1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:03,160 Speaker 1: Need lask trust the experienced team at the Lasic Center 2 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:06,600 Speaker 1: at Evergreen Eye Center. No glasses, no contacts, no limits. 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:14,000 Speaker 1: What will you do? Lasik at Evergreen dot com Rooking Jewels. 4 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:18,200 Speaker 1: Second date update. Alan is on the phone today for 5 00:00:18,239 --> 00:00:20,040 Speaker 1: a second date update, and he actually had to go 6 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:22,200 Speaker 1: to the hospital right after he met the girl. He 7 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:24,880 Speaker 1: wants to call it today. So I'm guessing Alan got 8 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:27,560 Speaker 1: some love sickness. That's what it is. And I'm guessing 9 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:30,360 Speaker 1: is that what happened Alan? It wasn't exactly that. It's 10 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:33,520 Speaker 1: a lack of love sickness. Sisters, all I'm calling you guys. Okay, 11 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:35,400 Speaker 1: this is gonna be a good story. I like stories 12 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:37,199 Speaker 1: at end in the hospital. I mean, as long as 13 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:39,879 Speaker 1: the person is fine afterwards. Okay, I love to tell 14 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,680 Speaker 1: the tale. Okay. What's her name? By the way, her 15 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:45,400 Speaker 1: name is Faith. Faith. Okay, how do you meet Faith? 16 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:47,879 Speaker 1: So I'm at a bar with a couple of buddies 17 00:00:48,159 --> 00:00:51,280 Speaker 1: and I'm a little bit short on cash at the moment, 18 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,199 Speaker 1: so I need, you know, the guys to pay for 19 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,560 Speaker 1: a round, and they don't want to because they're punked sometimes, 20 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:58,520 Speaker 1: so we start betting each other for well I can 21 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:00,800 Speaker 1: do for it, you know, and I we talk about 22 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,440 Speaker 1: a bunch of different stuff and finally say, look, I'm 23 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:04,399 Speaker 1: gonna chug this entire bottle of hot sauce if you 24 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:07,640 Speaker 1: pay for my drinks. What this is what you're resorting to? 25 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:10,280 Speaker 1: You sounded like a real put together guy at the 26 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 1: beginning of this. I mean, I'm pretty put together, but 27 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,480 Speaker 1: I get dumb sometimes with my friends and we we 28 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:18,360 Speaker 1: challenge you show here to stupid stuff. So, okay, this 29 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:21,560 Speaker 1: sounds awful. I'm a man of my word. I chug 30 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:25,399 Speaker 1: the hot sauce whole, like a whole bottle. Yeah, a 31 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 1: whole bottle. Was like three or four gulps as like 32 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:31,720 Speaker 1: people are hearing us kind of like joke around with 33 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:34,360 Speaker 1: each other about me doing and so people start paying attention. 34 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:36,240 Speaker 1: So by the time that I unscrew the label, like 35 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:38,920 Speaker 1: I'm on top of it, everybody's watching. So at the 36 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:41,920 Speaker 1: entire bar, like they literally cut the music on the jukebox. 37 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:45,759 Speaker 1: Oh wow, So you're like the man of the hour 38 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:50,600 Speaker 1: totally at fifteen people shutting chug. And that's when she 39 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,240 Speaker 1: fell for you, when she saw you take that bottle 40 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:56,000 Speaker 1: in your hand, Because there's nothing a woman wants more 41 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,480 Speaker 1: than a man that can chug hot sauce. I think it's, 42 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,920 Speaker 1: you know, somebody who takes control. Yeah, that's what she 43 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,200 Speaker 1: saw me. But so she see like I do it. 44 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:06,280 Speaker 1: The guys like you know, slapped me on the back 45 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,880 Speaker 1: and she walks over, which is always a good sign, 46 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:13,519 Speaker 1: and she she says, that was pretty impressive by a beer. 47 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:16,960 Speaker 1: For that turn, you may have found the woman of 48 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:19,519 Speaker 1: your dreams. I feel pretty lucky at this point, you know. 49 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:24,320 Speaker 1: And we uh, you know, I go excuse myself from 50 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:25,760 Speaker 1: my friends and we go over to the bar and 51 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,800 Speaker 1: we're chatting a little bit. It's really nice. So we start, 52 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:33,600 Speaker 1: you know, we exchange numbers and that's fun, the hot sauce. 53 00:02:34,919 --> 00:02:38,000 Speaker 1: So that's when it kicked in. That's when it kicks in. Yeah, 54 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:41,760 Speaker 1: all right. And by kicking in, what happened? Yeah, well, 55 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:45,399 Speaker 1: you know how some people get the runs? Oh my god. Yeah, 56 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:47,160 Speaker 1: I felt like I was about to get the sprints. 57 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:52,919 Speaker 1: I can imagine. And this is why you were talking 58 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:56,480 Speaker 1: to her. Oh totally. I'm salivating, like I can feel 59 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:58,280 Speaker 1: like it's gonna get out one way or another. And 60 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:01,480 Speaker 1: I don't we don't want to. I don't want any 61 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:04,120 Speaker 1: liquids to get on her, you call over or do 62 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 1: something else all over whatever. That would have been even 63 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:08,560 Speaker 1: more disturbing if you did that. And she's just like, oh, 64 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:11,600 Speaker 1: now I really want to take the right I don't 65 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:14,680 Speaker 1: want to know that yet. Um So I get my 66 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,959 Speaker 1: buddies to come over. I text them real quick, and 67 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,400 Speaker 1: they say like, oh, we have to go to this 68 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:21,760 Speaker 1: other bar. Um So I basically make up an excuse. 69 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,519 Speaker 1: We say, oh, I've got your number, I'll text you soon, 70 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:28,040 Speaker 1: and I leave. And that's when I go to the 71 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:30,080 Speaker 1: hospital and I thought that I actually have an ulcer. 72 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,680 Speaker 1: You have an ulcer, yeah, and I'll be fine. It's 73 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,320 Speaker 1: one of those things which you know, don't be dumb, 74 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:39,280 Speaker 1: like jug balls out sauce doing that again, I don't. 75 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,080 Speaker 1: I don't think doctor, you do that when you have 76 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:45,640 Speaker 1: an ulcer. Yeah, nine out of ten don't. So we 77 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:47,240 Speaker 1: we hung out again and it was nice, and we 78 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:49,840 Speaker 1: went to a different bar, and I tried to really 79 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:52,880 Speaker 1: limit the amount of alcohol that is drinking because we ulcer. 80 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 1: It was nice, but I had to cut a short. 81 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,400 Speaker 1: I have this appointment that I legitimately have to get to, 82 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:00,200 Speaker 1: and so I have to cut short that hangout out. 83 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:02,600 Speaker 1: So this is the second time in a row that 84 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,160 Speaker 1: I've kind of like been like a little bit of 85 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 1: a flake to her, you know, like we were barely 86 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:07,240 Speaker 1: talking and then I left, and then this other time 87 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:08,920 Speaker 1: we were maybe hanging out for the half an hour. 88 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:10,880 Speaker 1: So now when I text her and I even tried 89 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:12,920 Speaker 1: calling her and left a message, She's just not responding. 90 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:14,640 Speaker 1: And I think it's because she thinks that I'm going 91 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:17,720 Speaker 1: to bail on her. Or did you tell her beforehand 92 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:19,400 Speaker 1: that you had an appointment to get to and coffee 93 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:22,679 Speaker 1: will be short? You know, I forgot, which is dumb. 94 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:25,080 Speaker 1: Why did you schedule it that way? I was just 95 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:27,360 Speaker 1: being dumb. I thought that I had time to do it, 96 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,360 Speaker 1: and she was the one who suggested that time, and 97 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:30,800 Speaker 1: I didn't want to be like, oh, I'm busy at 98 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:32,560 Speaker 1: that time, so I didn't even really think about it. 99 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:34,240 Speaker 1: I was just excited, Like she said, left meet for 100 00:04:34,279 --> 00:04:35,640 Speaker 1: a day. I was like, oh, yeah, of course, I'm 101 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:39,839 Speaker 1: noticing a theme with you alan being dumb a lot. Yeah, 102 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:46,159 Speaker 1: I was dom the scheduling. I was done. Yeah, I'll 103 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:48,680 Speaker 1: totally copted. I will cop to not always being the 104 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:50,600 Speaker 1: smartest guy in the room. Okay, so how long did 105 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:52,920 Speaker 1: your hang out. Actually last I'd say it was like 106 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:55,200 Speaker 1: twenty five minutes, half an hour enough where we like 107 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:56,719 Speaker 1: we got to like kind of know each other and 108 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:58,720 Speaker 1: have some it was starting to get like a good conversation, 109 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:02,080 Speaker 1: but then I had to bail. Yeah that's really short. Yeah, 110 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:04,159 Speaker 1: I mean I feel like you have to at least 111 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:07,479 Speaker 1: have an hour with someone to even be considered not rude. Yeah, 112 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,000 Speaker 1: like for it to be a date, right, I kind 113 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,560 Speaker 1: of feel like we haven't even gone on a date yet. Yeah, yeah, no, 114 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:13,159 Speaker 1: you haven't. You met her at a bar and you 115 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,000 Speaker 1: had to leave and then go to the hospital because 116 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,000 Speaker 1: you chugged hot sauce and then you met up for 117 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,120 Speaker 1: a date and you were there for half an hour 118 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:19,560 Speaker 1: before you had to go somewhere else. I can see 119 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:23,240 Speaker 1: how that would make somebody think that you're a little flaky. Yeah, 120 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:25,719 Speaker 1: when she's so cute and she's super nice, so like, 121 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,760 Speaker 1: if anything, it is fun to feel like, hey, I'm sorry, 122 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:30,200 Speaker 1: like you're great, but like I kind of feel like 123 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:32,280 Speaker 1: they have a connection. So i'd like to, you know, 124 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:34,599 Speaker 1: if there's a chance, I want to. I want to try. Okay, 125 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:37,200 Speaker 1: and I forget she's not responding to you now at all, 126 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,479 Speaker 1: or she's just kind of blowing you off. Yeah, she's 127 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:42,320 Speaker 1: not responding to me at all. Okay, okay, Well we'll 128 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:44,520 Speaker 1: play a song and then come back and call her 129 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:47,920 Speaker 1: and get your second date update. Okay, awesome, thanks y'all. Yeah, man, 130 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:54,800 Speaker 1: hang on brooking jubil in the morning, sep. Right in 131 00:05:54,839 --> 00:05:56,320 Speaker 1: the middle of a second date update. And if you're 132 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:58,080 Speaker 1: just joining us, Alan is on the phone, and Alan 133 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:02,719 Speaker 1: is dumb. Not my words, those are his words. Alan 134 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,640 Speaker 1: met a girl named Faith at a bar one night. 135 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:07,960 Speaker 1: His first dumb move was chugging a bottle of hot 136 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:10,360 Speaker 1: sauce because his buddies dared him to do it. Hey, 137 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:12,200 Speaker 1: she was impressed by that though. Yeah, but that's how 138 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:14,520 Speaker 1: he met her. And then his second dumb move was 139 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:16,800 Speaker 1: after he set up a date with her. He met 140 00:06:16,839 --> 00:06:18,320 Speaker 1: up with her, but he had an appointment that day, 141 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:20,440 Speaker 1: so they only spent like thirty minutes hanging out and 142 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:22,440 Speaker 1: having a few more drinks than another bar like a 143 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:25,840 Speaker 1: week later, and now she's not calling him back. Alan, 144 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:28,640 Speaker 1: We're about to call her, are you ready. I'm excited, man. 145 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:31,000 Speaker 1: I think that you're right. Sometimes I act dumb, but 146 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:33,360 Speaker 1: I think that she's pretty cool and it'd be smart 147 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,559 Speaker 1: for us to get together. Yeah, but maybe she's reading 148 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:38,600 Speaker 1: the red flags correctly and you are flaky. I mean, 149 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,400 Speaker 1: I don't think that I'm flaky in that way, Like 150 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:43,800 Speaker 1: I'm probably flaky in other ways. I should probably you know, 151 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:46,320 Speaker 1: do laundry more or something like that. But I'm a 152 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:49,960 Speaker 1: I'm a good partner. Okay, okay, all right, well dollar 153 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,479 Speaker 1: phone of right. Now, get her on the phone and 154 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,400 Speaker 1: see if we can get you a second date. Okay, thanks, 155 00:06:53,400 --> 00:07:05,720 Speaker 1: appreciate you guys. Yeah, man, here we go. Hello, Hi, 156 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:09,480 Speaker 1: may I speak to Faith please? This is she? Hey, Faith, 157 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:11,720 Speaker 1: how are you? This is Jebil from the radio show 158 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:14,800 Speaker 1: Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. Wait, who is this again? 159 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:18,080 Speaker 1: Jebil from the radio show Brook and Jewbwil in the morning. 160 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:23,000 Speaker 1: Oh like a radio station. Yeah yeah, not the whole station, 161 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:30,760 Speaker 1: but we're on the radio station. Sorry, radio. I'm calling 162 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:32,560 Speaker 1: you to date though I know it's probably confusing. Why 163 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:35,200 Speaker 1: radio show or station or whoever is calling you? But 164 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:37,840 Speaker 1: I'm calling you because one of our listeners actually sent 165 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:44,520 Speaker 1: us an email about you. Oh what why? Wow? Because 166 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:46,320 Speaker 1: we do a segment on our show it's called the 167 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:47,880 Speaker 1: second date updates, where if you go out on a 168 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,680 Speaker 1: date with somebody and then end up blowing them off, 169 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:53,040 Speaker 1: they can email us and we'll call you and ask 170 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:55,360 Speaker 1: why so you went out on a date with somebody 171 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:57,200 Speaker 1: and you're not calling them back and they want to 172 00:07:57,240 --> 00:08:02,800 Speaker 1: know what they did wrong. Oh so people do this, Yeah, yeah, 173 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:05,880 Speaker 1: they do we unfortunately for some people. Fortunately for us though, 174 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:09,080 Speaker 1: because it brings us show content. But uh, the guy 175 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:16,880 Speaker 1: who emailed us, his name is Alan Oh Alan. Yeah, 176 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:20,520 Speaker 1: he likes hot sauce. Yes, he yes, he did. I 177 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:22,600 Speaker 1: could not believe you went up to He told us 178 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:24,440 Speaker 1: he went up to him in a bar and asked 179 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:26,480 Speaker 1: him out after you saw him chug a bottle of 180 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:29,400 Speaker 1: hot sauce. Yeah. I was with my girlfriends and we 181 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:32,439 Speaker 1: were like chatting, and the whole bar like went silent. 182 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:35,320 Speaker 1: They turned everything off and everyone was just watching, and 183 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:38,160 Speaker 1: I was like, I want to talk to that because 184 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,640 Speaker 1: I need some happiness and laughter in my life. Was 185 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:42,079 Speaker 1: it the hot sauce that did it? Or did you 186 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:45,440 Speaker 1: also find him attractive? I mean he yeah, he's he's 187 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:48,200 Speaker 1: good looking too, but I mean the hot sauces. Yeah, 188 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:51,320 Speaker 1: that's the way to your heart. Yeah. Well, I mean 189 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:53,360 Speaker 1: it's hard to go talk to people. But it was 190 00:08:53,679 --> 00:08:58,000 Speaker 1: a good uh introduction thing, you know. But uh, but yeah, 191 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:00,160 Speaker 1: him and his buddies had to go they were going 192 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:02,280 Speaker 1: off somewhere else or whatever they were doing and that, 193 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,320 Speaker 1: and so he exchanged numbers and stuff. Yeah, and he 194 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:07,000 Speaker 1: told us about that. He also said that you guys 195 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,280 Speaker 1: got together for an actual date and he had to 196 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:12,319 Speaker 1: cut it short. And he thinks that you're not calling 197 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:15,280 Speaker 1: him back because you might think he's flaky because he 198 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:20,320 Speaker 1: didn't spend a lot of time with you both occasions. No, no, 199 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:23,680 Speaker 1: that's not why you're not calling him back. Yeah, that's 200 00:09:23,679 --> 00:09:27,760 Speaker 1: not why. Um, do you mind telling us why? I don't. 201 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:30,520 Speaker 1: I don't know what he told you about the date. 202 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:32,360 Speaker 1: He said that he met up with you at a 203 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:35,360 Speaker 1: bar and ended up having to leave like half an 204 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:38,720 Speaker 1: hour in and that's pretty much all he told us. 205 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:42,120 Speaker 1: Oh he didn't. He didn't tell you anything else about, 206 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:45,560 Speaker 1: you know, his appointment or what happened now. He just 207 00:09:45,559 --> 00:09:47,760 Speaker 1: said he had an appointment. I guess we should have asked. 208 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:50,040 Speaker 1: We didn't ask. He said that he liked you and 209 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:52,760 Speaker 1: that he thought you guys had a good connection. Yeah, 210 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:56,880 Speaker 1: we have good conversation, but like, what else should he 211 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:58,520 Speaker 1: have told us. It sounds like you think you should 212 00:09:58,559 --> 00:10:00,760 Speaker 1: have told us more, like there's more of the story. 213 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:04,360 Speaker 1: So when I got there, you know, he was there first, 214 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,920 Speaker 1: and he had a drink or whatever, and he's like, yeah, 215 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:08,800 Speaker 1: I gotta, you know, loose up from my appointment. And 216 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:11,920 Speaker 1: I was like, what are you talking about? And he's like, yeah, 217 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:14,480 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go get waxed. And I'm just like, oh, 218 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:16,440 Speaker 1: why would you do that? Like You're gonna wax your 219 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:19,520 Speaker 1: chest and he was like, no, I wanna wax my 220 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:26,080 Speaker 1: nether regions like a Brazilian or something. Yes, he cut 221 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:30,520 Speaker 1: your date short for a wax appointment. Yes, And I 222 00:10:30,679 --> 00:10:33,960 Speaker 1: was like why. You know, guys that I've talked to 223 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,520 Speaker 1: were or have dated in the past, I've never heard 224 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:40,240 Speaker 1: of them go for a Brazilian, you know. And I 225 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:43,679 Speaker 1: was like why and he was like, well, you know, 226 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:47,000 Speaker 1: the ladies love it. And I was like, which which 227 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:51,720 Speaker 1: ladies are you talking to? Like are you currently seeing 228 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:56,000 Speaker 1: somebody now that like likes it? Or are you just 229 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:58,400 Speaker 1: doing it for future purposes? And he's like no, man, 230 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:01,480 Speaker 1: Like just you know I know that the ladies love it. 231 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:03,920 Speaker 1: It sounds almost like he was trying to brag to you, like, hey, 232 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:07,960 Speaker 1: you keep hanging out with me. I'm all smooth down there, right, 233 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:12,199 Speaker 1: or like the assumption that if he goes get this done, 234 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:15,400 Speaker 1: he's gonna go, you know, hook up with somebody and 235 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:18,800 Speaker 1: he's all prepared for it or whatever. He can't knock 236 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:23,160 Speaker 1: a guy for his his upkeep choices, right, everybody's different. 237 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,960 Speaker 1: They have different preferences. This is doing something about it. 238 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:29,839 Speaker 1: Some guys just I've never seen it either. Maybe it's 239 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:32,960 Speaker 1: not so bad. I don't know. And and then like, 240 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,280 Speaker 1: you know, towards the end, like because it was only 241 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,679 Speaker 1: about thirty minutes or whatever, and there's five minutes left 242 00:11:37,679 --> 00:11:39,120 Speaker 1: and he's like, okay, I gotta go with him a bill, 243 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,240 Speaker 1: And I was like okay. And he comes back with 244 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:44,520 Speaker 1: two shots and he sits down and and takes both shots, 245 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:51,160 Speaker 1: and he's like, all right, well, I gotta go. And 246 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,960 Speaker 1: how drunk is he getting before he goes and gets waxed? 247 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,319 Speaker 1: That's I don't know how long he had been there 248 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:58,920 Speaker 1: before I got there. Yeah, but I mean it's kind 249 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:00,679 Speaker 1: of rude to bring somebody to shots and then take 250 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:03,400 Speaker 1: them both yourself. And the table next to me was like, 251 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:08,080 Speaker 1: did that really just happen yeah. I mean, the shot 252 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:10,960 Speaker 1: thing is rude. And also the fact you can reschedule 253 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:13,839 Speaker 1: a waxing appointment like anytime. It was all just too 254 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:16,439 Speaker 1: weird for me. Yeah. Okay, Well, I'm sorry to get 255 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,640 Speaker 1: weird on you again. But Alan is actually on the 256 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:22,280 Speaker 1: other line and wants to talk to you. What Yeah, 257 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:23,959 Speaker 1: I said, Alan's on the other line wants to talk 258 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,000 Speaker 1: to you. Well, unless you had to go to a 259 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,679 Speaker 1: waxing appointment, I don't know, Alan, are you still there, 260 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:35,120 Speaker 1: I'm I'm there. Hey, say hide do you come to 261 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,920 Speaker 1: this radio station often? Oh my god, Alan, you did 262 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,440 Speaker 1: not just do that. That is like eighteen billion points 263 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:46,160 Speaker 1: against you right there. Oh my god. I know it's weird. 264 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:49,240 Speaker 1: I feel a little awkward because of the situation. Well, 265 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:52,280 Speaker 1: I just wanted to talk to you on the radio. 266 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,760 Speaker 1: We weren't turning a phone call lady in my text. 267 00:12:56,880 --> 00:13:00,280 Speaker 1: So I think that you're really cute. We have a 268 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,559 Speaker 1: good chemistry, and you know, maybe this can be another 269 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:09,160 Speaker 1: part of a weird story we tell our grandkids. Oh god, Um, 270 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:11,560 Speaker 1: that's really nice of you to say, But were you 271 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:14,360 Speaker 1: listening to what I was just saying about how the 272 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,800 Speaker 1: whole thing that you're doing down there is just a 273 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:20,280 Speaker 1: little weird to me. Um, it's not. It's just kind 274 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,840 Speaker 1: of a weird thing that you think that you have 275 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:26,400 Speaker 1: to do. What are you talking about? Women love this. 276 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:31,360 Speaker 1: I've had more compliments since I started my wax phase 277 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:36,520 Speaker 1: than I ever had before. My face. What kind of 278 00:13:36,559 --> 00:13:40,240 Speaker 1: compliments are you receiving, Allen? I don't want to tell 279 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:43,600 Speaker 1: tales out of school, but the feedback has been very good. 280 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,440 Speaker 1: Feedback is very good faith. What do you think about that? 281 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:49,920 Speaker 1: It's got good feedback? Down down thatack four stars? You 282 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:53,559 Speaker 1: got a good yeapreview on that day? Yeah, five stars? 283 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:57,640 Speaker 1: Oh by oh my god, I just have never heard 284 00:13:57,679 --> 00:14:00,320 Speaker 1: of this, even if it's that, Like, why why would 285 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:03,559 Speaker 1: you bring it up on a first date? Yeah? Well, 286 00:14:03,559 --> 00:14:06,040 Speaker 1: what's more awkward for me to talk about it beforehand, 287 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:09,360 Speaker 1: or for you know, little Davy to show up freshly 288 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:13,720 Speaker 1: shorn so he's got a name to that, bald little 289 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:17,520 Speaker 1: guy king of the wild Frontier man, Oh my god. 290 00:14:18,559 --> 00:14:20,920 Speaker 1: You know, maybe some people say that we talk too 291 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,800 Speaker 1: much about sex. I don't think that we talk enough 292 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:25,080 Speaker 1: about it. I'm just giving you a heads up. I'm 293 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,480 Speaker 1: sorry if it was a weird way to do it 294 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,840 Speaker 1: and something you're not used to, but I promise you. Look, 295 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,520 Speaker 1: I saw an episode of Sex in the City on 296 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:35,560 Speaker 1: it internest them blowing up about it. Oh, I've just 297 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,920 Speaker 1: never heard of it before. Like, I've dated a bunch 298 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,200 Speaker 1: of guys that have never done it, tons of girlfriends. 299 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:43,000 Speaker 1: No one's ever talked about it. Like I mentioned it 300 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:48,440 Speaker 1: to my friends and they were like, what the thank yous? Faith? 301 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:51,080 Speaker 1: I mean, he sounds like really confident. Man, he's not 302 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:54,760 Speaker 1: embarrassed about it. I don't know. I don't think those 303 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:57,120 Speaker 1: are negatives. I'm not embarrassed about it at all. I 304 00:14:57,160 --> 00:15:00,240 Speaker 1: will be very candid about that. I mean, like, how 305 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,880 Speaker 1: long have you been doing this for him? I'm just curious. 306 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,160 Speaker 1: I've been doing this for four and a half years, 307 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:13,200 Speaker 1: a long term relationship and some dating and another shorter relationship. 308 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,040 Speaker 1: So I feel like I've seen the span of how 309 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,880 Speaker 1: people deal with it, and it's been pretty good. Faith. 310 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,480 Speaker 1: That is a good cell. I'm going to tell you 311 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:22,240 Speaker 1: right now, he has converted at least four men listening 312 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:26,280 Speaker 1: to give it a try. It does I mean, I'm 313 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:30,400 Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I'm kind of curious. Now, all right, Well, Faith, 314 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:32,320 Speaker 1: then would you go out on a second date with Alan? 315 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:35,480 Speaker 1: We will pay for it. I mean, yeah, sure, that 316 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:42,240 Speaker 1: really Alan, what I'm talking about. Congratulations. I would say 317 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:44,240 Speaker 1: you got a second date, but I think your hairless 318 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:49,840 Speaker 1: buddy got to date Little Davy smooth just like you are. Allan. 319 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,200 Speaker 1: There's no pressure for Little Davy to make a special 320 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,560 Speaker 1: guest appearance. But Faith, I think we're gonna have fun 321 00:15:55,600 --> 00:16:01,320 Speaker 1: either way, so everybody's ready. Congratulations Faith, Alan and Little 322 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:05,160 Speaker 1: Davy successful second date update broken Jewil in the morning 323 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,560 Speaker 1: text in at seven eighty five nine two to stop 324 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:11,360 Speaker 1: manscape shaming. I agree. Talking about today's second date update. 325 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:14,240 Speaker 1: If you missed it, This dude, Alan met Faith, the 326 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:15,880 Speaker 1: girl that he wanted to call, at a bar one 327 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,480 Speaker 1: night while he drank a whole bottle of hot sauce 328 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:20,800 Speaker 1: as part of a bet with his friends. They ended 329 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:22,360 Speaker 1: up going out on a date, but only hung out 330 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,360 Speaker 1: for like thirty minutes because Alan forgot that he had 331 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:27,200 Speaker 1: an appointment that day. We called Faith and she told 332 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:31,040 Speaker 1: us that the appointment Alan had was to get waxed 333 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:36,360 Speaker 1: down there. She thought it was a little strange. It's intense, 334 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:40,200 Speaker 1: Like manscaping is one thing, but like just bear getting waxed. 335 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,560 Speaker 1: I've never come across it. I cannot imagine. Yeah, yeah, 336 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:46,560 Speaker 1: I just wouldn't want to do for the pain. I know, Well, 337 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,120 Speaker 1: where are the person who has to do it? Like 338 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:55,360 Speaker 1: there's a lot of creases underneath and difficult. Well. Alan 339 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,560 Speaker 1: claims that the ladies love having a man who's well 340 00:16:57,560 --> 00:17:00,480 Speaker 1: groomed down there, and that the feedback he's gotten has 341 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:03,960 Speaker 1: been pretty good. And in the end faith her curiosity 342 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,560 Speaker 1: went out and she decided to see for herself. So 343 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:08,359 Speaker 1: they're going out on a second date. I think we 344 00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:10,680 Speaker 1: can all agree with women. We like it if you 345 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,360 Speaker 1: got a little haircut or a little this is one 346 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,280 Speaker 1: second date update. I'd like a report on how I'd 347 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:18,600 Speaker 1: like a review. I'd like a Yelp review on how 348 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,119 Speaker 1: this turns out. Remember, if you want to do a 349 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,639 Speaker 1: second date update, I have to do his email the 350 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:23,720 Speaker 1: show and we will call the person who didn't call 351 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,760 Speaker 1: you back. It is Friday, so Young Jeffrey's song of 352 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:29,160 Speaker 1: the Week that's coming up at eight to ten.