WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Total of Two Ears 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:01.480 Kubbooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.160 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:19.440 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow, it's the clearinghouse 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:23.200 of hot takes. Break free for something special. The Fifth 0:00:23.239 --> 0:00:30.280 Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in the air. 0:00:31.080 --> 0:00:34.800 Everywhere you have stumbled on to the Fifth Hour with 0:00:34.920 --> 0:00:38.200 Ben Mallor you already knew that. It's one thing about podcasting, 0:00:38.240 --> 0:00:43.360 you have no surprises. You can't scan the podcast dial 0:00:43.920 --> 0:00:45.240 and stumble onto a podcast. 0:00:45.240 --> 0:00:46.240 But it is the Fifth Hour. 0:00:46.360 --> 0:00:50.120 Myself, Ben and Danny g We are here every single 0:00:50.200 --> 0:00:53.000 day on the weekends. And you hear me during the 0:00:53.080 --> 0:00:56.319 night on the overnight on the Ben Mahler Show, and 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:59.360 Danny's on with Covino and Rich and we have a 0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:05.319 rye at the big day day. Today is the day. 0:01:05.920 --> 0:01:09.319 Yeah, you take this podcast. I take it with me 0:01:09.400 --> 0:01:12.639 on the weekend when I travel. Are you one juicy 0:01:12.720 --> 0:01:15.440 lucy down yet? How many burgers have you had so far? 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:18.600 Well? I am fired up tonight is the night the 0:01:18.680 --> 0:01:19.240 main event. 0:01:19.959 --> 0:01:22.399 People have been asking me the cool thing about this, 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:24.640 and I'm reminded every time we do one of these 0:01:24.640 --> 0:01:28.039 type of events that a lot of people would like 0:01:28.120 --> 0:01:29.800 to be part of it, but they have plans. And 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:32.759 so then I've had people email me Danny and say, hey, 0:01:32.840 --> 0:01:36.400 I can't make the event on Saturday night, which is tonight, 0:01:36.920 --> 0:01:41.280 So can I see you on Sunday or Monday, just 0:01:41.319 --> 0:01:42.679 like available whenever. 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:45.680 That's not quite how this works. 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:47.480 But if you somehow have missed this, I know I 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:50.720 said this on the on the Friday podcast, we talked hiccups. 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:54.640 First ever podcast I've ever done, first ever show about hiccups, Dandy, 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:57.640 I can now cross that off my bucket list. I've 0:01:57.680 --> 0:02:03.640 adversed that, but I did like the woman pointed out 0:02:03.720 --> 0:02:07.520 that they think that hiccups are because we used to 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:08.440 be fish. 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:10.959 I think that is yeah. 0:02:10.800 --> 0:02:13.040 And I already ordered some of those lollipops. 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:15.920 Yeah, the lollipops the way to go. Anyway, get to 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:19.079 the point, So tonight is the night. Depending on when 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:21.520 you're listening to this, it might be a long time 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:23.480 from now, It might be just a few hours from 0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:27.840 now five pm to nine. Obviously, local time in Minneapolis 0:02:28.160 --> 0:02:31.480 and again the Mermaid in and event Center. It is 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:36.959 on like Donkey Kong in Beautiful Mounds View, Minnesota. 0:02:37.560 --> 0:02:40.160 One thing I know for sure is this is going 0:02:40.200 --> 0:02:43.200 to create a lot of content for you, as I'm 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:45.160 sure you're going to be taking a lot of notes 0:02:45.760 --> 0:02:49.600 and so next weekend, our Friday podcast is going to 0:02:49.680 --> 0:02:51.200 be pretty exciting. 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:55.160 Well that's assuming the company can afford the rights fee. 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:58.560 As you know, a postgame show, Dany is very pricey 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:01.840 for an event like this, and they'll be competing networks 0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:04.800 that will all be trying to get those nice that 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:07.799 feeling of excitement after a big event. But we've had 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:09.240 We've had a lot of fun. I've done these things 0:03:09.280 --> 0:03:10.880 a few times. You were the last one we did 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:14.480 in southern California. Danny pop by and said hello to 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:16.119 the to the fans. 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:16.240 Of the show. 0:03:16.280 --> 0:03:18.680 And we'll hopefully do another one down the line. But 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:22.440 this is the Minnesota event. Hollering James is supposed to 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:25.200 be there. I'm looking forward to that. Ohio Al is 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:27.520 going to be making a trip from a while. We've 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:31.360 got Doc Mike from Chicago, Regina the Hostess with the 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:36.080 Mostest Live Band. Tonight so that's good. I don't have 0:03:36.120 --> 0:03:37.760 to talk as much because there'll be a band there. 0:03:37.800 --> 0:03:39.320 I can just listen to the band. 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:43.360 And there's all kinds of there's acts throwing, there's bolling. 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:46.240 And it would be so awesome if it just turned 0:03:46.240 --> 0:03:49.000 out to be you and Regina throwing axes all night 0:03:49.040 --> 0:03:49.720 by yourself. 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:54.520 Yes, and Doc Mike urinating in the corner. And that's possible. 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:56.960 That is possible that that's the only people that. 0:03:56.920 --> 0:03:57.920 Show up to the Seaue. 0:03:58.040 --> 0:03:59.760 You never know because people say they're going to show 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:01.280 up and then they don't show up. But this place 0:04:01.360 --> 0:04:05.960 is massive, This mermaid in an event center that's hosting 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:10.960 this one hundred thousand square feet of event space. They've 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:13.240 got all the bells and whistles, they got a full 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:17.640 service bar and grill, and so we are fired up. 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:19.839 We are fired up for this. So again, that is tonight. 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:24.159 But as far as this podcast, we've got meatball Surgery, 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:30.000 El Loco Loco and Pop Goes the Culture. 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:30.880 So we've got a lot to get to. 0:04:31.000 --> 0:04:33.359 So let's get right into it right now, and we 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:39.000 begin with the meatball surgery. So this past weekend was 0:04:39.040 --> 0:04:41.960 a normal weekend. 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:43.279 No big event or anything. 0:04:43.360 --> 0:04:43.640 Like that. 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:47.159 So we get behind the microphone and the headphones and 0:04:47.200 --> 0:04:50.719 the life of Mallard and Danny g on the weekends, 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:53.840 and we're pretty boring most of the time. But anyway, 0:04:53.920 --> 0:04:57.440 last weekend I was Benny the baker. I was back 0:04:57.440 --> 0:05:00.200 in the kitchen Danny. As you know, it's my stick 0:05:00.279 --> 0:05:03.200 duty to big cookies on the weekends and then eat 0:05:03.240 --> 0:05:06.800 them during the week and we had talked on the 0:05:06.960 --> 0:05:11.760 radio show about snicker doodle cookies, and so I got 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:15.240 in my head to make snicker doodle cookies. And as 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:17.840 always what I do is I try to find I 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:20.880 love frosting on cookies. So I tried to find a 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:25.880 snicker doodle recipe with frosting, and I found like a 0:05:26.440 --> 0:05:30.320 dupe of again the crumble snicker doodle cookie, which is 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:32.960 the crumbles, like the five dollars a cookie thing that's say, 0:05:33.000 --> 0:05:36.200 it's insane. So I found this recipe. I searched all 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:39.039 over the dark web. I found this great recipe, and 0:05:39.120 --> 0:05:43.520 so I proceeded to then make said cookie dough. And 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:46.400 as I was making the cookie dough, things were going, 0:05:46.880 --> 0:05:49.040 you know, swimmingly, they were, they were they were going Okay. 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:52.520 I made that though, and then my wife. She loves 0:05:52.640 --> 0:05:57.240 the oatmeal raisin cookies. So then I was like, all right, 0:05:57.279 --> 0:05:59.200 well I'll make some oatmeal raisin cookies. 0:06:00.400 --> 0:06:02.640 And what an amazing life I'm living. 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:06.400 So then I'm making the oatmeal raisin, which is a 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:09.240 lot of lot of ingredients and you know, whatever, it's 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:12.479 it's it's I don't even usually like oatmeal raisin, but 0:06:12.480 --> 0:06:15.080 these I like because they taste. They don't taste like 0:06:15.080 --> 0:06:17.799 your normal oatmeal raisin. So I make the I'm making 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:22.960 the dough and I use a kitchen aid mixer to 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:26.720 help me bring everything together. Put all the ingredients in there. 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:27.920 It's really simple. 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:29.559 So I'm using the kitchen aid mixer. 0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:34.360 I am across the kitchen on the island and I 0:06:34.400 --> 0:06:39.640 am preparing some other ingredients and I hear this sound 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:46.520 like it's like a factory of like metal crunching into metal, 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:50.800 and I'm like, what. 0:06:50.680 --> 0:06:53.520 You know, what is pot? What is going on? Makes 0:06:53.560 --> 0:06:54.080 no sense? 0:06:54.960 --> 0:06:55.159 You know? 0:06:55.640 --> 0:06:56.400 What the hell. 0:06:58.240 --> 0:06:58.320 Is? 0:06:58.360 --> 0:06:59.080 That a bad word? 0:06:59.120 --> 0:07:00.520 So I don't want to I don't want to offense 0:07:00.600 --> 0:07:02.680 or scratch off in Arkansas because he says I curse 0:07:02.720 --> 0:07:04.760 a lot on this podcast. I don't want to offense 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:08.120 or scratches anyway. So I turn around and much to 0:07:08.200 --> 0:07:13.120 my dismay, the dough that was being made for the 0:07:13.120 --> 0:07:16.400 oatmeal raisin cookies after I'd made the snicker Do cookies. 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:21.119 The mixer has now completely stopped, and I'm like trying. 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:23.640 I felt like there was like a polter geist or 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:29.000 something that had happened, because I was not even watching 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:31.160 what happened. I was like, how could I didn't put 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:33.120 anything in there? I say, well, maybe I put to 0:07:33.400 --> 0:07:36.320 accidentally put a fork in the mixer, or I tossed 0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:37.680 a knife in there, And I'm like. 0:07:37.760 --> 0:07:39.320 No, I wasn't even there. 0:07:39.360 --> 0:07:42.120 I was on the I was across the kitchen preparing 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:46.880 some other nonsense. So I obviously I turned. I unplugged 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:51.840 the thing, and I investigate. I use the Mallard think tank. 0:07:51.880 --> 0:07:55.200 I go in there and I'm investigating and what had happened. 0:07:55.200 --> 0:07:56.640 I don't know if you have have you ever seen 0:07:56.720 --> 0:07:58.800 like a kitchen aid mixer, You guys have one, but 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:03.800 the very top there's this like there's this little metal 0:08:03.880 --> 0:08:05.880 thing which you have to twist on and off. I 0:08:05.880 --> 0:08:10.040 guess my wife told me you use it for attachments. Okay, okay, 0:08:10.120 --> 0:08:13.080 So I never even bothered to worry about it. So 0:08:13.840 --> 0:08:19.760 this mixer was going so crazy that it was it 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:25.200 was gyrating back and forth, and in that gyration it 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:28.160 was like Richard Simmons, you know, Shaken to the oldies 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:30.760 or damn whatever the old the infomercial from the back 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:33.400 in the in the nineties. So the thing came on 0:08:33.720 --> 0:08:39.319 the the metal piece fell off, falls into the batter, unhinged. 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:45.880 It came unhinged, falls in and boom. Immediately the whole 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:48.720 thing stops working. And so I was like, well, maybe 0:08:48.720 --> 0:08:51.920 I'll just unplug it, I'll turn it back on. 0:08:52.800 --> 0:09:00.680 And it'll be good. And no, no, So. 0:09:00.640 --> 0:09:06.079 We did take the kitchen aid mixer, which is i'll 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:08.240 explain why this is important to me, but I took 0:09:08.280 --> 0:09:10.679 the kitchen aid mixer, which these things are like three 0:09:10.760 --> 0:09:13.960 hundred bucks. So I took this thing to the repair 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:19.640 shop for some meatball surgery on the kitchen aid mixer. 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:21.720 So we went online. 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:24.160 We found a place which was not far away from 0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:28.520 the Malor mansion that specializes in these kitchen aid mixers. 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:30.400 So I said, okay, that's the place. We went down 0:09:30.440 --> 0:09:33.120 there and they're only open for a few hours a day. 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:34.959 We dropped the thing off the guys like, oh, it's 0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:38.120 like sixty bucks to get an estimate, and then we'll 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:40.520 call you back tell you how much it actually costs 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:45.160 to fix the thing, and it's pretty pricey. 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:47.560 But I had to do it, Danny. I had to 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:49.280 do it for two reasons. 0:09:50.000 --> 0:09:52.920 Number one, it's cheaper still than buying a new one, 0:09:53.720 --> 0:09:58.199 and number two, this has sentimental value because this was 0:09:58.240 --> 0:10:01.120 a gift my mom got me before she passed away. 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:03.200 So I feel like I have to I have to 0:10:03.240 --> 0:10:06.320 hold onto this thing as long as I possibly can, 0:10:06.400 --> 0:10:09.440 because it's this odd connection I had, which are really 0:10:09.440 --> 0:10:11.360 not that odd, but it's a connection to my mom, 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:14.200 and so therefore I was like, all right, whatever, So 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:17.480 we spent the money and we're supposed to get it 0:10:17.520 --> 0:10:21.600 back when I when I returned my triumphant return from 0:10:21.600 --> 0:10:25.680 the Land of ten Thousand Lakes, which will be later 0:10:26.360 --> 0:10:29.040 next week, so we'll find out about that. So little 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:33.640 meatball surgery, Danny, and hopefully it'll be I would like 0:10:33.679 --> 0:10:39.040 to point out, though, that I did attempt a d IY. 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:40.319 Do it yourself situation. 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:44.040 I went online, I did see that somebody else had 0:10:44.040 --> 0:10:47.480 the same problem I had, and then I watched how 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:53.960 you repair it, and I had this this like feeling 0:10:54.160 --> 0:11:00.640 of anxiety and I said, I am not I am 0:11:00.679 --> 0:11:03.320 not worthy. I am not an engineer. I am not 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:06.160 a mechanic. That is not a skill set that I have. 0:11:06.320 --> 0:11:11.160 I identified the problem, I recognized the situation, and I 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:14.840 discovered that it is in my best interest, Danny, to 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:17.800 find someone, someone who knows what they're doing. 0:11:18.040 --> 0:11:22.360 So yeah, pass it off. And how appropriate it was 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:24.040 Mother's Day weekend. 0:11:24.360 --> 0:11:25.440 That is, you know what. 0:11:25.480 --> 0:11:27.920 I didn't even realize that there you go, some kind 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:31.440 of odd sign from mom, Ah, there you go. But 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:34.520 it was it was wild. It was not an El 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:37.320 Loco Loco situation though. It was not that, Danny. 0:11:38.480 --> 0:11:41.680 Yeah, it was one crazy not too crazy. You know. 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:46.000 Right across the street from the Great Fox Sports Radio 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:50.720 Studios is al Poyo Loko Chicken Joint. We've talked about 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:52.360 it on the show before. 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:56.760 Crazy Crazy Chicken Point Chicken Joint, And for those that 0:11:56.920 --> 0:11:59.800 have not heard the stories, this is the place that 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:01.880 a lot of the rich people that live in bel 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:06.000 Air will come down and get their fre It's not 0:12:06.120 --> 0:12:10.440 fried chicken, it's grilled chicken at Opoil Loco and Magic 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:12.280 Johnson's been in there There's been a bunch of other 0:12:12.320 --> 0:12:15.040 celebrities that let live up in the hills above where 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:16.280 we work and they go hang out. 0:12:16.320 --> 0:12:17.040 They love that spot. 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:21.600 Yeah, I've met the comedian slash actor Mike Epps in there, 0:12:21.960 --> 0:12:25.480 a lot of different actors and actresses. We've seen Grace 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:30.199 the l Poyo Loco counter, and it's normal for our 0:12:30.280 --> 0:12:33.440 staff to be seen in there. Anytime I'm in there, 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:36.360 I'll see one of our hosts, I'll see an editor, 0:12:37.000 --> 0:12:40.200 I'll see somebody run in and pick up its go order. 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:43.680 You could find Rich Davis from Covino and Rich in 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:45.280 there just about every day. 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:47.839 I've heard rumors that Rich ought to get a job there. 0:12:47.840 --> 0:12:50.360 He's there that much that he should apply and make 0:12:50.400 --> 0:12:51.800 a little extra money on the side. 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:54.960 Once he found out that they had five dollars poo 0:12:55.120 --> 0:12:58.880 bulls and you could order on your phone and they'll 0:12:58.920 --> 0:13:00.839 have it ready and you just on across and pick 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:01.160 it up. 0:13:01.400 --> 0:13:03.040 He's been eating there every day. 0:13:03.480 --> 0:13:07.440 It's convenient, and so I used it right before the show, 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:10.400 so it's like one o'clock in the afternoon. All I 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:13.080 need to do is pick up this food. And also 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:15.760 I had rewards from them on the app for a 0:13:15.800 --> 0:13:19.120 free drink. So I'm like, I gotta deal with the line, 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:22.480 but it'll be worth it for the free drink, not 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:26.679 the case. Get over there across the street. First of all, 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:30.520 the entrance to the l Tooyo Loko blocked. 0:13:31.000 --> 0:13:34.040 You could not get in. I'll let you take a guess. 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:37.120 What do you think was blocking the l Tooyo Loko 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:38.839 entrance on Sepulvida. 0:13:39.320 --> 0:13:42.520 I am gonna go for one thousand dollars a hobo. 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:46.040 I am going for a. 0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:49.319 Vagrant, is my answer. Alex, you are right, you just 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:51.760 dollars dollars? 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:52.160 All right? 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:52.640 What right? 0:13:53.280 --> 0:13:58.480 Not just your every day hoemost person in Sherman Oaks, California. 0:13:59.040 --> 0:14:00.720 This person had. 0:14:00.720 --> 0:14:04.680 A huge cart filled with shit, which is normal for 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:08.040 us to see. But what's not normal is on top 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:11.959 of the cart a huge valet umbrella. 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:15.200 Oh so they picked up some souvenirs when they were 0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:16.640 walking around Sherman Oaks. 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:24.120 Some poor restaurant is missing their valet umbrella. 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:27.360 I took a picture. I'll have to post it this 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:31.000 weekend of this big valet umbrella. I was like, what 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:32.600 the fuck? Where did they get that? 0:14:33.400 --> 0:14:36.200 And then let me speak for the person down on 0:14:36.200 --> 0:14:39.040 the buck on the hard scrabble streets of Sherman Oaks. 0:14:39.240 --> 0:14:41.680 It does get very hot in Sherman Oaks, and we're 0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:42.560 getting into the. 0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:43.080 Part of the year. 0:14:43.120 --> 0:14:45.040 We're still got a couple months to go, but July 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:49.840 and August and September are oppressively hot in Sherman Oaks, California. 0:14:49.920 --> 0:14:53.160 So this guy's looking out, he's planning ahead. Dan, He's like, hey, listen, 0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:55.840 I don't want to get a sunburn. I'm outdoors all 0:14:55.880 --> 0:14:58.440 the time. So's he's like the valet they can afford 0:14:58.440 --> 0:14:58.840 a new plan. 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:01.640 Who does? By the way, though, seriously, I mean, what 0:15:01.640 --> 0:15:03.840 are we doing? Well? 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:07.200 I walked around to the back entrance of the Lpoyo 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:12.560 Loco and now as I'm walking in through the rear entrance, 0:15:13.200 --> 0:15:17.520 I'm noticing that there is commotion at the front counter. 0:15:18.000 --> 0:15:19.040 So not only is the. 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:22.280 Entrance blocked, you couldn't get up to the cash register 0:15:22.720 --> 0:15:26.080 because there was a big scene going on. The second 0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:31.000 homeless person of this scene, and this homeless person was 0:15:31.400 --> 0:15:35.680 making almost like seizure movements, like convulsing. 0:15:36.400 --> 0:15:39.000 Thanks for calling your local police department and have a 0:15:39.040 --> 0:15:39.720 nice day. 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:44.880 Okay, f that drink, I'm gonna pick up my food 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:48.720 and get the hell out of here. Get over to 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:52.120 the side of the side of the counter where one 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:54.600 employee was and I'm like, I can I pick up 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:57.320 my food and he's like, you'll have to wait. We 0:15:57.360 --> 0:15:59.800 haven't been able to make any orders in the last 0:15:59.800 --> 0:16:04.600 few minutes with everything going on. Like, holy crap, this 0:16:04.760 --> 0:16:08.640 crazy chicken place is really crazy craziness. 0:16:08.640 --> 0:16:09.600 Man, that's nuts. 0:16:09.840 --> 0:16:13.880 That's just a random Thursday in la or Wednesday. 0:16:14.160 --> 0:16:16.240 It's just it's insane going on. 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:19.000 There, and so life hack. I backed out of there. 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:21.960 I kept walking down the street. I walked into the 0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:25.800 Whole Foods and I went back to their little deli section. 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:30.000 They make sandwiches that they jack people for like ten 0:16:30.040 --> 0:16:34.640 to thirteen dollars. Yeah, but on that menu you could 0:16:34.640 --> 0:16:38.120 get a PBJ or they call it a almond butter, 0:16:38.560 --> 0:16:41.440 but you can replace it with regular peanut butter. Four 0:16:41.520 --> 0:16:44.880 dollars for a big peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 0:16:45.160 --> 0:16:45.680 That's good. 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:46.920 Yeah. Score. 0:16:47.920 --> 0:16:50.200 It took an extra half hour to get back to work, 0:16:50.680 --> 0:16:53.720 but I walked in with a big peanut butter and 0:16:53.800 --> 0:16:58.640 jelly sandwich and a story about two homeless people up 0:16:58.760 --> 0:17:01.160 the i'l poyoko. 0:17:00.920 --> 0:17:02.840 Did you see any celebrities in there? 0:17:02.840 --> 0:17:06.520 I remember Tom Looney was so excited because he saw 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:09.320 this obviously years ago. He's dead now, but Keith Jackson 0:17:09.520 --> 0:17:12.439 the voice of college football for so many people. And 0:17:12.560 --> 0:17:14.199 Keith used to live up in the hills when he 0:17:14.280 --> 0:17:17.240 was alive and above us, and he would go and 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:20.520 shop in there. And Looney he told me the story 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:23.000 for like two years, how he saw Keith Jackson looking 0:17:23.000 --> 0:17:26.280 at tomatoes at foods. 0:17:27.080 --> 0:17:30.679 At very same whole foods I've seen the award winning 0:17:30.720 --> 0:17:34.760 actress Juliet Lewis. No, there you go, handing right in 0:17:34.800 --> 0:17:37.880 front of me in line buying a few groceries. 0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:43.040 Well, this is Saturday, and we have backscratcher. Let's get 0:17:43.040 --> 0:17:46.720 backscratcher on, so you scratch our back. We scratched her back. Now. 0:17:46.800 --> 0:17:50.720 Last week we complained that we were still a couple 0:17:50.920 --> 0:17:55.399 of reviews away from four hundred, the round number of 0:17:55.560 --> 0:17:59.880 four hundred. So Danny g after belly aching and whining 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:04.920 and koviching on the radio ashually the podcast, how many. 0:18:04.760 --> 0:18:05.560 Reviews did we get? 0:18:05.600 --> 0:18:11.200 Did we get this week five reviews? Did we get 0:18:11.440 --> 0:18:18.520 three reviews? Or are we total losers and got no reviews. 0:18:19.080 --> 0:18:23.040 Let's go back to Game one of Lakers Nuggets. They 0:18:23.080 --> 0:18:27.000 cut that twenty one deficit down to three. I'm gonna 0:18:27.040 --> 0:18:28.760 say three, Ben. 0:18:29.119 --> 0:18:33.520 The answer is three. The answer is three. And here 0:18:33.520 --> 0:18:36.000 are some of the views. We got five stars from 0:18:36.160 --> 0:18:40.280 James in Arkansas. He said, bad choice by you, Ben, 0:18:40.480 --> 0:18:44.480 Danny g is right. Cookie dough ice cream is disgusting, 0:18:45.359 --> 0:18:46.640 and he said, I love the podkast. 0:18:46.800 --> 0:18:48.200 No, I disagree. 0:18:48.880 --> 0:18:51.240 When I was a little kid, every once in a while, No, 0:18:51.320 --> 0:18:53.200 you're not supposed to do this, but my mom would 0:18:53.240 --> 0:18:55.280 give me a little cookie dough to eat, and I 0:18:56.000 --> 0:18:59.919 didn't die of some kind of weird illness, some food 0:19:00.080 --> 0:19:00.879 born illness. 0:19:00.920 --> 0:19:04.160 I survived. I prospered in life. 0:19:04.640 --> 0:19:09.359 And so cookie dough it's got to be the right mixture, though, 0:19:09.440 --> 0:19:13.359 it's got to be there's a certain proprietary blend. If 0:19:13.400 --> 0:19:15.520 there's too much cookie dough, it's a problem. If there's 0:19:15.520 --> 0:19:18.520 too much ice cream not enough cookie dough, there's a problem. 0:19:18.840 --> 0:19:22.000 But James, you have not had the right mix of 0:19:22.080 --> 0:19:24.960 cookie dough ice cream. It's the secret blend that you 0:19:25.000 --> 0:19:25.399 need to have. 0:19:26.480 --> 0:19:31.160 Raw cookie dough ice cream is the grossest besides pistachio. 0:19:31.680 --> 0:19:36.520 That green pistachio ice cream is also nasty, but cookie 0:19:36.520 --> 0:19:40.040 does right up there. 0:19:38.440 --> 0:19:40.720 You're wrong. We can agree to disagree on that. That's 0:19:40.760 --> 0:19:42.920 a bad take by you, Danny. That's the worst ice 0:19:42.920 --> 0:19:44.600 cream take I've ever heard. Wrong. 0:19:45.280 --> 0:19:48.720 Now we have from Walt Disney. How about this? Walt 0:19:48.760 --> 0:19:51.320 Disney reviewed our podcast. 0:19:51.920 --> 0:19:53.920 Yes, I love when ghosts chime in. 0:19:54.160 --> 0:19:57.040 Holy crap, all right, says entertaining show Ben and Danny 0:19:57.080 --> 0:20:00.320 G always have something interesting to chat a about, like 0:20:00.320 --> 0:20:04.680 homeless people blocking the door at a chicken shack in La. Says, 0:20:04.680 --> 0:20:06.760 I work at a school, so I can relate to 0:20:06.840 --> 0:20:10.480 Danny G's stories about school. Then has some great life 0:20:10.520 --> 0:20:12.840 acts like getting points for using bang. 0:20:12.960 --> 0:20:14.200 That's right. Get your money. 0:20:14.720 --> 0:20:18.040 Of course, you have to search every day for a year, 0:20:18.119 --> 0:20:20.919 like I do, five six hours a. 0:20:20.920 --> 0:20:22.280 Day to get any money, but I do. 0:20:22.359 --> 0:20:24.160 If you have a job like this, and I think 0:20:24.200 --> 0:20:26.040 of your teacher, you probably search a lot too. Also, 0:20:26.160 --> 0:20:28.120 I says, I listened to this podcast when I'm doing 0:20:28.240 --> 0:20:32.840 mundane weekend errands and chores. It's quite entertaining. Keep up 0:20:32.840 --> 0:20:37.440 the good work, guys. And that is from calls person Walt. 0:20:37.480 --> 0:20:38.919 I'm assuming that's not their real. 0:20:38.840 --> 0:20:41.879 Name, but thank you, thank you, mister Disney. 0:20:42.119 --> 0:20:43.800 And the last one is from can. 0:20:43.760 --> 0:20:46.320 You please lower the prices at the park back down 0:20:46.400 --> 0:20:47.679 to fifty cents? 0:20:48.080 --> 0:20:51.440 Yes, so we can actually afford on a radio salary 0:20:51.560 --> 0:20:52.840 to go. That would be nice. 0:20:53.280 --> 0:20:56.720 Jewles writes in, and she gives us a review and 0:20:57.119 --> 0:21:02.000 she says, awesome, five stars. I love listening at night. 0:21:02.520 --> 0:21:06.280 Check this out, Danny. When my husband snoring keeps me awake? 0:21:07.080 --> 0:21:11.720 Okay, wear a white noise. 0:21:12.040 --> 0:21:17.200 Racist yes, wedded Bliss, Danny g wetted Bliss. May I recommend, 0:21:17.240 --> 0:21:21.200