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Speaker 2: This is literature.

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Speaker 1: We all learned something today. You know what? Why don't

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Speaker 2: But I'm not. I'm selling you the good lead VI.

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Speaker 2: You have to replace the thetans with the lifetrons.

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Speaker 1: Waiting Jim because he wasn't ready because he liked it

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00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:39,359
Speaker 1: too much. Now he had to come and eat a

436
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:40,119
Speaker 1: bowl of fruit.

437
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,960
Speaker 2: Like Lomzar is fucking gaslating us.

438
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:47,359
Speaker 1: What's left out of this this recitation of events is

439
00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:53,120
Speaker 1: that while Michael is communing with Lonsara, his friend Jim Wendy,

440
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:57,080
Speaker 1: who just ate his first fiber in like twenty years,

441
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,160
Speaker 1: fight for his life.

442
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:03,680
Speaker 2: You know, those henrhys are hurting.

443
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:10,760
Speaker 1: That poor man, oh Man nearly killed them. Wow, our people,

444
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:15,040
Speaker 1: Mansara continued, became aware that health is the physical is

445
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:18,159
Speaker 1: the physical bodies normal reaction to a normal environment. So

446
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,080
Speaker 1: I know you're wondering, how do you make your environment

447
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:24,080
Speaker 1: normal so you can cure all your illnesses? Right? Very simple.

448
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:29,280
Speaker 1: Number one vital air, number two, vital sunlight, number three

449
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:35,840
Speaker 1: vital food, and number four vital water. That's all you need. See,

450
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:39,160
Speaker 1: there's four supreme essentials to human life, right, and these

451
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:42,760
Speaker 1: are all in vital forms, or as most of us do,

452
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,080
Speaker 1: you can assume them in dead forms.

453
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:46,480
Speaker 2: Vital air.

454
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,960
Speaker 1: That means the air is alive, Sophie, you.

455
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:53,280
Speaker 3: Need to positronically charge it with the crystals, obviously, Sophie.

456
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:53,760
Speaker 2: Keep up.

457
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,520
Speaker 1: These are the four essentials, right, and if you have

458
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:59,400
Speaker 1: all of these, you can't get sick, right, but can't.

459
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:06,120
Speaker 1: Most people consume dead air, weak sunlight, dead food, and

460
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 1: dead water.

461
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:08,840
Speaker 2: I'm over right air charging.

462
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:14,199
Speaker 1: Oh yes, gotta be live food to make sure your

463
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,200
Speaker 1: water is not dead.

464
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 3: Have you heard the conspiracy theory that they replace the

465
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,120
Speaker 3: sun with a different, weaker sun.

466
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,280
Speaker 1: Yes, and I do believe it.

467
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:23,920
Speaker 3: So I thinks that's what the problem is. Like we're

468
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,040
Speaker 3: not consuming vital sun.

469
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:28,200
Speaker 1: We're not getting nearly enough vital ship.

470
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,040
Speaker 2: It's like stupid fucked up sun.

471
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, the sun sucks water juice, I do. It is

472
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,479
Speaker 1: very funny to me that, like he has to be

473
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,280
Speaker 1: talking about like water that comes straight from like a

474
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:46,200
Speaker 1: stream and is full of giardia. Like it is a lie.

475
00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:51,120
Speaker 1: There are not good for you. You don't want some? Yeah,

476
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,960
Speaker 1: he does have there's a whole rant in here about

477
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,639
Speaker 1: how mineral water is killing you because rocks are.

478
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:59,280
Speaker 2: Dead but the crystals are alive.

479
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 1: You know that is that is a contradiction in his

480
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:07,199
Speaker 1: cosmology that I don't think Michael Lex ever really grapples with.

481
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,600
Speaker 3: If I if I ever get to Venus, I'm gonna

482
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,960
Speaker 3: be their fucking Socrates. They're gonna kill me for being

483
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:12,640
Speaker 3: so annoying.

484
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,680
Speaker 1: They are going to poison you. They're gonna make you

485
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,880
Speaker 1: drink Venusian him lock because you're like, I don't know, guys,

486
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,760
Speaker 1: you have a lot of crystals around here. They seem

487
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:21,840
Speaker 1: pretty fucking dead to me.

488
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 3: Oh the Socrates a Venus.

489
00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:29,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, So what they're telling what they're what they're telling

490
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:31,400
Speaker 1: our boy Michael, is that his friend Jim Lindy, he's

491
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:34,800
Speaker 1: been breathing dead air instead of live, fresh moving air.

492
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,600
Speaker 1: Inactive air, it's like a stagnant pool of water. It

493
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,880
Speaker 1: contains almost no positive electricity.

494
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:41,879
Speaker 2: That's why dogs put their head out the window in

495
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:42,240
Speaker 2: the car.

496
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:46,080
Speaker 1: Dogs understand all of this, Molly, And that's why dogs

497
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 1: drink water is disgusting because looking for the water, they

498
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 1: can't better that dead water. I'm gonna drink from a toilet.

499
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 1: Somebody left out field filled with water from the rain

500
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:05,639
Speaker 1: and moss.

501
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,879
Speaker 2: Well, the best water has stuff wiggling in it.

502
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 1: That's right. That docs love that ship cannot get enough

503
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:22,000
Speaker 1: of it. I'm pounding a doctor pepper zero sugar, which

504
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,679
Speaker 1: feels very vital to me.

505
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,120
Speaker 2: The bubbles. The bubbles are alive.

506
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:31,399
Speaker 1: I wonder, I don't cook my cred does that count?

507
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:32,320
Speaker 1: Is that vital?

508
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:34,200
Speaker 2: My juice is alive.

509
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,960
Speaker 3: I'm going to guarantee you this guy was pro butcha know,

510
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,440
Speaker 3: fucking vital right now.

511
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 1: Although he doesn't mention it, maybe hadn't made it really

512
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 1: into like new Age stuff in the sixties. That might

513
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 1: have been a little early the early sixties. That might

514
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 1: have been a little too early for it.

515
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 2: I just want to say, oh, yeah, it's it's alive.

516
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:59,880
Speaker 2: It's a live So how how are we bringing vitality

517
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:00,560
Speaker 2: our air?

518
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 1: I don't really get a clear example other than like

519
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:10,719
Speaker 1: going outside right, this look like like, honestly like a

520
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 1: lot of especially earlier New Age stuff. If you do

521
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,719
Speaker 1: like half of what the time, if you do what

522
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,440
Speaker 1: they're telling you to do, it's like fine, because half

523
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,919
Speaker 1: of what they're telling you to do is like you

524
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 1: need to go outside and get natural sunlight, which like, yeah,

525
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,879
Speaker 1: you did, I guess.

526
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:29,520
Speaker 2: For you a thing that really hits.

527
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 3: If you could do one thing that would hit all

528
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 3: four of these to cure you forever, so you can

529
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:37,000
Speaker 3: become Venusian and get all the lifetrons. Is you know,

530
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 3: like when you put a watermelon in.

531
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,160
Speaker 2: A stream to cool off.

532
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 3: Yes, so it's a sunny day, you're outside, it's weirdy,

533
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:47,639
Speaker 3: so the air is very vital. That melon in the

534
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,360
Speaker 3: water full of deer shits. You definitely get giardia from

535
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 3: eating it, and you'll live for fucking ever.

536
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 1: That's right. You get those chronic wasting disease pons and

537
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,640
Speaker 1: your fucking watermelon, You're you're gonna die.

538
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,399
Speaker 2: Only eat melon and you have chiardia.

539
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:06,959
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. Prions are very vital. They can't be killed.

540
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put out a book called The Preon Driven

541
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,359
Speaker 1: Life and just try to see how many of like

542
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 1: the new QAnon people I can get to just consume

543
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 1: chronic wasting disease meat. Look, the government wants to tell

544
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 1: you that prions are bad for you, but the more

545
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 1: of this stuff you get in your body, if preons

546
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 1: can't die.

547
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 2: When you only eat meat with.

548
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 1: Preons in it, you'll never die probably. Yeah, there basically

549
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,400
Speaker 1: was because there was that British mad cow pandemic around

550
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 1: the same time. It's pooped a lot of people.

551
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 2: Anyway, Sorry, I keep bringing up diarrhea.

552
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 1: So look, if there's one thing this book is going

553
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 1: to cause, its diarrhea, like you are. You are going

554
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:57,919
Speaker 1: up to a bunch of very clogged up fifties guys

555
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:01,960
Speaker 1: and saying what if you only ate raw fruit, massive

556
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,199
Speaker 1: quantities of it, as much as you can fit in

557
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:11,640
Speaker 1: your body, like these guys did damage to the septic

558
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 1: system in Los Angeles. That was a big part of

559
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 1: why the fires got so.

560
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 3: Oh oh, okay, this is actually very serious.

561
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,000
Speaker 2: We need to find out of Jim's okay.

562
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 1: So this is their this is their biggest advice, because

563
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 1: Jim needs to get live food in his body, vital

564
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:36,160
Speaker 1: food in his bodvital. Like the vast majority of humans

565
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 1: on planet Earth, Jim Lindy is relied upon cooked food

566
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 1: to energize his body. This is a serious error, for

567
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 1: it is impossible to get something vital out of something dead,

568
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 1: cooked and process out. That's right, as they say, cooked

569
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 1: and processed food is nine tenths dead for the life

570
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 1: energy lifetronic energy that was originally in the food has

571
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 1: been forced out of it into the atmosphere by the

572
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 1: vibratory action of the fire. If one does that, it costs.

573
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 2: He does make the molecules move around faster, right, and.

574
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 1: That makes me wonder So if I sit by a

575
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 1: cooking fire and just breathe in, am I okay? And

576
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,479
Speaker 1: he kind of says yes, because he's like, there are

577
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 1: certain techniques that you can get more life energy out

578
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 1: of the air. So you could be okay on cooked food.

579
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 3: But if you want, if the lefetrons are like coming

580
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 3: off it like a steam, why don't you just.

581
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 1: Huff it huff the steam. Apparently that does work to

582
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 1: a degree. But as as Lonzara notes, no true adept

583
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 1: or master on any planet eats cooked food, for it

584
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 1: is contrary to natural law and always has a destructive effect.

585
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 2: Always.

586
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 4: Yeah.

587
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 1: Oh, we get to the water here. Jim is drunk

588
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 1: freely from the ordinary reservoir water and of water from

589
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:46,239
Speaker 1: mineral springs of this Earth. Although this water contains a

590
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 1: certain amount of livetronic energy derived through contract with sun

591
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 1: and air, it also contains quantities of inorganic minerals. These

592
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 1: minerals are too low in coarse vibration to be used

593
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 1: by the human body. He does kind of explain why

594
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 1: it doesn't work like crystals. Uh so, Yeah, they just

595
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 1: get depositive and positive in your nerves where it's bad

596
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 1: for you.

597
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 2: So they're anti their anti floride for sure.

598
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 1: These guys definitely would not be happy to hear flora.

599
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 1: I'd being in our water. However, I realized that lifetronic

600
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 1: organ that live organic water is obtained by simply eating fresh,

601
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 1: juicy fruits. Don't eat, don't drink water, Get a camelback

602
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 1: full of raw fruit. That's all you need to get

603
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 1: you through the bush.

604
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 2: The wettest fruits, the wettest of.

605
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 1: The fruits, nothing but that. So yeah, that's that's that's

606
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 1: what keeps you alive, right that. That's that's what's going

607
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 1: to help you live forever. So, folks, if you take

608
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 1: nothing from this, eat nothing but raw fruit, and you

609
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,960
Speaker 1: will never die and become God, or at.

610
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 2: Least I did.

611
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 3: I did eat like ten clementines earlier, So I think

612
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 3: I'm pretty fucking vital today.

613
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 1: You know, when you came on this, I was like, wow, Molly,

614
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 1: looks like she has been powered by venus. Like you

615
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 1: look like you can never get sick again in you know,

616
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 1: as long as.

617
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 3: You don't look like I stayed up all night reading

618
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 3: old Hungarian newspapers.

619
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 1: No, no, nothing goes with an old Hungarian newspaper like

620
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 1: a Clementine. I'm always saying that I've said that once,

621
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 1: but it's true. You know what else is true, Molly.

622
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 2: That all atoms are made of life trons which to

623
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 2: send the thought tRNS.

624
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 1: This is very funny. I actually grabbed a couple of

625
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 1: my crystals that I keep nearby for just such occasions.

626
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 1: In between the last, you know, couple of sentences that

627
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 1: I read. We cut this out, but I focused on

628
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 1: a pillar of light as I pressed in on my head,

629
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 1: and Lanzara actually came down and was like, hey, man,

630
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 1: has it going on? And I was like, I'm doing good.

631
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm trying to figure out how can I

632
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 1: deliver to my audience the maximum value and joy that

633
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: they need in these difficult times in order to overcome

634
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 1: the dark energy that's constantly assailing all of us. And

635
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 1: he was like, I don't know, bro, maybe tell them

636
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 1: to get off Twitter. But then he said, listen to

637
00:31:56,120 --> 00:32:05,720
Speaker 1: these ads we're back. What do you think Lonzara looks.

638
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 2: Like, Molly, probably really sexy?

639
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 1: You think he's hot? I was. I was going to ask.

640
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 1: I was like, no, that's not a responsible thing to ask, colleague,

641
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 1: do you think he's hot? But I was wanting to ask,

642
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 1: do you think he's hot? Because I think he's hot that.

643
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 2: Big photo of young Stalin, Oh yeah yeah.

644
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 3: I just feel like this is the kind of cult

645
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 3: where like health is beauty, beauty is health, right. I

646
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 3: feel like that's very much sort of baked into the

647
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 3: vibe here. So like if what is his name, Lonzara?

648
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 3: If Lonzar is not sexy, like I'm not taking fruit

649
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 3: advice from him?

650
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 2: No, No, you know what I bet? I bet?

651
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 3: I bet everyone on Venus looks like those hot Nazis

652
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 3: from the Star Trek planet.

653
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 1: Where oh they tried to kill Wesley, Yeah, where you

654
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 1: can't break the rules? Yeah you can't.

655
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 3: Yeah.

656
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 1: No, that's that's my favorite planet because they tried to

657
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:53,960
Speaker 1: get rid of Wesley, which we should do anyway, that's

658
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 1: outside of the point. I do agree, Molly, like a

659
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: big unstated part of this is that, like as silly

660
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 1: as all of it sounds I would do every piece

661
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 1: of this if someone who was sufficiently sexy told me to.

662
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 1: Like if Lee Pace is like, oh no, my old secret,

663
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 1: nothing but raw fruit, I'm going to a raw frut diet.

664
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 3: You know, what you're describing is what has happened to

665
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 3: millions of young women on Instagram.

666
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know. Lee Pace has tremendous

667
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 1: power right now, and it really says something about how

668
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,479
Speaker 1: good a person he is that he just posts videos

669
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 1: of himself learning how to build a house with his

670
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 1: bare hands.

671
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 2: I don't know who are what Lee Pace is.

672
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 3: I'm just talking about getting hands bad bad health advice

673
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 3: from a sexy person.

674
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 1: Oh man, No, Lee Pay says nothing but good advice,

675
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 1: which is largely marry a dude and go live in

676
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 1: the woods building a farmhouse. Also be in several very

677
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 1: good movies and TV shows.

678
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 3: Anyway, I've googled Lee Pace and it's not helping. He

679
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 3: doesn't look familiar.

680
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 1: Oh you've never seen The Fall? Oh Molly, you got

681
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 1: to see The Fall?

682
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 2: The TV show with Jillian Anderson.

683
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 1: No, very different thing. It's a movie. It's great. He's

684
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 1: also in Foundation, which is a TV show, also great.

685
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:00,160
Speaker 2: All men look the same me.

686
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, not leap pace. Not once you really

687
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 1: get a good leap pace thing in there, I'll send

688
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:08,319
Speaker 1: you something. I'll send you something.

689
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 3: I started typing le pace and Google asked me if

690
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 3: I meant Lenny Reef install, so like just bad on

691
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 3: my computer.

692
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,400
Speaker 1: No, no, no, we can't. I can't. I can't let

693
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 1: this be. I can't let this be to us.

694
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 3: No.

695
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 1: No, we're doing a leap pace. Look, we're doing a

696
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 1: leap I gotta I gotta bring you guys a good

697
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 1: lead pace. All right, all right, this is good. This

698
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,919
Speaker 1: is a good lead pace. Shot. Okay, one sack, one sack.

699
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 1: I'm doing a control of a plus control.

700
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:38,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, you learned something today.

701
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:44,720
Speaker 1: Uh huh. Me being a hack and a fraud off, Robert,

702
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 1: I've just been clipping ship in the earth and view

703
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:52,400
Speaker 1: for years. All right. Look at that. Look at that

704
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:55,440
Speaker 1: man wet a piece of man. Look at that shirt

705
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 1: he's wearing.

706
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 2: All these outfits. What is this from?

707
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,879
Speaker 1: This is foundation? It's a great show. Look at him.

708
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 1: Look at him in that shirt.

709
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I'll watch that.

710
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:12,719
Speaker 1: Uh huh, that's right, you're goddamn right anyway, all right,

711
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:16,800
Speaker 1: let's vibrate three rivers to cross. Part three, Jim Lindy

712
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:24,840
Speaker 1: wakes up the morning after Yeah, fighting demons on that throat.

713
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 1: He our wound the dark Lord. Okay, oh my god.

714
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 1: So he's had a dream, as Lunzara told our our

715
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 1: narrator Michael, Yes, I'm sorry, he's had a dream. In

716
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 1: this dream, a message was conveyed to him. He had

717
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:54,720
Speaker 1: three rivers to cross, and they crossed all these rivers.

718
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 1: He was, you know, felt weak, but then he managed

719
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 1: to find the strength and did it. I'm not going

720
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 1: to read this guy's whole dream to you. I mean,

721
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 1: one promise when I started podcasting too, one was I

722
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 1: won't sell baldness gears, and the other was that I

723
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:12,400
Speaker 1: won't read anybody's dream extensively. And I have kept those promises,

724
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 1: you know, just to not be like Alex Jones. That's

725
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 1: the only promises that I will keep. But yeah, So

726
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 1: he has this dream and it convinces him that like

727
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 1: and at the end of it, every every cell of

728
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:27,800
Speaker 1: his body radiates health and he sees the Grim Reaper

729
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 1: flee from him in fear. So he knows he's unkillable.

730
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 1: Now he's got so much fiber in his diet.

731
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 3: He's just in a lifetronic meg suit. The grim Reaper

732
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:41,280
Speaker 3: cannot touch him.

733
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 1: That's that's what the fiber does. Is it builds like

734
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,879
Speaker 1: an Iron Man suit around you, of like what used

735
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:50,319
Speaker 1: to be bananas and melons. Eagerly, he rushed to it

736
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 1: is really, it is very obvious at this point how

737
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 1: deeply this affected Steve Jobs, Like he truly believed Lonzara

738
00:36:56,600 --> 00:37:00,720
Speaker 1: was going to save him from fucking pancreatic cancer that's troubling,

739
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 1: or proste whichever would kill him.

740
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 2: One of the pea cancers.

741
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was pancreatic is what got my mom. Eagerly,

742
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:11,879
Speaker 1: he rushed to a mirror to see if, by some

743
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 1: magic means, the wonderful dream had come true. So real

744
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 1: the experience had been to Jim, it seemed that surely

745
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 1: it must have happened. But as he gazed into the mirror,

746
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 1: he saw at once that no magic had taken place,

747
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:25,280
Speaker 1: at least any that was evidently evident immediately to the eyes.

748
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 1: His body was still sickly, looking prematurely old, and lacking

749
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 1: in vital strength. An unusually vibrant sparkle, however, shone strongly

750
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,840
Speaker 1: in his blue eyes, as if he had contact living

751
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 1: forces that could quite easily if they so willed, to

752
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 1: transform him into the happy, healthy individual he longed to be.

753
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 1: This briefly was the first inspiring dream contact, as Jim

754
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 1: related it to Row while we walked. So a he's

755
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 1: had a or I think Bro was supposed to be me.

756
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,839
Speaker 1: Someone did a fine replace in this manuscript that fucked

757
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:55,880
Speaker 1: it up a little bit. So they have a dinner

758
00:37:56,160 --> 00:38:00,359
Speaker 1: which consists of fresh, delicious organic fruit sliced into generation bowl,

759
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,840
Speaker 1: topped with sunflower seeds, all my nut cream and a

760
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 1: sprig of mint leaf refreshing. Yeah, everything is uncooked. You

761
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:13,760
Speaker 1: can tell immediately when foods have been submitted to fire.

762
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: And after breakfast, Jim has to watch. Jim has to

763
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 1: write some letters while our author retires to his den,

764
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 1: and then he describes his library, which is very exciting

765
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 1: to me. I went to my library room to catch

766
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 1: up on some serious reading. My library is somewhat unique,

767
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 1: and that it contains several thousand books, chiefly of an

768
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 1: occult or mystical nature. Michaellection, You're nine Saucer in nineteen

769
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 1: sixty he might have been. I desperately want to see

770
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 1: because this is like, I gotta think if this, if

771
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:45,720
Speaker 1: he's got thousands of books about like spaceflight, inner planetary books,

772
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 1: flying saucer shit in nineteen sixty he has every single one,

773
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 1: and most of this shit like is gone forever now,

774
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: Like a lot of this did not get digitized. This

775
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 1: man's library was a treasure trove of lost media that

776
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:01,400
Speaker 1: I would kill to get by hands on. We'd be

777
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 1: set for years, Mollie. We could do this twice a

778
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:10,720
Speaker 1: week of the content. Think of how much content we'd get. Ah,

779
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 1: if only if you know where fucking Michael X's our

780
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 1: library went.

781
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 2: Where was this estate sale?

782
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 1: I will fight and kill to get my hands on it.

783
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,319
Speaker 1: So he starts looking through his library to find something

784
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 1: on the subject of health that he can recommend to Jim,

785
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,719
Speaker 1: and he's disappointed. I think this is his explanation for

786
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:29,880
Speaker 1: why he had to write these.

787
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:31,879
Speaker 2: Books, because the book he needed didn't exist. That's why

788
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 2: he had to write it.

789
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,360
Speaker 1: That's right. And every self help book has that piece

790
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 1: and the why I had to write it thing. And

791
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 1: then while he's reading, and don't you hate it, Mollie.

792
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 1: We all have this experience. You're deep in some research,

793
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 1: you're in the stacks as it were, and you get

794
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 1: a call, you know, your phone starts buzzing, and.

795
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 2: You're like, that never happens to me. Mine doesn't ring.

796
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, mine doesn't ring either. Actually, you simply can't exist

797
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 1: that way anymore. But his phone is not ringing. He

798
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:01,359
Speaker 1: is getting called by telethought commune nication, which is there

799
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 1: like a do not disturb for that.

800
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 2: That does happen to me.

801
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,879
Speaker 1: You turn your telethought back on and you're like, oh shit,

802
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,160
Speaker 1: I missed a lot of calls from the fucking arborist.

803
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 1: You're supposed to come and cut that tree down. Fuck me,

804
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 1: fuck me, I had one thing to do today.

805
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:18,319
Speaker 2: Do you think the Venusians can leave voicemails?

806
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 3: You know, that's what the dreams are, because between dream

807
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 3: communication and telethought, it just went easier.

808
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:27,400
Speaker 1: Maybe the dreams it's like, hell, you just go to

809
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 1: sleep and it's like, hey, so lanzare here, and sorry,

810
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 1: I'm I'm in traffic right now. Hey hey, come on

811
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,840
Speaker 1: speed up man, it's the fucking highway. Sorry anyway, I

812
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 1: just want to let you know you're.

813
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,399
Speaker 3: Positive universe in which even our ascended masters get stuck

814
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 3: in traffic.

815
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 1: That yes, because I I can only imagine and I

816
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 1: get the feeling. Michael imagines that Venus is just like

817
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 1: Los Angeles and the Stars. It's just la.

818
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,400
Speaker 2: Everyone's eating an arawan.

819
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fucking old foods as far as the eye

820
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 1: can goddamn. See. So he gets a call from Lanzara

821
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:09,360
Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, good news. You know your buddy,

822
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,240
Speaker 1: we sent him a dream. The first river he crossed

823
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 1: represents the basic primary need to cleanse the mind of

824
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 1: negative thoughts, false tradition or race thinking.

825
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:18,839
Speaker 2: Uh uh.

826
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 1: Uh oh, and the error he just moves right past it,

827
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:29,879
Speaker 1: and the error of reasoning from falser wrong premises. As

828
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:32,399
Speaker 1: long as Jim Lindy clings to the useless mental habit

829
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 1: of worshiping all caps false gods, he will remain confused

830
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 1: and sick. False gods are those ideas, beliefs, and practices

831
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 1: based upon human ignorance, wilful deceit, or mystifying complexity. They

832
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 1: invariably all caps block the constructive healing power of the

833
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 1: natural all caps life forces. This is why most methods

834
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 1: of healing human ills on your planet are so ineffective.

835
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:56,800
Speaker 1: Many of them are ridiculous, some are actually destructive. Why

836
00:41:56,840 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 1: because they ignore the divine intelligence or God within the

837
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:04,360
Speaker 1: individual and interfere with its natural activity, which is always

838
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 1: working towards good. Yes, yeah, yeah, I mean, what's there

839
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 1: to even say about that?

840
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 3: I mean, what if that's I mean, the first river

841
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 3: seems like it covers a lot of territory, are the.

842
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 1: Second the first river covers? Yeah, that's a real Ganji's

843
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 1: kind of situation there, So yeah, he goes on. All

844
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 1: these rivers are basically the same thing, which is you've

845
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: got to cleanse yourself of different things that are bad.

846
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 2: Well, the first river cleansed the mine, the second river.

847
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 1: The second river is emotional or immediately while shit now.

848
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:41,359
Speaker 1: The second river is emotional or desire nature. The third

849
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 1: river signifies the great need to cleanse all the cells

850
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 1: of the physical body, as well as the atoms of

851
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:50,319
Speaker 1: which those cells are composed. Sounds exhausting. About once every

852
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 1: three years, I managed to clean the baseboards in my house,

853
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:55,320
Speaker 1: and I always feel like a fucking god. So I

854
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 1: can't imagine if you got around to cleaning your atoms,

855
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 1: you'd feel great. That would really help.

856
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 2: If the atoms are gunked up like the lifetrons.

857
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:05,320
Speaker 1: Can't, they're not going to move around.

858
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:09,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, the life trons will stock me. Yeah, no when

859
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 2: I when I'm back to.

860
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 1: The basic sound like it's like like a lifetron reuptake inhibitor,

861
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,440
Speaker 1: which actually seems like it could be good. If you

862
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 1: don't let the lifetrons leave, then maybe like they stay

863
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 1: in you like an SSRI.

864
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 2: I yeah, you need to restimulate the life receptors.

865
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 1: But then if you if you eat too much fruit,

866
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: which I think is like the lifetron equivalent of you

867
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,240
Speaker 1: get life tron syndrome.

868
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm vibrating in a too high.

869
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:37,879
Speaker 1: Just imagining kids at the club eating fruit, like passing out.

870
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 1: They have to get like fruit in arcand, which I

871
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: guess is just a steak.

872
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 2: Such a high frequency.

873
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:54,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, you keep like some McDonald's fries at a breakaway

874
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 1: glass thing in order to bring them down if they

875
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:58,280
Speaker 1: get too high up into space.

876
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 3: There's a guy in booth watching the surveillance camera. And

877
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 3: if you disappear from the footage, you know your vibrational.

878
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:07,760
Speaker 1: Frequency you're too high. You're too high.

879
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 2: Beef talent.

880
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:16,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're coming in there with a jolis just start.

881
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:21,320
Speaker 2: Like in Blade, except like it's just form tallow.

882
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:25,880
Speaker 1: But the second before you said that I thought of blade, Mollie,

883
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:30,280
Speaker 1: speaking of vibrations, you and I are clearly we're clearly

884
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:36,959
Speaker 1: writing a similar way right now. Oh fuck. Anyway, we'll

885
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 1: move away from Jim's boring dream and to the prescription

886
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 1: that Lonzara actually gives Michael while he's just trying to

887
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:44,400
Speaker 1: read a goddamn book.

888
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 2: And it's that the answers weren't in the fucking book.

889
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 1: It's a cleansing fast, Mollie. It's a cleansing fast.

890
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 2: So day one, well, how are you going to get

891
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 2: any life trons that way?

892
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 1: Well, that's that's kind of the thing. The first you've

893
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 1: got to get out the bad stuff that's blocking the

894
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 1: life drons. All you get on day one distilled water

895
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:03,200
Speaker 1: with a little bit of lemon or orange juice in it.

896
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,479
Speaker 2: Dead water you can get. It's the deadest water.

897
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 1: Well not according to this guy. I don't know, Molly.

898
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:12,760
Speaker 1: Do you know any guys from Venus.

899
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, if we're talking about like vital forces still.

900
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 1: They're in La. This book wouldn't have gotten written if

901
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:27,000
Speaker 1: they've dread Drinking from the La River. That is just once,

902
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 1: that is just a solid mass of Giardia.

903
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:30,839
Speaker 2: It's too vital.

904
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 1: To alive. Oh man, Okay, it's so funny. La has

905
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 1: a river and it's just concrete. The whole river bed,

906
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 1: everything's concrete. Yeah. No, there was a river going through

907
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:51,279
Speaker 1: l A and we just kind of made it all concrete.

908
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 1: If you've watched Terminator too, the Great Chase scene where

909
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:59,280
Speaker 1: terminators on the motorcycle, that's the Los Angeles River. They're

910
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:03,439
Speaker 1: driving on the river bed. There's some water, not a lot.

911
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:07,359
Speaker 1: Usually where did they put the river? They didn't put

912
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:11,320
Speaker 1: it anywhere. Everyone just moved to southern California and bought cars,

913
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 1: and nature took its course. So we've got this cleansing fast.

914
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 1: Day three, finally, is when you actually start to eat

915
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:22,799
Speaker 1: again and you get all you can eat of one fruit, right,

916
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 1: so your choice, like dealer fe of your choice, Yes,

917
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 1: including tomatoes. He reminds us, those are a fruit.

918
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:29,760
Speaker 2: What fruit are you picking?

919
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,360
Speaker 1: I want to say cherries, but I know that we

920
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 1: lost to president that way.

921
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 2: You can only eat so many of those.

922
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 1: I think probably mangoes, because I feel like that's going

923
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 1: to actually or if magos or pears are going to

924
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,359
Speaker 1: like at least do the most to make me not miserable, right,

925
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 1: that's feel like they have the most body to them.

926
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 2: Mango's a really good choice.

927
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:52,840
Speaker 1: Honestly though, I tend to be a savory guy, so

928
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 1: I think I might just be craving at tomato by

929
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:55,280
Speaker 1: that fucking point.

930
00:46:56,320 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, melon, pineapp.

931
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:04,759
Speaker 1: Oh I can destroy. Oh. I gotta tell you, you

932
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: know what. We're gonna close out on this, but I

933
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 1: gotta tell you my watermelon story. So the other day

934
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 1: or the other year, my buddy, my buddy's hanging out.

935
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 1: He's from Berlin, he's back in the States, and he's

936
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:16,839
Speaker 1: the kind of guy. He's the guy who I had

937
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,400
Speaker 1: my muscle eating contest with. And every time one of

938
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 1: us hears about a new weird eating thing thing, we

939
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 1: do it together. And the thing I read about with

940
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 1: someone being like, hey, if you ever freeze a watermelon,

941
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:29,400
Speaker 1: then get naked in the shower and just start eating it,

942
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 1: like literally shove it into your face. Like get really

943
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 1: hot outside on a summer day, like doing yard work,

944
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:37,360
Speaker 1: heavy outdoor labor, to where you're like exhausted, you've been

945
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 1: out for hours, you're like sweaty and sunburnt. Then grab

946
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 1: a half of a frozen watermelon, walk into the shower

947
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:46,360
Speaker 1: and shove it into your face as you turn on

948
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 1: the water. It's an ecstatic experience and it actually does rule.

949
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 1: Definitely try that out, folks. Eat Eat a watermelon after

950
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,880
Speaker 1: coming in from the heat, a frozen watermelon in the shower.

951
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 1: It rules. Just with your face washing. It's a great thing.

952
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 2: Eating fruit. Should not have this many steps. This sounds

953
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:08,720
Speaker 2: like some Venusian bullshit.

954
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 1: You're not going to The Venusians called me when I

955
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 1: was trying to read a book and they told me

956
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:17,279
Speaker 1: to do this.

957
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 4: Uh.

958
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:19,799
Speaker 1: And so my buddy Lenny and I did it, and

959
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 1: we both agreed.

960
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 2: Pretty good time together or separately, separately.

961
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 1: There's not enough room. There's not enough room to eat.

962
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 4: The second you started to talk about this sounds like, Lenny.

963
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:37,320
Speaker 1: We had a good time. Anyway, try that, Try that, folks.

964
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,239
Speaker 2: Okay, is that the episode?

965
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 1: That's the episode? This is fine, this is good, this

966
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 1: is good enough. I don't I don't know that we're

967
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 1: returning to this particular book of Venusian health magic. But

968
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 1: if people like this, there's some more old alien ship

969
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:54,399
Speaker 1: we can get to.

970
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 4: Ask one more time.

971
00:48:56,120 --> 00:49:00,720
Speaker 2: The cover, Yeah, the cover, yeah.

972
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, the cover. I mean I always worry about our

973
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 1: listeners not seeing this, but like, yeah, it's just like

974
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:09,800
Speaker 1: it's clearly a crayon drawing of a of a spacecraft

975
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:14,799
Speaker 1: shooting rainbows at a woman with long golden hair and

976
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:18,359
Speaker 1: flowers in her hair. It's not a It does look

977
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 1: like a child's illustration.

978
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 2: It looks like the cover of a coloring book.

979
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:24,280
Speaker 1: It looks like the color of a color It looks

980
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: like a Lisa frank original coloring book. Yes, oh man.

981
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 2: I won't. I learned a lot about how to heal myself. Yep,

982
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:37,840
Speaker 2: with vibrations and fruit.

983
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:40,759
Speaker 1: Are you gonna do it?

984
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:43,799
Speaker 3: I'm probably gonna go eat some clementines because by I'm

985
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 3: in a big bag from Costco. So I don't eat

986
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 3: them fifteen at a time. They go bad and then

987
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 3: I feel bad. So I make myself feel bad by

988
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 3: eating too many fruits.

989
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 1: How those fucking clementines look? You know? Until next time?

990
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 1: Now here's my question, what about? Because I do kind

991
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:00,799
Speaker 1: of wonder if raw meat guys are ascended from this

992
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 1: where they're like writing about cooking stuff. But it doesn't

993
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 1: have to be fruit. You know, there's a lot of

994
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 1: bacteria on raw meat. Why not?

995
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,080
Speaker 2: It's it's very vital.

996
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially if you're as obsessed with game as these

997
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 1: guys are. There's a lot of parasites in there too.

998
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:16,720
Speaker 1: It's extremely alive.

999
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:18,919
Speaker 2: I mean, I do like a raw meat, but under

1000
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 2: a very specific circumstance.

1001
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 1: You know, man, nice sushi.

1002
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,400
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't eat fish. I'm afraid of the ocean.

1003
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 3: I'm talking about steak tartar.

1004
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 1: Oh, steak tartar can't be well, Molly, where can people

1005
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 1: find you in your work? The steak Tartar of writing

1006
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:35,959
Speaker 1: about weird Little Guys? Wow?

1007
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 2: True, just raw, raw and uncut raw, uncut.

1008
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can listen to Weird Little Guys every Thursday

1009
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 3: wherever you get your podcasts. It's fun and it won't

1010
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 3: make you sad. Probably it will make you sad.

1011
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:53,320
Speaker 1: It'll make you do like it. Yeah. All right, everybody. Well,

1012
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 1: this has been Behind the Bastards, a podcast that this

1013
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:59,960
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1014
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:01,799
Speaker 1: back with somebody more problematic.

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