WEBVTT - Enya got bullied 0:00:17.320 --> 0:00:20.320 Welcome back, guys, come. 0:00:20.239 --> 0:00:21.279 Back so long. 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:24.400 It feels weird being right directly in front of the 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:25.720 camera like this because I'm. 0:00:25.600 --> 0:00:27.920 Just staring down the lens. I'm looking you in your eyes. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:31.000 You're not alone. I see you. This is Josiah. 0:00:31.040 --> 0:00:34.200 If anybody our first guest in the new set, Hey, 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:37.280 it's only right. It's a movie. It's a movie. 0:00:37.360 --> 0:00:40.120 I'm the only one that could get on such short notice. 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:43.360 He's the only free person we could get on set. 0:00:43.520 --> 0:00:46.480 Also, Drew, I'm sorry, but the whole episode, I'm gonna 0:00:46.520 --> 0:00:49.080 be looking at myself in that dvy, right, and you're 0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:49.760 welcome it. 0:00:49.840 --> 0:00:51.680 Half the time when we're doing an episode and I'm 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:53.639 looking at d I'm looking past him, and I'm looking 0:00:53.680 --> 0:00:55.280 at myself because I'm making sure my side. 0:00:55.400 --> 0:00:58.400 That's typical for me. I'm used to being looked through, 0:00:58.640 --> 0:01:02.560 not seen, not cared for. Really, So if you have 0:01:02.600 --> 0:01:07.240 some gifts for you, oh, I think you're gonna really 0:01:07.319 --> 0:01:07.600 like it. 0:01:08.400 --> 0:01:10.319 I have a feeling this is gonna make me laugh. 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:13.360 It will make you laugh even Oh my god, guys, 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:14.120 we got gifts. 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:21.720 We got gifts from TMG. Are you fucking kidding me? 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:23.880 Wait? Wait, wait, wait. 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:27.560 I'm literally about to throw up. 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:30.920 Oh wait yeah, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:32.920 Wait no, y'alls so hard to open. 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:38.959 No these okay, I got really scared Cape recorder. I 0:01:39.040 --> 0:01:41.920 was like, fuck, I have back, Like I don't have this. 0:01:41.920 --> 0:01:43.479 This is awesome, and I'm gonna t. 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:47.280 I'm like literally shaking holy ship. 0:01:47.440 --> 0:01:49.360 I actually can't believe that this is perfect because we're 0:01:49.400 --> 0:01:50.080 going to Texas. 0:01:50.160 --> 0:01:50.520 I know. 0:01:50.760 --> 0:01:52.240 Yeah, wait, we need to explain. 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:54.840 So me and Drew are obsessed with teenage engineer and 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:57.080 we've been like telling the TMG team that we really 0:01:57.120 --> 0:01:59.960 want this, even though it is like ludicrous and it's 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:02.720 like the most ridiculous ask ever. It's literally two bitches 0:02:02.720 --> 0:02:04.720 who get like a team behind them, and we're like, 0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:06.640 just give me the jet, Like, give me the jet, 0:02:06.760 --> 0:02:07.680 this is our equivalent. 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:10.279 And we just got the jet, y'all, but no emissions. 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:12.359 Holy shit, Thank you got so much. 0:02:12.400 --> 0:02:13.520 It's actually awesome. 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:14.079 Thank you. 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:16.120 I needed this. You have no idea how much I 0:02:16.120 --> 0:02:17.080 needed this right now? 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:19.200 Oh god, wow, thank you so much. 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:20.720 This is actually awesome. I thought it was going to 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:21.560 be something really stupid. 0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:23.600 They have been talking about these microphones. 0:02:23.600 --> 0:02:29.799 I'm not joking, y'all. I've even emailed them asking for 0:02:29.880 --> 0:02:31.560 them because they were sold out. When I wanted to 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:34.799 buy them, they didn't get a respond from Belgium, really 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:37.320 really Belgium. Wowow, thank you so much. 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:38.920 Oh my god, this is perfect because we're going to 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:40.079 Texas so we can like. 0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:43.560 Yeah, yeah, my god, thank. 0:02:43.080 --> 0:02:44.079 You so much. 0:02:44.200 --> 0:02:49.519 This is this is actually lit. I trying to open it. 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:52.280 They make them like actually impossible to open. When I 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:55.560 got my tape recorder, like it took me so long 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:56.240 to learn how. 0:02:56.160 --> 0:03:00.600 To open it. Now but I'm like, I'm really well 0:03:00.680 --> 0:03:01.960 versed in teenage engineer. 0:03:01.720 --> 0:03:03.600 Because I actually have so much suff I have an 0:03:03.600 --> 0:03:04.239 OP one. 0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:08.320 Well, thank you guys so much. I actually can't believe this. Damn, 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:09.080 this is awesome. 0:03:09.720 --> 0:03:10.680 Damn I can't even get it. 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:13.239 Also, what's cool is this big plastic acrilla case is 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:15.239 going to be here eighteen hundred years after I die 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:16.600 and they're going to be like, what the fuck. 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:16.800 Was in this? 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:17.200 Now? 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:17.680 Teenage? 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:19.960 And did y'all get for Josiah? 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:25.200 My gift is the wrapping paper? Paper? Okay, for you guys, 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:26.480 paper is my kink? 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:28.160 Oh are my. 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:30.200 My friend? 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:36.040 You hate that? Okay? So thank you? Yeah, thank y'all 0:03:37.000 --> 0:03:40.440 Okay to start this episode after the beautiful gift giving, 0:03:42.000 --> 0:03:45.240 I just wanted to start by saying, I don't know 0:03:45.280 --> 0:03:48.320 if this is something weird or something that I only do, 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:50.839 or if this is something that all men do, which 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:52.760 I'm pretty sure Josiah and Kay are part of this. 0:03:52.920 --> 0:03:55.960 But I haven't been wiping my ass for like fifteen 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:59.720 days and it's actually been like super sick because like 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:03.520 it's easier, it saves money on toilet paper. Also, I 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:06.160 don't do this at all. Okay, well Kai does, so 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:07.360 you have three. 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:10.560 Okay, you're rejoicing that you have a similarity with Kai 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:11.600 when it comes to hygiene. 0:04:11.760 --> 0:04:15.600 Yes, that's that's my boy. And after fifteen days, you 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:17.279 just get to peel it off like a little scab. 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:20.000 That's the billbo Wait, how is poop still? Okay? 0:04:20.040 --> 0:04:21.400 No, we can't do this, Yeah, we can't. 0:04:21.440 --> 0:04:26.159 Look it looks like a piece of calamari at the end. 0:04:26.480 --> 0:04:30.360 Here's the thing, guys, really quick, if anybody's interested in 0:04:30.480 --> 0:04:33.719 doing this process, don't just go straight into it. Go 0:04:33.800 --> 0:04:37.760 from wiping to just dabbing or slash putting pushing it 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:40.279 back in so then you can go cold turkey pushing 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:44.120 it back in just check the subreddit. What's up? 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:45.280 Are you full of poop? Oh? 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:47.520 Wait, that reminds me of the phono when twins get 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:49.479 this little belly that means they have a turd in 0:04:49.480 --> 0:04:50.000 the chamber. 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:55.240 I wish, like, have you ever seen Drew post like 0:04:55.320 --> 0:04:57.520 a meme to his story on his meme account and 0:04:57.560 --> 0:04:58.800 be like, y'all were going viral? 0:04:58.960 --> 0:05:00.000 Like, have you ever witnessed? 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:00.640 No? 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:03.799 I don't, Well, he does that all the time. Anytime 0:05:03.800 --> 0:05:06.120 a meme on his meme ca page gets like. 0:05:06.200 --> 0:05:08.560 Me, cage, what the fuck? 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:10.719 Because your mome' say just so crazy they need to 0:05:10.760 --> 0:05:12.240 be locked up the hate. 0:05:12.480 --> 0:05:16.840 Actually, but anytime a post gets like literally eight likes, 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:18.320 Drew will post it to a story and be like. 0:05:18.320 --> 0:05:20.200 Y'all, we're going viral, We're going viral. 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:22.080 And then I was curious because I was like, wait, 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:24.200 we need to go through your archive of your stories 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:26.960 to see how often you said that. His only stories 0:05:26.960 --> 0:05:29.920 on his meme page are him reposting his own things 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:31.799 saying we're coming viral? 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:34.440 Did I actually do know what you're talking about now? 0:05:34.480 --> 0:05:37.560 Because Drew since like fucking twenty eighteen, has been showing 0:05:37.560 --> 0:05:39.840 me his page and when a meme gets more than 0:05:39.880 --> 0:05:40.360 three likes. 0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:43.040 He's like, dude, it's like blowing up. We're cooking. We're cooking, 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:48.360 I'm cooking. Well, there's only like sixty nine sixty nine 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:53.360 followers on, so are on that laugh? 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:57.560 It's like the craziest thing. What the fake laugh he 0:05:57.720 --> 0:05:58.039 just did? 0:05:58.200 --> 0:06:03.640 That was just side you know, that just came out 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:08.159 of it. 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:08.400 Oh. 0:06:08.480 --> 0:06:11.159 I do not watch the new season of Drag Race 0:06:11.160 --> 0:06:15.040 All Stars. It is so brought ran horrible. 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:18.159 Yeah, I like when they're mean, Like I want to see. 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:20.479 There's no steaks on the season. No one can go home, 0:06:20.640 --> 0:06:21.560 no one's winning with. 0:06:21.520 --> 0:06:23.280 Everybody against red meat. 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:27.120 Now damn, Oh there's no steaks. 0:06:28.400 --> 0:06:29.920 Damn. That's damn. 0:06:30.960 --> 0:06:31.200 Well. 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:33.520 The other day, when it was a full moon, me 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:35.839 Andrew stood in our backyard and stared up at the 0:06:35.839 --> 0:06:37.760 moon because we're crazy people, and we were just. 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:40.280 Saying, oh yeah, and I said, I want to let 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:42.599 go of all the toxic and bad things in my life. 0:06:42.640 --> 0:06:43.440 And what did you say? 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:45.640 I said, I might not make it through my sleep, 0:06:45.880 --> 0:06:47.800 I might disappear in my sleep. 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:50.640 Yeah, And I told them to take it back because 0:06:50.680 --> 0:06:51.560 I wanted to live. 0:06:52.160 --> 0:06:54.960 When there's a full moon, you release, you release all 0:06:54.960 --> 0:06:57.080 the things you don't want in your life. And when 0:06:57.160 --> 0:06:59.040 oh no, no, when there's a yeah yeah, when there's 0:06:59.040 --> 0:07:01.000 a full moon, you release. When there's a no moon, 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:03.480 you speak the things you want into your life. Since 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:06.160 it's a new you're born and new, what are you doing? 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:09.440 I was trying to flip off jo side because I'm 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:11.400 fucking pissed off at him, and I think everyone here 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:12.120 knows why. 0:07:12.880 --> 0:07:15.240 Oh, because Josi's Drew's boyfriend. 0:07:15.640 --> 0:07:18.720 Yes, Joe size Drew's boyfriend, and you brought him on 0:07:18.760 --> 0:07:23.000 the podcast and now you're rubbing What is this that 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:23.679 makes me feel? 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:27.080 I'm not talking about this on the podcast number, so 0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:28.000 you can't even be mad. 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:31.760 No, I'm not, No, I not, no, I not. That's 0:07:31.800 --> 0:07:36.920 my response to I have you got my help? This 0:07:37.040 --> 0:07:38.120 is unacceptable. 0:07:38.920 --> 0:07:41.360 I really wanted to come today dressed as super nanny, 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:45.320 like super bad like Zach. We literally were contemplating at 0:07:45.320 --> 0:07:48.400 one am last night, texting you saying like, can you 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:55.280 get a supernanny outfit for tomorrow? Oh my god, that 0:07:55.680 --> 0:07:58.400 babies are going to be crazy. 0:07:57.560 --> 0:08:02.320 Exactly exactly they really are. They're gonna come out skinny 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:06.320 as fun like the Zekea virus. Babies with the shrinking heads. 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:09.520 Does that affect men? Though? What? 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:11.520 I think that disease is only for the girls. 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:13.920 What Zeka, I didn't know that. 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:16.560 I don't think that's real. That sounds like something you 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:17.080 just made up. 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:19.240 No, Zeica is a very real thing, you get. 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:22.640 I know, Zica's real girl. I've like my life is 0:08:22.680 --> 0:08:24.480 a movie. I'm always in the airports and stuff. So 0:08:24.520 --> 0:08:25.440 I remember when they had it. 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:27.280 Oh, and you have zeca virus? 0:08:27.280 --> 0:08:31.080 Well had Oh I got rid of it. I got 0:08:31.120 --> 0:08:34.800 past it. But yeah, I know that it's a real thing. 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:37.160 But Josie is trying to claim that if a man 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:40.280 had zekea virus like it would it'd be like HPV 0:08:40.559 --> 0:08:42.520 like you just like it wouldn't be a thing for. 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:49.319 Wait, the TV network hp No, that's HGTV, oh MTV, 0:08:51.240 --> 0:09:01.160 Like I don't think any what's the oh the hbos oh? 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:04.040 Three people who just spend all their time together watching 0:09:04.080 --> 0:09:09.280 TV like that's we literally get bad when Josie comes 0:09:09.280 --> 0:09:11.160 over to the house and somebody invites us out to 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:11.800 a plane where like. 0:09:12.880 --> 0:09:16.359 Fuck, okay, well that's like throwing a rench in our plans. 0:09:15.960 --> 0:09:19.400 And the play for ordering wings stuff. 0:09:19.160 --> 0:09:21.439 And watching drag Race and playing Fortnite. 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:25.120 Yeah, Fortnite. The new season of Fortnite is so good. 0:09:25.760 --> 0:09:26.559 It's so good. 0:09:26.960 --> 0:09:30.080 Yeah, are you playing with bullshit they did to us 0:09:30.160 --> 0:09:30.640 last time? 0:09:30.800 --> 0:09:30.920 No? 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:35.000 For real, why was it Greek mythology? 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:40.280 Because the zodiacs and stuff, the zodiac signs and stuff. 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:41.520 Actually there is. 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:44.360 No astrology like it, Like, I don't even think that's. 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:47.520 Y'all are on what I'm on? 0:09:48.880 --> 0:09:49.280 We are. 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:53.280 Lithium is hitting right now. 0:09:54.280 --> 0:09:56.120 The new season is so fun. I could see how 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:59.040 it would be horrible if you played alone, but with 0:09:59.160 --> 0:10:02.760 like a group of people, it is so good. It 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:03.440 brought me back. 0:10:03.880 --> 0:10:07.000 Playing it alone actually makes me so fucking mad. And 0:10:07.040 --> 0:10:09.000 I played the other night and I got so close 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:11.800 to a win, and then once I let my controller down, 0:10:12.040 --> 0:10:14.360 my hands were like cramped up, and it felt like 0:10:14.960 --> 0:10:17.080 it kind of felt like after I see your mom, 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:18.439 Like that's how my hands felt. 0:10:19.480 --> 0:10:20.560 Oh, what's the other notes yet? 0:10:21.040 --> 0:10:23.040 Wait? What do you mean? Oh? 0:10:23.080 --> 0:10:25.120 My fingers were really cramped after I was playing four. 0:10:25.320 --> 0:10:26.200 I know what do you mean? 0:10:26.280 --> 0:10:27.840 But it just was reminding me. I don't know, like, 0:10:27.840 --> 0:10:29.000 why why are you prodding me? 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:29.679 I want to know? 0:10:30.000 --> 0:10:32.120 Just say it just oh finger blasting your mother? 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:36.800 Oh right, also which cameras recording, so I know which. 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:37.520 One to look into that. 0:10:37.679 --> 0:10:38.520 I think it's this one. 0:10:39.040 --> 0:10:39.680 Is it that one? 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:42.080 This is the main because there's three of them, Are 0:10:42.120 --> 0:10:42.640 you serious? 0:10:42.760 --> 0:10:43.880 One is that one? 0:10:44.120 --> 0:10:45.160 This one is the main one. 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:47.800 This one is the main one. Wait, that one is yeah, 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:49.520 the one with the time on it. I thought it 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:50.199 was the one by Kai. 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:51.080 This one. 0:10:51.280 --> 0:10:52.160 Oh, it is that one. 0:10:52.160 --> 0:10:54.120 It is one? Oh, it's that one. It's this one. 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:56.079 Because this is I've been like. 0:10:56.040 --> 0:11:01.280 Oh my god, I'm staring at you. I'm literally looking way. 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:05.480 I see the type of person that you are. Wait, 0:11:05.520 --> 0:11:08.680 what were we talking about? The it makes you feel 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:10.800 like what game were we playing where it was like, 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:13.920 I don't know who I am. It's stupid, it's stupid. 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:16.839 There's this fucking game that we went to a friend's 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:19.160 house for game night, and there's this game that everybody 0:11:19.240 --> 0:11:21.000 is like a robot in the game and they all 0:11:21.040 --> 0:11:22.760 look the same and you just have to move your 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:24.520 character around to figure out who you are in this 0:11:24.559 --> 0:11:27.320 crowd of like twenty robots. And it was the funniest 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:29.559 game to play with a group of people because every 0:11:29.600 --> 0:11:31.120 two seconds somebody would be like, I. 0:11:31.040 --> 0:11:33.400 Don't know who I am I don't know who I am. 0:11:34.280 --> 0:11:37.360 It just sounded like a big existential party of like 0:11:37.920 --> 0:11:39.960 I lost myself. 0:11:40.080 --> 0:11:41.960 Who am I? I can't see myself? 0:11:42.520 --> 0:11:45.120 Oh dude, tell that joke, the ayahuasca joke. 0:11:45.679 --> 0:11:50.000 Which one show me to me? Please? Oh okay, so 0:11:50.080 --> 0:11:53.240 y'all know show it to me, Rachel. Y'all know show 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:56.320 it to me, Rachel, please, Rachel show it to me. Well, 0:11:56.520 --> 0:11:59.360 when you could say show me to me, Rachel, and 0:11:59.400 --> 0:12:04.120 it's me after doing ayahuasca and Rachel's name is Rachel, 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:08.720 Rachel's name is ayahuasca. Oh my god, I'm so fucking fried. 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:11.360 I'm so maybe your name is Rachel. If you were like, 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:13.319 show me to me, please, Rachel. 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:16.640 Show me to me, please, Rachel. No, I'm asking Rachel 0:12:16.640 --> 0:12:17.480 to show me. 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:21.480 Rachel is saying show you're speaking to yourself, like, show. 0:12:21.280 --> 0:12:25.280 Me to me, please. Rachel's God in this scenario, Okay, 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:30.880 Rachel is Jesus. Yeah, okay. So to fill some time, 0:12:30.920 --> 0:12:33.040 I feel feel like I could talk about basketball if 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:33.960 oh my god, you know. 0:12:34.080 --> 0:12:35.360 We don't we just started. 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:37.760 We don't need like you and some other guy were 0:12:37.760 --> 0:12:39.920 talking about basketball yesterday when we were walking back to 0:12:39.960 --> 0:12:41.720 the car and it freaked me out so bad that 0:12:41.760 --> 0:12:43.680 I had to run up to Enya and Rain and 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:45.640 be like, dude, they're talking about basketball and it's freaking 0:12:45.640 --> 0:12:45.880 me out. 0:12:45.960 --> 0:12:48.679 If you just don't get it, I really don't. 0:12:48.720 --> 0:12:49.600 I actually don't. 0:12:49.600 --> 0:12:51.640 When we were at that same game night before, we 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:53.720 had to get there early because Drew wanted to watch 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:55.440 the rest of the fucking game, so we had to 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:58.199 go like an hour early to finish the game. And 0:12:58.320 --> 0:13:01.760 I felt the exact way an infant does when their 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:04.319 mother is ignoring them and on TikTok while the baby 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:06.280 is on the chest. I was just looking at the 0:13:06.320 --> 0:13:08.160 screen because it was something to look at. 0:13:08.280 --> 0:13:10.320 And I was like sitting on the couch, like on 0:13:10.360 --> 0:13:14.520 my knees, like rocking, like watching the game and oh 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:18.319 my god, oh wow, you always gotta well that's my team, 0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:21.199 Like we're teammates at this point, Like I bought a jersey, 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:27.120 like we're part of the squad. Kyrie and Luca Kyrie 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:28.240 and Luca. 0:13:28.360 --> 0:13:31.400 You ain't him up. You're not a teammate, you're a fan. 0:13:32.080 --> 0:13:33.959 Oh wow, Mark Cuban. 0:13:36.040 --> 0:13:37.480 Mark Cuban died yesterday. 0:13:37.640 --> 0:13:39.800 I know, yeah, fuck you. 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:41.040 I would have seen that. 0:13:41.320 --> 0:13:41.880 I keep up. 0:13:41.920 --> 0:13:42.719 I would have seen that. 0:13:42.960 --> 0:13:45.319 But yeah, so Kyrie and Luca best backcourt in the 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:50.160 league right now, cooking Rudy Gobert, the efensive player of 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:52.520 the Year. Yeah fucking right. That team was built to 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:55.319 beat the Nuggets, and the Nuggets only the reigning champions, 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:58.200 and the MAVs are going to sweep them unfortunately tonight, 0:13:58.240 --> 0:14:01.640 and it's gonna be very sad for him. And I'm 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:02.560 so excited. 0:14:03.760 --> 0:14:07.199 I don't understand basketball or sports or anything, but I'm 0:14:07.240 --> 0:14:09.200 a good ass boyfriend and I fucking spoiled you and 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:10.240 I take him to court side. 0:14:10.360 --> 0:14:12.559 Why you say ship like that, I'm a good ass. 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:17.679 What do you mean the girls are fighting? You want 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:19.120 a girl here? 0:14:22.400 --> 0:14:22.640 Lulu? 0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:27.760 Chocolate chocolate potato chicken? 0:14:28.640 --> 0:14:34.680 Okay, chocolate okay, knock knock? Who's there? Potato potato? Who 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:36.040 potato chicken? 0:14:39.600 --> 0:14:41.560 This is like really like one of those episodes. 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:45.120 I'm gonna watch back and be like, what the already mortified? 0:14:45.320 --> 0:14:47.560 I'm I feel like every episode that I come on 0:14:47.800 --> 0:14:49.800 ends up like that, and y'all keep bringing me on 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:51.840 and you're like, well, we'll just have Josie on, it'll 0:14:51.840 --> 0:14:54.600 be a good episode, and every time he's fucking horrible. 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:57.400 It's just a different type of vibe. 0:14:58.000 --> 0:15:02.960 Well, when I finished my period, every few days after that, 0:15:03.200 --> 0:15:05.200 I get really scared that there's a chance that I 0:15:05.280 --> 0:15:11.560 left to tampon in myself and then I'm gonna DIEU you. 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:13.480 Yeah, I'm fucking out of here. I can't do this ship. 0:15:13.640 --> 0:15:15.720 I literally just threw up in my mouth. 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:18.880 Do you know how hard it is being a girl. 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:23.080 Y'all always complaining about some ship, Like you don't have 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:27.720 Sephora Rogue sale right around the corner, know what. 0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:29.920 You call today? She was like, wait, where are you going? 0:15:30.000 --> 0:15:31.640 You're going to the Sephora Roadsale? 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:34.760 It j Siah, I thought it was the Roadsale? What 0:15:34.800 --> 0:15:37.920 the fuck is the rogue sail? Rogue like red, rogue 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:39.560 wave rogue like red? 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:40.840 Is that not what it is? 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:42.480 I don't know if that's girl. 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:45.880 I'm going crazy in the Sephora Rogue. 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:48.840 Oh I have a good idea for Sephora, the Sephora Challenge. 0:15:48.920 --> 0:15:50.840 Just go into Sephora, run in there, try to eat 0:15:50.880 --> 0:15:52.920 as much makeup as you can before you throw up. 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:54.760 Oh, should we prank called Gucci again? 0:15:54.920 --> 0:15:55.080 Oh? 0:15:55.080 --> 0:15:58.600 Well yeah, me and Josiah we're doing okay. So me 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:02.080 and Josiah kai touch that, don't fucking touch that. 0:16:03.400 --> 0:16:06.760 I was told by the team that Drew needs a 0:16:06.800 --> 0:16:09.080 little bit more room on his left side. 0:16:09.120 --> 0:16:12.400 Oh wow. Also, I'm so fucking big that I need. 0:16:12.440 --> 0:16:14.360 That's not the that is. 0:16:14.320 --> 0:16:17.960 Not a lot of the shot, right, yeah, it's not shocking. 0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:20.960 Oh my god, this is crazy. 0:16:21.160 --> 0:16:24.640 What makeup shade is that? What makeup shade is that 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:26.560 malt liquor? 0:16:28.560 --> 0:16:34.560 You know he's yes, I do. Okay. So Inya left 0:16:34.560 --> 0:16:37.360 to the gym and left me and Josiah home alone. 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:40.760 And when we're home alone, when we have custody of 0:16:40.840 --> 0:16:43.240 Josiah and me and Josidah just get into ship like 0:16:43.360 --> 0:16:49.520 we do. Fine ship, we're having home alone. Mistake number one. 0:16:50.320 --> 0:16:52.080 Keep looking at this camera. 0:16:54.000 --> 0:17:00.720 Sorry. So we decided to prank call. So our victims 0:17:00.720 --> 0:17:05.960 this time were luxury brand stores, so like Gucci, Prada, 0:17:06.240 --> 0:17:10.160 Me and Mew Louis Vatony. We never called them. 0:17:10.200 --> 0:17:12.680 I don't know, it's and it was so bad business 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:14.320 there all are with my business. 0:17:14.600 --> 0:17:16.960 You know your business there is buying things. 0:17:17.600 --> 0:17:22.199 The business in question. So we started prank calling all 0:17:22.240 --> 0:17:25.399 of them and I don't know. Oh no, we started with. 0:17:25.280 --> 0:17:28.640 That woss sneakers because we called them. I like I've 0:17:28.640 --> 0:17:29.960 called them in the past, I like, do you guys 0:17:30.000 --> 0:17:30.800 have gay shoes? 0:17:31.080 --> 0:17:32.760 Because that always tends to like stump them. 0:17:32.800 --> 0:17:35.480 They're like, wait, like gay shoes and I'm like, yeah, 0:17:35.480 --> 0:17:38.720 the Karachi's like gay shoes, like for for Pride month, 0:17:38.760 --> 0:17:40.280 like my son wants to go to school and then 0:17:40.320 --> 0:17:41.400 show his colors. 0:17:41.080 --> 0:17:44.960 And they're like, oh, oh, well, then we Josiah decided 0:17:45.000 --> 0:17:49.160 to ask them if he could eat the shoes, and 0:17:49.280 --> 0:17:51.720 so it's like literally not funny, Like I don't know 0:17:51.760 --> 0:17:56.360 why it's so funny to us. Yeah, but we decided 0:17:56.400 --> 0:17:59.680 to call all of the designer stores and just contrive 0:17:59.840 --> 0:18:02.240 like a long story about how like we want to 0:18:02.320 --> 0:18:04.200 eat the shoes, and it would freak them out and 0:18:04.240 --> 0:18:06.439