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Speaker 1: Deuced Pacino in Sukasa in effect. How you feel Deuce? Yeah, her,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm feeling you know what. I gotta be honest

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Speaker 1: I'm doing okay overall, I'm doing okay. How how are

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Speaker 1: That motherfucker went off at six. And what did I do?

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Speaker 1: Because I got that Mamba mentality? I hit the fucking

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Speaker 1: I worked out every day this week so far. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: But but in all seriousness, it's just because you know,

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Speaker 1: We know that you've opened up Pandora's box. You're out

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Speaker 1: back on the streets, You're you're you're out back on Grinder,

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Speaker 1: Oh every time you didn't notice it? Every time you

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Speaker 1: Dean go? Like, I'm gone. Once. Once you're in that mode,

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Speaker 1: You'll be all right. You'd have to deal with it.

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Speaker 1: But it's just it's embarrassing in public, and it goes

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Speaker 1: But happy. We're happy that that you don't have it.

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Speaker 1: I didn't mean to trigger the cough, but you did.

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Speaker 1: Mention grinder and I have a lot of friends on Grinder.

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Speaker 1: I'm not on Grinder, and I've told you this maybe

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Speaker 1: Your ships are your ships? Yeah? I don't know why

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Speaker 1: had him sucked. I've had him. I'm fifty two, I've

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Speaker 1: been in this game. Yes, for a while, homie, I've

418
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Speaker 1: done some ship. I've done some wild ship. Alright, alright, alright,

419
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,320
Speaker 1: you know I mean I've done some wild ship. I'm

420
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Speaker 1: Michael Rapp Report, Michael Rapp Report, a K A Disruption.

421
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,639
Speaker 1: I just didn't know if Disruption had his feet sucked

422
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:54,919
Speaker 1: on or like the toe question question, but it was.

423
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,120
Speaker 1: It was a memory of having a good time. Yep,

424
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Speaker 1: we're glad. You're getting your feet and you're bagging it

425
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,720
Speaker 1: up right, You're big on the bag. They have not

426
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:07,359
Speaker 1: done it once. Nope, not once. I have going old

427
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 1: dirty bastard roy dog without a bag. No. No, I'm

428
00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:14,119
Speaker 1: very I'm very cautious. God. Nope, nope, I'm bagging it

429
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:17,200
Speaker 1: up every time. You don't go dB. No, I don't

430
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,400
Speaker 1: go dB. And it's not good advice to go o dB.

431
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,320
Speaker 1: And I feel like you're pushing that on, like, oh,

432
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,600
Speaker 1: I'm not giving you advice to go O D B. Hey,

433
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,840
Speaker 1: I love, I'm down with all that ship, but I'm

434
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:32,240
Speaker 1: bagging it up on me and I'm using the magnum. Okay, okay,

435
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,200
Speaker 1: I'm going through boxes of magnums right now. Things are

436
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:38,119
Speaker 1: things are fun, things are exciting, Things are spontaneous, and

437
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,399
Speaker 1: me and this girl matched organically. I didn't have to

438
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,199
Speaker 1: slide into her d m s. I didn't have to

439
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:46,000
Speaker 1: trick her into liking me. She pursued me, she was persistent.

440
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:50,200
Speaker 1: And I'm having shows you and I don't say that ever,

441
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,920
Speaker 1: So we're having for you. Well, we're happy for you.

442
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:57,360
Speaker 1: We're happy that you're bagging it up your toast. Suck bro,

443
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,200
Speaker 1: my man, I don't divulge any of that shitty. I'm

444
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,160
Speaker 1: a married man and it hasn't been that long ago.

445
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. I think it might

446
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,399
Speaker 1: be Nantuckett. I think it might have been when we

447
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:11,120
Speaker 1: were on that kum that um whatever. I think. Yeah,

448
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,879
Speaker 1: I think it might have been when we were on

449
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 1: that swingers party, right, because you got friends not so

450
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 1: sucking and all that ship over there. Are you talking

451
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:40,840
Speaker 1: about my man podcast? Here's a question, because I've been

452
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:44,000
Speaker 1: really thinking about the greatness of Brad Pitt. Yes, yes,

453
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:49,840
Speaker 1: First of all, can we compare the careers of Brad

454
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 1: Pitt and Leo DiCaprio They kind of burst onto the

455
00:24:55,040 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 1: scene around the same times. I mean, is that like

456
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:04,960
Speaker 1: a hold on? I don't want to say, Michael versus

457
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,200
Speaker 1: Lebron because I don't think they're the Michael and Lebron,

458
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:10,400
Speaker 1: but you know, you could debate the greatness of it's different.

459
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:14,400
Speaker 1: It's different. But like, if you have to choose between

460
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio Movies on a Loop or Brad Pitt Movies

461
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:24,919
Speaker 1: on a Loop, who would you choose? That tough question

462
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,879
Speaker 1: because they're both excellent and they both got serious bodies

463
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 1: of work. They both got serious bodies of work. I

464
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 1: have to go with Leonardo because he's got some fucking

465
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:38,119
Speaker 1: incredible performances back to back to back, and the movies

466
00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 1: are so good. So does Brad Pitt. But I'm just like,

467
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 1: catch me if you can in the A V. I mean,

468
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,560
Speaker 1: he's got so many that are just Wolf of Wall Street.

469
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,560
Speaker 1: He's got fun movies. Brad Pitt. I'm curious to hear

470
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:53,200
Speaker 1: you're like your top five Brad Pitt performances, Like can

471
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:58,320
Speaker 1: we nail that down? Top five Brad Pitt performances, Like

472
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Speaker 1: I have that in my head of like, and I'm

473
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 1: thinking it about it in a way of like dynamic performances,

474
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:06,440
Speaker 1: not just like one trick pony, Like what's a well

475
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 1: rounded Brad Pitt performance? Five of them a well rounded

476
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 1: top five. Brad Pitt, very very good question. That's a

477
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,199
Speaker 1: ah man, I don't even know where to It's a

478
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,399
Speaker 1: tough question. You got to really think about the body

479
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 1: of work. He's done some incredible movies and had some movies.

480
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,879
Speaker 1: You have to do it in an order or or

481
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,440
Speaker 1: just you don't have the order, and order is too hard.

482
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 1: I mean, this dude's done a lot of films. That's true.

483
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 1: I could kind of do an order in a way,

484
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,359
Speaker 1: but you don't have an order in order an order.

485
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 1: I can tell you his number one. We're not doing

486
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:45,360
Speaker 1: number one off the dome. You start with, Okay, I'm

487
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:47,200
Speaker 1: gonna let you go your first pick, and then I'll

488
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 1: do my first pick, and then we'll go back and forth.

489
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 1: And you gotta break down why you can't just say

490
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Speaker 1: the movie No. I know, I know, I would say

491
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Speaker 1: I would say number five. I would say twelve Monkeys.

492
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 1: I would say twelve Monkeys because I feel like that

493
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 1: was the first role that kind of took him into

494
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,440
Speaker 1: a whole other stratosphere and and taken seriously as a

495
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 1: dramatic actor, as a character actor. Fuck dramatic actor. The

496
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,199
Speaker 1: dude was a total character actor. Everyone thought he was

497
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,920
Speaker 1: this pretty boy. He was you know, California. He did

498
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,400
Speaker 1: true Romance. He was fantastic and true romance. He did

499
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 1: a bunch of ship before that, But I feel like

500
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,120
Speaker 1: Twelve Monkeys was really the turning point, and I think

501
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 1: he got nominated for I think that probably was his

502
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 1: first nomination maybe, but I think that was the fifth one.

503
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,119
Speaker 1: You know, he's kind of like the same in it

504
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 1: the whole way through. It's not like so dynamic, but

505
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:39,960
Speaker 1: I would say that that being number five to kind

506
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:43,120
Speaker 1: of sent him that's a valid number five. I'm gonna

507
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 1: have you gonna start with the beginning of Felm and Louise.

508
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 1: I believe Brad Pitt was on screen. I don't know.

509
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 1: I heard something about this, like there's never been a

510
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:58,679
Speaker 1: person who burst onto the scene with like, I don't know,

511
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 1: twelve minutes of actual real screen time who just fucking

512
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 1: blew the roof off with just raw charisma, sex appeal,

513
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 1: looks and acting ability. Because somebodyple say, oh, it's just now.

514
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:19,959
Speaker 1: He was fucking charming, he was likable. It's the perfect

515
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 1: part at the perfect time and the perfect film. You know,

516
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,159
Speaker 1: if you're not at a certain age. Thelma Louise was

517
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:31,119
Speaker 1: a ginormous box office success and got nominated for Oscars.

518
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 1: They were at the time throwing around because there were

519
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 1: so many Oscars nominated Best Screenplay. Um, I believe best

520
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 1: Film and this is a huge popcorn hit, and Brad

521
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 1: Pitt was just a fucking like, who is this guy?

522
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 1: And the rest was history. So I gotta go with

523
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 1: number five being just just the raw charisma and likability

524
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: and acting skills, because you know, you're always acting, it's

525
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 1: not you know, he played that character really dope. I

526
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: gotta go number five. I have to start with film

527
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 1: and Louise, and he came in with that fucking cowboy

528
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 1: hat and that blow dryer and just cemented himself and

529
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 1: thing down he had literally, Yo, he shut the whole

530
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 1: You still see those fucking me. I mean they're still

531
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 1: posting that fucking I mean, people got that as their

532
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 1: photo on Instagram of him with that goddamn blow dryer.

533
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 1: I mean he's yeah, he was ill in that film.

534
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 1: That's a good one, all right. So what you're number four?

535
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 1: I can't believe you're throwing this at me. I was

536
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 1: just gonna have a little bread discussion. You're doing a

537
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 1: top five. Go ahead, alright, alright, let me fuck um,

538
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 1: you don't fuck me? You you brought it up. I'm leaving.

539
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 1: I'm leaving the really good ones for the top. But

540
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 1: I might have to go with either maybe the Assassination

541
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 1: of Jesse James, which is such a fucking underrated movie.

542
00:29:51,000 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 1: He's incredible, or a tie between Babble when fine, I'll

543
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 1: go with Assassination of Jesse James as a fourth. It's

544
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 1: got talking about ties and ship the funk is you saying? Man,

545
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 1: this is we're not doing ties? Saying okay, fine, can

546
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 1: I change it? Oh? Ship? Can I change that one? Okay,

547
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 1: go ahead, Okay. Then if I change that, I'm gonna

548
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:21,719
Speaker 1: say I have to say fourth best burn after reading

549
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 1: I have never seen Brad Pitt funnier in the film

550
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 1: than that movie. He is fucking hilarious. That is one

551
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 1: of his best performances. Everyone should rewatch that. It's a

552
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 1: great movie. The Cohen Brothers did it. But he is

553
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 1: so goddamn funny in that movie, and such a character

554
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 1: that is on the top five good film, underrated film.

555
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 1: Francis mcdormant, Right, everybody, John Malkovich, fucking everybody and George Clooney,

556
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 1: but he is, He's stand out as the best in

557
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 1: that movie. I'm not gonna argue with that. Burn after

558
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 1: reading is a very underrated good of course, the Cohen Brothers,

559
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 1: everything they do is good, even when it's not perfect. Um,

560
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not mad at that, and I wasn't

561
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 1: even considering that. I'm gonna go with my fourth And again,

562
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 1: it's hard to put these in order, but I'm gonna

563
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 1: go with my fourth man. This is This is tough

564
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 1: because he's done supporting parts. Yeah, I know, you know,

565
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 1: like Thelma Louise as a supporting part. I'm gonna go

566
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 1: with Babel because for me, his performance in Babel, Um,

567
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 1: that was with one of my other favorite actors, um

568
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 1: my girl, UM love her amazing. She's excellent, and I

569
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 1: just love that director. It's an excellent director and the

570
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 1: guy who did um City of God Leandro and Near

571
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 1: Te you know. Um. And it's just a sort of

572
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 1: very quiet, low key performance, very an emotional performance. And

573
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 1: for me, that's what like when it is one of

574
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 1: his first performance where it's like, you know, older Brad Pitt,

575
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 1: like Brad Pitt as a man. There's not no bells

576
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: and whistles on it. It's just kind of straight up,

577
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 1: you know, doing his things. So I'm gonna go with

578
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 1: number four being Babble, which is another you know, really

579
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: really really good performance and another really good film across

580
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 1: the board. I'm gonna actually rewatch that film just because

581
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it since it came out, and that's

582
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 1: a dope, dope film. Yeah, him on that pay phone

583
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 1: choking up, holding you know, really holding his tears and

584
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 1: all of this ship together, keeping his composure with his

585
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 1: son on the phone or whatever was that scene is

586
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 1: so good. He's fantastic in that. Um, alright, number three,

587
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 1: I gotta go with seven seven is definitely number three.

588
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 1: He is. I mean, what's to say about seven seven

589
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 1: is one of the greats. What's in the box? Talk

590
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 1: about dynamic performance's what's in the fucking box? The fucking

591
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 1: wife's head in that box? He got Gwyneth Paltrow in there,

592
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 1: and um, what's in the body? Tell me? He was

593
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 1: so fucking good in that movie, As I I have

594
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 1: to go with set in his number three. Well, I

595
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 1: was gonna go with seven somewhere in there, but because um,

596
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:09,960
Speaker 1: he's guys, so goddamn good, I'm gonna go with number

597
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:14,680
Speaker 1: three again. This is another supporting part that's excellent, and

598
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna, I know, I'm gonna wind up leaving out

599
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: California with the great Juliet Lewis, and that is another

600
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 1: ridiculous Brad performance and a ridiculous Juliet Lewis performance. California

601
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 1: is not making my top five. Yeah, I understand that,

602
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 1: but but it's not making it today because I could

603
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 1: easily pick California because I love that film. And also,

604
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 1: what's not making my top performance today I could already

605
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 1: tell you right now is Ocean's elevens, Oceans twelve and

606
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 1: Ocean those he kills those two. But but but they're

607
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 1: not on a list, so you gotta give us a

608
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 1: fucking list. I'm doing the list. They're not fucking ties.

609
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 1: And now you're doing what I did in the number

610
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 1: three out what's number fucking three? Snatch? Okay? Good that

611
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: it's a great one guy Richie Ballsy Brad Pitt performance.

612
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:08,959
Speaker 1: That's not an easy fucking character. The accent, the sort

613
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,360
Speaker 1: of you can't understand like he's saying his lines and

614
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 1: you can't understand him on purpose. Um, really good film.

615
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 1: Like I said, Guy Richie fun film. Uh, and he

616
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 1: kills Snatch and that's just a I don't know what

617
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 1: the funk he's like on that like Umship's McGregor ship.

618
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:32,439
Speaker 1: He's on that Connor McGregor um that Tyson Fury gypsy ship. Yeah,

619
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,479
Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, he's on that gypsy ship. For sure.

620
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:36,879
Speaker 1: He's great in that movie. What a fucking roll what

621
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 1: That's not on my list, but I like that that's

622
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:41,359
Speaker 1: on your list. Snatch excellent, So I'm gonna go with

623
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 1: that for number three. Okay, number two. Number two has

624
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:52,320
Speaker 1: got to go to Inglorious Bastards. One of the fucking

625
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 1: best roles. He killed that ship. I saw in Glorious Bastards.

626
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 1: No joke in Feeders eleven times. It's a three hours

627
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 1: it's a three hour film, Latin times. I loved Inglorious

628
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:13,399
Speaker 1: Bastards and Aldo rain Gore Lamy. I mean he is,

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Speaker 1: he is so good in that movie. Weird takes risks

630
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 1: hit the way he's spoken it again. I mean, listen,

631
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: when you're talking about Brad Pitt, you gotta just always

632
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:27,359
Speaker 1: talk about the charisma. The fucking guy. Yeah, I mean,

633
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 1: he's just he's Brad Pitt. He's got the fucking he's

634
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 1: got the fucking abs, he's got the jawline. But he's

635
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 1: got the acting ability and he you know, he takes

636
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 1: risks as an actor. You know. He like the films

637
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 1: that were mentioned, like Snatch California. This guy is doing

638
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 1: weird accents, a key, rolling the fucking dice out there,

639
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 1: and he kills it every I mean the film that

640
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: you mentioned, um Burning after reading, he's unbelievable. I'm telling you, Michael,

641
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 1: rewatch that movie. He is so fucking good in that movie. Excellent.

642
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 1: And he's not he's not showing up as a pretty boy.

643
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 1: He's making choices he's making. But there's so many. Even

644
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 1: another shout out to fucking Logan Lerman are my best

645
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 1: friend and a listener to the podcast Fury. He was

646
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 1: great in Fury. Brad Pitt was great in Fury. It's

647
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: not on my list, But like these are movies that

648
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:30,759
Speaker 1: came out where it's just like that haircut. People were

649
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 1: trying to get that haircut for five years. You tried

650
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 1: to get it. Yeah, it looked like fucking shit, you

651
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 1: got great hair. Great everyone. Another film that's not going

652
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,840
Speaker 1: to make the list. Moneyball that was really tied for me. No,

653
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,360
Speaker 1: that should make the list, but that's a really amazing

654
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 1: Billy Bean was great. That was an amazing character. He

655
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 1: killed Moneyball excellent. And you know again because he does

656
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 1: so much ship where he's just like, you know, doing

657
00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 1: weird accents and out there stuff. You know when when

658
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 1: he does something like Moneyball or even something like Babbel,

659
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 1: you know, it's a I'm telling you. I'm telling you

660
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:10,880
Speaker 1: as an actor, people like it is not many actors

661
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,919
Speaker 1: can do that where they could be straight leading men

662
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,840
Speaker 1: sort of you know, play it sort of straight, you know,

663
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 1: like he didn't add Astro, which was another good film,

664
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 1: but not many people could do that and do the

665
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 1: weird ship World war Z like he's just you know,

666
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:30,400
Speaker 1: on some you know, Johnny Depp can't really do you know,

667
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 1: like was not Johnny Ship. He doesn't weird sh he

668
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 1: does to Johnny Depp goes see for me, Johnny Depp,

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00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 1: it's too much bells and whistles. And like his um

670
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:45,879
Speaker 1: Willy Wonka was terrible. Like Johnny, there's bad you could

671
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:49,840
Speaker 1: do like a top five bad Johnny Depp performances that

672
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 1: that's true. I mean, it's always refreshing to see Johnny

673
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Speaker 1: Depp playing a fucking weirdo. Right. I guess man, he's

674
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Speaker 1: no Pitt, He's no not as good as Brad Pitty's

675
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:03,720
Speaker 1: not as good as Leonardo Kapper. He gets too goofy

676
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Speaker 1: with it podcast. So what was your number two? My

677
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Speaker 1: number two? I mean, I could easily say inglorious bastards,

678
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Speaker 1: but my number two is going to be fight Club.

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Speaker 1: I know, I know your number one is gonna be

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Speaker 1: fight Club. Your man, Tyler Dirton. Again, we're talking about memes,

681
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: we're talking about popular culture, We're talking about iconic performance,

682
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:50,439
Speaker 1: We're talking about iconic looks. You know, fucking him sitting

683
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 1: there with the bloody nose and the cigarette and the abs.

684
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,799
Speaker 1: His ab game is insane and people might see micrab chill.

685
00:38:55,840 --> 00:39:00,120
Speaker 1: You mentioned his apbs three times. The motherfucker's pushing sixty.

686
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 1: I'm talking about doing a two minute plank and not coughing.

687
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:08,320
Speaker 1: This fucking guy's pushing sixty. His ab game is insane.

688
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 1: It's fucking ridiculous. A fight club is one of the

689
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 1: that Tyler Dirton is one of the most iconic characters

690
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 1: of all time in film, that the jacket, the glasses,

691
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 1: the haircut, the fucking abs. Everyone still wants that fight

692
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 1: Club body, that character as a well rounded character, dynamic performance,

693
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,879
Speaker 1: the fucking schizophrenic up and down, up and down, that

694
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 1: is a given. Everyone already knows that is the number

695
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:39,360
Speaker 1: one best. So that's that's your number one. There's no question.

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00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:40,920
Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything that comes close to that.

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00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,760
Speaker 1: You love Fight Club and listen, it's a valid number.

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00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 1: So that's your number one. But yeah, but I love

699
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 1: fight Club, and and even if you don't love Fight Club,

700
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,280
Speaker 1: I love Fight Club. Even if you don't love fight Club,

701
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 1: that character and that performance, it's it's hard to top that.

702
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:58,320
Speaker 1: I don't know how you get bigger than that. He's ridiculous.

703
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,080
Speaker 1: Well then I'm gonna go with my number one. And

704
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 1: because I thought, again, you know, I'm trying to mix

705
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Speaker 1: up the understated with the bells and whistles. My number one.

706
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,799
Speaker 1: And again, fucking guy didn't have to do it, but

707
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 1: he did it. Because again I'm talking about two minute

708
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: planks and doing you know, a couple of sets of

709
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 1: burpies took his shirt off. Great performance by both of them.

710
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 1: The guy who is sure fire to give any actor

711
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 1: the role of their life, Once upon a Time in Hollywood.

712
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:41,840
Speaker 1: I really loved him in that understated, weird funny. He's

713
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 1: excellent and Once upon a Time in Hollywood. He's just quirky.

714
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 1: He's excellent, and Leonardo is stupidly good. In my opinion,

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Speaker 1: that was one of my favorite Leonardo roles. Like, that's

716
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Speaker 1: one of his best roles. Like Leonardo is, they were

717
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:01,320
Speaker 1: both in the pocket, and that the films in the Pocket.

718
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:06,799
Speaker 1: It's a unique film. It's so Quentin Tarantino. Um, let

719
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 1: me just say Leonardo again, take risks. He's another guy.

720
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 1: Both of these guys take risks. Um, Leonardo's you know

721
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 1: that scene when he's reading his book with that young girl,

722
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 1: those drunken fucking like you know, excellent. You know, these

723
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,959
Speaker 1: guys are so good and they make it look so easy.

724
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,359
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, this ship is not easy. I'm funk.

725
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 1: Who's directing? You got himself? Martin Scorsese, Quentin Tarantino, Steven Spielberg.

726
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:40,240
Speaker 1: They killed it and Brad pitt As Cliff Booth killed

727
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,399
Speaker 1: it again. I could shift around this, I could shift

728
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 1: around that. I'm sure there's films we've we've forgotten, but

729
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:49,279
Speaker 1: those are my top five today. And you know, the

730
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 1: guy is also so famous, has handled himself with so

731
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 1: much class. Unfortunately he got tied up with that fucking

732
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 1: that black widow witch, that Gelina Jolie. That she's a

733
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:04,440
Speaker 1: fucking witch, that black widow. Uh. And you know she's

734
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 1: trying to stay my man's game. And you know, my

735
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:11,319
Speaker 1: dealings with him throughout these guys is just He's a

736
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 1: Missouri kid. He's just cool. He's likable, he's charming, he's friendly.

737
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 1: He's just goes out of his way to try to

738
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 1: not be the biggest, you know, a voice in the room.

739
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: I saw him in his prime. I don't remember what

740
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:31,720
Speaker 1: year it was. Sad to be like n I'm telling

741
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 1: you I told this story before. I was at a

742
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:38,399
Speaker 1: pre oscar party. At this party, I remember I met

743
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:42,800
Speaker 1: Martin Scorsese and Martin Scorsese said to me, and not bragging,

744
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 1: he said, you are a good actor. You are a

745
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 1: good actor. I know who you are. I met Tom

746
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 1: Cruise at this party. Um, and I was chilling with

747
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 1: Brad Pitt at this party. And literally this is when

748
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 1: Brad Pitt was single and Brad Pitt. People say, is

749
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 1: Brad Pitt a great stick man? Like I said one

750
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,839
Speaker 1: before he could be if he went out of his way.

751
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 1: He's private, though, like you don't know what I mean,

752
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 1: Like down with that. He's a lover, he's been in relationship.

753
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:15,440
Speaker 1: Who's married to Jennifer Aniston, He's like he wants you know,

754
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:18,399
Speaker 1: he married to Angelina Jo. That's never been his thing.

755
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 1: He's a kid from Missouri. He's a family guy and

756
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:25,719
Speaker 1: that's who he is. That's who he is. He's not

757
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,840
Speaker 1: out in the streets, and that's fine. Not everybody is

758
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 1: doing that, and that's no disrespect to some of the

759
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:33,840
Speaker 1: great Coxman who we went over numerous times. But I

760
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 1: saw Brad Pitt. We were at the bar and we

761
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 1: went from one side of the room to the other

762
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 1: side of the room, and I've never seen anyone else

763
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 1: do this. The entire crowd followed him. I was walking

764
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 1: behind him, and I literally saw, like, let's say, there's

765
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 1: three people in this exclusive party, and there's girls everywhere.

766
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 1: The entire crowd, like when he went from left to

767
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:07,320
Speaker 1: right side of the room, the whole place followed him

768
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 1: like it was it was the only matter of fact.

769
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 1: The only other time I saw that happen was when

770
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 1: I was at the NBA All Star Game with Justin Bieber.

771
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,439
Speaker 1: When Justin Bieber left, it seemed like when he left

772
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,359
Speaker 1: the basketball court, the whole building went from having ten

773
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 1: thousand people to being empty. But when I saw that

774
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 1: with Brad Pitt, I was like, Yo, this motherfucker moves

775
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 1: like like Rock Kim says moves the crowd. It's not

776
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:43,720
Speaker 1: like the move the crowd, the crack crack the crowd.

777
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 1: Brad Pitt literally moved the entire fucking radius, the whole

778
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 1: the entire axle of the room because everybody's just eyes

779
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:54,879
Speaker 1: on him and he's just a funk. With Brad Pitt,

780
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 1: and we did only one film that was the same,

781
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 1: being Fight Club, and there's, like I said, there's five, six, seven,

782
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:06,280
Speaker 1: eight nine more films. Killing Me Softly is another great

783
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:10,240
Speaker 1: performance of Brad Pitt. That's just be a fucking ship movie.

784
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 1: It's not necessarily a ship movie, but he's greeting it anyway.

785
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 1: I didn't see it, but but well, that's cool. And

786
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 1: when I went when I went with Logan, just a

787
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 1: humble brag. I went with Logan on the Fury Press

788
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:27,760
Speaker 1: score in in Tokyo and Korea, and it was literally

789
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 1: me Logan and Brad Pitt and Brad Pitt's makeup artist

790
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 1: for a few weeks. And I went on his private

791
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,799
Speaker 1: plane and just the four of us, and I threw

792
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 1: up on that private plane. Me and Logan were so

793
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 1: hungover from partying the night before, and I was so

794
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 1: fucking embarrassed. They couldn't fly the plane and take off

795
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 1: until I got out of the bathroom. I left my

796
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 1: fucking watching there, and he said, hey, Dean, is this

797
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 1: is this your watch? I think you left it in there?

798
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 1: You good? I was sweating, I was. I was like,

799
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good. It was so embarrassing, but he

800
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:58,839
Speaker 1: is such a nice, personable guy, and he says I'm

801
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 1: a country boy, like I don't fucking no l a that,

802
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 1: you know. But he was one of the nicest celebrities

803
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:07,919
Speaker 1: I've ever met. Period. Anyway, I don't know what more

804
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:11,960
Speaker 1: we could do with this podcast. This is ship. We

805
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 1: gotta end it now, bro, because I mean, I feel

806
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 1: like there's more to I didn't even tell you about.

807
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 1: I have a stalker. Yeah, you could say that when

808
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 1: you're when you're hemmed up. All right, we'll do that

809
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 1: because I got a stalker story from trying to hear

810
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 1: that right now? All right, but can I recommend a

811
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 1: documentary that just came out of Netflix. Oh we didn't

812
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,320
Speaker 1: even talk about the most hated man on the Internet documentary.

813
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 1: Did you talk about him on the last time? But

814
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:34,319
Speaker 1: I hadn't seen it. I saw what a piece of ship.

815
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 1: We'll talk about him next time, Mark, I want to

816
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 1: hear about your stalk or the other document what's the documentary?

817
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 1: Because I will just recommend recommend this documentary on Netflix

818
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 1: called I Just Killed My Dad. It's just a lighthearted

819
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 1: fun film. Oh, it was super lighthearted viewing. Right before bed,

820
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 1: I watched the last night three episodes on Netflix. I

821
00:46:54,640 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 1: Just Killed my Dad. Sick. Fuck watch it. It's fucking crazy.

822
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:02,720
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna watch that. Um we'll talk about

823
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:05,280
Speaker 1: your stalker. We'll talk about most heated person on the Internet.

824
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 1: Internet and um, you know this was a great out

825
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 1: of nowhere Top five Brad Pittt Celebration podcast. Um, Kame

826
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 1: Saw Conquered, Came Saw Disrupted. Tell a friend to tell

827
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 1: I know you guys are like, that was a good podcast.

828
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 1: Then tell a fucking friend. Damn it, Tell a friend,

829
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 1: right fuck, copy and paste to link and be like Yo,

830
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,200
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