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Speaker 1: What's up is lip service. I'm Angel la Ye, I'm

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Speaker 1: Laura Mourra, I'm jazzmin Brand and we have a special guest. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Keen Woods. Listen. We actually saw him perform was the

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Speaker 1: DC improv Yes, and we were like, we gotta get

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Speaker 1: him on lip service. I know when you actually meant it.

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Speaker 1: That's so sweet because sometimes people say, oh, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: put you on, like okay, baby, and then three months later, oh,

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Speaker 1: like it's not But you guys are legit. That's awesome. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they didn't think you were going to show up that night.

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Speaker 1: Can you give us context to that night? Because you

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Speaker 1: came on and you were super hilarious, But give us

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Speaker 1: context time. I just I was on a gay cruise,

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Speaker 1: and whatever you think happened on a gay cruise is

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Speaker 1: exactly what happens ex Sundays. Yeah, it's just gay. It's okay,

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Speaker 1: it's just gay. As Republicans think we are. Whatever Republicans

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Speaker 1: think NIS is doing on the boat, we're doing it

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Speaker 1: on the first Gate CreI was my first Gate cruise.

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Speaker 1: It was seven days. That's a long time. It was

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Speaker 1: so gay. I legit got I got homophobic towards the middle,

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Speaker 1: like it was like everyone and I've never known that

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Speaker 1: many gay people, which is kind of like really really

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Speaker 1: freeing but also really really exhausting. So I didn't know

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Speaker 1: seven day cruise. I got back to l A. That

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Speaker 1: the day of the show, I flew from l A

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Speaker 1: to d C. Yeah, I got to d C at

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Speaker 1: seven o'clock. The show started at seven thirty. I got

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Speaker 1: to the club at seven five and already was still

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Speaker 1: on stage. The host two hosted as soon as I walk, like,

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Speaker 1: I'm wearing sweatpants, uh, white tea, I'm wearing a gym

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Speaker 1: outfit and this big jacket, and they called me on

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Speaker 1: and they're like as soon as I walking like your

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Speaker 1: next to Kim like, oh thank god, and you killed it,

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Speaker 1: thank you. And then what he was saying cruise, I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: that's funny. I didn't think he was being serious. I

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Speaker 1: thought that was like happened on this cruise. It was.

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Speaker 1: It was. There was a bun bunch of parties, a

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Speaker 1: bunch of like it was I've never been on that

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Speaker 1: many gay people, right, because I'm thirty two, but I

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Speaker 1: came out when I was twenty six. Because I grew

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Speaker 1: up in Florida and Florida's trash and yeah, which is true,

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Speaker 1: like gay black and Florida. It's a whole mess. So

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Speaker 1: what people don't guys like when you hit on the dudes,

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Speaker 1: you can't just hit him, say I like a shirt

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Speaker 1: or like a jacket, you know, like the stupid show

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Speaker 1: you want to select the digging alley, but you can't

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Speaker 1: say that because you get hate crime. So you gotta

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Speaker 1: like hit on him. But the thing about being on

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Speaker 1: the gate cruises, everybody was gay, so you don't want

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Speaker 1: to worry about exactly. So I didn't have to do

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Speaker 1: any of the bullshit, but I was so I feel

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Speaker 1: like I'm so repressed that I was still doing it.

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Speaker 1: Like at one point, this was really fine Australian dude

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Speaker 1: who had a jock trap on and a hat, and

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Speaker 1: I walked up to him like hey man, and I

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Speaker 1: walked into him like I like a hat. He's only

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Speaker 1: wearing a hat, just like it was. We ended up

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Speaker 1: picking up anyway, but it was so pointed. How was

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Speaker 1: it with the Australia. Was it your first time? What

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Speaker 1: been with almost everybody I do. And he was he

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Speaker 1: was sweet. It was really nice. Like so we hooked

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Speaker 1: that was that the only person you hooked up with

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Speaker 1: because it was a husband and husband, a couple. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because I met a husband and a husband. They were

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Speaker 1: really cool. They came out to one of my shows

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Speaker 1: Gate Cruise, Like you're not a regular cruise, they do

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Speaker 1: different activities. Yeah. Well, also, in addition to that question,

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Speaker 1: what's the craziest thing you saw, there's a place it's

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Speaker 1: called the dig Deck. Just put in a home. No no, no,

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Speaker 1: that's a lower hell it's called and it's it's unofficial,

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Speaker 1: like it's not part of the event, but it always

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Speaker 1: we get cars. We were exactly. So that's when we

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Speaker 1: I thought the dude got good people exactly. It fun

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Speaker 1: so hard that it was like and I was like, damn,

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Speaker 1: gave people a why, like you know what do you

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Speaker 1: have a trollop tale from that because I love your

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Speaker 1: trollop tale. I don't, but I do have a recent one,

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Speaker 1: A recent one that happened. Tell like hookup stories. I

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Speaker 1: was it was like two This is right before I

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Speaker 1: got on the cruise. So it's two am, and I'm

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Speaker 1: a grinder And you guys know what grinding. Yeah, grinder

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Speaker 1: is a hookup at for gay man. It tells you

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Speaker 1: It's like a tinder. But but it's not just gay men.

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Speaker 1: Gay women are on there too, right or just get

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Speaker 1: just it's just men, like those trans women on there

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Speaker 1: just men. Some of them aren't gay, they're just trying

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Speaker 1: So I go to buzz this dude, and I see

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Speaker 1: He's like, hey, I just buzzed you, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: buzz again. He buzzes again. The same picture comes up,

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Speaker 1: and you there's like an intercom. So I clicked on intercom, like, hey,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, no, I don't even say that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so I immediately got off grid. I'm like, all right,

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Speaker 1: He had bad groceeries you said, right, yeah, like grocery bag.

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Speaker 1: So I'm versatile, right, So I du sometimes they me

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Speaker 1: I was, I was getting fucked. So I do everything

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Speaker 1: So what are the things that we do to prepare?

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Speaker 1: You know, typical stuff. You gotta clean out your butt,

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Speaker 1: I have, um, I was taking show you have an

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Speaker 1: and it's like, really, really, you're not happy? Can you

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to. I mean, I eat a high

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Speaker 1: I can't do that? Once twice? Okay because it was

421
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,800
Speaker 1: too big? Yeah, because it's like big and thick, like

422
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:27,359
Speaker 1: you know, some people are like big, but it's like

423
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:32,120
Speaker 1: thin big there are long anyway. Yeah, mine is big

424
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:35,800
Speaker 1: and thick. Oh gosh, Okay, do you have to use

425
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:40,280
Speaker 1: like every time because it's so big? Anyways? Okay, that's

426
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,880
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna say. Could you do it sometimes without it? Though?

427
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:46,639
Speaker 1: I mean, if it's like a really slutty dude like that,

428
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:52,919
Speaker 1: he's really open, Yeah, okay, that's better. That's kind of funny,

429
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:56,760
Speaker 1: and then put it open. We'll put open. Have you

430
00:23:56,880 --> 00:24:00,320
Speaker 1: ever had sex or total guy? No? But because he

431
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,160
Speaker 1: was too big yes, oh my god, I can show

432
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 1: you a picture. So it was ridiculous his dick, I

433
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 1: sucked him on. He should try this. No, I haven't

434
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:17,000
Speaker 1: used inter you try it on somebody, are like, let

435
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:21,920
Speaker 1: me show you this. You guys can send it to

436
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 1: me showing you this day. Yeah, yeah, and he's skinny.

437
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:31,520
Speaker 1: I like, yeah, don't where right, it's wild and so

438
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,159
Speaker 1: I was hard like I don't know, but if it

439
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,639
Speaker 1: gets bigger than that, I can't. But his boss is

440
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 1: kind of small and tight because he's like yeah, oh yeah,

441
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:46,720
Speaker 1: that's yeah, and he's skinny skin so shiny. I don't

442
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:51,399
Speaker 1: he's probably using whatever or he's probably nothing else, shiny,

443
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:55,760
Speaker 1: just let me stand up. So he sent me that

444
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 1: and I replied back live mass of what am I

445
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 1: supposed to do with that? And then he put like

446
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 1: the ass ogs like whatever, and I was like, oh,

447
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, what's the peach? Yeah, And I was just

448
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 1: like you can't. You can't bug me. But we huoked

449
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:20,200
Speaker 1: up and like I blew him or whatever. Yes, it badly.

450
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 1: I don't think it was. He made it seem like

451
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:24,879
Speaker 1: I was doing a good job, but I felt like

452
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,639
Speaker 1: I wasn't. Did you use both hands? And it was

453
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 1: it was you didn't like, didn't try to like yeah,

454
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,840
Speaker 1: gag thing it was he was hot, but he was

455
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,159
Speaker 1: he really was pushing for it. And I was like, no,

456
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,200
Speaker 1: have you ever had just to make her from getting

457
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,160
Speaker 1: sun too high? No? Because I know what I can take. Yeah,

458
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:49,919
Speaker 1: I was gonna The timing was amazing again that cattle,

459
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 1: because my thing is like my eyes, like you know

460
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,239
Speaker 1: how sometimes you see too much food, do you think

461
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 1: you can eat it? And you can't eat it? Like

462
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 1: my eyes on like that with dick, I see a

463
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:06,160
Speaker 1: dick and like, yo, if you try to do things

464
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 1: you never used the butt plug or anything. No, I've

465
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,080
Speaker 1: used a dido before. I think you should try this.

466
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 1: I'm going to give that to you. You tried on

467
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 1: somebody else, they might like you try on somebody else.

468
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 1: That's what I meant. I want you to try and

469
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:22,160
Speaker 1: do a troll up tale. Okay, I'll do. I'll give

470
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,200
Speaker 1: y'all and make sure you tag and I'll tag y'all.

471
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:28,200
Speaker 1: So sweet that you guys brought me GIFs? Was you

472
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 1: over here by? Yeah? That was so sweet. I know

473
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 1: it was like the regular snickers they had, like my

474
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 1: favorite ones. Yeah, it's so special and I offered Lauris

475
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,199
Speaker 1: him and then she tried to eat the whole thing.

476
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 1: I mean, Tam, it was this is so n last

477
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 1: week on Breakfast Club and listen, the breakfast Club is

478
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 1: over way up with the antelas on the way. I

479
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,880
Speaker 1: know you're gonna come up there too. Of course, yeah,

480
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 1: you know what. I live in the city too. I

481
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,959
Speaker 1: know that's what I'm saying. You gotta come up now.

482
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:01,159
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this on a day, right, I've

483
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 1: been on three terrible days recently. Really why what was

484
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 1: terrible about that? I'll let you ask the question I

485
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 1: want to hear about that. I went on one day

486
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 1: and this dude, you're ever go on a date with

487
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:16,200
Speaker 1: someone who's really hot but his hotness doesn't outweigh his boringness? Yeah? People,

488
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 1: and that makes it have no chemistry. Yeah, okay. So

489
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 1: he was like this hot, right, but he was this

490
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 1: bored and I was like, oh he was. He was

491
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: like he was so bored. I had to fake a meeting.

492
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 1: I faked meeting. I I text my friend and call me.

493
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pretend you my manager. I'm like, oh, immediate

494
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 1: with who oh my god, girl. I went I gotta go.

495
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy's calling mph coming to America. Three. I'm a kee,

496
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 1: is gonna be great to do it. He was so

497
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 1: bored the other two. The other one I thought was

498
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:01,440
Speaker 1: a good day and then he go to me. But

499
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,119
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, I deserve that. But the

500
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:06,159
Speaker 1: asthma this time, this is probable what I did when

501
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:07,719
Speaker 1: I was nice, what do you think we're wrong? If

502
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 1: you have I don't know. I thought we had a

503
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 1: good time. We kissed afterwards, and I was like, oh.

504
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:14,159
Speaker 1: We were texting back and forth, and then I texted him,

505
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, come to the one. I was like, invited

506
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 1: one of my shows, and hey, come out to one

507
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 1: of my shows. I have a bunch of shows this weekend.

508
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:20,119
Speaker 1: And he's liked, yeah, I'm gonna come through. I texted

509
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,520
Speaker 1: him like, hey, you still coming? Nothing? And I waited

510
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 1: a day and I texted back and hey, do you

511
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 1: want to grab coffee or something sometime? Nothing? And then

512
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 1: I texted him one more time. He's always done three times.

513
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 1: The woman I texted the eyeball emoji was like, this

514
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 1: guy exactly. I'm sure he blocked the immedia. He's all right.

515
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 1: And so that was the second day and then the

516
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 1: third day that I went on. You know what I

517
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 1: think though, when something like that happens, that they have

518
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 1: somebody and that and maybe he's undercoming. No, he was open.

519
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 1: Maybe he sometimes that they have somebody else that they're

520
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 1: involved with and they had like a bad little but

521
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 1: then they got back together, like he might he might

522
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 1: see this too, because he found me. He didn't. He

523
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 1: was out to me. He put me on social media,

524
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 1: like you saw one of my videos, blah blah blah.

525
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 1: He beats out to me and I was like, hey,

526
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Yeah, it's probably something else you had

527
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 1: going on. Definitely probably had something. And then a couple

528
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 1: of months when they get an argument again, he'll hit

529
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 1: you up again. I will not reply. Sure, No, I'm

530
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 1: positively yeah. Once once once, once I get goes to

531
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 1: Once I lose feelings for people, it's hard to get

532
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 1: him back. Okay for you, But if he has a

533
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,640
Speaker 1: valid explanation he got arrested, I hope he had fun

534
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 1: and jail because he ain't getting any of this. The

535
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 1: third one was most recently and it wasn't even a

536
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 1: bad day. You ever meet somebody and immediately you realize

537
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 1: that there's no chemistry, like sexual chemistry, like nice. Yeah,

538
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 1: So it was that he was really really sweet, but

539
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 1: I knew he had no chemistry, and I think he

540
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 1: liked me because I went to I had to show

541
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 1: afterwards and he was trying to go. I'm like, oh, no,

542
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 1: it sold out. It wasn't He's probably watching it. I mean,

543
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 1: it wouldn't even just be his friend if he was

544
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 1: really nice. No. The thing is I knew he wanted more,

545
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 1: because you want. He went and he wanted to kiss me,

546
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 1: and I didn't kiss him because because I don't like

547
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 1: leading people. No, I just I just was like, but what,

548
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 1: I didn't want lead him on because like the last

549
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 1: dude I kissed, I thought we was gonna be like

550
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 1: going and then he goes to me. So I didn't

551
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 1: want to do the same thing to him. So that's

552
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,600
Speaker 1: why didn't him because then if you if you kiss somebody,

553
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 1: you think it's gonna lead to something like that was

554
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: an amazing first yeah, and I was like no, So

555
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 1: then I gave him. He gave me his number afterwards

556
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: on Hinge and I'm like, hey, I'll hit you up.

557
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'd love to hang out, but I think it's

558
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 1: just gonna be like platonic, and he was like, okay, cool,

559
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 1: and then he goes to I'm growing guys. I didn't

560
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 1: ghost him. I told him to just be friends, and

561
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't think, yeah, I'm out of here.

562
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 1: What's an ideal date for you? I haven't been on

563
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 1: a good date in a while. Ideal what does that

564
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 1: look like for you? Honestly, this is gonna sound so

565
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 1: kitty because I came out so late in life, I've

566
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 1: always wanted to go on a date with like the guy.

567
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think this happens in New York

568
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 1: because no one drives. But like when a guy like comes,

569
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 1: like a guy picks you up, takes you like, it's

570
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 1: like a dinner and then a movie and then drops. Yeah,

571
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: then you guys kiss on the door like like yeah,

572
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: like what you were supposed to do in high school,

573
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 1: but I was too busy asking out women in high school.

574
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 1: That is really sweet. No one does that can pick

575
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 1: you up? Er yeah, I mean, but that's kind of

576
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 1: mean because it's kind of cute. Like that's kind of

577
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 1: cute if someone like picks you up. But I don't

578
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 1: think it's gonna happen in New York, but that would

579
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 1: be a cute day or someone like pick me up.

580
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 1: You went to a movie, we went to dinner, then

581
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 1: we had like a little good night kiss, and then

582
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 1: now who pays the bills when you guys hook up

583
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 1: on like just said, you meet somebody on grinder, let's

584
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 1: go out grab something close by? Technically I think it

585
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 1: should be whoever asked, since both men, so like I

586
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,719
Speaker 1: asked the hot born guy out to pay, the guy

587
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 1: who goes to me, we split it like he paid me,

588
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 1: I paid mine, and then the guy who was just

589
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 1: a friend, he because he asked me. Okay, yeah. I

590
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 1: think that with guys and girls to like if a

591
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 1: woman asked a man out, like hey, let's go to

592
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 1: the movie, I do feel like it's your whoever asked

593
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 1: is their responsibility to pay. Some people, some people don't

594
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 1: feel like that because men, because men feel like they're

595
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 1: the providers. They have to. Like I feel like if

596
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 1: I ask you out and you say, yeah, we go out,

597
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 1: I feel like I'll say I'll pay what you just say,

598
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 1: oh I got it, and I just say okay, right yeah.

599
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 1: If they don't, if you say I got it and

600
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, girl, you do you ain't that's gonna

601
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 1: make But I'm like, okay, I'm cool. Yeah you kind

602
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 1: of turn off. It will be a turn off a

603
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 1: little okay, But you know, what was your question? What

604
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 1: was my question earlier? We don't wear all over the place.

605
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 1: What about groupies? I wanted to ask you about that.

606
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 1: I got your at yourself. Yeah, I picked up with

607
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 1: dudes for my shows before. There's not a lot of

608
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 1: gay people that go to my shows though, so yeah,

609
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 1: because gay people I want. I want to put us

610
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 1: a lot of gay people everywhere. Okay in New York,

611
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 1: those gay people autist. I tore god for it, and

612
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 1: Goffy doesn't have a huge gay one of one of

613
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 1: the best people. Man, he's he loves his energy everything.

614
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 1: He's the cool. And what I love most about Godfrey

615
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 1: is I love told with black people. But I love

616
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 1: how he's not like sometimes older black people will be

617
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 1: home for like low key homophobic. And I love how

618
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 1: he couldn't care like he does not care. We're very

619
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 1: good friends, and it's always a stupid stigma because even

620
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 1: when we post videos together, people always comment dumpsh like, man,

621
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 1: goff needs to come out of the class and he

622
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 1: has other game and it's like you could have a

623
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 1: gay friend without being Yeah, and especially somebody who think

624
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 1: is talented exactly, you might be like, yeah, is hilarious.

625
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 1: We thought you were so funny. You were so funny

626
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 1: and sweet like you guys. But I was exhausted. He's

627
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 1: so funny. Oh my god, you was full of energy.

628
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 1: To me, girl, when I tell you, as soon as

629
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 1: I got im saying let me sell these T shirts,

630
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 1: I was soick you head on is actually one of

631
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:08,800
Speaker 1: your T shirts? Yeah, because I was so tired. But no,

632
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: God's dopeing house, So I don't God, he's always He's

633
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 1: helped me out a lot. Now, when you date somebody,

634
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 1: do you spy on like their social media pages? And

635
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 1: do you do all of that? I try not to,

636
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 1: but I do. Okay, So what's the turn off when

637
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:26,399
Speaker 1: it comes to someone's ID page? What do you mean? Like? Yeah,

638
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 1: be like I don't like dude. I mean, here's the

639
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 1: thing as far as dating wise, I don't like dude.

640
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 1: You have all these shirtless pictures. Now, I'll dude to

641
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: have all these shirtless pictures. But I don't want to

642
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 1: date with Look, I want a data dude, who's that conceded.

643
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 1: It's like, we get it, you look good, but it's

644
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,840
Speaker 1: like every if you have Let's say you have a

645
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:49,400
Speaker 1: hundred pictures, right, and eighty six of them are you shirtless?

646
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 1: I'm I do not own a shirt like door he

647
00:34:57,120 --> 00:35:00,080
Speaker 1: didn't have a for a different reason. That's kind like

648
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:01,920
Speaker 1: a turn off of me too. Like I have this guy,

649
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 1: he's great body, too much like him to build, but

650
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 1: he's too into Like he sends me these d M

651
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: videos like with no shirt on. I will listen that definitely,

652
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 1: and he's nice, like nice, and and it gives me.

653
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, this is a little you two into

654
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 1: your body like and he sends it all the time

655
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 1: and like you know how you can see read. I

656
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 1: don't comment on it, and he keeps sending them. Then

657
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,360
Speaker 1: he started sending them to my phone. I'm like, hey,

658
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 1: I should just be honest and be like I don't

659
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 1: like he knows you don't have a question. Because I

660
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,399
Speaker 1: found out this during the pandemic. Do you guys get

661
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,279
Speaker 1: because I found out because I have a friend. My

662
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 1: friend day stout that she she's dope and we were

663
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,360
Speaker 1: texting and she was in a long distrelation with the

664
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,399
Speaker 1: dude and she was complaining. She's like, oh, I hate

665
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:48,759
Speaker 1: being a long distrelationship because guys sent terrible dick pis.

666
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,399
Speaker 1: And I immediately was like, oh, that must be straight dudes,

667
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:57,399
Speaker 1: because someone wanted to do straight, Like, do y'all get

668
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: a lot of bad dick pis? Like from straight? Yeah?

669
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:05,359
Speaker 1: What about you? I know I haven't. I've gotten good ones. Yeah.

670
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 1: I don't like it though, but I've gotten good I

671
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: don't like unsolicited like pick and I'm like, but the

672
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 1: ones that you were getting a good quality usual or

673
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 1: I like what guys who I don't feel like normally

674
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 1: do that do that? Because like they'd be like send

675
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 1: a picture and then they have one like on you

676
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 1: know you know that's not yours. Yeah, I actually like

677
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 1: like when they like I got this guy like he

678
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 1: sent me like a video of him like just and

679
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:36,320
Speaker 1: he was playing with it. I'm not gonna lie. I

680
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 1: went back to the video a couple of times when

681
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 1: I was telling lonely and I used that video and

682
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 1: because I knew him though, so this is I'm not

683
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:48,920
Speaker 1: gonna lie. I went back to a couple and I

684
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 1: loved I went back what about if it was like

685
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 1: something you didn't know, like a porn could you watch that?

686
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: And I told you I was on live and as

687
00:36:56,880 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 1: that somebody they were, Yeah, yes, in my life. Were

688
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 1: they really good? Like his thing? I didn't know he

689
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 1: was a porn star. So we were we were hooking

690
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 1: up and um, I don't want to say his name,

691
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 1: but working up, I'll tell you. I'll show you working up.

692
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,920
Speaker 1: And the next two or three days I'm watching two

693
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 1: three days after, I'm watching porn and I'm like, wait

694
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 1: a second. He looked familiar, and I clicked on him,

695
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 1: like yo, he did that to me, but he didn't.

696
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 1: He didn't show it was like the flip thing because

697
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 1: I was he was. I was bottom in that situation.

698
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:35,280
Speaker 1: He did like a flip thing and then he picked

699
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 1: me up. That sounds porn star, but I'm like, wait

700
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:44,360
Speaker 1: a second. I picked up. So I texted him and

701
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, what do you do for work? And

702
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, I'm a bartender and I'm like dot

703
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 1: dot dot and and he's like, oh, I do porn too,

704
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 1: and I put I would like laugh my mask off. Okay,

705
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 1: I saw one of the video and then what are

706
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: you doing? Later we hooked up for a minute. We

707
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 1: can we do that? Yeah, here's the thing that was

708
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 1: one of the things that he invited me to go

709
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: because we have like the thing going off a little bit,

710
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 1: and he invited me not we weren't officially dating, but

711
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:09,759
Speaker 1: we hooked up a lot of people cuddling all the

712
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 1: stuff he invited you. Yeah, So he invited me to

713
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:19,239
Speaker 1: a taping like a porn tape, and I didn't go,

714
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 1: and I wish I would have great content. I know

715
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 1: I should have went. He didn't because he likes he

716
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 1: likes I kind of liked him, so I didn't go.

717
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 1: I can see that. I also can't. I get I

718
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,320
Speaker 1: get too horny, so I don't want to go. And

719
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 1: the end up now and he was could just be

720
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:43,840
Speaker 1: a king? Would ye? Yes? But you definitely, you definitely

721
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:46,320
Speaker 1: need to do something with all your sex stories. I

722
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 1: try to tales. I tried to do behind on one,

723
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: but I tried to do one every week, but then

724
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 1: I got behind on YouTube. It's on Instagram. Can you

725
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 1: tell them about the one with the urinals? The rules?

726
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 1: I was, I was, have you got you guys in

727
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 1: that la? Have you been to like the two? Okay,

728
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,880
Speaker 1: have been to the COVID city stairs. Okay, if you

729
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 1: don't know, it's it's a nightmare of work. It's a

730
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:16,400
Speaker 1: good workout, but the girl it's terrib Yeah, it's I

731
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:20,319
Speaker 1: never will it's ridiculous workout, right. So and and when

732
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: I'm in the city, I like to do it because

733
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,440
Speaker 1: it's a good workout. Whatever you go, I go up

734
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 1: the stairs, do a bunch of set up to go

735
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 1: down and go up. I do like two or three times.

736
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 1: So this I was on the second time and I

737
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:30,360
Speaker 1: was done, and I go to the unin or to

738
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 1: like to pee or whatever. And it was a three right.

739
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 1: And I mean women don't know this because you got

740
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 1: but the men know. If you go to a eurina

741
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:41,360
Speaker 1: or you go to the left or right, you go

742
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 1: in the middle. That's day. Like, that's the day. Earin.

743
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 1: That's like. So I'm always polite and I don't want

744
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:51,279
Speaker 1: people to like force people to show me the dick. So,

745
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: like I stand in the far left. So this hot

746
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 1: shirtless dude so far he walks in and he stands

747
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 1: in the middle, and he started and I'm like, okay,

748
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,839
Speaker 1: so he I'm I'm peen. He's peen. He looks over

749
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 1: and he looks at my dick. He's like and he's like,

750
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 1: he's like, hey, nice dick. I'm like, oh, okay, not no, no, nothing.

751
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,319
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, I'm like, so I look over him, like, oh, sure,

752
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 1: you're doing pretty good yourself, like just so then we'll

753
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 1: just look. We're just sitting there pe and he looks

754
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:20,320
Speaker 1: at my he looks at my butt and he was like,

755
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 1: he's like nice ass, and I'm like things, and he

756
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 1: gestures to the toilet like you want to funk, and

757
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 1: I was like and I was like, uh, listen, I

758
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 1: just climbed up the stairs and I'm like I can

759
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 1: either fuck you or I can go back downstairs. Like

760
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:41,800
Speaker 1: I can't do both, right, I can't. I don't have

761
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 1: to get fucked and then climbing stairs, so if you

762
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 1: fuck me, you gotta carry me downstairs, like I can't

763
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 1: do it. And I'm ware to say I didn't like

764
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,280
Speaker 1: my twenty old self would be mad because I didn't

765
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 1: do it. He was hot as fun, but I was

766
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 1: too damn tired. I'm like, I can't suck you. Twenty

767
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 1: years ago my twenty year old s would have them.

768
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 1: And then funny, did you ever like keep in contact

769
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,719
Speaker 1: around number, but I was only in at that point.

770
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 1: I was only l a taping something, so I was

771
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 1: only there for like late night, right, So I was

772
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 1: only there for two days. I tape late with James Gordon,

773
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 1: and then I was there for two days when I

774
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:19,879
Speaker 1: flew back to New York. You guys got to see

775
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 1: the like how he do Instagram is actually oh yeah,

776
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,319
Speaker 1: because I have an editor that puts it. It was cute.

777
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 1: So it's like a magazine picture of like this right

778
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: man with abs and everything in his face and somebody

779
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:36,759
Speaker 1: and they're all, Okay, I gotta check it out. But yeah, yeah, yeah,

780
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 1: you know, comedy really brings so many people together there.

781
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 1: And what I love is that even like in the audience,

782
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 1: like you said, even if people aren't gay, like they

783
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 1: can enjoy your stories and laugh and not because I

784
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:49,759
Speaker 1: feel like we do live in a society where, like

785
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,319
Speaker 1: you said, if you and God to take a picture together,

786
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 1: people might be like, yeah, but it's great, Like everybody

787
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 1: was dying left every regardless of like anything else. And

788
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,439
Speaker 1: I was like, how is this going to land? Because

789
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:03,320
Speaker 1: I'm used to it. Here's the thing I have. I

790
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: do this joke and I always do it like sometimes

791
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 1: Godfrey has like a hood. People in the audience like

792
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 1: just hood. Yeah, And as soon as I started talking

793
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 1: about gay ship, like hood start checking their phone, like

794
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 1: what's the weather? What's going on in the weather when

795
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 1: you think the Lakers are gonna win? And I call

796
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,440
Speaker 1: him out on it, and then they all start laughing.

797
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 1: And then I'm meeting you as I do that joke,

798
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 1: all of them people start making eye contact, like well,

799
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:27,279
Speaker 1: because then they realized that they're being assholes. They realized that, like,

800
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:29,439
Speaker 1: we can laugh at this game. Man, it's not gonna

801
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:32,359
Speaker 1: make us get You can enjoy, Yeah, you can enjoy.

802
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 1: The people are gonna think I'm gay if you laugh,

803
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 1: people think you're gay. That's on them. Yeah, Like gay

804
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 1: people never worry about people thinking them straight. Man, Like

805
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:44,959
Speaker 1: I'm hanging out. I'm hanging out with all your women.

806
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 1: Werena take a picture, was like, oh my god, I

807
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,439
Speaker 1: think a cheam is sleeping with the Like, no one's

808
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 1: gonna think that right now. It keeps gay these women

809
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 1: like let me ask you this, how much Let's say,

810
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 1: you know, we alway say you can't change people. They

811
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:00,160
Speaker 1: are who they are. You know, they tell you I'm

812
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: you know, not trying to be in a relationship or

813
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,320
Speaker 1: on this. I'm that you just have to believe that.

814
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 1: Have you ever tried to change somebody to be like

815
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 1: the person that you wanted them to be? Like, man,

816
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 1: I wish no. I'm very much like if you're not

817
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 1: into me, I'll try a little bit, like jokingly or whatever.

818
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 1: But like in all seriousness, I'm cool because that's a

819
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:23,400
Speaker 1: lot of work. I know people think that, Like I

820
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: know sometimes people like you, can you gonna turn me gay?

821
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 1: And it's like, I don't mean turning the whole another thing.

822
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 1: And if anyone has the power to turn you gay,

823
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 1: I got a surprise for you. I remember somebody told

824
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 1: me one time that they like to get with guys

825
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 1: and turn them out. That's what some gay people do,

826
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 1: Like they do like doing that, but like those are

827
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 1: the hotter gays. I don't have the abs for that,

828
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:48,840
Speaker 1: like you gotta have. I don't have the body that

829
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 1: gay like, maybe I do have to dig for it.

830
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 1: Maybe if I stopped eating cake and candy, I'll have

831
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 1: a body. You just brought me a snickery? Did you

832
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 1: try to set me up? I had a sneak on

833
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 1: the walk over here, it was it was too for

834
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 1: like two dollars. I had one. Well, thank you. I

835
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:15,799
Speaker 1: don't know. I was part of a bar. Yeah, part

836
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 1: of you. I know what to get hung in my

837
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:21,800
Speaker 1: arm for two Okay, So what else is going on

838
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 1: for you in the future? Just because I know you've

839
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 1: been on the road, You've been on tour, We've seen

840
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 1: you on television. Hopefully more television we'll see. I just

841
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:32,919
Speaker 1: had him eating with Netflix, so fingers crossed. It leads

842
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 1: to some other things. Yeah, you're gonna get that Netflix.

843
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 1: I feel good about it. That means you u eat

844
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 1: the pussy. Oh everything about you. If they tell you

845
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:45,880
Speaker 1: to get this Netflix, specially, you gotta eat some pussy.

846
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 1: Looks like the dream I didn't do it. I had

847
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:54,440
Speaker 1: a dream that I was I was about to have

848
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:57,400
Speaker 1: a Netflix special and some ple ducer came up to

849
00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:59,800
Speaker 1: me and was like, yo, she wanted to eat a

850
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 1: See it's like if you don't my pussy being cancer

851
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 1: for the special and I didn't do it, so they

852
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 1: can to this and I don't know. I woke up crying.

853
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:14,359
Speaker 1: It was weird. Now he's about to get listen. Would

854
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,320
Speaker 1: you eat pussy to get a Netflix special? Would not

855
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 1: know what about for a million dollars? No, I don't know,

856
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:23,800
Speaker 1: because there's the thing. What straight man are asked what

857
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 1: he's like dick to to whatever? I think if they

858
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 1: say yes, whatever, But you know what the dick is

859
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 1: because you're a man, you know. But I've never been

860
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:35,799
Speaker 1: in contact with one. So I've been straight men at

861
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:37,840
Speaker 1: least you know what to expect with the dick. You

862
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 1: have your own dick. But for me, I've never been

863
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 1: down there, so I don't even know what to do.

864
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:45,719
Speaker 1: It would be. It'd be weird. I don't know how

865
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 1: it look. I don't know how it smells. I definitely

866
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,759
Speaker 1: know how it tastes like. It just would be weird.

867
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:52,880
Speaker 1: What I do it a million dollars? Probably a million dollars.

868
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry. Yeah, sit here being broken, be like, No,

869
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I probably would be a terrible for like

870
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 1: talking to you into doing it, But she wouldn't have fun.

871
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have fun. Now, let me ask you this

872
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: as I'm interpreting your dream. Um, was this something that

873
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 1: was public? Would you have had to give oral sex

874
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 1: in public? No? It was very much down. Well, okay,

875
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 1: let me sing like discreet like in private. So it

876
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 1: says dreaming about oral sex can mean control. It was

877
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 1: a big Indian that matters. I don't know. You didn't

878
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 1: tell us that it was. I didn't put it in

879
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 1: my thing, but yeah, it was like a big Middle

880
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 1: Eastern woman and it was just one person. Oh my god,

881
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 1: have you ever had a dream that you sucked your

882
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 1: own dick? No? I don't think so, okay, sorry, that's

883
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 1: in here. He said that. I was like, oh my god,

884
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, have you ever tried relationship? Everyone has?

885
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 1: Really before, Anthony. I believe every man has tried. I

886
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 1: believe and tell you and they say he was okay, yeah,

887
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 1: and he's kind of fun. He might help. Can I

888
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:16,879
Speaker 1: was gonna say anything be breaking the Third War? Yeah? Yeah,

889
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 1: I think everybody. Now I'm about to ask some guys.

890
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 1: I think we are. I mean, I know I've tried,

891
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 1: because it's like your guy, your horny. If you've never

892
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 1: had a blow dup before, you kind of want to, like,

893
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,320
Speaker 1: you know, feeling always check your surroundings when eating a

894
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:34,920
Speaker 1: corn dog? Wait, so what does my dream means? Oh? Sorry,

895
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 1: looking at that corn dog. I'll try to find out

896
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 1: why you want to get this. Check your surroundings when

897
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 1: eating a corse in public is terrified. I've done it

898
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 1: a few times. It's not for me because you get

899
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 1: cut of it. That's what some people like I have sex.

900
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 1: I've had a lot of sex in public, like a

901
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 1: ridiculous amount, looks like the most. Okay, I'll tell you

902
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:04,760
Speaker 1: all this story. I told this story on Horrible Decisions.

903
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 1: I'll tell you all this story. I hooked up with

904
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 1: this dude. It was two am. I was inside. I

905
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 1: used to live in South Central Los Angeles, So it's

906
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 1: two am. I get a message on grinder and he

907
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 1: was like, hey, do you want to fuck being my husband?

908
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, it's Tuesday. I top on Tuesday

909
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 1: to tues comedian. So he said to his location. And

910
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 1: I drive to his house and I'm getting out of

911
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 1: the car and I'm about to walk and like ring

912
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:38,280
Speaker 1: the doorbell and it's like a nice house, like South Central,

913
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 1: Like okay, it's not bad. I'm about to wing the door,

914
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 1: but and this dude comes out of the shadows and

915
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh ship, it's Brett. That was the dude's name, Like, oh, Brett,

916
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 1: what's up? Brett. I was about to ring the doors, like, oh,

917
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:48,879
Speaker 1: that's not my house. I'm like okay. He's like yeah,

918
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:53,320
Speaker 1: but this is my U haul. So it was inside

919
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 1: of a U haul. Yeah, he was moving out. No

920
00:48:56,080 --> 00:49:00,720
Speaker 1: he wanted so we got So it's like two am.

921
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I'm hardy, so I go to the

922
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:06,839
Speaker 1: U Hall. Whatever I am. It's not smart. I could

923
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 1: have been murdered, but I was young and hardy, So

924
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:10,799
Speaker 1: I go to the U hau. He opened the door

925
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:15,440
Speaker 1: because he's a gentleman. Yeah, the little thing and then

926
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 1: the matterress there, like his boyfriend is sitting there on

927
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,840
Speaker 1: a match. Before you start judge me. He has a headboard,

928
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 1: so he's already doing better than straight people. Like. He

929
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 1: has a mattress. The mattress and it gets worse. There's

930
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 1: a chair in the corner and a lamp and to

931
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:31,719
Speaker 1: this day, I don't know how the lamp was on,

932
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 1: but the lamp was on. I think it was the batteries. Girl,

933
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's a studio. It's a studio apartment

934
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 1: in New York and he's sitting there. His husband's there

935
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 1: in a DRG strap with his ass up whatever. So

936
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:47,800
Speaker 1: here's the thing I always like to say it was

937
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 1: an almost threesome, right, because like the best part of

938
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:51,360
Speaker 1: the threesome is you get two of the things you like,

939
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:54,360
Speaker 1: like two buch too puss, these two titties, of four titties,

940
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:57,239
Speaker 1: whatever y'all got, you get double, get double the bag.

941
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,320
Speaker 1: So I'm sucking his husband and he's just sitting in

942
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 1: the corner like jacking off. Like it was like some

943
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:05,359
Speaker 1: couckled things, Like he's sitting in the corner jacking off

944
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 1: on his husband the whole time, exactly the whole time, Like, Yo,

945
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 1: you're gonna tag in, Like what are you gonna join?

946
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 1: Because the whole point I thought you were gonna join,

947
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:15,759
Speaker 1: But he never joined. He just wanted to watch. And

948
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:17,880
Speaker 1: then I got out of the U hall and they

949
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:23,239
Speaker 1: drove off. Yes, but they didn't live there, Oh my god.

950
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 1: They just there was like some it was two white dudes.

951
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 1: So they were just bringing they were just looking for

952
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 1: a black dude. They were just looking for like some

953
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 1: black dude. It's South essential. They wanted it to a

954
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 1: black dude. And I'm like, you know what, racism isn't

955
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 1: always that bad, Like it's not because I'm all about

956
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 1: white dudes for venge when he he he was he

957
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,479
Speaker 1: was excited, like I just yeah, And they never called

958
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 1: you back or no, they never It was just a

959
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 1: Spanish what do you How do you feel them people

960
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 1: see you like? I don't care. Yeah, I already know

961
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,279
Speaker 1: what I'm doing. Good Like if you, if you seem better,

962
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:04,320
Speaker 1: I don't have the biggest thing out there, I've seen bigger,

963
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,319
Speaker 1: So if you, if you've been impressed, I don't care.

964
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 1: Do you want to be in a monogamous relationship? Yes?

965
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 1: And I know after saying all these whole stuff, you'll like,

966
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:14,319
Speaker 1: do you a game? But I would like to. Yeah,

967
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 1: this is dude that I'm kind of like flirting with

968
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 1: and talking back and forth, and we're supposed to go

969
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:23,719
Speaker 1: on a date on Monday. I don't know what's really like.

970
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 1: He's really handsome and I think we have a lot

971
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 1: of common in common. You guys have sex yet? No? Okay,

972
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 1: I say his name. But are you gonna have sex

973
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 1: on the first night on the first day? I don't know.

974
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:39,320
Speaker 1: Maybe not if you're really interested in him? Should I

975
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 1: wait a little bit? Do you think you wak the kids?

976
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 1: I don't know yet. I don't know, but I'll go

977
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:49,800
Speaker 1: with the vibes. I'm cool with that. And because I

978
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:51,839
Speaker 1: don't think i've ever I've always when I first meet,

979
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 1: so maybe I should wait. I think at least three days.

980
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,319
Speaker 1: Oh okay, there's are three weeks. I'm gonna say, girl,

981
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:03,760
Speaker 1: let it go. Three days is your magic number? Three

982
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 1: d dates? Three dates? Yes, that's like, and then you

983
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:08,880
Speaker 1: got to pick him up and take him to the dinner,

984
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 1: movies and a sweet thing. Once you have sex, you

985
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:15,880
Speaker 1: can't go back. So three days. I don't suck his

986
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:19,319
Speaker 1: dick either. Okay, kiss just what you can kiss, that's

987
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:22,359
Speaker 1: the first place, and hit his lips, not his dick.

988
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:25,120
Speaker 1: But what if his dick isn't here's the thing. What if? Okay,

989
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 1: so what if we go on these three days, right,

990
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 1: and then we hook up and he and his dick

991
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:31,880
Speaker 1: is terrible, Like it's not a good dick, and three

992
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:34,320
Speaker 1: day be fixed? Like you don't think that. Sometimes the

993
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:36,239
Speaker 1: sex is terrible, but it can get better if you

994
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:39,439
Speaker 1: really like someone, so fine, and it isn't sex better

995
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 1: when you actually like. This is gonna sound sad. I've

996
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:45,840
Speaker 1: never had sex with someone I really liked. No, you should,

997
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:51,760
Speaker 1: anybody we want you to challenge. Maybe I should because

998
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: I've done all the whole stuff. I've been the Orgies

999
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 1: and all this stuff. Yeah, this would be something different

1000
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 1: for you, and if anything, it would be great content. Friend.

1001
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 1: Don't take him on their cruise. It's a good experiment. Yeah, okay,

1002
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 1: three days, I'll do three days yea, yeah, damn it.

1003
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 1: You never went to the movies? And then three days? Yes, okay,

1004
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 1: on three separate days. Okay, so that's fine. But I

1005
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:25,360
Speaker 1: can't touch a dick. You cannot. You can't cab no,

1006
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:31,360
Speaker 1: like the way if he tries him. Yeah, just like

1007
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:39,800
Speaker 1: it's not that easy. Damn easy. Okay, I'm not about it.

1008
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:42,800
Speaker 1: I will try, I think. Okay, So why do you

1009
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 1: like him? Like if you're saying you've never we have.

1010
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:48,399
Speaker 1: We have good conversations. He's sweet, he's funny. We talk

1011
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:50,600
Speaker 1: and send voice memos. Can you do that for three

1012
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:54,880
Speaker 1: dates before you you can't just for y'all? Yeah, and

1013
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:57,080
Speaker 1: I think you should do like a little video. Don't

1014
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:59,400
Speaker 1: you do it? A key and you turn around and

1015
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:01,560
Speaker 1: every time you feel you got to look at Okay,

1016
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:05,400
Speaker 1: three days. See, unfortunately you can't do what we do.

1017
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 1: I'm on my period. If you can't do that, yeah,

1018
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:12,359
Speaker 1: you can say, but what if you really okay, three okay, fine,

1019
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,440
Speaker 1: three days make out? You can, cass, I said, but

1020
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:18,960
Speaker 1: you can listen. No hand jobs, no sucking ist dick,

1021
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 1: what about it? You can't like no nipple play either?

1022
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:26,840
Speaker 1: You like nipple play? Really? You know, like trying to

1023
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,279
Speaker 1: do it? Okay, so we can just kiss. That's it.

1024
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:32,279
Speaker 1: Guess that's it. We'll make out right or not? What

1025
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 1: does make out then? Because I thought it's like, yeah,

1026
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 1: what We're gonna just peck kiss each other? I don't

1027
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:44,560
Speaker 1: know if y'all set up people, y'all Okay, I'll try it. Three.

1028
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna set up these dates quick. We got a

1029
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:54,280
Speaker 1: date on Monday, so I'm gonna try to Monday, Wednesday, Friday.

1030
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:56,960
Speaker 1: That might be nice. Listen, you guys brought up the

1031
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,080
Speaker 1: whole fake the period. Have you guys ever fake the period?

1032
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:02,560
Speaker 1: And actually a like a I put a pad on,

1033
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 1: I put a pad on to really so like it's

1034
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 1: like and I don't have to believe that I have

1035
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:08,640
Speaker 1: my period? Yeah no, I just but a lot of

1036
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 1: guys don't care if you have your period anything? Do

1037
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:16,200
Speaker 1: you guys try to? Like, Okay, then can you blow

1038
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:17,440
Speaker 1: me or something? Is that what they used to do

1039
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:22,279
Speaker 1: young guys? Yeah, you know what, they won't necessarily say

1040
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:25,840
Speaker 1: that something else try to get Yeah, I don't like

1041
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:29,160
Speaker 1: when they asked me like I want to, like you

1042
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:31,319
Speaker 1: should ask you should ask me what you ain't. I've

1043
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,319
Speaker 1: heard this before, and obviously I don't know if it's true.

1044
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:37,680
Speaker 1: It's sex better on your period, sweater. I don't like

1045
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Speaker 1: it better, but I do feel like sometimes you could

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Speaker 1: be HORNI or on your period like more that's the

1047
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:47,359
Speaker 1: only thing before my period. My rabbit be so sick

1048
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Speaker 1: of me. When that's all right? Yeah, yeah, but I

1049
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:55,440
Speaker 1: think we get hornier like during a certain time. But

1050
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:58,720
Speaker 1: I don't like it. It's so messy unless it's okay

1051
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:02,120
Speaker 1: or like the first day to benefits. It's like blood everywhere, right,

1052
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:07,719
Speaker 1: you never did an it was blood everywhere? Nobody believe. No,

1053
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:09,680
Speaker 1: I don't want to make someone believe that sounds bad.

1054
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 1: Nobody never blew when you virgin, never sucked a virgin.

1055
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:18,359
Speaker 1: I don't want to too big for that, Yeah, because

1056
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:20,880
Speaker 1: I don't want to sup his whole day. Like no,

1057
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:23,440
Speaker 1: if I top, I like the top dudes who have

1058
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 1: experienced and who because I've been in situations where stuff

1059
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:30,440
Speaker 1: happened and don't want to get too bad exactly because

1060
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 1: sometimes dudes don't clean out enough. They don't because they

1061
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 1: don't because I always send a picture like or I

1062
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:37,440
Speaker 1: tell them like, hey, I'm big and I'm about to

1063
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 1: say that just to brag. I'm saying it just so

1064
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:51,919
Speaker 1: here by the way, guys a lot. But I also

1065
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:54,719
Speaker 1: let people know that so like they can prepare if

1066
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:56,600
Speaker 1: I am going to top How funny with it if

1067
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:59,840
Speaker 1: a guy told you, like I just here's a pictures

1068
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:04,279
Speaker 1: want to get you prepared. So I've been in some

1069
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 1: situations where I'm like, hey, do so Yeah, I don't

1070
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:10,319
Speaker 1: like dude too never. It just seems like a lot

1071
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 1: of works. I'd rather they suck me Like if you

1072
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:14,560
Speaker 1: never can we go back to this? So you try

1073
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:16,640
Speaker 1: to suck your own dick? Did you accomplish it when

1074
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:19,000
Speaker 1: I was really little? Yeah? You did not, because because

1075
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 1: because I was really flexible, because it was did you

1076
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 1: come No, I couldn't like suck it. I can lick

1077
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:31,520
Speaker 1: it or whatever. Okay you couldn't. I couldn't know here

1078
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Speaker 1: you were no. Like as the kid, I tried and

1079
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:37,000
Speaker 1: I can link in and I'm like when if anybody

1080
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:39,200
Speaker 1: ever done it? And I actually, dude, you can't do

1081
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:43,840
Speaker 1: those porns, aren't you? Just yeah, it's kind of hot

1082
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:47,320
Speaker 1: to there's just there's just Spanish dude. I could think

1083
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 1: of his born name, some fine Spanish do Ricky or

1084
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:58,960
Speaker 1: something like Spanish man like happy. My preference is seasonal,

1085
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:01,520
Speaker 1: like sometimes Spanish spade of snakes are just in season,

1086
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:03,880
Speaker 1: and then there's season, and then sometimes it will be

1087
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,800
Speaker 1: it'll be like black man, and sometimes it will be

1088
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:08,720
Speaker 1: it'll be like Indian man or Middle Eastern or it's

1089
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:10,760
Speaker 1: like a season for me, and right now it's been

1090
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:19,640
Speaker 1: Dominican season slash Middle Eastern sleek. Alright, yeah, yeah, you're

1091
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:21,160
Speaker 1: getting asked you I don't want that, so right now

1092
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:24,840
Speaker 1: I'm still I'm doing white people. Man. I'm just letting

1093
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:30,360
Speaker 1: you know out there, you know, yeah, because like so

1094
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 1: with the or filial guys, sometimes they'll lay on their

1095
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:35,040
Speaker 1: back and they'll put their legs like behind their back, yeah,

1096
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:37,600
Speaker 1: or kind of you have to see. I mean, I

1097
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:39,640
Speaker 1: don't know if you have that, but I'm not, but

1098
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:42,160
Speaker 1: I don't mind. I'm very curious. You know, your man

1099
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:46,880
Speaker 1: sucking wild is it gay? That's a good question. Do

1100
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:50,040
Speaker 1: you think it's gay. Well, keep because because that would

1101
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:52,439
Speaker 1: be gay to masturbate. That's true. But you're not licking

1102
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:54,680
Speaker 1: you dick that you're just using, You're just using your hand.

1103
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 1: I didn't know you think. I think it's yourself though.

1104
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 1: Do you think it's I think even if I could

1105
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:03,960
Speaker 1: lick my pussy, I'm not looking my pussy. But we

1106
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 1: didn't ask you that. But what you're saying that if

1107
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:11,800
Speaker 1: he am sucking his dick, I think it is. Yeah, yeah,

1108
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 1: and I think it's a high understanding. But it depends

1109
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 1: if he like comes on his face or maybe hold

1110
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:27,400
Speaker 1: it and put it in his fries. Wait, wait, wait

1111
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:29,160
Speaker 1: for the men. Do y'all think it's gay? Like if

1112
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:31,400
Speaker 1: you suck your dick, you think it's good? He's sure.

1113
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:33,920
Speaker 1: I don't think Anthony thinks. So Anthony, Anthony, I like,

1114
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:41,040
Speaker 1: get your here trying borderline, okay, he said, because what

1115
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:42,800
Speaker 1: do you think? It depends on how you come. It

1116
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:46,120
Speaker 1: depends if you're like uh, and then you come out here.

1117
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:51,840
Speaker 1: And if you do that like animal grow to it

1118
00:59:52,120 --> 01:00:00,920
Speaker 1: and not all over, that's not the most like that

1119
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 1: i'd be. And if you and if your knees get

1120
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:07,040
Speaker 1: weak and everything and it's like then, yeah, I think

1121
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:08,880
Speaker 1: I think I think it's on because I think it's

1122
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:11,120
Speaker 1: it's opening the gate to you sucking out the dick.

1123
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:13,200
Speaker 1: I think it's like it's open because if you lick

1124
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:15,360
Speaker 1: and if you like it, I think it's like, okay,

1125
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:18,680
Speaker 1: if I like mine. Right, But maybe it's not that

1126
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:20,080
Speaker 1: you want to say a dick. Maybe you want to

1127
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:25,880
Speaker 1: get to dick sucks. That's fair, I think, I mean suck.

1128
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:32,800
Speaker 1: But one's around and it's such a it's such a

1129
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 1: game position to like to be your legs up. It's

1130
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:38,400
Speaker 1: such a game. I mean those other ways you can suck.

1131
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 1: It depends on how big it is. But like it's

1132
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:45,400
Speaker 1: just it's a very yeah about to try this right now,

1133
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:47,680
Speaker 1: I mean trying and if you kids like yourn dig,

1134
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:55,720
Speaker 1: damn me because that's something that I want to see it. Well,

1135
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:58,760
Speaker 1: I can't. I think we've done enough here. I'm really

1136
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:00,640
Speaker 1: excited to go on these three days. I'm gonna let

1137
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:02,680
Speaker 1: y'all know, Yeah, people got it? Can you please check

1138
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:04,960
Speaker 1: back in check? I want to see if it makes

1139
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:07,959
Speaker 1: things anything, you know, make it different, because you guys

1140
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,960
Speaker 1: could definitely make it. One day. I'll try three, I'll

1141
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 1: try I'll try. I can come on, make it one

1142
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:18,439
Speaker 1: day every day that I didn't say thirty, I said,

1143
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:21,560
Speaker 1: I stop, I'll do three days. No, because you said.

1144
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:23,080
Speaker 1: The only reason I'm saying that because you said you

1145
01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:26,080
Speaker 1: want to be in a monogamous relationship, so you gotta

1146
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:29,440
Speaker 1: do like activities that might lead to that. Yeah, okay,

1147
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:33,040
Speaker 1: and you like him, he like his personality, chemistry, like

1148
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 1: the conversation. Maybe look, on the third day, you could

1149
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:38,600
Speaker 1: try these things. You can try that at home, now

1150
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:40,720
Speaker 1: that's true on the third day. Thank you so much

1151
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:42,880
Speaker 1: for these little sex stories. Do I never buy sex stories,

1152
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:44,800
Speaker 1: so I'm glad. Look good. I want you to have

1153
01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:47,800
Speaker 1: the ultimate room job as well as some an balls.

1154
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:53,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to google how this works. Okay, but

1155
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:55,520
Speaker 1: I'll definitely don't listen. You can use it on someone

1156
01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:59,080
Speaker 1: I can use you never know, they may like it. Sponsories.

1157
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Speaker 1: Oh I just had. We just had people send us

1158
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:05,360
Speaker 1: sex to us all the time, and so we'd like

1159
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:09,880
Speaker 1: to use them as gifts. So cute. Thank you? All right,

1160
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Speaker 1: So Monday, Wednesday, Friday. We'll check back in on Friday,

1161
01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:16,480
Speaker 1: fair enough, hopefully, Yeah, I hope if nothing gets canceled, yeah, no, no, no,

1162
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:18,720
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm definitely not gonna sleep in three dates.

1163
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,360
Speaker 1: I don't care what he does. Okay, well what if

1164
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:25,520
Speaker 1: it's okay? Okay, okay, nothing, Let's see if this works?

1165
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:29,200
Speaker 1: All right? Where can people find you and follow you? Awesome? Um,

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Speaker 1: to get the ten thousand followers. Girl, I'm doing terrible.

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Speaker 1: or whatever New Years is. That's go see what it is.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you think if you're gay and cute,

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Speaker 1: sliding my d M, the team would or if you're

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