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Speaker 1: It's another Jewbile phone frame.

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Speaker 2: Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, this is Juniper. I'm calling from Otto. I

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Speaker 1: was looking for Sam.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Hi, this is Juniper. I'm calling from Otto. I

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Speaker 1: was looking for our customer Sam, who just had some

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Speaker 1: routine maintenance done on his vehicle.

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Speaker 2: What about my car? Sam?

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Speaker 1: This is Juniper. I'm calling from Auto in regards to

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Speaker 1: a recent service that you had done in our establishment.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you said that a couple of times already. What

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Speaker 2: can I help? Can I help you? Well?

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Speaker 1: I just had to inform you that we think that

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Speaker 1: one of our texts might have left something in the

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Speaker 1: trunk of your car, and we're just calling to see

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Speaker 1: if there's You have the ability to check on that

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Speaker 1: for us? What was left?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Just that there was something left in the trunk of

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Speaker 1: your car.

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, Yeah, I can't check it now. I'm at work.

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Speaker 2: So what's going on?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I realize you're at work now. It's parked in

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Speaker 1: the garage on the third floor. I realize that. But

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Speaker 1: whenever you get a chance to check it, if you

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Speaker 1: could just go in the trunk and open.

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Speaker 2: It up, how do you know what floor have parked on?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I don't know exactly what floor you've parked on.

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Speaker 1: I just imagined that you pulled into a garage this morning,

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Speaker 1: where most people pull into garages when they work at

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Speaker 1: a building, and it seemed like there was three or

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Speaker 1: four rotations, So I just estimated being on the third floor.

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Speaker 2: You estimated three or four rotations.

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Speaker 1: Oh, yes, it just estimated three or four rotations. But

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Speaker 1: I could be wrong. It was dark. So anyway, if

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Speaker 1: you could come check in your trunk, that would be

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Speaker 1: great at your earliest convenience, because there's something in there.

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Speaker 2: What the fuck are you saying you were counting the rotations?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, but I can't be completely sure. It's an estimate.

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Speaker 2: Are you in my trunk?

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Speaker 1: Are you asking if I'm in the trunk of your vehicle?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh I will. I just was calling to say that

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Speaker 1: something was left in the trunk. I don't know why

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Speaker 1: you would assume that I would be left in the trunk.

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Speaker 2: Because you're being really specific and weird here.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I shared too much about my knowledge of parking garages.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: But what do you mean by that?

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Speaker 1: Just if you could come check in the trunk as

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Speaker 1: soon as you get a chance.

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Speaker 2: Well, it sounds like you want to just pop out

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Speaker 2: and try to murder me or something. Well, what's going

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Speaker 2: on here?

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Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know why you would come to that

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Speaker 1: assumption when I just called you and said that there

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Speaker 1: is something left in the trunk of your car.

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Speaker 2: Why would I think that? Because the way you said

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Speaker 2: it sounds creepiest. That's why I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: I didn't mean to come off creepy. I try to

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Speaker 1: normally speak with a soothing voice to put people at ease.

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Speaker 2: Stop putting me at ease, dude.

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Speaker 1: Trying to put you at ease, To relax a little

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Speaker 1: bit and just let you know everything's okay. It seems

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Speaker 1: that you think maybe I'm hiding in the trunk of

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Speaker 1: your car, waiting to pounce like a cougar on its prey.

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Speaker 2: Wait pounce on a cougar Like a cougar on.

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Speaker 1: A right The cougar waits in the jungle for its prey,

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Speaker 1: and then it pounces from a top tree branch onto it.

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Speaker 2: Usually dude, so it's national geographic.

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Speaker 1: Dude thinks it's something wrong back of its neck and

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Speaker 1: sometimes renders its prey helpless. Assuming that I'm waiting like

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Speaker 1: that in the trunk of your car.

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Speaker 2: What the I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: You've got a little too descriptive on that. I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: just a fan of the Wildlife Channel and I watch

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Speaker 1: a lot of documentaries and things like that, and so

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Speaker 1: I was just picturing what you were saying about maybe

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Speaker 1: somebody hiding in your trunk and doing that, and I

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Speaker 1: pictured to cougar waiting for a dough in the forest.

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Speaker 2: Dude, you're making my skin crawl.

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Speaker 1: Seriously, like, Hey, Sam, this is actually Jubil from the

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Speaker 1: Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your

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Speaker 1: girlfriend Sarah set you up. What the It's a joke.

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Speaker 2: Was a joke, dude.

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Speaker 1: She said that you just got your car back from

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Speaker 1: the shop and she wanted to creep you out.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Oh I was like the creepiest foe.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I just like I swearly my pants.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jebile phone Franks, we say

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties,