered. So how are
Speaker 1: you befriending? Like, how are you befriending some girl? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know, she definitely obvious. She had to have known
Speaker 1: he was coming, Otherwise, how would his name even come
Speaker 1: up between them? And then so then that when she
Speaker 1: called him out, he could not look her in the eye.
Speaker 1: He panicked, He took a sip of water, and then
Speaker 1: he said, quote my pastor said, don't say you love
Speaker 1: somebody when you're willing unless you're willing to put a
Speaker 1: ring on their finger. And Aaron Foley, who we were
Speaker 1: watching with last night, was saying, I think you're quoting Beyonce.
Speaker 1: Very true, Yeah, he's and he looked so angry when
Speaker 1: she brought it up, like he looked I kind of
Speaker 1: knew it was coming. I literally was like, did they
Speaker 1: film this episode before? First of all, I just keep
Speaker 1: saying literally, and because I learned that's their word, and
Speaker 1: now it's gotten in my head. On The Bachelor, the
Speaker 1: girls say like a lot, and now the guys on
Speaker 1: the Batchelor they go he literally was this watch for it,
Speaker 1: you'll drive yourself and saying, oh my god, I like that,
Speaker 1: And now I keep saying it because it's yeah, I
Speaker 1: like that. Every time one of the guys says literally,
Speaker 1: you know it. Last night one of the guys take
Speaker 1: a drink or kill yourself? I will be I will
Speaker 1: blow it up to college weight. By the end of
Speaker 1: the episode, there was one of the people who watched
Speaker 1: was tweeted into us was saying, there were so many
Speaker 1: McConaughey references last night. There were so many alright, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: And when the side tip, this side tip was the
Speaker 1: only time they were funny, those guys. I actually liked
Speaker 1: him us like Luke. I liked him being funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was kind of turning about that. And Luke is
Speaker 1: very he feels so very soap opera to me. He
Speaker 1: looks like he should be. I know some girls really
Speaker 1: like him. He seems sincere, but his looks don't do
Speaker 1: it for me. And I do think that there might
Speaker 1: be bats in the bill Free with Luke, I feel
Speaker 1: like you're my favorite, And I actually feel like he's
Speaker 1: a little too much like, no, I have come here
Speaker 1: to meet my broad like in a way that's like
Speaker 1: maybe creepy, yeah, like a little Lifetime movie. Yeah, not
Speaker 1: on purpose. I don't know. Did he get Keith teeth
Speaker 1: cap Like, what is happening? What's the life? Like? What's
Speaker 1: going on? It's the there's it's more like the his
Speaker 1: his his forehead kind of keeps going upwards when it
Speaker 1: usually it stops, and then his hair is also up
Speaker 1: and it just like becomes this sort of I feel
Speaker 1: like that's a soap popular look because from some side
Speaker 1: angles he looks like an old fashioned movie star and
Speaker 1: then and then it turns around and then you're like
Speaker 1: an old um. No, I kind of like him. I
Speaker 1: actually really like him. I think I just don't. I
Speaker 1: don't know how to make out with him. I I
Speaker 1: just see he seems too serious all the time. That's
Speaker 1: where the soap opera thing comes in from. And then no,
Speaker 1: were you guys on Derek said last night, Derek like
Speaker 1: saying I needed reassurance. I feel he stood up to chat.
Speaker 1: He stood up to those douchey guys we're getting up
Speaker 1: on him. Yeah, I thought that was fair. He looks
Speaker 1: like Krasinski, I know. I actually the girls we were
Speaker 1: watching with last night love him like I also don't
Speaker 1: want to make out with him either. He's handsome, but
Speaker 1: I don't want to get in the bones on with that.
Speaker 1: Is there anyone that you want to make out with?
Speaker 1: It's on the show. If I if I was going
Speaker 1: to pick I mean, have you seen Joe Jim. I
Speaker 1: guess I would go I mean, I used to think
Speaker 1: Chase was cute, but then Chase was such a door
Speaker 1: knob last night. I guess I'd go Wells. I would
Speaker 1: make out with Wells. I'd lock Wells into a closet.
Speaker 1: I'd give him a weekend of in and out burgers,
Speaker 1: I'd have him go train with John Ryan, and then
Speaker 1: I'd go make I was, well, that's a good plan
Speaker 1: for him. Who would you make out? The show? Who
Speaker 1: would you make out with? Well? Now that I'm working
Speaker 1: out with the Welds every day, were like other who
Speaker 1: would you pick? I mean, Jordan is cute, but I
Speaker 1: don't think See, I don't think Jordan's cute at all
Speaker 1: because he for some reason and I and I it's
Speaker 1: the hair and and I guess maybe I'm just like
Speaker 1: making assumptions about the stuff I have read, so I'm
Speaker 1: totally guilty of it. But that's what this shows for um,
Speaker 1: is that I just feel like he's just a douchebag,
Speaker 1: Like he just reminds me have like, maybe it reminds
Speaker 1: me of someone that sucked me over in college. I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm like, what are you doing on I don't
Speaker 1: trust him, and he lied to her. He's a liar.
Speaker 1: Looks like a liar. Yeah, I don't trust him. He
Speaker 1: does look like what about Chase Chase? Chase was hot
Speaker 1: and class. I kind of thought that Vinnie the barber
Speaker 1: who nobody else we love Vinny. I thought it kind
Speaker 1: of looked like like a Bradley Cooper, like a stand
Speaker 1: in for Bradley Cooper. We were a ruder. I picked
Speaker 1: Vinnie because we did it. We did a preseason draft
Speaker 1: pick where we just went on The Bachelor at web page.
Speaker 1: We read their bios and we picked who went all
Speaker 1: the way. And there's my wild card to make it
Speaker 1: the fantasy seas. I liked Vinny. Do you can you
Speaker 1: say who you pick? Sure? Sure, of course I picked
Speaker 1: Jordan's Chase. It was it was either Jordan. It was
Speaker 1: either Jordan, Chase and Vinny or Jordan, Derek and Vinny Chase.
Speaker 1: I picked Jordan Chase Vinny. And you don't look for
Speaker 1: a head for spoilers and stuff. You know what. It's
Speaker 1: hard because I'm a very compulsive person and I want
Speaker 1: to but I haven't yet. But I but I would
Speaker 1: imagine everybody says that I would imagine everybody says that
Speaker 1: Jordan one. Yeah, I think that's what you both think.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean, I don't know. I haven't looked
Speaker 1: I think, especially based on last night, just the fact
Speaker 1: that you could tell you so. But like they were
Speaker 1: asto about those tears at the end, like the coming up,
Speaker 1: how you do it in your lucky ring? It looks good,
Speaker 1: you do good. I know, I've never seen it in
Speaker 1: a pinky ring, don't you know my knuckle? You know,
Speaker 1: But it's a different look for you, and I kind
Speaker 1: of like you guys are adorable. I didn't say everything
Speaker 1: about you, guys. I like last night we actually did
Speaker 1: to consider what it would be like if in our
Speaker 1: vows we just said quotes from The Bachelor. It would
Speaker 1: be like life isn't all paper, planes and blueberries. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't like milk, you should like it. It's deliteral. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then you looked at me and you said, I
Speaker 1: never thought i'd meet someone like you. I thought I
Speaker 1: had a better chance of getting struck. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: You should be less like Hitler, more like Mussolini or
Speaker 1: Donald Trump or George Bush. So good, they're so many,
Speaker 1: or or even like Olivia from last year. I like,
Speaker 1: like smart stuff, they're so smart Lace. When Lace quoted
Speaker 1: her own tattoo and then left, she that girl, I
Speaker 1: felt like, I know there's something, there's something off, there's
Speaker 1: something I'll go, all right, yeah, and they're medicating it.
Speaker 1: I feel like because I watched, of course, I watched
Speaker 1: the after show and she she'd gotten sober and said
Speaker 1: she regretted being on the show, and they and they
Speaker 1: asked her to be on Bautroom Paradise and she kind
Speaker 1: of declined and then or she like refused to give
Speaker 1: them an answer. And I worry that they like pushed
Speaker 1: her into it. You can't stay sober through Silita, and
Speaker 1: they're going to be playing her with mohitos as fast
Speaker 1: as you can say. You don't say so we can
Speaker 1: you imagine if you showed up to Boutroom Paradise, you like,
Speaker 1: I'm drinking, leave exactly, I'm three days sober. Yeah, um okay.
Speaker 1: So then they go so then we go, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Then we have the Vinny barber Shop and the fucking magazine.
Speaker 1: The magazine, the producers. It's also do you guys watch Unreal? Yes,
Speaker 1: It's dead because that was so I mean, because I asked,
Speaker 1: I talked to um, sorry, Molly No, Shannon Shannon the
Speaker 1: quick Yeah, from the from the Bachelor, Molly Bender and
Speaker 1: the TV show. What you're talking about? Molly that used
Speaker 1: to be on Molly you know she's married to She
Speaker 1: was on the Batch. No, No, she was on the
Speaker 1: Bachelor and she was going to be the bachelorette. And
Speaker 1: Mesner Mesner Meisner. She was on the Bachelor, she was
Speaker 1: going to be the next batcherette. And then her the
Speaker 1: guy that broke up with her at the end of
Speaker 1: the Bachelor he ended up coming back and asking her
Speaker 1: to marry him. Yes, yes, yes, Molly Meisner. Yes, is
Speaker 1: that right? I know who you mean. I know Harry Anyway,
Speaker 1: Ship Anyway. She does the radio show and UM Seattle,
Speaker 1: so I've met her a few times. She's very awesome,
Speaker 1: and so I called in this morning just to talk
Speaker 1: about it. And my first question was like, that's you
Speaker 1: can't see magazines, right, She was like, no, that's yeah.
Speaker 1: So that's why it was so confused by the magazine.
Speaker 1: But then I realized, of course it's full on unreal,
Speaker 1: and you know, somebody, some producer got like a Louis
Speaker 1: to Tom handbag over that because her reaction, she goes,
Speaker 1: why are you showing me this? And then I mean
Speaker 1: he was like, HI hate him. It was really funny.
Speaker 1: They got like the big I'm sure they were just
Speaker 1: like the biggest boner for her reaction. I just tried
Speaker 1: every night they were in the production truck like nail dude.
Speaker 1: I mean, you couldn't have gotten a bigger reaction, know,
Speaker 1: And then and what did she say the next day?
Speaker 1: She was like, last night was the worst night in
Speaker 1: my life. I know, it's like, it's like, really, because
Speaker 1: we watched you with Ben and I would have guessed
Speaker 1: that would have been we watched him tell you I
Speaker 1: love you and then picked somebody else two months ago.
Speaker 1: That wasn't the worst. I love about it too, when
Speaker 1: you do think about unreal. The only reason the barbershop
Speaker 1: was set up was to get the magazines there. That's
Speaker 1: the if you go back to there's never been a
Speaker 1: need for a haircut, but like lots of people do
Speaker 1: lots of things, they figured out, how can we get
Speaker 1: them these magazines? Naturally, Oh, we'll set up a barbershop,
Speaker 1: they'll go for their haircuts and they'll just happen to
Speaker 1: be in the barbershop there. I didn't even think of
Speaker 1: that's the only way to get them there. Oh, that's true.
Speaker 1: Need such devils, such devils. And then like the reaction
Speaker 1: and the guys you can see the once you're deprived
Speaker 1: of stimulation, like how crazy people get the dudes care
Speaker 1: that much over a magazine and like she shoot for
Speaker 1: the wrong reasons, Like I know that was really fun.
Speaker 1: They were really hung up on it. I'm like, don't
Speaker 1: you see you know that this happens every season with
Speaker 1: every tabloid, Like there's always stuff about someone. And they
Speaker 1: were really worked out by the way. Her extra's name
Speaker 1: was Chad, which was amazing. So then my thighs are
Speaker 1: so sweaty. I just want to say I'm sweating and yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not a higher whoever you might want to like
Speaker 1: light all this chair afterwards. Okay, so this burned this
Speaker 1: entire place to please, let's just torch about that. So
Speaker 1: then they go sand surfing. That looked awful the worst.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine how much sand would be in your eyes?
Speaker 1: You're in a beach town, you go sand surfing without
Speaker 1: the water? Yeah, why, I don't even understand, Like it
Speaker 1: may be so confused, it looks so not fun. I
Speaker 1: just thought I was going to get mites on my
Speaker 1: legs and stand in my eyes. And wasn't she wearing
Speaker 1: leather pants? Yeah? It just I mean that seems how
Speaker 1: itchy is your cross? Right? If you're imagine having leather
Speaker 1: pants in the sun with sand in your crotch, getting
Speaker 1: wowed by Alex a tiny marine doing flips down, you've
Speaker 1: lost your mind. When all of a sudden, when Alex
Speaker 1: flipping down like a Uruguay stand, he was so proud
Speaker 1: of himself he did do it. It was the only
Speaker 1: time that I was like, Alex, it's kind of it
Speaker 1: was totally well, it's easier to get airborne when you're little.
Speaker 1: Your a gynas a little. He wasn't flipping, just falling down,
Speaker 1: poor little guys. But he didn't enough. He was like
Speaker 1: a little low upsetter of grating. He was able to
Speaker 1: place his landing. Oh my god, so good. So then
Speaker 1: she goes on her date with She goes on her
Speaker 1: date with Robbie and they go first of all, the dog.
Speaker 1: The dog was adorable. But then they go to that
Speaker 1: there's like the sand sculpture. It looks like five big
Speaker 1: grade dicks in the sand. They're playing like peekaboo with
Speaker 1: the gray Dicks, and then they like throw themselves into
Speaker 1: these clips that like literally could have had rocks under them,
Speaker 1: and I mean, I guess they sculped it out or
Speaker 1: whatever before, but they're like, I guess we'll just do this.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you also have your bathing suits and
Speaker 1: sneakers shoes, and that's that was the funny spark to me,
Speaker 1: her crawling out of the water, and I'm like, it's so.
Speaker 1: I mean, she still looks great, but it's sort of
Speaker 1: like hot and water ship. It's like you come out
Speaker 1: and you're like that was fun, Like it's not possible.
Speaker 1: And by the way, can I just backtrack because I'm
Speaker 1: so hot that I'm like in a fever dream. I
Speaker 1: want to just backtrack for one second. What we didn't say?
Speaker 1: The whole big like to be continued with Chad and
Speaker 1: his hand fingers down the window. They didn't even have
Speaker 1: him doing that up top. They had his whistle. I
Speaker 1: love the whistle, his fucking like blair Witch whistle through
Speaker 1: the woods coming. He did it real quick. They glossed over,
Speaker 1: but they were like, oh, what we did. We didn't
Speaker 1: make a big deal about that. They told him to
Speaker 1: do it obviously, right. Yeah. So then okay, Jojo looks
Speaker 1: great in a bikini. So she goes on the date
Speaker 1: with Robbie. So Robbie's friend died and that was sad.
Speaker 1: That was sad. It was really sad. And it made
Speaker 1: me kind of forgive him for saying I love you
Speaker 1: that fast. It was aggressive he did. Yeah, like right,
Speaker 1: I mean, especially when he goes you know you sometimes
Speaker 1: they're on their third week. Yeah, probably, like it's probably
Speaker 1: day four in like real life time, fourth week, day four.
Speaker 1: It has been very calculated for him though. So far.
Speaker 1: It's like if you and I are talking and there's
Speaker 1: a rose in the middle table and be like my
Speaker 1: friend died, and you're like, well, shot, I gotta give
Speaker 1: it to you now, I love you. She did seem
Speaker 1: really into someone saying I love you to her. She
Speaker 1: seemed a little too. Yeah. I would be like, oh,
Speaker 1: you do you know what? I gotta be honest with
Speaker 1: you because I get that too. I get a little more.
Speaker 1: I think you're two camps. You're either like you're either
Speaker 1: of like, oh whoa red flag? Don't like, don't take
Speaker 1: me hostage. But I think there's some girls that are like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, if it's too soon. I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, do not put me under your floor board. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe she's like there's a camera crew, you can't kill me.
Speaker 1: It's kind of nice to hear I love you. But
Speaker 1: that hair, that hair, Yeah, I don't have a lot
Speaker 1: of hair situation. I don't want to make out with him.
Speaker 1: The hair. Gell was not holding up in Paraguay. No,
Speaker 1: it was like it was we didn't even talk about
Speaker 1: his day at the spa with Jordan's. Oh, they had
Speaker 1: like cucumbers on their Jordan knew it was a joke
Speaker 1: and was like eating cucumbers and and he was actually
Speaker 1: like yeah, Robbie was like, let's get ready. I gotta
Speaker 1: get ready. I love you. I've just met this girl
Speaker 1: and I'm about to blow it down. So then Derek,
Speaker 1: I feel like the guys were like, yeah, he needed reassured.
Speaker 1: I mean, I do think it's early to be that jealous.
Speaker 1: It's like, what do you think the game is? Bro
Speaker 1: Like like he was shutting down. Now. Granted I wouldn't
Speaker 1: do well in this situation, would yeah, but thank you.
Speaker 1: They all signed up to go and they know what
Speaker 1: they're getting into this season, they've watched all they know.
Speaker 1: They're right, You're right. It shouldn't be surprised that you're
Speaker 1: on a date twenty five other guys, and it should
Speaker 1: be weird, but it should be a surprise. And then
Speaker 1: I do it daily. That's pretty much my life. That's true. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just hang out with dudes all day. That's true.
Speaker 1: I like that the combo too, of like like you
Speaker 1: have a very do job and like Chelsea was a
Speaker 1: very strong lady, like strong female places like that coming
Speaker 1: together of these powers stand up sort of it feels
Speaker 1: like a dude job to other people. But yeah, as
Speaker 1: you know, so I do that. It's actually, yeah kind
Speaker 1: of work you do. You go on tour with Sarah
Speaker 1: every when she does stand up a lot. That's nice
Speaker 1: wherever she goes. Yeah, last season, he came with me
Speaker 1: for the whole time, and I thought I was going
Speaker 1: to hate it because I was like, I'm so used
Speaker 1: to traveling alone. Yeah, you know that you have to adjust,
Speaker 1: but I had it was the best. It was so
Speaker 1: much fun to actually have someone there and not feel
Speaker 1: what did you go to the did you go to
Speaker 1: every show? It's like, you don't have to watch it
Speaker 1: at again. You can go out, And I just want
Speaker 1: to say, when when you guys came in, you pulled
Speaker 1: the chair out for Sarah. You made sure she was
Speaker 1: all situated. Your mama raised you right. Where are you from?
Speaker 1: There you go? There you go, so you're that's why
Speaker 1: you're rooting for the Canadian and Caitlin, where are you
Speaker 1: from in Canada? That's nice? His mom did. Sisters, there
Speaker 1: you go. I feel like boys that grew up, particularly
Speaker 1: with older sisters, are so well likely like the best
Speaker 1: husbands and boyfriends and stuffing. Like like, I feel like
Speaker 1: the guys I know who grew up because you've been teased,
Speaker 1: but you're like a good guy. You respect women like
Speaker 1: they they go those sisters breaking the guys can I
Speaker 1: just tell you And this is obviously off topic, but
Speaker 1: I had my we can go off topics. We can go.
Speaker 1: I had my bachelotte party a couple of weekends ago.
Speaker 1: Just take us ten girls, and I saw pictures on
Speaker 1: Jen Kirkman looks so cute, so cute, so um. The
Speaker 1: day we get there, they he had told a day
Speaker 1: before that he had gone to meet one of my
Speaker 1: girlfriends her boyfriend for drinks, and I didn't think that
Speaker 1: anything of it. Well, it turns out he was like
Speaker 1: giving him something to give to her, to give to me.
Speaker 1: He gives presents. They give me this box. They don't
Speaker 1: know what's in it. It's a big blue Tiffany box.
Speaker 1: I opened it. It has a pair of earrings and
Speaker 1: this bracelet on top for me. And then I pull
Speaker 1: open the box. It's got nine other tiny little boxes
Speaker 1: with a card written for each girl by name, like
Speaker 1: individually wrote a card like Jen, thank you for being
Speaker 1: sarahes friend, like you were the best guy. I know
Speaker 1: it was. I mean they were all like I was.
Speaker 1: I just looked at all that and they were like
Speaker 1: like we were all just like this way. By the way,
Speaker 1: every female comic and I don't I can't speak every
Speaker 1: I'm not. Do you have a fund up dead? Oh
Speaker 1: he's been married four times? Okay, yeah, how comic guy
Speaker 1: know pretty much has some funky something somewhere like like
Speaker 1: that's a that's a tough room of ladies that are
Speaker 1: like God, bless you. I mean, like and I bet
Speaker 1: every single room was like oh, they were just blown
Speaker 1: away there like I can't even believe. And then and
Speaker 1: then they get mad at their you know, boyfriend, her husband.
Speaker 1: And then the next day one of my really close friends,
Speaker 1: Sarah Tilly, who's like still has an Arkansas accent from back.
Speaker 1: She she woke up in the morning and she goes
Speaker 1: into my room. She goes, what do you think our
Speaker 1: president is today? I don't think you have another one coming?
Speaker 1: But that's good, so sweet, you know. Yeah, we must
Speaker 1: compliment each other very well too. It's like you both
Speaker 1: have a nice it's just a right balance. Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 1: Well you accept this well I have. I can't thank you,
Speaker 1: and I mean to take time right before your wedding.
Speaker 1: I am so truly. I hope you guys once you
Speaker 1: come back, maybe from your honeymoon, will you come on
Speaker 1: for bets for in Paradise? Yeah? Absolutely. Maybe you can
Speaker 1: get another fan, will you? Yeah? Yeah, this is we
Speaker 1: usually have Erican I like to like, maybe you could
Speaker 1: have broke all over this maybe you just say overloaded
Speaker 1: all over the city because I'm telling you that a
Speaker 1: lot of thankfully, I'm wearing spanks. So it's real fucking nice,
Speaker 1: and it's real nice in the downstairs area right now.
Speaker 1: I had like a pitch meeting earlier, so I had
Speaker 1: to like look kind of put together. Thankfully, that's over with.
Speaker 1: I mean it truly, it should just execute me. The
Speaker 1: thought of like having to deal with this situation. Well,
Speaker 1: I can't thank you enough. Do you have any shows
Speaker 1: or anything that you want to plug or not? I
Speaker 1: don't want to talk about more. I'm happy. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to whatever. I didn't know it was already. I
Speaker 1: was talked aboutom do you need to pay? Okay, well
Speaker 1: you can find I'll talk to Sarah privately. Oh god, okay,
Speaker 1: come back, Oh my god, Sarah. He is adorable. She's
Speaker 1: the Yeah, he's very sweet, Like it's so thoughtful, it
Speaker 1: is incredible, and it is funny what you say, because
Speaker 1: I mean I get along very well with my dad.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he was married four times. Like you don't
Speaker 1: come out of the game, like I mean, there's always
Speaker 1: something off. Yeah, there's always something off. Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: like it takes a strong man, I think to pick
Speaker 1: and marry a female comic. A lot of a lot
Speaker 1: of guys want to date a female comic, but to
Speaker 1: actually like be confident enough to deal with a strong
Speaker 1: woman who's out there and she's touring and like to
Speaker 1: be cool with that it takes a very special guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just assumed I wouldn't ever. I honestly, I was like,
Speaker 1: I'll just never find someone that can deal with this.
Speaker 1: So it's fine, Like I'll just I'm so happy for
Speaker 1: years later, you know, or something. I didn't care. I
Speaker 1: really was like, it's fine. I have a friend who
Speaker 1: have a Golden Girls date with. Yeah, we're gonna when
Speaker 1: we're both older, and she's she We're ready, we're gonna.
Speaker 1: I've already liked. She's the lady that when I when
Speaker 1: I was living in New York and I would come
Speaker 1: out for all the Chelseas. It's who I stayed with.
Speaker 1: And we've already basically lived together. I'm like, already her
Speaker 1: life partner, right, And so when we're old, we're gonna
Speaker 1: live together. Do you need a third Yeah? You never know.
Speaker 1: You never know. I mean, we'll be fine, but you know,
Speaker 1: just if he goes first or whatever. But he's younger
Speaker 1: than me, so she the fact that you found a
Speaker 1: gentleman who has who watches a Bachelor with his girls group?
Speaker 1: Are they his girls? And you came in they know
Speaker 1: they're my friends actually that he's met out here now,
Speaker 1: but they I mean like they text and you know,
Speaker 1: and I'm not even in the on the chain and
Speaker 1: like they're all they've all become very good friends. So
Speaker 1: it's awesome. Like I love that. I didn't even know
Speaker 1: what could happen, but yeah, I think. I mean, there's
Speaker 1: not a ton of and he would even he you
Speaker 1: would tweet about it and stuff about the Bachelor and
Speaker 1: the bacheler Atte and people loved that there was this
Speaker 1: NFL player that would you know that doesn't happen a bunch?
Speaker 1: Are you spending time in Seattle? Um? I go there
Speaker 1: a lot during the season, and then I went up
Speaker 1: during when he was back in training camp for this spring.
Speaker 1: I would go up. We kind of would trade almost
Speaker 1: every weekend. But during the season, I just go there
Speaker 1: because he can't. Are you a footballer wife? I mean
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be. I'm trying to fit in with
Speaker 1: the footballer wives. Know. They're all super nice to me. Actually,
Speaker 1: so we must love you. They must love you. In
Speaker 1: my head, they were all going to be, you know,
Speaker 1: they were going to be like who's this bitch and whatever.
Speaker 1: I pictured them all British and like like Mary just
Speaker 1: soccer stars, Like it's my accent. That's what what did
Speaker 1: you How did you propose? Um? I made a scrap book.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, just like like are there's like a
Speaker 1: little notes to her and like text messages and pictures
Speaker 1: of our from day one. Oh my god. And then um,
Speaker 1: she came to Seattle. It was after a game. She
Speaker 1: just flew in. While she was in the air. I
Speaker 1: called her parents asked for their blessing, and then when
Speaker 1: she got there, we opened gifts. Chris, this is right
Speaker 1: for Christmas? Right after Christmas? Yeah, it was. It was
Speaker 1: our Christmas. Yes, that was a couple days. And then
Speaker 1: after that then got down one knee. Oh did you cry? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I guess I didn't answer. It's actually like the greatest
Speaker 1: ring anybody. It's pretty much the Super Bowl Ring of
Speaker 1: engagement rings. I didn't really knee that. You really kneel that, Katie.
Speaker 1: You know our producer Katie is a huge football fan
Speaker 1: and she's a Niners fan. Katie, are you now now
Speaker 1: that we have now that basically we know that John
Speaker 1: John Rynan is the greatest guy on planet Earth? Does
Speaker 1: it change your feelings about the Seahawks about him? But
Speaker 1: what about like, how could you spend time with this
Speaker 1: man and not root for him. How could you not
Speaker 1: root for him? Because you can't. But like most most
Speaker 1: teams like fans for other teams, like do cheer for
Speaker 1: me because when I'm on the field, it's good for
Speaker 1: you guys. That's true, that's true to you. Thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you, cheery all right, I don't want to put
Speaker 1: you in Can you believe how good I mean? Can
Speaker 1: you believe this guy? No, like this never happened. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell my boyfriend to listen to this. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Katie is so funny. We were watching this night.
Speaker 1: Katie likes all the tough guys. Katie like Katie liked
Speaker 1: it when the uh when Robbie the Swimmer threw her
Speaker 1: on the pool table a couple episodes ago, and she
Speaker 1: was like, I hope she goes. I always tell my boyfriend,
Speaker 1: I want to what is it a real man? I
Speaker 1: was like, my boyfriend, Yeah, she always tells her boyfriend,
Speaker 1: I want a manly man. Oh and so, and I
Speaker 1: know you want to go. I don't care, no, no,
Speaker 1: please no. But I think the one thing we didn't
Speaker 1: talk about anything anything laying it down there when Jordan's
Speaker 1: took Jojo to the other side. That was hot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and aggressive. It was like a little like it was
Speaker 1: at but it was also hot, like I could see
Speaker 1: what she loved it. She loved it. She loved it.
Speaker 1: She loved that. She like the she liked the Robbie
Speaker 1: pool table. She likes to be thrown around like like
Speaker 1: like she likes well you look at her brothers who
Speaker 1: are so aggro and there was sucking cowl next sweater
Speaker 1: mouth kissing her when she was I don't ever want
Speaker 1: my brother even give me a firm handshake. He even like,
Speaker 1: I don't want any bodily contact with any of my
Speaker 1: family members. She likes a guy. Yeah, it was so.
Speaker 1: I mean it was a great shot obviously where they
Speaker 1: had on the one side and then Jordan over. They
Speaker 1: were just like she might have got pregnant. I think
Speaker 1: I fell like I got pregnant. I was like, maybe
Speaker 1: I will have a baby. Yeah, maybe this is gonna happen.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be half Ta Has Ta Has Joe Joe
Speaker 1: and uh and I guess you're broth from Texas my
Speaker 1: full tea. You guys. Here was the thing with the
Speaker 1: elimination of Chad, which was the big distractor all season.
Speaker 1: Now I'm realizing that it is limited pools. So I
Speaker 1: guess we didn't even come to who are we rooting? War?
Speaker 1: And so you picked Vinnie to make out with but
Speaker 1: he's gone. Yeah, I who would I? You know? I
Speaker 1: guess out of the who's left over? I would have
Speaker 1: root for Luke because I feel like he even though
Speaker 1: it's a little too intense and might yeah, but I
Speaker 1: feel like he actually is genuinely a nice guy. I
Speaker 1: made that up. I have no facts about it. I
Speaker 1: think he seems like genuine like he seems genuinely into her.
Speaker 1: I don't know that he'd be a ton of fun
Speaker 1: to hang out with um at all, but at least
Speaker 1: he wouldn't like funk around on her. I think he'd
Speaker 1: be the least fun person to go like hang out with. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you really want to go to happyla? What's so happy
Speaker 1: about happy hour? Nothing too happy about happier? Who would you?
Speaker 1: Who do you think is? I think Jordan's gonna win?
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm not cheering for anybody at all.
Speaker 1: You usually have someone who's like, you want to go,
Speaker 1: you gotta win, and this year, like I don't know,
Speaker 1: last year, with Caitlin. Were you team Nick or team Sean?
Speaker 1: I was team Sean. I was Jam. I liked Sean.
Speaker 1: Although I don't get the feeling because I check up
Speaker 1: on them a lot online, I don't get the feeling. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're that, they're like over the moon. No, it doesn't
Speaker 1: feel Have they gotten married? No? No? Uh? Tanner and
Speaker 1: Jade so cute. Yeah, televised watched it. Oh we met
Speaker 1: at this softball tournament too, when I also met Mally,
Speaker 1: who I'm moll like Godda keep sucking up her name
Speaker 1: and I know her. I feel really bad. I feel
Speaker 1: an asshole. But we also we also met Desiree and
Speaker 1: Chris and they were super nice. Yeah that's exciting. Were
Speaker 1: you superstar stressed? Yeah? I tried to act like I
Speaker 1: didn't watch them. I tried to act like John watched
Speaker 1: it and not me, And then later I was talking
Speaker 1: to her, I was like, Okay, I watched too, and
Speaker 1: really like it. We two weeks ago got in here
Speaker 1: Christian the Bachelor. He was the adorable gentleman who got eliminated,
Speaker 1: who to care of his brothers. We had him in here.
Speaker 1: I don't think ABC is gonna let me share it.
Speaker 1: But we got to get our hands on him, and
Speaker 1: it was as if George Clooney was in the Revit
Speaker 1: was so excited to have a real bachelor, Like I
Speaker 1: couldn't believe I'd captured a Bachelor. It was so excited.
Speaker 1: That is pretty exciting. I don't know, I because I
Speaker 1: feel like leash your Caitlin had she had Jared, she
Speaker 1: had the big Benzi, she had, she had Sean, She
Speaker 1: had boring Ben Higgins. He was cute and then turned
Speaker 1: out to be a real dud, real real buzz kill. Um.
Speaker 1: But she had like five or six like decent choices.
Speaker 1: She kept Cupcake around too long. Yeah, but I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think that there's anybody. And maybe it's just
Speaker 1: because all this stuff that's out so we're making prejudgments.
Speaker 1: I don't know. But or maybe there's cast a bunch
Speaker 1: of I think they're just not sick, see, like I
Speaker 1: don't want to make out with them. Yeah, I'm so
Speaker 1: mad at ABC castic. Oh my god, you're supposed to
Speaker 1: come on. Wells man up, you guys. Okay, Final question
Speaker 1: Bachelor in Paradise Jubilee Chad Jared, The Twins, The Twins
Speaker 1: Lace Lace Lace Nick, and then that blonde chick that
Speaker 1: like stirred the pot about Olivia. No, Leah, all right,
Speaker 1: who is who's going to make out with Chad? Oh?
Speaker 1: The twins maybe at the same time. Yeah, I bet
Speaker 1: you that one twin who stuck around and kind of
Speaker 1: got tough. I bet she tells off Chad. She gets
Speaker 1: like she likes to tell Yeah, you're right, because she
Speaker 1: was the one that took down Olivia. Yes, that's true.
Speaker 1: She had said they were like happy, so maybe they
Speaker 1: wouldn't put up with a chap, but I feel like
Speaker 1: they might, like bad Bruce who live in Vegas. Who's
Speaker 1: going to make that's true? Oh? Yeah, you're absolutely right.
Speaker 1: You're absolutely right. Who's going to capture Jared? You know
Speaker 1: that the producers are going to send Ashley I back
Speaker 1: once he's found happiness. Ashley is going to come into cry.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, who is going to capture Jared this year?
Speaker 1: Maybe Leah? Okay, I don't know. I can't. There's also Amanda,
Speaker 1: the single mom. I bet she and Jared why she
Speaker 1: always leaving her kids? I know, also always leaving her
Speaker 1: kids and then acting like, um she is and then
Speaker 1: she's like, I'm such a good mom, I never introduced
Speaker 1: anyone to anyone, and then she introduces Ben to him
Speaker 1: on camera and now and and I'll be insilated. Maybe
Speaker 1: the kid's going You know what, I think that Thomas
Speaker 1: middle did said, what is that? I think that I
Speaker 1: think that if I did, Having spent one hour with
Speaker 1: those kids, it did seem like a lot. I'd also
Speaker 1: want to go to Mexico, Yeah, for sure, but maybe
Speaker 1: they're going to bring maybe there will be other babies
Speaker 1: there and she'll bring hers and the baby Bachelor. You guys,
Speaker 1: I really want you to come back after your honeymoon.
Speaker 1: I want a full report from the honeymoon. And because
Speaker 1: batch from Paradise starts August two, when you come back
Speaker 1: from your honeymoon, we'll be back. So maybe would you
Speaker 1: guys like to You'll be back in training in Seattle
Speaker 1: on location. We'll bring in Chris. You know what if
Speaker 1: I do parlor live? Oh yeah, if I do parlor live,
Speaker 1: yes I can't, yes exactly. Will you guys be coming
Speaker 1: down here at all? And August or September, Well, I'll
Speaker 1: be here a bit. He'll be back. You know what
Speaker 1: we'll call you, well, we'll steal your bride and we'll
Speaker 1: call you. Yeah, exactly, I'll patch you and we can
Speaker 1: patch you in you go fancy pants. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: can I just say you guys were fucking hilarious. Thank
Speaker 1: you July. We were so excited to have you and
Speaker 1: you were great. We'd love to have you back. Yes,
Speaker 1: for sure, we'll be back. Thank you for letting me
Speaker 1: where you're ring. Oh I got friendship? Um okay, Oh,
Speaker 1: and I guess I will be And believe it or not,
Speaker 1: I'm getting classy you guys. I will be in a
Speaker 1: play all of July at the Bootleg Theater about the Ramoons,
Speaker 1: written by John Ross Bowie, who's the new lead in
Speaker 1: the show as Mini Driver. He's on Big Bang Theory
Speaker 1: and it's with Josh Brenner from Silicon Valley. You can
Speaker 1: get your tickets. It's called Four Cords and a Gun.
Speaker 1: You can get your ticket at Bootleg Theater dot org.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm gonna come see that real good
Speaker 1: July seven to July. Yeah, and do you have any
Speaker 1: shows you want to plug? Yeah, I'll be in Chattanooga
Speaker 1: at the end of July. July or something like your book.
Speaker 1: You have your book, my book? Has anyone seen my
Speaker 1: pants is out, and then I have about New York
Speaker 1: Times best selling author that's awesome. And then I'm in
Speaker 1: Seattle and in Kirkland's um in September. But all the
Speaker 1: dates are on my website Sarah Colonna dot com. You guys,
Speaker 1: John Ryan, Sarah Colonna, I wish you all the happiness
Speaker 1: in the world and in games. Do you want to plug?
Speaker 1: Do you have a game? All? My podcast Kicking It
Speaker 1: with Johnny Greg on iTunes if you want me to
Speaker 1: be on it, I'll be honest. Would I'd really like
Speaker 1: to be? Who's Greg? A friend of mine from back
Speaker 1: in Seattle. I'd like nothing more than to kick it
Speaker 1: with John and Gray. I probably would be out of
Speaker 1: my leg And will you just consider this song by
Speaker 1: Mark Rivers for your first stance? Yes, here we go
Speaker 1: a word? Should you read some your rose and do
Speaker 1: your world now? Leaving nurice dot com