1 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:04,840 Speaker 1: What a day inauguration twenty twenty five, and I gotta say, 2 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:07,240 Speaker 1: the star of the show is my guy, big Body 3 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:12,480 Speaker 1: Baron Trump. Big Body Baron Trump is that guy. Big 4 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:17,239 Speaker 1: Body Baron is six eight, got beautiful slick back here 5 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:22,240 Speaker 1: looking like a ginormous Timothy Shamalay. Big Body Baron Trump 6 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:24,640 Speaker 1: looks like a six foot eight Timothy Shamalama. 7 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:27,880 Speaker 2: Ding dong A fuck with Big Body. I always have 8 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:32,680 Speaker 2: fucked with Big Body Baron. He's that dude. Big Body's 9 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:34,160 Speaker 2: gonna do good things in this world. 10 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,160 Speaker 1: And I was thinking, well, big Body was up there 11 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:40,879 Speaker 1: standing in the back, hulking, big gul The Knicks shit 12 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:43,200 Speaker 1: signed him to a ten day See what he's got. 13 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:48,120 Speaker 1: Mix Robinson ain't coming back anytime soon. You never know 14 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:51,960 Speaker 1: you need another big man in the post. He looks 15 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,400 Speaker 1: like he got a soft touch, that big body big 16 00:00:54,440 --> 00:01:07,360 Speaker 1: Body Baron A rock with you, Boom. I have no 17 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:09,959 Speaker 1: fear of the Iron Rapport stereo podcasts here beginning. 18 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,200 Speaker 2: Boom, have no fear of the I am. 19 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:14,800 Speaker 1: Rapports stereo podcast is in the place to be on 20 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:18,920 Speaker 1: today's banging, high flying, hard hitting, museum quality I am 21 00:01:18,959 --> 00:01:23,960 Speaker 1: rap Reports Stereo Podcast January twentieth twenty twenty five. 22 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:29,000 Speaker 2: Came and went, what did you do on Inauguration Day? 23 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:32,880 Speaker 2: What did you do on Inauguration Day? Did you care? 24 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,400 Speaker 2: Did you not care? Did you scream? Did you yell? 25 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:37,320 Speaker 2: Did you cry? Did you tune it all out? 26 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:40,880 Speaker 1: And watch a big, long, all day slate of NBA 27 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:46,360 Speaker 1: plus big Body Baron Trump, Big body Baron Trump. 28 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:47,800 Speaker 2: I like big body. 29 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 1: Big body is like a six foot eight Timothy Shamalay. 30 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 1: And the NFL has unfolded poor Mark Andrews, And I'm 31 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:59,840 Speaker 1: giving flowers. I am giving flowers. He deserves it. To 32 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:05,400 Speaker 1: Russell the love Muscle Westbrook. I love Russell Westbrook, and 33 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:06,440 Speaker 1: I'll explain. 34 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:09,079 Speaker 2: Why all that morning. High flying, hard hitting. 35 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,840 Speaker 1: Fully disruptive Iron Rap Ports Stereo Podcast coming up right now, 36 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,639 Speaker 1: Miles jordanay Ga, the Bleach Brothers aka the brother Start 37 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:17,080 Speaker 1: this puppy over its tup real nice, start this puppy 38 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:20,520 Speaker 1: over top real, but most compartly, start this high flying, hard. 39 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:21,919 Speaker 2: Hitting Iron rap Port Stereo. 40 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:25,079 Speaker 1: Podcast off with something real funk and see I am 41 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:34,160 Speaker 1: Wrapperpord podcast. 42 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:40,520 Speaker 2: Boom oh yeah. 43 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:44,440 Speaker 1: Have no Fear the Iron Rapperport Stereo Podcast this year, Higgy, 44 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:47,360 Speaker 1: Have No Fear the Iron Rappaport Stereo podcast is in 45 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:51,160 Speaker 1: the place to be. Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption. 46 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:56,919 Speaker 1: Welcome to the Zignity Zone of Disruption. Name is Michael Rapport, 47 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:01,880 Speaker 1: aka the Inflamed Ashkenazi, aka the Disruptive Warrior, aka the 48 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 1: Gringo man Dingo, aka the Raging Bullshit or hope everybody's 49 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:10,840 Speaker 1: feeling real good. Hope everybody's feeling real safe. Hope everybody's 50 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:14,320 Speaker 1: feeling real saying. Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption. 51 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 1: Welcome to the Zygady Zone of Disruption. I'm Rapport Serio 52 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 1: podcast coming loud, live and direct from the Gloom Tomb. 53 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:31,440 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Baby, We're here, We're here. It happened, It happened. 54 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:36,680 Speaker 1: I am a rappoport stereo podcast. It happened, and I 55 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:43,040 Speaker 1: was standing in the pocket, standing in the pocket, like 56 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 1: Tom Brady in his prime, like Dan Marino in his prime, 57 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:52,560 Speaker 1: standing in the pocket. I am Rapport Stereo podcast has 58 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:57,720 Speaker 1: been podcasting for ten and a half years. We've been 59 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:01,800 Speaker 1: through it all the highs, the lows, the fix the thins. 60 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:08,480 Speaker 1: I mean, there's been so much, so much kooky, chaotic, glorious, 61 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:14,600 Speaker 1: monumental podcast that we have done, and I am I 62 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:18,280 Speaker 1: feel very very confident that this is also going to 63 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:21,280 Speaker 1: be a museum quality. 64 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,239 Speaker 2: I am rappaport stereo podcasts. What can I say? 65 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:28,520 Speaker 1: January twentieth, twenty to twenty five came and went, you guys, good, 66 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:34,920 Speaker 1: everybody feeling okay? What'd you do on Inauguration Day? What'd 67 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:40,320 Speaker 1: you do on inauguration slash Martin Luther King slash College 68 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:44,400 Speaker 1: Football Championship slash. 69 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:46,839 Speaker 2: NBA full slate day. 70 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,760 Speaker 1: There was a lot going on the last few days, 71 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:54,520 Speaker 1: a lot going on, but inauguration happened, went off without 72 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:59,560 Speaker 1: a hitch. Donald Trump is the president of the United 73 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,080 Speaker 1: States once again. 74 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:03,239 Speaker 2: Holy fucking shit. 75 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:07,719 Speaker 1: And cadaver Joe Biden and doctor Joe Biden, they're gone, 76 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,520 Speaker 1: they are They're gone. 77 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:16,280 Speaker 2: And a lot of people, a lot of people. 78 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:21,760 Speaker 1: DMD me have left comments saying, why aren't you calling 79 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:24,520 Speaker 1: him dick stain, Donald Trump? Why aren't you calling him 80 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:28,360 Speaker 1: pig dick Donald Trump? And I asked the same question 81 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:34,400 Speaker 1: to you, Why aren't you calling him dick stane Donald Trump? 82 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:38,120 Speaker 1: Why aren't you calling him pig dick? Donald Trump? Why 83 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:43,200 Speaker 1: are you asking me to continue to do your dirty work? 84 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:46,839 Speaker 1: Why are you asking me to go out there on 85 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,599 Speaker 1: a limb and say and do things that you would 86 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:54,839 Speaker 1: never dare say in public or private. 87 00:05:57,279 --> 00:06:01,680 Speaker 2: Why are you calling him names? Why aren't you screaming 88 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:05,440 Speaker 2: and yelling into your phone? I do what I do, 89 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:08,240 Speaker 2: and I do it at the highest level. 90 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:12,040 Speaker 1: If you listen, if you watch the Iron rap Port 91 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,760 Speaker 1: Stereo podcasts, and you could listen and you could watch 92 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:17,240 Speaker 1: the Iron wrap Port Stereo podcast. For those of you 93 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:20,000 Speaker 1: listening to the Iron rap Port Stereo podcast, you can 94 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:26,800 Speaker 1: now watch me in fully, fully glorious four k Iron 95 00:06:26,839 --> 00:06:30,480 Speaker 1: rap Port Stereo Podcasts is available on my YouTube channel 96 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:34,680 Speaker 1: at Michael Rappaport. At Michael Rapport you could see me 97 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:40,080 Speaker 1: in the flesh. I'm moving, I'm grooving, I dance, I 98 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:44,400 Speaker 1: catch shoulder spasms. I do it all. Okay, but you 99 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:48,480 Speaker 1: could watch me on YouTube at Michael Rapaport. 100 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:56,240 Speaker 2: But don't come to me. Don't come to me if 101 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:57,880 Speaker 2: you ain't gonna do it yourself. 102 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:04,039 Speaker 1: I've said it articulate enough and explained enough. I did 103 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:06,560 Speaker 1: say on the last I Am rap Por Stereo podcast 104 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:12,560 Speaker 1: to not treat these politicians like they're your favorite sports 105 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,320 Speaker 1: team or favorite athlete. 106 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:17,160 Speaker 2: And I want to encourage you. 107 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:22,240 Speaker 1: Maybe you should, Maybe you should treat these politicians like 108 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:26,160 Speaker 1: they're your favorite sports team or your favorite athlete, because 109 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:31,320 Speaker 1: any hardbody fan of the Knicks, any hard body fan 110 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:36,600 Speaker 1: of any team, the Detroit Lyons, Baltimore Ravens, any sport, 111 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:39,920 Speaker 1: if you really love your team, you're gonna criticize your team. 112 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:43,000 Speaker 1: Why did you make that play? We need to fire 113 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:45,880 Speaker 1: the coach. Take this one out of the game. He's 114 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:52,040 Speaker 1: a bum. But you won't say anything about the politicians 115 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:56,200 Speaker 1: in your political party because if you're saying something about 116 00:07:56,360 --> 00:08:01,960 Speaker 1: the politicians and your political party, you're being disloyed. But 117 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:06,040 Speaker 1: your shit all over Mark Andrews, Your shit all over 118 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:09,560 Speaker 1: Sammy Sosa, You shit all over your quarterback, You shit 119 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:12,120 Speaker 1: all over your point guard. You caught for this coach 120 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:14,640 Speaker 1: of your favorite team to be fired, But you got 121 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:19,200 Speaker 1: nothing to say about your elected officials. You'll just sit 122 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:22,400 Speaker 1: there and just take it. You'll get on all fours 123 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:28,040 Speaker 1: and take it. Hold these people's feet to the fucking fire. 124 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:35,720 Speaker 1: Vote for them, call them out, criticize them, don't vote 125 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:37,720 Speaker 1: for them, Threaten to never vote again. 126 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:38,559 Speaker 2: Do it all. 127 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,440 Speaker 1: Be active in your political ways. Don't just sit there, 128 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:43,880 Speaker 1: like why vote for him. And I don't want to say, no, 129 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:50,000 Speaker 1: be active. You gotta be active in this shit. I'm 130 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:54,400 Speaker 1: active in this shit. But what a day, What a 131 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:57,559 Speaker 1: day inauguration twenty twenty five, and I got to say, 132 00:08:57,559 --> 00:08:59,920 Speaker 1: the star of the show is my guy, big Body 133 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:05,240 Speaker 1: Baron Trump. Big Body Baron Trump is that guy. Big 134 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:10,000 Speaker 1: Body Baron is six eight, got beautiful slick back here 135 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:10,880 Speaker 1: looking like a. 136 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,400 Speaker 2: Ginormous Timothy Shamalay. 137 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:16,199 Speaker 1: Big Body Baron Trump looks like a six foot eight 138 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:17,360 Speaker 1: Timothy Shamalama. 139 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:19,360 Speaker 2: Ding dong A. 140 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:21,720 Speaker 1: Fuck with big Body. I always have fucked with Big 141 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:22,640 Speaker 1: Body Baron. 142 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:27,960 Speaker 2: He's that dude. Big Body's gonna do good things in 143 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:28,400 Speaker 2: this world. 144 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:30,400 Speaker 1: And I was thinking, well, big Body was up there 145 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:35,160 Speaker 1: standing in the back, hulking, big ghol. The Knick should 146 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:39,200 Speaker 1: sign him to attend day. See what he's got. Mix 147 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:43,360 Speaker 1: Robinson ain't coming back anytime soon. You never know, you 148 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:46,280 Speaker 1: need another big man in the post. He looks like 149 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:49,000 Speaker 1: he got a soft touch, that big body big Body 150 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:54,440 Speaker 1: Baron A rock with you, young man, strong, young man, 151 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:58,160 Speaker 1: independent young man. He's at NYU. He could have left 152 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,719 Speaker 1: Big Body could have left NYU. 153 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:04,520 Speaker 2: He didn't have to go to school in the city. 154 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:10,320 Speaker 1: Where his father is probably more controversial than anywhere else 155 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:13,320 Speaker 1: in the world, especially right now with all things going 156 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:13,719 Speaker 1: on with. 157 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:18,559 Speaker 2: Alvin the Hamburglar brag. 158 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:22,959 Speaker 1: Shout out to my man, Alvin Bragg, Harlem's finest. But 159 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,280 Speaker 1: Big Body was like, Yo, I'm not going to Cali. 160 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:28,000 Speaker 1: I'm not going to Michigan. I'm not going to Flora. 161 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:32,080 Speaker 1: I'm staying right here in the cut, staying right here. 162 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:34,400 Speaker 1: It's my city. Big Body's like, this is my city. 163 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:36,800 Speaker 1: I'm going to NYU what you want to do about it? 164 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:40,640 Speaker 1: And while Big Body was up there at the inauguration 165 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:52,320 Speaker 1: and the other brothers, Eric and Donald Jr. Those two 166 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:55,320 Speaker 1: fucking goofballs. While they were up there, I was thinking, 167 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:58,600 Speaker 1: I wonder if those two dudes try to, like try 168 00:10:58,679 --> 00:11:02,600 Speaker 1: Big Body, like you know, like they're brothers, they're half brothers. 169 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:05,720 Speaker 1: I wonder if like they tussle, like if they try to, 170 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:08,880 Speaker 1: you know, rough them up, like, oh, we're the bigger brothers, 171 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:11,120 Speaker 1: fallowed off. We were here first because they gotta feel 172 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:13,400 Speaker 1: threatened by Big Body Baron. I know that Eric and 173 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:18,520 Speaker 1: Don Jr. Absolutely feel threatened by Big Body Baron, not 174 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:21,440 Speaker 1: just because of his height. He does his own thing. 175 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,880 Speaker 1: He doesn't have any siblings. He's just out there, solo, 176 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:30,800 Speaker 1: six ' eight hair, slick back. And then I was thinking, 177 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:33,560 Speaker 1: big body, I bet you Milania got him in jiu jitsu. 178 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:37,120 Speaker 1: I bet your big body beat the shit and Eric 179 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:38,920 Speaker 1: and dictating Donald Trump Jr. 180 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,240 Speaker 2: Respectfully. I bet you he puts them in like. 181 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:43,559 Speaker 1: Like, I bet you they tried him. They probably were 182 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:47,040 Speaker 1: like punching them around when he was like twelve thirteen. 183 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,719 Speaker 2: And then Milania was like, you don't need to do that. 184 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,120 Speaker 1: Da da da da da, and she put him in 185 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,640 Speaker 1: jiu jitsu, And I bet you big Barry, He's like, yo. 186 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:57,640 Speaker 2: What's good? What's good? He put him in like a 187 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:58,800 Speaker 2: choke out. 188 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:03,560 Speaker 1: But it's been a crazy weekend with the release of 189 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:07,319 Speaker 1: three hostages. It was a crazy weekend with the Snoop 190 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:11,600 Speaker 1: Dogg controversy. Snoop Doggie Dog and Rick Ross Rick Rose 191 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:18,320 Speaker 1: were at a Trump Crypto ball. It was like it 192 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:22,640 Speaker 1: was like a concert and they had Snoop there and Snoop. 193 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:24,959 Speaker 2: Who has been ultraed. 194 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,200 Speaker 1: I was in a video with Snoop Dogg and Snoop 195 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:33,640 Speaker 1: is you know, he's he's been outspoken about Trump and 196 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:37,360 Speaker 1: people were just going off when they found out he 197 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:40,840 Speaker 1: was at this ball, I mean, going off, and there's 198 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:44,880 Speaker 1: rumors that maybe he, you know, did that for money, 199 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:49,800 Speaker 1: or maybe he did that for some reasons, tied together 200 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:53,760 Speaker 1: with Puffy and one day he's gonna need a favor 201 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:55,800 Speaker 1: and got it out of that, and there's all kinds 202 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,440 Speaker 1: of I mean, people lost their mind. 203 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:03,079 Speaker 2: And then Gail King, Gail King, Gail King. 204 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,680 Speaker 1: She was making a comment about the inauguration. She said, 205 00:13:05,679 --> 00:13:08,480 Speaker 1: why aren't there any Why aren't there more people of color? 206 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,800 Speaker 1: Because every time a person of color shows up to 207 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:17,600 Speaker 1: anything regarding Trump, the whole fucking world comes after him. Look, 208 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:22,600 Speaker 1: you're going after Snoop dogg Rick Ross. Why he invited 209 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:24,720 Speaker 1: Soldier Boy. Somebody's gotta be like, Yo, nobody gives a 210 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,920 Speaker 1: fuck about soldier but no disrespect the soldier boy. 211 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:30,120 Speaker 2: But you could do better or just go with Snoop 212 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:31,079 Speaker 2: and Rick Rose. 213 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:40,760 Speaker 1: Soldier Boy and then Nelly he performed, and Gail King 214 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:42,640 Speaker 1: is like, why isn't there more people of color at 215 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:45,280 Speaker 1: the inauguration? It doesn't matter if you're a singer athlete. 216 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:49,040 Speaker 1: If you show up had something to do with Trump, 217 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,760 Speaker 1: you're gonna get dragged all over the place. 218 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:51,200 Speaker 2: You see her. 219 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:55,680 Speaker 1: They don't talk shit to John Jones. Nobody's saying anything 220 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,959 Speaker 1: about John Jones. Nobody's stepping to John Jones like you 221 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:02,880 Speaker 1: sell out. You get your fucking arm broken, You go 222 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:05,560 Speaker 1: to John Jones to start talking that Trump shit. You 223 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:08,480 Speaker 1: get your fucking arm broken, You get putting an ankle, 224 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:11,160 Speaker 1: lock get it, get a toe, Twist it off your 225 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,440 Speaker 1: foot it take your big toe. 226 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:17,000 Speaker 2: Twist that ship off your foot, eat it like beef jerky. 227 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:21,920 Speaker 1: Say something to John Jones. Nobody's say anything the John 228 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:25,120 Speaker 1: Jones about going into Trump things. Walk up on John 229 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:31,640 Speaker 1: Jones and talk talk greasy. See what happens. Fucking have 230 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:36,040 Speaker 1: your ear, Twist it across your face, wrapping around your face, 231 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:39,520 Speaker 1: pull your ear, do some Asian ship to your ear 232 00:14:39,800 --> 00:15:00,320 Speaker 1: and muzzle you with it. Podcast. I'm jumping ahead of 233 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:02,560 Speaker 1: this because people are gonna say, yo, rap, why is 234 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,640 Speaker 1: your shirt not ironed? 235 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,800 Speaker 2: Your shirt's not iron And I'm gonna let you know. 236 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,640 Speaker 1: Every time I rock this shirt, people go yo, you 237 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,800 Speaker 1: don't have an iron, and I go yo, you don't 238 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:18,640 Speaker 1: know about Japanese cotton. What's that this Japanese cotton? So 239 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,560 Speaker 1: don't ask me about an iron if you don't know 240 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:21,920 Speaker 1: about this Japanese cotton. 241 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:27,040 Speaker 2: So no, not so it lays like this. This is 242 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:29,280 Speaker 2: how This is how it lays. It is a Japanese 243 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:30,200 Speaker 2: cotton shirt. 244 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:35,400 Speaker 1: Okay, I don't have a lot of pieces when it 245 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,280 Speaker 1: comes to my wardrobe. 246 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:41,160 Speaker 2: With the pieces that I have, the row Japanese cotton. 247 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:43,480 Speaker 1: Don't ask me about an iron if you don't know 248 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:44,880 Speaker 1: anything about Japanese cotton. 249 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,320 Speaker 2: This is the way this shirt lays. 250 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:51,040 Speaker 1: You hit this win iron, it goes right back to this. 251 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:55,640 Speaker 1: This is a specific kind of cotton they make. They 252 00:15:55,720 --> 00:16:00,560 Speaker 1: thread only in Japan. Okay, don't ask me about you 253 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,320 Speaker 1: know why my shit is wrinkly. 254 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:06,720 Speaker 2: This ain't wrinkly. This is how it was made. I 255 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,800 Speaker 2: don't know what brand it is either, but don't come 256 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:10,360 Speaker 2: looking around. 257 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,480 Speaker 1: I perform in this shirt. I love this show well 258 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:15,120 Speaker 1: my favorite shirts. I've had this shirt for about eleven years. 259 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:18,640 Speaker 1: Fantastic shape because it's Japanese cotton. 260 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:24,160 Speaker 2: What else happened this weekend? Dave Chappelle. Dave Chappelle, I 261 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,160 Speaker 2: like Dave Chappelle. 262 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:29,080 Speaker 1: No, Dave Chappelle my favorite comedians. One of the best 263 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,440 Speaker 1: to ever do it, if not the best to ever 264 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:35,480 Speaker 1: do it. Dave Chappelle who I met when I was 265 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:38,600 Speaker 1: doing comedy, when I first started doing comedy, when I 266 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:41,440 Speaker 1: was crazy young, he was crazy young. 267 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,560 Speaker 2: And then, of course I was in. 268 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:47,960 Speaker 1: The pilot episode, the first skit, the very first skit. 269 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:52,000 Speaker 1: And you see the pilot episode of the Dave Chappelle Show, 270 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:57,360 Speaker 1: the famous and infamous, iconic Dave Chappelle Show, I'm in there. 271 00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:01,520 Speaker 1: I'm in the first episode within I don't know thirty seconds. 272 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:05,520 Speaker 1: Me there's a reason why. There's a reason why I 273 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:08,080 Speaker 1: was in that pilot episode. And let me tell you something. 274 00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:13,960 Speaker 1: When Dave Chappelle got his deal changed for usage of 275 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:19,200 Speaker 1: the Dave Chappelle Show, I got nothing. My deal stayed 276 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:23,040 Speaker 1: the same, in perpetuity. Remember Dave Schwelle was talking about 277 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:26,960 Speaker 1: I signed something call in perpetuity, Well so did I. 278 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,159 Speaker 1: I signed the same deal. I haven't seen a nickel. 279 00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:33,120 Speaker 1: I wonder for anybody else who did the Dave Chappelle 280 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:36,520 Speaker 1: Show saw some money when it flooded in because he 281 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:41,480 Speaker 1: was upset, he had his feelings were hurt about that deal, 282 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:45,879 Speaker 1: felt like he was a sucker when he did that deal. Now, 283 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,199 Speaker 1: it was the best opportunity at the time to do 284 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,159 Speaker 1: his own show. 285 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:54,600 Speaker 2: But he felt bad they paid him off the. 286 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:58,320 Speaker 1: Wazoo because he felt bad about that deal because he 287 00:17:58,359 --> 00:17:59,960 Speaker 1: had signed with imperpetuity. 288 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,080 Speaker 2: Well so did I, and I got nothing back. 289 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:05,640 Speaker 1: And I'm sure I'm sure he's thought like, well, maybe 290 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:07,680 Speaker 1: I should give Mike Wrap some or maybe I should 291 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:10,960 Speaker 1: give you know, all these other people. Maybe it's coming, 292 00:18:11,119 --> 00:18:11,840 Speaker 1: Maybe it's coming. 293 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:14,480 Speaker 2: But I fucked with Dave Chappelle. I like Dave Chappelle. 294 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,320 Speaker 2: Dave Chappelle. 295 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:20,160 Speaker 1: I defended Dave Chappelle the last time, the last time. 296 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,880 Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle a host of Saturday Live. 297 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:22,960 Speaker 2: I defended him. 298 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:27,040 Speaker 1: I said that, you know, Jewish jokes are funny as 299 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:30,160 Speaker 1: long as you know they're funny and not malicious. Did 300 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:32,480 Speaker 1: a whole rant on it, whole rant on it. You 301 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,040 Speaker 1: can look at it on the YouTube page. I know 302 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:40,159 Speaker 1: it's up. And Dave Chappelle did a whole bunch of 303 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:44,480 Speaker 1: stuff about Puffy, did a funny skit about the freak Offs, 304 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:49,119 Speaker 1: you know, did funny, funny, funny stuff. You know, he 305 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:52,040 Speaker 1: even made made fun of the fact that he was 306 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:55,040 Speaker 1: trying to do funny stuff about the fires in California. 307 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:58,919 Speaker 1: Only as one of the best bobbing and weaving comedians 308 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:05,760 Speaker 1: ever could ever do. Dave Chappelle, fucking guy's awesome. He's excellent. 309 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:10,480 Speaker 1: At the end of the skit, he talked about Trump 310 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:14,520 Speaker 1: and he said, Trump, do better, do better next time. Please, 311 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:17,639 Speaker 1: all of us do better, including the people. 312 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:18,639 Speaker 2: All of us do better. 313 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:22,800 Speaker 1: And he said, don't forget your humanity, and please have 314 00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:28,680 Speaker 1: empathy for the displaced people, whether they're in the Palisades 315 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,360 Speaker 1: or in Palestine. 316 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,639 Speaker 2: And everybody's like, who. 317 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:36,520 Speaker 1: Whether they're in the Palisades or in Palestine? And I 318 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:41,760 Speaker 1: was thinking, you didn't mention, Dave Chappelle, you did not 319 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:49,199 Speaker 1: mention or if they're being held hostage in Palestine. Now 320 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:52,119 Speaker 1: I know it was a live show, and you know, 321 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,920 Speaker 1: when you're doing things live, you can forget things, and 322 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:59,760 Speaker 1: you know it's going very fast. But you said for 323 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:03,119 Speaker 1: the displaced people, whether they're in the Palisades or Palestine. 324 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:08,240 Speaker 2: But you forgot, You forgot. You didn't say or if 325 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,639 Speaker 2: you're being held hostage in Palestine. 326 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:14,119 Speaker 1: And let me tell you something, to be totally honest, 327 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,919 Speaker 1: and I would say this to Dave Schabel. 328 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,840 Speaker 2: I didn't expect anymore, but Saturday Night Live. 329 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:25,680 Speaker 1: You pride yourself on being this anti establishment punk rock 330 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:34,040 Speaker 1: cutting edge. You know, rock and Roll against the man 331 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,440 Speaker 1: establishment of comedy. 332 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,000 Speaker 2: Fifty years, fifty years. 333 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:42,199 Speaker 1: This is second time in four hundred and seventy plus days. 334 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:45,040 Speaker 1: This is second time in four hundred and seventy plus 335 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:49,960 Speaker 1: days you've had one of your hosts mentioned or say 336 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:54,200 Speaker 1: something about free Palestine or the displaced people of Palestine. 337 00:20:54,359 --> 00:20:59,440 Speaker 1: And not one time, unless I'm missing something, but I'm 338 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,879 Speaker 1: sure I would see it. But not one time in 339 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,439 Speaker 1: four hundred and seventy days. And I don't know how 340 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:08,600 Speaker 1: many episodes that would be but a year and a half, 341 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:11,040 Speaker 1: almost in a year and a half and a season 342 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:15,880 Speaker 1: and a half. Not one time you motherfuckers have had 343 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:20,280 Speaker 1: one host or one skit or one cast meet say 344 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:24,280 Speaker 1: anything about Israel, say the word hostages, and you call 345 00:21:24,359 --> 00:21:32,600 Speaker 1: yourself cutting inch, and you call yourself anti establishment, Lauren, Michaels, Michael. 346 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:37,000 Speaker 2: J and the rest of you. 347 00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:40,480 Speaker 1: Not one time in four hundred seventy plus days, not 348 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:45,240 Speaker 1: one of you motherfuckers says Israel Jewish or the word hostages. 349 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:48,520 Speaker 2: But you got all upset last time. 350 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:52,480 Speaker 1: Performers and writers, they some of them didn't work with 351 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,240 Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle because they felt like he. 352 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:58,520 Speaker 2: Was transphobic or LGBTQ phobic, But. 353 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,960 Speaker 1: This time everybody showed up to There's no protests for 354 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:05,960 Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle because if he's transphobic and LGBTQ phobic mixed 355 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:10,240 Speaker 1: in with some jeophobic, there's no problem. 356 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:14,920 Speaker 2: Little transphobic, little LGBTQ phobic, and a lot of jeophobic. 357 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:20,399 Speaker 1: Now, one time, in one and a half seasons, in 358 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,840 Speaker 1: one and a half seasons, nobody says Israel. 359 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:26,960 Speaker 2: The hostage is nothing talking about do better. The fuck 360 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,960 Speaker 2: out of here? 361 00:22:29,359 --> 00:22:46,639 Speaker 3: Podcast party is over, getting ready to go back on 362 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:50,680 Speaker 3: the road. I'll be performing in San Diego, San Diego 363 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:54,400 Speaker 3: February sixth, seventh and eighth, February sixth, seventh and eighth 364 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:59,000 Speaker 3: at American Comedy and then I'll be in Philadelphia, Ihladelphi 365 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:03,080 Speaker 3: at the Film Or February fourteenth at the Filmore two 366 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:04,119 Speaker 3: one five. 367 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:09,840 Speaker 2: Love Philadelphia, Love the Film Moore, I Love Philadelphia. 368 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:12,520 Speaker 1: I'll be in New York April twenty ninth at the 369 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,440 Speaker 1: Grammercy Theater. 370 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,960 Speaker 2: All tickets, all information for all. 371 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:20,919 Speaker 1: My shows are available at Michael Rappaportcomedy dot com Michael 372 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:25,159 Speaker 1: Rappaportcomedy dot com. 373 00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:25,520 Speaker 2: Yo. 374 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,840 Speaker 1: There was a slate of NBA games and the NBA. Yo, 375 00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:31,480 Speaker 1: this is this is getting ready to be NBA time 376 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:38,640 Speaker 1: because we have the NFL, which those games are poor. 377 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,919 Speaker 1: Mark Andrews, Man, that was crazy, Mark Andrews. I know 378 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,000 Speaker 1: Mark Andrews has got it and I like more. I've 379 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,480 Speaker 1: had Mark Andrews on my fantasy football team. Of course, 380 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,880 Speaker 1: I love Lamar. I was kind of rooting for Buffalo. 381 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:53,879 Speaker 1: I picked Buffalo, but man, hey miss that catch and 382 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,160 Speaker 1: reminded me of Charles Smith versus the Knicks. 383 00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,800 Speaker 2: Although I just saw the highlight of. 384 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:04,199 Speaker 1: That Carl Smith versus the Knicks highlight, and I forgot 385 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:08,480 Speaker 1: that Pat Ewing was gonna shoot, but he slipped anyway. 386 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:12,440 Speaker 1: And I know that Mark Andrews, I can't even imagine. 387 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:18,080 Speaker 1: I mean, obviously one play doesn't and shouldn't dictate a game, 388 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,800 Speaker 1: but sometimes it does. 389 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,040 Speaker 2: But that was that was rough. 390 00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:25,520 Speaker 1: But Russell Russell Westbrook, I need to give you a 391 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:31,760 Speaker 1: big bouquet, A big bouquet. And Russell seventeen seasons, five 392 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:35,720 Speaker 1: teams in the last six years, one of the most tenacious, 393 00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:43,920 Speaker 1: hard playing stick to his guns, I mean a fucking whirlwind. 394 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:47,119 Speaker 1: I met Russell Westbrook at a Dame Chappelle party and 395 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:50,359 Speaker 1: I told him, I was like, yo, I fuck with 396 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:53,200 Speaker 1: you hard, and I couldn't believe that Russell Westbrook is 397 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:58,840 Speaker 1: like my size straight up. Russell Westbrook is like six ' three, 398 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,359 Speaker 1: maybe six three and. 399 00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:05,560 Speaker 2: A half at the very most six ' four, and 400 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,399 Speaker 2: he has been cast off and cast away. 401 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,840 Speaker 1: He's a top seventy five player of all time, and 402 00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:18,040 Speaker 1: he's certainly on the top twenty hardest playing players of 403 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:22,680 Speaker 1: all time. He's up there with Latrell Sprewell, Alan Iverson, 404 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:28,040 Speaker 1: Michael Jordan, Willis Reid, guys that were known for just 405 00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:35,399 Speaker 1: playing hard all the fucking time. He's an MVP, nine 406 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:39,560 Speaker 1: time All Star, two time MVP of the All Star 407 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:42,600 Speaker 1: Game because he plays hard and he cares. You can 408 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,560 Speaker 1: say what you want Russell west this, I'm not even 409 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:50,640 Speaker 1: gonna call him Russell west brick All NBA member nine times, 410 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:56,440 Speaker 1: two times scoring champ, three time assists leader, absolute first ballot, 411 00:25:56,480 --> 00:26:01,120 Speaker 1: future Hall of Famer. They call Brody, but they should 412 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:04,280 Speaker 1: call him. The hurricane comes at you like a hurricane. 413 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:08,840 Speaker 1: Russell Westbrook comes at you like a horror king. And 414 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,400 Speaker 1: the last few years he was bounced around from here 415 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:15,760 Speaker 1: here there, back to there, the Lakers, the Clippers, Utah 416 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:19,560 Speaker 1: back to Utah, they cut him. I said it looked 417 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:22,639 Speaker 1: like it it was over, and a lot of people. 418 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,720 Speaker 1: I never said it publicly, but I was like, yo, 419 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:32,040 Speaker 1: it's done, man, unless you're willing to adjust, it's done. 420 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:36,680 Speaker 1: When I was doing skipping Shannon, that was I mean, 421 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:40,040 Speaker 1: this has been going on for years, but this guy 422 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:41,639 Speaker 1: is relentless. 423 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:45,480 Speaker 2: Russell the Hurricane Westbrook doesn't roll off. 424 00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:48,879 Speaker 1: The tongue very well, but he is a true blue, 425 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,679 Speaker 1: hungry hurricane. 426 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:58,360 Speaker 2: I mean, just coming in, whirling dervish. 427 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,720 Speaker 1: And like I said, he was traded to the Jazz 428 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:03,680 Speaker 1: and then released twice. And on the other side of 429 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:08,439 Speaker 1: the coin, the Denver Nuggets, the Denver Nuggets who have 430 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:12,760 Speaker 1: probably the greatest player in the game today, the Joker, 431 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:21,520 Speaker 1: big Body. Joker Djokovic Jokic Nikola Jokic, big Body, the 432 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:24,840 Speaker 1: reigning MVP makes everyone better. 433 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:25,840 Speaker 2: And he has been on a. 434 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:29,720 Speaker 1: Tear also lately, getting triple doubles sometimes before the end 435 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:30,840 Speaker 1: of the third quarter. 436 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,240 Speaker 2: Which is just insane. 437 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,320 Speaker 1: And they didn't make many signings in the offseason, and 438 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:40,760 Speaker 1: when they brought in Russell the Love Muscle Westbrook in 439 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:45,000 Speaker 1: the off season, nobody was like, yeah, okay, well, they'll 440 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:45,800 Speaker 1: try him in Denver. 441 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:50,680 Speaker 2: They tried him everywhere. But when the Nuggets are healthy, 442 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:51,720 Speaker 2: they are. 443 00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:57,879 Speaker 1: Still very, very very good. Aaron Gordon, Michael Porter, Junior, 444 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,040 Speaker 1: Jamal Murray. When he's playing at his best, they are 445 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:05,760 Speaker 1: a championship team. That kid, Christian Braun White kid. But 446 00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:09,960 Speaker 1: they have been injured Murray, Aaron Gordon have missed a 447 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,200 Speaker 1: lot of games and they plugged in Russell and fuck. 448 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:18,280 Speaker 1: He has delivered extra level of energy that they needed, 449 00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:22,479 Speaker 1: extra level of intensity that they needed, playing hard on 450 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:26,800 Speaker 1: both ends of the court. Yes, he makes mistakes, who doesn't. 451 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,600 Speaker 1: And you can say what you want about the Nuggets, 452 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:33,600 Speaker 1: but they are more finessed than force, and Russell Westbrook 453 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:37,840 Speaker 1: is all forced. He's an all force, all the time player, 454 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:41,120 Speaker 1: so he brings that good balance. How the West will 455 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:45,200 Speaker 1: be won is an absolute. It's a coin flip at 456 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:49,959 Speaker 1: this point. But the Joker and Westbrook, along with the 457 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,720 Speaker 1: rest of those champions, you have a chance every single night. 458 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:58,160 Speaker 1: Kudos to Russell Westbrook. Kudos to Russell Webbert to dressing. 459 00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:58,960 Speaker 2: The way he dresses. 460 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,680 Speaker 1: Kudos to Russell Westbrook for not retiring when everyone said 461 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:05,800 Speaker 1: he should retire. Kuros to Russell Westbrok for not giving 462 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,760 Speaker 1: up in himself when everybody said he should give it up. 463 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:12,000 Speaker 2: Fucking inspiration, unbelievable. 464 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:18,040 Speaker 1: Salute Russell the Love Muscle aka the Hurricane aka the 465 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:23,920 Speaker 1: Whirling Dervish Westbrook, Salute you, And like I said, what 466 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:29,920 Speaker 1: an incredible weekend of NFL football. All the playoff games 467 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:33,920 Speaker 1: have been fantastic and worth the weight. And like I said, 468 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:38,920 Speaker 1: my condolences for your summer, Mark Andrews. I predicted three 469 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,400 Speaker 1: of the four games. No one would have thought that 470 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,560 Speaker 1: Washington would have actually come in there and beat the 471 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,320 Speaker 1: shit out of lines, but they did. 472 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:49,680 Speaker 2: They fucking did. 473 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:55,040 Speaker 1: Jaden Daniels sent Detroit all the way to Cancude. And 474 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,000 Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I know that Detroit would 475 00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:01,560 Speaker 1: rather be playing football. But Detroit in the winter versus Cancun, 476 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,840 Speaker 1: I don't know. But on Saturday, the Chiefs beat the Texans. 477 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:09,480 Speaker 1: They're going to their seventh straight AFC championship. 478 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,840 Speaker 2: That is crazy. That's crazy. 479 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:17,800 Speaker 1: They're going to their seventh straight AFC championship. That has 480 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,760 Speaker 1: to be some sort of record. We don't fact check. 481 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,720 Speaker 2: At the Iron Reports Stereo Pukins, I haven't mentioned that recently. 482 00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:25,920 Speaker 1: Iron Reports Stereo pockets. We never have and never will 483 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:30,600 Speaker 1: fact check. And that game was tight for most of it. 484 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:35,400 Speaker 1: But Mahomeboy, Kelsey, you knew it was gonna happen. 485 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,520 Speaker 2: You just didn't know exactly when it was gonna happen, 486 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,560 Speaker 2: but you knew it was gonna happen. 487 00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:42,720 Speaker 1: Now you have the Chiefs versus the Bills meeting again, 488 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:43,920 Speaker 1: and those games. 489 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:49,640 Speaker 2: Are always special. Jumbo Josh Allen versus Mahomeboy, it's gonna 490 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:50,560 Speaker 2: be in Kansas City. 491 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:56,280 Speaker 1: This is the game that changed what was the needle, 492 00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:00,160 Speaker 1: the nail and the coffin to change over time in 493 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:04,400 Speaker 1: playoff football, making it so both teams have a chance 494 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:07,719 Speaker 1: to score a touchdown in overtime. I really thought we 495 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:12,760 Speaker 1: were going to see overtime in Baltimore versus Buffalo. But 496 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:16,280 Speaker 1: like I said, Mark the Spark dropped that ball, Mark 497 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:19,680 Speaker 1: the Spark, Andrews drop that ball. 498 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:25,440 Speaker 2: Too many turnovers. Lamar turned the ball over and this 499 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:26,360 Speaker 2: should have been their year. 500 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:33,120 Speaker 1: But fumbles, turnovers, snow wet doesn't matter. But just year 501 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:36,440 Speaker 1: after year, somehow Someway Baltimore falls apart in the playoffs. 502 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:42,080 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but Big Josh does not and 503 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:45,280 Speaker 1: did not Falter. The Bills went undefeated, ten and zero. 504 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,480 Speaker 1: They swept the table at home. Now they gotta go 505 00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:50,960 Speaker 1: to Kansas City. You gotta deal with the Kansas City Chiefs, 506 00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:53,320 Speaker 1: Taylor Swift and the Swifties. 507 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,000 Speaker 2: You're not just playing Patrick. 508 00:31:54,600 --> 00:32:00,960 Speaker 1: My own boy, Isaiah Poteco and Travis Kelce. You're playing 509 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,680 Speaker 1: Taylor Swift and all of her fans. 510 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:08,680 Speaker 2: That ain't easy, That ain't fucking easy. 511 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:13,040 Speaker 1: In Kansas City's trying to three peat two of which 512 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:16,440 Speaker 1: if they do, will be with Taylor Swift and the Swifties. 513 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:22,040 Speaker 1: And in the NFC, the NFC fucking Philadelphia Eagles versus 514 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:28,640 Speaker 1: the Washington Commanders shit the NFC East. Who would have 515 00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:37,440 Speaker 1: thought Saquon Barkley and Jaden Daniels are both absolutely yo? Saquon, 516 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:40,880 Speaker 1: put your weight on. I ran Barkley, your uncle. I 517 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:44,040 Speaker 1: rock with you. Happy for Saquon. Would have loved to 518 00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:47,600 Speaker 1: him to be a giant, but he's You deserve greener pastors. 519 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:51,440 Speaker 1: And when I say green, I mean Philadelphia green pastors. 520 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:52,960 Speaker 2: And I hate the Philadelphia Eagles. 521 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:58,280 Speaker 1: Love performing in Philadelphia, I love performing in Philadelphia, and 522 00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:01,920 Speaker 1: I do love Philadelphia. I hate the Philadelphia Eagles and 523 00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:03,840 Speaker 1: they respect when I tell them that I hate them 524 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,000 Speaker 1: because I know how they feel about the New York Giants, 525 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,680 Speaker 1: the New York Jets and all things in New York. 526 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,520 Speaker 2: But the Commanders, they. 527 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:16,520 Speaker 1: Beat the shit at the Detroit Lions. They crushed the 528 00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:20,800 Speaker 1: heart and soul of that Lion. They beat him at 529 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:26,240 Speaker 1: their own game going forward, on every fourth down, every 530 00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:29,640 Speaker 1: single chance they had. There were zero punts in that game. 531 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:33,080 Speaker 1: This is the new wave of football. Gibbs is a superstar. 532 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:38,320 Speaker 1: Jamiir Gibbs, love him, Aman Saint Bron, Jared goff Or. 533 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:41,400 Speaker 1: I wanted, I thought they were gonna win. But Jaden 534 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:44,680 Speaker 1: Daniels is the rookie the year. Jaden Daniels is a superstar. 535 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:50,000 Speaker 1: Expect to see Jaden Daniels on all sorts of telephone commercials, 536 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:54,200 Speaker 1: sneaker commercials, haircare, toothpaste. 537 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,760 Speaker 2: All that shit this summer. 538 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:59,920 Speaker 1: He's sick, calm, cool, underpressure. You need to throw, He's 539 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,760 Speaker 1: got you. You need a run, He's got you. You 540 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:05,000 Speaker 1: need a big play under pressure, He's got you. 541 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:08,440 Speaker 2: He's got you. He's got you. Jaden Daniels is the man. 542 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,239 Speaker 1: Both of the games that the Eagles and the Commanders 543 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,840 Speaker 1: had this year were terrific. The last game was a 544 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:20,520 Speaker 1: comeback win by Washington in Philly. But that was the 545 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:24,360 Speaker 1: game that Jalen Hurts got hurt in Barkley had a. 546 00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:27,200 Speaker 2: Big game in both of those games. I'm telling you something. 547 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,040 Speaker 1: It's going to be freezing in Kansas City. It is 548 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:34,640 Speaker 1: going to be brorick in Kansas City. But I am 549 00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:37,080 Speaker 1: predicting the Chiefs verse. 550 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,080 Speaker 2: The Washington Commanders. 551 00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:45,640 Speaker 1: I am predicting the Kansas City Chiefs and the Washington Commanders. 552 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:53,160 Speaker 2: And this ain't d John Riggins, Joe Thiseman Hoggs. This 553 00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,040 Speaker 2: is a new boot, new. 554 00:34:55,000 --> 00:35:02,600 Speaker 1: Generation, high flying, fast Washington Commanders football team. Jaden Daniels 555 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:08,600 Speaker 1: is for real. But the Goat of Goats is my homeboy. 556 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:13,600 Speaker 1: But I got my homeboy versus the future Goat. I 557 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:15,359 Speaker 1: got the goat versus the future. 558 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,120 Speaker 2: Goat in the Super Bowl. 559 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,480 Speaker 1: Lock it in, baby, And if you want to sign 560 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,160 Speaker 1: up and make a little dough at all sports, go. 561 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,600 Speaker 2: To captain picks dot com. Captain picks dot com. 562 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:32,640 Speaker 1: We do NFL, we do NBA, we do soccer, college basketball, 563 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,000 Speaker 1: Women's college basketball. 564 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:39,680 Speaker 2: WNBA, we do it all. We get exotic captain. 565 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:44,959 Speaker 1: Picks dot Com. 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Anyway, I'm done. 567 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:51,399 Speaker 2: I'm done. 568 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:55,840 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get into the hostage situation today. 569 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:57,759 Speaker 2: I'll get into it next time, I'm sure. 570 00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:02,759 Speaker 1: But three beautiful young women came home and it was 571 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:03,480 Speaker 1: a miracle. 572 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,000 Speaker 2: It was a miracle that they made at home. 573 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,440 Speaker 1: And that day was just we'll go down in infamy 574 00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:13,320 Speaker 1: like so many days, good, bad and everything in between 575 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,080 Speaker 1: in the last four dred and seventy plus days. 576 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:18,040 Speaker 2: But that was a miracle that they made at home. 577 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:23,239 Speaker 1: And just praying for the rest of the hostages to 578 00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,120 Speaker 1: make it home asap. 579 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:28,520 Speaker 2: But we have a long road ahead of us regarding that. 580 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:34,399 Speaker 1: Anyway, Stay safe, stay sane, and stay super duper disruptive. 581 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,360 Speaker 1: Stay safe, stay sane, stay super duper disruptive. And what 582 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:42,840 Speaker 1: I mean disruptive, I mean don't stop believing. Don't stop 583 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:47,279 Speaker 1: believing in the most important person, yourself. Miles Jordan aka 584 00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:49,719 Speaker 1: the Bleach Brothers ak the Dust Brothers. Take me out 585 00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:52,120 Speaker 1: with something real nice, take matter with something real, but 586 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,920 Speaker 1: most importantly in this puppy, with something real funky. I 587 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:58,640 Speaker 1: am raper stereo pockets. I'm out, baby,