Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season two eighty five,
Speaker 1: Episode one of Dina's Guys.
Speaker 2: It's a production of iHeartRadio. This is a podcast we
Speaker 2: where where we take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness. Sure,
Speaker 2: it's Monday, May first, twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know what that means. If you're in America,
Speaker 1: it's fucking law Day, and everywhere else it's International Workers Day. Okay,
Speaker 1: because the government is like, we're not here for any
Speaker 1: kind of proletarian solidary. Long, we're not doing that. You're
Speaker 1: not doing this seventh birthday. Oh shit, shout out the eudist,
Speaker 1: Shout out to the eldest, the elder. Yeah, no, it
Speaker 1: really is wild how we like they replaced fucking like
Speaker 1: International Workers Day with law.
Speaker 3: Day, and yeah, that's crazy. It wants to celebrate.
Speaker 1: Long Oh yeah, yeah, Hey, shout out to Pinkertons though
Speaker 1: you did your thing Aymarket National Pinkerton Day. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: surprised that's not That's what how America would be though,
Speaker 1: that they'd be like, and you know what May first
Speaker 1: is Pinkerton Day. Shout shout out to everybody.
Speaker 4: Pinkerton for our progress.
Speaker 1: Anyone who uses violence to protect property or the interest
Speaker 1: of the Yeah, yeah, yeah, shout out to you. It's
Speaker 1: your day.
Speaker 3: They're gonna add actually heard for Black History mouth. They're
Speaker 3: adding a slave catcher Day, just slave catchers who don't
Speaker 3: know that lost property March first.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, hey, also, I mean, let's let's not forget
Speaker 1: the Alapaha blue blood bulldog, the original Plantation dog. Okay,
Speaker 1: not so popular to have anymore. Yeah, we're going to
Speaker 1: talk about them today. I believe my uncle has one
Speaker 1: just to be like to I guess, just to come
Speaker 1: like to come back on like white supremacy. And he's like,
Speaker 1: now I've got a slave funny dog. Look like it's
Speaker 1: like a big ass bulldog. It's they're kind of cute.
Speaker 1: They slabber fucking everywhere though. Yeah, that's what it looks like. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know these guys. I think the original Plantation dogs
Speaker 1: that is a dog dogs spot has a like a
Speaker 1: cute picture and then the number one bullet point Plantation
Speaker 1: dog the cool.
Speaker 3: I have a white ex girlfriend who had a dog
Speaker 3: like that, and I didn't didn't even use it against her.
Speaker 3: That fact just came at me too late.
Speaker 1: That just texture without any context.
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally this you apology?
Speaker 2: All right, Well, my name is Jack O'Brien AKA God.
Speaker 2: I feel like hell to night coffee sweats. I cannot fight.
Speaker 2: My plumpers look like hawks of ham. Are these jeans
Speaker 2: strong enough to be my pants? My pants? I just
Speaker 2: flexed through my jeans. That's courtesy a Lockrone on the discord.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, my.
Speaker 2: Wife is working from home tonight, so she got to
Speaker 2: just overhear me singing some Sheryl Crow there. That's how
Speaker 2: I let her know, you know, mm hmm. Got these
Speaker 2: pipes of gold at my job as serious. I'm thrilled
Speaker 2: to be joined as always by my co host, mister Miles.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've done this aka AKA, but
Speaker 1: it Miles great. AKA. They see the Santis Trump way
Speaker 1: in so old damn. But they announced him Biden early.
Speaker 1: They announced him Biden early. They announced him Biden. We
Speaker 1: didn't do that, but to ray Zac on the announced
Speaker 1: in Biden earler, then I was in Biden early. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And a lot of Kamala in that video has had
Speaker 1: conservatives on one side being like, wow, look at her,
Speaker 1: what's wrong with him? And other people being like so
Speaker 1: that's gonna be Are you doing that to ensure people
Speaker 1: like and that's who will take over if I croak,
Speaker 1: if I die.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're kind of a dual ticket, you know. It's
Speaker 2: like president co president type.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. It's a hatch a mole. You never know
Speaker 1: what's inside. Is such a scared word.
Speaker 2: Anyways, Miles, we're really joined by a hilarious writer, actor, filmmaker,
Speaker 2: comedian goth Prince.
Speaker 1: It's the brilliant, the talented Brodie.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, what's up.
Speaker 1: To you?
Speaker 3: Happy birthday to your son the eldest. I think it's
Speaker 3: really cool that you name them the eldest.
Speaker 1: The eldest, Yeah, eldest Presley, and the other one's named baby.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that'll actually be to grow up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Miles gave me a great idea for a the
Speaker 2: perfect birthday president Star Wars. He's not a listener, so
Speaker 2: I can I can spoil this Star Wars technical journal
Speaker 2: from when Miles was a little Star Wars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, is that the one that has like, uh cutouts
Speaker 3: and then it just like shows you like different kinds
Speaker 3: of like wiring and pipes and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like schematics for unknown technologies that don't exist.
Speaker 1: But as a kid, you're like, I need to know
Speaker 1: how this works, even though I don't I have that
Speaker 1: any kind of engineering acumen.
Speaker 2: Him when I told him that tie fighters stood for
Speaker 2: a twin ion engine, that you you had told me
Speaker 2: that on like the record that day, and I told
Speaker 2: him that and his mind like that was the best
Speaker 2: thing he learned maybe Ever. He was like, how I've
Speaker 2: overheard him, like telling my wife, she was like, I don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the kind of.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like he's a twin ion engine. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess it was also just I went to the fire
Speaker 1: station with him this morning for like a little kindergarten
Speaker 1: class trip, and he was asking so many questions and
Speaker 1: like correcting the guy who was giving us the floor,
Speaker 1: and like I was like, no, that's not he was.
Speaker 2: He was wrong too, but he's just real, real into
Speaker 2: the details. And yeah, yeah, that's a podcaster, Dad's exactly.
Speaker 2: That explains it all.
Speaker 1: Jesus, Hey, you're telling him this crap. This sounds always
Speaker 1: from people listening to podcasts and come in here. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, when you think about it, this is a
Speaker 2: little island of socialism in the middle of a you know, capitalist.
Speaker 2: It is wild though, like they they all like you know,
Speaker 2: they go to work for like forty eight hour shifts
Speaker 2: and like have to cook for each other and ship
Speaker 2: that would.
Speaker 3: Be that's messed up. They for kindergarteners. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: How kindergarten's intense these days.
Speaker 2: We haven't been a special program that is actually tied
Speaker 2: around the fire station. Yeah, all right, Brody, we're gonna
Speaker 2: get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
Speaker 2: a couple of things we're talking about today. We're going
Speaker 2: to talk Disney, the Disney lawsuit against DeSantis. The the
Speaker 2: way this story is being pitched is like that we
Speaker 2: have to take Disney's side, seems to be the thing,
Speaker 2: but like what they're asking for is actually kind of
Speaker 2: fucked up, and you know.
Speaker 1: It's there's no no good sides in this no good
Speaker 1: side really when you look at the lawsuit, they're like,
Speaker 1: we're trying to bring in the end of regulation. How
Speaker 1: about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we'll talk about that. We'll talk about other
Speaker 2: Disantas shit, including his time at Gitmo. Got a great
Speaker 2: T shirt key chain from the time he did there.
Speaker 2: We're gonna talk about drug sniffing dogs all that plenty more.
Speaker 2: But first, Brody, we like to ask our guests, what
Speaker 2: is something from your search history that's revealing about who
Speaker 2: you are.
Speaker 3: Recently, someone told me that the melting point of silver
Speaker 3: was over nine hundred degrees celsius. Okay, And first of all,
Speaker 3: it sounds like a straight up line nine hundred degrees celsius,
Speaker 3: like in fahrenheit. That is about a million degrees. I
Speaker 3: don't think it takes that long for it to melt.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm pretty sure when Blade makes his bullet
Speaker 3: it's for his gun. You know, he's not using like
Speaker 3: an industrial oven but smelter.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I looked it up and it turns out it is
Speaker 3: definitely over nine hundred celsius, which is crazy to try
Speaker 3: it out. I tried to melt some of my own silver.
Speaker 3: My oven didn't go up high enough, so it's still intact.
Speaker 3: And yeah, I'll believe a stranger on the street every
Speaker 3: once in a while, I guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so those werewolf movies are fucking lying to us
Speaker 2: when it's just like, yeah, yeah, kids, just at home,
Speaker 2: you can melt down your own silver bullets.
Speaker 1: Horseshit. Yeah, God, that's too many.
Speaker 2: Fair the fahrenheit is seven hundred and sixty three degrees
Speaker 2: fair and vielle, that's too many fahrenheits, that's like this,
Speaker 2: that's like hotter than the surface of the sun.
Speaker 1: Probably probably a thousand, seventeen hundred degrees is hotter than
Speaker 1: the surface of the sun. I'm just gonna go out
Speaker 1: and say, this is a podcast, so.
Speaker 3: It's hot when his ninety degrees outside.
Speaker 1: Have you been in the valley in the summer. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure I know what the surface of the sun
Speaker 1: feels like. I'm pretty sure that on Meltsover for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 1: On the blacktop surface of the sun, temperature is oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: to convert, it's fifty seven hundred degrees kelvin, which is
Speaker 1: twenty seven million degrees fahrenheit. Twenty million degrees yeah fhrenheit.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 3: I was imagine if you were standing on asphalt on
Speaker 3: the sun, that would be cl that even hotter. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you might.
Speaker 1: As well be walking on the asphalt on the sun.
Speaker 1: Give you that song was scientifically inaccurate. Yeah, good luck surviving, asshole.
Speaker 1: Let's see that. Let's see that. You're so fucking confident.
Speaker 2: Bro, do you like, do you have some concerns about
Speaker 2: like some werewolf activity or you're just oh yeah, kind
Speaker 2: of in the.
Speaker 3: Market at all times. Yeah, you know, people, he's always
Speaker 3: zombie survival guides out there. But what are you going
Speaker 3: to do when another type of monster attacks? What are
Speaker 3: you going to do when something comes out from the lake?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Yes, what are you going
Speaker 3: to do when the moon's out? It's it's it's terrible.
Speaker 3: Don't don't don't get got you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 3: don't turn into a teen wolf? You know what. I
Speaker 3: don't want to do that. I don't want to go
Speaker 3: through through puberty again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, draculas have probably like there there's so many things
Speaker 2: that you can use to fuck up a dracula, like yeah, totally,
Speaker 2: so much easier than silver bullet. Come on, yeah, fuck
Speaker 2: out here were wolves.
Speaker 3: You could probably kill a vampire just by hurting their
Speaker 3: feelings or something at this point. Yeah, there's so many
Speaker 3: different ways.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we've we've i think we've overemphasized them too,
Speaker 1: like I know, like, don't invite motherfuckers in? Yeah, like
Speaker 1: there is that is there even a light? Yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: don't fucking invite him inside and you're good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Swamp things under underrated monster?
Speaker 1: What what's it? Well, you said, like something rises out
Speaker 1: of the lake or.
Speaker 3: The swamp creature from the Black Lagoon or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is there is there a like weapon that they're
Speaker 1: uniquely susceptible to.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna guess salt.
Speaker 1: It's a great guess.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a lot of salt. If you throw
Speaker 3: some all in anything's eyes so you can get away.
Speaker 3: So yeah, use that on vampires too.
Speaker 1: And it's what swamp things weakness? Was it? Yeah? Because
Speaker 1: they're elemental what do they call it? Like elemental something.
Speaker 1: There's like a category for what.
Speaker 3: Is So yeah, get it, get some plastic soda can
Speaker 3: rings and that.
Speaker 2: See, everybody makes a big deal about climate change, but
Speaker 2: what they don't talk about is that it's saving us
Speaker 2: from swamp things exactly?
Speaker 1: What is what something you think is overrated? This?
Speaker 3: I feel like a lot of people. I want to
Speaker 3: grab the temperature on this. I am really tired of
Speaker 3: seeing big ass trucks. It's it seems like all of
Speaker 3: us made fun of hummers and they pretty much went away,
Speaker 3: and then for some reason in the last couple of years,
Speaker 3: there's so many new like big ass trucks out YEP,
Speaker 3: they're block in our view, they look like feel I
Speaker 3: feel like I'm watching a boulder go down the street,
Speaker 3: Like if that hits something, they're immediately squolash.
Speaker 1: Everyone's dead except for the dipshit driving. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it used to be just escalades and stuff, but
Speaker 3: now it's like every company has some kind of new,
Speaker 3: big ass truck. I don't know if it's some kind
Speaker 3: of Transformers promotion or something like that, but we need
Speaker 3: to get them off the street.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that you said you wanted to take
Speaker 1: the temperature on that. The temperature take is one and
Speaker 1: sixty three degrees fahrenheit. That's hard enough to melt silver night.
Speaker 1: I didn't say fifty seven hundred kelvin because oh shit,
Speaker 1: that's how passionate I am about these big ass, dumb
Speaker 1: fucking cars. This is a big problem, actually a lot
Speaker 1: of Like I was reading an article recently about the
Speaker 1: people who designed parking lots who are sounding the alarm.
Speaker 1: They're like, bro, we have a standard that we use
Speaker 1: to even like design a parking lot, and these cars
Speaker 1: are because like all we're hearing back from people is
Speaker 1: like they need to be bigger. Then like then the standard,
Speaker 1: which is roughly to be like the Ford F one
Speaker 1: P fifty was kind of like the maximum width and
Speaker 1: length they were like considering, and now they're saying it's
Speaker 1: getting out of fucking control. This is an interesting stat
Speaker 1: in nineteen eighty five. This is from Vice, about three
Speaker 1: out of every four vehicles made for US sale where
Speaker 1: sedans or wagons. Okay, yeah, sedans or wagons. Now that
Speaker 1: race is different. About one in every four vehicles now
Speaker 1: is a sedan or a hatchback, like because nobody's even
Speaker 1: buying what like wagons anymore, like Volvo and I think
Speaker 1: you know barely BMW makes them. The other three quarters
Speaker 1: are now larger vehicles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it truly is like an arms race situation
Speaker 2: where like driving, if if the road is three quarters
Speaker 2: sedans or wagons, it's fine if you're in a sedan,
Speaker 2: But if you're in a sedan and like it's three
Speaker 2: quarters you know, giant wheel, like you look over to
Speaker 2: the side and like all you see is like the
Speaker 2: bottom half of a wheel, Like, yeah, that's not It
Speaker 2: makes it impossible to drive. It makes it so frustrated.
Speaker 3: Why is everyone driving monster trucks all of a sudden?
Speaker 3: It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I'm curious what is it? Is it a
Speaker 1: Is it the automobile industry saying like, you know, motherfuckers
Speaker 1: will buy bigger, more expensive cars, we might as well
Speaker 1: just do that to pat our pockets? Or is I
Speaker 1: like Brody, your observation too, is like we're seeing like
Speaker 1: this regression back to the hummer era where the people
Speaker 1: that were shamed for hummers are like now rising back
Speaker 1: up to be like people who are like, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: there's my big ass masculine truck or whatever. And is
Speaker 1: it like what's driving what That's the thing I'm really
Speaker 1: curious about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have no idea. They're never carrying anything in
Speaker 3: the truck, by the way, there's never anything back there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like where your of the trade empty gun rack? No, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a it's a YETI cooler with a bunch of
Speaker 1: fucking cools and.
Speaker 2: The Yeah, it's also I mean there is a safety issue,
Speaker 2: Like to your point, like if if you're getting into
Speaker 2: an accident with one of those, then.
Speaker 1: Like it's kill or be killed, Like you you better
Speaker 1: be in a big ass car if you're gonna get
Speaker 1: in an accident with a big ass car. So like
Speaker 1: it does feel like there's an a silent arms race
Speaker 1: that is happening where you're just like, yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: we have to have a car that is the size
Speaker 1: of a small pool. Because there's look growing up in
Speaker 1: LA and I know that there are people who need
Speaker 1: trucks and there are people who need to be seen
Speaker 1: in a truck. Yeah you know what I mean. And
Speaker 1: like I'm exactly you putting in a You're putting in
Speaker 1: some hard graft later in that fucking know. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: is this? But what if you if.
Speaker 3: You need a truck, you probably have one of those
Speaker 3: like dirty white like cheves from like like a silver something. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's a workman's truck. But if you have some like
Speaker 3: shiny like multi panel like big ass black tinted window type.
Speaker 1: Thing, yeah, probably the out Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't have a job. You don't have a
Speaker 3: job period.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Or I just got my first check from the military,
Speaker 1: and instead of being predictable, I didn't buy a charger,
Speaker 1: So I about to be a gas truck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had this one time I had to go
Speaker 2: to the beach, so I got a se raptor. Because
Speaker 2: you never know when you're gonna have to go to
Speaker 2: the beach and bring a pooler.
Speaker 1: You know what, what is something?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 1: Do you think is underrated?
Speaker 3: So usually I recently I've been looking for a new
Speaker 3: book to read. I'm always looking for new books to read.
Speaker 3: And one thing that I didn't consider is reading a
Speaker 3: book that I already had.
Speaker 2: Everyone had that is the Bible, right, yeah, the good book,
Speaker 2: the good I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was going for the trilogy, so I read
Speaker 3: the Mormon one. But yeah, it's like everyone in their
Speaker 3: library has, I want to say, on average, at least
Speaker 3: a dozen books that they bought, read like two chapters
Speaker 3: of and was like, I'll finish this when I have
Speaker 3: the time. Yeah, and then later on you had the
Speaker 3: time and you were watching Succession and you were not
Speaker 3: reading those books. So I encourage people to go back,
Speaker 3: look at the things that you were interested when you
Speaker 3: were younger, slightly younger, and read that shit. Finally, I
Speaker 3: forgot that I have so many graphic novels. When I'm
Speaker 3: looking for inspiration, instead of spending money, I should just
Speaker 3: be literally looking behind me.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I just reread a Slaughterhouse five. I hadn't
Speaker 2: read that since like I was in my twenties. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and it's just like really reminded me of my twenties
Speaker 2: first of all, but it's like way better than I remembered,
Speaker 2: way weirder than I remember.
Speaker 3: So good. Yeah, it's it's so much content from like
Speaker 3: when I was a teenager. I finally have the rain
Speaker 3: yea to understand. I remember like watching like police procedurals.
Speaker 3: I was faking understanding them all the time up until recently.
Speaker 3: I was like, wait a minute, I know every word,
Speaker 3: I know how the justices works.
Speaker 1: Oh you can't and this ship. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I never thought that's how I realized that I
Speaker 3: was thirty five, and I never never thought that I
Speaker 3: felt like an adult before. But it turns out just
Speaker 3: a lot of trivia.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: What is there a classic that you reread that you
Speaker 2: were like, oh, this is even better upon.
Speaker 3: I just read Animal House again recently?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 3: Wait? Yeah, Animal House?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a movie.
Speaker 3: Uh am, I thinking of the movie what's the Georgia
Speaker 3: Oral book Animal Farm?
Speaker 4: That's when I'm a farm.
Speaker 3: I'm the one where the yeah, the ones where the
Speaker 3: animals go to college and then they try to like
Speaker 3: find the unaware of like all the picture in the house. No,
Speaker 3: but I recently read an Animal Farm again, and I
Speaker 3: remember when I when I read it when I was
Speaker 3: a kid, I was just like, yeah, yeah, this is
Speaker 3: like Charlotte's Web but a little bit more boring. And
Speaker 3: now I'm like, oh, I'm completely activated. I know who
Speaker 3: to vote for this election. Yeah right, no one.
Speaker 1: Oh man. That's like when I like read Breakfasted Champions
Speaker 1: and all I thought. I was like, hey, there's a
Speaker 1: cool drawing of an asshole in this yeah, and it
Speaker 1: always does like a little nudie drawing in there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it was so simple, and I was like, Kurt
Speaker 1: Viney gets a fucking genius. And then you go back
Speaker 1: and you're like, whoa, this ship is heavier than the drug.
Speaker 1: And I know exactly what you mean of like that
Speaker 1: thing of like posturing when you're younger and being like, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I'm reading this heavy ship because that's where my brain
Speaker 1: is fucking at. It was not there at all. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: So I love it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, being an old soul doesn't help with knowing adult terms.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: My version of that was reading the Star Wars Technical
Speaker 1: Journal and being like, can I actually tell you how
Speaker 1: an a wing bomber works?
Speaker 3: That's I know what a twin eye on is.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Thank you very much, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. All right, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 2: We'll come back and we'll talk about Disney, who owns
Speaker 2: everything including twin Ion engines, and for half the stuff
Speaker 2: we were talking about, they just bought the the Kurt
Speaker 2: Vonnegut catalog. Sorry to Breakfast chair, the Monkey House is
Speaker 2: being added to Animal Kingdom.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1: Kilgore Trout is a trout.
Speaker 4: Now and we're back and uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So this is a story that I think is
Speaker 1: being pitted as like Disney versus rond de Santis. We
Speaker 1: all know which side we're on in that one, am
Speaker 1: I right? Folks? Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But unfortunately, Disney is a massive corporation at a time
Speaker 2: in American history that is completely run by massive corporations,
Speaker 2: and they are using this opportunity smartly to basically try
Speaker 2: and grab more power in terms of how you can
Speaker 2: just how much power a corporation can possibly have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's right now. So we've heard that
Speaker 1: like Rohnda Santis is like I'm gonna get them so
Speaker 1: good because they humiliated me by doing an end around
Speaker 1: with their Reedy Creek Development District. So they filed a
Speaker 1: lawsuit against him, and they said that there they have
Speaker 1: been the victims of a quote targeted campaign of government
Speaker 1: retaliation which was orchestrated at every step by Governor Ronda
Speaker 1: Santis has punish wish for Disney's protected speech aka coming
Speaker 1: late to the party to vocally criticize that don't say
Speaker 1: gay legislation that was happening in Florida. They got late,
Speaker 1: they were late to that party. Let's let's not forget
Speaker 1: that part about Disney. And so they reportedly filed this suit,
Speaker 1: like quote just minutes after DeSantis is he put the
Speaker 1: new governing board of this Reedy Creek Development District that
Speaker 1: they basically passed a resolution to basically put a halt
Speaker 1: to Disney's control in that area. And it's just like
Speaker 1: the whole thing is it reads like a terrible breakup letter.
Speaker 1: Disney's quote regrets it has come to this, and they've
Speaker 1: quote exhausted efforts to seek a resolution. So I think
Speaker 1: they're now going to have a conscious uncoupling with him. Girl, Yeah,
Speaker 1: with Ron DeSantis. But again, this is where it gets
Speaker 1: a little freaky. Though they're also trying to claim that
Speaker 1: they're standing up for small businesses and the little guys
Speaker 1: because you know what, they have the resources to take
Speaker 1: on the state. And this is where I believe it
Speaker 1: gets very, very very murky. So the lawsuit does show
Speaker 1: that DeSantis is like his policy definitely was motivated by Disney's,
Speaker 1: like you know that their First Amendment protected free speech.
Speaker 1: Even in his book that he's talked about this, like
Speaker 1: how he said that they they crossed the line, and
Speaker 1: you know, he had like a special session to like
Speaker 1: terminate these special districts, which objectively are are fucking dumb
Speaker 1: to have, or like a state's like yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you wealth group of wealthy people, do whatever the fuck
Speaker 1: you want, and we'll just stay the fut do whatever
Speaker 1: makes you the most money, right. Yeah.
Speaker 2: There's like a story about like their monorail, like that
Speaker 2: the Disney monorail doesn't have to comply to the Department
Speaker 2: of Transportation safety standards, and like a cast member, like
Speaker 2: somebody that's what they call people who like work at
Speaker 2: the park was killed, like died because of this, and
Speaker 2: they're just like yeah, yeah, move it along because they
Speaker 2: can because they're like their own government and yeah, in
Speaker 2: that district. So it's fucking terrifying. But that's not why
Speaker 2: he's being fucked up about it.
Speaker 1: Well, like the state could have tried to like just
Speaker 1: repeal their you know, weird ass stranglehold over this area.
Speaker 1: But because like DeSantis is in such a weird ego trip,
Speaker 1: like it had to be this whole thing to like
Speaker 1: score points and like like you know, keep escalating the
Speaker 1: fucking situation and now like it's got it's come to
Speaker 1: this major lawsuit. But this is the thing that's very
Speaker 1: kind of This is the this is the thing I
Speaker 1: have my eye on the rhetoric in this lawsuit. Like,
Speaker 1: while there is a lot to like evoke their constitutional
Speaker 1: free speech and all this other shit, they're evoking this
Speaker 1: thing called the contracts clause, which was something that was
Speaker 1: very contentious at the turn of the previous century, going
Speaker 1: from the eighteen hundreds to the nineteen hundreds. In that time,
Speaker 1: like the Supreme Court repeatedly quote use the contracts clause
Speaker 1: to preserve private monopolies over things like the water supply
Speaker 1: or preventing local governments from constructing their own water works.
Speaker 1: It also struck down a Kansas law and acted during
Speaker 1: a financial panic that let mortgage holders stay in their
Speaker 1: homes for several months after foreclosure. So essentially the Supreme
Speaker 1: Court would say that if a state tried to intervene
Speaker 1: on behalf of the citizens to like nullify like an
Speaker 1: agreement or like a predatory contract, they would basically side
Speaker 1: with the businesses and essentially keep regulation at bay. So
Speaker 1: building their lawsuit around this specific language is opening the
Speaker 1: door possibly for like an appeal to the Supreme Court
Speaker 1: where they may want to revisit this and have another
Speaker 1: opportunity to realign our legal system with the interests of
Speaker 1: business owners and not workers. Like that's like the that's
Speaker 1: the slippery slope that they're using this like language with
Speaker 1: and that has been the Supreme court'smo the entire Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: they haven't for the top ten years. They haven't taught,
Speaker 1: like they haven't touched the contract clause in a while,
Speaker 1: because like the sort of the flow of our culture
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, regulation is good, because this is like
Speaker 1: coming out of the depression and shit like that. So
Speaker 1: now I'm like, oh, I guess I'm on this side
Speaker 1: because you can distill sort of his argument and this
Speaker 1: is a very charitable distillation down to no company should
Speaker 1: have this much power in a state where they can
Speaker 1: just flaunt like regulations or these other things, which is
Speaker 1: one hundred percent true. And we talked about already how
Speaker 1: fucked up this Reedy Creek Improvement District is. His reason
Speaker 1: for doing it is just absolutely fucked up, and it's
Speaker 1: based on his like authoritarian ego. But this again, I
Speaker 1: just I'm bringing this up because Disney isn't the only
Speaker 1: company that's talking about the contract, cause, like many companies
Speaker 1: are trying to win cases based on this logic, but
Speaker 1: so far they have been unsuccessful. Quote this is from
Speaker 1: Slaate Hotels cite the clause to battle severance pay for
Speaker 1: workers and rehire and the rehire of laid off employees.
Speaker 1: Delivery apps used it to combat caps on the amount
Speaker 1: of quote commission cash they can extract from restaurants. Corporations
Speaker 1: deployed it to fight data private to see laws. Police
Speaker 1: unions have seized upon it to hobble disciplinary procedures and
Speaker 1: conceal records of misconduct from the public. So when you
Speaker 1: when you put it all together, you're like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is the say, like Disney's using this fucking legal reasoning
Speaker 1: that's on the side of all the evil doers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just so fucked that this is the only
Speaker 2: place we get a politician pushing back on like corporate power,
Speaker 2: just like unfettered corporate power, like complete deregulation, which is
Speaker 2: the like rule of in modern America. But because the
Speaker 2: two parties are essentially in the center working with corporations
Speaker 2: like that, you don't get anything like this from the left,
Speaker 2: and so you just like accidentally get it coming from
Speaker 2: like fascists. Yeah, you know, right wing shit.
Speaker 3: Is it possible for both sides of a lawsuit to
Speaker 3: lose because that would honestly be so sick but right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be some kind of sad settlement. I
Speaker 1: mean the thing that like a lot of people pointed out,
Speaker 1: like we talked about how Disney like they outsmarted DeSantis
Speaker 1: and they changed all their bylaws to like lock down
Speaker 1: their like stranglehold over this area. And if they like,
Speaker 1: like legal observers are like, why don't they just go
Speaker 1: back because they did everything to the letter of the
Speaker 1: law as it appears, and just fight it on the
Speaker 1: merits rather than like counter suing with this like contract
Speaker 1: clause shit.
Speaker 2: And because they know that this is an opportunity where
Speaker 2: they're like they have public on their side, right, doesn't
Speaker 2: look creepy all of a sudden for them to be like, yeah,
Speaker 2: we want to actually have authoritarian power within this small district.
Speaker 1: Right, So I guess it's kind of win win for authoritarians. Yeah,
Speaker 1: exact matter how you painted. So it's all fucking bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I got a shout out to capitalists for
Speaker 3: making inclusion just another tool, right, Yeah, essentially.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that mastered it.
Speaker 2: Like anybody who's worried about the singularity, like that capitalism
Speaker 2: is the singularity. It's already like it's just constantly working.
Speaker 2: It's this hive mind that is constantly working around the
Speaker 2: clock to find ways to expand its power, and no
Speaker 2: matter what you give to it, whether it be justice
Speaker 2: or injustice, it's going to find a way.
Speaker 1: Right. It's so weird too, because like the critics on
Speaker 1: the right and like people who have like observed the
Speaker 1: DeSantis camp or potential campaign and how he's setting himself
Speaker 1: up to run are like, I don't know if this
Speaker 1: is the best move because they're like while Republicans like
Speaker 1: obviously like a bit of culture war, they also know
Speaker 1: that like they don't want to live in a world
Speaker 1: where potentially the government can dictate to them how to
Speaker 1: run their business, even if it is him doing that
Speaker 1: to that side. And so some people are like, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's the culture warship really worth it. And right now,
Speaker 1: like if you just look at the polls, Ron DeSantis
Speaker 1: is like not not doing well at all, and the
Speaker 1: culture war stuff is like polling like really low. Like
Speaker 1: if anything, it's it's it's not helping anybody. But again,
Speaker 1: this is sort of like the place that they want
Speaker 1: to make their like you know, policy battles over because
Speaker 1: it prevents any kind of substantive debate over anything. And
Speaker 1: again we remember the Republicans are just praying for a
Speaker 1: disaster right now as their as their platform going into
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four because they don't have any policies that work.
Speaker 1: They need some new fucking financial meltdown or some new
Speaker 1: pandemic or something. This is can be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: Joe Biden did it all level for us? We hate rights,
Speaker 1: So yeah, I do worry anytime it's Republicans, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've said this before, but they've been willing to put
Speaker 1: their foot on the scale and like shocking ways that
Speaker 1: cause lots of deaths with Nixon.
Speaker 2: Like prolonging the Vietnam War. But like they're also you know,
Speaker 2: every one of the billionaires who like runs the economy
Speaker 2: is at heart ultimately Republican, even if they claim to
Speaker 2: be a Democrat. Absolutely the same reason Disney here is
Speaker 2: claiming to be all about you know, LGBTQ rights, like
Speaker 2: they they ultimately the policy that they're in favor of
Speaker 2: is monopoly and you know, right wing, right wing economics.
Speaker 1: So oh LGBTQ, you mean, let's get bags tonight. Queen's
Speaker 1: model over here at Disney.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't. I can't stand people who are socially
Speaker 3: liberal and fiscally fiscally conservative. You know. Oh yeah, I've
Speaker 3: actually I'm actually the opposite. I'm actually socially conservative and
Speaker 3: fiscally liberal. That's my new thing. I think that colleges
Speaker 3: should be free and they should be segregated, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean.
Speaker 1: There you go, I'm gonna just go all out with Hey, Brody,
Speaker 1: that's that's do you know what they might they might
Speaker 1: take up on that, somebody will. Yeah, they actually just
Speaker 1: put together a nominating committee.
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely shit. I think that private company should stop
Speaker 3: bottling public water. Yeah, and I also want a water
Speaker 3: found best stress for me and my friends.
Speaker 1: How to do that, and we need we need water
Speaker 1: founds for black people who speak Japanese specifically, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I'm with you on that front, the
Speaker 1: two of us. How's your Japanese going.
Speaker 3: By the way, good, It's great, It's really good.
Speaker 1: Good. I'm like, I talked to my son so much
Speaker 1: in Japanese because I got to you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: And I just thought of that. Anyway. One more thing though,
Speaker 1: to talk about Rohnda Santis Oh, just he apparently has
Speaker 1: a huge cash advantage over Donald Trump though despite him
Speaker 1: being forty six points behind. He has before he even announcing,
Speaker 1: they said he's about he's just sitting on one hundred
Speaker 1: and ten million dollars going to this campaign. Trump at
Speaker 1: the end of last year had fifty five million, although
Speaker 1: I think with his recent indictment and NFT griffs that
Speaker 1: figure is most definitely higher. But just an interesting thing
Speaker 1: to note, even though like a lot of the reportings
Speaker 1: like donors are fleeing and they don't know what to do.
Speaker 2: I'm like, he's got a lot of cash though, that's
Speaker 2: just like a measure of what the like wishes are
Speaker 2: of the uber wealthy. Right, Like Mike Pence, I think
Speaker 2: is if if he had like over one percent polling,
Speaker 2: would probably.
Speaker 1: Mean Connor Roy leader. Yeah, exactly, less than one percent.
Speaker 2: He'd probably be the leading fundraiser because god, they love him.
Speaker 2: They's just like just an empty He's almost like a
Speaker 2: robot that we can just control.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he sticks. He literally will stick to the script
Speaker 1: like Ron Burgundy. Yeah. But one more thing about Ron DeSantis,
Speaker 1: because this is really something he he doesn't really talk
Speaker 1: about his time as a JAG judge advocate general or
Speaker 1: military lawyer as it pertains to his time at Guantanamo Bay,
Speaker 1: you know, the torture venue where America was trying to
Speaker 1: get to the bottom of are You al Qaeda? Yeah, So,
Speaker 1: so he's not worried about a location being completely outside
Speaker 1: of the law there just Disney. Just when it's in
Speaker 1: his state then he's got issues with it. Yeah. So apparently,
Speaker 1: as like the timelines show, Ron de Santis first pulled
Speaker 1: up to Guantanamo Bay when the prisoners were engaged in
Speaker 1: a mass like mass hunger strikes. Yeah, because you know,
Speaker 1: they were being tortured yea, and like so they sent
Speaker 1: all these military lawyers down there to try and improve
Speaker 1: the conditions. However, by the end of his run, they
Speaker 1: had the most loss of life there on record. There
Speaker 1: were three prisoners that quote died by Sue signed and
Speaker 1: I'm doing that in the SpongeBob and you can hear
Speaker 1: that we are learn't unlikely because these people were being tortured,
Speaker 1: and many other detainees were like non, these people did not,
Speaker 1: that's not how they died. And in twenty eighteen he
Speaker 1: even bragged about how he came up with the idea
Speaker 1: to force feed the prisoners that were on hunger strike,
Speaker 1: which is considered torture. Okay, and more than a few
Speaker 1: detainees recognized DeSantis and one even said that the governor
Speaker 1: was present when he was force fed, and recent at
Speaker 1: least ron DeSantis was asked about this during a trip
Speaker 1: to Israel, and his answer was very calm and not
Speaker 1: shady or weird at all, and not defensive and fuck you,
Speaker 1: what are you fucking talking about. Let's listen to him
Speaker 1: be asked a very straight up question about Hey, people
Speaker 1: say you were in Guantanamo. Care to comment on this?
Speaker 1: Just Listen to how out of sorts this guy gets
Speaker 1: when being asked about his time at Guantanamo Bay during
Speaker 1: your Did you.
Speaker 2: Were in the same incidents?
Speaker 5: No, no, not all. That's bs now totally to young
Speaker 5: who said that, how would they know me? Okay, think
Speaker 5: about that. Do you honestly believe that's credible? So this
Speaker 5: is twenty two thousand and six, I'm a junior officer.
Speaker 5: Do you honestly think that they would have remembered me
Speaker 5: from Adam? Of course not. They're just trying to get
Speaker 5: into the news because they know people like you will
Speaker 5: consume it because it fits your preordained narrative that you're
Speaker 5: trying to spend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, boo, we're not gonna gets all. The part there.
Speaker 3: In front of a board that says Museum of Tolerance
Speaker 3: is really ironic. Oh, it's also ironic because Disneyland is
Speaker 3: pretty much Wantao Bay for parents. Am I right?
Speaker 1: That just got back? They were forced feeding me churros
Speaker 1: I tell you why anyway. But the thing is like,
Speaker 1: did you hear this man his line, his line of logic?
Speaker 1: Why would anyone remember me? The guy who offered them
Speaker 1: a solution to their horrible situation? And only ended up
Speaker 1: making things far worse for them and probably and most
Speaker 1: possibly the most fucked up times of their lives. Why
Speaker 1: how would they remember me at all?
Speaker 2: Also like visibly beginning sweating, like he like suddenly is sweating.
Speaker 1: He looked like Jordan Peele. Isn't that one me coming
Speaker 1: down his face?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's such a narcissist. He should be happy that
Speaker 3: they recognized.
Speaker 1: Them, little old me. They were as me. Why because
Speaker 1: I'm so stunning And that is wild though to see
Speaker 1: like how different it is, like when he's like not
Speaker 1: in Florida doing his like you know, her solar type
Speaker 1: of events, and then you go abroad and IE's like,
Speaker 1: hey man, motherfuckers recognize you from gipmo.
Speaker 2: And he's like and you're like, oh shit, no, they
Speaker 2: didn't moving on, And then like the rest of the
Speaker 2: media it just like doesn't let him move on, whereas
Speaker 2: in Florida everyone's like terrified, so they're like, yeah, fuck
Speaker 2: you many question, Oh my god, have you ever been
Speaker 2: in a traumatic situation and remembered the faces of people
Speaker 2: that were there that offered you a lifeline?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Really that's the main character in his story. I don't
Speaker 1: think so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, His objection was just no, they don't like that.
Speaker 2: He didn't offer any how, I was a junior off. Okay,
Speaker 2: but do you.
Speaker 3: Think you're a Santos man? Do you don't have a
Speaker 3: guntlet of power. You can't just snap things into this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he had a tough trip to Israel because that
Speaker 1: was all so where like somebody asked him about his
Speaker 1: polling numbers and he just like had a real meltdown.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you know who else had a tough trip
Speaker 3: to Israel? Mostly? I don't think. I don't know only
Speaker 3: I only the only thing I know that passover is
Speaker 3: the Ruggrass specials. So yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: Should we take another break and talk about drug sniffing
Speaker 1: dogs when we get back. That sound good, That sounds good.
Speaker 1: Drugs They dogs that sniff drugs?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh.
Speaker 1: Dogs that party, dude, he man, you dog party.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dogs gone wild.
Speaker 1: My dog's here to sniff some drugs. Dude.
Speaker 4: All right, we'll be right back and we're back back.
Speaker 2: And by the way, we learned from super producer justin
Speaker 2: the hummer is back and they have an electric version.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: The counter thing to that is the amount of it's
Speaker 1: to make the battery for that thing as well.
Speaker 2: Just yeah, you have to have like a small nuclear
Speaker 2: reactor in the car to like make it.
Speaker 1: But that bron James made that ship crab walk in
Speaker 1: the commercial Yo. But it's so we are.
Speaker 2: We are headed for a world where now we're going
Speaker 2: to have to come to terms with the fact that
Speaker 2: electric vehicles cause horrible things for the.
Speaker 1: Ro but to make the batteries, it's actually, what do
Speaker 1: you want me to do? Not drive? Maybe it's so
Speaker 1: big that like we just everyone's gonna have to live
Speaker 1: in their cars.
Speaker 3: I think that's what they're planning. I feel like people
Speaker 3: deep down know that we're headed for like mad Max,
Speaker 3: and they're like, Okay, what can I put spikes on
Speaker 3: big ass hummer?
Speaker 1: Live in this ship?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I'm buying fifty. Do you see the guy
Speaker 2: with the leaf blower in the umbrella.
Speaker 1: On the rolling around He used a leaf blower, yeah,
Speaker 1: to propel it, And.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was I was impressed by he's still using
Speaker 3: gas for that leaf blower though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just a visible trail of exhaust. That guy's
Speaker 1: rolling coal with his leaf blowers. I believe he was
Speaker 1: like sitting on a bucket too. It was pretty impressive.
Speaker 3: Mary Poppins.
Speaker 2: All right, let's talk about drug sniffing dogs, because a
Speaker 2: Republican state representative in Minnesota made headlines last week arguing
Speaker 2: against legalizing pot in the state for the reason that
Speaker 2: it would put too many drug sniffing dogs out of work.
Speaker 3: Like that was, are they going to earn a living? Wow?
Speaker 1: That's that's a nominee for worst take of the week.
Speaker 1: Legalize it, then the drug dogs don't have a job.
Speaker 1: What do they have a fucking college of tuition bill
Speaker 1: that they got to pay? What the fuck are you?
Speaker 1: What do they Why are we worried about dog employment
Speaker 1: right now? Yeah? Legalize If we legalize it, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to kill this dog. Folks gets a gun to
Speaker 1: the dog. All right, you did it. You pushed me
Speaker 1: too far. I'm gonna have to plug this thing.
Speaker 3: If a dog starts on delivering for Uber eats, then
Speaker 3: you know we're at the jobs. I'm at a job,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you. Let's consider that. But this wasn't like
Speaker 2: just a one off comment. It's one of his colleagues
Speaker 2: made the same exact argument back in February, and they're
Speaker 2: also right like other states have reported that legalization of
Speaker 2: pot has led to canine units being put out to
Speaker 2: pasture earlier than planned, since apparently they can't be retrained
Speaker 2: to ignore the.
Speaker 1: Smell of weed. So they're just like me.
Speaker 3: But I do yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Just get get on with my life. I shifted careers.
Speaker 1: What's your excuse? Yeah, but like either regardless, putting the
Speaker 1: canine unit out to pasture is a good thing because
Speaker 1: drugs snaping dogs are fucking terrible at their job. They're
Speaker 1: terrible for the world there. They just start. When don't
Speaker 1: we start using dogs? That's a great question. They actually
Speaker 1: have their roots in US slave patrols, like every part
Speaker 1: of the US police on every is only incorporated into
Speaker 1: police departments in a major way in the nineteen fifties,
Speaker 1: specifically to attack black civil rights protesters. Oh okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember that. But they'll be out of the job.
Speaker 1: But they'll be out of the job of bien.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. Dogs are racists to this day because break.
Speaker 2: They just can't move, and there they are used for
Speaker 2: like to enforce racism to this day because they they
Speaker 2: are really all dogs are very sensitive to what they're
Speaker 2: master trainer, whoever's in charge of giving them treats like
Speaker 2: wants them to do, like more so than the trainer
Speaker 2: even knows. So like, you know, people will be convinced
Speaker 2: their dog like knows how to do math or something.
Speaker 2: It's like, no, it's just reading that you really want
Speaker 2: them to pick box two.
Speaker 3: That's just like the saying hurt dogs. Hurt dog, that's right.
Speaker 2: But yeah, they so they're basically used for First of all,
Speaker 2: they did a study and they the drug dogs were
Speaker 2: only found to be Like a study in Chicago found
Speaker 2: that drugs were only found in forty four percent of
Speaker 2: cases where dogs alerted police. And the reasons for this are,
Speaker 2: like the dogs, aren't it fault. It's cops reward their
Speaker 2: dogs with treats for a positive alert, right, which they
Speaker 2: then obviously will do regardless because everyone knows that dogs
Speaker 2: like treats.
Speaker 3: I think taking a bribe. Yeah, yeah, that's a police
Speaker 3: dog for sure.
Speaker 1: That's right. It's just all the stuff that like dirty
Speaker 1: cops love bribery, just manufactured reasonable cause, which is basically
Speaker 1: what this says. Okay, here we go. Boy, did this
Speaker 1: couple of brown people have drugs in the car? You
Speaker 1: want to treat yep? Okay, get out to get the
Speaker 1: fuck out the cars. Get the fu My dog suspect
Speaker 1: your drugs. You know what, I bet Brody, you or
Speaker 1: I could probably like determine if somebody has drugs at
Speaker 1: a higher per dog out a little bit just vibing them.
Speaker 3: I don't even need a treat. I don't even need
Speaker 3: a treat.
Speaker 1: I don't need a treat. Yeah, because like, guess what,
Speaker 1: the devil knows his own Oh yeah, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, that's all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they better not start hiring cool cops because then
Speaker 3: we're screwed.
Speaker 1: So bro yay, you watch Bleachs you fuck with anime?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Going on? You watch one punch Man. Oh yeah, he
Speaker 1: got drugs, he got drugs.
Speaker 3: I'm kill you. I'm gonna kill you if you don't.
Speaker 3: You know, stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Another study found drug dogs right twenty seven percent of
Speaker 2: the time when the driver was Latino, so suggesting the
Speaker 2: dogs are racially profiling suspects. But again, it's the dogs
Speaker 2: are doing the bidding of.
Speaker 1: Just like our algorithms. Right, yeah, yeah, you give it
Speaker 1: racist feedback, it's gonna ingest that and end up racist
Speaker 1: on the other side.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, absolutely like that. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: But weirdly, and this is gonna come as a surprise
Speaker 2: to our listeners because the Supreme Court almost always gets
Speaker 2: it right. But in this case twenty thirteen, the Supreme
Speaker 2: Court ruled that drug sniffing dogs were reliable as long
Speaker 2: as they were certified, regardless of the reputation of the
Speaker 2: certifying organization.
Speaker 3: Oh that makes sense for sure. Huh yeah.
Speaker 1: Wait, so you could be like my jank ass school
Speaker 1: of drug dog sniffing, Like, hey, man, I know, I
Speaker 1: know a lot of people what they've said about my
Speaker 1: company and the reputation of my company that were not
Speaker 1: actually training the dogs to sniff drugs and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: But the Supreme Court case, you know, yeah, these dogs
Speaker 1: they can work.
Speaker 2: In addition to being like basically portable probable cause generators,
Speaker 2: they also cops love having drug dogs around because they
Speaker 2: evoke public sympathy and people are like, oh, it's a dog,
Speaker 2: and so they you know, they're like drug dogs that
Speaker 2: are Instagram stars and you know copagandama.
Speaker 1: All cops are bad dogs, that's right, they can't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's so even if you're a dog lover,
Speaker 2: even if you follow a drug dog on Instagram for
Speaker 2: some reason. It's then it's especially important to abolish police
Speaker 2: dogs because they keep getting killed in the line of duty,
Speaker 2: and not just by like suspected criminals, but by police
Speaker 2: who just like leave them in their cruiser on hot day,
Speaker 2: which doesn't surprise me at all, Like police are not
Speaker 2: the most caring individual.
Speaker 3: Well, that's just what they tell you. What they don't
Speaker 3: know is that the police dogs were actually just going
Speaker 3: to rat on their you know, we're going to testify
Speaker 3: in court or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how they extort people and you know, yeah, we've
Speaker 1: seen this one hundred times. It's just wild that are
Speaker 1: the the use of police dogs, like especially the copaganda thing,
Speaker 1: because whenever you see it all the time, especially when
Speaker 1: I'm at the airport and they got the drug or
Speaker 1: bomb sniffing dogs in line and there's a dude in
Speaker 1: like full tac gear with like you know, guns all
Speaker 1: out and they got this little golden retriever and somehow
Speaker 1: everybody's like, Oh, I'm like, what about this motherfucker with
Speaker 1: the machine gun?
Speaker 3: That is That's why I have cats, dude. Cats will
Speaker 3: never wear a wire or work with cos No, not
Speaker 3: at all.
Speaker 2: Oh man, have you you've read the story about Operation
Speaker 2: Acoustic Kitty, where they tried to like put a listening
Speaker 2: device on a cat. I forget how exactly it ended badly,
Speaker 2: but it did not end well for the CIA. I
Speaker 2: think it was like during World War Two. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm now absolutely certain that somebody needs to
Speaker 2: do a gritty, realistic reboot of Turner and Hooch where
Speaker 2: the Turner is fucking crooked training. Yeah, yeah, it's training
Speaker 2: and Hooch just gonna.
Speaker 1: Drop you like to get wet smoke? Sure? Yeah, Now
Speaker 1: when we pull up on these people, you better bark,
Speaker 1: motherfucker because you're a bad dog. I will leave you
Speaker 1: in this fucking hot ewick. Yeah.
Speaker 2: A lot of power that the cops having, that the
Speaker 2: human cops have in that situation.
Speaker 1: Wow. But I just like the appeal of the lawmakers. Again,
Speaker 1: this is how this is how little of like a
Speaker 1: good argument that they have that now they're resorts, like
Speaker 1: they realize people are like man, funk, who gives a
Speaker 1: fuck about weed? Man, It's not a fucking danger to people,
Speaker 1: especially like you know, when really the emphasis needs to
Speaker 1: be on like getting the people out who have been
Speaker 1: languishing in jail for years over this ship, but that
Speaker 1: their their go to is like about the dog. Yeah
Speaker 1: for real, that's not a substantive argument. Yeah, but we
Speaker 1: teach the.
Speaker 3: Dog how to teach the dogs how to be social workers,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, sniff the drugs, but then
Speaker 3: also give them a pamphlet to rehap you know what
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 1: Dogs are real, Yeah, that's they work and they're not racist.
Speaker 1: Can you make those dogs in the therapy dogs? I wonder?
Speaker 2: Probably not therapy dogs. You need to like start training
Speaker 2: very early. Yeah, I think.
Speaker 1: And see that's an interesting Now that's a movie about
Speaker 1: a can nine dog who loses his job and has
Speaker 1: to pivot to social work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's an app both TV show green lit.
Speaker 1: During the writer's strike, they're like, I'm pretty sure we
Speaker 1: can figure the script out.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, all.
Speaker 1: Right, well Brody, such a pleasure having you as always.
Speaker 3: On the show. Absolutely thanks for having me, y'all.
Speaker 1: Where can people find you?
Speaker 3: Follow you all that good stuff? You can find me
Speaker 3: on Instagram. I'm not so much on Twitter anymore. We'll
Speaker 3: see how that goes. But on Instagram I'm ao bro
Speaker 3: bro a yo dot b R dot b R oh yeah,
Speaker 3: and I have a comedy Central featured set coming out
Speaker 3: nice soon soon ish, and I'm excited about that. Yeah, amazing.
Speaker 1: Congratulations. Is there a media that you've been enjoying.
Speaker 3: I've just been inhaling anime for sure. I'm trying to
Speaker 3: think of anything specific that.
Speaker 1: What's a good an what's you know you're.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, these days, I've just been watching kind
Speaker 3: of like old stuff again. I've been watching Dragon ball
Speaker 3: Z and Hunter Hunner again. I'm trying to think of
Speaker 3: something more interesting to tell you, guys. I've just been
Speaker 3: watching Terrist's House. I don't know, watched Terrist's House. It's
Speaker 3: a joy. They're so polite to each other. They don't
Speaker 3: even they hit on each other. They don't even kiss.
Speaker 3: It's great. I love it.
Speaker 1: And they live in fear the whole time. It's great. Really, Miles,
Speaker 1: where can people find you? Is their workimedia you've been enjoying?
Speaker 1: Oh man, find me at Miles of Gray. I'm not
Speaker 1: really active on many of these things at the moment,
Speaker 1: but yeah, check me out there for the occasional weird
Speaker 1: post of my dog. And then you know, find Jack
Speaker 1: and I on are Basketball podcast Miles and Jack and
Speaker 1: I'll be back next week. Wow. What a time? What
Speaker 1: a time to be alive? What a time to be alive?
Speaker 1: Will Jimmy Butler has figured out the time space continuum
Speaker 1: and it's just using superpowers it would appear to do
Speaker 1: to send into overtime. Yo, broke me the first he did.
Speaker 1: Yeah anyway, anyway, listen to that podcast for those kinds
Speaker 1: of takes, and also if you want to hear my
Speaker 1: takes while I'm high as fuck talking about love is Blind,
Speaker 1: then check me and Sophia Alexander out on four to
Speaker 1: twenty Day Fiance. I don't have any tweets I'm I'm
Speaker 1: liking because I haven't seen nothing, but yeah I did see.
Speaker 1: Oh I saw this video on TikTok though, of Okay,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm just gonna describe it because fuck it there.
Speaker 1: You know how like when you go to like Walmart
Speaker 1: or the grocery store and stuff, and they're selling balls,
Speaker 1: like inflatable balls, and they got like that big cage,
Speaker 1: that big bungee cord. Yeah yeah, to pull them out
Speaker 1: this this woman like dubs like this like like Mexican
Speaker 1: track over where someone's like playing slap bass and just
Speaker 1: suddenly starts like plucking those like bungeee things on the
Speaker 1: Walmart ball carrier to the song, and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I like that. Yeah, a bit of imagine it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's good. TikTok.
Speaker 2: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O
Speaker 2: Brian and over at Miles and Jack ont mat Boosties.
Speaker 1: By the way, I saw our first.
Speaker 2: So somebody on Twitter was like, at Miles and Jack,
Speaker 2: you guys need like the Mad Boosti's crew needs to
Speaker 2: do something about this politics story. You should do like
Speaker 2: a crossover thing about a politics story. So we have
Speaker 2: Boosty's listeners who've never hurt who don't know. I guess
Speaker 2: we gotta let people and Boosties know that we have
Speaker 2: this show as well.
Speaker 1: If you could only hear the things they've cut from
Speaker 1: Mad Boosties, you'd know we're very Oh my god, yeah
Speaker 1: yeah she was.
Speaker 2: She was saying, you guys need to do a crossover
Speaker 2: episode where you protect Ron DeSantis from Disney's overstepping. So yeah,
Speaker 2: they got our politics all wrong.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's not true.
Speaker 3: On Twitter, a thing I enjoyed just.
Speaker 1: A classic at Skatie four twenty tweeted fool me once?
Speaker 1: Why would you do that? Fool me twice? What the
Speaker 1: fuck stop it. I enjoyed that.
Speaker 2: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore Brian.
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Speaker 1: Dot com where we post our episod. So in our
Speaker 1: footnotes we're off to the information that we talked about
Speaker 1: in today's episode as well as a song, and we
Speaker 1: think you might enjoy miles even listening music listeners might
Speaker 1: enjoy you guys heard of this drake fella that we're
Speaker 1: not doing that. This track actually from Always Proper. I
Speaker 1: didn't know. So Always Proper is like this collective of
Speaker 1: like beat makers and like MC's, but they always put
Speaker 1: out shit just under this moniker Always Proper and was
Speaker 1: started by this guy Imune, who's this like Mexican American
Speaker 1: dude in Texas. And this album that I'm listening to
Speaker 1: is like it's called Always Proper laf Amelia Part one.
Speaker 1: They're like the tracks just sound like if how do
Speaker 1: I even describe this? It's like if if Earth was
Speaker 1: destroyed in the Mad Max era and then like aliens
Speaker 1: come down and they think they go to like Memphis
Speaker 1: and they find like an old fucked up three six
Speaker 1: Mafias tape and they try and like reconstruct it to
Speaker 1: hear three six Mafia. That's what it sounds like. It's
Speaker 1: just like spooky. It's spooky, and it sounds like, you know,
Speaker 1: Memphis trap, So it's Memphis trap. Anyway. This is always
Speaker 1: Proper from the album Las Familia Part one and this
Speaker 1: track is called catching Them Sleeping.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right, well you can find that in the footnotes.
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Speaker 1: We will talk to you all then. Bye bye