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Speaker 1: Second date update. Alan is on the phone today for
Speaker 1: a second date update, and he actually had to go
Speaker 1: to the hospital right after he met the girl. He
Speaker 1: wants to call it today. So I'm guessing Alan got
Speaker 1: some love sickness. That's what it is. And I'm guessing
Speaker 1: is that what happened Alan? It wasn't exactly that. It's
Speaker 1: a lack of love sickness. Sisters, all I'm calling you guys. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be a good story. I like stories
Speaker 1: at end in the hospital. I mean, as long as
Speaker 1: the person is fine afterwards. Okay, I love to tell
Speaker 1: the tale. Okay. What's her name? By the way, her
Speaker 1: name is Faith. Faith. Okay, how do you meet Faith?
Speaker 1: So I'm at a bar with a couple of buddies
Speaker 1: and I'm a little bit short on cash at the moment,
Speaker 1: so I need, you know, the guys to pay for
Speaker 1: a round, and they don't want to because they're punked sometimes,
Speaker 1: so we start betting each other for well I can
Speaker 1: do for it, you know, and I we talk about
Speaker 1: a bunch of different stuff and finally say, look, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna chug this entire bottle of hot sauce if you
Speaker 1: pay for my drinks. What this is what you're resorting to?
Speaker 1: You sounded like a real put together guy at the
Speaker 1: beginning of this. I mean, I'm pretty put together, but
Speaker 1: I get dumb sometimes with my friends and we we
Speaker 1: challenge you show here to stupid stuff. So, okay, this
Speaker 1: sounds awful. I'm a man of my word. I chug
Speaker 1: the hot sauce whole, like a whole bottle. Yeah, a
Speaker 1: whole bottle. Was like three or four gulps as like
Speaker 1: people are hearing us kind of like joke around with
Speaker 1: each other about me doing and so people start paying attention.
Speaker 1: So by the time that I unscrew the label, like
Speaker 1: I'm on top of it, everybody's watching. So at the
Speaker 1: entire bar, like they literally cut the music on the jukebox.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, So you're like the man of the hour
Speaker 1: totally at fifteen people shutting chug. And that's when she
Speaker 1: fell for you, when she saw you take that bottle
Speaker 1: in your hand, Because there's nothing a woman wants more
Speaker 1: than a man that can chug hot sauce. I think it's,
Speaker 1: you know, somebody who takes control. Yeah, that's what she
Speaker 1: saw me. But so she see like I do it.
Speaker 1: The guys like you know, slapped me on the back
Speaker 1: and she walks over, which is always a good sign,
Speaker 1: and she she says, that was pretty impressive by a beer.
Speaker 1: For that turn, you may have found the woman of
Speaker 1: your dreams. I feel pretty lucky at this point, you know.
Speaker 1: And we uh, you know, I go excuse myself from
Speaker 1: my friends and we go over to the bar and
Speaker 1: we're chatting a little bit. It's really nice. So we start,
Speaker 1: you know, we exchange numbers and that's fun, the hot sauce.
Speaker 1: So that's when it kicked in. That's when it kicks in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right. And by kicking in, what happened? Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: you know how some people get the runs? Oh my god. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I felt like I was about to get the sprints.
Speaker 1: I can imagine. And this is why you were talking
Speaker 1: to her. Oh totally. I'm salivating, like I can feel
Speaker 1: like it's gonna get out one way or another. And
Speaker 1: I don't we don't want to. I don't want any
Speaker 1: liquids to get on her, you call over or do
Speaker 1: something else all over whatever. That would have been even
Speaker 1: more disturbing if you did that. And she's just like, oh,
Speaker 1: now I really want to take the right I don't
Speaker 1: want to know that yet. Um So I get my
Speaker 1: buddies to come over. I text them real quick, and
Speaker 1: they say like, oh, we have to go to this
Speaker 1: other bar. Um So I basically make up an excuse.
Speaker 1: We say, oh, I've got your number, I'll text you soon,
Speaker 1: and I leave. And that's when I go to the
Speaker 1: hospital and I thought that I actually have an ulcer.
Speaker 1: You have an ulcer, yeah, and I'll be fine. It's
Speaker 1: one of those things which you know, don't be dumb,
Speaker 1: like jug balls out sauce doing that again, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think doctor, you do that when you have
Speaker 1: an ulcer. Yeah, nine out of ten don't. So we
Speaker 1: we hung out again and it was nice, and we
Speaker 1: went to a different bar, and I tried to really
Speaker 1: limit the amount of alcohol that is drinking because we ulcer.
Speaker 1: It was nice, but I had to cut a short.
Speaker 1: I have this appointment that I legitimately have to get to,
Speaker 1: and so I have to cut short that hangout out.
Speaker 1: So this is the second time in a row that
Speaker 1: I've kind of like been like a little bit of
Speaker 1: a flake to her, you know, like we were barely
Speaker 1: talking and then I left, and then this other time
Speaker 1: we were maybe hanging out for the half an hour.
Speaker 1: So now when I text her and I even tried
Speaker 1: calling her and left a message, She's just not responding.
Speaker 1: And I think it's because she thinks that I'm going
Speaker 1: to bail on her. Or did you tell her beforehand
Speaker 1: that you had an appointment to get to and coffee
Speaker 1: will be short? You know, I forgot, which is dumb.
Speaker 1: Why did you schedule it that way? I was just
Speaker 1: being dumb. I thought that I had time to do it,
Speaker 1: and she was the one who suggested that time, and
Speaker 1: I didn't want to be like, oh, I'm busy at
Speaker 1: that time, so I didn't even really think about it.
Speaker 1: I was just excited, Like she said, left meet for
Speaker 1: a day. I was like, oh, yeah, of course, I'm
Speaker 1: noticing a theme with you alan being dumb a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was dom the scheduling. I was done. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: totally copted. I will cop to not always being the
Speaker 1: smartest guy in the room. Okay, so how long did
Speaker 1: your hang out. Actually last I'd say it was like
Speaker 1: twenty five minutes, half an hour enough where we like
Speaker 1: we got to like kind of know each other and
Speaker 1: have some it was starting to get like a good conversation,
Speaker 1: but then I had to bail. Yeah that's really short. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I feel like you have to at least
Speaker 1: have an hour with someone to even be considered not rude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like for it to be a date, right, I kind
Speaker 1: of feel like we haven't even gone on a date yet. Yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: you haven't. You met her at a bar and you
Speaker 1: had to leave and then go to the hospital because
Speaker 1: you chugged hot sauce and then you met up for
Speaker 1: a date and you were there for half an hour
Speaker 1: before you had to go somewhere else. I can see
Speaker 1: how that would make somebody think that you're a little flaky. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when she's so cute and she's super nice, so like,
Speaker 1: if anything, it is fun to feel like, hey, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: like you're great, but like I kind of feel like
Speaker 1: they have a connection. So i'd like to, you know,
Speaker 1: if there's a chance, I want to. I want to try. Okay,
Speaker 1: and I forget she's not responding to you now at all,
Speaker 1: or she's just kind of blowing you off. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: not responding to me at all. Okay, okay, Well we'll
Speaker 1: play a song and then come back and call her
Speaker 1: and get your second date update. Okay, awesome, thanks y'all. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: hang on brooking jubil in the morning, sep. Right in
Speaker 1: the middle of a second date update. And if you're
Speaker 1: just joining us, Alan is on the phone, and Alan
Speaker 1: is dumb. Not my words, those are his words. Alan
Speaker 1: met a girl named Faith at a bar one night.
Speaker 1: His first dumb move was chugging a bottle of hot
Speaker 1: sauce because his buddies dared him to do it. Hey,
Speaker 1: she was impressed by that though. Yeah, but that's how
Speaker 1: he met her. And then his second dumb move was
Speaker 1: after he set up a date with her. He met
Speaker 1: up with her, but he had an appointment that day,
Speaker 1: so they only spent like thirty minutes hanging out and
Speaker 1: having a few more drinks than another bar like a
Speaker 1: week later, and now she's not calling him back. Alan,
Speaker 1: We're about to call her, are you ready. I'm excited, man.
Speaker 1: I think that you're right. Sometimes I act dumb, but
Speaker 1: I think that she's pretty cool and it'd be smart
Speaker 1: for us to get together. Yeah, but maybe she's reading
Speaker 1: the red flags correctly and you are flaky. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't think that I'm flaky in that way, Like
Speaker 1: I'm probably flaky in other ways. I should probably you know,
Speaker 1: do laundry more or something like that. But I'm a
Speaker 1: I'm a good partner. Okay, okay, all right, well dollar
Speaker 1: phone of right. Now, get her on the phone and
Speaker 1: see if we can get you a second date. Okay, thanks,
Speaker 1: appreciate you guys. Yeah, man, here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: may I speak to Faith please? This is she? Hey, Faith,
Speaker 1: how are you? This is Jebil from the radio show
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. Wait, who is this again?
Speaker 1: Jebil from the radio show Brook and Jewbwil in the morning.
Speaker 1: Oh like a radio station. Yeah yeah, not the whole station,
Speaker 1: but we're on the radio station. Sorry, radio. I'm calling
Speaker 1: you to date though I know it's probably confusing. Why
Speaker 1: radio show or station or whoever is calling you? But
Speaker 1: I'm calling you because one of our listeners actually sent
Speaker 1: us an email about you. Oh what why? Wow? Because
Speaker 1: we do a segment on our show it's called the
Speaker 1: second date updates, where if you go out on a
Speaker 1: date with somebody and then end up blowing them off,
Speaker 1: they can email us and we'll call you and ask
Speaker 1: why so you went out on a date with somebody
Speaker 1: and you're not calling them back and they want to
Speaker 1: know what they did wrong. Oh so people do this, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they do we unfortunately for some people. Fortunately for us though,
Speaker 1: because it brings us show content. But uh, the guy
Speaker 1: who emailed us, his name is Alan Oh Alan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he likes hot sauce. Yes, he yes, he did. I
Speaker 1: could not believe you went up to He told us
Speaker 1: he went up to him in a bar and asked
Speaker 1: him out after you saw him chug a bottle of
Speaker 1: hot sauce. Yeah. I was with my girlfriends and we
Speaker 1: were like chatting, and the whole bar like went silent.
Speaker 1: They turned everything off and everyone was just watching, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I want to talk to that because
Speaker 1: I need some happiness and laughter in my life. Was
Speaker 1: it the hot sauce that did it? Or did you
Speaker 1: also find him attractive? I mean he yeah, he's he's
Speaker 1: good looking too, but I mean the hot sauces. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the way to your heart. Yeah. Well, I mean
Speaker 1: it's hard to go talk to people. But it was
Speaker 1: a good uh introduction thing, you know. But uh, but yeah,
Speaker 1: him and his buddies had to go they were going
Speaker 1: off somewhere else or whatever they were doing and that,
Speaker 1: and so he exchanged numbers and stuff. Yeah, and he
Speaker 1: told us about that. He also said that you guys
Speaker 1: got together for an actual date and he had to
Speaker 1: cut it short. And he thinks that you're not calling
Speaker 1: him back because you might think he's flaky because he
Speaker 1: didn't spend a lot of time with you both occasions. No, no,
Speaker 1: that's not why you're not calling him back. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: not why. Um, do you mind telling us why? I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know what he told you about the date.
Speaker 1: He said that he met up with you at a
Speaker 1: bar and ended up having to leave like half an
Speaker 1: hour in and that's pretty much all he told us.
Speaker 1: Oh he didn't. He didn't tell you anything else about,
Speaker 1: you know, his appointment or what happened now. He just
Speaker 1: said he had an appointment. I guess we should have asked.
Speaker 1: We didn't ask. He said that he liked you and
Speaker 1: that he thought you guys had a good connection. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we have good conversation, but like, what else should he
Speaker 1: have told us. It sounds like you think you should
Speaker 1: have told us more, like there's more of the story.
Speaker 1: So when I got there, you know, he was there first,
Speaker 1: and he had a drink or whatever, and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta, you know, loose up from my appointment. And
Speaker 1: I was like, what are you talking about? And he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go get waxed. And I'm just like, oh,
Speaker 1: why would you do that? Like You're gonna wax your
Speaker 1: chest and he was like, no, I wanna wax my
Speaker 1: nether regions like a Brazilian or something. Yes, he cut
Speaker 1: your date short for a wax appointment. Yes, And I
Speaker 1: was like why. You know, guys that I've talked to
Speaker 1: were or have dated in the past, I've never heard
Speaker 1: of them go for a Brazilian, you know. And I
Speaker 1: was like why and he was like, well, you know,
Speaker 1: the ladies love it. And I was like, which which
Speaker 1: ladies are you talking to? Like are you currently seeing
Speaker 1: somebody now that like likes it? Or are you just
Speaker 1: doing it for future purposes? And he's like no, man,
Speaker 1: Like just you know I know that the ladies love it.
Speaker 1: It sounds almost like he was trying to brag to you, like, hey,
Speaker 1: you keep hanging out with me. I'm all smooth down there, right,
Speaker 1: or like the assumption that if he goes get this done,
Speaker 1: he's gonna go, you know, hook up with somebody and
Speaker 1: he's all prepared for it or whatever. He can't knock
Speaker 1: a guy for his his upkeep choices, right, everybody's different.
Speaker 1: They have different preferences. This is doing something about it.
Speaker 1: Some guys just I've never seen it either. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: not so bad. I don't know. And and then like,
Speaker 1: you know, towards the end, like because it was only
Speaker 1: about thirty minutes or whatever, and there's five minutes left
Speaker 1: and he's like, okay, I gotta go with him a bill,
Speaker 1: And I was like okay. And he comes back with
Speaker 1: two shots and he sits down and and takes both shots,
Speaker 1: and he's like, all right, well, I gotta go. And
Speaker 1: how drunk is he getting before he goes and gets waxed?
Speaker 1: That's I don't know how long he had been there
Speaker 1: before I got there. Yeah, but I mean it's kind
Speaker 1: of rude to bring somebody to shots and then take
Speaker 1: them both yourself. And the table next to me was like,
Speaker 1: did that really just happen yeah. I mean, the shot
Speaker 1: thing is rude. And also the fact you can reschedule
Speaker 1: a waxing appointment like anytime. It was all just too
Speaker 1: weird for me. Yeah. Okay, Well, I'm sorry to get
Speaker 1: weird on you again. But Alan is actually on the
Speaker 1: other line and wants to talk to you. What Yeah,
Speaker 1: I said, Alan's on the other line wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you. Well, unless you had to go to a
Speaker 1: waxing appointment, I don't know, Alan, are you still there,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm there. Hey, say hide do you come to
Speaker 1: this radio station often? Oh my god, Alan, you did
Speaker 1: not just do that. That is like eighteen billion points
Speaker 1: against you right there. Oh my god. I know it's weird.
Speaker 1: I feel a little awkward because of the situation. Well,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to talk to you on the radio.
Speaker 1: We weren't turning a phone call lady in my text.
Speaker 1: So I think that you're really cute. We have a
Speaker 1: good chemistry, and you know, maybe this can be another
Speaker 1: part of a weird story we tell our grandkids. Oh god, Um,
Speaker 1: that's really nice of you to say, But were you
Speaker 1: listening to what I was just saying about how the
Speaker 1: whole thing that you're doing down there is just a
Speaker 1: little weird to me. Um, it's not. It's just kind
Speaker 1: of a weird thing that you think that you have
Speaker 1: to do. What are you talking about? Women love this.
Speaker 1: I've had more compliments since I started my wax phase
Speaker 1: than I ever had before. My face. What kind of
Speaker 1: compliments are you receiving, Allen? I don't want to tell
Speaker 1: tales out of school, but the feedback has been very good.
Speaker 1: Feedback is very good faith. What do you think about that?
Speaker 1: It's got good feedback? Down down thatack four stars? You
Speaker 1: got a good yeapreview on that day? Yeah, five stars?
Speaker 1: Oh by oh my god, I just have never heard
Speaker 1: of this, even if it's that, Like, why why would
Speaker 1: you bring it up on a first date? Yeah? Well,
Speaker 1: what's more awkward for me to talk about it beforehand,
Speaker 1: or for you know, little Davy to show up freshly
Speaker 1: shorn so he's got a name to that, bald little
Speaker 1: guy king of the wild Frontier man, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: You know, maybe some people say that we talk too
Speaker 1: much about sex. I don't think that we talk enough
Speaker 1: about it. I'm just giving you a heads up. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry if it was a weird way to do it
Speaker 1: and something you're not used to, but I promise you. Look,
Speaker 1: I saw an episode of Sex in the City on
Speaker 1: it internest them blowing up about it. Oh, I've just
Speaker 1: never heard of it before. Like, I've dated a bunch
Speaker 1: of guys that have never done it, tons of girlfriends.
Speaker 1: No one's ever talked about it. Like I mentioned it
Speaker 1: to my friends and they were like, what the thank yous? Faith?
Speaker 1: I mean, he sounds like really confident. Man, he's not
Speaker 1: embarrassed about it. I don't know. I don't think those
Speaker 1: are negatives. I'm not embarrassed about it at all. I
Speaker 1: will be very candid about that. I mean, like, how
Speaker 1: long have you been doing this for him? I'm just curious.
Speaker 1: I've been doing this for four and a half years,
Speaker 1: a long term relationship and some dating and another shorter relationship.
Speaker 1: So I feel like I've seen the span of how
Speaker 1: people deal with it, and it's been pretty good. Faith.
Speaker 1: That is a good cell. I'm going to tell you
Speaker 1: right now, he has converted at least four men listening
Speaker 1: to give it a try. It does I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I'm kind of curious. Now, all right, Well, Faith,
Speaker 1: then would you go out on a second date with Alan?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. I mean, yeah, sure, that
Speaker 1: really Alan, what I'm talking about. Congratulations. I would say
Speaker 1: you got a second date, but I think your hairless
Speaker 1: buddy got to date Little Davy smooth just like you are. Allan.
Speaker 1: There's no pressure for Little Davy to make a special
Speaker 1: guest appearance. But Faith, I think we're gonna have fun
Speaker 1: either way, so everybody's ready. Congratulations Faith, Alan and Little
Speaker 1: Davy successful second date update broken Jewil in the morning
Speaker 1: text in at seven eighty five nine two to stop
Speaker 1: manscape shaming. I agree. Talking about today's second date update.
Speaker 1: If you missed it, This dude, Alan met Faith, the
Speaker 1: girl that he wanted to call, at a bar one
Speaker 1: night while he drank a whole bottle of hot sauce
Speaker 1: as part of a bet with his friends. They ended
Speaker 1: up going out on a date, but only hung out
Speaker 1: for like thirty minutes because Alan forgot that he had
Speaker 1: an appointment that day. We called Faith and she told
Speaker 1: us that the appointment Alan had was to get waxed
Speaker 1: down there. She thought it was a little strange. It's intense,
Speaker 1: Like manscaping is one thing, but like just bear getting waxed.
Speaker 1: I've never come across it. I cannot imagine. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just wouldn't want to do for the pain. I know, Well,
Speaker 1: where are the person who has to do it? Like
Speaker 1: there's a lot of creases underneath and difficult. Well. Alan
Speaker 1: claims that the ladies love having a man who's well
Speaker 1: groomed down there, and that the feedback he's gotten has
Speaker 1: been pretty good. And in the end faith her curiosity
Speaker 1: went out and she decided to see for herself. So
Speaker 1: they're going out on a second date. I think we
Speaker 1: can all agree with women. We like it if you
Speaker 1: got a little haircut or a little this is one
Speaker 1: second date update. I'd like a report on how I'd
Speaker 1: like a review. I'd like a Yelp review on how
Speaker 1: this turns out. Remember, if you want to do a
Speaker 1: second date update, I have to do his email the
Speaker 1: show and we will call the person who didn't call
Speaker 1: you back. It is Friday, so Young Jeffrey's song of
Speaker 1: the Week that's coming up at eight to ten.