WEBVTT - Mitra Jouhari, Our Big Tension Friend

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<v Speaker 1>It's nothing to promote, absolutely nothing to promote.

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<v Speaker 2>It couldn't have less to promote.

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<v Speaker 1>And you walk to your bus but walking first twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five minute walk to the bus stop.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Holly way, And I see you looking over at

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<v Speaker 3>me sometimes, Mitra, I'm only.

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<v Speaker 4>Here to observe today.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>I was curious what the show is like when I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not always there for the show.

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<v Speaker 4>What happens when I'm not there?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So I just want to kind of get a

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<v Speaker 3>sense of that, so you know, for all intents and purposes,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not here, do the survey with Hayes like everyone

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<v Speaker 3>does great, and then at the end of that, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe I'll throw a couple different scenarios at you, guys,

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<v Speaker 3>show type scenarios for you to kind of walk through

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<v Speaker 3>and demonstrate so that I can kind of see what's

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<v Speaker 3>working and what's not.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just get some unpaid show with a sort.

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<v Speaker 5>Of but we are getting paid, you guys are, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>You are? Yeah, Okay, that's great that you guys are.

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<v Speaker 4>We are studios.

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<v Speaker 5>We're getting paid new studio. That's awesome. We're getting paid.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's so cool. The purple.

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<v Speaker 5>And you see us in this environment and you are

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<v Speaker 5>frustrated by our success or nourished by it? Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Nourished because I know you guys like need that pretty bad.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, we're nourished by it as well.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm happy to hear it.

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<v Speaker 5>Because we are eating.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm slaked.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm are you hydrated?

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<v Speaker 4>I know I said it was just gonna observe. I'm slaked.

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<v Speaker 2>You're slaked.

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<v Speaker 1>You're slack, slough oed slack queen slick queen boots.

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<v Speaker 5>And Kevin is here as well. Kevin is muted and

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<v Speaker 5>he is not visible today. You know our producer chef Kevin.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course.

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<v Speaker 5>And why is he hid? That's not because he has

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<v Speaker 5>a big dindym He needs to eat. He did not

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<v Speaker 5>text us before saying he has a very big dindin

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<v Speaker 5>to eat tonight.

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<v Speaker 3>He's if you think he's tucking into just the most

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<v Speaker 3>massive playoff cischetti you've ever seen, get that out of

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<v Speaker 3>your mind, Get that image out of your mind.

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<v Speaker 4>He's not doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>Kevin promised me, You've got vino.

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<v Speaker 5>I promise me.

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<v Speaker 4>True.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, slaked, big Ham, big Ham Veno says, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>and a side of pie, no doubt.

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<v Speaker 4>Ham and wine.

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<v Speaker 5>What did we do before with me.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we have something with you?

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<v Speaker 5>Is there like a thing with you?

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<v Speaker 2>Long ago?

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<v Speaker 1>We sang many songs that was that was what like

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<v Speaker 1>forty studios ago for you guys.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, you were one of the songs singer was I

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<v Speaker 5>remember some of our song singer gas. Don't remember you

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<v Speaker 5>being one of them.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I had some musicians that we did songs with. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't recall just randomly doing something.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't think of you that way. You should as a musician, as.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone who could, okay, someone who has potential okay to

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<v Speaker 1>make music.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I myself have no formal training. I am naturally musical.

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<v Speaker 2>That's off.

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<v Speaker 1>You seem like it mm hmm even just the mm hm.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, the timber them, the tambour Timberland timber did Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 3>tamber Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Back better than ever?

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<v Speaker 5>I hope. I noticed your emotional support collaborators aren't here today.

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<v Speaker 2>Sandy and Alyssa.

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<v Speaker 5>Sandy and Alyssa.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you didn't you what it was? Two last minute

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<v Speaker 1>could get it together? Three people you had to go

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<v Speaker 1>just one.

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<v Speaker 5>We didn't invite them.

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<v Speaker 2>I got the call last night, Vin, that's an oversight.

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<v Speaker 1>I got the call very last night, late late last night,

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<v Speaker 1>late late late last night of an inappropriate time.

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<v Speaker 5>Inappropriate time, mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>Kevin.

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<v Speaker 5>Kevin also it was a FaceTime. Part of the bigness

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<v Speaker 5>of his dindin tonight was, sources say, a refusal to

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<v Speaker 5>finish his din din last night.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and so that's why he was up so late.

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<v Speaker 3>He was having a staring contest with the plate and saying,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to break this plate will break before

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<v Speaker 3>I will.

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<v Speaker 2>And now Kevin loses to plate.

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<v Speaker 3>So then he wasn't allowed to have his phone, he

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<v Speaker 3>couldn't text, and you got to text late last night.

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<v Speaker 4>And I know you like singing songs. It's reminding me a.

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<v Speaker 3>Little bit of a sort of a camp song that

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<v Speaker 3>we used to hear sometimes. Hey, let me know if

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<v Speaker 3>you know this one.

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<v Speaker 4>Late last night when we were all in bed, Kevin producer,

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<v Speaker 4>he called me up and said, there could be a

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<v Speaker 4>podcast at the iHeart two night.

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<v Speaker 3>And then you'd be like, Mitra, Mitra, Mitra, Right, do

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<v Speaker 3>you know this one? Missus O'Leary.

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<v Speaker 5>I could have answered in advance, if it's a camp song,

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<v Speaker 5>I know it, So I could have said, you said,

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<v Speaker 5>let me know if you know this one? The answer

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<v Speaker 5>is yes, I know it because it's from Camp. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I listened to Camp songs.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't go right, but you love the music of Camp.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't really go either.

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<v Speaker 3>My sister would bring the songs home to me and

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<v Speaker 3>we would enjoy them.

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<v Speaker 1>When I lived in Ohio, I went to Art Venture

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<v Speaker 1>Camp for a week at the Blash Rec Center and

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<v Speaker 1>we just played in the woods the whole week.

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<v Speaker 5>I think I think you should say. When I hear

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<v Speaker 5>you say when I lived in Ohio, I'm thinking she

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<v Speaker 5>is going to live in Ohio again. So I what

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<v Speaker 5>I would say, is the last time I lived in Ohio. Yeah, totally,

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<v Speaker 5>Because it's the way you say it is it it's

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<v Speaker 5>like it's just behind you when like as soon.

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<v Speaker 4>As Ohio, what about back home in Ohio.

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<v Speaker 5>Over yonder back, because that it could be like you're

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<v Speaker 5>just visiting here.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I wish.

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<v Speaker 5>Your wish is granted, Sweetie, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Can go home.

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<v Speaker 5>You have to pack up the bag, you have to

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<v Speaker 5>go back to Ohio. That's what I'm getting. That's just

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<v Speaker 5>what I'm picking up. You will be back in Ohio

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<v Speaker 5>very soon. Maybe not in the part of Ohio that

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<v Speaker 5>you're even from, though, so maybe this is the back

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<v Speaker 5>home in Ohio. That's a problem. You might end up

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<v Speaker 5>in just a completely different part.

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<v Speaker 2>Of Ohio, shivering by the lake.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, in the part of Ohio I grew up in.

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<v Speaker 3>I used to go to art Venture, but now in

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<v Speaker 3>the part of Ohio that I live.

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<v Speaker 2>In today, and will will die?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>And yes where I will die?

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<v Speaker 2>And when do you think I'll die?

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<v Speaker 3>So this is something we were talking about before you

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<v Speaker 3>came in, and it's really interesting because we're a little

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<v Speaker 3>bit split.

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<v Speaker 5>We agree that it's souon oh okay, but we don't

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<v Speaker 5>know how old you are right now? How old do

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<v Speaker 5>you think? I think you're one hundred and ninety nine

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<v Speaker 5>years old. You're going to be live to be two

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<v Speaker 5>hundred years old.

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<v Speaker 3>Whoa, no way, I said, she's not one hundred and

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<v Speaker 3>ninety nine. I said, you're being actually absurd.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I peg you.

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<v Speaker 5>Around eighty close?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you're both really close.

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<v Speaker 4>One hundred ninety nine is like comedically large.

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<v Speaker 1>Guess yeah, but eighty but eighty I would say eighty

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<v Speaker 1>and one hundred ninety nine are both incredibly close.

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<v Speaker 2>The number that's closest to both of those.

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<v Speaker 5>The number that's closest to both of those.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, closest to both of those.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, Oh yes, I always forget that. You guys didn't

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<v Speaker 2>go to college.

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<v Speaker 5>Did not end up going to college. And in a way,

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<v Speaker 5>school was my college, you.

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<v Speaker 4>Know what I mean, it was college charity.

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<v Speaker 3>I learned so what a lot of people learn at college,

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<v Speaker 3>I actually learned it at high school.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa.

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<v Speaker 3>We were going to classes, we were reading books. I

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<v Speaker 3>mean that's what school was back then, you know. So

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<v Speaker 3>it was an incredible experience. And when I did I

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<v Speaker 3>wouldn't say I didn't go to college. But when I did,

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<v Speaker 3>stop by, they said.

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<v Speaker 2>You're good, you know it, keep walking, keep on walking.

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<v Speaker 2>You could be out now, outwear out. Just in the world.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't got to tell me twice out in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Out here Los Angeles, out here.

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<v Speaker 3>Auditing the iHeart Studios, you know, observing the interplay between

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<v Speaker 3>a what.

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<v Speaker 5>Is the purple? I don't even see the pinder. This

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<v Speaker 5>is the second time you've brought it up. That's not

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<v Speaker 5>purple maroon? What is it? I mean? I guess, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>it's definitely not purple. Fine, it's just that you brought

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<v Speaker 5>up twice.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, fine, it's purple.

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<v Speaker 5>No one ever would say that purple.

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<v Speaker 2>No big deal.

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<v Speaker 5>You're on your collaborators where I think the listeners will

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<v Speaker 5>just be interested in, like a check in.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean Alyssa is on the moon and Sandy

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<v Speaker 1>is in the ocean, and so that's why.

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<v Speaker 4>So they're they're in contact. Huh.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, one controls the other, but I can't say who.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, hello, uh oh, this.

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<v Speaker 3>Is Richie totally normal way to enter a room, and

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<v Speaker 3>everyone's feeling comfortable as hell.

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<v Speaker 5>He's never done this before.

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<v Speaker 1>The me camera seems to be moving, which is always

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<v Speaker 1>a good sign.

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<v Speaker 5>The camera, Well, he's never decided before. I need to

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<v Speaker 5>get in there right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Something really bad is happening to the viewer.

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<v Speaker 5>He's really he's opening up the back panel of the

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<v Speaker 5>US camera smoking and he's got out welder's mask.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe make always putting on a makeup filter.

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<v Speaker 5>He is actually smearing makeup on the land.

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<v Speaker 2>Yosef filter.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>He's turned the camera around to point it at himself and.

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<v Speaker 5>Now he is Wow, he's shaking.

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<v Speaker 4>Shooting it at himself like a guns.

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<v Speaker 5>He looked at the king. He did shake his head

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<v Speaker 5>and leave, and he did look at his watch as

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<v Speaker 5>if to establish time of death.

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<v Speaker 1>For the podcast, I think I would love to be

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<v Speaker 1>the reason it's Stott call it. After all these dozens

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<v Speaker 1>of years that you guys have been doing podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>I think it's good. I think it's good to be consistent,

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<v Speaker 5>to do something for a long time, and you make

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<v Speaker 5>up nobody does anymore you. When you start a podcast,

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<v Speaker 5>your body makes a promise, and the listener you honor

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<v Speaker 5>their promise by you never stop doing the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>You your body makes promise. My body keeps a score

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<v Speaker 1>of doing Hollywood Handbook four times.

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<v Speaker 5>And I was gonna ask it has actually been four times,

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<v Speaker 5>but that would not be honoring your body.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>Which is keeping a score, but it might not be right.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but it's keeping a score, okay, of what I

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<v Speaker 1>have endured by entering into the millions of studios.

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<v Speaker 5>So fucking go?

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<v Speaker 4>Then may I tell you? May I tell you?

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<v Speaker 3>So?

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<v Speaker 5>Why do you just fucking leave? Then?

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<v Speaker 4>May I tell you what we have right now in

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<v Speaker 4>this episode? Huh a three body problem? Have a three

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<v Speaker 4>body problem?

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<v Speaker 2>Know we we do?

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<v Speaker 3>One's keeping the score? Do have made a promise? Takes

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<v Speaker 3>two bodies to make a promise.

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<v Speaker 5>And this is what he does like he like he's

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<v Speaker 5>a diffuser, and he uses comedy that way, yeah, and

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<v Speaker 5>referential comedy for like shows and movies that areopular.

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<v Speaker 3>In family counseling, Mitra, I would be known as the

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<v Speaker 3>mascot of the family. And so I feel the conflict,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, when.

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<v Speaker 1>Hay screams, it means so much like we can see

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<v Speaker 1>the spit flying across the me camera, like, what role

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<v Speaker 1>is that?

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<v Speaker 2>The like perpetrator?

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<v Speaker 4>I will say, I never realized how well named you are.

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<v Speaker 4>But me, me, Mitra, It's always me. The me camera

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<v Speaker 4>should be Mitra, me Hari.

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<v Speaker 6>Because it's just that I never have heard any guests

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<v Speaker 6>thinking about themselves so much. We are trying to talk

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<v Speaker 6>about the podcast as the living, breathing organism, and once again,

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<v Speaker 6>it's Mimi, Mimi, Me Mitra.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's just your parents did a good job, or

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<v Speaker 3>is it. I don't know what she came first, they

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<v Speaker 3>destined you for this, But.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I have found that anger for me is a

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<v Speaker 5>healthy transitional. Honest most you'll notice I'm not screaming right now,

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<v Speaker 5>but you were.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a safe feeling to feel, a safe.

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<v Speaker 1>Feeling to feel for the two men, one looming on

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<v Speaker 1>a screen that is even bigger than the wall. Of

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<v Speaker 1>this room and the other one over seven feet tall

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<v Speaker 1>in the purple room.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, I don't make the screen, toney, I just loom

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<v Speaker 4>on them, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>And y'all have been kicked out of every studio that

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<v Speaker 1>you have been a part of.

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<v Speaker 2>No, because what is this the seventeen studio? In four episodes, we.

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<v Speaker 5>Have actually kicked ourselves out of every studio. And as

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<v Speaker 5>we were and as we're kicking, their foot is kind of

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<v Speaker 5>kicking too, And so the force of our different kicks

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<v Speaker 5>who shooting us backward?

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<v Speaker 2>I just like, I just start.

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<v Speaker 1>And the viewers at home who are watching this on

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't know, Instagram Live or whatever, are seeing

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<v Speaker 1>hay foot approaching me inches away from my face at

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<v Speaker 1>fresh after facial rec instructive surgery. By the way, I

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<v Speaker 1>got the half theway face lift.

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<v Speaker 5>And I was not going to say anything about it

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<v Speaker 5>because last time, I now remember, this is your thing.

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<v Speaker 5>You say, you look at my body too.

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<v Speaker 3>Much, accuse us of discussing her body, yes and no,

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<v Speaker 3>and now bringing up her own.

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<v Speaker 5>Face and my entire thing before you came on the

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<v Speaker 5>show and decide I needed a different thing was that

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<v Speaker 5>I look, I check it out. I say, what I see.

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<v Speaker 5>That was my thing on the show, and it kind of.

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<v Speaker 3>Worked for a long time until oh that was That

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<v Speaker 3>was something that listeners loved. Something they cherished about the

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<v Speaker 3>experience of listening was getting Hayes's take, which sometimes could

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<v Speaker 3>be surprising.

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<v Speaker 2>On what he was seeing of women are all.

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<v Speaker 7>It doesn't matter, it's they They want to hear his

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<v Speaker 7>perspective on the show, being paid for Hayes's opinion, and

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<v Speaker 7>so whether it's a woman his body or whether it's

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<v Speaker 7>a woman's face.

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<v Speaker 8>Anything, shape, size, color, anything, and he shoots.

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<v Speaker 4>From the hip, you know what I mean, no filter.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what made it so thrilling to hear. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 4>know you mentioned you mentioned that you got a facelift.

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<v Speaker 3>You also slandered a woman who I don't think we

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<v Speaker 3>can necessarily prove, you know, what works.

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<v Speaker 4>She's been done.

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<v Speaker 3>But I've been hearing a lot about this sort of

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<v Speaker 3>upper bleff surgery that people get. But you are the

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<v Speaker 3>first person that I know of who also went middle

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<v Speaker 3>and lower bleff.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I got it.

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<v Speaker 5>So can we get every blessing?

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<v Speaker 2>I blefft every part of my face.

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<v Speaker 5>Bleff your heart. I got the full blesff.

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<v Speaker 2>I bluffing parts that people didn't even know you could

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<v Speaker 2>bluff on a body. Hm hmm, I want.

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<v Speaker 3>To yes, Oh, well, you know this seems like a trap.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, by the way, this isn't even the part of

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<v Speaker 4>the show I do. Okay, what I do is I diffuse.

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<v Speaker 3>Hayes infuriates someone he talks about their body. They become enraged.

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<v Speaker 3>He then starts prodding them more. I'm sort of the mascot,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, where I say, hey, look over here, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm doing some silly thing.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what it is, but like.

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<v Speaker 5>You say, you absorb the conflict and then it build

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<v Speaker 5>it builds up, and he and you you think everything's

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<v Speaker 5>okay with him, but he's actually been crazier and angrier

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<v Speaker 5>than me.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I'm in the most pain, I don't know how

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<v Speaker 3>to express my anger. It's not a safe feeling for

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<v Speaker 3>me to feel. I don't know what's going to happen

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<v Speaker 3>once I take the cork out of that box.

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<v Speaker 9>For me, Mama.

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<v Speaker 5>Really happens when he gets a little too real and

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<v Speaker 5>for me, I hotel energent.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Oh hi, you're back.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I felt myself getting angry, and so I went ahead

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<v Speaker 3>and froze the internet.

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<v Speaker 2>That's you have that power.

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<v Speaker 4>I broke the internet, as we often do with our

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<v Speaker 4>viral clips. Do you have an idea for a clip

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<v Speaker 4>you'd like to have shared from the episode, because we

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<v Speaker 4>do try to get I know a lot of this

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<v Speaker 4>will be us.

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<v Speaker 3>Talking, but we do try to get a moment we

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<v Speaker 3>can use to sort of promote the show.

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<v Speaker 5>What's your most viral moment online?

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<v Speaker 10>Ever?

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<v Speaker 5>H WHOA?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't think of any.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you slag someone off?

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<v Speaker 2>I assume at some point I was flagging.

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<v Speaker 5>So you can't think of a and I didn't say

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<v Speaker 5>it had to be like hugely viral. Just what's the

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<v Speaker 5>most viral one? And I actually think you did think

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<v Speaker 5>of it and you didn't want to say it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I really can't think of anything, but I know

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<v Speaker 1>that I have. In the days of Twitter, I was

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<v Speaker 1>going viral.

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<v Speaker 5>You never did front facing.

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<v Speaker 1>I did do one TikTok and I deleted after about

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<v Speaker 1>an hour because I made myself sick. When I saw myself,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like character hate her.

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<v Speaker 2>I was singing a song that I made up and

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<v Speaker 2>I remember the lyrics.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, it was a parody of Missus O'Leary, the old

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<v Speaker 4>camp song was well.

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<v Speaker 1>I tried that but I saw that the Chicago fire

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<v Speaker 1>some other people had already gone viral for that, so

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to at least respect that.

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<v Speaker 5>What what's the song this one?

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<v Speaker 1>So the song was something that I was humming to myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes I am ugly and no one else's and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, that's kind of funny, horrible like thing to

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<v Speaker 1>think about it on the internet.

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<v Speaker 5>And it was it was was it doing? Was it

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<v Speaker 5>doing too well? Do you remember some of the early

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<v Speaker 5>relation to.

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<v Speaker 1>It was actually worse is that it didn't light up anything.

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<v Speaker 5>It was like not a single view, there's no good option. Really,

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<v Speaker 5>you don't want a video like that to be doing

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<v Speaker 5>too well, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Or that It's true, Yeah, it's like you want it

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<v Speaker 1>either needs to just like kind of get you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like ten thousand views or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Or it needs to I don't know. I deleted it

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<v Speaker 2>very quickly.

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<v Speaker 5>And this is twenty twenty, twenty twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>This was like when it was all beginning.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was like maybe I could be young enough to do that,

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<v Speaker 2>But now you got.

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<v Speaker 4>To wait till it's over.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna start TikTok next year when it's done.

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<v Speaker 5>With Kalab with kayla an Eva.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have the goods, but they do.

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<v Speaker 5>You don't think like you And I know when you

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<v Speaker 5>say you don't have the goods, you actually think that

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<v Speaker 5>you do.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't. I tried.

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<v Speaker 5>I agree, you don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I don't. There's evidence that I don't. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>it's been deleted, it's been scrubbed, so the evident.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, I had a page that I was maintaining for

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<v Speaker 1>a while that I'm just remembering maintaining a page.

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<v Speaker 4>It was.

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<v Speaker 1>Edits of me covering songs like rolling in the Deep

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<v Speaker 1>using only photos.

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<v Speaker 5>Of owls, and you would sing along with a song.

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<v Speaker 1>I would be seeing the Deep and you would say

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<v Speaker 1>an edit of a bunch of photos of.

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<v Speaker 5>Owls, and you were maintaining the.

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<v Speaker 2>Pay It was like owl Singer or something. And I

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<v Speaker 2>deleted that as.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, and say like this is by Metra. You would

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<v Speaker 5>just be owl singer and if it if it does well,

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<v Speaker 5>then maybe at some point you can like it would

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<v Speaker 5>pop out and say I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was having the time of my life. It was like

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<v Speaker 1>owl like spinning in different whoa.

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<v Speaker 2>We could have had it up.

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<v Speaker 1>And then it spins in the frame and then it

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<v Speaker 1>goes out of the frame, and I had like hundreds

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<v Speaker 1>of photos of owls.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's called owl tamer, Oh tamer. So I probably part.

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<v Speaker 5>Of the concept is that these owls are performing to

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<v Speaker 5>the song and they're spinning into frame because you have.

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<v Speaker 4>Tamed them, You've trained them to do that.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, yes, exactly, I think taming out. I mean, you

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<v Speaker 5>like taming they usually talk about with like a lion

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<v Speaker 5>for example, or something that like hmm could really like

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<v Speaker 5>hurt you really bad. Yeah, but Sean has a movie.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, unfortunately, there is a name already for what

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<v Speaker 3>you were purporting to do, which is falconry. But it

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't have owl in the title, right, but it applies

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<v Speaker 3>to all those raptors you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I just wanted it to be accessible to people

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<v Speaker 1>who didn't, like, you know, grow up like without and

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<v Speaker 1>falconry is part of their media diet.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh okay.

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<v Speaker 5>I saw two birds today and you got one big stone.

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<v Speaker 5>They were this is the moment they were being trained.

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<v Speaker 5>One was like the trainee bird, and they were like big,

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<v Speaker 5>like those like kind of big crazy birds. And someone

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<v Speaker 5>passing by was like saying to his kid, like, look,

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<v Speaker 5>there's two falcons and they walk by and they get

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<v Speaker 5>pretty far away, and I see one of the bird

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<v Speaker 5>people like, think about it for a long time, and

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<v Speaker 5>he turns and goes they are Paris Hawks. But they

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<v Speaker 5>were already way too far away, so he said he

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<v Speaker 5>said it to me, and he.

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<v Speaker 3>Was like, I can't exist unless I say this out loud.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't actually want the engage hawks Paris hawks?

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<v Speaker 2>Didledge?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, I sound like, oh, big birds? You want your

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<v Speaker 5>voice to be heard.

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<v Speaker 4>Hayes was saying, actually that he he saw two birds

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<v Speaker 4>today that he was able to take out with one stone.

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<v Speaker 3>One was we have to release a Hollywood Handbook episode,

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<v Speaker 3>and the second was to end Metri's career.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh do it?

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<v Speaker 5>So my headphones unplugged for a second, can you tell

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<v Speaker 5>me what he said? I know it's a list of

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<v Speaker 5>two things.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I said, kill two birds with one stones.

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<v Speaker 1>One of them is that there's a movie that you

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<v Speaker 1>have to put out in the in the future.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the other one is that this girl's on fire.

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<v Speaker 5>This girl's on fire, Like that must remind you of

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<v Speaker 5>a song, a song, and would you like to sing

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<v Speaker 5>the song you really wanted to?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I've already I've already done that on this show.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking to show people that I can do.

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<v Speaker 5>So much more. Said, what you do on the show

0:23:55.520 --> 0:23:59.080
<v Speaker 5>is sing even though that we sip, it's not, but.

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<v Speaker 2>I would say that, yes I have.

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<v Speaker 9>And then everything on the show before always come on

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<v Speaker 9>this show and live.

0:24:09.040 --> 0:24:12.760
<v Speaker 2>We did songs that show yelling.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah that's what you do such.

0:24:15.240 --> 0:24:18.359
<v Speaker 2>A this is too important to me.

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<v Speaker 5>I promised myself. I wouldn't let you fuck up the

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<v Speaker 5>show again.

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<v Speaker 2>I dare you to hit me.

0:24:25.840 --> 0:24:26.560
<v Speaker 5>She dared me.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you heard it? Dare him?

0:24:29.840 --> 0:24:32.080
<v Speaker 2>She dared me, I dare you?

0:24:32.080 --> 0:24:32.680
<v Speaker 5>You heard it?

0:24:33.560 --> 0:24:36.040
<v Speaker 4>Daring is a sacred code that supersedes the wa.

0:24:42.119 --> 0:24:44.399
<v Speaker 1>Here's what I actually think. I think you and I

0:24:44.440 --> 0:24:46.200
<v Speaker 1>would have a really funny fight.

0:24:49.680 --> 0:24:52.080
<v Speaker 5>Like I mean, that's what we did. Like whether or

0:24:52.080 --> 0:24:54.000
<v Speaker 5>not we're meaning to do there's a reason we got

0:24:54.040 --> 0:24:57.080
<v Speaker 5>into this, you know what I mean, There's a reason

0:24:57.119 --> 0:25:01.880
<v Speaker 5>we do what we do. People start people just started laughing, and.

0:25:01.840 --> 0:25:03.800
<v Speaker 4>We were like, oh, oh, clowns, aren't we I like.

0:25:03.760 --> 0:25:05.720
<v Speaker 5>The way that feels and whether or not like we're

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<v Speaker 5>meaning to do it or what, like this is what

0:25:08.600 --> 0:25:11.040
<v Speaker 5>we do in my family dynamic.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like almost like I was sort of a mascot figure.

0:25:14.440 --> 0:25:18.359
<v Speaker 9>Is the mascot where you know the release that would

0:25:18.400 --> 0:25:21.879
<v Speaker 9>be created, the tension dissipating, right, you know that was

0:25:21.960 --> 0:25:24.560
<v Speaker 9>really the desired result, whether that lead to.

0:25:24.920 --> 0:25:28.959
<v Speaker 4>You know, me getting paid a couple bucks or whatever.

0:25:29.240 --> 0:25:31.920
<v Speaker 3>You know that now get up on stage or get

0:25:31.920 --> 0:25:33.040
<v Speaker 3>on a microphone.

0:25:33.200 --> 0:25:38.520
<v Speaker 4>You know that that wasn't necessarily the goal, but you

0:25:38.560 --> 0:25:40.520
<v Speaker 4>know what, you get addicted to it, don't you meet

0:25:40.600 --> 0:25:41.399
<v Speaker 4>raw But you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna tell us how many is therapy? Too many?

0:25:43.880 --> 0:25:44.200
<v Speaker 5>Mmm?

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<v Speaker 4>And that is interesting.

0:25:49.760 --> 0:25:53.400
<v Speaker 3>I guess I'm expressing some stuff here. It's pretty painful stuff.

0:25:53.520 --> 0:25:56.199
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And it's like so many people like don't know

0:25:56.240 --> 0:25:58.280
<v Speaker 1>how to get that out, but you figure out a

0:25:58.280 --> 0:26:00.040
<v Speaker 1>way to do it on stage and give people a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of laughs along the way. And I think that

0:26:01.800 --> 0:26:03.639
<v Speaker 1>you really can't put a price tag on that, but

0:26:03.680 --> 0:26:05.040
<v Speaker 1>I hope Netflix puts billion.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Metri your song, some of your songs that you

0:26:08.280 --> 0:26:11.560
<v Speaker 3>do actually are therapy as well. I know that you

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<v Speaker 3>consider that to be your primary contribution is singing.

0:26:15.320 --> 0:26:17.520
<v Speaker 2>So you really don't remember my first episode?

0:26:19.200 --> 0:26:21.560
<v Speaker 5>So you say you sang songs on it? We made

0:26:21.640 --> 0:26:24.320
<v Speaker 5>up songs, Okay, what were some of the songs? And

0:26:24.400 --> 0:26:26.320
<v Speaker 5>I know if it was our show. They were based

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<v Speaker 5>on top forty hits from that time.

0:26:29.480 --> 0:26:31.719
<v Speaker 2>Kevin sang a song about my teeth. That's what I remember.

0:26:31.840 --> 0:26:33.399
<v Speaker 5>Kevin sang a song about your teeth.

0:26:33.720 --> 0:26:37.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is gaslighting. Ruh, this is got teeth through Kevin.

0:26:37.560 --> 0:26:42.240
<v Speaker 1>This is gaslighting, Kevin. I'm shivering, Kevin. I actually my

0:26:42.280 --> 0:26:45.000
<v Speaker 1>teeth are chattering. You can probably hear it on the mic,

0:26:45.000 --> 0:26:45.879
<v Speaker 1>but my teeth are chatting.

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<v Speaker 4>That's giving Kevin an idea for us.

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<v Speaker 5>Kevin, I think, and then this is just what I'm

0:26:51.160 --> 0:26:53.399
<v Speaker 5>saying right now. I think, so you so this doesn't

0:26:53.400 --> 0:26:57.040
<v Speaker 5>become a problem for you. I think you need to

0:26:57.960 --> 0:27:01.840
<v Speaker 5>remember the song that you say about Mitri's teeth and

0:27:01.960 --> 0:27:06.480
<v Speaker 5>sing it, because otherwise I think this could end up

0:27:06.520 --> 0:27:09.280
<v Speaker 5>being a problem for you. She has already established that

0:27:09.320 --> 0:27:11.479
<v Speaker 5>her body keeps perfect score.

0:27:15.640 --> 0:27:18.640
<v Speaker 4>I I kind of remember now, But Kevin, you do it.

0:27:21.200 --> 0:27:22.240
<v Speaker 4>You gotta see this sign.

0:27:22.960 --> 0:27:25.240
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, the ocean fixes everything.

0:27:26.000 --> 0:27:26.640
<v Speaker 2>Do you agree?

0:27:28.480 --> 0:27:29.879
<v Speaker 4>It's been very helpful for me.

0:27:31.680 --> 0:27:35.040
<v Speaker 5>We should take you out to the middle of it

0:27:35.080 --> 0:27:41.440
<v Speaker 5>to drop you in with Sandy. With Sandy also aptly named.

0:27:42.400 --> 0:27:44.560
<v Speaker 4>Twenty thousand leaks under the seat, pretty safe down there.

0:27:45.560 --> 0:27:46.600
<v Speaker 4>I got a safe space for.

0:27:46.640 --> 0:27:54.640
<v Speaker 5>You, Kevin Watery Grave, Kevin, I hear there's other people

0:27:54.720 --> 0:27:58.760
<v Speaker 5>in the room monitoring and did situation.

0:27:59.040 --> 0:28:01.479
<v Speaker 3>So he puinted at the and I think that what

0:28:01.640 --> 0:28:04.160
<v Speaker 3>really what the sign said was I haven't been listening,

0:28:06.840 --> 0:28:10.159
<v Speaker 3>which is okay, Like he's got this dinner, you know,

0:28:10.240 --> 0:28:13.840
<v Speaker 3>he got in trouble, like he's already been fighting about

0:28:13.880 --> 0:28:16.880
<v Speaker 3>whether he's gonna eat dinner or not, and like now

0:28:17.760 --> 0:28:21.240
<v Speaker 3>sort of gotta take the l eventually, just to be

0:28:21.280 --> 0:28:23.359
<v Speaker 3>allowed to sleep in his bed and not sitting up

0:28:23.359 --> 0:28:24.600
<v Speaker 3>in a chair at the kitchen.

0:28:24.359 --> 0:28:27.359
<v Speaker 1>Table, right the table with the maximum amount of food

0:28:27.400 --> 0:28:33.520
<v Speaker 1>on it.

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<v Speaker 4>Was the song was Kevin was singing, was maybe about you?

0:28:37.080 --> 0:28:39.120
<v Speaker 4>And I hate that. If I'm wrong, I'm gonna hate

0:28:39.120 --> 0:28:44.280
<v Speaker 4>bringing this up. Was it about you having like stinky breath?

0:28:48.320 --> 0:28:51.720
<v Speaker 11>That's that sounds right? I can't I can't open the door.

0:28:52.240 --> 0:28:54.560
<v Speaker 11>Oh okay, I was locked in.

0:28:54.880 --> 0:28:58.520
<v Speaker 2>Does that sound right, Kevin?

0:28:59.000 --> 0:29:01.080
<v Speaker 5>He just said, Actually, you didn't hear it. He did,

0:29:01.120 --> 0:29:02.120
<v Speaker 5>just say it sounds right.

0:29:02.160 --> 0:29:03.120
<v Speaker 2>I didn't. I didn't hear.

0:29:03.280 --> 0:29:03.320
<v Speaker 4>No.

0:29:03.440 --> 0:29:05.000
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it was the first thing he said. He said

0:29:05.200 --> 0:29:08.080
<v Speaker 5>he heard the idea of you having stinky breath, and

0:29:08.120 --> 0:29:12.400
<v Speaker 5>he said that sounds right, and since it came up.

0:29:13.560 --> 0:29:18.240
<v Speaker 5>Since it came up, you'll notice that there's only one

0:29:18.240 --> 0:29:19.960
<v Speaker 5>other person at the studio this week.

0:29:21.960 --> 0:29:24.720
<v Speaker 3>And Ritchie, who was always inside, was like, let me

0:29:24.760 --> 0:29:27.800
<v Speaker 3>go ahead and just do most of this one from

0:29:28.280 --> 0:29:28.960
<v Speaker 3>out in the other.

0:29:29.320 --> 0:29:31.600
<v Speaker 2>I am noticing there are a lot of curtains between.

0:29:31.400 --> 0:29:36.360
<v Speaker 5>Us and these other guys they're normally here for every episode,

0:29:36.360 --> 0:29:41.440
<v Speaker 5>are actually in different states completely. Yeah, because my thing

0:29:41.520 --> 0:29:44.640
<v Speaker 5>is I got a look of course, or it was,

0:29:46.280 --> 0:29:50.440
<v Speaker 5>and their thing is they gotta smell and they don't

0:29:50.520 --> 0:29:52.960
<v Speaker 5>like it. I mean, that's your thing on the show.

0:29:53.000 --> 0:29:58.000
<v Speaker 5>I'm just remembering now. My thing is stink, stinky breath.

0:29:59.560 --> 0:30:01.680
<v Speaker 3>And I why it took you so long to say

0:30:01.720 --> 0:30:03.680
<v Speaker 3>you We were like, what's your thing? You're like making

0:30:03.760 --> 0:30:06.120
<v Speaker 3>up songs and it's like, what's the song about?

0:30:06.280 --> 0:30:08.160
<v Speaker 4>I think it's about my teeth, and it's like.

0:30:08.200 --> 0:30:09.240
<v Speaker 5>Well close.

0:30:09.680 --> 0:30:10.760
<v Speaker 2>I mean, they're part of it.

0:30:10.800 --> 0:30:12.160
<v Speaker 4>They're a character in the song.

0:30:12.360 --> 0:30:14.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're part of the tapestry of stink.

0:30:16.280 --> 0:30:24.880
<v Speaker 5>Kevin, do you remember the song? Hi, what is going

0:30:24.880 --> 0:30:26.360
<v Speaker 5>on for you over there? What did you do?

0:30:26.560 --> 0:30:29.240
<v Speaker 3>One thing the ocean can't fix? But just Kevin's contribution

0:30:29.360 --> 0:30:31.280
<v Speaker 3>to this episode, what did.

0:30:31.160 --> 0:30:34.959
<v Speaker 5>You go out to the patio for so piece and quiet.

0:30:35.160 --> 0:30:38.760
<v Speaker 11>When I started talking, everyone stopped and looked over at

0:30:38.760 --> 0:30:41.280
<v Speaker 11>their shoulder. When I said, do you see the sign?

0:30:41.880 --> 0:30:43.800
<v Speaker 5>Because you were sitting at the dinner table with your

0:30:43.800 --> 0:30:45.720
<v Speaker 5>computer and then you started talking to your computer.

0:30:47.720 --> 0:30:50.560
<v Speaker 11>They weren't sure who I was talking everyone.

0:30:50.240 --> 0:30:51.880
<v Speaker 5>And you, and that you were looking at your competer

0:30:52.000 --> 0:30:54.680
<v Speaker 5>the whole time, and then you started, and then I

0:30:54.960 --> 0:31:04.320
<v Speaker 5>started looking at you too much. Not an updo purple teeth?

0:31:03.360 --> 0:31:06.680
<v Speaker 5>I don't.

0:31:06.760 --> 0:31:08.920
<v Speaker 11>Jack's gonna look it up for me. I can't find it.

0:31:10.160 --> 0:31:14.560
<v Speaker 11>But it's wrong, something about your chin. You said, what's

0:31:14.600 --> 0:31:16.760
<v Speaker 11>wrong with your chin? And I chime in from the

0:31:16.800 --> 0:31:23.239
<v Speaker 11>engineer booth. That's another song. Whoa but the teeth one

0:31:23.600 --> 0:31:24.680
<v Speaker 11>stand by for teeth.

0:31:24.920 --> 0:31:27.320
<v Speaker 1>I did get a bluff there, so hopefully things are

0:31:28.080 --> 0:31:31.120
<v Speaker 1>looking different. At least you would hope that something was

0:31:31.120 --> 0:31:32.840
<v Speaker 1>looking different. After he got a bluff on.

0:31:32.800 --> 0:31:34.760
<v Speaker 4>The put a bluff anywhere.

0:31:35.080 --> 0:31:36.840
<v Speaker 2>I know, that's the whole point. I got a full

0:31:36.880 --> 0:31:37.520
<v Speaker 2>body bluff.

0:31:39.400 --> 0:31:41.520
<v Speaker 5>But at some point, when it's full body, it kind

0:31:41.520 --> 0:31:43.560
<v Speaker 5>of just like cubs all the way back around.

0:31:43.640 --> 0:31:45.240
<v Speaker 2>Well, you're just like tugging it all.

0:31:45.600 --> 0:31:48.360
<v Speaker 1>It's like, yes, like you could theoretically tug it all

0:31:48.400 --> 0:31:50.200
<v Speaker 1>the way back around, but right now it's just a

0:31:50.200 --> 0:31:51.000
<v Speaker 1>two inch tug.

0:31:51.120 --> 0:31:54.120
<v Speaker 5>But it's like if you tug the two inches of

0:31:54.160 --> 0:31:54.840
<v Speaker 5>wind direction and.

0:31:54.880 --> 0:32:17.480
<v Speaker 4>That under that name. Should we just wait for the song?

0:32:17.600 --> 0:32:23.360
<v Speaker 3>Now it's kind of marinate in the two inch tug.

0:32:23.840 --> 0:32:25.880
<v Speaker 4>That's a Hayes joke that I've decided to steal.

0:32:26.000 --> 0:32:27.480
<v Speaker 5>Well, I stole it from someone else.

0:32:28.160 --> 0:32:30.239
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, of course, of course, But I do like that.

0:32:30.600 --> 0:32:34.200
<v Speaker 4>The property, it's a it's a it's what we call

0:32:34.240 --> 0:32:37.840
<v Speaker 4>a street joke in the business metro. What business it's

0:32:37.840 --> 0:32:39.680
<v Speaker 4>out there? You just anybody could come pick it up?

0:32:40.440 --> 0:32:41.040
<v Speaker 4>What business?

0:32:41.080 --> 0:32:41.840
<v Speaker 2>Mm hmmm.

0:32:44.200 --> 0:32:46.400
<v Speaker 4>Uh Hedge fund management?

0:32:47.200 --> 0:32:47.480
<v Speaker 7>Cool?

0:32:48.480 --> 0:32:54.320
<v Speaker 4>Now do I have your attention? Yeah? You just you

0:32:54.640 --> 0:32:57.720
<v Speaker 4>just love to pretend you don't know what I'm talking about.

0:32:57.880 --> 0:32:59.160
<v Speaker 2>Huh, I do.

0:32:59.720 --> 0:33:02.440
<v Speaker 4>I think I'm talking about the business of comedy. I

0:33:02.600 --> 0:33:04.600
<v Speaker 4>was like a mascot in my family, you.

0:33:04.560 --> 0:33:07.080
<v Speaker 3>Know what I mean, Like when there was something wrong,

0:33:07.280 --> 0:33:09.880
<v Speaker 3>like I just couldn't take it, you know, it was

0:33:09.920 --> 0:33:11.000
<v Speaker 3>so thick in the air.

0:33:11.360 --> 0:33:14.680
<v Speaker 12>What can I do? Put my bejama pants on my

0:33:14.760 --> 0:33:17.240
<v Speaker 12>head or something. I'd go out, I do a little routine.

0:33:17.320 --> 0:33:19.160
<v Speaker 12>I'd make up one of you know, a song like

0:33:19.240 --> 0:33:22.880
<v Speaker 12>you said, or something. Now, no focus on me, we're

0:33:22.920 --> 0:33:26.440
<v Speaker 12>talking about me. You know, they can't fuel those feelings anymore.

0:33:26.720 --> 0:33:28.000
<v Speaker 12>It didn't make it go away, it.

0:33:27.960 --> 0:33:31.240
<v Speaker 4>Didn't fix it, but it just it kept us calm.

0:33:31.720 --> 0:33:33.920
<v Speaker 3>You think of the family unit as a mobile, like

0:33:33.960 --> 0:33:38.520
<v Speaker 3>what hangs over a child's crib. Yes, and when one

0:33:38.640 --> 0:33:40.880
<v Speaker 3>is out of balance, everything else has to adjust to

0:33:40.920 --> 0:33:44.360
<v Speaker 3>that side, you know, And so then you try to

0:33:44.440 --> 0:33:46.680
<v Speaker 3>kind of pull it down your way with whatever tools

0:33:46.680 --> 0:33:46.959
<v Speaker 3>you have.

0:33:47.200 --> 0:33:48.320
<v Speaker 4>For me, it was comedy.

0:33:48.480 --> 0:33:51.360
<v Speaker 3>I was a mascot, and so I pulled out on

0:33:51.440 --> 0:33:53.080
<v Speaker 3>that that tries to kind of balance it.

0:33:53.120 --> 0:33:55.680
<v Speaker 4>But then, oh, now Sis is acting up. You know,

0:33:55.760 --> 0:34:00.720
<v Speaker 4>she's on a whack. She's shaving her head or going goth,

0:34:00.920 --> 0:34:03.000
<v Speaker 4>you know what I mean? Can I say something eying

0:34:03.120 --> 0:34:04.120
<v Speaker 4>something different color?

0:34:05.400 --> 0:34:05.920
<v Speaker 5>I guess.

0:34:06.680 --> 0:34:09.880
<v Speaker 1>I hope you transcribe all of this verbatim. Do it

0:34:09.920 --> 0:34:12.880
<v Speaker 1>as stand up, don't add a single joke.

0:34:14.680 --> 0:34:20.720
<v Speaker 5>Can be a little dangerous, making the crowd your therapist.

0:34:20.760 --> 0:34:23.600
<v Speaker 1>But I think for some it could be so healing.

0:34:23.760 --> 0:34:27.600
<v Speaker 1>Some of the most funny of all are basically not.

0:34:28.239 --> 0:34:31.880
<v Speaker 5>For a minute. But then you take a wound and

0:34:31.920 --> 0:34:34.759
<v Speaker 5>you open it up, so it bleeds right in front

0:34:34.800 --> 0:34:39.120
<v Speaker 5>of everyone, and they clap and cheer more more. We

0:34:39.280 --> 0:34:42.359
<v Speaker 5>love the wound, and you start to think that the

0:34:42.400 --> 0:34:47.920
<v Speaker 5>pain actually feels good because you want them. If they're happy,

0:34:48.080 --> 0:34:51.120
<v Speaker 5>everything must be going okay, right, they're trying new things

0:34:51.160 --> 0:34:53.520
<v Speaker 5>in the back there again that's never gone off before.

0:34:54.120 --> 0:34:56.800
<v Speaker 5>They're saying, let's just try turning this light off.

0:34:57.280 --> 0:34:59.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because people can see the scars from the bluff.

0:35:00.040 --> 0:35:03.879
<v Speaker 4>Probably speaking of turning things off, I might jump soon.

0:35:07.239 --> 0:35:09.839
<v Speaker 3>I want to see what happens with the teeth song

0:35:09.920 --> 0:35:10.680
<v Speaker 3>and everything, but.

0:35:10.800 --> 0:35:15.239
<v Speaker 5>I might have to hop everyone. I mean, did you

0:35:15.239 --> 0:35:15.720
<v Speaker 5>have any.

0:35:15.600 --> 0:35:17.360
<v Speaker 4>Questions for me? Mitrum?

0:35:17.920 --> 0:35:20.840
<v Speaker 1>I guess in your current family unit, do you consider

0:35:20.880 --> 0:35:23.640
<v Speaker 1>yourself mascot or are you kind of reigning with terror

0:35:23.800 --> 0:35:24.760
<v Speaker 1>the way you do on this podcast?

0:35:24.760 --> 0:35:28.000
<v Speaker 3>You find ways to recreate these roles as adults, don't

0:35:28.040 --> 0:35:32.279
<v Speaker 3>we don't We find ways to recreate these same dynamics

0:35:32.280 --> 0:35:34.040
<v Speaker 3>and roles as adults without.

0:35:33.760 --> 0:35:35.200
<v Speaker 4>Even realizing we're doing it.

0:35:36.960 --> 0:35:39.160
<v Speaker 3>That's suddenly, yes, it all snaps into place, and the

0:35:39.760 --> 0:35:45.960
<v Speaker 3>curtains pulled back and the puppeteer is revealed your past.

0:35:45.400 --> 0:35:47.720
<v Speaker 2>WHOA, you should cut the strings?

0:35:47.840 --> 0:35:50.960
<v Speaker 5>You ever think about that the mascot strings.

0:35:51.160 --> 0:35:53.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, cut the puppeteer strings on the mascot of you.

0:35:53.760 --> 0:35:57.880
<v Speaker 5>They do an amazing I just want to say, like

0:35:57.960 --> 0:36:01.600
<v Speaker 5>the arena puppeteers, like what they could do with those

0:36:01.640 --> 0:36:04.200
<v Speaker 5>strings on the mascot, how they can make those guys

0:36:04.440 --> 0:36:09.160
<v Speaker 5>flip and dunk and even like pretend to kiss someone

0:36:09.200 --> 0:36:13.680
<v Speaker 5>in the crowd there.

0:36:13.880 --> 0:36:17.400
<v Speaker 4>Yes, that's right, it's it's it's nearly humanoid.

0:36:17.680 --> 0:36:19.120
<v Speaker 2>You think there's someone doing it?

0:36:21.280 --> 0:36:22.520
<v Speaker 4>You would, you would?

0:36:23.480 --> 0:36:26.839
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, But I might split time to be heat as

0:36:26.840 --> 0:36:29.799
<v Speaker 3>they say, just I got my own stuff going on.

0:36:29.960 --> 0:36:32.840
<v Speaker 1>And cause's night where you are. You probably want to

0:36:32.840 --> 0:36:33.239
<v Speaker 1>go to bed.

0:36:34.640 --> 0:36:36.080
<v Speaker 4>It's not night, it's not night.

0:36:37.520 --> 0:36:39.680
<v Speaker 2>Just a narth room by choice. You like that?

0:36:41.239 --> 0:36:42.480
<v Speaker 4>Well, do you like me to open the curtain?

0:36:43.880 --> 0:36:46.520
<v Speaker 5>It's dark? And here it's like all the curtains are

0:36:46.520 --> 0:36:49.960
<v Speaker 5>closed here too. I mean, like it doesn't mean it's nighttime.

0:36:50.120 --> 0:36:52.920
<v Speaker 2>You can tell it's day here based on like behavior

0:36:53.080 --> 0:36:54.160
<v Speaker 2>where for.

0:36:54.120 --> 0:36:55.120
<v Speaker 11>Your right to party?

0:36:55.760 --> 0:36:57.120
<v Speaker 5>That's what we say.

0:36:57.520 --> 0:36:59.480
<v Speaker 11>I went tro when it started.

0:37:01.280 --> 0:37:05.800
<v Speaker 5>Wow, you were doing a lot at that time. Huh?

0:37:07.360 --> 0:37:11.520
<v Speaker 5>That was on her first episode. What happened to you, Kevin?

0:37:11.600 --> 0:37:13.960
<v Speaker 5>You were really you were you were chiming in and

0:37:14.040 --> 0:37:16.960
<v Speaker 5>like really doing a lot of still.

0:37:16.640 --> 0:37:20.279
<v Speaker 11>Wild man, dude, I try to pick my choices a

0:37:20.280 --> 0:37:21.120
<v Speaker 11>little more clearly.

0:37:21.200 --> 0:37:23.880
<v Speaker 4>Now, try to pick my choices a little more clearly.

0:37:26.160 --> 0:37:28.200
<v Speaker 2>You need to get out of your life. It was nice.

0:37:28.280 --> 0:37:29.360
<v Speaker 11>You guys want to see the ocean?

0:37:29.760 --> 0:37:32.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, get out of your comfort zone. Yeah, sure it

0:37:32.120 --> 0:37:37.520
<v Speaker 4>fixes everything, all right? You want to see a lake? Yes,

0:37:39.719 --> 0:37:43.080
<v Speaker 4>hang on, let's see. Since she thinks it's night not

0:37:43.239 --> 0:37:46.480
<v Speaker 4>night m HM said, we.

0:37:46.440 --> 0:37:47.719
<v Speaker 5>Can get all right.

0:37:47.719 --> 0:37:52.080
<v Speaker 2>It looks like about ten pm over there. Wow, that

0:37:52.280 --> 0:37:53.399
<v Speaker 2>is beautiful.

0:37:54.960 --> 0:37:56.360
<v Speaker 5>Which one are you and your family?

0:37:57.800 --> 0:37:58.120
<v Speaker 2>What else?

0:37:58.200 --> 0:37:58.400
<v Speaker 1>Is there?

0:37:58.400 --> 0:37:59.239
<v Speaker 2>A butt mascot?

0:37:59.800 --> 0:38:04.040
<v Speaker 5>Well, Sean is the mascot. There's all different, there's uh,

0:38:04.120 --> 0:38:10.040
<v Speaker 5>there's the leading scorer, there's the relief picture.

0:38:11.400 --> 0:38:12.239
<v Speaker 2>Is this a real thing?

0:38:14.560 --> 0:38:17.400
<v Speaker 5>Like everyone has their role that they play in the family,

0:38:17.440 --> 0:38:22.160
<v Speaker 5>and this is all like yeah, everyone plays there.

0:38:22.160 --> 0:38:25.920
<v Speaker 3>By the way, By the way, you look around the

0:38:25.960 --> 0:38:30.880
<v Speaker 3>family and you can't spot the mascot. It's probably you,

0:38:31.200 --> 0:38:33.080
<v Speaker 3>probably you and you.

0:38:33.239 --> 0:38:36.680
<v Speaker 5>I was thinking, like you have like sorry, I'm not

0:38:36.680 --> 0:38:40.840
<v Speaker 5>a look no no, no sorry, it's like illegal for

0:38:40.920 --> 0:38:45.319
<v Speaker 5>me to no I have to like see anything. You're

0:38:47.000 --> 0:38:50.320
<v Speaker 5>not allowed for me to like have my eyes open

0:38:50.360 --> 0:38:53.000
<v Speaker 5>and like even glance at somebody that's like against the

0:38:53.000 --> 0:38:54.319
<v Speaker 5>real Sorry, I just almost it again.

0:38:54.400 --> 0:38:55.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry.

0:38:56.040 --> 0:38:58.879
<v Speaker 3>Basically existing in a space as a living being.

0:39:00.400 --> 0:39:06.399
<v Speaker 5>Uh, if I were to commit the sin of observation,

0:39:06.719 --> 0:39:13.960
<v Speaker 5>I might say that you have huge puffy muscles that

0:39:14.160 --> 0:39:24.440
<v Speaker 5>are like it for me, all right? So he like

0:39:24.560 --> 0:39:26.239
<v Speaker 5>and he's mad a little bit too, because like he

0:39:26.280 --> 0:39:29.239
<v Speaker 5>calls off the mascot, but like he he wants that

0:39:29.360 --> 0:39:33.800
<v Speaker 5>to be because he has these like huge puffy muscles,

0:39:34.400 --> 0:39:40.040
<v Speaker 5>you know. Yeah, but I mean this fantasy front of you.

0:39:40.880 --> 0:39:41.839
<v Speaker 5>It's like crazy to.

0:39:41.840 --> 0:39:45.280
<v Speaker 2>Me because the huge puffy muscles.

0:39:44.880 --> 0:39:52.200
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you know, very like super defined like big bicep like.

0:39:52.719 --> 0:39:55.040
<v Speaker 2>People can't see under like T shirt.

0:39:54.840 --> 0:39:59.080
<v Speaker 5>Big ab yeah one mm got the rest left off?

0:39:59.160 --> 0:39:59.640
<v Speaker 1>Huh?

0:39:59.680 --> 0:40:02.640
<v Speaker 2>Well sanded? Okay, sanded?

0:40:05.640 --> 0:40:07.759
<v Speaker 5>And so what am I allowed to do on this show?

0:40:08.160 --> 0:40:10.400
<v Speaker 5>And you didn't say what role you play in your family?

0:40:10.680 --> 0:40:12.799
<v Speaker 5>And Richie didn't say And Richie didn't say what role

0:40:12.800 --> 0:40:13.840
<v Speaker 5>he played because.

0:40:13.560 --> 0:40:14.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't even know how to know that.

0:40:14.920 --> 0:40:18.360
<v Speaker 5>Okay. So I'm the arena announcer.

0:40:18.760 --> 0:40:20.120
<v Speaker 2>You're just saying what people are up to.

0:40:21.440 --> 0:40:28.799
<v Speaker 5>I say when they walk in mop, I say from

0:40:28.840 --> 0:40:37.440
<v Speaker 5>Bucknell University, my mommy and that, and just like what

0:40:37.640 --> 0:40:40.960
<v Speaker 5>you know, if they and I say what they're up to,

0:40:41.239 --> 0:40:44.399
<v Speaker 5>and if they do something wrong, what about the right?

0:40:45.440 --> 0:40:48.839
<v Speaker 5>There isn't really a process Like also, we'd be here all.

0:40:48.760 --> 0:40:50.680
<v Speaker 2>Day if you said what they do right.

0:40:51.600 --> 0:40:56.359
<v Speaker 5>My family is always doing things that are right, and

0:40:56.440 --> 0:41:00.080
<v Speaker 5>so it's too big a job to just be listing

0:41:00.120 --> 0:41:04.160
<v Speaker 5>off all the wonderful things my family is doing, and

0:41:04.280 --> 0:41:11.840
<v Speaker 5>so you think them, well, it's it can be nice

0:41:12.080 --> 0:41:14.960
<v Speaker 5>unless it's your job to like find the things that

0:41:15.000 --> 0:41:15.480
<v Speaker 5>are wrong.

0:41:15.920 --> 0:41:18.280
<v Speaker 2>And it's your job, and that's my job, my choice.

0:41:18.360 --> 0:41:19.640
<v Speaker 5>I'm the in arena announcer.

0:41:21.000 --> 0:41:28.600
<v Speaker 1>I think I'm snack it, snack it, snack giver.

0:41:29.560 --> 0:41:35.880
<v Speaker 5>Snack giver, yes, snack. So you're the person like so

0:41:36.000 --> 0:41:37.839
<v Speaker 5>say this is like a the metaphor is like a

0:41:37.840 --> 0:41:40.319
<v Speaker 5>basketball game, which is kind of what the other ones are.

0:41:41.000 --> 0:41:45.360
<v Speaker 5>You are someone who has brought snacks. You brought food

0:41:45.440 --> 0:41:52.759
<v Speaker 5>for everyone everyone at the game, professional NBA basketball game,

0:41:53.440 --> 0:41:56.439
<v Speaker 5>and I give it. You gave it to everybody who

0:41:56.480 --> 0:41:59.680
<v Speaker 5>wants and so you offered it a little bit first,

0:41:59.719 --> 0:42:01.920
<v Speaker 5>you stay at the end of the aisle and do

0:42:02.040 --> 0:42:02.759
<v Speaker 5>a like a.

0:42:03.280 --> 0:42:04.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm on the court.

0:42:04.960 --> 0:42:07.720
<v Speaker 5>You're offering it to everyone from the court.

0:42:08.000 --> 0:42:09.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm going out there.

0:42:09.000 --> 0:42:11.719
<v Speaker 5>And people are getting to say if they want it

0:42:11.800 --> 0:42:15.160
<v Speaker 5>or not. In the crowd, each person gets to say

0:42:15.160 --> 0:42:17.200
<v Speaker 5>whether they want it or not that one by one.

0:42:17.280 --> 0:42:18.799
<v Speaker 2>I'm going by one.

0:42:18.880 --> 0:42:23.200
<v Speaker 1>I've got a huge backpack, insulated backpack full of grape.

0:42:23.000 --> 0:42:29.520
<v Speaker 5>Leaves, dolmas. Okay, let me know if you want you

0:42:29.560 --> 0:42:34.600
<v Speaker 5>have enough dolmas, which you said the backpack is insulated,

0:42:36.200 --> 0:42:41.560
<v Speaker 5>then these have to be. So they are created, and

0:42:41.600 --> 0:42:45.200
<v Speaker 5>you made them, purchased, you bought them.

0:42:45.239 --> 0:42:48.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm the snack giver, not the snack maker. That's a

0:42:48.200 --> 0:42:48.719
<v Speaker 2>different job.

0:42:48.760 --> 0:42:52.560
<v Speaker 1>In the arena, underneath the arena, the snacks are made, milk,

0:42:52.600 --> 0:42:53.400
<v Speaker 1>milk lemonade.

0:42:54.160 --> 0:42:56.280
<v Speaker 2>Under the arena, the snacks are made.

0:42:56.960 --> 0:42:59.680
<v Speaker 5>So you bought the grape leaves from under the arena,

0:43:00.080 --> 0:43:00.720
<v Speaker 5>brought them.

0:43:00.920 --> 0:43:01.879
<v Speaker 2>I didn't buy them.

0:43:02.040 --> 0:43:05.439
<v Speaker 5>I just brought them. You said you purchased those.

0:43:11.000 --> 0:43:14.520
<v Speaker 2>No, you're not listening. So I went down to under

0:43:14.520 --> 0:43:15.040
<v Speaker 2>the arena.

0:43:15.280 --> 0:43:19.759
<v Speaker 1>Uh huh where the mink lemonade down the corners made,

0:43:20.080 --> 0:43:23.040
<v Speaker 1>and then I get the grape leaves. I put them

0:43:23.040 --> 0:43:28.520
<v Speaker 1>in my insulated backpack. Okay, huge, And then I go

0:43:28.719 --> 0:43:31.080
<v Speaker 1>up to the court and just like in between plays

0:43:31.080 --> 0:43:32.799
<v Speaker 1>like I'm not being disruptive.

0:43:32.680 --> 0:43:36.480
<v Speaker 5>And here I think, but that's so, that's way too

0:43:36.480 --> 0:43:38.600
<v Speaker 5>many people to have grape leaves for everyone. But the

0:43:38.600 --> 0:43:41.920
<v Speaker 5>truth is people probably mostly don't want them.

0:43:42.360 --> 0:43:44.160
<v Speaker 2>Mostly people don't want them.

0:43:44.480 --> 0:43:47.439
<v Speaker 5>So you you found you don't actually have to bring

0:43:47.520 --> 0:43:48.720
<v Speaker 5>that many grape leaves.

0:43:48.800 --> 0:43:52.000
<v Speaker 1>One backpack full of grape leaves is usually big. It's

0:43:52.000 --> 0:43:52.800
<v Speaker 1>a big backpack.

0:43:52.880 --> 0:43:54.120
<v Speaker 2>So it's still hunt.

0:43:54.040 --> 0:43:58.480
<v Speaker 5>Out of the say like twelve thousand people in at

0:43:58.520 --> 0:44:02.280
<v Speaker 5>an NBA game, how many of them are having grape leaves.

0:44:02.280 --> 0:44:04.760
<v Speaker 2>It's like, not that many. It's just like eleven thousand.

0:44:04.600 --> 0:44:08.040
<v Speaker 5>Eleven thousand of them are having grape leaves. So to me,

0:44:08.160 --> 0:44:10.799
<v Speaker 5>that's a lot, well to you. To me, out of

0:44:10.800 --> 0:44:12.120
<v Speaker 5>twelve thousand, that's a lot.

0:44:12.200 --> 0:44:14.680
<v Speaker 1>But see, I have a huge extended family, so I'm

0:44:14.760 --> 0:44:15.880
<v Speaker 1>used to that kind of stuff.

0:44:16.320 --> 0:44:17.360
<v Speaker 2>So maybe it's cultural.

0:44:17.920 --> 0:44:21.640
<v Speaker 5>Okay, so this is all This is starting to make

0:44:21.680 --> 0:44:25.320
<v Speaker 5>me think of the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding

0:44:26.800 --> 0:44:30.279
<v Speaker 5>because of the grape leaves. Because of you talking about

0:44:30.280 --> 0:44:34.120
<v Speaker 5>your huge extended family feeding everyone grape leaves, that's kind of.

0:44:34.040 --> 0:44:35.879
<v Speaker 2>It's an interesting connection to the read like.

0:44:35.880 --> 0:44:38.200
<v Speaker 5>The thing that happens in that movie you don't you

0:44:38.200 --> 0:44:40.680
<v Speaker 5>think that's wrong? You think that was unfair of me

0:44:40.760 --> 0:44:42.120
<v Speaker 5>to think about by big fat Greek.

0:44:42.400 --> 0:44:44.879
<v Speaker 2>I was saying, it's an interesting connection for you to make.

0:44:45.000 --> 0:44:54.319
<v Speaker 5>Mm hm. Okay, did Sean leave? Sean did leave?

0:44:54.360 --> 0:44:57.560
<v Speaker 2>Sean left right when the going got tough.

0:44:57.640 --> 0:45:00.719
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he left about maybe five minutes ago. What did

0:45:00.760 --> 0:45:01.680
<v Speaker 5>you do in that time?

0:45:03.920 --> 0:45:05.920
<v Speaker 6>Uh?

0:45:06.120 --> 0:45:10.799
<v Speaker 5>What's your guys favorite dessert? Can we see? Can you

0:45:10.840 --> 0:45:13.360
<v Speaker 5>just take us into the room with your whole family, please, Kevin,

0:45:15.520 --> 0:45:17.360
<v Speaker 5>I went to a different They're upstairs.

0:45:17.440 --> 0:45:18.520
<v Speaker 11>They're on the eighth floor.

0:45:19.120 --> 0:45:20.959
<v Speaker 2>What what floor are you on?

0:45:22.280 --> 0:45:24.680
<v Speaker 5>I just saw someone behind you. I literally just saw

0:45:24.719 --> 0:45:28.720
<v Speaker 5>someone go beside you. You're such a liar. I can't

0:45:28.760 --> 0:45:33.279
<v Speaker 5>believe everyone's lying on the show. Just go show you

0:45:33.440 --> 0:45:35.760
<v Speaker 5>just she just lied and she said that she didn't

0:45:36.400 --> 0:45:37.280
<v Speaker 5>buy the Dolmas.

0:45:37.440 --> 0:45:40.919
<v Speaker 2>I've never lied listening, but you know I've never lied.

0:45:41.239 --> 0:45:44.360
<v Speaker 5>Wait, Kevin, we were just talking about huge families. Go

0:45:44.480 --> 0:45:46.640
<v Speaker 5>show everyone. Go show us your huge family.

0:45:47.280 --> 0:45:48.440
<v Speaker 11>Okay, here they all are.

0:45:49.360 --> 0:45:50.399
<v Speaker 4>Oh bye.

0:45:52.120 --> 0:46:02.240
<v Speaker 10>Bye me, Trumps.

0:46:16.440 --> 0:46:19.120
<v Speaker 13>You wake up late for school and you don't brush

0:46:19.120 --> 0:46:19.720
<v Speaker 13>your teeth.

0:46:22.080 --> 0:46:25.239
<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, this is brutal. Ask your mom please, But.

0:46:25.400 --> 0:46:31.640
<v Speaker 13>She still says brush your teeth again. You missed two

0:46:31.800 --> 0:46:32.880
<v Speaker 13>classes because.

0:46:32.640 --> 0:46:34.040
<v Speaker 5>You didn't brush your teeth.

0:46:37.960 --> 0:46:40.799
<v Speaker 13>But your teacher preaches class like, you really need to

0:46:40.840 --> 0:46:55.480
<v Speaker 13>brush your teeth. You gotta brush your teeth and pah, okay,

0:46:56.080 --> 0:47:03.840
<v Speaker 13>the top teeth look they're pretty good, but those bottom

0:47:03.960 --> 0:47:05.000
<v Speaker 13>teeth look like.

0:47:05.000 --> 0:47:06.280
<v Speaker 5>A piece of one.

0:47:08.120 --> 0:47:17.240
<v Speaker 13>Come on, Kevin, living at home is such a problem

0:47:17.440 --> 0:47:20.600
<v Speaker 13>because your teeth need a little work in the bottom area.

0:47:20.680 --> 0:47:22.840
<v Speaker 10>It's a problem.

0:47:23.360 --> 0:47:23.880
<v Speaker 5>Busted.

0:47:24.120 --> 0:47:32.520
<v Speaker 13>You gotta brush your teeth, specifically the bottom area.

0:47:33.320 --> 0:47:35.160
<v Speaker 5>That's it, Thank you. I need something better to go

0:47:35.200 --> 0:47:36.760
<v Speaker 5>out on, Kevin. You have to keep going.

0:47:36.880 --> 0:47:51.759
<v Speaker 14>Sorry, you gotta brush.

0:47:47.280 --> 0:47:49.239
<v Speaker 5>So you have some over, some real time to think

0:47:49.239 --> 0:47:51.560
<v Speaker 5>about it. But I really need like a like a

0:47:51.760 --> 0:47:56.399
<v Speaker 5>really either super mean or like just a really good

0:47:56.400 --> 0:47:57.200
<v Speaker 5>line to get out on.

0:47:57.840 --> 0:48:04.480
<v Speaker 13>You have a cavity, and we didn't discuss sin. But

0:48:04.600 --> 0:48:08.160
<v Speaker 13>I'm here and sorry me drop it's gonna hurt.

0:48:08.920 --> 0:48:11.240
<v Speaker 5>Okay, so not there.

0:48:11.840 --> 0:48:13.080
<v Speaker 10>I'm gonna rip it out.

0:48:14.239 --> 0:48:16.120
<v Speaker 5>That's right, doctors in.

0:48:18.520 --> 0:48:21.840
<v Speaker 13>Side out of the second song, we're gonna attack that chin.

0:48:22.239 --> 0:48:25.200
<v Speaker 5>Whoa, whoa. She didn't offer that.

0:48:25.320 --> 0:48:31.280
<v Speaker 13>You gotta brush your teeth and address the cavity.

0:48:32.920 --> 0:48:34.080
<v Speaker 2>What's wrong with my chin?

0:48:35.160 --> 0:48:35.440
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

0:48:35.560 --> 0:48:35.840
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:48:36.719 --> 0:48:43.000
<v Speaker 13>You gotta brush your teeth and floes the bottom ones.

0:48:48.040 --> 0:49:03.600
<v Speaker 5>Okay, let's think gums are bleeding. M h, we need

0:49:03.640 --> 0:49:05.040
<v Speaker 5>to talk about that too.

0:49:05.120 --> 0:49:08.040
<v Speaker 14>It's okay, we're not gonna get it.

0:49:08.080 --> 0:49:11.360
<v Speaker 10>Byelywood, Hamburg