WEBVTT - Part Two: Space Magic from Venus: A Literary Odyssey

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<v Speaker 1>Also media, Uh, we're back and I'm thinking about the

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<v Speaker 1>time John Lovetz beat up Andy Dick.

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<v Speaker 2>I was not also thinking about that earlier today.

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<v Speaker 1>Why because it's it's one of like it's it's just

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<v Speaker 1>a good moment of American history, Molly, it's a it's

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<v Speaker 1>a time I'm it's like the it's like the landings

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<v Speaker 1>at Normandy Right, It's one of those moments that just

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<v Speaker 1>makes me and I'm proud to be an America. Ye, coming,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it happened multiple times.

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<v Speaker 3>That was before Andy Dick got caught hanging out with

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<v Speaker 3>those neo Nazis.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but that was after Andy Dick played a role

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<v Speaker 1>in the death of one of the greatest voice actors.

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<v Speaker 2>Of any generation, kill Phil Hartman.

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<v Speaker 1>He did kind of help kill Phil Hartman. Yes, and

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<v Speaker 1>this is relevant. It's not relevant, but it's come up

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<v Speaker 1>because I just saw a clip of that the Hassan,

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<v Speaker 1>the the guy with the very popular leftist streamer guy

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<v Speaker 1>interviewing one of the Pods Save bros. Uh, John Lovetts

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<v Speaker 1>John Lovett, who had I had all this time in

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<v Speaker 1>my head been assuming John Lovett's was on Pod Save

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<v Speaker 1>America and been like that doesn't make any sense at all,

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<v Speaker 1>an't like conservative. I don't know much about John Lovetts

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<v Speaker 1>other than that he beat up Andy Dick. But absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 1>It's some fucking not the same guy, very unimpressive, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. Yes, I wish John Lovett's was on that podcast. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know any of his opinions. I assume most

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<v Speaker 1>of them, outside of his Andy Dick opinions, are bad.

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<v Speaker 1>But I just can't hear John Lovetz's voice and not

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<v Speaker 1>think of the critic, and that makes me happy.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, what better way to find out all of

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<v Speaker 3>someone's awful opinions than putting them on a podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Exactly, exactly podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>On the last episode of this podcast, I promised the

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<v Speaker 2>show listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>Horseshoe's weird knife.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Robert, Oh, the show was your cool knife.

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<v Speaker 4>It's my cool knife. Robert got it for me for

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<v Speaker 4>my birthday a few years back.

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<v Speaker 1>And the hope that you would find out how to

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<v Speaker 1>use it. How do you use that thing? You can

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<v Speaker 1>use it for?

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<v Speaker 4>I use it for primarily for like a like a

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<v Speaker 4>cheese board or good or for herb slicing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a rocking motion here. Yeah, I didn't get any props,

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<v Speaker 2>should I have brought a prop to the part two.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yes, you should always. You should always bring a prop.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, my prop this this sword right here

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<v Speaker 1>that I brought up in the last episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice.

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<v Speaker 1>It's nice. It's actually a direct a bladesmith that I know,

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<v Speaker 1>whose name i'll give you in a minute. Read a

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<v Speaker 1>new fantasy series. One of the books and it is

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<v Speaker 1>called The Daughter's War. It's very good. You should check

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<v Speaker 1>it out. I read them both as well, and so

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<v Speaker 1>when I saw he'd made a sword based on those

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<v Speaker 1>books and it was very reasonably priced, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh shit, I gotta get it. If you look to

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<v Speaker 1>our blade maker Randall blade Maker on Twitter, you can

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<v Speaker 1>find his shit. He's very good and again opens a

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<v Speaker 1>YouTube package like a son of a bitch. I also

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<v Speaker 1>pruned a fig tree with this bad boy the other day.

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty good time.

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<v Speaker 2>Multipurpose your fig tree.

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<v Speaker 1>Is scary fig tree. It's massive.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, giant.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So I guess we got to get back to it.

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<v Speaker 4>Huh.

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<v Speaker 3>Apparently during our our, I guess we were gone for

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<v Speaker 3>several days and or ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>I did discover that someone.

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<v Speaker 3>Has made a LinkedIn page for Valiant thor I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think he is still alive, but he does have a

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<v Speaker 3>LinkedIn page that shows he still works at the Space

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<v Speaker 3>Missile Defense Command.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's good, that's good. Okay, what is he doing

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<v Speaker 1>at this Like, what's the job title?

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<v Speaker 2>Advisor of the Joint Sheets of Staff.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh yep, yeah, he's the Space Missile Defense Command

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<v Speaker 3>is part of the Army, so he advises the Joint

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<v Speaker 3>chiefs of Staff in.

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<v Speaker 1>Valiant Thor sitting in So Donald Trump is presumably having

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<v Speaker 1>meetings with Valiant Thor at this point. He's at the table.

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<v Speaker 1>He's at the table. That's that's comforting, actually, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>because he seems like he's got our best interests at heart.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of which, shall we get back back into our book,

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<v Speaker 1>Venusian Health, Magic and Venusian's Secret Science by Michael X Barton.

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<v Speaker 1>Just a beautiful tomes. It smells slightly of incense. I

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<v Speaker 1>assume that's because wherever they print these books, a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people are burning a lot of incense. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>So we're ready to get back into our friend Michael

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<v Speaker 1>X Barton and his story his experiences with Lonzara and Shalana,

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<v Speaker 1>who have transcended their earthly bodies, but not the patriarchy.

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<v Speaker 1>As we noted in the last episode, Molly.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm ready to get healed. I'm ready to get healed.

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<v Speaker 1>You're ready to get healed? Well, this is going to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you how to it to me. Yeah, And the

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<v Speaker 1>spoiler is it's just fruit. It's a shitload of fruit,

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<v Speaker 1>Molly Lanzara. And so he's talking to he reaches out

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<v Speaker 1>after like having a hanging out with his buddy, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>they go to bed. His friend is sick, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>he's been just getting worse and worse over the last

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<v Speaker 1>couple of years, and Michael convenes with Lonzara to ask

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<v Speaker 1>him how do I help my buddy Jim get better?

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<v Speaker 1>And Lonzar, when he last communicated with me telepathically, had

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<v Speaker 1>taught me many astounding facts regarding the wonderful health and

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<v Speaker 1>amazing longevity of the people of Venus. To a true

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<v Speaker 1>student of the occult or hidden side of life, none

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<v Speaker 1>of the Venusian's secret science is the least bit impractical

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<v Speaker 1>or even fantastic. You and I know that all the

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<v Speaker 1>higher teachings of life are far more practical and true

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<v Speaker 1>than the mere human mind can realize at first in time,

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<v Speaker 1>as the personal vibrations become raised into higher and still

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<v Speaker 1>higher octaves of being. All limitations vanish and man's spirit

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<v Speaker 1>controls matter. Those of you who have studied Venusian's secret

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<v Speaker 1>science and which I related my series of contacts with Lonzara,

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<v Speaker 1>know that he gave me special suggestions to observe in

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<v Speaker 1>regard to the New Age diet as well as other matters.

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<v Speaker 1>By applying these suggestions and sticking to them until they

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<v Speaker 1>become positive habits in my daily life, I discovered to

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<v Speaker 1>my great Droid that my health improved immensely, but that

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<v Speaker 1>is not the only practical benefit. My mental and spiritual

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<v Speaker 1>faculties became much more keener inactive than ever before. So

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<v Speaker 1>he's doing he's doing well. And he wakes up his

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<v Speaker 1>friend Jim Lindy the next day and he's like, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I got to tell you about some of this Venusian magic.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. I'm very excited. And Jim says, you talk

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<v Speaker 1>as if you really know much more about the space

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<v Speaker 1>people than you're letting on.

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<v Speaker 2>That he does.

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<v Speaker 1>He does, He absolutely does. So he's happy that Jim

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<v Speaker 1>is open minded to his suggestions, and he takes him

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<v Speaker 1>to his apartment. Yeah, we arrived at my apartment dwelling

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<v Speaker 1>within thirty minutes from the time we left the airport.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a large apartment, not new, but well constructed

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<v Speaker 1>and designed for human comfort and convenience. The rooms are

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<v Speaker 1>large and cheerfully decorated. My housekeeper, Lenor, occupies another apartment

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<v Speaker 1>in the same vicinity. She is a gentle and gracious soul,

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<v Speaker 1>deeply interested in the advanced teachings of the Venusians. By

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<v Speaker 1>putting their teachings into practice in her own life, Lenora

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<v Speaker 1>succeeded in outwitting to a great extant the effects of

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<v Speaker 1>father time.

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<v Speaker 3>She's sorry, how is this zillow ad helping me understand

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<v Speaker 3>my life?

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<v Speaker 2>Tron's unclear.

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<v Speaker 1>She is very youthful looking. In her estimation, mere calidi

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<v Speaker 1>ears are little importance. The thing that matters most is

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<v Speaker 1>biological age, as the flexibility or one sells and arteries

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<v Speaker 1>by true standards, Leonora is indeed young. I'm really trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get a grip on what his relationship with Leonora is,

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<v Speaker 1>and it is very unclear.

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<v Speaker 2>It's his housekeeper, but he seems to know a lot

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<v Speaker 2>about her flexibility.

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<v Speaker 1>M hmmmm hmm. And again, within the parlance of these essays,

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that he's talking about like she's old, but

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<v Speaker 1>she doesn't look at much better than what you normally get.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm not gonna harp too much on this stuff. So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Jim accepts the emotion to stay or the invitation to stay.

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<v Speaker 1>They have dinner and it's just fruit salad. Jim has

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<v Speaker 1>a great time because quote a vital natural is earthman's

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<v Speaker 1>first step in preparing himself physically and spiritually to meet

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<v Speaker 1>the space people. You can't talk to the Venusians otherwise.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it possible that these guys just weren't getting enough

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<v Speaker 3>fiber before and that's why they feel better right away?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, that's actually very likely. They were eating a sixties

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<v Speaker 1>diet which consisted of nothing but fried cheese.

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<v Speaker 3>Like Salisbury's steak and cigarettes. Like he hasn't shit in days.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that's his problem. Since Michael left in nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>fifty three, Jim has not take a shit.

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<v Speaker 2>His doctors can't figure it out. It hurts so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I just imagine it's like conclave. There's like thirty doctors

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<v Speaker 1>in lab coats on Jane's spoken. Paul Mal's no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>What's wrong? What could it be? I don't know why

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<v Speaker 1>don't we go get some sALS? Very sick, Robert.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I don't know if you guys heard the news,

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<v Speaker 3>but kat Turt has a bowel impaction. So this is

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<v Speaker 3>a very real problem facing America's men.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're returning to tradition on this stuff. Good times.

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<v Speaker 1>So sorry I skipped ahead a little bit earlier. Now

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<v Speaker 1>is where he bids Jim goodnight, saying that, like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>tomorrow tonight, I'm going to talk to my Venusian master

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<v Speaker 1>and then we're going to we're going to start your

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<v Speaker 1>health program. So I wonder I know you're wondering, Molly.

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<v Speaker 1>You know the question everyone has, how do you get

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<v Speaker 1>into contact with people from Venus? Thank God? Michael details

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<v Speaker 1>in this book his regular procedure. First, he raises the

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<v Speaker 1>vibratory rate of his psychic brain centers the pituitary and

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<v Speaker 1>by neal glands.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, I need a step before that. One that can't

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<v Speaker 2>be step one.

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<v Speaker 1>That is step one. That's that's the step one becau step.

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<v Speaker 1>He places psyche Gym's t lolith and lapis lingua directly

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<v Speaker 1>over his pituitary and pineal glands, and he exerts mild

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<v Speaker 1>pressure with his hands He then visualizes a beam of

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<v Speaker 1>white light shining from the center of his forehead towards Venus.

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<v Speaker 1>On this beam of light, I sent out my call

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<v Speaker 1>to Master Lonzara and patiently awaited his response to the message.

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<v Speaker 2>So he's pressing a crystal.

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<v Speaker 1>Two crystals, Molly, two crystals, Like, one crystal is not

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<v Speaker 1>going to do it. If you've just got one crystal, you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Getting nowhere my pituitary gland up in your head.

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<v Speaker 3>So I imagine he's like pressing a crystal to the

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<v Speaker 3>front and back of his head.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think that's something like that, because the pineal

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<v Speaker 1>glands like right here. If I'm remembering various paintings by

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<v Speaker 1>Alex Gray about taking DMT and yeah, it would make

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<v Speaker 1>sense if the other one was back here. So he's

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<v Speaker 1>got a crystal on either side of his head, and

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<v Speaker 1>he's thinking about a pillar a light, and then he

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<v Speaker 1>sends his message. You know, it's just like calling AT and.

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<v Speaker 2>T Molly, Okay, this makes perfect sense to me. Gone,

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<v Speaker 2>no one.

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<v Speaker 1>Listened to this. Pot gosh, it's called AT and T

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<v Speaker 1>in their entire life span. I don't know what to

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<v Speaker 1>tell anyway. A minute passed, two minutes, then suddenly I

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<v Speaker 1>felt a strange It's the same strange sensation that invariably

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<v Speaker 1>happens whenever a message is sent to me from the

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<v Speaker 1>space people. I can only partially describe it by saying

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<v Speaker 1>that it is a physical, mental, and spiritual feeling of

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<v Speaker 1>at onement with another living, thinking human being whose vibrations

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<v Speaker 1>are extraordinarily harmonious. As his dynamic thoughts are conveyed one

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<v Speaker 1>by one to my mind, I feel a sense of

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<v Speaker 1>unusual peace, harmony, joyous stimulation, and timelessness. For a few

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<v Speaker 1>precious moments, time ceases to be and I am strongly

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<v Speaker 1>aware only of his magnetic presence, his consciousness, and the

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<v Speaker 1>living truth of his vital message. Briefly, this is the

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<v Speaker 1>feeling of a tunement that came to me after I

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<v Speaker 1>had sent out my call to Lonzara. With this feeling,

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<v Speaker 1>there also came into my awareness the special musical tone

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<v Speaker 1>in the key of D with which Lonzara makes his

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<v Speaker 1>presence known to me by telethought. Now, Mollie, that's a

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<v Speaker 1>capitalized words. That's telegram, but with your thoughts, although it

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<v Speaker 1>is spelled like telegram, but for like thoughts, like like

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<v Speaker 1>the kids talk about thot oh no, yeah, it makes

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<v Speaker 1>me giggle a little bit every time I come across

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<v Speaker 1>that bad boy. Yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>The number of words he's creating and capitalizing.

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<v Speaker 1>Is he has unique, and the Venusians have a unique

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<v Speaker 1>attitude towards capitalizing words. They've ascended from our grammatical system.

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<v Speaker 2>Molly, right, they've moved beyond it. They've graduated from it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, They're much better than us in that way

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<v Speaker 1>and every other way. As his dynamic thoughts are conveyed

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<v Speaker 1>one by one to my mind, I feel a sense

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<v Speaker 1>of unusual peace, harmony, joyous stimulation, and timelessness.

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<v Speaker 2>Where does he feel that?

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<v Speaker 1>That's unclear, Molly. Joyous stimulation could mean a lot of things,

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<v Speaker 1>and in this context, most of them aren't things I

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<v Speaker 1>want to think about Michael X doing. For a few

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<v Speaker 1>precious moments, time ceases to be and I'm strongly aware

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<v Speaker 1>only of his magnetic presence, his consciousness, and the living

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<v Speaker 1>truth of his vital message. Briefly, this is the feeling

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<v Speaker 1>of attunement that came to me after I had sent

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<v Speaker 1>out my call to Lonzara. With this feeling, there also

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<v Speaker 1>came into my awareness the special musical tone and the

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<v Speaker 1>key of d with which Lonzara makes his presence known

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<v Speaker 1>to me by telethought. His masterful thoughts followed the musical

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<v Speaker 1>tone Greetings Michael X, Blessings of life, love and ever

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<v Speaker 1>increasing light to you and all our loved ones on

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<v Speaker 1>planet Earth. Once again, it is our privileged and joy

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<v Speaker 1>to serve our Earth brothers and sisters and assist them

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<v Speaker 1>and their upward evolution. You, beloved brother, We're right in

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<v Speaker 1>reasoning that we know of the serious illness of your

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<v Speaker 1>dear friend Jim Lindy. We have been aware of his

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<v Speaker 1>plight for some time, but it was recently. I love

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<v Speaker 1>the idea brillions of humans. This is the sixties, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>millions of people are being incinerated from the air and Vietnam.

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<v Speaker 1>There is so much suffering in the world. But these

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<v Speaker 1>Venutians are like, oh yeah, Jim, of course, we can't

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<v Speaker 1>stop talking about Jim Lindy.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, Jim's obviously special way because he's seen the

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<v Speaker 3>crap he is and that wasn't a coincidence.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, this is the man who's come the longest amount

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<v Speaker 1>of time without Hi and as Venusians.

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<v Speaker 2>We absolutely lifetronic health spot.

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<v Speaker 1>This is we can't put back people back together when

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<v Speaker 1>they get blown to shit by a C one thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>But what we can do is help Jim Lindy.

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<v Speaker 2>To shit, you know, like, just give him a bowl

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<v Speaker 2>of honeydew melon.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that is literally the prescription. As much melon as

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<v Speaker 1>you can fit in your body.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>We have been aware of his plight for some time,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was not until recently that we could act

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<v Speaker 1>in his behalf without interfering with his own will. Fortunately,

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<v Speaker 1>Jim Lindy is open minded regarding us. That is most important.

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<v Speaker 1>We can and shall help him. We shall point out

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<v Speaker 1>certain health secrets which should not be secrets at all,

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<v Speaker 1>but common knowledge to airthlings. At the Lifetronic Healing Center

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<v Speaker 1>on Venus. We give out these and other teachings freely

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<v Speaker 1>so that all Venusians learn how to work with nature's

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<v Speaker 1>upbuilding measures from infancy on. So there are native born Venusians.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not all ascended, which means and it exists because

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<v Speaker 1>like our Venus does not grow melons. Molly is not

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<v Speaker 1>a good melon climate. I don't know if you spend

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of time.

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<v Speaker 2>There cosmology here. So there have been both human beings

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<v Speaker 2>from Earth who have ascended to.

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<v Speaker 1>Venus and become Venusians.

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<v Speaker 3>Then there are also human beings on Earth who are

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<v Speaker 3>reincarnated from native Venusians, or are they the reincarnations of

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<v Speaker 3>humans who ascended to Venus became Venusian.

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<v Speaker 1>Appear to go birth both ways. And I would guess

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<v Speaker 1>it's a matter of here's here's my guess. If I'm

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<v Speaker 1>coming up with.

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<v Speaker 3>A cosmology punishment if you get bored, no Venusians.

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<v Speaker 1>We split off at some point, right, the ancient people

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<v Speaker 1>who traveled into space, some of them wound up in

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<v Speaker 1>Venus and they stayed smart. Whereas we developed daytime television,

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<v Speaker 1>which really took us too, did a number on us.

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<v Speaker 1>So the Venusians who were smart and and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>they still love us. They still care about us. And

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<v Speaker 1>when a human being is like wise enlightened enough they are,

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<v Speaker 1>they're able to see and communicate with his soul and

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<v Speaker 1>bring it to Venus. But their interactions with Venusians, who

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<v Speaker 1>humans who have ascended to Venus, makes some of the

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<v Speaker 1>nice Venusians feel very empathetic towards Earth, so they choose

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<v Speaker 1>to die and be reincarnated on Earth to help us.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's where Jesus comes from.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna ask, I was actually.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonna I'm selling this. That's how I'm selling this.

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<v Speaker 3>No, because you said the exes to honor Christ and

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<v Speaker 3>so usually guys that still believe in the existence of

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<v Speaker 3>Jesus Christ but are also alien guys that they think

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<v Speaker 3>Jesus was an alien.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's exactly it. And in this it's a little

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<v Speaker 1>more complicated that the aliens are humans, but they didn't

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<v Speaker 1>come from Earth, so.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus chose to leave Venus and incarnate on Earth.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's my interpretation of this day.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm up to speed.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm up to speed. You're good. Yeah, all right, let's continue. So,

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<v Speaker 1>uh yeah, they're going to give him some secrets. In

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<v Speaker 1>Jim Lindy's case, he must first intensify his desire to

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<v Speaker 1>be well. Then he must himself send forth his desire

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<v Speaker 1>directly to us, and we shall give him a sign

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<v Speaker 1>of our recognition and illumine his inner consciousness illuminate. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not sure if they were trying to say illuminate. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think illumine is a word.

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<v Speaker 2>Illumine him, illumine.

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<v Speaker 1>Him, so his inner consciousness. From time to time, this

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<v Speaker 1>we shall do by a series of all caps, dream contexts,

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<v Speaker 1>and word this word. Okay, I l l u m

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<v Speaker 1>I n E.

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<v Speaker 3>It is so it is it can it can be

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<v Speaker 3>a literary way of saying to to brighten something like illuminate,

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<v Speaker 3>but also it can be too spiritually or intellectually.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you know what, I got to give it to

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<v Speaker 1>Michael X. I learned something today.

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<v Speaker 2>This is literature.

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<v Speaker 1>We all learned something today. You know what? Why don't

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<v Speaker 1>we Why don't we meditate on that? Get some rocks,

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<v Speaker 1>stick them on one side of your head and another

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<v Speaker 1>push him in a little bit, think of a pillar

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<v Speaker 1>of light and listen to these ads.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think the rare earth metals inside my iPhone count?

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<v Speaker 1>Should I press that to my like a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>phones to your head? Did then matter? Fuck it? We're back, Actually, Molly,

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of think the eyehones might do better, because

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<v Speaker 1>obviously if a life is let of whatever child harvested

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<v Speaker 1>those rare earth minerals is built into your life phone,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's haunted and the ghost is probably like that's

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<v Speaker 1>like it. That's like bringing in a guy to tune

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<v Speaker 1>your TV antenna again, another thing no one has done

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<v Speaker 1>in fucking thirty five years. Good stuff, So, Jim Lumen, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we have all been illumined on the word illumin Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>They're going to do this by a series of dream

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<v Speaker 1>contacts which will be made by us. While Jim is

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<v Speaker 1>sleeping soundly at night. He will have those times experience

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<v Speaker 1>unusually vivid dreams, each containing a vitally important message that's

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<v Speaker 1>important for him to regain his health. You believe, then,

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<v Speaker 1>I said quickly, that Jim Lindy can be cured so

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<v Speaker 1>he will once again be vigorous and healthy. There are

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<v Speaker 1>no cures, replied Lonzara. Jim's present state of painful illness

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<v Speaker 1>was created by created by himself through his own unwise

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<v Speaker 1>actions of eating nothing but Saulisbury's for forty two years.

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<v Speaker 2>I do love.

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<v Speaker 3>I do love the undercurrent of like, well, I can't

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<v Speaker 3>get better until he actually wants to because he's sick,

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<v Speaker 3>because he doesn't want it bad enough.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a degree to which they're kind of being reasonable,

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<v Speaker 1>because what they're literally saying is, like, there's a line here.

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<v Speaker 1>Those who claim they can cure disease or charlatans, they're

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<v Speaker 1>only fooling themselves and those homiss souls who turn to

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<v Speaker 1>them in misguided trust and confidence. The simple truth is humanity.

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<v Speaker 1>But then we get to this. The simple truth is

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<v Speaker 1>humanity does not have to cure disease. All it needs

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<v Speaker 1>to do is stop causing it, right, which you can

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<v Speaker 1>do by only eating raw fruit. You know. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I went there, whiplash. There, I was like, oh, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>this isn't going to be sap. No, there we go. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like a lot of people who are selling

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<v Speaker 3>you something dangerous will make a valid point about how

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<v Speaker 3>everyone else who's doing that is pretty bad.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm not. I'm selling you the good lead VI.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm selling you the good responsible life advice. So Jim's

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<v Speaker 1>got to rebuild, like rebuild his health by reversing the

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<v Speaker 1>pattern of disease and being healthy. And this is a

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<v Speaker 1>super fast process if you do it right now. Normally

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<v Speaker 1>it's very slow. The average person on Earth, if they're sick,

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<v Speaker 1>they have no control over the healing process.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to replace the thetans with the lifetrons.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, you must consider the natural time factor and

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<v Speaker 1>allow for it. But and this is Lonzara again, many

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<v Speaker 1>thousands of years ago, reckoning according to your earth time.

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<v Speaker 1>The greatest minds of Venus found that the time factor

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<v Speaker 1>in nature could be so minimized and reduced that we

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<v Speaker 1>were able to accomplish results in weeks where formerly years

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<v Speaker 1>were required. Then we progressed to a point where we

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<v Speaker 1>could do so much in only a few days as

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<v Speaker 1>we used to do in several weeks. Finally, our greatest

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<v Speaker 1>breakthrough came when we discovered how to collapse time all caps,

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<v Speaker 1>giving our own consciousness, so that the positive results were

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<v Speaker 1>realized in mere seconds and minutes that previously took many

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<v Speaker 1>hours and days to achieve. At the Life Stronic Healing

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<v Speaker 1>as Center on Venus, we had long studied the simple,

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<v Speaker 1>marvelous laws of the universe and the forces of nature,

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<v Speaker 1>knowing as we did that these natural laws are designed

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<v Speaker 1>by the Creator for the good of all life. We

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<v Speaker 1>did not attempt to change the unchangeable. Instead, we did

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<v Speaker 1>our best to learn those wonderful laws and to tune

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<v Speaker 1>ourselves with them. As we ourselves learned higher truths. We

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<v Speaker 1>taught themselves to all their people and showed them how

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<v Speaker 1>to apply simple methods that brought health and happiness into

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<v Speaker 1>their lives. To study and aplay all that we can

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<v Speaker 1>discover of our creators, simple but wonderful principles brings us

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<v Speaker 1>all the greatest of joys, our delight is as your

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<v Speaker 1>psalm has it and the law of the Lord.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I think this guy is fucking bullshitting us because

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<v Speaker 3>he was like, oh, we want to share these secrets everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>They shouldn't even be secrets. Whant told him to everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>But you knew Jim was sick.

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<v Speaker 1>Waiting Jim because he wasn't ready because he liked it

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<v Speaker 1>too much. Now he had to come and eat a

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<v Speaker 1>bowl of fruit.

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<v Speaker 2>Like Lomzar is fucking gaslating us.

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<v Speaker 1>What's left out of this this recitation of events is

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<v Speaker 1>that while Michael is communing with Lonsara, his friend Jim Wendy,

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<v Speaker 1>who just ate his first fiber in like twenty years,

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<v Speaker 1>fight for his life.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, those henrhys are hurting.

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<v Speaker 1>That poor man, oh Man nearly killed them. Wow, our people,

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<v Speaker 1>Mansara continued, became aware that health is the physical is

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<v Speaker 1>the physical bodies normal reaction to a normal environment. So

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<v Speaker 1>I know you're wondering, how do you make your environment

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<v Speaker 1>normal so you can cure all your illnesses? Right? Very simple.

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<v Speaker 1>Number one vital air, number two, vital sunlight, number three

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<v Speaker 1>vital food, and number four vital water. That's all you need. See,

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<v Speaker 1>there's four supreme essentials to human life, right, and these

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<v Speaker 1>are all in vital forms, or as most of us do,

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<v Speaker 1>you can assume them in dead forms.

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<v Speaker 2>Vital air.

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<v Speaker 1>That means the air is alive, Sophie, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Need to positronically charge it with the crystals, obviously, Sophie.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep up.

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<v Speaker 1>These are the four essentials, right, and if you have

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<v Speaker 1>all of these, you can't get sick, right, but can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Most people consume dead air, weak sunlight, dead food, and

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<v Speaker 1>dead water.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm over right air charging.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, gotta be live food to make sure your

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<v Speaker 1>water is not dead.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you heard the conspiracy theory that they replace the

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<v Speaker 3>sun with a different, weaker sun.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and I do believe it.

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<v Speaker 3>So I thinks that's what the problem is. Like we're

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<v Speaker 3>not consuming vital sun.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not getting nearly enough vital ship.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like stupid fucked up sun.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the sun sucks water juice, I do. It is

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<v Speaker 1>very funny to me that, like he has to be

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<v Speaker 1>talking about like water that comes straight from like a

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<v Speaker 1>stream and is full of giardia. Like it is a lie.

0:23:46.359 --> 0:23:51.120
<v Speaker 1>There are not good for you. You don't want some? Yeah,

0:23:51.200 --> 0:23:52.960
<v Speaker 1>he does have there's a whole rant in here about

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<v Speaker 1>how mineral water is killing you because rocks are.

0:23:55.520 --> 0:23:59.280
<v Speaker 2>Dead but the crystals are alive.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that is that is a contradiction in his

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<v Speaker 1>cosmology that I don't think Michael Lex ever really grapples with.

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<v Speaker 3>If I if I ever get to Venus, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be their fucking Socrates. They're gonna kill me for being

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<v Speaker 3>so annoying.

0:24:13.080 --> 0:24:15.680
<v Speaker 1>They are going to poison you. They're gonna make you

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<v Speaker 1>drink Venusian him lock because you're like, I don't know, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>you have a lot of crystals around here. They seem

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<v Speaker 1>pretty fucking dead to me.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh the Socrates a Venus.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So what they're telling what they're what they're telling

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<v Speaker 1>our boy Michael, is that his friend Jim Lindy, he's

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<v Speaker 1>been breathing dead air instead of live, fresh moving air.

0:24:35.000 --> 0:24:37.600
<v Speaker 1>Inactive air, it's like a stagnant pool of water. It

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<v Speaker 1>contains almost no positive electricity.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why dogs put their head out the window in

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<v Speaker 2>the car.

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<v Speaker 1>Dogs understand all of this, Molly, And that's why dogs

0:24:46.160 --> 0:24:54.000
<v Speaker 1>drink water is disgusting because looking for the water, they

0:24:54.040 --> 0:24:59.040
<v Speaker 1>can't better that dead water. I'm gonna drink from a toilet.

0:24:59.160 --> 0:25:04.560
<v Speaker 1>Somebody left out field filled with water from the rain

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<v Speaker 1>and moss.

0:25:05.960 --> 0:25:07.879
<v Speaker 2>Well, the best water has stuff wiggling in it.

0:25:08.080 --> 0:25:11.280
<v Speaker 1>That's right. That docs love that ship cannot get enough

0:25:11.320 --> 0:25:22.000
<v Speaker 1>of it. I'm pounding a doctor pepper zero sugar, which

0:25:22.040 --> 0:25:23.679
<v Speaker 1>feels very vital to me.

0:25:24.520 --> 0:25:26.120
<v Speaker 2>The bubbles. The bubbles are alive.

0:25:26.359 --> 0:25:31.399
<v Speaker 1>I wonder, I don't cook my cred does that count?

0:25:31.600 --> 0:25:32.320
<v Speaker 1>Is that vital?

0:25:32.960 --> 0:25:34.200
<v Speaker 2>My juice is alive.

0:25:37.320 --> 0:25:39.960
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to guarantee you this guy was pro butcha know,

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<v Speaker 3>fucking vital right now.

0:25:41.640 --> 0:25:44.040
<v Speaker 1>Although he doesn't mention it, maybe hadn't made it really

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<v Speaker 1>into like new Age stuff in the sixties. That might

0:25:46.800 --> 0:25:48.720
<v Speaker 1>have been a little early the early sixties. That might

0:25:48.760 --> 0:25:49.840
<v Speaker 1>have been a little too early for it.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to say, oh, yeah, it's it's alive.

0:25:56.240 --> 0:25:59.880
<v Speaker 2>It's a live So how how are we bringing vitality

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<v Speaker 2>our air?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really get a clear example other than like

0:26:04.920 --> 0:26:10.719
<v Speaker 1>going outside right, this look like like, honestly like a

0:26:10.760 --> 0:26:14.560
<v Speaker 1>lot of especially earlier New Age stuff. If you do

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<v Speaker 1>like half of what the time, if you do what

0:26:17.760 --> 0:26:20.440
<v Speaker 1>they're telling you to do, it's like fine, because half

0:26:20.480 --> 0:26:22.919
<v Speaker 1>of what they're telling you to do is like you

0:26:22.960 --> 0:26:25.840
<v Speaker 1>need to go outside and get natural sunlight, which like, yeah,

0:26:25.960 --> 0:26:27.879
<v Speaker 1>you did, I guess.

0:26:28.080 --> 0:26:29.520
<v Speaker 2>For you a thing that really hits.

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<v Speaker 3>If you could do one thing that would hit all

0:26:31.640 --> 0:26:33.800
<v Speaker 3>four of these to cure you forever, so you can

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<v Speaker 3>become Venusian and get all the lifetrons. Is you know,

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<v Speaker 3>like when you put a watermelon in.

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<v Speaker 2>A stream to cool off.

0:26:41.080 --> 0:26:44.080
<v Speaker 3>Yes, so it's a sunny day, you're outside, it's weirdy,

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<v Speaker 3>so the air is very vital. That melon in the

0:26:47.680 --> 0:26:50.360
<v Speaker 3>water full of deer shits. You definitely get giardia from

0:26:50.359 --> 0:26:52.720
<v Speaker 3>eating it, and you'll live for fucking ever.

0:26:53.240 --> 0:26:56.760
<v Speaker 1>That's right. You get those chronic wasting disease pons and

0:26:56.800 --> 0:26:59.640
<v Speaker 1>your fucking watermelon, You're you're gonna die.

0:27:00.040 --> 0:27:02.399
<v Speaker 2>Only eat melon and you have chiardia.

0:27:02.480 --> 0:27:06.959
<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing. Prions are very vital. They can't be killed.

0:27:10.760 --> 0:27:13.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna put out a book called The Preon Driven

0:27:13.840 --> 0:27:16.359
<v Speaker 1>Life and just try to see how many of like

0:27:16.440 --> 0:27:19.840
<v Speaker 1>the new QAnon people I can get to just consume

0:27:20.400 --> 0:27:25.960
<v Speaker 1>chronic wasting disease meat. Look, the government wants to tell

0:27:25.960 --> 0:27:29.000
<v Speaker 1>you that prions are bad for you, but the more

0:27:29.000 --> 0:27:31.280
<v Speaker 1>of this stuff you get in your body, if preons

0:27:31.359 --> 0:27:32.240
<v Speaker 1>can't die.

0:27:32.400 --> 0:27:34.040
<v Speaker 2>When you only eat meat with.

0:27:34.000 --> 0:27:38.320
<v Speaker 1>Preons in it, you'll never die probably. Yeah, there basically

0:27:38.400 --> 0:27:41.400
<v Speaker 1>was because there was that British mad cow pandemic around

0:27:41.400 --> 0:27:43.000
<v Speaker 1>the same time. It's pooped a lot of people.

0:27:42.880 --> 0:27:45.200
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Sorry, I keep bringing up diarrhea.

0:27:45.720 --> 0:27:49.960
<v Speaker 1>So look, if there's one thing this book is going

0:27:50.040 --> 0:27:55.040
<v Speaker 1>to cause, its diarrhea, like you are. You are going

0:27:55.119 --> 0:27:57.919
<v Speaker 1>up to a bunch of very clogged up fifties guys

0:27:58.280 --> 0:28:01.960
<v Speaker 1>and saying what if you only ate raw fruit, massive

0:28:02.040 --> 0:28:04.199
<v Speaker 1>quantities of it, as much as you can fit in

0:28:04.240 --> 0:28:11.640
<v Speaker 1>your body, like these guys did damage to the septic

0:28:11.720 --> 0:28:15.000
<v Speaker 1>system in Los Angeles. That was a big part of

0:28:15.080 --> 0:28:16.440
<v Speaker 1>why the fires got so.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh oh, okay, this is actually very serious.

0:28:25.680 --> 0:28:27.000
<v Speaker 2>We need to find out of Jim's okay.

0:28:27.680 --> 0:28:30.359
<v Speaker 1>So this is their this is their biggest advice, because

0:28:30.400 --> 0:28:33.040
<v Speaker 1>Jim needs to get live food in his body, vital

0:28:33.040 --> 0:28:36.160
<v Speaker 1>food in his bodvital. Like the vast majority of humans

0:28:36.200 --> 0:28:38.960
<v Speaker 1>on planet Earth, Jim Lindy is relied upon cooked food

0:28:39.000 --> 0:28:41.840
<v Speaker 1>to energize his body. This is a serious error, for

0:28:41.880 --> 0:28:44.760
<v Speaker 1>it is impossible to get something vital out of something dead,

0:28:45.200 --> 0:28:50.000
<v Speaker 1>cooked and process out. That's right, as they say, cooked

0:28:50.000 --> 0:28:53.360
<v Speaker 1>and processed food is nine tenths dead for the life

0:28:53.480 --> 0:28:56.080
<v Speaker 1>energy lifetronic energy that was originally in the food has

0:28:56.120 --> 0:28:58.240
<v Speaker 1>been forced out of it into the atmosphere by the

0:28:58.320 --> 0:29:01.960
<v Speaker 1>vibratory action of the fire. If one does that, it costs.

0:29:02.480 --> 0:29:06.040
<v Speaker 2>He does make the molecules move around faster, right, and.

0:29:06.000 --> 0:29:07.520
<v Speaker 1>That makes me wonder So if I sit by a

0:29:07.560 --> 0:29:10.200
<v Speaker 1>cooking fire and just breathe in, am I okay? And

0:29:10.280 --> 0:29:12.479
<v Speaker 1>he kind of says yes, because he's like, there are

0:29:12.520 --> 0:29:14.680
<v Speaker 1>certain techniques that you can get more life energy out

0:29:14.720 --> 0:29:17.120
<v Speaker 1>of the air. So you could be okay on cooked food.

0:29:17.360 --> 0:29:19.480
<v Speaker 3>But if you want, if the lefetrons are like coming

0:29:19.480 --> 0:29:20.880
<v Speaker 3>off it like a steam, why don't you just.

0:29:20.880 --> 0:29:23.720
<v Speaker 1>Huff it huff the steam. Apparently that does work to

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<v Speaker 1>a degree. But as as Lonzara notes, no true adept

0:29:27.960 --> 0:29:31.080
<v Speaker 1>or master on any planet eats cooked food, for it

0:29:31.120 --> 0:29:34.600
<v Speaker 1>is contrary to natural law and always has a destructive effect.

0:29:34.800 --> 0:29:35.240
<v Speaker 2>Always.

0:29:36.080 --> 0:29:36.400
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:29:37.160 --> 0:29:39.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh, we get to the water here. Jim is drunk

0:29:39.480 --> 0:29:42.640
<v Speaker 1>freely from the ordinary reservoir water and of water from

0:29:42.720 --> 0:29:46.239
<v Speaker 1>mineral springs of this Earth. Although this water contains a

0:29:46.240 --> 0:29:49.880
<v Speaker 1>certain amount of livetronic energy derived through contract with sun

0:29:49.920 --> 0:29:53.440
<v Speaker 1>and air, it also contains quantities of inorganic minerals. These

0:29:53.480 --> 0:29:56.320
<v Speaker 1>minerals are too low in coarse vibration to be used

0:29:56.320 --> 0:29:58.360
<v Speaker 1>by the human body. He does kind of explain why

0:29:58.360 --> 0:30:01.800
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't work like crystals. Uh so, Yeah, they just

0:30:01.800 --> 0:30:04.760
<v Speaker 1>get depositive and positive in your nerves where it's bad

0:30:04.800 --> 0:30:05.120
<v Speaker 1>for you.

0:30:06.800 --> 0:30:09.440
<v Speaker 2>So they're anti their anti floride for sure.

0:30:09.200 --> 0:30:12.480
<v Speaker 1>These guys definitely would not be happy to hear flora.

0:30:12.480 --> 0:30:16.320
<v Speaker 1>I'd being in our water. However, I realized that lifetronic

0:30:16.560 --> 0:30:19.840
<v Speaker 1>organ that live organic water is obtained by simply eating fresh,

0:30:20.000 --> 0:30:23.080
<v Speaker 1>juicy fruits. Don't eat, don't drink water, Get a camelback

0:30:23.120 --> 0:30:26.240
<v Speaker 1>full of raw fruit. That's all you need to get

0:30:26.280 --> 0:30:27.400
<v Speaker 1>you through the bush.

0:30:27.600 --> 0:30:29.840
<v Speaker 2>The wettest fruits, the wettest of.

0:30:29.840 --> 0:30:35.800
<v Speaker 1>The fruits, nothing but that. So yeah, that's that's that's

0:30:36.080 --> 0:30:38.440
<v Speaker 1>what keeps you alive, right that. That's that's what's going

0:30:38.520 --> 0:30:40.480
<v Speaker 1>to help you live forever. So, folks, if you take

0:30:40.560 --> 0:30:43.280
<v Speaker 1>nothing from this, eat nothing but raw fruit, and you

0:30:43.320 --> 0:30:45.960
<v Speaker 1>will never die and become God, or at.

0:30:45.880 --> 0:30:46.280
<v Speaker 2>Least I did.

0:30:46.520 --> 0:30:48.640
<v Speaker 3>I did eat like ten clementines earlier, So I think

0:30:48.680 --> 0:30:50.960
<v Speaker 3>I'm pretty fucking vital today.

0:30:52.320 --> 0:30:54.720
<v Speaker 1>You know, when you came on this, I was like, wow, Molly,

0:30:54.840 --> 0:30:57.560
<v Speaker 1>looks like she has been powered by venus. Like you

0:30:57.600 --> 0:31:00.800
<v Speaker 1>look like you can never get sick again in you know,

0:31:00.880 --> 0:31:01.560
<v Speaker 1>as long as.

0:31:01.440 --> 0:31:04.040
<v Speaker 3>You don't look like I stayed up all night reading

0:31:04.040 --> 0:31:05.480
<v Speaker 3>old Hungarian newspapers.

0:31:05.560 --> 0:31:08.960
<v Speaker 1>No, no, nothing goes with an old Hungarian newspaper like

0:31:09.000 --> 0:31:11.760
<v Speaker 1>a Clementine. I'm always saying that I've said that once,

0:31:11.920 --> 0:31:18.880
<v Speaker 1>but it's true. You know what else is true, Molly.

0:31:16.600 --> 0:31:19.360
<v Speaker 2>That all atoms are made of life trons which to

0:31:19.360 --> 0:31:20.360
<v Speaker 2>send the thought tRNS.

0:31:20.480 --> 0:31:22.320
<v Speaker 1>This is very funny. I actually grabbed a couple of

0:31:22.360 --> 0:31:25.560
<v Speaker 1>my crystals that I keep nearby for just such occasions.

0:31:25.560 --> 0:31:29.080
<v Speaker 1>In between the last, you know, couple of sentences that

0:31:29.120 --> 0:31:31.800
<v Speaker 1>I read. We cut this out, but I focused on

0:31:31.800 --> 0:31:33.920
<v Speaker 1>a pillar of light as I pressed in on my head,

0:31:34.240 --> 0:31:36.560
<v Speaker 1>and Lanzara actually came down and was like, hey, man,

0:31:36.920 --> 0:31:38.880
<v Speaker 1>has it going on? And I was like, I'm doing good.

0:31:38.880 --> 0:31:40.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm just I'm trying to figure out how can I

0:31:41.000 --> 0:31:45.200
<v Speaker 1>deliver to my audience the maximum value and joy that

0:31:45.240 --> 0:31:48.440
<v Speaker 1>they need in these difficult times in order to overcome

0:31:48.520 --> 0:31:52.000
<v Speaker 1>the dark energy that's constantly assailing all of us. And

0:31:52.040 --> 0:31:53.520
<v Speaker 1>he was like, I don't know, bro, maybe tell them

0:31:53.560 --> 0:31:56.080
<v Speaker 1>to get off Twitter. But then he said, listen to

0:31:56.120 --> 0:32:05.720
<v Speaker 1>these ads we're back. What do you think Lonzara looks.

0:32:05.520 --> 0:32:08.280
<v Speaker 2>Like, Molly, probably really sexy?

0:32:08.600 --> 0:32:10.400
<v Speaker 1>You think he's hot? I was. I was going to ask.

0:32:10.520 --> 0:32:12.920
<v Speaker 1>I was like, no, that's not a responsible thing to ask, colleague,

0:32:12.920 --> 0:32:14.880
<v Speaker 1>do you think he's hot? But I was wanting to ask,

0:32:14.920 --> 0:32:17.040
<v Speaker 1>do you think he's hot? Because I think he's hot that.

0:32:17.080 --> 0:32:21.240
<v Speaker 2>Big photo of young Stalin, Oh yeah yeah.

0:32:21.720 --> 0:32:23.600
<v Speaker 3>I just feel like this is the kind of cult

0:32:23.600 --> 0:32:26.720
<v Speaker 3>where like health is beauty, beauty is health, right. I

0:32:26.720 --> 0:32:28.560
<v Speaker 3>feel like that's very much sort of baked into the

0:32:28.680 --> 0:32:32.040
<v Speaker 3>vibe here. So like if what is his name, Lonzara?

0:32:32.080 --> 0:32:34.360
<v Speaker 3>If Lonzar is not sexy, like I'm not taking fruit

0:32:34.360 --> 0:32:35.120
<v Speaker 3>advice from him?

0:32:35.320 --> 0:32:36.880
<v Speaker 2>No, No, you know what I bet? I bet?

0:32:37.000 --> 0:32:40.560
<v Speaker 3>I bet everyone on Venus looks like those hot Nazis

0:32:40.600 --> 0:32:42.800
<v Speaker 3>from the Star Trek planet.

0:32:42.560 --> 0:32:45.280
<v Speaker 1>Where oh they tried to kill Wesley, Yeah, where you

0:32:45.280 --> 0:32:46.600
<v Speaker 1>can't break the rules? Yeah you can't.

0:32:47.320 --> 0:32:47.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:32:47.560 --> 0:32:50.600
<v Speaker 1>No, that's that's my favorite planet because they tried to

0:32:50.600 --> 0:32:53.960
<v Speaker 1>get rid of Wesley, which we should do anyway, that's

0:32:53.960 --> 0:32:57.160
<v Speaker 1>outside of the point. I do agree, Molly, like a

0:32:57.160 --> 0:32:59.600
<v Speaker 1>big unstated part of this is that, like as silly

0:32:59.600 --> 0:33:01.440
<v Speaker 1>as all of it sounds I would do every piece

0:33:01.480 --> 0:33:03.960
<v Speaker 1>of this if someone who was sufficiently sexy told me to.

0:33:04.560 --> 0:33:07.800
<v Speaker 1>Like if Lee Pace is like, oh no, my old secret,

0:33:08.160 --> 0:33:10.800
<v Speaker 1>nothing but raw fruit, I'm going to a raw frut diet.

0:33:11.040 --> 0:33:13.560
<v Speaker 3>You know, what you're describing is what has happened to

0:33:13.640 --> 0:33:15.280
<v Speaker 3>millions of young women on Instagram.

0:33:15.440 --> 0:33:18.040
<v Speaker 1>I know, I know, I know. Lee Pace has tremendous

0:33:18.080 --> 0:33:20.560
<v Speaker 1>power right now, and it really says something about how

0:33:20.600 --> 0:33:22.479
<v Speaker 1>good a person he is that he just posts videos

0:33:22.480 --> 0:33:24.200
<v Speaker 1>of himself learning how to build a house with his

0:33:24.280 --> 0:33:25.040
<v Speaker 1>bare hands.

0:33:25.320 --> 0:33:26.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't know who are what Lee Pace is.

0:33:26.840 --> 0:33:29.440
<v Speaker 3>I'm just talking about getting hands bad bad health advice

0:33:29.480 --> 0:33:30.400
<v Speaker 3>from a sexy person.

0:33:31.600 --> 0:33:33.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, No, Lee Pay says nothing but good advice,

0:33:33.800 --> 0:33:37.960
<v Speaker 1>which is largely marry a dude and go live in

0:33:38.000 --> 0:33:42.160
<v Speaker 1>the woods building a farmhouse. Also be in several very

0:33:42.160 --> 0:33:43.320
<v Speaker 1>good movies and TV shows.

0:33:43.360 --> 0:33:46.000
<v Speaker 3>Anyway, I've googled Lee Pace and it's not helping. He

0:33:46.000 --> 0:33:46.800
<v Speaker 3>doesn't look familiar.

0:33:46.880 --> 0:33:48.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh you've never seen The Fall? Oh Molly, you got

0:33:49.000 --> 0:33:49.560
<v Speaker 1>to see The Fall?

0:33:50.560 --> 0:33:52.240
<v Speaker 2>The TV show with Jillian Anderson.

0:33:52.400 --> 0:33:55.040
<v Speaker 1>No, very different thing. It's a movie. It's great. He's

0:33:55.040 --> 0:33:58.600
<v Speaker 1>also in Foundation, which is a TV show, also great.

0:33:58.960 --> 0:34:00.160
<v Speaker 2>All men look the same me.

0:34:00.200 --> 0:34:02.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry, not leap pace. Not once you really

0:34:02.520 --> 0:34:06.440
<v Speaker 1>get a good leap pace thing in there, I'll send

0:34:06.440 --> 0:34:08.319
<v Speaker 1>you something. I'll send you something.

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<v Speaker 3>I started typing le pace and Google asked me if

0:34:10.680 --> 0:34:15.120
<v Speaker 3>I meant Lenny Reef install, so like just bad on

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<v Speaker 3>my computer.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, we can't. I can't. I can't let

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<v Speaker 1>this be. I can't let this be to us.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we're doing a leap pace. Look, we're doing a

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<v Speaker 1>leap I gotta I gotta bring you guys a good

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<v Speaker 1>lead pace. All right, all right, this is good. This

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<v Speaker 1>is a good lead pace. Shot. Okay, one sack, one sack.

0:34:35.000 --> 0:34:37.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm doing a control of a plus control.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you learned something today.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh. Me being a hack and a fraud off, Robert,

0:34:45.400 --> 0:34:47.480
<v Speaker 1>I've just been clipping ship in the earth and view

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<v Speaker 1>for years. All right. Look at that. Look at that

0:34:52.480 --> 0:34:55.440
<v Speaker 1>man wet a piece of man. Look at that shirt

0:34:55.440 --> 0:34:55.920
<v Speaker 1>he's wearing.

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<v Speaker 2>All these outfits. What is this from?

0:34:58.280 --> 0:35:00.879
<v Speaker 1>This is foundation? It's a great show. Look at him.

0:35:00.920 --> 0:35:01.960
<v Speaker 1>Look at him in that shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, I'll watch that.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh, that's right, you're goddamn right anyway, all right,

0:35:12.800 --> 0:35:16.800
<v Speaker 1>let's vibrate three rivers to cross. Part three, Jim Lindy

0:35:17.040 --> 0:35:24.840
<v Speaker 1>wakes up the morning after Yeah, fighting demons on that throat.

0:35:26.480 --> 0:35:34.080
<v Speaker 1>He our wound the dark Lord. Okay, oh my god.

0:35:36.520 --> 0:35:41.040
<v Speaker 1>So he's had a dream, as Lunzara told our our

0:35:41.120 --> 0:35:47.920
<v Speaker 1>narrator Michael, Yes, I'm sorry, he's had a dream. In

0:35:48.000 --> 0:35:50.080
<v Speaker 1>this dream, a message was conveyed to him. He had

0:35:50.120 --> 0:35:54.720
<v Speaker 1>three rivers to cross, and they crossed all these rivers.

0:35:54.719 --> 0:35:57.520
<v Speaker 1>He was, you know, felt weak, but then he managed

0:35:57.560 --> 0:35:59.040
<v Speaker 1>to find the strength and did it. I'm not going

0:35:59.120 --> 0:36:01.040
<v Speaker 1>to read this guy's whole dream to you. I mean,

0:36:01.160 --> 0:36:04.040
<v Speaker 1>one promise when I started podcasting too, one was I

0:36:04.080 --> 0:36:06.640
<v Speaker 1>won't sell baldness gears, and the other was that I

0:36:06.640 --> 0:36:12.400
<v Speaker 1>won't read anybody's dream extensively. And I have kept those promises,

0:36:12.480 --> 0:36:14.799
<v Speaker 1>you know, just to not be like Alex Jones. That's

0:36:14.800 --> 0:36:18.759
<v Speaker 1>the only promises that I will keep. But yeah, So

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<v Speaker 1>he has this dream and it convinces him that like

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<v Speaker 1>and at the end of it, every every cell of

0:36:24.680 --> 0:36:27.800
<v Speaker 1>his body radiates health and he sees the Grim Reaper

0:36:28.080 --> 0:36:31.239
<v Speaker 1>flee from him in fear. So he knows he's unkillable.

0:36:31.239 --> 0:36:36.560
<v Speaker 1>Now he's got so much fiber in his diet.

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<v Speaker 3>He's just in a lifetronic meg suit. The grim Reaper

0:36:40.239 --> 0:36:41.280
<v Speaker 3>cannot touch him.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's what the fiber does. Is it builds like

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<v Speaker 1>an Iron Man suit around you, of like what used

0:36:46.880 --> 0:36:50.319
<v Speaker 1>to be bananas and melons. Eagerly, he rushed to it

0:36:50.360 --> 0:36:52.560
<v Speaker 1>is really, it is very obvious at this point how

0:36:52.600 --> 0:36:56.440
<v Speaker 1>deeply this affected Steve Jobs, Like he truly believed Lonzara

0:36:56.600 --> 0:37:00.720
<v Speaker 1>was going to save him from fucking pancreatic cancer that's troubling,

0:37:01.320 --> 0:37:03.040
<v Speaker 1>or proste whichever would kill him.

0:37:03.840 --> 0:37:05.600
<v Speaker 2>One of the pea cancers.

0:37:06.160 --> 0:37:10.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was pancreatic is what got my mom. Eagerly,

0:37:10.200 --> 0:37:11.879
<v Speaker 1>he rushed to a mirror to see if, by some

0:37:11.960 --> 0:37:15.279
<v Speaker 1>magic means, the wonderful dream had come true. So real

0:37:15.360 --> 0:37:17.400
<v Speaker 1>the experience had been to Jim, it seemed that surely

0:37:17.440 --> 0:37:19.480
<v Speaker 1>it must have happened. But as he gazed into the mirror,

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<v Speaker 1>he saw at once that no magic had taken place,

0:37:21.920 --> 0:37:25.280
<v Speaker 1>at least any that was evidently evident immediately to the eyes.

0:37:25.560 --> 0:37:28.520
<v Speaker 1>His body was still sickly, looking prematurely old, and lacking

0:37:28.560 --> 0:37:32.600
<v Speaker 1>in vital strength. An unusually vibrant sparkle, however, shone strongly

0:37:32.640 --> 0:37:34.840
<v Speaker 1>in his blue eyes, as if he had contact living

0:37:34.880 --> 0:37:37.480
<v Speaker 1>forces that could quite easily if they so willed, to

0:37:37.520 --> 0:37:40.400
<v Speaker 1>transform him into the happy, healthy individual he longed to be.

0:37:41.040 --> 0:37:44.640
<v Speaker 1>This briefly was the first inspiring dream contact, as Jim

0:37:44.680 --> 0:37:49.000
<v Speaker 1>related it to Row while we walked. So a he's

0:37:49.040 --> 0:37:51.319
<v Speaker 1>had a or I think Bro was supposed to be me.

0:37:51.400 --> 0:37:53.839
<v Speaker 1>Someone did a fine replace in this manuscript that fucked

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<v Speaker 1>it up a little bit. So they have a dinner

0:37:56.160 --> 0:38:00.359
<v Speaker 1>which consists of fresh, delicious organic fruit sliced into generation bowl,

0:38:00.400 --> 0:38:02.840
<v Speaker 1>topped with sunflower seeds, all my nut cream and a

0:38:02.880 --> 0:38:10.040
<v Speaker 1>sprig of mint leaf refreshing. Yeah, everything is uncooked. You

0:38:10.040 --> 0:38:13.760
<v Speaker 1>can tell immediately when foods have been submitted to fire.

0:38:14.120 --> 0:38:16.600
<v Speaker 1>And after breakfast, Jim has to watch. Jim has to

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<v Speaker 1>write some letters while our author retires to his den,

0:38:19.600 --> 0:38:22.080
<v Speaker 1>and then he describes his library, which is very exciting

0:38:22.080 --> 0:38:24.200
<v Speaker 1>to me. I went to my library room to catch

0:38:24.280 --> 0:38:27.120
<v Speaker 1>up on some serious reading. My library is somewhat unique,

0:38:27.120 --> 0:38:29.480
<v Speaker 1>and that it contains several thousand books, chiefly of an

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<v Speaker 1>occult or mystical nature. Michaellection, You're nine Saucer in nineteen

0:38:34.760 --> 0:38:39.040
<v Speaker 1>sixty he might have been. I desperately want to see

0:38:39.040 --> 0:38:41.520
<v Speaker 1>because this is like, I gotta think if this, if

0:38:41.560 --> 0:38:45.720
<v Speaker 1>he's got thousands of books about like spaceflight, inner planetary books,

0:38:45.760 --> 0:38:48.440
<v Speaker 1>flying saucer shit in nineteen sixty he has every single one,

0:38:48.680 --> 0:38:51.880
<v Speaker 1>and most of this shit like is gone forever now,

0:38:52.280 --> 0:38:55.000
<v Speaker 1>Like a lot of this did not get digitized. This

0:38:55.080 --> 0:38:58.200
<v Speaker 1>man's library was a treasure trove of lost media that

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<v Speaker 1>I would kill to get by hands on. We'd be

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<v Speaker 1>set for years, Mollie. We could do this twice a

0:39:05.080 --> 0:39:10.720
<v Speaker 1>week of the content. Think of how much content we'd get. Ah,

0:39:10.800 --> 0:39:13.799
<v Speaker 1>if only if you know where fucking Michael X's our

0:39:14.239 --> 0:39:15.040
<v Speaker 1>library went.

0:39:15.880 --> 0:39:17.040
<v Speaker 2>Where was this estate sale?

0:39:17.719 --> 0:39:20.080
<v Speaker 1>I will fight and kill to get my hands on it.

0:39:21.040 --> 0:39:23.319
<v Speaker 1>So he starts looking through his library to find something

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<v Speaker 1>on the subject of health that he can recommend to Jim,

0:39:26.120 --> 0:39:28.719
<v Speaker 1>and he's disappointed. I think this is his explanation for

0:39:28.719 --> 0:39:29.880
<v Speaker 1>why he had to write these.

0:39:29.680 --> 0:39:31.879
<v Speaker 2>Books, because the book he needed didn't exist. That's why

0:39:31.920 --> 0:39:32.520
<v Speaker 2>he had to write it.

0:39:32.760 --> 0:39:35.360
<v Speaker 1>That's right. And every self help book has that piece

0:39:36.320 --> 0:39:38.680
<v Speaker 1>and the why I had to write it thing. And

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<v Speaker 1>then while he's reading, and don't you hate it, Mollie.

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<v Speaker 1>We all have this experience. You're deep in some research,

0:39:45.080 --> 0:39:47.560
<v Speaker 1>you're in the stacks as it were, and you get

0:39:47.560 --> 0:39:49.680
<v Speaker 1>a call, you know, your phone starts buzzing, and.

0:39:49.680 --> 0:39:51.560
<v Speaker 2>You're like, that never happens to me. Mine doesn't ring.

0:39:52.200 --> 0:39:55.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, mine doesn't ring either. Actually, you simply can't exist

0:39:55.040 --> 0:39:58.120
<v Speaker 1>that way anymore. But his phone is not ringing. He

0:39:58.200 --> 0:40:01.359
<v Speaker 1>is getting called by telethought commune nication, which is there

0:40:01.400 --> 0:40:04.440
<v Speaker 1>like a do not disturb for that.

0:40:04.440 --> 0:40:05.239
<v Speaker 2>That does happen to me.

0:40:05.560 --> 0:40:07.879
<v Speaker 1>You turn your telethought back on and you're like, oh shit,

0:40:07.960 --> 0:40:10.160
<v Speaker 1>I missed a lot of calls from the fucking arborist.

0:40:10.200 --> 0:40:12.480
<v Speaker 1>You're supposed to come and cut that tree down. Fuck me,

0:40:12.640 --> 0:40:15.680
<v Speaker 1>fuck me, I had one thing to do today.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think the Venusians can leave voicemails?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, that's what the dreams are, because between dream

0:40:22.640 --> 0:40:24.920
<v Speaker 3>communication and telethought, it just went easier.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe the dreams it's like, hell, you just go to

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<v Speaker 1>sleep and it's like, hey, so lanzare here, and sorry,

0:40:31.120 --> 0:40:33.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm in traffic right now. Hey hey, come on

0:40:33.760 --> 0:40:36.840
<v Speaker 1>speed up man, it's the fucking highway. Sorry anyway, I

0:40:36.880 --> 0:40:39.400
<v Speaker 1>just want to let you know you're.

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<v Speaker 3>Positive universe in which even our ascended masters get stuck

0:40:42.400 --> 0:40:42.920
<v Speaker 3>in traffic.

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<v Speaker 1>That yes, because I I can only imagine and I

0:40:46.840 --> 0:40:49.600
<v Speaker 1>get the feeling. Michael imagines that Venus is just like

0:40:50.680 --> 0:40:58.120
<v Speaker 1>Los Angeles and the Stars. It's just la.

0:40:56.120 --> 0:40:57.400
<v Speaker 2>Everyone's eating an arawan.

0:40:59.040 --> 0:41:01.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's fucking old foods as far as the eye

0:41:01.320 --> 0:41:05.480
<v Speaker 1>can goddamn. See. So he gets a call from Lanzara

0:41:05.880 --> 0:41:09.360
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, hey, good news. You know your buddy,

0:41:09.600 --> 0:41:12.240
<v Speaker 1>we sent him a dream. The first river he crossed

0:41:12.280 --> 0:41:15.040
<v Speaker 1>represents the basic primary need to cleanse the mind of

0:41:15.080 --> 0:41:18.200
<v Speaker 1>negative thoughts, false tradition or race thinking.

0:41:18.480 --> 0:41:18.839
<v Speaker 2>Uh uh.

0:41:20.880 --> 0:41:26.440
<v Speaker 1>Uh oh, and the error he just moves right past it,

0:41:26.719 --> 0:41:29.879
<v Speaker 1>and the error of reasoning from falser wrong premises. As

0:41:29.920 --> 0:41:32.399
<v Speaker 1>long as Jim Lindy clings to the useless mental habit

0:41:32.440 --> 0:41:36.279
<v Speaker 1>of worshiping all caps false gods, he will remain confused

0:41:36.320 --> 0:41:39.560
<v Speaker 1>and sick. False gods are those ideas, beliefs, and practices

0:41:39.600 --> 0:41:43.880
<v Speaker 1>based upon human ignorance, wilful deceit, or mystifying complexity. They

0:41:43.920 --> 0:41:47.120
<v Speaker 1>invariably all caps block the constructive healing power of the

0:41:47.200 --> 0:41:50.640
<v Speaker 1>natural all caps life forces. This is why most methods

0:41:50.680 --> 0:41:53.319
<v Speaker 1>of healing human ills on your planet are so ineffective.

0:41:53.560 --> 0:41:56.800
<v Speaker 1>Many of them are ridiculous, some are actually destructive. Why

0:41:56.840 --> 0:42:01.040
<v Speaker 1>because they ignore the divine intelligence or God within the

0:42:01.080 --> 0:42:04.360
<v Speaker 1>individual and interfere with its natural activity, which is always

0:42:04.360 --> 0:42:09.560
<v Speaker 1>working towards good. Yes, yeah, yeah, I mean, what's there

0:42:09.600 --> 0:42:10.600
<v Speaker 1>to even say about that?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, what if that's I mean, the first river

0:42:12.600 --> 0:42:14.480
<v Speaker 3>seems like it covers a lot of territory, are the.

0:42:14.400 --> 0:42:16.960
<v Speaker 1>Second the first river covers? Yeah, that's a real Ganji's

0:42:17.040 --> 0:42:20.600
<v Speaker 1>kind of situation there, So yeah, he goes on. All

0:42:20.600 --> 0:42:22.719
<v Speaker 1>these rivers are basically the same thing, which is you've

0:42:22.719 --> 0:42:25.040
<v Speaker 1>got to cleanse yourself of different things that are bad.

0:42:25.400 --> 0:42:27.560
<v Speaker 2>Well, the first river cleansed the mine, the second river.

0:42:27.640 --> 0:42:37.080
<v Speaker 1>The second river is emotional or immediately while shit now.

0:42:37.120 --> 0:42:41.359
<v Speaker 1>The second river is emotional or desire nature. The third

0:42:41.440 --> 0:42:44.360
<v Speaker 1>river signifies the great need to cleanse all the cells

0:42:44.360 --> 0:42:46.440
<v Speaker 1>of the physical body, as well as the atoms of

0:42:46.480 --> 0:42:50.319
<v Speaker 1>which those cells are composed. Sounds exhausting. About once every

0:42:50.360 --> 0:42:53.040
<v Speaker 1>three years, I managed to clean the baseboards in my house,

0:42:53.120 --> 0:42:55.320
<v Speaker 1>and I always feel like a fucking god. So I

0:42:55.640 --> 0:42:58.600
<v Speaker 1>can't imagine if you got around to cleaning your atoms,

0:42:58.640 --> 0:43:01.120
<v Speaker 1>you'd feel great. That would really help.

0:43:01.200 --> 0:43:04.480
<v Speaker 2>If the atoms are gunked up like the lifetrons.

0:43:03.920 --> 0:43:05.320
<v Speaker 1>Can't, they're not going to move around.

0:43:05.680 --> 0:43:09.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the life trons will stock me. Yeah, no when

0:43:09.719 --> 0:43:10.440
<v Speaker 2>I when I'm back to.

0:43:10.560 --> 0:43:13.680
<v Speaker 1>The basic sound like it's like like a lifetron reuptake inhibitor,

0:43:13.680 --> 0:43:15.440
<v Speaker 1>which actually seems like it could be good. If you

0:43:15.480 --> 0:43:18.040
<v Speaker 1>don't let the lifetrons leave, then maybe like they stay

0:43:18.080 --> 0:43:19.120
<v Speaker 1>in you like an SSRI.

0:43:19.160 --> 0:43:22.440
<v Speaker 2>I yeah, you need to restimulate the life receptors.

0:43:22.640 --> 0:43:24.400
<v Speaker 1>But then if you if you eat too much fruit,

0:43:24.440 --> 0:43:28.000
<v Speaker 1>which I think is like the lifetron equivalent of you

0:43:28.040 --> 0:43:29.240
<v Speaker 1>get life tron syndrome.

0:43:29.719 --> 0:43:33.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm vibrating in a too high.

0:43:34.520 --> 0:43:37.879
<v Speaker 1>Just imagining kids at the club eating fruit, like passing out.

0:43:37.920 --> 0:43:40.080
<v Speaker 1>They have to get like fruit in arcand, which I

0:43:40.080 --> 0:43:41.560
<v Speaker 1>guess is just a steak.

0:43:44.520 --> 0:43:50.000
<v Speaker 2>Such a high frequency.

0:43:51.360 --> 0:43:54.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you keep like some McDonald's fries at a breakaway

0:43:54.440 --> 0:43:56.520
<v Speaker 1>glass thing in order to bring them down if they

0:43:56.560 --> 0:43:58.280
<v Speaker 1>get too high up into space.

0:44:00.719 --> 0:44:02.920
<v Speaker 3>There's a guy in booth watching the surveillance camera. And

0:44:02.920 --> 0:44:05.680
<v Speaker 3>if you disappear from the footage, you know your vibrational.

0:44:05.320 --> 0:44:07.760
<v Speaker 1>Frequency you're too high. You're too high.

0:44:08.120 --> 0:44:08.520
<v Speaker 2>Beef talent.

0:44:08.800 --> 0:44:16.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're coming in there with a jolis just start.

0:44:17.360 --> 0:44:21.320
<v Speaker 2>Like in Blade, except like it's just form tallow.

0:44:22.120 --> 0:44:25.880
<v Speaker 1>But the second before you said that I thought of blade, Mollie,

0:44:26.719 --> 0:44:30.280
<v Speaker 1>speaking of vibrations, you and I are clearly we're clearly

0:44:30.320 --> 0:44:36.959
<v Speaker 1>writing a similar way right now. Oh fuck. Anyway, we'll

0:44:36.960 --> 0:44:40.120
<v Speaker 1>move away from Jim's boring dream and to the prescription

0:44:40.239 --> 0:44:43.239
<v Speaker 1>that Lonzara actually gives Michael while he's just trying to

0:44:43.239 --> 0:44:44.400
<v Speaker 1>read a goddamn book.

0:44:44.680 --> 0:44:46.880
<v Speaker 2>And it's that the answers weren't in the fucking book.

0:44:47.680 --> 0:44:50.640
<v Speaker 1>It's a cleansing fast, Mollie. It's a cleansing fast.

0:44:51.520 --> 0:44:53.040
<v Speaker 2>So day one, well, how are you going to get

0:44:53.040 --> 0:44:54.239
<v Speaker 2>any life trons that way?

0:44:54.480 --> 0:44:56.239
<v Speaker 1>Well, that's that's kind of the thing. The first you've

0:44:56.280 --> 0:44:58.000
<v Speaker 1>got to get out the bad stuff that's blocking the

0:44:58.040 --> 0:45:01.160
<v Speaker 1>life drons. All you get on day one distilled water

0:45:01.200 --> 0:45:03.200
<v Speaker 1>with a little bit of lemon or orange juice in it.

0:45:05.200 --> 0:45:07.479
<v Speaker 2>Dead water you can get. It's the deadest water.

0:45:07.880 --> 0:45:11.200
<v Speaker 1>Well not according to this guy. I don't know, Molly.

0:45:11.280 --> 0:45:12.760
<v Speaker 1>Do you know any guys from Venus.

0:45:13.440 --> 0:45:16.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying, if we're talking about like vital forces still.

0:45:19.719 --> 0:45:22.200
<v Speaker 1>They're in La. This book wouldn't have gotten written if

0:45:22.200 --> 0:45:27.000
<v Speaker 1>they've dread Drinking from the La River. That is just once,

0:45:27.200 --> 0:45:29.560
<v Speaker 1>that is just a solid mass of Giardia.

0:45:29.719 --> 0:45:30.839
<v Speaker 2>It's too vital.

0:45:34.000 --> 0:45:40.200
<v Speaker 1>To alive. Oh man, Okay, it's so funny. La has

0:45:40.239 --> 0:45:43.759
<v Speaker 1>a river and it's just concrete. The whole river bed,

0:45:43.840 --> 0:45:48.600
<v Speaker 1>everything's concrete. Yeah. No, there was a river going through

0:45:48.719 --> 0:45:51.279
<v Speaker 1>l A and we just kind of made it all concrete.

0:45:51.320 --> 0:45:55.000
<v Speaker 1>If you've watched Terminator too, the Great Chase scene where

0:45:55.360 --> 0:45:59.280
<v Speaker 1>terminators on the motorcycle, that's the Los Angeles River. They're

0:45:59.400 --> 0:46:03.439
<v Speaker 1>driving on the river bed. There's some water, not a lot.

0:46:03.600 --> 0:46:07.359
<v Speaker 1>Usually where did they put the river? They didn't put

0:46:07.360 --> 0:46:11.320
<v Speaker 1>it anywhere. Everyone just moved to southern California and bought cars,

0:46:11.360 --> 0:46:16.040
<v Speaker 1>and nature took its course. So we've got this cleansing fast.

0:46:16.280 --> 0:46:19.200
<v Speaker 1>Day three, finally, is when you actually start to eat

0:46:19.239 --> 0:46:22.799
<v Speaker 1>again and you get all you can eat of one fruit, right,

0:46:23.400 --> 0:46:25.759
<v Speaker 1>so your choice, like dealer fe of your choice, Yes,

0:46:25.920 --> 0:46:28.440
<v Speaker 1>including tomatoes. He reminds us, those are a fruit.

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<v Speaker 2>What fruit are you picking?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to say cherries, but I know that we

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<v Speaker 1>lost to president that way.

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<v Speaker 2>You can only eat so many of those.

0:46:38.440 --> 0:46:40.759
<v Speaker 1>I think probably mangoes, because I feel like that's going

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<v Speaker 1>to actually or if magos or pears are going to

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<v Speaker 1>like at least do the most to make me not miserable, right,

0:46:45.440 --> 0:46:47.279
<v Speaker 1>that's feel like they have the most body to them.

0:46:48.440 --> 0:46:49.880
<v Speaker 2>Mango's a really good choice.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly though, I tend to be a savory guy, so

0:46:52.840 --> 0:46:54.520
<v Speaker 1>I think I might just be craving at tomato by

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<v Speaker 1>that fucking point.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, sure, melon, pineapp.

0:47:01.719 --> 0:47:04.759
<v Speaker 1>Oh I can destroy. Oh. I gotta tell you, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what. We're gonna close out on this, but I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta tell you my watermelon story. So the other day

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<v Speaker 1>or the other year, my buddy, my buddy's hanging out.

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<v Speaker 1>He's from Berlin, he's back in the States, and he's

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<v Speaker 1>the kind of guy. He's the guy who I had

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<v Speaker 1>my muscle eating contest with. And every time one of

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<v Speaker 1>us hears about a new weird eating thing thing, we

0:47:21.760 --> 0:47:23.759
<v Speaker 1>do it together. And the thing I read about with

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<v Speaker 1>someone being like, hey, if you ever freeze a watermelon,

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<v Speaker 1>then get naked in the shower and just start eating it,

0:47:29.480 --> 0:47:31.759
<v Speaker 1>like literally shove it into your face. Like get really

0:47:31.760 --> 0:47:34.640
<v Speaker 1>hot outside on a summer day, like doing yard work,

0:47:34.719 --> 0:47:37.360
<v Speaker 1>heavy outdoor labor, to where you're like exhausted, you've been

0:47:37.400 --> 0:47:40.080
<v Speaker 1>out for hours, you're like sweaty and sunburnt. Then grab

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<v Speaker 1>a half of a frozen watermelon, walk into the shower

0:47:44.520 --> 0:47:46.360
<v Speaker 1>and shove it into your face as you turn on

0:47:46.400 --> 0:47:50.960
<v Speaker 1>the water. It's an ecstatic experience and it actually does rule.

0:47:51.480 --> 0:47:54.960
<v Speaker 1>Definitely try that out, folks. Eat Eat a watermelon after

0:47:55.040 --> 0:47:57.880
<v Speaker 1>coming in from the heat, a frozen watermelon in the shower.

0:47:58.000 --> 0:48:03.480
<v Speaker 1>It rules. Just with your face washing. It's a great thing.

0:48:04.080 --> 0:48:07.120
<v Speaker 2>Eating fruit. Should not have this many steps. This sounds

0:48:07.120 --> 0:48:08.720
<v Speaker 2>like some Venusian bullshit.

0:48:08.920 --> 0:48:14.239
<v Speaker 1>You're not going to The Venusians called me when I

0:48:14.280 --> 0:48:16.719
<v Speaker 1>was trying to read a book and they told me

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<v Speaker 1>to do this.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh.

0:48:18.080 --> 0:48:19.799
<v Speaker 1>And so my buddy Lenny and I did it, and

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<v Speaker 1>we both agreed.

0:48:20.840 --> 0:48:24.040
<v Speaker 2>Pretty good time together or separately, separately.

0:48:24.360 --> 0:48:27.000
<v Speaker 1>There's not enough room. There's not enough room to eat.

0:48:27.040 --> 0:48:30.279
<v Speaker 4>The second you started to talk about this sounds like, Lenny.

0:48:34.040 --> 0:48:37.320
<v Speaker 1>We had a good time. Anyway, try that, Try that, folks.

0:48:37.920 --> 0:48:40.239
<v Speaker 2>Okay, is that the episode?

0:48:40.520 --> 0:48:43.480
<v Speaker 1>That's the episode? This is fine, this is good, this

0:48:43.600 --> 0:48:46.160
<v Speaker 1>is good enough. I don't I don't know that we're

0:48:46.160 --> 0:48:50.960
<v Speaker 1>returning to this particular book of Venusian health magic. But

0:48:51.000 --> 0:48:53.640
<v Speaker 1>if people like this, there's some more old alien ship

0:48:53.719 --> 0:48:54.399
<v Speaker 1>we can get to.

0:48:54.520 --> 0:48:55.640
<v Speaker 4>Ask one more time.

0:48:56.120 --> 0:49:00.720
<v Speaker 2>The cover, Yeah, the cover, yeah.

0:48:59.400 --> 0:49:02.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the cover. I mean I always worry about our

0:49:02.200 --> 0:49:06.040
<v Speaker 1>listeners not seeing this, but like, yeah, it's just like

0:49:06.120 --> 0:49:09.800
<v Speaker 1>it's clearly a crayon drawing of a of a spacecraft

0:49:10.760 --> 0:49:14.799
<v Speaker 1>shooting rainbows at a woman with long golden hair and

0:49:15.040 --> 0:49:18.359
<v Speaker 1>flowers in her hair. It's not a It does look

0:49:18.400 --> 0:49:19.920
<v Speaker 1>like a child's illustration.

0:49:20.520 --> 0:49:22.200
<v Speaker 2>It looks like the cover of a coloring book.

0:49:22.520 --> 0:49:24.280
<v Speaker 1>It looks like the color of a color It looks

0:49:24.320 --> 0:49:29.719
<v Speaker 1>like a Lisa frank original coloring book. Yes, oh man.

0:49:29.560 --> 0:49:36.200
<v Speaker 2>I won't. I learned a lot about how to heal myself. Yep,

0:49:36.280 --> 0:49:37.840
<v Speaker 2>with vibrations and fruit.

0:49:39.360 --> 0:49:40.759
<v Speaker 1>Are you gonna do it?

0:49:41.600 --> 0:49:43.799
<v Speaker 3>I'm probably gonna go eat some clementines because by I'm

0:49:43.840 --> 0:49:45.440
<v Speaker 3>in a big bag from Costco. So I don't eat

0:49:45.480 --> 0:49:47.120
<v Speaker 3>them fifteen at a time. They go bad and then

0:49:47.120 --> 0:49:49.759
<v Speaker 3>I feel bad. So I make myself feel bad by

0:49:49.800 --> 0:49:50.560
<v Speaker 3>eating too many fruits.

0:49:50.600 --> 0:49:55.080
<v Speaker 1>How those fucking clementines look? You know? Until next time?

0:49:55.120 --> 0:49:57.920
<v Speaker 1>Now here's my question, what about? Because I do kind

0:49:57.960 --> 0:50:00.799
<v Speaker 1>of wonder if raw meat guys are ascended from this

0:50:00.920 --> 0:50:04.080
<v Speaker 1>where they're like writing about cooking stuff. But it doesn't

0:50:04.120 --> 0:50:06.759
<v Speaker 1>have to be fruit. You know, there's a lot of

0:50:06.800 --> 0:50:08.640
<v Speaker 1>bacteria on raw meat. Why not?

0:50:09.600 --> 0:50:11.080
<v Speaker 2>It's it's very vital.

0:50:11.320 --> 0:50:13.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, especially if you're as obsessed with game as these

0:50:13.520 --> 0:50:15.480
<v Speaker 1>guys are. There's a lot of parasites in there too.

0:50:15.560 --> 0:50:16.720
<v Speaker 1>It's extremely alive.

0:50:17.320 --> 0:50:18.919
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I do like a raw meat, but under

0:50:18.920 --> 0:50:20.480
<v Speaker 2>a very specific circumstance.

0:50:20.920 --> 0:50:22.920
<v Speaker 1>You know, man, nice sushi.

0:50:23.560 --> 0:50:25.400
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I don't eat fish. I'm afraid of the ocean.

0:50:25.880 --> 0:50:27.200
<v Speaker 3>I'm talking about steak tartar.

0:50:27.320 --> 0:50:30.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh, steak tartar can't be well, Molly, where can people

0:50:31.320 --> 0:50:34.360
<v Speaker 1>find you in your work? The steak Tartar of writing

0:50:34.360 --> 0:50:35.959
<v Speaker 1>about weird Little Guys? Wow?

0:50:36.040 --> 0:50:39.480
<v Speaker 2>True, just raw, raw and uncut raw, uncut.

0:50:40.440 --> 0:50:43.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you can listen to Weird Little Guys every Thursday

0:50:43.040 --> 0:50:46.200
<v Speaker 3>wherever you get your podcasts. It's fun and it won't

0:50:46.200 --> 0:50:48.560
<v Speaker 3>make you sad. Probably it will make you sad.

0:50:48.840 --> 0:50:53.320
<v Speaker 1>It'll make you do like it. Yeah. All right, everybody. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>this has been Behind the Bastards, a podcast that this

0:50:56.239 --> 0:50:59.960
<v Speaker 1>week was about Venus. Next week, I'm sure we'll be

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