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<v Speaker 1>Second date update. Alan is on the phone today for

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<v Speaker 1>a second date update, and he actually had to go

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<v Speaker 1>to the hospital right after he met the girl. He

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<v Speaker 1>wants to call it today. So I'm guessing Alan got

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<v Speaker 1>some love sickness. That's what it is. And I'm guessing

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<v Speaker 1>is that what happened Alan? It wasn't exactly that. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a lack of love sickness. Sisters, all I'm calling you guys. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this is gonna be a good story. I like stories

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<v Speaker 1>at end in the hospital. I mean, as long as

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<v Speaker 1>the person is fine afterwards. Okay, I love to tell

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<v Speaker 1>the tale. Okay. What's her name? By the way, her

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<v Speaker 1>name is Faith. Faith. Okay, how do you meet Faith?

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm at a bar with a couple of buddies

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm a little bit short on cash at the moment,

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<v Speaker 1>so I need, you know, the guys to pay for

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<v Speaker 1>a round, and they don't want to because they're punked sometimes,

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<v Speaker 1>so we start betting each other for well I can

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<v Speaker 1>do for it, you know, and I we talk about

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of different stuff and finally say, look, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna chug this entire bottle of hot sauce if you

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<v Speaker 1>pay for my drinks. What this is what you're resorting to?

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<v Speaker 1>You sounded like a real put together guy at the

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<v Speaker 1>beginning of this. I mean, I'm pretty put together, but

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<v Speaker 1>I get dumb sometimes with my friends and we we

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<v Speaker 1>challenge you show here to stupid stuff. So, okay, this

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<v Speaker 1>sounds awful. I'm a man of my word. I chug

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<v Speaker 1>the hot sauce whole, like a whole bottle. Yeah, a

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<v Speaker 1>whole bottle. Was like three or four gulps as like

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<v Speaker 1>people are hearing us kind of like joke around with

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<v Speaker 1>each other about me doing and so people start paying attention.

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<v Speaker 1>So by the time that I unscrew the label, like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on top of it, everybody's watching. So at the

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<v Speaker 1>entire bar, like they literally cut the music on the jukebox.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, So you're like the man of the hour

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<v Speaker 1>totally at fifteen people shutting chug. And that's when she

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<v Speaker 1>fell for you, when she saw you take that bottle

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<v Speaker 1>in your hand, Because there's nothing a woman wants more

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<v Speaker 1>than a man that can chug hot sauce. I think it's,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, somebody who takes control. Yeah, that's what she

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<v Speaker 1>saw me. But so she see like I do it.

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<v Speaker 1>The guys like you know, slapped me on the back

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<v Speaker 1>and she walks over, which is always a good sign,

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<v Speaker 1>and she she says, that was pretty impressive by a beer.

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<v Speaker 1>For that turn, you may have found the woman of

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<v Speaker 1>your dreams. I feel pretty lucky at this point, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>And we uh, you know, I go excuse myself from

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<v Speaker 1>my friends and we go over to the bar and

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<v Speaker 1>we're chatting a little bit. It's really nice. So we start,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we exchange numbers and that's fun, the hot sauce.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's when it kicked in. That's when it kicks in. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. And by kicking in, what happened? Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know how some people get the runs? Oh my god. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I felt like I was about to get the sprints.

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<v Speaker 1>I can imagine. And this is why you were talking

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<v Speaker 1>to her. Oh totally. I'm salivating, like I can feel

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<v Speaker 1>like it's gonna get out one way or another. And

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<v Speaker 1>I don't we don't want to. I don't want any

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<v Speaker 1>liquids to get on her, you call over or do

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<v Speaker 1>something else all over whatever. That would have been even

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<v Speaker 1>more disturbing if you did that. And she's just like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>now I really want to take the right I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to know that yet. Um So I get my

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<v Speaker 1>buddies to come over. I text them real quick, and

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<v Speaker 1>they say like, oh, we have to go to this

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<v Speaker 1>other bar. Um So I basically make up an excuse.

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<v Speaker 1>We say, oh, I've got your number, I'll text you soon,

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<v Speaker 1>and I leave. And that's when I go to the

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<v Speaker 1>hospital and I thought that I actually have an ulcer.

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<v Speaker 1>You have an ulcer, yeah, and I'll be fine. It's

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<v Speaker 1>one of those things which you know, don't be dumb,

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<v Speaker 1>like jug balls out sauce doing that again, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think doctor, you do that when you have

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<v Speaker 1>an ulcer. Yeah, nine out of ten don't. So we

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<v Speaker 1>we hung out again and it was nice, and we

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<v Speaker 1>went to a different bar, and I tried to really

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<v Speaker 1>limit the amount of alcohol that is drinking because we ulcer.

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<v Speaker 1>It was nice, but I had to cut a short.

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<v Speaker 1>I have this appointment that I legitimately have to get to,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I have to cut short that hangout out.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is the second time in a row that

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<v Speaker 1>I've kind of like been like a little bit of

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<v Speaker 1>a flake to her, you know, like we were barely

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<v Speaker 1>talking and then I left, and then this other time

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<v Speaker 1>we were maybe hanging out for the half an hour.

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<v Speaker 1>So now when I text her and I even tried

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<v Speaker 1>calling her and left a message, She's just not responding.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think it's because she thinks that I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to bail on her. Or did you tell her beforehand

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<v Speaker 1>that you had an appointment to get to and coffee

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<v Speaker 1>will be short? You know, I forgot, which is dumb.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did you schedule it that way? I was just

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<v Speaker 1>being dumb. I thought that I had time to do it,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was the one who suggested that time, and

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to be like, oh, I'm busy at

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<v Speaker 1>that time, so I didn't even really think about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just excited, Like she said, left meet for

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<v Speaker 1>a day. I was like, oh, yeah, of course, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>noticing a theme with you alan being dumb a lot. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was dom the scheduling. I was done. Yeah, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>totally copted. I will cop to not always being the

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<v Speaker 1>smartest guy in the room. Okay, so how long did

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<v Speaker 1>your hang out. Actually last I'd say it was like

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five minutes, half an hour enough where we like

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<v Speaker 1>we got to like kind of know each other and

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<v Speaker 1>have some it was starting to get like a good conversation,

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<v Speaker 1>but then I had to bail. Yeah that's really short. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I feel like you have to at least

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<v Speaker 1>have an hour with someone to even be considered not rude. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like for it to be a date, right, I kind

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<v Speaker 1>of feel like we haven't even gone on a date yet. Yeah, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you haven't. You met her at a bar and you

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<v Speaker 1>had to leave and then go to the hospital because

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<v Speaker 1>you chugged hot sauce and then you met up for

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<v Speaker 1>a date and you were there for half an hour

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<v Speaker 1>before you had to go somewhere else. I can see

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<v Speaker 1>how that would make somebody think that you're a little flaky. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>when she's so cute and she's super nice, so like,

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<v Speaker 1>if anything, it is fun to feel like, hey, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>like you're great, but like I kind of feel like

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<v Speaker 1>they have a connection. So i'd like to, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if there's a chance, I want to. I want to try. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and I forget she's not responding to you now at all,

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<v Speaker 1>or she's just kind of blowing you off. Yeah, she's

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<v Speaker 1>not responding to me at all. Okay, okay, Well we'll

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<v Speaker 1>play a song and then come back and call her

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<v Speaker 1>and get your second date update. Okay, awesome, thanks y'all. Yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on brooking jubil in the morning, sep. Right in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of a second date update. And if you're

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<v Speaker 1>just joining us, Alan is on the phone, and Alan

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<v Speaker 1>is dumb. Not my words, those are his words. Alan

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<v Speaker 1>met a girl named Faith at a bar one night.

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<v Speaker 1>His first dumb move was chugging a bottle of hot

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<v Speaker 1>sauce because his buddies dared him to do it. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>she was impressed by that though. Yeah, but that's how

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<v Speaker 1>he met her. And then his second dumb move was

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<v Speaker 1>after he set up a date with her. He met

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<v Speaker 1>up with her, but he had an appointment that day,

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<v Speaker 1>so they only spent like thirty minutes hanging out and

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<v Speaker 1>having a few more drinks than another bar like a

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<v Speaker 1>week later, and now she's not calling him back. Alan,

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<v Speaker 1>We're about to call her, are you ready. I'm excited, man.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that you're right. Sometimes I act dumb, but

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<v Speaker 1>I think that she's pretty cool and it'd be smart

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<v Speaker 1>for us to get together. Yeah, but maybe she's reading

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<v Speaker 1>the red flags correctly and you are flaky. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that I'm flaky in that way, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm probably flaky in other ways. I should probably you know,

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<v Speaker 1>do laundry more or something like that. But I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a good partner. Okay, okay, all right, well dollar

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<v Speaker 1>phone of right. Now, get her on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>see if we can get you a second date. Okay, thanks,

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate you guys. Yeah, man, here we go. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>may I speak to Faith please? This is she? Hey, Faith,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you? This is Jebil from the radio show

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<v Speaker 1>Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. Wait, who is this again?

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<v Speaker 1>Jebil from the radio show Brook and Jewbwil in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh like a radio station. Yeah yeah, not the whole station,

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<v Speaker 1>but we're on the radio station. Sorry, radio. I'm calling

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<v Speaker 1>you to date though I know it's probably confusing. Why

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<v Speaker 1>radio show or station or whoever is calling you? But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling you because one of our listeners actually sent

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<v Speaker 1>us an email about you. Oh what why? Wow? Because

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<v Speaker 1>we do a segment on our show it's called the

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<v Speaker 1>second date updates, where if you go out on a

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<v Speaker 1>date with somebody and then end up blowing them off,

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<v Speaker 1>they can email us and we'll call you and ask

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<v Speaker 1>why so you went out on a date with somebody

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<v Speaker 1>and you're not calling them back and they want to

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<v Speaker 1>know what they did wrong. Oh so people do this, Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they do we unfortunately for some people. Fortunately for us though,

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<v Speaker 1>because it brings us show content. But uh, the guy

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<v Speaker 1>who emailed us, his name is Alan Oh Alan. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he likes hot sauce. Yes, he yes, he did. I

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<v Speaker 1>could not believe you went up to He told us

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<v Speaker 1>he went up to him in a bar and asked

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<v Speaker 1>him out after you saw him chug a bottle of

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<v Speaker 1>hot sauce. Yeah. I was with my girlfriends and we

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<v Speaker 1>were like chatting, and the whole bar like went silent.

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<v Speaker 1>They turned everything off and everyone was just watching, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I want to talk to that because

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<v Speaker 1>I need some happiness and laughter in my life. Was

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<v Speaker 1>it the hot sauce that did it? Or did you

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<v Speaker 1>also find him attractive? I mean he yeah, he's he's

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<v Speaker 1>good looking too, but I mean the hot sauces. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the way to your heart. Yeah. Well, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>it's hard to go talk to people. But it was

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<v Speaker 1>a good uh introduction thing, you know. But uh, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>him and his buddies had to go they were going

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<v Speaker 1>off somewhere else or whatever they were doing and that,

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<v Speaker 1>and so he exchanged numbers and stuff. Yeah, and he

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<v Speaker 1>told us about that. He also said that you guys

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<v Speaker 1>got together for an actual date and he had to

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<v Speaker 1>cut it short. And he thinks that you're not calling

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<v Speaker 1>him back because you might think he's flaky because he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't spend a lot of time with you both occasions. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not why you're not calling him back. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>not why. Um, do you mind telling us why? I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what he told you about the date.

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<v Speaker 1>He said that he met up with you at a

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<v Speaker 1>bar and ended up having to leave like half an

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<v Speaker 1>hour in and that's pretty much all he told us.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he didn't. He didn't tell you anything else about,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, his appointment or what happened now. He just

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<v Speaker 1>said he had an appointment. I guess we should have asked.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't ask. He said that he liked you and

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<v Speaker 1>that he thought you guys had a good connection. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we have good conversation, but like, what else should he

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<v Speaker 1>have told us. It sounds like you think you should

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<v Speaker 1>have told us more, like there's more of the story.

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<v Speaker 1>So when I got there, you know, he was there first,

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<v Speaker 1>and he had a drink or whatever, and he's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta, you know, loose up from my appointment. And

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, what are you talking about? And he's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go get waxed. And I'm just like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>why would you do that? Like You're gonna wax your

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<v Speaker 1>chest and he was like, no, I wanna wax my

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<v Speaker 1>nether regions like a Brazilian or something. Yes, he cut

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<v Speaker 1>your date short for a wax appointment. Yes, And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like why. You know, guys that I've talked to

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<v Speaker 1>were or have dated in the past, I've never heard

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<v Speaker 1>of them go for a Brazilian, you know. And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like why and he was like, well, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the ladies love it. And I was like, which which

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<v Speaker 1>ladies are you talking to? Like are you currently seeing

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<v Speaker 1>somebody now that like likes it? Or are you just

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<v Speaker 1>doing it for future purposes? And he's like no, man,

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<v Speaker 1>Like just you know I know that the ladies love it.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds almost like he was trying to brag to you, like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you keep hanging out with me. I'm all smooth down there, right,

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<v Speaker 1>or like the assumption that if he goes get this done,

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<v Speaker 1>he's gonna go, you know, hook up with somebody and

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<v Speaker 1>he's all prepared for it or whatever. He can't knock

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<v Speaker 1>a guy for his his upkeep choices, right, everybody's different.

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<v Speaker 1>They have different preferences. This is doing something about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Some guys just I've never seen it either. Maybe it's

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<v Speaker 1>not so bad. I don't know. And and then like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, towards the end, like because it was only

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<v Speaker 1>about thirty minutes or whatever, and there's five minutes left

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<v Speaker 1>and he's like, okay, I gotta go with him a bill,

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like okay. And he comes back with

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<v Speaker 1>two shots and he sits down and and takes both shots,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's like, all right, well, I gotta go. And

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<v Speaker 1>how drunk is he getting before he goes and gets waxed?

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<v Speaker 1>That's I don't know how long he had been there

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<v Speaker 1>before I got there. Yeah, but I mean it's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of rude to bring somebody to shots and then take

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<v Speaker 1>them both yourself. And the table next to me was like,

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<v Speaker 1>did that really just happen yeah. I mean, the shot

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<v Speaker 1>thing is rude. And also the fact you can reschedule

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<v Speaker 1>a waxing appointment like anytime. It was all just too

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<v Speaker 1>weird for me. Yeah. Okay, Well, I'm sorry to get

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<v Speaker 1>weird on you again. But Alan is actually on the

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<v Speaker 1>other line and wants to talk to you. What Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, Alan's on the other line wants to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you. Well, unless you had to go to a

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<v Speaker 1>waxing appointment, I don't know, Alan, are you still there,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm there. Hey, say hide do you come to

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<v Speaker 1>this radio station often? Oh my god, Alan, you did

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<v Speaker 1>not just do that. That is like eighteen billion points

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<v Speaker 1>against you right there. Oh my god. I know it's weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel a little awkward because of the situation. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to talk to you on the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>We weren't turning a phone call lady in my text.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think that you're really cute. We have a

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<v Speaker 1>good chemistry, and you know, maybe this can be another

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<v Speaker 1>part of a weird story we tell our grandkids. Oh god, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>that's really nice of you to say, But were you

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<v Speaker 1>listening to what I was just saying about how the

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing that you're doing down there is just a

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<v Speaker 1>little weird to me. Um, it's not. It's just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a weird thing that you think that you have

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<v Speaker 1>to do. What are you talking about? Women love this.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had more compliments since I started my wax phase

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<v Speaker 1>than I ever had before. My face. What kind of

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<v Speaker 1>compliments are you receiving, Allen? I don't want to tell

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<v Speaker 1>tales out of school, but the feedback has been very good.

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<v Speaker 1>Feedback is very good faith. What do you think about that?

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<v Speaker 1>It's got good feedback? Down down thatack four stars? You

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<v Speaker 1>got a good yeapreview on that day? Yeah, five stars?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh by oh my god, I just have never heard

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<v Speaker 1>of this, even if it's that, Like, why why would

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<v Speaker 1>you bring it up on a first date? Yeah? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>what's more awkward for me to talk about it beforehand,

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<v Speaker 1>or for you know, little Davy to show up freshly

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<v Speaker 1>shorn so he's got a name to that, bald little

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<v Speaker 1>guy king of the wild Frontier man, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, maybe some people say that we talk too

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<v Speaker 1>much about sex. I don't think that we talk enough

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<v Speaker 1>about it. I'm just giving you a heads up. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sorry if it was a weird way to do it

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<v Speaker 1>and something you're not used to, but I promise you. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I saw an episode of Sex in the City on

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<v Speaker 1>it internest them blowing up about it. Oh, I've just

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<v Speaker 1>never heard of it before. Like, I've dated a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of guys that have never done it, tons of girlfriends.

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<v Speaker 1>No one's ever talked about it. Like I mentioned it

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<v Speaker 1>to my friends and they were like, what the thank yous? Faith?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he sounds like really confident. Man, he's not

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<v Speaker 1>embarrassed about it. I don't know. I don't think those

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<v Speaker 1>are negatives. I'm not embarrassed about it at all. I

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<v Speaker 1>will be very candid about that. I mean, like, how

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<v Speaker 1>long have you been doing this for him? I'm just curious.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been doing this for four and a half years,

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<v Speaker 1>a long term relationship and some dating and another shorter relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>So I feel like I've seen the span of how

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<v Speaker 1>people deal with it, and it's been pretty good. Faith.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a good cell. I'm going to tell you

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<v Speaker 1>right now, he has converted at least four men listening

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<v Speaker 1>to give it a try. It does I mean, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna lie. I'm kind of curious. Now, all right, Well, Faith,

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<v Speaker 1>then would you go out on a second date with Alan?

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<v Speaker 1>We will pay for it. I mean, yeah, sure, that

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<v Speaker 1>really Alan, what I'm talking about. Congratulations. I would say

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<v Speaker 1>you got a second date, but I think your hairless

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<v Speaker 1>buddy got to date Little Davy smooth just like you are. Allan.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no pressure for Little Davy to make a special

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<v Speaker 1>guest appearance. But Faith, I think we're gonna have fun

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<v Speaker 1>either way, so everybody's ready. Congratulations Faith, Alan and Little

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<v Speaker 1>Davy successful second date update broken Jewil in the morning

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<v Speaker 1>text in at seven eighty five nine two to stop

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<v Speaker 1>manscape shaming. I agree. Talking about today's second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>If you missed it, This dude, Alan met Faith, the

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<v Speaker 1>girl that he wanted to call, at a bar one

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<v Speaker 1>night while he drank a whole bottle of hot sauce

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<v Speaker 1>as part of a bet with his friends. They ended

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<v Speaker 1>up going out on a date, but only hung out

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<v Speaker 1>for like thirty minutes because Alan forgot that he had

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<v Speaker 1>an appointment that day. We called Faith and she told

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<v Speaker 1>us that the appointment Alan had was to get waxed

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<v Speaker 1>down there. She thought it was a little strange. It's intense,

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<v Speaker 1>Like manscaping is one thing, but like just bear getting waxed.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never come across it. I cannot imagine. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I just wouldn't want to do for the pain. I know, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>where are the person who has to do it? Like

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of creases underneath and difficult. Well. Alan

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<v Speaker 1>claims that the ladies love having a man who's well

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<v Speaker 1>groomed down there, and that the feedback he's gotten has

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<v Speaker 1>been pretty good. And in the end faith her curiosity

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<v Speaker 1>went out and she decided to see for herself. So

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<v Speaker 1>they're going out on a second date. I think we

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<v Speaker 1>can all agree with women. We like it if you

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<v Speaker 1>got a little haircut or a little this is one

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<v Speaker 1>second date update. I'd like a report on how I'd

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<v Speaker 1>like a review. I'd like a Yelp review on how

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<v Speaker 1>this turns out. Remember, if you want to do a

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<v Speaker 1>second date update, I have to do his email the

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<v Speaker 1>show and we will call the person who didn't call

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<v Speaker 1>you back. It is Friday, so Young Jeffrey's song of

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<v Speaker 1>the Week that's coming up at eight to ten.