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Speaker 1: Welcome to Creature feature production of I Heart Radio. I'm

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Speaker 1: your host of Many Parasites, Katie Golden. I studied psychology

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Speaker 1: and evolutionary biology, and today on the show, how do

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Speaker 1: you get around the world when you're just a little dude?

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Speaker 1: Life is tough on these teeny tiny's and so they

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Speaker 1: need creative solutions to be able to get around without

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Speaker 1: being immediately destroyed. From the world's idious videous snail to

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Speaker 1: dastardly little fish to the littlest cowboys getting up in

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Speaker 1: the sea. We're looking at some cuties who are sometimes

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Speaker 1: surprisingly devious. Discover the some more as we answer the

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Speaker 1: age old question. Maybe she's born with it, Maybe it's

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Speaker 1: poops on spikes. Joining me today is front of the

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Speaker 1: show brilliant comedian with a background in biotech, Pulo Viganalen, welcome, alright, Hi,

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Speaker 1: I'm happy to be here again. So we're just talking

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Speaker 1: about little time, little tie guys, little little teeny tiny's, uh,

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Speaker 1: and you know it can be it can be rough

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Speaker 1: on a little teeny tiny trying to navigate the world

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Speaker 1: that is so much bigger. Being a voice for the

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Speaker 1: voiceless right now, exactly the voice for the teeniest and

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Speaker 1: tiniest of snails, which when you take them all together

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Speaker 1: as like a voting block, you know, pretty significant. So

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Speaker 1: have you heard the news that they discovered a new

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Speaker 1: tiniest snail. I have not kept up on my snail news.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I mean, I have subscribed to Snails

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Speaker 1: Galore bi weekly. So I'm up to come through snail mail.

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Speaker 1: I'm done. Good bye, You're done, banned from comedy forever.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I know, the smallest land snail in all

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Speaker 1: the land, I guess has been discovered. So these are

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Speaker 1: snails that are so teeny tiny. The adults are literally

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Speaker 1: the size of a grain of sand. You can fit

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Speaker 1: more than one of them on the tip of a

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Speaker 1: ballpoint pin. So these are called Augusta pilla salmion and

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Speaker 1: they were found in northern Vietnam. They are point six

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Speaker 1: millimeters in diameter and uh, For some reason, researchers thought

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Speaker 1: the best way to illustrate how small they were would

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Speaker 1: be to take a picture of a bunch of the

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Speaker 1: little snails inside a clear pill capsule, which just makes

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Speaker 1: me think of some kind of weird snail medicine made

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Speaker 1: out of just like swallowing a bunch of snails. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it definitely isn't an appealing visual. Now, I'm like, what

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Speaker 1: if we just can't see their snails in our medicine?

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Speaker 1: Now you always think like is it just inside this pill?

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Speaker 1: Is it just a bunch of little snails? Is this

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Speaker 1: a secret doctors don't want us to find out about?

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Speaker 1: This is gonna be when it Faltra is so close

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Speaker 1: to selling this right now, it's gonna be on It's

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Speaker 1: gonna be on Joe Rogan Show. He's in a lot

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Speaker 1: of hot water right now, rightfully, so, so he's probably

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Speaker 1: take it out on these snails, gonna take it down

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Speaker 1: these snails. He's gonna try to sell it like as

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Speaker 1: a coronavirus. Here, just pillful of snails? Why not? Why not?

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Speaker 1: So one of the issues with being this tiny when

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Speaker 1: you're a snail is how you move around without dying? So,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, yeah, because snails are notoriously slow. And

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Speaker 1: then when you're living on the tip of a ballpoint pen,

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Speaker 1: how do you get down the pen? Wow? Incredible exactly.

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Speaker 1: So you don't get down from a pen, you get

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Speaker 1: down from a duck. That's snail humor. It actually it

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Speaker 1: actually works. It hits really well with an audience of

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Speaker 1: these tiny snails just just so you know, I'm just

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Speaker 1: imagining them like the the Little Aliens and Toy story,

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Speaker 1: to leave the cozy moisteness of their shells and expose

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Speaker 1: their fleshy parts which is a lovely sentence that I

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Speaker 1: just said out loud, in order to travel along surfaces,

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Speaker 1: but this actually exposes them to being dried out. So

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Speaker 1: and that slime trail is actually really interesting because it

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Speaker 1: the snail's body, in order to move and also to

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Speaker 1: it's gotta it's gotta be damp. It's a little a

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Speaker 1: But do they like make their little slip and slide

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Speaker 1: bet you that they can and if it's you know if,

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Speaker 1: but if it's kind of dried out longer, maybe they can't.

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Speaker 1: But that's a really good question. And now you've got

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Speaker 1: me wondering if snails ever used that strategy to like

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Speaker 1: follow up the nails for mating. Now I'm imagining little

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Speaker 1: done by snails. Yeah, well there's a slime trail leading

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Speaker 1: Sounds like a funeral. So, uh, these little ta tiny snails. Uh,

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Speaker 1: their problem is when you're small, it's really hard to

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Speaker 1: retain moisture. A lot of insects or other arthropods that

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Speaker 1: dry out. So like a tiny ant, it has this

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Speaker 1: You can actually use diet Tomacious Earth, which is this

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Speaker 1: heard about dietomaceous earth. It's made out of billions and

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Speaker 1: this this dietomacious earth. It's a powdery substance, highly highly absorbent,

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Speaker 1: But the point of that is, like the ant normally

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Speaker 1: It has that hard cuticle that protects it. But these

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Speaker 1: little snails do not have a hard cuticle. They have

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Speaker 1: their shell. They also have a little door to the shell.

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Speaker 1: It's called an operculum. It's like that little you know

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Speaker 1: That's what that is. So how do these teeny tiny

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Speaker 1: snails survive without drying out? Skincare a lot of moisturizing

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Speaker 1: acial products. Listen, they've been in Hollywood. They know this

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Speaker 1: is just an advertisement for like Lourel, those Korean masks. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, I do you

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Speaker 1: know how many snails had to die to make the Yeah? No,

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Speaker 1: they have made those masks out of snail slime, right

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Speaker 1: like that they have, Yes, yes, there are I'm fully joking.

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Speaker 1: I had no idea. Yeah, yeah, there's snail slime lotion.

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Speaker 1: Uh and like snail slime masks, it's supposed to be

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Speaker 1: highly moisturizing. Oh my god, what did we do to

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Speaker 1: the snails? Melt them? That's gross, So sad for the snails.

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Speaker 1: like by point something of a millimeter. And this snail

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Speaker 1: exactly exactly. So the reason for this like poop jewelry.

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Speaker 1: they think that the dung pearls may actually, first of all,

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Speaker 1: revitalizing power of tiny dung pearls. So again, Lourel, think

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Speaker 1: about it. No, there's no like and Paltrow is not

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Speaker 1: is a side note, but I feel like she has

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Speaker 1: like a humiliation thing where she loves watching women right right.

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Speaker 1: She she gets off on other women being humiliated just

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Speaker 1: what she can tell them. She's like, put this in

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Speaker 1: they're like yeah, and she's like, perfect, no, wear this

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Speaker 1: snail poop on your face. Did you do it? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, you actually did it? So hot? So polo V.

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Speaker 1: I feel like we've all become a little more sedentary

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Speaker 1: like when you are encouraged to stay indoors for your health,

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Speaker 1: then it's like, all right, uh, but you've been indoors

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Speaker 1: when you look at it, it looks like a little

421
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:40,080
Speaker 1: fish kind of thrashing around like right on the tip

422
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 1: of a muscle. It doesn't look like it's part of

423
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 1: the muscle. Is that part of what it constantly has

424
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 1: or does it only develop that like when it's ready

425
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 1: to spray? No, it constantly has that, So it's it's

426
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 1: just part of it's just part of the muscle um.

427
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 1: But it'll move it. It can move it around, and

428
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 1: it's sort of like extrudes it and twitch is it

429
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 1: around when it wants to, uh, you know, forcibly force

430
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 1: a fish to become a babysitter in the worst way.

431
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 1: That's like a horror movie babysitter. Yeah, I mean it's

432
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 1: already a horror movie just to be a forced babysitter.

433
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 1: But then add on top of that that's sort of

434
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 1: like indo parasite thing terrible, always asking if their games

435
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 1: on your phone. So there are actually other muscles that

436
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 1: developed a different technique, so they produce packets that contain

437
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 1: their larva. So it's like it's just this packwood package

438
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 1: full of muscle larva, and so they need the fish

439
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 1: to want to uh open up this package though, so

440
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 1: they actually disguise these packages as things like fly larva

441
00:29:56,640 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 1: or invertebrates with fake ice spots and scales. Remember those

442
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 1: pictures I showed you of the little worm wormy fish

443
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 1: looking things and that other weird thing that looks like

444
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 1: some kind of invertebrate or maybe even like a little

445
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 1: like catfish larva or something. Those are not eyes, those

446
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 1: are not mouths. Those are just clever coloration on these packets,

447
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 1: just disguised as some bigger creature. And then when the

448
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 1: fish bites into it, it breaks open like a parasite pinata,

449
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 1: and all of these muscle babies infect the fishes gills.

450
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 1: Some of them are like an attachment in the muscles

451
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:42,240
Speaker 1: still spring it, and others are like little packets exactly

452
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 1: exactly little Trojan horses, except full of parasites Trojan babies,

453
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: Trojan babies, which is not good marketing for that condom company. No, No,

454
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,240
Speaker 1: kind of the opposite thing that you're trying to trying

455
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 1: to market for. Yeah, but it also sounds a little

456
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 1: bit like Muppet babies. Muppet b babies. Yeah, Trojan parasite

457
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 1: babies get fun. That'd be a fun show. Yeah, looking

458
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 1: for They're always looking for reboots, so why not do

459
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 1: a reboot? But Kermit is like teeny tiny and there's

460
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 1: like hundreds of them. Any gets inside your lungs and

461
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 1: then you just explode with piggies lungs and she's happy

462
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 1: with it. Oh, miss Piggy. It would be fun to

463
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 1: like for there to be Alien recreated. But with Miss Piggy, yeah,

464
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like I've seen her like

465
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 1: blown up in something before and stomping around right, Yeah,

466
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 1: I mean that would make sense. I think she was

467
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 1: in Pigs and Space or something, but like I want

468
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 1: to see her as uh, you know who's the main

469
00:31:52,400 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 1: protagonist in Alien? No, I can't remember, Lady mctough galurand no, no,

470
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 1: it's isn't it um No, it's not Susan Surandon and

471
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 1: it's not activity a yogurt lady, it's the other one. Yes, no,

472
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 1: Jamie Lee Curtis is the activity activityal yogurt lady. No, no no, no,

473
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 1: it's the other person. God, why have we not? Don't

474
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: this episode? We're watching alien Sigourney Weaver. There is the story.

475
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 1: I can't even say our names, Sigourney Weaver and Jamie

476
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 1: Lee Curtis or who I mixing? Why are we talking about?

477
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 1: I think we're pitching this to the Jim Henson Company.

478
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 1: So it's good that we're practicing or walkthrough of it,

479
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 1: Hollywood baby, Okay, all right, so we've talked about tiny spiky,

480
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:03,719
Speaker 1: poop covered snails and parasite Hignada's okay, stop turning me on, right.

481
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 1: I thought we'd have an even an even more heartwarming

482
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 1: story to end with. So what do you do when

483
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 1: you're just a little guy who needs a ride around

484
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 1: the great big ocean? So lots of oceanic creatures, even

485
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 1: ones who grow into a formidable size, will start off

486
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 1: teeny teeny mean seat, So consider the sunfish. Take the

487
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 1: sun flish, God, take the sunfish please? I really see

488
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 1: this is why, this is why you do the stand

489
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 1: up and I don't know. This is why I do

490
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 1: the sit down. You didn't stand up, and I sit

491
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 1: down and and talk from here from my comfortable seat.

492
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: So the sunfish, uh, the sunfish is larva, start off

493
00:33:55,760 --> 00:34:00,080
Speaker 1: only a couple millimeters wide, and they grow into the

494
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 1: biggest bony fish in the ocean. Yeah, I was gonna

495
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 1: say the sunfish is like huge, very massive. Yeah, so

496
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,880
Speaker 1: they're not they're not the biggest fish in the ocean

497
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 1: because that are those are sharks. But the sharks are

498
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 1: made out of cartilage. There are bony fish rather than

499
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 1: cartilyginous fish, and the biggest bony fish is the sunfish,

500
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: and they grew up to over two thousand pounds or

501
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 1: one thousand kilograms. But they start off as just this

502
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 1: little tiny pea. Oh my gosh, I'm looking at them.

503
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:35,360
Speaker 1: I'm looking at them in like someone's hand, and they

504
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 1: look so cute and so frightened. And then they're like

505
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 1: giant next to this like grown person. Yeah. Yeah, it

506
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 1: looks so ridiculous. It looks so silly. What a life, Right,

507
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,319
Speaker 1: You start off as a little spiky pea and then

508
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 1: you just grow into a giant, angry pancake. Yeah, I

509
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:57,879
Speaker 1: feel like that they're like chill though they look too

510
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:01,319
Speaker 1: silly to be angry. That's true. That's true. Maybe when

511
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 1: they're the little tiny spiky p that's when they're angry

512
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 1: because they got a chip on their shoulder and they're

513
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 1: just a little, a little tiny spike ball against the world.

514
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,919
Speaker 1: But then when they're a giant pancake, it's like whatever, man,

515
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 1: that's crazy. Can you imagine? Like I feel like people

516
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 1: would be easily duped into buying the little spiky peas

517
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 1: and thinking that they're like mini sunfish, and then they

518
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 1: grow up and they were like, yeah, you gotta keep

519
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,279
Speaker 1: these big so you can get some sea monkeys, and

520
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 1: then they just grow to the size of like your

521
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 1: entire room. Yeah, it's so crazy, they're so big. But yes,

522
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 1: they're so big and silly looking. Yeah, they're just the

523
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 1: they're just and just the fact they're so flat and

524
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 1: then they've got these huge eyes. I don't know, I

525
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 1: love it. There's their mouths are like like circular, so

526
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 1: it's like they look like they're constantly like out of breath.

527
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 1: There was that video of that Bostonian guy freaking out

528
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:59,799
Speaker 1: about the sunfish. Do you remember that, No, I don't.

529
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play just a little clip from it to avoid,

530
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,239
Speaker 1: you know, copyright problems. But let me see if I

531
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 1: can find it. That thing is big, Jay? What is

532
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:18,479
Speaker 1: that thing? It looks hurt. That thing looks hurt, Jake, Jay,

533
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:22,839
Speaker 1: that thing is hurt. Bro, Holy look at this thing?

534
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:29,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god? What is that? Bro? Jerry? What then?

535
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 1: Is that? We gotta call the aquarium a shothing? We

536
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 1: gotta we gotta call aquarium of something? Dude, a well

537
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 1: meaning Bostonian guy was a recipe for a viral video. Now,

538
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 1: what he's concerned about for the fish's safety is that

539
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 1: sunfish do you tend to sort of lie in a

540
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 1: horizontal fashion. They like near the surface. But they're fine.

541
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it that they just like to do that.

542
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 1: They're actually so. My point in bringing up the sunfish,

543
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:11,879
Speaker 1: other than to share with you that wonderful uh concerned

544
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:17,880
Speaker 1: citizen Bostonian, is that in the ocean, even big animals

545
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:21,879
Speaker 1: or medium sized animals can start off really tiny, and

546
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,400
Speaker 1: their chances of survival when they're really tiny are typically

547
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,479
Speaker 1: pretty low. So there's a ton of them. Usually there

548
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:30,799
Speaker 1: there will be like a ton of offspring. That's the

549
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 1: case with the sunfish. They like have thousands and thousands

550
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 1: of offspring at once, and so just statistically speaking, some

551
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 1: of them have to survive. In fact, in the ocean,

552
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 1: the largest mass migration happens every day. So from the

553
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 1: depths of the ocean to the uppermost layer of the ocean.

554
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 1: All of these little tiny animal babies, including like zooplank

555
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 1: things that stay small and things that start off small,

556
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 1: will make this big migration from the twilight zone, which

557
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 1: is a real area in the ocean where it's it's

558
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 1: basically because only a little bit of light gets that

559
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 1: deep into the ocean. Oh, that's what it's called. Yes,

560
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:20,720
Speaker 1: And then in the less fun name is the mesopleagic zone. Um,

561
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:31,319
Speaker 1: but the TV show you have entered the mesoplatic zone. Yeah,

562
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,400
Speaker 1: it was a hard sell for Rod Sterling before he

563
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 1: discovered there was another name that he could use. Uh So,

564
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 1: but yeah, at night they will move to the uppermost

565
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,799
Speaker 1: layer of the ocean because even though they like to

566
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 1: stay in that twilight zone during the day, because even

567
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:50,399
Speaker 1: though that area is less nutrient dense than the upper

568
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:53,760
Speaker 1: layers of the ocean, it's safer during the day because

569
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:57,799
Speaker 1: of the lack of light makes the tiny zooplankton less

570
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:01,320
Speaker 1: detectable by predators. So that's just to get you acquainted

571
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 1: with how there are these animals in the ocean that

572
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 1: they start off life really tiny and they need to

573
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 1: figure out creative ways to get around. So I think

574
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 1: it's great that they have so many children, like my

575
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 1: parents had to hoping one would not disappoint them, and

576
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 1: it worked. Listen, you're you're your five thousand other brothers

577
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:29,440
Speaker 1: and sisters are are they went to grad school. They

578
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:32,839
Speaker 1: went to grad school some you know, like and you

579
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 1: other five thousand wanted to be an artist artist. Yeah,

580
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 1: that that does put sibling rivalries into the perspective because

581
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 1: then at least you don't have to like do better

582
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 1: in karate against like ten thousand other siblings. Yeah, that

583
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 1: seems like a lot fight to the death. Oh that's

584
00:39:55,080 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 1: why they called it squid gay Oh god, terrifying. So basically,

585
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 1: when you're a little tiny dude in the ocean, you

586
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 1: gotta get around somehow, and you gotta get around without

587
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 1: being eaten, and you also got to get around being

588
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:16,360
Speaker 1: able to find food. Um, well, there is a little

589
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:19,799
Speaker 1: critter that has found a way to yeehaw. It's way

590
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 1: around by riding a jellyfish. So the jellyfish rider is

591
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 1: this tiny, transparent arthropod that will someday grow into the

592
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:37,400
Speaker 1: smooth fan lobster. So everything on this show is always lies.

593
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 1: Never trust me when I call anything anything, because even

594
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 1: though this is a type of slipper lobster, it is

595
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 1: not a true lobster. They're not that closely related to

596
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 1: like our familiar friend the lobster, which I feel like

597
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 1: it's it's funny to me when they're like, this is

598
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 1: not a true lobster, because it's like, um, actually that's

599
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:00,520
Speaker 1: the no true Scotsman fallacy. Who are you to say

600
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:04,439
Speaker 1: that's not a true lobster? Um? But yeah, so they

601
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:09,399
Speaker 1: are a crustacean decapod related to rock lobsters. So rock

602
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:13,839
Speaker 1: lobsters are not true lobsters. Uh, they're just that they

603
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:17,359
Speaker 1: are the most catchy one. Yeah. Yeah, they're in that

604
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 1: that like B fifty two song. Yeah yeah that was

605
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:27,359
Speaker 1: what what what species representation from the incredible incredible job.

606
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 1: I didn't get it when I was a kid. I

607
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 1: thought it was like they were saying, like, this is

608
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 1: a lobster who rocks, yeah, or is that what they're saying.

609
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:42,439
Speaker 1: I think that is. I think it can be both things,

610
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 1: double meaning. It's such a deep song truly, it wasn't

611
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:49,520
Speaker 1: a rock it was a rock lobster. Ah, it makes

612
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:54,760
Speaker 1: you think, So this one does look like a slipper lobster,

613
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 1: like very aptly name. Yeah, it's like kind of flat.

614
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:01,520
Speaker 1: It kind of looks like could wear it as a slipper.

615
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 1: I don't recommend it. That'd be the like when you

616
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 1: go scuba diving, the little flippers you wear. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

617
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 1: it should be called the flipper lobster. The slipper lobster

618
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 1: who's not a lobster includes a variety of species, the

619
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 1: largest of which can grow up to almost two ft

620
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 1: or fifty centimeters long. So they're formidable, and like you said,

621
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 1: they kind of look like a weird flipper. They're kind

622
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 1: of like a lobster, but they're flatter, more triangular shaped.

623
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 1: They don't really have large front claws. They just have

624
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 1: these weird flat antenna. It's like so messed up that

625
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 1: we name them for things that we could use them as.

626
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 1: We're like, what is this? What what article of clothing

627
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 1: for humans? Does this look like? Right, it's just like

628
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 1: who were the sailors who were so I guess like

629
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Speaker 1: just scourged with scurvy that they're like, I'm gonna put

630
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Speaker 1: the lobster on my feet. Um. So the larva of

631
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Speaker 1: these slipper lobsters are much tinier on the order of millimeters,

632
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Speaker 1: so they have figured out a pretty great way of

633
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Speaker 1: getting around. So they hit your ride on a jellyfish.

634
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Speaker 1: So you can see these little dudes sitting on jellyfish

635
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 1: having the having the time in their lives. That's that's

636
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:31,959
Speaker 1: got to be like a really fun ride just because

637
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 1: of how a jellyfish moves, the motion of them, of

638
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 1: their trajectory. And then also like everybody's scared of like

639
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 1: all people are like I don't want to get caught

640
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 1: up in all these jelly things, Like I don't want

641
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 1: to get stung by jellyfish. And these dudes are like

642
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 1: ratitude eng them from the not actually, but like they're

643
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:55,240
Speaker 1: just like on top of them, just chilling fully avoiding

644
00:43:55,239 --> 00:44:00,720
Speaker 1: the stings. I mean speaking of ratitui and stings. Uh,

645
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 1: these jellyfish are Gormond's and essentially they eat their ride.

646
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:09,920
Speaker 1: So it'd be like if ratitui was eating the dude

647
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Speaker 1: in the movie. In addition to Ratitui two. Uh, if

648
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 1: you can't stand the heat, get in them out of

649
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 1: the kitchen because I'm going to eat you. It needs work.

650
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 1: It does need to work. Admit it needs workshopping. I

651
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 1: think we have at least four solid pitches for Hollywood

652
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 1: from this podcast. We do. We have, uh, parasite Pinonta babies.

653
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: We got, we got you know, Rattatui two. Um gets

654
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 1: who's gets Who's dinner? And because who is dinner? Because

655
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat you. That's that's the name of it.

656
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 1: That's that's the kind of like sort of like incisive

657
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 1: witty humor that Picks are. Really. That's what I literally

658
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,760
Speaker 1: was going to say. We're like, we're like bizarro Pixar

659
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:05,840
Speaker 1: because we're like we're still like humanizing all of these

660
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 1: like animal type creatures, but in like a really messed

661
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:13,320
Speaker 1: up way, in a more realistic way. Yeah, I would

662
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:17,320
Speaker 1: love a Pixar movie that's just you know, the same

663
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:23,279
Speaker 1: fun rendering, but just straight up you know, disturbed disturbs

664
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:27,280
Speaker 1: like a finding Nemo or Nemo just gets completely eaten

665
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 1: by a bob at worm. Oh my god, So these

666
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 1: little these little jellyfish riders will sit on the back

667
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 1: of a jellyfish and ride it around the ocean and

668
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,719
Speaker 1: they will get an in flight meal made out of

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00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 1: the very jellyfish that they are riding. So the slipper

670
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 1: lobster larva will uh nibble on the venomous tentacles of

671
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:55,719
Speaker 1: the lobster, which of the jellyfish of the jellyfish. Yes, sorry,

672
00:45:55,760 --> 00:46:00,000
Speaker 1: they will nibble on the venomous tentacles of the jellyfish.

673
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 1: So it doesn't it doesn't hurt them, Yeah, it doesn't.

674
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 1: And this is really weird. So researchers have looked into

675
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:10,879
Speaker 1: why this doesn't hurt them, and they've found that, first

676
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,319
Speaker 1: of all, they have First of all, they have this

677
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 1: very fastidious grooming that they do between eating. So they

678
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 1: have these tiny comb like projections on their legs and

679
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:27,839
Speaker 1: they can use telling me, these lobsters are wearing bibs. Now,

680
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 1: it's not exactly bibbs. It's like if you had like

681
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,279
Speaker 1: brush is attached to your hands, so every time you

682
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 1: get crumbs on you, you just kind of like brush

683
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 1: them off, But the crumbs are toxic stinging crumbs, right, Yeah,

684
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:48,359
Speaker 1: that makes sense, right, but you maybe, yeah, like like

685
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 1: when you want to eat your stinging spaghetti, you gotta

686
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:57,000
Speaker 1: have hand brushes to clean clean it off. Wow. Yeah,

687
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 1: I hope this. I hope people are getting it from

688
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:06,399
Speaker 1: it from these analogies some kind of yeah, some kind

689
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 1: of I need a cooking show for these little lobsters.

690
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 1: Little little baby is just like, now you know you

691
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:16,360
Speaker 1: want you want, you want those us And then jellyfish

692
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 1: tentacles al dente And then does it is a jellyfish

693
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:25,399
Speaker 1: surviving still? It's yeah, it's probably not great for it,

694
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:27,840
Speaker 1: but they can survive the loss of a couple of

695
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:31,919
Speaker 1: tentacles because after all, like it's still getting transportation from

696
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:35,399
Speaker 1: this jellyfish. So and then oh yes, they don't want

697
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:38,799
Speaker 1: to kill it right away. And then, um, there's one

698
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:41,840
Speaker 1: on this jellyfish. Is it like one per jellyfish or

699
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 1: they're multiple? Typically it's one one per jellyfish. I'm sure

700
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 1: there are cases where there's more than one per jellyfish,

701
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:53,759
Speaker 1: but yeah, all the ones I've seen have been one

702
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 1: per jellyfish. So no, like real energy efficient public transportation

703
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:03,919
Speaker 1: for these jellyfish or for these slipper lobsters. Also, when

704
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:07,359
Speaker 1: they eat the stinging tentacles, you may wander like, Hey,

705
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 1: how does that not like kill them from the inside out. Well, uh,

706
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 1: there is a membrane inside the slipper lobster gut that

707
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 1: coats the stinging cells which protects them from internal damage.

708
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:23,800
Speaker 1: So that's like how we have acid in our stomach,

709
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:27,440
Speaker 1: that we have epithelia in lining our stomachs, so that

710
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 1: like you know, we don't eat have our stomach acid,

711
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:33,279
Speaker 1: eat our own That's right, that's right. I mean, if

712
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:39,239
Speaker 1: you've ever wondered why doesn't our own digestive juices digest ourselves,

713
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: it's exactly what Polvi just said. And then of course

714
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 1: when there are problems with that system, we get gastro

715
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:50,800
Speaker 1: intestinal issues. Yep. I will include in the show notes

716
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 1: a video of one of these little dudes riding around

717
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 1: on a jellyfish for you to enjoy. It's set to

718
00:48:57,239 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 1: some real just happy music, real wonderful. I cannot play

719
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 1: it or I will get sued, but pull if you

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00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 1: want to watch it for a minute, I'll give you

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Speaker 1: time to do that. Oh incredible music. Oh my god,

722
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 1: this is like weird. They're like way bigger than I thought. Well,

723
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 1: this is an old so this is an older one.

724
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 1: It's a it's a more developed one. It's getting bigger,

725
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 1: and they start out really tiny and then they get

726
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 1: bigger because they grow into their adult forms. So as

727
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 1: they could be so freaking annoyed if this thing was

728
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 1: on my head, just like eating my parts. It's it

729
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 1: looks so big and then it's got little like the

730
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 1: little brushes or whatever are just like constantly moving. I'd

731
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:41,680
Speaker 1: be like, you better give me a massage while you're

732
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 1: up there. Are you kidding me? Like I don't want

733
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 1: to like victim blame the jellyfish. But it does look

734
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 1: like spaghetti, right, like you know you can they're they're

735
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:59,280
Speaker 1: they're sentience spaghetti. Come on, spaghetti, barely sentience spaghetti. Sentient

736
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 1: is a little it is, So that's true. So this

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00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:07,440
Speaker 1: is wild though it looks like it's it's like and

738
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:09,360
Speaker 1: it's you know, it went to a bar and it

739
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 1: it got it's trying to impress a lady and it's

740
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 1: like riding a mechanical bowl. Do you think like these

741
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 1: these little guys like compete go to sort of like

742
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 1: a competition where they rev their jellyfish and ride them

743
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:28,440
Speaker 1: around drag raising their jelly face. See there's another Pixar idea.

744
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 1: There we go. Yeah, we gotta we gotta get paid

745
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:35,319
Speaker 1: for this. No more free free idea. Yeah, that's right,

746
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:38,440
Speaker 1: we're you know, if you want access to more of

747
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:41,720
Speaker 1: our wonderful Pixar ideas, do you get you know? Where's

748
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:44,879
Speaker 1: our money? Yeah? Where is our money? Where is it?

749
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:49,480
Speaker 1: Another idea? Taking of money, bringing us to commert No

750
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 1: speaking of money. Spicy spice spaghetti where this? This podcast

751
00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:03,280
Speaker 1: is sponsored by Stinging Spaghetti Box. Spice spice spaghetti sounds

752
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 1: like something from June Spice spaghetti? Spice spaghetti? He Who's he?

753
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 1: Who makes the spice spaghetti? Al Dente? Makes the universe?

754
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:22,239
Speaker 1: Al Dente? Anyways, I'm going to stop before I hurt myself. Um,

755
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 1: but before we go, we have to answer a very

756
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:31,479
Speaker 1: important question. That's that's who's squawking? Who was squawking? Last week?

757
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:35,319
Speaker 1: Every week we play a mry animal sound and I

758
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:39,160
Speaker 1: ask you, Hey, who's squawking? And then you guys right

759
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 1: into me at Creature Feature Pod at gmail dot com

760
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 1: who you think is squawking? And you find out the

761
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 1: subsequent week who it was and guess what it's the

762
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:52,280
Speaker 1: subsequent week. So here we go. The hint I gave

763
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 1: last week was what's a dick? Dick so alarmed about?

764
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 1: Maybe this critter at least once he's grown up. So,

765
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 1: just for some frame of reference, addictic is a little,

766
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 1: tiny antelope with a much more insidious name than it

767
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:12,719
Speaker 1: actually deserves. Um, it's adorable. And so yes, here is

768
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 1: the sound. What so, pelo vi, what do you think

769
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:32,239
Speaker 1: is making that sound? Wait? So you said, like, how

770
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:35,440
Speaker 1: is it related to the dicktic? Okay, so the hint was,

771
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 1: what's addictic so alarmed about? Maybe this critter at least

772
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 1: once he's grown up? Okay, So what would hunt? An

773
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:51,239
Speaker 1: antelope like creature? Tiny antelope? A tiny a tiny antelope

774
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:57,080
Speaker 1: like creature that sounds like like a gym teacher, mad um,

775
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 1: sounds like a whistle going up a little bit. Um.

776
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:06,440
Speaker 1: Is it like some sort of cat, some sort of

777
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:13,759
Speaker 1: wild cat warmer, very warm, like a like a bobcat

778
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:19,279
Speaker 1: type creature, very very close. Yeah, Mountain, let's say yes,

779
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:22,280
Speaker 1: Let's say yes, says the Well, it's not a bobcat,

780
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:27,839
Speaker 1: but it is the carackle. So the carackle is at

781
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 1: least it's a coracle kitten. So this is a wildcat

782
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 1: native to Africa. The Middle East, Pakistan, India in Central Asia.

783
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:40,720
Speaker 1: It has a reddish buff colored coat, a white belly,

784
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:45,520
Speaker 1: and most notably, two very tall ears with dark tufts

785
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 1: of I maybe you didn't know the name, but I

786
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 1: was picturing this cat, but I was picturing the ears

787
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:56,240
Speaker 1: with the thing on top. Oh, I'm so good at animals, Katie.

788
00:53:57,520 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 1: It is kind of it is very similar to a

789
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 1: bob cat, right, with those tufted ears, and it's taller.

790
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:07,320
Speaker 1: It's and it is also a medium sized big cats,

791
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:09,960
Speaker 1: so it's not one of the biggest cats, but it's

792
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 1: a little it's got more of a sleek build. It's

793
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:16,480
Speaker 1: kind of got these tallerly gorgeous. They are absolutely and

794
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,440
Speaker 1: the little tops on top of the ears are just

795
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:24,920
Speaker 1: so cute. It's they They have completely sold me on

796
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:28,319
Speaker 1: this design for a cat. Like the fact that they

797
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:32,239
Speaker 1: have what looks like little feathers on the tops of

798
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 1: their ears, and their eyes are so big when their

799
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:37,800
Speaker 1: mouths are closed, they look so innocent. They look like

800
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 1: a little puss in boots. They really do. And although

801
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:46,720
Speaker 1: they're not like, they're very bad, very bad pets. People

802
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,360
Speaker 1: try to keep them as pets. It's a terrible idea,

803
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 1: not just for the cat, but for the humans. Yeah, people,

804
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 1: why would you keep this predator as a pet, Like,

805
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 1: let it go be free and tufted. We can't ever

806
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 1: see something good in nature without wanting to like possess

807
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 1: the kittens. Yeah, the kittens are so cute. Yeah, it's true.

808
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:12,839
Speaker 1: They also have like little eyebrows that they do grow

809
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 1: out of mostly as adults, but as kittens they have

810
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:19,440
Speaker 1: these like dark spots above their eyes that look like

811
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:24,799
Speaker 1: a you know, like a Marx Brothers you know, the

812
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:32,280
Speaker 1: ground show marks eyebrows or or Eugene Levy eyebrows. Yeah,

813
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:36,800
Speaker 1: it's there. It's it's the vertical. Yeah. They're the perfect

814
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:41,640
Speaker 1: the perfect cat, the optimized and they're redheads. So you know,

815
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 1: I feel, yeah, I feel kindred spirit with with these

816
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:54,279
Speaker 1: crackles and so that that weird like trill is basically

817
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:59,839
Speaker 1: the carackles mew So there now comes with a vibrato

818
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:05,720
Speaker 1: and um they yeah, like that kitten wants to be fed,

819
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 1: so you know you'll have a cat mew at you

820
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 1: for food. This kitten is doing this amazing trill basically

821
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 1: basically to complain, and adults do the same thing. It's

822
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:27,720
Speaker 1: just a little bit of a deeper, deeper sound. Wait,

823
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:31,120
Speaker 1: so for me ows? I thought that domesticated cats like

824
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:35,080
Speaker 1: developed the ability to mew in order to communicate with humans,

825
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 1: but like wildcats also have like their own version of yelling,

826
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:42,479
Speaker 1: but for each other. Yeah, so, so these mews are

827
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:47,320
Speaker 1: for generally for kittens to communicate with their parents, like, hey,

828
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Speaker 1: look at me, I'm here, don't forget about me, don't

829
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:53,759
Speaker 1: leave me behind the meal you're hearing. I don't know

830
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:57,960
Speaker 1: how much wild crackles like mew, but the one that

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00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:01,400
Speaker 1: you were hearing was from one that was in captivity,

832
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,000
Speaker 1: So it may may it may have learned to do

833
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:08,319
Speaker 1: this to provoke a response from its caretaker. Interest. Yes,

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Speaker 1: but they may all they may do it in the

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Speaker 1: wild if they're communicating with another carocle. But yeah, so,

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Speaker 1: but it's just such a weird like it sounds auto tuned,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? It reminds me of how

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Speaker 1: like how the way foxes sound is not at all

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Speaker 1: like what you would think that you know, No, it

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Speaker 1: sounds like a leprecron being murdered. Mm hmm yep. And

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Speaker 1: and and don't ask how me and Katie know that

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Speaker 1: we'll we'll never like we just happened to know after

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Speaker 1: me called coins here me you shut up. I feel

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Speaker 1: like you're allowed to say that because you're a redhead.

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Speaker 1: I am, I mean, I am, and I have, like

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Speaker 1: you know, I've got I've got that Irish, I've got

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Speaker 1: that Irish in me, So I'm allowed. I'm allowed to

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Speaker 1: burner Apricans. Oh my god, evil, we've underth Listen, you

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Speaker 1: don't know Apricaans, but yeah, so onto this week's mystery animal.

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Speaker 1: Sound here is the hint. Damn what a weird baby? Alright,

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Speaker 1: So who do you think is talking there? I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but I want to protect it. Like, I'm like, that

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Speaker 1: is that is a perfect baby cry. It's everything maternal

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Speaker 1: in me is screaming right now. I want to say,

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Speaker 1: it's like some sort of non human primate. We're like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, because I was like, this is too

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Speaker 1: visceral response to my body's experienced something something you want

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Speaker 1: to love and protect. I will do one spoiler so

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Speaker 1: people don't like just start sobbing in the middle of

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Speaker 1: the day when they're listening to this. It is fine.

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Speaker 1: In fact, it's happy, it's it's it's having a good

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Speaker 1: time right now, Okay, yeah. I was definitely like, I

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Speaker 1: need to say this baby. Yeah, yeah, these are these

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Speaker 1: are happy noises that it's making. Um, so do not worry.

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Speaker 1: This is it's a happy baby, but it's it is

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Speaker 1: definitely a weird baby. So if you think you know

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Speaker 1: the answer to this round of guests, who squawk and

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Speaker 1: write them to me at Creature Feature Pod at gmail

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Speaker 1: dot com. Paula V. Thank you so much for joining

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Speaker 1: me today. This was blessed. Thanks for having me. I

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Speaker 1: always learned like the coolest stuff. The last time I

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Speaker 1: was here, I learned about how non human primates don't

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Speaker 1: have the whites of their eyes, right, Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 1: And then I've been literally bringing it up every time

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Speaker 1: I can to everyone I can. People up the street, Hey, listen,

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Speaker 1: did you feel like the reason that Japanese guerrilla is attractive?

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Speaker 1: And they're like, and I'm like, just go with me.

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Speaker 1: It's a hot gorilla. Okay, listen, I'm not where No

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Speaker 1: people are saying it's hot. People are saying people are

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Speaker 1: saying it. Have you heard about this? Have you seen

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Speaker 1: those people are saying this? Yeah? No that that was

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Speaker 1: a great episode. Uh yeah, and so it's been great

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Speaker 1: to have you back on and where can people find you?

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Speaker 1: I am everywhere at Paula Vignal and p A L

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Speaker 1: l A v I g U n A l A

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Speaker 1: n UM. I've been pretty active on Twitter and Instagram.

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Speaker 1: I'm also on TikTok and Clubhouse. Um. We are running

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Speaker 1: our shows again starting in March, hopefully infection rates continue

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Speaker 1: to fall down over here in Los Angeles and I

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Speaker 1: run a show called Funnelingus and another show called Facial

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Speaker 1: Recognition Comedy with my co producers. And funnel Lingus is

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Speaker 1: the first time of the month at Hotel Cafe at

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Speaker 1: a PM, and a Facial Recognition Comedy is usually the

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Speaker 1: second Thursday of the month. I think March we might

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Speaker 1: we might move it. Um, but yeah, in April we

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Speaker 1: should be back. Um. But yeah, come come find me,

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Speaker 1: come see us perform. Please do that. I highly recommend it,

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Speaker 1: and thank you guys so much for joining me. If

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Speaker 1: you're enjoying the show, if you leave a rating in

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Speaker 1: a review, I am maternally grateful. I read all the

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Speaker 1: reviews and I really appreciate it all the feedback, both

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Speaker 1: constructive and kind. And yeah, and what else am I

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Speaker 1: going to say about this outro? I just completely blanked.

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Speaker 1: I wonder if I could ever just in this show

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Speaker 1: just saying like goodbye. But I to break people out bye.

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Speaker 1: No uh no, I have I have to say other

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Speaker 1: stuff too. So thanks to the Space Costics for their

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Speaker 1: guess what where have you listen to your favorite shows?

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Speaker 1: See you next Wednesday. Now I say bye bye bye