Speaker 1: So Uh, I live in the country and there are
Speaker 1: bugs sometimes, like in the Massachusetts at our place, I
Speaker 1: saw a bunch of little mini ants together that they
Speaker 1: just then you then you walk in. There's such pussies too,
Speaker 1: like they know they're just you walk in and they
Speaker 1: all scurry. They're all over, like they're crawling over and
Speaker 1: they all leave and then you can't really even get
Speaker 1: to them. And they're small. But uh in my house, Uh,
Speaker 1: in Connecticut they're larger ants, so like substantial ants. And
Speaker 1: I don't know why we get larger ants here in
Speaker 1: in this part of New England than Massachusetts. But anytime
Speaker 1: I kill a bug, I do think of it? Do
Speaker 1: you think about it when you kill a bug? Like
Speaker 1: do you feel ethically wrong? Like you're murdering? I mean,
Speaker 1: it's another it's a it's a it doesn't matter if
Speaker 1: it's a road shook caterpillar. Uh, you know, I'm not
Speaker 1: I think. Is it an entomologist or an etymologist? One
Speaker 1: is words, one is bugs. But whatever it is, I
Speaker 1: don't know the difference. And they all have do they
Speaker 1: have hearts? That the bugs have hearts? Do they feel
Speaker 1: because I feel guilty? And sometimes you want to take
Speaker 1: them and put them outside, but there's a little ant crawling.
Speaker 1: You know, they're multiple ants, which I now had the
Speaker 1: exterminator come. But he's a murderer too. So not only
Speaker 1: am I not like just killing a couple that I see, now,
Speaker 1: I'm calling someone over to assassinate all the ones that
Speaker 1: aren't even bothering me. It's just feels like, you know,
Speaker 1: it's like a genocide. It's not I feel guilty about
Speaker 1: because we're into bug season now, and I feel guilty about, uh,
Speaker 1: just deciding that I decided. But then where we draw
Speaker 1: on the line, what about mice and rats? Like I
Speaker 1: definitely have murdered some some mice in my life. I
Speaker 1: absolutely have murdered mice. I'm a mice murder And I've
Speaker 1: also contracted other people to come and like murder more mice,
Speaker 1: like mice where I might never see them, just to
Speaker 1: make sure they're not near. And you know, it's just
Speaker 1: not fair. They don't know. How do they not know?
Speaker 1: Don't their friends tell them, like get the you know,
Speaker 1: just be in a place where it's not they want
Speaker 1: to be warm. I don't know they've got a fine place.
Speaker 1: I mean, do they need to be in you know,
Speaker 1: a really nice house. Can't they go find like some warehouse.
Speaker 1: But I guess they they're gonna get exterminators too. I
Speaker 1: just feel I just feel a sense of of I
Speaker 1: feel a sense of remorse and guilt about Yeah. So
Speaker 1: now I guess I don't feel so guilty killing an
Speaker 1: animal myself, because I mean killing them above myself, because
Speaker 1: when you call the exterminator, they're murdering many at least
Speaker 1: I'm talking people go hunt. They say, if you're gonna
Speaker 1: eat meat, you should kill it yourself because it was
Speaker 1: to see what it's like. So it's sort of like,
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna go higher an exterminator, I should kill
Speaker 1: a bug on my own to see how bad I feel,
Speaker 1: which is bad. I got it. I've done this before,
Speaker 1: so if you've been listening since the beginning, you've heard this.
Speaker 1: It's going to be different. But I've got to discuss
Speaker 1: it again because it keeps getting more insane. The unsubscribe
Speaker 1: fucking mafia that you need to go through and the
Speaker 1: people you need to kill to unsubscribe is insane. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I've been doing these beauty videos on TikTok where
Speaker 1: I'll just you know, review products, and you know the
Speaker 1: idiot guide to what I think. And I've been ordering
Speaker 1: a lot, so I've never once checked a box that says,
Speaker 1: if I fucking buy a lip gloss from you in
Speaker 1: you know, fucking Malaysia, that now for the rest of
Speaker 1: my life, I'm in your mafia. And fine, like so
Speaker 1: so then and you just get lazy like they started
Speaker 1: to win. I bought so many beauty products. I probably
Speaker 1: spent like ten tho dollars on beauty products. It's a
Speaker 1: separate day from my anxiety about all this stuff. But
Speaker 1: I have so many beauty products. But I've been giving
Speaker 1: them away and I sent some to my us in
Speaker 1: the Hampton's, and I gave them to my housekeeper, and
Speaker 1: I give to my assistant, and then I give some
Speaker 1: put some in a gift closet if I don't open them,
Speaker 1: and it's a whole thing Mother's Day and you know
Speaker 1: here you get it. You get a mascara and you
Speaker 1: get am ascara. So whatever, I can handle the amount
Speaker 1: of stuff I have with the glam and it's hard.
Speaker 1: I'm not having an easy time with it because I
Speaker 1: don't like stuff. I get rid of everything. What I
Speaker 1: can handle is now every day I'm missing major emails,
Speaker 1: like something might happen about my book, businesses, personal, irrelevant,
Speaker 1: you know TV show. I just signed on to do
Speaker 1: the contract. Can't see it. But fucking beauty Lish and
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Speaker 1: and but then you order it. Okay, we ordered it.
Speaker 1: You get an order, You got an order confirmation with
Speaker 1: a hashtag thank you. I need that in case I
Speaker 1: want to track it. I want to return it. Did
Speaker 1: I order it? I want to go back? Great? Do
Speaker 1: you get the order? The email comes in with the order.
Speaker 1: Here's your order, This is what you ordered, thank you.
Speaker 1: Here's your order confirmation, thank you. Here's the shipping confirmation.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Now we want how's it going? Guess what
Speaker 1: else we have? Thank you? Oh, let's review the problem
Speaker 1: you wanted to review the fuck you you're stalker. I
Speaker 1: don't need five fucking emails by nine am from one
Speaker 1: beauty place about all my hopes and dreams, my feelings,
Speaker 1: Jesus fucking Christ. And then then I try to unsubscribe. Okay,
Speaker 1: I didn't subscribe. This is some scam. Okay, Charlotte Tillbury,
Speaker 1: Patrick tas So for so far is not as horrifying,
Speaker 1: and they are ALTI ALTA CBS isn't up my ass
Speaker 1: as much. But like that I didn't subscribe. This isn't
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Speaker 1: you know, it's not a way to what get someone
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Speaker 1: the fucking bottom, But sometimes it's not. You look for
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Speaker 1: at the bottom, but it's tiniest font ever. But then
Speaker 1: sometimes you gotta like look through and squinted, like to
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Speaker 1: to see other people, and I'm not telling you it's you,
Speaker 1: it's me. I want to break up. I want to unsubscribe.
Speaker 1: It's only one fucking word for it, and it's not
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Speaker 1: and there's another whole fucking thing. Do you want to
Speaker 1: receive these Do you want to receive these emails on
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Speaker 1: them after you've had uh pesto pizza or before eating
Speaker 1: a bagel? Or are you on a car free diet?
Speaker 1: Check one, check all like what the fuck I want
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Speaker 1: all confused, I don't know where I am. And then
Speaker 1: I see it underneath all that rigor morale, none of
Speaker 1: which any of us want, the word unsubscribe. So the
Speaker 1: other page had weird words to update your email prefaces?
Speaker 1: What do you think I want? You want you to
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Speaker 1: you up to the email print. I my preferences that
Speaker 1: you never bother me again. I'm gonna tell you if
Speaker 1: I want anything from you besides a goddamn lip gloss.
Speaker 1: But this whole thing has to stop. It is outrageous.
Speaker 1: I as convenient as ordering online has been, this unsubscribed
Speaker 1: thousands I have in my inbox, and I mean thousands.
Speaker 1: Do you relate? It's a scam? Okay, So my daughter
Speaker 1: just turned twelve. Her birthday is May eight, and when
Speaker 1: she was born, it was a Saturday, and it was
Speaker 1: great because Sunday was the day after it was Mother's Day.
Speaker 1: And I've never had a Mother's Day at the same
Speaker 1: I've never had Mother's Day on her birthday because you
Speaker 1: know it only comes every so many years. Have I
Speaker 1: definitely had it. I had to have had it because
Speaker 1: she's eleven and she's twelve. I'm okay. Well, this past Sunday,
Speaker 1: Brind's birthday was on Mother's Day, which is like the
Speaker 1: greatest thing because it's sort of like a golden birthday.
Speaker 1: You know, they're on the same day. It's so special
Speaker 1: and um, and it is special and it's so loving.
Speaker 1: And her birthday party was Saturday. We had a roller
Speaker 1: skating party, um, roller skating zip lining at this arcade.
Speaker 1: It was really cool. And she said, let's make today
Speaker 1: my birthday and tomorrow will be Mother's Day. It's a scam,
Speaker 1: so don't get excited. Um. Great, she said. But I said,
Speaker 1: no to mar's your birthday. And Paul, It's funny because
Speaker 1: the week before I said, Saturday's her birthday. Paulsic, Well,
Speaker 1: she's eleven, so I think someday can be her birthday too,
Speaker 1: because she's eleven turning on twelve. And I said okay,
Speaker 1: and I thought it a couple of times, and then
Speaker 1: Saturday she said, let's I want today to be my
Speaker 1: birthday and tomorrow to be your your your day. Great
Speaker 1: because Mother's Day supposed to be around pamper yourself, get
Speaker 1: a massage. Great, So Saturday we did the party and
Speaker 1: then we came home. And kids don't to play dates
Speaker 1: the same as they used to anymore. It's like they
Speaker 1: did the party that I said you want, you could
Speaker 1: bring anybody home, and you know, she likes to be alone,
Speaker 1: and let's to do art. And we come home and
Speaker 1: then we do more presents from just us for her.
Speaker 1: I'm having the best day and then she's playing with
Speaker 1: her presents and everything's good. And then the next day
Speaker 1: comes when we go to this brunch that's sort of
Speaker 1: like at a semi fancy do, she plays. I'll never
Speaker 1: go there again. But we went to this place that
Speaker 1: I didn't love that much because they just I'll tell
Speaker 1: you why. You know what, while we're gonna, let's do
Speaker 1: a side rant. Let's have another rant. Do a cameo
Speaker 1: in this rant while my bets a rant about Mother's
Speaker 1: Day and a birthday being a scam. And now I
Speaker 1: understand why those birthday Christmas people are very depressed, because
Speaker 1: it's not fair. It's just not you have to assign
Speaker 1: another day. But anyway, let's do a side ramp. So
Speaker 1: we go to a restaurant that is having a Mother's
Speaker 1: Day brunch. Can someone tell me the definition of brunch?
Speaker 1: Is it breakfast and lunches that a brunch like is
Speaker 1: if you look it up? Or is it just a
Speaker 1: meal that like flows all day. I'd like to look
Speaker 1: up the definition of brunch. Hold on, please, This is
Speaker 1: like a hijack rant on another rant, a late morning
Speaker 1: meal eating instead of breakfast and lunch, the cobbled together
Speaker 1: a brunch of cold remains from the fridge. Okay. So
Speaker 1: we go to a place and on their kids menu
Speaker 1: is flet mignon, chicken fingers, pasta you could do in
Speaker 1: a cream sauce or a marinera. And that's what's on
Speaker 1: the kid's men. You know, my daughter never does a
Speaker 1: kid's men. You could. She likes a lot of food,
Speaker 1: you know, she likes food. So but it was it
Speaker 1: was brunch, so we thought we were doing brunch. So
Speaker 1: I said, could she get French toast waffles, pancakes. No,
Speaker 1: we don't have that. I'm like what. So there was
Speaker 1: like I don't want to give away the place, but
Speaker 1: there was growing up food like full like mesklin lobster,
Speaker 1: um filet mignon. As I previously mentioned, um filet mignon
Speaker 1: and eggs. No, no French toast, no waffles, no pancakes, okay, nothing,
Speaker 1: but I feel like those need to be part of brunch.
Speaker 1: No muffin, no pastry basket, no croissant. I want to
Speaker 1: know where the bra is bra Because then we got
Speaker 1: to they had filet and eggs. So I thought, Okay, Brend,
Speaker 1: do you want to just get scrambled eggs and bacon?
Speaker 1: She said, fine, scrambled eggs and bacon is fine. Don't
Speaker 1: do great well, have scrambled eggs bacon. Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: First of all, I'm still hung up on the fact
Speaker 1: that I know they have bread and I know they
Speaker 1: have eggs. So let's go do some French toast. Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean obviously pancakes are harder waffles get. Don't get
Speaker 1: the iron. It takes ten seconds to make French toast. Okay,
Speaker 1: that really? Does you know that white bread? Eggs? Keep removing.
Speaker 1: It's fine, She'll just get scrambled eggs and bacon. We
Speaker 1: don't have bacon. What okay, we'll take sausage. We don't
Speaker 1: have sausage. Where's the brunch, bro where's the bra I
Speaker 1: don't understand. We don't have pancakes, waffles, we don't have
Speaker 1: French toast. It's a family day to Mother's Day is
Speaker 1: a family day. This isn't called like the baccanal you know,
Speaker 1: adult hooker stripper party, where we don't have pancakes. Like
Speaker 1: it's it's a family. It's mother's day, so usually mothers
Speaker 1: come with children. So children come with pancakes, fucking French toast,
Speaker 1: eggs and bacon sausage. I was not asking, but they
Speaker 1: have lobster benedict. Well, my twelve year old who does
Speaker 1: eat barata and likes the big ikura gold balls at
Speaker 1: a sushi restaurant and likes you know, prescudo and makes
Speaker 1: her own pesto and makes yogi, you know, doesn't eat
Speaker 1: lobster thermidor. So I got irritated, like I just was.
Speaker 1: It was a ready So we started off the day
Speaker 1: and I was just like, and she was being cool,
Speaker 1: but we were just I was thinking, I don't want
Speaker 1: to eat just fancy. I want to be I want
Speaker 1: to by the way, I the mother. I want some
Speaker 1: comfort breakfast food too. I don't want like who wants
Speaker 1: for let mignon and eggs, like I get it, you
Speaker 1: did it, but I don't really want that. I'll eat
Speaker 1: it because I'm here and trying to be fancy, and
Speaker 1: I don't really want lobster over like a poached egg.
Speaker 1: Lobster is left alone, like it doesn't need to have
Speaker 1: be friends with other beings, like I need to be
Speaker 1: friends with butter. That's it. It's maybe mayonnaise in a bun,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't need to be with like eggs and
Speaker 1: all these other things and greens that are on the
Speaker 1: plate and then they get all soggy and it's just
Speaker 1: like it's too much. So but that's like we're sort
Speaker 1: of like moody and that's a fancy brunch and brings
Speaker 1: a little okay, you know. And then I start to
Speaker 1: feel bad because it's her birthday. But it's not her birthday, right,
Speaker 1: it's my Her birthday was yesterday. That's a scam because
Speaker 1: today's my day. Okay, So let me get home and um,
Speaker 1: it's early in the day and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in pajamas the whole day and I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna do nothing. And I watch TV and it's
Speaker 1: gonna be grey and then Burn's like and Bryn loves
Speaker 1: meaning and I love that about her. She wants to
Speaker 1: do something together always, which is amazing. She you know,
Speaker 1: I'm her favorite person, which I mean, can you blame
Speaker 1: her and vice versa. But so I' just like, well,
Speaker 1: I don't you know, I just I want to do
Speaker 1: something today and we are. We just went to this.
Speaker 1: We just we did roller skating esterday and we had
Speaker 1: a full thing. We did presence, and I want to
Speaker 1: I know, I want to do something too, but like
Speaker 1: we're together right now where it's talking. We did the
Speaker 1: Oculus together, we open the presents. We're still playing with
Speaker 1: the But that like time moves time, like things don't
Speaker 1: take up time when you have kids. Things don't take
Speaker 1: up time, like doing something that you're like, oh Saturday, great,
Speaker 1: we'll go to lunch and then we'll do this. We'll
Speaker 1: play on the oculus. Like that's like literally a gnat
Speaker 1: flying by in the summer. It's it doesn't it doesn't
Speaker 1: take up any time. You're onto the next thing. So
Speaker 1: then I said, and I started to feel guilty because
Speaker 1: I love my kid and she wants to be with me,
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, it's not it's not like my day.
Speaker 1: So then I said, all right, well let's look through
Speaker 1: all the photo albums. So we go to look through
Speaker 1: the baby albums and it's mother's you know, birthday parties
Speaker 1: and other mother's days, and that's cute and that, you know,
Speaker 1: it sucked up the at least eighteen minutes of the
Speaker 1: entire day. And then we're sitting around. Then she's then
Speaker 1: she comes and when she's on the phone with her friends,
Speaker 1: you know, you knock on the door and it's like
Speaker 1: the monster came to her door. But then when she
Speaker 1: wants to come and watch a movie, and it's just
Speaker 1: rants into my room like a fucking reindeer and like
Speaker 1: it's time to go. I'm like, now, I always want
Speaker 1: to be like, okay, I'm gonna watch my thing too.
Speaker 1: Like I always trying to get my sort of power
Speaker 1: back in the relationship because like I walk in there
Speaker 1: and I'm a criminal, and she comes in and jumps
Speaker 1: in and I'm like no, no no, no, you're a criminal too.
Speaker 1: So I try to do that, but then I started,
Speaker 1: then I feel bad, and then I want to be together.
Speaker 1: So she comes, she's on her phone with her friends
Speaker 1: and then she comes down into my room and he's like, well,
Speaker 1: do you want to hang out? And it's like, because
Speaker 1: there's been four minutes of the day that we haven't
Speaker 1: been glued to each other like Siamese twins, because during
Speaker 1: the pandemic we were one human being. So then I'm like, yeah, sure.
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, oh God, here we go. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be the whole day. What are we doing? And
Speaker 1: we zip blinding a way and this where did this
Speaker 1: mother's day never happen? So? And but then we are
Speaker 1: I said, fine, I knew I needed a manicure, so
Speaker 1: let's get manicures together. She we went to get managers
Speaker 1: together with hearts on her thumb and and then I said,
Speaker 1: what do you want to do for dinner? Like pray?
Speaker 1: And I was already in pajamas. I said, do we
Speaker 1: get dressed for the manicure thing in case you're gonna
Speaker 1: want to go to dinner after? And she said no,
Speaker 1: let's just let's just like wear sweats and it's fine.
Speaker 1: So then we're in sweats at the manicure place and
Speaker 1: I said, what do you want to do? And she said,
Speaker 1: should we go out for dinner? They I don't want
Speaker 1: to go out for dinner. I wanted to say what food?
Speaker 1: You know what that? So I'm like, sure, whatever you
Speaker 1: want to do. But then we have to go back
Speaker 1: home and change because remember that time I asked you
Speaker 1: if we should get dressed because we're going to Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so cool. So then there before the grace of God,
Speaker 1: she says to me, I want to slurpy. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that god. Can I try to slurp before?
Speaker 1: I'm like really? And I'm like, but there's only seven eleven,
Speaker 1: twenty minutes away. She said, well, if we found a
Speaker 1: gas station, I said, oh God, there is a god.
Speaker 1: And then I started but there isn't a god. Well,
Speaker 1: there is a god, but there isn't a slushy god.
Speaker 1: Because I started googling and I'm like, am I gonna
Speaker 1: find a gas station with a slushy machine? Because it's
Speaker 1: like they don't advertise that, and they actually should. I
Speaker 1: started google imaging pictures of gas stations, see what the
Speaker 1: modern ones are. They would have all this stuff that
Speaker 1: you go in. So I found a Sinocco station and
Speaker 1: I said to her, we'll go from one to one
Speaker 1: and then I we were seven minutes in. I'm like, ship,
Speaker 1: I hope it works out, because then what we could
Speaker 1: have gone twenty minutes to White Planes to go get that,
Speaker 1: to go to seven eleven and gotten it done. So
Speaker 1: we went to the first we passed one. It looked
Speaker 1: too old fashioned. I knew it wouldn't have it. Then
Speaker 1: we went to the second one. We walked in and
Speaker 1: lo and behold, they had a slush puppy machie, a
Speaker 1: slushy machine. And they had one of those machines that
Speaker 1: makes like your own milkshake, like it'll grind up like
Speaker 1: resist in it. You put the cup up there and
Speaker 1: it does it for you, and it's all these different flavors.
Speaker 1: I mean, it even has like as I e. It
Speaker 1: was freaking out. So we made an adventure and we
Speaker 1: decided and I was so tired. I just was drained.
Speaker 1: So we made a decision that we would each get
Speaker 1: five whatever we wanted, actually not five, we could each
Speaker 1: go through and pick all the things that we would want.
Speaker 1: So we got Ramen and Charleston Choes and Bugles. I
Speaker 1: got Bugles and that frozy drink and she got her
Speaker 1: frozy drink, and then we came home. We ate our
Speaker 1: snacks and we got into bed and we watched This
Speaker 1: Is Us and we snuggled and that was our whole
Speaker 1: birthday Mother's Day, and it was really special. And she
Speaker 1: kept saying, I love your mama. You're the best MoMA
Speaker 1: in the world, and you're the most special MoMA, and
Speaker 1: I love you, mama. And it was good. And that
Speaker 1: was on Mother's Day. I highlighted the flaws that people
Speaker 1: are experiencing in the airline industry. So we have a
Speaker 1: update that always says, like, you have this many credits
Speaker 1: on Jeff, I just canceled a flight because everything became
Speaker 1: too much in my schedule. And we now have three
Speaker 1: thousand dollars in Jet Blue, so I guess we had
Speaker 1: over a thousand dollars in American Airlines and I see
Speaker 1: it every time we look at my work update. And
Speaker 1: just realized, Okay, if we're booking a trip, we should
Speaker 1: book it on American. So it turns out we were
Speaker 1: booking a lot of trips. So I said to my assistant,
Speaker 1: I've spoken on American. So she came back and she said,
Speaker 1: they're not honoring we lost our thousand all credit and
Speaker 1: I said why, And this is remember we had credits
Speaker 1: during the pandemic and this should just all be waved
Speaker 1: and we all know that. So it was I don't remember.
Speaker 1: So they sent a letter in black and white that
Speaker 1: says your credit is valid until the end of two
Speaker 1: so that's like another six months, right or whatever it is.
Speaker 1: So they said the end of September. Okay, great, we
Speaker 1: never received what claims to be a spam email that
Speaker 1: they decided to stand out to people saying, just kidding,
Speaker 1: we invalidate that email. So we've had the email that
Speaker 1: said that. But by the way, like if I won't
Speaker 1: get the blooming Dales and the price text is forty
Speaker 1: two hours and it's really twenty eight. I think they
Speaker 1: have to honor it. There's a thing that they have
Speaker 1: to honor it. So American Airlines, I message on on Instagram.
Speaker 1: They don't even they don't even respond. They literally the
Speaker 1: customers not only wrong, the customer doesn't exist, so they
Speaker 1: don't respond on there. So I then go on to
Speaker 1: Twitter and they're responding. But they said they offered it
Speaker 1: my assistant fifty the equivalent of fifty dollars in a credit.
Speaker 1: But they said on Twitter messages, we're sorry that you
Speaker 1: don't like um the ruling of the outcome. It's like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you wrote something in black and white, like,
Speaker 1: I just I can't explain how aggravating it is. I
Speaker 1: just it's just I don't understand how from customer service.
Speaker 1: And I said to them on Twitter, I'm going to
Speaker 1: talk about this in my podcast, which is millions of downloads,
Speaker 1: has had millions downloads, and I'm going to talk about
Speaker 1: this on social media. What's your name? And she said,
Speaker 1: we don't give out our names. We're a small little
Speaker 1: group here, so you know they're all like Bethany Frankle's
Speaker 1: fucking going crazy over there. But I mean, it bothered
Speaker 1: me for people that can't afford to say this out loud,
Speaker 1: and if anybody listen, people must be ripping their hair.
Speaker 1: I'm frustrated. I wasn't looking to lose a thousand dollars
Speaker 1: or whatever it was. I don't waste money. I'll spend it.
Speaker 1: But I wrote a whole thing on my Instagram saying
Speaker 1: give the money to charity, don't. I'm not accepting just
Speaker 1: that you wrote an email by a mistake, and also
Speaker 1: as a pandemic and people haven't been able to leave
Speaker 1: and people right now. Everybody is cold that people don't
Speaker 1: want to fly, Like what the fuck? So all these
Speaker 1: people were chiming in on my Instagram and saying yes
Speaker 1: go and I want I want justice, I want justice,
Speaker 1: And I made just once in a while, and I'm
Speaker 1: saying this to American Airlines directly, And for a minute,
Speaker 1: I thought, should I not call them out? It's my
Speaker 1: it's me, it's what. It's the point, like I might
Speaker 1: every once in a while just bring this up again.
Speaker 1: I'll just be like it had we I haven't talked
Speaker 1: about American Airlines in a while. And the fact that
Speaker 1: they never gave the thousand dollars charity or anybody, like
Speaker 1: it's a write off. Give the credit to charity. I'm
Speaker 1: not like we do a lot of disaster relief. Fine sense,
Speaker 1: give us a plane ticket for somebody who needs to
Speaker 1: get out of someplace. Someone needs to get out of Ukraine.
Speaker 1: I don't give a good fuck. But just doing that
Speaker 1: to people pisces me off. So I felt good, and
Speaker 1: I think people felt good that I was calling them out.
Speaker 1: And you know, before you hit send, you was just
Speaker 1: like here we go, I'm starting here she goes. But
Speaker 1: it's just when I get really intensive about something. So
Speaker 1: American Airlines never responded on Instagram. They do respond to Twitter.
Speaker 1: Don't know why, and they did not that I know of,
Speaker 1: respond to my Instagram. I mean they and everybody was
Speaker 1: saying they are just the absolute worst. They just don't
Speaker 1: care they're or they're just so bombarded and overwhelmed. I
Speaker 1: don't know, but I would that wouldn't say good things
Speaker 1: to me about the American Airlines stock because they can't
Speaker 1: answer an email if they're not worried about pr like that.
Speaker 1: Like the twenty thousand people talking to each other now
Speaker 1: chiming in with their own bad American airline stories, that
Speaker 1: wasn't necessary. Do you shop at Trader Joe's, Whole Foods,
Speaker 1: your basic supermarket? Like your shop right, you're used to
Speaker 1: be path Mark, You're I don't know, you know, they're different, heab.
Speaker 1: Do you do you shop at what King Colin and
Speaker 1: Hampton's happens to be outrageous because they have a lot
Speaker 1: of the things that Whole Foods has, not that many
Speaker 1: obviously that Trader Joe's has, but everything that your basic
Speaker 1: supermarket has and more. I find that in order to
Speaker 1: get all of the things that you need, you need
Speaker 1: to have a Whole Foods, Trader Joe's and basic supermarket rotation.
Speaker 1: Let me explain. My daughter likes these little mini like
Speaker 1: round they're healthier, but it's not even a healthy aspect,
Speaker 1: to be perfectly honest. They're these round little pancake bites
Speaker 1: and they're easy just because for school that has to
Speaker 1: be believe it or not, at Whole Foods. But if
Speaker 1: you want to get like a good chocolate chip waffle,
Speaker 1: that has to be at the regular market. Um. If
Speaker 1: you want to get like cauliflowers flowers in a bag,
Speaker 1: you get it a Trader Joe's or the and the
Speaker 1: regular market doesn't have that. That's what it is, a
Speaker 1: regular market. But I have a whole head of cauliflower.
Speaker 1: But if you want to cut off you have to
Speaker 1: get that a Whole Foods or Trader Joe's. I mean
Speaker 1: like her Whole Hearts to Palm could be confusing if
Speaker 1: you're not a Trader Joe's, per se. There are just
Speaker 1: things that each place has and I find that to
Speaker 1: be and you can't get them all on instacr to
Speaker 1: fresh Direct either, so it happens online too. You gotta
Speaker 1: be on like three different rotations. So if any of
Speaker 1: you have a one stop shop that has everything I online,
Speaker 1: overpay or wherever, I would be so happy, so happy.
Speaker 1: Because also Whole Foods Trader Joe's has obscure snacks, like
Speaker 1: not everybody always wants a keen Walk curl, you know,
Speaker 1: but like let's say you wanted a pop chip that's
Speaker 1: not everywhere, and I'll tell you a very confusing snack
Speaker 1: to like popables, they don't have the many places they
Speaker 1: don't have I went for bugles instead. They don't have
Speaker 1: them any places. So that's like if you're involved in
Speaker 1: any kind of confusing snack choices, and Whole Foods is
Speaker 1: very obscure too. You know. It's keen Walk crisps and
Speaker 1: kale puffs and v and I like health, but like
Speaker 1: there's no chip to just be loyal to. I'm not
Speaker 1: that loyal to any chip, and it's I'm loyal to
Speaker 1: Skinny Girl micro Popular because it happens to be the best.
Speaker 1: But I just want to be a chip loyalist and
Speaker 1: I can't. Zach's Organic makes great tortilla chips, but you
Speaker 1: can't get loyal to a chip that you can't find everywhere.
Speaker 1: It's just hard to be loyal to one chip or
Speaker 1: one market for that matter. Please help me