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Speaker 1: The Nikast's Nikki. Yeah, happy fourth week of show. I'm

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Speaker 1: losing County. It's a good sign. Hey beasties, Hey no

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Speaker 1: uh hey um happy uh listen. You know I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: always honest with our listener um about what's happening. And

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Speaker 1: today we are pre recording the podcast one day early

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Speaker 1: because I have a lot going on this week. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm leaving came I might actually be staying Cayman up

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Speaker 1: in the Caymans because I'm like, Noah, between you and me, like,

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Speaker 1: why would I ever go back to COVID Land if

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Speaker 1: I don't have to? It's harsh out here. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I hate to brag everyone, but I am in a

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Speaker 1: place where there is zero COVID. You see mouths everywhere.

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Speaker 1: I don't masks. I know that obviously, it's not a

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Speaker 1: pain to wear them. It's a very simple thing to

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Speaker 1: do to like make people feel safe and to actually

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Speaker 1: keep people safe. I'm saying YadA, YadA, YadA, not because

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Speaker 1: I'm being dismissive of it, but you know, everything that's

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Speaker 1: good about wearing masks. However, being without them again, even

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Speaker 1: though you are just immediately to life before masks, like

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Speaker 1: as soon as you're free to take them off, like

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Speaker 1: you forget like how cumbersome they were, or if it

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Speaker 1: was even a thing you had to do. But the

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Speaker 1: idea of going back to the mask, I did not

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Speaker 1: I just I don't wanna It's not that I don't

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Speaker 1: want to wear one. I don't want to talk to

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Speaker 1: people in them anymore. Like there's sometimes in the Caymans

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Speaker 1: that there's like some places where people wear masks because

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Speaker 1: the hotel just requires it or whatever, even though the

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Speaker 1: island has no COVID and hasn't for ever. Um that's

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Speaker 1: not true, not ever, but you know what I'm saying. Um,

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Speaker 1: And just like even checking into this hotel yesterday, these

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Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, this sucks. And I'm just like I

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Speaker 1: hate to be one of these people that like, masks

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Speaker 1: are awful, but they really do keep you from human

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Speaker 1: interaction in the way that I like. And you know

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Speaker 1: what about when people wear masks and sunglasses and you

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Speaker 1: can't see anything that is just where just your daft

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Speaker 1: punk at that point, like, I don't know who you are,

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Speaker 1: your mystery, you're an acclaim DJ who or DJs who

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Speaker 1: want to keep Andrew and I had a whole discussion

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Speaker 1: about daft punk. However, I wanted to say that we're

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Speaker 1: recording today's podcast early because I had plans to leave

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Speaker 1: Then we'll be back to red Gulue scheduled programming as

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Speaker 1: soon as we can. But the special thing is is

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Speaker 1: today is Andrew's birthday. It's it's Sunday, um, but it's

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Speaker 1: Andrew's birthday today, and so we get to record on

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Speaker 1: his birthday. He's a happy little boy. He's Molly boy balcony,

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Speaker 1: He's what Molly boy, Molly boy. Oh yeah, he was

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Speaker 1: like acting like he had um Molly in his system yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Not Molly's game. Because if you watch that movie, you'll

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Speaker 1: feel fucked up to Actually everyone loves that movie except me,

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Speaker 1: and it's really fucking with my world. But honestly feels

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Speaker 1: like I'm in like some kind of like Truman Show

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Speaker 1: experiment when I talk to people who enjoy Molly's Game

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Speaker 1: because it's so bad to me and so funny and laughable.

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Speaker 1: How bad it is that if you watched Molly's Game

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Speaker 1: and I thought that the whole time Aaron Sorkin was

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Speaker 1: like winking at himself and trying to be funny with

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Speaker 1: did you get that joke? Wink? Who cool? It's you

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Speaker 1: know what? You know what it is? It's kid. I

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Speaker 1: don't even think I did established kid when I went

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Speaker 1: because it's a guy that's like so proud of himself

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Speaker 1: it an impression of a guy that had Molly, that

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Speaker 1: in the Cayman Islands. They're stuck in two thousand eight

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Speaker 1: in the best way. All the music is from two

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Speaker 1: Do you remember that song? No? Why would you sleep in? Now? Lay?

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Speaker 1: Last night? Man? I see two shadows moving in your bedroom? Like,

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Speaker 1: Then they also played that. They also often play Blue

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Speaker 1: Cantrell's Hit Him Up Style. Hey ladies, if your man

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Speaker 1: Up Style. That song is blaring through the Cayman Island.

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Speaker 1: It's not Cayman's through Grand Cayman. Um. There are Cayman's Islands,

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Speaker 1: So it's Andrew's birthday. We went to a pool party yesterday.

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Speaker 1: People of two thousand eight here and they love theme parties.

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Speaker 1: So I think about the Cayman's is like I'm learning

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Speaker 1: even a tourist, but there's no everyone on the island.

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Speaker 1: All the tourist activities have become people from the island

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Speaker 1: this Vegas themed party. It was Vegas themed. There's like

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Speaker 1: the pool, just like this amazing pool. They're just like

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Speaker 1: like it's they're throwing you a child's birthday party, there's

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Speaker 1: story from yesterday, um, two days ago now when you're hearing,

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Speaker 1: It was so fun. No one's like being gross. It's

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Speaker 1: These girls I walked in and there's like a step

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Speaker 1: and repeat, which is um the Hollywood name, the show

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Speaker 1: then you smile again, you step and then you post.

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Speaker 1: for you. So there there step and repeat. That says

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Speaker 1: so people can capture this memory. It's really cute and

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Speaker 1: Her hand is still bleeding there acting like nothing up

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Speaker 1: There's blood everywhere and um, and the photographer is a

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Speaker 1: our way out and I go, Andrew, you have to

423
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,800
Speaker 1: get clarification on this kid's name, so I like force

424
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,360
Speaker 1: him to go up to the kid and go, hey,

425
00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:31,679
Speaker 1: it's my birthday to what's your name? And what is

426
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,880
Speaker 1: the kid? I don't even remember. I can't even say.

427
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,040
Speaker 1: If I said it now, it'd come off probably worse

428
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:43,399
Speaker 1: than Old Renegade. What was the name? Fuck? It was? Oh?

429
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:50,119
Speaker 1: Wait Ohlarian? Oh wait, wait, hold on, hold on, I

430
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,280
Speaker 1: thought you had it. Well, I'm going to text Robin

431
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:55,280
Speaker 1: because I need to know. I know that will get

432
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,200
Speaker 1: it right, because I almost not to write it down

433
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,000
Speaker 1: because it was so weird. It's a name I've never

434
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 1: heard before. Heybin, can you ask Michael what old real

435
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:13,840
Speaker 1: name was? Question Mark? Uh? Well, Andrew and I can't

436
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:18,280
Speaker 1: remember it period. Yeah, olda Garyan or something like that.

437
00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:23,560
Speaker 1: It was literally Old Renegade, Like I was literally trying

438
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,240
Speaker 1: to think of, like right before we asked what Old

439
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 1: Renegade's real name was, I was trying to think of,

440
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:30,280
Speaker 1: like what he could have heard. I was thinking like

441
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 1: maybe Reagan or like, oh it's reaganan gatoray, yeah, like

442
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:40,400
Speaker 1: old Gator. Like they as a man holding up Old Gatorade,

443
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:43,199
Speaker 1: like we like, how could any name be close to

444
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,960
Speaker 1: Old renegade. But guess what the only name that was

445
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:48,360
Speaker 1: It was Olarian or something like that. I will get

446
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,800
Speaker 1: confirmation on the name when Robin texted me back. But

447
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,359
Speaker 1: that was the story of Andrew's birthday. We have so

448
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,439
Speaker 1: much to get to today. I will be interrupting with

449
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:58,480
Speaker 1: more tidbits about his birthday and really annoying him. God,

450
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,199
Speaker 1: you got so mad at me before, like you couldn't

451
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:07,280
Speaker 1: even hide dude, why special day? Okay, yeah I know that,

452
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:10,960
Speaker 1: but I was just all I said was, no, you're not.

453
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 1: He just mouthed, I'm just getting around, which you wouldn't

454
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:19,359
Speaker 1: do if you actually were just getting around you like

455
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:23,160
Speaker 1: hadn mounded off my old I don't mean to upset

456
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 1: you on your birthday. I'm really not trying to. I

457
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 1: was just saying a little slimy. I was making a joke,

458
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 1: like just a little slimy. No, but you asked me

459
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:34,160
Speaker 1: for a story. And then before you get no, slimey

460
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:38,280
Speaker 1: is fine, I like you told it shitty blah blah blah.

461
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,800
Speaker 1: You ruined the whole momentum of a story. And I

462
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,240
Speaker 1: am a good story tellers you are, and next time

463
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,639
Speaker 1: I will save the fact that you ruined the ending

464
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:49,720
Speaker 1: for the ending, and I didn't realize that. And I

465
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:51,640
Speaker 1: don't think you still know what that means, and maybe

466
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 1: neither do I. Let's because his movies are too gruesome

467
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,360
Speaker 1: and bloody for me to watch. Let's get to the news.

468
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:59,880
Speaker 1: You heard it here first, Let's go first. You heard

469
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 1: your first birthday edition? Oh man, this is great. Yeah already, first, folks,

470
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 1: everybody out there is having the swells and having all

471
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 1: the fun. I hope I am. It's my forty one,

472
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,680
Speaker 1: and boy am I having swells? And come and see

473
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:23,679
Speaker 1: I'm no um go when all right? You ready for

474
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:26,399
Speaker 1: this headline? Nick Hell? Yes, all right? Twenty three year

475
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:29,440
Speaker 1: old guy from Florida is the state's youngest jack pop

476
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 1: winner taking million dollar powerball. Whoa he took a one

477
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:38,200
Speaker 1: time fee. You know how you could take a lump

478
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:42,640
Speaker 1: sum only a hundred and sixty million. He wanted all

479
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 1: of it instead of getting it like yeah, some people

480
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:48,120
Speaker 1: like you could get to thirty five, but you would

481
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 1: want to get like five million year or whatever, which

482
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:53,560
Speaker 1: is probably the smarter thing to do because a lot

483
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 1: of people to take the lump sum end up, you know,

484
00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:01,160
Speaker 1: broke with forty hummers. Yeah, like there's like a percentage

485
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,680
Speaker 1: of like jackpot winners that have gone broke that it's

486
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 1: like insanely high. Well, if you're playing the lottery, you're

487
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:10,439
Speaker 1: bad with money, because you know, they say little lottery

488
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 1: is like poor people taxes. You never heard that. Maybe

489
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 1: I'm getting that wrong, but like, if you play the lottery,

490
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 1: it's like, statistically a really dumb thing to do with

491
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 1: your money, just based on odds. If you win, however,

492
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,679
Speaker 1: oh my god, great you you literally you won the

493
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 1: lottery figuratively and literally. But you're someone who, based on

494
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 1: playing the lottery itself, are are bad with money. So

495
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 1: it's kind of like you're giving a bunch of money

496
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 1: to people who already passed the are you bad with money? Test?

497
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 1: Oh you you scratch off tickets you buy? Yeah, but Thomas,

498
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 1: you would be laughing at you. Yeah, twenty three years old.

499
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 1: Just one million dollars that he took it a lump

500
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,919
Speaker 1: sum of one sixties that correct. Yeah, And he's going

501
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 1: to plan on doing higher education now in business or

502
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 1: medical field. So he will not be going broke. I

503
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 1: doubt he will. I mean, it sounds it seems like

504
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:00,560
Speaker 1: he's not well. If he were smart, there's like a

505
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,880
Speaker 1: whole thing that you follow if you win the lottery.

506
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,879
Speaker 1: There's like a um I was reading on Reddit one

507
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 1: day of like you don't tell anyone you accepted anonymously.

508
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:16,359
Speaker 1: You could do it, Oh absolutely, because that's why people.

509
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just so proven that people just get

510
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 1: fucked over by friends coming out of nowhere and needing

511
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 1: money family, you know, twenty three and me, that's just

512
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 1: like your twenty three cousin eight times removed and and me,

513
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 1: I'm his buddy. We need a down payment on this

514
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 1: fucking yacht we just bought. And you're you're his cousins,

515
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 1: so you owe us. Like you just start, you get

516
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:45,440
Speaker 1: you get really bamboozled, and then you either are a

517
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,879
Speaker 1: prior to your family because you won't be generous, or

518
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 1: you decide to give and then you can't stop giving

519
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:55,440
Speaker 1: and you just hemorrhage. There's a lottery curse. Mm hmm.

520
00:27:56,320 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 1: I think it's just the curse soon once. Yeah, like that, well,

521
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: I think that more money, more problems, And like I

522
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 1: do believe that so many illnesses are stress induced and

523
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:15,399
Speaker 1: just guilt induced and like just the emotional baggage we carry.

524
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 1: So something like winning the lottery and having all those

525
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,880
Speaker 1: either having to keep a secret, which is a huge burden,

526
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:26,360
Speaker 1: or having everyone know could end up killing you. Probably

527
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:29,120
Speaker 1: that makes sense. I mean what would you do? Would

528
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,919
Speaker 1: you take the lump sum or would you take it

529
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,879
Speaker 1: over time? I take one six year, take five a

530
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:36,679
Speaker 1: year or yeah, I don't know the exact one sixty

531
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 1: because that's just so much money, Like I don't need

532
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 1: more than I have. My ex boyfriend once told me

533
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 1: all you need is three million dollars, like to be

534
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 1: set for your whole life, because you just if you

535
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 1: reach that point, you uh invest enough of it that

536
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 1: it just keeps earning on itself and you never have

537
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 1: to work again and you can live like a pretty

538
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 1: great life for the rest of your life. Yeah, and um,

539
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 1: what would you do with a hunter sixty million dollars?

540
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 1: I would I would make sure I would give each

541
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 1: of my family members like three, So my sister and

542
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 1: brother in law three, my dad and mom three, um,

543
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 1: three each, Yeah, just like that unless the numbers changed.

544
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 1: But my ex boyfriend, you say three was the one

545
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 1: that would make people set for life. I would give

546
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 1: my friends one, like probably ten of my friends one.

547
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 1: I pull a George Clooney and this is all me

548
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 1: just like off the off the dome right now, I

549
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 1: don't who knows if I really do this. My financial

550
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 1: advice is probably listening. Let me know if you think

551
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 1: this is smart, and then I would. Um, I would

552
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 1: donate ten percent of it for sure. So sixteen mill

553
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 1: that's nothing in the right now you're looking at six

554
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 1: You're you're around like thirty five million you've given away

555
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 1: so far, so you're probably around one and fifteen millions. Um,

556
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 1: oh no no, and then yeah, yeah, yeah, I would

557
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 1: save ten. I would put ten away just for me

558
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 1: and my I would maybe uh, I would get a

559
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 1: house in New York l A, like a nice condo

560
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 1: in New York l a St. Louis and like fully

561
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: furnish it. That would be another like maybe ten, you know, totally,

562
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 1: maybe twenty total if I really went buck wild. Um.

563
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 1: And then animals, like I like get sort of bird

564
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 1: sanctuary or some kind of bird rescue or animal rescue. Yeah,

565
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 1: what about you, Yeah, I'd get at Yeah. People don't

566
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 1: know this about you, but you went through I mean

567
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 1: we kind of talked about it on the show, but

568
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 1: you went through a lot of money in a short

569
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 1: amount of time. I went around two thousand two or

570
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 1: fifty thousand in a matter of days, pretty much just

571
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 1: off of stuff that, like, I don't know, a lot

572
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 1: of trips. Went to Costa Rico, went to Europe, went

573
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 1: you paid men who are giving you compliments? And where

574
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 1: was that? That was in Greece. I paid Italian men

575
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 1: who said my body was nice, and I just started

576
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 1: giving them cash, which it might be even gared in

577
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 1: the story of me helping my friend blow himself. It's close,

578
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 1: but yeah, they said, oh, you have a great body,

579
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,959
Speaker 1: and I go, well, here's thirty bucks. Keep it up. Uh,

580
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 1: and they should have told you to keep it up.

581
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 1: I met and oh, yeah, that's right. Or I took

582
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 1: a girl from Pascy who's from Dawson's Crew. That was

583
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 1: the best story. A girl was talking to Joshua Jackson

584
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 1: at a party that Andrew was at in Greece and

585
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 1: like hitting it off with Pascy, fucking Joshua Jackson at

586
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: least his peak. He looked a little out of shape

587
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 1: at the time, but it wasn't peak pasty because I

588
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 1: think it was after Dawson's Creek, which before he had

589
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 1: got on the marriage. This was two it might be

590
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 1: that was yeah, yeah, and I went in there. So

591
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 1: me and my older brother, you remembered these pub crawls

592
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 1: and you do a pub crawl. So a pub crawls

593
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 1: essentially you go to like different bars and you do

594
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 1: a shot at each bar. It's just you get as

595
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 1: fucked up as possible. So we found out the last

596
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: bar was gonna have a baby pool, so we wore

597
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 1: swimmy's just like fucking peacock and like crazy, we wore

598
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: swimmy snorkel gear, like just knowing because we were gonna

599
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 1: jump in this baby pool. So we see the baby

600
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 1: pool and we were like, holy sh it, this is

601
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 1: our moment. There's Pascy talking to his beautiful girl into

602
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 1: a pout out and uh. We go one to three

603
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 1: and we jump in the pool. And I jumped first,

604
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 1: and my brother jumps after me and lands on my

605
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:32,959
Speaker 1: face on my goggles that I had on for no reason,

606
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 1: and he cuts my eye and I come up and

607
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 1: blood is gushing from my face. The came in ways

608
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 1: and so I'm cushion blood and the girl sees what

609
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 1: we did. This fucking loud, annoying, drunk pieces of ship

610
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 1: blood coming from my face and she came to save

611
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 1: my eye and she got me a wet rag and

612
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 1: put it over my eye, and then we started talking

613
00:32:56,720 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 1: from there, and Pascy was just looking like, who is

614
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 1: this snort? You were like Dawson, you got Joey in

615
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 1: the end. Wait, No, I think Joey ended up with Pascy.

616
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 1: Did she? I don't know. Well, I'm sure this girl

617
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 1: probably likes Pasty more to me at this point. But

618
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 1: I hooked up with her in um and it was

619
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 1: like a hundred and twenty degrees and she had a

620
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 1: huge bush. I just remember, didn't you just say her

621
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 1: full name? Can we take out her first name? But

622
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 1: I think it's funny to leave in this part of

623
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 1: like revealing that he did say her full name before,

624
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 1: and then went on to say a huge bush, good

625
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 1: for her. Yeah you No, I wasn't saying negatively, but

626
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 1: it was very obviously but ad degrees did part of

627
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 1: its singe. That's what I'm saying, Like, I didn't mind

628
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 1: the bush. It was just a lot of bush for

629
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 1: how hotter. I mean, yeah, weather should probably factor in here,

630
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 1: but she was on a trip. We were like living

631
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 1: in like little tents. But anyway, next story, at Las

632
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 1: Vegas trip clubs. Dancers hope to shed pasties as pandemic

633
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 1: rules are ease so they can get back to making

634
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 1: their regular earnings. So they're wearing pasties for COVID. What's

635
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 1: coming out of nipples? You know what. I read the

636
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 1: story and the pasties actually have nothing to do with it,

637
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 1: and and I was all excited because I thought the

638
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: pasties had to do with COVID. But yeah, it was

639
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 1: like a phrase, like a way of them saying, like,

640
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 1: shed the pasties, like shed the regulations that are so

641
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 1: they got to dance six feet away. Okay, there's no

642
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 1: there's no lab dances. It's have fifty percent patrons can

643
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,440
Speaker 1: be in there. Essentially, they're like it's like a bikini bar.

644
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,799
Speaker 1: Now it's empathetic, and they want to do the lap

645
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 1: dances again. They want to like, oh, they've lost so

646
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: much money, like the amount of strippers have gone from

647
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,840
Speaker 1: like two hundred to seventy. They're they're all like destitute

648
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:40,320
Speaker 1: because they can't make a living. But can you imagine

649
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 1: a lap dance from six I mean you're have to

650
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 1: be so, I mean I don't understand lap dances to

651
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,840
Speaker 1: begin with, because I'm just like I was talking to

652
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 1: someone about it recently, and like, so you just like

653
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:52,360
Speaker 1: go home hard? No, you come in your pants like

654
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 1: I do. I don't think that's a normal thing, Andrew.

655
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,879
Speaker 1: But isn't that? I mean, that's not normal to come

656
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:00,359
Speaker 1: in your pants from a lap dance. I mean it's

657
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:02,279
Speaker 1: maybe ten percent of the time it happens. But let's

658
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 1: say that's not That doesn't mean the time a guy's

659
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,800
Speaker 1: just going do do people do guys just leave strip

660
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 1: clubs so hard and like so horny and kind of

661
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 1: like angry. Are there lots of like like parking lot

662
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:17,799
Speaker 1: brawls because of the horny rage that's coming out of

663
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 1: strip clubs? A car accidents a lot of road rage

664
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 1: with their coming steering wheel. But I'm serious, Yeah, yeah, no,

665
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: I mean I used to frequent strip clubs a lot.

666
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 1: I almost became a bouncer at a strip club actually,

667
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 1: but yeah, no, I I don't know. You're like happy

668
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 1: you saw tits and vagina? You're not, like, but are

669
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 1: you like would fuck anything when you walk out of there? Well,

670
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 1: this is the thing in Florida a lot and in Atlanta, girls,

671
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 1: it's a place to hang out, like if you're a

672
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,879
Speaker 1: single lady go to a strip club, right smart, Yeah,

673
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 1: horned up guys that really can't take it out literally

674
00:35:56,120 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 1: or like they can't. Yeah, that's good, like but yeah,

675
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: and I love going to I love horny men. I

676
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 1: think it's so funny because we look dumb, right, you

677
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,760
Speaker 1: guys just look so stupid, and you're just like so

678
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 1: like you're drooling and you're just like you're so dumb.

679
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 1: You're all look like you're like on laughing gas, like

680
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,399
Speaker 1: you're all like drunk, but not in an obnoxious where

681
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,359
Speaker 1: you were you're loud. You're kind of like quiet and

682
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 1: like nervous, but like dumb, And it's so hot. I

683
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 1: love horny men. I think it's one of the most

684
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,799
Speaker 1: attractive things when a man just gets kind of bludgeoned

685
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:34,400
Speaker 1: by uh like intoxicated uh given a lap dance to

686
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 1: a guy like or like a strip tease in bed,

687
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 1: because I think it's a really hot turn on if

688
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 1: a girl like strips away from me in bed. But

689
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 1: it never really had it's hard to bring up, like

690
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 1: have you ever done that? No, but I would do

691
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 1: that totally. I would do like a sexy dance, like

692
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 1: I guess it's never just occurred to me, but yeah,

693
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 1: probably stripped slowly like away from the guy, said then

694
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,839
Speaker 1: it makes him want you because sometimes when tits are

695
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,720
Speaker 1: so close to you, it's like you don't really see

696
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: how like a magic guy like mine looks like an

697
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 1: old like like a biplane. I don't know. I was

698
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,279
Speaker 1: just thinking of like when you blur your eyes. There's

699
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 1: one that had an old like. Try that next time,

700
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: strip like five ft away from the guy and see.

701
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,280
Speaker 1: I bet you it'll turn them on so much. Okay,

702
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 1: I look forward to trying that out. But I do

703
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 1: feel very awkward with like being sexual and like moving

704
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:27,800
Speaker 1: slowly essentially. I mean, actually I don't feel that way

705
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,800
Speaker 1: when I'm like in uh, like when I'm feeling sexy.

706
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 1: Like lately, I've been feeling like very comfortable with my

707
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,759
Speaker 1: like nudity and like sexuality because I like had been

708
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 1: hooking up recently, so it like makes you so much

709
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,480
Speaker 1: more comfortable than when you're not. Like I was talking

710
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: to a friend of mine who's an older woman. Uh

711
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 1: she's like in her I think in her late forties,

712
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 1: like not older than me. Woman looks great. But she

713
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 1: was like, oh, now that I'm like having a fling

714
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:58,680
Speaker 1: with a guy, like I don't care what my body

715
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,959
Speaker 1: looks like in public, Like I can wear whatever I want.

716
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 1: I can like I can dance now. And it's not

717
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 1: because I'm like, Wow, I'm so sexy. It's just like

718
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:09,000
Speaker 1: being naked with someone and being like comfortable in front

719
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 1: of someone and being comfortable with your body because you're

720
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 1: just like being like you just feel comfortable. Like yesterday

721
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 1: I wore a thong bikini at the Spool party. Noah, no,

722
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 1: what a thong? But like, first of all, I only

723
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: have one of these because the wardrobe lady, um Julie

724
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 1: gave me extra swimsuits that the other girls on the

725
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 1: show that are tinier than me and have like better

726
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 1: butts and they're much younger than me, didn't wear. And

727
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:36,399
Speaker 1: yesterday there's a thong bikini. And I was just like,

728
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 1: my my ass is my number one like insecurity because

729
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 1: it's it's just like flat and doesn't have like a

730
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 1: like really defined cheek. But then I was like, am

731
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 1: I don't like if am I gonna walk around the

732
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:52,919
Speaker 1: pool and someone's gonna see my ass and like make

733
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 1: fun of it? Or is that going to ruin someone's day?

734
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:56,720
Speaker 1: Or am I going to make the world a worse place.

735
00:38:56,719 --> 00:39:00,879
Speaker 1: It's like, know who the funks? If you're confident in it,

736
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 1: I mean you're I think, like living on an island.

737
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 1: It's not weird to being like we're in bikinis. Like

738
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,320
Speaker 1: if you're in New York and you're showing a bikini photo,

739
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 1: it's like we like look at her. It's like, no,

740
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,480
Speaker 1: this is the way we live down where I am. People.

741
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 1: Now you know that in the summer, Like in the spring,

742
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,359
Speaker 1: you start getting used to summer and you like we're

743
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 1: tanked up and you're like back, and then August you're

744
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 1: like I can wear like a sun dressed to church

745
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,759
Speaker 1: and like not feel like a who are because you

746
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 1: just get used to like skin, So when you're in

747
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 1: a tropical climate, like it doesn't feel like you're being naughty.

748
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:36,359
Speaker 1: It's just like this is what comfortable is. And if

749
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,880
Speaker 1: you're looking up like it just makes you more sexual

750
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,919
Speaker 1: and like makes you more um. At least it makes

751
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 1: me more comfortable with my body. I think it's awesome

752
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:46,439
Speaker 1: how comfortable you've been with your in Like I think

753
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 1: also with the show, like the outfits that they have

754
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 1: you in and stuff like I don't know It's just

755
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 1: awesome to see how confident you are within yourself and

756
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:58,439
Speaker 1: feel I feel like, yeah, I look like thirty six

757
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 1: about to be thirty seven year old woman who is

758
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:02,719
Speaker 1: in stuff like I'm not trying to be younger than

759
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:04,400
Speaker 1: I am, even though that some suit was made for

760
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,759
Speaker 1: a much younger girl. Like, I just feel like I

761
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 1: just look like what I look like, and like if

762
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 1: it isn't as good as another girl's body, like I don't,

763
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:13,439
Speaker 1: it just doesn't matter. I just want to like look

764
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 1: fun and cute and like feel good myself. And I

765
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 1: know that's all cliche, but I'm really starting to understand it,

766
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 1: and I'll go back to normal once we go back

767
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,399
Speaker 1: to St. Louis. Okay, do we have time for why?

768
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 1: Why do you care? Yeah? We do. Why do I care? Okay?

769
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,799
Speaker 1: What do I care? What is it today? Yeah? I

770
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 1: think you're going to care about this woman before I

771
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 1: even read the whole headline. Taylor Swift breaks record held

772
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 1: by the Beatles for fifty four years. Taylor has topped

773
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 1: the FAB four by making chart history with the rerelease

774
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 1: of Fearless. She has three number one albums, Fearless, Folklore,

775
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 1: and Evermore in one year or in the same and

776
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 1: that's in two fifty nine days. Wow. The Beatles hit

777
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: number one with three albums in a row, but it

778
00:40:56,239 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 1: took them three hundred sixty days. Wow wow, well just

779
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 1: under a year for them. I mean, this doesn't surprise me.

780
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 1: She is prolific. The fact that she redid Fearless, which

781
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 1: was her second album I think second maybe three. I

782
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 1: don't really know Taylor pre read like the history of

783
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 1: Taylor so much. Uh sorry all Swifties out there, but

784
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 1: um yeah, I'm I'm actually getting to experience this album

785
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 1: for the first time as a Taylor Swift fan because

786
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 1: I didn't really dig into it that far um before,

787
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 1: because it was just pre when I fell in love

788
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:33,320
Speaker 1: with her. And so this she rerecorded all these songs

789
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 1: and they they're just like they're all written by her

790
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 1: when she was seventeen. I mean, I just recently started

791
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,720
Speaker 1: like writing like poems and lyrics and stuff, like literally

792
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 1: just recently like putting myself out there in that way

793
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 1: of like being kind of saccharin and like overly sentimental,

794
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 1: and it's just very awkward for me. Can you imagine

795
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 1: things you did when you were seventeen still standing the

796
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 1: test of time, and then rerecording those and being proud

797
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 1: of them. It's it did incredible how good she was

798
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:03,879
Speaker 1: it is wild. There is something about being seventeen, though,

799
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 1: and not second guessing every single decision that you make.

800
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: Like I feel like sometimes the older I get, the

801
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 1: more cynical. The more cynical I get, so like to

802
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 1: be sentimental is probably easier when I was sixteen. I

803
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 1: mean I was writing she hits to bottle my poetry

804
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:19,440
Speaker 1: back then, you know what I mean? Like I was

805
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 1: writing poems back then and being probably more uh free

806
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 1: with your feeling, yeah than I am now. Yeah, I

807
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 1: just um but yeah, no, it's beautiful that she was

808
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 1: able to rerelease it. She also it was big fuck

809
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:37,399
Speaker 1: you too, and she got all the same musicians all

810
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 1: the and she took every line by line so that

811
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 1: it sounds as close to the original as possible, which

812
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 1: I really respect. Is like someone who does stand a

813
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:48,319
Speaker 1: lot of those originals, like fifteen you Belong with Me

814
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 1: the Best Day. Those are my favorite songs off that album,

815
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,840
Speaker 1: and they sound exactly the same. But there's just a

816
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:58,880
Speaker 1: maturity to her voice that is, uh that that I

817
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 1: relate to more in like the seventeen year old version.

818
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 1: It's just amazing and and that's why, Yeah, I care

819
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 1: a lot anything Taylor Swift. I realized now, I just

820
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 1: had a dream last night about Taylor Swift again where

821
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:13,239
Speaker 1: it could have been Taylor Swift. Oh my god, if

822
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 1: she had a hot dog, I'd be disappointed and nurse.

823
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 1: To be honest with you, I feel like, yeah, there

824
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:20,360
Speaker 1: we go. That's better. All right, let's get into our segment.

825
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Speaker 1: Listener mail, this is where we hear from you, the listener,

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Speaker 1: whether you right into the show um at the Nicky

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Speaker 1: Glazer Podcast at Gmail, or you can write us a

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Speaker 1: picking up so many new followers on there, thank you

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Speaker 1: so much. It is a private accounts you have to

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Speaker 1: request access and we put out exclusive content on there,

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Speaker 1: um made just for you, guys with you, and we

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Speaker 1: started a TikTok Andrew did it for us yesterday. Our

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Speaker 1: first video or two days ago. Our first video is up.

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Speaker 1: Um it's us dancing to whop. It's not the whop

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Speaker 1: dance of TikTok. But if you have any ideas for

837
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Speaker 1: us to do fun TikTok things that won't require us,

838
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 1: like learning a dance over seven hours. Send them our

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00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 1: away any like kind of fun TikTok quizzes or games

840
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 1: or I don't even know, um but I'm a little

841
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 1: too busy to be on TikTok and it sucks my

842
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 1: life away, but happy to contribute to sucking yours away.

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Speaker 1: I can't have it on my phone. It's the only

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Speaker 1: thing I am Okay listener mail, Dear Nikki, my love

845
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 1: for My love for you definitely leveled up when you

846
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,439
Speaker 1: said you love birds. When you said your favorite gift

847
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 1: you ever got was your parent named Kiwi, I got

848
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 1: so excited because I also have a parent named Kiwi.

849
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:29,839
Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of people have a misconception

850
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 1: that burns aren't quote unquote good pets, or that they're

851
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 1: not affectionate. So thanks for getting the word out about

852
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 1: how amazing they are. I do have to call it.

853
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 1: Andrew about his comment that birds can't cuddle. I attached

854
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 1: some photos of Kiwi cuddling me as proof. To be fair,

855
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:44,880
Speaker 1: she has no arms, so her version of cuddling me

856
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: is squishing her tiny nugget body into my neck as

857
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 1: hard as she can. What a sweetie. This is an

858
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 1: adorable picture. Of Julia from Seattle cuddling with Kiwi. She said,

859
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,399
Speaker 1: keep up the amazing work. The three of you brings

860
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,800
Speaker 1: so much joy to my work. Weeks. All this email

861
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 1: has already run too long for me. You to go

862
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 1: into more detail, but there are so many tangents you

863
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,800
Speaker 1: guys have gone on that have made me had me

864
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 1: absolutely cracking up. Julia, thank you, wishing you all the swells.

865
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 1: Julia from Seattle, thank you so much. Julia, Kiwi is

866
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 1: so cute. I just want to stress that birds are

867
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,800
Speaker 1: great pets. Please try to rescue a bird because um,

868
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 1: we don't want to contribute to people breeding birds that

869
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 1: you know are stolen from their nests and brought to

870
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:25,400
Speaker 1: America and smuggled. So make sure you always get a

871
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,279
Speaker 1: bird that is either like off Craigslist someone like can't

872
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 1: take care of it anymore, or you go to a

873
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 1: bird rescue, but do not buy a bird from a

874
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 1: breeder or from pet smart or anything like that. Julia,

875
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,440
Speaker 1: thank you so much. I love you, and I love Kiwi.

876
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,319
Speaker 1: And doesn't that look sweet? Andrew? What do you think

877
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 1: about that? It? Does? You know? I mean my thing

878
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 1: was a bird couldn't lay on its side, So you

879
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 1: couldn't spoon a bird, which that was my big thing.

880
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 1: But I anyone out there has a pet eagle, a

881
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:58,319
Speaker 1: gigantic buzzard, a seven foot wingspan that is laying on

882
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:01,719
Speaker 1: its side and spooning their owner, please said it it?

883
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:05,280
Speaker 1: I mean, look, there may be a nostrich I think

884
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:09,319
Speaker 1: could possibly lay on its side. If I'm just saying,

885
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 1: show me one bird on its side. That birds do

886
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 1: lay on their sides, but I don't think it's comfortable

887
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 1: for them, and I don't I think the spooning part

888
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 1: is the one that I have a more of a

889
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,280
Speaker 1: problem with. Do you want to read the next question?

890
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 1: Next question? This is from Stewart. Uh the woman, the

891
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 1: woman asking for help that dropped her large brass eyes

892
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 1: was kind of agreed the size was insulary to the problem.

893
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 1: Um ancillary. Okay, wait, I don't remember this one. Noah,

894
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:39,959
Speaker 1: can you refresh my memory about the woman who're talking

895
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 1: and remembers, Yeah, and she she couldn't. She was wondering

896
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:51,439
Speaker 1: why her boyfriend doesn't suck on them, and she asked, yes,

897
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,320
Speaker 1: I'm picking up my skin and it stopped me and

898
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:57,399
Speaker 1: oh my god, I always picked this thing open. It's

899
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:59,760
Speaker 1: like a weird thing that I have on my knee

900
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,799
Speaker 1: and if it's bloody, you know that I'm going through

901
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 1: stress and I've picked it up. What do you mean, Well,

902
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:13,839
Speaker 1: I'm just go you know, the show ending, things ending. Yeah,

903
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:18,839
Speaker 1: I know. It's the best place ever. I really feel

904
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 1: happy right now. I'm actually not sad or stressed right

905
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 1: now at all. Um, even though, yeah, because it just

906
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:26,840
Speaker 1: feels so good to pick it off and now I

907
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 1: feel better now I'm not bleeding it. Um okay, yes,

908
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 1: you're right, like mentioned the thing is like, I think

909
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 1: it was pertinent to the email to mention she had

910
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 1: de breas because we might have been like, well, maybe

911
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 1: he doesn't like the size of your boobs or maybe

912
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:42,680
Speaker 1: like he doesn't think you want to draw attention to

913
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:44,840
Speaker 1: them because they're smaller. So to say that their d

914
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 1: S was to like provide information that would help us

915
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: come to a maybe possible reason why the guy didn't

916
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 1: like him. So I will I will say, Stuart, you

917
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 1: are incorrect, it is not but but great question, and

918
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 1: um yeah, very well could have been. It was if

919
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 1: they were ease maybe all right, next, I think guys

920
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: just hear ds and are like double ds. Though, boy,

921
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. It really gets you going.

922
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 1: Triple DS doesn't even do it. I think it's the

923
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 1: literation of double DS. Guys just like start foaming at

924
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:28,840
Speaker 1: the mouth. Is it weird that you guys are like babies?

925
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:31,920
Speaker 1: Whenever you like, whenever a guy has like sucked my tits,

926
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 1: I always like, I'm like, this is so edible. I

927
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 1: like that get to a point where it does feel

928
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:42,920
Speaker 1: like a baby or is there like a certain amount

929
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 1: of time that like, well, sometimes I feel like I

930
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 1: just missed their face, Like I really like kissing during

931
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 1: like other stuff, so like I just want their face

932
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 1: back up in my face. But do you enjoy a

933
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 1: guy sucking on your do? It's different for everyone, and

934
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 1: some women love it, Like I have a friend who

935
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: like would like it for hours and like it's what

936
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:07,840
Speaker 1: she likes more than anything. She just wanted to be

937
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 1: a mother. I think, I mean that's what I do.

938
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,760
Speaker 1: You like when your nipples are sucked on? D I

939
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 1: love it? Did for how long? I don't you know,

940
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:19,239
Speaker 1: I've never been with a guy who like sucks them

941
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 1: for an extended amount of time, but I wouldn't mind it.

942
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,879
Speaker 1: And I tried to really disconnect the whole baby thing

943
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 1: from it? Yeah, but does it sometimes pop up where

944
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 1: you're like, he does look like a baby, and this

945
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 1: might be at it never comes up. Girls, everyone listening

946
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 1: now think about it. Next, set your guys down there

947
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 1: and just like cradle his head and start singing him

948
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 1: rock a Bye baby eagle. Wait wait wait wait? What

949
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:49,760
Speaker 1: about nibbling on the nipple. It's fine, no, but like

950
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 1: like soft no yeah, no, no biting them off. I

951
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 1: don't mind it, Like sometimes it does hurt and you're like, ah,

952
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 1: but like I don't know. It's what about when we

953
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 1: try to put the whole kit in our mouth? Is

954
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 1: that too much? Is that's like us trying to fit

955
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 1: your whole ball sack in our mouth? Like some people

956
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:09,360
Speaker 1: like it? Um? I kind of yeah. I don't know

957
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:12,919
Speaker 1: a guy. As a guy, I always feel weird, like

958
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 1: being sugging the tids for an extent because I just

959
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:17,840
Speaker 1: feel like she's like, just get to my pussy already,

960
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 1: Like what do you know? I mean, why don't you

961
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,720
Speaker 1: just finger her? Why you do it? No? Yeah, that's true.

962
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 1: I just would rather your face, like, no one do

963
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 1: you relate to wanting them to be kissing you while

964
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:30,799
Speaker 1: you're like it's funny that it's funny that Andrews like, oh,

965
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 1: they just want us to get down to their pussy.

966
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 1: But I don't think so like that now. I don't

967
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:36,959
Speaker 1: think like I want to keep yours down there, keep

968
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 1: your face up here. I like I need to kiss

969
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:44,399
Speaker 1: while I'm like about to do the thing. I love

970
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 1: about to have the thing, Like as soon as I'm

971
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 1: like it's approaching, like okay, this is finishing up for me,

972
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:52,239
Speaker 1: you need to come back up and like kiss my

973
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:54,760
Speaker 1: face because I kind of like to like that that's

974
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 1: just but that's not every woman. I don't think some

975
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,799
Speaker 1: girls can just if I can't. Ever, I need like

976
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 1: help with it and like permission. So I need the

977
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 1: person right there being like you you can do it now,

978
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 1: or like you must you know. And I'm not like

979
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:09,399
Speaker 1: down there, I feel like two removed. I'm like, come

980
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 1: back up and hang out with me. Ok final letter. Okay, besties,

981
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 1: this is from Justin. Hey, y'all, thank you both and

982
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 1: everyone who works on the show for this podcast. I've

983
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:22,759
Speaker 1: been a fan of Nikki's for a few years and

984
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 1: randomly found the show after watching her on Conan. I

985
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 1: live in Texas, right now COVID. But I'm normally in

986
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:29,400
Speaker 1: New York, so my social life has been non existent.

987
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:31,239
Speaker 1: I work from home and I've never met my co

988
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 1: workers because I started this job during the pandemic. I

989
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:35,879
Speaker 1: listened to the show while at work, and it's been fun.

990
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 1: I feel like we are all working together and exchanging

991
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:41,279
Speaker 1: some kind of fun banter you'd normally share during the day. Also,

992
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 1: I grew up in Dallas and was a huge kid

993
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 1: critic r I P fan, and this reminds me of

994
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 1: that same vibe. I feel like I was on the

995
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 1: kid Cratic Show at some point when I was in Dallas.

996
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:53,280
Speaker 1: Thanks for being my friends, l m AO. I realized

997
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:55,279
Speaker 1: how sad that sounds during this time. Can't wait for

998
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 1: when y'all start the video. Dude, we totally feel it.

999
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 1: I don't know who's a kid? Was he a radio guy? Yeah,

1000
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:04,000
Speaker 1: he's gone now, but I want to google him? Uh

1001
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:07,400
Speaker 1: Noah said She googled him to me before we started

1002
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:09,799
Speaker 1: the show and said that he was um like he's

1003
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 1: well loved. We do get that message alat though, where

1004
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, I just feel like I'm hanging out

1005
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:16,520
Speaker 1: with our with my best friends are just hanging out

1006
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 1: with friends, like having a conversation, and I don't know,

1007
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 1: that's that seems awesome, Like that's all I would want

1008
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,279
Speaker 1: from a show. That's what I wanted to create because

1009
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 1: I felt that way with the shows that I used

1010
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 1: to love, Like the podcast that would make me the

1011
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 1: happiest that I based this on is never not funny

1012
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:37,680
Speaker 1: Walking the Room, um, which is a podcast that isn't

1013
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 1: around anymore, um, you know, different, like the Adam Corolla

1014
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:43,360
Speaker 1: show that I used to listen to one of my

1015
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,320
Speaker 1: drives to work in like two thousands six when I

1016
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:49,839
Speaker 1: was living in Los Angeles. Howard Stern obviously like, just yeah,

1017
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 1: like you, you you could sit down and join us, and

1018
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:53,920
Speaker 1: you if we ran into you in public, justin you

1019
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,400
Speaker 1: could sit down and like fit right in. We wouldn't

1020
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,880
Speaker 1: need to like we It wouldn't be awkward. And I

1021
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 1: feel that way for everyone who since regularly, so I'm

1022
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,880
Speaker 1: glad you're feeling that vibe too, because I feel it

1023
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:06,440
Speaker 1: so much, Like that message doesn't surprise me or make

1024
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 1: me cringe at all. Like you said, oh my god,

1025
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 1: I realize how sad that sounds to me. That doesn't

1026
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,759
Speaker 1: sounds ad at all, and that is how I feel

1027
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:16,880
Speaker 1: about our fans. I feel like they're my fans. We

1028
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 1: go away from or we tried to as hard as

1029
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 1: we can. People want to hang out with you. I

1030
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 1: want to promise the fans will never I will never

1031
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 1: lie to you. I honestly like, if I don't want

1032
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 1: to tell you something, I just won't tell it to you.

1033
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 1: But I'm never gonna like fake something or lie to

1034
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 1: you or because I just I don't lie in general. Um, alright,

1035
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 1: try not to um, but you can just trust us

1036
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:43,880
Speaker 1: like friends. And if I don't want you guys to

1037
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:45,799
Speaker 1: know in some information, I'll tell you that I don't

1038
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:46,839
Speaker 1: want you to know it. You know what I mean,

1039
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 1: I won't lie to you about it. Final thought, Andrew,

1040
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:55,080
Speaker 1: what are some How do you feel about your birthday today? Uh?

1041
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:59,840
Speaker 1: Here in the Caymans? Do you sorry in Cayman Island?

1042
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 1: Do you want to extend our our stay here? Possibly

1043
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:07,680
Speaker 1: two more weeks? How does that sit with you? Um?

1044
00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:09,920
Speaker 1: A lot of a lot of different. I didn't even

1045
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:11,879
Speaker 1: think of that. I mean, I mentioned it last dinner.

1046
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 1: I think, um, part of me wants to get home,

1047
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 1: get back, just because I don't there's no real you

1048
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:22,359
Speaker 1: know when you don't want to get your da ub

1049
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 1: Oh No, I definitely want to hook up with the

1050
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:27,759
Speaker 1: girl that I was talking to when I was there.

1051
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:30,440
Speaker 1: I mean I definitely miss holding her and being by

1052
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:32,839
Speaker 1: her side and cuddling her like an eagle and just

1053
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 1: being there for Um, I know that would be probably

1054
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:40,360
Speaker 1: the main reason why I want to get back to St. Louis.

1055
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:44,160
Speaker 1: There's no other real reason, honestly, Okay, so I'm glad

1056
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:47,279
Speaker 1: we followed up on that. Yeah, I mean, like I

1057
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 1: kind of want to get back. I mean, no real reason.

1058
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:52,279
Speaker 1: I'm like, you mean only one reason? Well, I'm saying

1059
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:56,359
Speaker 1: other than other you missed Toasted Ravioli's and the St.

1060
00:54:56,400 --> 00:55:00,000
Speaker 1: Louis Blues. Yeah, I miss a Cardinal game, you know,

1061
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,800
Speaker 1: know the things that we haven't even been do yet.

1062
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:06,400
Speaker 1: I just think like getting back to somewhat a normalcy.

1063
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:12,920
Speaker 1: I think like living here, we're kind of avoiding reality. However,

1064
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,840
Speaker 1: this is our reality, so that's not a way to

1065
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:17,680
Speaker 1: look at it. And the reality that we're avoiding is

1066
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:20,759
Speaker 1: not the reality either. It's COVID and it's like why

1067
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 1: not wait because that it won't be around forever. Um,

1068
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:31,680
Speaker 1: I am looking into just like maybe, uh, staying I

1069
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 1: don't know here at this hotel. I mean, I guess, yeah,

1070
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:40,239
Speaker 1: I mean it is great. I just don't want to

1071
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:42,280
Speaker 1: go back to mask. God, I wish I could invite

1072
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:45,640
Speaker 1: her down here. But yeah, I mean that's the that's

1073
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:48,919
Speaker 1: the literally the because like you know, we were gone

1074
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 1: for quite a while and when you extend, be like, oh,

1075
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 1: I'm going to be there, and you kind of counted down.

1076
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:57,400
Speaker 1: There's nothing worse than a countdown to see someone and

1077
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 1: then you go, by the way, it's two more weeks.

1078
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:05,080
Speaker 1: Just count down. Actually, like sex is obviously it's a

1079
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:09,239
Speaker 1: very like appealing thing. I would probably if I had

1080
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:12,440
Speaker 1: sex was the one I loved, or like if I

1081
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 1: had sex with the one I cared about waiting for

1082
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:17,719
Speaker 1: me back in St. Louis, I would be back there.

1083
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,040
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have even finished the show that I was

1084
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 1: working on. Well, now you're making me seem like a

1085
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:24,839
Speaker 1: real piece of ship. Now now, I mean, like it's

1086
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 1: such fly back on Wednesday, and you say, I mean

1087
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:30,040
Speaker 1: that's a very big possibility. I mean you could do that.

1088
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 1: We could to continue the show remotely. But but no,

1089
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:35,719
Speaker 1: I would probably stay. I I yeah, I just I

1090
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,080
Speaker 1: wish I could have. It's just like we are in

1091
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:44,080
Speaker 1: paradise with no reason to go back except to so

1092
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:48,359
Speaker 1: that you can have sex with pat talking to I

1093
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:54,040
Speaker 1: love that it's gone from girlfriend to talking to happy birthday.

1094
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:55,799
Speaker 1: First of all, I don't want to share this with

1095
00:56:55,840 --> 00:57:00,520
Speaker 1: the listeners. However, it wasn't it's not. We just haven't

1096
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:02,799
Speaker 1: had a discussion. Yes, no, no, no. It makes something

1097
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,160
Speaker 1: on her side and my side. I could call her

1098
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:07,359
Speaker 1: more than that, but I don't know if she even

1099
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:10,320
Speaker 1: wants that without me officially doing Yes, I'm just kidding,

1100
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:12,240
Speaker 1: but I do love when guys are like I'm talking

1101
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:14,440
Speaker 1: to someone Like. I never want to be a girl

1102
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:16,320
Speaker 1: that a guy is talking to it unless we're legit

1103
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:18,960
Speaker 1: just talking like texting and like waiting to put up.

1104
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 1: But yeah, but if I'm having sex with someone, you're

1105
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 1: not allowed to say you're talking to me, and in fact,

1106
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 1: I will stop talking to you if you say you're

1107
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:28,080
Speaker 1: talking to me. It's interesting because I think she wants

1108
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:30,280
Speaker 1: to feel like she's talking to me. Still, yeah, she

1109
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:34,080
Speaker 1: might be a little bit more more apprehensive than you are,

1110
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 1: which is not the normal girl thing. But I kind

1111
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:39,320
Speaker 1: of I really respect it. Actually, the best is when

1112
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 1: we hook up and she leaves that one in the

1113
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:44,200
Speaker 1: morning because she says, my bed is uncomfortable. Yeah, I

1114
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:46,920
Speaker 1: mean the best I love. Number one way to get

1115
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:50,479
Speaker 1: a guy to like you is to act like a guy. Yeah,

1116
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 1: have sex and get that he just leave because they're

1117
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 1: just like wait what I usually do this to you

1118
00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 1: And they're like, no, your bed is worthless and I'd

1119
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:01,000
Speaker 1: rather be alone right now. I don't to cuddle. I mean,

1120
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:04,640
Speaker 1: what a good move, such a strong move. And she's

1121
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:07,200
Speaker 1: not in her mind. She's whispering to you. It sounds

1122
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:12,000
Speaker 1: like she's awesome. Well, happy birthday, Andrew. We're gonna have

1123
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:13,400
Speaker 1: a good day to day. We're gonna have a great

1124
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:15,840
Speaker 1: week birthday week. Just kidding. I'm only giving you the day.

1125
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 1: Your hour at best. I think you're leaving lunch at

1126
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,560
Speaker 1: one or something. No, I got, I got. I canceled

1127
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:27,360
Speaker 1: my plan so I could stay. You made it earlier. Yeah, um,

1128
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:31,640
Speaker 1: happy birthday. Thank you, and thank you for dinner last night,

1129
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:34,760
Speaker 1: and thank you for being a good friend. And let's

1130
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:41,400
Speaker 1: go down at the gift shop unless they're really overpriced,

1131
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:44,360
Speaker 1: or we go get an iPhone twelve or something. I

1132
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:47,080
Speaker 1: would never buy you a fucking iPhone twelve. Are you

1133
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:50,040
Speaker 1: kidding me? See that I resent that you think I

1134
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:55,080
Speaker 1: would ever buy you a thousand dollar phone? Well, Amica,

1135
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:58,120
Speaker 1: keep dreaming. Go back to bed. How did you sleep?

1136
00:58:58,320 --> 00:58:59,960
Speaker 1: Talk to you guys tomorrow, See you on the podcast.

1137
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:02,560
Speaker 1: To send Andrew a happy part, we do a jackpot

1138
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:08,960
Speaker 1: for my birthday. Yeah, here's the birthday jacko