Speaker 1: Also media, Uh, we're back and I'm thinking about the
Speaker 1: time John Lovetz beat up Andy Dick.
Speaker 2: I was not also thinking about that earlier today.
Speaker 1: Why because it's it's one of like it's it's just
Speaker 1: a good moment of American history, Molly, it's a it's
Speaker 1: a time I'm it's like the it's like the landings
Speaker 1: at Normandy Right, It's one of those moments that just
Speaker 1: makes me and I'm proud to be an America. Ye, coming,
Speaker 1: I think it happened multiple times.
Speaker 3: That was before Andy Dick got caught hanging out with
Speaker 3: those neo Nazis.
Speaker 1: No, but that was after Andy Dick played a role
Speaker 1: in the death of one of the greatest voice actors.
Speaker 2: Of any generation, kill Phil Hartman.
Speaker 1: He did kind of help kill Phil Hartman. Yes, and
Speaker 1: this is relevant. It's not relevant, but it's come up
Speaker 1: because I just saw a clip of that the Hassan,
Speaker 1: the the guy with the very popular leftist streamer guy
Speaker 1: interviewing one of the Pods Save bros. Uh, John Lovetts
Speaker 1: John Lovett, who had I had all this time in
Speaker 1: my head been assuming John Lovett's was on Pod Save
Speaker 1: America and been like that doesn't make any sense at all,
Speaker 1: an't like conservative. I don't know much about John Lovetts
Speaker 1: other than that he beat up Andy Dick. But absolutely not.
Speaker 1: It's some fucking not the same guy, very unimpressive, but
Speaker 1: I don't. Yes, I wish John Lovett's was on that podcast. Now,
Speaker 1: I don't know any of his opinions. I assume most
Speaker 1: of them, outside of his Andy Dick opinions, are bad.
Speaker 1: But I just can't hear John Lovetz's voice and not
Speaker 1: think of the critic, and that makes me happy.
Speaker 3: I mean, what better way to find out all of
Speaker 3: someone's awful opinions than putting them on a podcast?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Exactly, exactly podcast.
Speaker 2: On the last episode of this podcast, I promised the
Speaker 2: show listeners.
Speaker 1: Horseshoe's weird knife.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Robert, Oh, the show was your cool knife.
Speaker 4: It's my cool knife. Robert got it for me for
Speaker 4: my birthday a few years back.
Speaker 1: And the hope that you would find out how to
Speaker 1: use it. How do you use that thing? You can
Speaker 1: use it for?
Speaker 4: I use it for primarily for like a like a
Speaker 4: cheese board or good or for herb slicing.
Speaker 2: It's a rocking motion here. Yeah, I didn't get any props,
Speaker 2: should I have brought a prop to the part two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, you should always. You should always bring a prop.
Speaker 1: By the way, my prop this this sword right here
Speaker 1: that I brought up in the last episode.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 1: It's nice. It's actually a direct a bladesmith that I know,
Speaker 1: whose name i'll give you in a minute. Read a
Speaker 1: new fantasy series. One of the books and it is
Speaker 1: called The Daughter's War. It's very good. You should check
Speaker 1: it out. I read them both as well, and so
Speaker 1: when I saw he'd made a sword based on those
Speaker 1: books and it was very reasonably priced, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, I gotta get it. If you look to
Speaker 1: our blade maker Randall blade Maker on Twitter, you can
Speaker 1: find his shit. He's very good and again opens a
Speaker 1: YouTube package like a son of a bitch. I also
Speaker 1: pruned a fig tree with this bad boy the other day.
Speaker 1: Pretty good time.
Speaker 2: Multipurpose your fig tree.
Speaker 1: Is scary fig tree. It's massive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, giant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I guess we got to get back to it.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 3: Apparently during our our, I guess we were gone for
Speaker 3: several days and or ten minutes.
Speaker 2: I did discover that someone.
Speaker 3: Has made a LinkedIn page for Valiant thor I don't
Speaker 3: think he is still alive, but he does have a
Speaker 3: LinkedIn page that shows he still works at the Space
Speaker 3: Missile Defense Command.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good, that's good. Okay, what is he doing
Speaker 1: at this Like, what's the job title?
Speaker 2: Advisor of the Joint Sheets of Staff.
Speaker 3: Uh huh yep, yeah, he's the Space Missile Defense Command
Speaker 3: is part of the Army, so he advises the Joint
Speaker 3: chiefs of Staff in.
Speaker 1: Valiant Thor sitting in So Donald Trump is presumably having
Speaker 1: meetings with Valiant Thor at this point. He's at the table.
Speaker 1: He's at the table. That's that's comforting, actually, you know,
Speaker 1: because he seems like he's got our best interests at heart.
Speaker 1: Speaking of which, shall we get back back into our book,
Speaker 1: Venusian Health, Magic and Venusian's Secret Science by Michael X Barton.
Speaker 1: Just a beautiful tomes. It smells slightly of incense. I
Speaker 1: assume that's because wherever they print these books, a lot
Speaker 1: of people are burning a lot of incense. All right,
Speaker 1: So we're ready to get back into our friend Michael
Speaker 1: X Barton and his story his experiences with Lonzara and Shalana,
Speaker 1: who have transcended their earthly bodies, but not the patriarchy.
Speaker 1: As we noted in the last episode, Molly.
Speaker 2: I'm ready to get healed. I'm ready to get healed.
Speaker 1: You're ready to get healed? Well, this is going to
Speaker 1: tell you how to it to me. Yeah, And the
Speaker 1: spoiler is it's just fruit. It's a shitload of fruit,
Speaker 1: Molly Lanzara. And so he's talking to he reaches out
Speaker 1: after like having a hanging out with his buddy, you know,
Speaker 1: they go to bed. His friend is sick, you know,
Speaker 1: he's been just getting worse and worse over the last
Speaker 1: couple of years, and Michael convenes with Lonzara to ask
Speaker 1: him how do I help my buddy Jim get better?
Speaker 1: And Lonzar, when he last communicated with me telepathically, had
Speaker 1: taught me many astounding facts regarding the wonderful health and
Speaker 1: amazing longevity of the people of Venus. To a true
Speaker 1: student of the occult or hidden side of life, none
Speaker 1: of the Venusian's secret science is the least bit impractical
Speaker 1: or even fantastic. You and I know that all the
Speaker 1: higher teachings of life are far more practical and true
Speaker 1: than the mere human mind can realize at first in time,
Speaker 1: as the personal vibrations become raised into higher and still
Speaker 1: higher octaves of being. All limitations vanish and man's spirit
Speaker 1: controls matter. Those of you who have studied Venusian's secret
Speaker 1: science and which I related my series of contacts with Lonzara,
Speaker 1: know that he gave me special suggestions to observe in
Speaker 1: regard to the New Age diet as well as other matters.
Speaker 1: By applying these suggestions and sticking to them until they
Speaker 1: become positive habits in my daily life, I discovered to
Speaker 1: my great Droid that my health improved immensely, but that
Speaker 1: is not the only practical benefit. My mental and spiritual
Speaker 1: faculties became much more keener inactive than ever before. So
Speaker 1: he's doing he's doing well. And he wakes up his
Speaker 1: friend Jim Lindy the next day and he's like, look,
Speaker 1: I got to tell you about some of this Venusian magic.
Speaker 1: I know. I'm very excited. And Jim says, you talk
Speaker 1: as if you really know much more about the space
Speaker 1: people than you're letting on.
Speaker 2: That he does.
Speaker 1: He does, He absolutely does. So he's happy that Jim
Speaker 1: is open minded to his suggestions, and he takes him
Speaker 1: to his apartment. Yeah, we arrived at my apartment dwelling
Speaker 1: within thirty minutes from the time we left the airport.
Speaker 1: It is a large apartment, not new, but well constructed
Speaker 1: and designed for human comfort and convenience. The rooms are
Speaker 1: large and cheerfully decorated. My housekeeper, Lenor, occupies another apartment
Speaker 1: in the same vicinity. She is a gentle and gracious soul,
Speaker 1: deeply interested in the advanced teachings of the Venusians. By
Speaker 1: putting their teachings into practice in her own life, Lenora
Speaker 1: succeeded in outwitting to a great extant the effects of
Speaker 1: father time.
Speaker 3: She's sorry, how is this zillow ad helping me understand
Speaker 3: my life?
Speaker 2: Tron's unclear.
Speaker 1: She is very youthful looking. In her estimation, mere calidi
Speaker 1: ears are little importance. The thing that matters most is
Speaker 1: biological age, as the flexibility or one sells and arteries
Speaker 1: by true standards, Leonora is indeed young. I'm really trying
Speaker 1: to get a grip on what his relationship with Leonora is,
Speaker 1: and it is very unclear.
Speaker 2: It's his housekeeper, but he seems to know a lot
Speaker 2: about her flexibility.
Speaker 1: M hmmmm hmm. And again, within the parlance of these essays,
Speaker 1: the fact that he's talking about like she's old, but
Speaker 1: she doesn't look at much better than what you normally get.
Speaker 1: So I'm not gonna harp too much on this stuff. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: Jim accepts the emotion to stay or the invitation to stay.
Speaker 1: They have dinner and it's just fruit salad. Jim has
Speaker 1: a great time because quote a vital natural is earthman's
Speaker 1: first step in preparing himself physically and spiritually to meet
Speaker 1: the space people. You can't talk to the Venusians otherwise.
Speaker 3: Is it possible that these guys just weren't getting enough
Speaker 3: fiber before and that's why they feel better right away?
Speaker 1: Uh, that's actually very likely. They were eating a sixties
Speaker 1: diet which consisted of nothing but fried cheese.
Speaker 3: Like Salisbury's steak and cigarettes. Like he hasn't shit in days.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's his problem. Since Michael left in nineteen
Speaker 1: fifty three, Jim has not take a shit.
Speaker 2: His doctors can't figure it out. It hurts so bad.
Speaker 1: I just imagine it's like conclave. There's like thirty doctors
Speaker 1: in lab coats on Jane's spoken. Paul Mal's no idea.
Speaker 1: What's wrong? What could it be? I don't know why
Speaker 1: don't we go get some sALS? Very sick, Robert.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know if you guys heard the news,
Speaker 3: but kat Turt has a bowel impaction. So this is
Speaker 3: a very real problem facing America's men.
Speaker 1: So we're returning to tradition on this stuff. Good times.
Speaker 1: So sorry I skipped ahead a little bit earlier. Now
Speaker 1: is where he bids Jim goodnight, saying that, like you know,
Speaker 1: tomorrow tonight, I'm going to talk to my Venusian master
Speaker 1: and then we're going to we're going to start your
Speaker 1: health program. So I wonder I know you're wondering, Molly.
Speaker 1: You know the question everyone has, how do you get
Speaker 1: into contact with people from Venus? Thank God? Michael details
Speaker 1: in this book his regular procedure. First, he raises the
Speaker 1: vibratory rate of his psychic brain centers the pituitary and
Speaker 1: by neal glands.
Speaker 2: Actually, I need a step before that. One that can't
Speaker 2: be step one.
Speaker 1: That is step one. That's that's the step one becau step.
Speaker 1: He places psyche Gym's t lolith and lapis lingua directly
Speaker 1: over his pituitary and pineal glands, and he exerts mild
Speaker 1: pressure with his hands He then visualizes a beam of
Speaker 1: white light shining from the center of his forehead towards Venus.
Speaker 1: On this beam of light, I sent out my call
Speaker 1: to Master Lonzara and patiently awaited his response to the message.
Speaker 2: So he's pressing a crystal.
Speaker 1: Two crystals, Molly, two crystals, Like, one crystal is not
Speaker 1: going to do it. If you've just got one crystal, you're.
Speaker 2: Getting nowhere my pituitary gland up in your head.
Speaker 3: So I imagine he's like pressing a crystal to the
Speaker 3: front and back of his head.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's something like that, because the pineal
Speaker 1: glands like right here. If I'm remembering various paintings by
Speaker 1: Alex Gray about taking DMT and yeah, it would make
Speaker 1: sense if the other one was back here. So he's
Speaker 1: got a crystal on either side of his head, and
Speaker 1: he's thinking about a pillar a light, and then he
Speaker 1: sends his message. You know, it's just like calling AT and.
Speaker 2: T Molly, Okay, this makes perfect sense to me. Gone,
Speaker 2: no one.
Speaker 1: Listened to this. Pot gosh, it's called AT and T
Speaker 1: in their entire life span. I don't know what to
Speaker 1: tell anyway. A minute passed, two minutes, then suddenly I
Speaker 1: felt a strange It's the same strange sensation that invariably
Speaker 1: happens whenever a message is sent to me from the
Speaker 1: space people. I can only partially describe it by saying
Speaker 1: that it is a physical, mental, and spiritual feeling of
Speaker 1: at onement with another living, thinking human being whose vibrations
Speaker 1: are extraordinarily harmonious. As his dynamic thoughts are conveyed one
Speaker 1: by one to my mind, I feel a sense of
Speaker 1: unusual peace, harmony, joyous stimulation, and timelessness. For a few
Speaker 1: precious moments, time ceases to be and I am strongly
Speaker 1: aware only of his magnetic presence, his consciousness, and the
Speaker 1: living truth of his vital message. Briefly, this is the
Speaker 1: feeling of a tunement that came to me after I
Speaker 1: had sent out my call to Lonzara. With this feeling,
Speaker 1: there also came into my awareness the special musical tone
Speaker 1: in the key of D with which Lonzara makes his
Speaker 1: presence known to me by telethought. Now, Mollie, that's a
Speaker 1: capitalized words. That's telegram, but with your thoughts, although it
Speaker 1: is spelled like telegram, but for like thoughts, like like
Speaker 1: the kids talk about thot oh no, yeah, it makes
Speaker 1: me giggle a little bit every time I come across
Speaker 1: that bad boy. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: The number of words he's creating and capitalizing.
Speaker 1: Is he has unique, and the Venusians have a unique
Speaker 1: attitude towards capitalizing words. They've ascended from our grammatical system.
Speaker 2: Molly, right, they've moved beyond it. They've graduated from it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, They're much better than us in that way
Speaker 1: and every other way. As his dynamic thoughts are conveyed
Speaker 1: one by one to my mind, I feel a sense
Speaker 1: of unusual peace, harmony, joyous stimulation, and timelessness.
Speaker 2: Where does he feel that?
Speaker 1: That's unclear, Molly. Joyous stimulation could mean a lot of things,
Speaker 1: and in this context, most of them aren't things I
Speaker 1: want to think about Michael X doing. For a few
Speaker 1: precious moments, time ceases to be and I'm strongly aware
Speaker 1: only of his magnetic presence, his consciousness, and the living
Speaker 1: truth of his vital message. Briefly, this is the feeling
Speaker 1: of attunement that came to me after I had sent
Speaker 1: out my call to Lonzara. With this feeling, there also
Speaker 1: came into my awareness the special musical tone and the
Speaker 1: key of d with which Lonzara makes his presence known
Speaker 1: to me by telethought. His masterful thoughts followed the musical
Speaker 1: tone Greetings Michael X, Blessings of life, love and ever
Speaker 1: increasing light to you and all our loved ones on
Speaker 1: planet Earth. Once again, it is our privileged and joy
Speaker 1: to serve our Earth brothers and sisters and assist them
Speaker 1: and their upward evolution. You, beloved brother, We're right in
Speaker 1: reasoning that we know of the serious illness of your
Speaker 1: dear friend Jim Lindy. We have been aware of his
Speaker 1: plight for some time, but it was recently. I love
Speaker 1: the idea brillions of humans. This is the sixties, you know,
Speaker 1: millions of people are being incinerated from the air and Vietnam.
Speaker 1: There is so much suffering in the world. But these
Speaker 1: Venutians are like, oh yeah, Jim, of course, we can't
Speaker 1: stop talking about Jim Lindy.
Speaker 3: You know, Jim's obviously special way because he's seen the
Speaker 3: crap he is and that wasn't a coincidence.
Speaker 1: Look, this is the man who's come the longest amount
Speaker 1: of time without Hi and as Venusians.
Speaker 2: We absolutely lifetronic health spot.
Speaker 1: This is we can't put back people back together when
Speaker 1: they get blown to shit by a C one thirty.
Speaker 1: But what we can do is help Jim Lindy.
Speaker 2: To shit, you know, like, just give him a bowl
Speaker 2: of honeydew melon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is literally the prescription. As much melon as
Speaker 1: you can fit in your body.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: We have been aware of his plight for some time,
Speaker 1: but it was not until recently that we could act
Speaker 1: in his behalf without interfering with his own will. Fortunately,
Speaker 1: Jim Lindy is open minded regarding us. That is most important.
Speaker 1: We can and shall help him. We shall point out
Speaker 1: certain health secrets which should not be secrets at all,
Speaker 1: but common knowledge to airthlings. At the Lifetronic Healing Center
Speaker 1: on Venus. We give out these and other teachings freely
Speaker 1: so that all Venusians learn how to work with nature's
Speaker 1: upbuilding measures from infancy on. So there are native born Venusians.
Speaker 1: They're not all ascended, which means and it exists because
Speaker 1: like our Venus does not grow melons. Molly is not
Speaker 1: a good melon climate. I don't know if you spend
Speaker 1: a lot of time.
Speaker 2: There cosmology here. So there have been both human beings
Speaker 2: from Earth who have ascended to.
Speaker 1: Venus and become Venusians.
Speaker 3: Then there are also human beings on Earth who are
Speaker 3: reincarnated from native Venusians, or are they the reincarnations of
Speaker 3: humans who ascended to Venus became Venusian.
Speaker 1: Appear to go birth both ways. And I would guess
Speaker 1: it's a matter of here's here's my guess. If I'm
Speaker 1: coming up with.
Speaker 3: A cosmology punishment if you get bored, no Venusians.
Speaker 1: We split off at some point, right, the ancient people
Speaker 1: who traveled into space, some of them wound up in
Speaker 1: Venus and they stayed smart. Whereas we developed daytime television,
Speaker 1: which really took us too, did a number on us.
Speaker 1: So the Venusians who were smart and and you know,
Speaker 1: they still love us. They still care about us. And
Speaker 1: when a human being is like wise enlightened enough they are,
Speaker 1: they're able to see and communicate with his soul and
Speaker 1: bring it to Venus. But their interactions with Venusians, who
Speaker 1: humans who have ascended to Venus, makes some of the
Speaker 1: nice Venusians feel very empathetic towards Earth, so they choose
Speaker 1: to die and be reincarnated on Earth to help us.
Speaker 1: And that's where Jesus comes from.
Speaker 2: I was gonna ask, I was actually.
Speaker 1: Gonna I'm selling this. That's how I'm selling this.
Speaker 3: No, because you said the exes to honor Christ and
Speaker 3: so usually guys that still believe in the existence of
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ but are also alien guys that they think
Speaker 3: Jesus was an alien.
Speaker 1: Well, that's exactly it. And in this it's a little
Speaker 1: more complicated that the aliens are humans, but they didn't
Speaker 1: come from Earth, so.
Speaker 2: Jesus chose to leave Venus and incarnate on Earth.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's my interpretation of this day.
Speaker 2: I'm up to speed.
Speaker 1: I'm up to speed. You're good. Yeah, all right, let's continue. So,
Speaker 1: uh yeah, they're going to give him some secrets. In
Speaker 1: Jim Lindy's case, he must first intensify his desire to
Speaker 1: be well. Then he must himself send forth his desire
Speaker 1: directly to us, and we shall give him a sign
Speaker 1: of our recognition and illumine his inner consciousness illuminate. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure if they were trying to say illuminate. I
Speaker 1: don't think illumine is a word.
Speaker 2: Illumine him, illumine.
Speaker 1: Him, so his inner consciousness. From time to time, this
Speaker 1: we shall do by a series of all caps, dream contexts,
Speaker 1: and word this word. Okay, I l l u m
Speaker 1: I n E.
Speaker 3: It is so it is it can it can be
Speaker 3: a literary way of saying to to brighten something like illuminate,
Speaker 3: but also it can be too spiritually or intellectually.
Speaker 1: Then you know what, I got to give it to
Speaker 1: Michael X. I learned something today.
Speaker 2: This is literature.
Speaker 1: We all learned something today. You know what? Why don't
Speaker 1: we Why don't we meditate on that? Get some rocks,
Speaker 1: stick them on one side of your head and another
Speaker 1: push him in a little bit, think of a pillar
Speaker 1: of light and listen to these ads.
Speaker 2: Do you think the rare earth metals inside my iPhone count?
Speaker 1: Should I press that to my like a couple of
Speaker 1: phones to your head? Did then matter? Fuck it? We're back, Actually, Molly,
Speaker 1: I kind of think the eyehones might do better, because
Speaker 1: obviously if a life is let of whatever child harvested
Speaker 1: those rare earth minerals is built into your life phone,
Speaker 1: so it's haunted and the ghost is probably like that's
Speaker 1: like it. That's like bringing in a guy to tune
Speaker 1: your TV antenna again, another thing no one has done
Speaker 1: in fucking thirty five years. Good stuff, So, Jim Lumen, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we have all been illumined on the word illumin Uh.
Speaker 1: They're going to do this by a series of dream
Speaker 1: contacts which will be made by us. While Jim is
Speaker 1: sleeping soundly at night. He will have those times experience
Speaker 1: unusually vivid dreams, each containing a vitally important message that's
Speaker 1: important for him to regain his health. You believe, then,
Speaker 1: I said quickly, that Jim Lindy can be cured so
Speaker 1: he will once again be vigorous and healthy. There are
Speaker 1: no cures, replied Lonzara. Jim's present state of painful illness
Speaker 1: was created by created by himself through his own unwise
Speaker 1: actions of eating nothing but Saulisbury's for forty two years.
Speaker 2: I do love.
Speaker 3: I do love the undercurrent of like, well, I can't
Speaker 3: get better until he actually wants to because he's sick,
Speaker 3: because he doesn't want it bad enough.
Speaker 1: There's a degree to which they're kind of being reasonable,
Speaker 1: because what they're literally saying is, like, there's a line here.
Speaker 1: Those who claim they can cure disease or charlatans, they're
Speaker 1: only fooling themselves and those homiss souls who turn to
Speaker 1: them in misguided trust and confidence. The simple truth is humanity.
Speaker 1: But then we get to this. The simple truth is
Speaker 1: humanity does not have to cure disease. All it needs
Speaker 1: to do is stop causing it, right, which you can
Speaker 1: do by only eating raw fruit. You know. I was like,
Speaker 1: I went there, whiplash. There, I was like, oh, maybe
Speaker 1: this isn't going to be sap. No, there we go. Okay.
Speaker 3: I feel like a lot of people who are selling
Speaker 3: you something dangerous will make a valid point about how
Speaker 3: everyone else who's doing that is pretty bad.
Speaker 2: But I'm not. I'm selling you the good lead VI.
Speaker 1: I'm selling you the good responsible life advice. So Jim's
Speaker 1: got to rebuild, like rebuild his health by reversing the
Speaker 1: pattern of disease and being healthy. And this is a
Speaker 1: super fast process if you do it right now. Normally
Speaker 1: it's very slow. The average person on Earth, if they're sick,
Speaker 1: they have no control over the healing process.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: You have to replace the thetans with the lifetrons.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, you must consider the natural time factor and
Speaker 1: allow for it. But and this is Lonzara again, many
Speaker 1: thousands of years ago, reckoning according to your earth time.
Speaker 1: The greatest minds of Venus found that the time factor
Speaker 1: in nature could be so minimized and reduced that we
Speaker 1: were able to accomplish results in weeks where formerly years
Speaker 1: were required. Then we progressed to a point where we
Speaker 1: could do so much in only a few days as
Speaker 1: we used to do in several weeks. Finally, our greatest
Speaker 1: breakthrough came when we discovered how to collapse time all caps,
Speaker 1: giving our own consciousness, so that the positive results were
Speaker 1: realized in mere seconds and minutes that previously took many
Speaker 1: hours and days to achieve. At the Life Stronic Healing
Speaker 1: as Center on Venus, we had long studied the simple,
Speaker 1: marvelous laws of the universe and the forces of nature,
Speaker 1: knowing as we did that these natural laws are designed
Speaker 1: by the Creator for the good of all life. We
Speaker 1: did not attempt to change the unchangeable. Instead, we did
Speaker 1: our best to learn those wonderful laws and to tune
Speaker 1: ourselves with them. As we ourselves learned higher truths. We
Speaker 1: taught themselves to all their people and showed them how
Speaker 1: to apply simple methods that brought health and happiness into
Speaker 1: their lives. To study and aplay all that we can
Speaker 1: discover of our creators, simple but wonderful principles brings us
Speaker 1: all the greatest of joys, our delight is as your
Speaker 1: psalm has it and the law of the Lord.
Speaker 3: Okay, I think this guy is fucking bullshitting us because
Speaker 3: he was like, oh, we want to share these secrets everyone.
Speaker 2: They shouldn't even be secrets. Whant told him to everyone.
Speaker 2: But you knew Jim was sick.
Speaker 1: Waiting Jim because he wasn't ready because he liked it
Speaker 1: too much. Now he had to come and eat a
Speaker 1: bowl of fruit.
Speaker 2: Like Lomzar is fucking gaslating us.
Speaker 1: What's left out of this this recitation of events is
Speaker 1: that while Michael is communing with Lonsara, his friend Jim Wendy,
Speaker 1: who just ate his first fiber in like twenty years,
Speaker 1: fight for his life.
Speaker 2: You know, those henrhys are hurting.
Speaker 1: That poor man, oh Man nearly killed them. Wow, our people,
Speaker 1: Mansara continued, became aware that health is the physical is
Speaker 1: the physical bodies normal reaction to a normal environment. So
Speaker 1: I know you're wondering, how do you make your environment
Speaker 1: normal so you can cure all your illnesses? Right? Very simple.
Speaker 1: Number one vital air, number two, vital sunlight, number three
Speaker 1: vital food, and number four vital water. That's all you need. See,
Speaker 1: there's four supreme essentials to human life, right, and these
Speaker 1: are all in vital forms, or as most of us do,
Speaker 1: you can assume them in dead forms.
Speaker 2: Vital air.
Speaker 1: That means the air is alive, Sophie, you.
Speaker 3: Need to positronically charge it with the crystals, obviously, Sophie.
Speaker 2: Keep up.
Speaker 1: These are the four essentials, right, and if you have
Speaker 1: all of these, you can't get sick, right, but can't.
Speaker 1: Most people consume dead air, weak sunlight, dead food, and
Speaker 1: dead water.
Speaker 2: I'm over right air charging.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, gotta be live food to make sure your
Speaker 1: water is not dead.
Speaker 3: Have you heard the conspiracy theory that they replace the
Speaker 3: sun with a different, weaker sun.
Speaker 1: Yes, and I do believe it.
Speaker 3: So I thinks that's what the problem is. Like we're
Speaker 3: not consuming vital sun.
Speaker 1: We're not getting nearly enough vital ship.
Speaker 2: It's like stupid fucked up sun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the sun sucks water juice, I do. It is
Speaker 1: very funny to me that, like he has to be
Speaker 1: talking about like water that comes straight from like a
Speaker 1: stream and is full of giardia. Like it is a lie.
Speaker 1: There are not good for you. You don't want some? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he does have there's a whole rant in here about
Speaker 1: how mineral water is killing you because rocks are.
Speaker 2: Dead but the crystals are alive.
Speaker 1: You know that is that is a contradiction in his
Speaker 1: cosmology that I don't think Michael Lex ever really grapples with.
Speaker 3: If I if I ever get to Venus, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: be their fucking Socrates. They're gonna kill me for being
Speaker 3: so annoying.
Speaker 1: They are going to poison you. They're gonna make you
Speaker 1: drink Venusian him lock because you're like, I don't know, guys,
Speaker 1: you have a lot of crystals around here. They seem
Speaker 1: pretty fucking dead to me.
Speaker 3: Oh the Socrates a Venus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So what they're telling what they're what they're telling
Speaker 1: our boy Michael, is that his friend Jim Lindy, he's
Speaker 1: been breathing dead air instead of live, fresh moving air.
Speaker 1: Inactive air, it's like a stagnant pool of water. It
Speaker 1: contains almost no positive electricity.
Speaker 2: That's why dogs put their head out the window in
Speaker 2: the car.
Speaker 1: Dogs understand all of this, Molly, And that's why dogs
Speaker 1: drink water is disgusting because looking for the water, they
Speaker 1: can't better that dead water. I'm gonna drink from a toilet.
Speaker 1: Somebody left out field filled with water from the rain
Speaker 1: and moss.
Speaker 2: Well, the best water has stuff wiggling in it.
Speaker 1: That's right. That docs love that ship cannot get enough
Speaker 1: of it. I'm pounding a doctor pepper zero sugar, which
Speaker 1: feels very vital to me.
Speaker 2: The bubbles. The bubbles are alive.
Speaker 1: I wonder, I don't cook my cred does that count?
Speaker 1: Is that vital?
Speaker 2: My juice is alive.
Speaker 3: I'm going to guarantee you this guy was pro butcha know,
Speaker 3: fucking vital right now.
Speaker 1: Although he doesn't mention it, maybe hadn't made it really
Speaker 1: into like new Age stuff in the sixties. That might
Speaker 1: have been a little early the early sixties. That might
Speaker 1: have been a little too early for it.
Speaker 2: I just want to say, oh, yeah, it's it's alive.
Speaker 2: It's a live So how how are we bringing vitality
Speaker 2: our air?
Speaker 1: I don't really get a clear example other than like
Speaker 1: going outside right, this look like like, honestly like a
Speaker 1: lot of especially earlier New Age stuff. If you do
Speaker 1: like half of what the time, if you do what
Speaker 1: they're telling you to do, it's like fine, because half
Speaker 1: of what they're telling you to do is like you
Speaker 1: need to go outside and get natural sunlight, which like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you did, I guess.
Speaker 2: For you a thing that really hits.
Speaker 3: If you could do one thing that would hit all
Speaker 3: four of these to cure you forever, so you can
Speaker 3: become Venusian and get all the lifetrons. Is you know,
Speaker 3: like when you put a watermelon in.
Speaker 2: A stream to cool off.
Speaker 3: Yes, so it's a sunny day, you're outside, it's weirdy,
Speaker 3: so the air is very vital. That melon in the
Speaker 3: water full of deer shits. You definitely get giardia from
Speaker 3: eating it, and you'll live for fucking ever.
Speaker 1: That's right. You get those chronic wasting disease pons and
Speaker 1: your fucking watermelon, You're you're gonna die.
Speaker 2: Only eat melon and you have chiardia.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. Prions are very vital. They can't be killed.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put out a book called The Preon Driven
Speaker 1: Life and just try to see how many of like
Speaker 1: the new QAnon people I can get to just consume
Speaker 1: chronic wasting disease meat. Look, the government wants to tell
Speaker 1: you that prions are bad for you, but the more
Speaker 1: of this stuff you get in your body, if preons
Speaker 1: can't die.
Speaker 2: When you only eat meat with.
Speaker 1: Preons in it, you'll never die probably. Yeah, there basically
Speaker 1: was because there was that British mad cow pandemic around
Speaker 1: the same time. It's pooped a lot of people.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Sorry, I keep bringing up diarrhea.
Speaker 1: So look, if there's one thing this book is going
Speaker 1: to cause, its diarrhea, like you are. You are going
Speaker 1: up to a bunch of very clogged up fifties guys
Speaker 1: and saying what if you only ate raw fruit, massive
Speaker 1: quantities of it, as much as you can fit in
Speaker 1: your body, like these guys did damage to the septic
Speaker 1: system in Los Angeles. That was a big part of
Speaker 1: why the fires got so.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, okay, this is actually very serious.
Speaker 2: We need to find out of Jim's okay.
Speaker 1: So this is their this is their biggest advice, because
Speaker 1: Jim needs to get live food in his body, vital
Speaker 1: food in his bodvital. Like the vast majority of humans
Speaker 1: on planet Earth, Jim Lindy is relied upon cooked food
Speaker 1: to energize his body. This is a serious error, for
Speaker 1: it is impossible to get something vital out of something dead,
Speaker 1: cooked and process out. That's right, as they say, cooked
Speaker 1: and processed food is nine tenths dead for the life
Speaker 1: energy lifetronic energy that was originally in the food has
Speaker 1: been forced out of it into the atmosphere by the
Speaker 1: vibratory action of the fire. If one does that, it costs.
Speaker 2: He does make the molecules move around faster, right, and.
Speaker 1: That makes me wonder So if I sit by a
Speaker 1: cooking fire and just breathe in, am I okay? And
Speaker 1: he kind of says yes, because he's like, there are
Speaker 1: certain techniques that you can get more life energy out
Speaker 1: of the air. So you could be okay on cooked food.
Speaker 3: But if you want, if the lefetrons are like coming
Speaker 3: off it like a steam, why don't you just.
Speaker 1: Huff it huff the steam. Apparently that does work to
Speaker 1: a degree. But as as Lonzara notes, no true adept
Speaker 1: or master on any planet eats cooked food, for it
Speaker 1: is contrary to natural law and always has a destructive effect.
Speaker 2: Always.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, we get to the water here. Jim is drunk
Speaker 1: freely from the ordinary reservoir water and of water from
Speaker 1: mineral springs of this Earth. Although this water contains a
Speaker 1: certain amount of livetronic energy derived through contract with sun
Speaker 1: and air, it also contains quantities of inorganic minerals. These
Speaker 1: minerals are too low in coarse vibration to be used
Speaker 1: by the human body. He does kind of explain why
Speaker 1: it doesn't work like crystals. Uh so, Yeah, they just
Speaker 1: get depositive and positive in your nerves where it's bad
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: So they're anti their anti floride for sure.
Speaker 1: These guys definitely would not be happy to hear flora.
Speaker 1: I'd being in our water. However, I realized that lifetronic
Speaker 1: organ that live organic water is obtained by simply eating fresh,
Speaker 1: juicy fruits. Don't eat, don't drink water, Get a camelback
Speaker 1: full of raw fruit. That's all you need to get
Speaker 1: you through the bush.
Speaker 2: The wettest fruits, the wettest of.
Speaker 1: The fruits, nothing but that. So yeah, that's that's that's
Speaker 1: what keeps you alive, right that. That's that's what's going
Speaker 1: to help you live forever. So, folks, if you take
Speaker 1: nothing from this, eat nothing but raw fruit, and you
Speaker 1: will never die and become God, or at.
Speaker 2: Least I did.
Speaker 3: I did eat like ten clementines earlier, So I think
Speaker 3: I'm pretty fucking vital today.
Speaker 1: You know, when you came on this, I was like, wow, Molly,
Speaker 1: looks like she has been powered by venus. Like you
Speaker 1: look like you can never get sick again in you know,
Speaker 1: as long as.
Speaker 3: You don't look like I stayed up all night reading
Speaker 3: old Hungarian newspapers.
Speaker 1: No, no, nothing goes with an old Hungarian newspaper like
Speaker 1: a Clementine. I'm always saying that I've said that once,
Speaker 1: but it's true. You know what else is true, Molly.
Speaker 2: That all atoms are made of life trons which to
Speaker 2: send the thought tRNS.
Speaker 1: This is very funny. I actually grabbed a couple of
Speaker 1: my crystals that I keep nearby for just such occasions.
Speaker 1: In between the last, you know, couple of sentences that
Speaker 1: I read. We cut this out, but I focused on
Speaker 1: a pillar of light as I pressed in on my head,
Speaker 1: and Lanzara actually came down and was like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: has it going on? And I was like, I'm doing good.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm trying to figure out how can I
Speaker 1: deliver to my audience the maximum value and joy that
Speaker 1: they need in these difficult times in order to overcome
Speaker 1: the dark energy that's constantly assailing all of us. And
Speaker 1: he was like, I don't know, bro, maybe tell them
Speaker 1: to get off Twitter. But then he said, listen to
Speaker 1: these ads we're back. What do you think Lonzara looks.
Speaker 2: Like, Molly, probably really sexy?
Speaker 1: You think he's hot? I was. I was going to ask.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, that's not a responsible thing to ask, colleague,
Speaker 1: do you think he's hot? But I was wanting to ask,
Speaker 1: do you think he's hot? Because I think he's hot that.
Speaker 2: Big photo of young Stalin, Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: I just feel like this is the kind of cult
Speaker 3: where like health is beauty, beauty is health, right. I
Speaker 3: feel like that's very much sort of baked into the
Speaker 3: vibe here. So like if what is his name, Lonzara?
Speaker 3: If Lonzar is not sexy, like I'm not taking fruit
Speaker 3: advice from him?
Speaker 2: No, No, you know what I bet? I bet?
Speaker 3: I bet everyone on Venus looks like those hot Nazis
Speaker 3: from the Star Trek planet.
Speaker 1: Where oh they tried to kill Wesley, Yeah, where you
Speaker 1: can't break the rules? Yeah you can't.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, that's that's my favorite planet because they tried to
Speaker 1: get rid of Wesley, which we should do anyway, that's
Speaker 1: outside of the point. I do agree, Molly, like a
Speaker 1: big unstated part of this is that, like as silly
Speaker 1: as all of it sounds I would do every piece
Speaker 1: of this if someone who was sufficiently sexy told me to.
Speaker 1: Like if Lee Pace is like, oh no, my old secret,
Speaker 1: nothing but raw fruit, I'm going to a raw frut diet.
Speaker 3: You know, what you're describing is what has happened to
Speaker 3: millions of young women on Instagram.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know. Lee Pace has tremendous
Speaker 1: power right now, and it really says something about how
Speaker 1: good a person he is that he just posts videos
Speaker 1: of himself learning how to build a house with his
Speaker 1: bare hands.
Speaker 2: I don't know who are what Lee Pace is.
Speaker 3: I'm just talking about getting hands bad bad health advice
Speaker 3: from a sexy person.
Speaker 1: Oh man, No, Lee Pay says nothing but good advice,
Speaker 1: which is largely marry a dude and go live in
Speaker 1: the woods building a farmhouse. Also be in several very
Speaker 1: good movies and TV shows.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I've googled Lee Pace and it's not helping. He
Speaker 3: doesn't look familiar.
Speaker 1: Oh you've never seen The Fall? Oh Molly, you got
Speaker 1: to see The Fall?
Speaker 2: The TV show with Jillian Anderson.
Speaker 1: No, very different thing. It's a movie. It's great. He's
Speaker 1: also in Foundation, which is a TV show, also great.
Speaker 2: All men look the same me.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, not leap pace. Not once you really
Speaker 1: get a good leap pace thing in there, I'll send
Speaker 1: you something. I'll send you something.
Speaker 3: I started typing le pace and Google asked me if
Speaker 3: I meant Lenny Reef install, so like just bad on
Speaker 3: my computer.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, we can't. I can't. I can't let
Speaker 1: this be. I can't let this be to us.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: No, we're doing a leap pace. Look, we're doing a
Speaker 1: leap I gotta I gotta bring you guys a good
Speaker 1: lead pace. All right, all right, this is good. This
Speaker 1: is a good lead pace. Shot. Okay, one sack, one sack.
Speaker 1: I'm doing a control of a plus control.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you learned something today.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. Me being a hack and a fraud off, Robert,
Speaker 1: I've just been clipping ship in the earth and view
Speaker 1: for years. All right. Look at that. Look at that
Speaker 1: man wet a piece of man. Look at that shirt
Speaker 1: he's wearing.
Speaker 2: All these outfits. What is this from?
Speaker 1: This is foundation? It's a great show. Look at him.
Speaker 1: Look at him in that shirt.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I'll watch that.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, that's right, you're goddamn right anyway, all right,
Speaker 1: let's vibrate three rivers to cross. Part three, Jim Lindy
Speaker 1: wakes up the morning after Yeah, fighting demons on that throat.
Speaker 1: He our wound the dark Lord. Okay, oh my god.
Speaker 1: So he's had a dream, as Lunzara told our our
Speaker 1: narrator Michael, Yes, I'm sorry, he's had a dream. In
Speaker 1: this dream, a message was conveyed to him. He had
Speaker 1: three rivers to cross, and they crossed all these rivers.
Speaker 1: He was, you know, felt weak, but then he managed
Speaker 1: to find the strength and did it. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to read this guy's whole dream to you. I mean,
Speaker 1: one promise when I started podcasting too, one was I
Speaker 1: won't sell baldness gears, and the other was that I
Speaker 1: won't read anybody's dream extensively. And I have kept those promises,
Speaker 1: you know, just to not be like Alex Jones. That's
Speaker 1: the only promises that I will keep. But yeah, So
Speaker 1: he has this dream and it convinces him that like
Speaker 1: and at the end of it, every every cell of
Speaker 1: his body radiates health and he sees the Grim Reaper
Speaker 1: flee from him in fear. So he knows he's unkillable.
Speaker 1: Now he's got so much fiber in his diet.
Speaker 3: He's just in a lifetronic meg suit. The grim Reaper
Speaker 3: cannot touch him.
Speaker 1: That's that's what the fiber does. Is it builds like
Speaker 1: an Iron Man suit around you, of like what used
Speaker 1: to be bananas and melons. Eagerly, he rushed to it
Speaker 1: is really, it is very obvious at this point how
Speaker 1: deeply this affected Steve Jobs, Like he truly believed Lonzara
Speaker 1: was going to save him from fucking pancreatic cancer that's troubling,
Speaker 1: or proste whichever would kill him.
Speaker 2: One of the pea cancers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was pancreatic is what got my mom. Eagerly,
Speaker 1: he rushed to a mirror to see if, by some
Speaker 1: magic means, the wonderful dream had come true. So real
Speaker 1: the experience had been to Jim, it seemed that surely
Speaker 1: it must have happened. But as he gazed into the mirror,
Speaker 1: he saw at once that no magic had taken place,
Speaker 1: at least any that was evidently evident immediately to the eyes.
Speaker 1: His body was still sickly, looking prematurely old, and lacking
Speaker 1: in vital strength. An unusually vibrant sparkle, however, shone strongly
Speaker 1: in his blue eyes, as if he had contact living
Speaker 1: forces that could quite easily if they so willed, to
Speaker 1: transform him into the happy, healthy individual he longed to be.
Speaker 1: This briefly was the first inspiring dream contact, as Jim
Speaker 1: related it to Row while we walked. So a he's
Speaker 1: had a or I think Bro was supposed to be me.
Speaker 1: Someone did a fine replace in this manuscript that fucked
Speaker 1: it up a little bit. So they have a dinner
Speaker 1: which consists of fresh, delicious organic fruit sliced into generation bowl,
Speaker 1: topped with sunflower seeds, all my nut cream and a
Speaker 1: sprig of mint leaf refreshing. Yeah, everything is uncooked. You
Speaker 1: can tell immediately when foods have been submitted to fire.
Speaker 1: And after breakfast, Jim has to watch. Jim has to
Speaker 1: write some letters while our author retires to his den,
Speaker 1: and then he describes his library, which is very exciting
Speaker 1: to me. I went to my library room to catch
Speaker 1: up on some serious reading. My library is somewhat unique,
Speaker 1: and that it contains several thousand books, chiefly of an
Speaker 1: occult or mystical nature. Michaellection, You're nine Saucer in nineteen
Speaker 1: sixty he might have been. I desperately want to see
Speaker 1: because this is like, I gotta think if this, if
Speaker 1: he's got thousands of books about like spaceflight, inner planetary books,
Speaker 1: flying saucer shit in nineteen sixty he has every single one,
Speaker 1: and most of this shit like is gone forever now,
Speaker 1: Like a lot of this did not get digitized. This
Speaker 1: man's library was a treasure trove of lost media that
Speaker 1: I would kill to get by hands on. We'd be
Speaker 1: set for years, Mollie. We could do this twice a
Speaker 1: week of the content. Think of how much content we'd get. Ah,
Speaker 1: if only if you know where fucking Michael X's our
Speaker 1: library went.
Speaker 2: Where was this estate sale?
Speaker 1: I will fight and kill to get my hands on it.
Speaker 1: So he starts looking through his library to find something
Speaker 1: on the subject of health that he can recommend to Jim,
Speaker 1: and he's disappointed. I think this is his explanation for
Speaker 1: why he had to write these.
Speaker 2: Books, because the book he needed didn't exist. That's why
Speaker 2: he had to write it.
Speaker 1: That's right. And every self help book has that piece
Speaker 1: and the why I had to write it thing. And
Speaker 1: then while he's reading, and don't you hate it, Mollie.
Speaker 1: We all have this experience. You're deep in some research,
Speaker 1: you're in the stacks as it were, and you get
Speaker 1: a call, you know, your phone starts buzzing, and.
Speaker 2: You're like, that never happens to me. Mine doesn't ring.
Speaker 1: Yeah, mine doesn't ring either. Actually, you simply can't exist
Speaker 1: that way anymore. But his phone is not ringing. He
Speaker 1: is getting called by telethought commune nication, which is there
Speaker 1: like a do not disturb for that.
Speaker 2: That does happen to me.
Speaker 1: You turn your telethought back on and you're like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: I missed a lot of calls from the fucking arborist.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to come and cut that tree down. Fuck me,
Speaker 1: fuck me, I had one thing to do today.
Speaker 2: Do you think the Venusians can leave voicemails?
Speaker 3: You know, that's what the dreams are, because between dream
Speaker 3: communication and telethought, it just went easier.
Speaker 1: Maybe the dreams it's like, hell, you just go to
Speaker 1: sleep and it's like, hey, so lanzare here, and sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm in traffic right now. Hey hey, come on
Speaker 1: speed up man, it's the fucking highway. Sorry anyway, I
Speaker 1: just want to let you know you're.
Speaker 3: Positive universe in which even our ascended masters get stuck
Speaker 3: in traffic.
Speaker 1: That yes, because I I can only imagine and I
Speaker 1: get the feeling. Michael imagines that Venus is just like
Speaker 1: Los Angeles and the Stars. It's just la.
Speaker 2: Everyone's eating an arawan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fucking old foods as far as the eye
Speaker 1: can goddamn. See. So he gets a call from Lanzara
Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, good news. You know your buddy,
Speaker 1: we sent him a dream. The first river he crossed
Speaker 1: represents the basic primary need to cleanse the mind of
Speaker 1: negative thoughts, false tradition or race thinking.
Speaker 2: Uh uh.
Speaker 1: Uh oh, and the error he just moves right past it,
Speaker 1: and the error of reasoning from falser wrong premises. As
Speaker 1: long as Jim Lindy clings to the useless mental habit
Speaker 1: of worshiping all caps false gods, he will remain confused
Speaker 1: and sick. False gods are those ideas, beliefs, and practices
Speaker 1: based upon human ignorance, wilful deceit, or mystifying complexity. They
Speaker 1: invariably all caps block the constructive healing power of the
Speaker 1: natural all caps life forces. This is why most methods
Speaker 1: of healing human ills on your planet are so ineffective.
Speaker 1: Many of them are ridiculous, some are actually destructive. Why
Speaker 1: because they ignore the divine intelligence or God within the
Speaker 1: individual and interfere with its natural activity, which is always
Speaker 1: working towards good. Yes, yeah, yeah, I mean, what's there
Speaker 1: to even say about that?
Speaker 3: I mean, what if that's I mean, the first river
Speaker 3: seems like it covers a lot of territory, are the.
Speaker 1: Second the first river covers? Yeah, that's a real Ganji's
Speaker 1: kind of situation there, So yeah, he goes on. All
Speaker 1: these rivers are basically the same thing, which is you've
Speaker 1: got to cleanse yourself of different things that are bad.
Speaker 2: Well, the first river cleansed the mine, the second river.
Speaker 1: The second river is emotional or immediately while shit now.
Speaker 1: The second river is emotional or desire nature. The third
Speaker 1: river signifies the great need to cleanse all the cells
Speaker 1: of the physical body, as well as the atoms of
Speaker 1: which those cells are composed. Sounds exhausting. About once every
Speaker 1: three years, I managed to clean the baseboards in my house,
Speaker 1: and I always feel like a fucking god. So I
Speaker 1: can't imagine if you got around to cleaning your atoms,
Speaker 1: you'd feel great. That would really help.
Speaker 2: If the atoms are gunked up like the lifetrons.
Speaker 1: Can't, they're not going to move around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the life trons will stock me. Yeah, no when
Speaker 2: I when I'm back to.
Speaker 1: The basic sound like it's like like a lifetron reuptake inhibitor,
Speaker 1: which actually seems like it could be good. If you
Speaker 1: don't let the lifetrons leave, then maybe like they stay
Speaker 1: in you like an SSRI.
Speaker 2: I yeah, you need to restimulate the life receptors.
Speaker 1: But then if you if you eat too much fruit,
Speaker 1: which I think is like the lifetron equivalent of you
Speaker 1: get life tron syndrome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm vibrating in a too high.
Speaker 1: Just imagining kids at the club eating fruit, like passing out.
Speaker 1: They have to get like fruit in arcand, which I
Speaker 1: guess is just a steak.
Speaker 2: Such a high frequency.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you keep like some McDonald's fries at a breakaway
Speaker 1: glass thing in order to bring them down if they
Speaker 1: get too high up into space.
Speaker 3: There's a guy in booth watching the surveillance camera. And
Speaker 3: if you disappear from the footage, you know your vibrational.
Speaker 1: Frequency you're too high. You're too high.
Speaker 2: Beef talent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're coming in there with a jolis just start.
Speaker 2: Like in Blade, except like it's just form tallow.
Speaker 1: But the second before you said that I thought of blade, Mollie,
Speaker 1: speaking of vibrations, you and I are clearly we're clearly
Speaker 1: writing a similar way right now. Oh fuck. Anyway, we'll
Speaker 1: move away from Jim's boring dream and to the prescription
Speaker 1: that Lonzara actually gives Michael while he's just trying to
Speaker 1: read a goddamn book.
Speaker 2: And it's that the answers weren't in the fucking book.
Speaker 1: It's a cleansing fast, Mollie. It's a cleansing fast.
Speaker 2: So day one, well, how are you going to get
Speaker 2: any life trons that way?
Speaker 1: Well, that's that's kind of the thing. The first you've
Speaker 1: got to get out the bad stuff that's blocking the
Speaker 1: life drons. All you get on day one distilled water
Speaker 1: with a little bit of lemon or orange juice in it.
Speaker 2: Dead water you can get. It's the deadest water.
Speaker 1: Well not according to this guy. I don't know, Molly.
Speaker 1: Do you know any guys from Venus.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, if we're talking about like vital forces still.
Speaker 1: They're in La. This book wouldn't have gotten written if
Speaker 1: they've dread Drinking from the La River. That is just once,
Speaker 1: that is just a solid mass of Giardia.
Speaker 2: It's too vital.
Speaker 1: To alive. Oh man, Okay, it's so funny. La has
Speaker 1: a river and it's just concrete. The whole river bed,
Speaker 1: everything's concrete. Yeah. No, there was a river going through
Speaker 1: l A and we just kind of made it all concrete.
Speaker 1: If you've watched Terminator too, the Great Chase scene where
Speaker 1: terminators on the motorcycle, that's the Los Angeles River. They're
Speaker 1: driving on the river bed. There's some water, not a lot.
Speaker 1: Usually where did they put the river? They didn't put
Speaker 1: it anywhere. Everyone just moved to southern California and bought cars,
Speaker 1: and nature took its course. So we've got this cleansing fast.
Speaker 1: Day three, finally, is when you actually start to eat
Speaker 1: again and you get all you can eat of one fruit, right,
Speaker 1: so your choice, like dealer fe of your choice, Yes,
Speaker 1: including tomatoes. He reminds us, those are a fruit.
Speaker 2: What fruit are you picking?
Speaker 1: I want to say cherries, but I know that we
Speaker 1: lost to president that way.
Speaker 2: You can only eat so many of those.
Speaker 1: I think probably mangoes, because I feel like that's going
Speaker 1: to actually or if magos or pears are going to
Speaker 1: like at least do the most to make me not miserable, right,
Speaker 1: that's feel like they have the most body to them.
Speaker 2: Mango's a really good choice.
Speaker 1: Honestly though, I tend to be a savory guy, so
Speaker 1: I think I might just be craving at tomato by
Speaker 1: that fucking point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, melon, pineapp.
Speaker 1: Oh I can destroy. Oh. I gotta tell you, you
Speaker 1: know what. We're gonna close out on this, but I
Speaker 1: gotta tell you my watermelon story. So the other day
Speaker 1: or the other year, my buddy, my buddy's hanging out.
Speaker 1: He's from Berlin, he's back in the States, and he's
Speaker 1: the kind of guy. He's the guy who I had
Speaker 1: my muscle eating contest with. And every time one of
Speaker 1: us hears about a new weird eating thing thing, we
Speaker 1: do it together. And the thing I read about with
Speaker 1: someone being like, hey, if you ever freeze a watermelon,
Speaker 1: then get naked in the shower and just start eating it,
Speaker 1: like literally shove it into your face. Like get really
Speaker 1: hot outside on a summer day, like doing yard work,
Speaker 1: heavy outdoor labor, to where you're like exhausted, you've been
Speaker 1: out for hours, you're like sweaty and sunburnt. Then grab
Speaker 1: a half of a frozen watermelon, walk into the shower
Speaker 1: and shove it into your face as you turn on
Speaker 1: the water. It's an ecstatic experience and it actually does rule.
Speaker 1: Definitely try that out, folks. Eat Eat a watermelon after
Speaker 1: coming in from the heat, a frozen watermelon in the shower.
Speaker 1: It rules. Just with your face washing. It's a great thing.
Speaker 2: Eating fruit. Should not have this many steps. This sounds
Speaker 2: like some Venusian bullshit.
Speaker 1: You're not going to The Venusians called me when I
Speaker 1: was trying to read a book and they told me
Speaker 1: to do this.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: And so my buddy Lenny and I did it, and
Speaker 1: we both agreed.
Speaker 2: Pretty good time together or separately, separately.
Speaker 1: There's not enough room. There's not enough room to eat.
Speaker 4: The second you started to talk about this sounds like, Lenny.
Speaker 1: We had a good time. Anyway, try that, Try that, folks.
Speaker 2: Okay, is that the episode?
Speaker 1: That's the episode? This is fine, this is good, this
Speaker 1: is good enough. I don't I don't know that we're
Speaker 1: returning to this particular book of Venusian health magic. But
Speaker 1: if people like this, there's some more old alien ship
Speaker 1: we can get to.
Speaker 4: Ask one more time.
Speaker 2: The cover, Yeah, the cover, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the cover. I mean I always worry about our
Speaker 1: listeners not seeing this, but like, yeah, it's just like
Speaker 1: it's clearly a crayon drawing of a of a spacecraft
Speaker 1: shooting rainbows at a woman with long golden hair and
Speaker 1: flowers in her hair. It's not a It does look
Speaker 1: like a child's illustration.
Speaker 2: It looks like the cover of a coloring book.
Speaker 1: It looks like the color of a color It looks
Speaker 1: like a Lisa frank original coloring book. Yes, oh man.
Speaker 2: I won't. I learned a lot about how to heal myself. Yep,
Speaker 2: with vibrations and fruit.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna do it?
Speaker 3: I'm probably gonna go eat some clementines because by I'm
Speaker 3: in a big bag from Costco. So I don't eat
Speaker 3: them fifteen at a time. They go bad and then
Speaker 3: I feel bad. So I make myself feel bad by
Speaker 3: eating too many fruits.
Speaker 1: How those fucking clementines look? You know? Until next time?
Speaker 1: Now here's my question, what about? Because I do kind
Speaker 1: of wonder if raw meat guys are ascended from this
Speaker 1: where they're like writing about cooking stuff. But it doesn't
Speaker 1: have to be fruit. You know, there's a lot of
Speaker 1: bacteria on raw meat. Why not?
Speaker 2: It's it's very vital.
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially if you're as obsessed with game as these
Speaker 1: guys are. There's a lot of parasites in there too.
Speaker 1: It's extremely alive.
Speaker 2: I mean, I do like a raw meat, but under
Speaker 2: a very specific circumstance.
Speaker 1: You know, man, nice sushi.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't eat fish. I'm afraid of the ocean.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about steak tartar.
Speaker 1: Oh, steak tartar can't be well, Molly, where can people
Speaker 1: find you in your work? The steak Tartar of writing
Speaker 1: about weird Little Guys? Wow?
Speaker 2: True, just raw, raw and uncut raw, uncut.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can listen to Weird Little Guys every Thursday
Speaker 3: wherever you get your podcasts. It's fun and it won't
Speaker 3: make you sad. Probably it will make you sad.
Speaker 1: It'll make you do like it. Yeah. All right, everybody. Well,
Speaker 1: this has been Behind the Bastards, a podcast that this
Speaker 1: week was about Venus. Next week, I'm sure we'll be
Speaker 1: back with somebody more problematic.
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