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Speaker 1: It's another jewbile phone frame mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hi, my name is Pete Eagans. I'm calling from TikTok

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Speaker 1: customer service and I was looking for Tara.

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Speaker 2: Hi. My name is Tara. But how can I help you?

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Speaker 1: Right? Tara? Hey, just want to steal a few minutes

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Speaker 1: of your time. I know it's kind of strange to

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Speaker 1: be getting a call from us, but with the band

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Speaker 1: that might be going into effect and TikTok being shut

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Speaker 1: down in this country, we are calling a few of

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Speaker 1: our users who use the app frequently, and you came

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Speaker 1: up on my call list today, so just call to

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Speaker 1: check and see how you're feeling about things.

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Speaker 2: Tara, Man, TikTok is my heart.

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Speaker 1: My okay, my laughter?

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Speaker 2: How I really shake off the day? I mean, it's

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Speaker 2: gonna really really stuck.

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Speaker 1: I'm not looking forward to this, okay, Tara. Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry to inform you, but we are actually going

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Speaker 1: to be shutting your account down a few days early.

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Speaker 1: So as of six o'clock this afternoon, you will have

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Speaker 1: no more TikTok.

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Speaker 2: What you no, no, no, no no, I haven't had time

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Speaker 2: to archive my content. Like, what the are you talking?

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Speaker 1: About well why why is?

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Speaker 2: Why does my cat have to get off earlier than

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Speaker 2: everybody else?

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Speaker 1: That doesn't make any sense?

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Speaker 2: Ud chop off my early?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 2: What is going on?

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Speaker 1: Tara? Tara, I'm gonna ask you to take a few breaths.

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Speaker 1: I know this can be hard news to get.

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Speaker 2: My name is Tara, and I need you to not

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Speaker 2: tell me to take a breath, okay, I need you

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Speaker 2: to explain to me why the fit this is happening

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Speaker 2: to me when everyone else is getting more time?

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Speaker 1: Well, really, what it is is, uh, we have classifications

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Speaker 1: for our users, Tara, and you are what's known as

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Speaker 1: a lurker, So we're shutting down lurkers accounts early.

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Speaker 2: Work or what do you mean? Well, it means my

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Speaker 2: skincare content?

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Speaker 1: What the hell it means?

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Speaker 2: This is insane. I'm lurking. I'm learning about Skincareis I

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Speaker 2: knew my own content too? I get free? Are you

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Speaker 2: seriously going to cut me up? This is not okay? Like,

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Speaker 2: I am going to be contacting my attorney about this,

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Speaker 2: and I do not think that this is legal or

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Speaker 2: okay a lurker that's invasive. Excuse me. I need to

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Speaker 2: seek here supervisor.

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Speaker 1: Right now Tara, Tara, Tara, my.

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Speaker 2: Name, it's Tara. I'm going to need to quit calling

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Speaker 2: you that, going to get do anything else.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that, right, We're just we're encouraging users

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Speaker 1: who actively post to stay on the app until it's

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Speaker 1: shut down by the government possibly, But any lurkers we're

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Speaker 1: getting rid of, So people who just watch a lot

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Speaker 1: of content, maybe like here call.

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Speaker 2: Me a lurker at the same time as mispronouncing my name.

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Speaker 2: I really really love for that. Like this is not

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Speaker 2: I thought start listing me about happiness. What's up, dude?

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Speaker 2: Like this is not? This is oh no to ruin

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Speaker 2: my day?

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Speaker 1: Tara. I know it can be disturbing with your TikTok

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Speaker 1: going away, but I do want to inform you of

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Speaker 1: some other options. Have you heard of pinterest?

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Speaker 2: Pindra? Pinterest is not the same day? Are you just

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Speaker 2: nowhere near the joy and the beauty that takes a hold?

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Speaker 2: This is a Nancy?

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Speaker 1: What? Okay? So you have heard of pitterest.

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Speaker 2: I cannot even begin to consider why you would even

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Speaker 2: suggest that. Get me your manager now?

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Speaker 1: Well now, Tara, I, like I said, I know you're upset,

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Speaker 1: but pinterest can be very fun It's got a lot

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Speaker 1: of interests on there. There's a lot of people that

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Speaker 1: posted inspo for things.

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Speaker 2: They said, you like pointerest of your inspiration of your mother.

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Speaker 2: Get out of my life, dude, and get my out

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Speaker 2: in the regular making everybody else begetting Guitara.

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Speaker 1: Tara. I do want to tell you something, Tara.

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Speaker 2: It's Tara. I have told you. It's twenty thousand times.

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Speaker 1: Yes you have. My name is Jubil and this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jubal from the Jebel Show doing a phone brank

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Speaker 1: on you and your friend Stephanie set you up. Wait, no,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke.

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Speaker 2: No no.

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Speaker 1: She said that you've been really upset about TikTok possibly

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Speaker 1: being manned and wanted me to mess with you.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, when you called me a lurker, I

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Speaker 2: was seriously about to rip you twenty thousand more.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubal phone branks.