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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, yeah, I was looking for Ammy.

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Speaker 3: This is she?

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Speaker 1: Hello, yes, hi.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was looking for Ammy. Her kid, Nick goes

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Speaker 2: to high school sophomore.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's correct. Yeah, Hello, Yes, I'm here.

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Speaker 2: This is mister Eddie. I'm the high school librarian here

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Speaker 2: high school, and I called to talk about your little

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Speaker 2: thief Nick.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's incredibly inappropriate. I know he has some late books.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, he's got some late books. He's racked up

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Speaker 2: two dollars in fees. Okay, just checked and still not returned.

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Speaker 1: We will return the books this week.

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Speaker 2: If I don't get him in the next ten minutes,

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Speaker 2: he's going up on the wall.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Going up on the wall.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if they're not back here within an hour. At

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Speaker 2: my library, he's going up on the wall.

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Speaker 1: What is the wall.

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Speaker 2: It's a literary wall of shame. I got it right

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Speaker 2: here so all the kids can see it when they

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Speaker 2: come into the library. He's gonna go right under the

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Speaker 2: kid who's spilled to you? Who on my Moby dick?

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Speaker 1: Wait?

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Speaker 3: So wait, so you're putting his name on a wall

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Speaker 3: so everyone can look at it.

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Speaker 2: If I don't get the books back within the hour.

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Speaker 2: I also already been confiscating his lunch for a week.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 4: Excuse me, Yeah, eh, conciscating lunch?

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Speaker 1: Is that what you just said to me? I'm hoping

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Speaker 1: I heard you wrong.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been repossessing his lunch for a whole week.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what he's been eating at lunch, but

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Speaker 2: I've been well fed.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me?

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Speaker 3: What did you say, mister Eddie?

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Speaker 1: Is that what it is?

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Speaker 2: Eddie? Yeah? And I want my damn books back.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 4: There is no use for the language. There is no

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Speaker 4: need for talking to people like this. Are you harassing

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Speaker 4: other parents like this?

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Speaker 1: They need to take your damn job.

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Speaker 2: I got no other kids oweing me money for books

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Speaker 2: being out. It's been week, yeah, okay, got two dollars

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Speaker 2: in fees, and I better get my damn library books

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Speaker 2: back in my damn library.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 4: I have had it with the language, and you better

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Speaker 4: not be using that language in front of my son

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Speaker 4: and in front of other students.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to call and get.

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Speaker 2: You to lose your job, because you know, you know,

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Speaker 2: just so you know, there's a rumor going around the

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Speaker 2: school about your son nick that he's illiterate.

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Speaker 4: It sounds like you're the one who is spreading the

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Speaker 4: rumor about my son being a literate.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I did that. I know who all the

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Speaker 2: gossipers are in the school, and I got in there

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Speaker 2: and I told them a little bit about your boy

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Speaker 2: and that he can't read it at all.

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Speaker 3: Oh, oh, that's it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, listen, you are losing.

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Speaker 3: I am calling to school and you are losing your

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Speaker 3: job today.

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Speaker 2: I'm surprising and't know how serious I was when he

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Speaker 2: came home without his book bag.

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Speaker 3: Without his book bag, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I confiscated his backpack and replaced it with a

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Speaker 2: toe bag that says I'm a library thief. He hasn't

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Speaker 2: told you that.

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Speaker 3: Listen here, you old self centered. I don't know how

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Speaker 3: long you have been in that damn library gathering dust,

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Speaker 3: but it has been way way too long, way too long. No,

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Speaker 3: you will not shush me, So you will shush for

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Speaker 3: the first time.

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Speaker 4: You are going to shut your mouth, and you are

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Speaker 4: going to lose your job today.

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Speaker 3: You are gone from there, you senile old. Let me

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Speaker 3: tell you you are gone.

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Speaker 1: Demi.

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Speaker 2: This is actually jubil from the Jebel Show doing a

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Speaker 2: phone brink on you and your son Nick set you up.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's like, is a joke, worrious.

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Speaker 2: He said that you've been giving him crap about not

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Speaker 2: returning his books to the library and wanted to mess

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Speaker 2: with you.

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Speaker 3: Thought of them. Oh my god, I'm oh home, Oh

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Speaker 3: my god.

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Speaker 1: Listen.

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Speaker 3: You sold that entirely too well, because I was like,

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Speaker 3: there's no way that you can make up this guy.

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Speaker 1: And then you did wake up every morning with jubile phone.

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Speaker 1: Franks