Speaker 1: Hey everyone, it's Josh here with this week's s Y
Speaker 1: s K selects. I've chosen who was America's First Murderer.
Speaker 1: It's a classic episode from two thousand eleven, and it
Speaker 1: has history, even more history, and at its heart it's
Speaker 1: a true crime story. Uh plus is just straight up interesting.
Speaker 1: And we did record this ten years ago. So if
Speaker 1: some of the words are language that we use seems
Speaker 1: a little out of date, please forgive us. The world
Speaker 1: has changed tremendously in the last decade. I hope you
Speaker 1: enjoyed this one as much as we do, because it's
Speaker 1: a great one. Welcome to Stuff You Should Know, a
Speaker 1: production of I Heart Radio. Hey, and welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm Josh Clark. There's Charles W. Chuck Bryant, and this
Speaker 1: is Stuff you Should Know, Episode three. No, it's not
Speaker 1: why I'm saying it is, Okay, So now it's episode
Speaker 1: episode three something three nineer eight or that's good, Josh?
Speaker 1: Is that your intro? Rocking and a rolling splitshing in
Speaker 1: the splashing over the horizon? What could it be? Look
Speaker 1: like it's gonna be a new country? You remember that one?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? That was genuinely have no idea.
Speaker 1: That was the the schoolhouse rock for the Mayflower Voyage,
Speaker 1: really rocking in a roll and splitsh it in the splash,
Speaker 1: and you remember that over the horizon, what could it be?
Speaker 1: Look like it's going to be a free country or
Speaker 1: new country. Either way, it was both new and probably
Speaker 1: knew because that was not free for everybody. That's true. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So you're talking about this because we're going to talk
Speaker 1: about the first murderer, right, Yeah, And before we start,
Speaker 1: I want to ask why has no one ever made
Speaker 1: a modern film about the Mayflower Voyage. It seems like
Speaker 1: a no brainer, you know. Yeah, I don't know, especially
Speaker 1: after gotting around to it yet, like the awesomeness of
Speaker 1: Master and Commander. Did you ever see that, the one
Speaker 1: with um Russell Crowe? Yeah, it was very good, surprisingly good. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It surprised me too. Actually, I didn't get the colon.
Speaker 1: It made it sound like it was a franchise, but
Speaker 1: it was like the first of the franchise. It wasn't like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I guess, I guess Pirates of the Caribbean did have
Speaker 1: a call in the first one, didn't it, I don't know, huh.
Speaker 1: But Master, that was Peter Weir master and commander. So
Speaker 1: it makes sense that it was awesome because he's such
Speaker 1: a great director and related to Bob we right, I think, really,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think so. I've always suspected.
Speaker 1: Did he do the Treuman Show? Uh? That was written
Speaker 1: by we did Gatica. I don't know who directed that.
Speaker 1: That That might have been Peter Weir, But he did
Speaker 1: Gallipoli and uh, like scores of great movies. Well cool, Well,
Speaker 1: thank you for joining us at this discussion of Peter
Speaker 1: Weir's films. He should direct the Mayflower movie was what
Speaker 1: I'm say. For goodness sakes, Okay, they need to do
Speaker 1: it like a realistic because you know, when you learn
Speaker 1: about it in school, at least I did. I thought,
Speaker 1: you know, you learned about it from Schoolhouse Rock, and
Speaker 1: you get the picture. They just sang songs and kind
Speaker 1: of rock and rolled over the ocean and then ran
Speaker 1: into Plymouth rock and shared Thanksgiving with the Indians. And
Speaker 1: they need to make a real movie about how it
Speaker 1: really was. Well, yeah, because you know, that whole Schoolhouse
Speaker 1: Rock impression is pretty widely held even among adults educated adults,
Speaker 1: And the reason why it is because there's a very
Speaker 1: small amount of firsthand information that left Plymouth Colony right um,
Speaker 1: and was allowed to stand. There was a small group
Speaker 1: of people who were controlling all of the info about
Speaker 1: that place, and they were trying to paint it in
Speaker 1: as good a light as possible because they were trying
Speaker 1: to attract investors. And these firsthand accounts that you know,
Speaker 1: basically painted the Puritans as you know, these hard scrapple
Speaker 1: people who were um guided by a divine hand in
Speaker 1: the wilderness. Has stood all these centuries, hard hard scrapple.
Speaker 1: So let's talk about Let's talk about the Pilgrims the voyage,
Speaker 1: right they landed in sixty just as a quick primer,
Speaker 1: so says you, um. And they were Pilgrims. They were
Speaker 1: Puritans and separatists, as they were often called. They were
Speaker 1: people who were so pious that no one in all
Speaker 1: of Europe was pious enough to contend with them. And
Speaker 1: they were like, I'm sick of all you sinners. Were
Speaker 1: going to go found a new um, a new republic
Speaker 1: in the in the name and for the glory of God,
Speaker 1: and we're going to be really, really good, and we're
Speaker 1: going to do it in the new world, and that
Speaker 1: that's what they did. They sailed over to Massachusetts and
Speaker 1: landed in Plymouth. As it turns out, nice place to land,
Speaker 1: I imagine. And uh, well, che, I mean, are we
Speaker 1: going to get to the murder a guy right away
Speaker 1: or should we just ease into that. Well, let's talk
Speaker 1: a about who was there. It wasn't just Puritans, it
Speaker 1: wasn't just separatists. There's a whole other group of people
Speaker 1: who don't get talked about a lot. Uh. And they
Speaker 1: were called the strangers. Yeah, that sounded really creepy when
Speaker 1: I read it. For some reason, I think it sounds cool.
Speaker 1: I think it sounds creepy, Like they look like they
Speaker 1: should have been dressed in like like the pilgrim black,
Speaker 1: like with why brim hats so you can't see their eyes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what was the the deal with them? Were they Catholic?
Speaker 1: They were anything but the separatists of the Puritans. So
Speaker 1: they were Catholics. They were sailors, they were um Africans,
Speaker 1: they were whoever kidnapped Indians. I don't know if all
Speaker 1: those people were on the main Flower, but there it was.
Speaker 1: There was a bunch of people, you know, got them
Speaker 1: over there. He went with them and the Puritans were
Speaker 1: pretty rigid. Obviously they didn't like Catholics at all. They
Speaker 1: were indeed extremely rigid, but to this degree, as we'll see, Um,
Speaker 1: they they they found that like, no, nobody's this rigid.
Speaker 1: And there were a lot of strangers who broke all
Speaker 1: out of laws, but um, there are a lot of
Speaker 1: Puritans who did too, um and they just kind of
Speaker 1: glossed it over. They kept records, but these things just
Speaker 1: didn't get promoted, right, Yeah, Mort's Relation, Yes, So what
Speaker 1: you're talking about Mort's Relation written in sixteen twenty two
Speaker 1: by William Bradford, who was clearly the governor, longtime governor
Speaker 1: of Plymouth. His cousin George Morton wrote he was a
Speaker 1: separatist and he wrote this book or an account, and
Speaker 1: that was that sort of looked at as the account
Speaker 1: of Plymouth. But as it turns out, as you point out,
Speaker 1: because you wrote this, Mortz Relation was written to attract funding,
Speaker 1: right for Plymouth. So it was basically like a lengthy,
Speaker 1: in depth brochure to attract investors. And what are you
Speaker 1: going to say. You're not going to say, we're starving
Speaker 1: to death over here, we're having a really hard time
Speaker 1: we're probably not going to make it. People are committing bestiality. Yes,
Speaker 1: buggery is what they call that. Huh, we'll get to that.
Speaker 1: Of the okay, um and the not going to say this,
Speaker 1: they're going to say things are great, we're really you know,
Speaker 1: living and by God's will, we're really just making it
Speaker 1: over here, and we need some more money. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they did, so that means take take it with a
Speaker 1: grain of salt. They but they didn't just pretend like
Speaker 1: the strangers weren't there, but they painted some of the
Speaker 1: strangers in possibly less than flattering light. Right. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, are we at the Billington's Inn, might as
Speaker 1: well be the Billington's the family, John Billington's, his wife
Speaker 1: um eleanor his son's little John John Jr. And Francis,
Speaker 1: who was a boy his other son. They were sort
Speaker 1: of painted as like reading your reading your article. They
Speaker 1: sort of seem like, on one hand, like the first
Speaker 1: white trash, you know, that's one way to put it,
Speaker 1: And then they also sort of seem like, no, you know,
Speaker 1: they might have been kind of cool and just rabble rousers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: or yes, I think that that's very accurate. But they
Speaker 1: definitely weren't any friends of Bradford that he did not
Speaker 1: like these people? No, he didn't. He called Um. He
Speaker 1: wrote in a letter to a Mr Cushing. I believe
Speaker 1: uh that who had some sort of authority I guess
Speaker 1: in the over the colony in back in England. But
Speaker 1: he basically says that Billington still rails against you, and
Speaker 1: that he's a nave, which means a scoundrel. And he'll
Speaker 1: always be a nave. He'll live and dies so and
Speaker 1: and as so he'll live and die. Yeah. That was Kushman,
Speaker 1: by the way, thank you, the same thing. And uh
Speaker 1: he also said that he quote he said they were
Speaker 1: one of the profanest families to come to the colony.
Speaker 1: And it wasn't just John, I mean they didn't. He
Speaker 1: didn't like any of them. His kids were a bit
Speaker 1: of a handful too, well, one of them. It doesn't
Speaker 1: say who in the records. But on the way over
Speaker 1: Um decided that he was going to shoot off his
Speaker 1: father's musket right gun in a cabin filled with people,
Speaker 1: which is bad enough, but he did it right next
Speaker 1: to a open, half filled keg of gunpowder, right so
Speaker 1: he almost just blew the whole Mayflower up and history
Speaker 1: would have changed forever. Probably. So that was the first
Speaker 1: thing that happened with the Billington's and the rest of
Speaker 1: the people on the Mayflower. No, actually it wasn't. There
Speaker 1: was part. There was a mutiny that John Billington's, the father,
Speaker 1: was involved in um and he was he was let
Speaker 1: off the hook because it was his first offense. But
Speaker 1: he uh he that that started. Tensions were already high.
Speaker 1: And then one of his sons, either Francis or John Jr.
Speaker 1: Shot off the gun in the cabin. So you start
Speaker 1: to get an impression of this family, especially when you
Speaker 1: look at you know, when you think of them bristling,
Speaker 1: not just the average persons, you know, ire, but a
Speaker 1: puritan's ire, right, yeah, because you can screw up like
Speaker 1: innumerable ways in the eyes of a Puritan, sure, especially
Speaker 1: if you're not a Puritan, That's right. And then once
Speaker 1: they got to the New World, Uh, they continue their shenanigans.
Speaker 1: John Jr. Kind of wandered off one day twenty miles
Speaker 1: worth and wandered into a Native American village, and then
Speaker 1: he was taken to another village by those Native Americans,
Speaker 1: and eventually they sent out a group to go find
Speaker 1: him and took him a little while. They set sail,
Speaker 1: actually ended up on Cape Cod what is now Cape
Speaker 1: Cod and uh said, you know you're gonna have to
Speaker 1: come back, Yes, And they found him because of Massive Swat,
Speaker 1: who was the great statum of the Wappanoag Wappag. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well panalog or get an email for that one. Um
Speaker 1: who was involved in the first Thanksgiving with these same people.
Speaker 1: So he might have had something to do with that then, huh,
Speaker 1: well he did. He was already like he he basically
Speaker 1: was Um trying to use the Englishman against his rivals,
Speaker 1: I think the Abenaki um to basically run them out
Speaker 1: rather than consolidate with the other Indians against the English.
Speaker 1: And basically that turned over the whole continent to Europe
Speaker 1: like that one act is largely considered as the the
Speaker 1: turning point. So he was already pals with him, um
Speaker 1: and uh yeah, so he helped him find the boy.
Speaker 1: And if you're from Plymouth, if you live in the
Speaker 1: Plymouth area, then you might know Billington Sea, which is
Speaker 1: a pond and that's name for John Jr. Yeah, who
Speaker 1: wandered off right. Yeah, I think that he might have
Speaker 1: found that. I mean you know, he discovered the pond,
Speaker 1: but he may have discovered it on his wonder right
Speaker 1: his sojourn. Yeah, but they found him and he was
Speaker 1: quote be hung with beads. So apparently they you know,
Speaker 1: kind of adopted him a little bit like he was
Speaker 1: the mascot. Yeah, and then they gave him back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then the I think that the colonists gave the
Speaker 1: Indians and a couple of knives and said thanks and
Speaker 1: went back to Plymouth, thanks for the beads and the guy.
Speaker 1: But you have to imagine that mounting a ten man
Speaker 1: sailing expedition into Indian country. Um, because your kid wandered off,
Speaker 1: it's gonna you're gonna You're gonna rub the back of
Speaker 1: your neck and be like thanks a lot, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, if you're at Billington's and you're like, thanks
Speaker 1: for getting my kid back, you know, can I do
Speaker 1: I owe you anything? Or you know? Not so though,
Speaker 1: because Billington uh had a bad reputation in that he
Speaker 1: scoffed at Captain Miles Standish and you don't scoff at
Speaker 1: Standish Miles Standish. Proud Miles Standard was trying to get
Speaker 1: people to UH to you know, serve in the military,
Speaker 1: and Billington was like, no, dude, ain't I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1: He was a part of anti government groups government subversion. Well,
Speaker 1: there was in there was called what's called the olderman
Speaker 1: Lyford Conspiracy. That was the name of two main conspirators.
Speaker 1: He was named as a co conspirator. And reading his
Speaker 1: history and then this, you know, the the actual history
Speaker 1: of this conspiracy, which is a lot of secret meetings
Speaker 1: about how they should overthrow this Puritan regime and start
Speaker 1: governing this colony the right way. Um, he was probably
Speaker 1: a part of it, but he denied it and was
Speaker 1: let off the hook again. Well, and he he was
Speaker 1: also apologized for the UM for standing up against Standish
Speaker 1: and they said they threatened him with hog tying, which
Speaker 1: can actually kill you. I didn't realize that I could
Speaker 1: see that because what you'r all your weights on your chest, right, Well,
Speaker 1: it's they tie your legs together, they tie your arms
Speaker 1: behind your back, and then they tie your ankles to
Speaker 1: your neck around your neck. What So, unless you stay
Speaker 1: completely arched like that, you're gonna start cutting off circulation.
Speaker 1: Like it's a form of torture. It's not just how
Speaker 1: we're gonna tie you up. Well, the that whole second
Speaker 1: step has been kind of lost to history as I
Speaker 1: understand it. Well, now is it just tying the hands
Speaker 1: and tie your your hands and your ankles, your wrists
Speaker 1: and your ankles together behind your back, and yeah, you're arched,
Speaker 1: But I don't know anything about tying the ankles around that.
Speaker 1: That's horrible. Apparently the old hog time is a little
Speaker 1: more brutal. Yeah, which makes total sense. Which also makes
Speaker 1: sense why he's described as basically like pleading for mercy
Speaker 1: not to have that happened to him, and which is
Speaker 1: why they let him go. Yeah, Miles Sands is like,
Speaker 1: all right, but get out of my site, Billington Diet,
Speaker 1: and I mean, like there's really there's there's we can't forget.
Speaker 1: We can't leave out the fact that these people were
Speaker 1: original plymouth colonists, like they were the first he's on
Speaker 1: the charter, the first European, the first English European Americans,
Speaker 1: and the first what would become one of the first
Speaker 1: states of America. Like, these are important people, no matter
Speaker 1: what their reputations are. He was the signer of the
Speaker 1: Mayflower Compact, which is the first um European based governing law.
Speaker 1: I guess you would call it state of laws. Um,
Speaker 1: and he was he was. He helped Hugh the colony
Speaker 1: out of the wilderness. He was one of the colonists,
Speaker 1: right yeah. And there's a pdf online I found that
Speaker 1: traces his family tree and apparently James Garfield, the President,
Speaker 1: was a descendant of Billington's and it it. I mean,
Speaker 1: if you're I wish I would have written down some
Speaker 1: of the last names. I A. Witten was one of them.
Speaker 1: But I mean there were people that have staid like
Speaker 1: still alive today. Oh yeah, there's an apparently I remember
Speaker 1: researching this. I couldn't find it when I reresearched for
Speaker 1: this podcast. But there's like a whole group of people
Speaker 1: who are into that kind of thing. We are proudly
Speaker 1: ancestors of Billington's, this rabble rousing, the first like real
Speaker 1: troublemaker in America. Well, people are proud period just to
Speaker 1: be descendants of the Plymouth colonists for sure. So um,
Speaker 1: but you you, I hopefully everybody has like kind of
Speaker 1: an idea of how Billington and his family were regarded.
Speaker 1: Right Well, we didn't get to his wife and daughter.
Speaker 1: I know that was after what he could, but his
Speaker 1: wife was Eleanor was locked in the stocks and whipped
Speaker 1: at one point. She was also had to pay fines
Speaker 1: of five pounds sterling because she was found guilty of
Speaker 1: slandering her neighbors and his granddaughter Dorcas. I love that.
Speaker 1: There's only one way to pronounce that, right, Yeah, d
Speaker 1: O R c As. I'm gonna bring that one back.
Speaker 1: If I ever have a daughter, she's gonna be Dorcas.
Speaker 1: Bryant uh Orcis apparently was sentenced to whipping because she
Speaker 1: um had sexual intercourse when she was twenty two years old,
Speaker 1: and you didn't do that. So um, yeah, the whole
Speaker 1: family was definitely not They didn't fall in line with
Speaker 1: with the rest of the crowd. Although that's that's not
Speaker 1: true because a lot of the rest of the crowd
Speaker 1: was doing even worse things. As it turns out, you
Speaker 1: just didn't read it in the brochure, right, So can
Speaker 1: we talk about some of the stuff that people were
Speaker 1: doing please? Okay, So remember by there's still only seven
Speaker 1: and fifty five people in Plymouth Colony. Okay, so this
Speaker 1: this stuff is happening like twenty fifty years before that.
Speaker 1: The way fewer people, and yet there were incidents where
Speaker 1: people like Thomas Granger, who was a servant UM was
Speaker 1: indicted for buggery which we established before. It was beastiality
Speaker 1: with a mayor, a cow, two goats, diverse sheep, two calves,
Speaker 1: and a turkey who he fell in love with. He
Speaker 1: he was sentenced to hang by um or sentenced to
Speaker 1: die by hanging. Uh. John Walker the next year turkey
Speaker 1: he yes, UM, he was. He laid with a bitch,
Speaker 1: as it's put and of course we mean the the
Speaker 1: well the pilgrims meant the dog, the female dog. Um.
Speaker 1: Another guy was was he was held on suspicion of
Speaker 1: buggery with the beast. Another guy had buggery with the mayor.
Speaker 1: And it just keeps going on and going on. So
Speaker 1: basically somebody would get caught sleeping with a dog and
Speaker 1: would be whipped, put into the stocks, pilloried, um. And
Speaker 1: it was just recorded but never talked about. Yeah. There
Speaker 1: was also rape in sodomy against humans going on. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The way they put sodomy was that they were um.
Speaker 1: These John Alexander and Thomas Roberts back in sixty seven
Speaker 1: were called um and they got the hot irons, which wow,
Speaker 1: is that's rough. So you hear about this stuff and
Speaker 1: you think Dorcas doing, you know, sleeping with a man,
Speaker 1: I presume is a very normal thing for twenty two
Speaker 1: year old middle aged woman to do right at the time. Yes,
Speaker 1: she's not that, she's not laying down with the turkeys. No,
Speaker 1: so Eleanor got put in the stocks for slander. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no recording of what she said or basically, we've
Speaker 1: reached this point here where we should probably talk about
Speaker 1: what John Billington did. Okay, because now that we've debunk
Speaker 1: the fact that not everyone was super pure, and you
Speaker 1: can't necessarily read uh Mort's relation and the brochure and say,
Speaker 1: you know, everything was just hunky dorry over there. This
Speaker 1: maybe actually, maybe this is why the movie hasn't been made,
Speaker 1: because he wants to see a guy sleeping with the turkey.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think there's a market for movies.
Speaker 1: You paid a lot for it, you know, it's a
Speaker 1: market for that, but it's not box office grossing record
Speaker 1: breaking numbers. Peter Weir wouldn't touchdown or what the in football?
Speaker 1: So um, we should probably talk about how Billington became
Speaker 1: America's first murderer. It took it took place what ten
Speaker 1: years after he got there, So you have to think like,
Speaker 1: this guy's an original settler and he's been farming and
Speaker 1: hewing uh inn existence out for himself and other people.
Speaker 1: And as a UM, an original Mayflower compact signer, he
Speaker 1: got a bunch of land parcel to him, like this
Speaker 1: is tens Land now. So but while he made an enemy,
Speaker 1: clearly one real enemy. He made quite a few, Bradford
Speaker 1: being one of him. But he made one enemy named
Speaker 1: John Newcomen, who was a newcomer as it turns out,
Speaker 1: to Plymouth. UM. He hadn't been there for ten years.
Speaker 1: And it seems like history is a little sketchy because,
Speaker 1: like you said, it's not all like recorded at that point.
Speaker 1: But one thing I read was it was possibly over
Speaker 1: hunting rights. And don't know how true that is. It
Speaker 1: is very true, it is. Yeah, there there's I when
Speaker 1: I was going back in UM reading the the source
Speaker 1: material for this, I'm like, why did I Why was
Speaker 1: I so vague when I wrote this article? Because it
Speaker 1: did that confirm? Did it confirm that? Yeah? Well so
Speaker 1: in the Bradford's version basically is like this he wayed
Speaker 1: at Billington Waylade. Newcoming, which we should explain what whyalate
Speaker 1: is Waylade is like basically lying in wait and then murdering,
Speaker 1: like hiding in the bush as it premeditated. It's huge
Speaker 1: if you read a stranger's account. There was an account
Speaker 1: by a stranger and I don't know who. Um it's
Speaker 1: not in this, not in the source I cited, but
Speaker 1: um it talks about how Newcoming was already known to
Speaker 1: Billington's because he um, he used to steal from Billington's traps,
Speaker 1: he poached on his land, and um, Billington had chased
Speaker 1: the kid off a bunch of times. Newcomings seventeen at
Speaker 1: the time, gotches. He was jerk basically, and he was
Speaker 1: what the strangers called a saint, which meant you were
Speaker 1: in good with Bradford because you were a Puritan, and
Speaker 1: compared to a stranger, you had exponentially more rights and
Speaker 1: you got away with exponentially more stuff. Okay, so here's Billington,
Speaker 1: who already has a bad reputation, and there's some little
Speaker 1: seventeen year old punk kid stealing from his traps who's
Speaker 1: chased off time and time and time again, and um,
Speaker 1: he catches him there, so he goes after him with
Speaker 1: his gun, and the kid goes and hides behind a tree,
Speaker 1: and Billington shoots at the tree. I don't know if
Speaker 1: he meant to shoot at the kid. Apparently he was
Speaker 1: a pretty good marksmant, but he hit the kid in
Speaker 1: the shoulder, not exactly a lethal shot today. Well, the
Speaker 1: kid died in like three days of an infection. That's
Speaker 1: how the America's first murder took place, and it was
Speaker 1: apparently with a blunderbuss. Have you ever heard of these guns?
Speaker 1: Is that the one with the big sort of like
Speaker 1: you see fund as a pilgrim hunting with Yeah, a
Speaker 1: little bit. I mean it's not like an elephant gun,
Speaker 1: but if it does flare out at the end, and
Speaker 1: it's sort of like, um, what would be considered today,
Speaker 1: it's sort of like a sawt off shotgun. So like
Speaker 1: it was a musket, but it was short and flared,
Speaker 1: and so I imagine it it had a wider uh spray,
Speaker 1: even though it wasn't well, it wouldn't be a spray
Speaker 1: because they didn't use pellets. But they compared it to
Speaker 1: a sawt off shotgun. And what I read hand on
Speaker 1: the pump exactly. So, Um, that's how the first murder
Speaker 1: took place. I get the impression. Billington, who was also
Speaker 1: um described as um beloved by many. In another account
Speaker 1: by a stranger, kind of a satirical take on Plymouth colony,
Speaker 1: Thomas Morton in the New English Canaan said that he
Speaker 1: was a beloved dude. He was beloved by many. Basically,
Speaker 1: if you were a stranger, you probably like Billington. He
Speaker 1: sounded like a kind of a fun guy. To be honest.
Speaker 1: I know he's the first murderer, but he's a rebel rouser.
Speaker 1: I tend to associate with those types. Well, Billington thinks
Speaker 1: that because of the the fact that they need people,
Speaker 1: they're still each individual is very important. Um, And that
Speaker 1: this kid had been Really it was the kid's fault
Speaker 1: that he was on his property. Billington had warned him,
Speaker 1: all warned him all that he would he would be
Speaker 1: spared his life. Well, no, Governor Bradford himself was the
Speaker 1: one who ordered him to death, and he didn't like
Speaker 1: him to begin with, so he had his chance. So
Speaker 1: this is um what you could call unfair to a
Speaker 1: certain extent perhaps, And not only did Bradford sentence his
Speaker 1: longtime enemy or somebody he disdained for many years to death.
Speaker 1: He was also the one who literally wrote the history.
Speaker 1: In addition to what is it Morts? What Mort's retort? Uh?
Speaker 1: Not Mort's retort. I was kidding Mort's relation. Okay. So
Speaker 1: in addition to morts relation, the other probably largest cited
Speaker 1: um firsthand account of Plymouth Plantation is called of Plymouth Plantation.
Speaker 1: It's Bradford's own journal. So he literally wrote the history
Speaker 1: for Plymouth. And of course he's going to paint it
Speaker 1: in his He's going to paint himself and his fellows
Speaker 1: in the best light, and that's what we go on,
Speaker 1: and Billington in a poor light because he sent it
Speaker 1: him to hang. So I think, if anything, this Um
Speaker 1: was the episode inten ended too. Tell you to always
Speaker 1: take historical accounts of the Green install especially the old ones.
Speaker 1: There's always two sides to every story, and the three
Speaker 1: stooges actually get better as you age stuff. You should
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Speaker 1: poisoning from Aaron. A couple of years ago, guys who
Speaker 1: came home from university to find my key wei roommate
Speaker 1: working away in the kitchen. He decided to bake brownies
Speaker 1: for the first time, and I hurried upstairs to try
Speaker 1: something because he wanted to support his friend. Quickly, I
Speaker 1: was overwhelmed by a sour taste, which was only mildly
Speaker 1: canceled out by the cherries which were mixed in with
Speaker 1: the batter. It was very close to spitting it out
Speaker 1: when my roommate walked in and said, what do you think.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to insult them, so I popped the
Speaker 1: rest of it in my mouth and said I could
Speaker 1: use a little more sugar. I left the room, and
Speaker 1: that's when everything got hazy. What I do remember is
Speaker 1: my roommates bursting into my room. This is crazy. They
Speaker 1: found me curled up into a ball, with my head
Speaker 1: between my knees, rocking slowly. I was covered in sweat
Speaker 1: and muttering to myself, letting out loud moans, which is
Speaker 1: apparently what alerted my roommates when they opened the door.
Speaker 1: They flooded the room with light, caused intense pain in
Speaker 1: my head and for some reason, in my stomach. Not
Speaker 1: really thinking, I bolted to the bathroom and induced vomiting
Speaker 1: trying to get all the evil out of me. I
Speaker 1: was exhausted laying on the floor trying to figure out
Speaker 1: what was wrong. Apparently there were two boxes on the table,
Speaker 1: did you read this? One one containing brownies and one
Speaker 1: with shisha tobacco destined for the hookah that they kept
Speaker 1: in their house. Far could in my haste, I accidentally
Speaker 1: consumed about three ounces of cherry tobacco mix that was
Speaker 1: destined for the hookah. I'm not sure exactly how much
Speaker 1: nicotine my body absorbed in the hour or so it
Speaker 1: was in me, but when I stood up, I promptly
Speaker 1: passed out and, according to my roommates, started convulsing on
Speaker 1: the floor. They wanted to take me to the hospital,
Speaker 1: of course, but I refused. Being the bull headed midwesterner
Speaker 1: I sometimes can be or the college student who doesn't
Speaker 1: want to pay for that kind of ning. When I
Speaker 1: did go to the hospital the next morning, explained the
Speaker 1: situation to the e R Tech. They immediately took my
Speaker 1: vitals and said I was lucky, lucky to have survived
Speaker 1: without any serious complications. Uh, that it very well could
Speaker 1: have been a fatal dose. And all I can say is,
Speaker 1: if you're ever in the same situation, air on the
Speaker 1: side of caution, called poison control right away. And he's
Speaker 1: lucky that his roommates one of them had E M
Speaker 1: T training because it could have gone the other way.
Speaker 1: And Aaron might not be a fan of our podcast
Speaker 1: today man the ate who gets tobacco pot it in
Speaker 1: his mouth and said it needs a little more sugar. Wow, Aaron,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you made it. Um if you had a yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm very glad he's around so okay. And if you
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