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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tapping.

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Speaker 1: What's all about Danielle? All right, so Connor is phone

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Speaker 1: tapping his friend Brandon. Brandon has wanted to work at

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Speaker 1: this wanted house for years as a zombie. But you

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Speaker 1: have to audition to be in the house because it's that,

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Speaker 1: it's this, this is a really cool house. So I

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Speaker 1: call and I make him audition. Really God, all right,

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Speaker 1: let's listen. Good morning, hey Brandon, It's Lisa from Molly. Oh.

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Speaker 1: I'm in a meeting, right, there's me one minute to

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Speaker 1: step out. Okay, all right, Let'm geting donut. Are you

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Speaker 1: in a bathroom? All right? So here's the deal. When

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Speaker 1: you came the other night, we loved you. You have

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Speaker 1: the look that we want for this. Oh yeah, so

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Speaker 1: I just I needed to feel that you are zombie material.

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Speaker 1: So I need you to give me your best grandpa zombie. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well that's pretty good. That's pretty good. Okay, how about

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Speaker 1: now the guy comes to the door. You open the

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Speaker 1: door and it's a zombie pizza guy. What does the

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Speaker 1: zombie pizza guy sound like? Here's your pipe, it's got

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Speaker 1: food and brain that no that sounds more like a pirate.

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Speaker 1: You don't want a pirate zombie. Don't know bobies sound alike.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, no, you need to take zombie one

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Speaker 1: oh one. Zombies have different sounds depending on what happened

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Speaker 1: to them before they passed, Just like like that type

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Speaker 1: of thing, right, all right to think him good? What happened?

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Speaker 1: Someone just entered the office, that's all. I just want

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Speaker 1: them for good. So people hear you making these sounds

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Speaker 1: if they come in the office, don't hear me. But

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Speaker 1: all right, so we can continue. Yeah, okay, okay. This

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Speaker 1: is the type of one to ask where if someone

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Speaker 1: gets scared, we allow them to like take it out

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Speaker 1: on the zombie. Are you cool with that? So I

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Speaker 1: might get like hit, Well, we don't let them hit

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Speaker 1: above the face because we don't want to mess up

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Speaker 1: the makeup that we spend hours doing. But like you know,

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Speaker 1: chest and arms and so do you want a jockstrap?

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Speaker 1: Do I own a jock strap? Yeah? Probably from high

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Speaker 1: school because if if somebody kicks you when you scare them,

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Speaker 1: you want to make sure that the stuff is protected

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Speaker 1: they kick me, That's what I'm saying. This makes us

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Speaker 1: better than the other haunted houses where it's you know,

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Speaker 1: it's a different feel in the haunted house. Okay, I guess.

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Speaker 1: So there's different packages. So are you saying, are you

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Speaker 1: okay with that? Is it possible to work in that

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Speaker 1: particular package? No? Yeah, Unfortunately, you have to do everything's right.

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Speaker 1: And it's not that they're hitting your brand and they're

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Speaker 1: hitting zombie branded, but they're hitting the actual brand and

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Speaker 1: underneath all of the zombie branded. What would two zombies

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Speaker 1: having sex sound like? Go, that's pretty good. That's a

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Speaker 1: good one. All right, Well, okay, what would a zombie

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Speaker 1: sitting on the toilets sound like? Oh? That's good. Way

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Speaker 1: one more time? You're good? Is that? Connor? Yeah, Connor,

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Speaker 1: you want to tell them what's going on? Betty. I'm

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Speaker 1: on the phone too, man, you can phone tap. Oh

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Speaker 1: your this isn't an audition. Daniel over Elvis Durant in

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Speaker 1: the Morning Show, and we're just phone tapping you. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna kill you. The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone

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Speaker 1: tab was pre recorded with permission granted by all participates.

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Speaker 1: The Elvis Doran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 1: the Morning Show