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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Rick and Jeffrey Podcast.

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Speaker 2: You're never gonna forget where you were when this life

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Speaker 2: changing news dropped. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Because for years they said it would never happen. They

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Speaker 2: said you'd be a fool to believe it was even possible.

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Speaker 2: But it was just announced. Finally we can get food

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Speaker 2: delivered from Olive Garden. Brooks stopped crying.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't do that before you can.

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Speaker 2: But you're to way like five.

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Speaker 3: How do you get endless breadsticks from all of Garden delivered.

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Speaker 2: To your house because you want to be able to

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Speaker 2: eat them from the comfort of your toilet at home, right.

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Speaker 3: They keep sending exactly This is.

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Speaker 2: Big because for years all of Garden has said, no,

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Speaker 2: we don't want to make our food available for delivery.

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Speaker 2: That'll just kill our profits and force the customer to

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Speaker 2: pay way more. Are they kidding? Americans love to pay

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Speaker 2: more for convenience. That's like our whole country's thing.

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Speaker 1: I think, chase better when it's more expensive.

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Speaker 2: We are hungry and we are lazy, bring it to us.

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Speaker 4: I I still don't understand how it works, though, Like.

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Speaker 2: Well before, they never were teaming up with like uber

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Speaker 2: eats or door Dash. They said, we weren't going to

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Speaker 2: do that. Now they have an exclusive deal just with

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Speaker 2: uber Eats where you can get a meal delivered from them.

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Speaker 3: Now to make some money on the other end. I see, I.

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Speaker 2: See you, but now O g Well, they decided to

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Speaker 2: go bankrupt, just like all the other restaurants in the country.

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Speaker 2: So well done, og.

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Speaker 4: I just think the drivers can sneak some breadsticks.

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Speaker 2: To everybody wins. Parents, Look at your children, kids, look

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Speaker 2: at your parents. You will never forget where you were

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Speaker 2: when all the garden bravely said screw it, we'll deliver. Wow,

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Speaker 2: this is going to be roun What a day for history.

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Speaker 3: It really is such easily deliverable food.

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Speaker 2: Now let's lower the bar even further and get into

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Speaker 2: the shot collar question of the day. Yeah, Jake always

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Speaker 2: delivers every single time with this take it away.

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Speaker 5: In the music industry, not everyone can be a Taylor

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Speaker 5: Swift or ad Justin Bieber or.

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Speaker 6: A litl John.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes you only get one hit song to cement your

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Speaker 5: legacy in pop culture. That's right looking at you, Cy,

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Speaker 5: and today is one hit Wonder's Day. We celebrate the

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Speaker 5: random artists who burst onto the scene, dropped a musical bombshell,

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Speaker 5: and then poof vanish faster than a family sized bag

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Speaker 5: of Reese's Cups down Brook's throat.

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Speaker 3: It's less than.

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Speaker 5: So Today we're honoring those famous bops from the past

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Speaker 5: that made us shake our booties and say.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, who sings this again?

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Speaker 5: During a special name that one hit Wonder edition of

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Speaker 5: twenty Oh wow.

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Speaker 6: Here's how it works.

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Speaker 5: You give me a number and I'll play you the

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Speaker 5: instrumental of a popular one hit wonder song, and if

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Speaker 5: you tell me the name of the song, you're still

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Speaker 5: in the game.

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Speaker 3: When we play instrumentals, I know because I know it,

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Speaker 3: but I don't know it.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know. Like the music that we play,

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Speaker 2: like currently.

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Speaker 3: Current music, almost everybody is one hit wonders.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, let's start with the woman who I call a

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Speaker 5: two hit wonder because she hits the road and then

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Speaker 5: subsequently hits other cars.

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Speaker 6: That's Alexis.

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Speaker 5: Alexis, give me a number one through twenty please five,

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Speaker 5: here's your one hit wonder.

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Speaker 7: A.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, aren't really only one hit wonder. I know that

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Speaker 3: somebody that I used to know that.

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Speaker 8: I used to know title they I know who they are.

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Speaker 6: That is go to featuring Kimbra Alexis. Now that, let's

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Speaker 6: move over to Brook.

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Speaker 5: Okay, need a number from your Brook then verse seven,

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Speaker 5: here's your one hit wonder.

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Speaker 3: My Sharona, Oh my god. Oh this hey Nicky, Oh

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Speaker 3: Mickey you fine?

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Speaker 6: You need the title. I need a final guest.

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Speaker 3: I need the title. Oh Mickey.

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Speaker 6: Oh, Mickey is incorrect. It's called Mickey.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, broke. It was an incorrect guess. I'm doing

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Speaker 5: my job here.

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Speaker 3: Professional putting into the title.

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Speaker 5: I was just saying, oh, incorrect, Hose, I need a

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Speaker 5: number from you, number four, okay, Hose, here's your one

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Speaker 5: hit wonder.

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Speaker 9: Oh ay, everybody, the macarena is correct.

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Speaker 6: From nineteen ninety six by lost Rhea.

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Speaker 2: Killed that dance in middle school.

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Speaker 3: I bet you dance.

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Speaker 2: I was so good at it. Everyone was like dominated

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Speaker 2: the dance floor.

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Speaker 3: With that one alone alone.

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Speaker 5: All right, Jeffrey, it's your attorney to number from number one,

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Speaker 5: number one. Okay, jeff here's your one hit wonder.

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Speaker 2: Oh this isn't a very PC song anymore.

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Speaker 10: Kicks.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't when it came out either.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, it's really bad popped up kicks.

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Speaker 6: Pop ups.

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Speaker 5: People not like Reebok or something. Pop up Kicks is correct.

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Speaker 5: I hardly know him. That's by Foster the People. We're

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Speaker 5: back to Alexis now, this is number.

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Speaker 3: I go back in. I want to play too bad eleven.

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Speaker 6: Number eleven Alexis. Here is your one hit Wonder?

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Speaker 3: Oh what's the title? My gosh, I can't think of

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Speaker 3: it either, dude. There was a lee Vis commercial to

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Speaker 3: play this song, and I thought the Leevia's commercial was

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Speaker 3: so good back in the day.

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Speaker 11: I'm pretty sureen song no, yes, can I get in?

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Speaker 2: Needs a guest, but I don't know.

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry, Ilex.

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Speaker 5: That was tainted Love by Sophell from nineteen eighty six.

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Speaker 6: Do you still want back in?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 13: Good to know.

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Speaker 5: Jose Ron Jose need a number from you if you

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Speaker 5: get this wrong. Jeffrey wins the one hit Wonder? Okay, Jose,

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Speaker 5: here is your one hit wonder.

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Speaker 12: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: It's ah Jake.

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Speaker 3: It's called follow Me yep, I have.

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Speaker 6: I mean official one. How many words is that you?

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Speaker 12: Let her go?

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Speaker 13: Let her go?

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Speaker 6: It's correct?

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Speaker 5: The Frozen spin off Wow by Passenger from twenty twelve.

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Speaker 5: Over to Jeffrey, Jeffrey, you gotta get this right to

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Speaker 5: stay in the game.

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Speaker 2: You number one nineteen please mean.

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Speaker 6: Jeffery, here's your one hit wonder?

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Speaker 2: Oh summ agone?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't care, I don't care.

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Speaker 2: In correct, it's called I Love it dare my conopop

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Speaker 2: you know who?

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Speaker 6: It was like Icono pop featuring Charlie XCX, And that.

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Speaker 5: Means Jose has won today's mish up plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 3: It was fun.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, since Jose one, he gets to choose who

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Speaker 2: sings one of the one hit wonders. Somebody that I

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Speaker 2: used to know by goats. Ye, who's it going to

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Speaker 2: be to you?

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Speaker 1: Jeff You should have known the last one of your

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Speaker 1: best thing.

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Speaker 2: I frankly don't care, but you didn't have to cut

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Speaker 2: me off, making it out like it ain't ever happened.

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Speaker 13: And we would.

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Speaker 3: You hit puberty in the middle of that.

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Speaker 2: That's your chocolar question of the.

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Speaker 12: Day, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: What does your inner voice sound like? Like the voice

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Speaker 2: in your head when you're talking to your son sounds

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Speaker 2: like me?

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Speaker 3: I think I think it sounds like me too.

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Speaker 2: Do you have a different voice, I imagine Brooks sounds

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Speaker 2: like well, slam my grits and call me sassy.

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Speaker 14: Gosh, golly, my co host sure is a tall, dark

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Speaker 14: glass of sweet goat it. Lord, I swear every time

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Speaker 14: he jabbers on that there microphone, that fella's voice could

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Speaker 14: melt the butter on a corn biscuit.

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Speaker 3: Well, I do enjoy some goat milk. My inner voices

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Speaker 3: you never said that, really?

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Meanwhile, while my inner voice is like, oh pity,

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Speaker 2: there she goes again, my esteemed female cohort.

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Speaker 15: God bless her simplistic little soul in her rental attire,

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Speaker 15: the way she foolishly banters on about local gossip and

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Speaker 15: community events, as if our listeners truly give it the

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Speaker 15: care about school bake.

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Speaker 2: Sales when they could be discussing the finer points of

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Speaker 2: Bordeaux vintages. That's kind of what I hear.

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Speaker 3: And let's go get box one and just have a

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Speaker 3: drink together.

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Speaker 2: My co host has returneth just in time to hear

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Speaker 2: our regular voices for a brand new What's on your mind?

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Speaker 2: It's coming up?

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I get ninety five percent of my exercise these days

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Speaker 2: from just shaking my head in disbelief it's brooken. Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the morning, work.

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Speaker 3: Out why your jawlines look at so snatch.

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Speaker 2: The majority of that incredulous head shaking happens during this

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Speaker 2: segment What's on your Mind, where I go around asking

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Speaker 2: my co host what they've been thinking about and just

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Speaker 2: shake my head and disappointment. Starting with Brook What's on

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Speaker 2: your Mind?

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Speaker 3: I have the best follow up? So were if you

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Speaker 3: were here last week at this time, you know that

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Speaker 3: my daughter was selected to be the VIP of the

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Speaker 3: kids club for our major League baseball team.

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Speaker 2: Nice pride to the organization. Well done, Brook, Well.

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Speaker 3: The player, her favorite player, came to our house. It

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Speaker 3: was the most I was so nervous because it was

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Speaker 3: a surprise. So my daughter had no idea. We pulled

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Speaker 3: her out of school, told her that she was going

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Speaker 3: to the doctors, and my heart was raising. So the

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Speaker 3: was supposed to call for Nora to come to the

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Speaker 3: corner and it is pure shocked. Face is just like.

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Speaker 4: It is her favorite player standing at her doorstep.

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Speaker 2: I can't imagine.

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Speaker 3: I would cry, you guys.

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Speaker 4: I could see like her brain could not process what

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Speaker 4: was happening.

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Speaker 2: If she's like Mama, she's gonna let out a curse word. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: doesn't happen.

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Speaker 3: No, she comes inside, they sit down. This man is

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Speaker 3: the gentlest like gives her so much space to like

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Speaker 3: just be what she needed to be. She's trying to

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Speaker 3: ask him questions, but her brain isn't working, so I'm

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Speaker 3: like trying to help her remember some things that she

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Speaker 3: would ask normally about baseball. And finally, after fifteen minutes,

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Speaker 3: I just said to her, I said, Nora, you can

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Speaker 3: just started bawling.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, is this a meet and greet with a

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Speaker 2: professional athlete or a therapy session? What's going on? Where's

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Speaker 2: everybody breaking down and cry?

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Speaker 3: He comes over and gives her a hug, and he says,

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Speaker 3: it's okay, let's go outside and play some catch. So

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Speaker 3: they go outside and play catch, and you guys, it

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Speaker 3: Thanks for You're welcome, Jeffrey. What's on your mind?

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Speaker 2: So I moved into my very first house this past weekend.

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Speaker 3: It's it's the old house.

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Speaker 6: That's the old house.

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Speaker 2: But do you know how hard it is to pack

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Speaker 3: You may need to get a cap. That would be

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Speaker 2: The whole Circle of Life going in the new place

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Speaker 2: by so long, Batcave. I'm on the new spot.

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Speaker 3: I love Let's go rat Cave texting.

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Speaker 2: Seven eight five nine to tell us what's been on

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Speaker 12: The morning, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. The show that

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Speaker 12: I love the name.

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Speaker 4: One of my highlights every day is like responding to

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Speaker 2: For Jeffure, That's what I said, We totally want to.

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Speaker 2: It's exactly like this text that I'm very excited to

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Speaker 2: It says Alexis is doing so well with your crew.

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Speaker 2: Smiley cry emoji. I'm her age and it can't be

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Speaker 4: Exactly, Just listen again or just go back listen to

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Speaker 16: You know.

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Speaker 2: It is a new use for our podcast, though, use

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Speaker 2: Is my mom ruined my engagement?

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Speaker 12: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I never should have told her what restaurant we were

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Speaker 3: Wait, sounds like your moment.

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Speaker 2: Well, how did they recognize me in my rainbow wig

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Speaker 12: Give her Tex eight too, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: When you look at people's bucket list items and the

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Speaker 3: Because they're all cool and fun.

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Speaker 2: It's always the same though. Let me guess you want

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, you want to swim with the dolphins?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Sure, you want to microdose horse tranks with Nicholas Cage

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Speaker 13: Steal the doctor?

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Speaker 3: I'm so hard.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, been there, done that? Be original? Okay. You know

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Speaker 2: Now that's a unique, fun life goal to set for yourself.

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Speaker 2: And we've got two listeners who think they can cross

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Speaker 3: Two hopeless das one app then dares you, guys swipe right.

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Speaker 12: The question is whose love life is more tragic?

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Speaker 2: It's battle love a Tinder date. It's sedating segment that's

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Speaker 2: Battle of the Tinder Dates.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's a description.

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Speaker 2: Were two of our listeners square off to find out

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Speaker 2: is being flown to Guatemala, then sacrificing a virgin on

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Speaker 4: If we go back in time for that, tourist attraction

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Speaker 2: Not if you want it hard enough, brook And in

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Speaker 2: Now they know that. Here's how the game works. One

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Speaker 17: So we went to dinner, okay, and he was seeing

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Speaker 3: Okay, So he's the one that you need to sacrifice.

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Speaker 17: Yes, he would have deserved it. And then he did pay,

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Speaker 12: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 17: Yeah, we say goodbye. In the parking lot and I

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Speaker 7: From my ex husband.

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Speaker 6: Oh, oh my god.

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Speaker 17: So apparently he just uses that restaurant to bring kinder

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Speaker 7: Okay? After a guy took me out and I say,

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Speaker 7: I thought he was joking, you did, I did.

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Speaker 3: It's a good kiss, Jeff, It's a good guess.

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Speaker 7: The next day, I've seen the money is actually taken

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Speaker 2: On to round two. We're back to you.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 17: you know, obviously don't have a baby. I'm like, could

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Speaker 17: it be a neighbor, but I've never heard one. And

451
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Speaker 17: then I look down and he's playing a clip on

452
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Speaker 17: his phone of a little kid, a toddler throwing a tantrum.

453
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Speaker 17: Oh sounds like And I was like, what is that?

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Speaker 18: Why are you doing that?

455
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:27,359
Speaker 17: And he said he wants to see what I would

456
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Speaker 17: be like as a mom and how I react in

457
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Speaker 17: stressful situations with kids.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh oh, but yeah.

459
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Speaker 17: It took me like another thirty forty five minutes to

460
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Speaker 17: finish up dinner, and the whole time he's just holding

461
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Speaker 17: it there. Didn't offer to help.

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Speaker 2: Also, by the way, did you go and cradle his

463
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:46,400
Speaker 2: phone and like sing.

464
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Speaker 17: That's what he was looking for? Maybe I should have

465
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Speaker 17: You should have kicked him.

466
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, you should have kicked him out of your house.

467
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:58,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds like you dodged a bullet on that, Dana.

468
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Speaker 13: We're back to you, Okay.

469
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Speaker 7: Well, I met a very well dressed man for drinks

470
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:06,920
Speaker 7: and he spent the whole night talking about his company,

471
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:13,000
Speaker 7: his company, company, we started, he traveled for work.

472
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Speaker 2: He's proud of himself, maybe a little bit too much.

473
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,360
Speaker 3: I'm a very important man.

474
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was just like at me. But the bartender

475
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 7: became very interested, and so he started asking what your

476
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:29,200
Speaker 7: business was. That's when my date runs out of the cars,

477
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 7: comes back with a binder full of Pokemon cars, Pokemon cards.

478
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,520
Speaker 3: You can make a lot of money selling.

479
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Speaker 2: I think it's like really good holographic one. Yeah, holographic

480
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 2: charts are He had them all o.

481
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 7: Him and the bartender started doing a deal.

482
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Speaker 2: I snuck out, Yeah, missed opportunity. All right, we're onto

483
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Speaker 2: the third and final round. That means we need your

484
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:01,080
Speaker 2: best stories here, lady, so Erica, what are you Okay?

485
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Speaker 17: I went over to a guy's house. He has one

486
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:07,960
Speaker 17: of those really fancy he like Stanles steel fridge is

487
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Speaker 17: with like the display screen on the front, like the

488
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Speaker 17: little tea, like.

489
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 3: The computer fridge glassy.

490
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Speaker 17: They are really cool. So he runs to the bathroom

491
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Speaker 17: and I'm just watching. There's like a slide show of

492
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Speaker 17: like all the pictures on his phone that are going through,

493
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Speaker 17: and it's him and his mom, him and his family,

494
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 17: and then there were pictures of him getting into this

495
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Speaker 17: really risque like animal costume, like almost like what a

496
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Speaker 17: girl in college would wear to a party.

497
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Speaker 2: I'm listening, going okay, and I'm.

498
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,680
Speaker 17: Standing there watching these weird pictures and then he comes

499
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Speaker 17: out and was like, oh my god, no, like you're

500
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:43,440
Speaker 17: not supposed to see those.

501
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,199
Speaker 7: And I was like, sorry, I'm a.

502
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 17: Little uncomfortable, like I got a run, and he goes,

503
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:54,520
Speaker 17: oh I got fridge blocked again. Yeah, so this isn't

504
00:25:54,600 --> 00:26:01,680
Speaker 17: the part time that's happened, Dana.

505
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:02,879
Speaker 2: This is your last chance.

506
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,360
Speaker 7: I met a guy who said he was really into cycling,

507
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,479
Speaker 7: and so am I. You know, so we meet one

508
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:09,440
Speaker 7: morning for a ride.

509
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:10,640
Speaker 13: How beautiful, right, Yeah?

510
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 7: He shows up naked?

511
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 2: Who naked?

512
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,400
Speaker 3: Like he took his clothes off, but they were already gone.

513
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,520
Speaker 7: They're already gone nothing. But at homide.

514
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:19,400
Speaker 2: Wow.

515
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,159
Speaker 7: He told me he's all about showed up being aerodynamic.

516
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 7: So we started riding. You know, I'm like, oh, no,

517
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:27,879
Speaker 7: you you do?

518
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 3: You go in front or behind?

519
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 7: I went in front. I was fleeing basically, Oh my god.

520
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 7: He was actually really good. So I ended up next

521
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:40,879
Speaker 7: to him until I had to make an excuse that

522
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,399
Speaker 7: I was feeling sick, so I put to stop the

523
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:43,119
Speaker 7: bike and get out.

524
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:46,719
Speaker 2: Oh there is something to his aerodynamic thing. You couldn't

525
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:50,160
Speaker 2: out run him, so yeah, maybe has a point. All right,

526
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 2: there's the final bell that means the match is over

527
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,680
Speaker 2: and we need to score this. Alexis who you vote for?

528
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 3: Erica for having to listen to a crying baby for

529
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Speaker 3: a long time.

530
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Speaker 2: One for Erica.

531
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Speaker 3: Brook naked by Baker almost got me, but he wasn't

532
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 3: creepy enough, So I'm doing baby cry test.

533
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 2: That means congratulations, Messo America Erica. Nine out of ten

534
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 2: relationship therapists quit their careers after learning about your love. Congratulations.

535
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 17: I don't know if I should be honored or insulted,

536
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:19,439
Speaker 17: but here we are.

537
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, both both can be true.

538
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,439
Speaker 2: Make sure you text it in seven, eight, five, nine

539
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:24,880
Speaker 2: two if you want to up here. On the next

540
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 2: edition of Battle of the Tinder Dates, we got your

541
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 2: phone tap coming.

542
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 12: Up Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

543
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 2: In today's phone Tap, Brooke poses as a wedding planner,

544
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 2: but not just any wedding planner, a last second fill

545
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 2: in for a bride who's supposed to get married just

546
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Speaker 2: weeks from now.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, she's so easy going and not stressed

548
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 3: at all.

549
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, and when Brooke is in charge of planning your wedding,

550
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 2: I can promise you two things. One it'll be elegant,

551
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:54,440
Speaker 2: and two it'll be way over budget. Within the first

552
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 2: twenty four hours. Oh, don't believe me. You'll hear it

553
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:02,119
Speaker 2: in your phone tap right now, mornings on the twenty.

554
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:08,080
Speaker 3: Hello, I'm calling from events and wedding planning. My name

555
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 3: is Sarah Finaglamore.

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00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 18: Okay, how are you doing.

557
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,120
Speaker 3: Are you Tiffany?

558
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 7: Yes I am, I'm sweet.

559
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,640
Speaker 3: Well, I'm calling to tell you that Aubrey has quit

560
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 3: from the company and I'm taking over your little event.

561
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 18: Are you serious. We've been planning this past four months together.

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00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 3: Trust me, you're in much better hands now. I have

563
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:37,440
Speaker 3: worked with everyone from princes to politicians to certain celebrities.

564
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 18: Okay, well, I.

565
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 3: Don't like to name names, but have you heard of Nelly?

566
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 6: Yes?

567
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 13: I have.

568
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 3: I worked with a fourth Saint lunatic in his crew. Well,

569
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 3: not to brag, not to brag.

570
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:56,240
Speaker 18: I don't know if I brag about that.

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00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 3: Yes, humility is becoming on people, isn't it. So back

572
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 3: to you. I'm going over your budget and I saw

573
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 3: an error. It almost made me laugh out loud.

574
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 18: What's my clove?

575
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 2: Error?

576
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 18: Did you find?

577
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 3: How unbecoming?

578
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 2: Laughter?

579
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 13: Oh?

580
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 3: Oh yes, someone forgot a zero. It said your budget

581
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 3: was only forty thousand dollars.

582
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 18: Yes, that's my budget and I'm sticking to my budget.

583
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 18: What so how would it be more than that? That's

584
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 18: as much as that's moves I could pay right now

585
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:27,880
Speaker 18: for everything.

586
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 3: Excuse me, Tiffany, it is right. You're joking.

587
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:34,520
Speaker 18: No, I'm serious. My budget is forty thousand in that's it.

588
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 18: It's been stressful planning this wedding. It's in a couple

589
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 18: of weeks. I don't have time to I'm just.

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Speaker 3: Going to interrupt you right there and let you know

591
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,320
Speaker 3: I was planning to spend that much just for your napkins.

592
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 18: Now that's outrages. Was I spend forty thousand just for nappings?

593
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 15: Why?

594
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 17: Anything?

595
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 3: Why is because there's special Egyptian napkins flown in from Turkey.

596
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 18: I don't care where they're from.

597
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 3: I didn't act for that into our agreement which you

598
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 3: signed with Aubrey. We have full authority to spend whatever

599
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 3: we deem appropriate for your occasion.

600
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 18: Wow, I need to think disagreement because this doesn't make

601
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 18: any sense.

602
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 3: Right. So, I'm guessing from your tone that it's going

603
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 3: to be a no on the imported moondust confetti. Imported

604
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 3: What you don't know moondust confetti?

605
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 13: No?

606
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 18: I don't know what is it.

607
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 3: It's naturally harvested from the lunar's surface during secret NAS emissions.

608
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 3: It's so hot right now. I lost ten thousand dollars

609
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 3: per handful.

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00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 18: I'm sorry, you can't be serious.

611
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 3: I need to be honest with you.

612
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 18: I'm not getting moons as confetti.

613
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 3: I don't normally work with clients who are so cheap.

614
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 18: You called me cheap.

615
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,120
Speaker 3: Oh no, I think your budget called you cheap. Actually,

616
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 3: excuse me.

617
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 5: What did you say?

618
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 12: You know what?

619
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Speaker 3: I'm just going to cross that off. Moondust is out, yes,

620
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 3: cross it off now. Well, I will have to tell

621
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 3: you that I can't do anything at your bouquet made

622
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 3: entirely of endangered rainforest orchids, though what already purchased.

623
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Speaker 18: We didn't talk about this.

624
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 3: Each flower is flown in individually via private jet, costing

625
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 3: five thousand dollars per se. No, no outrage from environmentalists.

626
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 3: Oh my god, did make me laugh.

627
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 18: You shouldn't be laughing right now. You're really stressing me out.

628
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 18: I don't have this kind of money.

629
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 3: Are you upset because you're one of those tree huggers?

630
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 13: Stop talking.

631
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 12: I don't know what this is.

632
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 18: It seems like you're the wrong planner for me and

633
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 18: it's completely out of my budget.

634
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 3: I'm wrong. No one has ever fired Saraphina Glamore.

635
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 18: Well, this is the first time you're fired.

636
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 3: You're done. Actually, you should think about firing your friend

637
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,240
Speaker 3: Tanisha or Le's getting her out of your wedding party.

638
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 3: She's the one that set you up for this prank

639
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 3: phone call.

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00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 18: What the hell are you talking about?

641
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, because this is actually broke from the radio show

642
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Tanisha set you up

643
00:31:59,320 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 3: for a phone town.

644
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 18: Are you freaking kidding me?

645
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 3: Did?

646
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 4: He just said you were really stressed about your wedding

647
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 4: and she said, chill.

648
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 3: Out, relax?

649
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 18: Wow imported us.

650
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 3: Oh did you want me to add that back onto

651
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 3: the list?

652
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 13: No? No, you guys are crazy.

653
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 3: I may be able to get it off market for

654
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 3: only eight thousand dollars a handful. Oh my god, what

655
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 3: a bargain, right, weeke up?

656
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 12: Every morning was foom tap weekday mornings on the twenties

657
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 12: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

658
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 2: If you end a sentence by saying quote not in

659
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 2: a creepy way, does that ever make it better?

660
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 6: Why are you laughing, ladies.

661
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 3: You're not laughing in a creepy way.

662
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 2: For example, I walked into a seven eleven and I

663
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 2: looked at the hot dog case, not in a creepy way.

664
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Speaker 4: That was a fine sentence before you kept talking.

665
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 2: And that's what one of our listeners did on the

666
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 2: phone today while describing portions of his date. You tell

667
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 2: us of him saying that makes it any better in

668
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 2: your second date update. Right after that second date update.

669
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Speaker 2: If you've ever gone fishing, rule number one is go

670
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Speaker 2: where the fish are, usually some type of body of water.

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00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 2: It's a good place to start fishing on dry lands.

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00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 3: No, not good start, ja.

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Speaker 12: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people don't even put that first though.

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Speaker 2: They're more worried about baiting their hook, polishing their lure,

676
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 2: making it look all sexy with lipstick and body glitter.

677
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 13: I just know.

678
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 2: Our listener Colin said that his dating strategy is to

679
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 2: go where the fish are and apply lipstick later. So Colin,

680
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 2: happy to have you. Welcome to the show.

681
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 3: I'm so confused. Yeah, I think Colin's here to help.

682
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 2: Yes, Colin, you're the fishing expert. How you doing, dude?

683
00:33:59,240 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 13: Hey? Doing all right?

684
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 12: There?

685
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 2: You got so when you say, hey, Jeff, go attract

686
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 2: the fish.

687
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 3: You don't mean put lipstick on the lure, right.

688
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 13: I've never tried it. We'll put it those.

689
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, you said you mentioned you want to go

690
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 2: where the fish are when it comes to the dating world.

691
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 13: What what do you mean by that? You know, I

692
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 13: am active in the dating community. We'll say, I like

693
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,799
Speaker 13: meeting a lot of ladies and taking risks.

694
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 3: Okay, but but where where are you taking such risks?

695
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 13: Am going out of my comfort zone? And I started

696
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 13: going to bar classes.

697
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:31,800
Speaker 4: Oh like bar b A r r E.

698
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,440
Speaker 13: Bar b A r r E.

699
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 2: Oh I thought it was bar a. Is there an

700
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:39,320
Speaker 2: accent over the e?

701
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:42,360
Speaker 3: It's just bar but it's it's like it's kind of

702
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 3: like pilates, but it's more of a dance background.

703
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 2: My mom loves it. Yeah, ok so it's a workout though.

704
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's an exercise.

705
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:48,920
Speaker 13: Guys.

706
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 2: Okay, it's mostly women that go to those. It's not

707
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 2: a lot of guys.

708
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 3: Literally have never seen a dude in our class.

709
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 13: Okay, that's where the ladies are.

710
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:01,280
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, as one the only guys in the class,

711
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:04,359
Speaker 2: do you feel like the women there maybe respect you more?

712
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 13: Well? I don't know if the women like respected me.

713
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 13: Are they just laughed? I don't know. I got a

714
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:12,359
Speaker 13: little of both.

715
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 3: I need to tell you, if you tell them that

716
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,719
Speaker 3: you're there to hit on other women, they're going to

717
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:18,760
Speaker 3: kick you out of the class.

718
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 13: You didn't advertise that when you went no, no, you

719
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 13: don't say the quiet part out loud, you know what

720
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 13: I mean?

721
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, all right?

722
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 3: How did you parlay this bar class into a date?

723
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 13: So one of the women I met was Clarice, and

724
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 13: I was getting a lot of lass from her. I

725
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:37,239
Speaker 13: will be honest, I didn't even know what I was doing.

726
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 13: Some of the stretches were it's a very hard you know,

727
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:43,840
Speaker 13: it's harder than you think. Yeah, but I tried to

728
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 13: get on her same class schedule and basically anytime she

729
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 13: was going to be class. You know, I can't believe

730
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 13: you're hare.

731
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 3: How did you find something out like that trial in er?

732
00:35:54,200 --> 00:36:00,959
Speaker 2: Okay, break into her cell phone, you'll get the past.

733
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,760
Speaker 2: But every Wednesday she's.

734
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,800
Speaker 3: Here, So you're putting some energy into meeting Clarice.

735
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm in good shape now, I'll tell you that.

736
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:10,840
Speaker 12: You know.

737
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,840
Speaker 1: It's funny Brooks shows up to work every day his Jeffrey.

738
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:14,839
Speaker 3: You know, it gets a look.

739
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 2: I know She's always coming into the studio the same

740
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 2: time I'm coming into the studio. Is okay?

741
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:24,400
Speaker 3: Continue?

742
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 2: So okay you were? So you were going to the

743
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 2: same classes as Clarice was for many days, many weeks.

744
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:31,759
Speaker 2: How did that work?

745
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 13: She didn't seem totally grossed out by me, So eventually

746
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 13: I disass her out and we went to an escape

747
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 13: room together.

748
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 6: Oh that's a unique day.

749
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 2: You really got to be both into it, right, just

750
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 2: you too.

751
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 10: But you can book a just YouTube, I'm assuming.

752
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 13: Yeah, Yeah, it's fun. You know, it's we got out,

753
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 13: you know, quicker than I thought we would. I mean,

754
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 13: I saw most of the clues for us. Oh you did?

755
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 2: Did she escape you the whole time? I want to

756
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:04,479
Speaker 2: solve the puzzles, if you know what I'm saying.

757
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 13: We're having a good time. But also there's a camera

758
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,800
Speaker 13: in there, and you know you can't, like, you can't.

759
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,280
Speaker 3: Stand there long when they start sending the clues.

760
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 1: You don't have to be right, and it's competitive.

761
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,799
Speaker 2: You have a time limit to But it is dark

762
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 2: and like the lights are kind of like flickery and

763
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 2: romantic inside the.

764
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 3: Room, and that is not wrong. Empire one a helicopter.

765
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 13: Yeah, this is like Da Vinci code themed.

766
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:30,280
Speaker 2: Or whatever, maybe not quite as romantic.

767
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 3: So you guys escaped and then what.

768
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:37,880
Speaker 13: Then she stopped reaching out? You know wait wait.

769
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:39,960
Speaker 3: Wait did shrinks or anything? Did she talk?

770
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,440
Speaker 4: That sounds like she escaped out a different exit than you.

771
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 2: Exit?

772
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 12: No?

773
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 13: No, no, no, so like that they ended well, right

774
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,799
Speaker 13: we You know, I sized in front of her seld

775
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 13: clues in an escape room. I was flexing physically and

776
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 13: mentally and everything, and I thought it was doing good.

777
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 13: And now I'm you know, I'm not hearing back from her.

778
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,399
Speaker 2: Was there any romantic feeling after?

779
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 3: It's not really good date for small talk?

780
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 2: Were you able to establish some sort of romantic connection

781
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:08,840
Speaker 2: with her?

782
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 13: It can be flirty, you know, looking for clues together

783
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 13: like door they explore, you know, like oh, oh no,

784
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 13: I dropped the magnifying glass over here.

785
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 1: You know, I found one of the keys, but guess

786
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 1: which pocket is?

787
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:33,280
Speaker 2: People don't think romance and Dora the explorer for yourself.

788
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,240
Speaker 3: Have you not seen her at bar class?

789
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 13: No? Not not lately I've been trying to, you know,

790
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,360
Speaker 13: figure out what classes she's going to, and like not

791
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 13: a creepy way. But like, and now she's.

792
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:47,360
Speaker 6: Changed her schedule.

793
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 3: I feel like anytime you say something and then follow

794
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 3: it with not in a creepy way, it's always a

795
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 3: creepy a little bit of a red flash.

796
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 2: That's okay, because we're going to come back and do

797
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,760
Speaker 2: your second date update. Call her not in a creepy

798
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 2: to go out with your second date update right after

799
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 2: this hold on second date update. Some guys try to

800
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 2: pick up women at the bar, but our listener, Colin,

801
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:16,360
Speaker 2: he picks up women at the bar as in the

802
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 2: exercise class geared towards women, and he was the only

803
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:24,399
Speaker 2: dude in there. Kept going to the same classes as

804
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 2: a girl named Clarice, who he took a liking to. Clearly,

805
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 2: those three pound weight lunges impressed her because she agreed

806
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 2: to a date with him at an escape room. Just

807
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 2: the two of them.

808
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 3: Do not make fun of those three pounds. You will

809
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,760
Speaker 3: be shaking and sweating.

810
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 2: And I'm shaking in fear just thinking about it. But

811
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 2: the two of them solved the puzzle together and that

812
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 2: was basically it. Afterwards, she left, which brings me to

813
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 2: my question, Because the one thing you didn't tell us, Colin,

814
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,320
Speaker 2: was that supposed to be the entire date? Just the

815
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 2: escape room like thirty minutes and then it was done.

816
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:03,720
Speaker 13: No, I'm not a psycho.

817
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, what was your plan?

818
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 13: Obviously like activity and then like go to a bar

819
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:14,439
Speaker 13: or whatever?

820
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 3: You know, Am I the only one that feels like

821
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:18,840
Speaker 3: escape rooms sounds more fun after the drinks?

822
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:19,359
Speaker 16: Yeah?

823
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:20,919
Speaker 12: It does.

824
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 2: So just to be clear, you did go to a

825
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:25,400
Speaker 2: bar afterwards or you didn't?

826
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 16: No?

827
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 13: No, So we were outside after the thing I invited

828
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 13: after a drink and she said she didn't have the time,

829
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,799
Speaker 13: which again, will you early?

830
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:41,839
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, maybe she found out about your little bar

831
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 3: ploy about showing up to the Oh that's right.

832
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 2: Maybe she realized that you can ever know you figured

833
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 2: out all her class schedules.

834
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:52,800
Speaker 13: So yeah, like it was a clue in the in

835
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 13: the room or something.

836
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 3: Talk and there's a lot of women in that class.

837
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:00,400
Speaker 2: Let's give Clarissa call here, see if she sers and

838
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 2: hopefully figure out what's going on. I'm dialing her number

839
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:04,360
Speaker 2: right now here we go.

840
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 10: Hello, Hey is this Clarice. This is hey Clarice.

841
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 2: My name is Jeff. There's a whole bunch of people

842
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 2: on the phone right now. We're a radio show. Called

843
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning the whole show. Okay,

844
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 2: Hi like hello, Hello, Sorry, your phone is a little weird.

845
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 18: Hello, there we go.

846
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't think phones are used to getting calls. No,

847
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 2: can you go to the store and buy a new

848
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 2: phone and then we'll call you back.

849
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:43,959
Speaker 19: Valid point.

850
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,280
Speaker 3: I know if we could just do text messages.

851
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 2: All over the radio. But we're doing a segment here.

852
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 2: It's called the Second Date Update. We're trying to help

853
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,919
Speaker 2: one of our listeners get in touch with you after

854
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 2: you went out on a date with him. His name

855
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 2: is Colin.

856
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, actually, I do you do what?

857
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 5: Yeah?

858
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't ask if you remembered him, but it's

859
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 2: nice that you offered that up.

860
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 3: She's even seemed surprised.

861
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 17: Good me, like you caught me out guard and.

862
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 3: We joke around a lot.

863
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 6: It's not you.

864
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a painfully sarcastic person and everybody loves it.

865
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:29,799
Speaker 2: So here's like, what do you want for me? Honestly, Well,

866
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,680
Speaker 2: we're trying to help Colin figure out if there's a

867
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:36,320
Speaker 2: reason why you two haven't met up again, because he

868
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 2: felt like you had a good connection. There weren't a

869
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:41,879
Speaker 2: lot of problems in the date, but we're not sure

870
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 2: if that's true.

871
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 19: Okay, Okay, so one like you're like you're asking me,

872
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 19: like why I don't want to meet with him again.

873
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 2: Or what or if that's even the case. We don't know,

874
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:55,479
Speaker 2: because all we know is that your guys' date ended

875
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 2: after the escape room. It seemed to end pretty quickly here.

876
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 19: Let me feel that for you, because I'm not, like,

877
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 19: I don't really have the time right now.

878
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 2: Apparently that's what you said after the escape room too.

879
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 19: So I laughed my purse in the escape room, and

880
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 19: so like I went back in to like ask the

881
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 19: person when you call him like sitting at the front door. Okay,

882
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 19: So like I when asked her and like we were

883
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 19: going to get it, and like she filled me in

884
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 19: on what was really.

885
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 7: Going on with him.

886
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 3: Let me just say that what why would she know?

887
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 19: Well, because apparently he is not a new customer. She

888
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 19: called him an escape room romeo.

889
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 2: That sounds nice.

890
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 7: I don't know.

891
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,280
Speaker 19: I didn't know what the cima.

892
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:49,839
Speaker 3: What does it mean?

893
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 2: It sounds like someone who's really romantic and good with

894
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:53,320
Speaker 2: their words.

895
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 19: Yeah, well, color me uneducated, because I'm pretty sure that

896
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 19: play ended with.

897
00:43:57,239 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 7: Him killing himself.

898
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, we know that didn't happen.

899
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 19: So what I was told, right, And that's just what

900
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Speaker 19: I was told, Like whatever, that it brings a lot

901
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 19: of girls with the same like escape room, but he

902
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:16,800
Speaker 19: comes on like the weekends and like practices uh little

903
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:20,400
Speaker 19: puzzles rights.

904
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 2: How to solve it so quickly? Yes, Oh what a

905
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 2: waste of his money that he was able to He

906
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 2: mentioned he was able to like solve everything really really quickly.

907
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:32,840
Speaker 4: He also mentioned he was brain flexing.

908
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 3: Do you remember that? Yeah? So wait, so you're saying

909
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 3: that he practices these puzzles in escape rooms to show

910
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:41,560
Speaker 3: off to women.

911
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:44,839
Speaker 17: Yeah, exactly, And that makes me feel better than one

912
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 17: I did.

913
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 1: We barely finished it and it was the easiest one

914
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:48,959
Speaker 1: and it was like an hour.

915
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,759
Speaker 2: So I was like, Wow, this guy's a genius. So

916
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 2: you're jealous that you're not the first woman that he

917
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 2: solved that puzzle with?

918
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 12: Turned off?

919
00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:00,959
Speaker 3: He spends his weekends doing that there, trying to show

920
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 3: off that he's smart. I mean, even if he's not

921
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:06,400
Speaker 3: doing it in a smart way, because at least he

922
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 3: thinks that that's something that's important.

923
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,360
Speaker 2: To that's a good point, you know.

924
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:13,319
Speaker 19: Yeah, So like I don't know what to think.

925
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 2: Well, I know who knows what you should think, and

926
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 2: that's Colin, who's on the other line listening and wanting

927
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 2: to talk.

928
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 13: To you right now.

929
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 4: Important to note this is the first time he's done this,

930
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 4: Yes with our show.

931
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 2: First time caller to a second date, up date, Colin,

932
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 2: Are you there?

933
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 13: I am, Hello, high Cleary, Hi, call it. Well, I'm

934
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 13: a little embarrassed.

935
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's okay.

936
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 2: It's not every day you get called a Romeo.

937
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:40,719
Speaker 12: No.

938
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:44,400
Speaker 13: I thought we had a good date. I don't know.

939
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:47,240
Speaker 19: Yeah, okay, But the thing is is that, like according

940
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,359
Speaker 19: to your history, I'm not the first one.

941
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 18: Like this is a game to you.

942
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:52,320
Speaker 19: I'm not trying to play games.

943
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 13: It's an escape room that's always going to be.

944
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,840
Speaker 3: Listen, listen. I don't know that he's trying to play games.

945
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,279
Speaker 3: Maybe he is, maybe he isn't. But some people just

946
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 3: like to go somewhere on a date where they're comfortable

947
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 3: and they feel like they can be themselves.

948
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 4: And maybe maybe he feels most of the inside an

949
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:14,359
Speaker 4: escape room.

950
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:18,880
Speaker 19: No, he's doing this same exact room with like multiple women.

951
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 2: Well, sure we think that, but.

952
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 19: He's trying to like pretend he's smart, Like I don't

953
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:24,840
Speaker 19: think he's smart.

954
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:28,439
Speaker 2: Well, none of us are really smart on this show.

955
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 2: So I think he deserves credit just for even going

956
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:35,800
Speaker 2: through the effort of planning.

957
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:36,799
Speaker 13: This for you than.

958
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 4: This big room of dummies thinks that he did something.

959
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,719
Speaker 2: Okay, it's true. I mean most of the guys that

960
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 2: we talked to don't plan anything at all, and he

961
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 2: talked to him.

962
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:49,720
Speaker 4: He loves to take risks that doesn't happen a lot.

963
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:54,320
Speaker 3: Let alone memorize numeric codes. He shouldn't get out of it.

964
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,800
Speaker 19: So you guys, don't think this is some type of

965
00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 19: like scam because like he's running the sound other people all.

966
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 13: Sam he's running a scam.

967
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:04,280
Speaker 2: He's paying for everything.

968
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 3: Sounds boring for him. He's just lame.

969
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 12: I think.

970
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 13: Lame. No, dude, Like, I'm there like at least twice

971
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,840
Speaker 13: a month, maybe every week. I bring women with me

972
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,439
Speaker 13: every time, and it's dope. It works all the time.

973
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:26,920
Speaker 3: It works one time. You haven't had a second date

974
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:27,879
Speaker 3: with idy of those women.

975
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 13: That's a good point. I solved thest I should have

976
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 13: let to do it for it.

977
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 2: Oh right there. This guy plans, he thinks things through,

978
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 2: he can solve puzzles. He's humble.

979
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 3: He's getting harder to defend for me.

980
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 2: But I'm finding more and more reasons that you should

981
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 2: give him another shot, Clarice, And if you do, we

982
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:52,759
Speaker 2: would pay for that second date.

983
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,439
Speaker 19: He made me feel dumb on the date.

984
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,399
Speaker 2: Why because he was solving the clues before. You don't

985
00:47:58,480 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 2: let you solve some next time.

986
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 19: He made me feel like I was an idiot for

987
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 19: not knowing any of us, saying, yeah.

988
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 2: Love makes idiots of us. All is a very famous quote.

989
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 2: Look it up and it is, and it is, and

990
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 2: I think it's worth another shot with a guy that's

991
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 2: willing to go through all this effort for you. And

992
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 2: he's giving that same effort to many many women.

993
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:25,319
Speaker 3: So it doesn't help.

994
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 2: If you don't take it, someone else definitely will.

995
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 3: That is not the offer you think it is.

996
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:32,759
Speaker 2: Well, it's the best I can do.

997
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 17: So all right?

998
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 19: Can I just say fine? And as long as I

999
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 19: get a confirmation that he hasn't solved it before we

1000
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:40,239
Speaker 19: go in there.

1001
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:42,799
Speaker 6: You want to do another escape room?

1002
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 2: You just said it made me feel stupid.

1003
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 3: No, she wants to beat him. She's going to prove

1004
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 3: a point.

1005
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 2: All right, I'm down, He's o Damn, it's a successful

1006
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 2: second day. We're hooking YouTube of calling.

1007
00:48:58,160 --> 00:48:59,919
Speaker 4: Make that guy feel like a dummy on that data.

1008
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:03,399
Speaker 2: Now let's escape them and hang out all right, Bye bye,

1009
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 2: rookie Jeffrey in the morning. You know what we never

1010
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:08,879
Speaker 2: talked about in that second date update, how he kept

1011
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,799
Speaker 2: planning to run into her at that exercise class went.

1012
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 4: Out and we were trying to give him a chance

1013
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 4: to like get a date.

1014
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 2: Right, But that's how we met her. Plus then we

1015
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 2: found out he planned the escape room. I mean, this

1016
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:22,800
Speaker 2: guy is a great planner.

1017
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 3: When you put all those things together, I'm thinking maybe

1018
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:29,239
Speaker 3: her gut was right and she shouldn't have.

1019
00:49:29,239 --> 00:49:32,360
Speaker 2: Gone out with it. Really, I'm thinking, Brook you should

1020
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 2: hire him as your assistant. This guy has followed through.

1021
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 2: He could probably even paint the signs for your next protest.

1022
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 3: He probably already knows who my schedule is. Jeff Yeah,

1023
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 3: I know, if you're listening, just show up.

1024
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, make Brooks signed down with schools.

1025
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 6: Down with people.

1026
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 2: We get it, Brook, you have a lot of causes.

1027
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:53,320
Speaker 3: Teachers.

1028
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 2: Well, you need that assistant. I hate anyway. I hope

1029
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 2: that we do get another update from that couple so

1030
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,320
Speaker 2: we can finally learn once and for all, who's the

1031
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 2: smarter one between them and the Yet.

1032
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 3: It always works out well when we have intelligence battles

1033
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 3: on the show.

1034
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, so bring your intelligence on and we can try

1035
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 2: and help you with your dating life. We'll call that

1036
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 2: person who's not calling you back. Go check out all

1037
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:16,960
Speaker 2: of our second dates wherever you get your podcasts at

1038
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:17,319
Speaker 2: Brook and.

1039
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 12: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1040
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,879
Speaker 2: We don't normally do this during this portion of the show,

1041
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:27,439
Speaker 2: but it is time to recognize our hero of the week.

1042
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning Extra special one.

1043
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 2: I think so because this week's hero are the lawyers

1044
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:35,720
Speaker 2: over at the Walt Disney Company.

1045
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:39,400
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure they're hard at work.

1046
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 2: But what underappreciated underpaid? If you asked me. All started

1047
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:48,839
Speaker 2: because a family in England named the Mowbrays have been

1048
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 2: planning a big vacation to the Dominican Republic. But first

1049
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 2: they needed to get a passport for their seven year

1050
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:58,360
Speaker 2: old son. So they went down to the local passport office,

1051
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:02,440
Speaker 2: filled out an application and were immediately denied.

1052
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 3: Wait, what does this have to do with the Disney Why?

1053
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:11,719
Speaker 2: Because their son's name violates a Disney copyright because it's

1054
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:19,840
Speaker 2: Loki Skywalker. Cool name, but you legally can't print that

1055
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 2: on a passport without violating Disney rules.

1056
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 3: That can't be.

1057
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:29,719
Speaker 2: The parents. The thing is, their parents name their son

1058
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 2: Loki Skywalker because he was born on May the fourth,

1059
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 2: Star Wars Day, so they wanted to pay homage to

1060
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:40,800
Speaker 2: Disney into the Star Wars franchise. Luckily, the benevolent lawyers

1061
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:43,400
Speaker 2: over at Disney came up with a simple and easy solution.

1062
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,520
Speaker 2: All the family has to do is legally change their

1063
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:50,799
Speaker 2: son's name to something else, and then they can get

1064
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 2: a passport come on, or they need to contact Disney

1065
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:58,399
Speaker 2: directly and get written permission to use the name Skywalker.

1066
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:01,360
Speaker 3: That is that is so exhausting.

1067
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:04,000
Speaker 2: A stroke of genius, if you ask me, Broke. That's

1068
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 2: why Disney's lawyers are the Brook and Jeffrey heroes of

1069
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 2: the week.

1070
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 3: But I was going to name my son Darth Vader.

1071
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 3: Now I'm glad I didn't just for them.

1072
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 2: For the lawyers at Disney. We're doing a green Lightsaber

1073
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 2: edition of Laser Stories.

1074
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:23,719
Speaker 3: We're gonna be shut down.

1075
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:26,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, why do you think I'm doing it this way?

1076
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:34,360
Speaker 2: We're doing it right after this. It's the radio segment

1077
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 2: that's teaming up with marine biologists, and instead of just

1078
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 2: tagging great white sharks to track their movements, they're giving

1079
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 2: them gold GPS nose rings, yes, to help them look

1080
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:49,360
Speaker 2: more attractive to other mates. And biologists can still do

1081
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 2: their jobs. Can pull it off. Yeah, you know what

1082
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 2: I mean. You gotta be kind of a badass. Everybody

1083
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,799
Speaker 2: wins with Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird

1084
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 2: news stories from around the globe, just like everyone else does,

1085
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:04,880
Speaker 2: except we've got a laser and those other teeny marinis

1086
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:08,239
Speaker 2: just don't. This first laser story is out of North Carolina.

1087
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 2: A cable worker parked his bucket truck on the side

1088
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 2: of the road the other day while working on power lines. Yeah,

1089
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:17,400
Speaker 2: and while he was up in the bucket, a random

1090
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:20,840
Speaker 2: guy jumped in the driver's seat, stole the truck, and

1091
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,320
Speaker 2: started speeding down the road with the boom arm extending.

1092
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:28,319
Speaker 3: No, God, that is so scary. Did the guy even

1093
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:29,800
Speaker 3: realize Yeah.

1094
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:31,879
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure he knew that there was a guy

1095
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 2: up in the bucket. He drove more than half a

1096
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 2: mile before crashing on the side of the road. The

1097
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 2: boom hit a power line and caused a utility pull

1098
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:44,120
Speaker 2: to snap is a man Okay, the worker. The worker

1099
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:48,080
Speaker 2: got tossed from the bucket, but had a safety strap on,

1100
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:50,719
Speaker 2: so that ultimately saved his life.

1101
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 4: Dude, my dad owned a bucket truck when we were

1102
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 4: growing up.

1103
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:58,799
Speaker 3: We never had a safety strap. He would give us

1104
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:01,319
Speaker 3: rides in it. That's cut it out.

1105
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:06,200
Speaker 2: I see that I have safety straps in a special room.

1106
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:09,319
Speaker 2: It's a red room in my house. But he also

1107
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,440
Speaker 2: call it the bucket room. Yes, it's a different story,

1108
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:13,960
Speaker 2: and it's also saved you a lot. Anyway, the worker

1109
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:17,040
Speaker 2: ended up cutting the strap to free himself. And as

1110
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:19,480
Speaker 2: for the moron who stole the truck, he's an older

1111
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:22,520
Speaker 2: guy named Frank Moody who had just been released from

1112
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:27,799
Speaker 2: jail two hours earlier. Back home, just right back to jail. Dude,

1113
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:29,840
Speaker 2: that was an hour longer than the last time he

1114
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:31,360
Speaker 2: got released from jail, so he.

1115
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:33,279
Speaker 1: Waiting the whole time, and it's like the second thing,

1116
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:34,839
Speaker 1: let me out, I'm grabbing.

1117
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:36,480
Speaker 2: A truck and stealing it. Well, now he's back in

1118
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:39,800
Speaker 2: the slammer, facing charges for larceny of a motor vehicle

1119
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:41,400
Speaker 2: and assault with a deadly weapon.

1120
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:44,800
Speaker 3: That deadly truck, very deadly.

1121
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:49,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, this next Laser Stories out of Saskatchewan. Recently, some

1122
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 2: images have been going viral online showing new purple apples.

1123
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:59,719
Speaker 2: I'm showing my co host the photo of him. You

1124
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:02,080
Speaker 2: can and also you see them up on the Brook

1125
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:04,239
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey inst stories if you want to take a look.

1126
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:08,800
Speaker 2: They have vibrant purple skin, purple flesh on the inside.

1127
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:11,759
Speaker 3: I mean they look directly like they're out of a

1128
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:14,239
Speaker 3: Disney movie witch.

1129
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:19,239
Speaker 2: Thousands of people online are so hooked they've been desperately

1130
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:24,400
Speaker 2: trying to track them down. The viral post claimed the

1131
00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:28,840
Speaker 2: purple apple originates from Canada. It thrives in its chili climate,

1132
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 2: boasts a flavor profile reminiscent of cinnamon and banana, go

1133
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:38,800
Speaker 2: by the nickname Canadian Grapes.

1134
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:41,520
Speaker 3: Thing.

1135
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:45,560
Speaker 2: I want to a banana that tastes like cinnamon apple.

1136
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 3: That would be amazing, you know what I mean?

1137
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:50,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, The only problem is they don't really exist.

1138
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:56,719
Speaker 1: I would have spent one hundred bucks on Facebook buying these.

1139
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 3: It's a good ploy that you give it a nickname even,

1140
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:00,560
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?

1141
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 12: Story?

1142
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:04,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, is it just like AI?

1143
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:07,880
Speaker 2: There's AI generated images and the stuff about thriving in

1144
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 2: Chili climates and rich tapestries from the Saskatchewan people who

1145
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:17,160
Speaker 2: harvest them is complete nonsense. I choose to believe whatever

1146
00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:20,520
Speaker 2: you want facts or whatever you want them to be.

1147
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:24,800
Speaker 2: But that hasn't stopped orchards and nurseries up in Canada

1148
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:28,440
Speaker 2: from getting hundreds of calls daily asking about the purple

1149
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 2: apples from Apple enthusiasts online who got duped? Now it's

1150
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:34,400
Speaker 2: affect people.

1151
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:36,719
Speaker 3: No wait, throw some pain on those bad boys and

1152
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:37,520
Speaker 3: just make it real.

1153
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:42,279
Speaker 2: Actually, rumors are that China has noticed the trend and

1154
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:45,919
Speaker 2: is already selling knockoff purple apples on Tumu for two

1155
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:46,680
Speaker 2: bucks a pot.

1156
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, why do I feel like you get them? And

1157
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:49,520
Speaker 4: they're actually great.

1158
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:55,319
Speaker 2: This next laser story is out of Los Angeles. Every

1159
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 2: now and then you hear about a mystery that would

1160
00:56:57,239 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 2: be perfect for a TV detective. This one is right

1161
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:04,239
Speaker 2: up there because someone in California had their car broken into.

1162
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:07,360
Speaker 2: They were parked outside of a school, had gone inside

1163
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 2: the gym with their kid, and when they came back

1164
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:12,920
Speaker 2: out to the car, they noticed the rear passenger window

1165
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:13,800
Speaker 2: had been shattered.

1166
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:16,920
Speaker 3: But it's the worst feeling when you see it.

1167
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:19,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it probably happens thousands of times a day in

1168
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:22,160
Speaker 2: LA but this one was different because when the father

1169
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 2: and son looked inside, they saw that there was at

1170
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:29,240
Speaker 2: least one thing missing. It was a cardboard box that

1171
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:32,440
Speaker 2: was holding a million dollars in cash.

1172
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 3: Someone's carrying around the cardboard box. And two they just

1173
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 3: casually left it in their car.

1174
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:45,000
Speaker 2: FAYI they did take the cash to, not just the

1175
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:49,280
Speaker 2: box they have. It would be weird if they left

1176
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 2: all the money and just wanted to.

1177
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:52,440
Speaker 3: Come up blame the Robert at this point, like.

1178
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:58,120
Speaker 2: The box, that is the burning question. Police also say

1179
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:01,000
Speaker 2: they discovered a GPS device attached to the car that

1180
00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 2: the victim didn't seem to be aware of. So possibly

1181
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 2: whoever knew about the million bucks was following him and waiting.

1182
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:13,080
Speaker 2: We don't know. Unfortunately, there aren't any more details yet.

1183
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,520
Speaker 3: Get a million dollars in cash, you just pull up

1184
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:18,320
Speaker 3: to the bank and say, hey like to make a withdrawal?

1185
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:20,040
Speaker 6: Like no drug lords text it.

1186
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:23,479
Speaker 12: In cash.

1187
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:26,320
Speaker 2: The cops are investigating both the break in and the

1188
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:29,240
Speaker 2: claim for the missing million. We'll keep you updated, but

1189
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:32,560
Speaker 2: definitely smart move keeping all that cash and an unoccupied car.

1190
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:36,200
Speaker 3: What if it's just like insurance fraud? Where the dad's like, well,

1191
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:37,880
Speaker 3: I just read if I tell him whatever that the

1192
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 3: person sold, and I'll get the money.

1193
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:43,920
Speaker 2: Back interest his next laser stories out of Checklist Headquarters.

1194
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:48,040
Speaker 2: To do lists can help you stay on task and

1195
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:48,840
Speaker 2: get more done.

1196
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:49,720
Speaker 10: Yeah, for sure.

1197
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 2: But is it possible you're already getting too much done?

1198
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 12: I am tired.

1199
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 2: If you're feeling overwhelmed, One expert says, maybe you should

1200
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:02,080
Speaker 2: think about a to don't list instead.

1201
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:06,640
Speaker 3: I could check that one.

1202
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:07,400
Speaker 13: Just.

1203
00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:11,479
Speaker 2: To don't lists are for all the non essential things

1204
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:14,920
Speaker 2: that we like to do but shouldn't because it sucks

1205
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:19,880
Speaker 2: up all our time. Well, in the end, you don't

1206
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:21,840
Speaker 2: like it because you're like, oh, why did I waste

1207
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:22,800
Speaker 2: all my time doing that?

1208
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:27,640
Speaker 3: Don't get on TikTok before, don't.

1209
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:31,400
Speaker 2: Over commit to social engagements, don't offer to do favors

1210
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 2: for everybody who asks. And don't skip lunch.

1211
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 3: Well, I've never skipped a meal in my life, So

1212
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:39,360
Speaker 3: about that one.

1213
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:41,920
Speaker 2: I' never on there. But unlike to do list, you

1214
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,520
Speaker 2: don't need to make one every single day. Just do

1215
00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:48,120
Speaker 2: it once and check in on it occasionally to remind

1216
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:50,600
Speaker 2: yourself of all the stuff you shouldn't be doing and

1217
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:52,560
Speaker 2: to see if there's anything else you need to add

1218
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:52,840
Speaker 2: to it?

1219
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:54,920
Speaker 3: Okay? Could I put to don't worry about the to

1220
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 3: do list?

1221
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 2: Is that that's creative taking care of it all, Jeffy,

1222
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:04,080
Speaker 2: what's on this guys to don't list? Don't get distracted

1223
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:06,560
Speaker 2: by the new balance store when driving to get the

1224
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:10,160
Speaker 2: gross He's already been banned from the premises to why

1225
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:11,560
Speaker 2: keep pushing right?

1226
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:13,120
Speaker 13: And that sound is.

1227
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:15,960
Speaker 2: Him going after the guy with the spinny sign out front,

1228
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:18,680
Speaker 2: and that means Laser Stories has come to an end

1229
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:20,600
Speaker 2: for the day. We're gonna do it, same time.

1230
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:23,400
Speaker 12: On Friday, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1231
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:34,600
Speaker 2: Mike is a return caller to this segment. He's owing

1232
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:37,040
Speaker 2: one against you, and the last time that he was

1233
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 2: on he mentioned he worked in code enforcement, which I

1234
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:45,120
Speaker 2: told him didn't sound like a very sexy job. So

1235
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:50,600
Speaker 2: he took my advice to heart, quit his job and

1236
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:55,959
Speaker 2: is now a stunt driver on location, ready to ride

1237
01:00:56,080 --> 01:01:01,160
Speaker 2: his vespa over a pile of burning buses. Red that

1238
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 2: engine for us.

1239
01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:12,960
Speaker 6: You are now, Mike, welcome back.

1240
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:16,400
Speaker 3: I just grew chest hair from here in that and

1241
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:16,880
Speaker 3: I just.

1242
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:19,080
Speaker 7: Felt like I shrunk to age ten.

1243
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:23,840
Speaker 2: It's a good place to live yeah, if you're ready

1244
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:27,360
Speaker 2: to come back and claim victory today, Mike, absolutely, Well,

1245
01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:29,920
Speaker 2: let's get right to it. Brooke is leaving the studio.

1246
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:32,640
Speaker 2: You got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.

1247
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:34,160
Speaker 2: If you don't know when, you could say pass. But

1248
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:35,800
Speaker 2: you have to beat her outright if you want to win.

1249
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:36,600
Speaker 2: Are you ready?

1250
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 13: Heck?

1251
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:40,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, good luck, my man. Your time starts now. Mark

1252
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:42,880
Speaker 2: Hamill celebrates a birthday today. He's best known for playing

1253
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:47,320
Speaker 2: what character in the Star Wars franchise, Luke Skywalker. In education,

1254
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:50,960
Speaker 2: the acronym stem, the S stands for science, the tea

1255
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:53,840
Speaker 2: stands for technology. Is for engineering? What's the M for?

1256
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:55,960
Speaker 13: No idea past?

1257
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 2: What city is known for its deep dish, rectangular pizza

1258
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:03,880
Speaker 2: with the thick fluff crust Chicago? In the Diehard movie franchise,

1259
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:07,720
Speaker 2: who played John McClain Bruce Will who's in charge of

1260
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:09,720
Speaker 2: the executive branch of the US government?

1261
01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:13,680
Speaker 13: H No clue? Pass?

1262
01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:16,680
Speaker 2: Well, pass on that one like a sexy man does.

1263
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:19,600
Speaker 2: Well done. Mike, Brooke is coming back into the studio here,

1264
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,800
Speaker 2: and Mike is a father of two children, ten and

1265
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:26,360
Speaker 2: seventeen years old. His favorite thing about fall, he says,

1266
01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:31,280
Speaker 2: is kids' sports. Is it driving them everywhere, Mike, because

1267
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 2: that's definitely not Brook's favorite part right now.

1268
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:37,160
Speaker 7: I just, I honestly, I enjoy watching I mean it

1269
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:39,400
Speaker 7: really is, like and I think that's what it's come

1270
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:41,400
Speaker 7: down to for me, is just being present.

1271
01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:43,360
Speaker 13: You know, I'm really with you.

1272
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:43,880
Speaker 9: I love it.

1273
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:47,120
Speaker 3: I love watching my kids sports more than any professional

1274
01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:47,920
Speaker 3: game I've ever been to.

1275
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:48,520
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1276
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:51,080
Speaker 2: Now, have you been like Brooke, Mike and fought one

1277
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:53,080
Speaker 2: of the umpires when you disagreed with a call?

1278
01:02:53,760 --> 01:03:01,479
Speaker 13: Well, no, I haven't, but I've done it plenty of times.

1279
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:02,200
Speaker 12: Yeah.

1280
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:05,680
Speaker 3: Okay, most of our referees are round age thirteen fourteen,

1281
01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:06,880
Speaker 3: so they're pretty easy to fight.

1282
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:13,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, gets the al. Well done, Brook, no headlocks here?

1283
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:14,920
Speaker 2: Are you ready to answer some questions?

1284
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:15,280
Speaker 13: Yeah?

1285
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:18,600
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Mark Hamill celebrates a birthday today.

1286
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:20,960
Speaker 2: He's best known for playing what character in the Star

1287
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:25,160
Speaker 2: Wars franchise, Luke Skywalker. In education, the acronym STEM, the

1288
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:28,600
Speaker 2: S stands for science, the TEA stands for technology is

1289
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:32,160
Speaker 2: for engineering. What's the M stand for what? City is

1290
01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:35,400
Speaker 2: known for its deep dish rectangular pizza with a thick,

1291
01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:36,160
Speaker 2: fluffy crust.

1292
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:39,800
Speaker 3: Rectangular is Detroit.

1293
01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:44,040
Speaker 2: In the Diehard movie franchise, who played John McLean Bruce Willis,

1294
01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:46,960
Speaker 2: who is in charge of the executive branch of the.

1295
01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:48,520
Speaker 3: US government, the President.

1296
01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:51,600
Speaker 2: All right, we got our answers in. Let's go over

1297
01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:53,080
Speaker 2: to the scoreboard to check out how you both did

1298
01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:58,800
Speaker 2: with jose Tatty mcfat fat. Mike, you got to correct today?

1299
01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:04,640
Speaker 3: Hey, good, Rock? Yeah, not one wrong?

1300
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:10,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mike. Are you gonna take that or you gonna

1301
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:12,200
Speaker 2: push back and fight against us?

1302
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:14,560
Speaker 13: You know what I expected it?

1303
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:16,800
Speaker 3: I see you're one of those participation.

1304
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:22,680
Speaker 2: It was good all around everyone. Let's just get to

1305
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:27,480
Speaker 2: the answers here. I don't know not with that attitude.

1306
01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:31,040
Speaker 2: Mark Hamill celebrates a birthday today. He's best known for

1307
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:33,959
Speaker 2: playing Luke Skywalker in the Star Wars franchise. He's turning

1308
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:34,960
Speaker 2: seventy three years old.

1309
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:35,360
Speaker 13: Wow.

1310
01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:38,480
Speaker 2: In education, the acronym stem S stands for science, TEA

1311
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:41,080
Speaker 2: for technology for engineering, M for math.

1312
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:44,240
Speaker 3: They're using steam now too, which adds arts in there.

1313
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:46,560
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, what are we not including anymore?

1314
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,800
Speaker 2: The city not for its deep dish, rectangular pizza with

1315
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:53,160
Speaker 2: the thick, fluffy crosses Detroit style. It's actually one of

1316
01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:57,560
Speaker 2: my favorite styles, really good Diehard movie franchise. John McLain

1317
01:04:57,640 --> 01:05:00,280
Speaker 2: was played by Bruce Willis, and the executive bran of

1318
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:07,120
Speaker 2: the US is run by the President. Yes sort of. Well, Mike,

1319
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:09,080
Speaker 2: it was not enough to beat Brooke today. But the

1320
01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:11,440
Speaker 2: good news is just for playing you do win a

1321
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:15,280
Speaker 2: twenty five dollars gift card to Five Iron Golf. Five

1322
01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:17,000
Speaker 2: Iron Golf is coming to Kirkland. You could head to

1323
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:20,040
Speaker 2: their grand opening on October fifth, with special offers for

1324
01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:24,200
Speaker 2: the first fifty guest, free simulated golf lessons, duck pin bowling, raffles,

1325
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:25,240
Speaker 2: and much much more.

1326
01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:25,800
Speaker 12: Yeah.

1327
01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:28,560
Speaker 3: Who's gonna make fun of you most for this game?

1328
01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:30,360
Speaker 3: You're ten year old or you're a seventeen year old.

1329
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:34,520
Speaker 2: My wife, I see you.

1330
01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:36,640
Speaker 6: You're awesome.

1331
01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:36,920
Speaker 12: Mike.

1332
01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:39,000
Speaker 4: You're fine to play against call back, Okay.

1333
01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:41,320
Speaker 13: All right, I appreciate you all.

1334
01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:41,600
Speaker 12: Thank you.

1335
01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:43,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, you go enjoy those kids sports. We're gonna

1336
01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:46,000
Speaker 2: be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow.

1337
01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:47,960
Speaker 12: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.