WEBVTT - Poop in the Pool

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis durand Elvis Duran's phones happened?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Danielle, all right, what's it all about?

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<v Speaker 2>So Allison takes the four year old she babysits named

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<v Speaker 2>Nathan to the pool on the weekend. So Alison thought, well,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe it'd be funny. We'll phone tap Nathan's mom Laura.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll say there's a little pool poop problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so no one likes poop in the pool. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. All right, here we go. Let's listen

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<v Speaker 1>to Daniel's phone tap period.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, this is Renee. I'm calling you from pool maintenance

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<v Speaker 2>at that beach club.

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<v Speaker 3>Is everything okay?

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<v Speaker 1>You have a four year old son named Nathan?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes? Is he all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's fine, but the pool's not fine. Why is

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<v Speaker 2>it that we have poop in the pool?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, what?

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you laughing? It's not my joke, it's not funny.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. Did someone poop in the pool?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understand your son Nathan's poop is in the

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<v Speaker 2>deep end of the pool.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm I'm sorry you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna step off. I don't work, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>care you a work. This is my work, and there's

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<v Speaker 1>poop in my pool.

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<v Speaker 3>First of all, Nathan's four and he's not that teen.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to the deep end of the pool, so

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<v Speaker 3>I find it hard to believe that he that he is.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, maybe it's floated there. I don't know how it

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<v Speaker 2>got there, but it's there. It's sitting there right now,

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<v Speaker 2>and you need to come and clean it.

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<v Speaker 3>What.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you need to come and clean the poop in

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<v Speaker 1>the pool?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? I am sorry, but isn't that your job?

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's not my job.

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<v Speaker 2>If your child cannot go to the potty the proper way,

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<v Speaker 2>he should not.

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<v Speaker 1>Be in the pool.

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<v Speaker 3>You know he does know how to go potty the

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<v Speaker 3>proper way.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously, not if he's pooping in the deep end.

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<v Speaker 3>And why, First of.

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<v Speaker 1>All, this is not the first time that it's happened.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you should know.

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<v Speaker 2>You should have a talk with your babysitter because obviously

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<v Speaker 2>she's not teaching you properly.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, Can you hold on one second and I will

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<v Speaker 3>absolutely call the baby sitter, find out and find out

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<v Speaker 3>what the hell happened.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fine, but listen to me. You what time can

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<v Speaker 2>you be here to clean the poop up because.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a clothes.

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<v Speaker 3>I cannot leave work. I am working on the project

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<v Speaker 3>I had.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a floater in the pool and you need to

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<v Speaker 2>do something about it.

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<v Speaker 3>This is crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I why do you teach your children at home? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you just teach your children that they can go where

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<v Speaker 1>you listen?

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<v Speaker 3>You don't have time to listen to me. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know time for this go around.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what's in the pool. That's what's in the pool.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me call the babyshare and just relax and do

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<v Speaker 3>your job. Okay, here's the thing like rocket science. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>it's just just what does Please? Could you just hold ornament?

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<v Speaker 3>I am at work and I cannot discuss this.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen to me? Do not you when you are talking

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<v Speaker 1>to me?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you run this place? Who are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in charge of the maintenance department?

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<v Speaker 2>And maybe he needs those rubber pants or whatever that

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<v Speaker 2>they put on kids nowadays.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even know what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell are you feeding the kid? Oh my god, don't,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, me get it done.

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<v Speaker 3>You are the person running this place. This is so inappropriate.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't it appropriate for your kids to take a dump

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<v Speaker 2>in my pool.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not coming down there and cleaning up poop. That

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<v Speaker 3>is ridiculous. It's ridiculous when you're gonna sholl over yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>So run, he's fa.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, fine, I'll let it go if you let me

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<v Speaker 2>put you on the radio. Look, this is Daniel Narrow

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<v Speaker 2>from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. And uh, you

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<v Speaker 2>just got phone tapped. Allison's playing a joke on you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, he didn't poop in the pool.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Now I'm gonna go home and kill you.

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Duran's phone tap. This fal table was pre recorded

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<v Speaker 1>permission granted by all participants.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvi mister ran

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<v Speaker 2>in the Morning Show