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Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all all at all.

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Speaker 3: Given them.

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Speaker 4: A bu bussy.

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Speaker 1: Steve, Yeah, listening to.

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Speaker 3: To I don't Joy, Yeah, Joy, you got to do that.

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Speaker 3: You probably got to turn the mouth turn out a

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Speaker 3: w The monic jup wouldn't come come out?

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Speaker 1: You think I sure will. Good morning everybody, y'all.

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Speaker 2: Listening to the voice come on dig me now, one

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Speaker 2: and only Steve Harvin got a radio show, keep saying

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Speaker 2: it can't stop. Man, oh man, oh man, what a

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Speaker 2: journey it has been. I thank God for every single

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Speaker 2: step of the way. I learned to thank him for

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Speaker 2: the bad times too, because it taught me something. All

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Speaker 2: the bad times, all the failures, they became valuable experiences

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Speaker 2: in my life. Every time I failed, I learned a

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Speaker 2: little bit more about getting up. Every time I was

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Speaker 2: told no, it moved me one step closer to yes.

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Speaker 2: It made me stronger, It toughened my skin. It made

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Speaker 2: me learn how to deal with haters. It made me

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Speaker 2: learn how to deal with people who don't have your

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Speaker 2: best interest at heart. Man, ain't y'all all out there

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Speaker 2: feeling me on this one right here. It teaches you

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Speaker 2: who is who in your life. It shows you who

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Speaker 2: you can depend on and who you came. And at

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Speaker 2: the end of the day, what has taught me most

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Speaker 2: of all my hardships in my life? And it's really

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Speaker 2: about me and God. That is the one factor that

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Speaker 2: has been never changed in my life. God has always

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Speaker 2: been the same for me and for you and for

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Speaker 2: all of us. His word is true. It don't waiver,

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Speaker 2: it don't shake. You can shape it, readjust it if

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Speaker 2: you want to. It is really the way it's written.

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Speaker 1: It really is.

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Speaker 2: You have your version of it if you want to.

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Speaker 2: But if you just read it the way it is,

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Speaker 2: it's real clear. Ain't no loopholes in it. Every time

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Speaker 2: you jump through a loophole, there's something over there written

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Speaker 2: that that counters that.

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Speaker 1: So is what I want to get to today. Listen

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Speaker 1: to me.

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Speaker 2: You got it within you? Oh it's there, Just use it.

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Speaker 2: Listen to me close. You got it within you. Oh

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Speaker 2: it's there.

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Speaker 1: Just use it. If you hear me clearly, I'm really

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Speaker 1: finn to show you something this morning. Within you, Oh

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Speaker 1: is there? Just use it.

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Speaker 2: Steve, what you're talking about. See, here's what's wrong with

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Speaker 2: a lot of people. Here's what's stopping so many people.

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Speaker 2: You keep looking. We keep looking for others to save us.

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Speaker 2: We keep looking for someone else to rescue us. We

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Speaker 2: always looking for some group of people or somebody to

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Speaker 2: accept us. We keep looking for someone else's approval. We

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Speaker 2: always looking for some group or somebody to deliver us, somebody,

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Speaker 2: some group of people to give us credibility, somebody or.

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Speaker 1: Some group of people who says we matter.

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Speaker 2: We spend so much time right there, and when the

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Speaker 2: cavalry don't come over the hill, when it ain't no saving,

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Speaker 2: it ain't no deliverance, And hey, you don't get accepted,

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Speaker 2: and don't nobody really come to save you, and there't

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Speaker 2: nobody vouching for you and giving you credibility and throw

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Speaker 2: you into something naw, you into this little state of man.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm gonna do. Oh you got

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Speaker 2: it within you, Oh it's there, Just use it. You

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Speaker 2: want to know what the real deal is, y'all? It's

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Speaker 2: you and God, and it's the God in you.

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Speaker 1: Man. I wish I could explain this right to you today.

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Speaker 2: I want you to fill me on this right here,

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Speaker 2: when you shake everything out the way, get rid of

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Speaker 2: all your expectations of people. The relationship you thought was

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Speaker 2: your friend you thought was your friend, that stabbed you.

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Speaker 1: In the back.

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Speaker 2: You found out they wouldn't the job you thought was

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Speaker 1: All of this.

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Speaker 2: Man that death promised that somebody told you they was

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Speaker 2: gonna loan you this money, and on loan day they

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Speaker 2: This money you thought was gonna come through on this check.

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Speaker 1: Oh man?

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Speaker 2: How many disappointments in life can you get? You thought

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Speaker 1: You can't graduate. Oh listen here, man, what's gonna happen? Man?

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Speaker 2: Look at the disappointment in my life right now? But

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Speaker 2: let me explain something to you. When you get rid

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Speaker 2: of all of that, guess what you really got? You

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Speaker 2: got God, that's the whole enchilada. Baby, that's the ball

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Speaker 2: of wax. That's the monkeys in the barrel, that's the

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Speaker 1: Listen to me.

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Speaker 2: If you got God, do you understand that that's sufficient?

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Speaker 2: That that say all you need? Can you feel me?

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Speaker 5: Now?

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Speaker 1: You and God and the God in you, it's really.

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Speaker 5: What you need.

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Speaker 2: Stop looking for all these outside sources for approval, to

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Speaker 2: calvary coming over the hill. Why won't they recognize me?

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Speaker 2: Why won't they get me closure? Why they fire me?

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Speaker 2: Why they forek closing on my house? Don't they know

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Speaker 2: I'm laid off. When you get through it, all of

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Speaker 2: that whining, it's gonna come down to you and God

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Speaker 2: his own image, God is a part of you, that

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Speaker 2: is a piece of you that's godly.

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Speaker 1: I don't care who you are. I don't care what

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Speaker 2: The murderer that's sitting in jail today because of a

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Speaker 2: moment in his life that he's now paying for, has

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Speaker 2: God in him.

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Speaker 1: The biggest criminal.

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Speaker 2: When he gets through criminalizing or whatever you want to

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Speaker 2: call it, he's sitting there by his self.

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Speaker 1: That is a piece of God in him that lets

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Speaker 1: him know this ain't the way. This's wrong. You can

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Speaker 1: love his money if you want to put you out

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Speaker 1: of line, and you gonna pay. At the end of

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Speaker 1: the day.

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Speaker 2: When I get through on this microphone, on this TV,

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Speaker 2: all these articles, when I get through it all of that,

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Speaker 2: you know what it comes down to. Because see, it

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Speaker 2: ain't always been this way for me. You know, I've

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Speaker 2: been trying to get here, trying to get there. Listen

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Speaker 2: to me, it's been me and God and it's been

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Speaker 2: it changed my whole life.

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Speaker 1: It changed my whole life.

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Speaker 2: Your whole life can get changed when you realize that

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Speaker 2: it's really you and God and the God in you,

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Speaker 2: really man. People disappoint you, You argue with people, You

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Speaker 2: fall out with people, You break up with people, You

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Speaker 2: divorce people. You got people who you thought was friends,

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Speaker 2: all of a sudden you find out they're talking about it's.

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Speaker 1: Crazy out of here. You been going what's going on?

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Speaker 1: What's really going on?

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Speaker 2: But that's because guess what you got all yours banked

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Speaker 2: on them? When you going bank it on the one

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Speaker 2: thing that you can count on.

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Speaker 1: God's word ain't changed since we got here. It's solid.

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Speaker 2: If you pray, believe, work hard, don't doubt you'll get

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Speaker 2: whatever you ask for. That's the fact that ain't no

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Speaker 2: rumor speakle out here doing it every day. Now, if

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Speaker 2: you ain't trying that, listen to me. You got it

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Speaker 2: within you.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's there. You just gotta use it. There is

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Speaker 1: a weapon available to man called prayer.

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Speaker 3: Use that.

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Speaker 2: See. I look at my life, man, whenever I get

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Speaker 2: a little shaky, I look back. Oh hey, man, I

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Speaker 2: ain't really talk with him too much yesterday. Oh, tighten up.

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Speaker 2: I'm just telling you real. You got a better answer.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, oh, I know what.

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Speaker 2: Oh my bad, Steve. Now, Steve, I ain't winning costs.

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Speaker 2: They ain't get me the loan all now, Steve, I

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Speaker 2: ain't winning costs.

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Speaker 1: She left me. He left me.

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Speaker 2: I ain't winning, Steve, because I got stuck with these kids.

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Speaker 2: I got a divorce. They fired me. They foreclothes on

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Speaker 2: my own. That's why I ain't winning. You ain't winning

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Speaker 2: cause you ain't praying. You got to pray and believe

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Speaker 2: in work. That's the key. Come on, man, you got

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Speaker 2: it within you. Oh, it's there. You just got to

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Speaker 2: use it. It's just you and God, and it's to

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Speaker 2: God in you. And what y'all gonna do about that?

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Speaker 2: You're listening hard morning, Ladies and gentlemen. We are here today,

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Speaker 2: gathered for the radio show.

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Speaker 3: This is not a game.

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Speaker 2: This is a contest. Anybody can win it. You can

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Speaker 2: get your own blue ribbon. Step right up, one, all

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Speaker 2: for one, All, ye who come? You are blue ribbon candidates.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Steve Harvey Contest. What do you want

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Speaker 2: a blue ribbon in today? That's the question, Shirley, what

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Speaker 2: do you think you can qualify to get a blue.

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Speaker 6: Ribbon in just the way I do the show, the

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Speaker 6: way I run the show?

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Speaker 1: Carla, what do you think you could get a blue

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Speaker 1: ribbon in the way I direct the show?

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Speaker 2: Now let's begin the ignorance Junior, what do you think

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Speaker 2: you could get a blue ribbon?

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Speaker 7: I could get a blue ribbon in animal sound?

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Speaker 1: He see that? Jay, what do you think you could

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Speaker 1: get a blue ribbon.

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Speaker 4: In ignorance from nowhere? When you don't think it's coming straight?

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Speaker 2: Ignorant ignorance out of nowhere, Nephew, Tommy, share with us

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Speaker 2: what you could get a blue ribbon in that you

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Speaker 2: have probably already had thousands.

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Speaker 8: The seriousness of stupidity, I bring it to a whole

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Speaker 8: other level.

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Speaker 9: I just have to say one thing, seriously, Junior, I

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Speaker 9: take offense with what you did, because on the show,

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Speaker 9: I do animal noises.

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Speaker 1: I do animal You can't change your hands. You don't

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Speaker 1: do you don't do, but want.

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Speaker 9: He doesn't do animal noises, animal noises on the show.

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Speaker 2: No, okay, stop stop, shop stop stop. Surely do a kangaroo.

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Speaker 1: What happened to this?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Shirley do a gorilla? Okay, Okay, okay, okay, Shirley,

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Speaker 2: not do a chimpanzee.

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Speaker 1: He's good at that, man, She's really good. That was Casar. Now,

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Speaker 1: now who is that one? Who was that Shlley?

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Speaker 2: Yeah that was Shirley man, that was that was her

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Speaker 2: best one. Watch her kill this one. Do a dog, Shirley. Okay, Shirley,

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Speaker 2: Sary do a sheep. Okay ye, Shirley, Charley do a.

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Speaker 1: Aucus just has a spell. It don't sound like.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, like I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I just pronounced the work. We'll be back. Sureley sounds

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Speaker 1: all morning. The talent. We didn't even know she did

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Speaker 1: animal sound the jule when we come back.

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Speaker 10: You're listening hard Morning show.

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Speaker 9: All right, it's time now to start your morning off

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Speaker 1: Butt cheeks crazy, that's the name of the prank, but cheeks. Okay,

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Speaker 5: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hello, I'm trying to reach Carmen. Miss missus Carmen.

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Speaker 11: Uh, this is a Nate.

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Speaker 5: My aster's calling.

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Speaker 8: I'm the principal at the high school where your daughter goes.

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Speaker 8: This is mister Porter.

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Speaker 1: Porter. How are you doing today?

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Speaker 5: I'm fine? Is everything good? Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, every every everything, Everything is fine. Now

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Speaker 8: Okay, okay. I want to make sure i'm you know,

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Speaker 8: here's the issue. You say your name is Nate. Yeah, okay, Nate.

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Speaker 8: What were the problem we're having here at the school

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Speaker 8: They're they're complaining about what she's what she's wearing. What

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Speaker 8: I don't know if she's I haven't actually seen her,

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Speaker 5: That's a little strange to me. I'm typically at work.

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Speaker 8: Okay, Well, what I what I was gonna suggest is uh,

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Speaker 8: I didn't know I was. I was going to get you.

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Speaker 8: But what I wanted to do is get her to

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Speaker 5: You know. No, no, no, I think I got this

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Speaker 8: Well, well, well, I think it's gonna be better for

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Speaker 11: Let her look player, look, look, I got it, my daughter.

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Speaker 11: This is not even really concerning my daughter. This is

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Speaker 11: Let me handle it so you know, you know, my

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Speaker 11: I got this handled right now.

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Speaker 8: What now, your wife, Carmen, is she there?

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Speaker 11: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I mean, is there any way I can

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Speaker 5: No? Like I told you, I think I think I

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Speaker 11: And you know, my thing is, I've already told you

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Speaker 5: Situation situational rectified as soon as I can.

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Speaker 11: Okay, but we don't you know, you don't need to

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Speaker 1: The principal here at the school, sir.

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Speaker 8: Uh Like I said, you know, I'm just trying to,

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Speaker 5: So what why you're not talking to my daughter? You're

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Speaker 11: I'm a I'm a husband, I'm a father. I'm telling

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Speaker 1: I got to handle I understand it. I have to

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Speaker 5: I will drop my door off myself.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I understand that.

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Speaker 5: Well, No, I mean, do I need to come up

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Speaker 12: No?

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Speaker 1: I need your wife to come talk to me. I

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Speaker 5: Don't need to talk to my wife. Player, Do you

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Speaker 5: have a wife?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a wife, and.

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Speaker 5: Come to my office.

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Speaker 3: But what what what do you?

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Speaker 5: What do you?

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Speaker 1: What are you? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 5: No? What are you talking about that? My wife needs

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Speaker 11: I'm not playing that game, player, I'm not We're not

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Speaker 11: doing that.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 8: I need to see what your wife be wearing when

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Speaker 5: Keys me yourself. One, I send you a picture.

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Speaker 8: Man, and I think we must have gone down the

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Speaker 5: Down the wrong boulevard on this one. Player.

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Speaker 11: Let me let me just make it very clear to you.

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Speaker 11: My wife, you're seeing that in the office and all

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Speaker 11: that maybe wouldn't come up there tomorrow. It's gonna be

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Speaker 11: principal's office. We don't need to do all but.

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Speaker 1: We don't have a problem with you. We just need her.

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Speaker 1: I just need to know.

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Speaker 11: You're gonna have a problem with me if we keep

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Speaker 11: going down this road right.

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Speaker 1: Now, okay.

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Speaker 8: So, so it's okay for her to have her butt

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Speaker 8: office for a meeting about this situation right now, right now.

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Speaker 11: You you said you're claiming her butt ceases out like

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Speaker 5: You out of pocket?

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Speaker 8: Okay, No, it was out of pocket when she pulled

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Speaker 8: So so what you can't do, Nate, is be mad

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Speaker 11: Look man, like I said, I'm gonna do what I

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Speaker 11: gotta do on this on this end, your in is

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Speaker 11: to handle.

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Speaker 5: What's going on in your school.

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Speaker 8: Well, evidently you're not handling that in over there. So

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Speaker 8: that's why I'm stepping up as the principal of the

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Speaker 11: Look, man, I done told you several times her coming

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Speaker 11: up there on her own is not gonna happen. So

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Speaker 11: this is where were at right now. You know what

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Speaker 11: you not gonna happen? So what so what you say

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Speaker 11: you what's gonna happen tomorrow? I'm gonna come up there

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Speaker 11: and drop my daughter off to come see you.

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Speaker 1: So you're coming here tomorrow?

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Speaker 5: Absolutely?

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Speaker 8: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, So are you bringing miss

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Speaker 8: Carmen with you?

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Speaker 11: Don't worry about who's with me. I'm not a telephone

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Speaker 11: talk guy.

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Speaker 5: Money.

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Speaker 11: I'm coming up there to handle this right now because

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Speaker 11: you're out of box that this is how it's going down.

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Speaker 11: There will be no butt cheeks coming out tomorrow. It's

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Speaker 11: just gonna be coming out the car on some real

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Speaker 11: Do you understand? What's your name again?

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Speaker 1: My name? I'm poored to the principal.

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Speaker 11: Here all right, There'll be no butt cheeks tomorrow. You

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Speaker 8: Okay, okay, okay, uh, Well, there is there is another

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Speaker 8: issue we got here on the table, and what is that?

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Speaker 8: So so miss Carmen, and she told you about, uh,

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Speaker 8: the conversation she's been.

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Speaker 1: Having with Tommy?

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Speaker 5: Who is Tommy?

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Speaker 1: So that once again, So.

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Speaker 8: Your wife ain't telling you not so she she didn't

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Speaker 8: told you nothing about her talking to Tommy.

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Speaker 5: No, dude, I don't want to play games. Man. Who's Tommy?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 5: So?

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Speaker 1: So, okay, okay, do you know man? Okay? Okay? Cool?

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Speaker 8: Do you know who nephew Tommy is from the Steve

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Speaker 8: Harvey Morning Show?

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Speaker 3: Do you know him?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I know, Nate, Nay.

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Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your wife, Carmen.

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Speaker 5: Baby, Hey, at least he knows.

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Speaker 8: Oh my god, wow, oh man, I gotta ask you

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Speaker 8: something before we go. Baby, what is the baddest and

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Speaker 8: I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

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Speaker 5: Steve Harvey Barny Show. That is.

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Speaker 1: All right? Thanking of you coming up next to ask

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Speaker 1: the CLO.

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Speaker 10: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show?

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Speaker 9: All right, guys, time out for us the c l O.

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Speaker 9: C l O Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This one

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Speaker 9: is from Ken and Dothan, Alabama. Ken says, my sister

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Speaker 9: and I were awarded a good amount of money from

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Speaker 9: and since it was her car that was totaled, she

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Speaker 9: wants to split the money. Sixty forty the insurance company

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Speaker 9: gave her the money for a car and paid a

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Speaker 6: If I don't agree to it. I still can't believe

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Speaker 3: What should I do?

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Speaker 2: I mean, money make people trip, so, you know. I mean,

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Speaker 2: I don't understand how y'all settlement is together that I've

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Speaker 6: Well, maybe they were both in the car.

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Speaker 2: Well, I've been in a car accidents before. Everybody's settlement

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Speaker 2: is separate. I don't know how they got They just

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Speaker 2: paid one lump sum. Now, is she wanted to be

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Speaker 2: sixty forty?

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Speaker 1: Dog? You threw power? Yeah, just give us sixty forty? No,

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Speaker 1: you already know.

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Speaker 6: Come on, man, she has to go through one more surgery.

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Speaker 1: Come on, no, just let her have it. But y'all

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Speaker 1: gonna break up over this twenty percent? That's his sister? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, now she wrong for that, because that ain't high.

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Speaker 5: Go.

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Speaker 2: You're supposed to split the money, but I don't know

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Speaker 2: since I really i've never heard of that before. I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna be honest with you. In all my years, I've

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Speaker 2: never heard of a group settlement. And here is the settlement.

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Speaker 2: Y'all work it out, because it's usually you get this

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Speaker 2: and you get that based on your injuries and all

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Speaker 2: like that.

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Speaker 1: She doing, Just give us sixty forty what you're tripping for?

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Speaker 9: Man, he says, he's fully recovered.

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Speaker 6: She still has to have one more surgery.

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Speaker 10: On her leg.

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Speaker 1: No, just let her have it. It ain't worth that, man,

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Speaker 1: it's not.

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Speaker 6: He didn't say it was a sizeable settlement. He's just saying.

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Speaker 9: He just said the insurance company gave her money for

446
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Speaker 9: a car, paid a settlement for pain and suffering, and

447
00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:00,919
Speaker 9: she still wants to split the money sixty forty because

448
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,639
Speaker 9: she has more pain and has suffered more, which is.

449
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,119
Speaker 1: True, Yeah she has.

450
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:08,199
Speaker 2: Well, the car was hers, obviously, Yeah it was her,

451
00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:12,400
Speaker 2: so they paid for the car. Now the pain is suffering.

452
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 2: I don't know how they lumped it together. I've never

453
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:18,840
Speaker 2: heard of at again, But okay, let's just say let's

454
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,879
Speaker 2: for practical purpose, it's a hundred thousand. Let's say that

455
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:24,679
Speaker 2: it's a hundred thousand. You give her sixty, you get

456
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:25,439
Speaker 2: forty thousand.

457
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:30,280
Speaker 9: No good, Yeah, why would you want to tie this

458
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 9: up in court?

459
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 6: Get attorneys have to pay them.

460
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:33,879
Speaker 1: That's crazy.

461
00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:35,920
Speaker 6: Just take the forty and she still got to have

462
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:36,800
Speaker 6: another surgery.

463
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:40,120
Speaker 1: Come on, brother, h the do Wasn't that hurt? No day?

464
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 6: Right?

465
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:46,360
Speaker 1: Right? That's why he ain't going right me. The car

466
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 1: slammed into her side of the car.

467
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:50,919
Speaker 6: Yeah, and she's all right.

468
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:55,159
Speaker 9: Jonison Harlem says, I'm dating my cousin's ex and she

469
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:58,640
Speaker 9: recently told him about us. He said he doesn't mind

470
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,879
Speaker 9: and gave me his blessing. But every time my cousin

471
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:04,520
Speaker 9: and I are with our boys, he makes jokes about

472
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 9: me getting his sloppy seconds seconds. I can take the joking,

473
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,119
Speaker 9: but he also talks about how he used to make

474
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,840
Speaker 9: her squeal and call out his name. That's when I

475
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,440
Speaker 9: get to the point of wanting to fight him. Mind you,

476
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:18,399
Speaker 9: he dated her when they were twenty, and he's thirty

477
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:23,920
Speaker 9: one and he's thirty one, and it must mean she's

478
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 9: thirty one and he's thirty two. Now, probably, how do

479
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 9: I get him to stop disrespecting me and my girlfriend, pull.

480
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:34,400
Speaker 1: Him over to the side and say, hey, dog, listen

481
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,200
Speaker 1: to me. Now.

482
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,480
Speaker 2: You gave me your blessing. She told me it was cool.

483
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:41,239
Speaker 2: But what I don't appreciate is you dog and her

484
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,160
Speaker 2: in front of everybody and real men.

485
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:43,680
Speaker 1: Don't do that.

486
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:48,360
Speaker 2: Dog, Just leave my girl's name out your mouth. I'm

487
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:51,040
Speaker 2: gonna ask you come. But if you keep doing it, bro,

488
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,760
Speaker 2: then I'm gonna have a problem with that. And you're

489
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 2: disrespecting her and me when you do that. That's a

490
00:24:56,560 --> 00:25:00,360
Speaker 2: simple conversation. Then if he do it after that, then

491
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 2: you got to go and do something to it. What Yeah,

492
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:05,680
Speaker 2: you got to go and do something to it.

493
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:10,240
Speaker 1: We have to as after that. It's just man law.

494
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 1: After that.

495
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 2: If I asked you not to disrespect my girl no more,

496
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,680
Speaker 2: and I talk, I come to you man, a man

497
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 2: away from the other fellas, and you get right back

498
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 2: in front of me and you do it again. What

499
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,440
Speaker 2: you're saying is I do what I won't do. I

500
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 2: don't give a damn about you. Now, I've talked to you,

501
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,440
Speaker 2: so obviously that wasn't the point. So when I bust

502
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 2: you upside, your damn fauehead. I bet you understand me,

503
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:31,880
Speaker 2: then don't.

504
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:32,560
Speaker 1: We're not shooting.

505
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 6: We fight yet you have dated your cousin's ex.

506
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,240
Speaker 1: We have didn't. Lot of that depend on how fine

507
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 1: she is.

508
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 5: I do.

509
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:42,159
Speaker 3: That's what.

510
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 1: Twelve years ago.

511
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean twelve years ago, a lot of things changed.

512
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,680
Speaker 2: I don't know how it happened, but you know, you

513
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,640
Speaker 2: know they probably wasn't that close that could happen.

514
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 9: It sounds like they're pretty close, but okay, Shakida and

515
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,879
Speaker 9: Birmingham says, I'm dating a guy that thinks he's a

516
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:07,160
Speaker 9: great comedian, but he's not. He's almost forty and he's

517
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,879
Speaker 9: still doing private events and can't get into any of

518
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 9: the bigger events. I know he's not funny, but I

519
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:15,479
Speaker 9: can't tell him. I think his appearance is a problem too.

520
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 9: He's only five eight and he's stocky, not fat, but stocky.

521
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 2: The almost a lot of comedians five eight and fat

522
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 2: that ain't got none to do. It'sdam damn jokes, he telling.

523
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 9: The audience at his last show talked about him, and

524
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:31,879
Speaker 9: their jokes were funnier than his.

525
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,879
Speaker 6: How can I give him a little feedback without hurting

526
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 6: his pride?

527
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:40,160
Speaker 2: Hi, he ain't getting a feedback. The audience is telling

528
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 2: jokes to him. That's funny in him, But is he listening?

529
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:48,359
Speaker 1: Listen to me.

530
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:52,159
Speaker 2: Comedians don't need feedback. It's instant. The thing about our

531
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 2: profession is it's instant. The saint, you know, you write

532
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 2: a song, you release it, you hope they like it.

533
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 2: Now you tell let joke you know that night immediately instant.

534
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:08,920
Speaker 1: Instant.

535
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 6: Well, but she doesn't want to hurt his ego and

536
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:14,879
Speaker 6: his pride.

537
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:18,239
Speaker 1: Well, the king of comedy just told you listen. If

538
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:22,639
Speaker 1: you started up that dying, there's no worse pain, you

539
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,840
Speaker 1: might as well go and tell him. He just But

540
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 1: there's a lot of people that here laughs in their head,

541
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 1: that ain't there. I know, some just be telling joke.

542
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 1: It'll be hot in they mind. They hear a concept.

543
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Feelo, you're listening.

544
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 10: Morning show.

545
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 9: Anyone in a relationship notes that no matter how much

546
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 9: you love someone you know, kissy, kissy, smoochie, all of that,

547
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,160
Speaker 9: how much you love them, there are things about them

548
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 9: they get on your nerves.

549
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 10: Okay.

550
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 9: A redded pole asked, what's the one thing you wish

551
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,399
Speaker 9: you could say to your spouse or your man? But

552
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:03,920
Speaker 9: you cannot bring yourself to say it because you know

553
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 9: it's gonna cost World War three?

554
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 6: Up in there, some had you know, like little bitty

555
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 6: gripes like we can just.

556
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 5: Go with that.

557
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,439
Speaker 1: I got all right, Oh why don't you shuck up?

558
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 1: Oh okay, let me that's not mean, Let me just mean.

559
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 9: Let me ask this question before you jump the gun.

560
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 2: Mister Harvey, you said what you won't to say, but

561
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:33,119
Speaker 2: you don't say because you SKA to your.

562
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 9: Spouse or your mate or your significant other.

563
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 1: Did you miss that?

564
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 8: Hart?

565
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 9: Is there something you want to say to your wife

566
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 9: your significant other but you're too scared to say.

567
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 1: I'll say it one more time. Why is my answer

568
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:47,719
Speaker 1: not sufficient?

569
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 10: It's not that it's not sufficient.

570
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 1: Agression on you? Yes, are you serious?

571
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 2: Don't act like y'll see what killed me now? Not

572
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 2: here the too fools All of a sudden, it's concerned that.

573
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 4: The totally agree with you. This is the time I

574
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 4: definitely agree with you.

575
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 1: Say what this is about.

576
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 4: Every man wants to say that, and that's what I

577
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 4: say for them. You wait, believe it or not.

578
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 13: There are times in a relationship, and I've been in

579
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 13: a lot when a man really don't want to hear

580
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 13: what you got to say at all at all?

581
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 4: At all?

582
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 9: Okay, now I understand I get that, Okay, but to

583
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 9: say it like.

584
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 1: You said it?

585
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:34,520
Speaker 2: You know you said, I said it is something you

586
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 2: want to say to your wife, but you to your

587
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 2: wife or spouse, but.

588
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 1: You can't cause you scared, right.

589
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 5: You just.

590
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 9: This is what my husband is thinking.

591
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 3: All the time.

592
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 1: Not all the time. Surely we thought that when y'all

593
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 1: be right, there's some things I want to say. Nothing,

594
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 1: come on, give me. Are we ever gonna do it

595
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 1: when I want to do?

596
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 11: Huh?

597
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 1: You the one picking chold out the damn time. Hey,

598
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:16,720
Speaker 1: that's that's never gonna Wow.

599
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 9: You guys really have stuff on your.

600
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 4: You said what you want to say, yes, but you're

601
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 4: afraid to say it.

602
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 1: I don't think you would say that.

603
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:28,560
Speaker 13: Okay, I got one. I want to say what you

604
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 13: think you can cook that meal? But you cannot. Never

605
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 13: got it right.

606
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 10: The hatred that I have built up right now for.

607
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 1: You guys we have not said has said. Come on, Steve,

608
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 1: you have.

609
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 9: More dang something you want to say to your wife

610
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 9: or significant other that that that you're too scared to say?

611
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 1: Oh, just like your mom.

612
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 4: God, I got one.

613
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 1: I don't know, Yeah, tell me first.

614
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 8: Just because you having these damn hot flashes don't mean

615
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 8: I'm having.

616
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 4: I got one. Yes, that dress makes your butt look big?

617
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, No, I don't want to hear that I

618
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: got one?

619
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 12: What what?

620
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 1: Hell?

621
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 5: No?

622
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 1: Like what you got on? But we got to get

623
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 1: out of here because we laid already, only changed time.

624
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:48,240
Speaker 1: So baby, you like this? Oh? Yeah, we're good. Oh

625
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 1: you you nailed. That's it. We're saying. We're saying what

626
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 1: we want to suppord. What do you want to want

627
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: to see this? How scared you are? You're trying?

628
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 5: Man?

629
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 1: Okay, let me make it here.

630
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 8: There the girl I had we got married, knew how

631
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 8: to cook some damn gumball.

632
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:15,320
Speaker 1: Tommy, you can't say that now now, but you can

633
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 1: say what you said. It's all the name held, No Charlee.

634
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 7: Oh I'm cool.

635
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 13: Oh I got every man's wonder saying what you can

636
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 13: ask me if she's fine? And now my answer, yes,

637
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 13: she is fine as hell.

638
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 6: So this is what you guys are holding in.

639
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 9: Okay, all right?

640
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 8: Uh?

641
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 9: Is there something you want to say to your wife

642
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 9: for significant other that you're too afraid to say?

643
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 5: Uh?

644
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 9: Steve, anything else to get off your trust.

645
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 1: What well, I guess you got one right quick, Tommy.

646
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 1: I don't love you like that. I don't love you

647
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 1: like that right there, right there. I don't know you

648
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: like that. But I'm just taking another one. Yes, that

649
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 1: was yes? Oh god, I wish I never had met

650
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 1: your ass.

651
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 4: I got one to close it down the zoo.

652
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 1: I wish I had never met yours. Go ahead, shay,

653
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 1: go ahead.

654
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 4: Okay, sometimes you just do that too hard. Okay, that's

655
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 4: all I'm saying.

656
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 1: Yes, come on, man, this has to be like.

657
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 6: Like that movie that's that's out with Taraji p Henson.

658
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 9: What men want?

659
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 5: You know?

660
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 6: She could read their thoughts?

661
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank god. Every woman can't read her husband's thoughts.

662
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 6: I hate all of you, I really think right now.

663
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 10: Oh man, you're listening hardy morning show?

664
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,239
Speaker 9: Kind out for would you rather? Would you rather give

665
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 9: up your cell phone for a month or would you

666
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 9: rather give up bathing for a month.

667
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:10,800
Speaker 8: Hello, I'm finna put together some funky deals.

668
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 1: I can't make no money.

669
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 2: I'm going I'm gonna just carry my laptop. I seen

670
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 2: my son FaceTime on his computer and everything I got

671
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,400
Speaker 2: because let me something to you.

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Speaker 1: If you laying in the bed niked your stuff and

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Speaker 1: you raise your knee up buy your checks.

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Speaker 14: That dry ice cloud comes out your crack, leases up

675
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Speaker 14: over the houp of your booty and slides along your

676
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Speaker 14: waist time roll up over your elbow, and it comes

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Speaker 14: down behind your shoulder.

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Speaker 1: It looks like dry ice, except it's invisible. But imagine

679
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 1: that white dry ice smoking. And then it comes around

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00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,880
Speaker 1: your face and it just lock on your face. You

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Speaker 1: can't get it. I'd rather not know you're going to bathe.

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Speaker 1: I got you, man. It ain't no way in the

683
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Speaker 1: world that that no that third day.

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Speaker 15: If you got a twenty seven more, yeah, for a

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Speaker 15: whole month, Yeah, you might not even have.

686
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Speaker 1: To raise your legs off after two weeks. You just

687
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Speaker 1: need to stop walking. If you walk in and fly

688
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Speaker 1: just buzzn't mind just followed you just you're looking like

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Speaker 1: a pig peeing on Charlie Brown.

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Speaker 3: Mile All right?

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Speaker 9: Would you rather never age physically? Never age physically, or

692
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Speaker 9: would you rather never age mentally?

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Speaker 1: I could stay right here, right here. I got enough

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Speaker 1: to make it on in if I think like this

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Speaker 1: at one hundred, be cool. Yeah. So physic physically, oh.

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Speaker 2: Physical, stay right? He would rather never show you know,

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Speaker 2: you know, you know, we're a pretty good look at

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Speaker 2: Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: When you look at Yes, Tommy and Jr. Can still run.

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00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 1: I could trot for sharp distances.

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Speaker 2: We we mobile shot for shot distances. If I do

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Speaker 2: an outburst, it's got to be about four five steps go.

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Speaker 1: I immediately got to pull up because I have heard

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Speaker 1: about to come right after that.

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Speaker 6: Hurt nothing, don't pull anything.

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Speaker 1: And Junior, what about you?

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Speaker 6: Would you rather never age physically or mentally?

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Speaker 1: Mentally?

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Speaker 7: I want to be mentally, but physically it ain't working

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Speaker 7: for me.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 7: I'm just in there. I'm into him, but ain't there

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00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 7: ain't nothing happening in there.

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Speaker 9: Tommy quick please, okay, okay, all right, well, thank you.

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Speaker 1: That's our round. Develop we'll be back.

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Speaker 10: You're listening Morning Show all right.

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Speaker 1: Time Now for comedy Roulette. Come on, Jay, set it up.

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Speaker 1: Please let me break it down for you.

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Speaker 13: We take three subjects, put those three subjects on a wheel,

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Speaker 13: spun the wheel where the wheel stops. Because we are comedians,

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Speaker 13: we can make the damn thing funny.

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Speaker 4: Watch us, watch us.

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Speaker 1: All right. Here are today's categories.

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Speaker 9: Number one things people say when they don't know they

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00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:46,399
Speaker 9: are on speakerphone. Things your made, things your mate has

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00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 9: that you wish they would throw away. And then how

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Speaker 9: about this one. Things that a friend says to embarrass you.

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Speaker 9: Oh wow, those are three good ones.

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Speaker 5: Ready, Yeah, throwaway?

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Speaker 1: I want to throw away?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, oh no, it's sometime we've all been here.

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Speaker 1: Things people say.

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Speaker 6: When they don't know they're on speakerphone.

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Speaker 1: Let's go, here we go.

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Speaker 13: Things people say when they don't know they don't speaker phone.

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Speaker 13: I ain't gonna their whole.

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Speaker 1: House, thank, I ain't gonna that's the whole house. Look here,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this here.

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Speaker 8: If if Larry and them over there, I ain't coming

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Speaker 8: because you know I don't blanket blank with Larry.

741
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Speaker 1: You already know that, you know I don't.

742
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 2: People say when they don't know they don't speaker phone.

743
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 2: Here's an ass on the phone.

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Speaker 13: On the phone, these people say, I don't know they

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Speaker 13: don't speaker phone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I got five dollars, but I ain't gonna lind

747
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Speaker 1: it to her ass. I wish the hell out.

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Speaker 8: Hey, listen, is uh is Ronda got her big ass

749
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:30,880
Speaker 8: over there? Fall People are off my couch because she's

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Speaker 8: the reason why the couch uneven.

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Speaker 1: Now she's the main reason why. Hey, you're on speakerphone.

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Speaker 10: They can hear her.

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Speaker 4: People say they don't speakerphone.

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Speaker 1: Man, I can't stand none of the ass.

755
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Speaker 3: You won't speak. Let me pick up.

756
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,840
Speaker 4: These people say when they don't know they don't speaker phone.

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Speaker 3: Oh what the hell I would go to?

758
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Speaker 4: You know I didn't like you when he was alive.

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Speaker 16: Hey, look, I can't tell you something I want. Let

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Speaker 16: me tell you something, girl. I want you to do

761
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Speaker 16: what you did with the jelly lad. That's the main thing.

762
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Speaker 1: That what you do with that Jenny lad.

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Speaker 3: Now what you do that.

764
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Speaker 1: Girl?

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Speaker 3: It don't.

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Speaker 2: Come on, see you don't things are people say when

767
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Speaker 2: that they don't know they don't speak of phone?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's his ugly ass. Mama over there. I love it.

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Speaker 3: I love it.

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Speaker 13: Things people say with it don't know they don't speak

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Speaker 13: a phone. He got a brand new car, but he

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Speaker 13: missed sixteeth.

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Speaker 1: Now that don't make no damn you're right about that.

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Speaker 1: He he he he he he he he Wayne over there,

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Speaker 1: don't you don't even know I'm hitting this old lady.

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Speaker 1: You don't even know what.

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Speaker 8: You don't know?

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Speaker 1: Doug, load it out, man.

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Speaker 2: Thanks. People say when they don't know they don't speak

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Speaker 2: of phone. Hey, hey, you know you left your panties

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Speaker 2: over here?

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Speaker 1: Everybody looking at the phone. Oh hell no, hey, miss Jacobs,

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Speaker 1: you don't speaking all right, Thank you guys.

784
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Speaker 9: That's Comedy Roulette coming up next.

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Speaker 1: Nephew in the building with today's prank phone call. Right

786
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Speaker 1: after this.

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Speaker 9: You're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show coming up at the

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Speaker 9: top of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's

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Speaker 9: my strawberry letter for today. We'll get into it in

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Speaker 9: just a bit, but right now the nephew is here

791
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Speaker 9: with today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 3: What you got for us?

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Speaker 1: Neph Can we use your cask? What can we you

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00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:30,320
Speaker 1: your cask?

795
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Speaker 3: I've never heard.

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Speaker 8: Hey, hey, we're going through a mil some were going

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Speaker 8: through a list some All right, Lynn, casket, can you

798
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Speaker 8: loan me a cask?

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Speaker 1: Get to get on my feet? Okay, let's go care.

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Speaker 5: Hello Vicky, Vick, Hey, Vicky, how you doing? Are you?

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Speaker 5: Are you the niece of of uh? Uh? I think

802
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Speaker 5: it's your aunt? Yes? Okay, and you now your aunt

803
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:05,359
Speaker 5: passed away?

804
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Speaker 1: How many?

805
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 5: How many years ago? Your aunt passed?

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Speaker 17: It was about five years ago.

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Speaker 5: Okay, listen, I'm over here at the funeral home. Uh my, my,

808
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 5: my sister just passed away, and uh, they gave me

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Speaker 5: your phone number. Did you guys? We're going through a

810
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Speaker 5: little bit of a situation here, did you guys? Aren't

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Speaker 5: have you know your aunt was a heavyset woman? Is

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Speaker 5: that right?

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Speaker 11: Yes?

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Speaker 5: She was? Okay, Now they had to did they have

815
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Speaker 5: to put her in a in a Did they have

816
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Speaker 5: a build a special casket for her?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Okay, that's what we're kind of going through with my sister.

819
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Speaker 5: We ordered a special casket for for for my sister,

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Speaker 5: and I'm assuming this is the same thing that you

821
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Speaker 5: guys went through. I've called several of her children, but

822
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Speaker 5: I wasn't able to get in touch with anybody. But

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Speaker 5: the funeral home actually had your name on file as well,

824
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Speaker 5: so they gave me your number where I will be

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Speaker 5: able to talk to you. Is that is that? Okay?

826
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Speaker 12: Yeah, that's okay. You can speak to me.

827
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Speaker 17: But you know what seems to be a problem.

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Speaker 5: Well, listen, we the funeral is actually in two days, okay,

829
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Speaker 5: and we ordered one of those special caskets, but it

830
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Speaker 5: doesn't look like it's going to be in for another week,

831
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Speaker 5: so you know, it's almost like we're gonna, we're gonna,

832
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Speaker 5: we're not gonna have a casket for her, you know,

833
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Speaker 5: for the funeral. And you know, like I said, the

834
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Speaker 5: funeral told us about you know that. You guys, we

835
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Speaker 5: are the last ones that ordered a casket of that size,

836
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Speaker 5: and you know, me and the rest of the family

837
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Speaker 5: has been you know, we've been trying to figure out

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Speaker 5: what to do and what to do. Do you think

839
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Speaker 5: it's anyone possible we can borrow the casket that your

840
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Speaker 5: aim is in, and then when the casket comes in

841
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 5: that we ordered, we can put her in that casket

842
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Speaker 5: and put her back down to rest like she's always been.

843
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Speaker 5: Do you think that's right? Hello?

844
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Speaker 12: Hello, if peat yourself, what exactly are you asking me?

845
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Speaker 5: Well, what I'm saying is, do you think we can

846
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Speaker 5: borrow your ain'm casket because you know, the funerals in

847
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 5: two days and the casket is not going to be

848
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Speaker 5: in in order for us to be to bury her

849
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Speaker 5: in a casket for you know, to accommodate her size.

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Speaker 5: That's what I'm asking.

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Speaker 12: What kind of is this you're talking about?

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Speaker 5: First of all, who is this? Okay, No, my name

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Speaker 5: is Larry, Like I said, my name is Larry, I

854
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Speaker 5: got you. I got you guys. Like I said, I

855
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 5: tried to call some of her kids, but nobody ever

856
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 5: picked up. When I called, I had her niece's number

857
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Speaker 5: on file too. You are her niece, Vicky, right, Yes,

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Speaker 5: I am. Okay, Well that's what I'm saying. Do you

859
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Speaker 5: think that maybe you can talk to the children and

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Speaker 5: see if we can maybe use that particular casket?

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Speaker 12: Oh okay, wait a minute, what the talking about this?

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Speaker 12: First of all, who is this you? You gotta be

863
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Speaker 12: losing your mind if you think I'm gonna let you

864
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Speaker 12: dig up my ami for just to bury your nose.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but I understand where you come from. But what

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Speaker 5: I'm trying to say is that we don't have a

867
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Speaker 5: casket big enough. And they would say they let us

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Speaker 5: know that you guys were the last ones that had

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Speaker 5: a casket.

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Speaker 17: That you know you gotta do with us.

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Speaker 12: That's your stuff out?

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Speaker 9: No?

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Speaker 5: No, well, okay, First of all, what I'm trying to

874
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Speaker 5: do is this the family been grieving pretty hard, and

875
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Speaker 5: I just wanted to make sure that the funeral will

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Speaker 5: be right, and it ain't.

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Speaker 12: Gonna be right, and we don't have we don't bring

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Speaker 12: my family gonna feel digg in my Any of you.

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Speaker 17: Lost your they don't call me because who is the

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00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 17: funeral home that gave you my number to ask me

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Speaker 17: to use the casket so you can bury your sister.

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00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 12: Who is the name of that person?

883
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Speaker 5: I can't remember, but it was it was a guy.

884
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:46,839
Speaker 5: The funeral director let me know that you guys had

885
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Speaker 5: went through a situation where you had to bury your

886
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Speaker 5: your your your aunt.

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00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:53,240
Speaker 17: Like I said, I call what's your name again?

888
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 5: My name is Larry?

889
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 12: Okay, mar this is this is I don't know what

890
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:01,719
Speaker 12: you my phone number because call me asking you just don't.

891
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Speaker 1: Can you believe us?

892
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Speaker 12: They call here asking me so can they dig up

893
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 12: so they can bury.

894
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 5: That sister's foster sister don't have a cash No your fault. No,

895
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 5: I understand it's not your fault. What I'm trying to

896
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:19,759
Speaker 5: say is wi y'all show some sympathy and some love

897
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 5: for what me and are family going through because we

898
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 5: don't have a cask. Like I say, my sister, my

899
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 5: sister was was you know, whether if the heavens was

900
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:27,839
Speaker 5: a hemish want?

901
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 2: Oh good?

902
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 12: You know, my condoleces go out to you and your family.

903
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 12: You know I'm trying to be as reserved as I

904
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:37,719
Speaker 12: can with this whole situation. But do you understand what

905
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 12: kind of stupid you're asking me right now to actually

906
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 12: dig up my aunt? Who is are you being a

907
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 12: ground for five years because bury your sister.

908
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 2: Like this?

909
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 5: We you You ain't ain't gonna know, she ain't gonna

910
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 5: know where.

911
00:47:56,080 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 17: You for you to say to me, stupid.

912
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 12: Moking crack.

913
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 5: First of all, you know what I First of all,

914
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 5: I appreciate you trying to work with me, but I

915
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 5: want to say is you don't even have the authority

916
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 5: to make that decision if you give me one of

917
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 5: the numbers to one of your cousins.

918
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:22,759
Speaker 12: I was really trying to be nice and be calm.

919
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 11: But guess what, we're not doing this, stupid.

920
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:27,400
Speaker 12: I'm trying to be nice to you and tell and

921
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:29,360
Speaker 12: trying to help you out. No, you want me to

922
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 12: get ignorance and act stupid. I was trying to be

923
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:33,360
Speaker 12: nice and sympathetics, but.

924
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 17: We're not doing it.

925
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 12: I'm not giving you the number. I've got the authority to.

926
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 5: Tell you right now.

927
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:42,240
Speaker 12: We're not digging up so you can bury your sister.

928
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 5: Okay, so so so so, so that's just it. I

929
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 5: can't talk to now.

930
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 11: No, you ain't talking to nobody.

931
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 17: You're talking to me.

932
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 5: Okay, I got I got, I got something else I

933
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 5: need to tell you though, I need, I need to

934
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 5: tell you something else. Are you listening to tell me?

935
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,240
Speaker 5: I want to tell you this. This is nephew Tommy

936
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 5: from the Steve Harbin Morning Show. VICKI, your sister Sheila

937
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:05,200
Speaker 5: got me the prank phone call you.

938
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 17: Who is this again?

939
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 1: Big Bigga?

940
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:14,880
Speaker 5: This is a nephew tom Me from the Steve Harvey

941
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 5: Morning Show. Your sister Sheila got me to prank phone

942
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 5: call you.

943
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:28,360
Speaker 12: Oh y'all, you got me over here worked up. I'm

944
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:30,319
Speaker 12: play too much.

945
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:32,360
Speaker 5: She ain't got viey. I got one more thing to

946
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 5: ask you, baby? What is the baddest and I mean

947
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 5: the baddest radio show in the land, Steve Harby Morning

948
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:40,879
Speaker 5: Show for you craz.

949
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 1: You know there's some people that they killed me. We

950
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 1: just you know, where's the love?

951
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 5: You know?

952
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 12: Brother?

953
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 1: Just want to casket for a couple of days, you

954
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:54,800
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Not willing to share.

955
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 3: Slish.

956
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:00,320
Speaker 8: I mean, I just I just don't and that that

957
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:03,399
Speaker 8: that woman already has been laid the rest so it's

958
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 8: not like we're messing up her funeral or that.

959
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:09,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, where's the love? Christian? Same?

960
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 2: Oh man, somebody we got damn what somebody gonna whip

961
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:17,759
Speaker 2: you really bad? You're talking about digging on black.

962
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 1: See that's just line. Yeah. See you did that with

963
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 1: that other brother one time. When he was talking about

964
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 1: digging up He said, Man, I just got these people

965
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:27,799
Speaker 1: to stopped crying last year.

966
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 8: I'm just trying fore casket for a few days. Man,

967
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:35,360
Speaker 8: And you loan me a casket to like get on

968
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:35,879
Speaker 8: my feet.

969
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:43,839
Speaker 1: That's all? No, are you Tommy crazy? All right?

970
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 8: The Nephew was back on stage. Back on stage October

971
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 8: sixth seven, eight. October sixth seven, eighth, Colleen, Texas twice

972
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:53,439
Speaker 8: this Funny Comedy Club. The Nephew will be in town.

973
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:56,320
Speaker 8: Tickets are on sale right now, So I get a

974
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 8: little break in September, but back at it in October

975
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 8: because September belongs to the wife. That's what it belonged to.

976
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 8: He get all the September. Oh, I can't wait for October.

977
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 1: You good?

978
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 8: Yeah, right up, that September belong to the wife. So

979
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,360
Speaker 8: I'll be back on stage that October.

980
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:24,799
Speaker 9: All right, Nephew, Thank you, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

981
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:28,799
Speaker 9: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen.

982
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:32,400
Speaker 9: If you need advice and relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,

983
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 9: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve harveysm

984
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:38,759
Speaker 9: dot com. We could be reading your letter live on

985
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 9: the air, just like we're going to read this one

986
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:43,160
Speaker 9: right here, right now.

987
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 1: Who knows it could be you? Oh for got, he

988
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:46,920
Speaker 1: ain't here.

989
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 7: Ladies and jentlemen, It's time for the Strawberry. Let her

990
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:52,400
Speaker 7: put your hands together for my girl, Shirley Strawberry.

991
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 3: All right.

992
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:56,320
Speaker 6: Subject, thank you, junior.

993
00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:01,320
Speaker 9: Subject tired. I'm tired of sneaking around with her. Stephen Shirley.

994
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 9: I'm a twenty seven year old single man and I

995
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:06,360
Speaker 9: would love to stop sneaking around with the love of

996
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 9: my life. I've been friends with my secret lover for

997
00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 9: twenty years, and our parents are best friends. Our families

998
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 9: did everything together for over twenty years, but they have

999
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:20,239
Speaker 9: no idea about our secret romance. She and I have

1000
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:23,239
Speaker 9: been best friends since we were seven. By the time

1001
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:26,440
Speaker 9: we turned thirteen, she was blossoming.

1002
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 6: Into a woman and I liked it. She was curious

1003
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 6: about my body and I enjoyed caressing hers.

1004
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:35,919
Speaker 9: When she let me on her seventeenth birthday, she told

1005
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:38,480
Speaker 9: me she was ready to have sex and she wanted

1006
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:41,880
Speaker 9: me to be her first. That was the moment I

1007
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 9: had been waiting for, so we both had sex for

1008
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 9: the first time. I fell in love with her by

1009
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:51,759
Speaker 9: the time I was eighteen. We continue to secretly have

1010
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:55,680
Speaker 9: sex throughout college, and now that we're grown, she still

1011
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 9: likes to sneak around with me. I've dated other girls,

1012
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:03,359
Speaker 9: but no woman compares to her. I have asked her

1013
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:05,840
Speaker 9: to be my girlfriend so many times, but she is

1014
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:09,080
Speaker 9: afraid of what her parents will think. She's been dating

1015
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:12,279
Speaker 9: a guy for almost two years and we still have

1016
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 9: sex often. But we still have sex often. She's told

1017
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:17,840
Speaker 9: me that she's not had sex with him, and I

1018
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 9: believed her until recently, when she told me that he's

1019
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 9: talking about marriage. My heart started beating fast, and I

1020
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:27,319
Speaker 9: panicked and poured out all of my feelings to her

1021
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:30,759
Speaker 9: and said I wanted to be with her and marry her.

1022
00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:34,719
Speaker 9: She said we could never be together because although we

1023
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:39,000
Speaker 9: are not blood relatives, our families are linked so closely

1024
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:42,040
Speaker 9: it's like we're related. I yelled at her that I

1025
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 9: don't make love to my relatives. Why won't she give

1026
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:49,399
Speaker 9: us a chance? I don't want to lose her for good,

1027
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:53,279
Speaker 9: So what should I do? Wow, you don't want to

1028
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 9: lose her for good?

1029
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 6: Well, she's gone.

1030
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 9: I mean you've already lost her. She never wanted you

1031
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 9: for anything more than a side piece anyway. Everything was

1032
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 9: always in secret. Okay, She's never given you any reason

1033
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:10,680
Speaker 9: to think otherwise. All you have to do is listen

1034
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:13,319
Speaker 9: to her and read between her lines. You are her

1035
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 9: side piece, her jump off, her plaything, and that's it.

1036
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:20,160
Speaker 9: I mean, there are clues throughout the letter.

1037
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 5: You say.

1038
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:24,160
Speaker 9: Now that we're grown, she still likes to sneak around

1039
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:26,280
Speaker 9: with you. Yeah, she wants to keep you a secret.

1040
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:28,799
Speaker 9: She won't date you because she's afraid of what her

1041
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 9: parents might think. Really, but she's grown. You just said

1042
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 9: you guys are grown. You've told her you want to

1043
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:40,360
Speaker 9: be with her and you want to marry her. Still

1044
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 9: nothing from her. Nothing.

1045
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 6: She's thinking about marrying some other guy.

1046
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:49,000
Speaker 9: She said, you guys could never be together because your relatives.

1047
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:53,120
Speaker 6: Excuse after excuse after excuse with this one.

1048
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 9: She knows you're not related, but she's using that so

1049
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:59,359
Speaker 9: she can keep things as they are so you can

1050
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:00,560
Speaker 9: be her little secret.

1051
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:06,359
Speaker 6: Okay, you know she just wants you for sex.

1052
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:07,160
Speaker 1: I hope you know that.

1053
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:10,799
Speaker 9: And because you're in love with her, you just keep

1054
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 9: giving her what you want, what she wants whenever she

1055
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 9: wants it, which means she gets to have you and

1056
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:17,360
Speaker 9: her fiance.

1057
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 6: She gets her cake and she can eat it too.

1058
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:24,520
Speaker 9: Who is this woman? I mean, what is this hold

1059
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:27,759
Speaker 9: on you she has? You got to move on from her,

1060
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:30,279
Speaker 9: you do. I know you've dated other women, but you

1061
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:32,160
Speaker 9: can't stop comparing them to her.

1062
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:34,759
Speaker 1: You got to stop that. That's the way you move on.

1063
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:36,719
Speaker 9: I mean you got to step back and take a

1064
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 9: look at what's really what's really going on here.

1065
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 1: I just say, wake up, stay woke.

1066
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 6: After you wake up from this dream you're in about her, then.

1067
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:50,240
Speaker 9: Maybe hopefully you'll stop being her little you know, secret,

1068
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:52,920
Speaker 9: her little guinea pig, her little play thing, and you

1069
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:54,200
Speaker 9: can move on from there.

1070
00:55:54,640 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 2: Steve one hundred percent completely disagree. Hell boy, come on now,

1071
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:10,920
Speaker 2: this opportunity pimp, don't uh let me walk you through

1072
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 2: this thing. I'm tired of sneaking around with her. Twenty

1073
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:20,600
Speaker 2: seven year old single man. You want to stop sneaking around.

1074
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:22,839
Speaker 1: With the love of your life. Boy.

1075
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:26,000
Speaker 2: Come on, do you know how many women are dying

1076
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:28,840
Speaker 2: to hear that? That's why I know we got a

1077
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:32,520
Speaker 2: chance here. I've been friends with my secret lover for

1078
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 2: over twenty years. I didn't know what the hell was

1079
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:39,319
Speaker 2: going on here. Seven were best friends, our family did

1080
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:41,680
Speaker 2: everything together for twenty years, but they had no idea

1081
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:43,000
Speaker 2: about our secret romance.

1082
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:44,719
Speaker 1: Now this wasn't.

1083
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:46,959
Speaker 2: Let her take a little bit of a delusional turn.

1084
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:50,200
Speaker 2: She and I have been best friends since we were seven.

1085
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 2: By the time we turned thirteen, she was blossoming into

1086
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:55,480
Speaker 2: a woman.

1087
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:08,680
Speaker 1: Don't know. She wasn't atty, Doggie, No, she wasn't, Sulie.

1088
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 1: You was flat Chester.

1089
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:10,920
Speaker 3: Okay, keep with.

1090
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:13,400
Speaker 9: Thirteen.

1091
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:18,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, look at Monica over there, shaking her head. This

1092
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 2: line healthy.

1093
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 1: She say that.

1094
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 2: By the time and she was time thirteen, she was

1095
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:27,440
Speaker 2: blossoming into the woman, and I like it, dog know,

1096
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:30,040
Speaker 2: she wasn't. She was cursed about my body and I

1097
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:33,760
Speaker 2: enjoyed caressing Herris and were on seventeenth birthday. She was

1098
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 2: ready to have sex. She wanted me to be her first.

1099
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:42,760
Speaker 2: That was the moment I had been waiting for my dude.

1100
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 2: So we both had sex for the first time I

1101
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:49,160
Speaker 2: fell in love with her. By the time I was eighteen.

1102
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 2: We secretly had sex throughout college, and now we've grown.

1103
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 2: She still likes to sneak around with me. I updated

1104
00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:58,840
Speaker 2: other girls, but no other woman come passed to her.

1105
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,040
Speaker 2: Asked her to be my girlfriend many times, but she's

1106
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 2: afraid of what her parents would think.

1107
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:06,439
Speaker 1: When we come back, won't wait for the get down.

1108
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:09,720
Speaker 9: We'll have part two of Steve's response to the Strawberry

1109
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:12,360
Speaker 9: Letter coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour,

1110
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:15,520
Speaker 9: subject I'm tired of sneaking around with her. We'll get

1111
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:19,600
Speaker 9: back into it right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy

1112
00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:23,120
Speaker 9: Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's

1113
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 9: Strawberry letter. We totally disagree on this one.

1114
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:28,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little dude been in completely friends with this

1115
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 2: girl since they was seven day twenty seven. Now turned thirteen,

1116
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:35,280
Speaker 2: she started developing into a woman. I tried to tell

1117
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:38,040
Speaker 2: this boy and this letter she wasn't a woman at thirteen.

1118
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:39,080
Speaker 1: Y'all, sir.

1119
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:42,400
Speaker 2: Got to seventeen, y'all had sex for the first time

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00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 2: for the both of y'all.

1121
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 1: You fell in love with her.

1122
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:49,080
Speaker 2: About eighteen, y'all had sex all throughout college, secretly without

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00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:49,760
Speaker 2: your parents.

1124
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 1: Though.

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00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:53,240
Speaker 2: I don't know how cool these damn parents he is.

1126
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 2: Why they wouldn't be all right today? Babies linking up together.

1127
00:58:57,640 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 2: I don't know what this damn they she should he is.

1128
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:03,760
Speaker 2: Y'all parents got it, but it's too big. In this letter,

1129
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:08,440
Speaker 2: y'all had sex for the first time. This was the

1130
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:09,720
Speaker 2: moment I've been waiting for.

1131
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it is.

1132
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 5: So.

1133
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 2: We both had sex for the first time. I fell

1134
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:17,800
Speaker 2: in love with her by the time I was eighteen.

1135
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:21,360
Speaker 2: We had sex throughout college, and now we've grown. She

1136
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:23,160
Speaker 2: still likes to sneak around.

1137
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:23,160
Speaker 5: With me.

1138
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:28,080
Speaker 2: Updated other girls. Here we go, but no other woman

1139
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:34,680
Speaker 2: compares to her. No thing compass to you.

1140
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:41,160
Speaker 1: Oh man, that was the jam boy. See they got

1141
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:52,920
Speaker 1: songs about this. I just need to get to the course.

1142
00:59:56,600 --> 01:00:07,840
Speaker 1: Boom boom, God money you've been gone. Oh yeah, but

1143
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:11,160
Speaker 1: another another take away.

1144
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:18,200
Speaker 2: Here we go, Sha come back.

1145
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:31,320
Speaker 1: Nothing compass to you? Nothing? Whoa baby, whoaby whobby man.

1146
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:37,880
Speaker 1: It's been so lonely without Thank you so much for

1147
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:38,360
Speaker 1: that day.

1148
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:41,640
Speaker 2: You know, I just wanted to drop that in there,

1149
01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:45,120
Speaker 2: because back in the day, we wrote songs about situations,

1150
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:54,920
Speaker 2: and this boy says nothing compass, nothing compassed to you.

1151
01:00:57,520 --> 01:01:00,760
Speaker 1: That boy met this man. I just wanted to drop

1152
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:01,960
Speaker 1: that in the middle of the letter.

1153
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:07,240
Speaker 2: Anyway, I've asked her to be my girlfriend so many times,

1154
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:10,160
Speaker 2: but she's afraid of what her parents would think. She's

1155
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:12,200
Speaker 2: been dating a guy for two years, but we still

1156
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 2: have sex often. She told me she ain't having sex

1157
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:15,440
Speaker 2: with him.

1158
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:18,800
Speaker 1: I believed her too. Recently, when she told me he's

1159
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:19,600
Speaker 1: talking about.

1160
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:23,360
Speaker 2: Marriage he would go. My heart started beating fast. I panicked.

1161
01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:25,760
Speaker 2: I poured all my feelings to her, and I said

1162
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:28,480
Speaker 2: I wanted to be with her. I want to marry her.

1163
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,960
Speaker 2: She said we could never be together because although we

1164
01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:34,640
Speaker 2: are not blood relatives, our families are linked together so

1165
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:39,120
Speaker 2: closely it's like we related. I yelled at her, I

1166
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:42,680
Speaker 2: don't make love to my relatives. Why won't she give

1167
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:43,440
Speaker 2: us a chance.

1168
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:45,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to lose her for good? So what

1169
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:47,760
Speaker 1: should I do? And we got to go to wall?

1170
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:51,600
Speaker 2: Baby, We got to fight, young homie, you twenty seven,

1171
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:54,320
Speaker 2: listen to somebody that had been to wall before. You

1172
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:56,920
Speaker 2: got to fight for this love of your life. You

1173
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,840
Speaker 2: can't let this punk ass dude when who is he?

1174
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:03,120
Speaker 2: And I said it right? You can't let this punker

1175
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:03,880
Speaker 2: ass do win.

1176
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:04,960
Speaker 1: Who is he?

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01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:06,919
Speaker 11: Nah?

1178
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:09,960
Speaker 1: Yes she do, Hirley. She just got this thing with

1179
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:12,560
Speaker 1: this family. She won't him. She just don't know how

1180
01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:15,280
Speaker 1: to explain it. All this sneaking.

1181
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:17,960
Speaker 2: Around and now she didn't have this boyfriend for two years,

1182
01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:20,920
Speaker 2: but she's still been sneaking around with the secret lover.

1183
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:23,680
Speaker 1: She can't explain it because she in love with this boy.

1184
01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:27,200
Speaker 1: She'll just love what he do. Side but the side

1185
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:28,320
Speaker 1: piece got her turn.

1186
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:31,520
Speaker 2: Up though, See, because all through the relationships she still

1187
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:33,920
Speaker 2: got to get the side piece. It's because the side

1188
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:37,000
Speaker 2: piece is really the main course. He ain't a side dish.

1189
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:39,920
Speaker 2: He the folk piece. Now, see, Charlie, he ain't the

1190
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:43,680
Speaker 2: cold slaw. He the folk piece. This dude is the

1191
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:47,440
Speaker 2: cold slow but the cold slough been gone public. So

1192
01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:50,440
Speaker 2: now she's trying to turn cold slough and mashed potatoes

1193
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:53,200
Speaker 2: into a damn entree. And it ain't fit to work

1194
01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:54,880
Speaker 2: because I ain't gonna let it go down like that.

1195
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:56,680
Speaker 2: Got home because we got to get up here and

1196
01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:59,600
Speaker 2: go to walk. We had Burke, we finn to put

1197
01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:01,520
Speaker 2: it in work. You let me explain something to you, don't.

1198
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:10,560
Speaker 1: She ain't gonna get away this is your shot, homie.

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01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:13,040
Speaker 1: And see, listen to me.

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01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:19,120
Speaker 2: We got to erase what the parents think. You still

1201
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:22,680
Speaker 2: in the game. Compare yourself to him. This is when

1202
01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:24,520
Speaker 2: it's time. It's time to get the mud out. Now

1203
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:27,000
Speaker 2: it's mud slanging time.

1204
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:31,720
Speaker 1: M h Who is he? And what is he to you?

1205
01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:32,920
Speaker 1: My friend?

1206
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:35,280
Speaker 10: You want to hear that? Now?

1207
01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:40,520
Speaker 1: It's their up pointed do tag. They keep trying to

1208
01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:44,640
Speaker 1: tell me that I ought to not let you just

1209
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:52,880
Speaker 1: walk on me. Yeah, yes, she do.

1210
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:57,600
Speaker 2: S you don't know what I know, Charlon, Hey, you

1211
01:03:57,640 --> 01:03:59,960
Speaker 2: don't understand, Sheerlon, we come back. I'm gonna finish up

1212
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:03,480
Speaker 2: with this letter. Come on, Bill, take us out now

1213
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:05,000
Speaker 2: we ain't Yes we do.

1214
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:08,840
Speaker 9: You're listening.

1215
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:10,600
Speaker 10: Morning show?

1216
01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:14,600
Speaker 1: All right, here we are part three of the Strawberry Letter.

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01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,160
Speaker 6: I disagree.

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01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:21,440
Speaker 1: There, appointed do too.

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01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:23,640
Speaker 6: I'm tired of sneaking around with her.

1220
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:27,520
Speaker 2: Well, see, Shirley, this is the love of his life

1221
01:04:28,920 --> 01:04:32,360
Speaker 2: and it's time for her to understand what they really have. See,

1222
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:34,480
Speaker 2: she don't even know what's the love of her life

1223
01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:37,480
Speaker 2: because they're so busy trying to keep it a secret.

1224
01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:40,400
Speaker 2: And then Mamma, then well when you gonna get somebody? Now,

1225
01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:42,920
Speaker 2: she'd have showed up this boyfriend for two years. Now,

1226
01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:44,880
Speaker 2: how you're gonna come back and tell her it's always

1227
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:48,200
Speaker 2: been your friend? That's the problem she got. She done,

1228
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:50,400
Speaker 2: got herself in the spider web. Well, since we're in

1229
01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:53,600
Speaker 2: the spider web, that's gonna get all tangled up, because

1230
01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:56,320
Speaker 2: now you got to start slinging mud. It's mud slinging

1231
01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:59,760
Speaker 2: time now, homie. You got to start comparing yourself to him?

1232
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:02,120
Speaker 1: Who is he and what is he to you?

1233
01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:07,440
Speaker 6: You understand here what he could get enough? All these

1234
01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:09,240
Speaker 6: women out here, that's the.

1235
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:12,120
Speaker 1: One he won't. No, No, the one he won't is

1236
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:15,000
Speaker 1: the love of his life. Shirley. Yeah, you don't always give,

1237
01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:17,720
Speaker 1: but you can fight for it though. Compare yourself to her.

1238
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:22,440
Speaker 2: He can't love you like I do. He can't treat

1239
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:27,480
Speaker 2: you the way I can treat you. He can't won't

1240
01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:29,280
Speaker 2: you the way I won't you.

1241
01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:34,800
Speaker 1: Ass moment, juice, brain, No damn night.

1242
01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:40,040
Speaker 2: You don't bring no nineties world in the meat judy

1243
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:42,880
Speaker 2: bringing no damn jagget.

1244
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:44,040
Speaker 1: Edge, No damn jagget as.

1245
01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:46,080
Speaker 3: He can't love you like I love you?

1246
01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:48,080
Speaker 5: What that is?

1247
01:05:50,840 --> 01:05:54,680
Speaker 2: He can't protect you like I'll protect you. I have

1248
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:59,400
Speaker 2: loved you since the moment I saw you. You have

1249
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:02,840
Speaker 2: been the love of my life, since the moment we

1250
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:04,080
Speaker 2: touched to one another.

1251
01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:08,800
Speaker 1: I can't live without you. I don't breathe without you.

1252
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:13,360
Speaker 2: I want you more than I won't ad I love

1253
01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:17,040
Speaker 2: you more than I love myself. That ain't a lot

1254
01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:20,560
Speaker 2: of women can walk away from this sun, I'm telling you.

1255
01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:24,080
Speaker 2: But now what you're gonna have to do is you're

1256
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:26,840
Speaker 2: gonna have to take your love for her public. Oh lord,

1257
01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:32,560
Speaker 2: public affirmation is about time to come. If she don't,

1258
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:36,520
Speaker 2: then we go for the break. I'll go public with

1259
01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:40,880
Speaker 2: my love for her. I'll go online and say I'm sorry,

1260
01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:44,360
Speaker 2: and I just tell her in front of the world

1261
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:47,960
Speaker 2: that it may end it, but this is your shot.

1262
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:50,720
Speaker 2: But do not let the love of your life get

1263
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:52,840
Speaker 2: away just because she's dating this punk ass boy.

1264
01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:59,000
Speaker 9: All right, See that ends, I hope Part three of

1265
01:06:59,120 --> 01:06:59,920
Speaker 9: Today's Strubberry.

1266
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:02,360
Speaker 6: Okay, you're listening.

1267
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:04,360
Speaker 10: Morning show.

1268
01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:10,200
Speaker 9: Steve's voicemail, and if you'd like to leave a message

1269
01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:13,320
Speaker 9: for Steve, call him eight seven seven twenty nine Steve.

1270
01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:17,600
Speaker 9: That's eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve. Well, you might

1271
01:07:17,680 --> 01:07:19,120
Speaker 9: just hear your call on the air.

1272
01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:19,640
Speaker 1: Here we go.

1273
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:22,440
Speaker 6: Howard from Atlanta, Steve Tay Steve.

1274
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:23,760
Speaker 4: I'm Howard from Atlanta.

1275
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:26,240
Speaker 6: I'm a white guy that loves your.

1276
01:07:26,200 --> 01:07:28,160
Speaker 1: Show and I like black girls.

1277
01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:30,760
Speaker 5: What advice will you do you have for me in

1278
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:33,600
Speaker 5: dating black girls? Because I keep striking out because I'm

1279
01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:35,480
Speaker 5: too white? Sakes, Steve's love you man.

1280
01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:38,000
Speaker 1: Well, I got two things for you.

1281
01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:42,840
Speaker 2: When you say too white, I've never been that before,

1282
01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:45,880
Speaker 2: so I really don't have any advice for your own

1283
01:07:46,040 --> 01:07:51,280
Speaker 2: being too white. I've been accused of being too black before. Sah, yeah, yeah, well,

1284
01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:53,680
Speaker 2: never been in the too white zone.

1285
01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:54,520
Speaker 1: Soul opposite.

1286
01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:57,640
Speaker 2: You know, be proud of whoever you are, whatever you're doing,

1287
01:07:57,840 --> 01:08:01,520
Speaker 2: be pride, take pride in yourself. All tanning is a

1288
01:08:01,600 --> 01:08:07,080
Speaker 2: suggestion I might try, unless your whiteness is you're referring to.

1289
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:11,920
Speaker 1: Your soul content and your actions.

1290
01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:15,720
Speaker 2: Like for example, if you try to date a girl

1291
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:19,400
Speaker 2: and go over their house and you bring some a dish,

1292
01:08:20,320 --> 01:08:22,640
Speaker 2: you can't take punkin towel over there.

1293
01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:26,560
Speaker 1: That's too white. You know, you got to know that

1294
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:27,920
Speaker 1: that's just too white.

1295
01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:34,120
Speaker 2: You can't bring the dressing to Thanksgiving and it's in

1296
01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:35,920
Speaker 2: a box called stovetop.

1297
01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:38,559
Speaker 1: That's we just that's too white.

1298
01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:42,720
Speaker 2: It's just some things you can't do just because it's

1299
01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:46,760
Speaker 2: a missile toe hanging. You can't kiss everybody under the mistletoe.

1300
01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:49,280
Speaker 2: That's grandmama. You don't grandmama.

1301
01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:52,840
Speaker 1: Don't WoT that's too white.

1302
01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:54,280
Speaker 5: Now.

1303
01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:59,479
Speaker 2: The other advice if you do land a sister, buttle up,

1304
01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:04,160
Speaker 2: hold on tight, come on you in for the ride

1305
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:08,600
Speaker 2: of your life. And this is not a sexual connotation.

1306
01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:14,320
Speaker 2: I'm talking about all the rest of them. You are

1307
01:09:14,439 --> 01:09:21,040
Speaker 2: going to be questioned about things, and I think you're

1308
01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:24,840
Speaker 2: going trying to date some of the greatest forensic scientists

1309
01:09:25,520 --> 01:09:30,080
Speaker 2: ever created. Yes, and they love to have a good time.

1310
01:09:31,680 --> 01:09:34,840
Speaker 2: Let me give you the upside to dating sisters. I

1311
01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:40,160
Speaker 2: don't think you can find nobody more beautiful. I don't

1312
01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:44,320
Speaker 2: think they come any sexier. I don't think you can

1313
01:09:44,439 --> 01:09:48,600
Speaker 2: walk any better. Come on, I don't think man, that

1314
01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:53,439
Speaker 2: when they love you, you could get loved anymore. So

1315
01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:56,599
Speaker 2: that right there is what's special about them. And that's

1316
01:09:56,760 --> 01:09:59,639
Speaker 2: not to say that's not the case with anybody else.

1317
01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:03,360
Speaker 2: Said you will get it in a way that you

1318
01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:05,800
Speaker 2: may have never had it before, not saying that other

1319
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:09,519
Speaker 2: people not capable of that. But I'm commending my sisters

1320
01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:11,519
Speaker 2: because I know what they do. That's all I never had.

1321
01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:15,120
Speaker 2: But you know, I know they talk about when you

1322
01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:18,560
Speaker 2: become well off and all this, they always.

1323
01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:20,040
Speaker 1: Go somewhere else. I've been.

1324
01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:22,760
Speaker 2: I've been at that crib the whole time. I don't

1325
01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:26,320
Speaker 2: know nothing else. I appreciate them. I love I love

1326
01:10:26,439 --> 01:10:27,639
Speaker 2: when the sheets go back.

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01:10:28,479 --> 01:10:29,960
Speaker 3: M what happens?

1328
01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:34,280
Speaker 1: Sheets go? This took a turn.

1329
01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:42,120
Speaker 2: All of these tones is under that darkness?

1330
01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:46,120
Speaker 1: Lord hens, are you listening to Howard?

1331
01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:55,120
Speaker 2: Shades and tones? Each each area has a different tone

1332
01:10:55,280 --> 01:11:02,160
Speaker 2: to That's what most most boles that I have been

1333
01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:06,479
Speaker 2: with you have been at minimum try colored.

1334
01:11:07,920 --> 01:11:10,920
Speaker 1: I've always had a try colored woman. Yeah.

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01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:17,599
Speaker 2: Three tone, mostly folk, because you got the skin, then

1336
01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:20,880
Speaker 2: you've got the mouth, and then you got the dish,

1337
01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:23,920
Speaker 2: and then you got home plate.

1338
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:33,920
Speaker 3: Years up.

1339
01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:36,559
Speaker 1: I think you're talking to Howard time.

1340
01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:39,320
Speaker 12: The house.

1341
01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:46,160
Speaker 9: Yeah, all right, thank you, Thank you Howard for your call,

1342
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:47,880
Speaker 9: and thank you Steve.

1343
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:48,400
Speaker 10: For all that love.

1344
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:49,960
Speaker 9: You're listening.

1345
01:11:51,120 --> 01:11:51,799
Speaker 10: Morning shows?

1346
01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:56,800
Speaker 9: All right, Steve, what's the good news about elevate you?

1347
01:11:57,200 --> 01:11:59,799
Speaker 1: Any selfies come in from people at Walmart?

1348
01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:05,920
Speaker 5: You know?

1349
01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:08,200
Speaker 2: Junior told me. Junior told me he had went in

1350
01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:12,599
Speaker 2: the Walmart and he had seen a cutout of me. Yeah,

1351
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:15,519
Speaker 2: I asked Junior, did you take a picture? He said no,

1352
01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:19,559
Speaker 2: I showed shitter. So I said, anybody out there that's

1353
01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:22,040
Speaker 2: going into Walmart to see a cutout of me, would

1354
01:12:22,040 --> 01:12:23,479
Speaker 2: you take a picture and send it to me?

1355
01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:26,240
Speaker 1: Because I don't know how to check.

1356
01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:32,120
Speaker 6: They sent it, I don't know, said the man who

1357
01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:33,719
Speaker 6: thought a video was a selfie.

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01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:35,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, go ahead, even.

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01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:40,120
Speaker 1: If you send it to me, how the hell do

1360
01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:40,639
Speaker 1: I check?

1361
01:12:40,720 --> 01:12:40,840
Speaker 12: Oh?

1362
01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:45,559
Speaker 1: Somebody sent one. Okay, Yeah, that's good.

1363
01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:46,000
Speaker 11: That's good.

1364
01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:49,000
Speaker 2: Oh they coming in your Monica checks for me. So

1365
01:12:49,160 --> 01:12:52,280
Speaker 2: Monica got a man over there. That's what I'm looking for.

1366
01:12:52,479 --> 01:12:54,720
Speaker 2: People who can find the cutout of me in the

1367
01:12:55,560 --> 01:12:58,400
Speaker 2: Walmart if you send it to me, because Elevate You

1368
01:12:58,680 --> 01:13:02,800
Speaker 2: is in Walmarts. Stick packs and the gummies are there.

1369
01:13:03,280 --> 01:13:07,040
Speaker 2: So those delicious uh green drinks and different flavors are

1370
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:10,680
Speaker 2: the stick packs only in Walmart. And you can get

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01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:16,040
Speaker 2: the gummies for your digestion, your immune system, and your metabolism,

1372
01:13:16,479 --> 01:13:19,840
Speaker 2: all those in Walmart exclusively. And if you can't get

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01:13:19,880 --> 01:13:22,240
Speaker 2: it in the store, go to Walmart dot com. But

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01:13:22,360 --> 01:13:24,360
Speaker 2: if you see a picture of me in Walmart, if

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01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:26,600
Speaker 2: you can send it to me, Monica, what are you pulling.

1376
01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:26,760
Speaker 1: It up on.

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01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:30,639
Speaker 9: Come up in thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll

1378
01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:33,560
Speaker 9: play another round of would you rather? Right after this,

1379
01:13:34,479 --> 01:13:35,280
Speaker 9: you're listening.

1380
01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:39,479
Speaker 10: Morning show turn out for would you rather?

1381
01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:42,519
Speaker 9: Would you rather give up your cell phone for a month?

1382
01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:44,960
Speaker 9: Or would you rather give up bathing for a month?

1383
01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:51,240
Speaker 8: Hello bathing, I'm finna put together some funky deals.

1384
01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:55,160
Speaker 1: I can't make no money i phone. I'm gonna go on.

1385
01:13:55,240 --> 01:13:57,920
Speaker 2: I'm gonna just carry my laptop. I've seen my son

1386
01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:02,800
Speaker 2: FaceTime on his computer in there. I got because let

1387
01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:06,080
Speaker 2: me explain some t If you laying in the bed

1388
01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:11,680
Speaker 2: naked on your stoach and you raise your knee up

1389
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:18,479
Speaker 2: by your chests, that dry ice cloud comes out your crack,

1390
01:14:19,320 --> 01:14:23,720
Speaker 2: leases up over the hump of your booty and slides

1391
01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:27,479
Speaker 2: along your waist time roll up over your elbow, and

1392
01:14:27,600 --> 01:14:31,439
Speaker 2: if it come down behind your shoulder, it looks like

1393
01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:33,800
Speaker 2: dry ice, except it's invisible.

1394
01:14:33,840 --> 01:14:36,760
Speaker 1: But it's going that white dry ice smoke. And then

1395
01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:39,320
Speaker 1: it comes round your face and it just lock on

1396
01:14:39,479 --> 01:14:41,200
Speaker 1: your face. You can't get it off.

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01:14:43,560 --> 01:14:44,200
Speaker 4: I'd rather not.

1398
01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:48,240
Speaker 1: You know you're going to bathe? I got to man.

1399
01:14:48,320 --> 01:14:50,080
Speaker 1: Ain't no way in the world.

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01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:56,840
Speaker 15: That that dog that third day, and if you got

1401
01:14:56,920 --> 01:15:03,519
Speaker 15: twenty seven more, yeah, month, Yeah, you might.

1402
01:15:03,479 --> 01:15:05,920
Speaker 1: Not even have to raise your leg off after two weeks.

1403
01:15:07,479 --> 01:15:08,759
Speaker 7: You just need to stop walking.

1404
01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:16,920
Speaker 2: If you walking and fly just buzzing round you just following, you,

1405
01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:21,679
Speaker 2: just buzz You're looking like pig peeing on Charlie Brown?

1406
01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:26,000
Speaker 3: All right?

1407
01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:30,240
Speaker 9: Would you rather never age physically? Never age physically, or

1408
01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:32,200
Speaker 9: would you rather never age mentally?

1409
01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:35,280
Speaker 2: I could stay right here, I'm saying right here, I

1410
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:37,040
Speaker 2: got enough to make it on in If I think

1411
01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:38,479
Speaker 2: like this at a hundred, I'll.

1412
01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:43,759
Speaker 1: Be cool with it. Yeah, so physic physically, oh, physically,

1413
01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:47,280
Speaker 1: stay right here? You would you rather never on the show?

1414
01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:47,479
Speaker 5: You know?

1415
01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:49,720
Speaker 1: You know, you know we're a pretty good look at

1416
01:15:49,760 --> 01:15:51,080
Speaker 1: morning show when you look at it.

1417
01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:51,479
Speaker 5: You know.

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01:15:53,160 --> 01:15:58,120
Speaker 1: Yes, Tommy and Jr. Can still run. I can trot

1419
01:15:58,320 --> 01:15:59,840
Speaker 1: for short distances.

1420
01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:06,520
Speaker 7: We probably mobile shop.

1421
01:16:05,479 --> 01:16:06,839
Speaker 1: For shocking distances.

1422
01:16:07,280 --> 01:16:10,479
Speaker 2: If I do an outburst, it's got to be about

1423
01:16:10,640 --> 01:16:11,919
Speaker 2: four five steps.

1424
01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:15,800
Speaker 1: I gotta ship it down. I immediately got to pull

1425
01:16:15,920 --> 01:16:18,240
Speaker 1: up because I have heard about to come right after that.

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01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:21,599
Speaker 6: Don't hurt nothing, don't pull anything.

1427
01:16:22,479 --> 01:16:24,280
Speaker 8: Yeah, and Junior, what about you?

1428
01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:26,599
Speaker 6: Would you rather never age physically or mentally?

1429
01:16:27,240 --> 01:16:27,280
Speaker 5: No?

1430
01:16:27,479 --> 01:16:27,799
Speaker 1: Mentally?

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01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:30,280
Speaker 7: I want to be mentally, but physically it ain't working

1432
01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:32,840
Speaker 7: for me. Now I'm just in there. I'm in it him,

1433
01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:34,320
Speaker 7: but it ain't. Ain't nothing happening in.

1434
01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:41,640
Speaker 9: There, Tommy quickly physically okay, okay, all right, well thank you.

1435
01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:42,519
Speaker 1: That's our round.

1436
01:16:43,880 --> 01:16:44,040
Speaker 5: There.

1437
01:16:44,120 --> 01:16:48,599
Speaker 9: Then we'll be back with our last break.

1438
01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:49,880
Speaker 11: Up the day and close.

1439
01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:51,760
Speaker 5: Minutes after.

1440
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:54,200
Speaker 9: Right after that, you're listening.

1441
01:16:55,439 --> 01:16:56,000
Speaker 10: Morning show.

1442
01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:59,080
Speaker 9: All right, here we are, guys, our last break of

1443
01:16:59,200 --> 01:16:59,799
Speaker 9: the day.

1444
01:17:00,320 --> 01:17:02,479
Speaker 6: On this Monday. It's been a good day.

1445
01:17:02,920 --> 01:17:06,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, really really really Yeah. Kind of went by

1446
01:17:06,840 --> 01:17:10,360
Speaker 2: kind of quick though it didn't. Yeah, I wasn't as

1447
01:17:10,479 --> 01:17:12,519
Speaker 2: snappy today as I wanted to be.

1448
01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:16,920
Speaker 1: I don't know what that. I just wasn't as snappy

1449
01:17:16,960 --> 01:17:20,160
Speaker 1: as I wanted to be. Better, get snappy because I'm

1450
01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:24,360
Speaker 1: not to take my but to work, so again, shit

1451
01:17:24,439 --> 01:17:26,040
Speaker 1: off one job and go to another one.

1452
01:17:26,240 --> 01:17:28,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, at least we got commercial breaks on this job.

1453
01:17:29,160 --> 01:17:31,800
Speaker 2: You standing in front of that camera. I ain't no

1454
01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:36,200
Speaker 2: off so you know, uh, let me let me say

1455
01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:39,959
Speaker 2: this in closing. You know, I want to keep encouraging

1456
01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:44,400
Speaker 2: people to keep to keep making an effort to make

1457
01:17:44,439 --> 01:17:48,120
Speaker 2: your dreams come true. Look, I know that life can

1458
01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:51,200
Speaker 2: be tough, at times, And I know there are times

1459
01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:55,280
Speaker 2: when life seems like it's completely unfair. But life ain't

1460
01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:59,280
Speaker 2: really fair. But life ain't really fair for anybody. And

1461
01:17:59,360 --> 01:18:03,160
Speaker 2: what I mean by that's not fair, the unexpected always happens.

1462
01:18:03,840 --> 01:18:05,720
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, as prepared as you may be,

1463
01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:08,200
Speaker 2: you can be setting your plan for your day to

1464
01:18:08,280 --> 01:18:11,840
Speaker 2: go one way or another way, and then something completely

1465
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:15,320
Speaker 2: happens out of the blue, and it seems unfair. Well,

1466
01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:18,360
Speaker 2: I just want to remind you that that happens to everybody.

1467
01:18:19,360 --> 01:18:24,480
Speaker 2: That's not just happening to you. Life happens to everybody,

1468
01:18:24,560 --> 01:18:28,800
Speaker 2: And these sudden surprises they seem so unfair, but that's life.

1469
01:18:29,560 --> 01:18:34,320
Speaker 2: The counter that you have for the unexpected is if

1470
01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:37,800
Speaker 2: you are a believer, if you can work yourself up

1471
01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:40,800
Speaker 2: to become a person of faith, if you can form

1472
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:44,080
Speaker 2: a relationship with your creator. The thing that will help

1473
01:18:44,160 --> 01:18:46,840
Speaker 2: you get through all of that is the realization that

1474
01:18:47,120 --> 01:18:52,840
Speaker 2: even though the unthinkable has happened, even though this unforeseen

1475
01:18:52,960 --> 01:19:00,320
Speaker 2: circumstance has popped up, this unexplainable moment, just the fact

1476
01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:05,400
Speaker 2: of knowing that God is with me no matter what happens.

1477
01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:10,040
Speaker 1: He is a very present help for me in the good.

1478
01:19:09,960 --> 01:19:12,679
Speaker 2: Times and the bad times, when it's sunny, when it's raining,

1479
01:19:13,160 --> 01:19:18,080
Speaker 2: when it's thunderstorming, when the waves is real high, when

1480
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:24,120
Speaker 2: your ship gets turned over, it can get righted again.

1481
01:19:25,240 --> 01:19:29,200
Speaker 2: You know, I want you to understand. Stop wanting everything

1482
01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:33,960
Speaker 2: to be smooth for yourself. That's not realistic, y'all. That's

1483
01:19:34,040 --> 01:19:35,000
Speaker 2: not what life is.

1484
01:19:35,439 --> 01:19:36,200
Speaker 1: If life was.

1485
01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:39,680
Speaker 2: Smooth for us all the time, we would have no

1486
01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:45,280
Speaker 2: level of appreciation. We would have no need for faith,

1487
01:19:45,880 --> 01:19:50,280
Speaker 2: We would have no relationship with God. I promise you

1488
01:19:50,360 --> 01:19:56,000
Speaker 2: we wouldn't. If everything was level and smooth, there would

1489
01:19:56,040 --> 01:19:59,639
Speaker 2: be no flow to life. You wouldn't even have really

1490
01:19:59,720 --> 01:20:03,120
Speaker 2: mo if it stayed smooth all the time, you would

1491
01:20:03,160 --> 01:20:08,320
Speaker 2: have no appreciation for sunny days because if the sun

1492
01:20:08,479 --> 01:20:12,720
Speaker 2: shine every day, because we are human, all of us,

1493
01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:16,280
Speaker 2: we would just get accustomed to it and we would

1494
01:20:16,360 --> 01:20:18,720
Speaker 2: just go about thinking, oh, well, this is how it's

1495
01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:19,360
Speaker 2: supposed to go.

1496
01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:23,800
Speaker 1: But God treats the weather just like life.

1497
01:20:25,680 --> 01:20:30,080
Speaker 2: It has its sunny days, it has its partly cloudy days,

1498
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:33,920
Speaker 2: it has its days when it's thunderstorming. It has its

1499
01:20:34,080 --> 01:20:38,439
Speaker 2: days where it's windy outside. It has days where it's

1500
01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:41,320
Speaker 2: just great. Then it has some days where it's just

1501
01:20:41,600 --> 01:20:46,599
Speaker 2: perfectly beautiful weather. And then, just like life, the weather,

1502
01:20:46,840 --> 01:20:50,439
Speaker 2: it has seasons to it. You have a season whereas

1503
01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:53,599
Speaker 2: it just seems like for a period of time you're

1504
01:20:53,680 --> 01:20:56,719
Speaker 2: just out here tall and working, and then it seems

1505
01:20:56,760 --> 01:20:59,719
Speaker 2: like there's a period of time where it might seem

1506
01:20:59,840 --> 01:21:02,800
Speaker 2: like all your crops is dead and it ain't nothing

1507
01:21:02,880 --> 01:21:05,760
Speaker 2: coming out the ground. And then you'll have seasons in

1508
01:21:05,880 --> 01:21:09,000
Speaker 2: your life where you're just harvesting the fruit and the

1509
01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:12,160
Speaker 2: manner and the crops are coming all in. That's life,

1510
01:21:13,640 --> 01:21:16,800
Speaker 2: and God gives us these examples of life, all through

1511
01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:20,559
Speaker 2: nature and everything. When the leaves turn brown and orange,

1512
01:21:20,640 --> 01:21:23,080
Speaker 2: how beautiful they can be. But if some people, if

1513
01:21:23,120 --> 01:21:25,080
Speaker 2: you don't see the beauty of the orange and the

1514
01:21:25,160 --> 01:21:27,799
Speaker 2: scarlets and the red and the oranges of the leaves,

1515
01:21:28,360 --> 01:21:30,640
Speaker 2: then you miss the beauty of fall. If you just

1516
01:21:30,680 --> 01:21:33,519
Speaker 2: sitting there going, oh, whoa lord, it's finna be winter now,

1517
01:21:33,560 --> 01:21:36,480
Speaker 2: you spend the whole beautiful fall worried about.

1518
01:21:36,240 --> 01:21:37,080
Speaker 1: When winter come.

1519
01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:40,240
Speaker 2: When winter come, and that beautiful snow is coming out

1520
01:21:40,280 --> 01:21:42,960
Speaker 2: the sky and you're able to go snowboarding and skiing

1521
01:21:43,040 --> 01:21:47,439
Speaker 2: and sliding and making snow cream and making ice ice

1522
01:21:47,560 --> 01:21:50,960
Speaker 2: milk and making snow men and making angels and stuff.

1523
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:55,719
Speaker 1: You missed the beauty of winter. Fix your mind, y'all.

1524
01:21:56,080 --> 01:21:56,920
Speaker 1: This is life.

1525
01:21:57,080 --> 01:21:59,920
Speaker 2: Life has all these ebbing flows, and we all wake

1526
01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:02,960
Speaker 2: and alive to partake of all these heaven flows.

1527
01:22:03,360 --> 01:22:05,679
Speaker 1: And it's a beautiful thing to be able to partake

1528
01:22:05,760 --> 01:22:09,679
Speaker 1: of life with all this ups and downs, sunny days,

1529
01:22:09,880 --> 01:22:12,800
Speaker 1: rainy days. What you need rain for flowers to go.

1530
01:22:13,280 --> 01:22:17,080
Speaker 1: It's like God's word. It's just like the rain.

1531
01:22:17,240 --> 01:22:20,639
Speaker 2: God does not send rain and snow to earth without

1532
01:22:20,720 --> 01:22:22,240
Speaker 2: it returning something.

1533
01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:23,400
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.

1534
01:22:23,680 --> 01:22:28,360
Speaker 2: When the rain falls from the sky, it returns flowers.

1535
01:22:29,200 --> 01:22:33,640
Speaker 2: When the rain falls from the sky, it returns greenery

1536
01:22:33,760 --> 01:22:40,080
Speaker 2: in trees, it returns It supplies nourishment for seeds that

1537
01:22:40,280 --> 01:22:43,760
Speaker 2: when rain going. When God gives his word, God don't

1538
01:22:43,760 --> 01:22:47,040
Speaker 2: give you his word without a return. Open your mind

1539
01:22:47,160 --> 01:22:50,880
Speaker 2: to God's word, man, It has a return value to it, y'all.

1540
01:22:51,479 --> 01:22:55,280
Speaker 2: Get into a Get into your faith and understand what

1541
01:22:55,439 --> 01:22:57,920
Speaker 2: God is saying to you. Don't let nobody fool you

1542
01:22:58,040 --> 01:23:01,519
Speaker 2: at all this Illuminati conversation and all this foolishness right here.

1543
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Speaker 2: God is real, man, God is very very real. He's

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Speaker 2: the truth of the matter. Sit up here and let

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Speaker 2: these people talk you into some okie dope that ain't real.

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Speaker 2: God is real, man. That Bible been around system, you

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Speaker 2: don't even know what it wasn't around. Every word in

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Speaker 2: it checking because it's truth. Get into your faith, y'all.

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Speaker 2: God loves you, man, It would be the best thing

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Speaker 2: for you. Talk to God.

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Speaker 1: He loved you. You don't have faith. Ask God for all.

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