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<v Speaker 1>Hey everyone, it's Josh here with this week's s Y

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<v Speaker 1>s K selects. I've chosen who was America's First Murderer.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a classic episode from two thousand eleven, and it

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<v Speaker 1>has history, even more history, and at its heart it's

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<v Speaker 1>a true crime story. Uh plus is just straight up interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>And we did record this ten years ago. So if

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<v Speaker 1>some of the words are language that we use seems

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<v Speaker 1>a little out of date, please forgive us. The world

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<v Speaker 1>has changed tremendously in the last decade. I hope you

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<v Speaker 1>enjoyed this one as much as we do, because it's

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<v Speaker 1>a great one. Welcome to Stuff You Should Know, a

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<v Speaker 1>production of I Heart Radio. Hey, and welcome to the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Josh Clark. There's Charles W. Chuck Bryant, and this

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<v Speaker 1>is Stuff you Should Know, Episode three. No, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>why I'm saying it is, Okay, So now it's episode

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<v Speaker 1>episode three something three nineer eight or that's good, Josh?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that your intro? Rocking and a rolling splitshing in

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<v Speaker 1>the splashing over the horizon? What could it be? Look

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<v Speaker 1>like it's gonna be a new country? You remember that one?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about? That was genuinely have no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the the schoolhouse rock for the Mayflower Voyage,

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<v Speaker 1>really rocking in a roll and splitsh it in the splash,

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<v Speaker 1>and you remember that over the horizon, what could it be?

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<v Speaker 1>Look like it's going to be a free country or

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<v Speaker 1>new country. Either way, it was both new and probably

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<v Speaker 1>knew because that was not free for everybody. That's true. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So you're talking about this because we're going to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about the first murderer, right, Yeah, And before we start,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to ask why has no one ever made

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<v Speaker 1>a modern film about the Mayflower Voyage. It seems like

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<v Speaker 1>a no brainer, you know. Yeah, I don't know, especially

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<v Speaker 1>after gotting around to it yet, like the awesomeness of

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<v Speaker 1>Master and Commander. Did you ever see that, the one

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<v Speaker 1>with um Russell Crowe? Yeah, it was very good, surprisingly good. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It surprised me too. Actually, I didn't get the colon.

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<v Speaker 1>It made it sound like it was a franchise, but

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<v Speaker 1>it was like the first of the franchise. It wasn't like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, I guess Pirates of the Caribbean did have

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<v Speaker 1>a call in the first one, didn't it, I don't know, huh.

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<v Speaker 1>But Master, that was Peter Weir master and commander. So

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<v Speaker 1>it makes sense that it was awesome because he's such

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<v Speaker 1>a great director and related to Bob we right, I think, really,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't think so. I've always suspected.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he do the Treuman Show? Uh? That was written

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<v Speaker 1>by we did Gatica. I don't know who directed that.

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<v Speaker 1>That That might have been Peter Weir, But he did

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<v Speaker 1>Gallipoli and uh, like scores of great movies. Well cool, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for joining us at this discussion of Peter

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<v Speaker 1>Weir's films. He should direct the Mayflower movie was what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm say. For goodness sakes, Okay, they need to do

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<v Speaker 1>it like a realistic because you know, when you learn

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<v Speaker 1>about it in school, at least I did. I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you learned about it from Schoolhouse Rock, and

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<v Speaker 1>you get the picture. They just sang songs and kind

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<v Speaker 1>of rock and rolled over the ocean and then ran

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<v Speaker 1>into Plymouth rock and shared Thanksgiving with the Indians. And

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<v Speaker 1>they need to make a real movie about how it

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<v Speaker 1>really was. Well, yeah, because you know, that whole Schoolhouse

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<v Speaker 1>Rock impression is pretty widely held even among adults educated adults,

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<v Speaker 1>And the reason why it is because there's a very

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<v Speaker 1>small amount of firsthand information that left Plymouth Colony right um,

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<v Speaker 1>and was allowed to stand. There was a small group

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<v Speaker 1>of people who were controlling all of the info about

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<v Speaker 1>that place, and they were trying to paint it in

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<v Speaker 1>as good a light as possible because they were trying

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<v Speaker 1>to attract investors. And these firsthand accounts that you know,

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<v Speaker 1>basically painted the Puritans as you know, these hard scrapple

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<v Speaker 1>people who were um guided by a divine hand in

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<v Speaker 1>the wilderness. Has stood all these centuries, hard hard scrapple.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's talk about Let's talk about the Pilgrims the voyage,

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<v Speaker 1>right they landed in sixty just as a quick primer,

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<v Speaker 1>so says you, um. And they were Pilgrims. They were

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<v Speaker 1>Puritans and separatists, as they were often called. They were

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<v Speaker 1>people who were so pious that no one in all

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<v Speaker 1>of Europe was pious enough to contend with them. And

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<v Speaker 1>they were like, I'm sick of all you sinners. Were

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<v Speaker 1>going to go found a new um, a new republic

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<v Speaker 1>in the in the name and for the glory of God,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're going to be really, really good, and we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to do it in the new world, and that

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<v Speaker 1>that's what they did. They sailed over to Massachusetts and

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<v Speaker 1>landed in Plymouth. As it turns out, nice place to land,

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<v Speaker 1>I imagine. And uh, well, che, I mean, are we

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<v Speaker 1>going to get to the murder a guy right away

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<v Speaker 1>or should we just ease into that. Well, let's talk

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<v Speaker 1>a about who was there. It wasn't just Puritans, it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't just separatists. There's a whole other group of people

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<v Speaker 1>who don't get talked about a lot. Uh. And they

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<v Speaker 1>were called the strangers. Yeah, that sounded really creepy when

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<v Speaker 1>I read it. For some reason, I think it sounds cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it sounds creepy, Like they look like they

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<v Speaker 1>should have been dressed in like like the pilgrim black,

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<v Speaker 1>like with why brim hats so you can't see their eyes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what was the the deal with them? Were they Catholic?

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<v Speaker 1>They were anything but the separatists of the Puritans. So

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<v Speaker 1>they were Catholics. They were sailors, they were um Africans,

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<v Speaker 1>they were whoever kidnapped Indians. I don't know if all

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<v Speaker 1>those people were on the main Flower, but there it was.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a bunch of people, you know, got them

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<v Speaker 1>over there. He went with them and the Puritans were

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<v Speaker 1>pretty rigid. Obviously they didn't like Catholics at all. They

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<v Speaker 1>were indeed extremely rigid, but to this degree, as we'll see, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>they they they found that like, no, nobody's this rigid.

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<v Speaker 1>And there were a lot of strangers who broke all

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<v Speaker 1>out of laws, but um, there are a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>Puritans who did too, um and they just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>glossed it over. They kept records, but these things just

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get promoted, right, Yeah, Mort's Relation, Yes, So what

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking about Mort's Relation written in sixteen twenty two

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<v Speaker 1>by William Bradford, who was clearly the governor, longtime governor

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<v Speaker 1>of Plymouth. His cousin George Morton wrote he was a

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<v Speaker 1>separatist and he wrote this book or an account, and

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<v Speaker 1>that was that sort of looked at as the account

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<v Speaker 1>of Plymouth. But as it turns out, as you point out,

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<v Speaker 1>because you wrote this, Mortz Relation was written to attract funding,

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<v Speaker 1>right for Plymouth. So it was basically like a lengthy,

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<v Speaker 1>in depth brochure to attract investors. And what are you

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<v Speaker 1>going to say. You're not going to say, we're starving

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<v Speaker 1>to death over here, we're having a really hard time

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<v Speaker 1>we're probably not going to make it. People are committing bestiality. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>buggery is what they call that. Huh, we'll get to that.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the okay, um and the not going to say this,

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<v Speaker 1>they're going to say things are great, we're really you know,

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<v Speaker 1>living and by God's will, we're really just making it

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<v Speaker 1>over here, and we need some more money. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they did, so that means take take it with a

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<v Speaker 1>grain of salt. They but they didn't just pretend like

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<v Speaker 1>the strangers weren't there, but they painted some of the

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<v Speaker 1>strangers in possibly less than flattering light. Right. Uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, are we at the Billington's Inn, might as

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<v Speaker 1>well be the Billington's the family, John Billington's, his wife

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<v Speaker 1>um eleanor his son's little John John Jr. And Francis,

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<v Speaker 1>who was a boy his other son. They were sort

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<v Speaker 1>of painted as like reading your reading your article. They

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<v Speaker 1>sort of seem like, on one hand, like the first

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<v Speaker 1>white trash, you know, that's one way to put it,

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<v Speaker 1>And then they also sort of seem like, no, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>they might have been kind of cool and just rabble rousers. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>or yes, I think that that's very accurate. But they

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<v Speaker 1>definitely weren't any friends of Bradford that he did not

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<v Speaker 1>like these people? No, he didn't. He called Um. He

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<v Speaker 1>wrote in a letter to a Mr Cushing. I believe

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<v Speaker 1>uh that who had some sort of authority I guess

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<v Speaker 1>in the over the colony in back in England. But

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<v Speaker 1>he basically says that Billington still rails against you, and

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<v Speaker 1>that he's a nave, which means a scoundrel. And he'll

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<v Speaker 1>always be a nave. He'll live and dies so and

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<v Speaker 1>and as so he'll live and die. Yeah. That was Kushman,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, thank you, the same thing. And uh

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<v Speaker 1>he also said that he quote he said they were

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<v Speaker 1>one of the profanest families to come to the colony.

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<v Speaker 1>And it wasn't just John, I mean they didn't. He

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<v Speaker 1>didn't like any of them. His kids were a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of a handful too, well, one of them. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>say who in the records. But on the way over

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<v Speaker 1>Um decided that he was going to shoot off his

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<v Speaker 1>father's musket right gun in a cabin filled with people,

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<v Speaker 1>which is bad enough, but he did it right next

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<v Speaker 1>to a open, half filled keg of gunpowder, right so

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<v Speaker 1>he almost just blew the whole Mayflower up and history

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<v Speaker 1>would have changed forever. Probably. So that was the first

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<v Speaker 1>thing that happened with the Billington's and the rest of

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<v Speaker 1>the people on the Mayflower. No, actually it wasn't. There

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<v Speaker 1>was part. There was a mutiny that John Billington's, the father,

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<v Speaker 1>was involved in um and he was he was let

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<v Speaker 1>off the hook because it was his first offense. But

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<v Speaker 1>he uh he that that started. Tensions were already high.

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<v Speaker 1>And then one of his sons, either Francis or John Jr.

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<v Speaker 1>Shot off the gun in the cabin. So you start

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<v Speaker 1>to get an impression of this family, especially when you

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<v Speaker 1>look at you know, when you think of them bristling,

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<v Speaker 1>not just the average persons, you know, ire, but a

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<v Speaker 1>puritan's ire, right, yeah, because you can screw up like

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<v Speaker 1>innumerable ways in the eyes of a Puritan, sure, especially

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<v Speaker 1>if you're not a Puritan, That's right. And then once

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<v Speaker 1>they got to the New World, Uh, they continue their shenanigans.

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<v Speaker 1>John Jr. Kind of wandered off one day twenty miles

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<v Speaker 1>worth and wandered into a Native American village, and then

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<v Speaker 1>he was taken to another village by those Native Americans,

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<v Speaker 1>and eventually they sent out a group to go find

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<v Speaker 1>him and took him a little while. They set sail,

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<v Speaker 1>actually ended up on Cape Cod what is now Cape

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<v Speaker 1>Cod and uh said, you know you're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 1>come back, Yes, And they found him because of Massive Swat,

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<v Speaker 1>who was the great statum of the Wappanoag Wappag. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well panalog or get an email for that one. Um

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<v Speaker 1>who was involved in the first Thanksgiving with these same people.

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<v Speaker 1>So he might have had something to do with that then, huh,

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<v Speaker 1>well he did. He was already like he he basically

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<v Speaker 1>was Um trying to use the Englishman against his rivals,

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<v Speaker 1>I think the Abenaki um to basically run them out

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<v Speaker 1>rather than consolidate with the other Indians against the English.

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<v Speaker 1>And basically that turned over the whole continent to Europe

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<v Speaker 1>like that one act is largely considered as the the

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<v Speaker 1>turning point. So he was already pals with him, um

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<v Speaker 1>and uh yeah, so he helped him find the boy.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you're from Plymouth, if you live in the

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<v Speaker 1>Plymouth area, then you might know Billington Sea, which is

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<v Speaker 1>a pond and that's name for John Jr. Yeah, who

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<v Speaker 1>wandered off right. Yeah, I think that he might have

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<v Speaker 1>found that. I mean you know, he discovered the pond,

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<v Speaker 1>but he may have discovered it on his wonder right

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<v Speaker 1>his sojourn. Yeah, but they found him and he was

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<v Speaker 1>quote be hung with beads. So apparently they you know,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of adopted him a little bit like he was

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<v Speaker 1>the mascot. Yeah, and then they gave him back. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then the I think that the colonists gave the

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<v Speaker 1>Indians and a couple of knives and said thanks and

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<v Speaker 1>went back to Plymouth, thanks for the beads and the guy.

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<v Speaker 1>But you have to imagine that mounting a ten man

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<v Speaker 1>sailing expedition into Indian country. Um, because your kid wandered off,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna you're gonna You're gonna rub the back of

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<v Speaker 1>your neck and be like thanks a lot, you know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, if you're at Billington's and you're like, thanks

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<v Speaker 1>for getting my kid back, you know, can I do

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<v Speaker 1>I owe you anything? Or you know? Not so though,

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<v Speaker 1>because Billington uh had a bad reputation in that he

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<v Speaker 1>scoffed at Captain Miles Standish and you don't scoff at

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<v Speaker 1>Standish Miles Standish. Proud Miles Standard was trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>people to UH to you know, serve in the military,

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<v Speaker 1>and Billington was like, no, dude, ain't I'm not doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>He was a part of anti government groups government subversion. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>there was in there was called what's called the olderman

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<v Speaker 1>Lyford Conspiracy. That was the name of two main conspirators.

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<v Speaker 1>He was named as a co conspirator. And reading his

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<v Speaker 1>history and then this, you know, the the actual history

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<v Speaker 1>of this conspiracy, which is a lot of secret meetings

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<v Speaker 1>about how they should overthrow this Puritan regime and start

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<v Speaker 1>governing this colony the right way. Um, he was probably

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<v Speaker 1>a part of it, but he denied it and was

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<v Speaker 1>let off the hook again. Well, and he he was

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<v Speaker 1>also apologized for the UM for standing up against Standish

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<v Speaker 1>and they said they threatened him with hog tying, which

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<v Speaker 1>can actually kill you. I didn't realize that I could

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<v Speaker 1>see that because what you'r all your weights on your chest, right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's they tie your legs together, they tie your arms

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<v Speaker 1>behind your back, and then they tie your ankles to

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<v Speaker 1>your neck around your neck. What So, unless you stay

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<v Speaker 1>completely arched like that, you're gonna start cutting off circulation.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's a form of torture. It's not just how

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna tie you up. Well, the that whole second

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<v Speaker 1>step has been kind of lost to history as I

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<v Speaker 1>understand it. Well, now is it just tying the hands

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<v Speaker 1>and tie your your hands and your ankles, your wrists

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<v Speaker 1>and your ankles together behind your back, and yeah, you're arched,

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't know anything about tying the ankles around that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's horrible. Apparently the old hog time is a little

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<v Speaker 1>more brutal. Yeah, which makes total sense. Which also makes

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<v Speaker 1>sense why he's described as basically like pleading for mercy

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<v Speaker 1>not to have that happened to him, and which is

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<v Speaker 1>why they let him go. Yeah, Miles Sands is like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, but get out of my site, Billington Diet,

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<v Speaker 1>and I mean, like there's really there's there's we can't forget.

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<v Speaker 1>We can't leave out the fact that these people were

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<v Speaker 1>original plymouth colonists, like they were the first he's on

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<v Speaker 1>the charter, the first European, the first English European Americans,

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<v Speaker 1>and the first what would become one of the first

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<v Speaker 1>states of America. Like, these are important people, no matter

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<v Speaker 1>what their reputations are. He was the signer of the

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<v Speaker 1>Mayflower Compact, which is the first um European based governing law.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess you would call it state of laws. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was he was. He helped Hugh the colony

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<v Speaker 1>out of the wilderness. He was one of the colonists,

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<v Speaker 1>right yeah. And there's a pdf online I found that

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<v Speaker 1>traces his family tree and apparently James Garfield, the President,

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<v Speaker 1>was a descendant of Billington's and it it. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're I wish I would have written down some

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<v Speaker 1>of the last names. I A. Witten was one of them.

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<v Speaker 1>But I mean there were people that have staid like

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<v Speaker 1>still alive today. Oh yeah, there's an apparently I remember

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<v Speaker 1>researching this. I couldn't find it when I reresearched for

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<v Speaker 1>this podcast. But there's like a whole group of people

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<v Speaker 1>who are into that kind of thing. We are proudly

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<v Speaker 1>ancestors of Billington's, this rabble rousing, the first like real

0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:44.840
<v Speaker 1>troublemaker in America. Well, people are proud period just to

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<v Speaker 1>be descendants of the Plymouth colonists for sure. So um,

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<v Speaker 1>but you you, I hopefully everybody has like kind of

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<v Speaker 1>an idea of how Billington and his family were regarded.

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<v Speaker 1>Right Well, we didn't get to his wife and daughter.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that was after what he could, but his

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<v Speaker 1>wife was Eleanor was locked in the stocks and whipped

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<v Speaker 1>at one point. She was also had to pay fines

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<v Speaker 1>of five pounds sterling because she was found guilty of

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<v Speaker 1>slandering her neighbors and his granddaughter Dorcas. I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>There's only one way to pronounce that, right, Yeah, d

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<v Speaker 1>O R c As. I'm gonna bring that one back.

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<v Speaker 1>If I ever have a daughter, she's gonna be Dorcas.

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<v Speaker 1>Bryant uh Orcis apparently was sentenced to whipping because she

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<v Speaker 1>um had sexual intercourse when she was twenty two years old,

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<v Speaker 1>and you didn't do that. So um, yeah, the whole

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<v Speaker 1>family was definitely not They didn't fall in line with

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<v Speaker 1>with the rest of the crowd. Although that's that's not

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<v Speaker 1>true because a lot of the rest of the crowd

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<v Speaker 1>was doing even worse things. As it turns out, you

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<v Speaker 1>just didn't read it in the brochure, right, So can

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<v Speaker 1>we talk about some of the stuff that people were

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<v Speaker 1>doing please? Okay, So remember by there's still only seven

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<v Speaker 1>and fifty five people in Plymouth Colony. Okay, so this

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<v Speaker 1>this stuff is happening like twenty fifty years before that.

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<v Speaker 1>The way fewer people, and yet there were incidents where

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<v Speaker 1>people like Thomas Granger, who was a servant UM was

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<v Speaker 1>indicted for buggery which we established before. It was beastiality

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<v Speaker 1>with a mayor, a cow, two goats, diverse sheep, two calves,

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<v Speaker 1>and a turkey who he fell in love with. He

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<v Speaker 1>he was sentenced to hang by um or sentenced to

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<v Speaker 1>die by hanging. Uh. John Walker the next year turkey

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<v Speaker 1>he yes, UM, he was. He laid with a bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>as it's put and of course we mean the the

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<v Speaker 1>well the pilgrims meant the dog, the female dog. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>Another guy was was he was held on suspicion of

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<v Speaker 1>buggery with the beast. Another guy had buggery with the mayor.

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<v Speaker 1>And it just keeps going on and going on. So

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<v Speaker 1>basically somebody would get caught sleeping with a dog and

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<v Speaker 1>would be whipped, put into the stocks, pilloried, um. And

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<v Speaker 1>it was just recorded but never talked about. Yeah. There

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<v Speaker 1>was also rape in sodomy against humans going on. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The way they put sodomy was that they were um.

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<v Speaker 1>These John Alexander and Thomas Roberts back in sixty seven

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<v Speaker 1>were called um and they got the hot irons, which wow,

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<v Speaker 1>is that's rough. So you hear about this stuff and

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<v Speaker 1>you think Dorcas doing, you know, sleeping with a man,

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<v Speaker 1>I presume is a very normal thing for twenty two

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<v Speaker 1>year old middle aged woman to do right at the time. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>she's not that, she's not laying down with the turkeys. No,

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<v Speaker 1>so Eleanor got put in the stocks for slander. Right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no recording of what she said or basically, we've

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<v Speaker 1>reached this point here where we should probably talk about

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<v Speaker 1>what John Billington did. Okay, because now that we've debunk

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that not everyone was super pure, and you

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<v Speaker 1>can't necessarily read uh Mort's relation and the brochure and say,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, everything was just hunky dorry over there. This

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<v Speaker 1>maybe actually, maybe this is why the movie hasn't been made,

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<v Speaker 1>because he wants to see a guy sleeping with the turkey.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I think there's a market for movies.

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<v Speaker 1>You paid a lot for it, you know, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>market for that, but it's not box office grossing record

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<v Speaker 1>breaking numbers. Peter Weir wouldn't touchdown or what the in football?

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<v Speaker 1>So um, we should probably talk about how Billington became

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<v Speaker 1>America's first murderer. It took it took place what ten

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<v Speaker 1>years after he got there, So you have to think like,

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<v Speaker 1>this guy's an original settler and he's been farming and

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<v Speaker 1>hewing uh inn existence out for himself and other people.

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<v Speaker 1>And as a UM, an original Mayflower compact signer, he

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<v Speaker 1>got a bunch of land parcel to him, like this

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<v Speaker 1>is tens Land now. So but while he made an enemy,

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<v Speaker 1>clearly one real enemy. He made quite a few, Bradford

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<v Speaker 1>being one of him. But he made one enemy named

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<v Speaker 1>John Newcomen, who was a newcomer as it turns out,

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<v Speaker 1>to Plymouth. UM. He hadn't been there for ten years.

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<v Speaker 1>And it seems like history is a little sketchy because,

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<v Speaker 1>like you said, it's not all like recorded at that point.

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<v Speaker 1>But one thing I read was it was possibly over

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<v Speaker 1>hunting rights. And don't know how true that is. It

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<v Speaker 1>is very true, it is. Yeah, there there's I when

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<v Speaker 1>I was going back in UM reading the the source

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<v Speaker 1>material for this, I'm like, why did I Why was

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<v Speaker 1>I so vague when I wrote this article? Because it

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<v Speaker 1>did that confirm? Did it confirm that? Yeah? Well so

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<v Speaker 1>in the Bradford's version basically is like this he wayed

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<v Speaker 1>at Billington Waylade. Newcoming, which we should explain what whyalate

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<v Speaker 1>is Waylade is like basically lying in wait and then murdering,

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<v Speaker 1>like hiding in the bush as it premeditated. It's huge

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<v Speaker 1>if you read a stranger's account. There was an account

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<v Speaker 1>by a stranger and I don't know who. Um it's

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<v Speaker 1>not in this, not in the source I cited, but

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<v Speaker 1>um it talks about how Newcoming was already known to

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<v Speaker 1>Billington's because he um, he used to steal from Billington's traps,

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<v Speaker 1>he poached on his land, and um, Billington had chased

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<v Speaker 1>the kid off a bunch of times. Newcomings seventeen at

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<v Speaker 1>the time, gotches. He was jerk basically, and he was

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<v Speaker 1>what the strangers called a saint, which meant you were

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<v Speaker 1>in good with Bradford because you were a Puritan, and

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<v Speaker 1>compared to a stranger, you had exponentially more rights and

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<v Speaker 1>you got away with exponentially more stuff. Okay, so here's Billington,

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<v Speaker 1>who already has a bad reputation, and there's some little

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<v Speaker 1>seventeen year old punk kid stealing from his traps who's

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<v Speaker 1>chased off time and time and time again, and um,

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<v Speaker 1>he catches him there, so he goes after him with

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<v Speaker 1>his gun, and the kid goes and hides behind a tree,

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<v Speaker 1>and Billington shoots at the tree. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>he meant to shoot at the kid. Apparently he was

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<v Speaker 1>a pretty good marksmant, but he hit the kid in

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<v Speaker 1>the shoulder, not exactly a lethal shot today. Well, the

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<v Speaker 1>kid died in like three days of an infection. That's

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<v Speaker 1>how the America's first murder took place, and it was

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<v Speaker 1>apparently with a blunderbuss. Have you ever heard of these guns?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that the one with the big sort of like

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<v Speaker 1>you see fund as a pilgrim hunting with Yeah, a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. I mean it's not like an elephant gun,

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<v Speaker 1>but if it does flare out at the end, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's sort of like, um, what would be considered today,

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<v Speaker 1>it's sort of like a sawt off shotgun. So like

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<v Speaker 1>it was a musket, but it was short and flared,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I imagine it it had a wider uh spray,

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<v Speaker 1>even though it wasn't well, it wouldn't be a spray

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<v Speaker 1>because they didn't use pellets. But they compared it to

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<v Speaker 1>a sawt off shotgun. And what I read hand on

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<v Speaker 1>the pump exactly. So, Um, that's how the first murder

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<v Speaker 1>took place. I get the impression. Billington, who was also

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<v Speaker 1>um described as um beloved by many. In another account

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<v Speaker 1>by a stranger, kind of a satirical take on Plymouth colony,

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<v Speaker 1>Thomas Morton in the New English Canaan said that he

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<v Speaker 1>was a beloved dude. He was beloved by many. Basically,

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<v Speaker 1>if you were a stranger, you probably like Billington. He

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<v Speaker 1>sounded like a kind of a fun guy. To be honest.

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<v Speaker 1>I know he's the first murderer, but he's a rebel rouser.

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<v Speaker 1>I tend to associate with those types. Well, Billington thinks

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<v Speaker 1>that because of the the fact that they need people,

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<v Speaker 1>they're still each individual is very important. Um, And that

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<v Speaker 1>this kid had been Really it was the kid's fault

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<v Speaker 1>that he was on his property. Billington had warned him,

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<v Speaker 1>all warned him all that he would he would be

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<v Speaker 1>spared his life. Well, no, Governor Bradford himself was the

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<v Speaker 1>one who ordered him to death, and he didn't like

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<v Speaker 1>him to begin with, so he had his chance. So

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<v Speaker 1>this is um what you could call unfair to a

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<v Speaker 1>certain extent perhaps, And not only did Bradford sentence his

0:25:07.160 --> 0:25:12.080
<v Speaker 1>longtime enemy or somebody he disdained for many years to death.

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<v Speaker 1>He was also the one who literally wrote the history.

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<v Speaker 1>In addition to what is it Morts? What Mort's retort? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Not Mort's retort. I was kidding Mort's relation. Okay. So

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<v Speaker 1>in addition to morts relation, the other probably largest cited

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<v Speaker 1>um firsthand account of Plymouth Plantation is called of Plymouth Plantation.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Bradford's own journal. So he literally wrote the history

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<v Speaker 1>for Plymouth. And of course he's going to paint it

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<v Speaker 1>in his He's going to paint himself and his fellows

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<v Speaker 1>in the best light, and that's what we go on,

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<v Speaker 1>and Billington in a poor light because he sent it

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<v Speaker 1>him to hang. So I think, if anything, this Um

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<v Speaker 1>was the episode inten ended too. Tell you to always

0:26:03.480 --> 0:26:06.920
<v Speaker 1>take historical accounts of the Green install especially the old ones.

0:26:07.040 --> 0:26:11.680
<v Speaker 1>There's always two sides to every story, and the three

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<v Speaker 1>stooges actually get better as you age stuff. You should

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<v Speaker 1>know you got anything else. Nope, If you want to

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<v Speaker 1>learn more about America's first murderer, type America's first murderer,

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<v Speaker 1>America gonna be trouble saying that at these days. You

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<v Speaker 1>can type that in the handy. You can type wherever

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<v Speaker 1>you type it in the handy search bart how stuff

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<v Speaker 1>works dot com. Sure uh, and that, of course brings

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<v Speaker 1>up listener mail. Yes, Josh, I'm gonna call this nicotine

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<v Speaker 1>poisoning from Aaron. A couple of years ago, guys who

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<v Speaker 1>came home from university to find my key wei roommate

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<v Speaker 1>working away in the kitchen. He decided to bake brownies

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<v Speaker 1>for the first time, and I hurried upstairs to try

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<v Speaker 1>something because he wanted to support his friend. Quickly, I

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<v Speaker 1>was overwhelmed by a sour taste, which was only mildly

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<v Speaker 1>canceled out by the cherries which were mixed in with

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<v Speaker 1>the batter. It was very close to spitting it out

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<v Speaker 1>when my roommate walked in and said, what do you think.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to insult them, so I popped the

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<v Speaker 1>rest of it in my mouth and said I could

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<v Speaker 1>use a little more sugar. I left the room, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's when everything got hazy. What I do remember is

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<v Speaker 1>my roommates bursting into my room. This is crazy. They

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<v Speaker 1>found me curled up into a ball, with my head

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<v Speaker 1>between my knees, rocking slowly. I was covered in sweat

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<v Speaker 1>and muttering to myself, letting out loud moans, which is

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<v Speaker 1>apparently what alerted my roommates when they opened the door.

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<v Speaker 1>They flooded the room with light, caused intense pain in

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<v Speaker 1>my head and for some reason, in my stomach. Not

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<v Speaker 1>really thinking, I bolted to the bathroom and induced vomiting

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get all the evil out of me. I

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<v Speaker 1>was exhausted laying on the floor trying to figure out

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<v Speaker 1>what was wrong. Apparently there were two boxes on the table,

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<v Speaker 1>did you read this? One one containing brownies and one

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<v Speaker 1>with shisha tobacco destined for the hookah that they kept

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<v Speaker 1>in their house. Far could in my haste, I accidentally

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<v Speaker 1>consumed about three ounces of cherry tobacco mix that was

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<v Speaker 1>destined for the hookah. I'm not sure exactly how much

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<v Speaker 1>nicotine my body absorbed in the hour or so it

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<v Speaker 1>was in me, but when I stood up, I promptly

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<v Speaker 1>passed out and, according to my roommates, started convulsing on

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<v Speaker 1>the floor. They wanted to take me to the hospital,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, but I refused. Being the bull headed midwesterner

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<v Speaker 1>I sometimes can be or the college student who doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to pay for that kind of ning. When I

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<v Speaker 1>did go to the hospital the next morning, explained the

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<v Speaker 1>situation to the e R Tech. They immediately took my

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<v Speaker 1>vitals and said I was lucky, lucky to have survived

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<v Speaker 1>without any serious complications. Uh, that it very well could

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<v Speaker 1>have been a fatal dose. And all I can say is,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're ever in the same situation, air on the

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<v Speaker 1>side of caution, called poison control right away. And he's

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<v Speaker 1>lucky that his roommates one of them had E M

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<v Speaker 1>T training because it could have gone the other way.

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<v Speaker 1>And Aaron might not be a fan of our podcast

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<v Speaker 1>today man the ate who gets tobacco pot it in

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<v Speaker 1>his mouth and said it needs a little more sugar. Wow, Aaron,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad you made it. Um if you had a yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very glad he's around so okay. And if you

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