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Thomas middle Ditch was a hit, you guys. 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:02.960 I think there's no surprise to us. We heard him 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:06.160 when he was in here. Jerry Dandridge right listening now 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:08.440 at middle Disch to come back love hearing you too talk. 0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:11.960 I thought he nailed it, didn't you enjoy? I'm here 0:02:12.000 --> 0:02:16.200 with Katie and Aaron. You're playing shy okay, um, Michelle 0:02:16.320 --> 0:02:19.160 Hi says, it makes me so so happy that Thomas 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:21.919 is a Bachelor fan. I know I already loved him 0:02:22.080 --> 0:02:24.960 on UM. I already loved him on Silicon Valley. And 0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:28.400 then you throw in the fact that that guy freaking 0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:30.400 watches The Bachelor and it's not ashamed to come out 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:32.960 of the closet about it. Like, there is no part 0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:35.280 of Thomas Middle Ditch that I'm not a huge fan 0:02:35.320 --> 0:02:37.720 of this week. Thank you guys for playing along. We 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:40.840 had so much fun live live tweeting last night with 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:44.280 Aaron and uh and Katie and Anna and our friend 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:47.080 Gretchen coming over and hanging out. UM. I loved the 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:50.920 photo from Seth that of the big balls. Here at 0:02:50.960 --> 0:02:54.240 Bachelor ABC, we always practice safe sex and it was 0:02:54.639 --> 0:02:57.600 and it's a photo of Joe Joe when she's fighting 0:02:57.800 --> 0:03:02.200 um Chase and that gigantic big all Jackie Williams right, 0:03:02.560 --> 0:03:08.400 Derek equals Krasinski, Robbie equals Forte Evan equals poor Man's 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:11.840 Johnny Depp did Jojo ask for lookalites? Give me Aaron 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:17.440 Rodgers but cute. That's really good. Okay, Seth had a few, 0:03:17.560 --> 0:03:20.119 but Seth, that was really killing it last night. Producers 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:24.280 quote we blew our budget, omnem mccolon uruguay it is. 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:28.480 That's a good one. Oh my god. Then he wrote 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:31.400 your gray really that's barely international. They must still be 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:37.160 paying off one Pablo's room service bills. Uh. Corey Diller 0:03:37.240 --> 0:03:39.840 writes at Arta Marina must be hard for Daniel to 0:03:39.880 --> 0:03:43.680 find center our clothes. Thank you, Annah really nails it. 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:46.360 I I we get fever dreams. I'm like, put his 0:03:46.440 --> 0:03:49.120 head on a center body and then it arrives like 0:03:49.480 --> 0:03:52.680 two moments later. Okay, Seth vat, I think you're gonna 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:54.880 get m v P for the week. Seth that right, 0:03:55.760 --> 0:03:58.240 there's a photo of the he did a photo at 0:03:58.280 --> 0:04:00.480 the end of the side tit that Luke in the 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:03.520 side tit and he and he writes the Matthew McConaughey 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:07.520 references have been on point tonight hashtag right reason Saith 0:04:07.600 --> 0:04:09.760 that you are our m v P for the week. 0:04:10.040 --> 0:04:12.000 And then we have a couple of emails that people 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:15.800 sent to us Middle Ditch in Paradise. This comes from 0:04:15.960 --> 0:04:20.600 Katie McDonald. Um, she loves Middle Ditch. I think Chad 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:24.480 maybe more than the season that we think that is true. Um, 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:26.680 I may not have continued to watch Ben season. If 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:29.599 it were not for We'll Accept This Road podcast, but 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:32.719 the snooze fest of Ben season. But JoJo's season is 0:04:32.720 --> 0:04:38.120 more interesting. Jenny Butler writes, Hello, Aaron, Arden, Katie and Anna, 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:41.480 your podcast has become a highlight of my week. Living 0:04:41.520 --> 0:04:44.600 in Australia, I struggle to find anyone to have a 0:04:44.600 --> 0:04:48.719 decent debrief with. Also, if you thought basic Ben was boring, 0:04:48.800 --> 0:04:53.159 you should see the snooze fest that is Bachelor Australia. Well, Jenny, 0:04:53.200 --> 0:04:55.520 thank you for listening. Thank you to our Swedish listener 0:04:55.560 --> 0:04:57.120 out there. Thank you to all of you guys. Please 0:04:57.200 --> 0:05:00.200 keep tweeting us hashtag w y a T you are 0:05:00.360 --> 0:05:03.720 the least easy hashtag to remember on planet Earth. And 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:07.400 email us at Rose Podcasts at gmail dot com. All right, 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:12.560 you guys, they here we go. Welcome to Will You 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:16.960 Accept This Rose. Here's our little preview, our little warm up. Uh. 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:19.520 Coming up in a second, We're gonna have Sarah Colowna, 0:05:19.760 --> 0:05:24.200 my friend from Chelsea Lately, and her adorable fiance John Ryan, 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:27.720 who is the punter to the Seattle Seahawks. Between the 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:29.520 two of them, I'm going to get to try on 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:33.839 the world's largest engagement ring and a Super Bowl ring. 0:05:33.960 --> 0:05:37.240 I am gonna be dripping in blaing. But more importantly, 0:05:37.320 --> 0:05:39.440 I have on the phone with me a woman who 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:43.440 needs no introduction, my co host, who is who is 0:05:43.480 --> 0:05:46.240 the most popular gal about town. You can't pin her 0:05:46.240 --> 0:05:54.600 down this season. Give a warm round applause too, And boy, now, Aaron, 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:57.359 you can't be with us in studio later? Is that correct? 0:05:59.040 --> 0:06:03.239 It is. I took a writing gig for X number 0:06:03.240 --> 0:06:06.360 of weeks, so I'm gonna listen. I'm gonna watch these episodes. 0:06:06.880 --> 0:06:10.680 I'm gonna call in to write a blog. I'm with you. 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:13.120 Oh my god, there you Well, let's just get right 0:06:13.160 --> 0:06:15.640 to it, because last night we had our first It 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:17.839 was equivalent of like a will you accept this Rose 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:21.400 Podcast slumber party? Wouldn't you say? Yes? It was. It 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:24.520 was fun to have all the gang there and had 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:28.040 some wine and just took in, you know, a very 0:06:28.080 --> 0:06:31.520 special episode, very special episode we had. We had our 0:06:31.520 --> 0:06:34.200 producers Anna and Katie, and then and then one of 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:37.239 the fans of our show, our friend Gretchen Enders. Gretchen 0:06:37.240 --> 0:06:40.279 shout out to you, who was hilarious all night, throwing 0:06:40.279 --> 0:06:42.760 out jokes, killing it. She's a comedy writer. She joined 0:06:42.839 --> 0:06:45.479 us at our house. Um, and thanks to everybody who 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:48.760 tweeted in and who watched us on try to figure 0:06:48.800 --> 0:06:53.200 out social media, try to figure out Facebook. Yeah, I've 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:55.719 never been good with technology. It is the first time 0:06:56.240 --> 0:06:59.800 we were using uh what you were using a selfie 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:02.960 for the for the betterment of the world, and then 0:07:03.000 --> 0:07:06.360 we immediately had to put it down so we didn't know. 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:09.800 And I also just want to say you were there. 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:12.560 I guess now it was two weeks ago. I just 0:07:12.600 --> 0:07:14.400 want to say. I'm just going to say, I guess 0:07:14.400 --> 0:07:16.720 we have to wave the white flag. Like ABC is 0:07:16.760 --> 0:07:20.080 just it feels like they're like, I feel like now 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:22.760 the biggest liar, Like like, oh, really you got to 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:25.360 go meet like George Clooney, Like no, we really did 0:07:25.480 --> 0:07:28.720 meet Christian the Bachelor. I feel like it's just I 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:32.440 think ABC is officially completely blown us off. Was that 0:07:32.840 --> 0:07:35.360 not the greatest hour of your life? I mean, we 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:38.440 I apologize last week to the fans. Will you just 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:41.040 give everybody a taste for like twenty seconds of what 0:07:41.160 --> 0:07:44.360 that was like for us? Yeah? And can we mention 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:46.320 the other names that called in now that it's never 0:07:46.320 --> 0:07:48.400 gonna air. I don't think we can mention the names, 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:50.320 but we did get to face time with two people 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:52.000 and we can't talk about it. But that was part 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:54.000 of the problem, was he here's the thing. You have 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:56.520 a bachelor in your hand, who's got a cell phone 0:07:56.560 --> 0:07:59.600 whose friends with the other bachelor's We were face timing 0:07:59.600 --> 0:08:04.080 with blew you guys. It was thrilling. It was really 0:08:04.200 --> 0:08:07.560 it was really fun because Christian was fantastic. I mean, 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:10.200 there's visual proof. You took a photo in the studio. 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:15.080 I left before the photo was taken, but there's visual proof. Uh, 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:17.520 he's super nice guy. He faced time two other guys 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:21.960 I guess can't say their names, but um, uh lovely dude, 0:08:22.360 --> 0:08:25.240 and uh have you ever seen me? Have you ever 0:08:25.280 --> 0:08:28.880 seen me so amped up? No? Arden listened for the 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:31.080 record people. I know this is an audio thing, but 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:33.520 if I could do an oppression of art, it was 0:08:33.559 --> 0:08:35.439 like it was like, I guess it would be me 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:37.599 with my sports hero, you know what I mean. Like 0:08:37.640 --> 0:08:40.280 if someone's like Aaron fully can play here played catch 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:43.680 with Derek Jeter, I'd be like, like Arden, you were 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:46.840 it was like, you know, Christmas morning, it was Christmas. 0:08:46.880 --> 0:08:49.520 I don't know everybody's dream sequence yeah, I got like 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:51.600 the Barbie dream trailer, and it was in the form 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:54.719 of Christian. We had chemistry, he and I, we had 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:59.640 real chemistry. He was loving you. I don't think he 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:01.960 knew what to do with a little weird I don't 0:09:01.960 --> 0:09:04.360 think he'd met weirdos. By the way, like because he 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:07.440 got cast arm wrestling and he broke somebody's arm. I mean, 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:11.000 he doesn't hang out with freaks like me. Yeah, well, 0:09:11.040 --> 0:09:15.160 you're not a freak, a special individual planet. And by 0:09:15.200 --> 0:09:18.319 the way, so God bless you. And last night I 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:22.000 might have eaten seventeen thousand torty in chips last night 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:26.680 I had I was stressed eating Oh my god, we 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:29.160 had wine, we had torchy a chip. I might have 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:32.120 eaten every torchy in chip that Trader Joe's has ever made. 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:36.200 I did. I had enough keen chips. I don't know 0:09:36.400 --> 0:09:39.280 a plant planet Ald, by the way, I mean, I 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:42.199 don't know. I'm okay, but I was worried my tummy 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:43.680 was gonna be upset and I was going to be 0:09:43.720 --> 0:09:48.920 like in the podcasting booth with John Ryan, like like sorry, buddy, okay, 0:09:48.920 --> 0:09:50.880 here we go. Let's just get to it real quick 0:09:50.920 --> 0:09:53.880 before we bring in before I go meet our our 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:57.920 fucking John Ryan and Zara Kelowna. Okay, so let's just 0:09:57.960 --> 0:10:01.920 certainly se kins. I'm a big Sarah and I are 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:03.240 friends and I love her, and she's been on my 0:10:03.280 --> 0:10:05.440 sports podcast. For the fact that I have to work 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:09.000 and I can't tea John Ryan, who I'm a huge 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:11.560 fan of, and then I can't even watch Seattle Seahawk 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:13.720 games for the last couple of years, feeling like so 0:10:13.840 --> 0:10:15.800 protective of him because I know he did he was 0:10:15.880 --> 0:10:19.960 dating Sarah and I'm the hugest football fan. Is a travesty. 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:22.760 Oh my god, you could wear the ring. You could 0:10:22.760 --> 0:10:25.000 wear the ring. I can't even, I can't even. I 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:27.000 just I just need to get Sarah and John. I'm 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:29.240 a sports podcast, but they're gonna be so much fun 0:10:29.280 --> 0:10:31.120 and so jos, Okay, here we go, let's just cut 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:34.239 to the chase. But pro jein Powder Funeral, that was fantastic. 0:10:34.320 --> 0:10:38.880 I loved it. Um, that was amazing. I thought it 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:41.760 was gonna be a little bit more with Chad uh 0:10:41.800 --> 0:10:45.400 But you know, I love Bells. Shot Wills is so 0:10:45.440 --> 0:10:47.600 smart and funny and such a catch. I don't think 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:51.839 he's gonna be a much longer. But he's just well, 0:10:51.960 --> 0:10:55.520 if you're listening, we think you're adorable with a capital A. 0:10:55.760 --> 0:10:58.440 You gotta get some confidence up and like, like, I 0:10:58.480 --> 0:11:01.120 feel like we're watching a man sing into himself. You know. 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:05.680 It's like because he's the key, he's the cat, he 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:08.520 just needs he's beating himself, which that's why I like 0:11:08.679 --> 0:11:10.680 him so much. But in the it's like a pack 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:14.040 of wolf. No, he's not alpha, he's not an alpha. 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:18.079 It's just not him, which which is why I like him. 0:11:18.080 --> 0:11:20.120 I love we we well, we would all give you 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:23.120 our roses. We think you're adorable. Okay, now here's the 0:11:23.160 --> 0:11:25.800 sad part, listeners. So we watched it. We were all 0:11:25.840 --> 0:11:27.640 like making jokes to the whole thing. So then I 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:31.360 watched it again. I watched four hours of The Bachelor 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:33.480 last night to make sure I didn't miss anything. Here's 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:36.319 here's some gems you might have missed, Daron. So when 0:11:36.320 --> 0:11:39.000 Evan said you still owe me, you owe me from 0:11:39.000 --> 0:11:42.480 my shirt? You owe me one shirt, and then um, 0:11:42.559 --> 0:11:45.560 and then he says you have your wallet, and then 0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:48.480 and then Chad says you need money, I thought you 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:54.199 had a boner company the best. Of course he did, 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:58.680 because I was screaming out he needs a manly shirt, 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:02.400 uh because he in endorable game. Actually, I don't think 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:04.360 he's adorable game, and I think he's just like a 0:12:04.400 --> 0:12:07.839 gay dude. But um, I yeah, I thought you got 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:12.600 a bone or company. But the best thing, I'm just 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:15.440 I'm done and I'm glad. Yeah. I felt like he 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:19.400 was just whining, yeah, and not not happy, not happy 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:24.240 with the sort of Alex Chase girl accident. Now Alex 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:28.720 was being Alex was being because of who I we 0:12:28.840 --> 0:12:31.680 liked for a little bit. He was being such a 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:36.280 little bit. He was really alpha dogging poor Derek, like 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:38.920 he he was just being when he goes, we're done. 0:12:39.240 --> 0:12:42.560 Like it just felt like so unnecessary, no matter no 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:46.680 matter who was gaming, like Jojo was liking he was. 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:52.800 You could see that like how he's probably like his military, 0:12:52.840 --> 0:12:55.400 like he was really in it to win it in 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:57.040 a way that was like I'm glad he's fighting for 0:12:57.040 --> 0:12:59.439 our country, but like I'm glad he's not coming at 0:12:59.480 --> 0:13:02.760 me and a bachelor setting. Yeah. No, It's it's one 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:05.760 of those things where I think, um, you know, obviously 0:13:05.840 --> 0:13:10.000 professionally like military, like nothing better. It's amazing. But he 0:13:10.160 --> 0:13:17.920 had Napoleon. Yeah, agreed. It's like after the jugular use 0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:22.680 to make up for statue stature, super you know, I 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:25.880 need to pop out my chest. And meanwhile Derek's like 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:33.520 freaking harmless. Everybody needs everybody needs reassurance. Oh my god. Yeah, 0:13:34.760 --> 0:13:38.000 now I rewatched it. I rewatched it. Here we were 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:42.120 talking through Alex had just said to her basically, I 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:44.600 could fall in love with you. We missed that, and 0:13:44.679 --> 0:13:47.720 so and then I think he thought he was going 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:49.800 to get the rose because he really laid it out 0:13:49.840 --> 0:13:53.439 there and and so then he didn't get the rose. 0:13:53.520 --> 0:13:56.200 He like full on viper attacked. He full on viper 0:13:56.240 --> 0:13:58.360 attacked Derek. Okay, let's say, because we only have a 0:13:58.360 --> 0:14:01.439 little more time, I want to just talk about portantly. Jordan's. 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:04.560 Jordan's dude. He's a liar, right, I mean, when she 0:14:04.679 --> 0:14:07.240 called him out and he's like taking that quick drink 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:10.000 and then goes right into the mariachi dancing to distract 0:14:10.040 --> 0:14:13.440 from his lies about cheating. We loved Jordan's. He's hot 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:16.679 as shit, he did. They seem to have chemistry, he 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:19.600 seems sweet, he's nice to the other guys. But when 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:21.960 he when she brought it up, he wouldn't look her 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:24.480 in the eye. He's drinking. I watched it twice. I'm like, 0:14:24.520 --> 0:14:29.400 that guy's lying. Yeah, you know he got you know, yeah, 0:14:30.120 --> 0:14:32.400 you want to be all in with Jordan because their 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:35.760 chemistry is fantastic, and he wants like, you know, funny 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:40.240 good chemistry, shack past whatever. But he looked so uncomfortable. 0:14:40.800 --> 0:14:43.120 He was like beat red. He chugged a drink. He 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:46.440 didn't know what to say, and that to me, I 0:14:46.520 --> 0:14:47.960 was like, I wonder if that's going to be the 0:14:48.000 --> 0:14:50.760 kids to death. I mean, obviously she's gotta hang you know, 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:55.400 he's got to hang around for the fantasy she's got. 0:14:57.440 --> 0:14:59.080 She's gotta get in the bone zone. She's got into 0:14:59.080 --> 0:15:01.960 the bone zone with him. Yeah. And the thing about 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:04.640 it is like he was like, you know, that's kind 0:15:04.640 --> 0:15:07.880 of all in with Jordan's and now she feels I 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:10.160 feel like she's all in with Robbie. I don't even 0:15:10.200 --> 0:15:12.080 know what to say. You had a funny joke lass 0:15:12.120 --> 0:15:14.040 that we were hanging out when he when he was 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:16.440 like trying to evade the question, and he goes My 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:20.120 pastor said, don't say you love somebody unless you're willing 0:15:20.120 --> 0:15:22.320 to put a ring on their finger and you said, 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:27.760 I think you're quoting Beyonce. I was like, I'm sorry, 0:15:27.800 --> 0:15:32.360 that's not your pastor. That's clean Bay. Yeah, and that's 0:15:32.400 --> 0:15:36.760 Bay Bay, that's Bay. I will say Derek. I will say, 0:15:36.800 --> 0:15:39.840 Derek has held his own with these like he's like, 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:42.280 he stood up to Chad, he stood up to the 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:45.200 pack of wolves coming at him, the mini chats. He's 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:47.280 not afraid to stand up to these guys. And he's 0:15:47.320 --> 0:15:51.280 not a frat boy. Yeah. No, I mean I don't 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:53.440 think really anything's wrong with Derek. He's not like the 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:56.000 most dynamics, but he does stand up. But you know, 0:15:56.040 --> 0:15:57.680 it was funny because we did have that moment where 0:15:57.760 --> 0:16:00.160 Chad left and he called everybody a little bit chi 0:16:00.280 --> 0:16:02.520 and we're just like, oh God, easy Chad. But I 0:16:02.560 --> 0:16:08.360 mean those yeah, you know what I I had to say, 0:16:08.480 --> 0:16:10.680 when now that we have a step away from Chad, 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:14.440 when you remove the machete and there floating torsos in 0:16:14.480 --> 0:16:17.520 the pool without arms, and you remove you remove the 0:16:17.560 --> 0:16:20.360 eye will gps your house, Jordan and find you after 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:23.160 the show, like the murder threats. When you remove all 0:16:23.200 --> 0:16:27.760 of those, what he actually said was correct and made sense. 0:16:27.840 --> 0:16:30.360 It just comes in the middle of this meat let's 0:16:30.400 --> 0:16:32.880 at the the eye of the storm is accurate, but 0:16:32.920 --> 0:16:37.200 the storm is so frightening and filled with protein powder 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:42.360 that it's like such and meat and maybe possibly some substances. 0:16:42.400 --> 0:16:46.160 Like it's such a crazy package. I know. So I 0:16:46.200 --> 0:16:48.800 know it was real quick. We're gonna wind down. We're 0:16:48.840 --> 0:16:51.840 gonna wind down, just going through, like who's left? You 0:16:51.840 --> 0:16:54.640 know they're not great guys this year. I feel like 0:16:54.720 --> 0:16:57.720 she doesn't. She didn't have as great picks as Caitlin had. 0:16:57.720 --> 0:17:00.760 I feel like Caitlin had better picks because I feel Chase, now, 0:17:00.800 --> 0:17:03.360 who I liked, seems like he might be a dumb 0:17:03.440 --> 0:17:09.560 dumb I feel like he's, you know, not the and 0:17:09.640 --> 0:17:12.800 he was ganging up with with Alex. He was backing 0:17:12.920 --> 0:17:16.480 up with Alex. You know that. Now I've got a 0:17:16.520 --> 0:17:20.120 Sourchase in my mouth about Chase. I enjoyed Luke's sidetit. 0:17:20.280 --> 0:17:23.280 I liked Luke side tit at the end. Oh my god, 0:17:23.320 --> 0:17:25.960 I love this Listen. I think right now i I'm 0:17:25.960 --> 0:17:30.000 picking Fantasy Fleet. It's Jordan, Luke and Robbie. I mean, 0:17:30.240 --> 0:17:34.480 I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say Jordan, you don't think 0:17:34.560 --> 0:17:38.120 Chase Okay, if we have to pick three, I'm gonna 0:17:38.119 --> 0:17:41.600 say Jordan's. I feel like Chase might be in there. 0:17:43.880 --> 0:17:48.919 It's either Luke or Robbie. Yeah, alright, email us Email 0:17:49.000 --> 0:17:51.919 us at Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Rose Podcast 0:17:51.960 --> 0:17:55.120 at gmail dot com. Who are your final three? All right, Aaron, 0:17:55.200 --> 0:17:59.520 final thoughts before I go meet Sarah and John Ryan. Well, 0:18:00.040 --> 0:18:02.400 first of all, I'm so I'm so bummed I can't 0:18:02.400 --> 0:18:05.399 be there, But um, I think now with Chad gone, 0:18:05.960 --> 0:18:08.480 we'll be able to like really focus on these dudes. 0:18:08.800 --> 0:18:11.240 Um I'm not I'm not thrilled with a lot of 0:18:11.280 --> 0:18:14.520 their behavior, but um, now I'm really excited to see 0:18:14.600 --> 0:18:17.640 like who she really is going to cement relationships with 0:18:18.200 --> 0:18:21.000 and uh and I and I'm I'm very interested in 0:18:21.320 --> 0:18:24.560 and Robbie's hair has has his own Twitter handle, Harris. 0:18:24.960 --> 0:18:27.320 His hair is incredible. She looks great in a bikini. 0:18:27.440 --> 0:18:30.440 All right, all right, here we go. Here comes the 0:18:30.480 --> 0:18:33.600 official kickoff. Get ready, ladies and gentlemen for this episode 0:18:33.600 --> 0:18:40.080 of Will You Accept This Rose? Now entering Nervous dot com. 0:18:40.240 --> 0:18:58.520 Oh yeah, were you accept this road? It's up this 0:18:58.840 --> 0:19:14.080 Rose to the most beautif we accept this role? Oh 0:19:14.119 --> 0:19:17.800 my god, America Mark Rivers does it again? Will you 0:19:17.840 --> 0:19:20.159 accept this rose? My name is Arte Marine, and I 0:19:20.200 --> 0:19:23.920 am here with two lovers. I could not be happier 0:19:23.960 --> 0:19:28.159 to be here with my friend from Chelsea Lately, best 0:19:28.160 --> 0:19:34.480 selling author, comedian, all around beauty Miss Sarah Cologna High 0:19:34.640 --> 0:19:40.920 Arten him. We also have another superstar in the house. Um. 0:19:40.960 --> 0:19:45.680 He happens to live with Sara Colna. He also happens 0:19:45.720 --> 0:19:49.280 to be loaning me his super Bowl ring for the podcast. 0:19:50.000 --> 0:19:53.920 You are our first um NFL flare that we've ever 0:19:53.960 --> 0:19:56.720 had on the podcast Wondering. Last week it was Thomas 0:19:56.800 --> 0:19:58.960 middle Ditch. He almost made the cup, but he didn't 0:19:59.000 --> 0:20:02.760 fully make it. Um um, John Ryan, can can I 0:20:02.800 --> 0:20:04.880 just say you are mad enough to come on? Said 0:20:05.359 --> 0:20:08.720 round of applause? John? Thank you? John? Were you playing 0:20:08.760 --> 0:20:11.119 that song to Sarah when you proposed to her? Was 0:20:11.119 --> 0:20:14.280 in the background. Yeah, I wish I actually walked down 0:20:14.280 --> 0:20:17.960 the aisle of that. I really should. Yeah, it's beautiful. 0:20:18.240 --> 0:20:20.720 You guys could have like a really sexy first dance, 0:20:20.800 --> 0:20:23.199 like you know, you like in front of everybody, like 0:20:23.440 --> 0:20:27.679 just the most erotic, just really getting at it. We 0:20:27.720 --> 0:20:31.080 actually discussed last night we're watching about Strett because actually 0:20:31.160 --> 0:20:34.080 to be honest, John got me watching I didn't used 0:20:34.080 --> 0:20:36.479 to watch Shot the Front got her started on it. 0:20:36.600 --> 0:20:38.720 Oh my god, I've been on since the beginning. Like 0:20:38.800 --> 0:20:41.040 Ryan and Trista, I've been on. How did you get on? 0:20:41.400 --> 0:20:45.480 I don't know watching it? Not on? No, I don't know, Like, 0:20:45.560 --> 0:20:47.359 how did you don't know? You don't know? You just 0:20:47.600 --> 0:20:50.880 I'm like a reality like I love I love reality TV. 0:20:51.040 --> 0:20:54.000 Well I didn't. I also love reality DV. I was in. 0:20:54.400 --> 0:20:57.320 I watched up through UM, I watched Andrew Firestone, and 0:20:57.359 --> 0:20:59.720 then I watched Jen Chef's season. And then when after 0:20:59.800 --> 0:21:02.600 she took me through like seventy eight hours of programming 0:21:02.600 --> 0:21:04.800 and said that she chose not to she goes I 0:21:04.880 --> 0:21:07.240 choose not to choose, and I was like, well yourself, 0:21:07.680 --> 0:21:09.359 you don't ever have to see this guy again. You 0:21:09.440 --> 0:21:12.399 just pick one. And then I was gil, you have 0:21:12.520 --> 0:21:14.520 us some closure. And I didn't start again until last 0:21:14.560 --> 0:21:16.720 year with Caitlin, but I came in hard and now 0:21:16.760 --> 0:21:20.360 I have a podcast. I was more of a rock 0:21:20.400 --> 0:21:22.399 of Love Love girl at the beginning, like that was 0:21:22.720 --> 0:21:25.199 my sort of romance. So when did you start? What 0:21:25.280 --> 0:21:28.560 was your first season of Bachelor? I guess what was it? 0:21:28.640 --> 0:21:30.720 What was it when we I mean two years ago 0:21:30.840 --> 0:21:32.480 too and half years ago. I'm trying to remember who 0:21:32.480 --> 0:21:36.120 the Bachelor was. I don't even I know that's bad, Crystal. Yes, yeah, 0:21:36.280 --> 0:21:40.320 that's right, because then, yeah, farmer, thank you, that's what 0:21:40.400 --> 0:21:45.600 I have to remember, the farmer occupation. Do you guys 0:21:45.640 --> 0:21:49.600 also do the greatest show on television Baths f in Paradise? Yeah, 0:21:49.600 --> 0:21:52.480 oh my god. I remember last year again because Caitlin 0:21:52.600 --> 0:21:54.159 was my first season and everyone was like, are you 0:21:54.160 --> 0:21:56.919 gonna watch Bachelor Paradise? And I was like, no, that 0:21:57.000 --> 0:21:59.159 sounds stupid, and then I had people like, no, you 0:21:59.160 --> 0:22:01.680 really should watch it, And then I would have missed 0:22:01.880 --> 0:22:05.160 the raccoon edit. I would have missed that guy Joe 0:22:05.240 --> 0:22:08.000 licking his lips in the hot tub. I like guessing 0:22:08.160 --> 0:22:10.600 while the show goes on, like, oh, they're gonna obviously 0:22:10.640 --> 0:22:13.040 send that person to Paradise because they're O my god, no, 0:22:13.200 --> 0:22:18.080 you see they have Chad, they have lace lace, Yeah, Jubilee, 0:22:18.440 --> 0:22:21.520 And I heard, isn't Nick? Nick is already there? There's 0:22:21.520 --> 0:22:23.240 been photos of Nick with that girl who was like 0:22:23.280 --> 0:22:26.399