WEBVTT - How do you clean up an oil spill?

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<v Speaker 1>Brought to you by the reinvented two thousand twelve Camray.

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<v Speaker 1>It's ready. Are you welcome to stuff you should know

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<v Speaker 1>from House Stuff Works dot Com? Hey, and welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast. I'm Josh Clark. Charles W. Chuck Bryant is

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<v Speaker 1>seated across from me, sorting through papers, taking a last

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<v Speaker 1>second look at the information. His sponge like brain is

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<v Speaker 1>absorbing like an an absorbent might soak up oil floating

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<v Speaker 1>on top of the Gulf of Mexico. Did you plan that?

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<v Speaker 1>I know I'm getting too good at this. I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>the Robert Yuruke of podcasting. I'm just an old probe

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<v Speaker 1>by now. I think it's like the third or fourth

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<v Speaker 1>time we've said Robert York in the show. Has it

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<v Speaker 1>ever been recorded before? What? Robert? Robert? Yeah? Okay, recorded

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<v Speaker 1>and release, my friend. This podcast is going to bum

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<v Speaker 1>people out, especially if you have any hardness for the environment.

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<v Speaker 1>Pelicans sand Trump trimpers. This is the local economy we've

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<v Speaker 1>been We probably should have done this weeks ago, but

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<v Speaker 1>we took our time getting around to it because Josh

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<v Speaker 1>was a being all Japanese so oil spills. It's high

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<v Speaker 1>time we tackled this it's high tide or oil spill

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<v Speaker 1>clean up? Brother? Yeah. Um, I actually wrote an article

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<v Speaker 1>about it. Back in two thousand and six there was

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<v Speaker 1>a spill in San Francisco Bay and UM our boss

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<v Speaker 1>was like, hey, go write something on this right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, okay, So I wrote it and um

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<v Speaker 1>I was happy to see that pretty much nothing's changed

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<v Speaker 1>since the then in four years, the technology hasn't advanced,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're actually using some really primitive techniques. No kidding,

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<v Speaker 1>but check. Let's let's first start by talking about how

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<v Speaker 1>the Gulf um oil spill started in the first place,

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<v Speaker 1>right the deep water horizon and oil rig in the

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<v Speaker 1>Gulf of Mexico. Yeah, this is claud Did they call

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<v Speaker 1>this a spill? I guess they're calling a spill, aren't they. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I think anytime it's introduced to yeah, water, it's a spill,

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<v Speaker 1>because I generally even think it has to be water.

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<v Speaker 1>I think oil gets out of whatever containment system is

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be holding it. It's a spill. So my

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<v Speaker 1>old Plymouth Valiant that I had in Los Angeles all

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<v Speaker 1>over my driveway, I'll bet I got charged for that

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<v Speaker 1>by my renter or by my ails. Always oil spots.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like ten bucks apiece. It's a wear and tear.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I said. You know something cool I just

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<v Speaker 1>thought of too. When you google earth my house, you

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<v Speaker 1>could see my car, my driveway, my l a house,

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<v Speaker 1>and the oil spill. Can you really that's crazy? Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>you can also google Earth the oil spill in the

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<v Speaker 1>gulf right now as far as I know, Yeah, all

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<v Speaker 1>those pictures that are coming out are just awful. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We sent out UM you know, we have a Facebook page,

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<v Speaker 1>stuff you should Know page, and we posted and tweeted

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<v Speaker 1>on our Twitter account to UM a link to this

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<v Speaker 1>PBS blog that had a live feed video of the

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<v Speaker 1>oil under the Gulf of Mexico a mile down right.

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<v Speaker 1>Was the most depressing thing I've ever seen. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>shooting out plumes of oil and there's a really big discussion. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>the deepwater horizon exploded. The BP was capping a well

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<v Speaker 1>to come back and drill later because I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>go start another drill or another well UM by March

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<v Speaker 1>and they were running behind. From what I understand, it's

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<v Speaker 1>starting to emerge that their May year have been something

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<v Speaker 1>of a rush job and capping this well. Some UM

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<v Speaker 1>gas built up in the in the well, it exploded

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<v Speaker 1>in this pipe that went from the rig to the well.

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<v Speaker 1>Cap UH killed eleven people, and UM sunk the rig,

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<v Speaker 1>burst the pipe in at least three places, and now

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<v Speaker 1>we have these plumes that are plumes of oil that

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<v Speaker 1>are being introduced into the Gulf of Mexico. At first

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<v Speaker 1>they thought it was what a thousand barrels a day? Right, Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>thousand barrels a day. VPS numbers aren't quite lining up

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<v Speaker 1>with the numbers from the experts. No, and the government said, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to figure this ourselves, but we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>use a an equation that is specifically recommended to not

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<v Speaker 1>be used for calculating oil released underwater. Not recommended by

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<v Speaker 1>oil oil companies, are not recommended by experts. So they

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<v Speaker 1>came up with five thousand barrels a day. Some experts,

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<v Speaker 1>like some people who know UM, have said it's probably

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<v Speaker 1>about four or five times that. So what we're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about is as much as twenty five thousand barrels, and

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<v Speaker 1>there's forty two gallons in a barrel, twenty five thousand

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<v Speaker 1>barrels a day. If that's the case, then as of

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<v Speaker 1>this podcast, recording the Gulf oil spill, the BP golf

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<v Speaker 1>oil spill it's going on right now, has released the

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<v Speaker 1>amount the Exxon Valds dropped eight times over w Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well they just actually on seen in just released like

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<v Speaker 1>two hours ago. They they're officially calling it the worst

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<v Speaker 1>oil spill in US history, in US history, But it's

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<v Speaker 1>not the worst ever, is the Chuckers. No. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if you have different info, but um nine Persian

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<v Speaker 1>Gulf War, two hundred and forty million gallons off the

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<v Speaker 1>coast of Saudi Arabia, Is that what you got? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>And right now we've got about eighty eight million. If

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<v Speaker 1>it's twenty five thousand barrels a day, we've read about

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<v Speaker 1>eighty eight million. It's two hundred forty million barrels gallons,

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<v Speaker 1>forty million gallons. That's enormous. I don't think we'll ever

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<v Speaker 1>top that. Yeah, And the Valdez was eleven million gallons. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And the second worst spill also took place in the

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<v Speaker 1>Gulf of Mexico, but it was off the coast of Mexico,

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<v Speaker 1>right right, And that one was I think like a

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and forty million gallons something like that. I think

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<v Speaker 1>so a hundred and forty million gallons. It was the

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<v Speaker 1>Ish talk one talk I know x in in uh

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<v Speaker 1>Mexican dialect as tech maybe is wach What are you

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<v Speaker 1>talking about? Something like that like wahaka. You're right, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's an accent there. So it's the talk one. Somebody

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<v Speaker 1>will let us know, won't they. That took place from

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<v Speaker 1>June of ninety February of ninety. It just kept going

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<v Speaker 1>and that was a hundred and forty million gallons. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>I got three more stats. If we're doing stats and

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<v Speaker 1>people are taking shots, every one hundred every year, one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred million US gallons of oil spill every year, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>is what they say. There's there's stat number one. Um

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<v Speaker 1>the United States uses seven hundred and ten million gallons

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<v Speaker 1>of oil per day, and in fact, every twenty two minutes, Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>the US uses up what was spilled in the Exxon

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<v Speaker 1>Valdes spill every twenty two minutes. I know, isn't that weird?

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<v Speaker 1>It's weird, it's disturbing, but that also accounts for why

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<v Speaker 1>um oil spills are so massive. It's actually kind of

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<v Speaker 1>wondrous that more oil doesn't spill. Right. Apparently the um

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<v Speaker 1>U s Coast Guard reported that after the Exxon Valdi's accident,

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<v Speaker 1>there was a lot of like tightening and restrictions. It

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<v Speaker 1>was just such a very public accident, and it happened

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<v Speaker 1>in the US, so it mattered, you know. UM, So

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<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden, there's all this these restrictions on

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<v Speaker 1>UM tanker design, like you need to have double holes UM,

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<v Speaker 1>and then other regulations that that made restrictions tighter. And

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<v Speaker 1>I think UM spillage dropped by like fifty eight percent

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<v Speaker 1>between and two thousand four. Yeah. You know, Maddie Frederick

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<v Speaker 1>of coolest stuff on the planet. Have you ever seen

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<v Speaker 1>his Facebook stuff? No, he's just like you need a

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook friendom. Personally, he's like the liberal crusader of all times.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like four times a day he sends out. I

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<v Speaker 1>bet you didn't know this. He came by the other

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<v Speaker 1>day and told me about a basically every country in

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<v Speaker 1>the world that does off short drilling has this process

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<v Speaker 1>in place that UM, when there's a situation like just happened,

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<v Speaker 1>an implosion happens, is triggered immediately to implode and seal

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<v Speaker 1>everything up at the source. And he said, the US

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<v Speaker 1>is the only country that, huh, recently and like several

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<v Speaker 1>years ago, said oh, we don't need this because it

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<v Speaker 1>costs a lot of money. We're the only country that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty cool, Well, we're the only country with our minerals

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<v Speaker 1>Management Service, which apparently had has had a pretty cozy

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<v Speaker 1>relationship with energy companies, right, m yeah, if you think

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<v Speaker 1>about that, though, Chuck, this oil spilling the Gulf, coupled

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<v Speaker 1>with the mine explosion in West Virginia, like those two

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<v Speaker 1>accidents coming that close together can actually completely change energy

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<v Speaker 1>policy and it probably will be pretty interesting. Um. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>So Chuck, let's say that you had just gotten your

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<v Speaker 1>hair cut. I did. In fact, all right, let's say

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<v Speaker 1>you said, you know what, I want my hair to

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<v Speaker 1>go to matter of trust, because it's going to be used,

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<v Speaker 1>um to clean up this oil spill. Right. Remember, we

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<v Speaker 1>got a bunch of emails about this, like you guys

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned this's mentioned this that if you send your hair

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<v Speaker 1>to the Gulf, like it will be used to clam

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<v Speaker 1>the oil spill. Uh is that hair being used? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>That was the initial idea, and hair can be used

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<v Speaker 1>in fact for smaller spill for smaller spills. But they say, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I read in the New York Times today they said

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<v Speaker 1>that there is not deemed feasible after a technical evaluation. No.

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<v Speaker 1>BP's like, hey, um, that's a really good idea. But

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<v Speaker 1>we are actually going to use real sorbins, real stuff, right, um.

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<v Speaker 1>And like you said, hair can be used, it is

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<v Speaker 1>used on a much smaller scale. Um. But the people,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess who have really kind of started this initiative,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's a matter of trust out of San Francisco.

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<v Speaker 1>They said, oh yeah, um, well you asked for it initially,

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<v Speaker 1>so we're gonna send it to you and it's up

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<v Speaker 1>to you to figure out what to do with it.

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<v Speaker 1>And all the hair is being sent to BP and

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<v Speaker 1>they're rolling it in a big hairball from San Francisco,

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<v Speaker 1>like the size of a car. Um. So, chuck, why

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<v Speaker 1>would you use hair or a better A better question

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<v Speaker 1>is how would you use hair to clean up oil? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess hair would be a sorbent, right, I think so.

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<v Speaker 1>So basically, a sorbent is something that acts as a

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<v Speaker 1>giant sponge two. I mean, it's so primitive sounding, but

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<v Speaker 1>it literally just soaks up the oil from the water.

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<v Speaker 1>And it can do this because oil uh sits about

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<v Speaker 1>It forms a layer on top of water, especially saltwater,

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<v Speaker 1>about a millimeter thick, isn't that right? Sometimes a little more.

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<v Speaker 1>It depends, especially at first, Right, So it's thickest in

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<v Speaker 1>the first couple hours, which is when you really want

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<v Speaker 1>to get to it. Uh, if you get to it initially,

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<v Speaker 1>you can contain it by using these buoyant booms and

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<v Speaker 1>they float on the water and there's a skirt that

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<v Speaker 1>hangs down into the water and it basically keeps it

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<v Speaker 1>from spreading. So that's that's what you want to Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you come along with some skimmers that may

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<v Speaker 1>use um centripetal, which is not centrifugal. Centripetal force is

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<v Speaker 1>when you spin something and it's the force that pulls

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<v Speaker 1>you to the center. So because oil is is lighter

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<v Speaker 1>than water, it will be pulled more easily, or the

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<v Speaker 1>water will be pulled more easily one of the two.

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<v Speaker 1>But it separates them. You can also just scrape it

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<v Speaker 1>up and they also have a conveyor belt systems skimmers

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<v Speaker 1>where like you just basically like it just pulls the

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<v Speaker 1>oil up right off of the water. Yeah. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what I didn't find in any of this is if

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<v Speaker 1>they can because they soak up this oil and put

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<v Speaker 1>it in a containment tanker. Can they use this oil? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Really you knew this, I did. I actually ran across

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<v Speaker 1>it in research that there there. Yeah, they they when

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<v Speaker 1>you soak it up and you use like say hair

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<v Speaker 1>or some other kind of sorbent, and you can use

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<v Speaker 1>natural stuff like um, uh, pine bark, yeah, banana fibers. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if they still use that, but that

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<v Speaker 1>was one for a while. Right, So there's there are

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<v Speaker 1>some naturally occurring materials that um will soak up oil

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<v Speaker 1>more than it soaks up water, right, Um, But you

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<v Speaker 1>can squeeze it out and there's your oil because really

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<v Speaker 1>nothing's happened to it hasn't had the chance to mix

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<v Speaker 1>with water yet, right. You just literally like they have

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<v Speaker 1>a dude that's got an oily rag and you just

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<v Speaker 1>squeeze it into a little containers as oil. So that's you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's your job. Um. You can also burn it, and

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<v Speaker 1>actually this is the most efficient means of taking care

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<v Speaker 1>of an oil slick. Yeah, because it sits on top.

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<v Speaker 1>You can burn it away. But that's clearly not a

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<v Speaker 1>very good thing to do because when you burn oil

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<v Speaker 1>creates some pretty noxious fumes for the environment. It does.

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<v Speaker 1>It's about umcent efficient though. Um. Again, you want to

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<v Speaker 1>do it away. It's called institute burning. You want to

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<v Speaker 1>do it when the slick is away from the shore.

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<v Speaker 1>The shore, yeah, from say coral colonies, that kind of stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's just out in the deep ocean then and

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<v Speaker 1>it's it hasn't gotten to be a big problem to

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<v Speaker 1>where it has traveled towards civilization, then you can just

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<v Speaker 1>burn it, right. Yeah. The other weird thing I thought

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<v Speaker 1>that you pointed out not weird, but I found it

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<v Speaker 1>odd was sometimes if it's far enough out, they'll just

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<v Speaker 1>leave it alone and oil eventually will evaporate because the

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<v Speaker 1>sun and the waves and the weather, and they'll just say,

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<v Speaker 1>let the earth take care of it. Right. The wave action,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't remember what it's called when sunlight breaks something

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<v Speaker 1>a photodegradation maybe, um. But you remember when we did

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<v Speaker 1>the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. Yeah, we were talking about

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<v Speaker 1>how like the wave action and the sun breaks down

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<v Speaker 1>plastic even in the little globules. The same thing happens

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<v Speaker 1>to um oil because plastic is petroleum based. Right. You

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<v Speaker 1>can also hasten the breakdown by adding microbes to it, right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the biological agents. Yeah, yeah, that's when UM like a

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<v Speaker 1>fertile eyes or phosphorus and nitrogen. You'll spread it all

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<v Speaker 1>over it and it will actually foster the growth of

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<v Speaker 1>microorganisms and that will help break it down into fatty acids,

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<v Speaker 1>right UM C O two I think right, yes, yes, UM.

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<v Speaker 1>You can actually uh foster the growth of these microbes

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<v Speaker 1>by adding uh, what'd you say, phosphorus and nitrogen, right,

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<v Speaker 1>And when you when you do add these things that

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<v Speaker 1>there's a there's a danger of actually going out to

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<v Speaker 1>the open ocean and creating an algae bloom, which creates

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<v Speaker 1>a dead zone, which is not good. So you if

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to use UM phosphorus and nitrogen to hasten

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<v Speaker 1>the growth of UM microbes, you want to do it

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<v Speaker 1>in like a marshal. And that's outside of the title movement. Yeah. Well,

0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:48.120
<v Speaker 1>there's also dispersions. You probably heard this on the news.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot um with with a BP accident and UM

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<v Speaker 1>in tropical areas, they handle they handle it with dispersons,

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<v Speaker 1>and these are chemicals that break the oil down into

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<v Speaker 1>UM basically breaks oil slick apart into little oil droplets

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<v Speaker 1>which can be absorbed into the aquatic system quickly, right,

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<v Speaker 1>but this is not necessarily the best, now you know. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>it turns out in two seven, uh, and Israeli study

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<v Speaker 1>found that the combination of chemical dispersants and UM partially

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<v Speaker 1>broken down oil is actually more harmful to a coral

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<v Speaker 1>ecosystem than just crude oil itself. Yeah, and it actually

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<v Speaker 1>didn't an e p A get on BP and say

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<v Speaker 1>wait a minute, this disperson you're using, you can't use,

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<v Speaker 1>go find another one, like now, probably I could see that.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that happened. I think everybody's taking a shot

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<v Speaker 1>at BPS. Seriously, they're they're kind of gentle as a

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<v Speaker 1>lamb right now. But chuck that that study, that Israeli

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<v Speaker 1>study kind of reveals something that's easy to forget because

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<v Speaker 1>it's so gross looking. But oil is natural, so naturally

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<v Speaker 1>occurring substance. Right. One of the big problems with it

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<v Speaker 1>is when it becomes broken down, Uh, it can be

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<v Speaker 1>it enters the the food cycle, and this equals the

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<v Speaker 1>seafood chain, right, which enters our food chain because we

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<v Speaker 1>eat seafood, which is why the shrimpers are out of

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<v Speaker 1>business right now. Um, And it also becomes it can

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<v Speaker 1>adhere to sand pebbles that kind of stuff and through

0:16:20.520 --> 0:16:24.840
<v Speaker 1>wave action, turns into little tar balls. They're like they're

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<v Speaker 1>they're solid on the outside, but they're like soft and

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<v Speaker 1>gooey in the middle, and things like to eat them

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<v Speaker 1>and choke on them and they sink. They said, though,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they said, you said, you're the one that

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<v Speaker 1>wrote it. You said that they're not as dangerous sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>to the environment as a flat out oil problem. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's still not great outously because they're broken up and

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<v Speaker 1>they're separated rather than you know, this big, huge slick.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, if a fish is eating a tar

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<v Speaker 1>ball and dies and it's not good. Same with like

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<v Speaker 1>a pelican or a bird. And then the other problem

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<v Speaker 1>with an oil slick for wildlife is that it gets

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<v Speaker 1>on it breaks down the water resistance of um mammal

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<v Speaker 1>fur and birds, aquatic birds which ended up getting gooped

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<v Speaker 1>up with this stuff, right, so theirs and seattas and

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<v Speaker 1>pelicans and they get soaked or they poison themselves by

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<v Speaker 1>trying to lick themselves clean. I can't look at those pictures.

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<v Speaker 1>This picture, yeah, I notice I didn't print that out.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't even I just can't even go there. Heartbreaking. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>There is also the beach clean up. Right, So we

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<v Speaker 1>talked about marsh clean up. You can you can add

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<v Speaker 1>nitrogen and phosphorus and bio remediate it, right. Um, but

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<v Speaker 1>you also have beaches. You've got tar balls on beaches,

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<v Speaker 1>you have pelicans walking around like why me? You know? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>And you have to clean up this beach. And apparently

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<v Speaker 1>on Prince William Sound that was the where the Valdess

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<v Speaker 1>build in Alaska. Yes. Uh, they said, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>we want to make the beach look clean again. So

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna use high pressure hoses like spray everything off.

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<v Speaker 1>That doesn't really do anything. It pushes the oil down

0:18:04.840 --> 0:18:08.960
<v Speaker 1>and actually screws things up worse, pushes it into the sand. Huh. Yeah, um,

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<v Speaker 1>but the beach looks clean at least. Uh. And and

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<v Speaker 1>they've been doing that. Um. They did that in Alaska

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't know if they had plans to do

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<v Speaker 1>it and Louisiana or not, but it's gonna be bad

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<v Speaker 1>either way. Uh. The other thing you pointed out, which

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<v Speaker 1>I thought was interesting because I had this thought too

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<v Speaker 1>that all this, just the clean up act itself, would

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<v Speaker 1>probably be really bad for the wildlife. And you said

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<v Speaker 1>that they use um sort of like scarecrows and dummies

0:18:35.000 --> 0:18:38.720
<v Speaker 1>and um balloons to scare off animals that are near

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<v Speaker 1>these boats that are trying to contain and clean up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like get out of here. We're coming through to try

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<v Speaker 1>and help. Yeah. And again another when you mentioned just

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<v Speaker 1>leaving it, that that that's a viable option, right. One

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<v Speaker 1>of the reasons why is because within about twenty four

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<v Speaker 1>to forty eight hours, most of the volatile organic compounds

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<v Speaker 1>found in oil, the most toxic stuff, evaporates, So when

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<v Speaker 1>you have an oil spill, it loses its most toxicity

0:19:07.480 --> 0:19:10.199
<v Speaker 1>within two days, which is good, it is good. But

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<v Speaker 1>the problem is with a spill like we have now,

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<v Speaker 1>any oil that's losing its most toxic aspects are being

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<v Speaker 1>replaced by new oil constantly. So we were it's a

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<v Speaker 1>big problem that's going on. I mean, you can just

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<v Speaker 1>look at the underwater camera feed and tell it's a

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<v Speaker 1>big problem, but you know, once you have a few

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<v Speaker 1>more of the facts, it's really big problem. Yeah. I was,

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<v Speaker 1>actually today is Thursday, May what and I was I've

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<v Speaker 1>been clicking literally by the minute to see if this

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<v Speaker 1>top kill the thing is where there're BP's latest effort

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<v Speaker 1>to stop this five week old underwater geyser is working

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<v Speaker 1>and initial reports. I mean, this will clearly be known

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<v Speaker 1>by Tuesday when this comes out. But they're saying, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we think it might be working. Um, even though our

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<v Speaker 1>like shooting mud and cement down in there is sounds

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<v Speaker 1>sort of weird, it might be working in our big

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<v Speaker 1>uh big thing that we lowered down on top top. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that didn't work too good. And the idea to shoot

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<v Speaker 1>golf balls into it didn't work too good. So um,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't the junk shot they don't even say work

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<v Speaker 1>too well, were too good, working good? Yeah? The what

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<v Speaker 1>the top shot, junk shot, top kill, junk shop, pat

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<v Speaker 1>top hatop kill, junk shot, big mess. Yeah, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>it is, buddy. Uh. If you want to know more

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<v Speaker 1>about cleaning up oil spills, you can read my article

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<v Speaker 1>um on it. Yes, there's also articles on offshore drilling

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<v Speaker 1>and oil spills, not just clean up, so um we

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<v Speaker 1>should probably cover those at some point too. So just

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<v Speaker 1>type in oil spill drilling offshore. There you go, and

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