1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:04,320 Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand, Why in the world do 2 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:08,559 Speaker 1: women continue to wear bras? The Jewels Show ask that 3 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:13,040 Speaker 1: very specific question because of Today's Ridiculous Internet Question. Hi everybody, 4 00:00:13,039 --> 00:00:17,280 Speaker 1: I'm Johnny jingle Pants and it's time for Ridiculous Internet Questions, 5 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:20,960 Speaker 1: America's most exciting game show, where we discuss the raging 6 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,800 Speaker 1: debate on the dot com today and what is the 7 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,280 Speaker 1: dot com raging about today? Well, the question is what's 8 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:30,160 Speaker 1: the most uncomfortable clothing? I asked that a second ago, 9 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:31,360 Speaker 1: and I said, call up if you want to be 10 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:34,000 Speaker 1: a contestant on Today's Ridiculous Internet Questions eight at eight 11 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,760 Speaker 1: three to three one oh six one eight eight eight 12 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,760 Speaker 1: three four three one six one. And a ton of 13 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:41,960 Speaker 1: texts have come in and they all say Bras, Bros. Bros, Bras, Bras, 14 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,879 Speaker 1: bras and underwear two G string underwear. Okay, Alex, you're 15 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:49,760 Speaker 1: the only one with movies in here that's debatable female 16 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:52,239 Speaker 1: movies that I was gonna say, Yeah, you're the only 17 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:54,080 Speaker 1: one who could wear a bra. I've only heard women 18 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:58,240 Speaker 1: complain about bras. Why. Why is because well, I gave 19 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,080 Speaker 1: up bras a few years ago, because I can, and 20 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 1: because I don't have the biggest ones, so I can. 21 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,360 Speaker 1: But you know women or whoever who have big ones, 22 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:08,000 Speaker 1: they need to hold them in. I don't know what 23 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,959 Speaker 1: that feels like, but I can only imagine. So if 24 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:13,840 Speaker 1: you could throw them over your shoulder, like whatever, the 25 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:17,240 Speaker 1: boulder holder. I mean, you see necessary, I have you 26 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:18,640 Speaker 1: see them? How would they not be able to not 27 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:20,480 Speaker 1: wear a bra? Yeah that's true, okay, but it's still 28 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:23,280 Speaker 1: probably uncomfortable. Probably they're very uncle I can you just 29 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:27,440 Speaker 1: throw some duct tape on them? Taking duct tape off? Oh? 30 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:32,640 Speaker 1: Good point. It's ridiculous Internet questions. Call us up eight 31 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:34,440 Speaker 1: to eight three four three one oh six one, text 32 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:37,319 Speaker 1: us four one o six one. Today's ridiculous Internet question 33 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:41,000 Speaker 1: is what is the most uncomfortable clothing alex I would 34 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:44,959 Speaker 1: have to say high heels. Oh that was gonna be mind. Yeah, 35 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:47,400 Speaker 1: I like don't wear them because they just hurt and 36 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,720 Speaker 1: they're not good on the feet. Neither. They're very bad. 37 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:53,120 Speaker 1: They're beautiful, right, but they hurt. I've worn high heels 38 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:56,360 Speaker 1: a lot in my life. Yeah, really a lot. I 39 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:59,400 Speaker 1: mean a fair amount for a dude. For one ill 40 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:01,720 Speaker 1: I's to host a comedy show that was a drag 41 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:04,320 Speaker 1: comedy show, so you'd get up and do comedy like normal, 42 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,080 Speaker 1: and then you'd come back out on stage and dragon. 43 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:08,160 Speaker 1: I always wore high heels for that. That was twice 44 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 1: a month. One was a concert where I had a 45 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:13,799 Speaker 1: joke band and we performed and I sang it it's 46 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:15,960 Speaker 1: raining men. And then I had some giant Alakar from 47 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,160 Speaker 1: American idol at the time a long time ago, come 48 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:21,040 Speaker 1: out on stage and performing Yes, And I had to 49 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:23,440 Speaker 1: be in high heels that whole night. And I can 50 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:26,359 Speaker 1: tell you, high heels beat up the feet and they're 51 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,080 Speaker 1: so sore. And I think high heels are great and 52 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,280 Speaker 1: they should only be worn if you're on your back 53 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:34,240 Speaker 1: in bed. That's one of my ideals. I'm the best 54 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:37,120 Speaker 1: to be worn. That's been my opinion ever since. Text 55 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:39,480 Speaker 1: in worn six one, call us up eight to eight 56 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:41,840 Speaker 1: three four three one oh six one. It's ridiculous Internet questions. 57 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:44,080 Speaker 1: And today's ridiculous Internet question is what is the most 58 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:48,960 Speaker 1: uncomfortable clothing? Dmitri? Hello, Hello, Dmitri. What is the most 59 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:55,400 Speaker 1: uncomfortable clothing? Work pants? Work pants? Oh yeah, I'm a 60 00:02:55,480 --> 00:03:01,240 Speaker 1: tall dude. I was fairly wound out uncomfortable because I 61 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:04,720 Speaker 1: worked in New York and sexual Haraser goes both places. 62 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 1: I caught my really, oh well, Dmitri, Dmitri, you didn't 63 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,680 Speaker 1: understand what Dmitri said because his phone is kind of muddy. 64 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,840 Speaker 1: He said that he's a very tall guy, very gifted. 65 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:23,200 Speaker 1: And one time you caught somebody staring at your downstairs 66 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,480 Speaker 1: mix up. That's right. I was at a meeting with 67 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:29,840 Speaker 1: my TEAMO the manager, and oh wow. Well if I 68 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,640 Speaker 1: were you, because I would brag about it, because I mean, honestly, like, 69 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,280 Speaker 1: that's awesome that you have that problem, I would have 70 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,600 Speaker 1: stood up in the middle of the meeting and then 71 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:37,440 Speaker 1: I would have taken it out and laid it on 72 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:40,840 Speaker 1: the conference. Is that what you wanted to see? I've 73 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:43,200 Speaker 1: seen you staring at it this whole time. I'm finally 74 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:45,120 Speaker 1: gonna complain with HR and leave, So I still would 75 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,520 Speaker 1: have showed it off a bit before I left. You 76 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:49,160 Speaker 1: could have just said, hey, it's up here. Yeah, thanks, Dmitri. 77 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:51,200 Speaker 1: Call us up eight to eight three four three one 78 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:53,200 Speaker 1: six one text in four one to six one. It's 79 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:55,840 Speaker 1: ridiculous Internet questions. And the question we're asking today is 80 00:03:55,920 --> 00:04:00,600 Speaker 1: what's the most uncomfortable clothing in't it? I have to say, oh, look, 81 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:04,320 Speaker 1: ties are really really nice, but they're like enter two 82 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:07,120 Speaker 1: from choking you out at the wedding or during an interview. 83 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:09,760 Speaker 1: They're so tight and they're so hard to put on. 84 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,280 Speaker 1: I like wearing a tie, but I can never tie 85 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 1: a tie because I don't wear ties that often. Every 86 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:16,440 Speaker 1: single time I go to tie tieh I have to 87 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,600 Speaker 1: go to YouTube and try to figure it out. I 88 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:21,280 Speaker 1: had court a while back, while wasn't a lawsuit. It 89 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:22,800 Speaker 1: wasn't like I got arrested not to go to court, 90 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:25,960 Speaker 1: but I was in a lawsuit, and I thought you 91 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,160 Speaker 1: had not much better? No, and I didn't have a tie. 92 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,280 Speaker 1: And I realized it the day before court and I 93 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,000 Speaker 1: told my lawyers. I was like, hey, can I borrow 94 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:36,080 Speaker 1: a tie from you guys for tomorrow? And they were 95 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:37,440 Speaker 1: like yeah, and I was like, you shouldn't expect a 96 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:38,840 Speaker 1: guy with throw a tattoo to have ties. So for 97 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:41,000 Speaker 1: mom then the barrier tie. But I got there and 98 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:42,640 Speaker 1: my lawyer gave me at the time and he's like, here, 99 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,040 Speaker 1: we want to go to the bathroom tight And then 100 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,520 Speaker 1: I realized I don't know how to tie this. So 101 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,799 Speaker 1: I went back in there and I was like, hey, Charlie, 102 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:51,640 Speaker 1: you tie my tie, and so he tied my tie 103 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:54,480 Speaker 1: and I lost a lawsuit. Nothing. Yeah, we definitely lost that. 104 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:57,520 Speaker 1: Call us up eighty eight three four three one oh 105 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:59,440 Speaker 1: six one, text in four one oh six one. It's 106 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,360 Speaker 1: ridiculous internet questions. And today's question is what's the most 107 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:08,080 Speaker 1: uncomfortable clothing? Victoria? I think course it tops O. They 108 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:13,239 Speaker 1: look so cute. They are super cute. Uncomfortable that's another 109 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:16,840 Speaker 1: thing that I've kind of worn. Two actually, call us 110 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:18,840 Speaker 1: up eight eight eight three four three one oh six one, 111 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:21,520 Speaker 1: text in four one oh six one. It's ridiculous internet question. 112 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:24,120 Speaker 1: And today's question is what's the most uncomfortable clothing? The 113 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:28,960 Speaker 1: Jewbil Show on demand. It's another jubil phone frame today 114 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:38,440 Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties, however, and one and two and 115 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:40,120 Speaker 1: keep going. It is once I can have to take 116 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:42,800 Speaker 1: a phone call. Is this ammy? It is? Yeah? Hi, Hello, 117 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:44,960 Speaker 1: I mean not like that. Hi. My name is Vet 118 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:47,520 Speaker 1: and I am one of the assistant dance instructors here 119 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,320 Speaker 1: dance school. When you signed up for chata classes with 120 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,760 Speaker 1: us last week, how are they going? Oh my god, 121 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:55,240 Speaker 1: I'd be wanting to vito this class wherever. And it's 122 00:05:55,279 --> 00:05:57,680 Speaker 1: just been so fun. Oh great, but chat can be 123 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:00,160 Speaker 1: quite to work out where you saw. Yeah, I mean 124 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,480 Speaker 1: I was sore for a couple of days after, but 125 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:04,600 Speaker 1: you know it's worth it. Yes, as I always say, 126 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:07,599 Speaker 1: dancing is always worth it. So um, I'm surprised to 127 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:11,560 Speaker 1: hear you say that you liked it. Oh oh, I'd 128 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:14,520 Speaker 1: probably looked serious because I was concentrating on the moves. 129 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:16,880 Speaker 1: But yeah, no, I had an amazing time. Oh yes, 130 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:19,839 Speaker 1: the serious concentrate face. I know it well. So calling 131 00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:22,479 Speaker 1: you today because of what happened at the last dance class, 132 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:25,880 Speaker 1: wondering if you're wearing two left shoes too right shoes something, 133 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:28,279 Speaker 1: if you need a right under left shoe can provide it, 134 00:06:28,279 --> 00:06:31,920 Speaker 1: because it seemed like you couldn't get it together. No, 135 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:37,560 Speaker 1: I mean maybe I'm just not you know, like that 136 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:40,560 Speaker 1: make your sea legs. We just need to get stronger. 137 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:43,000 Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean I felt so fun. I 138 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,880 Speaker 1: didn't think it was too hard. Yeah, okay, so FYI 139 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:49,599 Speaker 1: here dance school. What we try to do is offer 140 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:52,480 Speaker 1: an environment where, um, let's hit me how you see 141 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:57,480 Speaker 1: people who are rhythmically challenged can grow. I think you 142 00:06:57,560 --> 00:07:00,440 Speaker 1: got it wrong. I mean a much challenge. I mean, yeah, 143 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:05,000 Speaker 1: what doesn't the challenge make grows happen? Well, yes, challenges do. 144 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:07,440 Speaker 1: Equal grows in the right circumstance. So you plant a 145 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:09,800 Speaker 1: tree in the right place, it will grow. But if 146 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,880 Speaker 1: you take a beautiful redwood tree and you plant it 147 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:14,960 Speaker 1: in the desert, it will die and not grow. Some 148 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,640 Speaker 1: things cannot grow, is what I'm saying. I mean, there's 149 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:22,600 Speaker 1: an introductory class to beginners. I don't really understand, Like 150 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:25,680 Speaker 1: I'm I don't think I was a word in the class. 151 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:28,880 Speaker 1: You know, some people didn't get it at all. You've 152 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:31,440 Speaker 1: been cut no other way than to rip the bandit off. 153 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:34,000 Speaker 1: You've been cut. It may be a beginner class, but 154 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:37,240 Speaker 1: we still take our dance very serious. Here stands school 155 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:40,160 Speaker 1: and we had a choice between you and Sharisu owned, 156 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:43,920 Speaker 1: which shows Shari Su. Doesn't she that old lady? Okay? 157 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,640 Speaker 1: I had hoped it would not go like this. We 158 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:48,920 Speaker 1: do not look to age shame here at a dance studio, 159 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:52,680 Speaker 1: So please don't. I'm not age shaming. I'd so asking 160 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:55,720 Speaker 1: to define who Yeah, so that's who she is? Okay? 161 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:57,800 Speaker 1: What is she? Why she got a problem with me? 162 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:00,000 Speaker 1: And did you see are cutting me from the class. 163 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:02,200 Speaker 1: Un I don't know if Shirley Sue has had a 164 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:04,240 Speaker 1: hip replacement or something. She is a little older, but 165 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,520 Speaker 1: she can move those hips like somebody half her age. 166 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:09,720 Speaker 1: On the Dance Life, people get cut from classes. We 167 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,640 Speaker 1: do not like to call it cut, so we prefer 168 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:14,120 Speaker 1: to call it outroll. So you're being outrolled from the 169 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,600 Speaker 1: beginner but class, How could you cut me from a 170 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:19,840 Speaker 1: class I am paying for. It's a beginner's class. I 171 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:21,880 Speaker 1: find it look fun. Am I getting a refund? No 172 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:26,000 Speaker 1: refunds Dance Life anyway, You are not being canceled. We 173 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:28,000 Speaker 1: are going to move you to a different class, more 174 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:31,800 Speaker 1: real speed. Okay, but I don't see only time I 175 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,520 Speaker 1: can do class we move it too, is at the 176 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:36,839 Speaker 1: same time wound. As I said, it will be more 177 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:40,080 Speaker 1: your speed. You will enjoy it more wound exciting. You 178 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:42,600 Speaker 1: will be the only adult in the six year old 179 00:08:42,679 --> 00:08:47,160 Speaker 1: dance class. Hello Amy, Hello are you there? I am 180 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:49,480 Speaker 1: not dancing with six year old kids, and I'm never 181 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:52,439 Speaker 1: dancing your studio again, and I want my money back immediately. 182 00:08:52,679 --> 00:08:54,640 Speaker 1: On the perfect the six year old dance class would 183 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,280 Speaker 1: be great for you because you're throwing a town from 184 00:08:56,320 --> 00:09:00,440 Speaker 1: like one. No refunds. Okay, you are caring v This 185 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:03,160 Speaker 1: is a completely unethical way of running a business. But 186 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:04,360 Speaker 1: I want to talk to the owner. I want to 187 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:06,560 Speaker 1: talk some a semiale person here, and if not, I'm 188 00:09:06,559 --> 00:09:09,079 Speaker 1: going to ruin you. Well, I was already ruined when 189 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:11,960 Speaker 1: I saw you dance the first time. Anyway, the monitor, 190 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:14,040 Speaker 1: I'm the owner both of the vans who suggested I 191 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:17,040 Speaker 1: call you and tell you this news. If I'm completely unacceptable, 192 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:18,520 Speaker 1: I am not going to stop at this, I'm going 193 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:20,880 Speaker 1: to ruin you. I work in pr I know every 194 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,560 Speaker 1: newspaper in this country. I will ruin you about my 195 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:26,200 Speaker 1: my back. How dare you say this to me? And 196 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,120 Speaker 1: if you don't think I'm not going to be reporting 197 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,240 Speaker 1: any charges from you for fraud or any other charges. 198 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:33,679 Speaker 1: The fraud, I am definitely doing that. I'm calling my 199 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:36,800 Speaker 1: bank right now. Good luck Dance Live. Anyway, you should 200 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,360 Speaker 1: probably call your friend Mark too, because he's the one 201 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:39,599 Speaker 1: that set you over for this phone prank. This is 202 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,800 Speaker 1: actually Jebil from The Jewels Show doing a phone prank 203 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:44,720 Speaker 1: on you and your friend Mark set you up. Finally, 204 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:46,920 Speaker 1: am I told you I was going to get you back? 205 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:52,320 Speaker 1: Is this real life? It's not Real Live Dance Live, 206 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:58,080 Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. Come to the JNN the 207 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:03,679 Speaker 1: Jebil News Network as network where credibility isn't mandatory. For Monday, 208 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:07,000 Speaker 1: October twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh and for your 209 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:08,400 Speaker 1: lead story of the day in the j and N, 210 00:10:08,679 --> 00:10:11,840 Speaker 1: McDonald's has announced that they're getting into the adult toy industry. 211 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:14,319 Speaker 1: You'll find out how in just a second. I'm Alex 212 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:17,320 Speaker 1: Fresh and Elon Musk just told a story about something 213 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:20,000 Speaker 1: that happened during his childhood. It's absolutely nuts and you'll 214 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:22,360 Speaker 1: want to stick around for it, so don't go anywhere. Hey, 215 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:25,880 Speaker 1: it's Bennett's. If you have a business called Simplicity Cares, 216 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:29,200 Speaker 1: you probably shouldn't be scamming everyone involved. Okay, I'll spill 217 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:32,000 Speaker 1: them my story back to you, Jubel. Thank you very much, Bennett. 218 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:33,840 Speaker 1: And as I mentioned at the beginning of the Jane 219 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:35,920 Speaker 1: and the Jewel News Network, where when something happens in 220 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:39,480 Speaker 1: the world, we report on it. Fourth McDonald says announced 221 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:42,600 Speaker 1: that they're getting into the adult toy industry. McDonald's is 222 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:47,319 Speaker 1: starting to sell happy meals for adults starting today. And no, 223 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:49,320 Speaker 1: it's not that kind of toy, but it does come 224 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:52,120 Speaker 1: with a toy. There are two versions of the adult 225 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,679 Speaker 1: Happy Meal, one with a big macfries and a drink, 226 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:57,200 Speaker 1: and the other one comes with McNuggets. So basically they're 227 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,120 Speaker 1: just like the kid's version, but probably a little bit 228 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:02,520 Speaker 1: more food. Yeah, like a combo meal, but they put 229 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:04,360 Speaker 1: it in a happy meal package. What the heck? And 230 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:06,719 Speaker 1: they did partner with a toy company, so you get 231 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:09,800 Speaker 1: toys in your adult Happy Meal. They partnered with a 232 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:12,800 Speaker 1: fashion brand called Cactus Plant Flea Market, and you get 233 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:17,240 Speaker 1: one of four figurines of the Hamburglar, Grimace, Birdie, and 234 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:21,080 Speaker 1: a weird new one named Cactus Buddy. Cactus Buddy does 235 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:28,079 Speaker 1: sound like an adult toy, kind of doesn't. Actually, you'll 236 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:30,960 Speaker 1: get a beautiful succulent when you're adult Happy Meal from McDonald's. 237 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,319 Speaker 1: I'll take a large. This is the J and N, 238 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:36,360 Speaker 1: the Jewel News Network where the reporters are real and 239 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:41,839 Speaker 1: the facts most of the time. Now for our next doory, 240 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:44,480 Speaker 1: let's send it to Alex Fresh. I'm on location in 241 00:11:44,679 --> 00:11:48,120 Speaker 1: South Africa where Elon Musk just came out and told 242 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:49,960 Speaker 1: a story about something that had happened when he was 243 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,880 Speaker 1: a young child. I guess when they lived in South Africa. 244 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:55,040 Speaker 1: There was like seven intruders that came into his house 245 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:59,080 Speaker 1: and his dad apparently is like a professional. He won 246 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:02,800 Speaker 1: the South Africa in National Defense Forces shooting championship. Oh wow, 247 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,760 Speaker 1: he's like a marksman. And there were seven people who 248 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:08,120 Speaker 1: came into the house. Three of them he killed and 249 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:11,240 Speaker 1: four of them ran away. Wow. And the story said 250 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:13,199 Speaker 1: that he's already shooting at him. And then he went 251 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:15,960 Speaker 1: to his room and got a three fifty seven and 252 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:18,120 Speaker 1: it was a threety seven. But they had those hollow 253 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:21,360 Speaker 1: point bullets in him, so like shrapnel hit a chest 254 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,559 Speaker 1: of the other one. So like one bullet hit went 255 00:12:23,559 --> 00:12:25,600 Speaker 1: through ahead and then a shrapnel like hit the other 256 00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:27,640 Speaker 1: chest of the other guy and they both died. And 257 00:12:27,679 --> 00:12:30,199 Speaker 1: then the other five started running and then he shot 258 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:32,840 Speaker 1: one guy that was running way. Oh and he got 259 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:35,760 Speaker 1: acquitted because it was for self defense. Elon Musk's dad 260 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:42,040 Speaker 1: is really Liam Neeson, that is, but no, no, yeah, 261 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,640 Speaker 1: but it was a crazy story. Yeah, that's nuts. Elon 262 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,520 Speaker 1: Musk's dad was in the news a little while ago 263 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,959 Speaker 1: because it didn't he like get his stepep out of 264 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,080 Speaker 1: pregnant twice. Oh my god, he got a step out 265 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:54,000 Speaker 1: of pregnant. Yeah he did that. Guy cannot shoot a blank, 266 00:12:54,120 --> 00:13:00,920 Speaker 1: that's for sure. This is the jubil His network where 267 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:02,960 Speaker 1: some of our news stories are blank and some of 268 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:06,640 Speaker 1: them will get you pregnec story. Listening on over to 269 00:13:06,679 --> 00:13:08,839 Speaker 1: Ben Hey, it's been it and I'm in Atlanta where 270 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,960 Speaker 1: a couple has been accused of scamming unemployment. So during 271 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,680 Speaker 1: the pandemic, Shanda Danielle and Wayne Lowe Junior, they created 272 00:13:15,679 --> 00:13:19,280 Speaker 1: a fake employer and they named it Simplicity Cares. Apparently 273 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:22,559 Speaker 1: they don't because they use a handful of stolen identities 274 00:13:22,679 --> 00:13:25,920 Speaker 1: that they claimed work at their fake business, Simplicity Cares, 275 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:30,120 Speaker 1: and they claimed over two million dollars in unemployment fees. Wo. 276 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,679 Speaker 1: So it was just a regular business and they stole 277 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:35,280 Speaker 1: money from unemployment. It wasn't a regular business. It was 278 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:38,760 Speaker 1: a completely fake business that they create business and they 279 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:42,720 Speaker 1: hired a bunch of fake identities that they stole. Okay, 280 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,839 Speaker 1: So they just had like a company that they created, 281 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:46,320 Speaker 1: which is very easy to do, and then they were 282 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:50,079 Speaker 1: able to defraud the government for two million dollars exactly 283 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,600 Speaker 1: home fake employees. I have a business and I don't 284 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,840 Speaker 1: do stand up comedy anymore and it was for my 285 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:57,200 Speaker 1: stand up comedy. So there's no money running through that 286 00:13:57,240 --> 00:14:00,480 Speaker 1: business anymore. Right, Yes, I've got an idea for how 287 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:05,680 Speaker 1: to make some money on it. Now we all employee, Yeah, 288 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,480 Speaker 1: I'll split it with you. Yes. So yeah, this couple, 289 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:12,400 Speaker 1: they're being charged by conspiracy, email fraud, fraud, aggravated identity theft, 290 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:16,120 Speaker 1: and conspiracy for money laundering. Wow. At this point, I 291 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:19,640 Speaker 1: rarely think that unemployment should be unemployed because they literally 292 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,760 Speaker 1: gave everybody a bunch of money and years later they 293 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,440 Speaker 1: were like, y'alli scammers. Why people think there's been able 294 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,000 Speaker 1: to get away with stealing a bunch of money. I 295 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,640 Speaker 1: don't know, but I'd like to figure it out. That 296 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:31,040 Speaker 1: was the J and N the Jewil News Network. Some 297 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,800 Speaker 1: of the facts, none of the time. Remember, you can 298 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:35,000 Speaker 1: follow the show on social media at the Jewil Show 299 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:38,240 Speaker 1: follow all of us individually. I met Jewel Fresh, I'm 300 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:43,080 Speaker 1: at Bennett No The Jewil Show on demand first day 301 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,080 Speaker 1: follow up, finme for your first date follow up. And 302 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,320 Speaker 1: Zane is on the phone today he met a girl 303 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,920 Speaker 1: named Ella at a rooftop birthday party. But now he's 304 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,160 Speaker 1: not getting a callback and he has no idea why. 305 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,680 Speaker 1: Zane thank you for your email. Before we get into 306 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,920 Speaker 1: the date and why you think she might be ghosting you. 307 00:14:57,040 --> 00:15:00,480 Speaker 1: How long has it been since you met Ella. It's 308 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:04,040 Speaker 1: been about a week or so. A week or so, okay, 309 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,520 Speaker 1: And how many times have you tried to reach out 310 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,800 Speaker 1: to Ella in that week or so? A few times, 311 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:13,040 Speaker 1: you know, like texting, calling, Facebook? All right, so more 312 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:16,640 Speaker 1: than five times? Or less than five times? Uh, less 313 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,440 Speaker 1: than five. I don't want to. I don't want to 314 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:21,080 Speaker 1: seem like a stalker, you know. Yeah, good, good, that's 315 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,480 Speaker 1: a good amount. Okay, So tell us a little bit 316 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:26,280 Speaker 1: about Ella and your date. Well, um, you know, we 317 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:28,600 Speaker 1: it was kind of interesting how we met. We met 318 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:31,320 Speaker 1: at a rooftop party, you know, like some friends and 319 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:33,440 Speaker 1: I were coming in. We were kind of dressed up. 320 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,920 Speaker 1: That's funny and all that, and uh uh, you were 321 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,960 Speaker 1: dressing funny, but you didn't like your outfit. No, no, no, no, no, 322 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,760 Speaker 1: that it's just I mean, on purpose weird girls funny 323 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:47,320 Speaker 1: you know. Oh okay? And why because you know, we 324 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:49,560 Speaker 1: were all at a pub crawl and it was it 325 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:53,760 Speaker 1: was seemed it was like denim, all denim kind of thing. 326 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,920 Speaker 1: So okay, So you were in all denim, so was 327 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:59,480 Speaker 1: it like a Canadian tuxedo themed pub crawl, because I've 328 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,800 Speaker 1: been one of those. Everything you wear is dinnim exactly. Okay, 329 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,520 Speaker 1: all right, So you went from the pup crawl to 330 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:06,600 Speaker 1: the rooftop party and that's where you met Ella, that's right. 331 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:09,520 Speaker 1: And we locked eyes and I mean we're you know, 332 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:13,200 Speaker 1: definitely flirting it into each other with ftel and I 333 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,360 Speaker 1: asked her if she might want to go to a 334 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,680 Speaker 1: brush from me the next morning, and she said yes, 335 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:21,120 Speaker 1: And I was pumped. That's exciting, you know, And I was. 336 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,800 Speaker 1: I was super excited, you know. And so the next 337 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:26,400 Speaker 1: day I got there a little early and uh, oh man, 338 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:29,040 Speaker 1: well she walked in. I almost my parents because she 339 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:33,960 Speaker 1: was so beautiful. I see. Yeah, you looked up and 340 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,120 Speaker 1: you're like wow, and she moved in slow motion and 341 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,520 Speaker 1: then you almost messed yourself. Oh wow. Happens to me daily. 342 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:41,160 Speaker 1: I mean, that's what I say to Alex Alex and 343 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:42,600 Speaker 1: Armor if you don't actually I tell her all the 344 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,280 Speaker 1: times she moves in slow motion, and a lot of 345 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:45,440 Speaker 1: times it does make me want to do that to 346 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:49,120 Speaker 1: my pants. So I get that feeling. She felt the 347 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:52,040 Speaker 1: same about you, I think, so, I mean, I hope. So, 348 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,960 Speaker 1: I mean, although I don't know if I've ever made 349 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000 Speaker 1: a girl the parts because I looked so good. But 350 00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:00,160 Speaker 1: you know, why do you think she's not called calling 351 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:04,119 Speaker 1: you back? You know, I really don't know, I've I 352 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:07,520 Speaker 1: honestly have no idea. I thought it went really well. Um, 353 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:11,719 Speaker 1: I'll be honest, though, I actually kind of did end 354 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:15,080 Speaker 1: up talking about my ex and I'm wondering you if 355 00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:18,000 Speaker 1: that might have done it. Oh, okay, that is Oh yeah, 356 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,520 Speaker 1: you don't talk about tracks on first date. You know, 357 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,840 Speaker 1: I didn't really want to, but please or not my 358 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,600 Speaker 1: X ended up being at the same restaurant. I'm like, 359 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:31,639 Speaker 1: oh no, no, that's my ex. Yeah, yeah, you know, 360 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,879 Speaker 1: and I was like, oh man, and I actually pointed 361 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:37,679 Speaker 1: her out right, um, and I just I don't know 362 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,320 Speaker 1: what I mean. I just started talking about her like 363 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:43,480 Speaker 1: two minutes and just tearing her apart. And then I thought, 364 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:46,280 Speaker 1: I said, I stopped myself. Oh no, you know that 365 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:49,879 Speaker 1: that probably wasn't a good idea. And I'm its my relied. 366 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,840 Speaker 1: She's not calling my back? Yeah yeah, not only are 367 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:55,040 Speaker 1: you talking about your ex, but like that kind of 368 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,800 Speaker 1: is a reflection of you too. So, yeah, you were 369 00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:00,600 Speaker 1: talking about her, but actually your date, she's probably like 370 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:04,359 Speaker 1: judging you because exactly, and you know, I wouldn't have 371 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:07,320 Speaker 1: said anything, but you know, she was there and uh, 372 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,560 Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah it was it was not a 373 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:13,119 Speaker 1: good okay coincidence. I mean that definitely could be the 374 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,320 Speaker 1: reason you're not getting a call back. Not necessarily the 375 00:18:15,359 --> 00:18:17,159 Speaker 1: best look. I think a good look would probably be 376 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,720 Speaker 1: if you saw your acting like, holy craft, that's my 377 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,919 Speaker 1: ex over there, and then pretty much leave it at 378 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,080 Speaker 1: that and then have just a normal date with the 379 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,040 Speaker 1: woman you're out with. It probably looks like, oh, that's cool, 380 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,040 Speaker 1: he's completely over. If you spend a bunch of time 381 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,679 Speaker 1: talking about her, might look like it's still hung up 382 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,719 Speaker 1: on your ex's good plaint Well maybe just not even 383 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,600 Speaker 1: like knowledge that she's there, right, No, not saying anything 384 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:39,800 Speaker 1: at all? Yeah, that was That would be tough. Right, 385 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,600 Speaker 1: So she hasn't talked to you at all since your date, 386 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,960 Speaker 1: that's right, and you know, called text so a few 387 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:48,359 Speaker 1: times just radio silence. How did everything end? Did she 388 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:50,480 Speaker 1: seem cool at the end of the date. Yeah, she 389 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,880 Speaker 1: seemed fine. You know, she gave me a hug and said, 390 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:55,600 Speaker 1: you know, I'll hope to see you again and you know, 391 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:59,119 Speaker 1: text me later kind of thing. Okay, I mean, she 392 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:00,720 Speaker 1: made the offer for you to text her and she's 393 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:02,000 Speaker 1: been ghosting you. All right, Well, we'll see if we 394 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,400 Speaker 1: can figure it out. We'll play a song, come back, 395 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,480 Speaker 1: and then call her and ask her why and try 396 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,000 Speaker 1: to get you another date in your first date follow 397 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,520 Speaker 1: up r after this? Okay, okay, great, thank you. I'm 398 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:12,280 Speaker 1: more nervous, but thank you. They're doing next by in 399 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:13,800 Speaker 1: the middle of your first date follow up if you're 400 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,840 Speaker 1: just joining us. Zane is on the phone and Zane 401 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,440 Speaker 1: went out with a woman named Ella. He met her 402 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:22,560 Speaker 1: at a friend's rooftop party. He thought she was gorgeous, 403 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,080 Speaker 1: so they started flirting. Then he asked her to brunch 404 00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:27,840 Speaker 1: the next morning. She said yes, and holy crap, he 405 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:29,960 Speaker 1: was happy about that. He skipped out of the party 406 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,080 Speaker 1: and went home and didn't even sleep a wink that night. 407 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,160 Speaker 1: He spent the whole night brushing his hair in the mirror, 408 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,240 Speaker 1: waiting for the next morning. I don't know if he 409 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,440 Speaker 1: did that or not, but that's what it sounds like 410 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,160 Speaker 1: to me, because he was obviously really a hint to Ella, 411 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,720 Speaker 1: and so they did meet up for brunch. Zane said, 412 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,680 Speaker 1: the date went great, he really liked her a lot, 413 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,480 Speaker 1: and the only reason he can think that he's getting 414 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:48,480 Speaker 1: ghosted by Ella is because his ex was actually at 415 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,880 Speaker 1: the same restaurant when they were eating brunch. He noticed it, obviously. 416 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:53,920 Speaker 1: That freaked him out, he said. He pointed it out 417 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:57,120 Speaker 1: to his date, and then Zane says he realized about 418 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:58,800 Speaker 1: two minutes later that he had just spent the last 419 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,600 Speaker 1: two minutes talking crap about X and that probably wasn't 420 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,000 Speaker 1: a good look. And it might be the reason that 421 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,760 Speaker 1: she's not calling him back, because it's been about two 422 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,560 Speaker 1: weeks and he has not heard from her at all. 423 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,919 Speaker 1: He's reached out to her a couple of times and 424 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,040 Speaker 1: has gotten nothing back. Zane, are you ready for us 425 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:12,960 Speaker 1: to call her and see if that is the reason 426 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,880 Speaker 1: that she's not calling you back? Oh? Yeah, I think 427 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,320 Speaker 1: I'm ready. All right, thank you? Yeah, here we go. 428 00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:29,840 Speaker 1: All right, let's do this. Hello him, speak to Ella? Please? 429 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,879 Speaker 1: This is she? Hey Ella, how are you? This is 430 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:35,880 Speaker 1: the jew Bill Show. It's a radio show. My name 431 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,520 Speaker 1: is jew Bil, my name is Alex, my name is Bennett. 432 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:43,840 Speaker 1: I'm good, great, what do you going on today? Are 433 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,240 Speaker 1: you busy? Right now? Can we talk to you for 434 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:49,119 Speaker 1: a few minutes happening. I'm at work, but I really 435 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,800 Speaker 1: want to see where it's going. Great. So hey, I 436 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,239 Speaker 1: don't know how much you listen to the show, but 437 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:55,920 Speaker 1: we do a segment on the show called the First 438 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,520 Speaker 1: State follow Up. That's where if you go out on 439 00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:00,480 Speaker 1: a date with somebody and end up ghosting that they 440 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,800 Speaker 1: can they email us to get you on the phone 441 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:05,440 Speaker 1: and ask why. And we got an email about you 442 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,800 Speaker 1: from a guy that you went on a date with 443 00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:12,680 Speaker 1: and you've been ghosting okay, and he wants to know why. 444 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:18,879 Speaker 1: Oh gosh, is it is it Wayne, Dwayne Dane Zane? 445 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:24,400 Speaker 1: Is it Zane Zane? Yes, it is Zane. I don't 446 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:25,560 Speaker 1: know if you've been out with the Wayne or a 447 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:28,680 Speaker 1: Vane or Elane or a Dane, but it's Zane. Zane 448 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,760 Speaker 1: is the guy that you're not calling back. He emailed 449 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,119 Speaker 1: us because he said he really liked you meeting, like 450 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,480 Speaker 1: running each other at the party and like we really 451 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:38,400 Speaker 1: connected and like had the whole eye locking thing where 452 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:41,840 Speaker 1: you're like, oh, you know um, And then brunch was 453 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:47,360 Speaker 1: great until it wasn't great anymore. What happened at brunch? Well, 454 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,400 Speaker 1: I don't know what he told you, because I've heard 455 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:53,280 Speaker 1: these things, and guys leave stuff out all the time. Yeah, yeah, 456 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,480 Speaker 1: they do. They definitely do. I'll tell you what he 457 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,680 Speaker 1: told us. So he said that you guys went to brunch. 458 00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:00,280 Speaker 1: He actually said, and this is his words, not mine, 459 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,959 Speaker 1: he said he got there early when you showed up, 460 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,760 Speaker 1: he looked over and saw you and thought you looked 461 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,200 Speaker 1: so beautiful that he almost his pants. That's what he said. 462 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:11,160 Speaker 1: So that's a compliment. And then he said that conversation 463 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,800 Speaker 1: and stuff was good. He really liked you a lot. 464 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:15,639 Speaker 1: But his ex girlfriend actually happened to be at the restaurant, 465 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,800 Speaker 1: and he pointed that out. And then he said that 466 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,359 Speaker 1: he realized that he had talked for like two or 467 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:23,399 Speaker 1: three minutes about how terrible she was, and then like 468 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,679 Speaker 1: stopped himself because he realized that was probably awkward for you, 469 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,040 Speaker 1: and that's the only thing he can think of that 470 00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:29,119 Speaker 1: might be a reason you're not calling him back. Okay, 471 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:33,520 Speaker 1: So yeah, all that happened, and that really wasn't what 472 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:37,440 Speaker 1: made the date so weird. It was that after he 473 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,879 Speaker 1: got he stopped talking about her. He went to the 474 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,679 Speaker 1: bathroom and came back and like took a while, and 475 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,760 Speaker 1: he looked like he had been like crying heavily, and 476 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,480 Speaker 1: so yeah, to me, it's like, okay, dude, it's still 477 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:51,640 Speaker 1: into his ex awkward. Wait, So you think he went 478 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,679 Speaker 1: into the bathroom to cry? I don't know, Like he 479 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:56,880 Speaker 1: went to the bathroom and I'm right after the conversation 480 00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,679 Speaker 1: and after seeing her, and then came back with like 481 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:04,240 Speaker 1: really watery red eyes and like sniffily, and so, I 482 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,560 Speaker 1: mean it looked like crying to me. And it happened 483 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,800 Speaker 1: at the same time of all the girl's ex girlfriend's drama. 484 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:17,800 Speaker 1: Oh okay, baggage, Yeah, lots of baggage. So you think 485 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,560 Speaker 1: he went to he was in the bathroom crying after 486 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,560 Speaker 1: he saw his girlfriend, like the jit. Yeah. Like, I 487 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,200 Speaker 1: don't know what else to think other than like, you're fine, 488 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:27,680 Speaker 1: we have the conversation, you see the egg, you get 489 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:29,679 Speaker 1: all worked up about it and talk some shit, and 490 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,840 Speaker 1: then you go to the bathroom and come back really 491 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:34,959 Speaker 1: red faced, red eyes and sniffily. Did you ask him 492 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,639 Speaker 1: about it? Like? Did you ask it? Are you okay? 493 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:41,159 Speaker 1: I did? I was like, are you good? And he 494 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,760 Speaker 1: said yeah? And I was like, are you sure everything's 495 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,240 Speaker 1: cool with her being here? Because I mean, I didn't 496 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:48,119 Speaker 1: know what, and he was really short then, like you 497 00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:50,840 Speaker 1: wouldn't talk about it anymore at all, which was also 498 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,160 Speaker 1: weird because he just ranted about her for like two 499 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,240 Speaker 1: or three minutes and now he won't talk about her 500 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,960 Speaker 1: at all. So I just assumed he got like an 501 00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:02,480 Speaker 1: emotional roller coaster and that really over hurt. Right, Yeah, 502 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,560 Speaker 1: That's definitely why I didn't call him back or respond 503 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:07,119 Speaker 1: any text or anything, because if you're crying over an 504 00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:09,000 Speaker 1: ex in the bathroom, I don't think you're ready to 505 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,760 Speaker 1: be dating. And definitely didn't have the same connection I 506 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,919 Speaker 1: did with him, and I wasn't about to follow up 507 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,840 Speaker 1: with that, yeah right right, Okay, maybe he was in 508 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:20,640 Speaker 1: the bathroom pooping because he's at Sometimes it can hurt 509 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,760 Speaker 1: and you cry, yeah, allergy, and you're so beautiful that 510 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,560 Speaker 1: it was like a really big one, and maybe that's it. 511 00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:29,720 Speaker 1: We should ask him. Let's ask him that, because he's 512 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,199 Speaker 1: actually on the phone listening, and what's to talk to 513 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:35,119 Speaker 1: you is, Oh, I forgot y'all? Do that? People always 514 00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:38,679 Speaker 1: forget that too, Zane? Are you still there? Right? Hey? Zane? 515 00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:41,840 Speaker 1: Sorry to set you up like this, but you know, 516 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:45,040 Speaker 1: I just had to know, you know, Yeah, well awkward, 517 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,040 Speaker 1: I think is notkward at all. So that's why you 518 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,040 Speaker 1: want to hold me back because you thought I was 519 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:53,840 Speaker 1: going to pass him to cry about my ex from Yeah, like, 520 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,200 Speaker 1: it just took such a weird turn. And I tried 521 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,480 Speaker 1: to ask you if you're okay, and it just got 522 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:02,720 Speaker 1: shut down. Yeah. I totally caught that, Okay, I understand. 523 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,800 Speaker 1: I just you know, I was not crying. I was 524 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:09,080 Speaker 1: just super tired and I was sneezing. I had an 525 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:12,639 Speaker 1: allergy attack. And then it's just super weird that you 526 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,400 Speaker 1: were fine before the ex conversation, before you saw her, 527 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,840 Speaker 1: and then all the you're pissed off that she's there, 528 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,200 Speaker 1: and then you go to the bathroom and you come 529 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:23,320 Speaker 1: back all blocky, like that's weird, okay. And I also 530 00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:27,920 Speaker 1: appeared because I was hung over. That's really what it is. 531 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,320 Speaker 1: Sounds like it was a pub crawl the night before, 532 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:34,520 Speaker 1: I remember. Okay. I can believe that part because you 533 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,720 Speaker 1: were you were throwing them back and pretty wasted the 534 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:40,879 Speaker 1: night before. But I don't believe the allergies at all. Okay, Okay, 535 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:47,920 Speaker 1: it was mostly the throw off, Okay, but I was 536 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,639 Speaker 1: definitely throwing up because of alcohol and not because of 537 00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,200 Speaker 1: my ex. I don't you know, I don't care enough 538 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:56,960 Speaker 1: about her to throw up over her. Okay, So I 539 00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:00,480 Speaker 1: do believe that part because you were very adamant that 540 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:04,159 Speaker 1: you did not care for her. Yeah you know, I 541 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,600 Speaker 1: mean I don't care enough about her to throw ump 542 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,960 Speaker 1: over her, you know. And like I told these guys, 543 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,880 Speaker 1: oh yeah, you know that, I mean when I saw 544 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:15,160 Speaker 1: you eball almost my parents over you. Okay, I would 545 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,439 Speaker 1: never have done that over my head. That might be 546 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,480 Speaker 1: one of the sweetest things anybody has ever said in 547 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,000 Speaker 1: a first date follow up, I love Would you like 548 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:26,879 Speaker 1: to go on another date with Zane? We'll pay for it. 549 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,600 Speaker 1: I think that we should not do brunch after a 550 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:33,320 Speaker 1: prep carl at a rooftop party, but I think we 551 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:35,639 Speaker 1: could try, so Zane, that isn't Yes, I will go 552 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:40,520 Speaker 1: back out with you. That's great. Oh, thank well, now 553 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:44,359 Speaker 1: I've got a change. My parents. I did it, you 554 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:48,160 Speaker 1: know the Pants show, you know, just like I thought 555 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:52,920 Speaker 1: I did, you know, Okay, I was just making a joke, 556 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,280 Speaker 1: you know that. I was so happy that my parents, 557 00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:59,960 Speaker 1: But I don't really my times My parents are fine. Well, great, 558 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:17,119 Speaker 1: congratulate the Jewels Show on demand, Jewils, dirty Little secret. Hey, 559 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:18,760 Speaker 1: what's up? This is the Jewels Show? And you text 560 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,000 Speaker 1: it in at four one oh six one that you 561 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,640 Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret to tell us. So we're 562 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,160 Speaker 1: calling you back to ask you what your dirty little 563 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:28,440 Speaker 1: secret is? High good money money dude, what's up? Can 564 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:32,240 Speaker 1: you tell us your secret now? Or well? Then hopefully 565 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:33,439 Speaker 1: you still want to tell your secret and like we 566 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,000 Speaker 1: didn't call your bluff, like you don't want to actually 567 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,920 Speaker 1: tell us now? Oh I don't, but I have to do? Yes, 568 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,080 Speaker 1: you do. What's your dirty little secret? Can you tell 569 00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:44,320 Speaker 1: us right now? H? Yeah? My dirty little secret? Is 570 00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:49,520 Speaker 1: it like cheese? After all my friends break up with 571 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:53,560 Speaker 1: their axes or whatever, I will just be like nine 572 00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:55,520 Speaker 1: times out of channel, I'll overk up with the rex 573 00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,800 Speaker 1: Ooh okay, so you yeah, So if you have to 574 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:02,479 Speaker 1: put it in a sports analogy, like you're not a 575 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,840 Speaker 1: scorer when it comes to offense, but you stay there 576 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:08,600 Speaker 1: to clean up the rebounds all the time. No, No, 577 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,119 Speaker 1: I'm like a head coach who's who's just trying to 578 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:16,359 Speaker 1: boost their morale. So how do you do it? Then? Well, 579 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,240 Speaker 1: like you know, you get close to them when you're 580 00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:20,720 Speaker 1: oh man, the strings feel terrible, but you know you 581 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:23,439 Speaker 1: get close to them when your friends of dating them, 582 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:26,159 Speaker 1: and then when they break up, you know you have 583 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,600 Speaker 1: their number or whatever, you like kind of know what's up, 584 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,760 Speaker 1: and you just check in like, hey, how are you feeling? 585 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:37,720 Speaker 1: Ounity at the dirty little secret and a clean one? Yeah? 586 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,640 Speaker 1: For sure. Have your friends ever do they know that 587 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,520 Speaker 1: you do this? Have you ever gotten like as a friend, 588 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:45,040 Speaker 1: ever gotten mad at you for doing it? Well? I 589 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:48,280 Speaker 1: have one friend we'll call him M. And one time 590 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:51,080 Speaker 1: M he got really suspicious that he almost found out. 591 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,640 Speaker 1: But eventually he was like, hey, man, I'm just being paranoid. 592 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,960 Speaker 1: You'd never do something like that to me. I'm sorry, 593 00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:58,640 Speaker 1: And you're like, what are you talking about? I did 594 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:04,200 Speaker 1: it three times yesterday. Friends, Well, thank you for telling 595 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:08,360 Speaker 1: us your dirty little secret? Yeah, thank you? All right, 596 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:12,240 Speaker 1: let's get another one. Was your dirty little secret? Oh? Hey, 597 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:15,240 Speaker 1: good morning y'all? Yeah, good morning. So you have a 598 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,080 Speaker 1: dirty little secret to tell us. We didn't catch you 599 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:21,200 Speaker 1: at a bad time to Yeah, not the best time, 600 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,600 Speaker 1: but I guess I can still tell you right now. Okay, 601 00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:29,800 Speaker 1: So yeah, basically I secretly judge people who smoke marijuana. 602 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:34,400 Speaker 1: You secretly judge people who smoke marijuana? Well, I'm not 603 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:40,360 Speaker 1: secretly judging you. What what does that mean? I just 604 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,400 Speaker 1: it's just something that I kind of grew up with, 605 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,360 Speaker 1: Like my dad was really kind of hardline against it, 606 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:46,640 Speaker 1: and I guess they kind of sunk into me and 607 00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:48,760 Speaker 1: it's kind of always been kind of a thing in 608 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,240 Speaker 1: the back of my mind. And it is. You know, 609 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,880 Speaker 1: I never really met any successful people who you know, 610 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:57,240 Speaker 1: are you know, habitual smokers. They're in a while, but 611 00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:03,320 Speaker 1: not like you know, do you understand little aodit? Wow? Well, 612 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:06,280 Speaker 1: do you understand how ignorant you sound right now? Yeah? 613 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,880 Speaker 1: It's been it. Times have changed a lot, and you'd 614 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:11,280 Speaker 1: be surprised how many successful people do, but they just 615 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:14,760 Speaker 1: don't do it openly. Also, you've clearly never met Snoop Dogg. Hello. 616 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,080 Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it just depends on what your 617 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:21,640 Speaker 1: definition of successful is. I guess, but you know it's true, 618 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,680 Speaker 1: and yeah, that is very true. I think I'm pretty successful. 619 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:28,320 Speaker 1: I'm just saying, well, you know, I mean, do you 620 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,200 Speaker 1: think you're successful? I guess that's great. But you know, 621 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:35,320 Speaker 1: like it so safe tisting that you've never smoked? What 622 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:38,720 Speaker 1: so you've never tried it? No? No, not until you 623 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:42,040 Speaker 1: try it? It sounds like you can think you might. Actually, yeah, 624 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:47,160 Speaker 1: it's I don't know. It just doesn't seem, you know, 625 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,200 Speaker 1: like it would be fun to me. I mean the 626 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,880 Speaker 1: only thing I really tried is cocaine, and I thought 627 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:56,600 Speaker 1: that was okay. You know, But so you won't smaller, 628 00:30:56,840 --> 00:31:00,680 Speaker 1: you silently judge people who use cannabis or marijuana or 629 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,720 Speaker 1: whatever you want to call it. But you have tried 630 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:09,400 Speaker 1: that before, Yeah, chemicals. Yeah, I mean I didn't like it, 631 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,479 Speaker 1: it's all I kept doing it. But that's the one 632 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:15,720 Speaker 1: thing I've tried. You skipped the gateway. They called marijuana 633 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,600 Speaker 1: a gateway. You skipped the gate and went straight to 634 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:24,600 Speaker 1: like the main bedroom. Yeah, I mean it sounds crazy. Yeah, 635 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:27,200 Speaker 1: that's my dirty little secret, all right, right, the Jewel 636 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:31,480 Speaker 1: Show on demand. Dogs and cats are learning to speak English. 637 00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:35,080 Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Show. And that's actually a real thing. 638 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,520 Speaker 1: Soon your pets might be able to speak and I'll 639 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,200 Speaker 1: tell you how they might be able to speak in 640 00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:42,880 Speaker 1: just a second. Also, there are some people who are 641 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:46,640 Speaker 1: very upset at the possibility of animals speaking to humans, 642 00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,240 Speaker 1: and the reason they're upset is crazy. I said a 643 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,920 Speaker 1: second ago that dogs and cats are learning to speak English. 644 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:55,440 Speaker 1: To be fair, that's probably not accurate because I'm sure 645 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,280 Speaker 1: dogs and cats will speak all kinds of languages. Like 646 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,680 Speaker 1: you can't expect the German shepherd to speak English as 647 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,400 Speaker 1: its first language. I feel like it's definitely an ESL 648 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:07,640 Speaker 1: student right there. But soon a German shepherd might be 649 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,640 Speaker 1: able to speak English with a German accent. That would 650 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,080 Speaker 1: be pretty sweet, right you take your German shepherd on 651 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:16,040 Speaker 1: a walk and just like, oh, we already did a 652 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,080 Speaker 1: lot of walks and okay, or you get home and 653 00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:20,960 Speaker 1: they're just staring at you and you will walk me 654 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:27,240 Speaker 1: now right now? I cannot wait to each nitsula when 655 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:30,000 Speaker 1: we get home. That's what your German shepherd would say 656 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,600 Speaker 1: to you if they could speak. But this is a 657 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:35,000 Speaker 1: legit thing though. A new scientific research study has identified 658 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,840 Speaker 1: the language processing section of dogs and cats brains, and 659 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,400 Speaker 1: the team of scientists estimates that they could implant a 660 00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:44,400 Speaker 1: chip and some kind of voice technology into your pets 661 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,600 Speaker 1: and it would give them the ability to comprehend what 662 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,400 Speaker 1: you're saying and be able to respond to you in 663 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:51,560 Speaker 1: your language. Actually talking to your pets. A lot of 664 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,560 Speaker 1: people are really excited because who wouldn't want to talk 665 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:54,840 Speaker 1: to their dog for a little while. Right, if you 666 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,280 Speaker 1: got nobody else to talk to and you're sitting on 667 00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,200 Speaker 1: the couch watching a show, might be cool to look 668 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,320 Speaker 1: over your dog and be like, hey, this is really funny. 669 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:01,880 Speaker 1: That was a funny joke. Right, and your dog gets 670 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,400 Speaker 1: the joke, that'd be cool. But a lot of people 671 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,520 Speaker 1: are upset. There's one section of society that's protesting it 672 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,640 Speaker 1: and they want it stopped. It's not because they think 673 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:13,600 Speaker 1: it's inhumane or they think that dogs should just speak 674 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:16,040 Speaker 1: dog and cats should speak cat, and that's the way 675 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:19,520 Speaker 1: it is. They're upset because they're worried about what will 676 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,800 Speaker 1: happen if dogs and cats can actually speak. And the 677 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:26,640 Speaker 1: reasons that they're upset are ridiculous. They've listed three top 678 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:29,880 Speaker 1: complaints and top concerns and the top three reasons why 679 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,800 Speaker 1: they want this study shut down. Number one, they think 680 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:36,160 Speaker 1: that dogs would gossip and reveal all of our secrets 681 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:39,320 Speaker 1: and they would just be and spill the tea that like, 682 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:43,160 Speaker 1: I mean, if my dog was to speak today, he's 683 00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,200 Speaker 1: gonna say a lot of things that like I don't 684 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:48,240 Speaker 1: want anyone to know you feel like anybody it's gonna 685 00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,040 Speaker 1: be so judgment they're on board with that, then Bennett, 686 00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:54,720 Speaker 1: you're on board with me, like study dogs. I don't 687 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:56,200 Speaker 1: want my dog to tell all of my secrets. My 688 00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,160 Speaker 1: dog has seen me do way too many things, way 689 00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,880 Speaker 1: too much. It's been a dog that could talk. The 690 00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,160 Speaker 1: dog would probably say, like, why is this fool always 691 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,920 Speaker 1: talking about being broken? Not buying me? Dogs would he's 692 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:09,640 Speaker 1: got new shoes. Everybody, I'm gonna eat because he's not 693 00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:15,160 Speaker 1: that broke. The number two fear that this group that's 694 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,520 Speaker 1: protesting this new research study that came out that said 695 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,000 Speaker 1: they might be able to give dogs and cats the 696 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:22,239 Speaker 1: ability to speak, actually speak real words to you and 697 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,680 Speaker 1: comprehend what you're saying to them, they're protesting it because 698 00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:27,959 Speaker 1: they fear what dogs might say if they can talk 699 00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,200 Speaker 1: dogs and cats. And the number two complaint that they 700 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,439 Speaker 1: have the reason why they want this research study shut 701 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,160 Speaker 1: down is they fear that dogs would never stop talking. 702 00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:38,759 Speaker 1: That's a legit concern cats. You probably couldn't get them 703 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,040 Speaker 1: to say a word to you, like, come on, man, 704 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,920 Speaker 1: talk to me. It's like, no, a cat, you're a 705 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:46,000 Speaker 1: humans is weird. But dogs would literally probably talk your 706 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,279 Speaker 1: ear off. They'd be worse than a three year old. 707 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,799 Speaker 1: You know, Hey, what are you doing? I'm glad you're home. 708 00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,040 Speaker 1: What are we gonna do? Now? We're gonna have fun? 709 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:53,640 Speaker 1: Can I help you? Like? Can I eat something? You know? 710 00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,640 Speaker 1: This is the real crazy part, though, This group that 711 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,600 Speaker 1: wants to shut down this study where they're trying to 712 00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:03,719 Speaker 1: make dogs and cats and your pets actually talk. They 713 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,520 Speaker 1: want to shut it down because they fear that dogs 714 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:09,680 Speaker 1: wouldn't be pc It's producer Brad. I feel like, maybe 715 00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,959 Speaker 1: it's not the Karens who want to shut this down 716 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,240 Speaker 1: now that you've said that, because if dogs are running around, 717 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,680 Speaker 1: and you're right, I think cats aren't gonna say anything never. 718 00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:20,799 Speaker 1: They're just gonna be judgmental and the same thing they 719 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,560 Speaker 1: do now. Cats would probably if they could speak, they 720 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,719 Speaker 1: would be more just like a teenager. They wouldn't talk, 721 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,000 Speaker 1: but you'd be like, how would you did? They just like, 722 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:31,640 Speaker 1: I'm gonna walk off. But I'm thinking it might not 723 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:35,520 Speaker 1: be Karen's because the prospect of dogs running around saying 724 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,960 Speaker 1: politically incorrect things would give them job security. I feel like, 725 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,520 Speaker 1: because they would be able to be like, hey you 726 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,960 Speaker 1: can't do that, Hey you can't do that. More to 727 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,000 Speaker 1: the things they could hang out at dog parks. Yeah, 728 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:49,200 Speaker 1: and then try to get dogs canceled because they're insensitive. 729 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,480 Speaker 1: And if a dog's talking and they're being kind of 730 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,960 Speaker 1: a jerk, you always can win an argument with a dog, always, 731 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,200 Speaker 1: because you could just be like, whatever, dude, I saw 732 00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:00,440 Speaker 1: you lick your own crotch a few minutes ago. He's 733 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:04,160 Speaker 1: not saying I will say, though, Hey, sharky popping in. 734 00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:08,480 Speaker 1: I think my cat's racist. Though. Seriously, Yeah, anytime someone 735 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,920 Speaker 1: comes over the house ches is that after I went 736 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,480 Speaker 1: to your house? Well, you don't want to know what 737 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,279 Speaker 1: coning you know before you get canceled because of your 738 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,439 Speaker 1: text in formula six one, would you want your pet 739 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,880 Speaker 1: to speak to you? Or why wouldn't you want your 740 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,600 Speaker 1: pet to speak to you? Sounds more like remember you 741 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,200 Speaker 1: can follow us you on social media at the Jewels Show, 742 00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:29,680 Speaker 1: follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh that, 743 00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:33,239 Speaker 1: I'm at Bennett Knows, I'm at Brad Nolan, I'm at 744 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,719 Speaker 1: Sharkey Alonzi, I'm at Vier Mirror zero zero, and your 745 00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:38,120 Speaker 1: phone break happens every single hour. I hope, I do 746 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,239 Speaker 1: hope they can get dogs to speak soon, because I 747 00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:42,520 Speaker 1: would love to have a dog fill in for me 748 00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:46,959 Speaker 1: when I'm sick on the show. That would be amazing. Also, yeah, 749 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:48,840 Speaker 1: we would definitely go viral for that, and also we 750 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,359 Speaker 1: would make a lot of headlines because you know, you'd 751 00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,080 Speaker 1: say something offensive and the charts to get mad and 752 00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,080 Speaker 1: we'll be all over the news. Would it be a pug? 753 00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:58,680 Speaker 1: It would because I do kind of look like a pug. 754 00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:00,879 Speaker 1: I have pluggish, good looks, so we go a little 755 00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,680 Speaker 1: pug in here. It would sound like me. 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