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Speaker 1: Welcome back, guys, come.

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Speaker 2: Back so long.

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Speaker 3: It feels weird being right directly in front of the

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Speaker 3: camera like this because I'm.

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Speaker 4: Just staring down the lens. I'm looking you in your eyes.

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Speaker 4: You're not alone. I see you. This is Josiah.

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Speaker 2: If anybody our first guest in the new set, Hey,

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Speaker 2: it's only right. It's a movie. It's a movie.

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Speaker 1: I'm the only one that could get on such short notice.

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Speaker 4: He's the only free person we could get on set.

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Speaker 1: Also, Drew, I'm sorry, but the whole episode, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be looking at myself in that dvy, right, and you're

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Speaker 1: welcome it.

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Speaker 3: Half the time when we're doing an episode and I'm

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Speaker 3: looking at d I'm looking past him, and I'm looking

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Speaker 3: at myself because I'm making sure my side.

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Speaker 2: That's typical for me. I'm used to being looked through,

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Speaker 2: not seen, not cared for. Really, So if you have

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Speaker 2: some gifts for you, oh, I think you're gonna really

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Speaker 2: like it.

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Speaker 3: I have a feeling this is gonna make me laugh.

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Speaker 3: It will make you laugh even Oh my god, guys,

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Speaker 3: we got gifts.

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Speaker 2: We got gifts from TMG. Are you fucking kidding me?

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Speaker 4: Wait? Wait, wait, wait.

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Speaker 2: I'm literally about to throw up.

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Speaker 4: Oh wait yeah, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.

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Speaker 2: Wait no, y'alls so hard to open.

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Speaker 4: No these okay, I got really scared Cape recorder. I

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Speaker 4: was like, fuck, I have back, Like I don't have this.

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Speaker 4: This is awesome, and I'm gonna t.

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Speaker 2: I'm like literally shaking holy ship.

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Speaker 4: I actually can't believe that this is perfect because we're

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Speaker 4: going to Texas.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, wait, we need to explain.

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Speaker 3: So me and Drew are obsessed with teenage engineer and

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Speaker 3: we've been like telling the TMG team that we really

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Speaker 3: want this, even though it is like ludicrous and it's

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Speaker 3: like the most ridiculous ask ever. It's literally two bitches

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Speaker 3: who get like a team behind them, and we're like,

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Speaker 3: just give me the jet, Like, give me the jet,

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Speaker 3: this is our equivalent.

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Speaker 4: And we just got the jet, y'all, but no emissions.

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Speaker 2: Holy shit, Thank you got so much.

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Speaker 4: It's actually awesome.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: I needed this. You have no idea how much I

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Speaker 4: needed this right now?

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Speaker 2: Oh god, wow, thank you so much.

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Speaker 4: This is actually awesome. I thought it was going to

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Speaker 4: be something really stupid.

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Speaker 1: They have been talking about these microphones.

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Speaker 2: I'm not joking, y'all. I've even emailed them asking for

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Speaker 2: them because they were sold out. When I wanted to

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Speaker 2: buy them, they didn't get a respond from Belgium, really

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Speaker 2: really Belgium. Wowow, thank you so much.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is perfect because we're going to

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Speaker 3: Texas so we can like.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, my god, thank.

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Speaker 4: You so much.

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Speaker 2: This is this is actually lit. I trying to open it.

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Speaker 3: They make them like actually impossible to open. When I

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Speaker 3: got my tape recorder, like it took me so long

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Speaker 3: to learn how.

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Speaker 4: To open it. Now but I'm like, I'm really well

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Speaker 4: versed in teenage engineer.

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Speaker 2: Because I actually have so much suff I have an

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Speaker 2: OP one.

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Speaker 3: Well, thank you guys so much. I actually can't believe this. Damn,

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Speaker 3: this is awesome.

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Speaker 2: Damn I can't even get it.

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Speaker 3: Also, what's cool is this big plastic acrilla case is

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Speaker 3: going to be here eighteen hundred years after I die

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Speaker 3: and they're going to be like, what the fuck.

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Speaker 2: Was in this?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 2: Teenage?

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Speaker 4: And did y'all get for Josiah?

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Speaker 1: My gift is the wrapping paper? Paper? Okay, for you guys,

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Speaker 1: paper is my kink?

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Speaker 2: Oh are my.

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Speaker 4: My friend?

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Speaker 2: You hate that? Okay? So thank you? Yeah, thank y'all

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Speaker 2: Okay to start this episode after the beautiful gift giving,

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Speaker 2: I just wanted to start by saying, I don't know

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Speaker 2: if this is something weird or something that I only do,

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Speaker 2: or if this is something that all men do, which

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure Josiah and Kay are part of this.

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Speaker 2: But I haven't been wiping my ass for like fifteen

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Speaker 2: days and it's actually been like super sick because like

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Speaker 2: it's easier, it saves money on toilet paper. Also, I

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Speaker 2: don't do this at all. Okay, well Kai does, so

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Speaker 2: you have three.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you're rejoicing that you have a similarity with Kai

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Speaker 1: when it comes to hygiene.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's that's my boy. And after fifteen days, you

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Speaker 2: just get to peel it off like a little scab.

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Speaker 4: That's the billbo Wait, how is poop still? Okay?

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Speaker 2: No, we can't do this, Yeah, we can't.

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Speaker 5: Look it looks like a piece of calamari at the end.

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Speaker 5: Here's the thing, guys, really quick, if anybody's interested in

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Speaker 5: doing this process, don't just go straight into it. Go

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Speaker 5: from wiping to just dabbing or slash putting pushing it

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Speaker 5: back in so then you can go cold turkey pushing

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Speaker 5: it back in just check the subreddit. What's up?

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Speaker 4: Are you full of poop? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Wait, that reminds me of the phono when twins get

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Speaker 2: this little belly that means they have a turd in

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Speaker 2: the chamber.

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Speaker 3: I wish, like, have you ever seen Drew post like

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Speaker 3: a meme to his story on his meme account and

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Speaker 3: be like, y'all were going viral?

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Speaker 4: Like, have you ever witnessed?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: I don't, Well, he does that all the time. Anytime

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Speaker 3: a meme on his meme ca page gets like.

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Speaker 2: Me, cage, what the fuck?

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Speaker 4: Because your mome' say just so crazy they need to

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Speaker 4: be locked up the hate.

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Speaker 3: Actually, but anytime a post gets like literally eight likes,

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Speaker 3: Drew will post it to a story and be like.

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Speaker 4: Y'all, we're going viral, We're going viral.

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Speaker 3: And then I was curious because I was like, wait,

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Speaker 3: we need to go through your archive of your stories

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Speaker 3: to see how often you said that. His only stories

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Speaker 3: on his meme page are him reposting his own things

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Speaker 3: saying we're coming viral?

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Speaker 1: Did I actually do know what you're talking about now?

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Speaker 1: Because Drew since like fucking twenty eighteen, has been showing

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Speaker 1: me his page and when a meme gets more than

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Speaker 2: He's like, dude, it's like blowing up. We're cooking. We're cooking,

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Speaker 2: I'm cooking. Well, there's only like sixty nine sixty nine

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Speaker 2: followers on, so are on that laugh?

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Speaker 4: It's like the craziest thing. What the fake laugh he

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Speaker 1: That was just side you know, that just came out

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Speaker 1: of it.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I do not watch the new season of Drag Race

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Speaker 1: All Stars. It is so brought ran horrible.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I like when they're mean, Like I want to see.

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Speaker 1: There's no steaks on the season. No one can go home,

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Speaker 1: no one's winning with.

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Speaker 4: Everybody against red meat.

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Speaker 1: Now damn, Oh there's no steaks.

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Speaker 2: Damn. That's damn.

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Speaker 1: Well.

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Speaker 3: The other day, when it was a full moon, me

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Speaker 3: Andrew stood in our backyard and stared up at the

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Speaker 3: moon because we're crazy people, and we were just.

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Speaker 2: Saying, oh yeah, and I said, I want to let

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Speaker 2: go of all the toxic and bad things in my life.

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Speaker 2: And what did you say?

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Speaker 3: I said, I might not make it through my sleep,

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Speaker 3: I might disappear in my sleep.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And I told them to take it back because

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Speaker 4: I wanted to live.

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Speaker 2: When there's a full moon, you release, you release all

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Speaker 2: the things you don't want in your life. And when

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Speaker 2: oh no, no, when there's a yeah yeah, when there's

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Speaker 2: a full moon, you release. When there's a no moon,

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Speaker 2: you speak the things you want into your life. Since

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Speaker 2: it's a new you're born and new, what are you doing?

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Speaker 5: I was trying to flip off jo side because I'm

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Speaker 5: fucking pissed off at him, and I think everyone here

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Speaker 5: knows why.

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Speaker 4: Oh, because Josi's Drew's boyfriend.

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Speaker 5: Yes, Joe size Drew's boyfriend, and you brought him on

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Speaker 5: the podcast and now you're rubbing What is this that

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Speaker 5: makes me feel?

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Speaker 1: I'm not talking about this on the podcast number, so

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Speaker 1: you can't even be mad.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not, No, I not, no, I not. That's

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Speaker 2: my response to I have you got my help? This

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Speaker 2: is unacceptable.

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Speaker 1: I really wanted to come today dressed as super nanny,

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Speaker 1: like super bad like Zach. We literally were contemplating at

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Speaker 1: one am last night, texting you saying like, can you

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Speaker 1: get a supernanny outfit for tomorrow? Oh my god, that

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Speaker 1: babies are going to be crazy.

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Speaker 2: Exactly exactly they really are. They're gonna come out skinny

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Speaker 2: as fun like the Zekea virus. Babies with the shrinking heads.

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Speaker 2: Does that affect men? Though? What?

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Speaker 1: I think that disease is only for the girls.

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Speaker 2: What Zeka, I didn't know that.

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Speaker 4: I don't think that's real. That sounds like something you

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Speaker 2: No, Zeica is a very real thing, you get.

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Speaker 3: I know, Zica's real girl. I've like my life is

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Speaker 3: a movie. I'm always in the airports and stuff. So

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Speaker 3: I remember when they had it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, and you have zeca virus?

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Speaker 3: Well had Oh I got rid of it. I got

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Speaker 3: past it. But yeah, I know that it's a real thing.

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Speaker 3: But Josie is trying to claim that if a man

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Speaker 3: had zekea virus like it would it'd be like HPV

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Speaker 3: like you just like it wouldn't be a thing for.

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Speaker 1: Wait, the TV network hp No, that's HGTV, oh MTV,

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Speaker 1: Like I don't think any what's the oh the hbos oh?

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Speaker 3: Three people who just spend all their time together watching

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Speaker 3: TV like that's we literally get bad when Josie comes

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Speaker 3: over to the house and somebody invites us out to

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Speaker 3: a plane where like.

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Speaker 4: Fuck, okay, well that's like throwing a rench in our plans.

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Speaker 2: And the play for ordering wings stuff.

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Speaker 1: And watching drag Race and playing Fortnite.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Fortnite. The new season of Fortnite is so good.

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Speaker 2: It's so good.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, are you playing with bullshit they did to us

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Speaker 5: last time?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 5: For real, why was it Greek mythology?

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Speaker 4: Because the zodiacs and stuff, the zodiac signs and stuff.

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Speaker 5: Actually there is.

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Speaker 1: No astrology like it, Like, I don't even think that's.

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Speaker 4: Y'all are on what I'm on?

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Speaker 2: We are.

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Speaker 3: Lithium is hitting right now.

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Speaker 2: The new season is so fun. I could see how

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Speaker 2: it would be horrible if you played alone, but with

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Speaker 2: like a group of people, it is so good. It

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Speaker 2: brought me back.

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Speaker 3: Playing it alone actually makes me so fucking mad. And

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Speaker 4: My fingers were really cramped after I was playing four.

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Speaker 4: But it just was reminding me. I don't know, like,

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Speaker 2: I want to know?

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Speaker 4: Just say it just oh finger blasting your mother?

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Speaker 2: One is that one?

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Speaker 4: This one is the main one.

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Speaker 5: This one.

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Speaker 4: Oh, it is that one.

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Speaker 2: It is one? Oh, it's that one. It's this one.

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Speaker 5: Because this is I've been like.

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Speaker 2: I see the type of person that you are. Wait,

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Speaker 3: There's this fucking game that we went to a friend's

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Speaker 4: Don't know who I am I don't know who I am.

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Speaker 4: Who am I? I can't see myself?

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Speaker 2: Which one show me to me? Please? Oh okay, so

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Speaker 2: y'all know show it to me, Rachel. Y'all know show

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Speaker 2: when you could say show me to me, Rachel, and

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Speaker 2: Rachel's name is ayahuasca. Oh my god, I'm so fucking fried.

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Speaker 4: Rachel is saying show you're speaking to yourself, like, show.

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Speaker 2: Me to me, please. Rachel's God in this scenario, Okay,

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Speaker 4: We don't we just started.

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Speaker 2: If you just don't get it, I really don't.

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Speaker 4: I actually don't.

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Speaker 3: When we were at that same game night before, we

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Speaker 3: I felt the exact way an infant does when their

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Speaker 2: And I was like sitting on the couch, like on

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Speaker 2: my god, oh wow, you always gotta well that's my team,

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Speaker 2: Like we're teammates at this point, Like I bought a jersey,

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Speaker 2: like we're part of the squad. Kyrie and Luca Kyrie

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Speaker 4: You ain't him up. You're not a teammate, you're a fan.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, Mark Cuban.

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Speaker 1: Mark Cuban died yesterday.

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Speaker 2: I know, yeah, fuck you.

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Speaker 4: I would have seen that.

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Speaker 2: I keep up.

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Speaker 4: I would have seen that.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, so Kyrie and Luca best backcourt in the

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Speaker 2: league right now, cooking Rudy Gobert, the efensive player of

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Speaker 2: the Year. Yeah fucking right. That team was built to

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Speaker 2: beat the Nuggets, and the Nuggets only the reigning champions,

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Speaker 2: and the MAVs are going to sweep them unfortunately tonight,

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Speaker 2: and it's gonna be very sad for him. And I'm

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Speaker 5: I don't understand basketball or sports or anything, but I'm

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Speaker 5: a good ass boyfriend and I fucking spoiled you and

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Speaker 5: I take him to court side.

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Speaker 2: Why you say ship like that, I'm a good ass.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean the girls are fighting? You want

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Speaker 2: a girl here?

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Speaker 4: Lulu?

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Speaker 1: Chocolate chocolate potato chicken?

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Speaker 2: Okay, chocolate okay, knock knock? Who's there? Potato potato? Who

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Speaker 2: potato chicken?

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Speaker 4: This is like really like one of those episodes.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna watch back and be like, what the already mortified?

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Speaker 1: I'm I feel like every episode that I come on

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Speaker 1: and you're like, well, we'll just have Josie on, it'll

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Speaker 2: It's just a different type of vibe.

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Speaker 3: Well, when I finished my period, every few days after that,

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Speaker 3: I get really scared that there's a chance that I

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm fucking out of here. I can't do this ship.

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Speaker 2: I literally just threw up in my mouth.

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Speaker 4: Do you know how hard it is being a girl.

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Speaker 2: Y'all always complaining about some ship, Like you don't have

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Speaker 2: Sephora Rogue sale right around the corner, know what.

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Speaker 4: You call today? She was like, wait, where are you going?

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Speaker 4: You're going to the Sephora Roadsale?

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Speaker 2: It j Siah, I thought it was the Roadsale? What

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Speaker 2: the fuck is the rogue sail? Rogue like red, rogue

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Speaker 2: wave rogue like red?

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Speaker 4: Is that not what it is?

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Speaker 2: I don't know if that's girl.

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Speaker 4: I'm going crazy in the Sephora Rogue.

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Speaker 1: Oh I have a good idea for Sephora, the Sephora Challenge.

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Speaker 1: Just go into Sephora, run in there, try to eat

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Speaker 1: as much makeup as you can before you throw up.

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Speaker 2: Oh, should we prank called Gucci again?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, me and Josiah we're doing okay. So me

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Speaker 2: and Josiah kai touch that, don't fucking touch that.

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Speaker 5: I was told by the team that Drew needs a

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Speaker 5: little bit more room on his left side.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow. Also, I'm so fucking big that I need.

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Speaker 5: That's not the that is.

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Speaker 2: Not a lot of the shot, right, yeah, it's not shocking.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is crazy.

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Speaker 1: What makeup shade is that? What makeup shade is that

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Speaker 1: malt liquor?

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Speaker 2: You know he's yes, I do. Okay. So Inya left

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Speaker 2: And when we're home alone, when we have custody of

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Speaker 2: Josiah and me and Josidah just get into ship like

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Speaker 2: we do. Fine ship, we're having home alone. Mistake number one.

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Speaker 4: Keep looking at this camera.

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Speaker 2: Sorry. So we decided to prank call. So our victims

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Speaker 2: this time were luxury brand stores, so like Gucci, Prada,

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Speaker 2: Me and Mew Louis Vatony. We never called them.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, it's and it was so bad business

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Speaker 3: there all are with my business.

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Speaker 1: You know your business there is buying things.

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Speaker 2: The business in question. So we started prank calling all

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Speaker 2: of them and I don't know. Oh no, we started with.

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Speaker 1: That woss sneakers because we called them. I like I've

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Speaker 1: called them in the past, I like, do you guys

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Speaker 1: have gay shoes?

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Speaker 2: Because that always tends to like stump them.

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Speaker 1: They're like, wait, like gay shoes and I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the Karachi's like gay shoes, like for for Pride month,

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Speaker 1: like my son wants to go to school and then

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Speaker 1: show his colors.

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Speaker 2: And they're like, oh, oh, well, then we Josiah decided

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Speaker 2: to ask them if he could eat the shoes, and

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Speaker 2: so it's like literally not funny, Like I don't know

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Speaker 2: why it's so funny to us. Yeah, but we decided

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Speaker 2: they'd be like wait, what do you mean, like you

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Speaker 2: want you want to?

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Speaker 3: It's like the best praying call because one it is

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Speaker 3: not only so harmless, but it genuinely gets the person

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Speaker 3: on the other line asking questions, because usually the person

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Speaker 3: the person actually believes it because first they started out

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Speaker 3: and they would be like, oh, no, you have you

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Speaker 3: can't just buy our like you can't just eat our product.

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Speaker 3: You have to buy it, and then Josie would be like,

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Speaker 3: oh no, of course I'm gonna buy it, but like,

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Speaker 3: can I eat it in the store?

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Speaker 2: And I eat the shoes in front of you, and

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Speaker 2: then it would like evolve into can I eat your shoes?

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Speaker 1: And they'd be like okay, unless it was a woman,

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Speaker 1: because I'm not going to do that. We got it

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Speaker 2: And then we called like have you tried the lover?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah. We We also called Gucci and said that someone

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Speaker 2: took a bite out of the purse. Ooh yeah, I

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Speaker 2: bought a.

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Speaker 1: Purse for my wife yesterday and I there's a bite

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Speaker 1: taken out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. And then it evolved into us admitting that we

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Speaker 2: were the wife that ate by her and they were like,

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Speaker 2: well you can't fucking return that, bro. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Then she was like okay, well then I can't help you.

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Speaker 1: And then he was like, should I just eat the

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Speaker 1: whole bag because it tastes really starving?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: And then we called land Rover and asked them if

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Speaker 2: we could eat if we could eat a Defender Pie No, no,

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Speaker 2: a land Range range Rover sport because this by piece

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Speaker 2: bolt by Bold defenderilling. Yeah, because I told him.

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Speaker 1: I was like, okay, like I'm doing this thing where

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Speaker 1: like every year I consume a whole car bit by

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Speaker 1: bit throughout the year, So like, can I come in

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Speaker 1: and taste test some of the bolts? Like and he

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Speaker 1: was like what And I was like, I know, it

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Speaker 1: sounds crazy, Like I had half an engine for breakfast

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Speaker 1: this morning, and he was like, you want to eat

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Speaker 1: the car?

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Speaker 4: And like you can't eat the car.

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Speaker 3: And Josie was like, can I just taste like taste

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Speaker 3: tests like something under the hood where no one will

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00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,679
Speaker 3: see it, Like I'll just take a bowl or like

449
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,920
Speaker 3: lick the engine or have some of the oil that's

450
00:19:58,960 --> 00:19:59,240
Speaker 3: in there.

451
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:02,720
Speaker 2: We'll insert some videos of it. I'll find I filmed

452
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:06,720
Speaker 2: literally every single one of them. I was curious if

453
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:10,080
Speaker 2: I could come in and just like eat the shoes,

454
00:20:12,119 --> 00:20:16,480
Speaker 2: to eat the shoes, to.

455
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,120
Speaker 5: Damage the product.

456
00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:20,199
Speaker 2: I think, no, no, no, I mean like I want to

457
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:24,320
Speaker 2: buy the shoes first and then eat them.

458
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,440
Speaker 5: You're gonna buy them eat?

459
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:34,760
Speaker 1: Oh, I would want to purchase them first.

460
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:35,480
Speaker 2: You know.

461
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:40,160
Speaker 1: I basically had like half an engine for breakfast.

462
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:41,399
Speaker 2: It's it's weird.

463
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,400
Speaker 1: I know, but I'm just I'm just looking to get

464
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:46,280
Speaker 1: more of a luxury one this year. I purchased an

465
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:50,160
Speaker 1: Infinity last year and I'm almost seventy through.

466
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:52,520
Speaker 3: Are amazing.

467
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just so filling.

468
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,440
Speaker 1: I mean, I know I'm hungry right now, but I

469
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:57,480
Speaker 1: know it's going to be too much.

470
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,800
Speaker 2: And there's literally third minutes foot.

471
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,719
Speaker 3: The car dealership one was the craziest one because it

472
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,560
Speaker 3: was somebody who just got a car. It is crazy

473
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:10,399
Speaker 3: how predatory like the car salespeople are, which I get it,

474
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:14,080
Speaker 3: get your bag understand, but like every time I went

475
00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:17,200
Speaker 3: and looked at a car, I got countless and resentless

476
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:20,439
Speaker 3: emailing and texts and calls from the car dealerships being.

477
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,960
Speaker 4: Like are you gonna buy the car? Oh, we could

478
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,040
Speaker 4: give you a deal like low interests, like like just

479
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,600
Speaker 4: harassing me. So this guy stayed on the phone.

480
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:32,800
Speaker 3: They will go yeah for literally yeah six minutes, like seven, entertaining.

481
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,040
Speaker 1: Josie and by the end he was just like he

482
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,320
Speaker 1: was like I kept I kept pressing it like no,

483
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,919
Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat it before it buy it.

484
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:43,040
Speaker 2: I just came up with a joke. Wait, let me

485
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:46,399
Speaker 2: think about it. Okay, why is six afraid of seven

486
00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:50,480
Speaker 2: seven nine. Fuck y'all, bit y'all, you didn't just think

487
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,760
Speaker 2: of that.

488
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:53,359
Speaker 4: That's a joke.

489
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,919
Speaker 1: That's been a joke, like in like third fourth grade.

490
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,320
Speaker 2: Fuck y'all, I'm burning your houses down.

491
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:01,159
Speaker 5: My favorite I don't know Siah. Prank calls were on

492
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:04,280
Speaker 5: the way to Joseph uh not Joseh Joseph Tree. No.

493
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,600
Speaker 5: I knew you guys were gonna make.

494
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:09,720
Speaker 1: Joshua what is Joseph was gonna happen like Joseph Tree expert.

495
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,200
Speaker 5: I knew this ship would happened to you on the

496
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:15,120
Speaker 5: way to Joshua Tree. And you called like five chick

497
00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:16,840
Speaker 5: fil As and asked if they got the pussy part

498
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:17,280
Speaker 5: of the bird.

499
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:18,639
Speaker 2: Drew came up with that.

500
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,800
Speaker 1: That is really a good line, is calling them and saying,

501
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,920
Speaker 1: do y'all use the pussy part of the bird or no?

502
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:24,480
Speaker 1: Are we allowed to say that word?

503
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:25,879
Speaker 2: Yeah? What do you?

504
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:27,880
Speaker 5: We can say whatever we want.

505
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:29,520
Speaker 2: Nothing has changed.

506
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 1: Say the crazy thing, do the crazy do the crazy thing.

507
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:37,119
Speaker 4: How much earlier were you all awake than me?

508
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,240
Speaker 2: We woke up at like seven, Yeah, we've been awake

509
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:40,800
Speaker 2: since seven. We've been up.

510
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,480
Speaker 4: You look like it.

511
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:48,160
Speaker 2: You're out of frame. Joseiah. Oh sorry, okay, so back

512
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 2: to basketball. No bitch, the Timberwolves. Anthony Towns is cook.

513
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:57,760
Speaker 2: I'd love to hear more to scare me.

514
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:01,639
Speaker 3: The emergency intercom meals. They're really starting to scare me

515
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:05,960
Speaker 3: because I keep referencing this fucking game night. But before

516
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,399
Speaker 3: we went, our friend.

517
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:10,120
Speaker 2: Was like, oh, game night, that's what you were the president?

518
00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:13,400
Speaker 1: Then oh yeah he was the president the gay night.

519
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:14,960
Speaker 1: What is that thing that he's holding.

520
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,840
Speaker 4: It's probably gonna put it in his butt something.

521
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:21,960
Speaker 2: I'm just looking at the meals. That's not so bad.

522
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:22,680
Speaker 2: That's just wingstock.

523
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:22,879
Speaker 4: No.

524
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,520
Speaker 3: But what I'm saying is what's scaring me is we

525
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:30,520
Speaker 3: are literally the generation of eat hot cheetos, can't cook

526
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:33,119
Speaker 3: lie use iPhone, And I'm starting to think of.

527
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 2: No, no, that's pushing it.

528
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:42,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like, yeah, no, they ate healthy this day.

529
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:43,000
Speaker 1: Avocado toast.

530
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, some people are making those those things.

531
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:49,080
Speaker 3: Okay, that meme was more of a premonition than it

532
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,760
Speaker 3: was like a joke. Like it literally was telling the

533
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 3: future because our generation can cook breakfast, like we can

534
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 3: make eggs past that it's a wrap like it literally

535
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:01,400
Speaker 3: finding somebody who can cook a real meal that tastes good.

536
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 3: I think in our generation is actually impossible pasta.

537
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:06,400
Speaker 2: I can make pasta.

538
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 4: Anybody can.

539
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 2: Butter noodles, butter noodles, butter noodles. The girls be making

540
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:13,800
Speaker 2: butter noodles. I make slim gems at home. Oh in

541
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:14,360
Speaker 2: the toilet.

542
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 1: Now you make like cocoa cocoa puffs, like little pellets,

543
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,280
Speaker 1: And I'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

544
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 2: I'm cuckoo for coca puffs.

545
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:24,199
Speaker 4: Throw it at me.

546
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:26,680
Speaker 5: Never throw something at a woman.

547
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:32,640
Speaker 2: Okay, So basically, Rudy Gobert got his ankles broken by Luca,

548
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:38,120
Speaker 2: and maybe if he was wearing Gucci shoes loafers, if

549
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:40,480
Speaker 2: he ate his shoe for breakfast that morning, he probably

550
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 2: wouldn't have gotten broken down.

551
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,440
Speaker 1: They should do a gay season of the NBA where

552
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,639
Speaker 1: they all have to wear high heels.

553
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, but what else happened in basketball?

554
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 2: Thank you for actually taking interest in he pick me?

555
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:55,520
Speaker 5: I don't give a fuck.

556
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 2: Wait, we need to go back to what you just

557
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 2: said that he's a pick me. He's a no no

558
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:03,679
Speaker 2: gay basketball league where they play in high heels. Have

559
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,400
Speaker 2: y'all seen the gay basketball league?

560
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:09,200
Speaker 3: I've seen the gay like basketball player who like emotes after.

561
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,919
Speaker 1: Yes, where's nail nail gloss or nail polish? What is

562
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 1: it called?

563
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 2: That's like every man now gay basketball Philippines. This is

564
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:29,680
Speaker 2: literally like that's a.

565
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 1: Normal reaction to getting a goal though for you, for

566
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,200
Speaker 1: you too, like you want to celebrate?

567
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:46,000
Speaker 2: Oh wow, like he cooked them and that emo is

568
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:48,840
Speaker 2: so like the bow the Cupid's bow.

569
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,479
Speaker 1: Craziest part about this as that guy's straight.

570
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, like probably no, that's literally like one of my

571
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,400
Speaker 2: favorite of all time. Ky, are you good?

572
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm good. I still have a head rush from that.

573
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 2: He just chugged a tall boy head.

574
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 4: Well.

575
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,439
Speaker 3: If anybody was wondering where my mental state is, this

576
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 3: is something I wrote down in my notes, kind of

577
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 3: in the mood to go to a deserted beach that

578
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 3: is kind of cold and foggy and I have to

579
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,639
Speaker 3: wear a really big jacket parka and have a metal

580
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,360
Speaker 3: detector and just find garbage.

581
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's where I'm at. I like that idea.

582
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 2: But if you were wearing a bikini.

583
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:33,080
Speaker 1: Three sizes too small, hmmm, discovering the nipple. I'm not

584
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 1: discriminating this year. I'm going to be sexually harassing Drew

585
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 1: and fuck it, women cannot escape.

586
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 2: Y'all want to quality? Here you go, there you go,

587
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:46,360
Speaker 2: you fucking go down. Wait, y'all. Last night we had

588
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 2: like such a pretty night Kaia's birthday. We had like

589
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,920
Speaker 2: a beach bonfire and Kai's community came out and it

590
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 2: was genuinely very sweet and cue it. It was a

591
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 2: good idea people. I was worried it was going to

592
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 2: be freezing cold, but when the fire got started and

593
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 2: we all got cold or close and like, it was sweet.

594
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,439
Speaker 2: It was really cute. But before the fire was started,

595
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,639
Speaker 2: it was still daytime. I was like walking around the

596
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:14,199
Speaker 2: beach and I picked up this big fucking crab and

597
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,439
Speaker 2: it was like Riz. It was crab rizz. All of

598
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,400
Speaker 2: the girls were like.

599
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 1: True, Oh my god, this is so crack.

600
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 5: I saw it. Yeah, I saw it. Yeah, and I

601
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 5: have Riz.

602
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:28,480
Speaker 4: Okay, so this might be a thing of like.

603
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:32,640
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say I have Riz.

604
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:36,720
Speaker 5: Do you know what like a reality distortion field is. Yeah,

605
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 5: It's where like someone's perspective is so different from like

606
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:42,879
Speaker 5: the rest of the world's. I'm just wondering if you

607
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 5: know what that is.

608
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:47,200
Speaker 1: Why are you being mean to Drum. You're supposed to

609
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,400
Speaker 1: be his boyfriend.

610
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,400
Speaker 5: Also like help him grow and shit, Okay, here's the thing.

611
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 5: Last night, did you guys notice it was really fucking

612
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 5: hard to start the fire. And then Daddy came in

613
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:01,119
Speaker 5: and I fucking started that shit so quickly, and my

614
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,399
Speaker 5: energy was so fucking magnetic. I just felt people like,

615
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 5: feel so safe and so comfortable, and they were like, oh,

616
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 5: he can.

617
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:09,120
Speaker 2: You differently?

618
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:10,400
Speaker 5: Look?

619
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:13,679
Speaker 2: Wait, I literally have a video of you starting the fire.

620
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 2: Do I lot that in there? And you look good?

621
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 1: You're literally doing.

622
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 2: Oh I think I actually as the fire was Wait,

623
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,440
Speaker 2: I'm still we need to go kaya down.

624
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 4: Malabu Kai actually started a forest fire last night.

625
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, but I need to go back to reality

626
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 2: distortion because I think all three of y'all's realities are

627
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 2: very distorted. Actually, never mind is awesome? Mind awesome? Awesome.

628
00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 4: Well, I got bullied at a concert.

629
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was really dark. It was really dark.

630
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 3: I got bullied and I did cry over it, so

631
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 3: if anybody was wondering.

632
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 2: And then she took stood next to a leaky trash

633
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 2: can and took like thirty photos.

634
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: Oh how long was she standing next to you? A

635
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 1: leaky trash can?

636
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 2: He said, leaky?

637
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 4: You may laugh about it.

638
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 1: Sorry, Drew read you made read the notes. Yeah, he's thinking,

639
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 1: not the thinker on set Todays Syphilis rolling the Stone.

640
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, remember when I thought I had syphilis.

641
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a horrible twenty four hours, Josie.

642
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 3: You thought you had it like for an hour and

643
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 3: then you called everybody you knew.

644
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 2: Oh no, I know.

645
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 1: I called like my long term girlfriend and was like, dude,

646
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 1: like ninety nine percent I have it and I haven't.

647
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 1: And actually, like y'all like weren't long term yet, y'all

648
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 1: y'all like literally just started money. Yeah, Like it wasn't

649
00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 1: like a fresh like or it was a very fresh relationship,

650
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 1: jos I called everybody without getting tested and told everybody

651
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 1: he had symphysis. And I went to the doctor and

652
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 1: she made me pull out my pants and looked at it.

653
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 2: Anyway. Actually, yes, it was just like awkward because I

654
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, and say I had them.

655
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 4: Well should I say my bullying story or does nobody.

656
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 2: Care about me? Oh? Yeah, of course I already told you.

657
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 1: I mean, you tell you didn't tell them, and you tell.

658
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 4: Them it's true. Guy.

659
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 3: Well, when we were at the Sky Ferrera concert, we

660
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 3: were getting stopped in like this walkway while we were

661
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 3: about to head out to use the bathroom, and this

662
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:42,240
Speaker 3: girl like stopped me and was like just talking to

663
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 3: me and Drew and like she was like the second

664
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 3: or third person to stop us like in that little walkway.

665
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 3: And I'm assuming this guy had been watching us for

666
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 3: a minute because I go to walk towards this step,

667
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 3: like their steps down into the walkway. Also at this point,

668
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:57,160
Speaker 3: it was still like two fucking three hours before the

669
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 3: concert started, so as being in the walkway wasn't a

670
00:30:59,560 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 3: big deal.

671
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 4: It wasn't like mid concert or anything. And I was

672
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 4: walking in.

673
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 3: Front of the steps and this guy is like charging

674
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 3: at me, stops at the top of the steps and

675
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 3: is like looking down at.

676
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 2: Me like it's like literally three inches from Enya's face.

677
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, almost falls on me and then like is this

678
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 3: close to my face and is like I'm a huge

679
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 3: fan of you, by the way, And I just I

680
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 3: thought he was being I didn't think he was being fatitious.

681
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 3: So I was like, oh, wow, thank you so much,

682
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 3: Like hold on, I'm gonna I'm speaking to someone right now,

683
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 3: but like I'll talk to you in a second.

684
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 4: And then he just started laughing in my face.

685
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 2: And I was like, his friend started laughing.

686
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, his friend was right behind him, like over his shoulder,

687
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 3: and they were both laughing at me. And they were

688
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 3: both grown as fuck, like pushing thirty five. So then

689
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 3: I was just standing like under these two fucking nasty

690
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 3: monsters laughing at me.

691
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 2: And then I was with that big, oversized, like nasty,

692
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 2: ratted and tattered shirt he slept in it that night.

693
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 3: And then I was like, he just looked at me,

694
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 3: He's like okay, and I was like oh. And then

695
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 3: I and he started walking away, and him and his

696
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 3: friend just looked back at me and were literally dying laughing.

697
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 3: And then I took a few pictures and spoke to

698
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 3: somebody and oh we did that video where the girl

699
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 3: came up to us and was like, oh, can you

700
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 3: take a video of me? And I did that, and

701
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 3: then I went out to the smoking area and I

702
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 3: cried because I was so angry and embarrassed.

703
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 4: And that was my story.

704
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 1: That's why concealing Carrie should be legal.

705
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 2: Oh but Papa was.

706
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 4: There contealer and carrying your powder.

707
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 2: You mean period. But Papa was there to talk you up. Yeah,

708
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 2: but I really wanted to find him in the crowd

709
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 2: and spit on his face.

710
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 4: But yeah, and then we were like really trying to think.

711
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 3: I was like, what are the chances he actually watches

712
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 3: the podcast and was just like trying to be funny.

713
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 3: But I was like, no, because he definitely did that

714
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 3: to me because I was like a girl and he

715
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 3: wanted to make fun of me.

716
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 4: And he probably knew that like people.

717
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 2: Because he didn't do that shit to me.

718
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, he didn't like it.

719
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 1: And hopefully he sees this somehow and he feels guilty

720
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 1: and then ends up going to therapy.

721
00:32:56,400 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 2: Mmmm, well, Sissa is my girlfriend? Who's Scissa the musician?

722
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 2: C A Siss s the A r z A. Oh

723
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 2: my god. Fuck y'all. No, Sissa is my girlfriend, and

724
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 2: I just don't think people are talking about it.

725
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 4: You think you can pull Scissa.

726
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 2: You think that you're already already.

727
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 4: You know, I don't hang out with her all the time.

728
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 2: I know Stizza.

729
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 4: Who is Sizza?

730
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 1: That girl who likes sings all about weed and stuff,

731
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 1: Scissy's sister.

732
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 4: Wait, so how is she your girlfriend? I've never seen you, guys.

733
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:39,560
Speaker 2: I'm finding it. I'm finding it.

734
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 4: You have to find proof that she's your girlfriend.

735
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 2: She liked my I G posts.

736
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 4: I don't know if that makes you run, and boyfriend.

737
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 2: She liked my I G post and it's my met

738
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 2: Gala look and she thinks I'm funny and she likes

739
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 2: my car.

740
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 4: Have you ever been in a relationship? Do you know

741
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 4: how they form? Because that's kind of.

742
00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 2: Not like it starts with a like, babe's true. True.

743
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never had any kind of engagement romantically or

744
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,360
Speaker 3: intimately that didn't spawn.

745
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 4: From instagram dot com.

746
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:13,879
Speaker 3: Seriously, yeah, everybody, Actually, no, I have one person who

747
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 3: I met in person and then it moved to Instagram.

748
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 3: Do no, your fucking mom My mom is dead. She

749
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 3: never had an Instagram sadly she had it there.

750
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 4: Rest in peace to my mother.

751
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 3: She would have loved the iPhone fifteen promacs, the cooked

752
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 3: She would have loved to go to actor and swum

753
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 3: in and be like, guys, you would never guess I'm

754
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 3: actually in like section eight now she's in section H

755
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 3: happen or hell.

756
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:49,919
Speaker 2: Fall section H period. I've been thinking a lot about

757
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 2: billionaires and how they drive in the same traffic as

758
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,720
Speaker 2: us and they have the exact same iPhone.

759
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 4: I love what you say, like I've been thinking a

760
00:34:58,520 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 4: lot about this.

761
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 2: Means I watched her TikTok. I watched a TikTok about it.

762
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 2: They put the pants and under underwear on the exact

763
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 2: same way as am and socks. We're all human, No,

764
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 2: I've been saying that way. Can someone get on my

765
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 2: most recent IG picture and see who follows Sizza and

766
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 2: see if it's the first person that pops up when

767
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 2: you look at it.

768
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 4: I don't think that means she was the first person.

769
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 2: No, no, no, Like, if you follow her, you're on Instagram,

770
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Drew Phillis, while Drew Phillis is your

771
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:32,919
Speaker 2: own name.

772
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:35,839
Speaker 4: Hey, she was gonna be there.

773
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 3: That would have to mean that somebody in this room

774
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 3: interacts with her enough to be the most interacted account.

775
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 1: I don't follow her. It's not like she doesn't exist

776
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 1: and I don't know who she is.

777
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 4: And you're making up a girlfriend.

778
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 3: And Josie's just like he's doing this thing right now

779
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 3: by protecting his peace and by convincing himself that Sissa

780
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:54,720
Speaker 3: is made up because he knows that Sissa is real

781
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 3: and she's like a baddie.

782
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,400
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm being ganged up by everybody. No,

783
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 2: I'm you.

784
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,759
Speaker 3: I will say, I think if I had to pick

785
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 3: between you and me, I think she.

786
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,879
Speaker 2: Might because it's such a pick. Exactly, you're that girl,

787
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:14,480
Speaker 2: I knew you were. No, she's not very classy lady.

788
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 5: Wait, no she's not.

789
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 2: And he's not a pick, thank you.

790
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:23,839
Speaker 1: Kai is ultimate picky. Kai is act like every time

791
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 1: anyone's getting clown and he's.

792
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 2: Like, no, you're not. Notice how he hasn't done it

793
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 2: to you yet? Exactly?

794
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 4: Well, no, because he doesn't like you.

795
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:34,360
Speaker 3: So actually, what you're sexy, you're projecting again because you're defensive.

796
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:36,720
Speaker 4: Kay is very loving and caring soul.

797
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:40,399
Speaker 3: But when he is targeted so viciously by someone as

798
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,280
Speaker 3: evil as you, why.

799
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:43,840
Speaker 5: Would I defend you? We have sexual beef?

800
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, true? What does that mean?

801
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 5: Dude?

802
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 1: Just I'm not going to explain beef beef.

803
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 2: Well, the reason Ellen is so rich is because she

804
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 2: saved money on editors. Yeah, let's talk about it. Spray on,

805
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 2: talk about mister spray on bitches like that is not

806
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:03,760
Speaker 2: funny to anyone else.

807
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,800
Speaker 3: No, it's fucking awesome, and it's it's so so sad

808
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:09,799
Speaker 3: because it really is one of those moments that I

809
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 3: wish was recorded so you guys could see how silly

810
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:15,320
Speaker 3: it was. But we were all in like twenty eighteen,

811
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 3: twenty nineteen, sitting on the couch really hungover, just like

812
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:23,319
Speaker 3: watching Ellen clips as one does, and we were just saying, like,

813
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 3: why we.

814
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 2: Were watching the Ellen games.

815
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:27,359
Speaker 1: It was a game of games where she was a

816
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,280
Speaker 1: big villain and hitting a button and like killing killing people.

817
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 3: It was so crazy, and we were watching that and

818
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:36,719
Speaker 3: we were all dead silent, and then Josie goes, the

819
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 3: editing is on this is horrible. That's probably why she's

820
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,840
Speaker 3: a millionaire, because she saves so much money on editors.

821
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 1: Well, what I really said was this, the editing on

822
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,760
Speaker 1: this is horrible. I probably said that, And then I said,

823
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 1: that's why she's so rich. It is because she doesn't

824
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:52,439
Speaker 1: spend jack shit on editor.

825
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, jack shit on the editor.

826
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 3: Never.

827
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 2: And I've never I've never felt more uncomfortable in my

828
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 2: life than when that came out of Joe's eye's mouth.

829
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 2: It shut everyone up in the craziest way. And then

830
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:08,760
Speaker 2: we were playing Jackbox TV or wait, what is it? It's

831
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 2: snatch game Snatch, No, it's quip last, quip last. We

832
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 2: were playing quiplash and like We used to take that

833
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 2: shit so seriously. We would play it like every night

834
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,239
Speaker 2: for hours and hours and hours, and like it was

835
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 2: just like basically one big performance for whoever wins, Like

836
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:28,319
Speaker 2: I won every time basically, But anyways, that's not true.

837
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 2: It's very it is very win a lot though.

838
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you and Josie won the most.

839
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:36,359
Speaker 1: No, No, it was always Lucas and Josh they want

840
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 1: no that was without me playing when I was I

841
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 1: won a lot too.

842
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 3: I feel like I only really won when I was

843
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,400
Speaker 3: high and I wasn't thinking about my answers.

844
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

845
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 3: And then anytime I was playing it sober, I was

846
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 3: so in my head and trying so hard to win.

847
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,399
Speaker 2: It was and you could tell like when people were

848
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 2: trying too hard, and then you could tell when people

849
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 2: were just like trying to not be funny by trying

850
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,719
Speaker 2: to not be fun I don't know. It was such

851
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 2: it's psychological worker. But anyways, we were playing around and

852
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:07,799
Speaker 2: it was like one of the first times we hung

853
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,360
Speaker 2: out with Josiah, like top five and one of the

854
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:14,640
Speaker 2: answer or one of the questions was like finish this sentence, spray.

855
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,879
Speaker 1: On with a new invention, like up with a new

856
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 1: invention that starts with spray on. Yeah, so like there's

857
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 1: so many avenues you can go down on pants, sprown hair.

858
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,239
Speaker 4: Spray on hair exists, like look a cut.

859
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 5: Okay, that's not true. That's so fucked up.

860
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:38,800
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry.

861
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 3: If it makes you feel any better, I'm gonna if

862
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 3: you ever say it, I'm.

863
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 4: Going to start taking monocido because my hair is thinning.

864
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 1: So if y'all women out there, if you ever my hair,

865
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 1: I was lying, if you really want to hurt a man,

866
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:58,799
Speaker 1: like at his core, bring up his hair, that's all

867
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,360
Speaker 1: the hairline, walk the hairline clocked, the thinning hair, because

868
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,760
Speaker 1: other than that, men have nothing.

869
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 2: Also, I want to make it where they don't wear makeup.

870
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 3: Where oh where reduced hairline?

871
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:13,800
Speaker 1: Where I showed mine right now would.

872
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:21,879
Speaker 3: Be asleep watching All Stars. And I was making fun

873
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 3: of what's her name a Roxy Andrews. I was like

874
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:28,840
Speaker 3: making fun of Roxy Andrews hairline because she has like

875
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 3: bleach blonde hair outside of that fucking wig and like

876
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 3: it goes so far back and it looks like it's breaking,

877
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 3: which God bless.

878
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 4: Like I don't want to make fun of Roxy Andrews.

879
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:37,959
Speaker 2: I think I love.

880
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like I was just like high and like

881
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:42,760
Speaker 3: making fun of it. And then Josie was like, don't

882
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 3: even start, don't start. And I was up close to

883
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 3: the TV taking a picture and I turned and Josie

884
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 3: had all his hair pulled back, and we stood in

885
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:52,360
Speaker 3: the living room in like dead silence.

886
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 1: All is coming from inside the house. Finally someone was

887
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: honest with me and and he was like, oh, you

888
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:59,280
Speaker 1: need to get on an oxidel. I've told you before

889
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 1: you yeah, but and it was like very like brutal,

890
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 1: like it was silent. It was like, you need to

891
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 1: get on that ship because I have my hair pulled back,

892
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 1: I have tension alcia, Yeah.

893
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 4: I'm losing.

894
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 2: You do look like Jojo Sewell don't? Okay, Like, actually

895
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 2: you do? You get Jeffrey?

896
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 5: You do look like Andrew. You look like a prince

897
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:27,760
Speaker 5: and and like a handsome prince.

898
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:33,400
Speaker 2: And Kay, you look like Jeffrey Dahmer. What well, Kay

899
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 2: looks like David Dobrik.

900
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 5: Well is it wasn't Jeffrey Dahmer kind of sexy?

901
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 1: No he was, No, he was the bad Which one

902
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 1: was the one who played in the Night Splasher Evin Peters?

903
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I can't remember James Rick James.

904
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:51,719
Speaker 5: I'm a rich James super freaks.

905
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:56,240
Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't finish, but anyways, Josiah's answer was spray

906
00:41:56,280 --> 00:42:00,840
Speaker 2: on bitches, and it shifted reality, but it was. It

907
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,240
Speaker 2: was literally one of those moments.

908
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,319
Speaker 3: You just had to Also, we didn't know each other

909
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 3: that well, so it really came.

910
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 1: It was the first Oh you didn't need to know

911
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 1: me that well, y'all went in on me.

912
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was payback because you were so

913
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 3: mean when we first met, which we've talked about before

914
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 3: and I've let go of I've let go of.

915
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,439
Speaker 2: That, but you know, it wasn't genuinely mean.

916
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 4: When I met Josiah. It was the year my mom died.

917
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 4: And I told him.

918
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,840
Speaker 2: He was I don't know how we got about my problem.

919
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 3: And I said and I said, oh yeah, my mom

920
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:28,239
Speaker 3: died this year, and he.

921
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 1: Goes, okay, and I thought you were joking one and

922
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 1: two Also you get like, I don't know you, like,

923
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 1: that's not my problem. I'm sorry, that's horrible like that

924
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:42,279
Speaker 1: we just met.

925
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I think I only said.

926
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,399
Speaker 1: It because you were being made a yo mama joke.

927
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, which is also like okay, like you're the

928
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 1: one to be like, actually, my mom's dead.

929
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you were venus fuck to me.

930
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:58,879
Speaker 2: I don't remember that. Okay, Well I have a note

931
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 2: saying crying all of my toxic ex girlfriends that are

932
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:06,399
Speaker 2: that I cheated on making tiktoks about me. Lol, y'all

933
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 2: are so desperate. Kid over it. You don't have a girlfriend,

934
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 2: she says, a hello, I cheated on with who you

935
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,280
Speaker 2: were making music.

936
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 3: You spent twenty minutes of this episode convincing us she

937
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 3: was your girlfriend, but now you're saying you've been cheating

938
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 3: on her.

939
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why she makes all the good news.

940
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 4: Oh so I guess you're doing it to benefit like the.

941
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, for the people, exactly.

942
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:31,880
Speaker 4: Yes.

943
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 2: Well, also, I know I've been like teasing a lot

944
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:40,280
Speaker 2: recently that I've been reading the Bible. Why I decided

945
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:44,720
Speaker 2: to join a church and I'm gonna I joined Westboro

946
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 2: Baptist Church. No, you join there?

947
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,800
Speaker 1: You really actually about any proud?

948
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 5: Did you do any research before making that decision or.

949
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,320
Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, if they look you up, they know

950
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 1: exactly what they do. Oh you know exactly what they

951
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 1: do with the signs.

952
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 4: Yes, they're probably gonna kick you out if they look

953
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 4: you up.

954
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 1: Online though a straight man that is sexy hot with

955
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:10,840
Speaker 1: a very defined jawline.

956
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 5: Literally agree with everything you just said.

957
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:17,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you, But y'all are dating. I'm so confused.

958
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 5: Yeah we're dating. He beats it up.

959
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 2: What's so bad about Westboro Baptist Church?

960
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:27,800
Speaker 3: God? Like, that's honestly, that was such a crazy era,

961
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,840
Speaker 3: like them getting on vine and singing that you know

962
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 3: or dar you about like them singing that was.

963
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 2: But you have to admit iconic. I mean it has

964
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 2: stood the test of time. If you just sink God hate,

965
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 2: anybody can finish that fun. I'm like curious that not anybody,

966
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:46,320
Speaker 2: not anybody.

967
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 4: Here's if it'll make a run back to TikTok, like,

968
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:49,839
Speaker 4: I'm shocked.

969
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:52,240
Speaker 2: That it has. No they're there. I've seen it on TikTok.

970
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 2: I'm actually the social media manager for Westboro Baptists. Do

971
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 2: you read you all of the videos? Were? They were

972
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 2: my work? Oh wow, you're actually really good.

973
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 3: You could manage like Charlie Demilio or something now with

974
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 3: that kind of like I do folio you do?

975
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,360
Speaker 1: Are you like infiltrating from within with them or something

976
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:14,319
Speaker 1: like a sleep or so yeah?

977
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 3: Noiting me, Yeah, like you're gonna you're gonna like get in,

978
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 3: so you'd be like, guys, like, it's okay, Like you

979
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:21,720
Speaker 3: don't have to be so hateful.

980
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 2: I like the hate. Oh all right, all right, it's

981
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 2: giving lo anthony. Okay. Well, Lin's disease is in for

982
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 2: twenty twenty four.

983
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:41,799
Speaker 1: And it's Zachary's disease. I don't know what that is,

984
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 1: but that's an interesting name for it. What if it's

985
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 1: like a really bad.

986
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:47,840
Speaker 4: I saw somebody on TikTok who had a tick in

987
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 4: their hair.

988
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 2: And so fucking gross. You ever popped one? I ever

989
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,439
Speaker 2: got by? How whah?

990
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:58,840
Speaker 4: We're not from Texas, We're from like normal places with

991
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 4: building like elevators.

992
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 2: Oh y'all did both.

993
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 4: When's the first time you got in an elevator?

994
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 2: Like?

995
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 4: Probably not till you moved to Helen.

996
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 2: No. I actually have a very viscer or.

997
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 5: Keep going, you got this.

998
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:18,400
Speaker 2: I have a very vivid, visceral memory of being in

999
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 2: an elevator for the first time. And it was my

1000
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 2: mom was Christmas shopping and I don't think she thought

1001
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 2: I was sentient yet, and I remember her going into

1002
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 2: the back of the trunk to get her purse, and

1003
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 2: I saw all the presents in the back, but she

1004
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 2: was taking me and Maddel into a doctor's appointment, and

1005
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 2: I remember being in the elevator on the way up

1006
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 2: and being in the waiting room and playing with the.

1007
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:43,399
Speaker 1: Like classic doctor office like toy where you like make

1008
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 1: the balls oh drop.

1009
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 2: No, I know you're talking about.

1010
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 4: Y'all were playing with balls at the doctor that's crazy.

1011
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 5: Also, I just want to I want to celebrate Drew's lexicon.

1012
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:57,280
Speaker 5: He just said sentient and visceral, and I think that's.

1013
00:46:57,120 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 2: So cool, like thank you. I don't feel like I

1014
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 2: get enough recognition on my vocabulary. Can you spell those words?

1015
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 3: No, he has to say to his iPhone, I heard

1016
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:11,960
Speaker 3: you from the other side of that.

1017
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 1: I was constantly be like walking like Drew walking or excited.

1018
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 4: He'll be like nauseous.

1019
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 1: Wells right now, Yeah, don't play with me. I can't captain.

1020
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 5: I can't, but I'm actually I'm sure you could if you.

1021
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 2: Tried any A U S C I O U S.

1022
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:34,799
Speaker 5: That's probably right.

1023
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 2: Did you put an eye in there? I didn't put

1024
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 2: an eye.

1025
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 4: Nious I'm ns. I feel like that's one of those words.

1026
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 3: I just have to start typing it and my brain

1027
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 3: somewhere in the back just has that kind of information,

1028
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:52,360
Speaker 3: Like like if I'm writing something down, there are a

1029
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 3: lot of words I can just spell if my hands

1030
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 3: start doing the work, because it's like muscle memory.

1031
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 4: But if I have to do it in person, I can't.

1032
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:03,799
Speaker 2: That's how I feel. Making Mama square is Josiah. Where

1033
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 2: I was going to try.

1034
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 3: To make my mom squirt would be like going through

1035
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 3: the dune set and trying to make water show up.

1036
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:13,759
Speaker 2: It would be like this. It would be like this,

1037
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 2: like a that's cloud. Okay, I just have this save

1038
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:25,200
Speaker 2: for some reason. I don't know why I saved it

1039
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 2: in my notes.

1040
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 4: Because you want to do that again?

1041
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:29,239
Speaker 2: Is that what it was?

1042
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 1: Why don't you do your Oh?

1043
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:34,759
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, oh yeah, it is time.

1044
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:37,880
Speaker 4: It is time a vibrator.

1045
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:41,840
Speaker 2: Vibrating downloaded the vibrator apps.

1046
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 3: Wait, really, I have a really good idea because your

1047
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:45,799
Speaker 3: month is coming up, So if you want to do

1048
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 3: something fun with your hair, we can do highlights of colors.

1049
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:52,320
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the month just true.

1050
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:58,240
Speaker 5: Body is tea. Wait, no body is absolutely.

1051
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 2: Body is coffee. Since it's body is body is milk. Okay, well,

1052
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:11,720
Speaker 2: so since the stand up killed in the TMG episode.

1053
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:15,400
Speaker 2: In our episode, I decided I was going to write

1054
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 2: some more stand up, and I don't know if it's

1055
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 2: as good as last week, but I have like a

1056
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 2: solid two minutes maybe three of stand up.

1057
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:26,280
Speaker 4: That's too long?

1058
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:30,759
Speaker 2: Okay, how old do you have to be to buy alcohol?

1059
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:39,200
Speaker 2: Twenty one? This is like the divine humor, part.

1060
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:44,840
Speaker 1: Divine, divine, masculine, divine humor, no divine?

1061
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 2: Why are there so many chickens crossing the road? Look

1062
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 2: at all those chickens, And why am I so hungry

1063
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:59,399
Speaker 2: all of a sudden? Okay, God's fucked up.

1064
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 4: It is like you're sat next to me.

1065
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:05,400
Speaker 2: Wait, like ten minutes read them to me yesterday? Yeah,

1066
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:08,800
Speaker 2: so in your co wrote this one. In the DARE program,

1067
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 2: they taught me about weed, meth, and heroin, but they

1068
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 2: never taught me about porn.

1069
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 4: Because Drew's addicted to porn.

1070
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:21,400
Speaker 2: Yeah. Money makes me feel like a pirate sometimes I

1071
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 2: want more. I'm getting into the accident.

1072
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 3: Wait, I don't think like pirates say that they like

1073
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:34,399
Speaker 3: the booty.

1074
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:35,879
Speaker 4: They say I want more.

1075
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 1: Oh, it could be it could be like I want

1076
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 1: the booty, the booty, I want more booty.

1077
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:40,759
Speaker 4: I want more.

1078
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:47,800
Speaker 2: Booty that's you when you shut the fuck up. Okay,

1079
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:49,799
Speaker 2: every time I turn on the light in my house,

1080
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 2: I get scared because I see Indian naked.

1081
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:56,239
Speaker 4: At contenuining.

1082
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:57,360
Speaker 2: Then I'm like always naked.

1083
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 1: One originally was I see Indian age and I was like,

1084
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:03,080
Speaker 1: please change it to icy and you naked.

1085
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 2: Okay, this is a good one, lesbian more like the

1086
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 2: good I want to be friends with all of.

1087
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:15,280
Speaker 1: Them lesbian like span.

1088
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,479
Speaker 2: Like I fucking cooked y'all.

1089
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 4: That one was really crazy.

1090
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:21,799
Speaker 2: They're good.

1091
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 1: I want to be friends with all of them.

1092
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,759
Speaker 2: They will laugh about it even Okay. This is a

1093
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:30,799
Speaker 2: callback to earlier in the episode Gucci more like makes

1094
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 2: me say e because it smells so bad? Oh, by

1095
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 2: the way, why do I get so scared to eat

1096
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 2: in front of the workers at Gucci? Oh? I know

1097
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:42,840
Speaker 2: why they always make me feel bad about eating their shoes. Like,

1098
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 2: have y'all ever tried leather, cork and rubber? It's a

1099
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:51,760
Speaker 2: godly combination? God me or scared me because Kai stands

1100
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 2: in front of them naked and they break.

1101
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,319
Speaker 1: Ever go in the bathroom of Kai unless you want

1102
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 1: cuts all everybody.

1103
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 2: It'll shatter, it'll explode.

1104
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:09,200
Speaker 4: It doesn't just like it's gonna like burst at you.

1105
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 2: Okay. Witches are always brewing their potions and ship and

1106
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 2: saying things like I want to cook all the bad

1107
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 2: kids in the world in a cauldron and enya, it's

1108
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 2: like a witch. Okay, okay, okay, yeah? Fuck?

1109
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:37,239
Speaker 4: Did you not write that one?

1110
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 2: Did? I? Uh no?

1111
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:41,920
Speaker 1: I wrote that one yet.

1112
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 2: Monogamy is overrated. Who just wants to have sex with

1113
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:48,840
Speaker 2: one person? Y'all are crazy people. I want to have

1114
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 2: sex without least two hundred people.

1115
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:56,920
Speaker 4: At least two hundred.

1116
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:59,440
Speaker 2: And that is the stand up?

1117
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:01,399
Speaker 4: Wow, that was actually good.

1118
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 2: We'll need to add like, Drew stand up?

1119
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 3: Why do you you sing all of your little things

1120
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 3: in the same key?

1121
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:12,359
Speaker 2: Well, then how would you do it? You don't need

1122
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 2: to sing, just sing Drew stand up? No, sing Drew

1123
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 2: stand up?

1124
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 5: Not doing that?

1125
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:22,439
Speaker 2: What the fuck worlds? Oh my god, yo, Zach sing

1126
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:30,279
Speaker 2: Drew sting up? But see one person on my side,

1127
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 2: one person.

1128
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 5: I'm not going to sing it, but I did laugh

1129
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:34,839
Speaker 5: so fucking herd that I actually pissed myself a little bit.

1130
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:40,759
Speaker 2: You save it your pants? Please? Can y'all answer that?

1131
00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:44,000
Speaker 2: Did you save it for me? Because you're supposed to

1132
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:44,400
Speaker 2: save that for.

1133
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 5: Me, it's amazing.

1134
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 4: You could suck on the cotton.

1135
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:53,799
Speaker 2: Cocking. Uh, what's the Furgy video? I didn't see it.

1136
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:55,680
Speaker 2: It's not a video. You remember that picture of her

1137
00:53:55,719 --> 00:54:00,000
Speaker 2: where she's singing like this, she pissed her. Someone say

1138
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:03,439
Speaker 2: she talked about it. They would talk about it. Even

1139
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:10,239
Speaker 2: those were the most footstep sounding footsteps I've ever heard. Oh,

1140
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:11,880
Speaker 2: I didn't know we were in the Folly studio.

1141
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:13,319
Speaker 5: No, is this really?

1142
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 2: I want to be a fully artist. I want to

1143
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:17,239
Speaker 2: be a fully artist so bad.

1144
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:19,799
Speaker 3: When Fergie peter her pants while performing Let's Get It

1145
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 3: Started in two thousand and five, I'm running on.

1146
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:24,520
Speaker 1: Stage Let's get it started, more like Let's get It

1147
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 1: farted A.

1148
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 2: Sorry I didn't write that one down. I just I'm

1149
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:30,880
Speaker 2: trying like improv.

1150
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:31,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't do that.

1151
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:35,479
Speaker 3: When Fergie peter pants while performing Let's Get It Started

1152
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 3: two thousand and five, I'm running on stage and we

1153
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 3: jump and do Let's Get It Started. And I get

1154
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 3: crazy and I jump and I run across the stage

1155
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:45,839
Speaker 3: and my adrenaline was going in Gosh.

1156
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:47,799
Speaker 4: I wish it didn't happen. I was so embarrassed.

1157
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 3: Like also that being her statement, like the interviewer who

1158
00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:53,759
Speaker 3: asked her that question is so far up?

1159
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:55,279
Speaker 4: What else is she supposed to say?

1160
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:58,960
Speaker 1: Like her being like, so, I won an audio recording

1161
00:54:59,000 --> 00:54:59,800
Speaker 1: of that interview.

1162
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:02,320
Speaker 2: I'm being like, so, did you pee yourself?

1163
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:04,680
Speaker 4: So? Can you explain this photo?

1164
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 2: Would get about it?

1165
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:08,480
Speaker 3: Even she should have just said she started her period.

1166
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 3: That's would have been my get but I guess it

1167
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:13,799
Speaker 3: was not. Red y'all says that she scored and she

1168
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:15,759
Speaker 3: was so happy. Needle and then she could made it

1169
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 3: a sexy vibe.

1170
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 2: Brain store needle. Laurel, Laurel, Yanny, Yanny, Yanny, Laurel. Let's

1171
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:27,040
Speaker 2: get into is the dress black or blue or white?

1172
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:28,200
Speaker 2: And gold? It's why gold?

1173
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:29,399
Speaker 1: And that man tried to kill his wife.

1174
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:29,880
Speaker 2: I saw that.

1175
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,520
Speaker 1: I see that to me, But you know what, honestly,

1176
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:34,960
Speaker 1: when I saw that, I was like, I don't care.

1177
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:37,400
Speaker 2: Did he kill his wife? No, he tried to.

1178
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:39,399
Speaker 1: I don't get I've tried to kill y'all like at

1179
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:41,399
Speaker 1: least yeah, Like that's not interesting to me at all.

1180
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:44,440
Speaker 1: I get dry ice and I put it in a

1181
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:46,440
Speaker 1: bucket in y'all's room, and I try to fill it

1182
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:48,400
Speaker 1: up with carbon dioxide.

1183
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 2: What the fuck do y'all suffocate in your sleep.

1184
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:52,080
Speaker 3: Oh, I hit my puffs so many times. That's going

1185
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:54,200
Speaker 3: to take a lot more than that to like suffocate me.

1186
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:55,400
Speaker 2: Yeah. True.

1187
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:59,799
Speaker 1: Also, I want to make this I recently watched some

1188
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:04,320
Speaker 1: of the guest episodes, right, and I'm the only guest.

1189
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:08,839
Speaker 1: You guys don't have any questions for me. You don't you.

1190
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:12,480
Speaker 2: Just because you're an extension of a Yeah, well what

1191
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 2: do you? You don't you? But you never have any

1192
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:16,359
Speaker 2: questions for me where you're like, oh.

1193
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have a question. When are you gonna start

1194
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:20,359
Speaker 4: fucking paying rent since you stay at our house so much? Yeah,

1195
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 4: that's my question for you.

1196
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not the one who like, when I'm leaving,

1197
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 1: you guys like beg me to stay right.

1198
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:28,840
Speaker 2: Right, It's because we get alone, Like because me and

1199
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:31,440
Speaker 2: you're essentially like the same person at this point, so

1200
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:34,279
Speaker 2: like we get alone with our thoughts and it's like

1201
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:35,440
Speaker 2: talking to a mirror.

1202
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:37,480
Speaker 4: Well, look how scary we look in this? We look

1203
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 4: like we do math, Like, we look like a really.

1204
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:44,919
Speaker 2: Scary did I saw that? And I do not fuck

1205
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:51,279
Speaker 2: with that? Put that on the episode? Was that at

1206
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:55,080
Speaker 2: Coachella when I wore them move? Yeah?

1207
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:59,880
Speaker 1: The hot Cheetos rebrand is horrible. They did it rebrand, Yes,

1208
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 1: the bags are horrible.

1209
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:03,480
Speaker 2: They didn't. Don't if it ain't broke, don't fix it

1210
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:05,640
Speaker 2: because it looks terrible. And I haven't bought hot Cheetos

1211
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:08,600
Speaker 2: since because the packaging is horrible. That movie was really

1212
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:11,120
Speaker 2: good though, apparently people loved it and it was super good.

1213
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:12,719
Speaker 2: Was Ryan Reynolds in it?

1214
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 5: No?

1215
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:13,760
Speaker 2: I was joking.

1216
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:15,640
Speaker 1: Apparently it was Ryan Reynolds.

1217
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:19,680
Speaker 2: No, actually, never mind, you should talk about you. Look

1218
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:23,680
Speaker 2: at the new rebrand looks terrible. Wait, what's the new one?

1219
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:27,600
Speaker 2: So the new one just looks like that triple extra hot. No,

1220
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 2: it's so, I guess.

1221
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:30,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, the new one looks like it's the extra extra

1222
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:31,320
Speaker 4: hot one.

1223
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:33,560
Speaker 1: It's like, which would make me be like, oh, those

1224
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:34,760
Speaker 1: are probably really hot.

1225
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:36,960
Speaker 2: Exactly, and I don't want that, Like I want the

1226
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 2: old bag where it was like.

1227
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:41,320
Speaker 3: Why like the real like picture of it that they

1228
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:44,360
Speaker 3: put on the bag? Fucking insane.

1229
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:49,800
Speaker 1: How did they get a cheetah to be holding them?

1230
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:51,080
Speaker 1: That's kind of interesting.

1231
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:54,280
Speaker 2: Fucking cartoon Josiah, that is a fucking card. I think

1232
00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:55,120
Speaker 2: it's holly weird.

1233
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:59,919
Speaker 1: They drugged the cheetah.

1234
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:02,120
Speaker 2: Okay, the last thing I want to talk about is

1235
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:06,640
Speaker 2: when I was very young, I wanted to be a rapper,

1236
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:09,640
Speaker 2: really badly. Like I'm not kidding. I wanted to be

1237
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:12,200
Speaker 2: like the next eminem like I really like, I wanted

1238
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:14,720
Speaker 2: to so badly, and I.

1239
00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:17,880
Speaker 4: Had a beat to save your life, like.

1240
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:21,280
Speaker 2: Hold on, let's talk about the pink Dot lyric and

1241
00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 2: the world getting smushed. You can barely do it, okay.

1242
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:28,080
Speaker 1: But I can write on a beat, like I can

1243
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 1: write the notes, the notes.

1244
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:32,720
Speaker 2: Josiah, can I write on the beat? Tell me? I

1245
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:36,920
Speaker 2: don't fucking cook. Sometimes you can know most of the

1246
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:39,800
Speaker 2: time because look at all of the footage. I'm the

1247
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:42,160
Speaker 2: one planting the seeds and the ideas.

1248
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 1: I think you have good ideas. I think just when

1249
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 1: you're actually getting on the mic, it gets kind of

1250
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:48,880
Speaker 1: difficult for you.

1251
00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:54,280
Speaker 2: Sometimes. That's the truth. It's not a bad But I'm.

1252
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:56,000
Speaker 4: Not even making fun of you too, because I'm like.

1253
00:58:56,080 --> 00:59:01,720
Speaker 1: No better, it's not you guys as job no true true, true,

1254
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:02,120
Speaker 1: true true.

1255
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:05,360
Speaker 2: I'm not actually not know.

1256
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:07,960
Speaker 3: He asked if he could sing on the next Greer album,

1257
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:09,480
Speaker 3: and Jesse was like, I mean, like I.

1258
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:14,200
Speaker 2: Did not actually get offended. You're like you're shifting my reality?

1259
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:15,920
Speaker 1: Well, know what actually happened?

1260
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 2: Does you're shifting my reality? Literally? Literally? What is it?

1261
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:25,800
Speaker 2: Diary or no diorama?

1262
00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:27,480
Speaker 5: Reality distortion?

1263
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, reality distortion.

1264
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:35,360
Speaker 1: Also yeah, a new Girl album coming. Yeah, Oh that's

1265
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:37,920
Speaker 1: what we wanted to add. Oh yeah, they actually want.

1266
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:40,160
Speaker 2: To ask you about that. How has the process been

1267
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,760
Speaker 2: recording that album? Oh?

1268
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 4: Question, No, it's been good.

1269
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:55,640
Speaker 1: Please don't there's not much less? Oh file a saus eliminade. No,

1270
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 1: it's going good though. The boys are happy, everyone's being

1271
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:04,440
Speaker 1: and it's probably not gonna come out for a while.

1272
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,840
Speaker 1: So I don't even know why I'm talking about it.

1273
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:09,439
Speaker 1: Maybe there will be a single, maybe the whole album

1274
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,920
Speaker 1: will come out this year. I'm not acknowledging that you're saying.

1275
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:14,640
Speaker 1: We can tell when you're saying that. I'm I'm eating.

1276
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:18,640
Speaker 4: Because like you're always eating, because you're so.

1277
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:21,600
Speaker 1: Good, because my figure is great. I feel amazing about it,

1278
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 1: and I like what I see when I look in

1279
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:23,800
Speaker 1: the mirror.

1280
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:26,680
Speaker 2: How did you distortion? Maybe I have zachary disease.

1281
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:30,080
Speaker 3: Well, I asked if I could sing on the album,

1282
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 3: and he said, hmm, maybe so, And.

1283
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:35,280
Speaker 2: Then I asked if I could sing on the album

1284
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:37,760
Speaker 2: and he said, that's a fucking litely not.

1285
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:41,160
Speaker 1: Well, because it's like Drew, you don't have a singing

1286
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:41,920
Speaker 1: voice like that.

1287
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:44,360
Speaker 4: And then Drew was like, yeah, well like a song.

1288
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:45,040
Speaker 2: If you put me.

1289
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 4: On a song and get like three million, four millions.

1290
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:51,040
Speaker 2: You realize I was doing a fucking bit. Well yes, okay,

1291
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:54,040
Speaker 2: well it doesn't I do, because you were saying it

1292
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:57,840
Speaker 2: was I was actually offended. I was, I am because

1293
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:00,800
Speaker 2: you're shifting my reaction. You're shifting and you're reality.

1294
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 1: Making it sound like to the rest of them that

1295
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:06,320
Speaker 1: I was that he was pressed, but I when in reality,

1296
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:07,960
Speaker 1: And it was the one who got mad last night

1297
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:13,680
Speaker 1: when I touched her screen off funky because.

1298
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:18,000
Speaker 3: My car, like like audio OX system sucks fucking ass

1299
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,200
Speaker 3: and it's fucking insane.

1300
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:20,720
Speaker 4: If you get in the car and you touch the

1301
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 4: screen and like fuck with it.

1302
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:24,160
Speaker 3: Before you let it like just start up and do

1303
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:27,240
Speaker 3: its thing, the OX doesn't work, like it can't connect

1304
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:27,760
Speaker 3: to anything.

1305
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:29,520
Speaker 2: And just I had got in and started Well, now

1306
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:30,320
Speaker 2: I know your weakness.

1307
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you shouldn't have bought a piece of ship car.

1308
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:37,919
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, he says, I drive a nice, a nice

1309
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:39,480
Speaker 1: sensible Honta Civic.

1310
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:42,919
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, anyways, I wanted to be a rapper really

1311
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:48,280
Speaker 2: really badly, and there was this one beat that I

1312
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:52,400
Speaker 2: listened to all the time. I would literally listen to it,

1313
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:55,640
Speaker 2: like un ironically all the time, just like thinking thoughts

1314
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:58,400
Speaker 2: in my head, and I'm about to show.

1315
01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:00,760
Speaker 3: You this is out of wirelying. I wasn't in the

1316
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:03,520
Speaker 3: same of the camera car. I was like, okay, says

1317
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:14,600
Speaker 3: mister noe hair hair so much.

1318
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:17,080
Speaker 1: You are not winning the crazy battles. So I'm winning

1319
01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:17,880
Speaker 1: the crazy battle.

1320
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:23,120
Speaker 2: This beat truly truly like shifted everything from me.

1321
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 3: I know what it is.

1322
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:31,640
Speaker 1: It's a joker me bro hey, I got so many

1323
01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:41,640
Speaker 1: rat my verse, I got so many. We recorded the

1324
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:44,200
Speaker 1: three of us, which this probably came full circle for you,

1325
01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:46,120
Speaker 1: true very important.

1326
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:49,160
Speaker 2: We recorded this the beat to y'all. Yeah, Like it

1327
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:51,880
Speaker 2: was like a very real thing, Like it felt really good.

1328
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:52,840
Speaker 2: What was my verse job?

1329
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:56,360
Speaker 4: The worst vibe ever? Like we all were so like.

1330
01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:58,880
Speaker 2: Dicks up in my butt? That was mine? Yours? Actually?

1331
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:01,040
Speaker 2: Like was it the dyna sore fingers line?

1332
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:05,320
Speaker 1: It was I'm fingering your mom.

1333
01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:07,959
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm fingering your mom.

1334
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:09,800
Speaker 1: I got a dinosaur finger.

1335
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:12,000
Speaker 2: It was like the worst, the worst thing I've ever

1336
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:13,280
Speaker 2: heard of in my life. Do you have it on

1337
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:13,760
Speaker 2: your phone?

1338
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:14,480
Speaker 4: No?

1339
01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:16,560
Speaker 2: I have it on a computer. We should outro with

1340
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:17,720
Speaker 2: this song if we can.

1341
01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:21,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll think about it, because I think I'm evil

1342
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:21,600
Speaker 3: in that song.

1343
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:27,760
Speaker 5: I have just like if you want to ask Josiah

1344
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:30,640
Speaker 5: legitimate question, I have a legitimate question for him, like

1345
01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:34,680
Speaker 5: podcast vibs. Yeah, like are you good? Are you okay?

1346
01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 2: My god?

1347
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:38,800
Speaker 5: Yeah? I answered?

1348
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:42,320
Speaker 1: Are you first name? Are you last night? I love

1349
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:43,080
Speaker 1: seeing y'all?

1350
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:43,400
Speaker 2: No?

1351
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:45,360
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, seriously, like you feel good?

1352
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:45,600
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1353
01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:46,000
Speaker 2: I'm good?

1354
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:49,840
Speaker 5: Okay, Then why would you destroy someone's relationship? But yes,

1355
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:50,600
Speaker 5: it's just my question.

1356
01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:51,480
Speaker 2: Whose relationship?

1357
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:54,200
Speaker 4: That's an illegitimate relationship?

1358
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:54,520
Speaker 2: Wait? Wait?

1359
01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:54,720
Speaker 5: Wait?

1360
01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:56,280
Speaker 1: Was it your hither and your father when I fucked

1361
01:03:56,280 --> 01:03:59,600
Speaker 1: your mama for ten years like a fucking animal?

1362
01:03:58,040 --> 01:04:01,600
Speaker 5: Did ten years like an animal?

1363
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:02,320
Speaker 2: Huh?

1364
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:03,360
Speaker 5: Did you actually do that?

1365
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:03,600
Speaker 1: Ship?

1366
01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:03,920
Speaker 2: Oh?

1367
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:06,200
Speaker 1: Yeah no, since I've been thirteen, I don't even.

1368
01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:08,560
Speaker 5: I don't even know if you're going in jail, bro,

1369
01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:11,959
Speaker 5: I don't even know about that. You're ruining my fucking life.

1370
01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:15,680
Speaker 2: Sorry? All right?

1371
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:16,760
Speaker 4: Do you have sty corner?

1372
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:22,040
Speaker 2: Um? Yes, but I have to find them first.

1373
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:24,000
Speaker 4: I'm gonna do media.

1374
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:28,840
Speaker 2: Oh wait, a Walmart ex Drew clam I'm not kidding, I.

1375
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:33,480
Speaker 4: Want Walmart.

1376
01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:35,880
Speaker 1: They wanted me to go into a Walmart and take

1377
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:38,320
Speaker 1: pictures with ship. It's crazy.

1378
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:47,520
Speaker 3: Well, my media of the week is choked by the Cardigans.

1379
01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:52,600
Speaker 3: Nothing will change my mind text Crick laughing, the guests

1380
01:04:52,640 --> 01:05:00,120
Speaker 3: who've in Terror Highway America and George Martin and.

1381
01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:00,760
Speaker 1: What's not So that's like one of my favorite songs

1382
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:03,760
Speaker 1: on that record, Choke and I feel like everyone hates it.

1383
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:06,919
Speaker 2: No, I forgot one of the best ones. It's great and.

1384
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:12,840
Speaker 4: Sexy to Someone by Clara see just Somebody and would tell.

1385
01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:18,000
Speaker 1: Me, yeah, money, I like the new Billy.

1386
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:22,440
Speaker 2: Billie Eilish, just I do your media my media? Uh fuck?

1387
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:26,840
Speaker 1: Let me think the movie that movie that I saw?

1388
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:28,200
Speaker 4: What movie? Did you see?

1389
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:28,760
Speaker 2: That one?

1390
01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:33,680
Speaker 1: That one movie? I don't fucking know. I wasn't prepared

1391
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:34,000
Speaker 1: for this.

1392
01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:37,720
Speaker 2: The meme account is actually going so viral right now.

1393
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:40,120
Speaker 2: Like I went from getting like one to two likes

1394
01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:44,880
Speaker 2: on every post to nine four seven.

1395
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:48,120
Speaker 4: Well, I also did go through in like eighteen thousand eight.

1396
01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:50,840
Speaker 2: Oh It's Dark Lady by cher.

1397
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:54,160
Speaker 3: Oh isn't that the one that what's her nuts couldn't sing?

1398
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:55,640
Speaker 2: Mirage Got Home On.

1399
01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:59,720
Speaker 1: Actually such a good song, and that one fucking does

1400
01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:02,680
Speaker 1: these Springfield song You guys can figure it out.

1401
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:03,840
Speaker 2: Okay, So.

1402
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:09,240
Speaker 1: And still baby Reindeer, I'm still that's still my media.

1403
01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:15,200
Speaker 2: Okay, drew Sia up there. I opened two gifts this morning.

1404
01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:21,680
Speaker 2: They were my eyes. Thank you, Lord Westborough has changed me.

1405
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:23,040
Speaker 2: Shut the fuck.

1406
01:06:23,520 --> 01:06:24,680
Speaker 4: That's your only media.

1407
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:33,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, group breastfeeding starts in ten minutes. This is more

1408
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:38,080
Speaker 2: of a visual one. So I'm gonna send their pants.

1409
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:40,360
Speaker 4: That's a good joke.

1410
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:44,720
Speaker 2: It's like multiplace.

1411
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:46,640
Speaker 4: How are we gonna get to play Fortnite? Or do

1412
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:47,040
Speaker 4: you have to go?

1413
01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:48,560
Speaker 1: I don't know because I don't want to deal with

1414
01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:50,240
Speaker 1: the traffic. Maybe if we have a little bit of.

1415
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:55,480
Speaker 2: Right everybody check your phones, I'll show you guys, Josiah,

1416
01:06:55,640 --> 01:07:04,120
Speaker 2: since you have. I wish it's an island where I belong. Oh,

1417
01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:05,000
Speaker 2: freak island.

1418
01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:09,520
Speaker 1: That's like kind of my place where you're from. Yeah,

1419
01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:10,960
Speaker 1: that's Epstein's Island.

1420
01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:14,440
Speaker 2: Yeah it is. Wait, think it's in the car with

1421
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:21,400
Speaker 2: Kim Kardashian and yeah, hold on, who the fuck is that?

1422
01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:24,400
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding who is that?

1423
01:07:24,880 --> 01:07:25,280
Speaker 4: It's me?

1424
01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:28,760
Speaker 2: I think it's Kai in the back. I think it's

1425
01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:29,840
Speaker 2: Kai in the back seat.

1426
01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:34,920
Speaker 5: Okay, God, there's no way that you guys seriously think

1427
01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:35,280
Speaker 5: that's me.

1428
01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:37,960
Speaker 2: Is that not you?

1429
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,640
Speaker 3: No, that's not me, because right now you're serving like

1430
01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:43,040
Speaker 3: you got your beat done by like makeup by Harriel

1431
01:07:43,240 --> 01:07:45,640
Speaker 3: before you got here, and this might be like on and.

1432
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:48,480
Speaker 5: Off three hundred year old person in the car.

1433
01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:51,160
Speaker 4: The first I was like, wait, is that real? What

1434
01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:51,840
Speaker 4: is he there?

1435
01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:56,440
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, no, no, okay, my media is

1436
01:07:57,200 --> 01:08:01,160
Speaker 2: a baby kiya Kai? What was meet computer song you

1437
01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:02,880
Speaker 2: sent me? I really liked that one.

1438
01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:04,360
Speaker 5: Oh, let me let me find it.

1439
01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:06,920
Speaker 2: Actually, I have the album right here. There's Morning again.

1440
01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:13,280
Speaker 2: Shut down entirely, Yeah, shut down entirely. And then I've

1441
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:16,240
Speaker 2: already said burial like a hundred times, but untrue. It's

1442
01:08:16,320 --> 01:08:21,320
Speaker 2: just like my fucking vibe. Oh you guys do need

1443
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:21,800
Speaker 2: my help.

1444
01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:27,240
Speaker 4: No, I'm the opposite of the hands with it you

1445
01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:28,160
Speaker 4: were doing last night.

1446
01:08:28,160 --> 01:08:32,040
Speaker 1: You were like, you guys do need my help? This

1447
01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:36,479
Speaker 1: is unacceptable. I'm the opposite of Supernanny with this podcast.

1448
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:38,640
Speaker 1: I come like every few months and I fucking.

1449
01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:41,360
Speaker 2: You shift our reality, our views. Tank.

1450
01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:45,240
Speaker 4: Well, you're saying you're altering my reality. You're altering my reality.

1451
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:48,400
Speaker 2: Sifting my reality, altering my reality. I don't remember anymore.

1452
01:08:48,120 --> 01:08:48,519
Speaker 4: All right?

1453
01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:51,599
Speaker 1: Well, also my attractive let me know in the comments below,

1454
01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:53,320
Speaker 1: because it's been freaking me out lately.

1455
01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:54,360
Speaker 4: You are attractive.

1456
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:59,360
Speaker 2: I don't think so. My You're beautiful, You're beautiful. This

1457
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:01,320
Speaker 2: is talking about this. I'll wrap it.

1458
01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:05,080
Speaker 5: Up with this. Drew only smashes tens. So if he's

1459
01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:09,679
Speaker 5: hitting that, not hitting this, what are you talking about?

1460
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:12,679
Speaker 5: What the I'm losing my mind over the top. Okay.

1461
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:16,800
Speaker 2: In the gym, I was just like screaming, I'm not

1462
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:19,240
Speaker 2: a twink. I'm not a twink, just for like fifteen

1463
01:09:19,240 --> 01:09:22,240
Speaker 2: minutes straight and scaring everybody in there. And there was

1464
01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:24,360
Speaker 2: this creep azoid sitting in the corner because there's like

1465
01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:26,360
Speaker 2: a seat that no one sits on in the fucking

1466
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:29,400
Speaker 2: locker room. He was and he was like he like

1467
01:09:29,439 --> 01:09:30,640
Speaker 2: looked at Dreams like looked at me.

1468
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:33,759
Speaker 1: He was like, And I was like, you're a creep

1469
01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:35,920
Speaker 1: sitting there for thirty minutes in the locker room watching

1470
01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:36,760
Speaker 1: all the naked guys.

1471
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:38,439
Speaker 3: I was looking at him and judging him as if

1472
01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:40,439
Speaker 3: Drew isn't in the hallways yelling I'm not a twink.

1473
01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:43,040
Speaker 3: I'm not a twink. I'm not a twink like you

1474
01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:48,280
Speaker 3: got stuck on loop. Yeah, defend yourself and I just

1475
01:09:48,280 --> 01:09:51,840
Speaker 3: don't get defensive alingainga.

1476
01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:55,920
Speaker 2: All right, does anybody watch Young Shell Guys?

1477
01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:57,160
Speaker 4: Thank you, guys so much for watching

1478
01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:16,680
Speaker 3: Dittrin Patty Patrinka the Pretty Packet Di Padrinking patt