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Speaker 1: It's ready. Are you welcome to stuff you should know

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Speaker 1: from House Stuff Works dot Com? Hey, and welcome to

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Speaker 1: the podcast. I'm Josh Clark. Charles W. Chuck Bryant is

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Speaker 1: seated across from me, sorting through papers, taking a last

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Speaker 1: second look at the information. His sponge like brain is

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Speaker 1: absorbing like an an absorbent might soak up oil floating

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Speaker 1: on top of the Gulf of Mexico. Did you plan that?

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Speaker 1: I know I'm getting too good at this. I'm like

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Speaker 1: the Robert Yuruke of podcasting. I'm just an old probe

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Speaker 1: by now. I think it's like the third or fourth

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Speaker 1: time we've said Robert York in the show. Has it

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Speaker 1: ever been recorded before? What? Robert? Robert? Yeah? Okay, recorded

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Speaker 1: and release, my friend. This podcast is going to bum

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Speaker 1: people out, especially if you have any hardness for the environment.

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Speaker 1: Pelicans sand Trump trimpers. This is the local economy we've

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Speaker 1: been We probably should have done this weeks ago, but

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Speaker 1: we took our time getting around to it because Josh

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Speaker 1: was a being all Japanese so oil spills. It's high

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Speaker 1: time we tackled this it's high tide or oil spill

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Speaker 1: clean up? Brother? Yeah. Um, I actually wrote an article

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Speaker 1: about it. Back in two thousand and six there was

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Speaker 1: was like, hey, go write something on this right now.

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Speaker 1: I was like, okay, So I wrote it and um

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Speaker 1: I was happy to see that pretty much nothing's changed

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Speaker 1: since the then in four years, the technology hasn't advanced,

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Speaker 1: and we're actually using some really primitive techniques. No kidding,

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Speaker 1: but check. Let's let's first start by talking about how

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Speaker 1: the Gulf um oil spill started in the first place,

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Speaker 1: right the deep water horizon and oil rig in the

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Speaker 1: Gulf of Mexico. Yeah, this is claud Did they call

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Speaker 1: this a spill? I guess they're calling a spill, aren't they. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think oil gets out of whatever containment system is

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Speaker 1: supposed to be holding it. It's a spill. So my

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Speaker 1: old Plymouth Valiant that I had in Los Angeles all

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Speaker 1: It's like ten bucks apiece. It's a wear and tear.

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Speaker 1: That's what I said. You know something cool I just

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Speaker 1: could see my car, my driveway, my l a house,

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Speaker 1: and the oil spill. Can you really that's crazy? Anyway,

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Speaker 1: you can also google Earth the oil spill in the

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Speaker 1: We sent out UM you know, we have a Facebook page,

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Speaker 1: on our Twitter account to UM a link to this

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Speaker 1: oil under the Gulf of Mexico a mile down right.

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Speaker 1: Was the most depressing thing I've ever seen. It's just

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Speaker 1: the deepwater horizon exploded. The BP was capping a well

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Speaker 1: starting to emerge that their May year have been something

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Speaker 1: gas built up in the in the well, it exploded

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Speaker 1: Cap UH killed eleven people, and UM sunk the rig,

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Speaker 1: burst the pipe in at least three places, and now

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Speaker 1: we have these plumes that are plumes of oil that

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Speaker 1: use a an equation that is specifically recommended to not

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Speaker 1: this podcast, recording the Gulf oil spill, the BP golf

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Speaker 1: Pretty cool, Well, we're the only country with our minerals

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Speaker 1: about that, though, Chuck, this oil spilling the Gulf, coupled

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Speaker 1: So Chuck, let's say that you had just gotten your

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Speaker 1: And like you said, hair can be used, it is

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Speaker 1: But it separates them. You can also just scrape it

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