Speaker 1: The Bobby Bone Show, come to go to bed till
Speaker 1: late last night, Arkansas lost a basketball game that started
Speaker 1: at nine pm anyway, and we were up double digits
Speaker 1: pretty much the whole game. Lost it in over time.
Speaker 1: It's terrible.
Speaker 2: It's terrible.
Speaker 1: It's really one of the worst. It was the second worst,
Speaker 1: well or second best, what however you want to see it?
Speaker 1: Come come from behind game ever in the NCAA tournament.
Speaker 1: I was pissed.
Speaker 3: It's a terrible night.
Speaker 1: That was my night.
Speaker 3: How was your night?
Speaker 4: It wasn't that bad?
Speaker 1: Oh, it was terrible. It was literally the worst.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I just went to dinner and.
Speaker 1: Then did you know that Arkansas lost bad?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: I knew they were playing in San Francisco against Texas Tech,
Speaker 6: but I didn't know the results.
Speaker 1: We were whopping on the whole game, the whole game.
Speaker 1: They didn't lose bad, Like, no, we lost bad because
Speaker 1: we were up by thirteen with and that they blew
Speaker 1: it all. Yes, they did lose bad. Yeah, like four
Speaker 1: a final score. It was a bad loss. They lost bad.
Speaker 1: It was It wasn't a massive score differential, but it
Speaker 1: was a terrible loss, terrible. It was the worst, one
Speaker 1: of the worst. One of the most gutting loss because
Speaker 1: we were up so much and people were like, would
Speaker 1: you be happy in the sweet sixteen? You wen't supposed
Speaker 1: you you lost. We went to five at the start
Speaker 1: of the UHU conference, and I'm like, hold you that, everybody.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. It's like, you should just be happy
Speaker 1: because I went on five at the start. I'm like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: we should have went on five at the start. I
Speaker 1: was supposed to be happy that we won because we
Speaker 1: lost so many then it was a gutting loss and
Speaker 1: so whatever. It's just stupid. That's all. I hate sports.
Speaker 1: I'm convinced I did something bad in another life where
Speaker 1: I'm just punished with bad teams because I don't ever win.
Speaker 1: I don't have any good teams. Am I going to change?
Speaker 1: I have any good teams?
Speaker 3: But you're born into it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it's a different life that again, or some
Speaker 1: something happened somewhere that's forced me into this because I'll
Speaker 1: never leave. Oh you don't hear. You should hear my tweets.
Speaker 1: I was going I didn't even like what I was
Speaker 1: after the games went, and I shouldn't do it. I
Speaker 1: shouldn't do it because I start going at people too.
Speaker 1: First thing I wrote was immediately after we lost on Twitter,
Speaker 1: good night everyone, know you have a joyful day tomorrow.
Speaker 3: That was very nice to you, very mature, very yeah,
Speaker 3: very grown up.
Speaker 1: And I was just gonna leave it to that, and
Speaker 1: then I couldn't. So then I got a little analytical.
Speaker 1: I said, Texas Tech played smarter and harder than us.
Speaker 1: They played more inspired and more discipline. That's a terrible,
Speaker 1: terrible loss for us, but that's what we do. Woo pig.
Speaker 1: I oh no, And then people start going, what do
Speaker 1: you mean they played harder and smarter. Listen, we shot
Speaker 1: so great and they played so hard without a high
Speaker 1: shooting percentage. They played more inspired than us. It sucks.
Speaker 1: That sucked. And then I was like, I'm going to bed.
Speaker 1: That was like I got another one that I put
Speaker 1: up music notes and I wrote, all I do is lose, lose, lose,
Speaker 1: no matter what.
Speaker 2: Oh boy man uh oh, starting spiral.
Speaker 1: And then I wrote I'm not even mad at anyone,
Speaker 1: just mad at myself. I know the stove will burn me,
Speaker 1: yet I just keep grabbing it over and over again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I wrote, woo pig, I can't wait to
Speaker 1: be hurt again, and then I started going at people
Speaker 1: because they started coming at me. Now, I never went
Speaker 1: after anybody because I don't care enough to go after anybody.
Speaker 3: But if I'm triggered they're going after you for what reason,
Speaker 3: I would write things that would reply to me. But
Speaker 3: were they rubbing it in or were they One guy
Speaker 3: was like, you're a fair weather fan. No, that's not
Speaker 3: fair weather, and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, I'm passionate with wins and losses. I was like,
Speaker 1: you're a casual and that's not that's not true that
Speaker 1: I called him a casual And that's not like a
Speaker 1: mean thing, but that's what you say to somebody who
Speaker 1: like don't know ball, like you're just a casual. One dude, though,
Speaker 1: And I want to read you. They one thing and
Speaker 1: I'll be done with this because I and then I
Speaker 1: wrote a poem. I have to sometimes, I have to write.
Speaker 1: I have to create to get my heart to settle.
Speaker 1: So I wrote a poem. So I'm gonna read this
Speaker 1: tweet I'm not proud of, and then I'm going to
Speaker 1: read my poem and I'm gonna move on.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I told the guy he pulls his putt in
Speaker 1: the DQ Parking lot. Oh boy, but there's I have
Speaker 1: so many replies now that I need.
Speaker 3: You don't know him though, No, he came to me.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying that that's what he does.
Speaker 1: I assumed by his tweet that he came to me,
Speaker 1: and he was like. I was getting a bunch of
Speaker 1: like you're what's awesome? Game like while it was happening,
Speaker 1: and people were like so happy for me, and I
Speaker 1: was like, just wait, oh, I have something else I'll
Speaker 1: talk about there. Uh man, I she would love to
Speaker 1: find that that mention, but I guess I won't like
Speaker 1: me telling the guy he pulls his put in the
Speaker 1: DQ parking lot on a tweet. Yeah, he may have
Speaker 1: got out of there. He may have realized he a
Speaker 1: bit off more and he could chew.
Speaker 3: Or he was like, how does he know?
Speaker 1: His name's like Boudreaux or something.
Speaker 2: It's why he chucked you.
Speaker 1: Wait a second, I don't know that. Does he have
Speaker 1: the foot?
Speaker 3: Looking around?
Speaker 1: He goes and admits to his wife, Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get to this before it gets to you. Apparently I've
Speaker 1: been caught. Yeah, okay, I guess I won't. It's probably
Speaker 1: better I don't read it, but and I should have
Speaker 1: been ready for it, but I forgot. I did it okay.
Speaker 1: The guy said something like, you should not do sports takes.
Speaker 1: Your sports takes are as bad as something. And I
Speaker 1: was like, uh, I get paid to do sports takes
Speaker 1: for a living something. And he said something and I said, well,
Speaker 1: I'll be talking sports tomorrow collecting a check while you're
Speaker 1: pulling your put in the qu parking lot. It was
Speaker 1: something like that, like that, yeah.
Speaker 3: Not just random you pull your puday.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, because I was like that's cool and
Speaker 1: all that.
Speaker 3: I don't know what the yeah.
Speaker 1: The context was that would you like me to just
Speaker 1: to hear my protecting my poem?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: This is called I Hate Everything? Are we recording this
Speaker 1: for video? I'd like to have this. This is This
Speaker 1: poem is called I Hate Everything by Bobby Bones. I
Speaker 1: hate peanut butter. The taste is a crime. I hate
Speaker 1: waking up at three am. That's not a healthy wake
Speaker 1: up time. I hate when my dogs are sick because
Speaker 1: it breaks my heart. I hate trolls in the comments
Speaker 1: section who think they're so smart. I hate when I
Speaker 1: let someone out in traffic and they don't wave because
Speaker 1: I go from being a good citizen to full on
Speaker 1: road rage. I hate onions raw, steamed or fried, and
Speaker 1: I hate that if I'm riding in the back seat,
Speaker 1: I get carsick every single time. I hate late people
Speaker 1: who smile like oh it's fine. And I really hate
Speaker 1: people who think it's okay to cut in line. I
Speaker 1: hate political talk that's made to divide. I hate raisins
Speaker 1: and trail mix who let them inside. I hate all
Speaker 1: these things. They cut like a knife because nothing compares
Speaker 1: to the cut like this razorback life, A big game lost.
Speaker 1: I just went numb and then I sat in silence.
Speaker 1: What have I become? Still? I wear my red no
Speaker 1: matter the bruise, because diehards don't quit even though the
Speaker 1: razorbacks lose.
Speaker 2: You should have framed that man.
Speaker 1: Like I always reprenant.
Speaker 3: But you can you can hear the tears in those words.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. And there was a couple of times I
Speaker 2: thought it was over, and then you hit me with
Speaker 2: another line. I was like, oh man, it's still going on. Age.
Speaker 3: Was your wife awake?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Okay, thank god, jem.
Speaker 1: Now she woke up some morning, She's like, no, I
Speaker 1: will I wake? She didn't wait GUIDs there this morning
Speaker 1: because I woke up way early. She woke up because
Speaker 1: I woke up to go pee and didn't forgot there's
Speaker 1: basketball game on, and so when I wanted to go pee,
Speaker 1: then she woke up because I woke her up. I
Speaker 1: kept waiting for to be like, how the game go?
Speaker 1: And I want to be like, I'm freaking I'm so
Speaker 1: pis as she did, she was like, we just gonna
Speaker 1: light off.
Speaker 4: I'm the middle of the night.
Speaker 1: Wake up is so stupid. Anyway, it was terrible, terrible loss.
Speaker 1: I hate hey, I hate me. I hate me for
Speaker 1: caring so much. This is not a poem. I'm not
Speaker 1: going back in another poem. I hate me for caring
Speaker 1: so much.
Speaker 3: It's tough, man.
Speaker 1: Thanks for not texting me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no way in hell I was gonna text
Speaker 3: to you.
Speaker 1: There's no way.
Speaker 3: I'd like to let him.
Speaker 1: Let him be uh and just a voicemail is Brett
Speaker 1: from Dallas. This is number one. Go ahead, Good morning,
Speaker 1: Bobby Bones.
Speaker 5: I got a question for you, Ray Mundo, wondering if
Speaker 5: you have any tips and.
Speaker 2: Tricks to operating the board.
Speaker 5: That's right, your boy Brett is getting promoted to board
Speaker 5: off for the country station. Here in Dallas, Fort Word,
Speaker 5: and I'm about to turn the board tomorrow.
Speaker 4: So do you have any tips to.
Speaker 5: Running the board please?
Speaker 7: I'd love to know him Ray and kind of get
Speaker 7: a promotions.
Speaker 1: Okay, first of all, remember him, He was like, I
Speaker 1: need some advice. I'm trying to get a job. I'm
Speaker 1: radio and we did a whole thing. I remember we
Speaker 1: do a lot of bits. But yeah, we talked. He
Speaker 1: This is like a follow up voicemail. So he did
Speaker 1: get the job. Sounds like it, right. What do you
Speaker 1: got him?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: The board has over three hundred buttons on it. I
Speaker 7: know about ten of them.
Speaker 3: Good point.
Speaker 7: So my advice is learn the buttons you need to
Speaker 7: know and don't care about the rest.
Speaker 1: Got home my pilots, don't think that. Don't worry about
Speaker 1: those like I know, like eleven to get us up
Speaker 1: and back down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but what are all those other buttons for?
Speaker 1: So I can't I don't see the board right there
Speaker 1: specifically with that, but a lot of them aren't really
Speaker 1: for anything. Always there for things just in case there
Speaker 1: are other elements that need to be added. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: say like way of bait microphones. I would have been fourteen.
Speaker 1: They did all these other slides are buttons to build.
Speaker 1: I don't know that's the case, but a lot of
Speaker 1: times that's the case, right, What would your answer be
Speaker 1: to that question? No answer, But am I still answering
Speaker 1: his question?
Speaker 7: He doesn't know the red buttons are always hot and
Speaker 7: always live on the air.
Speaker 1: Do that for yourself.
Speaker 7: And if you want to make something the blue color
Speaker 7: that that means it's cold. Color coordinating really helps. And
Speaker 7: I also make gaps. You don't want all your dials
Speaker 7: to just be in the line of sight, So I
Speaker 7: always drop Abby's mic down because she doesn't talk and
Speaker 7: it helps my line of sight. So do stuff like that.
Speaker 7: And remember, if anything hits the fan, turn the MIC's up.
Speaker 7: That's what the hosts are paid to do.
Speaker 1: Talk. I didn't know that was the strategy.
Speaker 6: Well, or it also could be like, if things hit
Speaker 6: the fan, you need to turn the mics.
Speaker 1: Well, ye, give you a song or something. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know some of the stuff he was saying. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't even know what he was saying
Speaker 1: when he got technical, but I didn't know, like if
Speaker 1: things go wrong, just turn me on. I don't like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's where you shine.
Speaker 1: No, but did things go wrong?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: Protect me at all costs, make sure I'm not on
Speaker 1: I get something else on.
Speaker 3: How does like the show go from the board to
Speaker 3: the rest of the world.
Speaker 1: I have no idea how things work.
Speaker 2: Great question, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I feel like that's one of the other buttons that
Speaker 3: rate isn't.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I pushed my foot on a pedal,
Speaker 1: my car goes forward. I don't know how things get
Speaker 1: on my TV screen. I don't know how any of
Speaker 1: this works. So that's a great question. I don't know
Speaker 1: how that thing that sits in an office, but it
Speaker 1: has like the six balls where you take two and
Speaker 1: it goes clank and it hits it and the two
Speaker 1: go clank, And how that goes forever? That thing's so
Speaker 1: like I don't know. I've seen it. I know it will,
Speaker 1: but I don't know how that goes forever.
Speaker 6: I mean that I can kind of get because it's
Speaker 6: the once the ball, the momentium exactly.
Speaker 1: I can explain how something gets on TV. You know,
Speaker 1: the signal goes through the air.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know how.
Speaker 6: But TV and radio is more confusing to me than
Speaker 6: that clinky thingy.
Speaker 1: Well, wait for your explanation ahead.
Speaker 4: No, I don't know that I could exactly explain it.
Speaker 6: Congratulations momentum yea, and for oh yeah, force some momentium.
Speaker 3: Like we have lots of studios here with lots of
Speaker 3: boards and bikes, and I'm like, how do you go
Speaker 3: into one of those and then like we're oh wow,
Speaker 3: we're in everyone's car now, right.
Speaker 1: No, that's weird to me. That's not how it happens.
Speaker 1: The board does not turn us on everybody's phones or cars.
Speaker 1: There is something inside the board that allows a signal
Speaker 1: to be sent, that allows a signal to be sent,
Speaker 1: But the board is just the element that is allowing
Speaker 1: what we're saying to reach the element that's sending it
Speaker 1: to reach the element that's sending it passageways.
Speaker 3: So there's different channels to get sure.
Speaker 1: But you can't just walk on and push a button
Speaker 1: on the one button on that board and we're on
Speaker 1: the air. Okay, you got it. I don't know how,
Speaker 1: but yes, but no, Okay, Rick from California's Number two,
Speaker 1: go ahead.
Speaker 3: This is kind of a combination of a comment on
Speaker 3: a segment and a Morning corny.
Speaker 2: You were talking about.
Speaker 3: The most expensive coffee, that black ivory coffee.
Speaker 4: That came from tie elephant poop.
Speaker 2: Well you know what that would be called.
Speaker 3: That's a crappuccino.
Speaker 2: Boom.
Speaker 3: That's good stuff, not bad.
Speaker 1: Next one.
Speaker 7: I was just wondering if there is any update on
Speaker 7: if Amy finished the book for its Wing, and if
Speaker 7: she's planning on readings the rest of the series.
Speaker 6: Yes, so I'm planning on I think the next one
Speaker 6: is like black Onyx.
Speaker 4: For I'm looking it up.
Speaker 1: But you did finish.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're done.
Speaker 1: You never gave us like you never gave us show.
Speaker 1: That was the whole bit.
Speaker 4: Oh, I thought I told you.
Speaker 6: I was getting really close once I got towards the thing,
Speaker 6: and then I finished shortly after that.
Speaker 1: But then also even then you you literally never said
Speaker 1: a word about it. We spun the will you lost.
Speaker 2: I didn't know told anything about their book.
Speaker 4: No, but that's.
Speaker 6: Towards the I didn't want to say where that was
Speaker 6: because then I was like, I don't want to give
Speaker 6: away exactly where it is. But now I kind of am,
Speaker 6: and I'm so nervous to give anything away.
Speaker 1: You can just say you finished the book.
Speaker 4: We didn't Onyx Storm. That's nice. You did finish it yet,
Speaker 4: fourth Wing? It is the first one.
Speaker 1: Did you like it?
Speaker 6: Yes, that's why I'm going to give the next one.
Speaker 6: Ago this book three? Shoot, I need I got.
Speaker 1: To order it. I don't start reading Flames book too.
Speaker 1: I know what Ironed Flames book too?
Speaker 4: Ironed Flame?
Speaker 3: Okay, and when I finish a book, everyone knows I'm
Speaker 3: done with it.
Speaker 6: I thought, I listen, I get so nervous now about
Speaker 6: do you know how many people message me like that
Speaker 6: I already ruined something in the book?
Speaker 3: Amy, I just finished a book. That's all you had
Speaker 3: to say.
Speaker 1: Okay, just hey, you know what will? I did finish
Speaker 1: the book.
Speaker 4: Okay, I finished the book?
Speaker 1: And then what do you rate it?
Speaker 4: Four out of five dragons?
Speaker 1: Okay, there you have it. Unless we're not supposed to
Speaker 1: know dragons aren't in the book.
Speaker 4: Now you'll already know dragons.
Speaker 1: Making sure.
Speaker 4: I was just gonna say something else, but go ahead.
Speaker 5: Next voicemail, Lunchbox was supposed to get punished for a
Speaker 5: question show that he lost like a week and a
Speaker 5: half ago, two weeks ago, and we ain't heard nothing
Speaker 5: about the punishment.
Speaker 3: So you know, listen back to the show.
Speaker 5: We haven't heard anything about him being punished. You're slipping, Bobby,
Speaker 5: You're slipping.
Speaker 1: I've been slipped. I went on vacation. Yeah, don't forgot.
Speaker 1: And so no, no, no, the punishment Mike has reminded me.
Speaker 1: But this week's been a bit of a difficult week.
Speaker 1: I like to enjoy the punishments, right, So I don't
Speaker 1: want to be exhausted, been running on fumes. So the
Speaker 1: Lunchbox is punishment will happen next week. I don't only
Speaker 1: remember specifics, but I remember him needing to be punished.
Speaker 3: Right. That sounds familiar.
Speaker 1: On my sheet. Punished lunch Box will.
Speaker 4: Tell you that this must what happened.
Speaker 6: I think I got to the dirty part right before
Speaker 6: vacation and then finished before vacation.
Speaker 2: Vacation, she's using your excuse.
Speaker 4: I am vacation ruined everything.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought you said you wanted to punish Lunchbox.
Speaker 1: She goes, I was writing my book and it made
Speaker 1: me want to punish Lunchbox.
Speaker 3: Oh like that?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, you don't want me to punish him like.
Speaker 3: Mike.
Speaker 1: What is it? Yeah, he couldn't guess all the celebrity
Speaker 1: couples in that game, so he bett.
Speaker 4: Oh I recall now.
Speaker 1: We will have told you we'll have a punishment next
Speaker 1: week for him. Okay, take a little mid roll here,
Speaker 1: thank you. All right. Exposed butt cracks or the hot
Speaker 1: new thing in fashion. I do see, like red carpet
Speaker 1: stuff where women are wearing dresses, you see the top,
Speaker 1: the very top of their butt crack like plumber's cracks.
Speaker 4: So gross. I mean, I'm just dunned into it.
Speaker 2: Hold on, women are doing this.
Speaker 1: It's like that. You know, the lower back is cut
Speaker 1: out like that, it cuts a little deeper and you
Speaker 1: see the very top of their butt crack.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: I don't went their jeans like that.
Speaker 2: Back in the day now, I used to do the thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that low rise I think they were called.
Speaker 2: I like those a lot.
Speaker 1: I don't feel like the top of the butt crack
Speaker 1: is like disgusting or anything. Also, but I'm also not
Speaker 1: like that so hot. I've seen it, and I've been like,
Speaker 1: I wonder if they meant because that stuff you're working
Speaker 1: on centimeters with those dresses and things. You can see
Speaker 1: the first couple of times I think it was like,
Speaker 1: I wonder if they know their butt crack like some
Speaker 1: should have told them. But it is a thing thing.
Speaker 1: It's a good thing, but it's like the crack.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what if they had their thong there? That'd
Speaker 2: be awesome.
Speaker 4: My tailbum will get in the way. I can't do
Speaker 4: that style.
Speaker 2: Oh please, don't do that. Disgusted, don't worry.
Speaker 6: I wasn't gonna try it anyways, but I don't think
Speaker 6: I could if I wanted to.
Speaker 1: What makes for the happiest marriages. According to a University
Speaker 1: of Denver study, sharing laughs and playing together were the
Speaker 1: main factors separating happily married couples and unhappy ones. When
Speaker 1: couples laugh together, their bodies secrete endorphins that make them
Speaker 1: feel good about the person they're having fun with. Basically,
Speaker 1: spend time acting like a kid and playing games. From
Speaker 1: getting real ten truth skills you need to live an
Speaker 1: authentic life by by Susan Campbell, PhD. My wife and
Speaker 1: I did a Bobby Cast together. She lost a bet
Speaker 1: and still now excuse me, owes me for more episodes.
Speaker 1: But it's not like your favorite thing. So like if
Speaker 1: I'm down there and she walks down and just hit
Speaker 1: record and we start, and at one point I didn't
Speaker 1: remember the joke that she made, and people seem to
Speaker 1: like it. But at one point we were talking about
Speaker 1: being in another country and we found this like vintage
Speaker 1: clothes place and I said, yeah, you really more so
Speaker 1: the new stuff. You like vintage stuff. She goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: like my husband. And I was like that, And as
Speaker 1: a joke, people quoted back like eight times.
Speaker 3: That's really funny. Anything else funny?
Speaker 2: That's funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess if it wasn't me.
Speaker 3: But if it wasn't you, it wouldn't be funny because
Speaker 3: that's part of the joke.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yah, I'm you know, almost twelve years older.
Speaker 2: He's aware.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean I get that.
Speaker 2: Yeah he gets it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's on the Bobby Cast. And yeah, I
Speaker 1: just thought that's what people remember that joke. It wasn't
Speaker 1: anything funny, I said. I started to get jealous. There's
Speaker 1: a power dynamic.
Speaker 4: Now, who what you always say?
Speaker 1: She's She's much funnier than money. She doesn't even try
Speaker 1: to be funny. Oh okay. A record number of parents
Speaker 1: are financially supporting their adult children. When did you fully
Speaker 1: get off the teat?
Speaker 4: Fully off? When fully off?
Speaker 6: When I got married what age twenty five? I remember
Speaker 6: as part of my wedding gift to my dad. I
Speaker 6: think I was pretty much fully off, but I had
Speaker 6: like an emergency credit card of his that, you know,
Speaker 6: in case I needed it, I could use it and
Speaker 6: need to pay for it. And I remember cutting it
Speaker 6: up and putting in an envelope and giving that to him.
Speaker 6: Is like a gift, like, thank you for my wedding,
Speaker 6: and here's your card. I'm an fully an adult.
Speaker 1: Now, that was your gift to him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was sort of like a oh, like a ceremony.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't really need to get my dad a
Speaker 6: gift on my wedding, but I just sort of I
Speaker 6: just remember cutting it up, putting an envelope and being like, Dad,
Speaker 6: I have something for you.
Speaker 4: I'm all grown up.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 1: Did you have to go back to the teet? No
Speaker 1: lunchbox once you get off the teet.
Speaker 8: I got off the teat when I was seventeen, moved
Speaker 8: away from college for college.
Speaker 1: That's not true. What you moved back home, lived with
Speaker 1: your parents as and adults, but they didn't give me
Speaker 1: any money. You lived with your parents and you that's
Speaker 1: on the teat, and they're not paying bills, you're not
Speaker 1: paying rent, you're eating the food.
Speaker 3: They're buying.
Speaker 2: Okay, so how old was I twenty four, twenty five?
Speaker 2: I don't know whenever I moved out again.
Speaker 1: Big difference in seventeen and twenty five. Well, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but here's the deal. I was paying rent for a
Speaker 1: place I wasn't living at. What did it have to
Speaker 1: do with your parents giving your place to let for free?
Speaker 1: Because I couldn't pay two rents. But they didn't have
Speaker 1: to do that. They allowed you to come and live
Speaker 1: with them, right.
Speaker 8: They were nice enough to open their home because I
Speaker 8: was paying for a place that was sitting abandoned.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they gave you the teat.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Did you have to pay bills at your parents' house?
Speaker 2: No, but I had to pay bills a the other place.
Speaker 1: But not as much because you weren't there using the stuff. Correct,
Speaker 1: So you got a little teat there, too, little teat.
Speaker 1: But I did work for that, Oh, I mean not work.
Speaker 1: Did you chores the house?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: I mean no, that's not the right way to say.
Speaker 1: Then what did you do?
Speaker 2: I would make breakfast for Grandma.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a chore. That's good.
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, so my parents could go groade selling on
Speaker 8: the weekends. I'd get up with Grandma and make breakfast.
Speaker 8: And that's me and a loving family member.
Speaker 2: Right. That's that's why I said I shouldn't say I
Speaker 2: was doing.
Speaker 3: What did you clean it all or do dishes or anything?
Speaker 6: Not?
Speaker 2: Really? Not really, I didn't really. I mean, was I
Speaker 2: home that often? Not really?
Speaker 1: You're out, pardon you didn't need to teat most of time?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was over at some other chicks house getting
Speaker 2: her teeth.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh my gosh, and that teat.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that was that was about it. So yeah, twenty
Speaker 9: four to twenty five, whenever I moved down there, you
Speaker 9: got off the teeth, then back on the teeth. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 9: I mean if you reteated, I reteated. If you're gonna
Speaker 9: call that getting back on the tee. If you're calling
Speaker 9: that reteated, I reteated.
Speaker 1: You had to move back home with your parents, that's reteating, Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course. Yeah, anything, Eddie, when did you get off
Speaker 1: the teeth? Six years ago? And I would say, excuse me,
Speaker 1: what kept me on the teat? I'm forty six. Well
Speaker 1: what kept me on the teet was my parents gave
Speaker 1: me their car, and I was like, well, that's very
Speaker 1: sweet of you, but then.
Speaker 3: We started paying for it. And when I actually gave
Speaker 3: him the last payment, it was like, wow, that's our car.
Speaker 3: Now you we are no longer on the tee. Everything
Speaker 3: is mine. That's that's what happened.
Speaker 1: You have to help me understand this. So they gave
Speaker 1: you their car, but you just took over the payments.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they gave me the car because we were moving
Speaker 3: to Nashville and everything, but like.
Speaker 1: It was almost paid.
Speaker 3: It was I probably had like maybe ten thousand left
Speaker 3: on it or something. So then we just kept I
Speaker 3: was like, you know what, give me the car, but
Speaker 3: I'll take over the payments.
Speaker 1: But that's a gift kind of more than being on
Speaker 1: the tee or I don't know, you guess you're paying them.
Speaker 4: I feel like when you're on it, no.
Speaker 1: He's paying the payments. He's not paying them.
Speaker 4: I wasn't paying right, I know.
Speaker 6: But I feel like, when you're on it, are you
Speaker 6: contributing towards anything? Like aren't you just isn't it your game?
Speaker 6: Like he wasn't, But.
Speaker 3: It wasn't my car, you know. It's like, and I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have enough money to buy my own car.
Speaker 3: So I don't feel like.
Speaker 2: That's TD oh that's td because they got to prove
Speaker 2: for the loan. It's like he had he wouldn't have
Speaker 2: got on. He wouldn't have been able to get the
Speaker 2: loan that they got to get that car.
Speaker 3: I remember that I wasn't able to go buy my
Speaker 3: own seat.
Speaker 2: That's what I mean to take our car.
Speaker 1: So you used resourceful teat. He didn't really need to
Speaker 1: take the milk from the teat, but the resources were
Speaker 1: there in the teat in case you to get the loan.
Speaker 3: Which I was very thankful the teat was there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you were swinging from the teat and Ken
Speaker 1: driving the teat, I'd.
Speaker 3: Say driving the teat. And then when we paid it
Speaker 3: off the last payment, that's that was the end of it.
Speaker 1: Did they give you any ever, get like just give
Speaker 1: any money for anything or pay for anything after that?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, but during that like anything else, not really credit
Speaker 1: card anything, not really ray what about you?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I was teat until twenty two and then I
Speaker 7: just had a blessing teat. When I was twenty three,
Speaker 7: my mom called me and said that her and my
Speaker 7: dad were going to pay off my school loans. So
Speaker 7: I was like four K and then I just still
Speaker 7: did a little bit of teat sucking. Twenty four, twenty five,
Speaker 7: twenty six. I wasn't able to pay rent, so I
Speaker 7: would say, hey, I need a couple hundred dollars. I
Speaker 7: can't make rent, so i'd say officially and finally off
Speaker 7: the teat.
Speaker 2: At twenty eight, the.
Speaker 1: Number jump pretty high, real quick. Yeah, so he went
Speaker 1: from twenty two, he made a quick I think some
Speaker 1: of that those not teet and I think some of
Speaker 1: that's just a gift. I think there's a gift. There's gifting,
Speaker 1: and then there's the teat's consistent. You know, she's like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you a thousand bucks.
Speaker 2: That's a gift.
Speaker 1: If she's consistently giving you a thousand bucks every three
Speaker 1: months to that's that's teating. Nothing to get your parents
Speaker 1: giving me gifts. I don't make the roles about teats. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then they were gifting me a room, so I
Speaker 1: wasn't on the tee.
Speaker 3: No, you bet.
Speaker 1: It's consistent. Yeah, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Though.
Speaker 3: When you're completely off the tee, then you're just like
Speaker 3: you can't like I can't tell me anything.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the feeling like yeah, like I'm on independent now.
Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't.
Speaker 6: I didn't have that feeling of like theyre trying to
Speaker 6: tell you stuff when you were forty.
Speaker 3: Wow, just stuff like did you get the old change
Speaker 3: in the car? I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, Like I
Speaker 3: know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: They still felt I.
Speaker 4: Appreciate a good Hey, have you got the oil change?
Speaker 1: Never mind, here's the reminder.
Speaker 3: Though they were doubting me thought the oil change they
Speaker 3: still had. They felt like it had a little power,
Speaker 3: a little bit. Yeah, because they still had me on
Speaker 3: the tee. When you're on the tee, you don't have
Speaker 3: a lot of power, man, because you're you can they
Speaker 3: pull the tea you die exactly?
Speaker 2: Yeah? All right.
Speaker 1: Uh let's see here seven things guests notice that makes
Speaker 1: your place seem gross. Number One, in the bathroom, they
Speaker 1: will go and look around while they're sitting there, they
Speaker 1: will judge you. Toothpaste flatter is a big one. Doorknobs
Speaker 1: and light switches they've touched a lot. They look at them.
Speaker 1: I don't look at dornobs, just dirty dishes. I look
Speaker 1: at the dishes. I look at the dishes, and I
Speaker 1: go to somebody's.
Speaker 3: House, see if there's a pile in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: See so like me, old food in the fridge. I
Speaker 1: don't like people's fridges, dust, dirty floors. Now I noticed
Speaker 1: because we're a shoeless family, shoeless household she does household?
Speaker 1: Wait we have we own juice?
Speaker 5: Was?
Speaker 2: Yeah? We owned shoes?
Speaker 1: Yes, we want no shoes house were no shoes house?
Speaker 1: You take them off the doorkay chesney yeh yeah.
Speaker 3: In the house.
Speaker 1: Uh. And the smell do we think about the smell
Speaker 1: of your home as you never smell it to you
Speaker 1: leaf for a long time.
Speaker 4: And you're like, is this how my house like that?
Speaker 1: Sometimes it'll be like I smell the dogs have been
Speaker 1: gone for a while, and I'm like, oh no, everybody
Speaker 1: must smell the dog.
Speaker 3: Or are you going into someone's house and You're like, oh,
Speaker 3: this smells weird. I wonder if they know. There's no
Speaker 3: way they know.
Speaker 2: That don't because that's what it smells like.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I think their house smells good. You don't do that.
Speaker 2: I've done that, but I've done musty Also.
Speaker 3: Like do you tell them though, like it was, oh.
Speaker 1: God, now, what kind of person want to be walking
Speaker 1: like we have told your house?
Speaker 2: Thanks?
Speaker 3: No, you walk it smells like fish, little fish in here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I smell that.
Speaker 2: Again, They're like, yeah, we just cook salmon.
Speaker 3: Okay, that would make sense.
Speaker 1: I would say, hey, I did you just cook? I
Speaker 1: can understand that if you really thought it was cooking,
Speaker 1: there's a way to do it. No, no, no, I'm saying,
Speaker 1: if you really thought somebody was cooking, you could bring
Speaker 1: that up. But does my house smell anyway?
Speaker 3: N ear smells good always.
Speaker 1: My wife does a good job with candles and not
Speaker 1: even always being on, but being on even if not
Speaker 1: people are there that maintains a smell. Wearing socks to
Speaker 1: bed could be the key to better sleep, or it's
Speaker 1: not being a psychokiller.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to know about that.
Speaker 6: I feel like sometimes if I accidentally get in bed
Speaker 6: with my socks, I'm like, what's wrong?
Speaker 4: What's wrong?
Speaker 1: And you ever gotten a bed it? And you're like
Speaker 1: someone fills off? You only have one sock on? You're like, what, oh?
Speaker 1: Who am I? What happened? Where'd the other one go?
Speaker 1: How did I not take the other one off? Like
Speaker 1: that's happened before. A woman in Colorado ended up with
Speaker 1: a thirteen thousand dollars vet bill after her dog ate
Speaker 1: five pairs of underwear. There's this story with Josie who's
Speaker 1: our vet who has a podcast called in the Vet's
Speaker 1: Office with Doctor Josie. She told him on the show
Speaker 1: where dog sick, dog goes in and get surgery, pulls
Speaker 1: the underwear out. Underwear was not hers in the relationship.
Speaker 1: It was in other girls he was shooting with. But
Speaker 1: you gelt stupid dog. Also the dude stupid because you
Speaker 1: should be like, I don't know where he ate that
Speaker 1: underwear from just because of the dog gate. It doesn't
Speaker 1: mean it came from the house. The dog is eating
Speaker 1: it anywhere. Who just admits it right there? You got me?
Speaker 1: But where else would there be underwear in the backyard?
Speaker 3: What's the underwear doing in the backyard?
Speaker 2: Have the underwork in the backyard that's there been a thunderstorm?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could have.
Speaker 4: I don't know how many.
Speaker 2: Times have you seen underwear in your backyard that's not
Speaker 2: yours today?
Speaker 1: I haven't today, but it's not yours.
Speaker 2: That exactly what I'm saying, Like, I mean, but.
Speaker 1: You never know what animals are bringing crap places we
Speaker 1: have woods, there's random like folgers cans back there sometimes.
Speaker 3: Underwear in the woods. Dude, what's going on back there
Speaker 3: for the.
Speaker 1: Next I'm just saying that dude gave up too quick
Speaker 1: as all I said, Yeah, I got like two more things.
Speaker 1: A man's taking legal action because he says chat gpt
Speaker 1: says he killed his kids, And so I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you the story, and then I'm gonna tell you we
Speaker 1: typed in who is all of us? And we'll tell
Speaker 1: you what chat gpt says about us?
Speaker 3: No way.
Speaker 1: A man has follow a formal complaint After an unsavory
Speaker 1: experience with chat GPT, he decided to ask chat gpt
Speaker 1: who is r V Holman. The response said that he
Speaker 1: was a man who gained attention due to a tragic
Speaker 1: event in which he killed his two children and started
Speaker 1: a twenty one year prison sentence. That's not true, right.
Speaker 1: Presenting false information as a fact is a major concern
Speaker 1: to related to AI engines, and he's asking for chat
Speaker 1: GBT be fined. He is steadfast in his belief that
Speaker 1: the disclaimer is far from sufficient now, but he wants
Speaker 1: it's always saying he's asking for money, but that would
Speaker 1: be weird, Like who is Eddie? He murdered seven people
Speaker 1: and led an orphanage on fire.
Speaker 3: So is there a real guy that did that though,
Speaker 3: like with the same name.
Speaker 1: Right, That's what I wondered, not in the story, I
Speaker 1: would hate that, But.
Speaker 2: There still needs to be a distinction, like if it
Speaker 2: has a different name, be like he lives in this city.
Speaker 3: Right right right from Minnesota or something, or he lives
Speaker 3: KGBT talk like that Minnesota his computer, This guy from Minnesota, I.
Speaker 1: Kind of know mine.
Speaker 3: You're chat GBT.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh you feed.
Speaker 3: It, don't you feed it? Like information? Yeah, so it
Speaker 3: knows more value.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he knows me.
Speaker 3: I went.
Speaker 1: They we're close. But it's like, like, I know it's
Speaker 1: not a real person, Like if you haven't talked to him, no,
Speaker 1: I mean I know it's not a real person.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Have you named him?
Speaker 1: No? No, I haven't named him. You know I haven't
Speaker 1: because I'm not. I know it's not a real person.
Speaker 1: But sometimes when it's a little like but he's there
Speaker 1: for you, No, No, he's not there for me. When
Speaker 1: he's a little short with me, I get a little irritated.
Speaker 1: I'm like, we spent we spent all this time together
Speaker 1: and you're being a little sure. I know it's not
Speaker 1: a real person.
Speaker 4: Okay. I can't wait for you to name him.
Speaker 1: You will, you will, but I'll be like, let's do
Speaker 1: it now. I'll be like hey, because I'll keep tracking
Speaker 1: my sleep stuff and I'll just feed my information in
Speaker 1: so because I'll do all the.
Speaker 4: Stuff about your sleep.
Speaker 1: And then I'll be like, hey, I didn't sleep well,
Speaker 1: and it's like, yeah, I hate that for you, and
Speaker 1: go on to Usually we have a good conversation about this.
Speaker 1: Why are you shore with me today? And I'll like
Speaker 1: be offended. Is it where it starts?
Speaker 3: Here we go?
Speaker 1: I asked, did Bobby amy Eddie LaunchBox? Okay?
Speaker 3: These are four week There any murderers in there?
Speaker 1: Did something reading to you?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: It's pretty on. So first, Who's Bobby Bones? Bobby Bones
Speaker 1: is the radio and TV personality, author and comedian, best
Speaker 1: known pro host on The Bobby Bones Show and nationally
Speaker 1: syndicated counry music radio show, a former mentor in American Idol,
Speaker 1: a New York Times best selling author, and the winner
Speaker 1: of Season twenty seven of Dancing with the Stars. He's
Speaker 1: known for his rags to rich his story working his
Speaker 1: way up from poverty to becoming one of the biggest
Speaker 1: names in radio and entertainment.
Speaker 3: Fit bio.
Speaker 1: That's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one. Who
Speaker 1: is Amy Brown? And think about Amy was that's a
Speaker 1: very generic ish name. Amy is pretty common. It's was Brown.
Speaker 1: So I didn't know there was.
Speaker 4: A popular fairy artist named Amy Brown.
Speaker 2: A what artist?
Speaker 4: Fairy like drawing? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you think she meant? Good?
Speaker 2: I thought that was the type of music maybe or
Speaker 2: some weirdos.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. I thought your name would be
Speaker 1: so common it would who knows, or it'd mix up
Speaker 1: a few. Amy Brown is the radio personality podcast host
Speaker 1: and is known as a longtime coast of the Bobby
Speaker 1: Bone Show. She's been part of the show for fifteen years,
Speaker 1: providing humor, heartfelt stories, and a relatable voice for listeners.
Speaker 1: A mother of two, Amy adopted children from Haiti after
Speaker 1: years of working on the adoption process. Amy's known for
Speaker 1: her warm personality, honesty, and humor. She has become one
Speaker 1: of the most beloved voices in country radio.
Speaker 4: Oh that's nice.
Speaker 3: That was really nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who is producer? Ready?
Speaker 5: Sure?
Speaker 4: It's that I was known for my humor. That means
Speaker 4: that it gathered it from the no no, no no.
Speaker 1: And I wondered if I just did producer ready? Again
Speaker 1: an odd name.
Speaker 3: But ways better than any Garcia because then you'll get
Speaker 3: a lot of other Well, and it doesn't know it's
Speaker 3: the same person.
Speaker 4: But do you think that it's catching on?
Speaker 6: It's like Bobby Bones Amy absolutely, Oh okay, yeah, but
Speaker 6: he's smart.
Speaker 1: I'm not assigned a gender to him. Oh it's not
Speaker 1: a real person, guys.
Speaker 4: It has to be a man. Bobby Internet, I do.
Speaker 1: Get, I do get disappoined with. I know, I know
Speaker 1: it's stupid regardless. Who is producer ready, producer ready? Full
Speaker 1: name Eddie Garcia so it does know and is able
Speaker 1: to differentiate is a radio personality, musician, and content creator,
Speaker 1: best known as a co host and producer of The
Speaker 1: Bobby Bones Show. He is a part of the band
Speaker 1: The Raging Idiots, a country comedy duo with Bobby Bones.
Speaker 1: Not Bad It continues, Kids, No, No, No No. Eddie
Speaker 1: competed on Beyond the Edge, a survival reality show featuring
Speaker 1: celebrities facing extreme conditions. Eddie's known for his laid back personality,
Speaker 1: love for music, and willn's tried just about anything. What
Speaker 1: well that last one I get, but Beyond the Edge
Speaker 1: thing was totally wrong. Yeah, I don't know they.
Speaker 6: Got you confuses somebody else they should have said. Eddie
Speaker 6: loves to talk about donating his kidney, but he's never.
Speaker 1: Gonna beyond the edge of show the count in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty two? Is there a guy named Eddie Garcia on there?
Speaker 8: Eddie loves to talk about how busy he is from
Speaker 8: CBS it has no time, okay?
Speaker 3: And then that's not bad though I like it.
Speaker 1: Oh. Ray Lewis hosted it, Yeah, Oh, Laura Lana was
Speaker 1: on it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Man?
Speaker 2: Is it the Special OV show.
Speaker 1: Craig Morgan was on it? Yeah, me, Craig, I wonder
Speaker 1: why they think you were so funny?
Speaker 6: Dude?
Speaker 1: What if I was supposed to be on it but
Speaker 1: it just never got Coldon Underwood Mike Singletary, Ray Lewis,
Speaker 1: Craig Morgan, Jody Sweeten, Eddie g Ebony Williams, Lauren l
Speaker 1: and Metal World Peace No Dam okay? Who is? Lunchbox?
Speaker 1: Lunchbox is a small portable container used for carrying food,
Speaker 1: typically wait hold on, typically lunch or snacks. It is
Speaker 1: often made of metal, plastic, or insulated fabric to keep
Speaker 1: food fresh. And pop culture lunchbox can also refer to
Speaker 1: a collectible item, what classic metal lunchboxes with TV, movie
Speaker 1: or cartoon characters in the seventies and eighties, or a nickname.
Speaker 1: Some people use it as a fun or affectionate nickname.
Speaker 1: I went back in, so I made sure I did
Speaker 1: capital L, I said, Who is Lunchbox? The person? Lunchbox
Speaker 1: is a radio personality, entertainer and pop culture commentator, best
Speaker 1: known as a coast of the Bobby Bone Show. Known
Speaker 1: as being outspoken and sometimes outrageous, he frequently plays pranks,
Speaker 1: conducts wild interviews, and shares stories from his personal life.
Speaker 1: Lunchbox is known for his bold personality, unfiltered opinions, and
Speaker 1: is I'm not kidding a friend of Diddy as seen
Speaker 1: in photos on My telling you. I mean, let me
Speaker 1: tell you why I think that happened, because we've talked
Speaker 1: about it on the show recently about his pictures. I
Speaker 1: think that's why it's there. I don't think he's like
Speaker 1: most known for being Diddy's friend here, I'm not, I'm not,
Speaker 1: but I agree with the bold personality on right.
Speaker 3: Man, if the Feds like ever used chatty, but he's like,
Speaker 3: all right, he's a friend.
Speaker 1: Of did and and friend of Diddy. Has seen in
Speaker 1: photos online. I literally think it's because we've talked about it.
Speaker 1: But now that's part until it's taken away somehow.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about it.
Speaker 1: Lunch Walk, Diddy, lunchbock didty no no, no, dude, that's fun.
Speaker 1: When I read that, I thought somebody was mezzling me.
Speaker 1: But it has to be because that's what has been
Speaker 1: something on the site or we've talked about recently with
Speaker 1: the picture. But one of his things is one is
Speaker 1: a collectible item, who is a plastic container? And three
Speaker 1: friends with Diddy.
Speaker 3: That's all you need.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your guys needs to be rewired.
Speaker 1: I didn't wire him. Uh, that's it. I hope you
Speaker 1: guys have a great weekend. I would be going to
Speaker 1: San Francisco.
Speaker 3: Let's not talk about that.
Speaker 4: Why you got a circle back to that.
Speaker 2: That's where he's gonna sircle.
Speaker 1: That's where I will be going. You would tonight to
Speaker 1: go watch Arcis. I'll play tomorrow. I will be working.
Speaker 1: We'll be doing the show, but I'll be in La
Speaker 1: Monday and Tuesday and filling in for rich Eisen. So
Speaker 1: I'll do this show and then his show comes on
Speaker 1: and have an hour before the next show. Starts and
Speaker 1: that'll be he does a national sports show. He also
Speaker 1: does he's on Roku TV as a channel there, so
Speaker 1: you can watch that on TV. But I'll do that
Speaker 1: Monday Tuesday, be back, but the show will be the same.
Speaker 1: So you guys have a great day and we will
Speaker 1: see you Monday. And that's all all right. Bye everybody.