Speaker 1: Welcome back, guys, come.
Speaker 2: Back so long.
Speaker 3: It feels weird being right directly in front of the
Speaker 3: camera like this because I'm.
Speaker 4: Just staring down the lens. I'm looking you in your eyes.
Speaker 4: You're not alone. I see you. This is Josiah.
Speaker 2: If anybody our first guest in the new set, Hey,
Speaker 2: it's only right. It's a movie. It's a movie.
Speaker 1: I'm the only one that could get on such short notice.
Speaker 4: He's the only free person we could get on set.
Speaker 1: Also, Drew, I'm sorry, but the whole episode, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be looking at myself in that dvy, right, and you're
Speaker 1: welcome it.
Speaker 3: Half the time when we're doing an episode and I'm
Speaker 3: looking at d I'm looking past him, and I'm looking
Speaker 3: at myself because I'm making sure my side.
Speaker 2: That's typical for me. I'm used to being looked through,
Speaker 2: not seen, not cared for. Really, So if you have
Speaker 2: some gifts for you, oh, I think you're gonna really
Speaker 2: like it.
Speaker 3: I have a feeling this is gonna make me laugh.
Speaker 3: It will make you laugh even Oh my god, guys,
Speaker 3: we got gifts.
Speaker 2: We got gifts from TMG. Are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 4: Wait? Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 2: I'm literally about to throw up.
Speaker 4: Oh wait yeah, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
Speaker 2: Wait no, y'alls so hard to open.
Speaker 4: No these okay, I got really scared Cape recorder. I
Speaker 4: was like, fuck, I have back, Like I don't have this.
Speaker 4: This is awesome, and I'm gonna t.
Speaker 2: I'm like literally shaking holy ship.
Speaker 4: I actually can't believe that this is perfect because we're
Speaker 4: going to Texas.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, wait, we need to explain.
Speaker 3: So me and Drew are obsessed with teenage engineer and
Speaker 3: we've been like telling the TMG team that we really
Speaker 3: want this, even though it is like ludicrous and it's
Speaker 3: like the most ridiculous ask ever. It's literally two bitches
Speaker 3: who get like a team behind them, and we're like,
Speaker 3: just give me the jet, Like, give me the jet,
Speaker 3: this is our equivalent.
Speaker 4: And we just got the jet, y'all, but no emissions.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, Thank you got so much.
Speaker 4: It's actually awesome.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 4: I needed this. You have no idea how much I
Speaker 4: needed this right now?
Speaker 2: Oh god, wow, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: This is actually awesome. I thought it was going to
Speaker 4: be something really stupid.
Speaker 1: They have been talking about these microphones.
Speaker 2: I'm not joking, y'all. I've even emailed them asking for
Speaker 2: them because they were sold out. When I wanted to
Speaker 2: buy them, they didn't get a respond from Belgium, really
Speaker 2: really Belgium. Wowow, thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is perfect because we're going to
Speaker 3: Texas so we can like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, my god, thank.
Speaker 4: You so much.
Speaker 2: This is this is actually lit. I trying to open it.
Speaker 3: They make them like actually impossible to open. When I
Speaker 3: got my tape recorder, like it took me so long
Speaker 3: to learn how.
Speaker 4: To open it. Now but I'm like, I'm really well
Speaker 4: versed in teenage engineer.
Speaker 2: Because I actually have so much suff I have an
Speaker 2: OP one.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you guys so much. I actually can't believe this. Damn,
Speaker 3: this is awesome.
Speaker 2: Damn I can't even get it.
Speaker 3: Also, what's cool is this big plastic acrilla case is
Speaker 3: going to be here eighteen hundred years after I die
Speaker 3: and they're going to be like, what the fuck.
Speaker 2: Was in this?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Teenage?
Speaker 4: And did y'all get for Josiah?
Speaker 1: My gift is the wrapping paper? Paper? Okay, for you guys,
Speaker 1: paper is my kink?
Speaker 2: Oh are my.
Speaker 4: My friend?
Speaker 2: You hate that? Okay? So thank you? Yeah, thank y'all
Speaker 2: Okay to start this episode after the beautiful gift giving,
Speaker 2: I just wanted to start by saying, I don't know
Speaker 2: if this is something weird or something that I only do,
Speaker 2: or if this is something that all men do, which
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure Josiah and Kay are part of this.
Speaker 2: But I haven't been wiping my ass for like fifteen
Speaker 2: days and it's actually been like super sick because like
Speaker 2: it's easier, it saves money on toilet paper. Also, I
Speaker 2: don't do this at all. Okay, well Kai does, so
Speaker 2: you have three.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're rejoicing that you have a similarity with Kai
Speaker 1: when it comes to hygiene.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's that's my boy. And after fifteen days, you
Speaker 2: just get to peel it off like a little scab.
Speaker 4: That's the billbo Wait, how is poop still? Okay?
Speaker 2: No, we can't do this, Yeah, we can't.
Speaker 5: Look it looks like a piece of calamari at the end.
Speaker 5: Here's the thing, guys, really quick, if anybody's interested in
Speaker 5: doing this process, don't just go straight into it. Go
Speaker 5: from wiping to just dabbing or slash putting pushing it
Speaker 5: back in so then you can go cold turkey pushing
Speaker 5: it back in just check the subreddit. What's up?
Speaker 4: Are you full of poop? Oh?
Speaker 2: Wait, that reminds me of the phono when twins get
Speaker 2: this little belly that means they have a turd in
Speaker 2: the chamber.
Speaker 3: I wish, like, have you ever seen Drew post like
Speaker 3: a meme to his story on his meme account and
Speaker 3: be like, y'all were going viral?
Speaker 4: Like, have you ever witnessed?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I don't, Well, he does that all the time. Anytime
Speaker 3: a meme on his meme ca page gets like.
Speaker 2: Me, cage, what the fuck?
Speaker 4: Because your mome' say just so crazy they need to
Speaker 4: be locked up the hate.
Speaker 3: Actually, but anytime a post gets like literally eight likes,
Speaker 3: Drew will post it to a story and be like.
Speaker 4: Y'all, we're going viral, We're going viral.
Speaker 3: And then I was curious because I was like, wait,
Speaker 3: we need to go through your archive of your stories
Speaker 3: to see how often you said that. His only stories
Speaker 3: on his meme page are him reposting his own things
Speaker 3: saying we're coming viral?
Speaker 1: Did I actually do know what you're talking about now?
Speaker 1: Because Drew since like fucking twenty eighteen, has been showing
Speaker 1: me his page and when a meme gets more than
Speaker 1: three likes.
Speaker 2: He's like, dude, it's like blowing up. We're cooking. We're cooking,
Speaker 2: I'm cooking. Well, there's only like sixty nine sixty nine
Speaker 2: followers on, so are on that laugh?
Speaker 4: It's like the craziest thing. What the fake laugh he
Speaker 4: just did?
Speaker 1: That was just side you know, that just came out
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I do not watch the new season of Drag Race
Speaker 1: All Stars. It is so brought ran horrible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like when they're mean, Like I want to see.
Speaker 1: There's no steaks on the season. No one can go home,
Speaker 1: no one's winning with.
Speaker 4: Everybody against red meat.
Speaker 1: Now damn, Oh there's no steaks.
Speaker 2: Damn. That's damn.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 3: The other day, when it was a full moon, me
Speaker 3: Andrew stood in our backyard and stared up at the
Speaker 3: moon because we're crazy people, and we were just.
Speaker 2: Saying, oh yeah, and I said, I want to let
Speaker 2: go of all the toxic and bad things in my life.
Speaker 2: And what did you say?
Speaker 3: I said, I might not make it through my sleep,
Speaker 3: I might disappear in my sleep.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I told them to take it back because
Speaker 4: I wanted to live.
Speaker 2: When there's a full moon, you release, you release all
Speaker 2: the things you don't want in your life. And when
Speaker 2: oh no, no, when there's a yeah yeah, when there's
Speaker 2: a full moon, you release. When there's a no moon,
Speaker 2: you speak the things you want into your life. Since
Speaker 2: it's a new you're born and new, what are you doing?
Speaker 5: I was trying to flip off jo side because I'm
Speaker 5: fucking pissed off at him, and I think everyone here
Speaker 5: knows why.
Speaker 4: Oh, because Josi's Drew's boyfriend.
Speaker 5: Yes, Joe size Drew's boyfriend, and you brought him on
Speaker 5: the podcast and now you're rubbing What is this that
Speaker 5: makes me feel?
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about this on the podcast number, so
Speaker 1: you can't even be mad.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not, No, I not, no, I not. That's
Speaker 2: my response to I have you got my help? This
Speaker 2: is unacceptable.
Speaker 1: I really wanted to come today dressed as super nanny,
Speaker 1: like super bad like Zach. We literally were contemplating at
Speaker 1: one am last night, texting you saying like, can you
Speaker 1: get a supernanny outfit for tomorrow? Oh my god, that
Speaker 1: babies are going to be crazy.
Speaker 2: Exactly exactly they really are. They're gonna come out skinny
Speaker 2: as fun like the Zekea virus. Babies with the shrinking heads.
Speaker 2: Does that affect men? Though? What?
Speaker 1: I think that disease is only for the girls.
Speaker 2: What Zeka, I didn't know that.
Speaker 4: I don't think that's real. That sounds like something you
Speaker 4: just made up.
Speaker 2: No, Zeica is a very real thing, you get.
Speaker 3: I know, Zica's real girl. I've like my life is
Speaker 3: a movie. I'm always in the airports and stuff. So
Speaker 3: I remember when they had it.
Speaker 1: Oh, and you have zeca virus?
Speaker 3: Well had Oh I got rid of it. I got
Speaker 3: past it. But yeah, I know that it's a real thing.
Speaker 3: But Josie is trying to claim that if a man
Speaker 3: had zekea virus like it would it'd be like HPV
Speaker 3: like you just like it wouldn't be a thing for.
Speaker 1: Wait, the TV network hp No, that's HGTV, oh MTV,
Speaker 1: Like I don't think any what's the oh the hbos oh?
Speaker 3: Three people who just spend all their time together watching
Speaker 3: TV like that's we literally get bad when Josie comes
Speaker 3: over to the house and somebody invites us out to
Speaker 3: a plane where like.
Speaker 4: Fuck, okay, well that's like throwing a rench in our plans.
Speaker 2: And the play for ordering wings stuff.
Speaker 1: And watching drag Race and playing Fortnite.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Fortnite. The new season of Fortnite is so good.
Speaker 2: It's so good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, are you playing with bullshit they did to us
Speaker 5: last time?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: For real, why was it Greek mythology?
Speaker 4: Because the zodiacs and stuff, the zodiac signs and stuff.
Speaker 5: Actually there is.
Speaker 1: No astrology like it, Like, I don't even think that's.
Speaker 4: Y'all are on what I'm on?
Speaker 2: We are.
Speaker 3: Lithium is hitting right now.
Speaker 2: The new season is so fun. I could see how
Speaker 2: it would be horrible if you played alone, but with
Speaker 2: like a group of people, it is so good. It
Speaker 2: brought me back.
Speaker 3: Playing it alone actually makes me so fucking mad. And
Speaker 3: I played the other night and I got so close
Speaker 3: to a win, and then once I let my controller down,
Speaker 3: my hands were like cramped up, and it felt like
Speaker 3: it kind of felt like after I see your mom,
Speaker 3: Like that's how my hands felt.
Speaker 4: Oh, what's the other notes yet?
Speaker 2: Wait? What do you mean? Oh?
Speaker 4: My fingers were really cramped after I was playing four.
Speaker 2: I know what do you mean?
Speaker 4: But it just was reminding me. I don't know, like,
Speaker 4: why why are you prodding me?
Speaker 2: I want to know?
Speaker 4: Just say it just oh finger blasting your mother?
Speaker 1: Oh right, also which cameras recording, so I know which.
Speaker 2: One to look into that.
Speaker 5: I think it's this one.
Speaker 2: Is it that one?
Speaker 1: This is the main because there's three of them, Are
Speaker 1: you serious?
Speaker 2: One is that one?
Speaker 4: This one is the main one.
Speaker 2: This one is the main one. Wait, that one is yeah,
Speaker 2: the one with the time on it. I thought it
Speaker 2: was the one by Kai.
Speaker 5: This one.
Speaker 4: Oh, it is that one.
Speaker 2: It is one? Oh, it's that one. It's this one.
Speaker 5: Because this is I've been like.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm staring at you. I'm literally looking way.
Speaker 2: I see the type of person that you are. Wait,
Speaker 2: what were we talking about? The it makes you feel
Speaker 2: like what game were we playing where it was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know who I am. It's stupid, it's stupid.
Speaker 3: There's this fucking game that we went to a friend's
Speaker 3: house for game night, and there's this game that everybody
Speaker 3: is like a robot in the game and they all
Speaker 3: look the same and you just have to move your
Speaker 3: character around to figure out who you are in this
Speaker 3: crowd of like twenty robots. And it was the funniest
Speaker 3: game to play with a group of people because every
Speaker 3: two seconds somebody would be like, I.
Speaker 4: Don't know who I am I don't know who I am.
Speaker 3: It just sounded like a big existential party of like
Speaker 3: I lost myself.
Speaker 4: Who am I? I can't see myself?
Speaker 1: Oh dude, tell that joke, the ayahuasca joke.
Speaker 2: Which one show me to me? Please? Oh okay, so
Speaker 2: y'all know show it to me, Rachel. Y'all know show
Speaker 2: it to me, Rachel, please, Rachel show it to me. Well,
Speaker 2: when you could say show me to me, Rachel, and
Speaker 2: it's me after doing ayahuasca and Rachel's name is Rachel,
Speaker 2: Rachel's name is ayahuasca. Oh my god, I'm so fucking fried.
Speaker 3: I'm so maybe your name is Rachel. If you were like,
Speaker 3: show me to me, please, Rachel.
Speaker 2: Show me to me, please, Rachel. No, I'm asking Rachel
Speaker 2: to show me.
Speaker 4: Rachel is saying show you're speaking to yourself, like, show.
Speaker 2: Me to me, please. Rachel's God in this scenario, Okay,
Speaker 2: Rachel is Jesus. Yeah, okay. So to fill some time,
Speaker 2: I feel feel like I could talk about basketball if
Speaker 2: oh my god, you know.
Speaker 4: We don't we just started.
Speaker 1: We don't need like you and some other guy were
Speaker 1: talking about basketball yesterday when we were walking back to
Speaker 1: the car and it freaked me out so bad that
Speaker 1: I had to run up to Enya and Rain and
Speaker 1: be like, dude, they're talking about basketball and it's freaking
Speaker 1: me out.
Speaker 2: If you just don't get it, I really don't.
Speaker 4: I actually don't.
Speaker 3: When we were at that same game night before, we
Speaker 3: had to get there early because Drew wanted to watch
Speaker 3: the rest of the fucking game, so we had to
Speaker 3: go like an hour early to finish the game. And
Speaker 3: I felt the exact way an infant does when their
Speaker 3: mother is ignoring them and on TikTok while the baby
Speaker 3: is on the chest. I was just looking at the
Speaker 3: screen because it was something to look at.
Speaker 2: And I was like sitting on the couch, like on
Speaker 2: my knees, like rocking, like watching the game and oh
Speaker 2: my god, oh wow, you always gotta well that's my team,
Speaker 2: Like we're teammates at this point, Like I bought a jersey,
Speaker 2: like we're part of the squad. Kyrie and Luca Kyrie
Speaker 2: and Luca.
Speaker 4: You ain't him up. You're not a teammate, you're a fan.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Mark Cuban.
Speaker 1: Mark Cuban died yesterday.
Speaker 2: I know, yeah, fuck you.
Speaker 4: I would have seen that.
Speaker 2: I keep up.
Speaker 4: I would have seen that.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so Kyrie and Luca best backcourt in the
Speaker 2: league right now, cooking Rudy Gobert, the efensive player of
Speaker 2: the Year. Yeah fucking right. That team was built to
Speaker 2: beat the Nuggets, and the Nuggets only the reigning champions,
Speaker 2: and the MAVs are going to sweep them unfortunately tonight,
Speaker 2: and it's gonna be very sad for him. And I'm
Speaker 2: so excited.
Speaker 5: I don't understand basketball or sports or anything, but I'm
Speaker 5: a good ass boyfriend and I fucking spoiled you and
Speaker 5: I take him to court side.
Speaker 2: Why you say ship like that, I'm a good ass.
Speaker 2: What do you mean the girls are fighting? You want
Speaker 2: a girl here?
Speaker 4: Lulu?
Speaker 1: Chocolate chocolate potato chicken?
Speaker 2: Okay, chocolate okay, knock knock? Who's there? Potato potato? Who
Speaker 2: potato chicken?
Speaker 4: This is like really like one of those episodes.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna watch back and be like, what the already mortified?
Speaker 1: I'm I feel like every episode that I come on
Speaker 1: ends up like that, and y'all keep bringing me on
Speaker 1: and you're like, well, we'll just have Josie on, it'll
Speaker 1: be a good episode, and every time he's fucking horrible.
Speaker 2: It's just a different type of vibe.
Speaker 3: Well, when I finished my period, every few days after that,
Speaker 3: I get really scared that there's a chance that I
Speaker 3: left to tampon in myself and then I'm gonna DIEU you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm fucking out of here. I can't do this ship.
Speaker 2: I literally just threw up in my mouth.
Speaker 4: Do you know how hard it is being a girl.
Speaker 2: Y'all always complaining about some ship, Like you don't have
Speaker 2: Sephora Rogue sale right around the corner, know what.
Speaker 4: You call today? She was like, wait, where are you going?
Speaker 4: You're going to the Sephora Roadsale?
Speaker 2: It j Siah, I thought it was the Roadsale? What
Speaker 2: the fuck is the rogue sail? Rogue like red, rogue
Speaker 2: wave rogue like red?
Speaker 4: Is that not what it is?
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's girl.
Speaker 4: I'm going crazy in the Sephora Rogue.
Speaker 1: Oh I have a good idea for Sephora, the Sephora Challenge.
Speaker 1: Just go into Sephora, run in there, try to eat
Speaker 1: as much makeup as you can before you throw up.
Speaker 2: Oh, should we prank called Gucci again?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Well yeah, me and Josiah we're doing okay. So me
Speaker 2: and Josiah kai touch that, don't fucking touch that.
Speaker 5: I was told by the team that Drew needs a
Speaker 5: little bit more room on his left side.
Speaker 2: Oh wow. Also, I'm so fucking big that I need.
Speaker 5: That's not the that is.
Speaker 2: Not a lot of the shot, right, yeah, it's not shocking.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is crazy.
Speaker 1: What makeup shade is that? What makeup shade is that
Speaker 1: malt liquor?
Speaker 2: You know he's yes, I do. Okay. So Inya left
Speaker 2: to the gym and left me and Josiah home alone.
Speaker 2: And when we're home alone, when we have custody of
Speaker 2: Josiah and me and Josidah just get into ship like
Speaker 2: we do. Fine ship, we're having home alone. Mistake number one.
Speaker 4: Keep looking at this camera.
Speaker 2: Sorry. So we decided to prank call. So our victims
Speaker 2: this time were luxury brand stores, so like Gucci, Prada,
Speaker 2: Me and Mew Louis Vatony. We never called them.
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's and it was so bad business
Speaker 3: there all are with my business.
Speaker 1: You know your business there is buying things.
Speaker 2: The business in question. So we started prank calling all
Speaker 2: of them and I don't know. Oh no, we started with.
Speaker 1: That woss sneakers because we called them. I like I've
Speaker 1: called them in the past, I like, do you guys
Speaker 1: have gay shoes?
Speaker 2: Because that always tends to like stump them.
Speaker 1: They're like, wait, like gay shoes and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: the Karachi's like gay shoes, like for for Pride month,
Speaker 1: like my son wants to go to school and then
Speaker 1: show his colors.
Speaker 2: And they're like, oh, oh, well, then we Josiah decided
Speaker 2: to ask them if he could eat the shoes, and
Speaker 2: so it's like literally not funny, Like I don't know
Speaker 2: why it's so funny to us. Yeah, but we decided
Speaker 2: to call all of the designer stores and just contrive
Speaker 2: like a long story about how like we want to
Speaker 2: eat the shoes, and it would freak them out and
Speaker 2: they'd be like wait, what do you mean, like you
Speaker 2: want you want to?
Speaker 3: It's like the best praying call because one it is
Speaker 3: not only so harmless, but it genuinely gets the person
Speaker 3: on the other line asking questions, because usually the person
Speaker 3: is like fuck you and hangs up. But this one,
Speaker 3: the person actually believes it because first they started out
Speaker 3: and they would be like, oh, no, you have you
Speaker 3: can't just buy our like you can't just eat our product.
Speaker 3: You have to buy it, and then Josie would be like,
Speaker 3: oh no, of course I'm gonna buy it, but like,
Speaker 3: can I eat it in the store?
Speaker 2: And I eat the shoes in front of you, and
Speaker 2: then it would like evolve into can I eat your shoes?
Speaker 1: And they'd be like okay, unless it was a woman,
Speaker 1: because I'm not going to do that. We got it
Speaker 1: was a man. I would be like, well, what shoes
Speaker 1: are you wearing? Can I eat them?
Speaker 2: And then we called like have you tried the lover?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah. We We also called Gucci and said that someone
Speaker 2: took a bite out of the purse. Ooh yeah, I
Speaker 2: bought a.
Speaker 1: Purse for my wife yesterday and I there's a bite
Speaker 1: taken out.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then it evolved into us admitting that we
Speaker 2: were the wife that ate by her and they were like,
Speaker 2: well you can't fucking return that, bro. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Then she was like okay, well then I can't help you.
Speaker 1: And then he was like, should I just eat the
Speaker 1: whole bag because it tastes really starving?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And then we called land Rover and asked them if
Speaker 2: we could eat if we could eat a Defender Pie No, no,
Speaker 2: a land Range range Rover sport because this by piece
Speaker 2: bolt by Bold defenderilling. Yeah, because I told him.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, like I'm doing this thing where
Speaker 1: like every year I consume a whole car bit by
Speaker 1: bit throughout the year, So like, can I come in
Speaker 1: and taste test some of the bolts? Like and he
Speaker 1: was like what And I was like, I know, it
Speaker 1: sounds crazy, Like I had half an engine for breakfast
Speaker 1: this morning, and he was like, you want to eat
Speaker 1: the car?
Speaker 4: And like you can't eat the car.
Speaker 3: And Josie was like, can I just taste like taste
Speaker 3: tests like something under the hood where no one will
Speaker 3: see it, Like I'll just take a bowl or like
Speaker 3: lick the engine or have some of the oil that's
Speaker 3: in there.
Speaker 2: We'll insert some videos of it. I'll find I filmed
Speaker 2: literally every single one of them. I was curious if
Speaker 2: I could come in and just like eat the shoes,
Speaker 2: to eat the shoes, to.
Speaker 5: Damage the product.
Speaker 2: I think, no, no, no, I mean like I want to
Speaker 2: buy the shoes first and then eat them.
Speaker 5: You're gonna buy them eat?
Speaker 1: Oh, I would want to purchase them first.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I basically had like half an engine for breakfast.
Speaker 2: It's it's weird.
Speaker 1: I know, but I'm just I'm just looking to get
Speaker 1: more of a luxury one this year. I purchased an
Speaker 1: Infinity last year and I'm almost seventy through.
Speaker 3: Are amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just so filling.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know I'm hungry right now, but I
Speaker 1: know it's going to be too much.
Speaker 2: And there's literally third minutes foot.
Speaker 3: The car dealership one was the craziest one because it
Speaker 3: was somebody who just got a car. It is crazy
Speaker 3: how predatory like the car salespeople are, which I get it,
Speaker 3: get your bag understand, but like every time I went
Speaker 3: and looked at a car, I got countless and resentless
Speaker 3: emailing and texts and calls from the car dealerships being.
Speaker 4: Like are you gonna buy the car? Oh, we could
Speaker 4: give you a deal like low interests, like like just
Speaker 4: harassing me. So this guy stayed on the phone.
Speaker 3: They will go yeah for literally yeah six minutes, like seven, entertaining.
Speaker 1: Josie and by the end he was just like he
Speaker 1: was like I kept I kept pressing it like no,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat it before it buy it.
Speaker 2: I just came up with a joke. Wait, let me
Speaker 2: think about it. Okay, why is six afraid of seven
Speaker 2: seven nine. Fuck y'all, bit y'all, you didn't just think
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 4: That's a joke.
Speaker 1: That's been a joke, like in like third fourth grade.
Speaker 2: Fuck y'all, I'm burning your houses down.
Speaker 5: My favorite I don't know Siah. Prank calls were on
Speaker 5: the way to Joseph uh not Joseh Joseph Tree. No.
Speaker 5: I knew you guys were gonna make.
Speaker 1: Joshua what is Joseph was gonna happen like Joseph Tree expert.
Speaker 5: I knew this ship would happened to you on the
Speaker 5: way to Joshua Tree. And you called like five chick
Speaker 5: fil As and asked if they got the pussy part
Speaker 5: of the bird.
Speaker 2: Drew came up with that.
Speaker 1: That is really a good line, is calling them and saying,
Speaker 1: do y'all use the pussy part of the bird or no?
Speaker 1: Are we allowed to say that word?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What do you?
Speaker 5: We can say whatever we want.
Speaker 2: Nothing has changed.
Speaker 1: Say the crazy thing, do the crazy do the crazy thing.
Speaker 4: How much earlier were you all awake than me?
Speaker 2: We woke up at like seven, Yeah, we've been awake
Speaker 2: since seven. We've been up.
Speaker 4: You look like it.
Speaker 2: You're out of frame. Joseiah. Oh sorry, okay, so back
Speaker 2: to basketball. No bitch, the Timberwolves. Anthony Towns is cook.
Speaker 2: I'd love to hear more to scare me.
Speaker 3: The emergency intercom meals. They're really starting to scare me
Speaker 3: because I keep referencing this fucking game night. But before
Speaker 3: we went, our friend.
Speaker 2: Was like, oh, game night, that's what you were the president?
Speaker 1: Then oh yeah he was the president the gay night.
Speaker 1: What is that thing that he's holding.
Speaker 4: It's probably gonna put it in his butt something.
Speaker 2: I'm just looking at the meals. That's not so bad.
Speaker 2: That's just wingstock.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: But what I'm saying is what's scaring me is we
Speaker 3: are literally the generation of eat hot cheetos, can't cook
Speaker 3: lie use iPhone, And I'm starting to think of.
Speaker 2: No, no, that's pushing it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like, yeah, no, they ate healthy this day.
Speaker 1: Avocado toast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, some people are making those those things.
Speaker 3: Okay, that meme was more of a premonition than it
Speaker 3: was like a joke. Like it literally was telling the
Speaker 3: future because our generation can cook breakfast, like we can
Speaker 3: make eggs past that it's a wrap like it literally
Speaker 3: finding somebody who can cook a real meal that tastes good.
Speaker 3: I think in our generation is actually impossible pasta.
Speaker 2: I can make pasta.
Speaker 4: Anybody can.
Speaker 2: Butter noodles, butter noodles, butter noodles. The girls be making
Speaker 2: butter noodles. I make slim gems at home. Oh in
Speaker 2: the toilet.
Speaker 1: Now you make like cocoa cocoa puffs, like little pellets,
Speaker 1: And I'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs.
Speaker 2: I'm cuckoo for coca puffs.
Speaker 4: Throw it at me.
Speaker 5: Never throw something at a woman.
Speaker 2: Okay, So basically, Rudy Gobert got his ankles broken by Luca,
Speaker 2: and maybe if he was wearing Gucci shoes loafers, if
Speaker 2: he ate his shoe for breakfast that morning, he probably
Speaker 2: wouldn't have gotten broken down.
Speaker 1: They should do a gay season of the NBA where
Speaker 1: they all have to wear high heels.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but what else happened in basketball?
Speaker 2: Thank you for actually taking interest in he pick me?
Speaker 5: I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: Wait, we need to go back to what you just
Speaker 2: said that he's a pick me. He's a no no
Speaker 2: gay basketball league where they play in high heels. Have
Speaker 2: y'all seen the gay basketball league?
Speaker 3: I've seen the gay like basketball player who like emotes after.
Speaker 1: Yes, where's nail nail gloss or nail polish? What is
Speaker 1: it called?
Speaker 2: That's like every man now gay basketball Philippines. This is
Speaker 2: literally like that's a.
Speaker 1: Normal reaction to getting a goal though for you, for
Speaker 1: you too, like you want to celebrate?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, like he cooked them and that emo is
Speaker 2: so like the bow the Cupid's bow.
Speaker 1: Craziest part about this as that guy's straight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like probably no, that's literally like one of my
Speaker 2: favorite of all time. Ky, are you good?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm good. I still have a head rush from that.
Speaker 2: He just chugged a tall boy head.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 3: If anybody was wondering where my mental state is, this
Speaker 3: is something I wrote down in my notes, kind of
Speaker 3: in the mood to go to a deserted beach that
Speaker 3: is kind of cold and foggy and I have to
Speaker 3: wear a really big jacket parka and have a metal
Speaker 3: detector and just find garbage.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's where I'm at. I like that idea.
Speaker 2: But if you were wearing a bikini.
Speaker 1: Three sizes too small, hmmm, discovering the nipple. I'm not
Speaker 1: discriminating this year. I'm going to be sexually harassing Drew
Speaker 1: and fuck it, women cannot escape.
Speaker 2: Y'all want to quality? Here you go, there you go,
Speaker 2: you fucking go down. Wait, y'all. Last night we had
Speaker 2: like such a pretty night Kaia's birthday. We had like
Speaker 2: a beach bonfire and Kai's community came out and it
Speaker 2: was genuinely very sweet and cue it. It was a
Speaker 2: good idea people. I was worried it was going to
Speaker 2: be freezing cold, but when the fire got started and
Speaker 2: we all got cold or close and like, it was sweet.
Speaker 2: It was really cute. But before the fire was started,
Speaker 2: it was still daytime. I was like walking around the
Speaker 2: beach and I picked up this big fucking crab and
Speaker 2: it was like Riz. It was crab rizz. All of
Speaker 2: the girls were like.
Speaker 1: True, Oh my god, this is so crack.
Speaker 5: I saw it. Yeah, I saw it. Yeah, and I
Speaker 5: have Riz.
Speaker 4: Okay, so this might be a thing of like.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say I have Riz.
Speaker 5: Do you know what like a reality distortion field is. Yeah,
Speaker 5: It's where like someone's perspective is so different from like
Speaker 5: the rest of the world's. I'm just wondering if you
Speaker 5: know what that is.
Speaker 1: Why are you being mean to Drum. You're supposed to
Speaker 1: be his boyfriend.
Speaker 5: Also like help him grow and shit, Okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 5: Last night, did you guys notice it was really fucking
Speaker 5: hard to start the fire. And then Daddy came in
Speaker 5: and I fucking started that shit so quickly, and my
Speaker 5: energy was so fucking magnetic. I just felt people like,
Speaker 5: feel so safe and so comfortable, and they were like, oh,
Speaker 5: he can.
Speaker 2: You differently?
Speaker 5: Look?
Speaker 2: Wait, I literally have a video of you starting the fire.
Speaker 2: Do I lot that in there? And you look good?
Speaker 1: You're literally doing.
Speaker 2: Oh I think I actually as the fire was Wait,
Speaker 2: I'm still we need to go kaya down.
Speaker 4: Malabu Kai actually started a forest fire last night.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, but I need to go back to reality
Speaker 2: distortion because I think all three of y'all's realities are
Speaker 2: very distorted. Actually, never mind is awesome? Mind awesome? Awesome.
Speaker 4: Well, I got bullied at a concert.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was really dark. It was really dark.
Speaker 3: I got bullied and I did cry over it, so
Speaker 3: if anybody was wondering.
Speaker 2: And then she took stood next to a leaky trash
Speaker 2: can and took like thirty photos.
Speaker 1: Oh how long was she standing next to you? A
Speaker 1: leaky trash can?
Speaker 2: He said, leaky?
Speaker 4: You may laugh about it.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Drew read you made read the notes. Yeah, he's thinking,
Speaker 1: not the thinker on set Todays Syphilis rolling the Stone.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, remember when I thought I had syphilis.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a horrible twenty four hours, Josie.
Speaker 3: You thought you had it like for an hour and
Speaker 3: then you called everybody you knew.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I know.
Speaker 1: I called like my long term girlfriend and was like, dude,
Speaker 1: like ninety nine percent I have it and I haven't.
Speaker 1: And actually, like y'all like weren't long term yet, y'all
Speaker 1: y'all like literally just started money. Yeah, Like it wasn't
Speaker 1: like a fresh like or it was a very fresh relationship,
Speaker 1: jos I called everybody without getting tested and told everybody
Speaker 1: he had symphysis. And I went to the doctor and
Speaker 1: she made me pull out my pants and looked at it.
Speaker 2: Anyway. Actually, yes, it was just like awkward because I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, and say I had them.
Speaker 4: Well should I say my bullying story or does nobody.
Speaker 2: Care about me? Oh? Yeah, of course I already told you.
Speaker 1: I mean, you tell you didn't tell them, and you tell.
Speaker 4: Them it's true. Guy.
Speaker 3: Well, when we were at the Sky Ferrera concert, we
Speaker 3: were getting stopped in like this walkway while we were
Speaker 3: about to head out to use the bathroom, and this
Speaker 3: girl like stopped me and was like just talking to
Speaker 3: me and Drew and like she was like the second
Speaker 3: or third person to stop us like in that little walkway.
Speaker 3: And I'm assuming this guy had been watching us for
Speaker 3: a minute because I go to walk towards this step,
Speaker 3: like their steps down into the walkway. Also at this point,
Speaker 3: it was still like two fucking three hours before the
Speaker 3: concert started, so as being in the walkway wasn't a
Speaker 3: big deal.
Speaker 4: It wasn't like mid concert or anything. And I was
Speaker 4: walking in.
Speaker 3: Front of the steps and this guy is like charging
Speaker 3: at me, stops at the top of the steps and
Speaker 3: is like looking down at.
Speaker 2: Me like it's like literally three inches from Enya's face.
Speaker 3: Yeah, almost falls on me and then like is this
Speaker 3: close to my face and is like I'm a huge
Speaker 3: fan of you, by the way, And I just I
Speaker 3: thought he was being I didn't think he was being fatitious.
Speaker 3: So I was like, oh, wow, thank you so much,
Speaker 3: Like hold on, I'm gonna I'm speaking to someone right now,
Speaker 3: but like I'll talk to you in a second.
Speaker 4: And then he just started laughing in my face.
Speaker 2: And I was like, his friend started laughing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, his friend was right behind him, like over his shoulder,
Speaker 3: and they were both laughing at me. And they were
Speaker 3: both grown as fuck, like pushing thirty five. So then
Speaker 3: I was just standing like under these two fucking nasty
Speaker 3: monsters laughing at me.
Speaker 2: And then I was with that big, oversized, like nasty,
Speaker 2: ratted and tattered shirt he slept in it that night.
Speaker 3: And then I was like, he just looked at me,
Speaker 3: He's like okay, and I was like oh. And then
Speaker 3: I and he started walking away, and him and his
Speaker 3: friend just looked back at me and were literally dying laughing.
Speaker 3: And then I took a few pictures and spoke to
Speaker 3: somebody and oh we did that video where the girl
Speaker 3: came up to us and was like, oh, can you
Speaker 3: take a video of me? And I did that, and
Speaker 3: then I went out to the smoking area and I
Speaker 3: cried because I was so angry and embarrassed.
Speaker 4: And that was my story.
Speaker 1: That's why concealing Carrie should be legal.
Speaker 2: Oh but Papa was.
Speaker 4: There contealer and carrying your powder.
Speaker 2: You mean period. But Papa was there to talk you up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I really wanted to find him in the crowd
Speaker 2: and spit on his face.
Speaker 4: But yeah, and then we were like really trying to think.
Speaker 3: I was like, what are the chances he actually watches
Speaker 3: the podcast and was just like trying to be funny.
Speaker 3: But I was like, no, because he definitely did that
Speaker 3: to me because I was like a girl and he
Speaker 3: wanted to make fun of me.
Speaker 4: And he probably knew that like people.
Speaker 2: Because he didn't do that shit to me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he didn't like it.
Speaker 1: And hopefully he sees this somehow and he feels guilty
Speaker 1: and then ends up going to therapy.
Speaker 2: Mmmm, well, Sissa is my girlfriend? Who's Scissa the musician?
Speaker 2: C A Siss s the A r z A. Oh
Speaker 2: my god. Fuck y'all. No, Sissa is my girlfriend, and
Speaker 2: I just don't think people are talking about it.
Speaker 4: You think you can pull Scissa.
Speaker 2: You think that you're already already.
Speaker 4: You know, I don't hang out with her all the time.
Speaker 2: I know Stizza.
Speaker 4: Who is Sizza?
Speaker 1: That girl who likes sings all about weed and stuff,
Speaker 1: Scissy's sister.
Speaker 4: Wait, so how is she your girlfriend? I've never seen you, guys.
Speaker 2: I'm finding it. I'm finding it.
Speaker 4: You have to find proof that she's your girlfriend.
Speaker 2: She liked my I G posts.
Speaker 4: I don't know if that makes you run, and boyfriend.
Speaker 2: She liked my I G post and it's my met
Speaker 2: Gala look and she thinks I'm funny and she likes
Speaker 2: my car.
Speaker 4: Have you ever been in a relationship? Do you know
Speaker 4: how they form? Because that's kind of.
Speaker 2: Not like it starts with a like, babe's true. True.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never had any kind of engagement romantically or
Speaker 3: intimately that didn't spawn.
Speaker 4: From instagram dot com.
Speaker 3: Seriously, yeah, everybody, Actually, no, I have one person who
Speaker 3: I met in person and then it moved to Instagram.
Speaker 3: Do no, your fucking mom My mom is dead. She
Speaker 3: never had an Instagram sadly she had it there.
Speaker 4: Rest in peace to my mother.
Speaker 3: She would have loved the iPhone fifteen promacs, the cooked
Speaker 3: She would have loved to go to actor and swum
Speaker 3: in and be like, guys, you would never guess I'm
Speaker 3: actually in like section eight now she's in section H
Speaker 3: happen or hell.
Speaker 2: Fall section H period. I've been thinking a lot about
Speaker 2: billionaires and how they drive in the same traffic as
Speaker 2: us and they have the exact same iPhone.
Speaker 4: I love what you say, like I've been thinking a
Speaker 4: lot about this.
Speaker 2: Means I watched her TikTok. I watched a TikTok about it.
Speaker 2: They put the pants and under underwear on the exact
Speaker 2: same way as am and socks. We're all human, No,
Speaker 2: I've been saying that way. Can someone get on my
Speaker 2: most recent IG picture and see who follows Sizza and
Speaker 2: see if it's the first person that pops up when
Speaker 2: you look at it.
Speaker 4: I don't think that means she was the first person.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, Like, if you follow her, you're on Instagram,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Drew Phillis, while Drew Phillis is your
Speaker 2: own name.
Speaker 4: Hey, she was gonna be there.
Speaker 3: That would have to mean that somebody in this room
Speaker 3: interacts with her enough to be the most interacted account.
Speaker 1: I don't follow her. It's not like she doesn't exist
Speaker 1: and I don't know who she is.
Speaker 4: And you're making up a girlfriend.
Speaker 3: And Josie's just like he's doing this thing right now
Speaker 3: by protecting his peace and by convincing himself that Sissa
Speaker 3: is made up because he knows that Sissa is real
Speaker 3: and she's like a baddie.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm being ganged up by everybody. No,
Speaker 2: I'm you.
Speaker 3: I will say, I think if I had to pick
Speaker 3: between you and me, I think she.
Speaker 2: Might because it's such a pick. Exactly, you're that girl,
Speaker 2: I knew you were. No, she's not very classy lady.
Speaker 5: Wait, no she's not.
Speaker 2: And he's not a pick, thank you.
Speaker 1: Kai is ultimate picky. Kai is act like every time
Speaker 1: anyone's getting clown and he's.
Speaker 2: Like, no, you're not. Notice how he hasn't done it
Speaker 2: to you yet? Exactly?
Speaker 4: Well, no, because he doesn't like you.
Speaker 3: So actually, what you're sexy, you're projecting again because you're defensive.
Speaker 4: Kay is very loving and caring soul.
Speaker 3: But when he is targeted so viciously by someone as
Speaker 3: evil as you, why.
Speaker 5: Would I defend you? We have sexual beef?
Speaker 2: Yeah, true? What does that mean?
Speaker 5: Dude?
Speaker 1: Just I'm not going to explain beef beef.
Speaker 2: Well, the reason Ellen is so rich is because she
Speaker 2: saved money on editors. Yeah, let's talk about it. Spray on,
Speaker 2: talk about mister spray on bitches like that is not
Speaker 2: funny to anyone else.
Speaker 3: No, it's fucking awesome, and it's it's so so sad
Speaker 3: because it really is one of those moments that I
Speaker 3: wish was recorded so you guys could see how silly
Speaker 3: it was. But we were all in like twenty eighteen,
Speaker 3: twenty nineteen, sitting on the couch really hungover, just like
Speaker 3: watching Ellen clips as one does, and we were just saying, like,
Speaker 3: why we.
Speaker 2: Were watching the Ellen games.
Speaker 1: It was a game of games where she was a
Speaker 1: big villain and hitting a button and like killing killing people.
Speaker 3: It was so crazy, and we were watching that and
Speaker 3: we were all dead silent, and then Josie goes, the
Speaker 3: editing is on this is horrible. That's probably why she's
Speaker 3: a millionaire, because she saves so much money on editors.
Speaker 1: Well, what I really said was this, the editing on
Speaker 1: this is horrible. I probably said that, And then I said,
Speaker 1: that's why she's so rich. It is because she doesn't
Speaker 1: spend jack shit on editor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, jack shit on the editor.
Speaker 3: Never.
Speaker 2: And I've never I've never felt more uncomfortable in my
Speaker 2: life than when that came out of Joe's eye's mouth.
Speaker 2: It shut everyone up in the craziest way. And then
Speaker 2: we were playing Jackbox TV or wait, what is it? It's
Speaker 2: snatch game Snatch, No, it's quip last, quip last. We
Speaker 2: were playing quiplash and like We used to take that
Speaker 2: shit so seriously. We would play it like every night
Speaker 2: for hours and hours and hours, and like it was
Speaker 2: just like basically one big performance for whoever wins, Like
Speaker 2: I won every time basically, But anyways, that's not true.
Speaker 2: It's very it is very win a lot though.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you and Josie won the most.
Speaker 1: No, No, it was always Lucas and Josh they want
Speaker 1: no that was without me playing when I was I
Speaker 1: won a lot too.
Speaker 3: I feel like I only really won when I was
Speaker 3: high and I wasn't thinking about my answers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: And then anytime I was playing it sober, I was
Speaker 3: so in my head and trying so hard to win.
Speaker 2: It was and you could tell like when people were
Speaker 2: trying too hard, and then you could tell when people
Speaker 2: were just like trying to not be funny by trying
Speaker 2: to not be fun I don't know. It was such
Speaker 2: it's psychological worker. But anyways, we were playing around and
Speaker 2: it was like one of the first times we hung
Speaker 2: out with Josiah, like top five and one of the
Speaker 2: answer or one of the questions was like finish this sentence, spray.
Speaker 1: On with a new invention, like up with a new
Speaker 1: invention that starts with spray on. Yeah, so like there's
Speaker 1: so many avenues you can go down on pants, sprown hair.
Speaker 4: Spray on hair exists, like look a cut.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's not true. That's so fucked up.
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: If it makes you feel any better, I'm gonna if
Speaker 3: you ever say it, I'm.
Speaker 4: Going to start taking monocido because my hair is thinning.
Speaker 1: So if y'all women out there, if you ever my hair,
Speaker 1: I was lying, if you really want to hurt a man,
Speaker 1: like at his core, bring up his hair, that's all
Speaker 1: the hairline, walk the hairline clocked, the thinning hair, because
Speaker 1: other than that, men have nothing.
Speaker 2: Also, I want to make it where they don't wear makeup.
Speaker 3: Where oh where reduced hairline?
Speaker 1: Where I showed mine right now would.
Speaker 3: Be asleep watching All Stars. And I was making fun
Speaker 3: of what's her name a Roxy Andrews. I was like
Speaker 3: making fun of Roxy Andrews hairline because she has like
Speaker 3: bleach blonde hair outside of that fucking wig and like
Speaker 3: it goes so far back and it looks like it's breaking,
Speaker 3: which God bless.
Speaker 4: Like I don't want to make fun of Roxy Andrews.
Speaker 2: I think I love.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like I was just like high and like
Speaker 3: making fun of it. And then Josie was like, don't
Speaker 3: even start, don't start. And I was up close to
Speaker 3: the TV taking a picture and I turned and Josie
Speaker 3: had all his hair pulled back, and we stood in
Speaker 3: the living room in like dead silence.
Speaker 1: All is coming from inside the house. Finally someone was
Speaker 1: honest with me and and he was like, oh, you
Speaker 1: need to get on an oxidel. I've told you before
Speaker 1: you yeah, but and it was like very like brutal,
Speaker 1: like it was silent. It was like, you need to
Speaker 1: get on that ship because I have my hair pulled back,
Speaker 1: I have tension alcia, Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm losing.
Speaker 2: You do look like Jojo Sewell don't? Okay, Like, actually
Speaker 2: you do? You get Jeffrey?
Speaker 5: You do look like Andrew. You look like a prince
Speaker 5: and and like a handsome prince.
Speaker 2: And Kay, you look like Jeffrey Dahmer. What well, Kay
Speaker 2: looks like David Dobrik.
Speaker 5: Well is it wasn't Jeffrey Dahmer kind of sexy?
Speaker 1: No he was, No, he was the bad Which one
Speaker 1: was the one who played in the Night Splasher Evin Peters?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I can't remember James Rick James.
Speaker 5: I'm a rich James super freaks.
Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't finish, but anyways, Josiah's answer was spray
Speaker 2: on bitches, and it shifted reality, but it was. It
Speaker 2: was literally one of those moments.
Speaker 3: You just had to Also, we didn't know each other
Speaker 3: that well, so it really came.
Speaker 1: It was the first Oh you didn't need to know
Speaker 1: me that well, y'all went in on me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was payback because you were so
Speaker 3: mean when we first met, which we've talked about before
Speaker 3: and I've let go of I've let go of.
Speaker 2: That, but you know, it wasn't genuinely mean.
Speaker 4: When I met Josiah. It was the year my mom died.
Speaker 4: And I told him.
Speaker 2: He was I don't know how we got about my problem.
Speaker 3: And I said and I said, oh yeah, my mom
Speaker 3: died this year, and he.
Speaker 1: Goes, okay, and I thought you were joking one and
Speaker 1: two Also you get like, I don't know you, like,
Speaker 1: that's not my problem. I'm sorry, that's horrible like that
Speaker 1: we just met.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I think I only said.
Speaker 1: It because you were being made a yo mama joke.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, which is also like okay, like you're the
Speaker 1: one to be like, actually, my mom's dead.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you were venus fuck to me.
Speaker 2: I don't remember that. Okay, Well I have a note
Speaker 2: saying crying all of my toxic ex girlfriends that are
Speaker 2: that I cheated on making tiktoks about me. Lol, y'all
Speaker 2: are so desperate. Kid over it. You don't have a girlfriend,
Speaker 2: she says, a hello, I cheated on with who you
Speaker 2: were making music.
Speaker 3: You spent twenty minutes of this episode convincing us she
Speaker 3: was your girlfriend, but now you're saying you've been cheating
Speaker 3: on her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why she makes all the good news.
Speaker 4: Oh so I guess you're doing it to benefit like the.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, for the people, exactly.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 2: Well, also, I know I've been like teasing a lot
Speaker 2: recently that I've been reading the Bible. Why I decided
Speaker 2: to join a church and I'm gonna I joined Westboro
Speaker 2: Baptist Church. No, you join there?
Speaker 1: You really actually about any proud?
Speaker 5: Did you do any research before making that decision or.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, if they look you up, they know
Speaker 1: exactly what they do. Oh you know exactly what they
Speaker 1: do with the signs.
Speaker 4: Yes, they're probably gonna kick you out if they look
Speaker 4: you up.
Speaker 1: Online though a straight man that is sexy hot with
Speaker 1: a very defined jawline.
Speaker 5: Literally agree with everything you just said.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you, But y'all are dating. I'm so confused.
Speaker 5: Yeah we're dating. He beats it up.
Speaker 2: What's so bad about Westboro Baptist Church?
Speaker 3: God? Like, that's honestly, that was such a crazy era,
Speaker 3: like them getting on vine and singing that you know
Speaker 3: or dar you about like them singing that was.
Speaker 2: But you have to admit iconic. I mean it has
Speaker 2: stood the test of time. If you just sink God hate,
Speaker 2: anybody can finish that fun. I'm like curious that not anybody,
Speaker 2: not anybody.
Speaker 4: Here's if it'll make a run back to TikTok, like,
Speaker 4: I'm shocked.
Speaker 2: That it has. No they're there. I've seen it on TikTok.
Speaker 2: I'm actually the social media manager for Westboro Baptists. Do
Speaker 2: you read you all of the videos? Were? They were
Speaker 2: my work? Oh wow, you're actually really good.
Speaker 3: You could manage like Charlie Demilio or something now with
Speaker 3: that kind of like I do folio you do?
Speaker 1: Are you like infiltrating from within with them or something
Speaker 1: like a sleep or so yeah?
Speaker 3: Noiting me, Yeah, like you're gonna you're gonna like get in,
Speaker 3: so you'd be like, guys, like, it's okay, Like you
Speaker 3: don't have to be so hateful.
Speaker 2: I like the hate. Oh all right, all right, it's
Speaker 2: giving lo anthony. Okay. Well, Lin's disease is in for
Speaker 2: twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: And it's Zachary's disease. I don't know what that is,
Speaker 1: but that's an interesting name for it. What if it's
Speaker 1: like a really bad.
Speaker 4: I saw somebody on TikTok who had a tick in
Speaker 4: their hair.
Speaker 2: And so fucking gross. You ever popped one? I ever
Speaker 2: got by? How whah?
Speaker 4: We're not from Texas, We're from like normal places with
Speaker 4: building like elevators.
Speaker 2: Oh y'all did both.
Speaker 4: When's the first time you got in an elevator?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 4: Probably not till you moved to Helen.
Speaker 2: No. I actually have a very viscer or.
Speaker 5: Keep going, you got this.
Speaker 2: I have a very vivid, visceral memory of being in
Speaker 2: an elevator for the first time. And it was my
Speaker 2: mom was Christmas shopping and I don't think she thought
Speaker 2: I was sentient yet, and I remember her going into
Speaker 2: the back of the trunk to get her purse, and
Speaker 2: I saw all the presents in the back, but she
Speaker 2: was taking me and Maddel into a doctor's appointment, and
Speaker 2: I remember being in the elevator on the way up
Speaker 2: and being in the waiting room and playing with the.
Speaker 1: Like classic doctor office like toy where you like make
Speaker 1: the balls oh drop.
Speaker 2: No, I know you're talking about.
Speaker 4: Y'all were playing with balls at the doctor that's crazy.
Speaker 5: Also, I just want to I want to celebrate Drew's lexicon.
Speaker 5: He just said sentient and visceral, and I think that's.
Speaker 2: So cool, like thank you. I don't feel like I
Speaker 2: get enough recognition on my vocabulary. Can you spell those words?
Speaker 3: No, he has to say to his iPhone, I heard
Speaker 3: you from the other side of that.
Speaker 1: I was constantly be like walking like Drew walking or excited.
Speaker 4: He'll be like nauseous.
Speaker 1: Wells right now, Yeah, don't play with me. I can't captain.
Speaker 5: I can't, but I'm actually I'm sure you could if you.
Speaker 2: Tried any A U S C I O U S.
Speaker 5: That's probably right.
Speaker 2: Did you put an eye in there? I didn't put
Speaker 2: an eye.
Speaker 4: Nious I'm ns. I feel like that's one of those words.
Speaker 3: I just have to start typing it and my brain
Speaker 3: somewhere in the back just has that kind of information,
Speaker 3: Like like if I'm writing something down, there are a
Speaker 3: lot of words I can just spell if my hands
Speaker 3: start doing the work, because it's like muscle memory.
Speaker 4: But if I have to do it in person, I can't.
Speaker 2: That's how I feel. Making Mama square is Josiah. Where
Speaker 2: I was going to try.
Speaker 3: To make my mom squirt would be like going through
Speaker 3: the dune set and trying to make water show up.
Speaker 2: It would be like this. It would be like this,
Speaker 2: like a that's cloud. Okay, I just have this save
Speaker 2: for some reason. I don't know why I saved it
Speaker 2: in my notes.
Speaker 4: Because you want to do that again?
Speaker 2: Is that what it was?
Speaker 1: Why don't you do your Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, oh yeah, it is time.
Speaker 4: It is time a vibrator.
Speaker 2: Vibrating downloaded the vibrator apps.
Speaker 3: Wait, really, I have a really good idea because your
Speaker 3: month is coming up, So if you want to do
Speaker 3: something fun with your hair, we can do highlights of colors.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the month just true.
Speaker 5: Body is tea. Wait, no body is absolutely.
Speaker 2: Body is coffee. Since it's body is body is milk. Okay, well,
Speaker 2: so since the stand up killed in the TMG episode.
Speaker 2: In our episode, I decided I was going to write
Speaker 2: some more stand up, and I don't know if it's
Speaker 2: as good as last week, but I have like a
Speaker 2: solid two minutes maybe three of stand up.
Speaker 4: That's too long?
Speaker 2: Okay, how old do you have to be to buy alcohol?
Speaker 2: Twenty one? This is like the divine humor, part.
Speaker 1: Divine, divine, masculine, divine humor, no divine?
Speaker 2: Why are there so many chickens crossing the road? Look
Speaker 2: at all those chickens, And why am I so hungry
Speaker 2: all of a sudden? Okay, God's fucked up.
Speaker 4: It is like you're sat next to me.
Speaker 2: Wait, like ten minutes read them to me yesterday? Yeah,
Speaker 2: so in your co wrote this one. In the DARE program,
Speaker 2: they taught me about weed, meth, and heroin, but they
Speaker 2: never taught me about porn.
Speaker 4: Because Drew's addicted to porn.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Money makes me feel like a pirate sometimes I
Speaker 2: want more. I'm getting into the accident.
Speaker 3: Wait, I don't think like pirates say that they like
Speaker 3: the booty.
Speaker 4: They say I want more.
Speaker 1: Oh, it could be it could be like I want
Speaker 1: the booty, the booty, I want more booty.
Speaker 4: I want more.
Speaker 2: Booty that's you when you shut the fuck up. Okay,
Speaker 2: every time I turn on the light in my house,
Speaker 2: I get scared because I see Indian naked.
Speaker 4: At contenuining.
Speaker 2: Then I'm like always naked.
Speaker 1: One originally was I see Indian age and I was like,
Speaker 1: please change it to icy and you naked.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is a good one, lesbian more like the
Speaker 2: good I want to be friends with all of.
Speaker 1: Them lesbian like span.
Speaker 2: Like I fucking cooked y'all.
Speaker 4: That one was really crazy.
Speaker 2: They're good.
Speaker 1: I want to be friends with all of them.
Speaker 2: They will laugh about it even Okay. This is a
Speaker 2: callback to earlier in the episode Gucci more like makes
Speaker 2: me say e because it smells so bad? Oh, by
Speaker 2: the way, why do I get so scared to eat
Speaker 2: in front of the workers at Gucci? Oh? I know
Speaker 2: why they always make me feel bad about eating their shoes. Like,
Speaker 2: have y'all ever tried leather, cork and rubber? It's a
Speaker 2: godly combination? God me or scared me because Kai stands
Speaker 2: in front of them naked and they break.
Speaker 1: Ever go in the bathroom of Kai unless you want
Speaker 1: cuts all everybody.
Speaker 2: It'll shatter, it'll explode.
Speaker 4: It doesn't just like it's gonna like burst at you.
Speaker 2: Okay. Witches are always brewing their potions and ship and
Speaker 2: saying things like I want to cook all the bad
Speaker 2: kids in the world in a cauldron and enya, it's
Speaker 2: like a witch. Okay, okay, okay, yeah? Fuck?
Speaker 4: Did you not write that one?
Speaker 2: Did? I? Uh no?
Speaker 1: I wrote that one yet.
Speaker 2: Monogamy is overrated. Who just wants to have sex with
Speaker 2: one person? Y'all are crazy people. I want to have
Speaker 2: sex without least two hundred people.
Speaker 4: At least two hundred.
Speaker 2: And that is the stand up?
Speaker 4: Wow, that was actually good.
Speaker 2: We'll need to add like, Drew stand up?
Speaker 3: Why do you you sing all of your little things
Speaker 3: in the same key?
Speaker 2: Well, then how would you do it? You don't need
Speaker 2: to sing, just sing Drew stand up? No, sing Drew
Speaker 2: stand up?
Speaker 5: Not doing that?
Speaker 2: What the fuck worlds? Oh my god, yo, Zach sing
Speaker 2: Drew sting up? But see one person on my side,
Speaker 2: one person.
Speaker 5: I'm not going to sing it, but I did laugh
Speaker 5: so fucking herd that I actually pissed myself a little bit.
Speaker 2: You save it your pants? Please? Can y'all answer that?
Speaker 2: Did you save it for me? Because you're supposed to
Speaker 2: save that for.
Speaker 5: Me, it's amazing.
Speaker 4: You could suck on the cotton.
Speaker 2: Cocking. Uh, what's the Furgy video? I didn't see it.
Speaker 2: It's not a video. You remember that picture of her
Speaker 2: where she's singing like this, she pissed her. Someone say
Speaker 2: she talked about it. They would talk about it. Even
Speaker 2: those were the most footstep sounding footsteps I've ever heard. Oh,
Speaker 2: I didn't know we were in the Folly studio.
Speaker 5: No, is this really?
Speaker 2: I want to be a fully artist. I want to
Speaker 2: be a fully artist so bad.
Speaker 3: When Fergie peter her pants while performing Let's Get It
Speaker 3: Started in two thousand and five, I'm running on.
Speaker 1: Stage Let's get it started, more like Let's get It
Speaker 1: farted A.
Speaker 2: Sorry I didn't write that one down. I just I'm
Speaker 2: trying like improv.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't do that.
Speaker 3: When Fergie peter pants while performing Let's Get It Started
Speaker 3: two thousand and five, I'm running on stage and we
Speaker 3: jump and do Let's Get It Started. And I get
Speaker 3: crazy and I jump and I run across the stage
Speaker 3: and my adrenaline was going in Gosh.
Speaker 4: I wish it didn't happen. I was so embarrassed.
Speaker 3: Like also that being her statement, like the interviewer who
Speaker 3: asked her that question is so far up?
Speaker 4: What else is she supposed to say?
Speaker 1: Like her being like, so, I won an audio recording
Speaker 1: of that interview.
Speaker 2: I'm being like, so, did you pee yourself?
Speaker 4: So? Can you explain this photo?
Speaker 2: Would get about it?
Speaker 3: Even she should have just said she started her period.
Speaker 3: That's would have been my get but I guess it
Speaker 3: was not. Red y'all says that she scored and she
Speaker 3: was so happy. Needle and then she could made it
Speaker 3: a sexy vibe.
Speaker 2: Brain store needle. Laurel, Laurel, Yanny, Yanny, Yanny, Laurel. Let's
Speaker 2: get into is the dress black or blue or white?
Speaker 2: And gold? It's why gold?
Speaker 1: And that man tried to kill his wife.
Speaker 2: I saw that.
Speaker 1: I see that to me, But you know what, honestly,
Speaker 1: when I saw that, I was like, I don't care.
Speaker 2: Did he kill his wife? No, he tried to.
Speaker 1: I don't get I've tried to kill y'all like at
Speaker 1: least yeah, Like that's not interesting to me at all.
Speaker 1: I get dry ice and I put it in a
Speaker 1: bucket in y'all's room, and I try to fill it
Speaker 1: up with carbon dioxide.
Speaker 2: What the fuck do y'all suffocate in your sleep.
Speaker 3: Oh, I hit my puffs so many times. That's going
Speaker 3: to take a lot more than that to like suffocate me.
Speaker 2: Yeah. True.
Speaker 1: Also, I want to make this I recently watched some
Speaker 1: of the guest episodes, right, and I'm the only guest.
Speaker 1: You guys don't have any questions for me. You don't you.
Speaker 2: Just because you're an extension of a Yeah, well what
Speaker 2: do you? You don't you? But you never have any
Speaker 2: questions for me where you're like, oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have a question. When are you gonna start
Speaker 4: fucking paying rent since you stay at our house so much? Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's my question for you.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not the one who like, when I'm leaving,
Speaker 1: you guys like beg me to stay right.
Speaker 2: Right, It's because we get alone, Like because me and
Speaker 2: you're essentially like the same person at this point, so
Speaker 2: like we get alone with our thoughts and it's like
Speaker 2: talking to a mirror.
Speaker 4: Well, look how scary we look in this? We look
Speaker 4: like we do math, Like, we look like a really.
Speaker 2: Scary did I saw that? And I do not fuck
Speaker 2: with that? Put that on the episode? Was that at
Speaker 2: Coachella when I wore them move? Yeah?
Speaker 1: The hot Cheetos rebrand is horrible. They did it rebrand, Yes,
Speaker 1: the bags are horrible.
Speaker 2: They didn't. Don't if it ain't broke, don't fix it
Speaker 2: because it looks terrible. And I haven't bought hot Cheetos
Speaker 2: since because the packaging is horrible. That movie was really
Speaker 2: good though, apparently people loved it and it was super good.
Speaker 2: Was Ryan Reynolds in it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: I was joking.
Speaker 1: Apparently it was Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 2: No, actually, never mind, you should talk about you. Look
Speaker 2: at the new rebrand looks terrible. Wait, what's the new one?
Speaker 2: So the new one just looks like that triple extra hot. No,
Speaker 2: it's so, I guess.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the new one looks like it's the extra extra
Speaker 4: hot one.
Speaker 1: It's like, which would make me be like, oh, those
Speaker 1: are probably really hot.
Speaker 2: Exactly, and I don't want that, Like I want the
Speaker 2: old bag where it was like.
Speaker 3: Why like the real like picture of it that they
Speaker 3: put on the bag? Fucking insane.
Speaker 1: How did they get a cheetah to be holding them?
Speaker 1: That's kind of interesting.
Speaker 2: Fucking cartoon Josiah, that is a fucking card. I think
Speaker 2: it's holly weird.
Speaker 1: They drugged the cheetah.
Speaker 2: Okay, the last thing I want to talk about is
Speaker 2: when I was very young, I wanted to be a rapper,
Speaker 2: really badly. Like I'm not kidding. I wanted to be
Speaker 2: like the next eminem like I really like, I wanted
Speaker 2: to so badly, and I.
Speaker 4: Had a beat to save your life, like.
Speaker 2: Hold on, let's talk about the pink Dot lyric and
Speaker 2: the world getting smushed. You can barely do it, okay.
Speaker 1: But I can write on a beat, like I can
Speaker 1: write the notes, the notes.
Speaker 2: Josiah, can I write on the beat? Tell me? I
Speaker 2: don't fucking cook. Sometimes you can know most of the
Speaker 2: time because look at all of the footage. I'm the
Speaker 2: one planting the seeds and the ideas.
Speaker 1: I think you have good ideas. I think just when
Speaker 1: you're actually getting on the mic, it gets kind of
Speaker 1: difficult for you.
Speaker 2: Sometimes. That's the truth. It's not a bad But I'm.
Speaker 4: Not even making fun of you too, because I'm like.
Speaker 1: No better, it's not you guys as job no true true, true,
Speaker 1: true true.
Speaker 2: I'm not actually not know.
Speaker 3: He asked if he could sing on the next Greer album,
Speaker 3: and Jesse was like, I mean, like I.
Speaker 2: Did not actually get offended. You're like you're shifting my reality?
Speaker 1: Well, know what actually happened?
Speaker 2: Does you're shifting my reality? Literally? Literally? What is it?
Speaker 2: Diary or no diorama?
Speaker 5: Reality distortion?
Speaker 2: Yeah, reality distortion.
Speaker 1: Also yeah, a new Girl album coming. Yeah, Oh that's
Speaker 1: what we wanted to add. Oh yeah, they actually want.
Speaker 2: To ask you about that. How has the process been
Speaker 2: recording that album? Oh?
Speaker 4: Question, No, it's been good.
Speaker 1: Please don't there's not much less? Oh file a saus eliminade. No,
Speaker 1: it's going good though. The boys are happy, everyone's being
Speaker 1: and it's probably not gonna come out for a while.
Speaker 1: So I don't even know why I'm talking about it.
Speaker 1: Maybe there will be a single, maybe the whole album
Speaker 1: will come out this year. I'm not acknowledging that you're saying.
Speaker 1: We can tell when you're saying that. I'm I'm eating.
Speaker 4: Because like you're always eating, because you're so.
Speaker 1: Good, because my figure is great. I feel amazing about it,
Speaker 1: and I like what I see when I look in
Speaker 1: the mirror.
Speaker 2: How did you distortion? Maybe I have zachary disease.
Speaker 3: Well, I asked if I could sing on the album,
Speaker 3: and he said, hmm, maybe so, And.
Speaker 2: Then I asked if I could sing on the album
Speaker 2: and he said, that's a fucking litely not.
Speaker 1: Well, because it's like Drew, you don't have a singing
Speaker 1: voice like that.
Speaker 4: And then Drew was like, yeah, well like a song.
Speaker 2: If you put me.
Speaker 4: On a song and get like three million, four millions.
Speaker 2: You realize I was doing a fucking bit. Well yes, okay,
Speaker 2: well it doesn't I do, because you were saying it
Speaker 2: was I was actually offended. I was, I am because
Speaker 2: you're shifting my reaction. You're shifting and you're reality.
Speaker 1: Making it sound like to the rest of them that
Speaker 1: I was that he was pressed, but I when in reality,
Speaker 1: And it was the one who got mad last night
Speaker 1: when I touched her screen off funky because.
Speaker 3: My car, like like audio OX system sucks fucking ass
Speaker 3: and it's fucking insane.
Speaker 4: If you get in the car and you touch the
Speaker 4: screen and like fuck with it.
Speaker 3: Before you let it like just start up and do
Speaker 3: its thing, the OX doesn't work, like it can't connect
Speaker 3: to anything.
Speaker 2: And just I had got in and started Well, now
Speaker 2: I know your weakness.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you shouldn't have bought a piece of ship car.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, he says, I drive a nice, a nice
Speaker 1: sensible Honta Civic.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, anyways, I wanted to be a rapper really
Speaker 2: really badly, and there was this one beat that I
Speaker 2: listened to all the time. I would literally listen to it,
Speaker 2: like un ironically all the time, just like thinking thoughts
Speaker 2: in my head, and I'm about to show.
Speaker 3: You this is out of wirelying. I wasn't in the
Speaker 3: same of the camera car. I was like, okay, says
Speaker 3: mister noe hair hair so much.
Speaker 1: You are not winning the crazy battles. So I'm winning
Speaker 1: the crazy battle.
Speaker 2: This beat truly truly like shifted everything from me.
Speaker 3: I know what it is.
Speaker 1: It's a joker me bro hey, I got so many
Speaker 1: rat my verse, I got so many. We recorded the
Speaker 1: three of us, which this probably came full circle for you,
Speaker 1: true very important.
Speaker 2: We recorded this the beat to y'all. Yeah, Like it
Speaker 2: was like a very real thing, Like it felt really good.
Speaker 2: What was my verse job?
Speaker 4: The worst vibe ever? Like we all were so like.
Speaker 2: Dicks up in my butt? That was mine? Yours? Actually?
Speaker 2: Like was it the dyna sore fingers line?
Speaker 1: It was I'm fingering your mom.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm fingering your mom.
Speaker 1: I got a dinosaur finger.
Speaker 2: It was like the worst, the worst thing I've ever
Speaker 2: heard of in my life. Do you have it on
Speaker 2: your phone?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I have it on a computer. We should outro with
Speaker 2: this song if we can.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll think about it, because I think I'm evil
Speaker 3: in that song.
Speaker 5: I have just like if you want to ask Josiah
Speaker 5: legitimate question, I have a legitimate question for him, like
Speaker 5: podcast vibs. Yeah, like are you good? Are you okay?
Speaker 2: My god?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I answered?
Speaker 1: Are you first name? Are you last night? I love
Speaker 1: seeing y'all?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, seriously, like you feel good?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I'm good?
Speaker 5: Okay, Then why would you destroy someone's relationship? But yes,
Speaker 5: it's just my question.
Speaker 2: Whose relationship?
Speaker 4: That's an illegitimate relationship?
Speaker 2: Wait? Wait?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 1: Was it your hither and your father when I fucked
Speaker 1: your mama for ten years like a fucking animal?
Speaker 5: Did ten years like an animal?
Speaker 2: Huh?
Speaker 5: Did you actually do that?
Speaker 1: Ship?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah no, since I've been thirteen, I don't even.
Speaker 5: I don't even know if you're going in jail, bro,
Speaker 5: I don't even know about that. You're ruining my fucking life.
Speaker 2: Sorry? All right?
Speaker 4: Do you have sty corner?
Speaker 2: Um? Yes, but I have to find them first.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna do media.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, a Walmart ex Drew clam I'm not kidding, I.
Speaker 4: Want Walmart.
Speaker 1: They wanted me to go into a Walmart and take
Speaker 1: pictures with ship. It's crazy.
Speaker 3: Well, my media of the week is choked by the Cardigans.
Speaker 3: Nothing will change my mind text Crick laughing, the guests
Speaker 3: who've in Terror Highway America and George Martin and.
Speaker 1: What's not So that's like one of my favorite songs
Speaker 1: on that record, Choke and I feel like everyone hates it.
Speaker 2: No, I forgot one of the best ones. It's great and.
Speaker 4: Sexy to Someone by Clara see just Somebody and would tell.
Speaker 1: Me, yeah, money, I like the new Billy.
Speaker 2: Billie Eilish, just I do your media my media? Uh fuck?
Speaker 1: Let me think the movie that movie that I saw?
Speaker 4: What movie? Did you see?
Speaker 2: That one?
Speaker 1: That one movie? I don't fucking know. I wasn't prepared
Speaker 1: for this.
Speaker 2: The meme account is actually going so viral right now.
Speaker 2: Like I went from getting like one to two likes
Speaker 2: on every post to nine four seven.
Speaker 4: Well, I also did go through in like eighteen thousand eight.
Speaker 2: Oh It's Dark Lady by cher.
Speaker 3: Oh isn't that the one that what's her nuts couldn't sing?
Speaker 2: Mirage Got Home On.
Speaker 1: Actually such a good song, and that one fucking does
Speaker 1: these Springfield song You guys can figure it out.
Speaker 2: Okay, So.
Speaker 1: And still baby Reindeer, I'm still that's still my media.
Speaker 2: Okay, drew Sia up there. I opened two gifts this morning.
Speaker 2: They were my eyes. Thank you, Lord Westborough has changed me.
Speaker 2: Shut the fuck.
Speaker 4: That's your only media.
Speaker 2: Yeah, group breastfeeding starts in ten minutes. This is more
Speaker 2: of a visual one. So I'm gonna send their pants.
Speaker 4: That's a good joke.
Speaker 2: It's like multiplace.
Speaker 4: How are we gonna get to play Fortnite? Or do
Speaker 4: you have to go?
Speaker 1: I don't know because I don't want to deal with
Speaker 1: the traffic. Maybe if we have a little bit of.
Speaker 2: Right everybody check your phones, I'll show you guys, Josiah,
Speaker 2: since you have. I wish it's an island where I belong. Oh,
Speaker 2: freak island.
Speaker 1: That's like kind of my place where you're from. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's Epstein's Island.
Speaker 2: Yeah it is. Wait, think it's in the car with
Speaker 2: Kim Kardashian and yeah, hold on, who the fuck is that?
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding who is that?
Speaker 4: It's me?
Speaker 2: I think it's Kai in the back. I think it's
Speaker 2: Kai in the back seat.
Speaker 5: Okay, God, there's no way that you guys seriously think
Speaker 5: that's me.
Speaker 2: Is that not you?
Speaker 3: No, that's not me, because right now you're serving like
Speaker 3: you got your beat done by like makeup by Harriel
Speaker 3: before you got here, and this might be like on and.
Speaker 5: Off three hundred year old person in the car.
Speaker 4: The first I was like, wait, is that real? What
Speaker 4: is he there?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, no, no, okay, my media is
Speaker 2: a baby kiya Kai? What was meet computer song you
Speaker 2: sent me? I really liked that one.
Speaker 5: Oh, let me let me find it.
Speaker 2: Actually, I have the album right here. There's Morning again.
Speaker 2: Shut down entirely, Yeah, shut down entirely. And then I've
Speaker 2: already said burial like a hundred times, but untrue. It's
Speaker 2: just like my fucking vibe. Oh you guys do need
Speaker 2: my help.
Speaker 4: No, I'm the opposite of the hands with it you
Speaker 4: were doing last night.
Speaker 1: You were like, you guys do need my help? This
Speaker 1: is unacceptable. I'm the opposite of Supernanny with this podcast.
Speaker 1: I come like every few months and I fucking.
Speaker 2: You shift our reality, our views. Tank.
Speaker 4: Well, you're saying you're altering my reality. You're altering my reality.
Speaker 2: Sifting my reality, altering my reality. I don't remember anymore.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: Well, also my attractive let me know in the comments below,
Speaker 1: because it's been freaking me out lately.
Speaker 4: You are attractive.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. My You're beautiful, You're beautiful. This
Speaker 2: is talking about this. I'll wrap it.
Speaker 5: Up with this. Drew only smashes tens. So if he's
Speaker 5: hitting that, not hitting this, what are you talking about?
Speaker 5: What the I'm losing my mind over the top. Okay.
Speaker 2: In the gym, I was just like screaming, I'm not
Speaker 2: a twink. I'm not a twink, just for like fifteen
Speaker 2: minutes straight and scaring everybody in there. And there was
Speaker 2: this creep azoid sitting in the corner because there's like
Speaker 2: a seat that no one sits on in the fucking
Speaker 2: locker room. He was and he was like he like
Speaker 2: looked at Dreams like looked at me.
Speaker 1: He was like, And I was like, you're a creep
Speaker 1: sitting there for thirty minutes in the locker room watching
Speaker 1: all the naked guys.
Speaker 3: I was looking at him and judging him as if
Speaker 3: Drew isn't in the hallways yelling I'm not a twink.
Speaker 3: I'm not a twink. I'm not a twink like you
Speaker 3: got stuck on loop. Yeah, defend yourself and I just
Speaker 3: don't get defensive alingainga.
Speaker 2: All right, does anybody watch Young Shell Guys?
Speaker 4: Thank you, guys so much for watching
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