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Speaker 1: Hey, Chelsea, Hi, what is this Will Smith's story that

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 3: He did a bunch of shows and there was legitimately

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Speaker 3: a big crowd there, but for.

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Speaker 2: Some reason, his team like put a bunch.

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Speaker 3: Of ai extra faces to make the crowd like look

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Speaker 3: even bigger. And everyone's like call it, like, why would

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Speaker 3: you do that?

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Speaker 2: This is a Donald Trump move. It's so stupid and

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Speaker 2: also it's so badly done. Like have you seen the pictures? Yes,

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Speaker 2: my friends send it to me.

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Speaker 1: I said, from West Philly to West Swizzy, we love you, Willie.

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Speaker 3: The thing is, why would they do that? Because the

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Speaker 3: crowd sizes are big. It's just like when you see

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Speaker 3: the real photos. There's obviously isles where people can get

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Speaker 3: like people know isles exist where there's no people.

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Speaker 2: So he's on Will Smith, I.

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Speaker 1: Guess so I blame this on scientology. I blame everything

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Speaker 1: that's going wrong on scientology.

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Speaker 2: I agree with you.

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Speaker 1: Either that or the Trumps, one of them I'm blame.

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Speaker 1: So choose your poisons, you know what.

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Speaker 3: I think that must be? Why why Burning Man blew away?

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Speaker 3: Because like Ivanka Trump was there, Yeah, oh.

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Speaker 1: My friend, we were all going to my friend's house

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Speaker 1: in the Hamptons last weekend when I was doing shows

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Speaker 1: there and she was going to Burning Man, and so

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Speaker 1: I saw one of those videos on Instagram and forwards,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, is this you? I had seldom heard back

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Speaker 1: from her. I don't even know if she's a lie.

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Speaker 1: What happened to Burning Man?

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Speaker 3: I think they just had like this huge I know

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Speaker 3: there was a dust storm there.

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Speaker 2: There's like a big windstorm. There was a dust storm

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Speaker 2: in Arizona and Phoenix. Did you see this? I end

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Speaker 2: of God, I see that. I did see that, very ominous.

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Speaker 1: But the Burning Man was like, so Berniinge Man just

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Speaker 1: got fucking I think it got real.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I know the orgy tent that they had spent a

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Speaker 3: week setting up, that's been there for twenty years?

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Speaker 4: Is that?

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Speaker 5: Is that right?

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Speaker 2: They have an orgy tent or any other thing I'd

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Speaker 2: find disgusting orgy the same orgy tent for twenty years.

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Speaker 1: I remember watching a porn when I was a little

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Speaker 1: girl and there was a big orgy and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I was like, do people really do this?

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Speaker 2: And the answer is.

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Speaker 1: No, they don't only have burning only in very specific circles.

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Speaker 1: Do you have friends that do burning I do have,

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Speaker 1: like I think I have like one or two people.

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Speaker 1: I once went on a date with a guy in

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Speaker 1: New York. My friend Sophie set me up with this guy,

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Speaker 1: and the minute we sat down, he started going on

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Speaker 1: about Burning Man and I said, listen. The second time

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Speaker 1: Man person. I don't find that interesting at all. I

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Speaker 1: think it's a bunch of rich people trying to share

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Speaker 1: for the very first time. And I don't want to

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Speaker 1: do LSD on I don't want to do LSD and

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Speaker 1: a good time. And then he kept going on and

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Speaker 4: Woe up.

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Speaker 1: We were having dinner in the hotel restaurant of the

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Speaker 1: hotel I was in. My friend showed up, and when

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Speaker 1: she got there, I go, he's your problem now, And

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Speaker 1: I went upstairs to my room and I took a xanax.

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Speaker 2: Excellent.

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Speaker 3: See that's the place to be doing drugs, not in

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Speaker 3: the desert.

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Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, Well, yeah, Xanax's.

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Speaker 3: That's what they say. How do you know someone's been

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Speaker 3: to Burning Man? They won't shut up about it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really annoying when people it's like pickleball. That's

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Speaker 1: the thing that people are like obsessed with, trying to

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Speaker 1: convert you into pickleball, to be an obsessed about pickleball.

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Speaker 2: And burning man.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I put up new Vegas dates by the

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Speaker 1: way for next year. This year, I will be there

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Speaker 1: November first and November twenty ninth. Those are my last

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Speaker 1: two dates this year. Then I start up again January

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Speaker 1: thirty first, March seventh, April eighteenth, and May thirtieth, and

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Speaker 1: tickets are now on sale for all of those dates.

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Speaker 3: Our guest today will be at the Chicago Theater and

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Speaker 3: all across Europe in October, as well as playing Carnegie

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Speaker 3: Hall in December on the Errors Tour.

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Speaker 2: Please welcome Sam Moral.

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Speaker 1: Welcome Sam Morrell. I'm saying it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, it does matter, but I feel I don't like.

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Speaker 2: Correct So for morell, where are you getting the E from?

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Speaker 4: My dad said, and I just rolled with it.

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Speaker 2: I don't know he's wrong. Listen, you have a lot

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Speaker 2: of introductions here.

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Speaker 1: I was reading your shit last night and you're okay,

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Speaker 1: there's a lot going on with you. First of all,

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Speaker 1: you just came out with your six stand up special

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Speaker 1: since twenty twenty.

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Speaker 2: How is that possible?

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Speaker 4: No, No, not that many.

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Speaker 2: But you have six though, right, I think so?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: And in what frame of time?

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Speaker 4: There was a period where I was doing way too

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Speaker 2: So because of COVID.

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Speaker 4: COVID, I did a rooftop one because I was losing

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Speaker 4: my mind here and I just started going to people's

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Speaker 4: But uh, that wasn't like my best stuff. I wasn't

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Speaker 4: like honing that in clubs and stuff that I have,

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Speaker 4: Like you know, I did one Amazon, the one Netflix.

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Speaker 4: I did a Comedy Central hour, I did a YouTube hour,

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Speaker 4: I did the roof thing, and I did like a

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well that sounds more reasonable when you say it

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Speaker 1: like that. The way it's presented, it's like you're about

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Speaker 1: to win an Academy Award first stand up comedy, which

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Speaker 1: I think is pretty impossible.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, we're not respected.

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Speaker 2: No, comedians are not respected.

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Speaker 4: That's good. If we were respected, we'd be boring.

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Speaker 1: Well, the reason we're funny is because we're not respected. Exactly,

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Speaker 1: and there's no way to gain respect as a comedian really.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean.

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Speaker 1: There's comedians that are well respected, but only in circles

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Speaker 2: Respects each other.

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Speaker 4: It's true, yeah, because we see through it. It's a ruse.

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Speaker 4: But then you see like a singer, you're like, holy shit,

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Speaker 4: that's incredible. Yeah, and then they probably looked that way

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Speaker 4: when you start and like this guy's awesome, but then

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Speaker 4: take the same jokes to a comic open mic and

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Speaker 4: like you fucking you suck.

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Speaker 1: Or I'll go see someone who's like a musician perform

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Speaker 1: like I can't believe you can do that.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 4: I can't believe you can go on drunk? What are

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Speaker 2: I know, I know. Well musicians can too, that's their thing.

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Speaker 4: They can. Yeah, I guess they can do like Heroin too.

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Speaker 4: Do it was way more impressive.

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Speaker 1: Well, and it's also more exhausting because they're up there

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Speaker 2: Like I was at Glastonbury recently and we saw.

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Speaker 1: Lanas Marsett and she drank She went through like these

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Speaker 1: I've never seen any guy drink any beverages on stage

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Speaker 2: Well, she's kind of on it.

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Speaker 1: She's ethereal, she's on another you know, she's like on

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Speaker 2: She's one of those people. She probably meditates a lot.

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Speaker 1: She's vibrating at a higher level than regular people, certainly

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you do drugs and drink?

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Speaker 4: I drink.

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Speaker 4: I'm scared of drugs. I don't like not knowing what's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a man, So is it hard for you

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Speaker 2: That was a joke.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, can you fucking think of a more

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Speaker 4: It's hard to describe your own act.

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Speaker 1: Well, also without doing bits, like I don't want to

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Speaker 4: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: If I'm talking to a reporter or a journalist, I mean,

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Speaker 4: A you know, you're getting better interviews than me. I

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Speaker 1: I'm talking to some guy from like, like, what do

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't. What can you expect? I mean, you know,

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Speaker 1: So we were just talking because you've dated, You've dated

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Speaker 1: a lot of female comedians, only two Yeah, Megan Gaily, Right,

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Speaker 1: you did it?

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Speaker 2: You just had sex with her?

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Speaker 4: Sure?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well I feel I feel like you dated her.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why. Who.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you dated Taylor Tomlinson for a few years, because

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Speaker 1: she was quarantining with you. Yeah, and you guys were

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Speaker 4: Probably two years. It's hard to measure because of what

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Speaker 4: we broke up so many times?

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Speaker 4: Probably both of us? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It must be hard to date a comic. I don't

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Speaker 4: Damn. And if you can't think of I think I'm

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Speaker 4: you loyal. I was going to say, good listener, but

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Speaker 4: Show, right, I am. I love I love going.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where you stand politically. I'm assuming you're

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Speaker 4: I didn't. I didn't vote for Donald Trump, if.

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Speaker 2: So you're going you're doing your and then you're doing

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Speaker 4: I am? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: What's the date on.

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Speaker 4: That December fourth?

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Speaker 4: I'm going to Europe in October?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Fun should be good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah? And so are you going to go to like Rekuvic?

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Speaker 2: Right, you're not Jewish?

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Speaker 4: I am Jewish?

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Speaker 2: I know, no, no, no, My friends just went to Frankfurt.

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Speaker 1: They had to layover and Frankfurt got stuck there and

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Speaker 1: So you're like, so if you're this prolific with your

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Speaker 1: sometimes three or four times tonight.

447
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've doubted back a little just for you know,

448
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:55,800
Speaker 4: there was a point where I had some older comics

449
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,520
Speaker 4: I respect be like, dude, you have to have a

450
00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,600
Speaker 4: life to write about exactly. You can't just like you know,

451
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,560
Speaker 4: your audience is living. You have to live, so you know,

452
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,480
Speaker 4: at a certain point, all your jokes are. This guy

453
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,320
Speaker 4: came up to me after my set and he said this,

454
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,680
Speaker 4: and you're like, that's not a fucking that's not comedy,

455
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:14,080
Speaker 4: that's not life, right, So yeah, I try to. I

456
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,280
Speaker 4: try to follow like an adventure every once in a while,

457
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,000
Speaker 4: Like I'll just get fucking drunk some nights and be like,

458
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:20,520
Speaker 4: let's see where this takes me. Back in the day,

459
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,240
Speaker 4: I'd be doing like four sets tonight. I'm just gonna

460
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:25,160
Speaker 4: like scour the village and try to have an adventure

461
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:26,520
Speaker 4: or something with a friend of mine or something.

462
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, and also go on vacations.

463
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:31,680
Speaker 4: I'm so bad on vacation. I get really bored.

464
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:32,280
Speaker 2: Really.

465
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,800
Speaker 4: I'm doing some you know days off on this euro

466
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,440
Speaker 4: tour so I can just chill, but I get really bored.

467
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:38,680
Speaker 2: Do you know how to swim?

468
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:42,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you should take some swimming classes, swimming class

469
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Speaker 1: so that you can have so you can improve on

470
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Speaker 1: your swimming skills and have a great.

471
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,760
Speaker 4: I'm a good enough swimmer, do you think so?

472
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,160
Speaker 2: But that doesn't sound convinced.

473
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:49,960
Speaker 4: How good a swimmer.

474
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:52,520
Speaker 2: That's part of what vacation is for me is swimming

475
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Speaker 2: like I want to be.

476
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Speaker 4: So that's how I would like sweat out booze on

477
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,560
Speaker 4: the road. I would go to like a rec center

478
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:57,320
Speaker 4: or something and just.

479
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,160
Speaker 2: Swim laught and then sweat in the pool.

480
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:03,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't really think it's sweating from swimming, but yeah,

481
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:05,719
Speaker 1: like vacation vibes, so you sweat and then it just

482
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:06,680
Speaker 1: goes right back into the.

483
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:09,479
Speaker 4: Water and the chlorine water. I think, really, is that

484
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,479
Speaker 4: not right? You guys? What do you guys do over here?

485
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:12,560
Speaker 4: Do they not fact check or.

486
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:15,320
Speaker 1: Something while you're swimming when you're in the water. But

487
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,160
Speaker 1: this is a very interesting conversation.

488
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,439
Speaker 4: Maybe I'm dumb. I don't know.

489
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:22,320
Speaker 1: I think maybe you are, because can you think about it.

490
00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:25,240
Speaker 1: You're in the water and then you're sweating. I understand

491
00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:28,359
Speaker 1: it's a workout. Yeah, but when you come out of

492
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:31,920
Speaker 1: the water from swimming so hard, are you sweating?

493
00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:32,199
Speaker 5: No?

494
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:34,199
Speaker 4: But you feel better. She must be losing some of that,

495
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,439
Speaker 4: all right, So maybe sweating was the wrong word. But

496
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:39,520
Speaker 4: it's it's healthy to swim.

497
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Speaker 1: Well, it's healthy to go on vacation and swim, is

498
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:46,400
Speaker 1: what my point is. I love vacations. I'm all about working.

499
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,879
Speaker 4: So much for the rec center on the road I

500
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,800
Speaker 4: painted for you, it wasn't like a tropical paradise, so

501
00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:50,280
Speaker 4: I never.

502
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Speaker 2: Saw the inside of any rec center I love.

503
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Speaker 1: I'm not that kind of jew I'm like that, I'm

504
00:17:54,359 --> 00:17:57,920
Speaker 1: a total like a ymca is what you're giving.

505
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's how I do the road. We go

506
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Speaker 4: to the Yeah, we did a tour bus and we

507
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,120
Speaker 4: do the rec center every day.

508
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,840
Speaker 2: Jokoy had a tour bus and it smelled like balls.

509
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,120
Speaker 4: Did you guys do that together on the bus?

510
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:10,240
Speaker 1: I went on the bus like twice and that was tough.

511
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:12,720
Speaker 1: I mean, we may or may not have had sex

512
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,840
Speaker 1: on the bus. I don't really remember, but I was

513
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,480
Speaker 1: disgusted by every part about it.

514
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:17,760
Speaker 2: There were so many men.

515
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,040
Speaker 4: It's not for women.

516
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,119
Speaker 2: It's not for women.

517
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Speaker 1: It should actually just say these are not available for

518
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Speaker 1: women in a non discriminatory way.

519
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,399
Speaker 4: Yeah. Nikki Glazier called me up and she's like, do

520
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,080
Speaker 4: you like the tour bus. I was like, yeah, I do,

521
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,080
Speaker 4: but you're not going to.

522
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,800
Speaker 2: Nikki doesn't take a bus, does she.

523
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,680
Speaker 4: Yeah. But I got a lot of people hit me

524
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,400
Speaker 4: up like do you like that? And I'm just like, yeah,

525
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,119
Speaker 4: but that doesn't. It's weird when people ask you if

526
00:18:37,119 --> 00:18:40,400
Speaker 4: you like something. Yeah, of course that does like it.

527
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of like what can we expect from

528
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,040
Speaker 1: your show? Yeah, so that's what you do on the road.

529
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,320
Speaker 1: You go on the road, you go to a rec

530
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Speaker 1: center and you bring your crewer my crew.

531
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Speaker 4: We play some basketball or a swim.

532
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:54,040
Speaker 2: That sounds reasonable. Basketball in the center. I don't have

533
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:54,520
Speaker 2: a problem with.

534
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:54,960
Speaker 6: That of that.

535
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,520
Speaker 4: And then we these new ymcs are all nice. You

536
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,000
Speaker 4: go to the midwest of the South, they have like

537
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:01,879
Speaker 4: saunas and stuff in there. Usually there's not a weird

538
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:07,160
Speaker 4: dude in there. Sometimes there is masturbating. Oh yeah, yeah,

539
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:10,280
Speaker 4: that's that's low fucking end. Well it's not like an

540
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,600
Speaker 4: Equinox dude, jack and off. At least you're like, all right,

541
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,600
Speaker 4: that's I'm not gay, but at least he looks good. Yeah.

542
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:17,520
Speaker 1: But most of these gyms in New York, like men

543
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,600
Speaker 1: know which ones are the gay gyms and which one

544
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,400
Speaker 1: are the straight gyms, So that if you walk into

545
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:24,720
Speaker 1: a sauna and there's three guys jerking off, that's because

546
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:25,720
Speaker 1: that's what's supposed to happen.

547
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,280
Speaker 4: I'm like Jack Reacher, I'm just passing through these ymca

548
00:19:28,359 --> 00:19:30,359
Speaker 4: So I don't know what you're right.

549
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,399
Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad though that you're keeping it like you

550
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,359
Speaker 1: have a lifestyle on the road. That's nice, got it,

551
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:37,600
Speaker 1: because otherwise you're going to go fucking crazy totally. Yeah,

552
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:39,359
Speaker 1: flying in and out of cities like I like to

553
00:19:39,359 --> 00:19:41,119
Speaker 1: fly in and out because and I also don't like

554
00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:42,320
Speaker 1: to stay in cities where.

555
00:19:42,119 --> 00:19:43,240
Speaker 2: They don't have a nice hotel.

556
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:44,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, I see that.

557
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,800
Speaker 2: I've already done that a million times. I'm over it.

558
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,080
Speaker 2: I totally want any discomfort in my life.

559
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,800
Speaker 4: I think. I think being a young female comic doing

560
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,680
Speaker 4: the road like that is like, that's tough.

561
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,919
Speaker 1: I used to do the San Francisco punchline all the

562
00:19:56,920 --> 00:20:00,560
Speaker 1: time and once the first time. Yeah, great club right now,

563
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:03,360
Speaker 1: it's kind of Cobbs is another big club there too,

564
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,560
Speaker 1: but that was always there. But the first time I

565
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,639
Speaker 1: ever did the road I did, I opened for it

566
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:08,840
Speaker 1: was David tel was headlining.

567
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:12,600
Speaker 2: Zach of course, the best Zach. I haven't seen him

568
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:13,040
Speaker 2: in yours.

569
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,679
Speaker 1: Zach Elfanakis was middling and it was me and I

570
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:18,360
Speaker 1: had to sleep with Zach Alifanakis in his hotel room

571
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,800
Speaker 1: at the Commodore Hotel.

572
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,640
Speaker 4: Because I going to say, just to get the gig.

573
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:24,560
Speaker 1: Because well, I mean no, Zach would never do something

574
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,520
Speaker 1: like that. He's the only male comic that would never

575
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,560
Speaker 1: do something like that, but he did. Every night we

576
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,880
Speaker 1: went to sleep and he would whisper in my ear,

577
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:31,880
Speaker 1: I will never rape you.

578
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:34,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and that was sweet. It was romantic a

579
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:35,280
Speaker 2: little bit.

580
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, you do always playing the piano.

581
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,320
Speaker 2: No, no, he didn't have the piano in the room, damn.

582
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,960
Speaker 1: But that was my first week on the road and

583
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,800
Speaker 1: I just realized, oh, you it costs more to even

584
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,080
Speaker 1: get there than you're going to make it.

585
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,119
Speaker 4: When we start selling merch when you're a young comic.

586
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,840
Speaker 4: But as an opener, oh yeah, you got it. But

587
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:52,440
Speaker 4: I remember doing gigs with David tel and he was

588
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:55,240
Speaker 4: the most fun ever. I mean, we were driving back

589
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:58,080
Speaker 4: from a gig at Terrytown Music Hall once and he

590
00:20:58,119 --> 00:21:00,800
Speaker 4: does that thing he'll bring you on stage and you're like, dude,

591
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,679
Speaker 4: you're the quickest guy in the world. I'm not going

592
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,560
Speaker 4: to keep up with you. But he's you know, he's

593
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,639
Speaker 4: super supportive. Then of course he murders. We're in the

594
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,439
Speaker 4: car ride back. The whole ride he's like, I'm a

595
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,120
Speaker 4: fucking hack. I fucking suck and we're like, dude, you're

596
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:14,080
Speaker 4: all of our favorite comics and he's like, well, I'm

597
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:14,879
Speaker 4: better than you, guys.

598
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:17,240
Speaker 2: That's funny.

599
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:17,480
Speaker 5: I know.

600
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:18,840
Speaker 2: He kind of does self hate.

601
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:22,000
Speaker 4: Oh my god. Yeah, but it's kind of refreshing. So

602
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,800
Speaker 4: many people love themselves. I mean, I don't think he

603
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:26,040
Speaker 4: should hate himself, but like, you know, just to hint

604
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,479
Speaker 4: of self loathing is kind of good, I think for

605
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,200
Speaker 4: a little bit.

606
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,320
Speaker 1: But not don't get carried away with that because then

607
00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:32,280
Speaker 1: you're like Sveth spending all day talking about what a

608
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,880
Speaker 1: fucking loser you are. That's not good either. I mean

609
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,040
Speaker 1: that's not good, especially.

610
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,680
Speaker 4: You seem like you have a good drinker's energy, because

611
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:39,199
Speaker 4: I think the hangover is good for me because I

612
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,879
Speaker 4: wake up with like a little bit like you piece

613
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,320
Speaker 4: of shit. I need like a little bit of like

614
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:44,280
Speaker 4: you're a piece of shit.

615
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,800
Speaker 1: Well, I always have my best shows or like when

616
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:49,639
Speaker 1: I was like did you doing my talk shows? I

617
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,400
Speaker 1: always had my best shows when I had a little

618
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,439
Speaker 1: alcohol in me from the night before, because it's just

619
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:55,679
Speaker 1: takes like then you don't give a shit, you know,

620
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,680
Speaker 1: you're just kind of like Lucy Goosey.

621
00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,280
Speaker 2: I don't like to be tightly wound.

622
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,400
Speaker 1: I don't really get like that anymore because now I've

623
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,399
Speaker 1: been doing this for so many years. But I don't like,

624
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,160
Speaker 1: I don't like nerves before I go out on stage.

625
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:09,920
Speaker 1: I understand that they're good for their purposeful you know,

626
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,680
Speaker 1: it means you give a shit. But I don't like

627
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:15,640
Speaker 1: to be nervous. So luckily with enough time under my belt.

628
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,640
Speaker 1: And I'm sure you probably feel this way too, after

629
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,639
Speaker 1: however many years you've been doing stand up, which is

630
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:23,080
Speaker 1: what twenty years about. Yeah, twenty years you? I mean

631
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,720
Speaker 1: you don't get nervous, right, No.

632
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,800
Speaker 4: Not really, I mean I get like bored, that's what

633
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,439
Speaker 4: that's where the alcohol comes in. I get. I'll get

634
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,520
Speaker 4: like disconnected, you know, especially when I do that many

635
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,440
Speaker 4: shows in a row. I'm just like a r I

636
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,879
Speaker 4: need a drink to to spice things up, to spice

637
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:38,560
Speaker 4: things up. Maybe I'll go down a different road with

638
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:42,040
Speaker 4: this bit tonight or something or Yeah. I just like

639
00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:43,639
Speaker 4: first few days, I don't really need a drink, and

640
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,639
Speaker 4: then like by day four, I'm like I need like

641
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,159
Speaker 4: them in head and I need like a cocktail. I

642
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,560
Speaker 4: need like a proper cocktail. I need to get a

643
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,160
Speaker 4: little buzz.

644
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:49,440
Speaker 5: Right.

645
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:51,680
Speaker 2: Well, that seems like you have a healthy relationship with alcohol.

646
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:53,679
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so. I respect it. I know that,

647
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 4: like I don't want to ever have to quit. Yeah, yeah,

648
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:59,479
Speaker 4: that was good. You said that before Bush.

649
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,680
Speaker 1: Obviously, I had a boyfriend once who told me, He's like,

650
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,320
Speaker 1: I don't ever want to abuse alcohol because I don't

651
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,959
Speaker 1: ever want to have to give it give it up.

652
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,160
Speaker 1: And I was like, let me write that fucking down,

653
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 1: because I'm with you. I sometimes go overboard with drugs

654
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,000
Speaker 1: and alcohol, but I always reul myself back in because

655
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,760
Speaker 1: I know I can't. I can't act like that, you

656
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,959
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I'm like smarter than my body.

657
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,320
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna end up in a rehab knock on

658
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,040
Speaker 1: wood or somebody knock on something.

659
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:26,719
Speaker 2: I like what you do with morning news shows. How

660
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 2: should should I say that?

661
00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:31,399
Speaker 6: What's that morning news shows that awesome?

662
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:33,000
Speaker 2: What are they called morning.

663
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:33,920
Speaker 4: A morning shows?

664
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,479
Speaker 2: Like local news shows? Local news shows.

665
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,359
Speaker 1: I like that you call them up and fuck with

666
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,280
Speaker 1: these people because these are the people who aren't wearing

667
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:42,920
Speaker 1: pants underneath a desk, Like when you're in a local

668
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:46,159
Speaker 1: when you're in like let's say Akron, Ohio, okay, and

669
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,120
Speaker 1: you go on a local news show and you're promoting

670
00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:50,800
Speaker 1: your show and these people are basically you could say

671
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,479
Speaker 1: my penis is out and they would be like, what

672
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,159
Speaker 1: can we expect from your show tonight?

673
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,120
Speaker 2: There is no change, of course.

674
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 1: And Sam does this really funny thing where he brings

675
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 1: up really uncomfortable topics Catherine while he's being interviewed in

676
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,560
Speaker 1: the morning, and he'll be like, oh, what was one

677
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 1: of the ones that you did?

678
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:07,800
Speaker 4: You?

679
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 2: I liked the human trafficking, right, trafficking?

680
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:15,639
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's funny, that's so funny. Where are you talking

681
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 4: about that guy? That guy? I broke him, I think,

682
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 4: but the woman kind of got it.

683
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:21,639
Speaker 1: But don't you think those people are slightly broken anyway?

684
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 1: I mean no offense to any newscasters who were watching,

685
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 1: but seriously, you guys need to take a look at

686
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:26,639
Speaker 1: yourselves in the mirror.

687
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,520
Speaker 4: Yeah. I think they're just so scared. I think they're

688
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:31,480
Speaker 4: just living and they have to walk such a tightrope.

689
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:34,119
Speaker 4: And we just that started because I was forced to

690
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 4: do that at like improvs and stuff like you have

691
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 4: to you don't. If you miss that, you can't do

692
00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:40,200
Speaker 4: the weekend. So I'd be like, all right, so I'd go,

693
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,439
Speaker 4: but I'd be in like two hours sleep, hungover and

694
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,199
Speaker 4: in a bad mood. And it started. The one that

695
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:48,719
Speaker 4: started it was in Pittsburgh where someone was like, so

696
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,919
Speaker 4: have you always been funny? And you're just sitting there

697
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 4: like and I said no. But when I was young,

698
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,679
Speaker 4: my uncle he was funny and he molested me and

699
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,480
Speaker 4: I got his powers like a spider man, and they

700
00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 4: were just like okay, and I just and I just

701
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 4: kind of turned to the camera and smiled, and I

702
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 4: remember leaving like can I get that footage? It's like

703
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,560
Speaker 4: a funny clip. And they were like, get out. So

704
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,359
Speaker 4: it turned into like a turned into like a heist.

705
00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 4: It turned into like a thing where I'm like, oh,

706
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 4: get I called the uber before I go on because

707
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 4: I know they're gonna be fucking pissed, and I just

708
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,640
Speaker 4: run out and jump in. So that one people thought

709
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 4: it was funny. So it was like, oh I can

710
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:21,440
Speaker 4: take something I hate it and make it fun. So yeah,

711
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:24,399
Speaker 4: the Columbus one people liked. I don't know, you just

712
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 4: you just go in. You're like, is there something in

713
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 4: the news I can fuck with? I don't know.

714
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 1: It's just nice to fuck with people who are so

715
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 1: serious about nonsense, you know what I mean. We're talking

716
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,480
Speaker 1: about the weather, like unless there's a fucking hurricane coming,

717
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,440
Speaker 1: it's not that serious. And we're talking about morning news,

718
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,360
Speaker 1: which is pretty banal. Yeah, there's nothing really happening there

719
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:42,920
Speaker 1: either scripted.

720
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 4: So when you go on there and you just make

721
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,399
Speaker 4: it a mess, it's kind of it's fine.

722
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I appreciate that.

723
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,399
Speaker 1: So, after everything we're speaking about, you like being on

724
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 1: the road, would you say that you prefer that over

725
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 1: being at home?

726
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,480
Speaker 4: I mean, I like both. I romanticize the road though,

727
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:58,199
Speaker 4: I love it. I love that.

728
00:25:58,320 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 2: How do you romanticize the road?

729
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:01,800
Speaker 4: Like, holy shit, this is cool. I'm like, and you know,

730
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:04,159
Speaker 4: it makes me have a deeper appreciation for America. Like

731
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 4: you go to these random cities and you're like, this

732
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:06,160
Speaker 4: is great.

733
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 1: You know, what are some of your favorite cities that

734
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,880
Speaker 1: you really like? Because I are some of the ones

735
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 1: that you really will never go back to.

736
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 4: Well, people know, I hate Naples, Florida. I fucking hate

737
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:18,879
Speaker 4: that all together. There's parts of Florida I love, but

738
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,520
Speaker 4: but overall, like, yeah, Naples was like that one took

739
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 4: that that one I took a beating there. They hated

740
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 4: me really Yeah, that one sucked.

741
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,040
Speaker 2: What was so bad about it?

742
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 4: I don't know, I just couldn't connect. I also this

743
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:34,399
Speaker 4: opener who was high energy and hilarious and like he

744
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,359
Speaker 4: since passed away. This guy, Carl Michael.

745
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 2: How did he pass away?

746
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,120
Speaker 4: I think he I think it was my guess would

747
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 4: be drugs.

748
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,120
Speaker 2: Okay, so you don't know, I don't.

749
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 4: We weren't super close. He just happened to be open

750
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 4: for me that week. But I thought he was funny.

751
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 4: I thought he was really good and he was a

752
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 4: lot of good.

753
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,119
Speaker 2: That does now that he's dead, I mean, you should

754
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 2: have told him then.

755
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,200
Speaker 4: I did tell him that, Oh great. I wasn't resentful

756
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 4: that he was burying me. I was fine with that he.

757
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 2: Did better than you.

758
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:55,479
Speaker 4: Oh totally.

759
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:56,119
Speaker 2: Oh that's funny.

760
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 4: I was cool.

761
00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,120
Speaker 2: I always feel the same way too.

762
00:26:59,160 --> 00:26:59,360
Speaker 4: Yeah.

763
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 1: I have many open for me a lot, and she's

764
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 1: fucking hilarious and sometimes I'm like half the time people

765
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,639
Speaker 1: are like, who's your opener? I'm like, I have no

766
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,679
Speaker 1: problem with an opener being funnier than me, no whatsoever.

767
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know he was super high energy and I

768
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,640
Speaker 4: talk like this on stage, so I think these old

769
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 4: people are looking at me like he's not even trying,

770
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,439
Speaker 4: but I'm like, no, this is how I perform, you know.

771
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 4: So yeah, I just bombed every show. They hated me,

772
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,680
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, I'm never fucking coming back

773
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 4: and that became like a big part of my act

774
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,160
Speaker 4: is how much I hate in Naples.

775
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 5: Yeah.

776
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,239
Speaker 4: And then but then cities I like, I think, you know,

777
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:35,399
Speaker 4: Chicago's amazing. I love SF. I love San Diego is

778
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 4: really cool. Seattle.

779
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,680
Speaker 1: There's always sleeper cities too that like I would always

780
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,399
Speaker 1: be hesitating, Like I don't really like to go to

781
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 1: Florida in general, just because of the politics, and I

782
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:45,960
Speaker 1: find it so just to be a depressing place. I

783
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,919
Speaker 1: know there are decent places to perform, and there are

784
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 1: good venues down there, but I try, but like, you know,

785
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,920
Speaker 1: like Alabama had never gone to and then I went

786
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,639
Speaker 1: and did a show in Montgomery and it was fucking

787
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 1: awesome because there is those always those groups of people

788
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:00,080
Speaker 1: that really want you to calm down there that they

789
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 1: don't get, you know, they don't get everybody passing through

790
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:05,720
Speaker 1: those cities, so they're even more wildly appreciative of it.

791
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 2: And I like that. I like serving it up for

792
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:08,199
Speaker 2: those people.

793
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, and this is Look, it's a complex country that

794
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,399
Speaker 4: we live in, but there are these pockets that surprise

795
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 4: you and you're like, this is amazing. I had a

796
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,960
Speaker 4: great time here, you know, And that's part of the road,

797
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 4: Like I would never go to some of these cities

798
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,440
Speaker 4: if I wasn't a comic, and then you find out

799
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 4: you like them. It's kind of cool. So that's part

800
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,680
Speaker 4: of the way I romanticize the road. And I think

801
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 4: your actress gets better if you're out like that. You're

802
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 4: just like, okay, I'm making it. I was in Zanies

803
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:31,680
Speaker 4: once and they told me you were in the green.

804
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,119
Speaker 4: They were like, oh, Chelsea Hamm was just hearing like

805
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 4: every show she was just making adjustments. I mean, that's

806
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 4: the road. You know, you're tweaking, you're trying stuff like

807
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 4: that keeps me when I'm excited about stand up. That

808
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 4: makes me love it, love the road because I come

809
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 4: back and I feel the results of it.

810
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I see what you're saying. So you're working

811
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 1: on your stuff a lot on the road.

812
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 4: Yeah.

813
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 1: I was just having this conversation with a friend of

814
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 1: mine because I was like, oh, I started in LA

815
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 1: doing stand up even though I'm from Jersey. Originally I

816
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 1: started doing stand up in LA and that culture there

817
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 1: isn't like three or four sets a night.

818
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 2: You don't do that. You know, you do like four

819
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 2: or five sets a week.

820
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 1: You get up every night once maybe twice, but like

821
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 1: those for diehards. But once I started doing the road,

822
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 1: like I don't come back to LA and go up

823
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 1: at the comedy Store or go to the laugh Factory

824
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 1: like I do my my shows.

825
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 4: When I sit telling you do I, why don't you

826
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 4: ever go up there?

827
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 1: I just I don't have any desire, like I want

828
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 1: to do my hour set, not a twenty minute set

829
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 1: or something like I will if it's a friend's show

830
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 1: and somebody asks me, but typically you're not gonna see

831
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:30,240
Speaker 1: me at those clubs.

832
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 2: I just don't.

833
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 1: I feel like I've I don't want to say I've

834
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 1: outgrown it because that sounds like I'm too good for it,

835
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 1: which is not the case. I just don't have a

836
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 1: When I'm home, I want to fucking chill and recuperate,

837
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 1: because when I'm on the road, it's like Wednesday through

838
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,719
Speaker 1: Sunday sometimes or you know, Thursday through Saturday, and then

839
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 1: I'm done and I come home and I'm.

840
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 2: Like, chill, chill, chill, go back out.

841
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 4: So I think one of my fears and my audience

842
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 4: is very forgiving if I take a long time to

843
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 4: get to a punchline, because I think they know it's coming. Yeah,

844
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 4: but like you know, if someone will take something with

845
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 4: seller is the comedy seller and they're just like, what

846
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 4: the fuck are you doing? So I want, I want

847
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 4: to know how the jokes are for people that aren't

848
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 4: straight up just there for.

849
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 2: Me, right, Yes, I understand that, you know.

850
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 4: And I also live like seven minute walk from the cellar,

851
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,720
Speaker 4: so I feel like I go there more than I should, probably,

852
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:20,360
Speaker 4: but but I love I love throwing shit at the

853
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 4: wall there. It's awesome.

854
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's a good point.

855
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 1: You do want to perform with people in front of

856
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 1: people that are not your fans totally.

857
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:29,760
Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean I feel like you stop growing if

858
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 4: you don't do that, at least a little bit.

859
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 1: You know, I'm just waiting for my house to be

860
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 1: done so I can fucking sell it and move to

861
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 1: New York. Probably move to New York, I mean, I hope,

862
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 1: So that was my plan about three years ago.

863
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 2: I got second there.

864
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 4: Seemed like a New Yorker. You don't seem like an

865
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 4: LA person.

866
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 2: I'm a Jersey that's the jersey you have.

867
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 4: Like a I think wherever you start, that's kind of

868
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 4: how you feel to me. And I saw you in

869
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 4: the city, like way back in the day. That wasn't

870
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 4: even a comic. I think you were opening for a tel.

871
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 2: I saw you, Oh maybe Caroline's and uh and.

872
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 4: You had like a New York mentality, so you feel

873
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 4: New York you should come here.

874
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would like to be here. I would like

875
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 2: to There's so much more action here.

876
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 4: Las cool.

877
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 1: It's a little bit like really healthy living and everyone's

878
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 1: in bed by eight. So I go there to recover,

879
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 1: you know. Mostly it's kind of like rehab.

880
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 4: I'm healthy when I'm there.

881
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone's healthy people. You can't get a drink after

882
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 1: ten o'clock at night.

883
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 2: Nothing is open.

884
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, anywhere in La, like they have never recovered from COVID.

885
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 1: When you guys, when you were living with Taylors started

886
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 1: to bring this up again, But were you guys in

887
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Speaker 1: New York or La?

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00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 4: We uh a little bit of both. During COVID we

889
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Speaker 4: were in La uh huh, and that was probably the

890
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 4: healthiest I've ever been.

891
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would imagine.

892
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 4: I mean she doesn't drink, so you know, she felt bad.

893
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 4: I was there, so she's like, let's go to Vonn's

894
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 4: and let's just find a bunch of liquor. For you see,

895
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 4: don't go crazy, but she doesn't. It's also weird to

896
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Speaker 4: just drink when the other person is still drinking. Yeah,

897
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Speaker 4: not that, like I can't, but it's just not as fun.

898
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 2: No, it's not as fun. I actually had this show.

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Speaker 1: I was dating this guy and I had the shoulder

900
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Speaker 1: injury last year and I couldn't drink for like thirty

901
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 1: days because I had it, Like I had to get

902
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 1: this intravenous antibiotics every twenty four hours, asking.

903
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 4: The doctor for loopholes, Like what if?

904
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 1: I mean, well, I find out after because you could

905
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 1: have been drinking on those antibiotics. They're so strong they'll

906
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Speaker 1: kill everything. I'm like, you could have fucking told me

907
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Speaker 1: that a month ago. No, but I was like, oh good,

908
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 1: a month of sobriety under my belt, Like I could

909
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Speaker 1: use that, you know, I mean I like to have

910
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Speaker 1: a drink. So but this guy didn't take the queue

911
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Speaker 1: and he kept drinking while I was unable to drink,

912
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Speaker 1: and I was like, you're out, get out of here.

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00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 2: I'm like, are you stupid?

914
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 1: This is your one opportunity to like band together with

915
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 1: your partner who cannot drink.

916
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Speaker 2: This is the moment you don't drink.

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Speaker 4: Also, Yeah, I was there was a go I wasn't

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Speaker 4: like dating, but we were kind of hooking up a

919
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 4: little bit and she would just happen to be in

920
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 4: town and she goes, where are you, I'd love to

921
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,239
Speaker 4: see you, and she showed up. I was just at

922
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Speaker 4: a bar, shitface with my friend and she was disgusted.

923
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Speaker 4: But I didn't know she was coming. Like she just

924
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Speaker 4: taped me up like like twenty minutes before, like let's

925
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Speaker 4: hang out, and she was like, you just drunk. I'm like,

926
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Speaker 4: he met me at a bar that had been there

927
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Speaker 4: for like three hours. Yeah, I'm gone.

928
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Speaker 2: Yeah that's hard. Being drunk is pretty.

929
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Speaker 4: Is probably not even a bad drunk, Like any bad

930
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 4: drunk as you get older has to quit. I'm a

931
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 4: pretty please I'm like a go getter when I'm drunk.

932
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 4: I talk about like grand ideas. I'm like, oh, I'm

933
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 4: going to do this, It's going to be great. I

934
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 4: make big promises. I don't follow through on them, but

935
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Speaker 4: I do in my heart want to do them.

936
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Speaker 2: Yeah, your intention is there.

937
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have a good, healthy relationship with alcohol.

938
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Speaker 4: I'm the type of drunk who tells you, like how

939
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 4: I genuinely feel about you, and I'm it's going to

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Speaker 4: be good. I'm not going to drink with you. I

941
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,719
Speaker 4: don't like mm hmm. So it's all positive.

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Speaker 1: So that's very high school too, when you get drunk

943
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 1: and start telling people how much you like them. That

944
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Speaker 1: reminds me of like, you know, eleventh grade in high school, yes,

945
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 1: where people like you're my best friend, you know what

946
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 1: I love about you? This is what I love or

947
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 1: or like MDMA people say that, but at a certage, Yeah,

948
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 1: have you ever done MDMA?

949
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 4: Drugs?

950
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 1: Don't like that?

951
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 4: Okay, well I'll do like basically, I'll do like like

952
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 4: if it's a muscle relax or something, or like yeah,

953
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 4: you know, rhythlin and stuff like that. But I don't

954
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 4: do do do you do a lot of pills and stuff?

955
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:59,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm familiar with pills. I mean I'm pretty

956
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Speaker 1: much like I'm.

957
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 4: All familiar with such a classy way to say that

958
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 4: I'm familiar with pills.

959
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 2: But I wouldn't. I wouldn't say I'm a pill popper,

960
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 2: like if.

961
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Speaker 1: I if I if I have, like I had surgery

962
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Speaker 1: on my foot a couple like I guess two months ago,

963
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 1: and I had some pain pills for that but I wasn't.

964
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Speaker 1: It wasn't like the enjoyment I would have gotten from

965
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:21,319
Speaker 1: pills like ten years ago. Like I'm not interested in

966
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 1: that stuff anymore, but I do like like MDMA, I

967
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Speaker 1: like LSD. I microdose LSD all the time. I love LSD.

968
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,880
Speaker 1: I think it's the best, like upper So I'm pretty

969
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Speaker 1: like open. I'm a very drug positive drug I get

970
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:35,960
Speaker 1: along well with drugs.

971
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Speaker 2: I rarely have a bad time.

972
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Speaker 1: I was just in a beza for three days and

973
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 1: that ends it on a sour note. But that I

974
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Speaker 1: don't think had anything to do with drugs. That was

975
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 1: more that was just like the heat, extreme heat, and

976
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 1: like from just like sick from like just I was

977
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 1: at this party for like three days. It was an

978
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:57,400
Speaker 1: ongoing party, different people, groups of people. It wasn't one party,

979
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 1: but just like too much and it's hot, and I

980
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 1: was like, I'm out.

981
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 2: I don't feel good at all.

982
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 1: And then I slept for like almost twenty four hours

983
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: and missed my flight back.

984
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, I mean I missed it intentionally.

985
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 4: You know.

986
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm not making this flight. It's not happening.

987
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 4: I have to sleep cool when you made that choice,

988
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 4: so yeah.

989
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 2: It feels good. It feels good.

990
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 1: And then they were like, well, we have to change

991
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 1: your hotel room because you were supposed to check out.

992
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, good luck with that because

993
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 1: I'm not fucking getting up.

994
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 4: And I'm like, you did squatters law.

995
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 2: I was like, you have to come and remove me.

996
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,319
Speaker 4: You use your squatters right.

997
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,359
Speaker 1: I was like, common, gat my luggage and then bring

998
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 1: me a wheelchair and feel me to the next location.

999
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 2: Because that's how this is going down. And that's how

1000
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:35,720
Speaker 2: it worked.

1001
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 4: Like it was fine, you're super hungover.

1002
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 1: I was just like I was just weak. It was

1003
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 1: more of weak, like I wasn't I didn't get sick

1004
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 1: or anything. I just felt like, you know, sometimes you

1005
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 1: get zapped, and for me, I have the climate change is.

1006
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 2: Going to be a big problem for me because I

1007
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:49,719
Speaker 2: can't fucking take the eat.

1008
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, I need. I want to invest your jew. Yeah,

1009
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:55,279
Speaker 4: East Coast Jew. That's all we do is complain about.

1010
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:58,279
Speaker 2: Anything anything really. Yeah, it doesn't have to be the weather.

1011
00:35:58,640 --> 00:35:58,879
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1012
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna take a break and we're going to

1013
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:01,839
Speaker 2: be right back with Sam.

1014
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 3: Morrell calling all duos. We're looking for more couples to

1015
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 3: write in for couples counseling with Chelsea. So whether that's

1016
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,919
Speaker 3: your partner or your mom or your best friend, feel

1017
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:19,800
Speaker 3: free to write into Dear Chelsea podcast at gmail dot com.

1018
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 2: Okay, and we're back with Sam Morrell. His tour right now.

1019
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 1: Everybody you can go see him at Sam morrell dot com.

1020
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 1: That's m O R R I L. His tour is

1021
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 1: called the Errors Tour, not to be confused with the

1022
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,359
Speaker 1: other tour that ended last year.

1023
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 4: How did you familiar?

1024
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:36,879
Speaker 2: How did you come up with that name?

1025
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 4: Sound? I don't know, it just came to me, just

1026
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 4: hit me, and do people get confused? It's happened. Yeah.

1027
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,719
Speaker 4: I saw another comedian using it too, and I was like,

1028
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:45,239
Speaker 4: I beat him to.

1029
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 2: It another one. How can you do that at the

1030
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 2: same time.

1031
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:48,719
Speaker 4: Mine was already out there.

1032
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 1: I can't do it, I know, But did that guy

1033
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 1: do a Google check and find out that it's happening?

1034
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:53,919
Speaker 4: But it's all right.

1035
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,280
Speaker 2: Your newest special is called Same Time Tomorrow, which.

1036
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 4: No newest ones? What you've changed? That one's on Amazon

1037
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 4: Same Time Tomorrow with a Netflix one, but that's on

1038
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 4: my YouTube channel now I got the rights back for.

1039
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 2: That, did you for Netflix? Wow? Nice? You're quite a

1040
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:07,320
Speaker 2: deal maker.

1041
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: You are Jewish and you've changed is on Amazon.

1042
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.

1043
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:16,280
Speaker 1: As with all his other specials, the Hour was immediately

1044
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: a hit with fans and critics alike, with The New

1045
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 1: York Times praising him as reliably funny.

1046
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 4: I didn't send this.

1047
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 1: Here's a quote from Vulture, just to make you even

1048
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 1: more embarrassed. A good comedian who has done the work

1049
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 1: of establishing a clear, distinct persona can get as big

1050
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 1: of a laugh on a pause as they can a punchline.

1051
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:38,759
Speaker 1: Oh that's a great compliment. Yeah, that's actually what you

1052
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,399
Speaker 1: just said about yourself kind of is it? Moments ago

1053
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 1: you said your audience is forgiving when you lead up

1054
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 1: to a joke. I mean, it's not the same as

1055
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 1: a pose, but I'm gonna.

1056
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,240
Speaker 4: I just meant their patient with me because I'm Sometimes

1057
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 4: it's it's you know, you know how it is when

1058
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 4: you have the nopet out you're trying to figure it out. Yeah?

1059
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you bring your notepacket on stage?

1060
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 5: A lot?

1061
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 4: I try not to. I ran into someone who called

1062
00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 4: me out for it recently on this at a bar.

1063
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 4: He was I always had it showing you just had

1064
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 4: your fucking notepad out and I was like, well, you know,

1065
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 4: I build the show is working out new material.

1066
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 2: And he's like, still, dude at the cellar.

1067
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 4: No it. I was at a bar with a friend

1068
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 4: like you talking about and Dania Beach at the improv

1069
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 4: there and I was doing workout show.

1070
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 1: So I think if you're at a comedy club, you're

1071
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 1: allowed to bring your notes on stage.

1072
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:17,799
Speaker 2: I mean, who gives a shit.

1073
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 1: It's like you're doing Madison Square Garden and looking at

1074
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:20,720
Speaker 1: your notebook.

1075
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, which, by the way, yeah, sorry, oh oh my god?

1076
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 4: That bad.

1077
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 2: Well, I mean it wasn't great.

1078
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:28,320
Speaker 4: It came out involuntarily, it was.

1079
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:30,359
Speaker 2: It came out more of as an exhale. But I

1080
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:31,319
Speaker 2: know what a burp is.

1081
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,800
Speaker 4: Fun. I thought I thought it could be sneaky.

1082
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 1: I'm just waiting for it to reach my nostrils, but

1083
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 1: it hasn't been, which is lucky. Okay, So you also

1084
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 1: did the Rest of the Year a little bit with

1085
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:42,800
Speaker 1: Cannon Burner.

1086
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:46,240
Speaker 4: Yes, how was that terrible? Was it awful?

1087
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 2: Why?

1088
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:48,880
Speaker 4: It was just a mess. So it was like a

1089
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 4: four hour shoot and people were like they people some

1090
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 4: of the people that couldn't read a prompter, so they're

1091
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 4: taking like thirty minutes to do their set and we're

1092
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 4: just sitting at a table behind them.

1093
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 2: Like just fun. Oh was it a audience?

1094
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it was like a four hour shoot.

1095
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:02,879
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1096
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:04,360
Speaker 4: I thought it was so bad for the crowd.

1097
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 1: I think Jeff asked me to do that, and I

1098
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,359
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not, no, I don't do roast.

1099
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,840
Speaker 4: First of all, I said no, and then Mark Norman

1100
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 4: said yes because they told him. I said yes, and

1101
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 4: he's your buddy. He's my buddy, and then he was

1102
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 4: We kind of were like, what if we just did

1103
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 4: it together so it would take the you know out

1104
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 4: of it, take this thing and we had fun. Actually, yeah,

1105
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 4: working it out together was fun because we were like

1106
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 4: riffing off each other, figuring out jokes.

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00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 2: I liked to Are you typically into roast? Do you

1108
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 2: like to do those?

1109
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:30,840
Speaker 4: I wouldn't say it's like my style of humor, but

1110
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 4: I yeah, I like them. I think they're like they're

1111
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 4: it's a tradition for a reason. It's fun. Yeah, how

1112
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:36,359
Speaker 4: about you.

1113
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 1: I mean, I've never done them, just because my personality

1114
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 1: is so like I'm just roasting people anyway, Like I

1115
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:42,360
Speaker 1: don't really need to be.

1116
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 2: I've always looked at it.

1117
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 1: Like that's a hat on a hat, you know what

1118
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 1: I mean, Like it's a little much.

1119
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 2: You'd I mean to go off on people all the time.

1120
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, now that I'm not on a show where I'm

1121
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 1: roasting people all the time, it would be a different thing.

1122
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 2: But I don't know.

1123
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,880
Speaker 1: I would have to see what they he asked me

1124
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:58,239
Speaker 1: to do this one. But it was at the worst

1125
00:39:58,239 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: time of the year. I was like, I just had

1126
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:01,280
Speaker 1: just got Whistler. I'm like, I'm not leaving.

1127
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 4: There was a period when I think, like Roast Battle,

1128
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:05,480
Speaker 4: that stuff got too big, and all these new comics

1129
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 4: could they were graded insulting people, but they didn't have

1130
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,360
Speaker 4: five minutes on themselves. So to me that I was

1131
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 4: kind of like, add is becoming too much of a thing.

1132
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 4: But when it's a big I didn't like the idea

1133
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 4: of roasting the year either, because it's like I don't

1134
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 4: like roasting people who aren't in the room.

1135
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 5: M m.

1136
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:21,719
Speaker 4: So that's why we most of our jokes were like

1137
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 4: Diddy Luigi, I'm like, all right, let's they're either on

1138
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,840
Speaker 4: trial or in jail, Like, let's shit on people that

1139
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,240
Speaker 4: actually or not here for a reason.

1140
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 1: Right, We're gonna take callers and get into some advice soon.

1141
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: This is what we do here at chor Chelsea. You're

1142
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 1: gonna love it. What is your situation now romantically? Do

1143
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 1: you have a girlfriend?

1144
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:39,759
Speaker 4: No? I don't do you?

1145
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,280
Speaker 2: Are you good at being a boyfriend?

1146
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:45,760
Speaker 1: This is a very female heavy show, so you're gonna

1147
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,280
Speaker 1: have a lot of new female fans.

1148
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 4: Cool. So if you want to say if you're a

1149
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 4: good girlfriend or no.

1150
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 1: I wouldn't date me. I mean, I'm doing my own thing.

1151
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 1: I don't really have any respect for like anyone. Like

1152
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 1: I don't like to be in a couple. I like

1153
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:02,280
Speaker 1: to just do my own thing and casual encounters.

1154
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:06,479
Speaker 4: Okay, that's cool. I think I'm really in it. I'm good,

1155
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 4: but I was in one for a while and it

1156
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:11,279
Speaker 4: takes a while for me to I like to kind

1157
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 4: of heal for a while and then just go do

1158
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 4: my own thing.

1159
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:15,959
Speaker 1: You need to recover from the relationship for a while,

1160
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: totally right. Well, that's nice to hear from a man

1161
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 1: because a lot of women feel that way.

1162
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 4: Really, Yeah, like a lot.

1163
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:23,360
Speaker 1: It takes a lot out of you to be in

1164
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 1: a relationship. First of all, you fall in love and

1165
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:26,799
Speaker 1: then you get you can get your heart broken, and

1166
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 1: so then you're vulnerable and you like you have to

1167
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 1: like kind of almost kind of lick your wounds regardless

1168
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 1: of how the relationship ended, Like you can have your

1169
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 1: heartbroken even if you're the person that ended the relationship.

1170
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, no, it's I'm usually the person who gets dumped,

1171
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 4: I feel like, which is kind of great.

1172
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,760
Speaker 1: Well, you're a man, so you should be getting dumped. Yeah,

1173
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,239
Speaker 1: I mean, you guys have done enough.

1174
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 4: I'm getting punished for every man ever.

1175
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 1: Well, all men should be punished for every man ever

1176
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 1: or not should be, but they are kind of being punished.

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00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 4: Maybe.

1178
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 1: I think what it is really, I'll tell you what

1179
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 1: it is, because I was just thinking about this the

1180
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:58,879
Speaker 1: other day. Yeah, I was because I'm just coming back

1181
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:00,839
Speaker 1: onto men, Like I was kind of grossed out by

1182
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:01,919
Speaker 1: men for a period of time.

1183
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 4: Did you ever do you ever have like a lady

1184
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 4: phase or no?

1185
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:06,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, but only with guys, like in threesome situations, Like

1186
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,239
Speaker 1: I'm not hooking up with girls on my own, you know,

1187
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 1: I'm not like, hey, come over and eat my pussy,

1188
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 1: but guys.

1189
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 2: I think.

1190
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 1: Ye, what my turn off was was this kind of

1191
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:19,760
Speaker 1: like political backdrop that we're in, even if men aren't

1192
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:24,839
Speaker 1: Trump supporters, it's very emblematic right now. The world we're

1193
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,400
Speaker 1: living in the news every single day is very emblematic

1194
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:30,360
Speaker 1: of the reason we're here in this situation in the

1195
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 1: first place is because of men, you know, because of

1196
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 1: men not standing up for women enough, standing up for

1197
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:39,359
Speaker 1: the rights of people that are not white, straight males enough,

1198
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 1: Like men aren't they don't think that's their job, so

1199
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 1: that you don't have to be a Trump supporter to

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00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:46,839
Speaker 1: be contributing to that, you know what I mean.

1201
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 2: So in a certain way, this is from my perspective,

1202
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:51,359
Speaker 2: only in a certain way.

1203
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 1: Like I was like, God, I'm so off of men

1204
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,400
Speaker 1: for like the last six months, and I was talking

1205
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 1: it out with a friend.

1206
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:57,359
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I know what it is.

1207
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm so grossed out by what we're dealing

1208
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 1: with right now that I want to blame all men

1209
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:05,360
Speaker 1: for bringing us here, not just the men who's voted

1210
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 1: for Donald Trump, but all men, all men for not going, oh,

1211
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 1: gay people need rights. I'm actually going to actively stand

1212
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 1: up for their rights. I'm going to actively stand up

1213
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:16,759
Speaker 1: for women's rights and you know, equity and all of

1214
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,400
Speaker 1: the things that matter. So but now I'm starting to

1215
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:21,959
Speaker 1: realize you guys didn't know any better.

1216
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I feel like if we get blamed

1217
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 4: for all the bad stuff men have done, we should

1218
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 4: also get credit for all the great stuff men have

1219
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:31,479
Speaker 4: done too. Like you know, I name something maybe before

1220
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 4: I falk you. I'm like this condom A dude came

1221
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:35,879
Speaker 4: up with that. Oh that's kind of cool.

1222
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's just you guys helping yourselves again, do

1223
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,719
Speaker 1: you see, Because you're protecting yourself from having a child, so.

1224
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:43,520
Speaker 4: You have to be protect you from my STDs.

1225
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 1: But you have to think of STDs.

1226
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 2: Yes, he does. By the way we test, he doesn't count.

1227
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:50,880
Speaker 4: He tested all count.

1228
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 1: He tested all of our guests before they come in.

1229
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 1: And you've tested positive for three different human papalomavirus, your

1230
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 1: HIV positive HIV it's treatable now, and you have her beast,

1231
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 1: which is also treatable. So problems there are.

1232
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 4: God damn it.

1233
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 1: I bet you didn't realize you were going to get

1234
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 1: diagnosed when you came on this podcast.

1235
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 4: I didn't think so, But you know what, this is

1236
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 4: A p gave me a trip to the doctor.

1237
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,360
Speaker 2: You're right, I am a factor.

1238
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 1: I like to refer to myself as a farm to

1239
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 1: table guynecologist. Our callers know that already.

1240
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, I think I understand. I understand women are

1241
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,440
Speaker 4: especially when Roe v Way got overturned, I understand that.

1242
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:30,959
Speaker 4: I think that was uh yeah, it's just like.

1243
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:34,320
Speaker 1: You're you're insulted that we don't have enough comrades, you

1244
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,360
Speaker 1: know what I mean. It's like, why are we always

1245
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,880
Speaker 1: the ones screaming and yelling? Why aren't guys helping a

1246
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 1: fight for us?

1247
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 5: You know?

1248
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:44,680
Speaker 1: That's that's the sentiment. And I'm not saying that guys don't.

1249
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 4: There are plenty of in this election.

1250
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, but those women are being controlled by their husbands.

1251
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:52,839
Speaker 1: And you know what I mean, like women who listen

1252
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 1: to their husbands, Like any woman that voted for Donald

1253
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 1: Trump is probably married to somebody who's a Trumper. And

1254
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 1: that's a general is a that's probably not true for

1255
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:02,880
Speaker 1: every single one, but I'm sure.

1256
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:03,720
Speaker 2: It's true for a lot.

1257
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 1: And again that's on the fault of men for influencing

1258
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:08,880
Speaker 1: their wives.

1259
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:11,839
Speaker 4: Well, I feel terrible about this, guys. I'm sorry, Thank you.

1260
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 2: That's all I was looking for was.

1261
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,240
Speaker 4: An apology this podcast.

1262
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you will get it.

1263
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 4: You will get it.

1264
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:18,959
Speaker 2: By apologizing. That's the first step.

1265
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm so sorry.

1266
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 2: Okay, Catherine, what do we have on tap for today?

1267
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:23,840
Speaker 2: For Sam?

1268
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:27,440
Speaker 3: All right, Well, our first caller today is Morgan. The

1269
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 3: subject line of her email is my dad wants me

1270
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 3: to meet his son. Ye, Dear Chelsey, I am a

1271
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:35,719
Speaker 3: thirty seven year old woman who's found herself living in

1272
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:38,359
Speaker 3: the same town as her father after many years far

1273
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,839
Speaker 3: far away in NYC. My dad's dating life is a

1274
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 3: fiery disaster. He's sixty five, has done well financially, and

1275
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,760
Speaker 3: has ended two of his marriages by having illicit, highly

1276
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 3: choreographed affairs. He's been married three times, the first being

1277
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 3: my mother. His most recently terminated relationship was with a

1278
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:58,399
Speaker 3: thirty two year old who was in need of financial help.

1279
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 3: An entirely devoid of personality. He insisted that we meet her,

1280
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:04,359
Speaker 3: which we did, and I attempted to get to know her,

1281
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:07,440
Speaker 3: despite being squarely between mine and my brother's age at

1282
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 3: the time. When she met my dad, he was more

1283
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 3: than happy to pay for her bachelor's degree in nursing,

1284
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:15,319
Speaker 3: move her whole family into his home, including her brother

1285
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:18,439
Speaker 3: who was overcoming a gambling addiction, and after a few

1286
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:22,320
Speaker 3: tumultuous years. They ultimately married with zero guests and attendance.

1287
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:25,839
Speaker 3: Six months later, they were separating, after having given her

1288
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 3: the reins to property manage his real estate portfolio. She

1289
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 3: still runs it. He pays her handsomely. They're in the

1290
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 3: process of detangling it, but it's a fucking mess. She'll

1291
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,359
Speaker 3: ultimately gain a property or two from the whole sort

1292
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 3: of affair.

1293
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 2: Ooh, lucky her.

1294
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 3: About a week ago, I got engaged to the love

1295
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 3: of my life while on vacation in Maui. The day

1296
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,799
Speaker 3: I'm returning home, my dad asks if we would like

1297
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 3: to meet quote Sammy, the twenty six year old he's

1298
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,799
Speaker 3: been courting long distance. I told him I wouldn't meet

1299
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 3: her until he met her parents. This whole saga is

1300
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 3: wrote to me. Now he wants a trophy wife, which

1301
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 3: in his case just it's like a vulnerable young woman

1302
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:04,320
Speaker 3: who may come from a troubled or a super religious upbringing.

1303
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,839
Speaker 3: Sammy the new girlfriend is of the latter variety. I'm

1304
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:10,359
Speaker 3: currently just biding my time before he proposes to yet

1305
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 3: another young woman, one he barely knows he intends to

1306
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,879
Speaker 3: be engaged to Sammy first, prior to meeting her very

1307
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:19,359
Speaker 3: religious parents. What an absolute joke. His trust in women

1308
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 3: is bargain basement vibes sold dirt cheap. My dad and

1309
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 3: they are close, but I've learned to keep some distance

1310
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 3: in order to keep my peace. How do I proceed?

1311
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 3: Do I just kill with kindness and limit my time

1312
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 3: with him? I refuse to allow him to bring this

1313
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 3: new SUNI to my wedding, and I dread even just

1314
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:36,879
Speaker 3: meeting this young woman who likes old men. But here

1315
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 3: I am just trying to quote let them. Thanks again, Morgan.

1316
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,760
Speaker 2: Hi, Morgan, this is our special guest, Sam Morrele today.

1317
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 4: Hi. How are you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's here to give you some straight heterosexual male

1319
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:49,280
Speaker 1: advice on this topic.

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Speaker 2: Perfect.

1321
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:53,479
Speaker 4: What do you mean by highly choreographed affair that sounds

1322
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:56,720
Speaker 4: like John Wick fucking or something that was that was crazy?

1323
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:57,360
Speaker 2: Same thing?

1324
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 5: No, just that he them at all, you know, or

1325
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 5: that they were highly secretive but like intentional.

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00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:06,720
Speaker 2: You know a lot of scheduling involved.

1327
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:09,320
Speaker 5: A lot of scheduling involved a lot of yeah, ground

1328
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:09,760
Speaker 5: to cover.

1329
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,240
Speaker 2: You want to limit your exposure to this woman?

1330
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:16,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, I find it kind of disheartening, only because it's

1331
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:20,799
Speaker 5: now becoming just such a rote pattern. You know. I

1332
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 5: mean like it doesn't really matter who it is, but

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00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:27,319
Speaker 5: essentially he just wants someone young, and it's like kind

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Speaker 5: of devalues some of my relationship. Like I love my dad,

1335
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,839
Speaker 5: but his relationship with women is.

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Speaker 1: Like embarrassed digest Yeah, I mean like I would just

1337
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Speaker 1: limit your exposure to her at all and just be

1338
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 1: honest with your dad, Like I've already seen you get

1339
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,360
Speaker 1: swindled by this other woman. This seems to be a

1340
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 1: pattern of behavior because there's not there's more than just

1341
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,320
Speaker 1: one right, right.

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Speaker 5: Well, yeah, there was someone he recently had a brief

1343
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 5: marriage with, who is like.

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Speaker 2: That's the best kind to happen.

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00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 4: Is he like a romantic? Does he think that? Is

1346
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 4: he in this where he's like this is the one?

1347
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 4: Is he that?

1348
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1349
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:10,360
Speaker 5: Yes, he kind of has like this very old school

1350
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Speaker 5: kind of romance.

1351
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 4: But there's like a forty year age gap, right, Yeah,

1352
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:18,240
Speaker 4: that's fucking all that. I remember reading about Sinatra dating

1353
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 4: Mia Farrow and he was like sixty and she was

1354
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 4: twenty one, and it's like, what the fuck do you

1355
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,840
Speaker 4: talk about? It doesn't matter my knees hurt. She's like

1356
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Speaker 4: what I saw seven.

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Speaker 1: I was at a dinner the other night there was

1358
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:30,799
Speaker 1: a seven year old, very famous seven year old with

1359
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,720
Speaker 1: a twenty one year old He's married, first of all,

1360
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Speaker 1: and he was there with a twenty one year old

1361
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 1: girlfriend who was in because and I know she was

1362
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 1: twenty one because she went to Pepperdine.

1363
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 2: She was actively a Pepperdine student last year.

1364
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Speaker 1: I don't understand. Maybe Sam can shed light on this.

1365
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:47,400
Speaker 1: I think that first of all, men just need a woman.

1366
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:48,440
Speaker 2: They can't be alone.

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Speaker 1: Men have incredibly older men especially have an incredibly That's

1368
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Speaker 1: why when men get divorced, they remarry immediately, and women

1369
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 1: get divorced and they're like, I'm never fucking getting married again,

1370
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Speaker 1: because women are taking care of them, and men want

1371
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 1: to be taken care of and they want a younger,

1372
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 1: hotter girl so that they feel relevant and that people

1373
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 1: look at them and go, oh my god, look at

1374
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:10,240
Speaker 1: that guy. That Look at that man with that young girl.

1375
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Speaker 1: He must be so incredible.

1376
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Speaker 4: But she must be. She's using him as well, though

1377
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:15,800
Speaker 4: clearly obviously.

1378
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:17,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they're both using each other.

1379
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Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's.

1380
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Speaker 2: Actually a perfect thing.

1381
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Speaker 5: It's like I have fully resigned myself to the fact

1382
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Speaker 5: that these relationships are transactional in nature, you know, it's like,

1383
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 5: why do I have.

1384
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Speaker 2: To be involved? Well? Why do you have to be involved?

1385
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 5: Though?

1386
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 2: Is the question?

1387
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 5: Well, that's the thing, is like I've had moments where

1388
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 5: I just can't deal with the drama of his life.

1389
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 4: But I don't even understand why you are. I mean,

1390
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 4: just say, like, hey, it's my wedding. You come, but

1391
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Speaker 4: I don't want her there. That's your wedding. That's cool, right,

1392
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:47,360
Speaker 4: and then and then and then why else do you

1393
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:48,879
Speaker 4: have to hang out with her? Just say it makes

1394
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:50,840
Speaker 4: me uncomfortable, Just say I don't I don't like that,

1395
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:53,239
Speaker 4: Or you can try dating a black guy and really

1396
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Speaker 4: piss him off.

1397
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Speaker 2: Isn't your way for you to date a black guy,

1398
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:56,760
Speaker 2: because aren't you getting married.

1399
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Speaker 5: I'm getting readried to somebody whose last name is white.

1400
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:01,520
Speaker 2: So you're the white guy.

1401
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 1: That would be even better if he was black and

1402
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 1: his last name were white.

1403
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 2: Ye, that would be a double whoopsie doodle. Yeah, that

1404
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 2: would be great.

1405
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 5: I know that I won't allow that to happen at

1406
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 5: my wedding, or like she won't be there. I think

1407
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 5: I know that I used to live, you know, on

1408
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:20,800
Speaker 5: the other side of the country, and now we're both

1409
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:24,120
Speaker 5: living in the same town again after you know, seventeen

1410
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:25,279
Speaker 5: eighteen years.

1411
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:28,360
Speaker 1: That's perfect because then that's your excuse. You don't have

1412
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:30,440
Speaker 1: to go visit him. To visit him, you're in the

1413
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 1: same town now, so that if you want to go

1414
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 1: to lunch with your father, you don't have to hang

1415
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 1: out with his girlfriend or whatever, you know, his prostitute

1416
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 1: slash wife. And when when you said sunny, that threw

1417
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,280
Speaker 1: me for a lutulu because that applies.

1418
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 2: It was his daughter, right or your stepdaughter, right. So

1419
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 2: it's not that bad.

1420
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 1: She's He's just a guy that's dating women that are

1421
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 1: too young, and he's perfectly happy paying for them and

1422
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:55,279
Speaker 1: being taken advantage by them exactly. And that's fine. But

1423
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,359
Speaker 1: you can separate the two. You could be like, listen, dad,

1424
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:59,360
Speaker 1: we're in the same city now. I've had enough of

1425
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:03,040
Speaker 1: your drama with these young women. It's obviously a transactional relationship.

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00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:05,360
Speaker 1: I don't want anything to do with it. It's embarrassing

1427
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:07,880
Speaker 1: to me. I love you, You're my father. When I

1428
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:09,839
Speaker 1: spend time with you, it's going to just be us

1429
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 1: and that's it. And if you have a problem with that,

1430
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 1: then I'm sorry, but I have to set up some

1431
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:16,799
Speaker 1: boundaries here because you've been doing whatever you wanted and

1432
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 1: this last hot mess was it impacted all of you?

1433
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, but also he's not and you know you

1434
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,240
Speaker 4: have lunch with him, and that said, he's not gonna

1435
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:26,320
Speaker 4: try to bang any of your friends because they've aged

1436
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 4: out probably, so you're safe there. And then yeah, just

1437
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 4: just hang out with your dad and just your dad.

1438
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, and don't have sex with him.

1439
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 5: No.

1440
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:40,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, this whole Sunie thing put a damper on this conversation.

1441
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 3: I will say, Morgan, there is another very important piece

1442
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:48,280
Speaker 3: to this that you'll want to have a serious conversation

1443
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:52,319
Speaker 3: with your dad about, and that is inheritance stuff. You know,

1444
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:54,879
Speaker 3: him being I know you said with his previous wife

1445
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,399
Speaker 3: he had a prenup, but that's like not actually enough.

1446
00:52:57,719 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 3: He needs to go to an elder law or a

1447
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 3: state planning attorney and basically talked to him about like, hey,

1448
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:04,719
Speaker 3: we don't want this to be a thing where, like

1449
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 3: God forbid, something happens to you, which it will eventually

1450
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:11,520
Speaker 3: that all of your assets go to this person who's

1451
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:14,520
Speaker 3: twenty six or whatever. You need to like set it

1452
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:17,920
Speaker 3: up so it follows the bloodline and any good elder

1453
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 3: law or estate planning attorney should be able to help

1454
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:21,960
Speaker 3: him set up his assets in a way that like,

1455
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 3: she can be provided for if they're still married at

1456
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 3: the time of his death. But it's not just like Okay,

1457
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 3: now she gets to go live her life with Biff

1458
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 3: the pool boy.

1459
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 1: In fact, I would use that as a bargaining chip,

1460
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 1: like I would say, if you do all of those things,

1461
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 1: she's allowed to be in my life ten percent of

1462
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:38,400
Speaker 1: the time that I see you, I will tolerate her

1463
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:41,480
Speaker 1: as long as you protect yourself financially from this woman.

1464
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 4: Have you met her?

1465
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 5: No, I haven't met her. But essentially when I got

1466
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:48,880
Speaker 5: back from Maui a couple weeks ago, we had just

1467
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 5: got engaged, and my dad was like, hey, do you

1468
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:54,239
Speaker 5: mind just meeting Sammy really briefly tomorrow?

1469
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 4: He stole your shine that's supposed to be your day.

1470
00:53:57,719 --> 00:54:00,479
Speaker 5: And I was like, no, I mean no, But also,

1471
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 5: have you met her parents yet? And he's like no,

1472
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 5: And I'm like, well, yeah, how about you like meet

1473
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:09,600
Speaker 5: her family or like understand a little bit of context,

1474
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:13,280
Speaker 5: like you've spent a total of what thirty five days

1475
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 5: with her over the course of a somewhat distance you know,

1476
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:20,480
Speaker 5: very new relationship, Like why do you it's just the

1477
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:24,840
Speaker 5: financial dominance or like whatever that is, or whatever.

1478
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:25,319
Speaker 2: This kink is.

1479
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:29,920
Speaker 5: It's like, it's just he just needs to ascribe himself,

1480
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:33,439
Speaker 5: wants to be in a dedicated romantic relationship. He wants

1481
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:36,240
Speaker 5: to share his romance with everyone else in his life,

1482
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 5: and really that's not a lot more than just his

1483
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:41,799
Speaker 5: family members at this point. And so it's like it's

1484
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 5: kind of a sad scenario. But yes, I appreciate where

1485
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 5: he said, Catherine, because a lot of it is kind

1486
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:49,440
Speaker 5: of like, oh, is this also going to turn into

1487
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 5: some mess fully at the end of his life?

1488
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 2: I think that's the most important thing.

1489
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:56,000
Speaker 1: You know, however, he spends his time whoever he wants

1490
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 1: to fuck, like whatever, but you don't need it in

1491
00:54:58,280 --> 00:54:59,160
Speaker 1: your face all the time.

1492
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:00,000
Speaker 2: But be reasonable.

1493
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:03,280
Speaker 1: But also the financial aspect being the most important aspect,

1494
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 1: because you don't want these girls just like taking all

1495
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 1: of his money. I mean, he's basically paying for a

1496
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:10,880
Speaker 1: wife or a girlfriend anyway. So let him go ahead

1497
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:13,320
Speaker 1: and do that, but don't let that be turned into

1498
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:14,840
Speaker 1: something in his will.

1499
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:18,399
Speaker 4: I can ask a question, what's the minimum age going

1500
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 4: forward that you'd be okay with him?

1501
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:23,480
Speaker 5: Fucking and you meeting, I mean honestly.

1502
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 4: Because we get him to set his tender to that,

1503
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:27,240
Speaker 4: then maybe we avoid this in the future.

1504
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:32,000
Speaker 5: You know, yeah, well exactly, But I forty forty, it

1505
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:35,040
Speaker 5: would just be someone who's like in or around my age,

1506
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:37,400
Speaker 5: because I really did give that last girl a chance,

1507
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:37,959
Speaker 5: you know what.

1508
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:39,880
Speaker 2: I mean, like around your age.

1509
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 1: That's so gross to think of your father dating someone

1510
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:42,880
Speaker 1: your own age.

1511
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 2: It's fucking weird, right.

1512
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:46,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, did I ever tell you the story, Catherine, when

1513
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 1: my mother died. One week after my mother died, my father,

1514
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:54,120
Speaker 1: Seymour handler, who now, thank god, is deceased, was in

1515
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:57,120
Speaker 1: our kitchen and my brother Roy went over to our

1516
00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:59,839
Speaker 1: house to check on my father in a thirty five

1517
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 1: cornyside drive in Livingston, New Jersey, and his housekeeper, his

1518
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 1: Jamaican cleaning lady, was nude in the kitchen cleaning for

1519
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 1: him while he had his pants down on the sofa

1520
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:12,359
Speaker 1: twenty feet away from her.

1521
00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:15,800
Speaker 2: Now, that was a week after my mother died.

1522
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:19,799
Speaker 1: That is that is what happens to older men when

1523
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:21,400
Speaker 1: they when they lose their wives.

1524
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:22,879
Speaker 2: That's not all older men.

1525
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 4: I got to get a new cleaning lady I have.

1526
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:29,600
Speaker 1: I would never ever have known how disgusting my father

1527
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 1: was unless my mother had died. That's crazy disgusting. Wow,

1528
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 1: can you imagine this poor woman?

1529
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:39,400
Speaker 4: I mean, that is that how she came Well, I'm.

1530
00:56:39,239 --> 00:56:40,839
Speaker 1: Sure he's like, hey, why don't you take her clothes

1531
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:42,799
Speaker 1: off and clean and I'll sit here at masturbait and

1532
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:44,640
Speaker 1: I'll give you an extra forty bucks.

1533
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:47,439
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure that was it was something along

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Speaker 2: those lines.

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Speaker 1: But imagine hearing that on your group, your family thread, like, hey,

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00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:53,279
Speaker 1: I just came over to dad's house and guess who

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00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:54,240
Speaker 1: was naked in the kitchen.

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Speaker 2: You're like, wow, this is a real bummer. Listen.

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Speaker 1: Old men can be gross and they can have gross toes,

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00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 1: but it is your father. So I think we've sorted

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Speaker 1: this issue out. I think you're going to be fine,

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00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 1: and you just have to be very direct.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, rank you so much. Thanks more, welcome, You're welcome.

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Speaker 2: Follow up with us? Okay, thank you, I will Bye.

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Speaker 4: Sam.

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Speaker 1: Do you think you'll be one of those men that

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00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:20,840
Speaker 1: when you get older, you're going to want to date

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Speaker 1: twenty year old It's.

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Speaker 4: Like, do you he No, I mean I won't go

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Speaker 4: that young now.

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00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm pretty you're not even forty yet, So

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00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:28,960
Speaker 1: I don't think you really know until you're in your

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00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:31,440
Speaker 1: fifties as a man, if you're going to go down

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Speaker 1: that road.

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Speaker 4: I just think that's too young for me. I don't

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Speaker 4: really connect with it, like I t I think the

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Speaker 4: youngest I.

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Speaker 1: Would go because at a certain point they're not talking

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Speaker 1: about anything.

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00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 2: They're just there for you know.

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00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:47,240
Speaker 1: It's like your penis like a fuck doll. Yeah, and

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00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:49,960
Speaker 1: it's also to show off. I would imagine it's.

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00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:51,680
Speaker 4: To show My friends would be impressed with it. I

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00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:53,080
Speaker 4: think they'd be like, what the fuck are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 1: But I would imagine that the men who are doing

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00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:59,280
Speaker 1: that believe that people are looking at them with envy.

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00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 2: Look at me, Look what I have.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I think I can't preduct. I'm really unproduct.

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00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 4: I don't have a type. Really, I'm pretty unpredictable with

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Speaker 4: who I date, so I don't think I would do that.

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Speaker 4: But I mean, my ex was older than me. I've dated.

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Speaker 4: Taylor's the youngest biggest age gap I've ever dated. Yeah,

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00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 4: I don't know. I think if the person's hot there,

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00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:25,520
Speaker 4: if I'm attracted them, I don't give a shit.

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Speaker 1: I know, but It's just that there's a different thing

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00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:29,760
Speaker 1: that happens when there's somebody, a man that's over sixty

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00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:33,000
Speaker 1: year over seventy with somebody that's twenty to thirty years younger.

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00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:34,919
Speaker 1: I used to date guys that were like twenty years

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00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 1: older than me when I was in my twenties. Now

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00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:38,880
Speaker 1: I wouldn't date someone twenty years older than me because

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00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:41,760
Speaker 1: that means they're almost seventy Totally, Like, I'm not down

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00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:42,360
Speaker 1: for that either.

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00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:46,360
Speaker 4: Say what stage of your life are you in? What

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00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:48,440
Speaker 4: is interesting you right now? What do you want to

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00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:52,240
Speaker 4: do with your life? Like, I don't want to date

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00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:55,760
Speaker 4: someone who's just figuring out who they are, right, you know,

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00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure I'm pretty secure in who I am.

1589
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:01,840
Speaker 4: And you date someone's super young, You're just like, what,

1590
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:04,640
Speaker 4: it takes a lot of people to form an identity.

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00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:05,000
Speaker 4: I think.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's also interesting what you say about like what

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00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:10,080
Speaker 1: stage of life you're in, because how many stages are there?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:12,919
Speaker 4: Like, oh I was I was with a girl who

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00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 4: was like just like I want to say, eight years

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00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:17,440
Speaker 4: younger than me recently, and she took me to this

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00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 4: bar and I was like, this is fucking loud.

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00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 2: This sucks sure that I appreciate.

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Speaker 4: So it's just I mean, you go to certain bars,

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00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:30,400
Speaker 4: you're like, this is for a certain age. And then

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00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:33,200
Speaker 4: I always liked older people bars just because I like

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00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 4: that you could have a conversation, because you know, soft jazz,

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00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:40,120
Speaker 4: we'll talk, we'll have a few drinks. But the loud music,

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00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:42,439
Speaker 4: I'm getting older, Like I get it now. My mom

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00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:43,960
Speaker 4: will be in a restaurant me and she'll be like,

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00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,959
Speaker 4: this is so fucking loud. I'm like, it's not that loud.

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Speaker 1: That's what the LSD is for, to tolerate those situations. Really, yeah, totally,

1609
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:51,800
Speaker 1: you can handle any situation on LSD.

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Speaker 4: I hate loud.

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Speaker 2: I understand what you mean.

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00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 1: I also don't like loud, but like, if I need

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00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:00,280
Speaker 1: to get it up in that environment, meaning need to

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01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:02,520
Speaker 1: go and hang in that kind of environment.

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Speaker 6: I'm going to I do have a penis, Sam, and

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01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:08,680
Speaker 6: I think we all know I have a penis, But yeah,

1617
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:11,840
Speaker 6: then I'll take I'll take whatever whatever, I'll take whatever

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01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:14,040
Speaker 6: means necessary to get me into the mood to hang

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01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:14,880
Speaker 6: out in that situation.

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Speaker 4: I know, I know what you mean, Like I want

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01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 4: to be a good sport, but I.

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Speaker 1: Feel the same way as you. It's fucking annoying. Loudness

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01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:21,160
Speaker 1: is annoying.

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01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:23,400
Speaker 4: I see young people waiting on lines for bars and stuff,

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01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:23,880
Speaker 4: and I'm like, what.

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01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:28,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah that's something right, you don't do that right.

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01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:29,320
Speaker 4: Time is valuable.

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01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:31,560
Speaker 1: Okay, let's well take a break and we'll be right

1629
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:37,600
Speaker 1: back with Sam Morell. And we're back to wrap it

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01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:39,880
Speaker 1: up with Sam Morrell. Sam, it was great.

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01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 2: We've never met before.

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01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:44,200
Speaker 1: No, right, great, because I was like I always say

1633
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:45,800
Speaker 1: that and people like, oh, yeah, we've met you. I

1634
01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:48,439
Speaker 1: was on your show, but no, we've never met before.

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01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:49,920
Speaker 2: So it's really nice to meet you.

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01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:52,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, and congrats on all of your success you too, Yeah,

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01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:55,920
Speaker 1: you're really funny. Comic ladies, if you're if you're watching

1638
01:00:55,960 --> 01:00:58,080
Speaker 1: and you're looking for a new male comic who's not

1639
01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:01,960
Speaker 1: discussing and not a rapist, Morel's your man. His newest

1640
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:05,240
Speaker 1: special is on Amazon and then he's got other specials.

1641
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:06,520
Speaker 4: On my next credit Netflix.

1642
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:09,160
Speaker 1: Not a rapist, he's not He's not one like one

1643
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:12,200
Speaker 1: of those guys, those male comics that are gross and detestable.

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01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:16,080
Speaker 2: He's not like that at all. He's normal, he's he's clean,

1645
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:17,080
Speaker 2: he took a shower.

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01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:18,000
Speaker 4: The bar is so nice.

1647
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:18,400
Speaker 6: And low.

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01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:22,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did shower before you took.

1649
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:26,040
Speaker 1: I could tell he only burped once, but that was accident.

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01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:26,960
Speaker 4: Was a Seltzer though.

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01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:29,720
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, okay, Well you can go catch him on tour, guys,

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01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:31,680
Speaker 1: he's on the Errors tour and if you're in Europe

1653
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:32,440
Speaker 1: you can go see.

1654
01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:34,800
Speaker 4: Him there everywhere in Europe almost except a couple of

1655
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:35,840
Speaker 4: places she mentioned.

1656
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:37,960
Speaker 1: And you can see him in Cardegie Hall in Chicago

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01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:42,440
Speaker 1: Theater October fourth, Chicago Theater October fourth, Carnegie Hall December fourth.

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Speaker 4: You said, yeah, yeah, okay, got Vegas coming up to

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01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:48,480
Speaker 4: Venetian September nineteenth. Yeah, I got a bunch of fun

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01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:49,120
Speaker 4: dates coming up.

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01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:51,160
Speaker 2: Okay, love it, love it, and then go follow him

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01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:51,760
Speaker 2: on Instagram.

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01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:54,040
Speaker 1: You guys, his stand up is really fucking funny, and

1664
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:56,640
Speaker 1: you're gonna like those call in shows he or Collins

1665
01:01:56,680 --> 01:02:00,360
Speaker 1: he does to, Well they're not Collins, so fuck it. Anyway, Sam,

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01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:00,960
Speaker 1: it was great to meet.

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01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:02,840
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I put up new Vegas dates by the way for

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Speaker 1: next year. This year, I will be there November first

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Speaker 1: and November twenty ninth. Those are my last two dates

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01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:13,200
Speaker 1: this year. Then I start up again January thirty first

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Speaker 1: March seventh, April eighteenth, and May thirtieth, and tickets are

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Speaker 1: now on sale for all of those dates.

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