Speaker 1: Brooking jewels. Second d update. The guy calling in for
Speaker 1: a second date update today says he and his date
Speaker 1: got physical on the first date, and by physical, I
Speaker 1: mean they beat each other up a bit. I'm just
Speaker 1: a little bit of beating each other up. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: Apparently they met in a Kravmaga classma. It's like a
Speaker 1: self defense thing. Okay, So I'm just picturing this playing
Speaker 1: in the background when they met while they're just like,
Speaker 1: duke it out for a little while and then go,
Speaker 1: let's go out for beers after. I don't know find
Speaker 1: out right now though. His name is Rob, what's up, Rob? Hey? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know it's not come flu. It's kravmagah Um. It's
Speaker 1: really martial art developed in the army. Basically, it's all
Speaker 1: about hitting the weak points of people and causing the
Speaker 1: most damage. They say, you don't want to cause pain,
Speaker 1: you want to cause damage. So it's basically like any
Speaker 1: women that take the class, it just shows them to
Speaker 1: hit a dude in the junk over and over again. Yeah, basically.
Speaker 1: And I mean I think the dudes too, like they
Speaker 1: would also be opted to hit a lot of attackers
Speaker 1: are bigger than you, so it sounds like a pretty
Speaker 1: easy class of teach. Just hit people in the jump.
Speaker 1: I mean there's more to it than that. But yeah, eventually,
Speaker 1: So you you met her in this class. What's her
Speaker 1: name name d Dana? And how did you end up
Speaker 1: asking her out? We've been partnered up. We're kind of
Speaker 1: I mean, she was newer. She says she's doing it
Speaker 1: for fitness. I've been doing it for a little while
Speaker 1: because I don't know. I actually got robbed, so I've
Speaker 1: been trying to like learn how to defend against that
Speaker 1: and like kill people with my hands. I haven't killed
Speaker 1: anything yet. Wait you want to No, no, it only
Speaker 1: say you try to rob me again. Okay, don't take
Speaker 1: this guy's cell phone. Yeah, the way you said that,
Speaker 1: that sounded like you just can't wait to go and
Speaker 1: snap somebody's neck. I'm turning my body into a lethal weapon.
Speaker 1: So you got robbed and decided to take this class. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: So I met her. She's been doing it for a
Speaker 1: little bit and so and I assume there's a lot
Speaker 1: of girls in the class, because most self defense classes
Speaker 1: are majority of women. Yeah, there's a lot. It's actually
Speaker 1: pretty much like fifty percent women. Sometimes like more women
Speaker 1: than guys in this class. It's a good way to
Speaker 1: meet women. I mean, that's not why I went, but yeah,
Speaker 1: it's also a good way to get punched in the
Speaker 1: junk for being a little too forward. Yeah, she didn't
Speaker 1: punch you in the junk, though, she went out with you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I asked around. She decided to go out with me
Speaker 1: after class. Nice, and what did you guys do? Well,
Speaker 1: we drove around for a bit, and one's exciting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well I just wanted to talk to her in the car.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's a good conversation place. That is weird.
Speaker 1: You purposely drove around just so you could talk to
Speaker 1: her longer. Well, we were gonna go somewhere for a day,
Speaker 1: but we just couldn't really take a place. So we've
Speaker 1: been kind of driving for like an hour. We decided,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Someone were like talking about getting like
Speaker 1: a movie or something from red Box and just watching
Speaker 1: it over at my place, and you're like, no, right,
Speaker 1: I don't do dates outside of the car. Did the
Speaker 1: red Box date happen? Did you guys go back to
Speaker 1: your place? Yeah? We went back to my place. Um,
Speaker 1: all right, so here's the here's the thing. Like, I
Speaker 1: know it kind of sounds cliche and everything, but like
Speaker 1: I do live at my mom's house. Um, I'm in
Speaker 1: the basement. There's like a separate entrance, so like I
Speaker 1: don't have um, it's my mom's house, but I do
Speaker 1: have privacy. It's not dude, it's your house. You have
Speaker 1: your own door. Yeah, yeah, you have your own door. Dude,
Speaker 1: that's completely different place. It doesn't sound cliche. It sounds
Speaker 1: just like a turn off where she turned off by that.
Speaker 1: You think, well, I didn't really tell her about it
Speaker 1: until we were at the door of the separate entrance.
Speaker 1: Good idea. But if it was I mean, if it
Speaker 1: was a basement apartment, why would you have to tell
Speaker 1: her at all. I don't know. I just kind of wanted,
Speaker 1: I like being honest, I just wanted to be upfront
Speaker 1: with her right away that it's better to let her
Speaker 1: know that and be like, I got my own apartment
Speaker 1: and then she finds out that it's actually at your
Speaker 1: mom's place. Yeah, so once you were in your place,
Speaker 1: was everything cool? Yeah, we watched the movie. Um it
Speaker 1: went well. Things started, I mean things started to pick
Speaker 1: up and happen after the movie she's yeah, she's she's
Speaker 1: bet night. Oh she did. Dude. That's always nerve wracking
Speaker 1: when you're spending the night at someone's mom's house, Like,
Speaker 1: is the mom gonna come down? Should I be closed
Speaker 1: the entire time? What if I have a run in? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean she does kind of give me about privacy,
Speaker 1: so it doesn't that, luckily didn't happen. You didn't have
Speaker 1: to run upstairs and clear it with her. No, did
Speaker 1: she have to do the walk of shame and your
Speaker 1: mom saw her? No? Well, that's the thing was the
Speaker 1: next morning. I mean that's where things felt kind of weird, like,
Speaker 1: and the whole date seemed great up until the next morning.
Speaker 1: So I woke up and I saw her like walking
Speaker 1: out the door, and I was just like, where are
Speaker 1: you going? And then she said that she called a
Speaker 1: friend to come pick her up okay, and then she
Speaker 1: was just like go back to bed, oh nicely? Or mean,
Speaker 1: I couldn't really tell. It was just kind of like
Speaker 1: an awkward thing. And then I just haven't been able
Speaker 1: to get a hold of her, Like I haven't seen
Speaker 1: her in class or anything. She just like han't be
Speaker 1: going to class. I called her and one time she
Speaker 1: did pick up. Um, she was like just kind of
Speaker 1: silent for a bit, like she didn't even like talk
Speaker 1: to me at all, and then she just hung up
Speaker 1: the phone. Oh so she accidentally picked up That's what
Speaker 1: it seems like. Yeah, okay, why do you think she
Speaker 1: doesn't want to talk to you so badly? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think it was that bad. It
Speaker 1: was pretty good. That every band's worst sphere. We can't
Speaker 1: be the mom's house because she stayed the night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean exactly, she wouldn't have stayed over in the
Speaker 1: first place. Yeah, all right, well we'll play a song,
Speaker 1: come back, call her and get your second day up date. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: thank you, all right, hang brooking jubil in the morning.
Speaker 1: Some people like to get intimate underneath the stars. Some
Speaker 1: people like to do it under the covers, and others,
Speaker 1: like Rob, who's on the phone for a second date
Speaker 1: update right now, like to get intimate under their mom
Speaker 1: upstairs because she lives upstairs. And that's exactly what happened
Speaker 1: when Rob went out with Dana. Apparently they met in
Speaker 1: a crovmaga class. The self defense thingy what do you
Speaker 1: call self defense thingy is that, right, Rob, I don't
Speaker 1: feel like that's right. Martial arts. Martial art, that's a
Speaker 1: better way to say. It's not very scary when you
Speaker 1: say it like that. Back up, but I know that
Speaker 1: self defense thing he called crop maga. So anyway, they
Speaker 1: met there and that night ended up going back to
Speaker 1: his place. They hooked up a little bit, and then
Speaker 1: in the morning all he remembers is her saying, I'm
Speaker 1: had my friend come pick me up, go back to bed,
Speaker 1: And that's the last time he's talked to her. He
Speaker 1: even tried to call her once and she picked up
Speaker 1: the phone and then hung up on him. So we
Speaker 1: know she's not very happy with you for some reason. Rob. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I never heard how much alcohol was involved in your
Speaker 1: one night fling. Zero. You didn't, We didn't have any alcohol.
Speaker 1: Sober whoa sober one night stand? Yeah? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't know those existed. You must be a hot Rob. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you get a sober one night stand in your mom's basement? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How are you not getting called back? That's what I mean, man,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna catch Yeah, I guess all right, Well, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna dialar phone number right now and see if we
Speaker 1: can figure out what happened. Okay, all right, all right, Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: May I speak to Dana please? Oh yeah, hey, Dana,
Speaker 1: how are you. This is Jewbil from Brook and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the Morning. I'm sorry, what this is? Jewbil from
Speaker 1: Brook and Jewbil in the Morning. My own name? Strange? Yes,
Speaker 1: what's the deal with all the people? I don't think
Speaker 1: you're kind of like in a conference call right now? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's what's going on with that? Well, it's a radio show.
Speaker 1: It's called Brook and Jewel in the Morning. I'm so confused,
Speaker 1: but okay, Well, we do a segment on our show
Speaker 1: called the Second Date Update, and you recently went out
Speaker 1: with a listener of ours. His name is Rob oh okay,
Speaker 1: and Rob emailed us because he told us about how
Speaker 1: you met and how you hung out at his place
Speaker 1: or his mom's place, and then you left and they
Speaker 1: never called him, and he said he even called you
Speaker 1: at one point and you picked up and hung up
Speaker 1: on him. Well, I mean I didn't mean to hang
Speaker 1: up on him. I mean like I didn't want to answer,
Speaker 1: but I felt bad hanging up on him. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: didn't want to hang up on the guy until you
Speaker 1: accidentally answered his phone call and then you were forced
Speaker 1: to hang up on him. Yeah, yeah, which was not good.
Speaker 1: I know, why did you hang up on him? I
Speaker 1: really didn't want to talk to him? Yeah, we got that.
Speaker 1: I mean that's usually why you hang up. But is
Speaker 1: there a reason you didn't want to talk to him?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I have a very good date with him,
Speaker 1: so I was kind of wanting to move on. What
Speaker 1: was so bad about the date? Um? Well, I don't
Speaker 1: know what Rob told you. I don't know how much
Speaker 1: you guys know, but you've mentioned the mom's house, so
Speaker 1: that right there should be kind of an indicator that
Speaker 1: I don't want to go back. Yeah. I don't want
Speaker 1: to go back to his mom's house. No, not really,
Speaker 1: I not really. Okay though, come on, that could be
Speaker 1: kind of judge because you stayed the night there, so
Speaker 1: you didn't have that much of a problem with it
Speaker 1: the night of Well, I say the night because I
Speaker 1: liked him. I mean, he was nice, he was cute.
Speaker 1: I liked him. That's why I stayed over. But why
Speaker 1: I hang up on him? Now? Like he's now ugly
Speaker 1: and what did you do? Yeah, it wasn't a thing
Speaker 1: that he did. It's it's just all that. They too
Speaker 1: want to forget about you want to forget about it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gus the present, it didn't happen, So there is
Speaker 1: a regret involved. Was he that bad in bed? I
Speaker 1: don't I don't really want to go into that. Yes, yes, no, No,
Speaker 1: I mean that wasn't the problem. The problem was it
Speaker 1: was so embarrassing. Okay, here's what happened. So I agreed
Speaker 1: to stay over, and I realized a little bit too
Speaker 1: late I didn't have anything, like any clothes to sleep in, okay,
Speaker 1: and he offered to let me borrow something, so I said, okay,
Speaker 1: that's fine. And he goes upstairs and he brings down
Speaker 1: this nightgown. No, I don't even want to know the
Speaker 1: future of this nightgown. Why would he not just give
Speaker 1: you a T shirt of his nightgown? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's why I thought he was gonna do. No,
Speaker 1: he went upstairs. He brings down this little flowery white
Speaker 1: like knee length nightgown with my curls on the end. Yeah,
Speaker 1: where do you think he got the nightgown from? Well,
Speaker 1: he went upstairs, So why don't you guys he brought
Speaker 1: you his mom's nightgown. He brought me his mom nightgown,
Speaker 1: which means he's okay sleeping with someone who's where wear
Speaker 1: in his mom's nightgown? Yeah? Apparently apparently. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what did you say? Did you say anything? I didn't
Speaker 1: really know what to say. I was kind said, oh, thanks,
Speaker 1: and okay, I just forgot about it, did you? But
Speaker 1: did you wear it? I did wear it? Yeah. I
Speaker 1: couldn't say. No, you slept in his mom's nightgown. I
Speaker 1: didn't know what else to do. No, wonder you want
Speaker 1: to forget the date? Yeah? I just don't forgot about it.
Speaker 1: Did he compliment you on how well you filled it
Speaker 1: out in anything? No? No, no, no, no, no no, no,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would cry. I was try, what
Speaker 1: have you? Ripped it right off of his mom's body,
Speaker 1: like she's she's up there and watching reruns to something.
Speaker 1: He just grabs it from her like I did this
Speaker 1: for my date mom. I mean, I could see how
Speaker 1: to be an innocent mistake, but it's still like the
Speaker 1: biggest turn off ever. I can't know, and like I
Speaker 1: just feel though like he should have just thought, wow,
Speaker 1: this is weird, like like why did that not occur
Speaker 1: to him? The day. That is a very good question, Dana,
Speaker 1: and a question, and I think we should ask him directly.
Speaker 1: And he is on the other line listening and wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you, so we can actually do that. Wait,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry what he's on the other line listening. No,
Speaker 1: he's not, Yes, I am Oh, oh my god. Look
Speaker 1: I now that you guys are saying this. I'm really
Speaker 1: embarrassed about the night. Yeah, well you should be embarrassed.
Speaker 1: That's embarrassing. Okay, So, like here's the thing, Like I
Speaker 1: thought it would be like a nice thing, like I thought,
Speaker 1: like it's a nice nightgown. It's really like that was
Speaker 1: an expensive nightgown. And I'm like, my mom doesn't use
Speaker 1: it too much, so and it's clean. It's not like
Speaker 1: the war last night. How don't you even know the
Speaker 1: frequency of your mom's nightgowns. That's weird right there. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. But but like you had t shirts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like I thought, you want something like nice and
Speaker 1: comfortable to sleep in, like like something that sleeping on
Speaker 1: the couch in your mom's basement to Seph, you can
Speaker 1: pull out couch. You don't have a bed, No, but
Speaker 1: my pullout couch is really nice, just like my mom's nightgown. Dude,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I won't even do a foot on
Speaker 1: a pull out couch in your mom's basement. I don't
Speaker 1: know what to do with that. No, you'd be surprised
Speaker 1: how many women have slept down there in the past.
Speaker 1: But that I want to focus on this though. I
Speaker 1: don't want to talk about Oh, you know, you'd be
Speaker 1: surprised how many women have warned my mom's all right,
Speaker 1: you guys are like taking this all out of context
Speaker 1: and twisting my word. Okay, Look, I was trying to
Speaker 1: do something nice, Okay, but now you're saying, I'm like
Speaker 1: this like creepy guy who lives in my mom's basement,
Speaker 1: who gives girls like nightgowns and take away creepy guy,
Speaker 1: And that's exactly what you're doing. Yeah, you sound like
Speaker 1: a nice dude, but it's kind of weird. Man. I'm
Speaker 1: not like wearing their skin. I'm not like Buffalo bill like.
Speaker 1: But seriously, how does it not register on your your
Speaker 1: creepy factor that you're giving your mom mom's nightgown to
Speaker 1: a girl you're sleeping with because it's a woman's nightgown.
Speaker 1: You're like, it's like a pearly nice nightgown for women
Speaker 1: for your mom. You know what, Dana wouldn't give her
Speaker 1: dad's underwear to you. I can guarantee that there you go. No,
Speaker 1: I would not. Well, if she would have, I would
Speaker 1: have appreciated the thought. Yeah, this is getting really weird.
Speaker 1: I can't it is all right. In that case, Dana,
Speaker 1: I'd like to ask you if you'll go out on
Speaker 1: a second date with Rob. We will pay No. I
Speaker 1: will not go out on a second date with Rob.
Speaker 1: Did you hear me say we'll pay for it though?
Speaker 1: Free date? No, I'm sorry. I am not going out
Speaker 1: with him. Even throwing a brand new nightgown used probably
Speaker 1: gonna have to be used. I don't even want to
Speaker 1: go out there anyway, Like I don't want to be
Speaker 1: with a girl. It doesn't appreciate a guy who doesn't
Speaker 1: nice things for Sorry, you didn't get your second date,
Speaker 1: But Rob, there are plenty of other women out there
Speaker 1: who can't wait to put on your mom for sure.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, this is why chivalry is dead, exactly.
Speaker 1: This is the moment that chivalry died because Dana had
Speaker 1: a problem putting on your mom's nightgown broken jubil in
Speaker 1: the morning text in at seven eight, five nine two
Speaker 1: says that's it. I'm staying single forever. Talking about today's
Speaker 1: second date update. If you missed it, you probably shouldn't have.
Speaker 1: It was extremely weird. But Rob wanted to call Dana
Speaker 1: couldn't figure out why she wasn't calling back after they
Speaker 1: hooked up. And the reason she wasn't calling back was
Speaker 1: because he lives with his mom downstairs in his own place.
Speaker 1: It's like his own place. Okay, not necessarily his mom's house.
Speaker 1: That's the way he said it. It It is his mom's house,
Speaker 1: but anyway, he lives downstairs and she needed some clothes
Speaker 1: to wear because she was sleeping over. So he ran
Speaker 1: upstairs and grabbed one of his mom's nightgowns and gave
Speaker 1: that to her so that she would have something to
Speaker 1: sleep in. And that creeped her out and she did
Speaker 1: not want to see him. There are some people coming
Speaker 1: to his defense. You guys blew that way out of proportion.
Speaker 1: One texts that says, yeah, the nightgown was a nice gesture.
Speaker 1: I'd go out with him if I was single. That's
Speaker 1: what hoodies are for. We have hoodies. I am worried.
Speaker 1: I think give us his mom texting in, so I
Speaker 1: think we're good. Somebody else texted in at seven eighty
Speaker 1: five nine too, says sounds like a game of who
Speaker 1: wore it better? She did not want to go out
Speaker 1: with him again, and most people on the text message
Speaker 1: board say that it's pretty creepy to lend somebody your
Speaker 1: mom's nightgown or any clothing of your mom. Yeah, really
Speaker 1: it is. Remember, if you want to do a second,
Speaker 1: second eight update, all you have to do is email
Speaker 1: the show and we will call the person who didn't
Speaker 1: call you back, even if they're uncomfortable with wearing your
Speaker 1: mom's pj's. I don't understand that one bit.